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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:21,999 --> 00:02:24,875 She was Lo. Plain Lo in the morning. 2 00:02:25,833 --> 00:02:27,999 Standing four feet ten in one sock. 3 00:02:29,166 --> 00:02:31,166 She was Lola in slacks. 4 00:02:31,375 --> 00:02:33,375 She was Dolly at school. 5 00:02:34,167 --> 00:02:36,334 She was Dolores on the dotted line. 6 00:02:37,583 --> 00:02:40,000 In my arms, she was always... 7 00:02:40,167 --> 00:02:42,167 Lolita. 8 00:02:43,875 --> 00:02:45,875 Light of my life. 9 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:48,042 Fire of my loins. 10 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:49,792 My sin. 11 00:02:49,958 --> 00:02:51,542 My soul. 12 00:02:51,708 --> 00:02:53,708 Lolita. 13 00:02:57,792 --> 00:03:00,792 But there might have been no Lolita at all... 14 00:03:00,959 --> 00:03:02,959 had I not first met Annabel. 15 00:03:10,750 --> 00:03:12,751 We were both 14. 16 00:03:13,750 --> 00:03:17,208 Whatever happens to a boy during the summer he's 14... 17 00:03:17,375 --> 00:03:19,500 can mark him for life. 18 00:03:30,708 --> 00:03:32,959 That hotel you see, the Mirana... 19 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:34,708 that belonged to us. 20 00:03:56,792 --> 00:03:58,793 She wanted to be a nurse. 21 00:04:02,334 --> 00:04:04,333 I wanted to be a spy. 22 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:13,084 All at once we were madly, hopelessly in love. 23 00:04:55,959 --> 00:04:58,376 Four months later, she died of typhus. 24 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:11,167 The shock of her death froze something in me. 25 00:05:11,334 --> 00:05:13,334 The child I loved was gone. 26 00:05:15,543 --> 00:05:17,543 But I kept looking for her... 27 00:05:18,459 --> 00:05:21,501 long after I'd left my own childhood behind. 28 00:05:27,626 --> 00:05:29,875 The poison was in the wound, you see. 29 00:05:30,042 --> 00:05:32,042 And the wound wouldn't heal. 30 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,960 I probably should have joined the priesthood. 31 00:05:46,126 --> 00:05:50,543 Instead, I accepted a teaching post at Beardsley College in America. 32 00:05:52,126 --> 00:05:54,792 I had a summer free before the Fall semester. 33 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:57,835 I thought I'd finish a textbook I was working on. 34 00:05:58,001 --> 00:06:01,210 A survey of French literature for American students. 35 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:09,501 I took my advance... 36 00:06:09,668 --> 00:06:14,584 and went to live at the house of friends of my late uncle's, the McCoos... 37 00:06:14,751 --> 00:06:17,167 in the New England town of Ramsdale. 38 00:06:19,793 --> 00:06:23,042 But on arriving, I found that it was no longer there. 39 00:06:27,751 --> 00:06:29,543 However, a friend of Mrs McCoo... 40 00:06:29,709 --> 00:06:31,793 a widow, Mrs Charlotte Haze... 41 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:33,752 agreed to accommodate me. 42 00:06:43,252 --> 00:06:45,960 - Goddamn dog! 43 00:07:11,669 --> 00:07:13,876 One minute. Something's burnin'. 44 00:07:14,043 --> 00:07:15,501 Lord have mercy! 45 00:07:15,668 --> 00:07:17,668 Mrs Haze'll be down in one. 46 00:07:19,711 --> 00:07:24,251 Is that Professor Humbert, Louise? Tell him I'll be down in one. 47 00:07:24,419 --> 00:07:27,252 She'll be down in one! 48 00:07:34,543 --> 00:07:35,918 Monsieur Humbert. 49 00:07:37,335 --> 00:07:39,001 Yes. 50 00:07:39,168 --> 00:07:41,168 Mrs Haze, is it? 51 00:07:42,335 --> 00:07:44,335 Charlotte. 52 00:07:44,502 --> 00:07:47,085 I am so pleased to make your acquaintance. 53 00:07:47,252 --> 00:07:50,669 Frank McCoo told me all about your scholarly pursuits. 54 00:07:52,918 --> 00:07:55,876 I myself just cherish the French tongue. 55 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:59,210 I wonder, could I... 56 00:07:59,376 --> 00:08:01,210 Come in. 57 00:08:03,168 --> 00:08:05,376 Harold and I, the late Mr Haze... 58 00:08:05,544 --> 00:08:07,501 we simply adored Mexico. 59 00:08:07,668 --> 00:08:10,918 The whole idea of a culture that sophisticated. 60 00:08:11,085 --> 00:08:13,335 And we think of them as primitive. 61 00:08:13,501 --> 00:08:15,502 I mean, look at us! 62 00:08:16,502 --> 00:08:18,043 Indeed, yes. 63 00:08:18,711 --> 00:08:20,710 Upstairs. 64 00:08:20,877 --> 00:08:22,960 I and Lo have our rooms just there. 65 00:08:24,377 --> 00:08:26,377 And this is your room. 66 00:08:26,543 --> 00:08:28,793 Space for a desk, anything you want. 67 00:08:30,460 --> 00:08:33,460 And at $20 a month, you can't beat the price. 68 00:08:34,919 --> 00:08:37,711 And here's the bathroom. It's a bit of a mess. 69 00:08:47,043 --> 00:08:49,460 And this is the kitchen. 70 00:08:49,627 --> 00:08:53,584 Now, if you have any special food needs, you just say. 71 00:08:53,752 --> 00:08:58,335 I don't know if Ramsdale can provide you with foie grass, like you're used to. 72 00:08:58,502 --> 00:09:00,003 What's that? 73 00:09:01,127 --> 00:09:03,585 Timetable. For when I 74 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:05,638 I was hoping I wouldn't have to. 75 00:09:05,663 --> 00:09:08,234 But I think I've got to go back to New York. 76 00:09:08,377 --> 00:09:10,761 Oh, you're not too favourably impressed. 77 00:09:10,786 --> 00:09:13,401 No... There's a Baudelaire conference... 78 00:09:13,544 --> 00:09:17,877 This is not a neat household, but you would be very comfortable here. 79 00:09:18,043 --> 00:09:19,877 Very comfortable indeed. 80 00:09:20,044 --> 00:09:23,086 Don't say no until you've seen the piazza. 81 00:09:23,253 --> 00:09:25,252 Come. 82 00:09:26,627 --> 00:09:28,627 Well, I call it the piazza. 83 00:09:30,544 --> 00:09:34,044 It's so much work to keep it healthy and green. 84 00:09:35,252 --> 00:09:37,253 It's a life's work. 85 00:09:38,877 --> 00:09:40,877 That's my Lo. 86 00:09:48,419 --> 00:09:50,419 And these are my lilies. 87 00:09:52,085 --> 00:09:54,086 I love lilies. 88 00:09:54,252 --> 00:09:58,043 - Lily's a nice name, don't you think? - Beautiful. 89 00:10:44,545 --> 00:10:46,545 Beautiful! 90 00:10:47,253 --> 00:10:49,170 How much did you say the room was? 91 00:11:45,587 --> 00:11:47,586 A normal man... 92 00:11:47,753 --> 00:11:50,711 given a group photograph of schoolgirls... 93 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:54,669 and asked to point out the loveliest one... 94 00:11:54,837 --> 00:11:58,420 will not necessarily choose the nymphet among them. 95 00:12:01,211 --> 00:12:03,211 You have to be an artist... 96 00:12:04,503 --> 00:12:09,753 a madman, full of shame and melancholy and despair... 97 00:12:09,919 --> 00:12:14,128 in order to recognise the little deadly demon among the others. 98 00:12:16,587 --> 00:12:18,587 She stands... 99 00:12:20,086 --> 00:12:23,129 unrecognised by them... 100 00:12:23,295 --> 00:12:26,962 unconscious herself of her fantastic power. 101 00:12:31,044 --> 00:12:34,545 - See you later, alligator. - After a while, crocodile! 102 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:37,961 - Real soon, Daniel Boone. - Get fucked, Daffy Duck. 103 00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:06,504 ♪ Don't know why... there's no sun up in the sky 104 00:13:06,670 --> 00:13:09,754 ♪ Stormy weather 105 00:13:10,212 --> 00:13:14,587 ♪ Since my man and I ain't together... 106 00:13:14,754 --> 00:13:16,754 You woke me up. 107 00:13:17,754 --> 00:13:20,337 - Sorry. 108 00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,795 I'll stop. 109 00:15:06,755 --> 00:15:09,629 Dolores! Have you made your bed? 110 00:15:10,629 --> 00:15:12,421 No, I have not made my bed. 111 00:15:12,588 --> 00:15:15,379 I asked you to make your bed, didn't I? 112 00:15:15,545 --> 00:15:18,254 No. You asked me if I'd made my bed. 113 00:15:19,129 --> 00:15:21,129 Make your bed. 114 00:15:22,503 --> 00:15:24,296 - Now! 115 00:15:24,463 --> 00:15:26,546 I long for some terrific disaster. 116 00:15:26,713 --> 00:15:28,671 Earthquake. 117 00:15:28,838 --> 00:15:30,837 Spectacular explosion. 118 00:15:31,004 --> 00:15:32,795 Make your bed! 119 00:15:32,962 --> 00:15:35,922 Her mother instantly eliminated. 120 00:15:37,463 --> 00:15:40,254 Along with everybody else for miles around. 121 00:15:43,379 --> 00:15:45,379 Lolita... 122 00:15:45,546 --> 00:15:47,546 in my arms. 123 00:16:21,129 --> 00:16:23,130 I'm sleepy today. 124 00:16:24,088 --> 00:16:26,171 Me too. 125 00:16:27,713 --> 00:16:30,172 Have you been having trouble sleeping? 126 00:16:31,755 --> 00:16:34,004 You can't imagine. 127 00:17:09,047 --> 00:17:10,630 Am I getting a zit? 128 00:17:12,214 --> 00:17:14,213 What? 129 00:17:14,379 --> 00:17:16,379 Do you see a pimple on my chin? 130 00:17:22,671 --> 00:17:25,380 You look absolutely perfect to me. 131 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,005 Wanna see my chin wobble? 132 00:17:30,297 --> 00:17:31,963 OK. 133 00:17:41,047 --> 00:17:43,047 Humbert! 134 00:17:53,631 --> 00:17:54,672 Humbert... 135 00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,588 Is she keeping you up? 136 00:18:00,339 --> 00:18:02,338 I beg your pardon? 137 00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:04,255 No! 138 00:18:04,422 --> 00:18:05,755 No. No, I'm... 139 00:18:07,005 --> 00:18:09,005 No. 140 00:18:11,546 --> 00:18:14,296 Well, it's probably just a 24-hour bug. 141 00:18:14,464 --> 00:18:16,881 He was looking forward to meeting you. 142 00:18:17,047 --> 00:18:19,297 Has anybody seen my other sneaker?! 143 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,546 Your breakfast, Professor Humbert. 144 00:18:42,339 --> 00:18:45,214 Don't tell Mother, but I ate all your bacon. 145 00:18:53,673 --> 00:18:56,798 - Dolores, that was Mrs Farlow. - So? 146 00:18:56,964 --> 00:19:00,172 Rose has a temperature and can't go to Hourglass Lake. 147 00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:02,630 - Oh, yeah? - Do not use that tone with me! 148 00:19:02,798 --> 00:19:04,672 Are you ready for church? 149 00:19:04,838 --> 00:19:07,422 I'm not going to that disgusting church. 150 00:19:07,589 --> 00:19:10,630 - Young lady... - No picnic, no church. 151 00:19:10,797 --> 00:19:13,631 That is fine with me. It is your conscience. 152 00:19:13,798 --> 00:19:16,798 I want your room spick-and-span when I get home. 153 00:19:16,964 --> 00:19:19,922 - And wash your hair, young lady. - I did wash it! 154 00:19:20,089 --> 00:19:22,089 - When? - A couple of months ago. 155 00:19:42,923 --> 00:19:44,922 I could be a dancer. 156 00:19:48,214 --> 00:19:50,214 That's a major option. 157 00:19:54,923 --> 00:19:56,923 Cos I do have a natural grace. 158 00:19:58,589 --> 00:20:02,422 - You know. A kind of sad beauty. - Sort of sad is right. 159 00:20:05,297 --> 00:20:07,464 I'd like to see you dance sometime. 160 00:20:07,631 --> 00:20:11,131 Little girls always want to be ballerinas, don't they? 161 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,298 I know I did. 162 00:20:13,464 --> 00:20:16,672 But I was - how should I put it? - a tad too... plump? 163 00:20:16,839 --> 00:20:18,922 - Is that the right word? - Yes. 164 00:20:22,256 --> 00:20:24,256 I'll get more Vouvray. 165 00:20:29,798 --> 00:20:32,881 Make her take us to Hourglass Lake tomorrow. 166 00:20:33,047 --> 00:20:35,339 Me? 167 00:20:35,506 --> 00:20:37,506 She'll do anything you say. 168 00:20:37,673 --> 00:20:39,839 She's getting a thing about you. 169 00:20:50,381 --> 00:20:52,382 Whisper, whisper. 170 00:20:52,547 --> 00:20:54,923 What are you two so cosy about? 171 00:20:55,090 --> 00:20:57,756 Did I ever tell you both that... 172 00:20:59,005 --> 00:21:00,965 I was once a... 173 00:21:01,130 --> 00:21:03,131 that I was once a... 174 00:21:05,215 --> 00:21:08,756 That I... I was once a cook in the North Pole? 175 00:21:08,923 --> 00:21:11,589 - A cook? - Well, not exactly a cook. 176 00:21:11,714 --> 00:21:13,714 I opened a few cans. 177 00:21:15,632 --> 00:21:19,048 It was a weather expedition. And I shot a polar bear. 178 00:21:19,215 --> 00:21:21,214 - No! - Well, I didn't hit it. 179 00:21:21,382 --> 00:21:24,464 Why shoot a polar bear? That's a lousy thing to do. 180 00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:27,214 Because I found it... 181 00:21:27,382 --> 00:21:30,923 with its face - listen to this - in the ice-cream mixer. 182 00:21:32,798 --> 00:21:36,131 I couldn't let that pass because we lived off ice cream. 183 00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,798 You're out of your gourd, Humpy. 184 00:21:43,422 --> 00:21:45,840 Will you stop fidgeting with the doll? 185 00:21:47,465 --> 00:21:50,173 And now we all think that Lo should go to bed. 186 00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:52,340 Lo? 187 00:21:52,507 --> 00:21:54,507 What do you mean "we", paleface? 188 00:21:55,798 --> 00:21:59,965 So, as I was saying, there I was with my white polar-bear gun... 189 00:22:02,006 --> 00:22:04,673 - to blend in. 190 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,840 It's for me! 191 00:22:09,173 --> 00:22:10,173 Hello? 192 00:22:10,965 --> 00:22:12,771 No, I'm sorry. She's busy. 193 00:22:12,796 --> 00:22:15,989 I hope you will forgive her bad manners. 194 00:22:16,131 --> 00:22:18,090 - Now what?! 195 00:22:18,257 --> 00:22:20,798 Look! It's my modern dance creation! 196 00:22:25,507 --> 00:22:28,632 Dolores Haze, turn that music down! 197 00:22:31,257 --> 00:22:35,632 She is a pest. Just slap her hard if she interferes with your meditations. 198 00:22:38,756 --> 00:22:40,174 Psst! 199 00:22:54,757 --> 00:22:59,173 Do you know that I have one most ambitious dream? 200 00:22:59,340 --> 00:23:01,674 To get a hold of a real trained maid... 201 00:23:01,841 --> 00:23:05,173 like that German girl that the Talbots spoke of... 202 00:23:05,340 --> 00:23:07,340 and have her live in the house. 203 00:23:07,507 --> 00:23:09,506 - No room. - Oh, chéri, chéri. 204 00:23:09,674 --> 00:23:13,715 You underestimate the possibilities of our humble household. 205 00:23:13,881 --> 00:23:15,965 We'd put her in Lo's room. 206 00:23:16,132 --> 00:23:19,674 I intended to turn that hole into a guest room anyway. 207 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,841 But where would Lo sleep? 208 00:23:22,006 --> 00:23:25,298 Little Lo does not enter the picture at all. 209 00:23:25,465 --> 00:23:29,424 Little Lo goes straight from camp to a good boarding school... 210 00:23:29,590 --> 00:23:33,549 with strict discipline and some sound religious training. 211 00:23:36,674 --> 00:23:38,632 I won't go! 212 00:23:38,798 --> 00:23:43,090 I want all of these name tags sewn on your clothes by tomorrow. 213 00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:46,632 I don't want to go. 214 00:23:46,799 --> 00:23:48,425 I didn't ask your opinion! 215 00:23:48,590 --> 00:23:51,007 I don't want to go and you can't make me. 216 00:23:51,174 --> 00:23:54,341 Look, we all think it's a good idea. 217 00:23:54,507 --> 00:23:56,849 Professor Humbert thinks it's a good idea, 218 00:23:56,874 --> 00:23:59,323 I think it's a good idea, and you are going! 219 00:24:02,757 --> 00:24:04,340 Double-crosser! 220 00:24:07,674 --> 00:24:11,757 I asked you to put that suitcase in the car an hour ago! 221 00:24:11,966 --> 00:24:15,298 Louise, thank you so much for helping the poor child. 222 00:24:17,716 --> 00:24:19,027 Goddamn it! Dolores, 223 00:24:19,052 --> 00:24:22,656 I told you to put this lunch basket in the back seat! 224 00:24:22,799 --> 00:24:25,008 Why always tell me to do everything? 225 00:24:25,174 --> 00:24:27,383 I'm the one that won't be eating it. 226 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:30,799 Louise! Brussels sprouts and meat loaf for dinner. 227 00:24:30,966 --> 00:24:34,048 - All right. Drive careful. - Thank you. Let's go! 228 00:24:34,216 --> 00:24:36,215 - Bye, my baby. - Bye, Louise. 229 00:24:36,382 --> 00:24:38,881 You be good. I'm gonna miss you. 230 00:24:40,341 --> 00:24:42,340 Dolores! 231 00:24:42,508 --> 00:24:44,632 Let's go! 232 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,590 Speed it up! 233 00:24:46,757 --> 00:24:48,508 Get in the car! 234 00:24:53,466 --> 00:24:56,215 Now what?! That child! 235 00:25:01,341 --> 00:25:04,008 - Louise, maybe tenderloin. - That'd be good. 236 00:25:52,049 --> 00:25:54,049 I'm waiting! 237 00:25:54,882 --> 00:25:58,258 If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times... 238 00:25:58,425 --> 00:26:00,841 not to make me wait in the car. 239 00:26:02,049 --> 00:26:05,300 If you weren't going to camp, I would ground you. 240 00:26:29,341 --> 00:26:31,341 Mr Humble! 241 00:26:31,508 --> 00:26:34,383 These damn stairs are gonna be the death of me. 242 00:26:34,550 --> 00:26:36,300 Mr Humble! 243 00:26:37,591 --> 00:26:39,174 Mr Humble! 244 00:26:39,341 --> 00:26:41,341 Mr Humble? 245 00:26:45,383 --> 00:26:47,383 I have something for you. 246 00:26:47,550 --> 00:26:49,717 Oh, yes. 247 00:26:49,884 --> 00:26:53,216 I'm leaving, but I'll be back later. 248 00:26:56,508 --> 00:26:59,092 What the hell he doin' in there? 249 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,009 "This is a confession. 250 00:27:05,174 --> 00:27:07,176 I love you. 251 00:27:07,341 --> 00:27:09,675 I'm a passionate and lonely woman... 252 00:27:09,842 --> 00:27:11,842 and you are the love of my life. 253 00:27:12,009 --> 00:27:14,008 Now you know. 254 00:27:14,176 --> 00:27:16,592 So please, destroy this letter and go. 255 00:27:17,508 --> 00:27:21,091 I shall return by dinner time and you must be gone by then. 256 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,341 You see, chéri, if I found you at home... 257 00:27:25,508 --> 00:27:29,008 the fact of your remaining would mean only one thing. 258 00:27:29,175 --> 00:27:33,341 That you want me as much as I do you, as a lifelong mate... 259 00:27:33,508 --> 00:27:38,425 and that you are ready to link up your life with mine for ever and ever... 260 00:27:38,592 --> 00:27:41,425 and be a father to my little girl." 261 00:27:43,633 --> 00:27:48,301 Two weeks later, we were married in a simple ceremony. 262 00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:52,633 Big Haze made sure little Haze was not in attendance. 263 00:27:58,176 --> 00:28:00,176 This is bliss. 264 00:28:00,342 --> 00:28:02,758 This is heaven on earth. Isn't it, Hump? 265 00:28:08,217 --> 00:28:10,717 Are you working on your book? 266 00:28:10,884 --> 00:28:12,884 Yes. 267 00:28:20,884 --> 00:28:23,216 Oh, a secret drawer. What's in there? 268 00:28:25,050 --> 00:28:27,050 Locked-up love letters. 269 00:28:28,550 --> 00:28:30,551 Where's the key? 270 00:28:31,508 --> 00:28:33,800 Hidden. 271 00:28:40,550 --> 00:28:43,676 During the six weeks we'd been married... 272 00:28:43,842 --> 00:28:47,342 I successfully avoided most of my husbandly duties. 273 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:55,426 Throughout July, I'd been offering Charlotte various sleeping tablets... 274 00:28:55,593 --> 00:28:57,760 which she gobbled down happily. 275 00:28:57,925 --> 00:28:59,926 She was a great taker of pills. 276 00:29:02,426 --> 00:29:06,301 ♪ I'm in the mood for love 277 00:29:07,217 --> 00:29:10,842 ♪ Simply because you're near me 278 00:29:11,633 --> 00:29:15,259 ♪ Funny, but when you're near me 279 00:29:15,925 --> 00:29:19,550 ♪ I'm in the mood for love 280 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:24,301 ♪ Heaven is in your eyes 281 00:29:24,467 --> 00:29:28,051 ♪ Bright as the stars we're under 282 00:29:29,176 --> 00:29:32,675 ♪ Oh, is it any wonder... 283 00:29:32,843 --> 00:29:36,551 The last dose I had tried had knocked her out for four hours. 284 00:29:36,718 --> 00:29:40,759 But that was not enough to guarantee me an undisturbed night. 285 00:29:46,550 --> 00:29:48,551 At last! 286 00:29:54,135 --> 00:29:56,134 I think I must be immune. 287 00:29:59,259 --> 00:30:02,343 Wh... What would you give me if you wanted to 288 00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:04,259 to knock out... 289 00:30:04,426 --> 00:30:06,134 say, a cow? 290 00:30:07,759 --> 00:30:10,885 J-Just for... seven or eight hours. 291 00:30:11,051 --> 00:30:12,633 So that... 292 00:30:14,468 --> 00:30:17,801 you know, the cow... would stay asleep? 293 00:30:20,301 --> 00:30:23,801 Even if you were tossing and turning next to it. 294 00:30:24,843 --> 00:30:26,468 Well... 295 00:30:26,634 --> 00:30:28,009 Why don't you... 296 00:30:28,177 --> 00:30:29,760 try these? 297 00:30:29,925 --> 00:30:31,509 They're new. 298 00:30:33,052 --> 00:30:35,509 My wife takes them and... 299 00:30:35,676 --> 00:30:39,176 I don't hear a peep out of her all night long. 300 00:30:40,509 --> 00:30:42,509 Sounds like just the thing. 301 00:30:54,593 --> 00:30:56,593 I'm home! 302 00:30:59,301 --> 00:31:00,884 Hello? 303 00:31:06,093 --> 00:31:07,676 Hello? 304 00:31:09,009 --> 00:31:10,593 Hello? 305 00:31:20,801 --> 00:31:22,801 "The Haze woman." 306 00:31:24,384 --> 00:31:26,384 "The fat cow"? 307 00:31:28,801 --> 00:31:30,801 "The obnoxious mamma"? 308 00:31:34,384 --> 00:31:39,093 Well, the "old stupid Haze woman" is no longer your dupe. 309 00:31:39,259 --> 00:31:41,635 Charlotte! 310 00:31:43,843 --> 00:31:46,301 You're a monster. 311 00:31:46,468 --> 00:31:49,927 - You're a despicable, criminal monster. 312 00:31:50,092 --> 00:31:52,761 - Now... - If you come near me I'll scream! 313 00:31:52,927 --> 00:31:55,009 - Let me just... - Get away from me! 314 00:31:55,177 --> 00:31:57,301 I'm leaving tonight. 315 00:31:57,469 --> 00:31:59,802 You can keep this house. I don't care. 316 00:32:01,260 --> 00:32:06,384 But you will never see that miserable brat ever again. 317 00:32:09,134 --> 00:32:11,885 Now get out of my sight! 318 00:32:29,718 --> 00:32:31,719 Charlotte, you mustn't... 319 00:32:31,885 --> 00:32:33,886 You mustn't ruin our lives. 320 00:32:36,302 --> 00:32:38,301 That's... 321 00:32:38,468 --> 00:32:42,885 That's just... That's just a fragment of... 322 00:32:43,052 --> 00:32:45,177 a novel I'm writing. 323 00:32:47,093 --> 00:32:49,427 I used your name on those... 324 00:32:49,594 --> 00:32:51,843 just for... convenience. 325 00:32:54,260 --> 00:32:56,260 I'll get us a drink. 326 00:33:12,468 --> 00:33:15,676 A nice stiff drink will clear both our heads. 327 00:33:21,177 --> 00:33:23,594 Charlotte, I made us a nice stiff drink! 328 00:33:25,844 --> 00:33:27,843 Yes? 329 00:33:29,344 --> 00:33:31,344 But that's ridiculous. 330 00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:37,093 There's this man on the phone saying you've been killed, Charlotte. 331 00:33:37,968 --> 00:33:39,344 Charlotte? 332 00:34:20,302 --> 00:34:22,636 I'm... I'm sorry. 333 00:34:28,011 --> 00:34:30,094 Stand back, please. 334 00:34:31,135 --> 00:34:33,260 Where's my wife? 335 00:34:34,095 --> 00:34:37,511 - Are you Mr Humbert? - I am. 336 00:34:39,552 --> 00:34:41,552 She ran right in front of me. 337 00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:43,886 I... I didn't even see her. 338 00:34:48,095 --> 00:34:49,927 Sir? 339 00:34:54,302 --> 00:34:56,303 I'm sorry, sir. 340 00:34:56,469 --> 00:34:58,427 Is this Mrs Humbert? 341 00:35:01,843 --> 00:35:03,387 Sir... 342 00:35:03,552 --> 00:35:05,595 is this Mrs Humbert? 343 00:35:08,677 --> 00:35:10,636 Oh, God... 344 00:35:11,844 --> 00:35:15,095 Oh, God... Oh, God! 345 00:35:27,427 --> 00:35:29,803 She was walking to the mailbox. 346 00:35:31,011 --> 00:35:33,260 She was going to mail these letters. 347 00:35:35,011 --> 00:35:36,594 I'm sorry. 348 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,761 Thank you. 349 00:35:43,428 --> 00:35:45,844 I'll go and... lie down, officer. 350 00:35:46,053 --> 00:35:49,136 - Will that be all right? - You go right ahead, sir. 351 00:35:49,303 --> 00:35:52,260 I'll just be across in the house if you... 352 00:37:22,096 --> 00:37:24,428 Is that the Enchanted Hunters Hotel? 353 00:37:24,595 --> 00:37:26,594 Yes. This is Mr Humbert. 354 00:37:26,762 --> 00:37:28,719 Tomorrow night. 355 00:37:28,886 --> 00:37:30,886 Just the one night, please. 356 00:37:32,762 --> 00:37:34,761 Yes, a room with twin beds. 357 00:37:34,929 --> 00:37:38,470 For two. Well, one and a half people, really. 358 00:37:38,637 --> 00:37:40,512 It's just for me and my... 359 00:37:40,678 --> 00:37:44,428 my short... my small daughter. 360 00:38:22,595 --> 00:38:24,512 She should be here any minute. 361 00:38:25,011 --> 00:38:27,762 I sent Charlie for her over at the barn. 362 00:38:29,804 --> 00:38:32,262 - Who's Charlie? - Come on, come on. 363 00:38:34,303 --> 00:38:38,095 It's such a pleasure to watch our young people make friends. 364 00:38:38,262 --> 00:38:40,971 - So who is this Charlie? - Here she is. 365 00:38:54,595 --> 00:38:56,428 Hi, Dad! 366 00:38:56,595 --> 00:38:59,929 ♪ And Mum, Mum and 367 00:39:00,096 --> 00:39:04,095 ♪ And Mum, Mum and 368 00:39:04,263 --> 00:39:06,680 ♪ And Mum, Mum and 369 00:39:06,846 --> 00:39:10,512 - How's Mum? - Well... The doctors aren't quite sure. 370 00:39:10,679 --> 00:39:12,929 It's something abdominal. 371 00:39:15,263 --> 00:39:16,762 Abominable? 372 00:39:17,429 --> 00:39:18,929 Abdominal. 373 00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:28,221 She's in a special hospital over in Lepingville. 374 00:39:28,387 --> 00:39:31,054 So... I thought we'd... we'd... 375 00:39:31,220 --> 00:39:33,596 go over to Briceland... 376 00:39:33,763 --> 00:39:37,513 spend the night there and... visit the hospital tomorrow. 377 00:39:37,679 --> 00:39:39,513 Or the next day. 378 00:39:44,762 --> 00:39:46,929 So, did you have a good time at camp? 379 00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:52,220 You know, I missed you. 380 00:39:52,388 --> 00:39:54,387 I missed you a lot. 381 00:39:54,554 --> 00:39:57,138 Well, I didn't miss you. 382 00:39:57,304 --> 00:40:00,470 In fact, I've been revoltingly unfaithful to you. 383 00:40:00,638 --> 00:40:04,137 But so what? Cos you don't care about me any more anyway. 384 00:40:04,304 --> 00:40:07,304 Why do you think I don't care about you? 385 00:40:07,470 --> 00:40:10,513 Well, you haven't kissed me yet, have you? 386 00:40:38,846 --> 00:40:40,304 Oh! 387 00:40:41,512 --> 00:40:45,054 - I'm sorry, officer. - See a blue sedan, same make as yours? 388 00:40:45,221 --> 00:40:50,179 - They might have passed you at the turn. - Blue sedan? No, I don't think... 389 00:40:50,346 --> 00:40:54,179 - We didn't see a blue sedan. - No, I don't think we did. 390 00:40:54,346 --> 00:40:57,762 Are you sure it was blue? I saw one that was more purple. 391 00:40:57,929 --> 00:41:00,054 Or maybe it was more red. 392 00:41:00,221 --> 00:41:02,304 All right, OK. Thank you. 393 00:41:03,179 --> 00:41:05,929 - Thank you! 394 00:41:06,096 --> 00:41:08,430 Don't shoot, don't shoot! 395 00:41:24,139 --> 00:41:26,138 Wow! Looks swank! 396 00:41:35,972 --> 00:41:38,513 ♪ No, I will never tell lies 397 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:41,637 ♪ But still I'm called Buttercup... 398 00:41:41,805 --> 00:41:45,680 Good evening. I have a reservation in the name of Humbert. 399 00:41:45,847 --> 00:41:47,847 Twin-bedded room. 400 00:41:48,014 --> 00:41:50,680 I called last night. 401 00:41:50,846 --> 00:41:53,514 - Two people. - Oh! 402 00:41:53,638 --> 00:41:55,430 I'm sorry, Mr Humbug. 403 00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:59,109 I held the room with the twin beds for you till 6:30, 404 00:41:59,134 --> 00:42:00,954 but I didn't hear from you. 405 00:42:01,055 --> 00:42:06,555 We hold till 6:30. And with the flower show and Glory of Christ convention... 406 00:42:06,722 --> 00:42:08,972 My name is not Humbug. It's Herbert. 407 00:42:09,555 --> 00:42:11,054 Humbert. 408 00:42:12,431 --> 00:42:16,680 Just put us in any room. Put a cot in for my daughter. She's very tired. 409 00:42:19,096 --> 00:42:22,513 Perhaps I could put you in room 342. It has a double bed. 410 00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:26,138 I expect we'll manage. My wife may be turning up later. 411 00:42:30,014 --> 00:42:32,014 Please sign here, mister. 412 00:42:38,347 --> 00:42:40,514 It's a nice dog, huh? 413 00:42:40,681 --> 00:42:42,680 I love dogs. 414 00:42:44,722 --> 00:42:46,722 Well, that's my dog. 415 00:42:46,888 --> 00:42:48,597 He likes you. 416 00:42:48,764 --> 00:42:51,306 Doesn't like everybody. 417 00:42:53,556 --> 00:42:55,555 Who does he like? 418 00:42:56,722 --> 00:42:58,889 He can smell when people are sweet. 419 00:42:59,930 --> 00:43:01,806 He likes sweet people. 420 00:43:01,972 --> 00:43:04,472 Nice young people. 421 00:43:04,638 --> 00:43:06,639 Like you. 422 00:43:15,555 --> 00:43:17,555 Here we are. 423 00:43:37,763 --> 00:43:39,763 Thanks very much. 424 00:43:42,014 --> 00:43:44,889 Wait a sec. You mean we're sleeping in one room? 425 00:43:46,764 --> 00:43:48,890 With one bed? 426 00:43:49,055 --> 00:43:51,389 I've asked them to send up a cot... 427 00:43:51,556 --> 00:43:53,556 which I'll use, if you like. 428 00:43:57,847 --> 00:43:59,598 You're crazy. 429 00:43:59,764 --> 00:44:02,306 Why, my darling? 430 00:44:02,472 --> 00:44:04,472 Because, my darling... 431 00:44:04,639 --> 00:44:09,181 when my darling mother finds out, she'll divorce you and strangle me. 432 00:44:09,347 --> 00:44:10,847 Lo... 433 00:44:11,014 --> 00:44:13,014 listen to me a moment. 434 00:44:13,181 --> 00:44:16,139 For all practical purposes, I am your father... 435 00:44:16,306 --> 00:44:18,723 and I'm responsible for your welfare. 436 00:44:18,889 --> 00:44:21,431 Now, we're not rich. 437 00:44:21,597 --> 00:44:26,222 So when we travel, we-we're sure to be... I mean, we'll be thrown together. 438 00:44:28,597 --> 00:44:29,848 Sometimes. 439 00:44:30,015 --> 00:44:32,972 Two people sharing the same hotel room... 440 00:44:33,139 --> 00:44:36,056 are bound to... enter into a... 441 00:44:36,222 --> 00:44:38,389 How can I put it? Into a kind of 442 00:44:38,639 --> 00:44:40,639 The word is "incest". 443 00:44:55,848 --> 00:44:58,514 I feel like we're grown-ups. 444 00:44:58,639 --> 00:45:00,639 Me too. 445 00:45:00,806 --> 00:45:03,181 We get to do whatever we want, right? 446 00:45:03,347 --> 00:45:05,307 Whatever we want. 447 00:45:05,473 --> 00:45:07,055 Well, now. 448 00:45:07,222 --> 00:45:09,015 Who had the pie? 449 00:45:10,514 --> 00:45:12,055 Me. 450 00:45:15,890 --> 00:45:19,265 Whaddaya think? Are they me? 451 00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:26,639 - Don't look now. - Why? 452 00:45:26,806 --> 00:45:28,806 The guy over in the corner. 453 00:45:29,639 --> 00:45:32,055 Don't look! He was staring at us. 454 00:45:32,223 --> 00:45:35,598 Don't you think that guy looks exactly like Quilty? 455 00:45:35,765 --> 00:45:38,223 What, the dentist? 456 00:45:38,389 --> 00:45:40,973 Of course not. His brother. 457 00:45:41,139 --> 00:45:44,223 The writer Quilty. You know, he writes the plays. 458 00:45:44,389 --> 00:45:47,639 The smoking guy. He smokes the Dromes in the ad. 459 00:45:47,806 --> 00:45:49,973 We saw him in the lobby with his dog. 460 00:46:05,432 --> 00:46:07,973 If I tell you how naughty I was at camp... 461 00:46:09,765 --> 00:46:11,765 you promise you won't be mad? 462 00:46:12,765 --> 00:46:14,765 Tell me later. 463 00:46:18,556 --> 00:46:20,557 I want you to go to bed. 464 00:46:22,223 --> 00:46:24,349 I'll go downstairs while you... 465 00:46:25,681 --> 00:46:28,222 When I come up, I want you to be asleep. 466 00:46:29,098 --> 00:46:30,598 All right? 467 00:46:42,306 --> 00:46:44,390 I've been such a disgusting girl. 468 00:46:45,556 --> 00:46:47,557 Just let me tell you. 469 00:46:47,723 --> 00:46:49,723 Tell me tomorrow. 470 00:46:50,932 --> 00:46:52,931 I'm going to go now. All right? 471 00:46:54,557 --> 00:46:56,556 Good night, Dad. 472 00:47:08,389 --> 00:47:10,390 Night-night. 473 00:47:21,182 --> 00:47:23,182 Gentlewomen of the jury... 474 00:47:24,931 --> 00:47:27,806 if my happiness could have talked... 475 00:47:27,973 --> 00:47:31,973 it would have filled that hotel with a deafening roar. 476 00:47:32,848 --> 00:47:34,848 My only regret... 477 00:47:35,015 --> 00:47:39,265 is that I did not immediately deposit key number 342 at the office... 478 00:47:39,432 --> 00:47:44,057 and leave the town, the country, the planet, that very night. 479 00:47:44,223 --> 00:47:50,307 The Lord knows all, the Lord sees all, the Lord forgives all. 480 00:48:11,099 --> 00:48:13,515 Where the devil did you get her? 481 00:48:20,766 --> 00:48:24,432 - I beg your pardon? - I said the weather's getting better. 482 00:48:30,681 --> 00:48:32,682 It seems so. 483 00:48:32,848 --> 00:48:34,849 Who's the lassie? 484 00:48:42,641 --> 00:48:44,641 It's my daughter. 485 00:48:44,806 --> 00:48:47,599 You lie. She's not. 486 00:48:49,016 --> 00:48:50,016 What? 487 00:48:51,390 --> 00:48:53,391 I said July was hot. 488 00:48:55,891 --> 00:48:58,390 Where's her mother? 489 00:48:59,515 --> 00:49:01,516 Dead. 490 00:49:01,682 --> 00:49:03,641 Oh. Sorry. 491 00:49:03,807 --> 00:49:06,350 Why don't you two lunch with me tomorrow? 492 00:49:06,515 --> 00:49:09,599 That clerical crowd will be gone soon. 493 00:49:12,724 --> 00:49:14,724 We'll be gone too, thanks. 494 00:49:14,891 --> 00:49:16,390 Good night. 495 00:49:16,557 --> 00:49:19,599 Sorry. I'm very drunk. Good night. 496 00:49:23,432 --> 00:49:26,599 That child of yours needs a lot of sleep. 497 00:49:26,766 --> 00:49:29,474 "Sleep is a rose" the Persians say. 498 00:49:31,973 --> 00:49:33,974 Smoke? 499 00:49:34,140 --> 00:49:36,349 Not just now, thanks. 500 00:49:42,016 --> 00:49:44,474 Good night. 501 00:49:45,308 --> 00:49:47,308 Enjoy. 502 00:51:47,183 --> 00:51:50,892 Get back in the boat with Charlie. You don't have to do that. 503 00:51:54,016 --> 00:51:56,225 Back in the boat. 504 00:52:14,141 --> 00:52:16,141 I'm thirsty. 505 00:52:21,642 --> 00:52:23,641 I'll bring you something. 506 00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:02,768 You... You played that with Charlie? At camp? 507 00:55:02,934 --> 00:55:07,059 Don't tell me you never tried it when you were a kid. 508 00:55:09,309 --> 00:55:11,518 Never. 509 00:55:13,809 --> 00:55:16,685 I guess I'm gonna have to show you everything. 510 00:55:41,269 --> 00:55:43,268 Gentlewomen of the jury... 511 00:55:43,434 --> 00:55:45,434 I was not even her first lover. 512 00:55:58,725 --> 00:56:00,726 What are you reading? 513 00:56:00,892 --> 00:56:02,768 Nothing. 514 00:56:05,102 --> 00:56:07,227 What's the matter? 515 00:56:09,351 --> 00:56:10,935 Nothing. 516 00:56:12,935 --> 00:56:14,934 Lo... 517 00:56:17,184 --> 00:56:20,643 You know that friend of yours - Charlie - at camp? 518 00:56:22,184 --> 00:56:24,184 Was he the first one? 519 00:56:24,351 --> 00:56:26,892 Can we please get off the subject? 520 00:56:35,436 --> 00:56:37,685 I felt more and more uncomfortable. 521 00:56:39,643 --> 00:56:42,601 It was something quite special, that feeling. 522 00:56:42,977 --> 00:56:45,518 An oppressive, hideous constraint... 523 00:56:45,685 --> 00:56:50,268 as if I were sitting with the small ghost of somebody I had just killed. 524 00:56:53,601 --> 00:56:54,977 Jesus! 525 00:56:55,143 --> 00:56:56,643 What? 526 00:56:56,810 --> 00:56:59,060 Can we stop at a gas station? 527 00:56:59,227 --> 00:57:01,643 We can go anywhere you like. 528 00:57:01,810 --> 00:57:03,810 Well, I need a gas station. 529 00:57:03,977 --> 00:57:05,768 I hurt inside. 530 00:57:08,852 --> 00:57:10,935 Well, what do you expect? 531 00:57:11,102 --> 00:57:14,727 I was a daisy-fresh girl, and look what you've done to me. 532 00:57:14,893 --> 00:57:19,685 I should call the police and tell them that you raped me, you dirty old man. 533 00:57:42,269 --> 00:57:45,560 - Just wash the windscreen, would you? - Yes, sir. 534 00:58:19,311 --> 00:58:20,893 Got some cookies. 535 00:58:22,935 --> 00:58:26,144 I want to call Mother in hospital. What's the number? 536 00:58:27,768 --> 00:58:29,977 Get in. You can't call the hospital. 537 00:58:30,144 --> 00:58:31,936 Why not? 538 00:58:33,144 --> 00:58:34,893 Just get in the car. 539 00:58:38,686 --> 00:58:40,185 Slam the door. 540 00:58:43,060 --> 00:58:45,769 Why can't I call my own mother if I want to? 541 00:58:48,519 --> 00:58:50,519 Because your mother's dead. 542 01:00:00,103 --> 01:00:03,019 We made up very gently that night. 543 01:00:03,185 --> 01:00:06,227 You see, she had nowhere else to go. 544 01:00:13,269 --> 01:00:16,478 It was then that we began our extensive travels... 545 01:00:16,644 --> 01:00:18,645 all over the United States. 546 01:00:18,811 --> 01:00:23,311 ♪ Now the native population and civilisation is fine 547 01:00:25,895 --> 01:00:30,395 ♪ That civilisation is the thing for me to see 548 01:00:32,477 --> 01:00:35,312 ♪ Whoa, bongo, bongo, bongo 549 01:00:35,478 --> 01:00:38,477 ♪ I don't wanna leave the Congo, no, no, no, no, no, no 550 01:00:41,270 --> 01:00:46,061 - When's the best time to buy a bird? - I don't know. When's the best time? 551 01:00:46,228 --> 01:00:48,187 When it's going "cheep!" 552 01:00:48,353 --> 01:00:50,604 Don't say I never gave you anything. 553 01:00:52,436 --> 01:00:54,312 Don't! I'm trying to drive! 554 01:00:58,020 --> 01:00:59,770 Don't do that! Oh, no! 555 01:01:01,437 --> 01:01:03,520 If it goes out the window, I won't stop. 556 01:01:03,686 --> 01:01:06,603 Don't! What are these? Hair grips? 557 01:01:16,811 --> 01:01:18,519 ♪ Civilisation 558 01:01:18,687 --> 01:01:20,103 ♪ No, no, no, no 559 01:01:20,270 --> 01:01:22,270 ♪ I'll stay right here 560 01:01:30,729 --> 01:01:32,729 Look! They have Magic Fingers. 561 01:01:34,145 --> 01:01:35,895 Good. 562 01:01:36,061 --> 01:01:38,061 I need to shower. 563 01:01:39,478 --> 01:01:41,479 Give me a quarter and a dime. 564 01:01:41,644 --> 01:01:43,145 What for? 565 01:01:43,312 --> 01:01:45,561 For the Magic Fingers. 566 01:01:46,644 --> 01:01:48,853 My magic fingers aren't enough? 567 01:02:16,229 --> 01:02:22,895 ♪ Amor-r-r, amor-r-r, amor-r-r-r-r 568 01:02:23,062 --> 01:02:28,063 ♪ This w-word s-so s-sweet that I r-repeat 569 01:02:28,228 --> 01:02:31,978 ♪ Means I adore you-u-u-u-u 570 01:02:32,145 --> 01:02:38,854 ♪ Amor-r-r-r-r, amor-r-r-r-r, amor-r-r-r-r... 571 01:02:41,395 --> 01:02:43,395 Good shower for once, Lo! 572 01:02:43,562 --> 01:02:45,937 First-rate temperature control! 573 01:03:06,771 --> 01:03:09,895 Lo! 574 01:03:10,062 --> 01:03:13,270 My God, Lo! Don't flush when I'm in here! 575 01:03:38,021 --> 01:03:40,021 What is that? 576 01:03:41,188 --> 01:03:43,188 What's what? 577 01:03:47,395 --> 01:03:49,812 That thing in your mouth. 578 01:03:49,978 --> 01:03:51,979 It's a jawbreaker. 579 01:03:53,104 --> 01:03:56,562 It's supposed to break your jaw. Want one? 580 01:03:56,729 --> 01:04:00,188 Just give it to me. I've had it with that noise. 581 01:04:04,646 --> 01:04:07,179 Come on, spit it out. I've got a headache. 582 01:04:07,204 --> 01:04:08,204 It's good! 583 01:04:08,229 --> 01:04:11,812 Look, just give it to me, will you? Spit it out. 584 01:04:42,646 --> 01:04:46,063 You look a hundred per cent better when I can't see you. 585 01:04:46,229 --> 01:04:49,020 We took a circuitous route - to put it mildly. 586 01:04:49,188 --> 01:04:52,479 In the back of my mind was our eventual destination. 587 01:04:52,647 --> 01:04:58,188 Beardsley College, where I would finally take up my teaching position. 588 01:04:58,354 --> 01:05:03,313 But in the front of my mind was the need to keep going, keep driving. 589 01:05:05,146 --> 01:05:08,604 Lo, that's the last time I let you drive this car. 590 01:05:08,771 --> 01:05:10,021 Serve into this square. 591 01:05:11,854 --> 01:05:13,355 And, despite our tiffs... 592 01:05:14,729 --> 01:05:17,896 In the square, Lo. Try and get it in the square. 593 01:05:18,063 --> 01:05:22,521 Despite the fuss she made, and the danger and hopelessness of it all... 594 01:05:22,687 --> 01:05:24,146 Aim for my head. 595 01:05:24,313 --> 01:05:27,230 Despite all that, I was in paradise. 596 01:05:30,188 --> 01:05:34,188 A paradise whose skies were the colour of hell flames... 597 01:05:36,480 --> 01:05:38,480 but a paradise still. 598 01:09:29,689 --> 01:09:33,272 I know you have accepted a post at Beardsley College... 599 01:09:33,438 --> 01:09:37,939 and I know that there, academics are first, last and always. 600 01:09:38,106 --> 01:09:41,523 Well, that's not us, Mr Himmler. 601 01:09:41,689 --> 01:09:44,439 Here at Beardsley Prep... 602 01:09:44,606 --> 01:09:46,690 what we stress are the three Ds. 603 01:09:46,856 --> 01:09:50,148 Dramatics, dancing and dating. 604 01:09:50,314 --> 01:09:55,189 Now, I know that the Reverend Rigger is behind us on this. Aren't you, Reverend? 605 01:09:55,356 --> 01:09:59,106 - All the way, Miss Pratt. Every inch. - So you see, Mr Humper... 606 01:09:59,273 --> 01:10:04,356 for the modern preadolescent, medieval dates are less vital than weekend ones. 607 01:10:06,189 --> 01:10:09,273 - What? Weekend what? - Dates, Mr Humping. 608 01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:12,106 Boys. 609 01:10:21,815 --> 01:10:23,814 ♪ By myself alone at home 610 01:10:23,981 --> 01:10:25,564 ♪ Feelin' blue 611 01:10:25,731 --> 01:10:29,690 I was not quite prepared for the reality of my dual role. 612 01:10:29,855 --> 01:10:33,439 On the one hand, the willing corrupter of an innocent... 613 01:10:33,606 --> 01:10:36,565 and on the other, Humbert the happy housewife. 614 01:10:38,773 --> 01:10:40,773 Where's the river Rhine? 615 01:10:42,648 --> 01:10:44,648 I don't know. 616 01:10:44,815 --> 01:10:46,815 You should know that. 617 01:10:46,982 --> 01:10:49,939 - Why? - Big battles there in the Great War. 618 01:10:53,106 --> 01:10:55,107 Where's the river Seine? 619 01:10:56,773 --> 01:10:58,773 I don't know. 620 01:10:58,940 --> 01:11:02,398 I thought you were supposed to have learnt these. 621 01:11:02,565 --> 01:11:04,565 It's not what I'm on. 622 01:11:05,440 --> 01:11:08,690 It seems to be pretty relaxed, this school of yours. 623 01:11:11,606 --> 01:11:14,314 ♪ When I was a kid about half past three 624 01:11:14,481 --> 01:11:16,897 ♪ My ma said "Daughter, come here to me" 625 01:11:17,065 --> 01:11:20,023 ♪ Says "Things may come and things may go" 626 01:11:20,189 --> 01:11:22,690 ♪ "But this is one thing you ought to know" 627 01:11:22,856 --> 01:11:25,982 ♪ "Oh, t'ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it" 628 01:11:26,147 --> 01:11:28,690 ♪ "T'ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it" 629 01:11:28,857 --> 01:11:31,690 ♪ "T'ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it" 630 01:11:31,857 --> 01:11:32,857 ♪ "That's what... 631 01:11:59,440 --> 01:12:01,439 I'm supposed to be in a play. 632 01:12:02,690 --> 01:12:05,106 - What play? - I don't know. 633 01:12:05,315 --> 01:12:07,314 Some play. 634 01:12:09,107 --> 01:12:11,107 At school. 635 01:12:15,357 --> 01:12:17,773 With the boys from Butler's Academy? 636 01:12:20,232 --> 01:12:22,648 I don't know. 637 01:12:22,815 --> 01:12:24,815 Maybe. 638 01:12:26,524 --> 01:12:28,523 I don't think it's a good idea. 639 01:12:30,107 --> 01:12:32,524 You're depriving me of my civil rights. 640 01:12:32,691 --> 01:12:35,274 Where did you learn that language? 641 01:12:38,649 --> 01:12:40,649 I'm intelligent. 642 01:13:15,606 --> 01:13:18,274 I have a right to be in a play if I want. 643 01:13:19,940 --> 01:13:21,941 Not if I say you don't. 644 01:13:37,482 --> 01:13:39,482 D'you like that? 645 01:13:44,815 --> 01:13:46,816 You want more, don't you? 646 01:14:05,065 --> 01:14:07,065 I want things, too. 647 01:14:09,025 --> 01:14:11,025 What? 648 01:14:12,733 --> 01:14:14,525 Things. 649 01:14:16,315 --> 01:14:19,024 You know how my allowance is a dollar a week? 650 01:14:20,691 --> 01:14:22,691 Yes, I know. 651 01:14:22,858 --> 01:14:25,275 Well, I think it should be two dollars. 652 01:14:34,441 --> 01:14:37,108 I said, I think it should be two dollars. 653 01:14:41,441 --> 01:14:43,357 A dollar fifty. 654 01:14:53,274 --> 01:14:55,983 I really do think it should be two dollars. 655 01:14:59,774 --> 01:15:00,983 Am I right? 656 01:15:02,357 --> 01:15:04,233 Am I right? 657 01:15:06,691 --> 01:15:08,482 God, yes. 658 01:15:08,650 --> 01:15:10,441 Two dollars. 659 01:15:11,524 --> 01:15:13,899 And I get to be in the play. 660 01:15:18,442 --> 01:15:21,482 Oh, rosy mistress of the night. 661 01:15:21,650 --> 01:15:24,150 You have enchanted many a hunter's heart. 662 01:15:24,317 --> 01:15:27,399 But this time, my temptress... 663 01:15:27,567 --> 01:15:29,441 you have met your match. 664 01:15:29,608 --> 01:15:32,483 For far more than a hunter... 665 01:15:32,649 --> 01:15:34,025 I... 666 01:15:35,941 --> 01:15:37,608 am a poet. 667 01:15:37,774 --> 01:15:41,399 - The night has fallen, Rodrigo. - The... 668 01:15:41,567 --> 01:15:43,066 Hold it! Hold it! Mona... 669 01:15:43,233 --> 01:15:46,108 Give us a moment. I'd like a word with Dolores. 670 01:15:47,941 --> 01:15:52,233 When you say "your larking charms", use your charms for the hunter. 671 01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:54,316 Because you're the witch. 672 01:15:54,483 --> 01:15:56,983 You're bringing the hunter to your lair. 673 01:15:58,774 --> 01:16:00,774 - Hi, Mr Humbert. - Hello, Mona. 674 01:16:01,941 --> 01:16:03,733 Some play, huh? 675 01:16:03,901 --> 01:16:06,733 You're nymphs. Use your nymph's charms. 676 01:16:06,900 --> 01:16:08,317 Seduce the hunter. 677 01:16:08,482 --> 01:16:10,483 Look. See right there? 678 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:14,437 That's the actual playwright, Clare Quilty. 679 01:16:14,462 --> 01:16:15,841 Can you believe it? 680 01:16:15,983 --> 01:16:18,442 Let the music transform you. 681 01:16:18,609 --> 01:16:21,150 You'll feel that you've become a witch. 682 01:16:21,317 --> 01:16:25,026 - You're a witch! 683 01:16:25,191 --> 01:16:28,441 - This play any good, Mona? - Yeah. It's very political. 684 01:16:28,609 --> 01:16:30,608 Witch! Witch! 685 01:16:30,774 --> 01:16:32,733 More wind! More wind! 686 01:16:32,900 --> 01:16:34,567 You're a witch! 687 01:16:34,734 --> 01:16:36,733 Aren't you? 688 01:16:36,901 --> 01:16:38,900 More wind! I need more wind! 689 01:16:40,108 --> 01:16:42,317 The witches now! The witches' dance! 690 01:16:42,482 --> 01:16:43,859 In the wind! 691 01:16:48,734 --> 01:16:51,650 As she grew cooler towards my advances... 692 01:16:51,816 --> 01:16:55,150 I became accustomed to purchasing her favours. 693 01:16:55,984 --> 01:16:58,941 Where she hid the money, I never knew. 694 01:16:59,900 --> 01:17:00,900 Stop it! 695 01:17:01,025 --> 01:17:05,567 I was convinced she was storing it away in order to finance her escape from me. 696 01:17:08,692 --> 01:17:12,109 You can't expect me to pay extra in the middle! 697 01:17:14,192 --> 01:17:16,901 She's a lovely child, Mr Haze... 698 01:17:17,067 --> 01:17:21,400 but the onset of sexual maturing seems to be giving her trouble. 699 01:17:21,567 --> 01:17:25,775 - Isn't that your observation, Reverend? - To the tee, Miss Pratt. 700 01:17:25,941 --> 01:17:30,400 So, you see, it is the general impression that 14-year-old Dolores... 701 01:17:30,567 --> 01:17:34,775 is morbidly disinterested in sexual matters. 702 01:17:34,942 --> 01:17:38,193 Does she never speak about these... matters? 703 01:17:38,358 --> 01:17:40,025 Well... 704 01:17:40,192 --> 01:17:42,150 That's just it. 705 01:17:50,733 --> 01:17:52,109 What's just it? 706 01:17:52,276 --> 01:17:54,275 That's... just it. 707 01:17:54,443 --> 01:17:56,650 She hasn't said anything. 708 01:17:56,817 --> 01:17:59,109 She hasn't breathed a word. 709 01:18:01,942 --> 01:18:03,942 But who has? 710 01:18:07,650 --> 01:18:10,442 Are... Are you saying that I've... 711 01:18:10,609 --> 01:18:12,609 Exactly. 712 01:18:12,776 --> 01:18:15,233 This is a very serious matter. 713 01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:17,484 What we're trying to say to you... 714 01:18:17,650 --> 01:18:20,066 is that someone in the family... 715 01:18:20,233 --> 01:18:22,442 maybe you... 716 01:18:22,610 --> 01:18:25,193 This is very difficult for me. 717 01:18:25,359 --> 01:18:27,401 Well, let me put it this way. 718 01:18:27,567 --> 01:18:31,567 Someone in the family ought to instruct that dear child... 719 01:18:31,734 --> 01:18:34,150 in the process of human reproduction. 720 01:18:34,317 --> 01:18:35,984 I'm so sorry. 721 01:18:36,151 --> 01:18:38,941 - I'm so sorry. - I see that I've embarrassed you. 722 01:18:39,109 --> 01:18:42,610 Yet you, as her father, ought to take the matter well in hand. 723 01:18:42,776 --> 01:18:45,817 Yes. Worry not, Miss Pratt. 724 01:18:48,150 --> 01:18:50,484 I... I have... this matter in hand. 725 01:18:50,650 --> 01:18:52,401 Oh, well... 726 01:18:52,567 --> 01:18:55,109 that's all I need to say. 727 01:19:06,359 --> 01:19:07,359 Yes? 728 01:19:08,610 --> 01:19:10,193 Oh, yes? 729 01:19:12,526 --> 01:19:14,109 She missed? 730 01:19:16,109 --> 01:19:17,609 Oh. 731 01:19:18,193 --> 01:19:19,568 Bye. 732 01:19:27,693 --> 01:19:29,777 How are the piano lessons going? 733 01:19:29,942 --> 01:19:31,942 Fine. 734 01:19:32,109 --> 01:19:35,026 Great. Excellent. Wonderful. 735 01:19:35,193 --> 01:19:37,193 Terrif. Perfect. 736 01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:39,817 Especially since you missed the last two. 737 01:19:44,650 --> 01:19:46,651 Where were you? 738 01:19:52,109 --> 01:19:54,109 Where was I? 739 01:19:54,275 --> 01:19:56,525 I should have told you before. 740 01:19:58,942 --> 01:20:02,360 I was in the park. I was rehearsing the play with Mona. 741 01:20:02,526 --> 01:20:04,526 That's your story? 742 01:20:04,692 --> 01:20:06,693 That's what I was doing. 743 01:20:07,610 --> 01:20:09,610 OK. Give me Mona's phone number. 744 01:20:09,777 --> 01:20:13,942 - Mona's phone number? - Just give me Mona's phone number. 745 01:20:14,109 --> 01:20:16,818 Klausen 57241. 746 01:20:30,609 --> 01:20:32,610 Is Mona there, please? 747 01:20:33,735 --> 01:20:37,860 - Mona, this is Dolores' father. - Oh, hello, sir. 748 01:20:38,027 --> 01:20:40,026 Mona, were you and Dolores... 749 01:20:40,194 --> 01:20:44,234 rehearsing the play in the park for the past two Tuesday afternoons? 750 01:20:44,401 --> 01:20:45,984 Let's see. 751 01:20:46,152 --> 01:20:47,693 The last two Tuesdays? 752 01:20:47,860 --> 01:20:51,318 One of them, Mona, was yesterday. 753 01:20:51,485 --> 01:20:54,277 You know, sir, that's... absolutely right. 754 01:20:54,443 --> 01:20:56,443 I feel awfully bad about it. 755 01:20:56,610 --> 01:20:58,485 I alone am to blame, sir. 756 01:20:58,652 --> 01:21:01,944 The whole rehearsing in the park thing was my idea. 757 01:21:02,109 --> 01:21:05,152 We did it cos we didn't want to get on your nerves. 758 01:21:11,693 --> 01:21:13,693 Well? 759 01:21:13,860 --> 01:21:16,151 Did she confirm? 760 01:21:16,318 --> 01:21:18,318 She did. 761 01:21:18,485 --> 01:21:21,818 And I've no doubt she'd been well instructed by you. 762 01:21:24,693 --> 01:21:28,361 In fact, I've no doubt you've told her all about us. 763 01:21:35,276 --> 01:21:37,110 Look, Lo, this has got to stop. 764 01:21:37,276 --> 01:21:40,860 I don't know what you're up to, but whatever it is... 765 01:21:41,026 --> 01:21:45,859 I'll yank you out of Beardsley as fast as I can pack a suitcase unless this stops! 766 01:21:46,027 --> 01:21:47,402 Unless what stops? 767 01:21:47,568 --> 01:21:50,069 - You know what! - Take it easy, mister! 768 01:21:50,235 --> 01:21:53,652 - Show me every penny... - Leave me alone, you pervert! 769 01:21:53,818 --> 01:21:58,110 - You're running away from me, I know. - Yes, I am! Anyone'd run away from you! 770 01:21:58,277 --> 01:22:00,735 - Show me what you hid! - I earned that money! 771 01:22:07,361 --> 01:22:10,401 Go ahead, murder me. Like you murdered my mother. 772 01:22:10,568 --> 01:22:11,568 I'm sorry. 773 01:22:11,610 --> 01:22:13,985 Murder me like you murdered my mother! 774 01:22:14,151 --> 01:22:15,151 Shut up. Shut up! 775 01:22:15,318 --> 01:22:17,860 Murder me like you murdered my mother! 776 01:22:18,027 --> 01:22:20,194 - Stop that! - Go ahead! Murder me! 777 01:22:20,361 --> 01:22:23,235 Go on, murder me! I'm asking you to murder me! 778 01:22:23,401 --> 01:22:25,401 - Shut up! - Murder me! Murder me! 779 01:22:25,568 --> 01:22:29,193 - Dolores, shut up! - I hate you! I hate you! 780 01:22:29,360 --> 01:22:31,360 Calm down. 781 01:22:31,527 --> 01:22:33,194 - Calm down! 782 01:22:33,361 --> 01:22:36,235 - Come back, Lo! 783 01:22:36,401 --> 01:22:39,069 Murderer! 784 01:22:39,236 --> 01:22:40,568 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 785 01:22:41,902 --> 01:22:43,736 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 786 01:22:51,693 --> 01:22:56,152 I do not know who you people think you are, screaming and carrying on! 787 01:22:56,318 --> 01:22:59,652 My daughter's friend. I'm sorry. I really can't stay. 788 01:24:24,820 --> 01:24:27,819 Oh, good. I was just trying to reach you at home. 789 01:24:27,985 --> 01:24:30,861 - I've come to a decision. - You have? 790 01:24:31,028 --> 01:24:32,819 Yeah. 791 01:24:32,986 --> 01:24:34,985 So buy me a drink. 792 01:24:35,152 --> 01:24:37,152 What would you like? 793 01:24:37,319 --> 01:24:39,486 I'd like, ice-cream soda... 794 01:24:39,653 --> 01:24:41,653 with extra chocolate syrup. 795 01:24:41,820 --> 01:24:43,820 Please. 796 01:24:45,528 --> 01:24:48,194 Nothing for me, thanks. 797 01:25:02,236 --> 01:25:03,236 Lo... 798 01:25:24,403 --> 01:25:25,986 So tell me. 799 01:25:32,195 --> 01:25:34,486 What's the rush? 800 01:25:51,361 --> 01:25:53,778 Pay her and let's blow this joint. 801 01:26:10,153 --> 01:26:12,153 And do you know what she said... 802 01:26:12,320 --> 01:26:15,487 this girl who had been spurning me, mocking me... 803 01:26:15,653 --> 01:26:18,736 plotting her escape from me only hours before? 804 01:26:18,903 --> 01:26:22,236 She said she wanted to leave Beardsley then and there. 805 01:26:22,404 --> 01:26:24,611 She wanted to take another trip... 806 01:26:24,779 --> 01:26:27,903 only this time she would choose where we would go. 807 01:26:28,070 --> 01:26:30,737 - OK? I choose? OK? - Yes. 808 01:26:31,403 --> 01:26:33,820 Did Humbert his assent? 809 01:26:33,987 --> 01:26:35,987 Oh, yes. 810 01:26:36,153 --> 01:26:38,153 I sealed my fate gratefully. 811 01:27:19,445 --> 01:27:21,445 Lolita. 812 01:27:24,821 --> 01:27:27,071 Take me to bed. 813 01:27:49,112 --> 01:27:51,611 Look out for cigarette hangover. 814 01:27:51,779 --> 01:27:53,445 Hi. I'm Clare Quilty. 815 01:27:53,612 --> 01:27:55,945 Remember, over a million smokers... 816 01:27:56,112 --> 01:27:58,112 So we have to be in... 817 01:27:59,153 --> 01:28:01,154 Wace in exactly one week. 818 01:28:01,320 --> 01:28:03,405 But why Wace in a week? 819 01:28:03,571 --> 01:28:08,696 Cos we gotta see the... ceremonial dances when they open the Magic Caves. 820 01:28:08,862 --> 01:28:12,237 And... exactly two weeks and four days later... 821 01:28:12,404 --> 01:28:14,945 we have to arrive in Elphinstone. See? 822 01:28:17,028 --> 01:28:18,529 Yes. 823 01:28:18,696 --> 01:28:20,862 That's where we climb the Red Rock. 824 01:28:21,029 --> 01:28:24,863 We have to climb this rock exactly two weeks and four days later? 825 01:28:25,029 --> 01:28:27,029 Exactly. 826 01:28:27,196 --> 01:28:29,195 Oh, I'm so excited. 827 01:28:52,113 --> 01:28:54,866 I cannot tell you the exact day I first knew 828 01:28:54,891 --> 01:28:57,344 for certain that we were being followed. 829 01:29:18,655 --> 01:29:22,737 Lo, reach into the glove compartment and get the pad and pencil. 830 01:29:27,029 --> 01:29:29,904 Got it? Now write this down. 831 01:29:31,071 --> 01:29:32,863 Connecticut. 832 01:29:33,029 --> 01:29:34,405 How do you spell that? 833 01:29:34,571 --> 01:29:36,029 C-O-N-N. 834 01:29:36,195 --> 01:29:37,696 Is that it? 835 01:29:37,863 --> 01:29:39,446 No. Now write down... 836 01:29:39,612 --> 01:29:41,113 PJ... 837 01:29:41,280 --> 01:29:43,237 44... 838 01:29:43,405 --> 01:29:45,279 396. 839 01:29:46,737 --> 01:29:48,488 All right, give it to me. 840 01:29:54,238 --> 01:29:55,779 All right. 841 01:29:55,946 --> 01:29:59,362 Put it in the glove box. Don't put gum on it cos it'll get... 842 01:29:59,529 --> 01:30:01,863 Why have you got your gum everywhere? 843 01:30:02,029 --> 01:30:03,655 Put that in the glove box. 844 01:30:04,655 --> 01:30:06,738 There's a detective following us. 845 01:30:09,238 --> 01:30:11,655 He looks rather like my Uncle Gustave. 846 01:30:23,279 --> 01:30:25,280 He was clever, our pursuer. 847 01:30:25,446 --> 01:30:27,447 He kept changing cars. 848 01:30:27,612 --> 01:30:29,821 But his presence was as real to me... 849 01:30:29,988 --> 01:30:31,988 as my own breath. 850 01:30:37,697 --> 01:30:39,831 Then suddenly he would disappear 851 01:30:39,856 --> 01:30:42,554 and I'd wonder if I'd imagined everything. 852 01:32:00,280 --> 01:32:02,030 Lo! What did that man say to you? 853 01:32:02,197 --> 01:32:05,238 ♪ Bags around your eyeballs which is red instead of white 854 01:32:05,405 --> 01:32:08,488 - What did he say to you? - The guy I was talking to? 855 01:32:08,655 --> 01:32:11,322 - Yeah. Look... - ♪ Shucks, I shoulda known... 856 01:32:11,448 --> 01:32:13,447 Just tell me what he said to you. 857 01:32:13,614 --> 01:32:16,488 He asked me if I had a map. He must've been lost. 858 01:32:16,655 --> 01:32:18,655 ♪ My heart's plumb gone 859 01:32:18,822 --> 01:32:21,072 ♪ Cos you used temptation 860 01:32:22,281 --> 01:32:25,405 ♪ It'd be thrilling... if 'n you're willing 861 01:32:25,573 --> 01:32:30,238 Look, I've told you about talking to strangers. You've no idea... 862 01:32:30,406 --> 01:32:32,405 Lo, listen to me. 863 01:32:32,572 --> 01:32:36,239 You're very young and people can take advantage of you. 864 01:32:36,406 --> 01:32:38,405 Very hard to imagine. 865 01:32:38,573 --> 01:32:41,363 That man was the cop who's been following us. 866 01:32:41,530 --> 01:32:44,322 You have to tell me exactly what you told him. 867 01:32:44,489 --> 01:32:48,906 If he really is a cop, the worst thing we can do is let him know we're scared. 868 01:32:49,072 --> 01:32:51,238 Then he'll know that we're guilty. 869 01:32:51,405 --> 01:32:53,405 Or rather, that you're guilty. 870 01:33:03,071 --> 01:33:07,530 ♪ Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me... 871 01:33:15,822 --> 01:33:17,822 ♪ With anyone else but me 872 01:33:17,989 --> 01:33:20,780 ♪ With anyone else but me, no, no, no 873 01:33:48,031 --> 01:33:50,197 ♪ With anyone else but me, no, no, no 874 01:33:50,364 --> 01:33:52,281 ♪ Anyone else but you 875 01:33:52,447 --> 01:33:55,448 ♪ No, no, don't go under the apple tree 876 01:34:00,114 --> 01:34:03,198 There's something wrong with the steering. 877 01:34:03,364 --> 01:34:05,447 Oh, whoa! 878 01:34:05,615 --> 01:34:06,947 Watch it! 879 01:34:08,072 --> 01:34:09,906 What are you doing?! 880 01:34:15,531 --> 01:34:17,406 You got a flat, mister. 881 01:34:48,990 --> 01:34:50,989 ♪ Open the door, and let me in 882 01:34:57,072 --> 01:34:59,239 ♪ Richard, why don't you open the door? 883 01:35:12,698 --> 01:35:14,198 Hey... 884 01:35:14,364 --> 01:35:15,947 Hey! 885 01:35:16,115 --> 01:35:17,906 Hey, you! Come back here! 886 01:35:20,490 --> 01:35:21,490 Lo! 887 01:35:21,615 --> 01:35:22,989 Lo! Lo! 888 01:35:23,157 --> 01:35:24,157 Lo! 889 01:35:24,282 --> 01:35:25,698 Put on the handbrake! 890 01:35:25,865 --> 01:35:28,406 Pull the handbrake up! Lo! 891 01:35:30,656 --> 01:35:33,782 Lo! Pull on the handbrake. Stop the car. 892 01:35:33,948 --> 01:35:36,864 Put the handbrake on. Down there! Pull it! 893 01:35:39,907 --> 01:35:40,990 Jesus Christ! 894 01:35:41,157 --> 01:35:43,865 What did you think you were doing? 895 01:35:44,031 --> 01:35:46,032 You should thank me. 896 01:35:46,198 --> 01:35:48,448 The car was rolling and I stopped it. 897 01:35:51,281 --> 01:35:53,948 You should thank me. 898 01:35:57,782 --> 01:36:00,656 Pass me the pad in the glove compartment. 899 01:36:03,115 --> 01:36:05,948 It was smart of us to write his number down. 900 01:36:09,406 --> 01:36:10,782 What...? 901 01:36:10,948 --> 01:36:12,615 What have you... 902 01:36:24,740 --> 01:36:26,323 Lo... 903 01:36:40,656 --> 01:36:42,657 Lo... 904 01:36:47,907 --> 01:36:49,907 Lo, I'm sorry. 905 01:36:50,073 --> 01:36:52,740 - I'm sorry! 906 01:37:00,448 --> 01:37:03,115 Come here. Come here. 907 01:37:03,240 --> 01:37:05,239 Get away! 908 01:37:06,741 --> 01:37:08,948 Lo... 909 01:37:09,115 --> 01:37:11,114 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 910 01:37:11,282 --> 01:37:12,740 I'm sorry. 911 01:37:37,658 --> 01:37:40,741 Shall I walk down to the town and get you some fruit? 912 01:37:41,866 --> 01:37:43,865 Bananas. 913 01:37:52,741 --> 01:37:54,740 Just bananas? 914 01:37:56,075 --> 01:37:58,990 Just bananas. 915 01:38:10,532 --> 01:38:13,658 ♪ Open the door, Richard 916 01:38:13,824 --> 01:38:17,324 ♪ Open the door and let me in 917 01:38:17,491 --> 01:38:20,157 ♪ Open the door, Richard 918 01:38:20,282 --> 01:38:24,990 - ♪ Richard... - ♪ Why don't you open that door? 919 01:38:34,115 --> 01:38:38,241 ♪ Borrow confidently from HFC 920 01:38:38,407 --> 01:38:43,033 Quilty can't be here in our studio because he's in Wace, Texas tonight... 921 01:38:43,200 --> 01:38:46,199 working on the premiere of his brand-new play. 922 01:38:46,366 --> 01:38:49,199 But I want to welcome his writing partner... 923 01:38:49,366 --> 01:38:52,491 the lovely and talented Miss Vivian Darkbloom. 924 01:38:52,658 --> 01:38:54,866 Let's give her a warm Texas welcome. 925 01:39:25,283 --> 01:39:27,449 You've been out. 926 01:39:28,574 --> 01:39:30,574 I just got up. 927 01:39:35,699 --> 01:39:37,699 Don't lie to me. 928 01:39:41,866 --> 01:39:43,866 Well, I did go out for a second. 929 01:39:45,074 --> 01:39:48,866 You were gone so long. I wanted to see if you were coming back. 930 01:40:38,658 --> 01:40:41,616 You tell me who it is! Who is it? 931 01:40:41,784 --> 01:40:44,283 Who is it? Tell me who it is. 932 01:40:46,282 --> 01:40:48,699 You tell me. Who is it? 933 01:40:49,699 --> 01:40:50,699 Who...? 934 01:40:50,783 --> 01:40:53,575 - Tell me. 935 01:40:53,742 --> 01:40:54,826 Please, tell me. 936 01:41:07,033 --> 01:41:08,658 Please tell me. 937 01:41:08,826 --> 01:41:10,825 Please tell me. 938 01:41:22,574 --> 01:41:24,367 Please tell me. 939 01:41:26,534 --> 01:41:28,075 Please! 940 01:41:28,242 --> 01:41:30,075 Please... tell... me! 941 01:41:30,242 --> 01:41:32,241 Please... please... 942 01:41:33,283 --> 01:41:35,283 Please... 943 01:41:35,450 --> 01:41:37,450 tell me! 944 01:41:37,617 --> 01:41:38,825 Please... 945 01:41:38,991 --> 01:41:40,200 please... 946 01:41:40,366 --> 01:41:41,701 please... 947 01:43:28,701 --> 01:43:30,701 I'll show you to room number 29. 948 01:43:30,867 --> 01:43:32,867 It's one of our nicer rooms. 949 01:43:33,034 --> 01:43:36,409 Say, what's wrong with your little daughter? Is she ill? 950 01:43:36,576 --> 01:43:38,993 Oh, no. She's just feeling a bit... 951 01:43:42,951 --> 01:43:44,534 My God, Lo! 952 01:43:44,701 --> 01:43:46,285 Are you all right? 953 01:43:47,284 --> 01:43:49,951 I don't feel... I don't feel very well. 954 01:43:50,784 --> 01:43:52,784 It's a virus. 955 01:43:52,951 --> 01:43:56,034 Nothing serious. I've had 40 cases in two weeks. 956 01:43:56,201 --> 01:43:59,867 - So can I take her home? - We're gonna keep her here overnight. 957 01:44:00,034 --> 01:44:02,201 Keep her hydrated, help her sleep. 958 01:44:13,410 --> 01:44:16,951 Why don't you get some sleep? It won't help if you catch it. 959 01:44:17,118 --> 01:44:19,577 I think I have already. I feel dreadful. 960 01:44:19,742 --> 01:44:21,743 - Maybe I should stay. - Go. 961 01:44:21,909 --> 01:44:23,826 Call us in the morning. 962 01:44:23,993 --> 01:44:26,200 - Here, I'll take those. - Thank you. 963 01:44:56,159 --> 01:44:58,285 Yes, hello. This is Mr Humbert. 964 01:44:58,451 --> 01:45:02,368 I'm calling to see how my... daughter, Dolores Haze, is. 965 01:45:02,534 --> 01:45:04,535 Oh, she's much better. 966 01:45:04,701 --> 01:45:06,993 She was up early. No trace of fever. 967 01:45:07,160 --> 01:45:10,410 And when Uncle Gustave came for her, we signed her out. 968 01:45:12,161 --> 01:45:14,827 Who? Wh... Wh... Who? 969 01:45:14,951 --> 01:45:17,201 Uncle Gustave, Dolores called him. 970 01:45:17,368 --> 01:45:20,993 He had a sweet little dog. He was the nicest man. Had a big smile. 971 01:45:21,160 --> 01:45:22,534 Wait, Ted. 972 01:45:22,702 --> 01:45:26,743 - And you let her go with him? - Oh, yes. He paid the bill in cash. 973 01:45:26,909 --> 01:45:29,111 They said to tell you not to worry, 974 01:45:29,136 --> 01:45:31,766 and they'll be at Grandpa's expecting you. 975 01:45:31,909 --> 01:45:35,576 - Then they went off in that nice Cadillac. 976 01:45:35,743 --> 01:45:37,742 Hello? 977 01:45:55,827 --> 01:45:57,368 Hey! 978 01:45:57,535 --> 01:45:59,202 Hey! 979 01:46:09,076 --> 01:46:10,076 Nurse! 980 01:46:10,201 --> 01:46:12,202 - Where is she? - Who? 981 01:46:12,368 --> 01:46:14,827 Who took her? Somebody took my daughter. 982 01:46:14,994 --> 01:46:17,952 - You need to talk to the doctor. - But who took her? 983 01:46:18,119 --> 01:46:20,286 My daughter was in there last night. 984 01:46:20,452 --> 01:46:22,744 - Who took her away? - Hey, relax, pal! 985 01:46:22,910 --> 01:46:26,369 Don't tell me to relax! I'm looking for my daughter! Doctor! 986 01:46:26,535 --> 01:46:28,243 Doctor! Doctor! 987 01:46:28,410 --> 01:46:30,410 What have you done with her? 988 01:46:30,577 --> 01:46:32,660 Where is she? Where is she? 989 01:46:32,869 --> 01:46:35,578 Tell me where she is! Where is she? 990 01:46:35,744 --> 01:46:38,326 Where has she gone? Where? Where? Where? 991 01:46:40,785 --> 01:46:42,869 You leave me alone, you bastards! 992 01:46:43,035 --> 01:46:44,744 You fucking fiends! 993 01:46:44,909 --> 01:46:46,910 Tell me where she is! 994 01:46:49,160 --> 01:46:51,161 Get me to that man! 995 01:46:53,034 --> 01:46:55,578 I'm just looking for my daughter! 996 01:46:56,744 --> 01:47:00,286 - I said relax! - I want to know where she - 997 01:47:02,243 --> 01:47:04,951 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. 998 01:47:05,119 --> 01:47:06,577 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 999 01:47:06,744 --> 01:47:08,452 Sorry. 1000 01:47:08,619 --> 01:47:10,785 I'm sorry. I'm just a little bit... 1001 01:47:10,952 --> 01:47:14,827 I think I may just have... had a little too much to drink. Sorry. 1002 01:47:14,994 --> 01:47:18,286 I'm very worried about my daughter, you see. 1003 01:47:18,452 --> 01:47:20,910 But she's with her Uncle Gustave. 1004 01:47:21,077 --> 01:47:23,077 So she'll be all right. 1005 01:47:23,244 --> 01:47:25,411 I'm very sorry. Please forgive me. 1006 01:47:25,577 --> 01:47:27,910 She's gone to her... grandpa's farm. 1007 01:47:29,036 --> 01:47:31,119 She'll be absolutely fine there. 1008 01:47:31,286 --> 01:47:33,286 What better place for her? 1009 01:47:33,453 --> 01:47:35,785 I'm... I'm fine. 1010 01:47:35,952 --> 01:47:37,952 Please, I'm sorry. 1011 01:47:38,119 --> 01:47:40,118 So sorry. Thank you very much. 1012 01:47:40,286 --> 01:47:42,285 Sorry... Sorry. 1013 01:47:42,452 --> 01:47:44,452 So sorry. 1014 01:47:59,494 --> 01:48:01,494 I searched all our old haunts... 1015 01:48:01,661 --> 01:48:05,244 and for several months the trail remained warm. 1016 01:48:07,827 --> 01:48:12,202 The thief, the kidnapper, whatever you want to call him... 1017 01:48:12,369 --> 01:48:14,036 he was clever. 1018 01:48:14,201 --> 01:48:16,202 He would disguise his name. 1019 01:48:16,368 --> 01:48:18,910 But I could always tell his handwriting. 1020 01:48:20,411 --> 01:48:22,202 Sir! 1021 01:48:26,453 --> 01:48:28,536 He had very peculiar Ts, Ws and Ls. 1022 01:48:28,703 --> 01:48:31,202 Do you know his name? 1023 01:48:32,785 --> 01:48:34,785 What does he look like? 1024 01:48:37,244 --> 01:48:39,244 - Let me help. - No, please... 1025 01:48:41,244 --> 01:48:43,828 Ladies, I'm sorry. We're trying to find... 1026 01:48:43,994 --> 01:48:47,244 It must be hard for you who already know who it was... 1027 01:48:47,411 --> 01:48:49,661 to understand my mystification. 1028 01:48:58,244 --> 01:49:00,910 Or maybe you think I was imagining things. 1029 01:49:01,077 --> 01:49:02,661 ...my daughter. 1030 01:49:03,953 --> 01:49:08,661 Maybe you think it impossible that there could have been another like me. 1031 01:49:08,828 --> 01:49:13,620 Another mad lover of nymphets following us over the great and ugly plains. 1032 01:49:13,785 --> 01:49:15,994 Well, you are right, of course. 1033 01:49:16,161 --> 01:49:18,161 There was no-one else like me. 1034 01:49:27,411 --> 01:49:29,953 Eventually the trail went cold and dead. 1035 01:49:34,244 --> 01:49:36,912 And I went back to cold, dead Beardsley. 1036 01:50:31,536 --> 01:50:34,412 "Dear Dad, how's everything?" 1037 01:50:35,412 --> 01:50:37,828 "I'm married. I'm going to have a baby." 1038 01:50:40,162 --> 01:50:42,870 "I guess it'll come right around Christmas." 1039 01:50:44,828 --> 01:50:46,953 "This is a hard letter to write." 1040 01:50:47,119 --> 01:50:50,078 "I'm going nuts because we don't have enough... 1041 01:50:50,244 --> 01:50:52,578 to pay our debts and get out of here." 1042 01:50:54,119 --> 01:50:56,870 "Dick has been promised a big job in Alaska." 1043 01:50:59,453 --> 01:51:01,454 "Are you still mad at me?" 1044 01:51:02,662 --> 01:51:07,578 "Please send us a cheque, Dad. We could manage with three or four hundred... 1045 01:51:07,745 --> 01:51:10,120 or even less. Anything is welcome." 1046 01:51:10,912 --> 01:51:14,077 "I have gone through much sadness and hardship." 1047 01:51:14,245 --> 01:51:16,244 "Yours expecting, Dolly." 1048 01:51:17,912 --> 01:51:19,912 "Mrs Richard F... 1049 01:51:22,037 --> 01:51:24,037 Schiller." 1050 01:52:43,371 --> 01:52:45,745 Well! 1051 01:53:16,579 --> 01:53:18,579 Come in. 1052 01:53:31,537 --> 01:53:33,537 You, Molly, stay out. 1053 01:53:33,704 --> 01:53:35,537 Good girl. 1054 01:53:35,704 --> 01:53:38,121 Husband at home? 1055 01:53:38,287 --> 01:53:40,080 Yeah. 1056 01:53:40,246 --> 01:53:43,204 Where do you wanna sit? The rocker or the divan? 1057 01:53:44,287 --> 01:53:46,287 Come sit with me on the divan. 1058 01:53:53,163 --> 01:53:54,746 Is that him? 1059 01:53:56,204 --> 01:53:58,163 Up the ladder? 1060 01:53:58,329 --> 01:54:00,995 You want me to call him in? 1061 01:54:01,913 --> 01:54:03,663 No. 1062 01:54:03,829 --> 01:54:06,496 He's not the one I want. 1063 01:54:08,246 --> 01:54:10,537 He's not the what? 1064 01:54:10,704 --> 01:54:12,828 You know what I mean. 1065 01:54:12,996 --> 01:54:15,204 Where is he? 1066 01:54:15,372 --> 01:54:17,371 Look... 1067 01:54:17,955 --> 01:54:20,731 Dick has nothing to do with all that stuff. 1068 01:54:20,756 --> 01:54:22,521 He thinks you're my father. 1069 01:54:22,663 --> 01:54:24,913 Please don't bring up all that muck. 1070 01:54:26,663 --> 01:54:29,996 - All right, I'll find out myself. - You really don't know? 1071 01:54:37,246 --> 01:54:39,247 My God, Dad, it was Quilty. 1072 01:54:39,412 --> 01:54:41,537 It was Clare Quilty. 1073 01:54:49,663 --> 01:54:51,663 Yes. 1074 01:54:57,163 --> 01:54:59,288 Yes, of course. 1075 01:55:18,330 --> 01:55:20,121 Quilty. 1076 01:55:21,247 --> 01:55:23,246 Yeah. 1077 01:55:25,454 --> 01:55:29,121 He was the only man I was ever really crazy about. 1078 01:55:33,913 --> 01:55:36,121 What about me? 1079 01:56:03,664 --> 01:56:05,663 Where did he take you? 1080 01:56:09,705 --> 01:56:11,956 Just tell me. 1081 01:56:13,163 --> 01:56:15,996 Well, everybody knew he liked little girls. 1082 01:56:16,163 --> 01:56:21,038 He used to film them in his mansion over in Parkington, Pavor Manor. 1083 01:56:23,497 --> 01:56:26,663 But I wasn't gonna do all those things. 1084 01:56:28,164 --> 01:56:30,163 All what things? 1085 01:56:30,330 --> 01:56:32,413 Two girls and two boys or... 1086 01:56:32,580 --> 01:56:34,664 I don't know, three or four men. 1087 01:56:34,830 --> 01:56:37,288 And Vivian was filming the whole thing. 1088 01:56:37,455 --> 01:56:41,288 I said "No, I'm not gonna blow all those beastly boys." 1089 01:56:41,455 --> 01:56:43,580 "I want you." 1090 01:56:46,913 --> 01:56:48,789 So he threw me out. 1091 01:56:58,539 --> 01:57:00,539 I looked and looked at her... 1092 01:57:02,580 --> 01:57:05,872 and I knew, as clearly as I know that I will die... 1093 01:57:06,039 --> 01:57:10,622 that I loved her more than anything I'd ever seen or imagined on earth. 1094 01:57:14,747 --> 01:57:18,705 She was only the dead leaf echo of the nymphet from long ago... 1095 01:57:19,956 --> 01:57:22,331 but I loved her, this Lolita... 1096 01:57:22,497 --> 01:57:25,956 pale and polluted and big with another man's child. 1097 01:57:26,123 --> 01:57:29,289 She could fade and wither. I didn't care. 1098 01:57:31,288 --> 01:57:33,956 I would still go mad with tenderness... 1099 01:57:34,081 --> 01:57:36,080 at the mere sight of her face. 1100 01:57:59,580 --> 01:58:01,580 Lolita... 1101 01:58:03,872 --> 01:58:07,955 From here to that old car that you know so well... 1102 01:58:08,123 --> 01:58:10,372 is a stretch of 25 paces. 1103 01:58:13,164 --> 01:58:15,664 Make those 25 steps... 1104 01:58:15,831 --> 01:58:17,831 with me, now. 1105 01:58:17,997 --> 01:58:22,415 You're saying you'll give us some money if I go to a motel with you? 1106 01:58:22,580 --> 01:58:24,540 No... No! 1107 01:58:24,707 --> 01:58:29,206 I'm saying leave here and come live with me, die with me, everything with me. 1108 01:58:30,372 --> 01:58:32,372 You're crazy. 1109 01:58:32,539 --> 01:58:35,248 If you refuse, you still get the money. 1110 01:58:35,415 --> 01:58:36,831 - Really? - Yeah. 1111 01:58:38,623 --> 01:58:40,622 There. Have it. 1112 01:58:49,623 --> 01:58:51,497 Oh my God. 1113 01:58:51,665 --> 01:58:54,956 You're giving us four thousand bucks? 1114 01:58:58,206 --> 01:58:59,832 - Thank you... - No... 1115 01:58:59,998 --> 01:59:01,998 Don't touch me. 1116 01:59:02,164 --> 01:59:04,164 I'll die if you touch me. 1117 01:59:05,497 --> 01:59:10,206 Just tell me... there's a chance you'll come with me. 1118 01:59:11,998 --> 01:59:13,999 No, honey. 1119 01:59:14,164 --> 01:59:16,498 I'd almost rather go back with Clare. 1120 01:59:19,957 --> 01:59:21,956 Oh... 1121 01:59:22,124 --> 01:59:24,123 I'll go now. 1122 01:59:26,248 --> 01:59:30,581 - Can I call Dick in to say goodbye? - No. I don't want to see him, at all. 1123 01:59:30,748 --> 01:59:33,789 I just want to go. 1124 01:59:43,248 --> 01:59:46,456 Lo, can you ever forget what I've done to you? 1125 01:59:51,623 --> 01:59:53,622 Say goodbye, Molly. 1126 01:59:54,706 --> 01:59:56,707 Say goodbye to my dad. 1127 02:01:03,915 --> 02:01:05,999 Dick! Guess what! 1128 02:01:26,915 --> 02:01:29,249 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... 1129 02:01:29,416 --> 02:01:34,331 I have to say that I regret all I did before that last goodbye in Coalmont. 1130 02:01:36,374 --> 02:01:39,957 But I regret nothing of what came after. 1131 02:03:15,832 --> 02:03:17,832 Now, who are you? 1132 02:03:21,623 --> 02:03:23,708 Are you, by any chance, Brewster? 1133 02:03:30,082 --> 02:03:32,875 You know, you don't look like Jack Brewster. 1134 02:03:33,040 --> 02:03:36,541 I mean, the resemblance is not particularly striking. 1135 02:03:36,708 --> 02:03:41,207 Somebody told me he had a brother with the same phone company. 1136 02:03:41,374 --> 02:03:43,374 I'm neither of the Brewsters. 1137 02:03:50,416 --> 02:03:51,916 Pull over! 1138 02:03:53,000 --> 02:03:54,499 Pull over! 1139 02:03:57,708 --> 02:04:00,124 Do you recall a little girl named... 1140 02:04:01,958 --> 02:04:03,750 Dolores Haze? 1141 02:04:07,958 --> 02:04:10,374 You see, I'm her father. 1142 02:04:11,750 --> 02:04:13,249 Nonsense. 1143 02:04:13,416 --> 02:04:16,874 You're a foreigner. You're an agent of a foreign power. 1144 02:04:17,041 --> 02:04:19,124 You're a foreign literary agent. 1145 02:04:19,291 --> 02:04:21,708 She was my daughter. 1146 02:04:21,874 --> 02:04:23,875 She was my child. 1147 02:04:24,041 --> 02:04:26,416 Oh, you know, I adore children myself. 1148 02:04:26,583 --> 02:04:28,583 And fathers... 1149 02:04:28,750 --> 02:04:30,791 I love fathers. 1150 02:04:36,292 --> 02:04:37,292 Sit down! 1151 02:04:38,958 --> 02:04:40,958 Oh. There they are. 1152 02:04:41,125 --> 02:04:43,375 Now we need matches. You got a light? 1153 02:04:43,541 --> 02:04:46,124 Quilty, I want you to concentrate. 1154 02:04:49,499 --> 02:04:51,166 You're about to die. 1155 02:05:01,625 --> 02:05:03,208 Jesus! 1156 02:05:04,583 --> 02:05:08,874 Do you want to be executed standing up or sitting down? 1157 02:05:09,042 --> 02:05:12,458 Just let me think, let me think. It's not an easy question. 1158 02:05:12,626 --> 02:05:15,083 Try to understand what is happening. 1159 02:05:15,250 --> 02:05:16,083 I... I... 1160 02:05:16,250 --> 02:05:19,626 - Remember Dolores Haze. - I'm willing... 1161 02:05:19,791 --> 02:05:23,125 I'm willing to try. I am. Just... 1162 02:05:23,292 --> 02:05:24,958 OK. Listen. 1163 02:05:25,124 --> 02:05:27,125 I made a mistake, which I regret... 1164 02:05:27,291 --> 02:05:29,208 sincerely. 1165 02:05:29,375 --> 02:05:32,060 I couldn't have any fun with your Dolly. 1166 02:05:32,085 --> 02:05:34,899 I'm practically impotent is the sad truth. 1167 02:05:35,042 --> 02:05:39,750 But she had a swell vacation, met some remarkable people. Hey, do you know - 1168 02:05:54,458 --> 02:05:55,917 Stay still! 1169 02:05:57,625 --> 02:05:59,584 Oh, God... 1170 02:06:00,416 --> 02:06:02,417 You cheated me. 1171 02:06:05,042 --> 02:06:07,042 You cheated me of my redemption. 1172 02:06:09,541 --> 02:06:13,208 - You have to die. - I don't know what you're talking about. 1173 02:06:13,374 --> 02:06:17,208 My memory and my eloquence are not at their best today. 1174 02:06:17,375 --> 02:06:21,708 But really, you have to admit you were never an ideal stepfather. 1175 02:06:24,042 --> 02:06:26,499 I did not force your protégée to join me. 1176 02:06:26,667 --> 02:06:29,666 It was she who made me remove her to a happier home. 1177 02:06:29,833 --> 02:06:32,125 Look around you. See? 1178 02:06:32,291 --> 02:06:34,292 You see this house? 1179 02:06:34,458 --> 02:06:37,234 It's very cool in the summer. Comfortable. 1180 02:06:37,259 --> 02:06:39,066 I suggest that you move in? 1181 02:06:41,876 --> 02:06:44,083 I think you'll be happy here. 1182 02:06:45,167 --> 02:06:47,167 You can use my wardrobe. 1183 02:06:48,125 --> 02:06:51,292 We have the most reliable and bribable charwoman. 1184 02:06:51,459 --> 02:06:53,918 "Cleaning lady" is the American term. 1185 02:06:54,083 --> 02:06:57,667 She has not only daughters, she has granddaughters. 1186 02:06:57,833 --> 02:07:01,125 And I know a thing or two about the chief of police... 1187 02:07:01,292 --> 02:07:03,334 that makes him my slave. 1188 02:07:03,501 --> 02:07:05,584 My slave. Drop the gun. 1189 02:07:05,751 --> 02:07:08,250 And here's another thing... Drop the gun. 1190 02:07:08,417 --> 02:07:12,292 I have, upstairs, the most unique collection of erotica. 1191 02:07:12,459 --> 02:07:13,834 Drop the gun. Drop the gun. 1192 02:07:14,000 --> 02:07:18,125 Also, moreover, I can arrange for you to attend executions. 1193 02:07:18,293 --> 02:07:21,292 Not everybody knows the chair is painted yellow. 1194 02:07:23,791 --> 02:07:25,167 Somebody help! 1195 02:08:33,417 --> 02:08:35,417 That hurts, sir. 1196 02:08:35,584 --> 02:08:38,167 That hurts atrociously, my dear fellow. 1197 02:08:48,834 --> 02:08:50,834 God... 1198 02:08:51,000 --> 02:08:54,085 You should not continue in this fashion, really. 1199 02:09:24,751 --> 02:09:26,543 Get out! 1200 02:09:26,710 --> 02:09:28,376 Get out of here! 1201 02:11:37,627 --> 02:11:41,002 What I heard then was the melody of children at play. 1202 02:11:41,168 --> 02:11:43,169 Nothing but that. 1203 02:11:45,543 --> 02:11:48,710 And I knew that the hopelessly poignant thing... 1204 02:11:48,877 --> 02:11:51,710 was not Lolita's absence from my side... 1205 02:11:53,378 --> 02:11:56,418 but the absence of her voice from that chorus. 1206 02:16:16,586 --> 02:16:19,545 ♪ When I was a kid about half past three 1207 02:16:19,712 --> 02:16:22,045 ♪ My ma said "Daughter, come here to me" 1208 02:16:22,212 --> 02:16:25,170 ♪ Says "Things may come and things may go" 1209 02:16:25,337 --> 02:16:27,878 ♪ "But this is one thing you ought to know" 1210 02:16:28,045 --> 02:16:31,296 ♪ "Oh, t'ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it" 1211 02:16:31,461 --> 02:16:34,546 ♪ "T'ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it" 1212 02:16:34,712 --> 02:16:37,254 ♪ "T'ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it" 1213 02:16:37,420 --> 02:16:39,421 ♪ "That's what gets results" 1214 02:16:45,670 --> 02:16:48,336 ♪ You've learned your ABCs 1215 02:16:48,461 --> 02:16:51,004 ♪ You've learned your DFGs 1216 02:16:51,170 --> 02:16:55,254 ♪ But this is something you don't learn in school 1217 02:16:57,087 --> 02:16:59,795 ♪ So get your hip boots on 1218 02:16:59,962 --> 02:17:02,296 ♪ And then you'll carry on 1219 02:17:02,461 --> 02:17:05,296 ♪ But remember, if you try too hard 1220 02:17:05,462 --> 02:17:07,462 ♪ It don't mean a thing 1221 02:17:07,629 --> 02:17:08,796 Take it easy! 1222 02:17:08,962 --> 02:17:11,379 ♪ T'ain't what you make, it's the way that you make it 1223 02:17:11,545 --> 02:17:14,253 ♪ T'ain't what you snake, it's the way that you snake it 1224 02:17:14,421 --> 02:17:17,129 - ♪ T'ain't what you sing - ♪ It's the way that you sing it 1225 02:17:17,296 --> 02:17:19,837 - ♪ That's what gets results - ♪ Bip ba di di do do 1226 02:17:20,004 --> 02:17:22,671 ♪ T'ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it 1227 02:17:22,838 --> 02:17:25,421 ♪ T'ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it 1228 02:17:25,588 --> 02:17:28,296 ♪ T'ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it 1229 02:17:28,462 --> 02:17:31,254 ♪ That's what gets results, rebop 89028