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♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪
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♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪
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♪ Beats all you never saw
been in trouble with the law ♪
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♪ Since the day they was born ♪
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♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪
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♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪
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♪ Someday the mountain
might get 'em ♪
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♪ But the law never will ♪
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♪ Makin' their way ♪
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♪ The only way they know how ♪
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♪ That's just
a little bit more ♪
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♪ Than the law will allow ♪
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♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪
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♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪
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♪ Fighting the system like
a true modern day Robin Hood ♪♪
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Yee-haw!
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Have you ever seen
such hairy pigs?
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Now, for all you all that are new to Hazzard County
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folks here tend to be
very individualistic.
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Like if there ain't no road
going to where they're going
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they'll make one.
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Especially if it's the
Dukes doing the going.
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We told Cooter,
we have to test out
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these new shocks
before we bought 'em.
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I can't figure out any
better way than this, can you?
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I'm sure the shocks can take it.
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I just ain't sure
my kidneys can.
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I love it. I love it.
I got 'em. I got 'em.
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Auxiliary Deputy Sheriff Cletus.
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'This is your leader
and superior officer'
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'Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane
here.'
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I have just caught
the Duke boys going a half mile
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over the speed limit
with my new radar gun.
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Sounds like, maybe their...
speedometer is out of whack
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and they don't know.
I'll give 'em a warning?
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Cletus, listen. I don't care
if you're Boss Hogg's cousin.
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If you don't make
this arrest and you goof up
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I'm gonna have your tail
for an ugly throw rug.
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You got that, boy?
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Yes, sir. I hope so.
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Please tell me that's
a fire truck behind us.
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Alright. That's a
fire truck behind us.
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'But Rosco's drivin' it.'
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I don't know why he's
chasing us. We're only going 55.
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Knowing Rosco, he'll figure out
some excuse after he catches us.
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Ain't no way I'm gonna
let him do that.
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Hang on.
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- Hang on.
- Alright.
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Those hicks really know
how to tool their wheels.
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Yeah, local fuzz
ain't bad either.
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- Yeah.
- This is Mother.
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The boys want the word
on a meeting place.
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Negative.
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We put that out over
the air and it'll make
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the St. Valentine's Day Massacre
look like Sunday school picnic.
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We'll get in touch when the boss
works somethin' out with Curly.
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Guess who, Curly?
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Money...manicure...garlic.
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Black Jack Bender!
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- So it is.
- Curly Hogg.
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I ain't seen you--
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Since you was running
shyin' to Chicago
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and I was picking
it up for the..
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- Syndicate.
- Organization.
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Sure are a sight
for these tired old eyes.
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Oh!
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Don't it just warm
your heart to see folks
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of different cultures
hit it off so good?
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Lot of cement overcoats under
the bridge since then, Curly?
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You ain't still in that
business, are you?
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You're kidding. That kind
of stuff went out with Capone.
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Oh!
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Right now, I'm
as legit as you are.
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I wish you could put it a mite
more reassuring than that.
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I thought you're
tryin' to lose Rosco.
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Luke, fish gotta take the bait
before we can reel him in.
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Oh-h-h!
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- Looks like he's okay.
- Hit it.
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Yup.
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So, I turned over a new leaf.
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Even took English
lessons at college.
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Remember, how I didn't
use to talk so good?
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Now I'm what you might
call the purveyor
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of recreational paraphernalia
to the younger generation.
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- It's a toy business.
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'Sounds right peaceful,
compared to the old days.'
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Ever hear of...
industrial spies?
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Mm-hmm.
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They're trying to steal
my new toy design.
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Well, I'll be..
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So, that's why me and
my associates would give..
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...ten grand for a meeting place
that'd be safe for 24 hours.
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To work out the design.
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How about the Hogg Hotel?
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All I gotta do is evict Widow
Stargrass from her suite.
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It's too public.
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Then, how about
Hogg's Incognito Motel?
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Everybody registers
under the name of Smith.
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- Too private.
- Alright, there is one spot.
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We try to keep people in.
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There's no reason it won't
work the other way.
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I'm talking about
the Hazzard County jail.
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You know, Curly, you lost
your hair, but not your brains.
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- Ten grand.
- Ah-ha!
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Get the other half
when the meeting is over.
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Providing there is no
outside interference.
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Black Jack, for this kinda money
I'd keep out the army
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the navy, the marine corps, the
air force and the boy scouts.
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Not to mention, the
Hazzard County Commission
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of Animal Regulation.
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- That's right.
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- Me.
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Where's your phone?
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Uh, payphone's right over there.
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Young lady, uh..
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...I was wondering if you
could change this here bill.
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I need coins to call my aged
mother. Keeps her happy.
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- I got my tips here.
- Thanks, honey.
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Keep the change.
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Mister, you just
gave me 50 bucks!
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Sorry, I never
carry anything smaller.
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Hello, Mother. This is B.J.,
your ever-loving son.
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'Tell the boys to head out for
a hick county called Hazzard.'
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- 'Meet me at the courthouse.'
- Boss, it makes 'em nervous.
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I don't care if it
does make 'em nervous
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considering their
current legal status.
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Just tell 'em to get
the lead up and be there.
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'Right, boss.'
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- See you in jail, Curly.
- Yeah, alright.
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How can a fella like
that be so polite to me
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and so rude to his mother?
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Drive me to the county jail.
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And no wisecracks.
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Seeing as how that river is too
shallow for even Rosco to drown
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I figure, Cletus ought to be
pulling him out right about now.
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Well, great, that'll
give us a clear shot
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at testing out
these new shocks.
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Ain't you got us into
enough trouble for one day?
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Look, Luke, I promise you.
Just one more jump.
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If you don't get
this fixed fast
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the others are gonna get
to the jail before we do.
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Sorry, boss. Can't figure
why the engine clogged out.
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And you majored
in auto mechanics
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in a federal pen.
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Not very bright.
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Alright, hang on, cousin.
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If they can take this,
they can take anything.
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What're you talking?
Shocks or kidneys?
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- 'Yee-haw!'
- Duck.
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All that crazy stunts.
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You dang near took the hat off
that one with the briefcase.
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I'm telling you,
dang near only counts
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in horseshoes
and hand grenades.
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We better go back there
and apologize. Come on.
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Yeah.
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What do you guys think
you're doing? I gotta--
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I'll give you a $100 to drive me
to the jailhouse post-haste.
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That's only about ten miles.
Sure, mister. We'll take that.
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Wait a minute.
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A 100 bucks
for five minutes work?
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Well, that'd be like high..
A highway robbery.
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Then one of you drives
and the other stays here
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'and helps these two mechanical
geniuses fix the car.'
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Well, you put it like that,
mister, you got yourself a deal.
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Yeah, well, maybe it's
the carburetor or something.
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Excuse me.
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I don't like the way
this day is starting.
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I don't like it at all.
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A car with doors
that won't open.
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Easy. Very easy.
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Hey, look. Here comes
another $35.42.
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Yeah. Ha ha ha.
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Well, step right inside, sir.
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Door at the end
of the little path.
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And on behalf of Hazzard County,
I wanna welcome you
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to the toy capital of the world.
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Hold it, punk. You're
wilting my boutonniere.
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Watch this.
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'I ain't never
seen Cooter jump like that'
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'just 'cause Boss whistled.'
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'Cause you ain't never seen Boss
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pay $35.42 just
to polish and garage
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his out of state
limos before either.
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Come on. Come on.
Move that.
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Alright, come on. Come on.
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Yeah! Oh! He-he.
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Hogg's the name.
Jefferson Davis Hogg.
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But you can call me Boss.
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The other way around,
fatso. You call me boss.
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- Here, take care of that.
Oh, ah-h!
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Well, he sure
ain't very friendly.
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You can't hardly blame him for
not wanting to shake Boss' hand.
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That's just good hygiene.
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Say, I know you
from the old days.
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You always flipping
a coin, huh? Just like that.
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- 'You're using a dollar now.'
- Inflation, shorty.
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'Yeah, I know what you mean.'
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Toy convention.
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- Hey, y'all.
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Look here.
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I don't think these guys
are going rabbit hunting.
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I don't know about y'all,
but I don't think
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'em city boys come
to Hazzard to hunt possums.
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So after Cooter
found all 'em guns
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we decided to check
the rest of the limos too.
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'What'd you find?'
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Uncle Jesse, let me put
it to you this way.
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If the south had
that much artillery
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we'd have never lost Atlanta.
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I don't like
the sound of it.
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Them kinda guns is illegal,
a lot of people could get hurt.
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Friends, neighbors, even some
folks we don't care about.
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For the good of Hazzard County,
we better find out
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'what them dudes is up to.'
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Since we can't trust the
sheriff, I guess it's up to us.
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What do you mean, us?
You coming too?
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What do you think?
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Us.
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Ain't that nice?
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We just don't see many families having fun together nowadays.
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Y'all know why we're here.
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The organization we built
with our own sweat and blood
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has fallen
into unfriendly hands
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specifically those
of our own sons.
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My own kids won't let
me go near the docks.
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What are you talking about?
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I ain't allowed into my own
horse parlors. I ain't even--
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They even got lookouts
to turn me back
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if I want to get
into Atlantic City..
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...me, who invented the
six slot machine Jackpot Parlay.
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- You're a genius.
- I know.
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Time we teach them
young punks a lesson.
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We gave 'em the gambling,
loan sharking, the black market
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'the broads and the booze.'
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To coin a phrase,
"What the godfathers giveth.."
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"Godfathers can taketh away."
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Morning.
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I've come to see
my boyfriend
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Deputy Sheriff Cletus Hawk.
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Sorry, honey,
he's out to breakfast.
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But it's almost noon.
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So? He's a big eater.
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Wait a minute.
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In that case
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00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,512
we'll just have a few
words with Sheriff Coltrane.
246
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:34,689
Gramps, if you don't
get your foot out of the door
247
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:36,778
it'll wind up
in a plastic cast.
248
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:39,955
Well, it's out.
249
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:49,660
- They don't want nobody in.
- Uh-huh.
250
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:51,662
I guess, we're just gonna
have to change their minds.
251
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:54,056
How you planning
on doing that?
252
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:57,320
Looks like one of us is gonna
have to get himself arrested.
253
00:16:57,407 --> 00:17:01,324
Boss, you know what bothered me?
254
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:05,198
Not only did Bo Duke try
to drown me but when I got back
255
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:08,070
to my office, I couldn't even
get in and change my uniform.
256
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:12,901
Well, keep your shirt on.
Get it? Keep your shirt on.
257
00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:16,296
Rosco, I rented out
your office, the jailhouse
258
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:19,125
and everything else there
for the next 24 hours.
259
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:21,692
- You, Boss, you-you..
- Hey, hey!
260
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,825
What're you trying to
do, you numbskull?
261
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:27,524
- Oh, I-I'm sorry about that.
262
00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:32,051
B
You rented out my office?
263
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:34,183
Now, why would you
do a thing like it?
264
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:37,099
Well, I did it
for a thing like this.
265
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:38,274
Ooh!
266
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:42,496
That's 50%
of a $10,000 bill.
267
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,280
That's a cute little devil.
268
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:48,893
- Uh..
- Mm.
269
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:51,505
I'll just plug that in there--
270
00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:54,508
And I'm gonna split that
with you, fifty-fifty.
271
00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:59,600
You mean to tell me, you're
gonna split fifty
272
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:01,297
I love it. I love it.
273
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,604
That's right. I'm gonna
give you 50%
274
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:07,086
of 50% of my 50%
when I get the other 50%
275
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:09,566
of that $10,000 bill on..
276
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,438
- One condition.
- One condition.
277
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,268
For the next 24 hours,
there ain't gonna be
278
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:16,312
no arrests in Hazzard County.
279
00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:17,661
No arrest.
280
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:20,490
Whatever they do,
whoever they are..
281
00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,275
nobody's gonna be
put in that jail.
282
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:24,103
Ain't going to put
'em in there.
283
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,931
- Nobody.
284
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,803
- Especially them Dukes.
- Especially them Dukes.
285
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:32,198
That's right. And Rosco,
if you let them Dukes
286
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:34,765
upset the apple cart
one more time
287
00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:36,724
you will wind up..
288
00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:38,769
- The night rent-a-cop.
- The night rent-a-cop
289
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:41,642
at Shorty's all-night rib shack.
290
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,470
- And pool hole.
- And pool hole.
291
00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:48,127
You missed a little
spot, it's here.
292
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:50,999
Ah!
293
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:55,960
Bo, here he comes.
294
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:59,573
Daisy, what do you got for a
very nervous and upset stomach?
295
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:02,880
Why, sure, Rosco. Let me
serve you up some pig's feet.
296
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:09,017
What do you mean you ain't
paying? It's your turn.
297
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:10,932
That's what I said, I ain't
gonna pay for them beers.
298
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:14,196
That's how you shucked and jived
me into paying the last time.
299
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:17,330
Wait a minute, are you
calling me a liar?
300
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:20,071
Yeah, you're damn right,
I'm calling you a liar.
301
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,204
Luke!
Listen, Luke.
302
00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:31,518
- Rosco, he started it.
- I don't care who started it.
303
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:33,998
That's right, Rosco. I started
it and I'm gonna finish it.
304
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:35,696
Well, listen.
Now, listen.
305
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:45,532
If that don't do it,
ain't nothing will.
306
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:50,363
Rosco, look,
I'm a peaceful old man.
307
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,495
But it wouldn't
hurt my feelings one bit
308
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:56,412
if you was to throw them
two in jail...post-haste.
309
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:58,153
Mm-hm, go on.
310
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,676
Oh, you..
311
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:05,421
Alright. Alright.
You know what I'm gonna do?
312
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,858
- I'm gonna--
- Forget the whole thing.
313
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:09,425
Forget the whole thing.
314
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:11,253
Now, there's nothing
else you can do.
315
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:18,086
Uh, you see, for next 24 hours,
that jail is being fumigated.
316
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:19,957
So, there's no use
arresting anybody
317
00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:22,046
if you ain't got
a place to put 'em.
318
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:25,572
'Oh, which reminds me, uh,
Daisy, look sharp now.'
319
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:29,532
Set some tables up
and deliver a dozen catfish
320
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:33,014
'and Champagne lunches
to the jailhouse'
321
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:35,234
'for that fumigating crew.'
322
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:37,279
And charge the whole mess to me.
323
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:38,280
Okay, Boss.
324
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:42,589
I don't know about you boys
325
00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:47,376
but when Boss Hogg starts
giving away something for free
326
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:49,378
I smell a rat.
327
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,424
Yeah, we smell it too,
but we just can't
328
00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:53,426
figure out how to get
into that jailhouse.
329
00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:55,602
Hey, that ought
to be easy enough.
330
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,430
Seeing as how Boss
was kind enough
331
00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:59,040
to supply us with the answer.
332
00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:00,650
What do you mean?
333
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:03,784
Twelve catfish
and Champagne dinners.
334
00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:05,089
Coming right up.
335
00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,974
Hi. Got your lunch here, sugar.
336
00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:22,150
You two just stand aside
and me and Cooter
337
00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:23,586
is gonna wheel it right in.
338
00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:25,545
Thanks for the company,
we can handle it.
339
00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:28,635
Catfish! This thing's heavy!
340
00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:30,332
Well, there's never
been anything light
341
00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:32,116
about Hazzard County cooking.
342
00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:34,989
Okay.
343
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,821
I don't like this one bit.
344
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,216
If they ain't out
of there in 15 minutes
345
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,307
I'm gonna load up for bear
and go in and get 'em.
346
00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:50,221
In the meantime,
we got work to do
347
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,181
so, we better just
go ahead with the plan.
348
00:22:00,014 --> 00:22:01,885
This thing's heavy.
349
00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:15,029
Before we cut up that lunch,
how about we finish
350
00:22:15,116 --> 00:22:17,379
cutting up the numbers racket?
351
00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:19,903
I'll take the south east,
working out of Miami.
352
00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:22,993
Oh, that's great. While you're
on a beach pickin' up a suntan
353
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,518
I'm in Chicago
up to my ears in icicles.
354
00:22:25,605 --> 00:22:27,346
We'll call you when
we're ready to eat.
355
00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:30,044
You want hot?
I'll give you hot.
356
00:22:30,131 --> 00:22:32,873
Give me your numbers in Chicago,
I'll give you my loan sharking
357
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,441
'in Vegas and you got hot.'
358
00:22:35,528 --> 00:22:39,053
As long as he doesn't
muscle in on my slot machines.
359
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:41,098
Last joker who tried that
is still in the bottom
360
00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:43,710
of Lake Mead...
stuffed with nickels.
361
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,627
Well, genius.
362
00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:50,107
This time, I really
stuck my foot in it.
363
00:22:50,194 --> 00:22:52,022
Mafia Summit Meeting.
364
00:22:52,109 --> 00:22:53,763
Let's amscray.
365
00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:57,637
Hands, don't fail me now.
366
00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:42,638
Ha-ha. Well, hi, fellas. It sure
is nice to see y'all again.
367
00:23:42,725 --> 00:23:44,597
'A little coffee after lunch?'
368
00:23:44,684 --> 00:23:48,339
Rogers, find that scruffy rube
that runs the garage.
369
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:51,038
We need a car to take
these boys for a little ride.
370
00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:53,562
You don't have to go to all that
trouble, we'll just walk out.
371
00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:55,782
After what
you two heard? No way.
372
00:23:55,869 --> 00:24:01,178
What my colleague means is, uh,
you shouldn't have butted in.
373
00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:03,224
Just when I was
beginning to like you.
374
00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:08,577
Now, wait a minute, mister.
I-I like you too
375
00:24:08,664 --> 00:24:10,797
but couldn't we
just shake hands?
376
00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:12,973
There ain't been a handshake
invented that means
377
00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:14,931
what that kiss does, hayseed.
378
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:24,463
Cousin, he just gave us
the kiss of death.
379
00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:26,552
Now, what do you think
about folks that mix up
380
00:24:26,639 --> 00:24:28,162
kissing and killing?
381
00:24:33,689 --> 00:24:37,345
- 'Okay, let's get rid of 'em.'
- 'Alright, move 'em out.'
382
00:24:37,432 --> 00:24:39,042
Come on, let's go.
Move it out.
383
00:24:39,129 --> 00:24:40,696
Let's move it, move it, move it.
384
00:24:40,783 --> 00:24:42,959
- Come on, you guys.
- Come on, you, let's move.
385
00:24:43,046 --> 00:24:44,395
- That's right.
- Yeah, yeah.
386
00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:46,049
Keep going. Keep going.
Come on, now.
387
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,713
Let's just take it easy, guys.
388
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,149
We don't want
any innocent by-standers
389
00:24:59,236 --> 00:25:00,629
getting hurt, now, do we?
390
00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:10,726
Come on, get in the car.
391
00:25:18,255 --> 00:25:20,170
Hey! Where's it going?
392
00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:34,924
Alright, Daisy! Way to go, babe!
393
00:25:36,317 --> 00:25:37,971
Yoo-hoo!
394
00:25:51,114 --> 00:25:53,247
I gotta drop back their package.
395
00:26:11,526 --> 00:26:14,268
That broad in the red car.
She must've picked them up.
396
00:26:16,052 --> 00:26:17,576
You follow 'em.
I'll get the others.
397
00:26:24,539 --> 00:26:26,541
Well, they bought it.
398
00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:29,239
As soon as 'em boys figure out
we ain't in General Lee
399
00:26:29,326 --> 00:26:32,025
the FBI ought to be on 'em
just like bees to honey.
400
00:26:36,769 --> 00:26:39,728
That's providing we can get to
a phone before they get to us.
401
00:26:39,815 --> 00:26:41,121
Come on.
402
00:26:43,819 --> 00:26:45,125
There they go!
403
00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:01,620
Move it, move it!
404
00:27:03,752 --> 00:27:05,536
'Let's go, let's go!'
405
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,277
Come on, come on.
They went this way.
406
00:27:16,809 --> 00:27:18,811
- Up.
407
00:27:30,561 --> 00:27:31,954
Alright, they've gotta
be around.
408
00:27:32,041 --> 00:27:33,913
You guys, to the right.
You come with me.
409
00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,483
Cooter's gonna be mad at us
for breaking his window.
410
00:28:22,570 --> 00:28:25,225
Hey, we're in a state of siege.
All's fair in love and war.
411
00:28:25,312 --> 00:28:27,009
- Come on.
- Right.
412
00:28:41,981 --> 00:28:45,027
Hello, Maybell.
Give me the FBI in Atlanta.
413
00:28:45,114 --> 00:28:48,683
Sure thing, Luke...dear.
414
00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:51,599
I want every road
out of this burg cut off
415
00:28:51,686 --> 00:28:53,993
till we find out where
the local stool pigeons
416
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,822
are nested...and pop 'em.
417
00:28:56,909 --> 00:29:00,216
Eh, just hold on there,
Black Jack, old friend.
418
00:29:00,303 --> 00:29:02,828
Not that I'm exactly
in love with 'em Duke boys
419
00:29:02,915 --> 00:29:06,527
but I don't intend to stand here
and see 'em roughed at.
420
00:29:06,614 --> 00:29:10,009
In that case, stubby,
you better sit.
421
00:29:15,014 --> 00:29:16,058
- Hey, Boss.
- Dah!
422
00:29:16,145 --> 00:29:17,538
- Boss.
- Oh!
423
00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:18,669
Listen, I don't..
424
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,062
You really think those guys
425
00:29:20,149 --> 00:29:21,585
are into toy
manufacturing business?
426
00:29:21,672 --> 00:29:23,457
- No, ding-ding.
- No.
427
00:29:23,544 --> 00:29:25,415
When I rented out
the jailhouse to 'em
428
00:29:25,502 --> 00:29:28,941
I thought they was
as honest as you and me.
429
00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:30,725
Hold your tongue.
430
00:29:32,335 --> 00:29:34,685
What do you suppose
is keeping the FBI?
431
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:35,948
I don't know.
432
00:29:36,035 --> 00:29:37,471
Let's give her
a buzz to remind her
433
00:29:37,558 --> 00:29:39,690
she was supposed
to call us back.
434
00:29:41,257 --> 00:29:42,693
It's too late
for that now.
435
00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,695
That was the
phone company office.
436
00:29:52,878 --> 00:29:54,009
Oh, Lord!
437
00:30:00,102 --> 00:30:01,495
Get the cord.
438
00:30:10,504 --> 00:30:12,245
Are you alright, Maybell?
439
00:30:12,332 --> 00:30:14,551
It's just that everything
happened so fast.
440
00:30:14,638 --> 00:30:16,597
Those city men
came in there and--
441
00:30:16,684 --> 00:30:18,860
Blew up the switchboard to
make sure, rest of the country
442
00:30:18,947 --> 00:30:20,862
wouldn't know what was
happening here in Hazzard.
443
00:30:20,949 --> 00:30:23,604
What're we gonna do now?
Send out a carrier pigeon?
444
00:30:23,691 --> 00:30:25,693
The only chance
we got of staying alive
445
00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:29,131
is to get to the FBI before
Bender and his mob gets to us.
446
00:30:29,218 --> 00:30:31,090
'
- Yeah.
447
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:49,151
Yee-haw! Atlanta,
here we come.
448
00:30:49,238 --> 00:30:50,674
I'm afraid you got it
backwards, cousin.
449
00:30:50,761 --> 00:30:52,328
We're heading
the wrong direction.
450
00:30:52,415 --> 00:30:54,983
Oh, I ain't. Not if you
consider what's behind us.
451
00:30:58,204 --> 00:31:00,119
Black Jack from Poker One.
452
00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:02,904
We just spotted those pigeons
at Oak Bridge on highway 12.
453
00:31:02,991 --> 00:31:04,427
'They're headed south.'
454
00:31:04,514 --> 00:31:06,429
That should put 'em
just about there.
455
00:31:09,432 --> 00:31:13,088
Yeah. It's just
where we want 'em.
456
00:31:13,175 --> 00:31:17,179
- Let us know when you nail 'em.
- 'Will do, boss.'
457
00:31:18,659 --> 00:31:20,182
Me rootin' for the Dukes.
458
00:31:20,269 --> 00:31:23,185
I never thought
I'd live to see that day.
459
00:31:23,272 --> 00:31:26,972
You might not just
live to see any day.
460
00:31:27,059 --> 00:31:28,016
Ooh, ooh!
461
00:31:48,297 --> 00:31:51,561
In case you hadn't thought,
Jenson's Bridge is still here.
462
00:31:51,648 --> 00:31:53,259
Ain't no sweat, cousin
463
00:31:53,346 --> 00:31:56,088
'cause I've jumped
that creek a dozen times.
464
00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:58,742
But not with that limo
right where you usually land.
465
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,226
Them boys ain't kidding.
466
00:32:09,101 --> 00:32:11,103
Don't ask me how it's
going to come out.
467
00:32:11,190 --> 00:32:13,018
You're on your own.
I don't know.
468
00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:21,983
Yee-haw!
469
00:32:30,992 --> 00:32:32,733
You must be slipping.
470
00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:34,691
You missed 'em
by a couple of feet.
471
00:32:34,778 --> 00:32:38,260
Black Jack from Poker One.
You won't believe this.
472
00:32:38,347 --> 00:32:40,567
They jumped a creek
and got past the two of us.
473
00:32:40,654 --> 00:32:42,134
'What do we do now?'
474
00:32:45,528 --> 00:32:48,053
Turn around. Cut off
highway 12 at the county line.
475
00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:51,317
Poker Two, do the
same on State 17.
476
00:32:51,404 --> 00:32:54,798
Three and four, cut off
all the roads leading north.
477
00:32:54,885 --> 00:32:56,800
Have I overlooked anything?
478
00:32:56,887 --> 00:33:00,761
Nothing that I can think of,
Black Jack, old friend.
479
00:33:00,848 --> 00:33:03,329
Except,
he-he-he..
480
00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:07,115
...the other half
of this $10,000 bill.
481
00:33:07,202 --> 00:33:09,770
You haven't changed a bit,
Curly. You're still all--
482
00:33:09,857 --> 00:33:11,946
- Wallet.
- Eh.
483
00:33:12,033 --> 00:33:13,426
Oh, he-he.
484
00:33:13,513 --> 00:33:16,516
No, I-I just didn't
want you boys walk out of here
485
00:33:16,603 --> 00:33:18,822
with a bad conscience
for welching.
486
00:33:18,909 --> 00:33:20,302
Welching?
487
00:33:22,783 --> 00:33:25,003
Forget it. I didn't
say anything.
488
00:33:28,354 --> 00:33:30,269
Cuz, I'm about fed up
with running away
489
00:33:30,356 --> 00:33:32,010
from these guys.
490
00:33:32,097 --> 00:33:33,968
You know, I guess
it's about time
491
00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:36,623
for us to show 'em
just what we can do.
492
00:33:41,149 --> 00:33:42,803
No, sir.
493
00:33:42,890 --> 00:33:45,936
The way I see it, this ain't
just one of your everyday
494
00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:49,288
Hazzard County
skirmishes against two..
495
00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:52,639
...uh, local elements
too closely related to mention.
496
00:33:52,726 --> 00:33:54,554
What are you talking about?
497
00:33:54,641 --> 00:33:57,296
We're talking about
your Cousin Boss, you dipstick.
498
00:33:57,383 --> 00:33:58,732
Oh-oh, well.
499
00:33:58,819 --> 00:34:01,648
So, what we got here
is an all-out war
500
00:34:01,735 --> 00:34:03,258
against outside forces.
501
00:34:03,345 --> 00:34:04,738
Yeah. But that
ain't gonna be easy.
502
00:34:04,825 --> 00:34:07,045
Considering they outnumber
us about two to one.
503
00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:09,221
Yeah, that's even
if we count Daisy.
504
00:34:09,308 --> 00:34:11,440
We better dang
well count Daisy.
505
00:34:11,527 --> 00:34:13,964
Especially since she's gonna be
the one firing the first shot.
506
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:16,793
How?
- Easy.
507
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,405
Just doing
what comes naturally.
508
00:34:21,624 --> 00:34:24,062
Hey! Hi, fellas.
509
00:34:27,543 --> 00:34:30,590
Y'all are at my
favorite swimming hole.
510
00:34:30,677 --> 00:34:32,983
Hope you don't mind
if I go skinny-dippin'.
511
00:34:37,771 --> 00:34:39,077
Skinny
512
00:34:56,006 --> 00:34:56,964
Look.
513
00:35:00,924 --> 00:35:05,538
'This water feels
so good on my bare body.'
514
00:35:14,547 --> 00:35:16,723
'Where'd she go?
What happened?'
515
00:35:24,513 --> 00:35:25,819
'Ah! Eh!'
516
00:35:29,257 --> 00:35:32,913
Howdy, boys. Mind
if I pass? Thank you.
517
00:35:35,524 --> 00:35:37,135
Hey, ain't that the old coot
518
00:35:37,222 --> 00:35:38,962
that tried to get in
the jail this morning?
519
00:35:56,458 --> 00:36:00,375
Bo, Luke...brung
some grub for ya.
520
00:36:02,595 --> 00:36:03,900
Jackpot.
521
00:36:05,902 --> 00:36:08,078
- 'Thanks for the tip, pops.'
- Alright, come on out.
522
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:10,298
We know you're in there.
Come out or we drag you out.
523
00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:13,214
- Just come out.
- Come on, come on out.
524
00:36:34,235 --> 00:36:37,847
You boys ain't quite got used to
this country living, have you?
525
00:36:43,331 --> 00:36:45,028
'Hey! How're y'all doing?'
526
00:36:49,859 --> 00:36:52,035
Tell me something.
527
00:36:52,122 --> 00:36:54,647
Is it worth a couple of
hundred dollars to y'all
528
00:36:54,734 --> 00:36:57,867
if I tell you where
them Duke boys is hiding?
529
00:36:57,954 --> 00:37:00,218
Is it worth this
to you if you don't?
530
00:37:02,089 --> 00:37:05,832
No. Well, I guess you just
can't win 'em all, can you?
531
00:37:05,919 --> 00:37:07,529
They're in the trunk
of that car.
532
00:37:20,107 --> 00:37:21,239
Ah!
533
00:37:23,676 --> 00:37:24,590
'Ah-ow!'
534
00:37:28,942 --> 00:37:31,031
- Yeah!
- Ha-ha-ha.
535
00:37:33,207 --> 00:37:35,165
- They're mean but they're dumb.
- Yeah.
536
00:37:43,130 --> 00:37:45,828
So much for Luke's plan
to take care of the soldiers.
537
00:37:45,915 --> 00:37:48,440
Now, it's Jesse's turn
to flush out the generals.
538
00:38:04,673 --> 00:38:06,196
I don't like it, Jack.
539
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,286
We ain't been able to contact
the boys in over an hour.
540
00:38:08,373 --> 00:38:11,114
Oh! Maybe that's them now.
541
00:38:13,029 --> 00:38:15,293
Oh, sorry.
We gave at the office.
542
00:38:16,685 --> 00:38:18,905
Oh!
543
00:38:18,992 --> 00:38:21,560
I appreciate you trying
to spare me the sight
544
00:38:21,647 --> 00:38:24,519
of these skunks, but
I got a message for 'em.
545
00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:29,872
Now, we got all
your boys. All eight of 'em.
546
00:38:29,959 --> 00:38:31,787
And they're willing
to blow the whistle on you.
547
00:38:31,874 --> 00:38:35,922
So...that's why we couldn't
reach the guys on the radio.
548
00:38:36,009 --> 00:38:38,054
Okay, pops, so you
got our associates.
549
00:38:38,141 --> 00:38:39,360
What do you want from us?
550
00:38:39,447 --> 00:38:42,276
Well, long as
you got no army now..
551
00:38:42,363 --> 00:38:43,930
...just give yourselves up
552
00:38:44,017 --> 00:38:46,759
'and we'll see that
you get a fair trial..'
553
00:38:46,846 --> 00:38:48,804
...before we hang ya.
554
00:38:48,891 --> 00:38:51,198
- Rosco.
Huh?
555
00:38:51,285 --> 00:38:52,547
Lock 'em up.
556
00:38:52,634 --> 00:38:55,681
Ooh, uh, uh, Jesse,
I can't do that.
557
00:38:55,768 --> 00:38:58,466
Y-you see,
I-I need a warrant.
558
00:38:58,553 --> 00:39:00,120
'I-I'll get the warrant
from Boss Hogg'
559
00:39:00,207 --> 00:39:01,469
'before he gets out the door.'
560
00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:07,170
Well, you're the justice.
Make out a warrant.
561
00:39:07,257 --> 00:39:11,392
Me Jesse, I don't believe
you realize what you're asking.
562
00:39:11,479 --> 00:39:15,483
Don't you realize
as long as these..
563
00:39:15,570 --> 00:39:18,312
...hoodlums are free,
my boys are in danger?
564
00:39:18,399 --> 00:39:20,314
Let's grab the old man.
565
00:39:21,489 --> 00:39:23,665
Make his kids surrender.
566
00:39:23,752 --> 00:39:26,625
Gentlemen, please.
567
00:39:26,712 --> 00:39:29,192
Far be it from us
to harm a messenger
568
00:39:29,279 --> 00:39:32,195
under the handkerchief
of truce.
569
00:39:32,282 --> 00:39:34,676
Put away them rods.
All of you.
570
00:39:44,947 --> 00:39:47,602
Tell your boys, we wanna
think it over, gramps.
571
00:39:47,689 --> 00:39:49,561
Don't think too long, punk.
572
00:39:54,566 --> 00:39:58,004
Oh, hey, thank you.
Thank you, Black Jack.
573
00:39:58,091 --> 00:40:00,006
Jesse may be an old enemy
574
00:40:00,093 --> 00:40:02,312
but he's an old friend too.
575
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,966
'Um, M-Mr. Bender.'
576
00:40:04,053 --> 00:40:06,316
Now, I don't mean
to tell you your business
577
00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:08,144
but you shouldn't
let old Jesse go.
578
00:40:08,231 --> 00:40:12,061
His nephews are the only ones
that can testify against you.
579
00:40:12,148 --> 00:40:15,238
You're right, Curly.
Your smokey is a dipstick.
580
00:40:15,325 --> 00:40:17,719
Now, we're gonna
borrow your car
581
00:40:17,806 --> 00:40:20,113
so we can trail that old codger
582
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,028
right to the ones
we're after.
583
00:40:22,115 --> 00:40:23,421
Let's go.
584
00:40:26,075 --> 00:40:27,512
Boss, what happens now?
585
00:40:27,599 --> 00:40:29,949
Well, while Bender's
trailing old Jesse
586
00:40:30,036 --> 00:40:32,212
we're going to be
trailing old Bender.
587
00:40:49,838 --> 00:40:52,058
We gotta get those kids.
They heard everything we said.
588
00:40:52,145 --> 00:40:53,581
'I'll take the wheel.'
589
00:41:00,196 --> 00:41:03,156
Come on, Rosco. Take
your car and follow 'em.
590
00:41:03,243 --> 00:41:04,462
- Yeah.
591
00:41:08,901 --> 00:41:10,424
The winning side.
592
00:41:11,599 --> 00:41:13,253
Whoever that is.
593
00:41:17,779 --> 00:41:19,085
Let's go.
594
00:41:40,628 --> 00:41:42,325
I can't look.
595
00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:48,723
'Buckle up for safety.'
596
00:41:48,810 --> 00:41:51,378
Rosco, would you...
get on now.
597
00:41:51,465 --> 00:41:53,423
I thought you could
drive better than this.
598
00:42:03,564 --> 00:42:06,306
Boy, you're some driver. What're
you trying to do, kill us?
599
00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:09,439
Hey!
600
00:42:13,356 --> 00:42:14,532
Hey!
601
00:42:18,318 --> 00:42:19,972
Blast it. He's going..
602
00:42:20,059 --> 00:42:22,975
Yeah, we better hightail
before they catch sight of us.
603
00:42:24,672 --> 00:42:26,500
Are you trying
to take us for a real ride?
604
00:42:26,587 --> 00:42:27,980
Oh, shut up.
605
00:42:44,126 --> 00:42:46,346
I wonder if those guys know
this is a traffic circle.
606
00:42:46,433 --> 00:42:48,348
Well, Jesse does.
That's all that counts.
607
00:42:48,435 --> 00:42:50,742
Now, believe it or not,
this here circle chase
608
00:42:50,829 --> 00:42:53,135
is part of the Dukes' plan.
609
00:42:53,222 --> 00:42:54,876
Whatever that is.
610
00:42:56,965 --> 00:42:59,054
Step on it.
We're losing him.
611
00:42:59,141 --> 00:43:01,666
I'm doing 60 now.
612
00:43:01,753 --> 00:43:03,319
Oh, we ain't the only ones.
613
00:43:12,633 --> 00:43:14,548
Yee-hoo!
614
00:43:21,294 --> 00:43:23,426
Forget those rubes.
Let's get the other rubes.
615
00:43:26,386 --> 00:43:29,519
Dang city drivers, they
made me wreck my own patrol car.
616
00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,565
Not to mention
what you did to this one.
617
00:43:31,652 --> 00:43:34,263
- Look!
618
00:43:34,350 --> 00:43:35,917
We done sprung
a leak, ain't we?
619
00:43:36,004 --> 00:43:39,312
You dimwit! Now, you
catch up with them fast.
620
00:43:39,399 --> 00:43:42,010
Or the cost of repairs
is coming out of your pay.
621
00:43:42,097 --> 00:43:44,578
- For the next 20 years.
- Oh! I'm going.
622
00:44:03,075 --> 00:44:05,251
That's them. Right in
our hands. Let's go get 'em.
623
00:44:31,494 --> 00:44:35,150
Oh, Rosco, you dang
dodo-brain. You did it again.
624
00:44:35,237 --> 00:44:36,761
It is a mess.
Ain't it?
625
00:44:36,848 --> 00:44:38,806
I guess, you're gonna
cancel my insurance now.
626
00:44:38,893 --> 00:44:40,721
Because you can't
see at two feet.
627
00:44:40,808 --> 00:44:43,289
- I ought to hit you.
628
00:44:43,376 --> 00:44:45,291
Come on, let's go.
629
00:44:58,043 --> 00:44:59,914
Ha-ha-ha.
What do you know.
630
00:45:00,001 --> 00:45:01,916
We got the stoolies
right where we want 'em.
631
00:45:02,003 --> 00:45:03,613
Now, look, mister.
Don't-don't shoot us.
632
00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:05,398
We'll, uh, we'll surrender.
633
00:45:05,485 --> 00:45:07,835
W-we won't say
nothing if you let us go.
634
00:45:07,922 --> 00:45:10,490
- Not a chance, sucker.
- Alright, we got 'em.
635
00:45:13,319 --> 00:45:15,887
- I think we ought to blast 'em.
- I say, no.
636
00:45:15,974 --> 00:45:18,498
I say, put 'em in
cement and in the river.
637
00:45:18,585 --> 00:45:20,543
Cement, cement, cement
went out 30 years ago.
638
00:45:25,635 --> 00:45:28,160
- Now. Now!
639
00:45:28,247 --> 00:45:30,162
- Cut the rope now.
- Oh!
640
00:45:32,555 --> 00:45:33,731
Yee-haw!
641
00:45:37,691 --> 00:45:41,434
Black Jack, I beg of you.
Spare them innocent boys.
642
00:45:41,521 --> 00:45:44,524
I'll put them in prison where
they'll never bother you again.
643
00:45:44,611 --> 00:45:47,135
I'm afraid, you got it
all wrong, Cousin Boss.
644
00:45:47,222 --> 00:45:50,008
Looks like it's gonna be
the other way around.
645
00:45:50,095 --> 00:45:52,010
Well, I'll be sweet.
646
00:45:52,097 --> 00:45:54,577
Well, Rosco.
You've done it again.
647
00:45:54,664 --> 00:45:56,144
What? Oh!
648
00:45:56,231 --> 00:45:59,626
- Well, there you are.
649
00:45:59,713 --> 00:46:01,759
Despite your driving left foot
650
00:46:01,846 --> 00:46:03,848
we came out
on the winning side.
651
00:46:03,935 --> 00:46:07,503
Yeah, I've seen better
looking strings of catfish.
652
00:46:07,590 --> 00:46:10,463
- Let's make a deal.
- 'I wanna talk to my lawyer.'
653
00:46:10,550 --> 00:46:13,466
Hush! Now, you're
all under arrest.
654
00:46:13,553 --> 00:46:15,163
Cletus, read 'em their rights.
655
00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:17,687
Uh, y'all have the right to
remain silent. If you give up--
656
00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:19,298
That's enough.
You know they're guilty.
657
00:46:19,385 --> 00:46:22,823
You can tell by their
beady little eyes.
658
00:46:22,910 --> 00:46:24,477
Don't you threaten me.
659
00:46:34,226 --> 00:46:36,750
Southern hospitality!
660
00:46:36,837 --> 00:46:38,230
Excuse me,
can I help you there?
661
00:46:38,317 --> 00:46:40,580
- Allow me.
662
00:46:40,667 --> 00:46:42,060
Hoorah-hiya!
663
00:46:47,848 --> 00:46:50,329
Get on in that
limousine here.
664
00:46:50,416 --> 00:46:52,766
'Hey, Luke, you make sure
I get them handcuffs back.'
665
00:46:52,853 --> 00:46:55,856
'W
Just get 'em in there.'
666
00:47:03,733 --> 00:47:05,039
Excuse me, Rosco.
667
00:47:07,955 --> 00:47:09,043
Rosco!
668
00:47:11,002 --> 00:47:14,005
Naturally, Boss and Rosco
took all the credit
669
00:47:14,092 --> 00:47:15,920
even though they
missed out on the cash.
670
00:47:16,007 --> 00:47:18,052
Y'all don't spend it all
in oneplace, now.
671
00:47:20,794 --> 00:47:23,753
Of course Rosco's 50% of 50%
672
00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:27,061
of Boss' 50%
of that $10,000 bill
673
00:47:27,148 --> 00:47:29,542
added up to nothing
more than 200%
674
00:47:29,629 --> 00:47:31,500
of a massive confetti.
675
00:47:34,634 --> 00:47:36,201
See y'all in church.
676
00:47:39,247 --> 00:47:41,380
Daisy made sure Cletus
got a proper reward
677
00:47:41,467 --> 00:47:44,905
for his part
in the proceedings.
678
00:47:44,992 --> 00:47:48,082
And that's how Bo and Luke took the syndicate for a ride..
679
00:47:48,169 --> 00:47:50,868
...all the way
to the FBI in Atlanta.
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