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[SOFT MUSIC]
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The gifted young lady
didn't know what to do.
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Should she fly off to Hollywood
for the big audition?
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Or should she stay in Toledo
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for a high-school production
of "Damn Yankees?"
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So she asked her father.
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And her father replied,
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"What do you think is
the right decision?"
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And she answered...
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ALL: I think I made a commitment...
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So I probably can't break that.
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Yes, children!
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But what about the big audition?
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Why, she taped it herself
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and mailed it off to Los Angeles.
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Eh, it was a long shot.
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But if you don't dream...
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ALL: You'll never know
if your dreams can happen.
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And when Kevin Williamson
from the WB received the tape,
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he knew he had found his star.
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And the tomboy, best-friend role
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of little Joey Potter
on "Dawson's Creek"
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would be played by Toledo's very own
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- Katie Holmes.
- ALL: Yay!
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[RAMONES' "LISTEN TO MY HEART"]
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One, two, three, four!
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♪ Next time, I'll listen to my heart ♪
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♪ Next time, well, I'll be smart ♪
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♪♪
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Good morning, Whitlock,
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and a happy Katie Holmes
Day Eve to you all.
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Tomorrow night the city of Toledo
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will hold the annual
Katie Holmes Day Pageant.
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Please donate any items you
can for the rummage sale.
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All proceeds go to the local orphanage.
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And as always, dream big.
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Katie did.
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Are you sure you want
to give your boys away?
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I think they're worth a bunch.
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So who am I to keep this from happening?
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Oh.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[SIGHS]
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[SIGHS]
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Katie provides. [CHUCKLES]
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[UPBEAT FOLK MUSIC]
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♪♪
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♪ See the Katie, hear her sing ♪
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♪ In every musical, fall and spring ♪
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♪ She had a commitment
she couldn't break ♪
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♪ So she sent a tape ♪
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♪♪
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I can't believe it's
already Katie Holmes Eve.
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I barely slept last night.
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Oh, me neither! I knutted all night.
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Don't you mean knit?
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Yeah, past tense.
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You don't say, "I digged a hole".
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Anyway, I could not sleep.
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And so I knutted for hours.
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And usually when I knut, you
know, I fall straight asleep.
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But I was so excited,
I just knutted again.
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Sounds like me this weekend.
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I don't get it.
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Good morning, everybody.
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Hey, where do I drop
off these donations?
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Oh, I'll take those.
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- Yeah? Great.
- Whoa, "Pieces of April".
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- Nice.
- Oh.
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Very on-brand for our Katie
Holmes Day rummage sale.
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What do you mean... No.
This is a real thing?
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Katie Holmes Day?
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You're t... so all of Toledo
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is just sort of unironically
celebrating an actress
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whose face, you know,
to be quite honest,
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I have trouble remembering?
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She's just like a... like a...
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an adorable white girl with like a...
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you know, just a face and hair and eyes.
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Yeah, that's her.
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Oh, my God. That's right.
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You've been gone 20 years.
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You don't know anything
about Katie Holmes Day.
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It's... it's a celebration
of... of dream and wonder.
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You're gonna hate it.
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Happy Katie Holmes Day Eve, Jack.
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- [ALL CHUCKLING]
- Yeah.
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Listen, I need the keys
to the driver's ed car.
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It's the base for the float
in our Katie Holmes Day parade.
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The student council made a replica
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out of papier-mâché of the Buick
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that Katie drove in high school.
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Well, you know, the
driver's ed car is a Buick,
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so you could just drive that.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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[LAUGHING] That's so funny, Jack.
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Hers was a '94 with a dent in the hood.
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The 2007 Buick
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does not represent
Katie's humble beginnings.
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- [ALL LAUGHING]
- Okay.
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A Holmes on your head.
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- Nope.
- Oh.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Whitlock High?
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It's Mayor Wade CupsofCabbage.
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I'll take it in my office.
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
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Mayor CupsofCabbage. Hey...
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Yes, you... you want me to
be in the... in the pageant?
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[MOUTHING WORDS]
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Yes... yes, it would be an
honor to play Kevin Williamson,
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the man who launched
Katie Holmes's career.
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And I will not let you down this time.
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[PHONE RECEIVER CLATTERS]
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- He's giving me a second chance.
- Yes!
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- What if I choke?
- You can do this, Ralph.
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I believe in you.
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It is just one line. It's ten words.
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"Hello, Katie.
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You are Joey Potter.
Welcome to 'Dawson's Creek'".
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You need to immerse
yourself in this character.
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For the next 24 hours, you're gonna be
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a Hollywood slick hotshot.
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I don't know.
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Unless...
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♪♪
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California Raisin.
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Oh! I've got goose bumps!
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Make me famous, Mr. Producer.
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♪♪
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All right.
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Go ahead and shut all the way up.
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Where's my garbage?
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We're using it as a bucket of fate.
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Yeah, in one bucket,
there's sweet pudding,
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representing a tasty dream come true.
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And in the other, a baby crab...
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its pinchers, a stark reminder
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that chasing your dreams can hurt.
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Got it.
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Sweet chocolate pudding!
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Papa's gonna be a
backup singer for Lizzo!
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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[LAUGHS] Guys.
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Ah, I got to say.
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This holiday is, uh... and
I don't say this lightly...
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bonkers.
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Point, counterpoint, Mr. Griffin,
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it's actually not.
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Yeah.
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At 8:47 tomorrow night,
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you kiss someone on the forehead
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because that's when Katie
had the talk with her wise dad
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which he ended with a forehead kiss.
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Right.
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The entire holiday culminates
in a glorious pageant.
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I've always wanted to play Katie Holmes,
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- and I think this is the year.
- Oh.
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And we make wish lists addressed
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to Katie in Hollywood,
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put them in our shoes,
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and leave them in our front porches.
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And the next morning,
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there's a fresh blueberry
muffin in each shoe.
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So shoe muffins.
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Got it. Yeah.
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And you all do this?
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Oh. Not me.
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I don't celebrate Katie Holmes Day.
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Oh, finally, a sane person.
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My family celebrates Jamie Farr Day.
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My dad says that's Toledo's
original top celebrity.
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So there's also a Klinger
from "MASH" holiday.
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A world without Katie Holmes Day
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is a world I don't want to live in.
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I like the sound of that.
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Tell me more of these traditions.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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♪♪
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- Sorry I'm late.
- Damn, girl.
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- A 55-inch flat screen TV?
- Oh...
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That is gonna bring in so much money.
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Forget porridge.
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Those orphans are about to have some
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- R-r-r-r-regular soup.
- Okay!
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Uh, actually, this is...
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A gift from an angel.
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[EXHALES AWKWARDLY] That is so sweet.
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But it... it's not a big deal.
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- And she's humble.
- Mm.
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Amazing.
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- Mommy Warbucks.
- Mm-hmm.
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A regular Mother Toledo.
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Oh.
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[CACKLING] Yes.
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- Yeah... oh, good.
- _
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- Very good.
- _
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- Yes.
- _
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I'd like to believe you
have a genuine interest
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in this beloved holiday,
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but your maniacal cackling
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has made me fear you're
planning something nefarious.
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Your fears are...
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completely founded.
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Oh, I just thought of another tradition.
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It's the one where people
who don't love the holiday
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just don't participate,
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and let the ones that really
[BLEEP] love it enjoy it.
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Can we swear now?
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- [CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
- Oh, shut up. Shut up.
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- Shut up, everybody. Shut up.
- [PHONE CONTINUES VIBRATING]
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Oh, Mayor CupsofCabbage,
what a pleasant surprise.
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I'm sorry. Come again.
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And a-a third time, 'cause it's insane.
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I see.
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[STRAINING]
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I don't think that's coming off.
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That dumb-ass mayor cast me
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as the lame WB assistant
in the stupid pageant
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for the sixth year in a row.
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Well, to be fair, you do give
off strong assistant vibes.
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Just once I want to be Katie
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and say the big final line.
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It's bullshit.
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That's one A-word, one F-word,
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and one B-S-H word.
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Guys, Marissa's right, all right?
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This holiday is a complete sham.
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Mr. Griffin, is it fair to say
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that you have an especially
large chip on your shoulder
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because a Toledoan from your peer group
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went on to achieve her dreams
and you're, you know, here?
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No, Marcus.
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My problem is that you all believe
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a doe-eyed actress can
make your dreams come true.
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It doesn't work that way. W-w-watch.
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Please, Katie Holmes,
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let me spend five more
minutes with my dead mother.
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[SOFT MUSIC]
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Did she... is she here?
My mother, is she here?
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Oh, she isn't? Yeah... No,
Because it doesn't work.
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Well, give her time.
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She has thousands of homes to visit.
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Marissa...
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we're gonna destroy Katie Holmes Day.
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Holy shit ass dick fart.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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♪♪
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[ENGINE TURNING OVER]
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Let's do this.
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♪♪
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- [SCHOOL BELL RINGING]
- _
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Ralph, the football team
wants real energy drinks.
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They figured out that
Gatorade Clear's just water.
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That's it.
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A football show.
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I can see it now.
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[IMITATING SPOILED DAUGHTER]
Oh, pwetty pwease,
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can I be in your sports show?
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00:10:03,091 --> 00:10:04,325
[NORMAL VOICE] I'm your spoiled daughter
262
00:10:04,327 --> 00:10:05,995
that benefits from your success.
263
00:10:05,997 --> 00:10:08,648
- [IMITATING DAUGHTER] Come on.
- Oh, of course, princess.
264
00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,398
Give me some of that
sugar that Daddy likes.
265
00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,165
Oh. Mwah!
266
00:10:12,167 --> 00:10:15,001
This feels like an HR trap.
267
00:10:15,003 --> 00:10:18,071
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
268
00:10:18,073 --> 00:10:19,906
Oh. For reals?
269
00:10:19,908 --> 00:10:21,452
An old Garfield phone?
270
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,276
Mary, can you believe this?
271
00:10:23,278 --> 00:10:25,311
Uh, I cannot, Stephanie.
272
00:10:25,313 --> 00:10:27,213
Considering this queen right here
273
00:10:27,215 --> 00:10:29,460
just donated a flat screen TV
274
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,351
for the Katie Holmes Day rummage sale.
275
00:10:31,353 --> 00:10:34,120
I think the phone's fun.
276
00:10:34,122 --> 00:10:36,923
Hello, Garfield? Oh,
well, it's me, an orphan.
277
00:10:36,925 --> 00:10:38,892
Oh, you love lasagna? Funny.
278
00:10:38,894 --> 00:10:41,127
I've never had lasagna, and I never will
279
00:10:41,129 --> 00:10:43,029
because we didn't raise any damn money
280
00:10:43,031 --> 00:10:44,431
with your sorry-ass phone.
281
00:10:44,433 --> 00:10:47,434
[ALL LAUGHING]
282
00:10:47,436 --> 00:10:50,403
Oh, and I am encouraged. Who's next?
283
00:10:50,405 --> 00:10:52,072
Do me. Do me!
284
00:10:52,074 --> 00:10:54,072
I brought stained Tupperware. Ooh.
285
00:10:54,074 --> 00:10:55,308
Give it to me.
286
00:10:55,310 --> 00:10:57,488
[IMITATING SPOILED DAUGHTER]
You said I'd be a star.
287
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,179
You lied to me, Daddy.
288
00:10:59,181 --> 00:11:02,048
It was never you. It was these pills!
289
00:11:02,050 --> 00:11:03,183
[SOBBING]
290
00:11:03,185 --> 00:11:05,852
Hey. Can you sign off on payroll?
291
00:11:05,854 --> 00:11:08,088
Intern, you're the star now.
292
00:11:08,090 --> 00:11:10,290
Not sure what this is, but...
293
00:11:10,292 --> 00:11:11,424
I am in.
294
00:11:11,426 --> 00:11:14,361
Step aside, sister.
295
00:11:14,363 --> 00:11:17,430
[OLD-FASHIONED VOICE]
♪ Well, it's a big old trolley ♪
296
00:11:17,432 --> 00:11:19,330
♪ Coming around the bend ♪
297
00:11:19,332 --> 00:11:21,500
And feast your peepers on
something you never had...
298
00:11:21,502 --> 00:11:22,936
talent!
299
00:11:22,938 --> 00:11:24,104
[CACKLES]
300
00:11:24,106 --> 00:11:26,306
Faster. [CACKLING]
301
00:11:26,308 --> 00:11:29,008
- BOTH: Ha ha! Yes.
- [LAUGHTER]
302
00:11:29,010 --> 00:11:30,877
Oh, who we got up next?
303
00:11:30,879 --> 00:11:32,145
[CHUCKLES] I drew this.
304
00:11:32,147 --> 00:11:36,084
It's, uh, Catty Holmes
from "Pawson's Creek".
305
00:11:37,452 --> 00:11:38,985
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
306
00:11:38,987 --> 00:11:42,155
Oh, wow. Dave, we love it.
307
00:11:42,157 --> 00:11:43,957
Yeah? Really?
308
00:11:43,959 --> 00:11:45,992
This is original art. It's really good.
309
00:11:45,994 --> 00:11:47,193
We're gonna frame it
310
00:11:47,195 --> 00:11:48,995
and give it directly to the orphans
311
00:11:48,997 --> 00:11:50,964
and bring a little joy into their lives.
312
00:11:50,966 --> 00:11:52,332
Really?
313
00:11:52,334 --> 00:11:54,968
BOTH: Hell, no! Boom!
314
00:11:54,970 --> 00:11:57,070
[ALL LAUGHING]
315
00:11:57,072 --> 00:11:59,939
And that is our time, all right?
316
00:11:59,941 --> 00:12:01,677
So feel free to join us tomorrow
317
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,043
at the rummage sale
318
00:12:03,045 --> 00:12:05,145
and come and witness the chump change
319
00:12:05,147 --> 00:12:08,248
that your crappy-ass
donations will surely bring in.
320
00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:09,282
- Yeah.
- [LAUGHTER]
321
00:12:09,284 --> 00:12:10,318
Ooh, ooh.
322
00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,986
And stick around for our
first-ever live auction,
323
00:12:12,988 --> 00:12:15,221
where you'll get the
opportunity to make a bid
324
00:12:15,223 --> 00:12:17,390
on the greatest donation of all time.
325
00:12:17,392 --> 00:12:18,958
You know what it is?
326
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:22,062
ALL: This TV right here!
327
00:12:22,064 --> 00:12:24,966
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
328
00:12:27,874 --> 00:12:29,074
Yeah...
329
00:12:29,076 --> 00:12:30,276
No, no, no! No.
330
00:12:30,278 --> 00:12:33,373
Oh, I-I got it. I-I
want to carry it myself.
331
00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:36,009
Uh, for the children.
332
00:12:36,011 --> 00:12:38,945
Okay.
333
00:12:38,947 --> 00:12:41,047
[GROANING] Legs!
334
00:12:41,049 --> 00:12:43,950
[TOM WAITS' "TELEPHONE
CALL FROM ISTANBUL"]
335
00:12:43,952 --> 00:12:47,952
♪♪
336
00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:55,317
♪ I was all night long
on the broken glass ♪
337
00:12:55,319 --> 00:12:57,996
♪ Living in a medicine chest ♪
338
00:12:57,998 --> 00:13:00,500
♪ Mediteromanian hotel back ♪
339
00:13:00,502 --> 00:13:03,169
♪ Sprawled across a roll-top desk ♪
340
00:13:03,171 --> 00:13:05,157
♪ My pet old monkey rode a blade ♪
341
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:07,173
♪ On an overhead fan ♪
342
00:13:07,175 --> 00:13:09,409
♪ They paint the donkey
blue if you pay ♪
343
00:13:09,411 --> 00:13:12,545
♪ I got a telephone call from Istanbul ♪
344
00:13:12,547 --> 00:13:15,181
♪ My baby's coming home today ♪
345
00:13:15,183 --> 00:13:17,350
♪ Will you sell me one of those ♪
346
00:13:17,352 --> 00:13:18,451
♪ If I shave my head? ♪
347
00:13:18,453 --> 00:13:21,454
♪ "Get me out of town"
is what Fireball said ♪
348
00:13:21,456 --> 00:13:24,457
♪ Never trust a man in
a blue trench coat ♪
349
00:13:24,459 --> 00:13:26,426
♪ Never drive a car when you're dead ♪
350
00:13:26,428 --> 00:13:28,395
[CACKLING]
351
00:13:28,397 --> 00:13:31,398
♪ Saturday's a festival,
oh, now Saturday's a gem ♪
352
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,466
[BOTH CACKLING]
353
00:13:33,468 --> 00:13:36,336
♪ Follow me to Beulah's
on Dry Creek Road ♪
354
00:13:36,338 --> 00:13:39,339
♪ I got to wear the hat
that my baby done sewed ♪
355
00:13:39,341 --> 00:13:42,042
♪♪
356
00:13:42,044 --> 00:13:43,778
- [SCHOOL BELL RINGING]
- Good morning, Whitlock.
357
00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:45,478
In honor of Katie Holmes Day,
358
00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:48,448
I am going to climb
in through this window,
359
00:13:48,450 --> 00:13:51,351
just like Katie did on "Dawson's Creek".
360
00:13:51,353 --> 00:13:55,088
So... here we go.
361
00:13:55,090 --> 00:13:58,558
Okay. Oh.
362
00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,593
[GRUNTS]
363
00:14:00,595 --> 00:14:03,563
Okay. Ah.
364
00:14:03,565 --> 00:14:06,232
Ow, my keys! Oh, God.
365
00:14:06,234 --> 00:14:08,234
Okay. Okay.
366
00:14:08,236 --> 00:14:10,537
[GRUNTING]
367
00:14:10,539 --> 00:14:14,107
Oh, my God. [GRUNTS]
368
00:14:14,109 --> 00:14:17,143
Well, I come bearing bad news.
369
00:14:17,145 --> 00:14:20,346
The school's Buick float
for the Katie Day parade
370
00:14:20,348 --> 00:14:22,515
has been stolen.
371
00:14:22,517 --> 00:14:25,552
So, instead, I ask all of you
372
00:14:25,554 --> 00:14:28,799
to walk in the parade arm in arm.
373
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:32,604
Let's make tonight the best
Katie Holmes Day pageant ever!
374
00:14:33,738 --> 00:14:35,873
Well, looks like
someone unwittingly made
375
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,497
the holiday even more heartwarming.
376
00:14:37,499 --> 00:14:40,100
Oh, don't worry. There's
so much more coming.
377
00:14:40,102 --> 00:14:42,630
Last night my shoes were
stolen from my porch.
378
00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:46,373
And lo, not two, but three muffins.
379
00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:47,441
No, no.
380
00:14:47,443 --> 00:14:50,176
No, you said that you put
the wishes in the shoes,
381
00:14:50,178 --> 00:14:52,412
and then Katie turns
the wishes into muffins.
382
00:14:52,414 --> 00:14:54,547
Ergo, no shoes, no muffins.
383
00:14:54,549 --> 00:14:55,893
[DISTANTLY] ♪ See the Katie ♪
384
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,584
♪ Hear her sing ♪
385
00:14:57,586 --> 00:14:59,319
- ♪ And every musical ♪
- Yo.
386
00:14:59,321 --> 00:15:01,254
The jug band's singing a capella.
387
00:15:01,256 --> 00:15:03,289
They sound smooth as hell.
388
00:15:03,291 --> 00:15:06,359
Jug, you know that new sound
you've been looking for?
389
00:15:06,361 --> 00:15:08,328
Well, listen to this.
390
00:15:08,330 --> 00:15:10,096
Another miracle.
391
00:15:10,098 --> 00:15:13,566
Mr. Griffin, may we go bask
in their newfound glory?
392
00:15:13,568 --> 00:15:16,703
Feel free to leave my class
at any time for any reason.
393
00:15:16,705 --> 00:15:20,705
♪♪
394
00:15:22,644 --> 00:15:25,478
We took everything, and the day came.
395
00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:28,415
It came just the same.
396
00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:31,184
I'm gonna have to play WB assistant
397
00:15:31,186 --> 00:15:33,522
and say that stupid
line the rest of my life.
398
00:15:35,323 --> 00:15:37,157
What exactly is your line?
399
00:15:37,159 --> 00:15:39,061
"Mr. Williamson will see you now".
400
00:15:41,329 --> 00:15:45,231
So, if Katie doesn't
meet with Mr. Williamson,
401
00:15:45,233 --> 00:15:48,268
then her dreams don't come true, and...
402
00:15:48,270 --> 00:15:50,203
if her dreams don't come true...
403
00:15:50,205 --> 00:15:53,406
Then there's no Katie Holmes Day.
404
00:15:53,408 --> 00:15:55,742
[LAUGHING WICKEDLY]
405
00:15:55,744 --> 00:15:58,246
Yeah.
406
00:16:00,148 --> 00:16:02,348
Well, hey, now. We
all know why we're here.
407
00:16:02,350 --> 00:16:06,352
Please give it up for
Michelle Patricia Jones
408
00:16:06,354 --> 00:16:08,588
and her donation of...
409
00:16:08,590 --> 00:16:11,291
ALL: This TV right here!
410
00:16:11,293 --> 00:16:14,461
[ALL CHEERING]
411
00:16:14,463 --> 00:16:15,827
[SIGHS] I'm dead.
412
00:16:15,829 --> 00:16:17,630
I'm dead. I'm dead.
413
00:16:17,632 --> 00:16:20,500
We will start the bidding at $500.
414
00:16:20,502 --> 00:16:22,602
Ooh, okay. We have $500.
415
00:16:22,604 --> 00:16:25,472
Now do I see a $550?
416
00:16:25,474 --> 00:16:27,776
$550 from Where's Waldo over there.
417
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:30,443
And, Waldo, hey. I see you, okay?
418
00:16:30,445 --> 00:16:32,612
$550 going once.
419
00:16:32,614 --> 00:16:35,248
Going twice...
420
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:36,783
$600!
421
00:16:36,785 --> 00:16:39,552
Okay... ladies and gentlemen,
I do not believe this.
422
00:16:39,554 --> 00:16:43,335
But this queen right here is
bidding on her own donation!
423
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:45,085
$700!
424
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,754
$750!
425
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,395
$1,000!
426
00:16:48,397 --> 00:16:50,764
[CROWD MURMURING]
427
00:16:50,766 --> 00:16:53,433
$1,000 of my own money.
428
00:16:53,435 --> 00:16:54,667
BOTH: Sold!
429
00:16:54,669 --> 00:16:56,536
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
430
00:16:56,538 --> 00:16:59,541
Yeah, yeah, yeah. [MUTTERING ANGRILY]
431
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:08,515
[DOORBELL RINGS]
432
00:17:08,517 --> 00:17:10,926
A blessed day.
433
00:17:10,928 --> 00:17:13,030
I just bought this holiday classic
434
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,487
at the rummage sale.
435
00:17:14,489 --> 00:17:15,908
And much to my surprise,
436
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:19,325
the tape inside...
it's an old home video.
437
00:17:19,327 --> 00:17:21,227
Might you have the movie
438
00:17:21,229 --> 00:17:23,761
I so graciously purchased for $1.50?
439
00:17:23,763 --> 00:17:24,764
Nope.
440
00:17:24,766 --> 00:17:27,149
Now, if you could so
graciously get out of my way,
441
00:17:27,151 --> 00:17:29,270
- I've got a pageant to destroy.
- Wait a minute.
442
00:17:29,272 --> 00:17:31,799
That's no way to speak
to a fellow Toledoan
443
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,506
on Katie Holmes Day.
444
00:17:33,508 --> 00:17:36,342
Okay, you big baby man.
You want your money?
445
00:17:36,344 --> 00:17:37,744
There's your money.
446
00:17:37,746 --> 00:17:39,713
I don't want money.
447
00:17:39,715 --> 00:17:41,863
I want "Pieces of April".
448
00:17:41,865 --> 00:17:43,065
[LAUGHS]
449
00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:44,467
I don't know what to tell you, man.
450
00:17:49,691 --> 00:17:52,325
_
451
00:17:52,327 --> 00:17:54,561
Hey, how'd you know where I...
452
00:17:54,563 --> 00:17:56,665
live?
453
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,602
[GRUNTS]
454
00:18:06,241 --> 00:18:07,674
Hi, Jacky.
455
00:18:07,676 --> 00:18:09,542
I just wanted to wish you good luck
456
00:18:09,544 --> 00:18:11,179
at the science fair tomorrow.
457
00:18:11,181 --> 00:18:14,481
And I am so sorry that
I'm going to missing it.
458
00:18:14,483 --> 00:18:17,617
I want you to know that you
are a brilliant, talented,
459
00:18:17,619 --> 00:18:19,519
beautiful boy.
460
00:18:19,521 --> 00:18:22,489
And I have no doubt that
you're going to do great.
461
00:18:22,491 --> 00:18:23,790
And you'll definitely beat
462
00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:25,934
that bullying
mouth-breather Greg Miller.
463
00:18:25,936 --> 00:18:28,695
I mean, he's probably gonna
present another potato clock.
464
00:18:28,697 --> 00:18:30,530
[LAUGHING] He did.
465
00:18:30,532 --> 00:18:32,732
I'm so proud of you.
466
00:18:32,734 --> 00:18:34,434
I love you, Jacky.
467
00:18:34,436 --> 00:18:37,437
[SOMBER MUSIC]
468
00:18:37,439 --> 00:18:41,439
♪♪
469
00:18:42,511 --> 00:18:45,478
I'll be damned.
470
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:48,515
You gave me five more
minutes with my mom.
471
00:18:48,517 --> 00:18:50,917
[UPLIFTING MUSIC]
472
00:18:50,919 --> 00:18:53,520
It's all real.
473
00:18:53,522 --> 00:18:55,722
♪♪
474
00:18:55,724 --> 00:18:57,826
I got to save Katie Holmes Day.
475
00:19:02,321 --> 00:19:04,989
[LIGHT MUSIC]
476
00:19:04,991 --> 00:19:07,493
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
477
00:19:07,495 --> 00:19:10,262
♪♪
478
00:19:11,473 --> 00:19:13,540
So that was Katie's
bedroom right up there.
479
00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:15,709
- Up there?
- Yeah.
480
00:19:15,711 --> 00:19:16,843
Hey, yo, yo, yo. Here they come.
481
00:19:16,845 --> 00:19:18,030
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- Here they come.
482
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:19,979
Please stop.
483
00:19:19,981 --> 00:19:22,782
The Holmes family no longer lives here.
484
00:19:22,784 --> 00:19:25,518
We are the Goodmans.
485
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,522
ALL: If we knew this would happen,
486
00:19:27,524 --> 00:19:31,624
we never would have bought this house.
487
00:19:31,626 --> 00:19:34,928
Seriously, stop!
488
00:19:34,930 --> 00:19:38,732
Please don't put us through this again.
489
00:19:38,734 --> 00:19:41,701
My condition has worsened.
490
00:19:41,703 --> 00:19:44,738
Please, go away!
491
00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:47,907
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
492
00:19:47,909 --> 00:19:51,611
♪♪
493
00:19:51,613 --> 00:19:53,713
[BRAKES SQUEAL]
494
00:19:53,715 --> 00:19:55,317
All right. Coming through, everybody.
495
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,616
[LAUGHS]
496
00:19:56,618 --> 00:19:59,552
Happy Katie Holmes Day. Yeah.
497
00:19:59,554 --> 00:20:02,522
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
498
00:20:02,524 --> 00:20:06,826
♪♪
499
00:20:06,828 --> 00:20:08,995
[LAUGHING, SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
500
00:20:08,997 --> 00:20:10,930
♪♪
501
00:20:10,932 --> 00:20:15,370
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
502
00:20:16,972 --> 00:20:19,906
Okay, this is it. You got this.
503
00:20:19,908 --> 00:20:22,776
There's no Durbin. It's only Kevin.
504
00:20:22,778 --> 00:20:24,924
Hi, I'm Katie Holmes.
505
00:20:24,926 --> 00:20:27,647
I'm here to meet with Mr. Williamson.
506
00:20:27,649 --> 00:20:29,818
Mr. Williamson will...
507
00:20:32,554 --> 00:20:34,988
Not see you right now. He's out.
508
00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:36,691
[CROWD GASPING, EXCLAIMING]
509
00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:38,126
All right, coming through,
coming through.
510
00:20:38,128 --> 00:20:40,060
All right, here we go.
Coming through, guys.
511
00:20:40,062 --> 00:20:41,127
- Watch it.
- Okay, coming through.
512
00:20:41,129 --> 00:20:42,595
But we have a meeting.
513
00:20:42,597 --> 00:20:44,664
Mm, he's at lunch. Go back home.
514
00:20:44,666 --> 00:20:46,666
But I think I can see him.
515
00:20:46,668 --> 00:20:47,967
Oh, ring, ring.
516
00:20:47,969 --> 00:20:50,837
Hello. Mm.
517
00:20:50,839 --> 00:20:52,706
- Actually I just found out.
- Uh...
518
00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:54,251
Kevin Williamson's dead.
519
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,709
[CROWD GASPS, EXCLAIMS]
520
00:20:55,711 --> 00:20:57,844
"Dawson's Creek" is canceled.
521
00:20:57,846 --> 00:20:59,079
Bah-bye.
522
00:20:59,081 --> 00:21:01,047
- Marissa, why?
- Don't do this!
523
00:21:01,049 --> 00:21:02,949
Let her meet him!
524
00:21:02,951 --> 00:21:05,685
[GRUNTS] Hello, everybody.
525
00:21:05,687 --> 00:21:08,588
Yeah... no, I'm, um...
526
00:21:08,590 --> 00:21:10,490
I'm Mr. Williamson's doctor.
527
00:21:10,492 --> 00:21:12,243
And he's very much alive.
528
00:21:12,245 --> 00:21:15,095
And, yeah, he's ready to meet Katie.
529
00:21:15,097 --> 00:21:17,597
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
530
00:21:17,599 --> 00:21:19,699
Ring, ring. Oh.
531
00:21:19,701 --> 00:21:22,780
Just found out. I'm the
boss of Hollywood now.
532
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:26,706
And my first act as queen
is to banish Katie Holmes.
533
00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:29,075
Please reconsider, Your Highness!
534
00:21:29,077 --> 00:21:32,712
So, look, I've been trying
to ruin Katie Holmes Day.
535
00:21:32,714 --> 00:21:34,581
[CROWD MURMURING]
536
00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:36,583
I ran around all of last night
537
00:21:36,585 --> 00:21:39,018
stealing children's shoes.
538
00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:41,021
Wow, it sounds insane
when I say it out loud.
539
00:21:41,023 --> 00:21:42,956
Uh, but worst of all,
540
00:21:42,958 --> 00:21:46,786
I convinced this sweet,
young girl here to st...
541
00:21:46,788 --> 00:21:48,028
No, not you.
542
00:21:48,030 --> 00:21:50,830
I don't why she's... I don't...
I don't even know you.
543
00:21:50,832 --> 00:21:53,143
Yeah... no, I-I convinced Marissa here
544
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,568
to stop believing in her dreams.
545
00:21:55,570 --> 00:21:58,872
Then I experienced the magic
of Katie Holmes Day myself.
546
00:21:58,874 --> 00:22:01,007
You know, I had a dream,
and my dream came true.
547
00:22:01,009 --> 00:22:02,699
And... and sure, you know.
548
00:22:02,701 --> 00:22:05,470
Big dreams can be a bit
of a mirage, you know?
549
00:22:05,472 --> 00:22:07,747
Often planted in our capitalist minds
550
00:22:07,749 --> 00:22:10,116
- by greedy corporations who...
- You're losing us!
551
00:22:10,118 --> 00:22:12,585
Bottom line, um,
552
00:22:12,587 --> 00:22:15,165
Marissa's dream has always
been to play Katie Holmes.
553
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,057
And you think it would be all right
554
00:22:17,059 --> 00:22:19,859
if Marissa said the final line?
555
00:22:19,861 --> 00:22:21,094
Oh, that's great.
556
00:22:21,096 --> 00:22:23,063
Okay, here we go.
557
00:22:23,065 --> 00:22:27,502
Uh, Mr. Williamson, your 3:00 is here.
558
00:22:31,573 --> 00:22:33,039
[CLEARS THROAT]
559
00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:36,810
Katie, you are Joey Potter.
Welcome to "Dawson's Creek".
560
00:22:36,812 --> 00:22:39,679
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
561
00:22:39,681 --> 00:22:41,648
He did it.
562
00:22:41,650 --> 00:22:43,485
The sweet son of a bitch did it.
563
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:46,099
Mr. Williamson, I have
something to tell you.
564
00:22:46,101 --> 00:22:49,604
♪♪
565
00:22:49,606 --> 00:22:51,473
When the camera is rolling,
566
00:22:51,475 --> 00:22:54,027
I'll be this Joey Potter.
567
00:22:54,029 --> 00:22:56,062
But when you say "cut",
568
00:22:56,064 --> 00:22:59,666
I will return to and always be
569
00:22:59,668 --> 00:23:02,969
Toledo's very own Katie Holmes.
570
00:23:02,971 --> 00:23:05,638
- ♪ I don't want to wait ♪
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
571
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,007
♪ For our lives to be over ♪
572
00:23:08,009 --> 00:23:10,143
♪ I want to know right now ♪
573
00:23:10,145 --> 00:23:13,813
Hey, everyone look! It's 8:47!
574
00:23:13,815 --> 00:23:15,849
♪ I don't want to wait ♪
575
00:23:15,851 --> 00:23:18,818
♪ For our lives to be over ♪
576
00:23:18,820 --> 00:23:20,020
Mwah!
577
00:23:20,022 --> 00:23:21,921
Aww.
578
00:23:21,923 --> 00:23:23,623
Oh.
579
00:23:23,625 --> 00:23:25,692
- Hey.
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
580
00:23:25,694 --> 00:23:27,694
[VOCALIZING]
581
00:23:27,696 --> 00:23:29,095
Oh.
582
00:23:29,097 --> 00:23:32,699
♪♪
583
00:23:32,701 --> 00:23:34,234
Oh!
584
00:23:34,236 --> 00:23:38,638
Mom, this year can you kiss my forehead?
585
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,106
Eat your beans.
586
00:23:40,108 --> 00:23:41,708
♪ On the rainy front step ♪
587
00:23:41,710 --> 00:23:43,777
♪ Wearing shrapnel in his skin ♪
588
00:23:43,779 --> 00:23:45,678
I hoped you'd come around to it.
589
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,881
But I didn't think you'd make
it a whole holiday special.
590
00:23:48,883 --> 00:23:49,949
- Just...
- [LAUGHS]
591
00:23:49,951 --> 00:23:51,552
♪ Lives inside him still ♪
592
00:23:51,554 --> 00:23:56,558
♪ It's so hard to be gentle and warm ♪
593
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,310
♪ The years passed by ♪
594
00:23:58,312 --> 00:24:02,262
♪ And now he has granddaughters ♪
595
00:24:02,264 --> 00:24:05,131
♪♪
596
00:24:05,133 --> 00:24:08,868
♪ I don't want to wait
for our lives... ♪
597
00:24:08,870 --> 00:24:10,415
Katie continued,
598
00:24:10,417 --> 00:24:14,220
"When you say 'cut', I
will return to and always be
599
00:24:14,222 --> 00:24:17,259
Toledo's very own Katie Holmes".
600
00:24:21,049 --> 00:24:24,284
"Granted, I won't always
be playing Joey Potter.
601
00:24:24,286 --> 00:24:26,197
So, when I'm doing another character,
602
00:24:26,199 --> 00:24:28,567
the same rule applies.
603
00:24:28,569 --> 00:24:31,024
When the camera's rolling,
I am that character.
604
00:24:31,026 --> 00:24:32,892
But when they yell 'cut',
605
00:24:32,894 --> 00:24:36,229
I'm Katie Holmes from Toledo, Ohio!"
606
00:24:36,231 --> 00:24:38,732
[BOOK CLOSES]
607
00:24:38,734 --> 00:24:40,934
Okay, orphans. Off to bed.
608
00:24:40,936 --> 00:24:43,608
And tomorrow we'll be
enjoying a feast of muffins,
609
00:24:43,610 --> 00:24:45,357
thanks to a large amount of money
610
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,107
Whitlock High School raised for us.
611
00:24:47,109 --> 00:24:49,909
ALL: Yay!
612
00:24:49,911 --> 00:24:52,912
[UPBEAT HOLIDAY MUSIC]
613
00:24:52,914 --> 00:24:56,914
♪♪
614
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:11,320
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