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Numbers?
Pressure's dropping, 70/40.
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Losing blood.
Put her on bypass.
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Heparin in?
All right, we're going on.
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Clamps are off.
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Come on. There we go. Full flow?
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- Scissors. Pickups.
Rate is dropping.
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Wait a minute.
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Hold on a sec.
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This heart's been broken.
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It's been destroyed.
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- Awful.
- Terrible.
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I can't fix that. Waste can.
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I've been down this road
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Home Again
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Walking the line
That's painted by pride
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And I have made mistakes in my life
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That I just can't hide
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Oh, I believe I am ready
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For what love has to bring
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I got myself together
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Yeah, now I'm ready to sing
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I've been searching my soul tonight
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I know there's so much more to life
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Now I know I can shine a light
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To find my way back home
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Oh, baby, yeah
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Oh, yeah
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- It was a dream, Ally.
- Dreams mean something.
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Plus at dinner, something happened.
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What do you mean?
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Well, it was at one point so...
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...romantic.
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The waiter brings this cobbler.
As I'm eating it...
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...his face fell a little.
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Either he doesn't
like the way I chew...
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...or something just happened.
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It didn't happen?
- The dessert was at the wrong table.
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- What?
- Yes.
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A table where the man was
breaking up with his girlfriend.
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As wrong tables go,
this was a good one.
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So, now what?
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Maybe it was an omen.
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What omen? It was a stupid waiter.
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You don't find omens in waiters.
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Propose again, the old-fashioned way.
The dessert was corny.
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- It was your idea.
- You're a corny couple.
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Really. Ally and Larry?
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That's the way couples like you
do it. That or skydiving.
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My chute's in the cleaner.
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Just ask her straight out.
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Look in her eyes and say:
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"Let's do this for the rest
of our lives. "
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Doesn't get more romantic. And no
berry goo to get off the ring.
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- You okay?
- I'm a big believer in omens...
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...and my track record...
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There's no such thing as an omen.
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- Hey, Larry.
- Helena. Corretta?
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Helena Fisher.
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Uh-huh.
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Hi.
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She's my ex-wife.
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Is she?
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You free for lunch?
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- No!
- Sure.
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You didn't have to fly here
for some advice.
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My wisdom in person
is tough to take.
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Plus, you seemed pretty upset.
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Well, if these pictures
get published...
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- Again, how...
- They were supposed to be...
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Sometimes when you do love scenes
they need to see how you photograph.
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I was told it'd be good to...
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Well, my roommate is an actress,
and she did it too, so...
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I don't know.
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Maximum wants to publish them?
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If my father sees pictures
of me naked, Richard?
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It says the photographer has the rights
and is free to publish them.
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I never read that. He said it was
a standard release form.
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My grandparents are all alive.
One's weak. This would kill him.
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Okay. May I see
the pictures in question?
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Oh, absolutely not.
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If I'm gonna try to stop this, I need
to know what I'm talking about.
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- I've seen naked women before.
- You've never seen me.
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I'm your attorney on this.
I'll view them as your attorney.
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Well. First...
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Oh, may I say, you have nothing
to be ashamed of here.
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- Richard!
- Artful. They don't show George W...
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- "George W."?
- Never mind.
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They are tasteful, Jane.
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- My breasts show. If my father...
- I'm...
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...sees it...
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- They'll be published?
- Soon.
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I'll schedule an immediate
conjunction hearing.
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I'll declare them unconstitutional.
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Maybe we'll scare them
with a threat of punitory damages.
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I'll call my partner, John Cage.
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See if there's anything
I haven't thought of.
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It's called an injunction,
not conjunction.
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You can't move to suppress.
That's a criminal motion.
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If you march into court
threatening "punitory"...
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...you've lost before you've begun.
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You shouldn't practice law
without adult supervision.
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She sounded like she was in a panic.
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She was in distress.
Can I claim that?
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Oh, yes, bring a punitory
injunction for emotional distress.
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It's a contract case, Richard.
Did she sign it?
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- Yes. Is that good?
- No!
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Don't yell.
Give me some good law stuff.
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Oh. Oh, my. Gotta go.
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Richard. You are?
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- Nicole.
- My roommate.
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Oh, the roommate.
You also did naked photographs?
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- Yeah.
- Show up in a magazine?
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- No.
- Really? I mean, that's excellent.
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All right. Jane?
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I'm gonna schedule a meeting
with their attorney.
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Nicole, I'd like you to be there too.
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If we don't get satisfaction,
let's go to court.
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You don't have to do this.
I just wanted some guidance.
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Well, I'm here, and when in L.A.
Practice law. Right, Nicole?
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- He's funny.
- I told you.
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- But he's old.
- Shut up.
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What?
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- What was that?
- You saw that?
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- Yeah.
- I lost Barry...
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...because I didn't access him a lot.
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Because of the time,
with my full days.
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So I conjure him up at fast speeds.
Did you want something?
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No, no, I just...
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I just came by to say hi.
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- What's wrong?
- Nothing.
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It's just probably one
of those blue moods that I get.
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- Specifically?
- Work's been a little tedious.
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- Specifically?
- I'm tired.
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- And?
- He'll dump me.
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- What?
- He's been acting a little...
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...differently, odd.
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He took me out for this romantic date.
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Sound the alarm.
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Men do that to manufacture
feelings they've lost.
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And at the end of the night he was
somber, like the plan didn't work.
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I can feel that something's up.
He just canceled lunch.
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No, I feel that something is up.
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Look, come on. I'm free for lunch.
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First of all...
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...you can't condemn
marriage because of us.
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Why not?
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Afraid?
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- Want a list?
- I'll take a list.
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That it's arbitrary.
That it is temporary.
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That it's never fiduciary.
With kids, add that it be exemplary.
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Something without "ary. "
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That you can't say anything
without being corrected.
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That's about me.
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And that when a ring ends up
in the wrong cobbler...
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...somebody somewhere is trying
to tell you something.
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- Would you bring me whipped cream?
- Sure.
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You showing up, that's not an omen?
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Not when you call me last night
and ask me to come by.
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Remember what you'd do to me
when I'd get depressed?
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Vaguely.
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You'd say, "Hey, the whipped cream
is right at the end of your nose. "
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Excellent. I feel better.
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- I don't want ice cream.
- Sugar high.
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Larry brought me here.
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They have amazing sundaes.
You will make room.
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- Okay.
- We can split one.
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How about pizza?
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Hey, Larry.
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Ally, hi. This is Helena.
Helena, Ally.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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- Watching our cholesterol?
- She's my ex-wife.
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- Hey, John.
- Hey.
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Your ex-wife? Oh.
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Well, what are you talking about
over ice cream?
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Uh, well, um...
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- Nothing.
- Nothing.
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Nothing over ice cream. Great!
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Maybe you can talk under it.
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Are you done? Good.
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Oh, this will warm you up.
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Oh, man!
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- Oh, one minute.
- Take your time.
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There we go. Okay. Come on, John.
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Bye now.
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- She seems nice.
- She's a sweetheart.
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I hate goodbyes.
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It'd be better
if I skip ahead to the...
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Okay.
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Your dream where I left with a note?
That'd be what I'd do.
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- Larry...
- I can't handle goodbyes.
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Bear with me on this.
Just know that I...
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...love you and I'll be back.
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Okay.
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And I'll swing by on the way,
real quick, and then...
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I won't say goodbye, I'll...
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- Leave a note.
- Yeah.
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- The ex-wife?
- Yes.
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- What were they doing?
- They certainly weren't at odds.
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Sorry to call. She won't let me in.
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- Ally!
Just go away, please.
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- Come on. Honey? Let me in.
- No.
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Going to work.
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- You didn't talk to her?
- I didn't have a chance.
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You have to talk!
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I plan to. But perhaps I'd
do it without hot-fudge hair.
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Nuts. I hate when they
put nuts on it.
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Another omen.
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Oh, enough with the stupid omens!
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It's good when a woman
dumps ice cream on your head.
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It means she loves you. I said
not to lunch with your ex-wife.
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Be grateful you didn't have soup.
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Whipped cream on the nose? Sounds
like you deserved it, fudgehead.
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- Corretta...
- Go talk to her.
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Contract is a contract.
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Except when it's not. Fishism.
Can I call you Hank?
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It isn't my name. It's Henson.
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Why not call me by my last name?
It's Line.
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About as easy to remember
as the requirements for a contract:
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Agreement, consideration,
and signature.
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- All of which we have here.
- She didn't know what she signed.
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The very point of a signature
is to presume intent of agreement.
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Don't talk like I never
went to school.
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- Did you?
- Off and on.
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Take off your shirt.
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- What?
- Her roommate.
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She posed for the same guy,
same release.
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Now, I ask you...
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- Ask me what?
- Lf she was never put in Maximum...
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...what expectations did she
have of being published?
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She didn't know what she was signing.
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Look at her.
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This is your argument?
Her friend wasn't put into Maximum...
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Please, Mr. Line,
my father will disown me.
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Young lady, the reason these...
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Please clothe yourself.
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Photographers take pictures hoping
that we pay for publishing rights.
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- I didn't know.
- Have a heart.
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What was your school? "Have a heart"?
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What school made you
extinguish yours?
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I have a conscience that will be
tested when I bill my client for this.
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Nice meeting you.
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And, of course, you too, Nicole.
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You make a big mountain
out of the smallest molehill.
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So he had dessert with her.
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Coupled with feeling something's up...
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...and that she
dabbed his nose in sex cream.
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- Whipped cream?
- It was sexual. You saw it.
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Couple that with
his very strange behavior.
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00:17:35,306 --> 00:17:36,580
- Tripled.
- What?
250
00:17:36,826 --> 00:17:40,421
You can't couple three things.
Ice cream, whipped cream...
251
00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:44,062
...his behavior. That's three.
It's tripled.
252
00:17:45,266 --> 00:17:49,179
- Quadrupled with him canceling lunch.
- Why not talk to him?
253
00:17:49,386 --> 00:17:52,059
Why? So, what?
So that he can lie and...
254
00:17:52,306 --> 00:17:53,785
- He won't.
- He cheated.
255
00:17:53,986 --> 00:17:57,456
- He didn't cheat.
- He canceled lunch to get creamed.
256
00:17:58,506 --> 00:18:00,657
- Ally.
- No, I don't trust him.
257
00:18:00,907 --> 00:18:04,024
If I trusted him
none of this would bother me.
258
00:18:04,227 --> 00:18:07,856
- I think you need to talk to him.
- Well, I did.
259
00:18:08,107 --> 00:18:10,302
I called him 20 minutes ago.
260
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:12,299
Okay. How did it go?
261
00:18:12,507 --> 00:18:13,860
Not well.
262
00:18:16,347 --> 00:18:17,666
I broke up with him.
263
00:18:24,907 --> 00:18:28,980
It wasn't your fault.
I signed the contracts.
264
00:18:29,227 --> 00:18:31,263
You did the best you could.
265
00:18:31,507 --> 00:18:33,897
- Wasn't he good?
- He was funny.
266
00:18:34,108 --> 00:18:37,066
You know what?
We need to hustle tonight.
267
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,421
You should see him.
268
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:40,857
I bet he's funny.
269
00:18:41,108 --> 00:18:44,464
I'm a better business man
than I am an attorney.
270
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:47,268
Others do the legal work.
I get the money.
271
00:18:47,508 --> 00:18:48,623
That sounds smart.
272
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:52,377
I have a motion scheduled.
Let's take one last shot.
273
00:18:53,228 --> 00:18:57,016
- Do I take my shirt off again?
- We'll save that for appeal.
274
00:18:58,628 --> 00:19:00,061
He's funny.
275
00:19:06,189 --> 00:19:09,261
- Why did she dump you?
- She thinks I lie!
276
00:19:09,509 --> 00:19:11,465
- That's a man thing.
- What?
277
00:19:11,709 --> 00:19:14,667
All men lie and cheat.
You take it personal?
278
00:19:14,909 --> 00:19:17,867
Is this the counsel
you give your clients?
279
00:19:18,109 --> 00:19:22,944
Women are insecure about infidelity.
Most of them have been cheated on.
280
00:19:23,149 --> 00:19:28,098
Statistically, most husbands stray.
Men don't like to lose control.
281
00:19:28,349 --> 00:19:32,308
When two people are about
to marry, those fears rise up.
282
00:19:32,549 --> 00:19:35,586
That's what's going on here,
and that's all.
283
00:19:36,229 --> 00:19:38,903
She doesn't know
anything about marriage.
284
00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:43,582
Okay. True. Well...
285
00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:48,381
I have an ex-girlfriend and I have
an ex-wife I'm still close with.
286
00:19:48,630 --> 00:19:51,986
These women, however much I failed,
are in my life.
287
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:55,660
That's not gonna work for Ally.
Not now.
288
00:19:55,910 --> 00:19:57,309
Or probably ever.
289
00:19:59,510 --> 00:20:02,866
Know what, Larry?
You're sounding like a loser.
290
00:20:03,110 --> 00:20:06,785
You'd be wrong. On relationships,
I'm a two-time loser.
291
00:20:09,230 --> 00:20:11,665
Maybe I'm afraid of strike three.
292
00:20:34,871 --> 00:20:37,305
Help you?
I'm looking for Tracy.
293
00:20:37,511 --> 00:20:39,979
She moved to Foxborough.
294
00:20:40,511 --> 00:20:41,739
Foxborough?
295
00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:44,350
She didn't tell me that.
296
00:20:45,432 --> 00:20:46,831
Are you Ally McBeal?
297
00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:50,504
Yes, actually. How did you know that?
298
00:20:51,152 --> 00:20:53,905
She took all her files except one.
299
00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:57,667
Ally McBeal.
Catchy theme song. I'm Larry Paul.
300
00:21:02,352 --> 00:21:03,865
What are you doing?
301
00:21:04,592 --> 00:21:06,389
Uh, oh, um...
302
00:21:07,472 --> 00:21:08,871
Thinking.
303
00:21:10,112 --> 00:21:13,070
I knew the first time
I ever met him...
304
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,707
...that he would make or break me.
305
00:21:17,713 --> 00:21:19,704
No man is capable of that.
306
00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:22,502
You know that.
307
00:21:22,713 --> 00:21:23,828
No, you're right.
308
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:30,987
Whenever you'd get like this,
we'd always have ice cream.
309
00:21:33,033 --> 00:21:35,342
But under the circumstances...
310
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:39,864
Under the circumstances
I'm gonna go to work.
311
00:21:48,954 --> 00:21:50,512
- Broke up?
- That's the rumor.
312
00:21:50,754 --> 00:21:52,107
How awful.
313
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:53,753
He never got over me.
314
00:21:53,954 --> 00:21:56,309
- Over you?
- We had a date.
315
00:21:56,554 --> 00:21:58,863
Men want her if they can't have me.
316
00:21:59,114 --> 00:22:02,663
Yes, I keep forgetting
what fantasies you both are.
317
00:22:11,034 --> 00:22:12,069
What?
318
00:22:20,635 --> 00:22:24,150
Is she devastated?
Is there anything I can do?
319
00:22:24,755 --> 00:22:27,064
Just knowing you're there, Ling.
320
00:22:31,075 --> 00:22:34,226
Hello? What do you mean,
going into court?
321
00:22:34,435 --> 00:22:35,993
I got it all, John.
322
00:22:36,235 --> 00:22:39,830
I've got an ear piece,
and the mike fits on my lapel.
323
00:22:40,035 --> 00:22:43,107
Well, don't be ridiculous, Richard.
324
00:22:43,355 --> 00:22:46,028
I can't argue your case
over the phone.
325
00:22:46,235 --> 00:22:49,068
No, you don't.
You feed me the arguments.
326
00:22:49,315 --> 00:22:51,670
Just like that show. What was it?
327
00:22:51,875 --> 00:22:54,390
Cyrano de Burger King. Whatever.
328
00:22:54,636 --> 00:22:56,194
Get another lawyer.
329
00:22:56,436 --> 00:22:58,586
Jane wants me. Just a motion.
330
00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:01,794
You'll hear the lawyer,
tell me what to say.
331
00:23:02,036 --> 00:23:03,788
If I win I might get sex.
332
00:23:04,036 --> 00:23:06,391
Is that right?
Or am I overstating?
333
00:23:06,596 --> 00:23:08,587
- You might.
- Do you hear that?
334
00:23:08,836 --> 00:23:10,269
We're a team.
335
00:23:10,516 --> 00:23:12,188
- Richard.
- Bad connection.
336
00:23:12,436 --> 00:23:13,710
I'll call back.
337
00:23:15,556 --> 00:23:17,274
Yeah, he loves the idea.
338
00:23:20,076 --> 00:23:22,590
- What?
- You really are so sweet.
339
00:23:22,876 --> 00:23:23,831
Oh...
340
00:23:24,756 --> 00:23:26,270
I wish I could pay you.
341
00:23:26,477 --> 00:23:30,072
Are you kidding?
Seeing those pictures was enough.
342
00:23:30,317 --> 00:23:33,389
Yeah, well, if my father sees them...
343
00:23:33,637 --> 00:23:38,506
When I said I was going to L.A., he
said I'd end up compromising myself.
344
00:23:39,077 --> 00:23:40,795
- Look...
- The truth is...
345
00:23:40,997 --> 00:23:43,272
...I shouldn't be here, Richard.
346
00:23:43,477 --> 00:23:46,071
I'm not a good actress. Not yet.
347
00:23:46,317 --> 00:23:50,674
I should be doing theater in Ohio,
getting more training.
348
00:23:50,917 --> 00:23:53,431
I'm sure you're an excellent actress.
349
00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:02,027
Are all Boston men as sweet as you?
350
00:24:03,278 --> 00:24:05,109
No. I would be unique.
351
00:24:19,558 --> 00:24:21,947
- We should go to court.
- Okay.
352
00:24:22,158 --> 00:24:24,274
Okay. Yeah.
353
00:24:28,198 --> 00:24:29,996
Hello?
- Hi, Mom.
354
00:24:30,239 --> 00:24:35,029
- Ally, something's wrong.
- No, I am just calling to say hi.
355
00:24:35,239 --> 00:24:36,877
- Sure?
- Everything's fine.
356
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:41,271
Larry is... He's fine.
Everything is... No, how is Daddy?
357
00:24:41,519 --> 00:24:45,068
- Ally, something's wrong.
- No! No.
358
00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:50,393
Okay, maybe I'm a little tired,
but I was really just thinking of you.
359
00:24:50,639 --> 00:24:54,348
I was! No, why does there
have to be something wrong?
360
00:24:54,559 --> 00:24:58,268
This is why kids don't call.
They get the third degree.
361
00:24:58,479 --> 00:25:00,356
Next time I'll write.
362
00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:01,748
Ally...
363
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,595
- He here?
- Conference room.
364
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,476
- How's he doing?
- They broke up.
365
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:21,710
Corretta, could you go out for coffee?
Give me a minute?
366
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:28,271
Sure. Maybe I can bring you back
some ice cream.
367
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:36,277
You're ready to propose, now you
two are not right for each other?
368
00:25:36,481 --> 00:25:39,553
- That's right.
- You have to recognize how...
369
00:25:39,761 --> 00:25:42,958
I don't need you charging in
with your two cents.
370
00:25:43,201 --> 00:25:47,194
Perhaps then you shouldn't
have called for my two cents.
371
00:25:47,441 --> 00:25:49,159
Lesson learned. Thanks...
372
00:25:49,361 --> 00:25:51,955
You go from marriage to busting up?
373
00:25:52,161 --> 00:25:54,197
- That's A to B?
- Yes.
374
00:25:54,401 --> 00:25:55,880
Isn't that a bit crazy?
375
00:25:56,081 --> 00:25:57,992
Yes, it's crazy, it's insane.
376
00:25:58,241 --> 00:26:01,358
The idea of me proposing was insane.
377
00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:06,191
And it's in these acts of insanity
you get vivid hits of clarity.
378
00:26:06,401 --> 00:26:09,394
The sanest people are
on the brink of nut-hood.
379
00:26:09,602 --> 00:26:12,719
And I had my ticket
stub to the rubber room.
380
00:26:12,922 --> 00:26:16,358
Six pockets in the table
that mark the difference...
381
00:26:16,562 --> 00:26:19,030
...between a gentleman and a bum!
382
00:26:19,282 --> 00:26:23,560
It starts with B, which rhymes with P,
and that rhymes with me and that...
383
00:26:29,802 --> 00:26:31,554
It's not her, it's me.
384
00:26:35,242 --> 00:26:36,561
Okay.
385
00:26:37,202 --> 00:26:38,191
It's you.
386
00:26:39,242 --> 00:26:45,193
Given that you're on the precipice
of clarity with your ticket stub...
387
00:26:45,443 --> 00:26:48,833
...how's life so far without her?
388
00:26:59,923 --> 00:27:03,154
- What are you doing?
- I'm about to argue a motion.
389
00:27:03,363 --> 00:27:04,796
- Here?
- In California.
390
00:27:05,043 --> 00:27:08,513
It's a long story.
So if you'd please excuse...
391
00:27:08,723 --> 00:27:10,156
How can you argue...
392
00:27:10,403 --> 00:27:13,601
3217, Wilco versus Maximum Publishing.
393
00:27:13,804 --> 00:27:18,798
Richard Fish for Jane Wilco. We seek
an order to prohibit the defendant...
394
00:27:19,004 --> 00:27:20,960
...from exploiting pictures.
395
00:27:21,164 --> 00:27:23,917
Nothing unlawful here.
We have a contract.
396
00:27:24,124 --> 00:27:26,160
Permit me to finish, Mr. Line.
397
00:27:26,364 --> 00:27:29,322
Any contract presumes
a meeting of minds.
398
00:27:29,524 --> 00:27:32,641
My client had no idea
what she was signing.
399
00:27:32,844 --> 00:27:34,596
We require signatures...
400
00:27:34,804 --> 00:27:38,399
To create a presumed agreement.
But it's rebuttable.
401
00:27:38,604 --> 00:27:41,641
I have my client's
declaration to refute that.
402
00:27:41,844 --> 00:27:45,599
She understood what she signed
there but not here?
403
00:27:45,805 --> 00:27:47,204
Who is this putz?
404
00:27:47,405 --> 00:27:49,680
- Who is this putz?
- Richard!
405
00:27:50,805 --> 00:27:52,477
- Bygones.
The reason for...
406
00:27:52,725 --> 00:27:56,001
...signed contracts
is to avoid this debate.
407
00:27:56,245 --> 00:27:58,395
What did the party intend?
408
00:27:58,605 --> 00:28:00,675
A good point. Let me think.
409
00:28:02,645 --> 00:28:04,954
Can you nose whistle? Buy me time.
410
00:28:06,765 --> 00:28:10,678
Your Honor, Martin Luther King
once said, "I have a dream. "
411
00:28:10,885 --> 00:28:13,240
He climbed a mountain with Lincoln.
412
00:28:13,445 --> 00:28:15,959
And Teddy Roosevelt had a big stick.
413
00:28:16,205 --> 00:28:19,835
- Oh, balls.
- What relevance does that have?
414
00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:23,363
Absolutely none.
About as much relevance as...
415
00:28:23,606 --> 00:28:27,201
...counsel's repeated
references to contract law.
416
00:28:27,406 --> 00:28:31,319
We don't have a standard contract,
this should be decided...
417
00:28:31,526 --> 00:28:35,565
...on a case-by-case basis.
Consider the merits of this case.
418
00:28:35,766 --> 00:28:38,758
We have a magazine
up against Jane Wilco...
419
00:28:39,006 --> 00:28:42,396
Hi.
- Who are you?
420
00:28:42,606 --> 00:28:44,358
- Who are you?
- Who am I?
421
00:28:45,326 --> 00:28:48,204
I'm naked right now.
What are you wearing?
422
00:28:48,446 --> 00:28:51,359
- Could you get off?
- Don't you like girls?
423
00:28:51,607 --> 00:28:53,837
Fond of naked women, I assure you.
424
00:28:54,047 --> 00:28:56,277
But, hello? Earth to John, hello?
425
00:28:56,767 --> 00:29:01,124
We've been cut off.
Oh, my God, he's on his own.
426
00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:04,284
Mr. Fish, are you all right?
427
00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:10,199
Well...
428
00:29:12,327 --> 00:29:14,761
I'm a little lost, truth be told.
429
00:29:14,967 --> 00:29:17,083
Like I said, I'm fond of naked...
430
00:29:17,287 --> 00:29:21,963
...women, but it should be her right
as to whether she gets naked.
431
00:29:22,207 --> 00:29:25,644
Jane Wilco did not agree
to a magazine publication.
432
00:29:25,848 --> 00:29:28,601
But Mr. Fish,
there is a contract here.
433
00:29:28,808 --> 00:29:31,276
When you park your car in a garage...
434
00:29:31,488 --> 00:29:35,322
...you get a ticket with
legal language and disclaimers.
435
00:29:35,528 --> 00:29:38,964
At a ball game, there's
liability stuff on the stub.
436
00:29:39,208 --> 00:29:44,282
There's legal language everywhere.
That doesn't mean it's understood.
437
00:29:44,488 --> 00:29:47,878
The Constitution grants us
inalienable rights here.
438
00:29:48,448 --> 00:29:51,121
- Are you a real lawyer?
- Why do you ask?
439
00:29:51,328 --> 00:29:53,080
Why should that matter?
440
00:29:53,288 --> 00:29:56,918
Why should it? A lawyer
should know what a contract is.
441
00:29:57,129 --> 00:30:01,884
He should know that a signed
contract creates vested rights.
442
00:30:02,089 --> 00:30:06,924
To hear you speak, I'd think you're
a layperson who didn't know better.
443
00:30:07,569 --> 00:30:09,560
- Exactly, Your Honor.
- Exactly?
444
00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:13,961
Jane Wilco is simply a layperson
who didn't know any better.
445
00:30:14,369 --> 00:30:17,486
Maximum had legal counsel.
Jane didn't.
446
00:30:17,689 --> 00:30:21,477
The contract is drafted
so the layperson can't get it.
447
00:30:21,969 --> 00:30:25,598
The tenant contract law
is based on is fairness.
448
00:30:25,849 --> 00:30:27,568
Simple fairness.
449
00:30:28,170 --> 00:30:32,209
Her life will be compromised
by the publication of the photos.
450
00:30:34,930 --> 00:30:36,363
How fair is that?
451
00:30:50,610 --> 00:30:55,525
It was just ice cream with Helena.
Nothing more. It should go...
452
00:30:55,730 --> 00:30:58,722
...without saying,
but clearly it doesn't.
453
00:31:00,051 --> 00:31:02,440
It might've gone without saying...
454
00:31:02,851 --> 00:31:07,402
...if you hadn't canceled lunch,
or if you had told me...
455
00:31:07,651 --> 00:31:11,405
...why you were canceling and who for.
456
00:31:11,651 --> 00:31:14,245
Well, the subject matter was you.
457
00:31:15,331 --> 00:31:17,162
The subject was me?
458
00:31:19,971 --> 00:31:23,361
Well, what does she know
about me, Larry?
459
00:31:23,611 --> 00:31:25,010
I've never met her.
460
00:31:25,251 --> 00:31:28,482
Well, the subject
was ostensibly about you.
461
00:31:28,731 --> 00:31:31,882
But I guess I needed to talk about me.
462
00:31:32,852 --> 00:31:33,887
And?
463
00:31:36,852 --> 00:31:38,729
I don't really trust myself.
464
00:31:40,652 --> 00:31:44,167
Look, I failed as a father,
I failed as a husband.
465
00:31:44,412 --> 00:31:48,200
I'd be lying if I said
I understood what makes me fail.
466
00:31:48,452 --> 00:31:50,966
The biggest lie of all...
467
00:31:51,772 --> 00:31:54,366
...would be to say
I'd never fail again.
468
00:32:41,054 --> 00:32:45,093
He's probably just going
through something.
469
00:32:45,334 --> 00:32:48,371
No, he seemed erratic, Renee.
470
00:32:50,134 --> 00:32:51,852
He didn't seem himself.
471
00:32:52,414 --> 00:32:54,689
Well, if he's emotionally...
472
00:32:54,894 --> 00:32:57,966
- He's gone.
- He's not gone.
473
00:33:00,614 --> 00:33:02,093
He leaves notes.
474
00:33:03,014 --> 00:33:05,608
- Sorry?
- He can't deal with goodbyes...
475
00:33:05,854 --> 00:33:07,685
...so he leaves notes.
476
00:33:10,615 --> 00:33:12,571
I'm gonna get a note.
477
00:34:02,576 --> 00:34:05,044
- Hey, lady!
- "Hey, lady," yourself.
478
00:34:05,256 --> 00:34:07,326
- Mom?
- I was on my way to you.
479
00:34:07,536 --> 00:34:08,764
Why?
480
00:34:09,736 --> 00:34:12,773
When everything is that fine,
a mother worries.
481
00:34:15,057 --> 00:34:16,615
What's wrong, honey?
482
00:34:29,697 --> 00:34:31,096
I agree, Mr. Line.
483
00:34:31,657 --> 00:34:35,616
The reason for contracts
is to presume the party's intent.
484
00:34:35,857 --> 00:34:38,815
But she wasn't represented
by counsel...
485
00:34:39,017 --> 00:34:41,770
...and Mr. Fish makes
a good point here.
486
00:34:42,057 --> 00:34:47,085
This contract is legalese, not meant
to be understood by a layperson.
487
00:34:47,338 --> 00:34:51,377
Given the potential for damage,
I'm not holding her to it.
488
00:34:52,218 --> 00:34:54,812
Contract voided. TRO is granted.
489
00:34:56,018 --> 00:34:57,371
Richard?
490
00:34:57,618 --> 00:35:00,416
Great. My winning streak
extended to one.
491
00:35:00,738 --> 00:35:02,808
- How can I ever thank you?
- Sex?
492
00:35:03,618 --> 00:35:05,688
You're no better actor than me.
493
00:35:06,458 --> 00:35:09,211
You didn't fly here
and do this for sex.
494
00:35:09,458 --> 00:35:12,177
You're kind and sweet.
495
00:35:12,378 --> 00:35:13,367
So sex is out?
496
00:35:13,618 --> 00:35:15,927
Tonight we're gonna hustle.
497
00:35:16,138 --> 00:35:18,732
- I'm on the 2:00.
- You just got here.
498
00:35:19,178 --> 00:35:21,215
That's me. In and out, like sex.
499
00:35:21,419 --> 00:35:24,331
You can't just leave.
You did that last time.
500
00:35:25,299 --> 00:35:30,498
Jane, last time it was wise for me
to leave. This time it's necessary.
501
00:35:33,259 --> 00:35:35,978
Ally, you just broke up yesterday.
502
00:35:36,219 --> 00:35:39,768
Let a little time pass
before declaring it final.
503
00:35:39,979 --> 00:35:42,368
It just feels so final.
504
00:35:42,619 --> 00:35:45,611
- Have you decided?
- We're not eating, thanks.
505
00:35:45,859 --> 00:35:48,419
- Something to drink?
- No drinks either.
506
00:35:49,259 --> 00:35:51,614
We're here for the ambience.
507
00:35:54,860 --> 00:35:56,578
I feel so embarrassed.
508
00:35:56,780 --> 00:35:58,771
Why? For loving somebody?
509
00:35:59,020 --> 00:36:00,169
I don't know.
510
00:36:00,420 --> 00:36:04,811
I saw myself pushing a baby carriage
down the street today.
511
00:36:05,060 --> 00:36:08,973
And I thought, well, okay,
sometimes I just crave what...
512
00:36:10,580 --> 00:36:15,335
Remember when I'd stand in front of
the mirror and recite Gloria Steinem?
513
00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:20,411
I used to do that to distract myself
because Billy didn't call me.
514
00:36:22,620 --> 00:36:25,579
"Sex and race, because they're
easy differences...
515
00:36:25,821 --> 00:36:30,178
...have been the way of organizing
human beings into groups. "
516
00:36:30,421 --> 00:36:34,892
I've believed in those words
all my life. So now I feel really...
517
00:36:35,141 --> 00:36:37,780
...embarrassed that I'm so incomplete.
518
00:36:38,341 --> 00:36:41,014
Wanting family
makes you a lesser person?
519
00:36:43,661 --> 00:36:47,973
Not that you've made a habit
of accepting any wisdom from me...
520
00:36:48,901 --> 00:36:50,129
Family's everything.
521
00:36:51,141 --> 00:36:55,214
It's where the strong live,
and it's where they love.
522
00:36:59,822 --> 00:37:02,575
I'm not sure I can live without him.
523
00:37:04,662 --> 00:37:07,381
You're the toughest person
I've ever met.
524
00:37:07,622 --> 00:37:11,012
I hope things work out with Larry.
I really do like him.
525
00:37:11,262 --> 00:37:13,981
Even your father does.
But if they don't...
526
00:37:14,222 --> 00:37:15,780
...you'll go on.
527
00:37:16,022 --> 00:37:17,375
That I know.
528
00:37:19,062 --> 00:37:22,099
If you're not going to eat,
we need the table.
529
00:37:22,302 --> 00:37:26,853
I'll give you the table. Would you
like a chair to start with?
530
00:37:36,663 --> 00:37:38,779
Why don't you take the redeye?
531
00:37:39,023 --> 00:37:42,572
- I could teach you to surf.
- Really? No.
532
00:37:43,863 --> 00:37:46,297
Why are you such a tease?
533
00:37:46,543 --> 00:37:49,580
You promised next time
you'd stay longer.
534
00:37:51,583 --> 00:37:56,452
What's that look? Are you mentally
undressing me? Here are the pictures.
535
00:37:56,663 --> 00:37:59,735
- Were you serious about the theater?
- Why?
536
00:38:00,623 --> 00:38:03,582
Because Boston has theater.
537
00:38:04,784 --> 00:38:08,459
- What are you saying?
- I'd give you a job in my firm.
538
00:38:08,664 --> 00:38:13,499
That way you could support yourself
while taking acting classes.
539
00:38:14,344 --> 00:38:16,778
I'm not about to move in with you.
540
00:38:17,064 --> 00:38:20,022
I'm not asking you to move in with me.
541
00:38:20,224 --> 00:38:24,934
I'm saying Boston's a good theater
town. And you know somebody there.
542
00:38:39,745 --> 00:38:42,623
- Ally? Larry Paul...
- You know...
543
00:38:42,865 --> 00:38:48,064
Elaine, I don't want to hear his name.
And if he calls, I'm not here.
544
00:38:48,385 --> 00:38:51,457
Not now, and not ever.
545
00:38:52,425 --> 00:38:54,859
Well, he just came by to see you.
546
00:38:57,265 --> 00:38:58,584
Oh.
547
00:38:59,145 --> 00:39:01,659
Well, what did he say he wanted?
548
00:39:02,225 --> 00:39:03,624
He dropped off a note.
549
00:39:23,386 --> 00:39:27,982
- Don't you want to open it?
- No, I know what it says.
550
00:40:29,268 --> 00:40:30,257
You stinker!
551
00:40:31,548 --> 00:40:32,537
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