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And welcome back
to the first annual
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Lewis, Roberts & Roberts
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Satan's Tongue Spicy
BBQ Sauce-Off.
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They'll now be attempting
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the four-alarm
ghost pepper blend.
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God help them.
God help us all.
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Murmur, murmur, murmur.
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Waiting for reactions, folks.
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Ooh, that was a hot
and spicy blend,
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and down goes Zachary!
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Whoa.
Attention, everyone!
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This is my new
assistant, Allie.
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surprised
he made it this far.
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- Let's clear him out. - You'll
have to excuse everyone.
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It's a really big
day around here.
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My dad loves this
barbeque sauce,
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and he's dying for the account.
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Or after this next shot,
he might just be dying.
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Oh, I know about
the competition.
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Yeah, I had Lauren send me
your schedule.
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So, I've taken the liberty
of placing Tums and Shout Wipes
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on everyone's desks.
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I love you.
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I'm sorry, I mean, thank you.
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I love you. Um...
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Uh, coffee...
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Yes, tepid with a splash
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of almond milk.
I've been blowing
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on it every 40 seconds
to cool it down.
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Oh, thank you.
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- Uh, it's not ready.
- Oh, God.
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I've never felt so...
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Hello.
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I'm Zachary, and you are?
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Not interested.
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- What? - Okay, you listen
to me, boy toy,
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and you listen
very carefully, okay,
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'cause I'm only gonna
say this once.
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I finally got my own assistant,
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and you are not gonna
screw this up.
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You will not happen
to be having lunch
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at the same place that she is,
you won't just happen
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to be grabbing a
drink at the same bar,
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and you will not just happen
to have condoms
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when she's bored and hanging out
at your apartment.
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I was just gonna say hello.
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I'll say it for you.
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You stay away from my machine.
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Back away.
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Okay.
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And go for it!
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Shake it off, shake it off.
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Here we go. And go for it!
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I conthede. I conthede.
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I-I can't feel my tongue.
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We have a champion.
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Oh, I love this sauce!
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Now on to the pitch!
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Let's make Satan's Tongue
Spicy Barbeque Sauce...
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ours!
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Yeah...!
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh. ♪
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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So, when our aunt died,
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all she had left
was her collection
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of frogs in sex poses
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and a shoebox full of recipes.
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Amazing. So in the sweet,
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sexually amphibious
woman's shoebox,
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you found a magic sauce
that will make people say,
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"Ketchup? What the hell is that?"
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He's a huge fan.
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Yeah.
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I even had this made
so I can take
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a bottle to the movies
and sushi bars.
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He never goes anywhere
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without his sauce jockey.
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I'm on a TSA watch list.
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Ladies, what is it
you're looking for?
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What's your wish list?
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Well, what we'd really love
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is one of those fun jingles
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that sticks in your head.
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Oh, like the one for petit
peas; I love that one.
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Yeah, that's Danny Chase.
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Best jingle writer
in the business.
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- Could we get him?
- Get him?
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We created him;
he'll do anything for us.
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If you sign
with Lewis, Roberts & Roberts,
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he'll do anything for y...
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Ladies, boys.
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- What?
- Can I have a word?
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Hey, boss,
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you okay?
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Maybe. I'm either having
a heart attack
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or my stomach's melting
from that sauce.
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Fingers crossed it's number two.
God, does this hurt.
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L-Let me drive you
to the hospital.
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No, you care too much
about the safety of pedestrians.
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- Andrew? You stay here.
- On it.
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- Keep them on the hook.
- You-you want me to finish
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- this meeting by myself?
- Of course.
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You do not let these women leave
the room without closing
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this account, okay?
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I'm gonna do it for you, boss.
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I'm gonna give you
Satan's Tongue.
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Fantastic. Ladies?
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Mm-hmm?
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I've had two dreams.
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One was to ride an ostrich
down Michigan Avenue,
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the other was to meet you.
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I'm thrilled to say
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I've realized both.
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I leave you in good hands.
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Millie, Jane, what can we do
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to get you to sign
with our agency?
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Well, the campaign you've
pitched is amazing.
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But you should know that we are
meeting with other agencies.
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Yeah, but are any
of these other agencies
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gonna be able to get you
a jingle written by Danny Chase?
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That would be so fun.
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Who would you get to sing it?
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Anyone you want.
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But we're just a tiny company.
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I doubt you'd be able
to get anybody really big.
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Think big, ladies. Big!
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Brad Paisley.
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He's really big.
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We'd sign with you right now
if you could get him.
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You got him!
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You promised them Brad Paisley?
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They're a tiny regional brand.
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You guaranteed them a huge star.
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You over-promised.
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Isn't that a classic
Simon Roberts move?
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But the over-promise
is just one of my many moves.
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This situation cried out
for a nod and switch.
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- What is a nod and switch?
- I taught you that on day one, remember?
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You asked for a parking space.
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I nodded and suggested
a bus pass,
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- because hotties take the bus.
- There were no hotties on the bus.
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Of course not. I tricked you
with a nod and switch.
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I validated your idea
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then substituted one
that would benefit me.
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I thought that
was called a pivot.
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No! Doc,
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I think I'm having
another heart attack.
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It wasn't a heart attack,
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but your blood vinegar levels
are through the roof.
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I think you've been hitting
the sauce a little too hard.
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But BBQ sauce is
the only sauce I can hit.
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How am I gonna handle the
problems you created without it?
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I'm gonna give you
and your husband some privacy.
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- Oh, no, we're not...
- Thank you, Doctor.
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Look, you scare me
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when you make
that-that squishy angry face.
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- Stop it, stop it.
- Okay.
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Stop it.
Are there any moves left?
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Only the most hated move of all,
doing what we promised.
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Now let's go clean up your mess
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and get Danny Chase
and Brad Paisley.
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You can see my butt, right?
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Full moon.
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Oh.
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Hey, Lauren,
have you seen Allie?
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Oh, yeah, she's just making me
some oatmeal.
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Actually, remaking it.
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She went a little crazy
with the almonds.
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- Lauren...
- You know, I always hated
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when you made me redo
stuff, but now I get it.
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It's a real power trip.
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Lauren, you know she's not
your assistant, right?
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I know that and you know that,
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but she doesn't
have to know that.
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Here you go. Sorry.
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Won't happen again, Lauren.
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It's totally fine, but
see that it doesn't.
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What a rush.
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I'm sorry, I think my head
is just in the clouds.
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I'm excited.
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I met someone this morning.
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Really? This morning?
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On your way into work,
she asked, fearing the worst.
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Oh, no, no, no, he works here,
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and he's so hot.
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We're going out tonight.
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Oh! That's so great.
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Look, your problem is
you're just not used
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to people being angry at you.
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Yeah, but this is Simon.
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Andrew, this is like
God saying to Jesus
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you should've turned the
water into better wine.
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And in this analogy,
you're Jesus?
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Yeah, I just hope
the story ends...
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I'm sorry, Zach, not everything
in this office is yours.
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I brought that muffin from home.
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There are a million women
out there, okay?
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And yes,
I realize you've probably
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Zached your way
through most of them,
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but couldn't you just
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honor my one tiny request
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and not go out
with my assistant?
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- I'm not going out Allie.
- I am.
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It was a zucchini banana nut
from the corner store
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on Halstead, if you want
to make things right.
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I don't understand.
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Why? Is it so surprising
that a desirable,
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attractive woman
would want to go out with me?
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- Yeah.
- No. No. No, I just...
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needed a little time to process
'cause I thought, you know...
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Of course you could have
any woman that you want.
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- It just...
- Oh, my God, Sydney, it was Andrew, not Zach!
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Isn't that insane?
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Yeah, we've already
established that,
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but thank you, Lauren.
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Wait, so Andrew gets
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to go out with her?
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This is BS. Why am I the
only one that gets banned?
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Wait, you banned Zach?
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You don't think
I'm even ban-worthy?
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- Fine, you're banned, too.
- You can't do that.
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- You just asked me to.
- I wanted to be banned.
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I didn't say I wanted
to adhere to it.
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Well, I'm sorry,
you can't date her either.
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Yeah, stay away
from our assistant.
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Hey, Syd, Allie is a grown-up.
So am I.
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We can do whatever
we choose to do.
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We're all adults here.
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Yeah. Hey, by the way,
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if anything happens
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and your phone accidentally
takes a couple pictures,
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- that'd be cool.
- Okay, we're mostly adults here.
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Hey, you guys.
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- Danny Chase is on his way up.
- It's gonna be easy
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to get him to do this, right?
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Well, yeah, he works
a lot, but I'm sure
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he's still the same sweet kid.
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What up, bitches?
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Did somebody call
a master jingle-ist?
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Because D.C. is in the
hizz-ouse.
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Hey.
Hi. Oh!
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Oh!
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That could've been you, Sydney!
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50 yards, jingle boy.
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In effect till 2015.
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You're adorable.
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So why me?
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Why barbeque sauce?
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Why now?
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- You're great; it's great.
- You are.
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It's a time that worked
for all of our schedules.
257
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Look, you guys gave me
my first shot,
258
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so I felt I owed it to you
to at least take the meeting,
259
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but I thought my agent
would've told you,
260
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I don't do condiments.
261
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Your mom was lovely, but she
didn't mention that on the call.
262
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Well, then she is no longer
my agent.
263
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I just fired her.
264
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Wow. L-Look, this is more
than just a condiment.
265
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A condiment is something
that you throw
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on a meal at the last minute;
it's an afterthought.
267
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Satan's Tongue is
the main event.
268
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It's more like a
meal replacement.
269
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I had one for breakfast,
one for lunch,
270
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and then a sensible dinner.
271
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You know what,
I'm gonna do something
272
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that I don't normally do.
273
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I'm gonna take off my sunglasses
274
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and I'm gonna really listen.
275
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This sauce of yours,
276
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does it have a story?
277
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It actually does.
278
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Begin.
279
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50 years ago,
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there was a strange old woman
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with a slightly
complicated sex life.
282
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She found her steak
to be dry and tough
283
00:09:04,207 --> 00:09:05,941
and wanted to find a way
to moisten her meat.
284
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♪ Is your tenderloin
less than tender? ♪
285
00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:12,414
She went to her cupboard
and found molasses,
286
00:09:12,416 --> 00:09:16,217
ghost peppers and seven
secret ingredients.
287
00:09:16,219 --> 00:09:19,421
♪ Seven wonders
of the secret spice world ♪
288
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Shh.
289
00:09:21,091 --> 00:09:22,323
Was that part of the song
290
00:09:22,325 --> 00:09:24,225
or do you want us
to actually be quiet?
291
00:09:24,227 --> 00:09:25,794
♪ It's kind of both because... ♪
292
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You know what? I'm in.
293
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This is officially
294
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a Danny Chase joint.
295
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- Yes!
- Great.
296
00:09:32,607 --> 00:09:34,168
Guess who's gonna be singing
your words?
297
00:09:34,170 --> 00:09:35,503
Danny don't guess.
298
00:09:35,505 --> 00:09:36,704
We will tell you right now.
299
00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:37,839
We're going after...
300
00:09:37,841 --> 00:09:39,374
Brad Paisley.
301
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- I'm out.
- What?
302
00:09:44,447 --> 00:09:46,314
I hate Brad Paisley.
303
00:09:46,316 --> 00:09:47,382
Why? What'd he ever do to you?
304
00:09:47,384 --> 00:09:49,417
Oh, Paisley knows
what he did to me.
305
00:09:49,419 --> 00:09:50,985
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
Danny, Danny, Danny, sit, sit.
306
00:09:50,987 --> 00:09:52,320
There's got to be something
we can do
307
00:09:52,322 --> 00:09:53,721
to change your mind.
Something.
308
00:09:55,492 --> 00:09:57,892
I suppose if Paisley
were to apologize to me,
309
00:09:57,894 --> 00:10:01,062
I might consider stomaching him
for one session.
310
00:10:01,064 --> 00:10:02,730
- We haven't even talked to him.
- Done!
311
00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,765
You will get your apology, sir.
312
00:10:04,767 --> 00:10:06,534
Then you will get
your genius jingle.
313
00:10:06,536 --> 00:10:07,835
This is empty.
314
00:10:07,837 --> 00:10:08,936
Why is this always empty?
315
00:10:08,938 --> 00:10:10,671
What have I got
to do to get some
316
00:10:10,673 --> 00:10:11,973
melon liqueur up in here?
317
00:10:11,975 --> 00:10:13,174
- Lauren!
- Okay, I'm sorry.
318
00:10:13,176 --> 00:10:14,609
- I'm sorry.
- What?
319
00:10:14,611 --> 00:10:16,110
I over-promised again,
didn't I?
320
00:10:16,112 --> 00:10:17,645
What is wrong with you?!
321
00:10:20,797 --> 00:10:22,717
Oh, my God, I mean,
this is insane.
322
00:10:22,719 --> 00:10:24,853
So, I strictly forbade Andrew
323
00:10:24,855 --> 00:10:26,855
from going out with Allie
last night, and what does he do?
324
00:10:26,857 --> 00:10:28,056
Goes out with Allie.
325
00:10:28,058 --> 00:10:29,157
I mean, this just makes me so...
326
00:10:29,159 --> 00:10:30,926
- Jealous?
- Annoyed.
327
00:10:31,727 --> 00:10:33,895
No, I'm not jealous.
328
00:10:33,897 --> 00:10:36,898
Just upset that someone is
going out with my assistant.
329
00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:38,800
It doesn't make it any worse
that it's Andrew.
330
00:10:38,802 --> 00:10:41,036
Right, Andrew.
Not jealous, got it.
331
00:10:41,038 --> 00:10:43,238
Okay, break it up, ladies.
332
00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:44,939
Let's just get it
all out on the table.
333
00:10:44,941 --> 00:10:46,374
Allie and I went out last night,
334
00:10:46,376 --> 00:10:47,942
and while she's perfectly nice,
335
00:10:47,944 --> 00:10:49,878
I don't think I'm gonna be
seeing her again.
336
00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:51,413
I just wasn't feeling it,
you know?
337
00:10:51,415 --> 00:10:54,482
So, why pursue something
if it's not going anywhere?
338
00:10:54,484 --> 00:10:56,017
At least,
that's how I put it to her.
339
00:10:56,019 --> 00:10:59,521
- Wait, you said that to her?
- Yeah, at the end of the date.
340
00:10:59,523 --> 00:11:01,422
- Thought I should be honest.
- Who's honest, you psychopath?
341
00:11:01,424 --> 00:11:03,658
You don't tell someone you don't
want to see them again.
342
00:11:03,660 --> 00:11:06,227
You lie, you evade,
you make up excuses.
343
00:11:06,229 --> 00:11:07,428
There's dead grandmas
344
00:11:07,430 --> 00:11:08,496
and work projects
345
00:11:08,498 --> 00:11:10,131
and colds
that linger for months.
346
00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:12,033
Lauren's right. I mean, there's
a guy from OkCupid who thinks
347
00:11:12,035 --> 00:11:13,401
I'm in a Mexican
jail right now.
348
00:11:13,403 --> 00:11:15,903
Gerald the security guard thinks
I'm my own twin sister.
349
00:11:15,905 --> 00:11:17,071
You guys are
completely overreacting.
350
00:11:17,073 --> 00:11:19,474
I'm sure she's fine.
351
00:11:20,477 --> 00:11:22,310
I-I just...
352
00:11:22,312 --> 00:11:24,712
I thought he really liked me.
353
00:11:26,215 --> 00:11:28,116
I can't... I can't work today.
354
00:11:28,118 --> 00:11:31,252
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
355
00:11:31,254 --> 00:11:32,753
Look, we have no idea what went
down between Danny Chase
356
00:11:32,755 --> 00:11:34,322
and Brad Paisley,
but the one thing I do know
357
00:11:34,324 --> 00:11:36,958
is stars like Paisley
are notoriously difficult.
358
00:11:37,759 --> 00:11:39,293
You the barbeque sauce dudes?
359
00:11:39,295 --> 00:11:40,962
- Yes, sir.
- Oh, I'm totally in.
360
00:11:40,964 --> 00:11:42,196
Look,
I know it's just regional,
361
00:11:42,198 --> 00:11:43,798
but Big Paisley's got
to get that sauce money.
362
00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:46,133
Wow.
Where do I sign?
363
00:11:46,135 --> 00:11:49,503
Yeah, see, when I care
364
00:11:49,505 --> 00:11:50,938
about a product or a cause,
365
00:11:50,940 --> 00:11:52,173
I'm happy to lend my name to it.
366
00:11:52,175 --> 00:11:53,975
That's the way
my mama taught me.
367
00:11:53,977 --> 00:11:55,076
Bless your mama.
368
00:11:55,078 --> 00:11:56,510
- Here you go, Brad.
- Thanks.
369
00:11:56,512 --> 00:11:58,846
Hi, I'm Brad Paisley,
and you've reached
370
00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:00,114
Amy's voice mail.
371
00:12:00,116 --> 00:12:04,285
♪ Leave a message at the tone. ♪
372
00:12:04,287 --> 00:12:05,319
Good one.
373
00:12:05,321 --> 00:12:07,922
Boom, just made 35 bucks.
374
00:12:07,924 --> 00:12:09,223
Oh.
Wow.
375
00:12:09,225 --> 00:12:10,491
Brad... May I call you Brad?
376
00:12:10,493 --> 00:12:12,293
Yeah.
377
00:12:12,295 --> 00:12:13,661
Satan's Tongue is
a wonderful product,
378
00:12:13,663 --> 00:12:15,462
and this commercial's
gonna be the balls.
379
00:12:15,464 --> 00:12:18,065
But there's just
one tiny, tiny hitch.
380
00:12:18,067 --> 00:12:19,500
It's silly to even
mention it, really.
381
00:12:19,502 --> 00:12:20,634
- What?
- Well, just so you know,
382
00:12:20,636 --> 00:12:23,537
the jingle writer for
this campaign is...
383
00:12:23,539 --> 00:12:25,973
Danny Chase.
384
00:12:26,775 --> 00:12:28,042
Who?
385
00:12:28,910 --> 00:12:30,811
Danny Chase.
386
00:12:30,813 --> 00:12:32,746
Never heard of him.
387
00:12:32,748 --> 00:12:34,248
Didn't expect that.
388
00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:35,949
I don't know.
389
00:12:35,951 --> 00:12:38,385
Say, Brad,
390
00:12:38,387 --> 00:12:39,753
there's this game
that we like to play.
391
00:12:39,755 --> 00:12:41,889
Yeah, this kind of crazy little
thing we do once in a while.
392
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:43,157
"What would you do?"
is what it's called.
393
00:12:43,159 --> 00:12:44,359
Yeah, "what would you do if... "
394
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:45,959
All right.
Somebody asked you
395
00:12:45,961 --> 00:12:48,829
to apologize to a stranger
you've never met before
396
00:12:48,831 --> 00:12:50,130
for something
you don't remember doing.
397
00:12:50,132 --> 00:12:52,466
All right, look, fellas,
I got two rules.
398
00:12:52,468 --> 00:12:53,800
All right, one:
399
00:12:53,802 --> 00:12:56,703
I don't do a gig without
a life-size bust of my head
400
00:12:56,705 --> 00:12:58,238
made out of cheese.
401
00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,173
- That's reasonable. Yeah.
- Fair enough.
402
00:13:00,175 --> 00:13:02,409
I don't apologize
for nothing.
403
00:13:02,411 --> 00:13:03,577
Should've expected that.
404
00:13:03,579 --> 00:13:04,911
I'm in hell.
405
00:13:05,747 --> 00:13:07,848
Well, Andrew,
you broke my assistant.
406
00:13:07,850 --> 00:13:10,383
- So now you're gonna fix her.
- Oh, yeah? How?
407
00:13:10,385 --> 00:13:12,185
Go out with her again,
but this time,
408
00:13:12,187 --> 00:13:13,787
instead of turning on the charm,
do the opposite.
409
00:13:13,789 --> 00:13:14,921
Make her hate you.
410
00:13:14,923 --> 00:13:16,223
We give her the victory.
411
00:13:16,225 --> 00:13:19,092
And then boom,
I get my assistant back.
412
00:13:19,094 --> 00:13:21,061
Sorry,
we get my assistant back.
413
00:13:21,063 --> 00:13:22,596
What a fiendishly clever plan.
414
00:13:22,598 --> 00:13:24,497
Um, excuse me,
this is your fault.
415
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:25,732
So you're gonna be part
of the solution.
416
00:13:25,734 --> 00:13:27,367
All we're asking is for you
417
00:13:27,369 --> 00:13:28,535
to be just
a little less charming.
418
00:13:28,537 --> 00:13:29,636
You think you could do that?
419
00:13:29,638 --> 00:13:31,071
Gosh, I don't know.
420
00:13:31,073 --> 00:13:33,606
It's hard to just turn this off.
421
00:13:33,608 --> 00:13:34,708
Are you gonna act like that?
422
00:13:34,710 --> 00:13:36,750
'Cause that will be perfect.
Thank you.
423
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:43,049
"Again, I am sorry for that thing
424
00:13:43,051 --> 00:13:44,951
- that I did in the past."
- Mm-hmm.
425
00:13:44,953 --> 00:13:46,686
- "I feel so bad about it."
- Aw. Aw.
426
00:13:46,688 --> 00:13:47,921
"Let's agree to move on
427
00:13:47,923 --> 00:13:50,657
and never speak of that
thing I did again."
428
00:13:50,659 --> 00:13:52,225
Wow. That's the
best apology letter
429
00:13:52,227 --> 00:13:53,660
Lauren could come up with?
430
00:13:53,662 --> 00:13:55,495
- It's worth it for her forgery skills.
- Ah.
431
00:13:55,497 --> 00:13:59,365
"Sincerely, Brad Paisley."
432
00:13:59,367 --> 00:14:03,102
It takes a big man to apologize
on lavender-scented stationery.
433
00:14:04,272 --> 00:14:05,838
I guess I should thank him
for the gesture.
434
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,040
- No, no, no, no.
- No!
435
00:14:07,042 --> 00:14:08,308
Brad is a Southern gentleman.
436
00:14:08,310 --> 00:14:10,576
It took a lot for him
to even write that apology.
437
00:14:10,578 --> 00:14:13,679
- You know, there's an old Southern saying.
- Mm-hmm.
438
00:14:13,681 --> 00:14:15,448
About the, um...
439
00:14:15,450 --> 00:14:17,884
Possum who's... um...
440
00:14:17,886 --> 00:14:19,652
- He's been slighted.
- Yeah.
441
00:14:19,654 --> 00:14:22,221
- And he doesn't hiss when it's been righted.
- Yeah.
442
00:14:22,223 --> 00:14:23,723
It's not a great
Southern saying.
443
00:14:23,725 --> 00:14:25,391
- Just old.
- Yeah. The point is
444
00:14:25,393 --> 00:14:28,060
- you should never, ever talk about this again.
- Ever.
445
00:14:28,062 --> 00:14:29,161
Never.
446
00:14:29,163 --> 00:14:31,230
Hey, guys,
this jingle's pretty great.
447
00:14:31,965 --> 00:14:34,567
♪ Sweeter than springtime ♪
448
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:35,935
♪ Hotter than hell ♪
449
00:14:35,937 --> 00:14:38,738
♪ There's a fire in my lungs ♪
450
00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:41,340
♪ Someone call me an ambulance ♪
451
00:14:41,342 --> 00:14:46,479
♪ I just had
some Satan's Tongue. ♪
452
00:14:47,314 --> 00:14:48,714
Brad, you sound amazing.
453
00:14:48,716 --> 00:14:50,649
Let's start recording. Yeah.
454
00:14:50,651 --> 00:14:52,551
We did it, boss.
We got Brad Paisley
455
00:14:52,553 --> 00:14:54,954
- to sing a regional commercial.
- Wow.
456
00:14:54,956 --> 00:14:56,188
I guess someone's retaining
457
00:14:56,190 --> 00:14:57,756
their employee
of the month title.
458
00:14:57,758 --> 00:14:58,891
Can't say I'm not relieved.
459
00:14:58,893 --> 00:15:00,092
I had 12 plaques preordered.
460
00:15:00,094 --> 00:15:01,527
Where's Danny?
461
00:15:01,529 --> 00:15:02,595
- Hey, man.
- Hey.
462
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:03,829
I just, um...
463
00:15:03,831 --> 00:15:05,331
- I just have one question.
- No!
464
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:06,966
- Remember the possum.
- Doesn't hiss.
465
00:15:06,968 --> 00:15:08,033
Um, would you have
apologized to me
466
00:15:08,035 --> 00:15:09,635
- if I wasn't one-time...
- Possum.
467
00:15:09,637 --> 00:15:11,804
- Tuney Award winner Danny Chase?
- Possum.
468
00:15:13,074 --> 00:15:14,239
I didn't apologize to you.
469
00:15:14,241 --> 00:15:16,408
It-It's in this letter.
470
00:15:16,410 --> 00:15:17,676
- Yeah.
- Or is it?
471
00:15:17,678 --> 00:15:18,877
Or why are we here?
472
00:15:18,879 --> 00:15:20,312
These and other fun
questions could be answered
473
00:15:20,314 --> 00:15:21,513
after the session.
In the other room.
474
00:15:21,515 --> 00:15:23,282
- Wait, that's not my signature.
- No?
475
00:15:23,284 --> 00:15:24,917
But that is my signature scent.
476
00:15:24,919 --> 00:15:26,485
And what a lovely scent it is.
477
00:15:26,487 --> 00:15:28,053
Okay, take one, let's go
478
00:15:28,055 --> 00:15:28,954
to the other room.
479
00:15:28,956 --> 00:15:30,889
- You lied to me.
- Well...
480
00:15:30,891 --> 00:15:32,124
Wait, you told him I wrote this?
481
00:15:32,126 --> 00:15:33,358
What?
482
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,793
Why the hell would I apologize
483
00:15:34,795 --> 00:15:37,129
to someone
I've never seen before?
484
00:15:37,131 --> 00:15:39,731
- You don't know who I am?
- No.
485
00:15:39,733 --> 00:15:43,502
- You don't have any idea
what you did to me? - No.
486
00:15:44,771 --> 00:15:47,773
♪ You've
got to know when to hold 'em ♪
487
00:15:47,775 --> 00:15:50,942
♪ And know when to fold 'em. ♪
488
00:15:50,944 --> 00:15:52,144
Okay, I got to stop you
right there.
489
00:15:52,146 --> 00:15:53,445
I'm sorry, but the last time
490
00:15:53,447 --> 00:15:56,014
I heard that sound,
somewhere a bull
491
00:15:56,016 --> 00:15:57,082
became a steer.
492
00:15:57,084 --> 00:15:58,450
You're un-American.
493
00:16:01,688 --> 00:16:03,054
So this is what
you're angry about?
494
00:16:03,056 --> 00:16:04,656
This is what you've been
putting us through hell for?
495
00:16:04,658 --> 00:16:06,858
Because you were cut
from a reality show
496
00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:08,393
that airs at 2:00
in the morning
497
00:16:08,395 --> 00:16:10,395
after that infomercial for the
thing that shocks your face?
498
00:16:10,397 --> 00:16:12,531
Oh, I remember you now.
499
00:16:12,533 --> 00:16:13,665
You sang like a girl.
500
00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:16,368
Hey, that is called falsetto.
501
00:16:16,370 --> 00:16:17,402
- Okay?
- Oh, I don't know.
502
00:16:17,404 --> 00:16:18,637
You know what really
matters, guys,
503
00:16:18,639 --> 00:16:20,138
is that we're all here
to sing the jingle,
504
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:21,606
and we're all gonna
make a ton of money.
505
00:16:21,608 --> 00:16:23,041
It's not about the money.
506
00:16:23,043 --> 00:16:24,075
Oh, it's always about the money.
507
00:16:24,077 --> 00:16:25,677
It's about the integrity.
508
00:16:25,679 --> 00:16:27,512
Oh, no, he's throwing
the "I" word around.
509
00:16:27,514 --> 00:16:29,247
You all lied to me,
and now you expect me
510
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:30,548
to listen to this joker
511
00:16:30,550 --> 00:16:32,717
- bastardize my song?
- Hey.
512
00:16:32,719 --> 00:16:35,019
♪ Satan's Tongue. ♪
513
00:16:35,021 --> 00:16:37,155
Come on, Danny, be
reasonable, please!
514
00:16:37,157 --> 00:16:38,256
Simon, let me handle this.
515
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:39,924
I have a lot
of experience dealing
516
00:16:39,926 --> 00:16:42,127
with people
who are emotionally challenged.
517
00:16:43,463 --> 00:16:44,996
Ow, damn!
518
00:16:44,998 --> 00:16:46,758
Can we get some ice?
519
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:52,115
Paisley is on his
way to the airport
520
00:16:52,117 --> 00:16:53,383
in a Super Shuttle.
521
00:16:53,385 --> 00:16:54,585
The client gets here tomorrow,
522
00:16:54,586 --> 00:16:56,520
and we have no jingle.
523
00:16:56,522 --> 00:16:57,954
I blew it.
524
00:16:57,956 --> 00:17:00,490
I tried to pull
the ultimate Simon Roberts,
525
00:17:00,492 --> 00:17:01,958
and I failed.
526
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,461
Please stop asking yourself
"What would Simon Roberts do?"
527
00:17:04,463 --> 00:17:06,229
Why? You're the best.
528
00:17:06,231 --> 00:17:08,098
All I want to do is be like you.
529
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,799
Maybe that's my fault,
but you know,
530
00:17:09,801 --> 00:17:10,834
after my heart attack...
531
00:17:10,836 --> 00:17:12,769
Uh, the doctor said
it was indigestion.
532
00:17:12,771 --> 00:17:14,337
Well, technically,
your heart stops when you burp.
533
00:17:14,339 --> 00:17:16,139
But you think to yourself,
534
00:17:16,141 --> 00:17:17,674
who's gonna fill your shoes
when you're gone?
535
00:17:17,676 --> 00:17:18,942
What about Sydney?
536
00:17:18,944 --> 00:17:20,477
Her feet are bigger than mine.
537
00:17:20,479 --> 00:17:22,245
You know,
I think I've been putting
538
00:17:22,247 --> 00:17:23,747
too much pressure on you
to be me.
539
00:17:23,749 --> 00:17:25,682
I feel like once
you ask yourself,
540
00:17:25,684 --> 00:17:26,783
"What would Zach Cropper do?"
541
00:17:26,785 --> 00:17:29,152
you're gonna be even
better than me.
542
00:17:29,154 --> 00:17:31,120
So what's your next move?
543
00:17:31,122 --> 00:17:34,023
I don't think there are
any moves left, Simon.
544
00:17:34,025 --> 00:17:35,391
Nonsense!
545
00:17:35,393 --> 00:17:36,893
These are the moments
when moves are born.
546
00:17:36,895 --> 00:17:38,928
You paint yourself
into a corner,
547
00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:40,763
then you find your way out,
and afterwards,
548
00:17:40,765 --> 00:17:42,699
whatever you did,
you give it a cool name.
549
00:17:42,701 --> 00:17:46,369
Yeah, but we've got no singer,
no writer, no jingle.
550
00:17:46,371 --> 00:17:50,006
True. Just scraps of audio
of two angry men fighting.
551
00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:55,978
Do you know the answer
and you're just not telling me?
552
00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:57,947
Maybe I don't and maybe I don't,
553
00:17:57,949 --> 00:17:59,115
but I'm sure you'll
554
00:17:59,117 --> 00:18:00,616
come up with something.
555
00:18:00,618 --> 00:18:02,418
Then I'll give it a cool name.
556
00:18:05,455 --> 00:18:07,490
Morning, boss.
557
00:18:07,492 --> 00:18:08,624
Morning, other boss.
558
00:18:08,626 --> 00:18:10,526
You seem like you're
in a much better mood.
559
00:18:10,528 --> 00:18:11,661
How was your date last night?
560
00:18:11,663 --> 00:18:13,462
I mean, if you had one.
561
00:18:13,464 --> 00:18:16,065
Yeah, how was Andrew?
If it was with him.
562
00:18:16,067 --> 00:18:17,867
You know what, I have been
completely unprofessional.
563
00:18:17,869 --> 00:18:20,469
From now on, it is going to be
all business, all the time.
564
00:18:20,471 --> 00:18:22,605
I'll be right back
with your guys' coffee.
565
00:18:22,607 --> 00:18:23,739
Wow.
566
00:18:23,741 --> 00:18:25,374
Thank God it worked.
567
00:18:25,376 --> 00:18:26,876
Hey, Andrew, you did it.
568
00:18:26,878 --> 00:18:28,344
You totally fixed Allie.
569
00:18:28,346 --> 00:18:29,712
I mean,
she is completely over you.
570
00:18:29,714 --> 00:18:31,881
What did you do? Were you just,
like, a total jerk to her?
571
00:18:31,883 --> 00:18:33,315
Oh, no,
that was a terrible plan.
572
00:18:33,317 --> 00:18:34,517
It was never gonna be followed.
573
00:18:34,519 --> 00:18:36,552
No, but thank you guys
for forcing me
574
00:18:36,554 --> 00:18:38,087
to go out with her again.
575
00:18:38,089 --> 00:18:40,022
You know, it's generally
against my nature
576
00:18:40,024 --> 00:18:41,991
to second-guess
my snap judgments,
577
00:18:41,993 --> 00:18:44,126
but turns out
I kind of like her.
578
00:18:44,128 --> 00:18:45,895
You do?
579
00:18:45,897 --> 00:18:48,030
Yeah, uh, you know,
once we let our guards down,
580
00:18:48,032 --> 00:18:49,832
it was-was kind
of like talking to you.
581
00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:51,100
- Okay, here you go.
- Oh.
582
00:18:51,102 --> 00:18:53,469
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
583
00:18:53,471 --> 00:18:55,904
- Oh, Andrew, hi.
- What's up?
584
00:18:55,906 --> 00:18:57,239
Um, listen, I read online
585
00:18:57,241 --> 00:18:58,907
that there's
a Das Schlachtschiff tournament
586
00:18:58,909 --> 00:19:00,776
at the University of Chicago
this weekend.
587
00:19:00,778 --> 00:19:01,810
- No way.
- Mm-hmm.
588
00:19:01,812 --> 00:19:02,978
That means Battleship.
589
00:19:02,980 --> 00:19:04,713
We have a mutual love
of German board games.
590
00:19:04,715 --> 00:19:07,015
How anyone could pass up
591
00:19:07,017 --> 00:19:09,151
der fuchs over here
is beyond ich.
592
00:19:09,153 --> 00:19:10,686
Where's your Milch Kaffee?
593
00:19:10,688 --> 00:19:12,221
- I'll go make one.
- Oh, thank you.
594
00:19:12,223 --> 00:19:14,089
That's milk and coffee
in German.
595
00:19:15,192 --> 00:19:17,559
Wow, they seem really
into each other.
596
00:19:17,561 --> 00:19:19,628
Yeah, they do.
597
00:19:19,630 --> 00:19:21,129
Oh, it's okay, Syd.
598
00:19:21,131 --> 00:19:22,598
We always want them
a little more
599
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:23,999
when they're
unavailable, right?
600
00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:26,335
When I heard Gerald the
security guard got a girlfriend,
601
00:19:26,337 --> 00:19:27,903
part of me was
a little jealous,
602
00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:29,838
but then the bigger part of me
didn't want to get murdered,
603
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:32,908
so I let it go.
604
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,943
Oh, my God, Millie,
I can barely breathe.
605
00:19:34,945 --> 00:19:37,412
Brad Paisley is about to sing
606
00:19:37,414 --> 00:19:38,647
about our sauce.
607
00:19:38,649 --> 00:19:40,649
I'm dying. I just died.
608
00:19:40,651 --> 00:19:43,218
Ladies, get ready to have
your socks knocked off.
609
00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:45,053
Can I just say one thing?
610
00:19:45,055 --> 00:19:46,888
Zach, we've talked about this.
They want a jingle.
611
00:19:46,890 --> 00:19:48,323
I know, of course.
612
00:19:48,325 --> 00:19:50,625
It's just, I thought
I might have a better idea,
613
00:19:50,627 --> 00:19:52,027
but for-forget it,
go ahead.
614
00:19:52,029 --> 00:19:53,461
Well, if it's better,
615
00:19:53,463 --> 00:19:55,564
then shouldn't we hear it?
616
00:19:55,566 --> 00:19:56,932
No, no, I think
it's too extreme.
617
00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,466
I think it's fresh.
People these days
618
00:19:58,468 --> 00:20:00,235
don't have the attention spans
for jingles.
619
00:20:00,237 --> 00:20:02,103
I'm losing focus
from myself right now.
620
00:20:02,105 --> 00:20:03,238
Can't I?
621
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,706
All right, fine,
do what you want.
622
00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:05,807
You always do.
623
00:20:05,809 --> 00:20:07,675
They're probably gonna hate it.
624
00:20:07,677 --> 00:20:09,310
Look, it's just
another way to go.
625
00:20:09,312 --> 00:20:12,514
Meet Satan's Tongue 2.0.
626
00:20:12,516 --> 00:20:13,815
It really
627
00:20:13,817 --> 00:20:15,283
packs the Paisley punch.
628
00:20:15,285 --> 00:20:16,484
Ow, damn!
629
00:20:17,954 --> 00:20:19,254
We've all heard
Brad Paisley sing.
630
00:20:19,256 --> 00:20:21,789
What we haven't heard
is him howl in exquisite pain
631
00:20:21,791 --> 00:20:23,191
from your delicious sauce.
632
00:20:23,193 --> 00:20:24,526
And Brad loves
this sauce so much,
633
00:20:24,528 --> 00:20:26,194
he's willing to put his
voice inside every bottle.
634
00:20:26,196 --> 00:20:27,262
Ow, damn!
635
00:20:27,264 --> 00:20:28,329
Ow, ow, damn!
636
00:20:28,331 --> 00:20:29,931
- I love it.
- I'm dying again!
637
00:20:29,933 --> 00:20:31,332
Check it out.
638
00:20:32,134 --> 00:20:33,301
- Hey, boss?
- Yeah?
639
00:20:33,303 --> 00:20:35,103
I think I just came
up with my first move.
640
00:20:35,105 --> 00:20:36,671
It's called the bicker and swap.
641
00:20:36,673 --> 00:20:38,539
- Ow, damn!
- Great work, but you
know it's just a nod and switch
642
00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:41,476
- with a disagreement at the top.
- You're really not gonna let me have this one?
643
00:20:41,478 --> 00:20:44,078
You want the top of my mountain,
you're gonna have to push me off.
644
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:48,509
- So, ladies, are we good to go?
- Ow, damn!
645
00:20:48,534 --> 00:20:49,730
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646
00:20:49,761 --> 00:20:51,586
- And mark.
- I'll do it for you, boss.
647
00:20:51,588 --> 00:20:53,354
- I'll give you Devil's Tongue.
- Give me Devil's Tongue?
648
00:20:53,356 --> 00:20:54,956
Ah.
649
00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:57,892
Look, Syd, Allie's a grown woman
and so am I.
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