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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,328 --> 00:00:21,808 -Tall, semi-dry, nonfat cap.-Thank you. 2 00:00:21,808 --> 00:00:26,218 Uh ... hello. I don't mean to disturb you,but I am desperate for you to 3 00:00:26,218 --> 00:00:28,819 know my name: Hammond Dearing. 4 00:00:28,819 --> 00:00:32,013 -Okay. Got it.-Have we ever met or seen each other before? 5 00:00:32,013 --> 00:00:34,705 -I don't think so.-That's a shame. 6 00:00:34,705 --> 00:00:38,957 Because I've been making your special drinkse-every morning for almost three months now, 7 00:00:38,957 --> 00:00:41,296 handing them to you every single day, and ... 8 00:00:41,296 --> 00:00:42,157 I was just hoping maybe once 9 00:00:42,157 --> 00:00:44,305 you'd pause to look at my face. 10 00:00:44,305 --> 00:00:47,154 -I guess I didn't.-Well, would you? 11 00:00:47,154 --> 00:00:50,911 -Okay. Bye-bye.-Wait. Just ... one more second! 12 00:00:50,911 --> 00:00:55,805 Look, I understand you being wary of strangers,but if you knew maybe a little bit about me ---- 13 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:59,009 I actually feel I do.Which is why I'm walking away now. 14 00:00:59,009 --> 00:01:01,720 But is it 'cause I'm a guywho makes cappuccinos for a living? 15 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:03,931 Uh, no. It's becausemy cappuccino is getting cold. 16 00:01:03,931 --> 00:01:08,865 Uh, hold on! Just one more second.Would you have dinner with me? 17 00:01:08,865 --> 00:01:14,842 Uh ... Hammond? Mm-hm.you're beginning to get annoying. 18 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:17,954 Oh, gee. And I sort of wanted youto reject me on a good note. 19 00:01:17,954 --> 00:01:23,045 -Look. I -----Sorry. I shouldn't have done that. 20 00:01:23,045 --> 00:01:28,346 But my ex told me I'm a good kisser,and I figure, well ... go with strength. 21 00:01:28,346 --> 00:01:35,583 Mm. That's a good thingthat you make a cold cappuccino. ... 22 00:01:35,583 --> 00:01:44,815 And, um, your ex? She lied. 23 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:56,941 -The guy who makes the cappuccinos?-Yes. 24 00:02:56,941 --> 00:03:00,344 -The little foamy?-Yes. 25 00:03:00,344 --> 00:03:01,426 Mm. He actually asked you out. 26 00:03:01,426 --> 00:03:03,723 What? Did he think you werea waitress or something? 27 00:03:03,723 --> 00:03:06,520 I don't know. 28 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:13,930 Ick. Nothing worse than getting hit onby one of the little people. ... 29 00:03:13,930 --> 00:03:19,934 -John. Sweetie. Fly.-Oh. Uh ... you don't like little people? 30 00:03:19,934 --> 00:03:25,450 Oh, I don't mean little short. I mean little.You know, janitor, cappuccino maker. 31 00:03:25,450 --> 00:03:30,168 So, if I was a janitor, you ...you wouldn't go out with me? 32 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:35,331 -Well ... of course, I would.-Ally? Are they here yet? 33 00:03:35,331 --> 00:03:37,754 -Who?-Lesbians. Are they here? 34 00:03:37,754 --> 00:03:41,045 Uh, no, Richard. And only one lesbian is due in. 35 00:03:41,045 --> 00:03:44,032 -Oh ...-Uh, can I ... ask you why, 36 00:03:44,032 --> 00:03:49,328 -why is that men are so fascinated by lesbians?-Do you know what they do together in private? 37 00:03:49,328 --> 00:03:51,228 -What?-They have sex. 38 00:03:51,228 --> 00:03:53,587 Heterosexual women have sex, too. 39 00:03:53,587 --> 00:03:56,474 But with men. There's nothing specialabout a woman interacting with a penis, 40 00:03:56,474 --> 00:03:58,901 unless it's your own. Am I right, John? 41 00:03:58,901 --> 00:04:03,805 -Your ten o'clock is here.-Lesbians. Excellent. Off we go. 42 00:04:03,805 --> 00:04:07,499 So ... seriously, you,you would not date a janitor? 43 00:04:07,499 --> 00:04:15,946 -No. Would you date a janitette?-A jan. Uh, ha ... Ye-yes. 44 00:04:15,946 --> 00:04:18,402 Hhh. Typical! As long as she's beautiful, 45 00:04:18,402 --> 00:04:20,858 it doesn't matter to a man what she is inside. 46 00:04:20,858 --> 00:04:26,850 They say chauvinism is dead. Not here! 47 00:04:28,096 --> 00:04:30,974 It's not that I oppose alimony.But we were never really married. 48 00:04:30,974 --> 00:04:33,127 How can you say that, Evan?We were married for three years. 49 00:04:33,127 --> 00:04:34,450 But you're gay. 50 00:04:34,450 --> 00:04:36,793 You were never sexually attracted to me.It's fraud. 51 00:04:36,793 --> 00:04:39,266 Look. These are the same argumentsmade at trial court. 52 00:04:39,266 --> 00:04:40,056 You lost and nullification ---- 53 00:04:40,056 --> 00:04:41,774 We didn't lose.They certified it to the court of appeals 54 00:04:41,774 --> 00:04:43,708 because they recognizedthat we may have a case. 55 00:04:43,708 --> 00:04:47,461 All right. Let's, let's not get off track.You do not deny being gay? 56 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:50,034 -No.-Fine. And, uh, forgive my intrusiveness. 57 00:04:50,034 --> 00:04:53,413 You, you made love to him, even thoughyou were really attracted to women? 58 00:04:53,413 --> 00:04:55,329 Yes. 59 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:58,263 -And ... uh, a little three-some action -----Richard! 60 00:04:58,263 --> 00:05:01,437 I'm the one who got hurt,and I'm the one being asked to pay? 61 00:05:01,437 --> 00:05:05,521 -Evan, I tried to love you.-Yeah, sure. 62 00:05:05,521 --> 00:05:08,429 -Maybe if you were with the right guy -----Richard!! 63 00:05:08,429 --> 00:05:09,991 Look. We offered you forty thousand. ==. 64 00:05:09,991 --> 00:05:13,689 And if that's your final offer,then I guess we go to appeals. 65 00:05:13,689 --> 00:05:14,648 -Fine.-Fine. 66 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:18,307 -Fine.-Fine. 67 00:05:34,127 --> 00:05:41,928 Tall, percent half-and-half, no-whip mocha.It took me most of the day, but I've forgiven you. 68 00:05:41,928 --> 00:05:46,871 -I'm glad. I was concerned.-Okay. It was wrong for me to just kiss you like that. 69 00:05:46,871 --> 00:05:49,317 But if given the opportunity,I think I could redeem myself. 70 00:05:49,317 --> 00:05:52,860 Hmm. H-how about you give me my drink,and I'll grant you redemption? 71 00:05:52,860 --> 00:05:55,665 Aren't you at least curious aboutwhy I'd want to go out with you? 72 00:05:55,665 --> 00:05:57,919 No. It's always the wrong guys who hit on me. 73 00:05:57,919 --> 00:06:01,152 And you feel comfortable just makingquick judgments about people? 74 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:02,649 I feel comfortable with this one: 75 00:06:02,649 --> 00:06:05,963 Now, are you going to give me my drink,or do I have to call the manager? 76 00:06:05,963 --> 00:06:09,909 How about you call for the owner?Better yet, let him buy you dinner? 77 00:06:09,909 --> 00:06:17,214 -.. You own ... the store?-And three others. ... 78 00:06:17,214 --> 00:06:22,329 Oh, that makes a difference?I'm not a majordomo anymore. 79 00:06:22,329 --> 00:06:24,641 You might have to admit you prejudged me. 80 00:06:24,641 --> 00:06:29,127 Mm. I admit it was wrong for me todump a cappuccino on your head ... 81 00:06:29,127 --> 00:06:37,050 -Mm-hm.-The owner -- he should get chocolate. 82 00:06:48,553 --> 00:06:52,680 Nelle dropped these off. Your divorce papers. 83 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,811 She marked up a couple of things. 84 00:06:54,811 --> 00:07:01,263 -Okay. Thanks.-Good night. 85 00:07:01,263 --> 00:07:12,320 -Sandy? ... Nothing. Night.-Are you okay? 86 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:18,405 Does it seem strange ...to have a marriage end so simple? 87 00:07:18,405 --> 00:07:23,558 -Couple of drafts, couple of signatures.-It's all a little, uh ... 88 00:07:23,558 --> 00:07:25,165 If you need to talk ... 89 00:07:25,165 --> 00:07:29,326 You don't want to talk aboutwhat I'm dying to talk about, Sandy. 90 00:07:29,326 --> 00:07:48,570 -What?-Nothing. Maybe I'll meet you down at the bar. 91 00:07:48,570 --> 00:07:58,507 -What?-I think it's no secret I'm, uh ... I'm attracted to you. 92 00:07:58,507 --> 00:08:01,199 But it would be inappropriate.You work for me. 93 00:08:01,199 --> 00:08:04,745 Plus, it's still so soon --my breakup. It's way too soon to. 94 00:08:04,745 --> 00:08:08,545 And it'd be totally unfair for me to, uh ...It'd be stupid for you. 95 00:08:08,545 --> 00:08:13,075 Oh, I'm not even presumingyou'd be interested. But ... 96 00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:19,217 I go home every night to an empty place and,instead of missing Georgia, I miss you. 97 00:08:19,217 --> 00:08:21,485 I even started putting up pictures of Ally,trying to miss her, 98 00:08:21,485 --> 00:08:27,029 but can't get my mind off you. Sorry.Sorry, I shouldn't have said that. 99 00:08:27,029 --> 00:08:39,241 With a good lawyer, you could sue me.But you did ask. 100 00:08:53,705 --> 00:09:08,078 -It wouldn't be a good idea?-No ... it wouldn't. 101 00:09:25,111 --> 00:09:28,225 The Sweenie interrogatories are done.We just need Mrs. Sweenie's signature. 102 00:09:28,225 --> 00:09:33,106 -I'll call her.-Good. The opinion letter for Jenny Marshal is right here. 103 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:34,890 -Good.-Good. 104 00:09:34,890 --> 00:09:41,816 -Sandy? Are we going to talk about it?-I'd rather not. 105 00:09:41,816 --> 00:09:47,274 -Okay. Why?-Because I think it was a mistake. 106 00:09:47,274 --> 00:09:49,759 -It was only a kiss. That -----Which I think was a mistake! 107 00:09:49,759 --> 00:09:56,659 -Okay. Why?-I would have to be ... 108 00:09:56,659 --> 00:09:59,593 the biggest idiot in the world to get involved with you. 109 00:09:59,593 --> 00:10:04,253 You're a card-carrying male chauvinist pig,who is my boss, coming off a divorce, 110 00:10:04,253 --> 00:10:11,341 going through some sort of midlife crisis.It would be so dumb to let myself ... 111 00:10:11,341 --> 00:10:21,193 Would it be okay if we just pretend last night didn't happen? 112 00:10:21,193 --> 00:10:27,311 -Sure.-Thank you. 113 00:10:36,958 --> 00:10:39,143 I'll be right up-front about it:I have a fetish for lesbians. 114 00:10:39,143 --> 00:10:40,966 It's the pioneer in me. Uncharted territory ---- 115 00:10:40,966 --> 00:10:42,710 Richard, if you don't behave,I'm going to ask you to leave. 116 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:47,213 -Now, I'm nervous enough without your nonsense.-You take the no-fault issues. I will speak to privacy. 117 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:51,240 -Okay.-Just relax. You'll ---- 118 00:10:51,240 --> 00:11:02,185 All rise! 119 00:11:11,591 --> 00:11:13,276 I thought there were three judges. 120 00:11:13,276 --> 00:11:26,974 There are.They're just giving him a head start. 121 00:11:26,974 --> 00:11:30,487 Uh ... who, who, wha-wha-what,what, what is he doing here? 122 00:11:30,487 --> 00:11:34,037 Hammond Dearing.Don't let his youth fool you. He can be prickly. 123 00:11:34,037 --> 00:11:35,494 This court is now in session. 124 00:11:35,494 --> 00:11:45,071 The Honorable Justices Greeves, Morisonand Dearing are presiding. Be seated. 125 00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:50,056 Ms. McBeal? Wow.At long last I know your name. 126 00:11:50,056 --> 00:11:53,371 For the record, I twice asked counselfor the petitioner out on a date, 127 00:11:53,371 --> 00:11:56,527 and she twice dumped espresso roast my head. 128 00:11:56,527 --> 00:11:58,818 If the parties have a problem,let's address that first. 129 00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:05,057 -Counsel, are you okay with me sitting?-Uh ... she dumped coffee on you? 130 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:08,125 -That's correct.-I'm okay with that. 131 00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:11,850 -Ms. McBeal? Mr. Cage?-What about you? A-are you going to be biased? 132 00:12:11,850 --> 00:12:14,049 If I thought so, I'd recuse myself. 133 00:12:14,049 --> 00:12:16,527 He is the most progressive of the three. 134 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:20,036 We definitely want him up there,given what we're asking for. 135 00:12:20,036 --> 00:12:21,976 We're fine, Your Honor. 136 00:12:21,976 --> 00:12:25,802 Okay. You're trying to vitiate a marriageon the grounds of fraud 137 00:12:25,802 --> 00:12:27,451 because the wife is gay.Is that the question? 138 00:12:27,451 --> 00:12:31,544 Uh, yes, Your Honor. Uh ...a marriage is a contract and, like any contract, 139 00:12:31,544 --> 00:12:33,940 there has to be a meeting of the minds. 140 00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:37,694 Here, there clearly wasn't.Uh, my client had no idea ---- 141 00:12:37,694 --> 00:12:41,801 You're saying a marriage contract containsthe implied promise of heterosexuality? 142 00:12:41,801 --> 00:12:46,283 Yes. Uh, in fact, in some states,a marriage isn't even legal 143 00:12:46,283 --> 00:12:50,355 -until it is consummated [sexually] -----This isn't one of those states. 144 00:12:50,355 --> 00:12:53,666 Certainly, if Evan Stevens knew that,that Lisa Treadway was a lesbian, 145 00:12:53,666 --> 00:12:54,346 he, he would not have ---- 146 00:12:54,346 --> 00:12:59,757 Is it possible Ms. Treadway didn't considersexual attraction to be material to the marriage? 147 00:12:59,757 --> 00:13:02,149 Not material to the marriage? 148 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:05,395 What if Ms. Treadway was heterosexualbut she just wasn't attracted to your client? 149 00:13:05,395 --> 00:13:07,786 Should we declare that marriagea fraud and nullify it? 150 00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:16,824 Well ... aw ... um ... 151 00:13:16,824 --> 00:13:19,179 If a woman marries a manshe has no sexual interest in, 152 00:13:19,179 --> 00:13:21,120 and she doesn't tell him -- 153 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:23,860 yes, I think it's fraud and I thinkthe marriage should be nullified. 154 00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:26,739 You make no room for the possibilitythat there are couples who, 155 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:30,560 even on their wedding day, are not terriblyinclined toward one another physically? 156 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,432 -Well ...-We should annul all those unions? 157 00:13:32,432 --> 00:13:36,785 No, no no no no no no no no,uh, yes, o-of course, 158 00:13:36,785 --> 00:13:40,660 uh, well, we have couples. F-f-for example, 159 00:13:40,660 --> 00:13:45,303 I'm sure that, when ugly people marry,they're not always physically drawn to each other, 160 00:13:45,303 --> 00:13:49,324 but they still want to get married,and if they can only find another ugly person ... 161 00:13:49,324 --> 00:13:57,762 I, I cannot believe that I am ...saying this. Uh, uh, le-let me, um ... 162 00:13:57,762 --> 00:14:02,104 -go back.-That'd be wise. 163 00:14:02,104 --> 00:14:06,489 It is one thing for two people to get marriedto each other without any sexual interest. 164 00:14:06,489 --> 00:14:09,328 Tha-tha-that's one thing.But it is quite another 165 00:14:09,328 --> 00:14:14,226 when one of the would-be spousesconceals his or her sexual orientation. 166 00:14:14,226 --> 00:14:16,057 That is just fraudulent. 167 00:14:16,057 --> 00:14:19,675 So, I'm about to get married.I have no interest sexually in my partner, 168 00:14:19,675 --> 00:14:22,115 and I marry her anywaybecause I love her with all my heart. 169 00:14:22,115 --> 00:14:24,561 I think she'd make a wonderfulpartner and a great mother, 170 00:14:24,561 --> 00:14:26,265 and I take her for my wife. That's okay? 171 00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:26,858 Yes. 172 00:14:26,858 --> 00:14:30,322 If I'm heterosexual. But if I'm gay,I'm not entitled to that same opportunity? 173 00:14:30,322 --> 00:14:33,403 You're twisting my words.Well, why don't you untwist them? 174 00:14:33,403 --> 00:14:36,715 If you were gay and you toldyour fiance that you were gay, 175 00:14:36,715 --> 00:14:39,044 and you still both agreed toget married, that's fine. 176 00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:41,507 But if you don't tell, that's fraud. 177 00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:43,934 What if he or she were bisexual?Still a duty to disclose? 178 00:14:43,934 --> 00:14:46,996 Well, I ... um, I, I, well, yes. 179 00:14:46,996 --> 00:14:49,017 So, you're suggesting to this court that, by marrying, 180 00:14:49,017 --> 00:14:51,708 a person should legally forfeitcertain rights to privacy? 181 00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:52,780 That's not what I'm saying. 182 00:14:52,780 --> 00:14:55,495 You're either saying that, Ms. McBeal,or you're confusing this court terribly. 183 00:14:55,495 --> 00:15:00,144 You know, maybe you and I shouldstep out and get a cup of coffee. 184 00:15:00,144 --> 00:15:04,588 How often did your client and his wifemake love prior to their marriage? 185 00:15:04,588 --> 00:15:06,714 Well, I certainly don't know. 186 00:15:06,714 --> 00:15:10,685 Well, if sexual chemistry is materialto the validity of the union, shouldn't you know? 187 00:15:10,685 --> 00:15:14,428 -Look. You know what I'm talking about.-Uh ... Your Honor, if I may? 188 00:15:14,428 --> 00:15:18,617 No. No. You may not. Um,i-if a person goes down the aisle, 189 00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:22,025 the person that he or she is marryinghas the right to assume that he's straight. 190 00:15:22,025 --> 00:15:24,957 And the gay person has a legal dutyto reveal his sexual preference? 191 00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:27,585 -Yes.-Okay. We understand your position. 192 00:15:27,585 --> 00:15:29,589 Thank you. 193 00:15:29,589 --> 00:15:34,430 Ms. Thomas, I don't thinkwe need to hear from you. Do we? 194 00:15:34,430 --> 00:15:42,575 No. The petitioner's motion to annulthe marriage is denied. We're adjourned. 195 00:15:52,042 --> 00:15:52,956 Excuse me!? 196 00:15:52,956 --> 00:15:55,686 First of all, what the hell is the deal youworking in a coffee shop? 197 00:15:55,686 --> 00:15:57,090 I told you -- I own it. What? 198 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,436 Does a barrister have a dutyto tell his customers he's a judge 199 00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:02,900 before forking over a cappuccino?I suppose I defrauded you. 200 00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:04,914 The hostility in that remark alone tells me 201 00:16:04,914 --> 00:16:06,423 that you have bias in this case!And you, you ---- 202 00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:07,832 No, no, no. The hostilitysuggests my impatience 203 00:16:07,832 --> 00:16:11,020 with motions brought by attorneyswhich are a waste of this court's time. 204 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:13,432 This is a no-fault state, Ms. McBeal. 205 00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:15,363 The very reason for whichis to preempt the courts 206 00:16:15,363 --> 00:16:18,025 from asking the very questionyou waltzed in here raising! 207 00:16:18,025 --> 00:16:20,004 No-fault goes to blaming people in a marriage. 208 00:16:20,004 --> 00:16:22,543 This issue concerned whetherthere was a valid marriage to begin with. 209 00:16:22,543 --> 00:16:24,537 And, though the questionmay be a waste of your time, 210 00:16:24,537 --> 00:16:28,163 it wasn't preempted by the legislature, Your Anus! 211 00:16:28,163 --> 00:16:30,268 I, I mean ... Honor. 212 00:16:30,268 --> 00:16:33,828 -Spouses lie to each other all the time.-Whether she is straight or gay is ---- 213 00:16:33,828 --> 00:16:36,895 Yes. People marry for all kinds of reasons.Some just companionship, 214 00:16:36,895 --> 00:16:39,727 some for tax benefits,some just to be co-parents. 215 00:16:39,727 --> 00:16:42,106 The point is, the courts don'tget in there and ask why. 216 00:16:42,106 --> 00:16:45,322 Legally, one takes the other for better or worse. 217 00:16:45,322 --> 00:16:47,705 You evidently make the assumption gay is worse. 218 00:16:47,705 --> 00:16:49,955 -Maybe you're right -----Uh, no! I do not make that assumption, you pig! 219 00:16:49,955 --> 00:16:52,430 -You're in contempt!-Oh, oh, gee. That'll keep me up nights. 220 00:16:52,430 --> 00:16:57,084 -Security! Show Ms. McBeal to a jail cell.-What? 221 00:16:57,084 --> 00:17:00,023 You can dump coffee on my headwhen I'm a civilian. But in here, I'm a judge. 222 00:17:00,023 --> 00:17:03,867 -A horrible one!-Take her away now. 223 00:17:15,685 --> 00:17:18,894 -Sandy, hello.-Hi, John. 224 00:17:18,894 --> 00:17:25,761 -Is everything, um, okay?-What? ... Oh ... Sure. 225 00:17:25,761 --> 00:17:31,933 -Really?-Yeah. 226 00:17:31,933 --> 00:17:34,254 Oh, there you are. We're all going down to the bar. 227 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:37,596 -You want to come?-I can wait. 228 00:17:37,596 --> 00:17:41,831 -Nelle, who, who was that who was just here?-Excuse me? 229 00:17:41,831 --> 00:17:46,240 -There was someone else just here. Did you see her?-Oh, Billy's secretary. 230 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,524 Yes. Do you know her name? 231 00:17:48,524 --> 00:17:54,116 Yeah. It's, uh ... Billy's secretary, hmm.Oh, Elaine probably knows it. Why? 232 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:58,554 No, just curious. Yeah, I'll,I'll meet you down at the bar. 233 00:17:58,554 --> 00:18:02,454 -Hmm. Great.-Mm-hm. 234 00:18:11,027 --> 00:18:12,994 To be so close and not get to touch ... 235 00:18:12,994 --> 00:18:15,337 I'm sure another lesbian will come along, sweetie. 236 00:18:15,337 --> 00:18:19,812 -Did you know that Ally's in jail?-Hum a few bars. 237 00:18:19,812 --> 00:18:25,273 -Dance?Oh, that's sweet. But I'm busy this lifetime.Maybe the next one? 238 00:18:25,273 --> 00:18:31,830 -Come on.-Such a cruel joke God making two of them. 239 00:18:42,446 --> 00:18:45,204 I can't pretend it didn't happen. 240 00:18:45,204 --> 00:18:49,236 What are you looking for, Billy?Pretty smile with no complications? 241 00:18:49,236 --> 00:18:52,934 Maybe I'm just looking for a dance --I admit it's possible. 242 00:18:52,934 --> 00:18:58,529 Maybe I'm just looking to be adored a little.If I was your brother or your best friend, 243 00:18:58,529 --> 00:19:02,959 I'd give you a hundred reasons not to dancewith the guy sitting across from you. 244 00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:11,550 As the guy sitting across from you,dance with me. 245 00:19:25,476 --> 00:19:31,195 Good night, Billy. 246 00:19:37,408 --> 00:19:51,790 Ughh ... Aw ... well, gee. 247 00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:53,213 An apology gets you out. 248 00:19:53,213 --> 00:19:57,005 Great. I am deeply sorrythat you're such an ass! 249 00:19:57,005 --> 00:20:08,670 -Let me in.-So, what do you want now? 250 00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:10,996 You really didn't have any legal meritto your case, okay? 251 00:20:10,996 --> 00:20:13,123 -I think you know that.-That doesn't mean I should be jailed. 252 00:20:13,123 --> 00:20:15,248 You're in jail for calling me a horrible pig. 253 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:19,146 I called you a horrible judge.You're an ordinary pig. 254 00:20:19,146 --> 00:20:22,116 Wh-wh-wha-what is with this,this coffee thing, anyway? 255 00:20:22,116 --> 00:20:25,420 It's my only opportunity to interactwith the people on the street. 256 00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:27,702 Sitting on the appeals court,all I see are lawyers 257 00:20:27,702 --> 00:20:31,387 dressed in their little designer outfits. 258 00:20:31,387 --> 00:20:34,393 You know, as a judge, you should know better 259 00:20:34,393 --> 00:20:37,175 than to commit a sexual assaultagainst somebody. 260 00:20:37,175 --> 00:20:39,631 I shouldn't have kissed you.I'm sorry. And I did apologize. 261 00:20:39,631 --> 00:20:40,565 Wh-wh-wh-what were you thinking? 262 00:20:40,565 --> 00:20:42,971 Well, only that you seemed vile,I still had a trace of the flu, 263 00:20:42,971 --> 00:20:44,815 and perhaps I could get you sick. 264 00:20:44,815 --> 00:20:47,213 Okay, Ally, look. We could sit heretrading shots all night. 265 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:51,710 -Hmm, you would lose.-Well, p-perhaps. Or ---- 266 00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:54,667 -I am not getting dinner with you.-I can't get dinner, actually. 267 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:58,917 I did have that flu last week and got my staff sick,and I'm short on personnel. 268 00:20:58,917 --> 00:21:05,068 I'm sentencing you to community service.I need you to make espressos tonight. 269 00:21:05,068 --> 00:21:07,933 Uh ... uh, y-y-you know,you can't make me do that. 270 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,253 -But I can ask.-Mm ... 271 00:21:09,253 --> 00:21:14,295 -Come on. You might enjoy it.-Mm-mm-hm ... 272 00:21:17,796 --> 00:21:21,192 -I thought you're coming down.-I am. 273 00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:25,454 Well, could you speed it up?I'm getting hit on left and right. It's tiresome. 274 00:21:25,454 --> 00:21:35,383 -Well, not by any janitors, I hope.-What's going on with you? Is there a problem? 275 00:21:35,383 --> 00:21:39,130 -You're an elitist, Nelle.-And? 276 00:21:39,130 --> 00:21:44,894 -And it bothers me that you draw class distinctions.-Oh, please ... 277 00:21:44,894 --> 00:21:50,795 -Well, why wouldn't you date a janitor-Because I prefer men who have ambition. 278 00:21:50,795 --> 00:21:54,313 -And janitors don't?-Well, maybe they do, but the ones I've met ---- 279 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,906 F-f-f-f... Well, name three you've met. 280 00:21:56,906 --> 00:22:00,665 Hey, look. I don't see you chasingafter shoeshine girls or ---- 281 00:22:00,665 --> 00:22:02,471 Well, I have no problem with a shoeshine girl. 282 00:22:02,471 --> 00:22:04,964 If she were cute.So, does that make you better? 283 00:22:04,964 --> 00:22:07,655 You don't draw class distinctionsif she's a looker? 284 00:22:07,655 --> 00:22:11,322 -Well, aren't you the open-minded one.-No. I give all people respect. 285 00:22:11,322 --> 00:22:15,300 But I got it from you immediately,before even saying hello. 286 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,993 Not because I was a lawyer, or educated. 287 00:22:17,993 --> 00:22:21,367 It had more to do with my beingbeautiful and your wanting to have sex! 288 00:22:21,367 --> 00:22:23,779 -No! Tha-tha-tha-that ...-You're a hypocrite, John. 289 00:22:23,779 --> 00:22:27,068 Men make class distinctions all the time.They just go to body parts. 290 00:22:27,068 --> 00:22:31,661 And you think that basing them on ...on economic status and, and ... job title? 291 00:22:31,661 --> 00:22:33,679 Makes a hell of a lot more sense -- yes. 292 00:22:33,679 --> 00:22:38,470 Uh, uh ... well ... uh, Sandy. Okay?You, you didn't even know her name. 293 00:22:38,470 --> 00:22:39,744 Sandy who? 294 00:22:39,744 --> 00:22:42,776 Well, exactly! Billy's secretary.You didn't even know her name. 295 00:22:42,776 --> 00:22:46,332 And you probably wouldn't either,if she weren't so pretty. 296 00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:48,968 And maybe if I weren't a senior partner,a man with money ---- 297 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:53,048 But you are, John.I fell for your package, you fell for mine. 298 00:22:53,048 --> 00:22:56,071 The packaging counted.Why should we apologize for it? 299 00:22:56,071 --> 00:23:06,745 -You should apologize for it.-Well, I don't. ... I don't. 300 00:23:10,007 --> 00:23:15,134 Uh, dollar twenty-five, please. ... Thank you. 301 00:23:15,134 --> 00:23:17,192 Triple-shot, tall, percent, no-whip,half-and-half, semi-dry latte, 302 00:23:17,192 --> 00:23:19,440 -double-cap, ==.-Um ... W-w-w-w-wait, wait, wait, 303 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,209 You, you can't just bark it out like that.Ju-just, s-s-s-slow down. 304 00:23:23,209 --> 00:23:28,818 -Tall black coffee.-Oh ... oh, that's funny. 305 00:23:28,818 --> 00:23:33,156 -Well.-Ha ha. 306 00:23:33,156 --> 00:23:35,957 -Perfect.-Now, now, there. Now, that looks good on you. 307 00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:43,093 Well, I'll leave it, then. Thank you.Um, may I help you, ma'am? 308 00:23:43,093 --> 00:23:45,463 -Ally?-Sandy! 309 00:23:45,463 --> 00:23:50,606 -What are you ... doing back there?-Uh, uh, long story. Crazy judge. 310 00:23:50,606 --> 00:24:00,414 -Well. Wh-wh-wh-what can I, uh, get for you?-Uh, just a ... decaf, small. 311 00:24:00,414 --> 00:24:19,416 Ah. ... You don't exactly seem likeyour perky self. What's wrong? 312 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:22,146 -A guy?-A guy. 313 00:24:22,146 --> 00:24:25,669 -Hmm, tell me.-Just coming off a divorce ... 314 00:24:25,669 --> 00:24:29,151 I like him, but I don't want to behis rebound relationship, which ---- 315 00:24:29,151 --> 00:24:32,212 You think you would be.Wh-wh-wh-what does he say? 316 00:24:32,212 --> 00:24:38,878 Oh, he says ...he actually says all the right things. 317 00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:47,571 -Well, you, you love him?-I like him. I ... could maybe ... 318 00:24:47,571 --> 00:24:56,180 -Hm ...-It's Billy. 319 00:24:56,180 --> 00:25:03,247 Oh. ... Y ... oh. Uh, well, he's, well,Bill-Billy? He's um ... B-Billy? 320 00:25:03,247 --> 00:25:07,711 -I'm out of my mind.-Well, the thing is that he seems to be out of his. 321 00:25:07,711 --> 00:25:14,535 Look. I'm, am a friend of Georgia's.E-even though I realize that it's over .. 322 00:25:14,535 --> 00:25:18,980 Yeah. 323 00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:26,011 Sandy. I, I'm the last person in the worldto give anybody advice about love or... 324 00:25:26,011 --> 00:25:34,810 well, anything. But I do know two things.Well, three, actually. 325 00:25:34,810 --> 00:25:40,315 Um, first, under the bleached head,he's one of the greatest guys I've ever met. 326 00:25:40,315 --> 00:25:49,809 Second, being loved by him or loving him,it's, uh, pretty special. 327 00:25:49,809 --> 00:25:55,993 And third, if he's even a "maybe,"you got to check it out. 328 00:25:55,993 --> 00:26:01,275 'Cause guys who could be right or,or even remotely could be "the one, " 329 00:26:01,275 --> 00:26:10,916 they don't come along often, if ever. 330 00:26:49,332 --> 00:26:53,461 John? ... John! ... That's your angry dance. 331 00:26:53,461 --> 00:27:01,261 And I can explain that, Richard. I'M ANGRY!!! 332 00:27:01,261 --> 00:27:06,286 -Oh, well, uh uh ... what's wrong?-Nelle is a rich, bitch, elitist snob! 333 00:27:06,286 --> 00:27:09,463 You know she actually considers itbeneath her to date a janitor? 334 00:27:09,463 --> 00:27:12,405 I mean, how do I even go homeat night to a woman like that? 335 00:27:12,405 --> 00:27:14,718 -Well, there could be worse things.-Like what? 336 00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:16,789 Well, y-you could go home to find her with a janitor. 337 00:27:16,789 --> 00:27:22,811 -Oh, balls!-John, it's a good thing. 338 00:27:22,811 --> 00:27:28,197 Most women, when they get married,they want that big, big house; 339 00:27:28,197 --> 00:27:31,133 and the husband has to work, work, workto be able to build her that big, big, big house; 340 00:27:31,133 --> 00:27:33,675 and while he's working, she gets lonelyand shtups the contractor. 341 00:27:33,675 --> 00:27:37,208 Circle of life John. You're better off with Nelle. 342 00:27:37,208 --> 00:27:40,462 -Do you mean that?-Let, let me tell you. The little jingle aside, 343 00:27:40,462 --> 00:27:44,147 all men are not created equal.Some are big and strong, some are short and fat, 344 00:27:44,147 --> 00:27:47,345 some are clever, some are strange,some are handsome, some aren't. 345 00:27:47,345 --> 00:27:50,087 And for those non-handsome,short, strange little men -- 346 00:27:50,087 --> 00:27:52,068 I think we know who we're talking about, John -- 347 00:27:52,068 --> 00:27:55,307 he needs an equalizer.The equalizer is money. 348 00:27:55,307 --> 00:27:58,133 Let me say it again -- Money.Let's go for a trilogy -- 349 00:27:58,133 --> 00:28:01,606 Money. You, you're afunny, little man with money. 350 00:28:01,606 --> 00:28:05,096 And Nelle loves money.Instead of condemning her for her values, 351 00:28:05,096 --> 00:28:10,759 you, you, you should be grateful. Otherwise,what chance on this earth do you stand of getting her? 352 00:28:10,759 --> 00:28:19,588 Thank you, Richard. As always,your perspective is refreshing. 353 00:29:00,271 --> 00:29:02,680 I-i-it's, it's better than practicing law! 354 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:05,199 You, you, you just give your client a cup of coffee and, 355 00:29:05,199 --> 00:29:07,186 -and he walks away.-Satisfied! 356 00:29:07,186 --> 00:29:10,502 A-and the most fulfilling part is,I look very good in an apron. 357 00:29:10,502 --> 00:29:11,919 -Yes, you do!-What about you? 358 00:29:11,919 --> 00:29:13,445 Uh ... in an apron? 359 00:29:13,445 --> 00:29:17,049 Well, you seem happier in itthan you do in the robe. 360 00:29:17,049 --> 00:29:21,059 Well, the robe has its perks. 361 00:29:21,059 --> 00:29:28,462 Ah. This is me. I'd invite you infor a cup of coffee, but ... 362 00:29:28,462 --> 00:29:30,828 You'd dump it on my head.There's the chance. 363 00:29:30,828 --> 00:29:36,159 Ha. Look. Is there any possibilityI could get a real date out of all this? 364 00:29:36,159 --> 00:29:41,453 -There's a pos-si-bili-ty.-Tomorrow night? 365 00:29:41,453 --> 00:29:46,064 I'd have to check. I kind of date a lot. 366 00:29:46,064 --> 00:29:53,872 Tomorrow night would probably work.Good night, Hammond. 367 00:29:53,872 --> 00:30:09,906 -Good night. ... This isn't a kiss.-This would just be a polite peck good-night. 368 00:30:09,906 --> 00:30:21,476 -Well, tha-that was very courteous.-Night. ... Ally? 369 00:30:21,476 --> 00:30:26,031 Your case -- did you really believeall that stuff you were saying? 370 00:30:26,031 --> 00:30:30,813 Actually, yeah. Why? 371 00:30:30,813 --> 00:30:46,254 Well, in the spirit of honesty, then,I guess I should tell you. I'm bisexual. 372 00:30:50,332 --> 00:30:52,379 -What are you going to do?-I don't know. 373 00:30:52,379 --> 00:30:54,904 This is worse than the last one.He just turned out to be homeless. 374 00:30:54,904 --> 00:30:58,098 -W-would you date a bisexual man?-Yes. 375 00:30:58,098 --> 00:31:00,554 So, why are you seeing this as such a crisis? 376 00:31:00,554 --> 00:31:01,916 Well, I'm trying to look at it through your eyes. 377 00:31:01,916 --> 00:31:04,656 -When are you going to see him again?-Mmm, tonight. 378 00:31:04,656 --> 00:31:06,169 Are you sure you didn't agree tomeet with him sooner? 379 00:31:06,169 --> 00:31:10,629 It would explain why he's here. 380 00:31:10,629 --> 00:31:16,863 -Hammond! Bi! Hi! Hello!-I couldn't sleep. Can we talk? 381 00:31:16,863 --> 00:31:21,335 Sure. ... Elaine! 382 00:31:21,335 --> 00:31:24,378 I know it might seem inappropriate for meto stay and listen, but just this once ... 383 00:31:24,378 --> 00:31:36,204 -Elaine!-Fine. 384 00:31:36,204 --> 00:31:37,666 Why couldn't you sleep? 385 00:31:37,666 --> 00:31:41,729 I kept seeing your face.You looked a little ... thrown. 386 00:31:41,729 --> 00:31:47,663 Well, I, I was probably just, um ...Well, I, I'm so sick and tired of, 387 00:31:47,663 --> 00:31:51,459 of guys at the end of a date telling methat they're bisexual. It gets old. 388 00:31:51,459 --> 00:31:57,726 -Right. And now you're covering.-I, I was thrown. 389 00:31:57,726 --> 00:32:06,150 -Does my disclosure ... make a difference?-Yes. 390 00:32:06,150 --> 00:32:12,198 -Why?-Well, um ... The truth is, I, 391 00:32:12,198 --> 00:32:14,797 I don't actually date, Hammond. 392 00:32:14,797 --> 00:32:19,727 I mean, not for the fun of it, anyway. I,I more like audition potential husbands. 393 00:32:19,727 --> 00:32:25,543 And, and if I don't see any potential in it,I, I don't waste my time. 394 00:32:25,543 --> 00:32:28,466 Uh-huh. And you see no potential in mebecause I'm bisexual? 395 00:32:28,466 --> 00:32:33,741 -Yes.-Well, which brings me back to "why?" 396 00:32:33,741 --> 00:32:42,970 I ... suppose I associate a lifestyle ofpromiscuity with bisexuality. 397 00:32:42,970 --> 00:32:48,040 It may not be fair, but I do.I suppose I'm, I'm insecure 398 00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:51,242 that a bisexual man has sexual needsthat I can't fulfill. I ... 399 00:32:51,242 --> 00:32:54,474 I suppose I'd like to think of my husbandtaking my son to a ball game 400 00:32:54,474 --> 00:32:58,409 and, and not having to worry whetherdaddy is checking out the pitcher's glutes. 401 00:32:58,409 --> 00:33:03,095 I, I suppose I'm, I'm nervous about my kids 402 00:33:03,095 --> 00:33:13,419 being teased because of their father's sexual ...I suppose I'm, I'm worried about diseases. 403 00:33:13,419 --> 00:33:20,384 I suppose, in the end, I'm far morehomophobic than I ever imagined. 404 00:33:20,384 --> 00:33:24,448 -May I respond?-Go ahead. 405 00:33:24,448 --> 00:33:27,212 As for your concern over promiscuity -- 406 00:33:27,212 --> 00:33:30,615 when any person gets married,he or she pledges fidelity. 407 00:33:30,615 --> 00:33:34,378 For you to assume a bisexual person isless able to be monogamous -- 408 00:33:34,378 --> 00:33:38,066 that is a prejudice. As fortaking my son to a ball game -- 409 00:33:38,066 --> 00:33:41,627 well, if your straight husband took your daughterto a women's basketball game, 410 00:33:41,627 --> 00:33:44,577 and you were concerned about daddychecking out the point guard's glutes; 411 00:33:44,577 --> 00:33:47,319 you'd have issues to work onwith your husband, straight or not. 412 00:33:47,319 --> 00:33:50,292 As for your fears of your kids being teased --that's cowardice. 413 00:33:50,292 --> 00:33:53,168 Your fears of disease --ignorance, bias, take your pick. 414 00:33:53,168 --> 00:33:56,313 As for your all too comfortable resignationto being homophobic 415 00:33:56,313 --> 00:33:59,960 without the will to root out the whyor the compulsion to address it -- 416 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:05,225 that's as sad as it is inexcusable. 417 00:34:05,225 --> 00:34:10,959 You make for a great judge, Hammond.And a good guy. 418 00:34:10,959 --> 00:34:15,665 Bu-bu-but the only thing that isreally relevant in this discussion is that ... 419 00:34:15,665 --> 00:34:22,837 I don't want to go out with you. 420 00:34:38,554 --> 00:34:41,732 -Do you really want to try this?-Sandy, I'm beginning to think you're crazy. 421 00:34:41,732 --> 00:34:45,732 -Do you really want to try this?-You know I do. 422 00:34:45,732 --> 00:34:49,176 There have to be ground rules.No physical contact in this office. 423 00:34:49,176 --> 00:34:52,018 -Okay.-No flirting, no unprofessional behavior, 424 00:34:52,018 --> 00:34:55,529 -and no sudden expectations of me doing your laundry.-I would never. 425 00:34:55,529 --> 00:34:59,402 -No lying. If there's any relapse with Georgia -----That won't happen. 426 00:34:59,402 --> 00:35:01,871 -No physical contact in this office.-You said that once. 427 00:35:01,871 --> 00:35:03,816 -No Palmer girls.-Already gone. 428 00:35:03,816 --> 00:35:06,299 No contact, unprofessional ... 429 00:35:06,299 --> 00:35:15,176 Sandy, I would do nothing to jeopardizeyour job or carreer. I, uh, respect ... 430 00:35:15,176 --> 00:35:21,016 -Uh, peh-eh, peh-eh, er ...-Excellent. She'll sue. Excellent. 431 00:35:21,016 --> 00:35:27,261 -Great. It's already out in the open.-Yeah. 432 00:35:40,141 --> 00:35:46,948 Nelle, hi. How's it going?Met any cute custodians lately? 433 00:35:46,948 --> 00:35:53,786 -Kidding. Ally, everything okay?-Fine. 434 00:35:53,786 --> 00:35:59,028 Look, uh ... I might be a little off base here,but, uh ... I don't know, it ... 435 00:35:59,028 --> 00:36:00,988 it seems in court there mayhave been some chemistry 436 00:36:00,988 --> 00:36:04,898 between you and one of those judges.A-and looking at you now, 437 00:36:04,898 --> 00:36:12,102 I, I can't help but wonder it --is he bi? Elaine hinted. 438 00:36:12,102 --> 00:36:15,812 Hhh. I think my fear came from ignorance, Richard. 439 00:36:15,812 --> 00:36:19,245 Ally, the thing you have to remember: 440 00:36:19,245 --> 00:36:22,338 Fifty percent of all marriages end in divorcebecause men cheat. 441 00:36:22,338 --> 00:36:24,385 Fifty percent of married men cheat? 442 00:36:24,385 --> 00:36:26,650 Oh, no, no, no, no. Uh, fifty percent get caught. 443 00:36:26,650 --> 00:36:28,394 What I'm trying to say is, men have urges. 444 00:36:28,394 --> 00:36:29,794 They're victims of their urges. 445 00:36:29,794 --> 00:36:32,672 Imagine if Clinton were bi, it could have beenLinda Tripp under that desk. 446 00:36:32,672 --> 00:36:34,038 That isn't funny, Richard. 447 00:36:34,038 --> 00:36:36,421 Wait. My point is,what are your odds with this guy? 448 00:36:36,421 --> 00:36:39,953 -He wants to sleep with everything.-That is the same bigotry I was guilty of. 449 00:36:39,953 --> 00:36:46,043 I, I let my fears just take me over and ...and now a good man is gone. 450 00:36:46,043 --> 00:36:53,003 Well, well, if you feel that way ... Is it too late? 451 00:36:53,003 --> 00:37:03,496 -No. ... No, Richard. It ... it isn't. It isn't.-Great. 452 00:37:06,614 --> 00:37:07,829 Can I talk to you? 453 00:37:07,829 --> 00:37:09,777 Actually, I'm cleaning up my office at the moment, 454 00:37:09,777 --> 00:37:12,498 which I assume would be a turnoff to you. 455 00:37:12,498 --> 00:37:14,343 Will you drop this janitor crap? 456 00:37:14,343 --> 00:37:18,461 I can't drop it. You're a stuck-up,intolerant snob, Nelle. 457 00:37:18,461 --> 00:37:19,652 Why don't you just admit it? 458 00:37:19,652 --> 00:37:22,601 John, have you any clueas to how weird you are? 459 00:37:22,601 --> 00:37:36,991 -Look at this. ---Oh, and how about this one? Look what I put up with. 460 00:37:36,991 --> 00:37:42,873 I date a man who has remotes fortoilets, my shoes, my hairpins; 461 00:37:42,873 --> 00:37:46,054 who can't make love to meunless he pretends he's Barry White. 462 00:37:46,054 --> 00:37:51,356 His nose whistles. And what?You now accuse me of not being tolerant? 463 00:37:51,356 --> 00:37:53,440 Would you date me if I didn't have money? 464 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,666 Of course. But would I have beenas attracted to you 465 00:37:56,666 --> 00:37:59,261 if you weren't successful?Quite possibly no. 466 00:37:59,261 --> 00:38:03,105 And that's what troubles me.Well, then, you're a dweeb. 467 00:38:03,105 --> 00:38:06,089 Uh ... did you say "dweeb"? 468 00:38:06,089 --> 00:38:08,455 When you were in high school,the girls would laugh at you -- 469 00:38:08,455 --> 00:38:10,887 John, you've told me yourself.The guys would pick on you, 470 00:38:10,887 --> 00:38:12,827 and the girls would giggle on you.You'd say to yourself, 471 00:38:12,827 --> 00:38:17,516 "One day they'll see, one day I'll berich and successful, they'll like me then!" 472 00:38:17,516 --> 00:38:18,296 And what happens? 473 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:22,787 You go out and you become rich and successful,and everybody likes you. 474 00:38:22,787 --> 00:38:27,326 And you can't handle it! If you want people 475 00:38:27,326 --> 00:38:31,295 to embrace who you used to be, then,why don't you go back to 476 00:38:31,295 --> 00:38:37,971 being the dweeb you were in high school? 477 00:39:19,007 --> 00:39:31,011 I can jump up and down if I want! 478 00:39:53,334 --> 00:39:56,076 Did you come to dump coffee on my head? 479 00:39:56,076 --> 00:40:04,039 No. No, I, I came ... Hh. Well,I've been rethinking and, uh ... 480 00:40:04,039 --> 00:40:12,859 -And?-And, um ... 481 00:40:12,859 --> 00:40:23,706 I agree that I am completely guilty of bigotry and ... 482 00:40:23,706 --> 00:40:34,304 -And?-And ... uh ... I just can't get by it. 483 00:40:34,304 --> 00:40:40,980 I realize that it's my loss,but I just ... I can't get by it. 484 00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:42,593 Last night, I heard you advise a woman: 485 00:40:42,593 --> 00:40:47,447 "If, if a guy could even remotely be the one,how can you not check it out?" 486 00:40:47,447 --> 00:40:58,930 I know. But, um ...But sometimes prejudice wins out 487 00:40:58,930 --> 00:41:17,480 -Is that what you came to tell me?-No. ... I guess I came to say goodbye. 45129

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