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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪
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♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪
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♪ Beats all you've never saw
been in trouble with the law ♪
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♪ Since the day they was born ♪
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♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪
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♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪
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♪ Someday the mountain might
get 'em but the law never will ♪
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♪ Makin' their way ♪
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♪ The only way they know how ♪
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♪ That's just a little bit more
than the law will allow ♪♪
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Just the good ol' boys ♪
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♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪
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♪ Fightin' the system like
a true modern day Robin Hood ♪♪
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You know one nice thing
about drivin' anywhere
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in Hazzard County.
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You're always sure to run into somebody you know.
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They almost did.
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That's B.B. Davenport.
Cooter's cousin.
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- Yee-hoo!
- Yahoo!
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Now, what that means
in Hazzard County
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is, "Ya'll wanna race?"
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Alright. Alright.
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Come on, General. Get it up.
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Hey, why don't you
let him win just this one time?
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Oh, you sure are generous
when I'm drivin'.
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- Alright.
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Haa-ha ha!
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Hey, good buddies.
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Ya'll owe me a beer.
Don't you come back?
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That's a big 10-4, big B.B.
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Listen, tell Daisy to put
it on our tab, alright?
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We promised Granny Annie,
we'd go over and do all
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the roofin'
for her today, we're gone.
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Granny Annie Cargill.
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The Grandma Moses
of Hazzard County.
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Been selling her stuff
at the same spot
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for over 40 years.
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She's been havin'
a goin'-out-of-business sale
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for 30 of 'em.
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Uh, slippery rung. Yeah.
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- Granny. Good as new.
- Yeah.
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Well, I've never seen
nobody like you two.
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So interested in my flowers.
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Oh, uh, they bloomed up
extra pretty this year.
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Holly Mae sure did
bloom up pretty too, didn't she?
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Well, now, you just back off.
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'Cause she ain't ripe
for pickin', yet.
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Now, here you go.
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Oh, no. We can't
take nothing for this.
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- We-we're just helpin' out.
- Yeah.
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I don't take charity.
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Now, here you go.
There. Now, scat.
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Oh, and, uh, give
your Uncle Jesse
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a special howdy for me.
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Alrighty.
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He's a good-lookin' man.
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I don't know what possessed me
lettin' him get by me.
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Huh. Yes, ma'am.
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- We'll see you later.
- Yeah.
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- 'Much obliged.'
- 'Yeah.'
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Thank you.
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- Take care now.
- Alright. Bye.
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Buh-bye.
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- It's not funny, Luke.
- I don't think it's funny.
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[The Oak Ridge Boys
singing "Old Time Lovin!"]
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♪ Give me that old time lovin' ♪
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♪ Like we was in love again-in ♪
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♪ Yes that old time lovin' ♪
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♪ Make it never ending ♪
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♪ Give me that old time
good time lovin' we once knew ♪
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♪ I want that old time
love again with you ♪♪
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Hey, Ellen.
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You know, that sounds
like the Oak Ridge Boys.
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Ah, must be the jukebox.
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Don't sound like
no jukebox to me.
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C'mon.
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♪ Little house, no one cared ♪
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♪ There were good times
to be shared ♪
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♪ Even though the house
just had three rooms ♪
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♪ And there was hardly
a whole night ♪
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♪ That we slept through ♪
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♪ How I want that old time
love again with you ♪
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♪ Give me that old time lovin' ♪
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♪ Like we was in love again-in ♪
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♪ Yes that old time lovin' ♪
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♪ Make it never ending ♪
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♪ Give me that old time
good time lovin' we once knew ♪
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♪ I want that old time
love again with you ♪
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♪ Times were hard
but we had fun ♪
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♪ When the old car
wouldn't run ♪
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♪ We thought
of better things to do ♪
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♪ Love was sweet
love was ripe ♪
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♪ Let's bring it back tonight ♪
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♪ Let's make that old time
lovin' feel brand new ♪
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♪ It's the only kind
of lovin' that will do ♪
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♪ How I want that old time
love again with you ♪
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♪ Give me that old time lovin' ♪
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♪ Like we was in love again-in ♪
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♪ Yes that old time lovin' ♪
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♪ Make it never ending ♪
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♪ Give me that old time
good time lovin' we once knew ♪
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♪ I want that old time
love again with you ♪
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♪ Give me that old time lovin' ♪
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♪ Like we was in love again-in ♪
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♪ Yes that old time lovin' ♪
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♪ Make it never ending ♪
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♪ Give me that old time
good time lovin' we once knew ♪
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♪ I want that old time
love again with you ♪
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Yee-haw!
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♪ Give me that old time lovin' ♪
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♪ Like we was in love again-in ♪
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Yee-hoo!
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♪ Yes that old time lovin' ♪
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♪ Make it never ending ♪
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♪ Give me that old time
good time lovin' we once knew ♪
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♪ I want that old time
love again with you ♪
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Yeah!
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Alright!
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Hey, hey. Hey, listen,
ya'll were terrific, man.
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Well, if you wanna thank
somebody, thank that sheriff.
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- Yeah.
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He caught us in a speed trap.
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He asked us to spend a night
in jail or do this gig here.
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And I'll tell you what,
he drives a hard bargain too.
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Guys, let's go
to Nashville. C'mon.
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Thanks a lot
for coming, ya'll.
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Thanks to Granny Annie,
beer is on the Duke boys.
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You know what? This fives
can cover your tab here.
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Well, Luke, I guess
we ain't got no choice.
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- Drinks are still on us.
- Ha! There you go.
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- There you go.
- Make 'em big and cold.
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Alright! Yeah, give me
a frosted glass, will you?
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- Thank you, Daisy.
- Yeah.
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Now, here's where we start
getting into the nitty-gritty
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of this here story.
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You watch Rosco
if you don't believe me.
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- Hey, sheriff.
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Come here.
Take a look at this.
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Rosco, this fake $5 bill
don't mean piddly-doo to me.
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Hmm.
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What I want
are the engraving plates
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that made it.
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- Engraving plates.
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- I got it.
- Yeah.
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'Cause I reckon, I could sell
them plates to someone
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who'd pay me a mighty
pretty penny for 'em.
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I love that.
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You know how we gonna get
them plates, don't ya?
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No.
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Well, you gonna keep your eyes
open and follow them Duke boys
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on the QT, until they
lead you right to 'em.
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Well, I'll do that.
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- Don't make 'em suspicious.
- No.
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- Oh, yeah.
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- Casual.
- Casual.
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You wouldn't by any chance know
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where the Duke boys
went, would you?
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They just said they were
heading back to their spread.
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Mm, that's it.
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They didn't pass
anymore of those
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phony $5 bills, did they?
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- No.
- Yeah, no.
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General, you're a mess.
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Now, since when did the two
of you start taking money
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for helping somebody
like Granny Annie?
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I told you, Uncle Jesse.
She forced it on us.
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Well, you should've
forced it back on her.
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Hey, good buddies.
B.B. Davenport here. Come on.
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This is Luke Duke, B.B. Come on.
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Know that beer money
Granny Annie give you..
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...it ain't the real thing.
It's counterfeit.
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'Now, Rosco is skulking around.'
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'He plans to
talk to you about it.'
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Yeah, I just bet he is.
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You boys need any help at all,
just give a holler. I'm gone.
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What kind
of a varmint would give
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bogus money to some sweet little
ol' lady, like Granny Annie?
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Probably some guy on the road
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came and bought
a painting or something.
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Well, you two better
get over there right away
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and you tell Granny
what's happenin'.
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- Now, get!
- Yes, sir.
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We just got company.
Rosco pulled in behind us.
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He can't be chasin' us.
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I don't see lights flashing
or hear that siren.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Alright, stop it.
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Just like I thought.
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He is followin' us,
but he don't wanna catch us.
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Your guess is as good
as mine, why.
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Well, we better lose him.
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Oh great! We are
losin' oil pressure now.
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I thought I fixed
that oil pump. Doggone it!
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Well, we are gonna
have to work on it later.
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We are gonna have
to leapfrog over Klinger Ridge.
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He can't catch
what he can't see.
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The General and me
will do our best. Hang on.
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Alright.
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Dumb place to put a fence.
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I just knocked that son of a gun
into the middle of next week.
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Ooh! Ooh!
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Woo!
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Golly! He been going to
the Bo Duke School of Driving.
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'No. He ain't.
It ain't open yet--;
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'Next week.'
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Rosco. Rosco!
J.D. Hogg calling.
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This is Sheriff
Rosco P. Coltrane, little buddy.
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I'm in casual pursuit
of them, Duke boys. Over.
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He he he.
Well, don't you lose 'em now.
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'Cause I just made me
a right beautiful deal.
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I'm selling them engrav..
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Um...them, uh, thingamadoodles
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we heretofore discussed
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to Big Jim Downey
of Dixville County.
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Boss, did you say
Big Jim Downey? Good grief.
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That man is mean. He'll kick
you, bite you and stomp on you.
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And then he'll really
hurt you. Over.
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Ah ha. Don't you
worry about that.
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I can handle Big Jim.
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You just hang in
close to them Duke boys
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and bring me
them thingamadoodles.
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And then, you and I
are gonna be in Clover.
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Ooh! Over and out.
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In Clover? Yeah, we'll be
in Clover, alright.
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Big Jim will put
us six feet under Clover.
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He plants more bodies
than that old bloke does bones.
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'My husband left
me all his shine money.'
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Let us help you
get rid of this stuff.
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If we get rid of the evidence,
Rosco can't do a dang thing.
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Oh, that rotten man!
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Take it away.
Just get rid of it.
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I don't care what you
do with it, bury or burn it!
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I don't want nothing around
here, that reminds me of Ezra.
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'Exceptin' a little shine,
I still got put away for me.'
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- Ah, no.
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The problem is, you can still
identify the ash, you see.
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We'll take it to Willow Creek
and take care of it there.
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Yeah. Alright.
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Alright, you, Duke boys.
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Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
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Rosco ain't gonna hurt you.
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Ooh! Ooh!
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There's Rosco! Look out!
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Ooh! Ha ha!
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Gee, I've been
following you casual like.
246
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,960
But this time,
I got you with the good.
247
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:37,528
Now, you're both under arrest.
Now, get out! Get out!
248
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:40,923
I can't do that, Rosco. We're
gonna have to move the car.
249
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:42,925
Well then, move it.
Just move it!
250
00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:44,927
- We will be right back.
- Wait!
251
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,462
We best cut
through the rail yard.
252
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,338
What do you think?
253
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:07,123
- You're drivin'.
- 'Thanks a lot.'
254
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:16,916
You know, them Duke boys
never was much on waiting.
255
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:34,281
- Some flyin'.
- Whoo!
256
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:35,891
Let Rosco try that.
257
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,821
That's one way
to catch a train.
258
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:08,184
One thing about Boss Hogg,
not many people realize.
259
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,926
There is times when he does have an understanding nature.
260
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:15,365
Rosco, you are fired.
261
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:17,106
This just ain't
one of them times.
262
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:18,760
But see, I didn't
have no choice.
263
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,762
Them Duke boys, they
just come outta nowhere
264
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,633
and pop that money into my lap.
265
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,462
Oh, Rosco!
266
00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:28,422
Big Jim Downey is on his
way here, right this second
267
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:31,425
to settle our deal
for them plates.
268
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,514
I ain't got 'em.
And he is a-comin'.
269
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,081
Then, you'd better be goin'.
270
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:38,127
Because I mean to tell you
that Big Jim Downey is mean.
271
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,129
Not only mean,
but he's a killer.
272
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:42,827
What I can't understand is,
with a man with your smarts
273
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:44,699
why you would make a deal with..
274
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,396
...for something you ain't got?
275
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,398
- I've got a one-word answer.
- Greed.
276
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:50,661
That's the word.
277
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:53,490
L-listen Boss. I promise you,
I'll get you those plates
278
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,971
if you give me
one more crack at it.
279
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:59,844
Alright, Rosco.
I'll give you one more crack.
280
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:02,412
You are hereby rehired.
Get it.
281
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:03,848
Ooh.
282
00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:06,503
But if you don't
come through this time
283
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,723
I'm gonna take another crack.
284
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,942
- At your head.
285
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,467
So, there was
a meeting of the Duke clan
286
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:17,123
at the old Hazzard Coffin
Works, which included B.B.
287
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:20,343
Being as B.B., like Cooter,
always was a Duke at heart.
288
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:24,478
So, you boys want my advice,
here's what I'd do.
289
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:27,089
I'd turn myself in
and just flat-out
290
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:28,656
tell 'em where I got the money.
291
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,875
- Yeah.
292
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,529
Well, we can't
really blame Granny
293
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,488
for something
her late husband did.
294
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:37,317
You know, she told us that
he used to run shine with you.
295
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:40,537
Well, they was never married.
And they did run shine with me.
296
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,844
Then why would Granny
tell the boys that story?
297
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,976
What is that?
298
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,674
I don't know,
but it don't come off.
299
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:47,718
Bo?
300
00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:52,375
That there is ink.
301
00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:54,812
Now, you boys said you was
just handlin' Granny's money.
302
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:56,553
Wouldn't you think
that after 12 years
303
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,077
that ink would be dry?
304
00:17:58,164 --> 00:17:59,469
Well, sure..
305
00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:01,036
Oh, you ain't thinking
that Annie--
306
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,516
Let's go, Bo.
307
00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,605
- Come on, B.B.
- Let's get out of here.
308
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,131
- Don't make sense.
309
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:18,053
First chance you get,
you better bring The General
310
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,794
in for a physical.
311
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:22,101
Looks like
his oil gasket's leaking.
312
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:25,016
Yeah, we know about it,
but we ain't got time right now.
313
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,279
Check ya later.
314
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,681
- Hey, sheriff.
- Hi, Enos.
315
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:40,293
Listen, did you get down
to Dixville and check that--
316
00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:45,515
- That's the Duke boys!
- It's the Duke boys.
317
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,477
- He didn't.
318
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:51,782
I think we found him.
319
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:53,828
Come on, Enos. After 'em.
320
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:00,661
Enos!
321
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:10,323
Oh, sheriff.
322
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:14,718
Now, when you promise
a man like Big Jim Downey
323
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:18,374
something like engraving plates with pictures of presidents
324
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:21,290
you better deliver.
325
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:24,250
Big Jim has been known to make a mess of folks, who didn't.
326
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:26,730
That's pretty
good looking merchandize, Hogg.
327
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:31,561
- $25000.
- Yeah.
328
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:35,391
- Yeah.
329
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:38,525
Uh, well, Big Jim,
you sure surprised me, sir
330
00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:40,004
when you turned up so quick.
331
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:42,355
Now, you don't think
that I'd keep them plates
332
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:44,139
right here
on the premises, do you?
333
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,925
- Hogg..
334
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:50,450
Now, I don't like
playing games, Hogg.
335
00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,365
There's the money.
Now, where's the plates?
336
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:53,714
Safe, Big Jim.
337
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:57,108
Safe as if they is
in your own mama's arms.
338
00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:00,373
An associate of mine,
at this very minute
339
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:02,157
is out looking for 'em.
340
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:04,899
Uh...that is, he is looking
forward to pick 'em up.
341
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:08,946
I-I mean, he ispicking
'em up at this very second.
342
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:12,733
- So, you can just go home--
Oh no.
343
00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:18,521
Hogg, I'm not leaving this town
until I get what I've come for.
344
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:20,044
I'll be at the hotel.
345
00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:23,483
- I'll call you there.
- Yeah, you do that.
346
00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:26,834
Oh, and you will
remember this, Hogg.
347
00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:30,272
No plates...and Vic here
is liable to lose his temper.
348
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,666
And when Vic loses his temper..
349
00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:34,798
...oh, somethin'
terrible might happen.
350
00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:44,852
A-ah! A-ah!
351
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:51,380
Oh!
352
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:53,382
Don't you hate a showoff?
353
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:06,656
Phew!
354
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:25,762
And friends and neighbors,
I wish I could tell you that
355
00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:28,461
you ain't seein'
what you are seein'..
356
00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:30,593
...but you is seein' it.
357
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,335
Ms. Annie's art works
has done got outta hand.
358
00:21:50,004 --> 00:21:54,487
Well...huh, I got
you boys into trouble
359
00:21:54,574 --> 00:21:56,402
with them bills I gave you.
360
00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:59,230
I did, didn't I?
I didn't mean to.
361
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:02,495
I just gave you
the wrong ones. That's all.
362
00:22:02,582 --> 00:22:07,282
See, I...I make
this stuff so good..
363
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:09,458
...even I can't tell
mine from the good.
364
00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:11,460
I meant to give you
the good. I'm sorry.
365
00:22:11,547 --> 00:22:14,463
Saying sorry ain't gonna keep
Luke and me out of jail.
366
00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:16,465
It won't keep you
out of jail, neither.
367
00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:18,598
Let us put them plates to rest
368
00:22:18,685 --> 00:22:20,426
down at the bottom
of Hound Dog lake.
369
00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:23,167
'Without them as evidence,
Rosco don't have no case.'
370
00:22:23,254 --> 00:22:25,909
Oh, I never did
mean to hurt nobody.
371
00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,607
I only make me enough money
372
00:22:27,694 --> 00:22:29,304
I would've got
from the welfare, anyway.
373
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,088
To save me the trip there.
374
00:22:31,175 --> 00:22:34,744
I could've made
myself rich, but I didn't.
375
00:22:34,831 --> 00:22:37,878
'You can look around
this place and know that's all.'
376
00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:41,925
Granny, look. Now, me
and Bo is on probation.
377
00:22:42,012 --> 00:22:43,753
Rosco catches us
with them plates
378
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,451
he's gonna put us
under the jail.
379
00:22:45,538 --> 00:22:47,453
Granny, we just
gotta get rid of 'em.
380
00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:50,543
But this is the best dang work
I've done in years.
381
00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:53,981
See...now, you-you
look at my Abe Lincoln.
382
00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:56,897
You notice that little twinkle
in old Abe's right eye?
383
00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:59,552
I did that.
I put that twinkle there.
384
00:22:59,639 --> 00:23:02,424
See, this here
is my masterpiece.
385
00:23:04,774 --> 00:23:07,908
I guess, a masterpiece
isn't worth..
386
00:23:07,995 --> 00:23:10,171
...hurting you two youngsters.
387
00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:12,782
You've been so good to me.
388
00:23:12,869 --> 00:23:17,265
I...you just do what's right.
389
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,441
'Thanks, Granny.'
390
00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:21,443
'Thanks, Granny.'
391
00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:24,272
If you also wonderin'
how Rosco found 'em..
392
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:26,056
...well, that was easy.
393
00:23:32,062 --> 00:23:33,586
All Rosco did, was follow
394
00:23:33,673 --> 00:23:36,023
a lotta oil drippings
from The General.
395
00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:37,416
'Alright, alright.
No funny business.'
396
00:23:37,503 --> 00:23:39,548
'Come on out here. Come on.'
397
00:23:39,635 --> 00:23:42,943
No, no, don't you threaten me.
Get there. Get right there.
398
00:23:43,030 --> 00:23:46,294
Enos, come on. Now, okay,
I want you to cuff 'em. Here.
399
00:23:46,990 --> 00:23:48,252
Yes, sir.
400
00:23:48,339 --> 00:23:50,298
But we only got
two sets of cuffs.
401
00:23:50,385 --> 00:23:52,605
And there's
one, two, three of them.
402
00:23:52,692 --> 00:23:55,695
I'd trust Granny without them.
She's a mighty nice old lady.
403
00:23:55,782 --> 00:23:57,914
Who are you calling an old lady?
404
00:23:58,001 --> 00:24:01,091
I'll arm-wrestle you
and Rosco, any day you say!
405
00:24:01,178 --> 00:24:04,791
'You and Rosco, both!
Now, Bo and Luke are innocent.'
406
00:24:04,878 --> 00:24:06,793
I'm the one you want.
So, take me.
407
00:24:07,881 --> 00:24:09,317
Thank you, Granny.
408
00:24:10,797 --> 00:24:12,712
Out the backdoor, boys.
409
00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:16,150
Enos, you road apple.
You heard what she said.
410
00:24:16,237 --> 00:24:19,153
Now, you go this way
and I'll go that way.
411
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,284
Enos.
412
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,113
You, Duke boys better get going
413
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,160
before they find out
I got no back door!
414
00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:28,728
- Come on, Granny.
- No. Look, boys, my arthritis.
415
00:24:28,815 --> 00:24:30,599
Now, you just go
look after yourselves.
416
00:24:30,686 --> 00:24:32,906
- Now get.
- We're much obliged. Thank you.
417
00:24:32,993 --> 00:24:34,473
Ha!
418
00:24:36,257 --> 00:24:37,693
Ooh, ooh, Enos!
There they are!
419
00:24:41,175 --> 00:24:43,699
I'm gonna get them Duke boys.
Enos, now you stay here.
420
00:24:43,786 --> 00:24:46,920
And I don't care
how old she is, you book her.
421
00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:49,662
You understand? You book her!
422
00:24:49,749 --> 00:24:51,838
There weren't
no backdoor, sheriff.
423
00:24:51,925 --> 00:24:52,926
Shucks.
424
00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:01,500
Well, let's go.
425
00:25:01,587 --> 00:25:05,199
Oh, that's okay, Granny.
I-I still trust you, Granny.
426
00:25:05,286 --> 00:25:07,244
You wanna ride
in the front seat with me?
427
00:25:07,331 --> 00:25:10,726
Well, thank you, Enos.
You always was a nice boy.
428
00:25:10,813 --> 00:25:14,774
Thank you. It's a nice car.
429
00:25:21,607 --> 00:25:23,173
Come on, let's go, Enos.
430
00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:25,045
You gonna take me
to jail or not?
431
00:25:31,094 --> 00:25:34,141
I swear, Rosco seems
to be getting better at this.
432
00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:35,664
Rosco ain't getting
better at this.
433
00:25:35,751 --> 00:25:37,666
The General's losing oil, still.
434
00:25:37,753 --> 00:25:40,234
Boss, this is
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.
435
00:25:40,321 --> 00:25:43,063
You got your plump
little ears on? Come on in.
436
00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:47,458
Rosco, I'll plump your ears if
you ain't got good news for me.
437
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,766
Now, I hope you already
found them engraving..
438
00:25:50,853 --> 00:25:52,420
Them thingamadoodles.
439
00:25:52,507 --> 00:25:54,291
Thingamadoodles?
440
00:25:54,378 --> 00:25:56,076
The engraving plates.
It's gotta be.
441
00:25:56,163 --> 00:25:59,949
Them thingamadoodles?
Ooh, them thingamadoodles!
442
00:26:00,036 --> 00:26:02,125
Now listen, I got 'em
sittin' right here beside me.
443
00:26:02,212 --> 00:26:04,606
'Not only that, but I'm
on the Duke boys' tails'
444
00:26:04,693 --> 00:26:06,826
'and I'm closing fast.
Come back.'
445
00:26:06,913 --> 00:26:09,480
Rosco, just forget
about them Duke boys
446
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:12,701
and bring me them
thingamadoodles, right now.
447
00:26:12,788 --> 00:26:14,224
'I want them
thingamadoodles'
448
00:26:14,311 --> 00:26:17,358
'inside my office
safe, in five minutes.'
449
00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:21,014
'That's a big 10-4.
I'm-a-comin'! I'm-a-comin'!'
450
00:26:21,101 --> 00:26:22,972
Once Boss gets 'em in his safe
451
00:26:23,059 --> 00:26:25,758
we never gonna get us
or Granny Annie out of this one.
452
00:26:25,845 --> 00:26:28,587
You got that right.
We best get after Rosco.
453
00:27:01,097 --> 00:27:03,186
Oh, this is
Sheriff Rosco callin', Boss.
454
00:27:03,273 --> 00:27:06,712
Now, Boss, there is somethin'
mighty strange goin' on.
455
00:27:06,799 --> 00:27:11,281
'Them Duke boys is in hot
pursuit of me. Come back'
456
00:27:11,368 --> 00:27:15,721
Because, you turnip, they after
them thingamadoodles. Over.
457
00:27:15,808 --> 00:27:18,593
Well, I'll now just stop
and arrest 'em. Come back.
458
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,551
Rosco, don't you
stop for nothing
459
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:23,511
until you get here
with them thingamadoodles.
460
00:27:23,598 --> 00:27:25,339
Now, that's an order.
Over and out.
461
00:27:27,254 --> 00:27:30,257
You fat kumquat.
I'm the sheriff.
462
00:27:30,344 --> 00:27:32,868
I'm supposed to be
the chaser, not the chasee'.
463
00:27:34,522 --> 00:27:37,699
Oh, Enos. I'll get Enos.
464
00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:40,571
Enos, this is your superior
officer, Rosco P. Coltrane.
465
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,225
You got your ears on? Come on.
466
00:27:42,312 --> 00:27:45,315
♪ On a hill far away ♪
467
00:27:45,402 --> 00:27:48,188
♪ Stood an old rugged cross ♪
468
00:27:48,275 --> 00:27:52,366
♪ The emblem
of suffering and shame ♪
469
00:27:52,453 --> 00:27:53,933
Enos, buddy, will you
come on, now?
470
00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:55,717
Quit horsing around. Come on.
471
00:27:55,804 --> 00:28:00,504
♪ Where the dearest
and best for a world of.. ♪
472
00:28:02,637 --> 00:28:04,813
If I have to do anything,
I'll do it myself.
473
00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:28,228
Well, if jumping
works for the Dukes
474
00:28:28,315 --> 00:28:30,534
it oughta work for Rosco.
475
00:28:36,236 --> 00:28:39,152
I did it! I did it.
I can do it.
476
00:28:39,239 --> 00:28:41,284
Next time, I'm gonna
try with my eyes open.
477
00:28:46,463 --> 00:28:48,161
If it weren't
for that dang oil pressure
478
00:28:48,248 --> 00:28:49,510
we'd still be with him.
479
00:28:49,597 --> 00:28:50,685
Meanwhile, 'em engraving plates
480
00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:53,601
are headed straight
for Boss' safe.
481
00:28:53,688 --> 00:28:55,908
Question is,
how do we get at 'em now?
482
00:28:55,995 --> 00:28:56,996
It's so dang thick,
the only thing
483
00:28:57,083 --> 00:28:58,780
I can think of is dynamite.
484
00:28:58,867 --> 00:29:00,651
Not this, boy.
485
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,871
Well, that's my best guess.
486
00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:05,439
Must've just stuck our head
in the window and yelled "Fire."
487
00:29:05,526 --> 00:29:09,051
Hey, hold it, Bo. Not fire.
Granny Annie's blowtorch.
488
00:29:09,138 --> 00:29:10,749
We can cut that safe open.
489
00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:12,794
If there is one thing
neither of us know anything
490
00:29:12,881 --> 00:29:14,927
about, it's how
to use that dang torch.
491
00:29:15,014 --> 00:29:17,364
Especially not
to open up a safe.
492
00:29:17,451 --> 00:29:19,192
Or we can
leave that to the expert.
493
00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:21,716
- Come on, let's go.
494
00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:23,457
We gotta get
Granny Annie out of jail.
495
00:29:23,544 --> 00:29:27,330
At last! Muah!
496
00:29:30,159 --> 00:29:33,249
Oh, you did good, Rosco.
497
00:29:33,336 --> 00:29:35,338
- Real good.
- I appreciate it.
498
00:29:35,425 --> 00:29:36,557
For a change.
499
00:29:39,255 --> 00:29:40,866
Hello.
500
00:29:40,953 --> 00:29:42,998
'J.D. Hogg calling.
How you doin'?'
501
00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:45,696
Well now, did your associate
deliver the plates?
502
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:49,178
Well, of course. You never ever
doubted my way, did you?
503
00:29:49,265 --> 00:29:51,920
I got them
right here in my safe.
504
00:29:52,007 --> 00:29:55,228
And I'll see you in a little
while with the $25,000.
505
00:29:55,315 --> 00:30:00,015
Just a minute, Big Jim.
Did I say 25,000?
506
00:30:00,102 --> 00:30:03,627
Mercy me. Must've
been a slip of my tongue.
507
00:30:03,714 --> 00:30:06,935
I meant to say 50,000.
508
00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:09,677
Listen to me, Hogg.
509
00:30:09,764 --> 00:30:11,592
Excuse me, I'm gonna
make out my will.
510
00:30:11,679 --> 00:30:13,159
- Rosco!
- Well, you just..
511
00:30:13,246 --> 00:30:16,466
We made a deal for $25,000
and a deal is a deal
512
00:30:16,553 --> 00:30:18,468
and I told you
not to make me angry.
513
00:30:18,555 --> 00:30:23,430
Well, my price is still
50,000 Simoleons.
514
00:30:23,517 --> 00:30:25,867
Take it or leave it.
515
00:30:25,954 --> 00:30:28,043
Please say, "April fool."
516
00:30:28,130 --> 00:30:33,396
Hogg, you're not
a nice man, but a bigot.
517
00:30:33,483 --> 00:30:35,224
Cash on the barrel head.
518
00:30:35,311 --> 00:30:37,531
I don't have
that much with me!
519
00:30:37,618 --> 00:30:39,663
Then, get it.
520
00:30:39,750 --> 00:30:44,233
Hogg, I'll see you
this afternoon, with the money.
521
00:30:46,235 --> 00:30:48,629
Rosco, I did it. I did it!
522
00:30:48,716 --> 00:30:50,979
You did it! You did it!
523
00:30:51,066 --> 00:30:54,287
- This is a great day for us.
- A great day. Great day.
524
00:30:54,374 --> 00:30:57,681
And if you want to make it
an absolutely perfect day..
525
00:30:57,768 --> 00:30:59,118
I do.
526
00:30:59,205 --> 00:31:01,424
You get out there
and nail them Duke boys.
527
00:31:01,511 --> 00:31:03,165
I'll get out there and nail 'em.
528
00:31:03,252 --> 00:31:04,819
Now, get!
529
00:31:10,999 --> 00:31:12,871
Now, the boys really
had 'em a double cake
530
00:31:12,958 --> 00:31:14,307
in the plough line.
531
00:31:14,394 --> 00:31:16,700
Counterfeit plates
in Boss' safe.
532
00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:18,180
And that sweet little old lady
533
00:31:18,267 --> 00:31:20,704
pining away
in the Hazzard jail.
534
00:31:20,791 --> 00:31:24,404
Well, that's
40 cents you owe me.
535
00:31:24,491 --> 00:31:28,712
Oh, I don't gamble, Annie.
I just play for funsies.
536
00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:31,498
Is somethin' around here to eat?
I'm hungry, Enos.
537
00:31:31,585 --> 00:31:33,239
What would
you like to eat, Granny?
538
00:31:33,326 --> 00:31:35,284
Bisbee Cafe is
right across the square.
539
00:31:35,371 --> 00:31:37,417
It's real good.
I eat there all the time.
540
00:31:37,504 --> 00:31:39,680
Then it's time
you had a home-cooked meal.
541
00:31:39,767 --> 00:31:41,464
How would you
like me to make you some
542
00:31:41,551 --> 00:31:43,553
ham hocks and collard greens?
543
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,120
Is that two-bit
hotplate there, working?
544
00:31:45,207 --> 00:31:46,556
- Yes, ma'am,
- Good.
545
00:31:46,643 --> 00:31:48,950
You stay here and I'll
shop the groceries for us.
546
00:31:49,037 --> 00:31:51,779
Yes, ma'am...No, ma'am.
547
00:31:51,866 --> 00:31:55,087
Granny...Granny, I'm sorry,
but I don't mean no disrespect
548
00:31:55,174 --> 00:31:56,784
but you still
are under arrest, remember?
549
00:31:56,871 --> 00:31:58,568
And if the sheriff saw you--
550
00:31:58,655 --> 00:32:00,483
It would be
embarrassing for you.
551
00:32:00,570 --> 00:32:02,616
Alright then, I'll
stay here and you go.
552
00:32:02,703 --> 00:32:04,618
I'll give my word,
I won't move a muscle.
553
00:32:04,705 --> 00:32:06,663
That's different, ma'am.
554
00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:09,797
- Here, now the treat's on me.
- Oh, no, ma'am. No, ma'am.
555
00:32:09,884 --> 00:32:12,669
Come on now, take it. You know
what we need. There, take it.
556
00:32:12,756 --> 00:32:14,193
Okay.
557
00:32:15,759 --> 00:32:17,326
'No need to worry, Enos.'
558
00:32:17,413 --> 00:32:20,112
There ain't no twinkle
in Abe Lincoln's eye.
559
00:32:20,199 --> 00:32:21,287
Thank you, Granny.
560
00:32:22,636 --> 00:32:24,377
Or has it?
561
00:32:29,817 --> 00:32:32,080
Enos?
562
00:32:32,167 --> 00:32:34,343
Do you mean to tell me
he's gonna leave
563
00:32:34,430 --> 00:32:36,563
little Granny in there,
all by her lonesome?
564
00:32:36,650 --> 00:32:39,348
- I guess, we owe him one.
- I guess.
565
00:32:43,309 --> 00:32:45,398
The Duke boys.
566
00:32:45,485 --> 00:32:47,226
Look out, there's Rosco!
567
00:33:05,635 --> 00:33:08,029
We oughta be able to lose
him around the next turn.
568
00:33:20,085 --> 00:33:22,826
Danged, if it don't look like
'em boys will get in a hole
569
00:33:22,913 --> 00:33:24,002
in spite of themselves.
570
00:33:33,663 --> 00:33:35,491
Well, like they always say
571
00:33:35,578 --> 00:33:38,842
"Some people got it
and some people ain't."
572
00:33:45,414 --> 00:33:47,634
Breaka, breaka, breaka.
573
00:33:47,721 --> 00:33:50,941
'Rosco, you out there?
Come in. Come in.'
574
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,118
'This is Rosco, Boss.
I'm here.'
575
00:33:53,205 --> 00:33:55,424
Big Jim Downey
is comin' over to my office
576
00:33:55,511 --> 00:33:57,557
just a little sooner
than I expected
577
00:33:57,644 --> 00:34:01,952
with the do-re-mi for them
thingamadoodle-dee-dee.
578
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,780
'And I want you here with me'
579
00:34:03,867 --> 00:34:05,652
'just in case
there's any trouble.'
580
00:34:05,739 --> 00:34:08,089
So, hurry. Hurry.
Hurry on, will you! Hurry!
581
00:34:08,176 --> 00:34:10,744
I got the pedals
to the metal right now, Boss.
582
00:34:16,619 --> 00:34:17,620
Ooh! Ooh!
583
00:34:21,233 --> 00:34:23,104
'I'm-a-comin'. I'm-a-comin'.'
584
00:34:23,191 --> 00:34:25,498
Big Jim Downey from
Dixon Hill County, ain't it?
585
00:34:25,585 --> 00:34:27,065
Yeah.
586
00:34:27,152 --> 00:34:30,938
That must be who
Boss is selling 'em plates to.
587
00:34:31,025 --> 00:34:33,419
Well...don't matter none to me
588
00:34:33,506 --> 00:34:35,595
who we take them
plates from. Does it to you?
589
00:34:35,682 --> 00:34:37,162
Not a bit.
590
00:34:37,249 --> 00:34:39,251
- Let's do it.
- Alright.
591
00:34:41,035 --> 00:34:42,950
Here are the plates.
592
00:34:46,432 --> 00:34:48,086
They're good.
593
00:34:48,173 --> 00:34:50,000
Very good,
and they are worth it.
594
00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:52,220
- You bet they are.
- I'll take it.
595
00:34:52,307 --> 00:34:54,092
And I'll take
the fifty thousand.
596
00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:55,876
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Ha ha ha.
597
00:35:24,513 --> 00:35:27,951
I'd hate to see any man
who double crossed him..
598
00:35:28,038 --> 00:35:29,866
...or overcharged him.
599
00:35:31,216 --> 00:35:32,173
Can I just..
600
00:35:51,061 --> 00:35:52,802
- Let's go.
- You got it.
601
00:36:14,955 --> 00:36:16,522
Alright, now.
602
00:36:16,609 --> 00:36:18,263
Alright, let's do it now.
It's gonna work.
603
00:36:22,702 --> 00:36:26,532
- Howdy.
- Howdy.
604
00:36:26,619 --> 00:36:28,098
Y'all gentleman
having car problems?
605
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,100
Our friend is an expert
shade tree mechanic.
606
00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:31,667
Best in the county.
607
00:36:31,754 --> 00:36:34,627
Off duty. I'd be happy
to take a look at it. No charge.
608
00:36:34,714 --> 00:36:37,804
Let him take a look , Vic.
609
00:36:37,891 --> 00:36:40,589
Only thing we know about cars,
is where to put the key.
610
00:36:46,987 --> 00:36:51,644
Hm. I do love to watch 'em
boys do a good shuck n' jive.
611
00:36:51,731 --> 00:36:53,863
It looks like
it could be a blown gasket.
612
00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:57,258
'Jake, Cooter did them
and I can see right now'
613
00:36:57,345 --> 00:36:59,565
the distributor cap.
Look at that. Look. Look.
614
00:36:59,652 --> 00:37:01,567
You're both way off.
Now, check underneath.
615
00:37:01,654 --> 00:37:03,786
I'll bet you both
a round at the Boar's Nest
616
00:37:03,873 --> 00:37:05,266
it's a blown seal.
617
00:37:05,353 --> 00:37:07,790
Well, you could be right.
618
00:37:07,877 --> 00:37:10,228
It ain't right. It's the
distributor cap, I know it.
619
00:37:13,927 --> 00:37:17,322
Hey, hey, B.B. See any problem?
620
00:37:17,409 --> 00:37:18,975
'Nothing at all.'
621
00:37:23,850 --> 00:37:26,069
'Alright, get away!
This thing could blow!'
622
00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:28,898
'What is it?'
623
00:37:28,985 --> 00:37:31,031
- I gotta get those--
- Mister, get out of here.
624
00:37:41,737 --> 00:37:43,609
Hey, you all, take it easy.
625
00:37:43,696 --> 00:37:45,654
I think, she is
settlin' down now.
626
00:37:45,741 --> 00:37:47,613
It's gonna be alright.
627
00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:48,744
Let's go, boys.
628
00:37:59,712 --> 00:38:01,409
Listen, I'm real sorry
about this, fellas.
629
00:38:01,496 --> 00:38:03,672
Why don't you
just sit tight right here
630
00:38:03,759 --> 00:38:06,762
we'll shoot to my garage
and pick up a new oil seal.
631
00:38:06,849 --> 00:38:09,025
- We will be right back.
- Yeah, then don't go away.
632
00:38:09,112 --> 00:38:10,505
Just sit tight.
633
00:38:16,859 --> 00:38:21,255
- Hey boys, bingo.
- Ha! Ha ha ha.
634
00:38:21,342 --> 00:38:24,171
- Hound Dog lake.
635
00:38:31,831 --> 00:38:33,963
The plates are gone! But how?
636
00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:35,530
I'll tell you how.
637
00:38:35,617 --> 00:38:37,402
Them three
neighborly good old boys
638
00:38:37,489 --> 00:38:41,144
happen to belong to Boss Hogg.
639
00:38:44,670 --> 00:38:47,542
Hey Jim, I keep
telling ya, I don't know
640
00:38:47,629 --> 00:38:49,892
what the devil
you're talkin' about--
641
00:38:49,979 --> 00:38:52,460
Oh, I'm willing
to give you credit, Hogg.
642
00:38:52,547 --> 00:38:54,897
Them three boys you sent out
to lift them plates from us.
643
00:38:54,984 --> 00:38:58,118
Good. They were real good.
Well, they oughta go onto stage.
644
00:38:58,205 --> 00:39:01,121
Especially that
boy named, "Luke."
645
00:39:01,208 --> 00:39:03,993
Luke! Ho ho ho.
It's the Duke boys.
646
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,778
'Big Jim, I can
explain all that.'
647
00:39:05,865 --> 00:39:08,520
It's too late, Hogg.
648
00:39:08,607 --> 00:39:11,958
- Let's go.
649
00:39:12,045 --> 00:39:14,482
Some place you
ain't coming back from.
650
00:39:14,569 --> 00:39:16,397
Now, come on.
651
00:39:39,725 --> 00:39:41,988
Ooh, Boss.
652
00:39:42,075 --> 00:39:43,424
Poor Boss.
It ju..
653
00:39:44,686 --> 00:39:48,124
Ooh...ooh, ooh.
654
00:40:05,968 --> 00:40:09,232
Enos, this is
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.
655
00:40:09,319 --> 00:40:10,669
You got your ears on, boy?
656
00:40:18,938 --> 00:40:21,114
Enos, Enos.
Will ya please answer me?
657
00:40:21,201 --> 00:40:22,855
This is an emergency.
658
00:40:22,942 --> 00:40:25,510
'Enos, can you answer me?'
659
00:40:25,597 --> 00:40:29,209
'Enos, they got the boss.'
660
00:40:29,296 --> 00:40:30,993
'Nevermind, Enos.'
661
00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:36,390
Boy we gonna throw them
plates in, let's do it
662
00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:38,566
because Granny Annie
isn't gettin' younger
663
00:40:38,653 --> 00:40:39,611
sittin' over in that jail.
664
00:40:39,698 --> 00:40:40,568
Yeah.
665
00:40:40,655 --> 00:40:42,744
'Bo Duke.'
666
00:40:42,831 --> 00:40:44,398
Luke Duke.
667
00:40:44,485 --> 00:40:46,835
Are you out there?
You got your ears on?
668
00:40:46,922 --> 00:40:48,489
Thi-this is an emergency.
669
00:40:48,576 --> 00:40:51,623
Thi-this is Sheriff Rosco.
Will ya come in please?
670
00:40:52,841 --> 00:40:54,539
What do you suppose
Rosco wants?
671
00:40:54,626 --> 00:40:56,628
Somethin's wrong.
He said please.
672
00:40:59,544 --> 00:41:01,937
Yeah, it's Luke here, Rosco.
What's wrong?
673
00:41:02,024 --> 00:41:04,026
I'll tell you what's wrong.
674
00:41:04,113 --> 00:41:07,073
Big Jim Downey
has kidnapped the Boss.
675
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,467
He tied me up. They've got
the Boss out there somewhere.
676
00:41:09,554 --> 00:41:11,991
- They're gonna kill him.
677
00:41:12,078 --> 00:41:15,734
Because he thinks that
the Boss put you two boys
678
00:41:15,821 --> 00:41:18,606
up to double-crossin' him with
those plates that you've got.
679
00:41:18,693 --> 00:41:20,521
'It's all your fault.'
680
00:41:20,608 --> 00:41:23,219
Now look, Rosco.
This ain't our fault.
681
00:41:23,306 --> 00:41:27,920
'Look boys. The Boss, he ain't
always been the fairest.'
682
00:41:28,007 --> 00:41:31,576
Uh, ain't none of us perfect..
683
00:41:31,663 --> 00:41:35,014
...and...look, he, um..
684
00:41:35,101 --> 00:41:39,366
He's not only my brother-in-law,
he's a human being..
685
00:41:39,453 --> 00:41:42,021
...and, uh...I-I like him.
686
00:41:43,065 --> 00:41:46,242
He-he's my friend and..
687
00:41:46,329 --> 00:41:48,680
'...if Big Jim Downey
plants him'
688
00:41:48,767 --> 00:41:52,553
'under six feet of clover,
I'm gonna miss him.'
689
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:56,339
Now, if you boys
don't wanna help
690
00:41:56,426 --> 00:42:01,083
or get outta this predicament,
I can't blame ya.
691
00:42:01,170 --> 00:42:04,043
But if..
692
00:42:04,130 --> 00:42:07,220
...anything happens
to my little, fat buddy
693
00:42:07,307 --> 00:42:09,831
I ain't gonna forgive ya.
694
00:42:09,918 --> 00:42:13,531
Which way d'you think
they went?
695
00:42:13,618 --> 00:42:18,884
Th-they took him toward
Dixville County I-I believe.
696
00:42:18,971 --> 00:42:23,976
'And Bo, Luke.
God bless you for this.'
697
00:42:24,063 --> 00:42:26,195
Yeah, thanks, Rosco.
It's alright. Later.
698
00:42:27,370 --> 00:42:28,981
I'm gone.
699
00:42:30,852 --> 00:42:35,074
You know, Big Jim. I just had
my annual physical exam
700
00:42:35,161 --> 00:42:39,731
and the doctor told me
I'd live a long, long time.
701
00:42:39,818 --> 00:42:42,690
Now, you wouldn't wanna
make a liar out of a man
702
00:42:42,777 --> 00:42:45,388
who took the
Hypocritical Oath, would ya?
703
00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:47,956
Would ya?
704
00:42:51,699 --> 00:42:55,442
Would you listen
to me please?
705
00:42:55,529 --> 00:42:58,619
Well, if Luke's plan
to save Boss was gonna work
706
00:42:58,706 --> 00:43:00,882
he was gonna need the help
of Uncle Jesse..
707
00:43:00,969 --> 00:43:02,492
...and Daisy.
708
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,582
Okay, Luke.
I'm on my way, darlin'.
709
00:43:08,629 --> 00:43:11,937
And wound up gettin'
Rosco's help as a bonus.
710
00:43:12,024 --> 00:43:15,201
A man don't know what he can do till a friend's in trouble.
711
00:43:15,288 --> 00:43:16,855
That's Calico Road
up ahead.
712
00:43:16,942 --> 00:43:19,205
That oughta put us right between
them and Dixville County.
713
00:43:48,756 --> 00:43:50,062
Here they be.
714
00:43:52,542 --> 00:43:55,545
Uncle Jesse, Daisy. Now, we're
gonna cut through on Ridge Road
715
00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:56,808
head them back
towards Hazzard.
716
00:43:56,895 --> 00:43:58,418
You know what
to do, right?
717
00:43:58,505 --> 00:44:01,464
This is Sheriff Rosco.
What am I, chopped birch?
718
00:44:01,551 --> 00:44:02,814
Where are those critters?
719
00:44:02,901 --> 00:44:05,381
Well, it's Rosco.
Ha ha, he's loose.
720
00:44:05,468 --> 00:44:07,122
Good work, Rosco.
Tell you what.
721
00:44:07,209 --> 00:44:10,125
You can help us by settin' up
a roadblock on Tacoola Pass.
722
00:44:10,212 --> 00:44:12,084
- Yes, sir!
723
00:44:14,695 --> 00:44:17,393
What the heck am I doin'
callin' 'em Duke boys "sir?"
724
00:44:22,703 --> 00:44:24,052
Jim.
725
00:44:25,967 --> 00:44:27,882
Well, alright boys.
Let's turn 'em around.
726
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,325
Whoa! Ho ho ho.
It's the Duke boys.
727
00:44:58,086 --> 00:45:02,177
Come on! Move this thing!
Lose 'em, will ya?
728
00:45:02,264 --> 00:45:05,746
Hah, you'll never lose the
Dukes. Been tryin' to for years.
729
00:45:05,833 --> 00:45:07,400
Uncle Jesse,
they're comin' your way.
730
00:45:23,982 --> 00:45:25,723
He's comin' your way, Daisy.
731
00:45:35,167 --> 00:45:36,995
You got it now, Rosco.
732
00:45:38,474 --> 00:45:40,389
Look out.
733
00:45:56,492 --> 00:45:58,843
Alright, you two.
Hold it right there.
734
00:45:58,930 --> 00:46:00,540
Come on in here..
735
00:46:00,627 --> 00:46:02,455
Oh, here. Take this gun.
Cover 'em now.
736
00:46:02,542 --> 00:46:04,283
I hereby deputize ya.
737
00:46:04,370 --> 00:46:06,198
Wait, Boss,
I'll get you.
738
00:46:06,285 --> 00:46:07,634
- We'll help ya.
- Yeah.
739
00:46:07,721 --> 00:46:10,506
'Rosco, I need a helpin' hand.'
740
00:46:10,593 --> 00:46:13,118
'Give me your hand
to get outta here.'
741
00:46:16,034 --> 00:46:18,427
- Here we go, Boss.
- Get him outta there.
742
00:46:18,514 --> 00:46:21,039
Oh, oh, oh!
743
00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:25,608
- Here, I'll be right back.
- Get ba..
744
00:46:25,695 --> 00:46:28,176
Alright, Big Jim.
745
00:46:28,263 --> 00:46:30,352
You..
Will you quit that?
746
00:46:30,439 --> 00:46:33,225
You are goin' to prison for
the rest of your natural life.
747
00:46:33,312 --> 00:46:34,704
On what charge?
748
00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:36,489
Rosco, I'm a little bit
surprised at you.'
749
00:46:36,576 --> 00:46:38,360
You didn't check
that car careful enough.
750
00:46:38,447 --> 00:46:39,884
More careful?
751
00:46:39,971 --> 00:46:42,582
- Like checkin' the front seat.
- The front seat.
752
00:46:42,669 --> 00:46:44,889
- The front seat. Oh, Boss.
- Ah, ah, aah!
753
00:46:46,891 --> 00:46:48,675
'The front seat.'
754
00:46:54,333 --> 00:46:57,031
Ooh, ooh.
755
00:46:57,118 --> 00:46:59,077
Look here, counterfeit plates.
756
00:46:59,164 --> 00:47:01,470
- C'mon.
- Ugh!
757
00:47:01,557 --> 00:47:03,472
Gimme my hat.
758
00:47:06,954 --> 00:47:08,826
I got 'em, I got 'em.
759
00:47:08,913 --> 00:47:10,871
Oh, he he he.
760
00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:12,917
My engravin' plates.
761
00:47:13,004 --> 00:47:14,135
Oh, wait a minute, Boss.
762
00:47:14,222 --> 00:47:16,007
Don't you mean
their engravin' plates?
763
00:47:16,094 --> 00:47:20,011
That is unless you wanna drop
all the charges against 'em..
764
00:47:20,098 --> 00:47:22,491
...which'd leave 'em
free as a bird..
765
00:47:22,578 --> 00:47:24,319
...to do anything
they want..
766
00:47:24,406 --> 00:47:25,755
..to you.
767
00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:27,409
- Ja.
- Ooh.
768
00:47:27,496 --> 00:47:30,978
Uh...like I said..
769
00:47:32,632 --> 00:47:34,852
...their engravin' plates.
770
00:47:36,201 --> 00:47:38,420
Alright, you two.
I'm going to..
771
00:47:38,507 --> 00:47:40,683
- C'mon now.
- Let's go, Boss. C'mon.
772
00:47:40,770 --> 00:47:42,555
Well, Big Jim
and his sidekick
773
00:47:42,642 --> 00:47:45,210
were convicted of possession
of engravin' plates.
774
00:47:45,297 --> 00:47:47,777
Boss had to drop all charges
against the boys.
775
00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:50,389
As for Annie,
they let her go too.
776
00:47:50,476 --> 00:47:53,131
But her days of counterfeitin' five dollar bills was over.
777
00:47:53,218 --> 00:47:55,437
See y'all soon.
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