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no
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no
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come on
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hey hey hey
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hey
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hey
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that's right it is I I love you
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I have returned to take what is mine
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which is everything that is yours
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to be known to the highest mountain
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to the lowest valley
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the Tai Lung lives and no one will stand in his way
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not even the great dragon warrior
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Paul where is Paul
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he was supposed to be here hours ago hey
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will you please just relax
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I am relax okay
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I'm sure Paul is fine what if he's sick
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what if he's hurt what if he's hungry
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don't get your noodles in a twist
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if I know our son
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he's probably just kicking back and catching some rays
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that's bad
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getting worse
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okay big guy
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we're really gonna have to wrap this up
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and next time keep your surf off that turf
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I'm late oh I'm late
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was is and always will be
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we love you Dragon Warrior and I love you too
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adoring fan
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okay okay
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I'll say whatever you want
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master seafood here let me just there
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that's much worse
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we have to talk absolutely
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let's talk right after the ceremony
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ceremony what ceremony
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the staff of wisdom
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given to me by Master Oogway himself
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it is said that whoever possesses this staff
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has the power to travel between the realms
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the power to unlock the door to the Spirit Realm
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and now the power to open the all new Dragon
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Warrior Noodles and tofu
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unfortunately no
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they're off on super cool Kung fu missions
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Tigers is taking on the free race
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chicken monkeys hot on the trail of the missing the cat
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Crane was crowned king of the crocodile
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long story vipers
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wrapping up these stocks
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between the covers of the mongooses
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and mantis well
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he's just trying to keep his blushing right
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from biting his head off
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just because they're not here in person
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doesn't mean they're not here as life size cut out
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now who wants a picture
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you really captured your disapproving sconell
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we need to talk now
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hey can I get one of those in the wallet size
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oh coming
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do you remember
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the first time you finally stepped in a Jade house
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how could I forget
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I thought I'd never make it to the top yes
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but you persevered and once again
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destiny calls for you to take the next step
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on your journey the next step
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what are you talking about
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I've already taken all the steps
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haven't I it is time for you to choose your successor
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successor for what
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a successor to be the next Dragon Warrior
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ha ha ha ha yeah
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I get it funny
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cause I'm the Dragon Warrior
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whoa whoa
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whoa wait wait
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you mean I'm not gonna be the Dragon Warrior anymore
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exactly then what am I gonna be
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once a successor is chosen
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you will advance to the highest level
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and all of Kung fu spiritual leader
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of the valley of peace
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whoa
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I don't know what that means
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it's just like that true way before you
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you will oversee the valley
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passing along wisdom and aspiring hope look
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I appreciate the promotion
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I think I'm just gonna stick with the whole
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Dragon Warrior thing Dragon Warrior thing
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what is it you're hoping a cookie
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other hand
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the staff of wisdom was given to you by master
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who
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think it was
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so you could open a restaurant or post pictures
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he wasn't super specific
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we entrusted you with that staff
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so you could follow in his footsteps
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and become something better than you already are
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you take it no
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oh wait
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did not give it to me hey
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the next hogway is not my destiny
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which I have accepted and I'm at peace with really
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it's fine you don't sound fine
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you don't sound fine I'm very fine okay
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you fine this is an honor
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they chose you as his successor
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and now you must choose yours
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Master Shifu I finally found something I'm good at
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and now you want to just take it away from me
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no one's taking anything away Paul
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who you are will always be a part of what you become
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yeah but where's this good douche
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what I mean the shut up hurry
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I don't wanna seem ungrateful
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but I don't know anything about passing on wisdom
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or inspiring hope all I know are two things
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kicking butt and taking names
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and if I'm being completely honest
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I'm not even that good at the name taking
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like who's that fire breathing crocodile
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I wanna say Steve
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you were chosen to bring peace to the valley
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and there are other ways to bring peace
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than simply kicking butt sure
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but not any fun ones please
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being the dragon warriors
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all I know it's who I am not anymore
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valley of peace
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he's a spiritual leader and Master Oogway chose you
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we'll start interviewing candidates
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first thing tomorrow morning
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candidates what candidates
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awesome
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no way
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wow
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can do fantastic pose
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Master Paul will now choose the next Dragon Warrior
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so many great candidates
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I'm gonna let the finger decide
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wait
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whoa whoa
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what is happening
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the Dragon Warrior it's me
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I could not own you have to choose a successor
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nothing about them said Dragon or warrior
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you alone when you know
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how do I know when I know
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you know
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when I'm conflicted
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I come here to ask the universe for answers
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just as you waited before me
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I'm not conflicted I'm just not ready for a next step
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what is that you're holding
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the staff of wisdom other hand chewed a piece bit
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exactly every pit holds the promise of a mighty tree
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how is this gonna help me find answers
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don't ask me ask the universe
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be the pit pole be the pit
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here we go alright universe
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give me some guidance
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Inner Peace
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Inner Peace
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Inner Peace
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Dinner please
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dinner with Peace Snow Peace and a sesame sword blaze
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Inner Peace inner peace
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this is not working at all
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maybe focus on your breathing
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I'm trying
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but it's kind of hard when you keep talking to me
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technically you're talking to you if you think about it
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will you two be quiet I'm trying to concentrate here
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wait my pose inner voice and who are you
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I'm pose inner inner voice
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how many voices do I have in there you do not want to
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know
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universe
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is that you
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attention mysterious figure
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the dragon warriors here to perform justice
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ooh
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hey
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haha you can't hide from justice forever
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the dagger of Deng WA
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you've got excellent taste
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I'll give you that but I can't give you that
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give it back if you insist
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oh no he's got a walking stick
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what are you gonna do stroll me to death
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this stick is not for the strolling
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it's the staff of wisdom the dragon warriors
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gonna be mad when he finds out you took his stick
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I am the dragon warrior
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I'm just gonna say nothing about you
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says Dragon or warrior
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how
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dare you desecrate the hall of beer
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what now Master Ostrich you say my bad
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the indestructible chain hammer of master pankolin
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whoopsies
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hahaha
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the heard of Whispering Warriors
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which I've already broken twice
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why would you keep an urn of souls feels kind of creepy
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are you doing okay there big guy
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you're looking a little tired I've never felt more
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you're gonna pay for that
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hello
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you faker it's not faking
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it's called method catch you later Panda
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no
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I think I'll catch you now
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oh
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oh
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oh
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told you yeah me
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oh great powerful dumpling warrior
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that's Dragon Warrior
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let go of me just tell me one thing
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how did someone like you become the Dragon Warrior
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that's a mystery for you to solve
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during your 2 years stay at the valley of Peace Prison
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Valley of Peace Prison sounds like a daycare
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it is a daycare on the weekends
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but it's also a prison there he is Dragon Warrior
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Tiger long has returned
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he demanded all of our iron then destroyed our quarry
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he's supposed to be the spirit world well
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he's bastard that
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he's not gonna stop until the valley of peace falls
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and the Dragon Warrior bows before him
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he's back please
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you gotta do something
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looks like I'm not the only one around here
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the mystery to solve well
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you know what they say
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every step leaves a footprint no matter how small
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every step leaves a footprint no matter how small
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very clever Fox you know something
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maybe I do maybe I don't okay
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I do I really really do tell me and why should I
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I mean what's in it for me
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the peace of mind knowing you did the right thing
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you're adorable I don't ever told you that
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and I don't mean just like in the cuddly says
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I don't have time for games
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Thai Lung is running loose in the valley of peace
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maybe or maybe she wants you to think it was Thai Lung
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wait she might
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the Empress of disguise capable of taking any form
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mimicking any shape the master of deception
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the lizard of lies with a glowing tea lies
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I'm talking about the chameleon
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this is kind of a private conversation
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who's the chameleon
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only the most powerful shapeshifting sorceress
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so she shapeshifted in the Tai Lung
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but what does she have against me
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in the valley of peace
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these are good questions you should ask her
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you're right how do I find this
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the chameleon she isn't someone who can be found
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at least not without someone in the know
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and how do I find someone in the know
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no it's me
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it's obviously it's me I mean
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I mean I'm in the know
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forget it I'll find her on my own
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good luck after all
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how hard can it be
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to find someone who can look like anyone
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blended anywhere
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fine you lead me to the chameleon
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and I'll see what I can do about reducing your sentence
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deal
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what do you think you're doing
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00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,600
there's this shape shifting sorcerers on the loose
285
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,560
and the job for the furious 5
286
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:33,560
well they're not here
287
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,560
and someone needs to protect the value of peace
288
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:37,480
look I know the change is difficult
289
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,960
and that you enjoy being the Dragon Warrior
290
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,400
but your job it's finally a successor
291
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,000
the Dragon Warrior and I have a deal
292
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,720
mind your own business Squirrel
293
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,560
Master Shifu is not a squirrel
294
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,100
I'm a red panda
295
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,080
you know what I love that for you
296
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,980
oh this is your decision
297
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:54,880
but I think you know
298
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:58,220
what choice Master Ogwai would want you to make
299
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:04,600
thanks for the free stay
300
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,000
what are you doing for a daycare
301
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,240
wait not bad for a day
302
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,960
where are you going you can't leave
303
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,800
don't worry I'll have her back for you
304
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,000
even though she was gone
305
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,300
you are supposed to be passing along with him
306
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,360
and inspiring all
307
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:18,120
just think of it as one last Dragon Warrior adventure
308
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,360
I'll be back soon tell my dads I love him
309
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,260
I can't hear you anymore bye
310
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:29,080
yeah it sure is good to be a free Fox again
311
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,860
that's a good back scratcher
312
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,280
so does this really unlock the door to the spirit realm
313
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,760
it doesn't work like that
314
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,280
it has to be given in order to gain its powers
315
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,160
gotcha given to gain
316
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,080
so um
317
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,000
can I have it no
318
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,280
what do you take me for an easy Mark
319
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:47,120
what's an easy Mark someone who's easy to steal from
320
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:49,360
usually because they're generous and too trusting
321
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,460
like you ah thank you
322
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:54,880
I heard the
323
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,040
chameleon is a monster
324
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:58,240
with an appetite of 1,000 predators
325
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,660
and her favorite food is panda
326
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,080
Erica has magical powers
327
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:06,280
if you say her name three times
328
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,100
she'll take you away in the night
329
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,320
Mr Lee Mr Lee
330
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:23,280
is it true who's going to take down an evil sorcery
331
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,960
no no chameleon haha
332
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:29,120
dragon warriors work is never done Lee
333
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:31,440
I'm thinking pogie enough with the tempting
334
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,620
to tell him to take down an evil sorceress
335
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,180
wasn't such a great idea really
336
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,320
Po has faced demons
337
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,520
demigods and everything else in between
338
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:41,880
he's always come out on top
339
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,980
you're right you're right
340
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:50,540
calm down Ping how bad can one evil sorcerer's be
341
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:56,320
who is she to summon us classic power
342
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,720
we're the heads of Juniper City's most prominent
343
00:20:58,720 --> 00:20:59,720
crying family
344
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:03,000
she's just some bug eyed power hungry reptilian run
345
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,280
you left out the evil sorceress part
346
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:08,640
we used to run the city now we pay her half the money
347
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,360
we dwindle it's like a criminal
348
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:12,400
can't make an honest living anymore yeah
349
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:15,180
but what can we do together
350
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,060
we can take her down
351
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,700
nuts she's a shapeshifter
352
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:23,700
she could be at this very table and we have no idea
353
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:25,960
for all we know
354
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:30,320
you're the chameleon or you're the chameleon or maybe
355
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:31,920
oh no maybe
356
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:36,140
don't say it I'm the chameleon I said don't say it
357
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,480
we obviously spoke out of turn
358
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,560
sorry chameleon
359
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:47,160
no no
360
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,880
don't apologize you and your families
361
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,740
prospered by praying upon the weak
362
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,120
so it doesn't feel good
363
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:56,700
when you're the one being squeezed
364
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,060
especially when the one doing the squeezing is just
365
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,460
bug eyed power hungry
366
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:06,980
what's the rest reptilian runt well
367
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:10,540
this reptilian runt wants more
368
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,500
you already have the city
369
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:14,200
what else could you possibly want
370
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,200
I have something special in mind
371
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,500
I'm very close to achieving it
372
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,960
as close as the blood moon
373
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,120
but the blood moon is two nights away
374
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:25,800
so little time so many expenses
375
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:29,040
which is why I'll need to increase this month's tribute
376
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,140
to 60%
377
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:41,220
what was that now I mean no disrespect
378
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,340
don't worry
379
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:50,620
I forgive you for the impudence and the backstabbing
380
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,080
and the blatant disrespect
381
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,820
you show me I forgive
382
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:58,580
but I never forget
383
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,520
you might say I have the memory
384
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,580
oh don't say it of an elephant
385
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,540
you think I pushed you too far
386
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:27,500
then you my friend can begin to fail
387
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:31,260
just how far I can push
388
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,620
I respect your tribute by Dawn
389
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,880
are we gonna stop for lunch soon
390
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:49,020
justice doesn't stop for lunch
391
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:51,800
but it does take the occasional time out for snackage
392
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,500
Wanna split my almond cookie
393
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,840
you're just gonna give me half of your cookie
394
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,880
out of the goodness of your heart hmm
395
00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:58,960
what's the catch the rub
396
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,920
the bamboozle waddle you know
397
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:01,800
the fleece the rock
398
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,100
the flim flam you want the cookie or not
399
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,660
I got my eye on you
400
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,160
how much farther is it to this
401
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,020
the chameleon just a little more
402
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,760
what are you doing out here in the middle of the night
403
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:37,360
I didn't want to miss the blood moon rising
404
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:38,200
oh pool
405
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,580
you are just as worried as I am
406
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,640
all right pandas come across as calm
407
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:44,480
gentle and chill
408
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:48,200
but the truth is I'm kind of freaking out
409
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,240
who am I who is it to calm
410
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:53,600
gentle and chill to face a shape shifting sorceress
411
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:57,780
what if he's captured what if he's tortured our baby
412
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:00,820
okay okay
413
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,240
maybe Poe has finally met his match
414
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,520
but there is still something that he has
415
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:09,100
that the comedian does not us
416
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:12,240
now let's go find our son
417
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,520
I propose okay
418
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,560
you know Lee a wise goose once said
419
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:19,960
worrying doesn't make the broth boil any faster
420
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,360
who was that me
421
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,580
of course I was the wise goose
422
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,120
wow
423
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,460
that's the biggest village I've ever seen
424
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:33,080
that's no village that's Q University
425
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:34,880
that's where I'll find the chameleon huh
426
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,380
just a boat right away
427
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,960
and I'm gonna lead you right to our front door
428
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:39,440
are you sure
429
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,880
we'll find a boat captain in there for the right price
430
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,140
those cup roads will take us anywhere we wanna go
431
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:44,840
of course
432
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:47,600
we could always up for the four finger discount
433
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:53,060
no stealing the Happy Bunny Tavern that sounds inviting
434
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,060
anybody lose a rabbit
435
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:04,880
oh
436
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,700
oh there faster
437
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:13,080
welcome to the Happy Buddy Tavern
438
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:14,320
I'll find us a ride
439
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:17,940
maybe you can get us some food and stay out of trouble
440
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,860
hey what you guys playing Johnny
441
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,960
and the stakes are high can I play
442
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:26,400
surely
443
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,460
you go easy on a beginner because I'm very beginning
444
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,240
hey there what can I get
445
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,940
a boat ride in Juniper City Assistant
446
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:42,020
who's he he's the captain thanks
447
00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:46,760
oh I went again
448
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,200
beginner's luck I guess
449
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,660
ever played before
450
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,040
are you accusing me of cheating
451
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,160
I would like to speak to the manager please
452
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,420
I am the manager
453
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:58,680
I'll give you a bull ride to Juniper City
454
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,320
but I won't carry anything illegal
455
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,740
I don't want any trouble trouble runs for me
456
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,000
and you'll cost you double
457
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,600
I'm confused should I have said that
458
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,320
I like trouble that case will cost you triple
459
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,380
oh maybe we can go back to double price
460
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,860
you got a deal great
461
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,060
do I shake his hand or your hand
462
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,760
can I get anything else for you ma'am
463
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,360
yes everything again
464
00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:27,900
except for the broth it was very bland keep stirring
465
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,980
wow one of everything is my go to order
466
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,520
but how did you pay for this legally
467
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,300
wobbly fair and square I'm proud of you
468
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:41,320
oh my God
469
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:49,520
wow look at the time
470
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,120
remember we have to do that thing down by the place
471
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:51,920
with that guy
472
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:57,020
did you actually think you could drift a meal out of me
473
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,220
there's gotta be some sort of misunderstanding here
474
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:04,440
and apparently I'm the one misunderstanding
475
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:07,160
please allow us to pay for our meal and yours
476
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:11,160
I'm only hungry for something spanjets
477
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:12,960
well then come and get it
478
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:13,040
no no
479
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:13,960
no no
480
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,420
don't come and get it destroy them
481
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:30,740
I got it
482
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:34,840
yeah
483
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,020
there you go
484
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:47,600
gotcha
485
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:49,740
keep stirring
486
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:19,620
I'll take that
487
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,100
think this belongs to you
488
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,920
yeah I think it's a little too late for that
489
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,020
it's never too late to do the right thing
490
00:29:59,040 --> 00:29:59,940
I do
491
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,060
nice move you gotta teach me that
492
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,920
who designed the tower on a cliff
493
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:35,980
shouldn't have beat all those dumb wings
494
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,340
help help
495
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:00,280
not that I'm worried
496
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:03,820
but what if the chameleon knows we're coming
497
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,380
she could be anywhere anyone
498
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:09,000
would you please show a little backbone
499
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,740
I'm sorry but bravery was never really my special
500
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:15,040
you don't have to be brave
501
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,580
you just have to act
502
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,620
act brave got it
503
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:27,260
hold me
504
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,460
please no I'm too young
505
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,900
how was that for acting brave
506
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:39,780
keep working on it
507
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:48,160
Juniper city it's gonna be great to be back home again
508
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:49,800
does your family live there too
509
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,340
they would if I had a family
510
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,420
it wasn't easy being a little fox in a big city
511
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,820
so I had to survive any way I could
512
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,840
hunting chilling gaffing
513
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,180
stop running stop running
514
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,360
wow you're an orphan
515
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,720
so am I well
516
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:14,740
I mean I was
517
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:16,360
my goose dad adopted me
518
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,720
and then later my panda dad found me
519
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,680
goose Dad's panda Dad's
520
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:23,540
guess it takes all kinds right mom
521
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,860
and one day a local took me in
522
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,400
roof over my head gave me clothes to wear
523
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,440
food to eat after that
524
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,960
I was never alone again I guess we both got lucky
525
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,440
I guess hey
526
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,720
tell me something back in the valley of geese
527
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:40,080
he's what did that angry little squirrel mean
528
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:43,220
red panda when he said you had to find your successor
529
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,480
now that I'm supposed to become spiritual leader
530
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,720
I have to find a worthy successor to take over
531
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,600
as the Dragon Warrior once you're on top
532
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:51,760
that's where you wanna stay right
533
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:52,920
no it's just that
534
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,720
what do I know about being a spiritual leader
535
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:55,640
I can't even come up with
536
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,380
one of those cool sounding proverbs
537
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:00,520
life's greatest enemy is uh
538
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,620
I don't know stairs okay
539
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,780
everyone knows life's greatest enemy is time
540
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:07,960
I guess
541
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,360
it's just easier to hold on to the life you know
542
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:12,320
then move on to the one you don't hey
543
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,600
that was pretty good yeah
544
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:15,760
maybe she should be
545
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:18,180
the spiritual leader of the valley of geese
546
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:21,280
oh that guy
547
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,740
he drinks like a fish should he be grinding
548
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,060
we've come to pay tribute as you requested
549
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:55,660
looks a little light go back out and get me more
550
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,960
more chameleon
551
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:01,220
go before I toss you down another flight of stairs
552
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,380
at last my destiny approaches
553
00:34:11,159 --> 00:34:13,999
I expand my rule from Juniper City
554
00:34:13,999 --> 00:34:16,759
to every city in town and village
555
00:34:16,759 --> 00:34:20,059
from here to the valley and beyond
556
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:32,840
all know the name of the chameleon
557
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:35,160
I had a vision I saw the chameleon
558
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:36,120
she's gonna take over
559
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,440
cities and towns in the valley of peace
560
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,420
a vision while you were asleep
561
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,000
I'm pretty sure that's just a dream
562
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,040
not a dream a vision either
563
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:46,840
I had a bad dumpling before I went to sleep
564
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:48,600
or it's a Dragon Warrior thing
565
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,640
we gotta get to the chameleon and take her down
566
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:54,700
well then you're in luck welcome to university
567
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:00,820
wow
568
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,800
this is the place where you can be
569
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:09,120
whatever you wanna be do whatever you wanna do
570
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:12,020
and steal whatever you wanna steal
571
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:13,740
and if that's your thing
572
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,100
wow that came out of nowhere
573
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,620
I am right there
574
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:28,920
hey hey
575
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:35,400
sorry
576
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,560
I've never seen so much traffic before
577
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,640
you don't have rush hour in the valley of peace
578
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,460
no one's ever that much of a rush
579
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:46,500
come on
580
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,480
that sure is good to be home again
581
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,260
the sights the sounds
582
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:57,860
the smells
583
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,460
that's a wonton wonderland
584
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:09,100
yeah
585
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:14,940
focus
586
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,440
this city is the most amazing place I've ever seen
587
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:18,900
I used to feel the same way
588
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,100
until the chameleon got her closet to it
589
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,240
tonight we take down the chameleon
590
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:35,300
oh yeah
591
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,800
I'll show you where this villainous sorceress lurks
592
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,200
as she dominates the city
593
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:40,720
she lurking in that villainous tower
594
00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:41,940
dominating the city
595
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:46,920
how do you know not my first time taking down a villain
596
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,100
let's keep moving
597
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:51,560
how you doing Jen
598
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,600
wow you're quite the local celeb
599
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:54,660
yeah well
600
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,140
let's just say a face like mine is hard to forget
601
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:02,000
what you're a wanted criminal
602
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,080
you sound surprised this is surprising
603
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:05,520
I don't think this is surprising
604
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,260
you never mentioned you were wanted
605
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:08,500
don't worry
606
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,700
the law has better things to do than look for me Fox
607
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:13,420
we've been looking for you
608
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:16,440
must be slow work week I'll handle this morning
609
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:19,020
officers Dragon Warrior here
610
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:22,380
the Fox and I are here on official Dragon Warrior biz
611
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:24,360
Dragon who warrior what
612
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,540
Dragon Warrior anyone
613
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:32,460
nothing perhaps you know me better as the Kung Fu Panda
614
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:35,700
wait wait
615
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:39,840
come on okay
616
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,180
so we tried it your way now we try it
617
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:45,300
wait what you wear
618
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:49,560
sorry
619
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:51,720
come on come on
620
00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:52,520
come on come on
621
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:54,960
you can't run away from the law
622
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:56,600
you're a woman criminal yeah
623
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,580
well looks like I'm not the only one
624
00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:01,260
city life really is fast paced
625
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,340
we gotta get out of here before they call for
626
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:06,500
back up
627
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:13,660
that's a lot of ball run
628
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,260
let's go let's go
629
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:27,980
yeah
630
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:32,480
go
631
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:33,440
go
632
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,160
shut up
633
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:57,440
yeah
634
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:01,780
yeah let's go let's go
635
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:11,620
I'm falling very slowly
636
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,080
ah
637
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:15,900
ah
638
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,260
oh sorry
639
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:54,720
you
640
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,820
don't have time for a truck so long
641
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:00,660
we're trapped
642
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,800
it is much farther now you always say that
643
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,540
it's always so much farther
644
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,520
oh what is this place
645
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,160
home sweet home some of the best crooks
646
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,700
and criminals in all of Juniper City live here
647
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:31,880
careful these guys will steal your pants right out yeah
648
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:32,700
you'll never know
649
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:37,500
oh oh
650
00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:40,260
now you kids be careful those fireworks
651
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,300
wow
652
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,840
so you're friends with all these people
653
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,340
they're practically family
654
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,960
is that really you my old mentor
655
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,240
I always knew someday you'll find your way home
656
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,460
back to the dead and when you did
657
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:24,520
I'd be sure to give you a proper homecoming family huh
658
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:25,840
more like distant cousins
659
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:27,800
all right how should we do this
660
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:31,040
quick and painless or slow and painful
661
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:34,020
slow and painful slow and painful
662
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:37,420
all right you little scams slow and painful it is
663
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,440
you really don't want to do this
664
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:41,880
and why is that because of you
665
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:43,560
so much as lay one claw on me
666
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:47,700
you're gonna have to answer to the Dragon warrior
667
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:49,120
warrior warrior warrior
668
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,580
warrior warrior
669
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:53,040
who
670
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:58,460
oh man are my adventures really that regional
671
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:02,860
introduce them Po to your fist
672
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,080
remember Paul
673
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:10,800
there are other ways to bring peace
674
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,480
than by kicking butt oh
675
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:14,360
come on really now
676
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,160
yes now
677
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:16,920
hold on
678
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:19,560
shouldn't my inner shifus have differing opinions
679
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:21,040
we are in total agreement
680
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,980
with our mutual disappointment and you
681
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:26,900
wait
682
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:31,580
he who resorts to violence now
683
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:36,260
will only find more violence later
684
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:42,380
so we're saying is if we don't hurt Jen a little now
685
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,920
we can hurt her a lot later what
686
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,280
no that's not what I said
687
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:48,360
yes and more violence later
688
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:50,560
it's better than less violence now no
689
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:51,000
no no no
690
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,240
I think you're misunderstanding
691
00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:54,060
the fundamental point of violence
692
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:56,840
violence makes my tummy single
693
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,880
you know that pan means a lot of good points
694
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,980
I like it violence violence
695
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:02,320
no no
696
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:03,540
no wait
697
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,780
come back I'll come up with better wisdom
698
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,820
you have got to workshop those proverbs
699
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:13,820
the Kung Fu panda nope
700
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:15,600
the son of Mr Penguin Lee
701
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,440
those of both very common names
702
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,360
mentored by Ooguay sorry
703
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:20,920
trained to my Master Shifu
704
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:22,880
oh Master Shifu aha
705
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,900
yes everyone's heard of the legendary Master Shifu
706
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:26,980
but not you
707
00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:30,140
someone say legendary bring it in
708
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,920
look on I know we've had our differences
709
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,600
but really in a jam here
710
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:38,240
and I was hoping you could help me out
711
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:40,100
thank you don't drink that
712
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,720
we just need some place to lie low for a while
713
00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:50,200
until the heat cools off and why should I help you
714
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,800
because deep down beneath that iron skilled exterior
715
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,320
is a good hearted soul
716
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:56,060
who still thinks of me as one of the family
717
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:00,040
fine but if you still hit my nightfall
718
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,260
I'm calling the both myself
719
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:03,820
sleep tight
720
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000
so tonight we take down the chameleon
721
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,460
after you get your pants back
722
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:14,160
not cool you guys
723
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:17,060
come on give them back who's your costume
724
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:28,580
yeah this place doesn't look very friendly
725
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,280
I'm sure everything is fine
726
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,760
this is a restaurant these are my people
727
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,780
we speak the same language you wait here
728
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:45,220
I'm so sorry to interrupt
729
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,020
I know you're having a good time
730
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:50,720
I was wondering if a panda happened to be passing by
731
00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:53,620
these parts there was a panda here
732
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:57,940
you know him no him why I'm his dad
733
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:06,740
you need to pay for what your son did to my tavern
734
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,740
my boy wouldn't have done this for no reason
735
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,980
is it possible your breath was bland
736
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:16,880
try it
737
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:18,880
ah no
738
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:19,680
no
739
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:22,080
the breath smells excellent
740
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:23,920
you should not add a single thing
741
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:27,620
especially not me hands off the goose
742
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,620
the panther's back he's back
743
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:34,620
no
744
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:38,660
but you're about to wish he was
745
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,280
cause if you think he made a mess of this place
746
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,180
you have no idea what I'm capable of
747
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,460
everything he Learned he Learned from me
748
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,420
except one thing
749
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:53,200
mercy
750
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:55,600
I don't know where he got that
751
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,900
because I don't believe him
752
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:02,460
now this can go one of two ways
753
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:06,740
the easy way in which you tell me where he is
754
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:10,900
or the hard way in which you tell me where he is
755
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:12,920
but it's hard to understand what you're saying
756
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:14,460
because you have no team
757
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:25,740
Marjon I eat Marjon tiles for breakfast
758
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:36,180
1 2
759
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:47,200
wow
760
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:11,340
where is our son he took a boat to university which way
761
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,860
you know a wise goose what time to go
762
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:29,460
Happy
763
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:32,500
New Year Happy New Year
764
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:49,820
okay let's try this again
765
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:52,240
stir the pot roll the wok
766
00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:54,580
serve the dish add some lamb
767
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:58,600
hey what's the golden dragon that supposed to shoot out
768
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:00,440
not gonna happen with a broom yeah
769
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:02,080
still not bad though yeah
770
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:06,500
but stir later roll higher and the word is skadoosh
771
00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:09,740
skadoosh isn't a word and scablam is
772
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,340
I love the bear
773
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:20,360
yeah
774
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:22,820
I gotta say
775
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:25,680
you're not like any of the other masters I've met yeah
776
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:28,200
I know there's not a lot of pandas no
777
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:31,420
you're like a good guy listen up
778
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:36,300
the coast is clear thieves hit the streets and you two
779
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:37,940
get out of my sight
780
00:48:58,840 --> 00:48:59,960
I know I promised that
781
00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:01,920
I'd lead you right to the chameleon's front door
782
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,600
but the back door seems a little more practical
783
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:06,060
I gotta say Jen
784
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:08,780
you really are a fox of your word
785
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,200
chewed up peach Pit 1
786
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:14,220
for Master Oogway's Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom
787
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,180
that's a value of peace thing
788
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:18,680
it's supposed to remind me that
789
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:21,700
every pit holds the promise of a mighty tree
790
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,740
maybe it'll do the same for you
791
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,540
are you sure you wanna do this
792
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,940
as a wise spiritual leader once said
793
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,420
how may one kick butt
794
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:41,300
if one doesn't seek a butt to kick
795
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:44,600
you're a real piece of work
796
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:46,460
you know that thank you
797
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:50,180
wait was that a compliment or insult yes
798
00:49:59,000 --> 00:49:59,900
oh
799
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:02,060
ah ah
800
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:04,620
have you seen our son
801
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:12,560
sorry sorry
802
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:13,960
sorry no
803
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,020
tell us you've seen our son
804
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:19,800
wait why are they leaving
805
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:20,780
you said yes
806
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:22,940
hey look
807
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:25,700
Paul was here amazing me
808
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,480
but how can you tell me
809
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,900
pairs have a gift for seeing others cannot
810
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,580
come on maybe more clues up ahead
811
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:09,000
why
812
00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:43,040
wow
813
00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:50,660
help
814
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:53,020
help help
815
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:54,440
help
816
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,860
that was close look out
817
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:09,560
oh stand back
818
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:10,360
ah ah
819
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:13,920
whoa
820
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:17,740
they're coming hurry help me lift the cage
821
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:27,640
it's no use we gotta brace it with something here
822
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:29,200
use my staff alright
823
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:30,500
stand back here I go
824
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:33,460
Jen
825
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:37,500
where are you taking my staff
826
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:42,020
I think you mean my stuff
827
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:45,740
you gave it to Jen and now Jen has given it to me
828
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:48,940
given to gain I believe is how it works
829
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:50,500
you were right Jen
830
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,420
he was an easy Mark Shan
831
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:55,300
first rule of the streets
832
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:58,700
never trust anyone I taught her that
833
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:01,580
and you thought my apprentice was your friend
834
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:04,840
apprentice she's the one that took you in
835
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:07,140
best thing that ever happened to her
836
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,040
you should have seen the little girl of sight
837
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,280
before I found her named
838
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:12,860
you have starved
839
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:16,980
hanging out with those rejects from the den of thieves
840
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:39,940
she had no fear
841
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:43,060
such potential
842
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:50,980
so I took her in
843
00:53:52,720 --> 00:53:54,940
I made her what she is today
844
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:57,800
stand up straight yes master
845
00:53:57,800 --> 00:53:59,440
so you went through all of this
846
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,580
just to get me to give you the staff of wisdom
847
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:03,680
why I too
848
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:05,700
came from humble beginnings
849
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:08,660
and dreamed of becoming something more
850
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:10,560
I wanted respect and power
851
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,540
I wanted to be a master of Kung fu
852
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,840
say what I was turned away from
853
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,240
every training hall I went to
854
00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:20,580
they would say I was too small
855
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:25,260
too lowly and that Kung fu was not my destiny
856
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:28,220
and so I chose a different path
857
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,460
sorcery I rule
858
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:33,460
I accept
859
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:37,220
and I got everything I had ever dreamed of
860
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,780
everything except Kung fu
861
00:54:40,720 --> 00:54:42,760
just because I can look like Taiung
862
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:44,660
doesn't mean I can fight like him
863
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:46,720
you see
864
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:50,140
Kung fu may be performed by the body
865
00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:52,940
but its secrets are housed in the spirit
866
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:55,860
now that I have access to the spirit realm
867
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:57,960
you're gonna steal Tai Lung's Kung fu
868
00:54:57,960 --> 00:54:58,400
his
869
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:01,600
and those of every master villain that came before me
870
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:06,260
and once I do no one will dare underestimate me again
871
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:08,420
you forgot about me
872
00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:16,240
those bars are enchanted with some very old
873
00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:18,520
and very powerful magic
874
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:21,080
you need at least 10 dragon warriors
875
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:24,020
to get through them and I won't go through them
876
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:25,900
I'll go under them
877
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:42,980
that's frustrating for all sorts of reasons
878
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,580
4 3 2
879
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:18,940
fuck no
880
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:22,020
oh Shan
881
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:24,320
my staff hand it over
882
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:25,720
I'm so sorry I lied to you
883
00:56:25,720 --> 00:56:27,200
I was just doing what I was told
884
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:28,440
apologize later right now
885
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:29,840
I have to stop the chameleon
886
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:32,540
oh oh Shan
887
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:34,460
haha
888
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:38,680
no no
889
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:47,180
well done Jin
890
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:49,180
you never said you were gonna hurt him
891
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:51,620
watch the 2nd rule of the streets
892
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:56,460
someone always gets hurt and make sure it's never you
893
00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:00,120
I just wish there had been another way
894
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,740
third rule of the streets
895
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:05,900
third rule some would say it's the most important
896
00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:09,780
no one is interested in your feelings
897
00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:12,480
chop chop
898
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:16,420
we have a spirit realm to plunder and smile
899
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:19,800
nobody likes to grouch honestly Jen
900
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:22,580
I don't know where it becomes such bad habits
901
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:42,780
get off me ah
902
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:44,560
ah
903
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:51,000
ah
904
00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:59,380
save me ah
905
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:01,860
hi son
906
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:03,640
ah
907
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:08,420
it's okay we've got you Paul we've got you
908
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:13,720
so you followed me it was his idea okay
909
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:15,160
okay it was both our ideas
910
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:18,120
we only followed because we love no
911
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:20,300
you followed because you didn't believe in me
912
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:23,020
and because we love
913
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:24,660
well
914
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:26,220
you're right
915
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:30,960
I screwed up big time and trusted the wrong person
916
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:33,900
I gave the staff of wisdom right to the chameleon
917
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:36,020
oh
918
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:37,840
oh
919
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:41,820
that was a very big time screw up
920
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:46,240
only I'd listen to Master Shifu
921
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:47,780
and stayed in the valley of peace
922
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:49,640
the chameleon wouldn't have my staff
923
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:51,340
and none of this would be happening
924
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:52,760
I was just so determined
925
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:54,460
to keep things the way they were
926
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:57,700
everyone is afraid of change Paul
927
00:58:57,720 --> 00:58:58,780
even me
928
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:02,460
there was a time not so long ago
929
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:04,120
when all I wanted to be
930
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:07,260
was the greatest noodle chef in the valley
931
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:08,820
so what happened
932
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:11,660
I became the greatest noodle chef in the valley
933
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:14,900
it's true but I also became a father
934
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:19,140
and nothing nothing's ever been the same since
935
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:22,580
change doesn't always have to be a bad thing
936
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:23,720
why do you think
937
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:25,740
I always change the menu at the restaurant
938
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:30,200
because if things stay the same forever
939
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:33,140
sooner or later they would lose their flavor
940
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:35,800
he's right Pope
941
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:38,980
since I left my village I've become a bit of a warrior
942
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:40,780
strong free
943
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:48,820
get those pages up there come on
944
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:53,460
this looks bad really bad move
945
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:55,660
it come on
946
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:01,680
don't tell me
947
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:04,560
you were actually starting to become friends with that
948
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:05,860
Panda what
949
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:08,560
no it's just when we want something
950
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:11,460
we must use whatever is at our disposal to get it
951
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:14,900
that's all that Panda wants something to use
952
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:18,060
is that why you took me in
953
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:22,220
so I could help you get what you wanted Jim
954
01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:24,840
I took you in because you were clever
955
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:28,060
and ruthless and unsentimental like me
956
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:31,940
and the day you saw being those things is the day when
957
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:34,920
yes you stop being useful to me
958
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:38,220
so for both of us sakes don't change
959
01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:47,760
tonight when the blood moon rises
960
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:50,260
to its highest point in the night sky
961
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:53,400
I will open the door to the spirit realm
962
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:56,380
and all of its secrets will be mine
963
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:05,060
does a blood moon always rises slowly
964
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:09,420
I seem to remember it rising faster
965
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:11,920
no
966
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:13,500
just me
967
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:21,260
it's just for dramatic effect anyway
968
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:23,240
I think I'm just gonna open the spirit
969
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:24,140
well now
970
01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:37,540
bring me tied up
971
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:49,060
I love you
972
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:51,100
big fan
973
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:53,760
who are you and what are you doing with that stuff
974
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:57,100
this was given to me by an old friend of yours
975
01:01:57,200 --> 01:01:59,200
the puffy panda oh
976
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:00,040
might be an idiot
977
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:02,560
but he never willingly handled a hook way staff
978
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:06,020
to the likes of you who said anything about willingly
979
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:19,420
apparently I misjudged you lizard
980
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:22,160
now why have you brought me back
981
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:24,400
I summoned you here so that you could teach me
982
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:26,680
your most legendary Kung fu roots
983
01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:31,460
I don't share my skills with anyone it wasn't a request
984
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:24,140
yes I got it
985
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:28,540
the thailander of strike the power the precision
986
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:33,780
what have you done to me
987
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:37,780
all of your Kung fu is now mine
988
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:42,980
and the best part is I'm just getting warmed up
989
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,340
master fool
990
01:04:05,120 --> 01:04:06,120
reasonable
991
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:08,480
I'm not going anywhere until I get my staff back
992
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:10,720
no staff is worth your life
993
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:12,840
as long as I'm still the Dragon Warrior
994
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:15,500
I won't let anyone else get hurt because of me
995
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:35,420
how you're alive
996
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:40,560
please I made a mistake
997
01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:43,340
so did I trusting you
998
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:47,560
I'm sorry did your master tell you to say that too
999
01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:50,860
she's not my master I'm leaving for good
1000
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:55,020
it's the truth I was wrong about everything
1001
01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:56,880
hello
1002
01:04:57,360 --> 01:04:59,980
what are you doing stopping you
1003
01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:02,100
get out of my way Shan
1004
01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:03,160
no
1005
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:06,460
move you want me to move
1006
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:07,780
move me
1007
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:10,380
first you betrayed me and now you wanna fight me
1008
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:13,660
why are you doing this
1009
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:16,380
to stop you from getting killed
1010
01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:46,300
what do you care if I get killed or not
1011
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:03,300
please Paul
1012
01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:06,220
just let me do one thing right
1013
01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:13,400
you're not the only one who's made some bad choices
1014
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:14,200
lately
1015
01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:17,080
you're really gonna go through with this
1016
01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:19,260
aren't you afraid so
1017
01:06:19,320 --> 01:06:22,160
and there's nothing I can do to talk you out of it
1018
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:24,640
I'm afraid not you can't beat her
1019
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:27,060
you know you're probably right
1020
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:29,580
but I have to try
1021
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:33,640
get as far away from this place as you can
1022
01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:36,760
how we should never have let him come here
1023
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:38,700
we are such a terrible father
1024
01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:40,960
at least you didn't lie and betray him
1025
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:42,220
well that's true
1026
01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:45,340
you're worse I am a terrible friend
1027
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:49,440
friend feels generous now let's just give up
1028
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:51,800
surrender we can't let him go in there alone
1029
01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:55,820
what can we do there's just three of us against an army
1030
01:06:56,120 --> 01:06:58,700
and I guess we'll just have to get an army of our own
1031
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:13,700
hey listen up everybody
1032
01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:20,100
fuck
1033
01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:28,040
thank you the dragon warriors in trouble who you know
1034
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:28,860
oh
1035
01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:31,060
the panda
1036
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:36,360
now now a different panda
1037
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:39,720
I'm his father I'm also his father okay
1038
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:40,680
that doesn't matter
1039
01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:43,280
what matters is that my friends in trouble
1040
01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:44,360
and he needs my help
1041
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:47,800
so I need yours why should we help you
1042
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:52,820
because because it's the right thing to do
1043
01:07:57,200 --> 01:08:00,380
stop it stop stop laughing
1044
01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:02,880
I know
1045
01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:05,320
you think it might be too late for a bunch of cheats
1046
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:08,660
thieves and cutthroats like us to change our ways
1047
01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:11,100
but a good friend once told me
1048
01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:13,740
it's never too late to do the right thing
1049
01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:17,620
so what you're saying is the more right we do now
1050
01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:19,400
what wrong we can do later
1051
01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:22,980
what now and with the chameleon out of the way
1052
01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:25,160
we can finally do all the wrong we want
1053
01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:27,660
I think you're missing a fundamental point
1054
01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:32,400
are you guys ready to do the right thing
1055
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:34,220
for the wrong reasons
1056
01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:39,880
now you see
1057
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:41,560
the mistake this Dragon Warrior fellow made
1058
01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:43,120
was underestimating his opponent
1059
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:46,780
I never would have walked into such an obvious trap hey
1060
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:51,280
now you see
1061
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:53,040
the mistake this Dragon Warrior fellow made was
1062
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:54,460
shut up Mary
1063
01:08:59,080 --> 01:09:01,940
this place is crawling with more guards I've ever seen
1064
01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:04,020
I'm never gonna get to Po in time
1065
01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:06,440
you just get to Po we'll take care of the guards
1066
01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:08,600
we will I mean
1067
01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:12,900
we will but how just leave that to me
1068
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:45,380
General Kai
1069
01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:50,060
Lord Shan those are all my old nemesis Nemesis
1070
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:52,160
Nemesis Chameleon
1071
01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:54,480
is pulling spirits from the spirit realm
1072
01:09:54,480 --> 01:09:56,520
and draining us all our moves
1073
01:09:56,520 --> 01:09:59,220
and she's using your staff to do it
1074
01:09:59,440 --> 01:10:02,760
I'm here to get it back I won't hold my breath
1075
01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:03,600
um I'm sorry
1076
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:06,340
do I know you do you know me it's Scott
1077
01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:09,940
the fire breathing crocodile
1078
01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:12,180
oh right Scott
1079
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:14,880
Master Shifu and I were just talking about
1080
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:18,840
you and Oogway made a mistake
1081
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:20,980
choosing you was the Dragon Warrior
1082
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:25,100
I just didn't realize how big a mistake it was
1083
01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:27,340
until now wow
1084
01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:30,620
Tai Lung I'm gonna get that staff back
1085
01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:32,300
restore your Kung fu
1086
01:10:32,440 --> 01:10:34,920
and return you all back to the spirit realm
1087
01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:40,020
you'll see all I see is a broken promise
1088
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:50,200
all right you bunch of cantangorous komodos
1089
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:53,020
now this can go one of two ways
1090
01:10:53,280 --> 01:10:56,960
the easy way in which you surrender willingly
1091
01:10:56,960 --> 01:11:01,060
or the hard way where you surrender woundedly
1092
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:03,700
the choice is yours
1093
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:10,180
I was kidding I was kidding
1094
01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:19,820
oh
1095
01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:32,220
thanks Peter
1096
01:11:37,480 --> 01:11:38,340
careful
1097
01:11:48,520 --> 01:11:50,440
is it too spicy no
1098
01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:52,020
it's got the perfect kick
1099
01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:55,740
and that's the secret to my Mulberry punch
1100
01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:06,940
that handle is right more violence later is better yeah
1101
01:12:13,280 --> 01:12:16,100
I believe you have something that belongs to me
1102
01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:21,520
can't you even die right
1103
01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:24,380
can't you even kill wrong no
1104
01:12:24,480 --> 01:12:27,460
we're played and come together now about that staff
1105
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:33,220
take it I already have everything I need from it anyway
1106
01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:38,760
I think this was destiny a final phase off between the
1107
01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:43,040
meaning adversaries alike in so many ways
1108
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:44,840
if only had a dumpling for every time
1109
01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:46,920
a villain told me how much we had in common
1110
01:12:46,920 --> 01:12:50,320
it's true we both risen to the highest of heights
1111
01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:53,440
it's a shame only one of us can come out on top
1112
01:12:53,440 --> 01:12:58,040
it is a shame for you my combined powers
1113
01:12:58,040 --> 01:13:01,200
sorcery and come true make me unstoppable
1114
01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:02,760
and once I dispense with you
1115
01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:05,400
I'll expand my rule from Juniper City
1116
01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:07,080
to every other city in town
1117
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:07,560
and village
1118
01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:09,640
from here to the valley of peace and beyond yeah
1119
01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:12,580
I know but how did you know
1120
01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:16,380
I saw it in a vision cause I'm the Dragon Warrior
1121
01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:20,020
for now at least
1122
01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:22,640
but I've realized that it's probably time
1123
01:13:22,640 --> 01:13:23,820
I made a change
1124
01:13:24,920 --> 01:13:27,280
and so should you I'm the chameleon
1125
01:13:27,280 --> 01:13:30,900
I do nothing but change only on the outside
1126
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:33,300
real change happens from within
1127
01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:35,860
and if we're really as alike as you say
1128
01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:38,320
then maybe we could both let go of who we were
1129
01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:40,700
and become something better than we already are
1130
01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:43,860
what do you say I say
1131
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:48,180
I saw that coming
1132
01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:53,260
we're very proud of you you tried it our way
1133
01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:59,100
now try it yours kick her butt I'm way ahead of you
1134
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:03,780
oh look
1135
01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:09,580
that's the hell of instruct you asked for
1136
01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:14,900
Master Force touches of terror
1137
01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:18,060
Master Bull has made some fury
1138
01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:24,940
Master Bull's horns of doom
1139
01:14:27,480 --> 01:14:29,980
what recognize this move
1140
01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:36,700
is that how I sound I don't sound like that do I
1141
01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:41,200
all right uppercut
1142
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:42,080
which one are you rooting for
1143
01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:44,800
I'm not sure this is all very confusing
1144
01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:47,440
I'm stronger than every opponent you've ever faced
1145
01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:50,580
because I am every opponent you've ever faced
1146
01:14:57,560 --> 01:14:58,360
ha ha
1147
01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:08,040
wow I gotta workshop those heroic entrances nah
1148
01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:09,220
it was just right
1149
01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:27,280
yeah who against one
1150
01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:29,560
well now that doesn't seem fair
1151
01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:31,620
I'll have to even the odds
1152
01:15:32,920 --> 01:15:34,540
Master Cobra
1153
01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:39,140
Master Oxford Master Scorpion
1154
01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:44,940
Master Wolf Jack I Lord shit
1155
01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:51,980
that is awesome
1156
01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:55,660
I mean it's disturbing but it's awesome
1157
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:07,800
ah ah
1158
01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:15,340
oh shit
1159
01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:25,060
ah ah
1160
01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:38,260
ah
1161
01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:41,320
ah
1162
01:16:50,840 --> 01:16:51,640
how
1163
01:16:58,680 --> 01:17:00,900
I thought we were friends
1164
01:17:02,320 --> 01:17:05,860
stand back I'm gonna kick my butt
1165
01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:27,580
3 2 1
1166
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:52,580
ah ah
1167
01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:11,040
ah
1168
01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:29,200
come on Paul
1169
01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:30,720
get out of there you have to do this
1170
01:18:30,720 --> 01:18:32,200
I can't beat the chameleon
1171
01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:34,040
a wise old tortoise once told me that
1172
01:18:34,040 --> 01:18:36,080
you never know what you can do until you do it
1173
01:18:36,080 --> 01:18:38,240
the fate of the world hangs in the balance
1174
01:18:38,240 --> 01:18:40,680
and you're here give me life advice on a tortoise
1175
01:18:40,680 --> 01:18:42,180
be the pigeon
1176
01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:44,180
be the pit
1177
01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:56,380
what do you think you're doing
1178
01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:57,720
finishing what post started
1179
01:18:57,720 --> 01:18:58,880
oh please
1180
01:18:58,880 --> 01:19:00,820
how many times do I have to tell you
1181
01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:16,400
you ungrateful little person
1182
01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:18,240
after all I've done for you
1183
01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:20,660
you betrayed me for the Panda
1184
01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:25,800
first rule is cheats never trust anyone ha
1185
01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:28,980
you can't defeat me I know all your moves
1186
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:31,260
not this one roll
1187
01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:35,900
stir serve and scum lamb
1188
01:19:43,640 --> 01:19:44,700
second rule
1189
01:19:45,360 --> 01:19:46,980
someone always gets hurt
1190
01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:50,200
now that's a cool move oh
1191
01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:51,320
you could have gotten out of that cage
1192
01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:53,280
anytime you wanted you faker
1193
01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:56,040
it's not faking its method besides
1194
01:19:56,040 --> 01:19:58,640
how's a peach pad ever supposed to become a tree
1195
01:19:58,640 --> 01:20:00,900
if you never give it the chance to grow
1196
01:20:03,520 --> 01:20:06,440
and hey you stirred faster and rolled higher
1197
01:20:06,440 --> 01:20:09,380
but for the last time word is
1198
01:20:43,320 --> 01:20:46,020
maybe Hua Wei was right about you
1199
01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:51,140
you are completely useless after all
1200
01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:53,620
oh my gosh thank you so much
1201
01:21:08,520 --> 01:21:12,940
I think it's time you send us home Panda
1202
01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:50,900
do something third rule
1203
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:53,580
no one's interested in your feelings
1204
01:21:58,400 --> 01:21:59,980
see you on the other side
1205
01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:02,260
Dragon Warrior
1206
01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:27,220
we pack some food for your time in jail
1207
01:22:27,320 --> 01:22:29,700
let's hope it's not your final meal
1208
01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:31,340
thanks guys
1209
01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:33,420
I was thinking
1210
01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:36,900
after I serve my time and I'm a free fox again
1211
01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:39,040
maybe I'll open one of those acupuncture places
1212
01:22:39,040 --> 01:22:41,000
that are all arranged I think you better sit in
1213
01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:44,380
for a job with a little more room for growth
1214
01:22:53,400 --> 01:22:55,360
all the candidates you choose to train
1215
01:22:55,360 --> 01:22:58,580
as your worthy successor you chose the fox
1216
01:22:58,720 --> 01:23:00,100
you know when you know
1217
01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:01,480
you know fine
1218
01:23:01,480 --> 01:23:03,440
do you want to be for stick carrot
1219
01:23:03,440 --> 01:23:05,120
I don't even know why I bothered
1220
01:23:05,120 --> 01:23:07,780
I'm going to go meditate a lot
1221
01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:13,780
don't worry he'll come around probably
1222
01:23:14,320 --> 01:23:15,120
maybe
1223
01:23:16,720 --> 01:23:18,580
hey you okay
1224
01:23:20,320 --> 01:23:23,140
he's right what about me says I'm ready for this
1225
01:23:24,120 --> 01:23:26,520
well as I Learned from working in my dad's kitchen
1226
01:23:26,520 --> 01:23:28,660
sometimes the greatest dishes
1227
01:23:28,840 --> 01:23:31,100
come from the most unlikely ingredients
1228
01:23:31,480 --> 01:23:33,640
hey that's not bad okay
1229
01:23:33,640 --> 01:23:35,640
I see you spiritual leader yeah
1230
01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:37,980
I'm getting the hang of this proverb thing
1231
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:39,600
one shouldn't do a deep squat
1232
01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:41,600
with a chopstick in one's pocket yeah
1233
01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:43,040
maybe you just stick to kicking money
1234
01:23:43,040 --> 01:23:44,700
money can't buy happiness
1235
01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:46,960
but it sure can buy a lot of dumplings
1236
01:23:46,960 --> 01:23:49,200
why does it always come back to dumplings with you
1237
01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:50,940
when life gives you lemons
1238
01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:54,200
make pear juice and blow everyone's minds
1239
01:23:54,200 --> 01:23:58,020
we get it you can't have your moon cake and eat it too
1240
01:23:58,480 --> 01:23:59,880
although I guess you could have moon cake
1241
01:23:59,880 --> 01:24:01,880
and then order mango pudding on the side
1242
01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:03,660
can we just start the training now
1243
01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:07,460
inner peace
1244
01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:09,780
inner peace
1245
01:24:10,760 --> 01:24:12,280
inner peace hey
1246
01:24:12,280 --> 01:24:14,280
Master Shifu there's two of us
1247
01:24:14,280 --> 01:24:15,240
you're doing great chief
1248
01:24:15,240 --> 01:24:16,900
for not breathing with your belly
1249
01:24:24,680 --> 01:24:25,480
ah
1250
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:28,260
ah and the peace
1251
01:24:43,080 --> 01:24:45,100
are you ready to begin your training
1252
01:24:45,400 --> 01:24:46,500
are you
1253
01:24:47,200 --> 01:24:49,700
yes I brought a little help
1254
01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:23,620
I need you every time
1255
01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:36,940
baby baby
1256
01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:38,840
baby baby
1257
01:25:38,840 --> 01:25:40,020
baby baby
1258
01:25:49,520 --> 01:25:52,500
I feel nothing hard about you
1259
01:26:01,320 --> 01:26:03,120
tell me baby
1260
01:26:03,120 --> 01:26:07,820
cause I need to know now I know I know
1261
01:26:41,640 --> 01:26:44,540
touch your heart do one more change
1262
01:26:45,160 --> 01:26:48,100
if you ever touch your heart one more
1263
01:26:50,760 --> 01:26:54,060
I know you know that I was a fool
1264
01:26:56,680 --> 01:26:58,540
you can show me the world
1265
01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:01,620
I'll get you famous
1266
01:27:07,760 --> 01:27:09,020
I love you
1267
01:27:23,880 --> 01:27:25,020
oh my God
83242
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