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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,396 --> 00:00:08,747 ♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪ 2 00:00:08,834 --> 00:00:10,793 ♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪ 3 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:16,190 ♪ Beats all you never saw been in trouble with the law ♪ 4 00:00:16,277 --> 00:00:18,148 ♪ Since the day they was born ♪ 5 00:00:19,802 --> 00:00:21,847 ♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪ 6 00:00:23,545 --> 00:00:25,460 ♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪ 7 00:00:27,505 --> 00:00:29,638 ♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪ 8 00:00:29,725 --> 00:00:31,379 ♪ But the law never will ♪ 9 00:00:33,337 --> 00:00:36,036 ♪ Makin' their way ♪ 10 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:38,038 ♪ The only way they know how ♪ 11 00:00:40,779 --> 00:00:42,912 ♪ That's just a little bit more ♪ 12 00:00:42,999 --> 00:00:45,001 ♪ Than the law will allow ♪ 13 00:00:46,307 --> 00:00:48,048 ♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪ 14 00:00:49,527 --> 00:00:51,703 ♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪ 15 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:57,666 ♪ Fighting the system like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪♪ 16 00:00:57,753 --> 00:00:59,407 Yee-haw! 17 00:01:14,987 --> 00:01:16,641 Have you ever seen such hairy pigs? 18 00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:32,135 Now, for all you all that are new to Hazzard County 19 00:01:32,222 --> 00:01:35,356 folks here tend to be very individualistic. 20 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:37,836 Like if there ain't no road going to where they're going 21 00:01:37,923 --> 00:01:39,360 they'll make one. 22 00:01:39,447 --> 00:01:41,579 Especially if it's the Dukes doing the going. 23 00:01:50,022 --> 00:01:51,720 We told Cooter, we have to test out 24 00:01:51,807 --> 00:01:53,722 these new shocks before we bought 'em. 25 00:01:53,809 --> 00:01:56,203 I can't figure out any better way than this, can you? 26 00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:58,118 I'm sure the shocks can take it. 27 00:01:58,205 --> 00:01:59,989 I just ain't sure my kidneys can. 28 00:02:17,398 --> 00:02:20,966 I love it. I love it. I got 'em. I got 'em. 29 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:23,360 Auxiliary Deputy Sheriff Cletus. 30 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:25,232 'This is your leader and superior officer' 31 00:02:25,319 --> 00:02:28,409 'Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane here.' 32 00:02:28,496 --> 00:02:31,586 I have just caught the Duke boys going a half mile 33 00:02:31,673 --> 00:02:34,154 over the speed limit with my new radar gun. 34 00:02:36,068 --> 00:02:38,245 Sounds like, maybe their... speedometer is out of whack 35 00:02:38,332 --> 00:02:40,769 and they don't know. I'll give 'em a warning? 36 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:45,991 Cletus, listen. I don't care if you're Boss Hogg's cousin. 37 00:02:46,078 --> 00:02:48,603 If you don't make this arrest and you goof up 38 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:51,562 I'm gonna have your tail for an ugly throw rug. 39 00:02:51,649 --> 00:02:53,390 You got that, boy? 40 00:02:53,477 --> 00:02:54,783 Yes, sir. I hope so. 41 00:03:19,111 --> 00:03:21,331 Please tell me that's a fire truck behind us. 42 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:25,770 Alright. That's a fire truck behind us. 43 00:03:25,857 --> 00:03:27,468 'But Rosco's drivin' it.' 44 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:30,384 I don't know why he's chasing us. We're only going 55. 45 00:03:30,471 --> 00:03:34,388 Knowing Rosco, he'll figure out some excuse after he catches us. 46 00:03:34,475 --> 00:03:36,651 Ain't no way I'm gonna let him do that. 47 00:03:36,738 --> 00:03:37,826 Hang on. 48 00:03:57,106 --> 00:03:58,499 - Hang on. - Alright. 49 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:09,249 Those hicks really know how to tool their wheels. 50 00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:18,736 Yeah, local fuzz ain't bad either. 51 00:04:23,088 --> 00:04:25,003 - Yeah. - This is Mother. 52 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:27,005 The boys want the word on a meeting place. 53 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:28,529 Negative. 54 00:04:28,616 --> 00:04:30,270 We put that out over the air and it'll make 55 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:33,403 the St. Valentine's Day Massacre look like Sunday school picnic. 56 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:36,493 We'll get in touch when the boss works somethin' out with Curly. 57 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:38,060 Guess who, Curly? 58 00:04:41,063 --> 00:04:46,373 Money...manicure...garlic. 59 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:49,419 Black Jack Bender! 60 00:04:51,465 --> 00:04:53,597 - So it is. - Curly Hogg. 61 00:04:53,684 --> 00:04:55,120 I ain't seen you-- 62 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:57,166 Since you was running shyin' to Chicago 63 00:04:57,253 --> 00:04:58,863 and I was picking it up for the.. 64 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:01,388 - Syndicate. - Organization. 65 00:05:01,475 --> 00:05:05,174 Sure are a sight for these tired old eyes. 66 00:05:07,611 --> 00:05:08,525 Oh! 67 00:05:12,747 --> 00:05:14,792 Don't it just warm your heart to see folks 68 00:05:14,879 --> 00:05:16,794 of different cultures hit it off so good? 69 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:21,756 Lot of cement overcoats under the bridge since then, Curly? 70 00:05:23,932 --> 00:05:26,804 You ain't still in that business, are you? 71 00:05:26,891 --> 00:05:29,503 You're kidding. That kind of stuff went out with Capone. 72 00:05:29,590 --> 00:05:30,808 Oh! 73 00:05:30,895 --> 00:05:32,593 Right now, I'm as legit as you are. 74 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:36,814 I wish you could put it a mite more reassuring than that. 75 00:05:52,395 --> 00:05:54,528 I thought you're tryin' to lose Rosco. 76 00:05:54,615 --> 00:05:57,095 Luke, fish gotta take the bait before we can reel him in. 77 00:06:06,278 --> 00:06:08,280 Oh-h-h! 78 00:06:13,721 --> 00:06:15,244 - Looks like he's okay. - Hit it. 79 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:16,376 Yup. 80 00:06:42,184 --> 00:06:45,492 So, I turned over a new leaf. 81 00:06:45,579 --> 00:06:47,494 Even took English lessons at college. 82 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:50,235 Remember, how I didn't use to talk so good? 83 00:06:50,322 --> 00:06:52,716 Now I'm what you might call the purveyor 84 00:06:52,803 --> 00:06:57,112 of recreational paraphernalia to the younger generation. 85 00:06:57,199 --> 00:07:00,811 - It's a toy business. 86 00:07:00,898 --> 00:07:03,510 'Sounds right peaceful, compared to the old days.' 87 00:07:03,597 --> 00:07:07,862 Ever hear of... industrial spies? 88 00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:10,691 Mm-hmm. 89 00:07:10,778 --> 00:07:14,129 They're trying to steal my new toy design. 90 00:07:14,216 --> 00:07:15,609 Well, I'll be.. 91 00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:18,829 So, that's why me and my associates would give.. 92 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:24,966 ...ten grand for a meeting place that'd be safe for 24 hours. 93 00:07:25,053 --> 00:07:26,358 To work out the design. 94 00:07:27,577 --> 00:07:29,318 How about the Hogg Hotel? 95 00:07:29,405 --> 00:07:31,929 All I gotta do is evict Widow Stargrass from her suite. 96 00:07:32,016 --> 00:07:33,322 It's too public. 97 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:35,063 Then, how about Hogg's Incognito Motel? 98 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:37,282 Everybody registers under the name of Smith. 99 00:07:37,369 --> 00:07:39,633 - Too private. - Alright, there is one spot. 100 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,330 We try to keep people in. 101 00:07:41,417 --> 00:07:43,201 There's no reason it won't work the other way. 102 00:07:43,288 --> 00:07:45,682 I'm talking about the Hazzard County jail. 103 00:07:45,769 --> 00:07:51,209 You know, Curly, you lost your hair, but not your brains. 104 00:07:51,296 --> 00:07:53,037 - Ten grand. - Ah-ha! 105 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,914 Get the other half when the meeting is over. 106 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:03,395 Providing there is no outside interference. 107 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:06,747 Black Jack, for this kinda money I'd keep out the army 108 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:10,577 the navy, the marine corps, the air force and the boy scouts. 109 00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:12,840 Not to mention, the Hazzard County Commission 110 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:14,711 of Animal Regulation. 111 00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:16,452 - That's right. 112 00:08:16,539 --> 00:08:18,498 - Me. 113 00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:19,760 Where's your phone? 114 00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:21,979 Uh, payphone's right over there. 115 00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:29,900 Young lady, uh.. 116 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:32,294 ...I was wondering if you could change this here bill. 117 00:08:32,381 --> 00:08:35,340 I need coins to call my aged mother. Keeps her happy. 118 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:38,300 - I got my tips here. - Thanks, honey. 119 00:08:38,387 --> 00:08:40,694 Keep the change. 120 00:08:40,781 --> 00:08:42,609 Mister, you just gave me 50 bucks! 121 00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:44,828 Sorry, I never carry anything smaller. 122 00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:58,494 Hello, Mother. This is B.J., your ever-loving son. 123 00:08:58,581 --> 00:09:01,715 'Tell the boys to head out for a hick county called Hazzard.' 124 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:05,283 - 'Meet me at the courthouse.' - Boss, it makes 'em nervous. 125 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:07,634 I don't care if it does make 'em nervous 126 00:09:07,721 --> 00:09:10,158 considering their current legal status. 127 00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:13,988 Just tell 'em to get the lead up and be there. 128 00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:15,511 'Right, boss.' 129 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:22,997 - See you in jail, Curly. - Yeah, alright. 130 00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:27,131 How can a fella like that be so polite to me 131 00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:29,177 and so rude to his mother? 132 00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:34,138 Drive me to the county jail. 133 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:37,489 And no wisecracks. 134 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:58,641 Seeing as how that river is too shallow for even Rosco to drown 135 00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:01,818 I figure, Cletus ought to be pulling him out right about now. 136 00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:03,559 Well, great, that'll give us a clear shot 137 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:06,170 at testing out these new shocks. 138 00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:09,043 Ain't you got us into enough trouble for one day? 139 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:12,002 Look, Luke, I promise you. Just one more jump. 140 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,538 If you don't get this fixed fast 141 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,280 the others are gonna get to the jail before we do. 142 00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,761 Sorry, boss. Can't figure why the engine clogged out. 143 00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,502 And you majored in auto mechanics 144 00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:34,808 in a federal pen. 145 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,289 Not very bright. 146 00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:46,515 Alright, hang on, cousin. 147 00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:48,299 If they can take this, they can take anything. 148 00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:50,301 What're you talking? Shocks or kidneys? 149 00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:56,438 - 'Yee-haw!' - Duck. 150 00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:08,842 All that crazy stunts. 151 00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:11,845 You dang near took the hat off that one with the briefcase. 152 00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:13,629 I'm telling you, dang near only counts 153 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,805 in horseshoes and hand grenades. 154 00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:17,677 We better go back there and apologize. Come on. 155 00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:18,678 Yeah. 156 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:31,995 What do you guys think you're doing? I gotta-- 157 00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:36,347 I'll give you a $100 to drive me to the jailhouse post-haste. 158 00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:38,698 That's only about ten miles. Sure, mister. We'll take that. 159 00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,003 Wait a minute. 160 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:42,179 A 100 bucks for five minutes work? 161 00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:45,052 Well, that'd be like high.. A highway robbery. 162 00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:48,011 Then one of you drives and the other stays here 163 00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:50,535 'and helps these two mechanical geniuses fix the car.' 164 00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:57,064 Well, you put it like that, mister, you got yourself a deal. 165 00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:02,330 Yeah, well, maybe it's the carburetor or something. 166 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,898 Excuse me. 167 00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:09,337 I don't like the way this day is starting. 168 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:12,732 I don't like it at all. 169 00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:16,039 A car with doors that won't open. 170 00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:20,043 Easy. Very easy. 171 00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:37,974 Hey, look. Here comes another $35.42. 172 00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:45,982 Yeah. Ha ha ha. 173 00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:48,289 Well, step right inside, sir. 174 00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,899 Door at the end of the little path. 175 00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:52,641 And on behalf of Hazzard County, I wanna welcome you 176 00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:54,512 to the toy capital of the world. 177 00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:57,689 Hold it, punk. You're wilting my boutonniere. 178 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,005 Watch this. 179 00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:11,051 'I ain't never seen Cooter jump like that' 180 00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,400 'just 'cause Boss whistled.' 181 00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,010 'Cause you ain't never seen Boss 182 00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:17,187 pay $35.42 just to polish and garage 183 00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:19,276 his out of state limos before either. 184 00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:22,149 Come on. Come on. Move that. 185 00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:24,542 Alright, come on. Come on. 186 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,591 Yeah! Oh! He-he. 187 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:32,507 Hogg's the name. Jefferson Davis Hogg. 188 00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:34,857 But you can call me Boss. 189 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:38,818 The other way around, fatso. You call me boss. 190 00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:42,169 - Here, take care of that. Oh, ah-h! 191 00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:45,476 Well, he sure ain't very friendly. 192 00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:48,653 You can't hardly blame him for not wanting to shake Boss' hand. 193 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,046 That's just good hygiene. 194 00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:55,182 Say, I know you from the old days. 195 00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:59,534 You always flipping a coin, huh? Just like that. 196 00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:02,624 - 'You're using a dollar now.' - Inflation, shorty. 197 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,756 'Yeah, I know what you mean.' 198 00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:12,590 Toy convention. 199 00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:15,245 - Hey, y'all. 200 00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:16,681 Look here. 201 00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:23,340 I don't think these guys are going rabbit hunting. 202 00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:31,087 I don't know about y'all, but I don't think 203 00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:33,220 'em city boys come to Hazzard to hunt possums. 204 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:38,747 So after Cooter found all 'em guns 205 00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,792 we decided to check the rest of the limos too. 206 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,098 'What'd you find?' 207 00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:45,406 Uncle Jesse, let me put it to you this way. 208 00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:47,277 If the south had that much artillery 209 00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,758 we'd have never lost Atlanta. 210 00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,368 I don't like the sound of it. 211 00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:57,331 Them kinda guns is illegal, a lot of people could get hurt. 212 00:14:57,418 --> 00:15:01,901 Friends, neighbors, even some folks we don't care about. 213 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,990 For the good of Hazzard County, we better find out 214 00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:05,600 'what them dudes is up to.' 215 00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:08,603 Since we can't trust the sheriff, I guess it's up to us. 216 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,561 What do you mean, us? You coming too? 217 00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,085 What do you think? 218 00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:14,739 Us. 219 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,614 Ain't that nice? 220 00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:22,356 We just don't see many families having fun together nowadays. 221 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,015 Y'all know why we're here. 222 00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:32,801 The organization we built with our own sweat and blood 223 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:35,021 has fallen into unfriendly hands 224 00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:37,806 specifically those of our own sons. 225 00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:39,503 My own kids won't let me go near the docks. 226 00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,375 What are you talking about? 227 00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:44,247 I ain't allowed into my own horse parlors. I ain't even-- 228 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:46,380 They even got lookouts to turn me back 229 00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,860 if I want to get into Atlantic City.. 230 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:52,560 ...me, who invented the six slot machine Jackpot Parlay. 231 00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:55,867 - You're a genius. - I know. 232 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,782 Time we teach them young punks a lesson. 233 00:15:57,869 --> 00:16:00,829 We gave 'em the gambling, loan sharking, the black market 234 00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,744 'the broads and the booze.' 235 00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:07,662 To coin a phrase, "What the godfathers giveth.." 236 00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:10,317 "Godfathers can taketh away." 237 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:14,886 Morning. 238 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,105 I've come to see my boyfriend 239 00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:18,325 Deputy Sheriff Cletus Hawk. 240 00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:20,544 Sorry, honey, he's out to breakfast. 241 00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,720 But it's almost noon. 242 00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:25,723 So? He's a big eater. 243 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,029 Wait a minute. 244 00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:28,813 In that case 245 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,512 we'll just have a few words with Sheriff Coltrane. 246 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:34,689 Gramps, if you don't get your foot out of the door 247 00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:36,778 it'll wind up in a plastic cast. 248 00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:39,955 Well, it's out. 249 00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:49,660 - They don't want nobody in. - Uh-huh. 250 00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:51,662 I guess, we're just gonna have to change their minds. 251 00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:54,056 How you planning on doing that? 252 00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:57,320 Looks like one of us is gonna have to get himself arrested. 253 00:16:57,407 --> 00:17:01,324 Boss, you know what bothered me? 254 00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:05,198 Not only did Bo Duke try to drown me but when I got back 255 00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:08,070 to my office, I couldn't even get in and change my uniform. 256 00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:12,901 Well, keep your shirt on. Get it? Keep your shirt on. 257 00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:16,296 Rosco, I rented out your office, the jailhouse 258 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:19,125 and everything else there for the next 24 hours. 259 00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:21,692 - You, Boss, you-you.. - Hey, hey! 260 00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,825 What're you trying to do, you numbskull? 261 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:27,524 - Oh, I-I'm sorry about that. 262 00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:32,051 B You rented out my office? 263 00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:34,183 Now, why would you do a thing like it? 264 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:37,099 Well, I did it for a thing like this. 265 00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:38,274 Ooh! 266 00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:42,496 That's 50% of a $10,000 bill. 267 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,280 That's a cute little devil. 268 00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:48,893 - Uh.. - Mm. 269 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:51,505 I'll just plug that in there-- 270 00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:54,508 And I'm gonna split that with you, fifty-fifty. 271 00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:59,600 You mean to tell me, you're gonna split fifty 272 00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:01,297 I love it. I love it. 273 00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,604 That's right. I'm gonna give you 50% 274 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:07,086 of 50% of my 50% when I get the other 50% 275 00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:09,566 of that $10,000 bill on.. 276 00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,438 - One condition. - One condition. 277 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,268 For the next 24 hours, there ain't gonna be 278 00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:16,312 no arrests in Hazzard County. 279 00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:17,661 No arrest. 280 00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:20,490 Whatever they do, whoever they are.. 281 00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,275 nobody's gonna be put in that jail. 282 00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:24,103 Ain't going to put 'em in there. 283 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,931 - Nobody. 284 00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,803 - Especially them Dukes. - Especially them Dukes. 285 00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:32,198 That's right. And Rosco, if you let them Dukes 286 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:34,765 upset the apple cart one more time 287 00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:36,724 you will wind up.. 288 00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:38,769 - The night rent-a-cop. - The night rent-a-cop 289 00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:41,642 at Shorty's all-night rib shack. 290 00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,470 - And pool hole. - And pool hole. 291 00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:48,127 You missed a little spot, it's here. 292 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:50,999 Ah! 293 00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:55,960 Bo, here he comes. 294 00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:59,573 Daisy, what do you got for a very nervous and upset stomach? 295 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:02,880 Why, sure, Rosco. Let me serve you up some pig's feet. 296 00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:09,017 What do you mean you ain't paying? It's your turn. 297 00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:10,932 That's what I said, I ain't gonna pay for them beers. 298 00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:14,196 That's how you shucked and jived me into paying the last time. 299 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:17,330 Wait a minute, are you calling me a liar? 300 00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:20,071 Yeah, you're damn right, I'm calling you a liar. 301 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,204 Luke! Listen, Luke. 302 00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:31,518 - Rosco, he started it. - I don't care who started it. 303 00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:33,998 That's right, Rosco. I started it and I'm gonna finish it. 304 00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:35,696 Well, listen. Now, listen. 305 00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:45,532 If that don't do it, ain't nothing will. 306 00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:50,363 Rosco, look, I'm a peaceful old man. 307 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,495 But it wouldn't hurt my feelings one bit 308 00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:56,412 if you was to throw them two in jail...post-haste. 309 00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:58,153 Mm-hm, go on. 310 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,676 Oh, you.. 311 00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:05,421 Alright. Alright. You know what I'm gonna do? 312 00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,858 - I'm gonna-- - Forget the whole thing. 313 00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:09,425 Forget the whole thing. 314 00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:11,253 Now, there's nothing else you can do. 315 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:18,086 Uh, you see, for next 24 hours, that jail is being fumigated. 316 00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:19,957 So, there's no use arresting anybody 317 00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:22,046 if you ain't got a place to put 'em. 318 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:25,572 'Oh, which reminds me, uh, Daisy, look sharp now.' 319 00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:29,532 Set some tables up and deliver a dozen catfish 320 00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:33,014 'and Champagne lunches to the jailhouse' 321 00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:35,234 'for that fumigating crew.' 322 00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:37,279 And charge the whole mess to me. 323 00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:38,280 Okay, Boss. 324 00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:42,589 I don't know about you boys 325 00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:47,376 but when Boss Hogg starts giving away something for free 326 00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:49,378 I smell a rat. 327 00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,424 Yeah, we smell it too, but we just can't 328 00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:53,426 figure out how to get into that jailhouse. 329 00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:55,602 Hey, that ought to be easy enough. 330 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,430 Seeing as how Boss was kind enough 331 00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:59,040 to supply us with the answer. 332 00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:00,650 What do you mean? 333 00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:03,784 Twelve catfish and Champagne dinners. 334 00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:05,089 Coming right up. 335 00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,974 Hi. Got your lunch here, sugar. 336 00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:22,150 You two just stand aside and me and Cooter 337 00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:23,586 is gonna wheel it right in. 338 00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:25,545 Thanks for the company, we can handle it. 339 00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:28,635 Catfish! This thing's heavy! 340 00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:30,332 Well, there's never been anything light 341 00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:32,116 about Hazzard County cooking. 342 00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:34,989 Okay. 343 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,821 I don't like this one bit. 344 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,216 If they ain't out of there in 15 minutes 345 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,307 I'm gonna load up for bear and go in and get 'em. 346 00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:50,221 In the meantime, we got work to do 347 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,181 so, we better just go ahead with the plan. 348 00:22:00,014 --> 00:22:01,885 This thing's heavy. 349 00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:15,029 Before we cut up that lunch, how about we finish 350 00:22:15,116 --> 00:22:17,379 cutting up the numbers racket? 351 00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:19,903 I'll take the south east, working out of Miami. 352 00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:22,993 Oh, that's great. While you're on a beach pickin' up a suntan 353 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,518 I'm in Chicago up to my ears in icicles. 354 00:22:25,605 --> 00:22:27,346 We'll call you when we're ready to eat. 355 00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:30,044 You want hot? I'll give you hot. 356 00:22:30,131 --> 00:22:32,873 Give me your numbers in Chicago, I'll give you my loan sharking 357 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,441 'in Vegas and you got hot.' 358 00:22:35,528 --> 00:22:39,053 As long as he doesn't muscle in on my slot machines. 359 00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:41,098 Last joker who tried that is still in the bottom 360 00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:43,710 of Lake Mead... stuffed with nickels. 361 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,627 Well, genius. 362 00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:50,107 This time, I really stuck my foot in it. 363 00:22:50,194 --> 00:22:52,022 Mafia Summit Meeting. 364 00:22:52,109 --> 00:22:53,763 Let's amscray. 365 00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:57,637 Hands, don't fail me now. 366 00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:42,638 Ha-ha. Well, hi, fellas. It sure is nice to see y'all again. 367 00:23:42,725 --> 00:23:44,597 'A little coffee after lunch?' 368 00:23:44,684 --> 00:23:48,339 Rogers, find that scruffy rube that runs the garage. 369 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:51,038 We need a car to take these boys for a little ride. 370 00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:53,562 You don't have to go to all that trouble, we'll just walk out. 371 00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:55,782 After what you two heard? No way. 372 00:23:55,869 --> 00:24:01,178 What my colleague means is, uh, you shouldn't have butted in. 373 00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:03,224 Just when I was beginning to like you. 374 00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:08,577 Now, wait a minute, mister. I-I like you too 375 00:24:08,664 --> 00:24:10,797 but couldn't we just shake hands? 376 00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:12,973 There ain't been a handshake invented that means 377 00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:14,931 what that kiss does, hayseed. 378 00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:24,463 Cousin, he just gave us the kiss of death. 379 00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:26,552 Now, what do you think about folks that mix up 380 00:24:26,639 --> 00:24:28,162 kissing and killing? 381 00:24:33,689 --> 00:24:37,345 - 'Okay, let's get rid of 'em.' - 'Alright, move 'em out.' 382 00:24:37,432 --> 00:24:39,042 Come on, let's go. Move it out. 383 00:24:39,129 --> 00:24:40,696 Let's move it, move it, move it. 384 00:24:40,783 --> 00:24:42,959 - Come on, you guys. - Come on, you, let's move. 385 00:24:43,046 --> 00:24:44,395 - That's right. - Yeah, yeah. 386 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:46,049 Keep going. Keep going. Come on, now. 387 00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,713 Let's just take it easy, guys. 388 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,149 We don't want any innocent by-standers 389 00:24:59,236 --> 00:25:00,629 getting hurt, now, do we? 390 00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:10,726 Come on, get in the car. 391 00:25:18,255 --> 00:25:20,170 Hey! Where's it going? 392 00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:34,924 Alright, Daisy! Way to go, babe! 393 00:25:36,317 --> 00:25:37,971 Yoo-hoo! 394 00:25:51,114 --> 00:25:53,247 I gotta drop back their package. 395 00:26:11,526 --> 00:26:14,268 That broad in the red car. She must've picked them up. 396 00:26:16,052 --> 00:26:17,576 You follow 'em. I'll get the others. 397 00:26:24,539 --> 00:26:26,541 Well, they bought it. 398 00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:29,239 As soon as 'em boys figure out we ain't in General Lee 399 00:26:29,326 --> 00:26:32,025 the FBI ought to be on 'em just like bees to honey. 400 00:26:36,769 --> 00:26:39,728 That's providing we can get to a phone before they get to us. 401 00:26:39,815 --> 00:26:41,121 Come on. 402 00:26:43,819 --> 00:26:45,125 There they go! 403 00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:01,620 Move it, move it! 404 00:27:03,752 --> 00:27:05,536 'Let's go, let's go!' 405 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,277 Come on, come on. They went this way. 406 00:27:16,809 --> 00:27:18,811 - Up. 407 00:27:30,561 --> 00:27:31,954 Alright, they've gotta be around. 408 00:27:32,041 --> 00:27:33,913 You guys, to the right. You come with me. 409 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,483 Cooter's gonna be mad at us for breaking his window. 410 00:28:22,570 --> 00:28:25,225 Hey, we're in a state of siege. All's fair in love and war. 411 00:28:25,312 --> 00:28:27,009 - Come on. - Right. 412 00:28:41,981 --> 00:28:45,027 Hello, Maybell. Give me the FBI in Atlanta. 413 00:28:45,114 --> 00:28:48,683 Sure thing, Luke...dear. 414 00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:51,599 I want every road out of this burg cut off 415 00:28:51,686 --> 00:28:53,993 till we find out where the local stool pigeons 416 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,822 are nested...and pop 'em. 417 00:28:56,909 --> 00:29:00,216 Eh, just hold on there, Black Jack, old friend. 418 00:29:00,303 --> 00:29:02,828 Not that I'm exactly in love with 'em Duke boys 419 00:29:02,915 --> 00:29:06,527 but I don't intend to stand here and see 'em roughed at. 420 00:29:06,614 --> 00:29:10,009 In that case, stubby, you better sit. 421 00:29:15,014 --> 00:29:16,058 - Hey, Boss. - Dah! 422 00:29:16,145 --> 00:29:17,538 - Boss. - Oh! 423 00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:18,669 Listen, I don't.. 424 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,062 You really think those guys 425 00:29:20,149 --> 00:29:21,585 are into toy manufacturing business? 426 00:29:21,672 --> 00:29:23,457 - No, ding-ding. - No. 427 00:29:23,544 --> 00:29:25,415 When I rented out the jailhouse to 'em 428 00:29:25,502 --> 00:29:28,941 I thought they was as honest as you and me. 429 00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:30,725 Hold your tongue. 430 00:29:32,335 --> 00:29:34,685 What do you suppose is keeping the FBI? 431 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:35,948 I don't know. 432 00:29:36,035 --> 00:29:37,471 Let's give her a buzz to remind her 433 00:29:37,558 --> 00:29:39,690 she was supposed to call us back. 434 00:29:41,257 --> 00:29:42,693 It's too late for that now. 435 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,695 That was the phone company office. 436 00:29:52,878 --> 00:29:54,009 Oh, Lord! 437 00:30:00,102 --> 00:30:01,495 Get the cord. 438 00:30:10,504 --> 00:30:12,245 Are you alright, Maybell? 439 00:30:12,332 --> 00:30:14,551 It's just that everything happened so fast. 440 00:30:14,638 --> 00:30:16,597 Those city men came in there and-- 441 00:30:16,684 --> 00:30:18,860 Blew up the switchboard to make sure, rest of the country 442 00:30:18,947 --> 00:30:20,862 wouldn't know what was happening here in Hazzard. 443 00:30:20,949 --> 00:30:23,604 What're we gonna do now? Send out a carrier pigeon? 444 00:30:23,691 --> 00:30:25,693 The only chance we got of staying alive 445 00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:29,131 is to get to the FBI before Bender and his mob gets to us. 446 00:30:29,218 --> 00:30:31,090 ' - Yeah. 447 00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:49,151 Yee-haw! Atlanta, here we come. 448 00:30:49,238 --> 00:30:50,674 I'm afraid you got it backwards, cousin. 449 00:30:50,761 --> 00:30:52,328 We're heading the wrong direction. 450 00:30:52,415 --> 00:30:54,983 Oh, I ain't. Not if you consider what's behind us. 451 00:30:58,204 --> 00:31:00,119 Black Jack from Poker One. 452 00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:02,904 We just spotted those pigeons at Oak Bridge on highway 12. 453 00:31:02,991 --> 00:31:04,427 'They're headed south.' 454 00:31:04,514 --> 00:31:06,429 That should put 'em just about there. 455 00:31:09,432 --> 00:31:13,088 Yeah. It's just where we want 'em. 456 00:31:13,175 --> 00:31:17,179 - Let us know when you nail 'em. - 'Will do, boss.' 457 00:31:18,659 --> 00:31:20,182 Me rootin' for the Dukes. 458 00:31:20,269 --> 00:31:23,185 I never thought I'd live to see that day. 459 00:31:23,272 --> 00:31:26,972 You might not just live to see any day. 460 00:31:27,059 --> 00:31:28,016 Ooh, ooh! 461 00:31:48,297 --> 00:31:51,561 In case you hadn't thought, Jenson's Bridge is still here. 462 00:31:51,648 --> 00:31:53,259 Ain't no sweat, cousin 463 00:31:53,346 --> 00:31:56,088 'cause I've jumped that creek a dozen times. 464 00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:58,742 But not with that limo right where you usually land. 465 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,226 Them boys ain't kidding. 466 00:32:09,101 --> 00:32:11,103 Don't ask me how it's going to come out. 467 00:32:11,190 --> 00:32:13,018 You're on your own. I don't know. 468 00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:21,983 Yee-haw! 469 00:32:30,992 --> 00:32:32,733 You must be slipping. 470 00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:34,691 You missed 'em by a couple of feet. 471 00:32:34,778 --> 00:32:38,260 Black Jack from Poker One. You won't believe this. 472 00:32:38,347 --> 00:32:40,567 They jumped a creek and got past the two of us. 473 00:32:40,654 --> 00:32:42,134 'What do we do now?' 474 00:32:45,528 --> 00:32:48,053 Turn around. Cut off highway 12 at the county line. 475 00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:51,317 Poker Two, do the same on State 17. 476 00:32:51,404 --> 00:32:54,798 Three and four, cut off all the roads leading north. 477 00:32:54,885 --> 00:32:56,800 Have I overlooked anything? 478 00:32:56,887 --> 00:33:00,761 Nothing that I can think of, Black Jack, old friend. 479 00:33:00,848 --> 00:33:03,329 Except, he-he-he.. 480 00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:07,115 ...the other half of this $10,000 bill. 481 00:33:07,202 --> 00:33:09,770 You haven't changed a bit, Curly. You're still all-- 482 00:33:09,857 --> 00:33:11,946 - Wallet. - Eh. 483 00:33:12,033 --> 00:33:13,426 Oh, he-he. 484 00:33:13,513 --> 00:33:16,516 No, I-I just didn't want you boys walk out of here 485 00:33:16,603 --> 00:33:18,822 with a bad conscience for welching. 486 00:33:18,909 --> 00:33:20,302 Welching? 487 00:33:22,783 --> 00:33:25,003 Forget it. I didn't say anything. 488 00:33:28,354 --> 00:33:30,269 Cuz, I'm about fed up with running away 489 00:33:30,356 --> 00:33:32,010 from these guys. 490 00:33:32,097 --> 00:33:33,968 You know, I guess it's about time 491 00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:36,623 for us to show 'em just what we can do. 492 00:33:41,149 --> 00:33:42,803 No, sir. 493 00:33:42,890 --> 00:33:45,936 The way I see it, this ain't just one of your everyday 494 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:49,288 Hazzard County skirmishes against two.. 495 00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:52,639 ...uh, local elements too closely related to mention. 496 00:33:52,726 --> 00:33:54,554 What are you talking about? 497 00:33:54,641 --> 00:33:57,296 We're talking about your Cousin Boss, you dipstick. 498 00:33:57,383 --> 00:33:58,732 Oh-oh, well. 499 00:33:58,819 --> 00:34:01,648 So, what we got here is an all-out war 500 00:34:01,735 --> 00:34:03,258 against outside forces. 501 00:34:03,345 --> 00:34:04,738 Yeah. But that ain't gonna be easy. 502 00:34:04,825 --> 00:34:07,045 Considering they outnumber us about two to one. 503 00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:09,221 Yeah, that's even if we count Daisy. 504 00:34:09,308 --> 00:34:11,440 We better dang well count Daisy. 505 00:34:11,527 --> 00:34:13,964 Especially since she's gonna be the one firing the first shot. 506 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:16,793 How? - Easy. 507 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,405 Just doing what comes naturally. 508 00:34:21,624 --> 00:34:24,062 Hey! Hi, fellas. 509 00:34:27,543 --> 00:34:30,590 Y'all are at my favorite swimming hole. 510 00:34:30,677 --> 00:34:32,983 Hope you don't mind if I go skinny-dippin'. 511 00:34:37,771 --> 00:34:39,077 Skinny 512 00:34:56,006 --> 00:34:56,964 Look. 513 00:35:00,924 --> 00:35:05,538 'This water feels so good on my bare body.' 514 00:35:14,547 --> 00:35:16,723 'Where'd she go? What happened?' 515 00:35:24,513 --> 00:35:25,819 'Ah! Eh!' 516 00:35:29,257 --> 00:35:32,913 Howdy, boys. Mind if I pass? Thank you. 517 00:35:35,524 --> 00:35:37,135 Hey, ain't that the old coot 518 00:35:37,222 --> 00:35:38,962 that tried to get in the jail this morning? 519 00:35:56,458 --> 00:36:00,375 Bo, Luke...brung some grub for ya. 520 00:36:02,595 --> 00:36:03,900 Jackpot. 521 00:36:05,902 --> 00:36:08,078 - 'Thanks for the tip, pops.' - Alright, come on out. 522 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:10,298 We know you're in there. Come out or we drag you out. 523 00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:13,214 - Just come out. - Come on, come on out. 524 00:36:34,235 --> 00:36:37,847 You boys ain't quite got used to this country living, have you? 525 00:36:43,331 --> 00:36:45,028 'Hey! How're y'all doing?' 526 00:36:49,859 --> 00:36:52,035 Tell me something. 527 00:36:52,122 --> 00:36:54,647 Is it worth a couple of hundred dollars to y'all 528 00:36:54,734 --> 00:36:57,867 if I tell you where them Duke boys is hiding? 529 00:36:57,954 --> 00:37:00,218 Is it worth this to you if you don't? 530 00:37:02,089 --> 00:37:05,832 No. Well, I guess you just can't win 'em all, can you? 531 00:37:05,919 --> 00:37:07,529 They're in the trunk of that car. 532 00:37:20,107 --> 00:37:21,239 Ah! 533 00:37:23,676 --> 00:37:24,590 'Ah-ow!' 534 00:37:28,942 --> 00:37:31,031 - Yeah! - Ha-ha-ha. 535 00:37:33,207 --> 00:37:35,165 - They're mean but they're dumb. - Yeah. 536 00:37:43,130 --> 00:37:45,828 So much for Luke's plan to take care of the soldiers. 537 00:37:45,915 --> 00:37:48,440 Now, it's Jesse's turn to flush out the generals. 538 00:38:04,673 --> 00:38:06,196 I don't like it, Jack. 539 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,286 We ain't been able to contact the boys in over an hour. 540 00:38:08,373 --> 00:38:11,114 Oh! Maybe that's them now. 541 00:38:13,029 --> 00:38:15,293 Oh, sorry. We gave at the office. 542 00:38:16,685 --> 00:38:18,905 Oh! 543 00:38:18,992 --> 00:38:21,560 I appreciate you trying to spare me the sight 544 00:38:21,647 --> 00:38:24,519 of these skunks, but I got a message for 'em. 545 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:29,872 Now, we got all your boys. All eight of 'em. 546 00:38:29,959 --> 00:38:31,787 And they're willing to blow the whistle on you. 547 00:38:31,874 --> 00:38:35,922 So...that's why we couldn't reach the guys on the radio. 548 00:38:36,009 --> 00:38:38,054 Okay, pops, so you got our associates. 549 00:38:38,141 --> 00:38:39,360 What do you want from us? 550 00:38:39,447 --> 00:38:42,276 Well, long as you got no army now.. 551 00:38:42,363 --> 00:38:43,930 ...just give yourselves up 552 00:38:44,017 --> 00:38:46,759 'and we'll see that you get a fair trial..' 553 00:38:46,846 --> 00:38:48,804 ...before we hang ya. 554 00:38:48,891 --> 00:38:51,198 - Rosco. Huh? 555 00:38:51,285 --> 00:38:52,547 Lock 'em up. 556 00:38:52,634 --> 00:38:55,681 Ooh, uh, uh, Jesse, I can't do that. 557 00:38:55,768 --> 00:38:58,466 Y-you see, I-I need a warrant. 558 00:38:58,553 --> 00:39:00,120 'I-I'll get the warrant from Boss Hogg' 559 00:39:00,207 --> 00:39:01,469 'before he gets out the door.' 560 00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:07,170 Well, you're the justice. Make out a warrant. 561 00:39:07,257 --> 00:39:11,392 Me Jesse, I don't believe you realize what you're asking. 562 00:39:11,479 --> 00:39:15,483 Don't you realize as long as these.. 563 00:39:15,570 --> 00:39:18,312 ...hoodlums are free, my boys are in danger? 564 00:39:18,399 --> 00:39:20,314 Let's grab the old man. 565 00:39:21,489 --> 00:39:23,665 Make his kids surrender. 566 00:39:23,752 --> 00:39:26,625 Gentlemen, please. 567 00:39:26,712 --> 00:39:29,192 Far be it from us to harm a messenger 568 00:39:29,279 --> 00:39:32,195 under the handkerchief of truce. 569 00:39:32,282 --> 00:39:34,676 Put away them rods. All of you. 570 00:39:44,947 --> 00:39:47,602 Tell your boys, we wanna think it over, gramps. 571 00:39:47,689 --> 00:39:49,561 Don't think too long, punk. 572 00:39:54,566 --> 00:39:58,004 Oh, hey, thank you. Thank you, Black Jack. 573 00:39:58,091 --> 00:40:00,006 Jesse may be an old enemy 574 00:40:00,093 --> 00:40:02,312 but he's an old friend too. 575 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,966 'Um, M-Mr. Bender.' 576 00:40:04,053 --> 00:40:06,316 Now, I don't mean to tell you your business 577 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:08,144 but you shouldn't let old Jesse go. 578 00:40:08,231 --> 00:40:12,061 His nephews are the only ones that can testify against you. 579 00:40:12,148 --> 00:40:15,238 You're right, Curly. Your smokey is a dipstick. 580 00:40:15,325 --> 00:40:17,719 Now, we're gonna borrow your car 581 00:40:17,806 --> 00:40:20,113 so we can trail that old codger 582 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,028 right to the ones we're after. 583 00:40:22,115 --> 00:40:23,421 Let's go. 584 00:40:26,075 --> 00:40:27,512 Boss, what happens now? 585 00:40:27,599 --> 00:40:29,949 Well, while Bender's trailing old Jesse 586 00:40:30,036 --> 00:40:32,212 we're going to be trailing old Bender. 587 00:40:49,838 --> 00:40:52,058 We gotta get those kids. They heard everything we said. 588 00:40:52,145 --> 00:40:53,581 'I'll take the wheel.' 589 00:41:00,196 --> 00:41:03,156 Come on, Rosco. Take your car and follow 'em. 590 00:41:03,243 --> 00:41:04,462 - Yeah. 591 00:41:08,901 --> 00:41:10,424 The winning side. 592 00:41:11,599 --> 00:41:13,253 Whoever that is. 593 00:41:17,779 --> 00:41:19,085 Let's go. 594 00:41:40,628 --> 00:41:42,325 I can't look. 595 00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:48,723 'Buckle up for safety.' 596 00:41:48,810 --> 00:41:51,378 Rosco, would you... get on now. 597 00:41:51,465 --> 00:41:53,423 I thought you could drive better than this. 598 00:42:03,564 --> 00:42:06,306 Boy, you're some driver. What're you trying to do, kill us? 599 00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:09,439 Hey! 600 00:42:13,356 --> 00:42:14,532 Hey! 601 00:42:18,318 --> 00:42:19,972 Blast it. He's going.. 602 00:42:20,059 --> 00:42:22,975 Yeah, we better hightail before they catch sight of us. 603 00:42:24,672 --> 00:42:26,500 Are you trying to take us for a real ride? 604 00:42:26,587 --> 00:42:27,980 Oh, shut up. 605 00:42:44,126 --> 00:42:46,346 I wonder if those guys know this is a traffic circle. 606 00:42:46,433 --> 00:42:48,348 Well, Jesse does. That's all that counts. 607 00:42:48,435 --> 00:42:50,742 Now, believe it or not, this here circle chase 608 00:42:50,829 --> 00:42:53,135 is part of the Dukes' plan. 609 00:42:53,222 --> 00:42:54,876 Whatever that is. 610 00:42:56,965 --> 00:42:59,054 Step on it. We're losing him. 611 00:42:59,141 --> 00:43:01,666 I'm doing 60 now. 612 00:43:01,753 --> 00:43:03,319 Oh, we ain't the only ones. 613 00:43:12,633 --> 00:43:14,548 Yee-hoo! 614 00:43:21,294 --> 00:43:23,426 Forget those rubes. Let's get the other rubes. 615 00:43:26,386 --> 00:43:29,519 Dang city drivers, they made me wreck my own patrol car. 616 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,565 Not to mention what you did to this one. 617 00:43:31,652 --> 00:43:34,263 - Look! 618 00:43:34,350 --> 00:43:35,917 We done sprung a leak, ain't we? 619 00:43:36,004 --> 00:43:39,312 You dimwit! Now, you catch up with them fast. 620 00:43:39,399 --> 00:43:42,010 Or the cost of repairs is coming out of your pay. 621 00:43:42,097 --> 00:43:44,578 - For the next 20 years. - Oh! I'm going. 622 00:44:03,075 --> 00:44:05,251 That's them. Right in our hands. Let's go get 'em. 623 00:44:31,494 --> 00:44:35,150 Oh, Rosco, you dang dodo-brain. You did it again. 624 00:44:35,237 --> 00:44:36,761 It is a mess. Ain't it? 625 00:44:36,848 --> 00:44:38,806 I guess, you're gonna cancel my insurance now. 626 00:44:38,893 --> 00:44:40,721 Because you can't see at two feet. 627 00:44:40,808 --> 00:44:43,289 - I ought to hit you. 628 00:44:43,376 --> 00:44:45,291 Come on, let's go. 629 00:44:58,043 --> 00:44:59,914 Ha-ha-ha. What do you know. 630 00:45:00,001 --> 00:45:01,916 We got the stoolies right where we want 'em. 631 00:45:02,003 --> 00:45:03,613 Now, look, mister. Don't-don't shoot us. 632 00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:05,398 We'll, uh, we'll surrender. 633 00:45:05,485 --> 00:45:07,835 W-we won't say nothing if you let us go. 634 00:45:07,922 --> 00:45:10,490 - Not a chance, sucker. - Alright, we got 'em. 635 00:45:13,319 --> 00:45:15,887 - I think we ought to blast 'em. - I say, no. 636 00:45:15,974 --> 00:45:18,498 I say, put 'em in cement and in the river. 637 00:45:18,585 --> 00:45:20,543 Cement, cement, cement went out 30 years ago. 638 00:45:25,635 --> 00:45:28,160 - Now. Now! 639 00:45:28,247 --> 00:45:30,162 - Cut the rope now. - Oh! 640 00:45:32,555 --> 00:45:33,731 Yee-haw! 641 00:45:37,691 --> 00:45:41,434 Black Jack, I beg of you. Spare them innocent boys. 642 00:45:41,521 --> 00:45:44,524 I'll put them in prison where they'll never bother you again. 643 00:45:44,611 --> 00:45:47,135 I'm afraid, you got it all wrong, Cousin Boss. 644 00:45:47,222 --> 00:45:50,008 Looks like it's gonna be the other way around. 645 00:45:50,095 --> 00:45:52,010 Well, I'll be sweet. 646 00:45:52,097 --> 00:45:54,577 Well, Rosco. You've done it again. 647 00:45:54,664 --> 00:45:56,144 What? Oh! 648 00:45:56,231 --> 00:45:59,626 - Well, there you are. 649 00:45:59,713 --> 00:46:01,759 Despite your driving left foot 650 00:46:01,846 --> 00:46:03,848 we came out on the winning side. 651 00:46:03,935 --> 00:46:07,503 Yeah, I've seen better looking strings of catfish. 652 00:46:07,590 --> 00:46:10,463 - Let's make a deal. - 'I wanna talk to my lawyer.' 653 00:46:10,550 --> 00:46:13,466 Hush! Now, you're all under arrest. 654 00:46:13,553 --> 00:46:15,163 Cletus, read 'em their rights. 655 00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:17,687 Uh, y'all have the right to remain silent. If you give up-- 656 00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:19,298 That's enough. You know they're guilty. 657 00:46:19,385 --> 00:46:22,823 You can tell by their beady little eyes. 658 00:46:22,910 --> 00:46:24,477 Don't you threaten me. 659 00:46:34,226 --> 00:46:36,750 Southern hospitality! 660 00:46:36,837 --> 00:46:38,230 Excuse me, can I help you there? 661 00:46:38,317 --> 00:46:40,580 - Allow me. 662 00:46:40,667 --> 00:46:42,060 Hoorah-hiya! 663 00:46:47,848 --> 00:46:50,329 Get on in that limousine here. 664 00:46:50,416 --> 00:46:52,766 'Hey, Luke, you make sure I get them handcuffs back.' 665 00:46:52,853 --> 00:46:55,856 'W Just get 'em in there.' 666 00:47:03,733 --> 00:47:05,039 Excuse me, Rosco. 667 00:47:07,955 --> 00:47:09,043 Rosco! 668 00:47:11,002 --> 00:47:14,005 Naturally, Boss and Rosco took all the credit 669 00:47:14,092 --> 00:47:15,920 even though they missed out on the cash. 670 00:47:16,007 --> 00:47:18,052 Y'all don't spend it all in oneplace, now. 671 00:47:20,794 --> 00:47:23,753 Of course Rosco's 50% of 50% 672 00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:27,061 of Boss' 50% of that $10,000 bill 673 00:47:27,148 --> 00:47:29,542 added up to nothing more than 200% 674 00:47:29,629 --> 00:47:31,500 of a massive confetti. 675 00:47:34,634 --> 00:47:36,201 See y'all in church. 676 00:47:39,247 --> 00:47:41,380 Daisy made sure Cletus got a proper reward 677 00:47:41,467 --> 00:47:44,905 for his part in the proceedings. 678 00:47:44,992 --> 00:47:48,082 And that's how Bo and Luke took the syndicate for a ride.. 679 00:47:48,169 --> 00:47:50,868 ...all the way to the FBI in Atlanta. 51222

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