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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,334 --> 00:00:04,236 [THEME MUSIC - EARLE HAGEN, "THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW THEME"] 2 00:00:04,336 --> 00:00:07,473 ANNOUNCER: "The Dick Van Dyke Show." 3 00:00:07,573 --> 00:00:21,654 Starring Dick Van Dyke, Rose Marie, Morey Amsterdam, Larry Matthews, and Mary Tyler Moore. 4 00:00:21,754 --> 00:00:26,225 And so, uh, for the betterment of our entire community 5 00:00:26,325 --> 00:00:32,164 I would encourage everyone to vote yes on Proposition A. What's the matter? 6 00:00:32,264 --> 00:00:33,098 Come on, Rob. 7 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:34,834 Will you please relax? 8 00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:35,901 Smile. 9 00:00:36,001 --> 00:00:37,369 Like, like in the poster, see. 10 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:39,371 See how happy you were when you became a candidate. 11 00:00:39,472 --> 00:00:40,606 That wasn't taken then. 12 00:00:40,706 --> 00:00:44,043 That was at Danny Stein's bar mitzvah. 13 00:00:44,143 --> 00:00:46,011 What do you want something like this? 14 00:00:46,111 --> 00:00:47,379 Hi there. 15 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:49,148 I'm running for city councilman. 16 00:00:49,248 --> 00:00:52,685 Vote for me or I'll give you cavities. 17 00:00:52,785 --> 00:00:53,486 I can't do that. 18 00:00:53,586 --> 00:00:55,087 I gotta be honest with them. 19 00:00:55,187 --> 00:00:57,256 Rob, do you want to be honest or do you want to get elected? 20 00:00:57,356 --> 00:00:58,757 Well, I'm nervous. 21 00:00:58,858 --> 00:01:01,193 This is my first official political appearance. 22 00:01:01,293 --> 00:01:04,663 Wait a minute, it's only a ladies club and Laura's already over there warming them up. 23 00:01:04,763 --> 00:01:06,265 Rob, you'll be fine once you get there. 24 00:01:06,365 --> 00:01:09,502 Yeah, I think that's what they said to the captain of the Titanic, didn't they. 25 00:01:09,602 --> 00:01:11,337 Come on, ask me some more questions. 26 00:01:11,437 --> 00:01:12,638 - I have a question. - What? 27 00:01:12,738 --> 00:01:14,974 When are you gonna help us with this script for Alan Brady? 28 00:01:15,074 --> 00:01:16,375 Oh, I'm sorry, you guys. 29 00:01:16,475 --> 00:01:18,043 I didn't mean to shove off all that work on you. 30 00:01:18,143 --> 00:01:21,947 Believe me I'd a lot rather be here working than at some ladies meeting somewhere. 31 00:01:22,047 --> 00:01:23,682 - Oh hi, Doug. - Oh hi, Rob. 32 00:01:23,782 --> 00:01:24,617 I'm in a terrible hurry. 33 00:01:24,717 --> 00:01:26,519 Did you come here to tell me that? 34 00:01:26,619 --> 00:01:28,821 You guys know Doug Miller, my campaign manager. 35 00:01:28,921 --> 00:01:30,189 Yeah, hiya Doug. 36 00:01:30,289 --> 00:01:31,590 We were just pumping your boy full of hot air. 37 00:01:31,690 --> 00:01:32,725 Yeah. 38 00:01:32,825 --> 00:01:34,960 My you're awfully cute for a campaign manager. 39 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:36,395 And a father of four. 40 00:01:36,495 --> 00:01:39,298 Well, back to politics. 41 00:01:39,398 --> 00:01:40,799 Doug, am I glad you're here. 42 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:42,101 Rob, I can't stay. 43 00:01:42,201 --> 00:01:43,302 Well you bet, we gotta get to the meeting. 44 00:01:43,402 --> 00:01:45,170 Rob, I'm afraid I can't go with you. 45 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:46,338 Why not? 46 00:01:46,438 --> 00:01:48,140 The freezer at the fountain broke. 47 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:49,875 Hey, is that political talk? 48 00:01:49,975 --> 00:01:51,076 No, that's drugstore talk. 49 00:01:51,176 --> 00:01:52,344 I own the village pharmacy. 50 00:01:52,444 --> 00:01:54,880 Maybe we can get Epsom salts wholesale. 51 00:01:54,980 --> 00:01:56,215 Doug, you've gotta go with me. 52 00:01:56,315 --> 00:01:58,050 This is my first public appearance with people. 53 00:01:58,150 --> 00:01:59,585 Rob, I can't. 54 00:01:59,685 --> 00:02:01,787 My ice cream will melt. I have to pick up some dry ice. 55 00:02:01,887 --> 00:02:03,355 Oh, Doug! 56 00:02:03,455 --> 00:02:05,424 They'll probably ask you a question about the new parkway. 57 00:02:05,524 --> 00:02:06,725 Yeah, well I got that. 58 00:02:06,825 --> 00:02:08,360 It's the east side route or west side route. 59 00:02:08,460 --> 00:02:10,429 East side route is shorter and it's cheaper. 60 00:02:10,529 --> 00:02:11,864 Rob, it's the other way around. 61 00:02:11,964 --> 00:02:13,032 Doug, you've gotta go with me. 62 00:02:13,132 --> 00:02:13,933 I can't. 63 00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:15,234 My ice cream is melting. 64 00:02:15,334 --> 00:02:16,569 Don't worry, you'll be all right. 65 00:02:16,669 --> 00:02:17,803 Nice to have met you. - Yeah, so long Doug. 66 00:02:17,903 --> 00:02:19,038 Bye. 67 00:02:19,138 --> 00:02:21,740 Yeah, give my love to your four kids. 68 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:27,046 Hey Rob, your campaign manager's ice cream is melting? 69 00:02:27,146 --> 00:02:28,314 Watch it, Rob. 70 00:02:28,414 --> 00:02:29,715 I think the same thing happened to Nixon. 71 00:02:33,953 --> 00:02:35,220 [music playing] 72 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:37,423 We're so glad you could come, Mr. Petrie. 73 00:02:37,523 --> 00:02:39,024 Yes, I guess I am. Well, I am. 74 00:02:39,124 --> 00:02:40,526 I'm glad too. 75 00:02:40,626 --> 00:02:43,596 Well, I assume that you've met your worthy opponent, Mr. Goodhart. 76 00:02:43,696 --> 00:02:44,830 No, I haven't. 77 00:02:44,930 --> 00:02:47,032 Well, that's no way for for worthy opponents to be. 78 00:02:47,132 --> 00:02:47,967 Hello. 79 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:48,901 How are you? 80 00:02:49,001 --> 00:02:50,135 Oh, fine. How are you? 81 00:02:50,236 --> 00:02:51,070 Fine. 82 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:53,105 How, how are you, well. 83 00:02:53,205 --> 00:02:54,773 Well, I must get back to the meeting. 84 00:02:54,873 --> 00:02:59,712 I'll leave you two, uh, political lions to paw the turf. 85 00:02:59,812 --> 00:03:00,546 Sit down. 86 00:03:00,646 --> 00:03:01,780 Sit down and have a nice chat. 87 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:04,483 I know you have so much to talk about. 88 00:03:04,583 --> 00:03:08,988 Oh Mr. Petrie, your wife is just adorable. 89 00:03:09,088 --> 00:03:10,055 Thank you. 90 00:03:10,155 --> 00:03:13,025 And so is yours. 91 00:03:13,125 --> 00:03:17,029 Well, you two boys get acquainted and I'll go and see how the meeting's coming along. 92 00:03:17,129 --> 00:03:18,030 All right. 93 00:03:22,234 --> 00:03:23,902 So you're, uh, Lincoln Goodhart. 94 00:03:24,003 --> 00:03:24,937 Yes. 95 00:03:27,606 --> 00:03:32,011 Uh, is, is it proper for us to be, uh, together, you know, before. 96 00:03:32,111 --> 00:03:33,178 Well, I don't know why not. 97 00:03:33,278 --> 00:03:34,913 We're not bride and groom, you know. 98 00:03:38,651 --> 00:03:40,786 Plain ordinary candidates, I guess. 99 00:03:46,158 --> 00:03:47,593 Is some, something wrong? 100 00:03:47,693 --> 00:03:51,163 No, you actually look like your buttons. 101 00:03:51,263 --> 00:03:52,831 Oh, my campaign buttons. 102 00:03:52,931 --> 00:03:54,199 Oh, yeah, thanks. 103 00:03:54,299 --> 00:03:58,337 Matter of fact, you look a lot like your bumper stickers. 104 00:03:58,437 --> 00:04:00,939 Of course you're, you're not, you're more, you know. 105 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:01,940 Yes. 106 00:04:04,677 --> 00:04:06,011 You, have you seen my balloons? 107 00:04:09,982 --> 00:04:13,218 Well, I have, you know, with my picture on them. 108 00:04:13,318 --> 00:04:14,820 When they're blown up I-- 109 00:04:17,589 --> 00:04:20,826 No, I just have the stickers and buttons. 110 00:04:20,926 --> 00:04:24,396 Well, that's, that's bett-, I don't, uh, I didn't ask for the balloons, you know. 111 00:04:24,496 --> 00:04:26,298 Kids can't vote anyway. 112 00:04:26,398 --> 00:04:27,700 Well, I like kids OK. 113 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:31,570 You know, this my first time out, politically, you know, and I gotta admit, I'm a, 114 00:04:31,670 --> 00:04:33,339 I'm a little bit nervous. 115 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:35,240 Well, that's understandable. 116 00:04:35,340 --> 00:04:36,175 Are you nervous? 117 00:04:36,275 --> 00:04:37,376 No. 118 00:04:45,317 --> 00:04:46,452 Nice. 119 00:04:49,555 --> 00:04:51,023 Beautiful, uh, day out. 120 00:04:51,123 --> 00:04:53,859 It's going to rain. 121 00:04:53,959 --> 00:04:54,593 You think so? 122 00:04:54,693 --> 00:04:56,428 I'm quite certain. 123 00:04:56,528 --> 00:04:57,830 Well, it can't rain today. 124 00:04:57,930 --> 00:05:01,633 The witch came out of the gingerbread house. 125 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:05,738 Well, that, I, that probably sounds-- my, uh, son has one of those little weather 126 00:05:05,838 --> 00:05:08,373 forecasters on the wall, a plastic gingerbread house. 127 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:11,744 If it's clear the witch comes out, and, and, but if it's going to rain then 128 00:05:11,844 --> 00:05:14,113 Hansel and Gretel will come out. 129 00:05:14,213 --> 00:05:16,081 It's very scientific. 130 00:05:16,181 --> 00:05:18,117 Chemical or something. 131 00:05:18,217 --> 00:05:24,490 Well, with all due respect to your son's gingerbread house, there's an easterly low pressure area meeting 132 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:29,128 a cold front over Ohio, and that should reach here by this afternoon. 133 00:05:32,698 --> 00:05:33,999 What, what does that mean? 134 00:05:34,099 --> 00:05:35,000 Rain. 135 00:05:37,736 --> 00:05:41,473 I guess Hansel and Gretel can't always be right can they. 136 00:05:41,573 --> 00:05:43,575 Look at the way they trusted that witch. 137 00:05:43,675 --> 00:05:44,810 Come along, girls. 138 00:05:44,910 --> 00:05:45,844 Come along. 139 00:05:45,944 --> 00:05:49,515 I want you all to meet the candidates. 140 00:05:49,615 --> 00:05:52,785 There they are, the brave bulls. 141 00:05:52,885 --> 00:05:57,022 Oh now, take seats everyone and we'll get things under way. 142 00:05:57,122 --> 00:05:58,290 Have you met the wives? 143 00:05:58,390 --> 00:05:59,491 Only my own. 144 00:06:01,894 --> 00:06:05,998 Mr. Petrie writes all those clever remarks for Alan Brady, you know. 145 00:06:06,098 --> 00:06:07,499 Well Lincoln, I'd like for you to meet my wife, Laura. 146 00:06:07,599 --> 00:06:09,401 How do you do, Miss Petrie. 147 00:06:09,501 --> 00:06:11,703 Um, darling, this is Mrs. Goodhart. 148 00:06:11,804 --> 00:06:13,038 Oh, hi. 149 00:06:13,138 --> 00:06:14,773 Well, I suppose you're very excited about the campaign. 150 00:06:14,873 --> 00:06:15,707 Oh, no. 151 00:06:15,808 --> 00:06:17,843 I've been through this many times. 152 00:06:17,943 --> 00:06:18,811 Oh, wonderful. 153 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:20,712 I'm very active politically. 154 00:06:20,813 --> 00:06:23,682 I'm on two committees and I'm chairman of the DNS. 155 00:06:23,782 --> 00:06:27,853 And a precinct captain. 156 00:06:27,953 --> 00:06:28,954 How about you? 157 00:06:29,054 --> 00:06:32,291 Oh, well I try to be active politically. 158 00:06:32,391 --> 00:06:35,360 I vote every year. 159 00:06:35,460 --> 00:06:38,130 Now girls, girls, please. 160 00:06:38,230 --> 00:06:40,265 Now let me have your attention. 161 00:06:40,365 --> 00:06:47,206 Before we mix and mingle, I think it would be nice if the candidates would introduce themselves. 162 00:06:47,306 --> 00:06:50,008 Who'd like to go first? 163 00:06:50,108 --> 00:06:53,178 Oh, guess I'm elected. 164 00:06:53,278 --> 00:06:54,079 Thank you. 165 00:06:54,179 --> 00:06:56,081 I was the only on up. 166 00:06:56,181 --> 00:07:01,854 Well, uh, I'm Rob Petrie and I'd like to say, first of all, that I'm very, very happy to be here. 167 00:07:01,954 --> 00:07:06,225 My wife doesn't often let me loose in a room full of lovely ladies. 168 00:07:06,325 --> 00:07:07,659 Well, that's the truth now. 169 00:07:07,759 --> 00:07:10,262 I mean, why would Laura insist on being here today. 170 00:07:10,362 --> 00:07:15,667 She certainly didn't insist on coming when I gave a talk on writing at the Boy Scouts. 171 00:07:15,767 --> 00:07:19,037 Well, I guess you're very anxious to meet Mr. Goodhart. 172 00:07:19,137 --> 00:07:21,540 Lionel, uh, Lincoln. 173 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:22,541 Thank you. 174 00:07:22,641 --> 00:07:26,678 My name is Lincoln Goodhart. 175 00:07:26,778 --> 00:07:30,616 Uh, could you, could you speak up just a little please, Mr. Goodhart. 176 00:07:30,716 --> 00:07:33,485 Let's not slight the ladies in the back. 177 00:07:33,585 --> 00:07:34,887 Oh, of course. 178 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:36,488 My name is Lincoln Goodhart. 179 00:07:36,588 --> 00:07:39,625 I am a candidate for your city council. 180 00:07:39,725 --> 00:07:45,197 Of course, the public wants to know about the issues, so I'm here to answer any and all 181 00:07:45,297 --> 00:07:47,532 questions that you may have. 182 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:49,034 Are there any questions? 183 00:07:49,134 --> 00:07:49,935 Uh, yes? 184 00:07:50,035 --> 00:07:52,437 Mr. Petrie, how tall are you? 185 00:07:52,537 --> 00:07:54,206 Tall? 186 00:07:54,306 --> 00:07:55,474 Well, I don't know. 187 00:07:55,574 --> 00:07:58,844 About six-one I, with, without my shoes. 188 00:07:58,944 --> 00:08:00,712 You're embarrassing him. 189 00:08:00,812 --> 00:08:03,916 Mr. Petrie, what's Alan Brady really like? 190 00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:06,919 Yes, is he really that funny, or do you do it all? 191 00:08:07,019 --> 00:08:10,322 No, I don't-- Can I have an autographed picture for my daughter? 192 00:08:10,422 --> 00:08:13,592 [ladies chattering] 193 00:08:18,430 --> 00:08:19,598 [music playing] 194 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:22,868 Wow, what a day. 195 00:08:22,968 --> 00:08:24,069 Yeah. 196 00:08:24,169 --> 00:08:25,938 You ready for a kiss from the future councilman? 197 00:08:26,038 --> 00:08:29,408 You know Rob, I don't think you should get overconfident. 198 00:08:29,508 --> 00:08:30,442 From one kiss? 199 00:08:30,542 --> 00:08:32,010 One victory. 200 00:08:32,110 --> 00:08:34,112 Honey, one kiss is hardly a victory. 201 00:08:34,212 --> 00:08:35,514 You're my wife. 202 00:08:35,614 --> 00:08:38,050 Oh, come on Rob, I'm trying to say something sort of serious. 203 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:39,384 I know you are. 204 00:08:39,484 --> 00:08:40,886 You're trying to say that today was just a little step. 205 00:08:40,986 --> 00:08:42,621 I got a whole campaign ahead of me already. 206 00:08:42,721 --> 00:08:44,590 Well, uh, yes that's what I was gonna say. 207 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:45,524 Well, don't bother. 208 00:08:45,624 --> 00:08:46,658 I already know it. 209 00:08:46,758 --> 00:08:50,095 You know what the most challenging question I had asked me today, how tall are you. 210 00:08:50,195 --> 00:08:52,331 I don't think my height is going to win me the election. 211 00:08:52,431 --> 00:08:53,732 Well, you never know. 212 00:08:53,832 --> 00:08:57,369 For example, most of our presidents have been taller than the average American male. 213 00:08:57,469 --> 00:08:58,770 Yeah. 214 00:08:58,870 --> 00:09:04,142 The average, uh, height of the last 17 presidents is 5 feet 10 and 1/4 inches. 215 00:09:04,242 --> 00:09:05,143 Where'd you learn that? 216 00:09:05,243 --> 00:09:07,813 Lincoln told me right after that lady asked how tall you were. 217 00:09:07,913 --> 00:09:09,948 You know, he's a pretty bright guy. 218 00:09:10,048 --> 00:09:11,650 He knows a little bit about almost everything. 219 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:13,552 He knows a lot about everything. 220 00:09:13,652 --> 00:09:14,786 I talked to him most of the afternoon. 221 00:09:14,886 --> 00:09:16,121 Yeah, good girl. 222 00:09:16,221 --> 00:09:17,589 You kept him away from everybody didn't you. 223 00:09:17,689 --> 00:09:21,827 Yeah, he was, uh, telling me about bond issues and urban redevelopment. 224 00:09:21,927 --> 00:09:23,795 Do you know about that stuff? 225 00:09:23,895 --> 00:09:25,864 Well yeah, I read an article on it. 226 00:09:25,964 --> 00:09:29,534 Lincoln wrote an article about it. 227 00:09:29,634 --> 00:09:30,469 Oh, no kidding. 228 00:09:30,569 --> 00:09:31,870 Yeah. 229 00:09:31,970 --> 00:09:34,373 Well that's, that's probably the article I read. 230 00:09:34,473 --> 00:09:38,143 Did you know that it costs us money for Richie to walk to school? 231 00:09:38,243 --> 00:09:38,877 Well, sure. 232 00:09:38,977 --> 00:09:40,145 He wears out shoes. 233 00:09:40,245 --> 00:09:41,513 No. 234 00:09:41,613 --> 00:09:43,415 You see our development pays an allotment to the bus company 235 00:09:43,515 --> 00:09:45,584 even though the kids live close enough to walk. 236 00:09:45,684 --> 00:09:47,152 I didn't know that. 237 00:09:47,252 --> 00:09:49,588 Yeah, well it dates back to before the sidewalks were in. 238 00:09:49,688 --> 00:09:52,457 Lincoln said that over the past five years we could have saved enough money to buy 239 00:09:52,557 --> 00:09:54,393 Richie 53 pairs of shoes. 240 00:09:54,493 --> 00:09:55,360 I didn't know that. 241 00:09:55,460 --> 00:09:56,662 Yeah. 242 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:58,730 And you know why the sidewalks are cracking? 243 00:09:58,830 --> 00:10:01,366 Too much sand in the concrete. 244 00:10:01,466 --> 00:10:04,703 I didn't know that. 245 00:10:04,803 --> 00:10:07,439 I don't know anything. 246 00:10:07,539 --> 00:10:09,541 Honey, I'll be in the den. 247 00:10:09,641 --> 00:10:10,909 I think I'd better do some studying. 248 00:10:11,009 --> 00:10:13,945 I got a feeling that press conference tomorrow is not gonna be a tea party. 249 00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:15,347 Darn, Lincoln knows everything. 250 00:10:15,447 --> 00:10:16,615 Oh, come on, Rob. 251 00:10:16,715 --> 00:10:19,284 He knows a lot about sidewalks and buses, but he doesn't know everything. 252 00:10:19,384 --> 00:10:20,485 Yeah. 253 00:10:20,585 --> 00:10:21,620 Did you put the windows up in the car? 254 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,155 - No, why? - It's starting to rain. 255 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,293 [music playing] 256 00:10:28,393 --> 00:10:32,397 It's the east side is the long route, west side is the short. 257 00:10:32,497 --> 00:10:33,598 I can't mix that up again. 258 00:10:33,698 --> 00:10:34,866 Rob, relax. 259 00:10:34,966 --> 00:10:37,769 You're only going to meet a few reporters from some local papers. 260 00:10:37,869 --> 00:10:39,671 Uh, the, the reporters are here now. 261 00:10:39,771 --> 00:10:41,373 Shall I ask them in? - Uh. 262 00:10:41,473 --> 00:10:42,307 Yes, please do. 263 00:10:42,407 --> 00:10:43,275 All right if I moderate? 264 00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:44,242 Oh, of course, of course. 265 00:10:44,342 --> 00:10:45,243 Come in. 266 00:10:45,343 --> 00:10:46,678 Please come in. 267 00:10:46,778 --> 00:10:48,680 Sit down just anywhere. 268 00:10:48,780 --> 00:10:50,382 Just take a chair anywhere. 269 00:10:56,154 --> 00:11:02,027 To save time both candidates have provided brief biographies, which you'll find right here on the table. 270 00:11:02,127 --> 00:11:07,099 Now before we start the question period, we'll have each candidate make an opening statement. 271 00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:08,266 Mr. Goodhart. 272 00:11:08,366 --> 00:11:09,634 Yes. 273 00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:12,737 My name is Lincoln Goodhart. 274 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:18,844 Along with the resume of my personal history and qualifications you will find a position paper stating 275 00:11:18,944 --> 00:11:23,248 my views and proposed actions on all the major issues, 276 00:11:23,348 --> 00:11:27,352 and I believe that my written remarks are self-explanatory. 277 00:11:27,452 --> 00:11:34,159 However, if you feel the need for further clarification, I'll be happy to answer any and all questions. 278 00:11:37,696 --> 00:11:40,065 Oh, sorry. 279 00:11:40,165 --> 00:11:44,336 Well ladies and gentlemen, uh, uh, since, uh, Mr. Goodhart's already identified 280 00:11:44,436 --> 00:11:47,339 himself, you probably gather that I'm Rob Petrie. 281 00:11:47,439 --> 00:11:55,413 I didn't include a synopsis of my views on the, on the, uh, uh, issues here in my biography. 282 00:11:55,514 --> 00:12:00,752 I kind of figure that you came here to ask me those questions, and believe me I would have preferred it 283 00:12:00,852 --> 00:12:02,921 if I could have mailed them in. 284 00:12:03,021 --> 00:12:08,426 And judging from the number of empty seats, I guess a lot of people would have preferred I did mail them. 285 00:12:08,527 --> 00:12:09,561 Uh, Mr. Petrie. 286 00:12:09,661 --> 00:12:11,062 Yeah. 287 00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:12,497 The rest of the reporters are covering another story. 288 00:12:12,597 --> 00:12:13,798 Oh? 289 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,101 Uh yes, the Azalea Festival opens today. 290 00:12:16,201 --> 00:12:18,370 Oh. 291 00:12:18,470 --> 00:12:23,275 I'm certainly in favor of azaleas or flowers in general. 292 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:26,178 Well, I guess we should get the second question. 293 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:27,712 Well, that wasn't a question. 294 00:12:27,812 --> 00:12:28,613 Did you have a question? 295 00:12:28,713 --> 00:12:30,081 Uh, yes I do. 296 00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:32,117 I'm Herb Litmore of the "Sentinel," 297 00:12:32,217 --> 00:12:36,121 and I'd like to ask you your views on the proposed parkway routes. 298 00:12:36,221 --> 00:12:43,495 Well, I'm glad you asked that, Herb, because I am very interested in that, and I feel that the west side 299 00:12:43,595 --> 00:12:45,163 parkway is the best. 300 00:12:45,263 --> 00:12:50,735 Right, the west side parkway is short and the east side parkway is much longer, about three miles 301 00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:54,339 longer, and I think that the west side would be about $2 million cheaper. 302 00:12:54,439 --> 00:12:55,607 I disagree. 303 00:12:55,707 --> 00:12:56,942 No, that's it. 304 00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:59,511 West side, uh, west side short, east side long. 305 00:13:02,347 --> 00:13:06,218 That may be true, but there are many factors favoring the east side route. 306 00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:07,419 Like what? 307 00:13:07,519 --> 00:13:13,091 Well, for example, the, the land along that route is very sparsely populated and, therefore, 308 00:13:13,191 --> 00:13:15,026 much more easily acquired. 309 00:13:15,126 --> 00:13:19,965 Now that would mean that although the east side route would be somewhat longer, it would be, 310 00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:23,935 it could be completed in anywhere from six months to a year sooner. 311 00:13:24,035 --> 00:13:25,136 I didn't know that. 312 00:13:27,939 --> 00:13:31,843 In, in the long run that would result in a substantial savings. 313 00:13:31,943 --> 00:13:33,144 I'll bet it would. 314 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:37,249 Oh, yes. 315 00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:40,252 Samantha Merryweather; Fashion editor for the "Post." 316 00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:44,489 Mr. Petrie, I would like to ask you what your wife is wearing to the rally. 317 00:13:44,589 --> 00:13:47,058 Oh, it's-- gee, she just showed it to me this morning. 318 00:13:47,158 --> 00:13:56,868 Uh, was, uh, light blue, yeah, it was a, a light blue suit where the jacket and the skirt match. 319 00:13:56,968 --> 00:13:58,970 That's what makes it a suit. 320 00:13:59,070 --> 00:14:01,273 Yeah, then well, I was right. 321 00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:02,474 Thank you. 322 00:14:02,574 --> 00:14:03,541 Mr. Goodhart? 323 00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:04,609 Oh, I'm sorry. 324 00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:05,977 I don't know that. 325 00:14:06,077 --> 00:14:11,483 Uh, uh, probably a dress, probably, uh, brown. 326 00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:12,250 Yeah, that's right. 327 00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:13,852 Her party dress is brown. 328 00:14:13,952 --> 00:14:15,787 Duke Bronson, "Messenger." 329 00:14:15,887 --> 00:14:17,756 Duke Bronson the sports writer. 330 00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:18,690 I read your column. 331 00:14:18,790 --> 00:14:20,091 What are you doing here? 332 00:14:20,191 --> 00:14:23,828 Well, it was either this or the Azalea Festival. 333 00:14:23,928 --> 00:14:29,601 I'd like to know, Mr. Petrie, uh, do you think New Rochelle could support a big league team? 334 00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:36,207 Well, uh, Herb, I, I'd love to see that, uh, myself, but I think New Rochelle's a little small 335 00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:41,346 and if we brought a big league team in here the rest of us would have to move out. 336 00:14:41,446 --> 00:14:44,949 Well, I think that we should try to stimulate interest in local athletics. 337 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,017 Right. 338 00:14:46,117 --> 00:14:51,423 Well now that, since Union High is unbeaten ever since they switched to the modified I-formation. 339 00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:52,290 That's right. 340 00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:53,825 This is the best season in years. 341 00:14:53,925 --> 00:14:54,826 Since 1927. 342 00:14:54,926 --> 00:14:55,760 Really? 343 00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:58,296 Yeah. 344 00:14:58,396 --> 00:15:01,466 That was Kit Kincaid's last year as coach. 345 00:15:01,566 --> 00:15:07,372 Well, and now that McGuire is 20 pounds heavier, well I think we just ought to get the public 346 00:15:07,472 --> 00:15:12,444 to understand the high caliber of, of, of athletics that we have right here. 347 00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:16,147 I think Mr. Goodhart's absolutely right. 348 00:15:16,247 --> 00:15:18,883 I didn't know that. 349 00:15:18,983 --> 00:15:20,051 Oh, yes. 350 00:15:20,151 --> 00:15:21,753 Booth Mitchell, "The Tiger's Growl." 351 00:15:21,853 --> 00:15:23,154 "The Tiger's Growl?" 352 00:15:23,254 --> 00:15:24,456 From Central High. 353 00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:27,492 Yeah, well see, our team is called Tigers, so the papers called "Tiger's Growl." 354 00:15:27,592 --> 00:15:31,396 I'd like to go on record as saying right now I don't think there's anything wrong with the kind of music 355 00:15:31,496 --> 00:15:32,697 you kids play. 356 00:15:32,797 --> 00:15:35,066 Just do us old folks a favor and keep the volume down. 357 00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:36,368 That's fine. 358 00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:39,771 Now the sixth amendment to the Constitution guarantees the right of a speedy trial. 359 00:15:39,871 --> 00:15:40,705 It does? 360 00:15:40,805 --> 00:15:43,475 Yes, but-- Oh, I mean it does. 361 00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:46,144 Well, this deals specifically with criminal cases. 362 00:15:46,244 --> 00:15:52,083 Now there's no such guarantee in civil suits and it can take 8 to 10 years to bring civil suits to trial, 363 00:15:52,183 --> 00:15:56,121 and I'd like to know what can be done to speed up the due process of law in these kind of cases. 364 00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:57,522 8 to 10 years? 365 00:15:57,622 --> 00:16:00,258 That doesn't seem fair. 366 00:16:00,358 --> 00:16:03,061 Oh, I'll, I'll look into it. 367 00:16:03,161 --> 00:16:04,496 Thank you. 368 00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:07,699 I'm awfully glad you brought that up, young man. 369 00:16:07,799 --> 00:16:11,569 As an attorney that's been a pet project of mine for many years now. 370 00:16:11,669 --> 00:16:12,570 It has? 371 00:16:12,670 --> 00:16:14,372 Oh, yes. 372 00:16:14,472 --> 00:16:19,477 Those delays have cost, literally, millions of dollars in both public and private funds. 373 00:16:19,577 --> 00:16:20,412 Millions? 374 00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:21,413 Oh, yes. 375 00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:22,680 What to do about a thing like that? 376 00:16:22,781 --> 00:16:26,785 Well, I have been working on a six-point program here that I think will alleviate this situation. 377 00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:28,420 Uh, I'd like to hear it. 378 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,254 Yeah, me too. 379 00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:31,156 Well, point number one. 380 00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:35,994 To eliminate red tape-- Rob, you already knew that Lincoln is bright 381 00:16:36,094 --> 00:16:39,364 and has a lot of information, but that's not all a candidate needs. 382 00:16:39,464 --> 00:16:40,298 Right. 383 00:16:40,398 --> 00:16:42,100 Anybody can memorize the answers. 384 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,802 Maybe he just memorized the right ones. 385 00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:45,270 Are you kidding? 386 00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:46,771 He knows more about "The Alan Brady Show" than I know. 387 00:16:46,871 --> 00:16:49,207 Did you know our show was number one in Liberia? 388 00:16:49,307 --> 00:16:50,842 Why don't we ask for a raise? 389 00:16:50,942 --> 00:16:51,943 So he's smart. 390 00:16:52,043 --> 00:16:53,344 It takes more than that. 391 00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:54,913 He's got more, much more. 392 00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:57,015 I was just reading here his biography. 393 00:16:57,115 --> 00:16:58,283 Listen to this. 394 00:16:58,383 --> 00:17:00,485 He graduated with honors from law school. 395 00:17:00,585 --> 00:17:02,620 Lot of people graduate from law school. 396 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:03,888 At 18? 397 00:17:03,988 --> 00:17:06,124 So he went to college before he went to high school. 398 00:17:06,224 --> 00:17:09,260 Look, it says right here that Lincoln was only a private in the army. 399 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,329 You were a sergeant, a much better leader. 400 00:17:11,429 --> 00:17:15,233 He wasn't promoted because he spent most of his time in an Italian prison camp. 401 00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:16,534 Well, at least he ate well. 402 00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:27,045 It says, uh, after months of planning, private Goodhart successfully led 14 men in a daring escape. 403 00:17:27,145 --> 00:17:28,880 How do you know that's really the truth? 404 00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:30,048 It's just what he says. 405 00:17:30,148 --> 00:17:33,785 No, that's what the government said when they gave him the medal. 406 00:17:33,885 --> 00:17:39,691 All right, so Lincoln is smart and knows a lot of things, but, Rob, you've got other qualifications. 407 00:17:39,791 --> 00:17:40,925 Like what? 408 00:17:41,025 --> 00:17:46,865 Well, you're taller. 409 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:49,968 Ladies Club is for you and so is everyone else I've talked to. 410 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:51,002 Well, what what do they know? 411 00:17:51,102 --> 00:17:52,904 They're just people. 412 00:17:53,004 --> 00:17:54,339 Well, you know what I mean. 413 00:17:54,439 --> 00:17:57,242 If they knew as much about Lincoln as I do they'd think a lot more of him. 414 00:17:57,342 --> 00:17:59,511 You know, you're beginning to sound like you don't want to win. 415 00:17:59,611 --> 00:18:04,549 No, I wanna win all right, but I want to win on my qualifications not on my smile. 416 00:18:04,649 --> 00:18:06,217 Well, we heard your qualifications. 417 00:18:06,317 --> 00:18:09,787 You better stick to the smile. 418 00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:10,822 Listen Rob, don't worry. 419 00:18:10,922 --> 00:18:13,258 The best man always wins. 420 00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:14,292 No, I'm going to decide it. 421 00:18:14,392 --> 00:18:15,660 I'm gonna call Doug. 422 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:16,761 What for? 423 00:18:16,861 --> 00:18:18,863 I'm gonna make darn sure the best man wins. 424 00:18:18,963 --> 00:18:20,131 How are you going to do that? 425 00:18:20,231 --> 00:18:21,733 I am going to withdraw from the election. 426 00:18:26,704 --> 00:18:29,007 I know it's not fair to the people who donated all the time 427 00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:34,779 and all the money and I'm not usually a quitter, Doug, but the man deserves to win. 428 00:18:34,879 --> 00:18:37,348 I mean, even his name is better qualified, Lincoln. 429 00:18:37,448 --> 00:18:38,583 Oh, that's silly. 430 00:18:38,683 --> 00:18:42,086 Even his wife's name is Martha. 431 00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:43,221 So. 432 00:18:43,321 --> 00:18:44,722 Well, it wasn't Laura Washington. 433 00:18:44,822 --> 00:18:46,991 Now you sound like you're afraid you're going to lose. 434 00:18:47,091 --> 00:18:48,259 That's not it. 435 00:18:48,359 --> 00:18:51,429 Doug, the thing is, I'm afraid I'm going to win because I'm charming. 436 00:18:51,529 --> 00:18:53,598 Well, you know what I mean. 437 00:18:53,698 --> 00:18:55,633 There's nothing wrong with being charming. 438 00:18:55,733 --> 00:18:57,468 No, not if you're running for Miss America. 439 00:18:57,569 --> 00:19:00,905 Look, he may know more than you at the moment because he's had experience. 440 00:19:01,005 --> 00:19:03,942 Rob, you remember when you ran that committee at the Writer's Guild. 441 00:19:04,042 --> 00:19:06,711 You didn't know anything about that when you started and you did great. 442 00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:09,280 Oh yeah, honey, but I'm not a politician. 443 00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:10,782 I feel like a fraud. 444 00:19:10,882 --> 00:19:13,251 Oh well now, Rob, I am getting angry. 445 00:19:13,351 --> 00:19:15,386 My husband is not a fraud. 446 00:19:15,486 --> 00:19:16,921 Well, I feel like a big dope. 447 00:19:17,021 --> 00:19:19,223 That's better. 448 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,593 Well, anything's better than being a fraud. 449 00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:22,794 Right. 450 00:19:22,894 --> 00:19:24,696 You're letting the people see just what you are. 451 00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:27,865 Then they have a right to decide if that's what they want. 452 00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:28,933 You think I can handle it? 453 00:19:29,033 --> 00:19:30,802 I know you can. 454 00:19:30,902 --> 00:19:32,670 Lincoln knows facts and figures, huh? 455 00:19:32,770 --> 00:19:33,638 Yeah. 456 00:19:33,738 --> 00:19:37,775 But you know people and the council is made up of people just like you. 457 00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:39,811 What, a bunch of dopes? 458 00:19:39,911 --> 00:19:40,912 No. 459 00:19:41,012 --> 00:19:44,215 A bunch of people who care about the town and want to give their time to make it better. 460 00:19:44,315 --> 00:19:45,283 Well, I want to do that. 461 00:19:45,383 --> 00:19:46,884 Then here's your opportunity. 462 00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:50,722 Look Rob, a leader isn't just someone who knows what's right. 463 00:19:50,822 --> 00:19:56,527 He's also someone who gets the job done right, and you're a leader. 464 00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:57,762 Well? 465 00:19:57,862 --> 00:19:59,197 All right, I'll stay in the race. 466 00:19:59,297 --> 00:20:00,331 That's more like it. 467 00:20:00,431 --> 00:20:01,399 I'll see you tomorrow, Rob. 468 00:20:01,499 --> 00:20:02,300 So long, Laura. 469 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,901 Goodnight, Doug. 470 00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:05,903 And Rob, you know what? 471 00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:08,906 You're gonna win. 472 00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:10,341 Darling, I'm proud of you. 473 00:20:10,441 --> 00:20:11,709 That was a tough decision. 474 00:20:11,809 --> 00:20:13,711 Well, I got an even tougher decision to make. 475 00:20:13,811 --> 00:20:14,445 What? 476 00:20:14,545 --> 00:20:15,813 Who I'm gonna vote for. 477 00:20:20,318 --> 00:20:21,552 OK, Mom. 478 00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:23,521 No, I'll call you the minute it's all over. 479 00:20:23,621 --> 00:20:24,689 OK, bye. 480 00:20:24,789 --> 00:20:25,823 She's nervous. 481 00:20:25,923 --> 00:20:27,592 Boy, who'd ever think it could happen? 482 00:20:27,692 --> 00:20:30,728 People actually voting for ordinary Rob for an office. 483 00:20:30,828 --> 00:20:34,465 I, I know it's gonna happen, but it just doesn't seem real. 484 00:20:34,565 --> 00:20:37,101 And on today of all days, election day. 485 00:20:37,201 --> 00:20:38,002 I mean, you know. 486 00:20:38,102 --> 00:20:39,904 It's actually happening. 487 00:20:40,004 --> 00:20:41,172 Hey Rob, it looks great. 488 00:20:41,272 --> 00:20:42,306 Could look a lot better. 489 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:43,775 Hey, Jim. 490 00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:46,444 VOICE ON RADIO: Here are up-to-the-minute election returns. 491 00:20:46,544 --> 00:20:51,015 In the sixth district, Goodman 2,404. 492 00:20:51,115 --> 00:20:53,518 Wilson, 4,302. 493 00:20:53,618 --> 00:20:57,655 In the 9th district, Goodhart, 3,422. 494 00:20:57,755 --> 00:20:59,490 Petri-- Petrie! 495 00:20:59,590 --> 00:21:00,825 VOICE ON RADIO: 3510. 496 00:21:00,925 --> 00:21:01,726 Hey! 497 00:21:01,826 --> 00:21:03,294 Hey! 498 00:21:03,394 --> 00:21:05,163 Darling, you're still ahead! 499 00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:06,564 Hey, that's a landslide. 500 00:21:06,664 --> 00:21:08,099 On a very small hill. 501 00:21:08,199 --> 00:21:10,468 So we'll go out and vote again. 502 00:21:10,568 --> 00:21:11,803 Boy, I would love to. 503 00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:15,740 You can't imagine what a thrill it is to put an x by your husband's name. 504 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:20,078 Gee, if I had a husband I wouldn't put an x beside him, I'd put me beside him. 505 00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:23,214 Hey Rob, when you get elected will there be an inaugural ball? 506 00:21:23,314 --> 00:21:24,282 If I am elected. 507 00:21:24,382 --> 00:21:25,316 Hey, there will? 508 00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:26,884 No, you said when I'm elected. 509 00:21:26,984 --> 00:21:28,319 It should be if, big if. 510 00:21:28,419 --> 00:21:31,556 This reminds me of the night we are all sitting around waiting for Laura to have the baby. 511 00:21:31,656 --> 00:21:32,957 I know how you feel. 512 00:21:33,057 --> 00:21:34,158 No, you don't. 513 00:21:34,258 --> 00:21:35,827 I was sick to my stomach that night too. 514 00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:39,063 Boy, it must have been the chopped liver. 515 00:21:39,163 --> 00:21:42,166 Boy, these votes come into the radio stations slow. 516 00:21:42,266 --> 00:21:43,067 Don't they use a computer? 517 00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:44,435 [phone rings] 518 00:21:44,535 --> 00:21:48,339 In small towns they use a kid on a bicycle. 519 00:21:48,439 --> 00:21:49,307 Hello? 520 00:21:49,407 --> 00:21:50,641 Oh hi, Jerry. 521 00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:54,979 VOICE ON RADIO: This is Headly Gordon Picard, the voice of New Rochelle-- Hold it, Jerry. 522 00:21:55,079 --> 00:21:56,547 Listen. 523 00:21:56,647 --> 00:21:57,749 VOICE ON RADIO: --bringing you the latest election returns. 524 00:21:57,849 --> 00:22:01,753 In the sixth district, Goodman, 2,409. 525 00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:03,521 Wilson, 4,902. 526 00:22:03,621 --> 00:22:09,660 And in the closely fought ninth district, Goodhart, 3,442. 527 00:22:09,761 --> 00:22:17,101 Petri-- Petrie 3,553. 528 00:22:17,201 --> 00:22:18,302 Millie, what were the figures? 529 00:22:18,402 --> 00:22:20,972 Uh, Goodhart, three, four, four, two. 530 00:22:21,072 --> 00:22:22,940 And, uh, Petri-- Petrie, Millie. 531 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:23,875 Oh, yeah. 532 00:22:23,975 --> 00:22:24,675 I'm so excited. 533 00:22:24,776 --> 00:22:27,378 Let's see, uh, Petrie-- Three, five, five, three. 534 00:22:27,478 --> 00:22:28,980 Gee, just think. 535 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,616 I'm going to live next door to a councilman, a real councilman. 536 00:22:31,716 --> 00:22:33,985 And my folks told me not to marry, Jerry. 537 00:22:34,085 --> 00:22:34,986 Jerry! 538 00:22:35,086 --> 00:22:35,720 Oh, hi Jerry. 539 00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:37,355 Listen did you hear that? 540 00:22:37,455 --> 00:22:39,590 Oh, well uh, OK. 541 00:22:39,690 --> 00:22:43,261 Uh, Jerry wants to know, since he can't be here can he hang on the phone? 542 00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:45,029 Yeah keep the line closed, good. 543 00:22:45,129 --> 00:22:46,063 It's OK. 544 00:22:46,164 --> 00:22:47,932 Uh, just think of this as Jerry. 545 00:22:48,032 --> 00:22:49,100 Hello, Jer. 546 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,368 Hi, Jerry. 547 00:22:50,468 --> 00:22:55,072 VOICE ON RADIO: We've just received word that Goodhart has conceded the election to his opponent Wilson. 548 00:22:55,173 --> 00:22:56,674 Yay! 549 00:22:56,774 --> 00:22:58,442 Petrie I can understand, but Wilson! 550 00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:00,645 VOICE ON RADIO: We have a correction. 551 00:23:00,745 --> 00:23:03,247 That's Goodman conceding to Wilson. 552 00:23:03,347 --> 00:23:04,682 That's in the sixth district. 553 00:23:04,782 --> 00:23:09,320 We're still waiting for word in the close contest between Goodhart and Petrie. 554 00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:10,354 Petrie! 555 00:23:10,454 --> 00:23:11,689 VOICE ON RADIO: One moment. 556 00:23:11,789 --> 00:23:13,357 We do have a final in the ninth district. 557 00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:14,392 This is it. 558 00:23:14,492 --> 00:23:17,395 VOICE ON RADIO: Goodhart, 3,619. 559 00:23:17,495 --> 00:23:20,631 Petri, 3,694. 560 00:23:20,731 --> 00:23:21,899 Petri is elected. 561 00:23:21,999 --> 00:23:24,535 [cheering] 562 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:31,142 But I won! 563 00:23:31,242 --> 00:23:32,677 I really won! - Yay! 564 00:23:32,777 --> 00:23:33,878 How about a nice speech! 565 00:23:33,978 --> 00:23:35,213 Yes, speech! 566 00:23:35,313 --> 00:23:36,180 Come on, come on. 567 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,148 Yeah, speech, speech! 568 00:23:37,248 --> 00:23:38,482 Councilman, come on! 569 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:46,858 OK, uh, friends and, uh, constituents, a lot of, uh, long, hard hours went into this campaign. 570 00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:48,059 Here, here! 571 00:23:48,159 --> 00:23:53,731 A lot of hard work too contributed to the success of the election, and I'm not gonna 572 00:23:53,831 --> 00:23:56,334 single anybody out personally. 573 00:23:56,434 --> 00:23:58,035 I guess you all know who you are. 574 00:23:58,135 --> 00:24:06,777 And if there is one person who deserves a little extra credit for hard work it's me because I won! 575 00:24:06,878 --> 00:24:11,949 [THEME MUSIC - EARLE HAGEN, "THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW THEME"] 43872

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