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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,047 --> 00:00:37,047 www.titlovi.com 2 00:00:40,047 --> 00:00:45,047 Subtitles by explosiveskull 3 00:00:51,008 --> 00:00:53,809 Deep in the concrete canyons of Harlem, New York 4 00:00:53,811 --> 00:00:55,478 stands a basketball court 5 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:58,213 where the legends of the game are born. 6 00:00:58,215 --> 00:00:59,882 Rucker Park. 7 00:00:59,884 --> 00:01:02,485 Between the lines of this battleground, 8 00:01:02,487 --> 00:01:05,888 a great many tales of warriors have come and gone. 9 00:01:05,890 --> 00:01:07,489 But there was one player 10 00:01:07,491 --> 00:01:10,492 whose talent soared far above the rest. 11 00:01:10,494 --> 00:01:13,230 His name, Uncle Drew. 12 00:01:14,098 --> 00:01:17,099 - So good. - Incredible. Like, scary good. 13 00:01:17,101 --> 00:01:20,502 - Dominating. - Dangerous. - Best of the best. - Bananas. 14 00:01:20,504 --> 00:01:22,770 I mean, you knew he just brought things to the game 15 00:01:22,772 --> 00:01:25,174 that the game had never seen before. Changed the face of basketball. 16 00:01:25,176 --> 00:01:27,041 Drew been dangerous since birth. 17 00:01:27,043 --> 00:01:29,844 My pops played him one-on-one in the seventh grade. 18 00:01:29,846 --> 00:01:31,879 He broke my pop's ankle. 19 00:01:32,815 --> 00:01:35,283 True story. Gym teacher gave him a "D." 20 00:01:35,285 --> 00:01:38,186 You know, he'll show you one trick, then beat you with another trick. 21 00:01:38,188 --> 00:01:40,354 Shakin' people's sneakers off. They fallin' out the trees. 22 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:46,793 He was a bad man. He went to one end of the court, 23 00:01:46,795 --> 00:01:49,096 shot the lights out, went to the other end of the court, 24 00:01:49,098 --> 00:01:52,099 shot it back on again. Man, he was good enough to be the logo. 25 00:01:52,101 --> 00:01:54,101 Wait, I thought you were the NBA logo. 26 00:01:54,103 --> 00:01:57,037 It's actually Uncle Drew. They just shaved his afro off. 27 00:01:58,208 --> 00:02:01,975 One time, he took on "The Destroyer" and beat him only with his left hand. 28 00:02:01,977 --> 00:02:03,843 And then, hold on. Wait for it. 29 00:02:03,845 --> 00:02:06,980 With his right hand, he was eating a ham sandwich. 30 00:02:06,982 --> 00:02:11,318 Was there anyone out there better than Uncle Drew? 31 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:12,653 With word of Sandwichgate 32 00:02:12,655 --> 00:02:16,122 and Black Ankle Sunday both spreading like wildfire, 33 00:02:16,124 --> 00:02:18,191 Uncle Drew and his childhood friends 34 00:02:18,193 --> 00:02:22,128 shot to the top of the first Rucker Classic in '68. 35 00:02:22,130 --> 00:02:26,099 But it was not long before it all came crashing down. 36 00:02:26,101 --> 00:02:29,101 It had to be something concerning him and a female. We knew that. 37 00:02:29,103 --> 00:02:32,238 Uncle Drew and the ladies? Yeah. 38 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:35,307 Man, the rumor was Drew slept with 39 00:02:35,309 --> 00:02:38,079 one of his teammate's girl the night before the finals. 40 00:02:39,914 --> 00:02:41,947 And when it came time to play in the finals, 41 00:02:41,949 --> 00:02:45,818 they were all a complete and total no-show. 42 00:02:45,820 --> 00:02:48,153 And after that he just disappeared. 43 00:02:48,155 --> 00:02:51,890 Despite the mysterious disappearance of its greatest player, 44 00:02:51,892 --> 00:02:54,293 the fabled park is still the epicenter 45 00:02:54,295 --> 00:02:56,195 of the streetball universe. 46 00:02:56,197 --> 00:02:59,365 The question is, will this year's Rucker Classic 47 00:02:59,367 --> 00:03:02,802 see the birth of a new playground legend? 48 00:03:25,058 --> 00:03:27,025 Give me that. - Yo, what's up? - What was that? 49 00:03:27,027 --> 00:03:30,894 Hey, what's the problem, man? Mario was open. Maybe Mario was open, 50 00:03:30,896 --> 00:03:33,897 maybe he wasn't. But you know what - the problem with that is? - Huh? 51 00:03:33,899 --> 00:03:37,034 Mario. Hey, I don't know what you doin'... - Close your ears! - Mmm-hmm. 52 00:03:37,036 --> 00:03:39,303 Mario is terrible. Okay? Look at him. 53 00:03:39,305 --> 00:03:41,238 I just told a grown man to cover his ears, 54 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:43,140 - and that's what he just did. - Coach, what are you saying? 55 00:03:43,142 --> 00:03:44,343 Grab the ball, Casper. 56 00:03:45,978 --> 00:03:49,212 You are my Beyonce. Okay? Beyonce? 57 00:03:49,214 --> 00:03:52,482 Not Dantay, not White Dantay, not Regular Jeff, 58 00:03:52,484 --> 00:03:55,085 not Little Melvin, not Little Melvin's stunt double. 59 00:03:55,087 --> 00:03:56,453 Okay, they're just Destiny's Children. 60 00:03:56,455 --> 00:03:59,089 You are the star. You are my Queen B. 61 00:03:59,091 --> 00:04:02,092 - All right. - Let's make Lemonade, man. Score the rock. 62 00:04:02,094 --> 00:04:03,160 All right, now look here, everybody. 63 00:04:03,162 --> 00:04:06,095 I'mma say this once. Nobody else shoot the ball. 64 00:04:06,097 --> 00:04:08,465 Just Casper. Let's go. 65 00:04:10,134 --> 00:04:13,403 Dax Winslow. Sal Masekela, Slam Magazine. 66 00:04:13,405 --> 00:04:15,371 - Slam Magazine, huh? - Yes, sir. 67 00:04:15,373 --> 00:04:17,206 You mind if I get a couple of sound bites? 68 00:04:17,208 --> 00:04:20,109 Do I mind? No, you shoulda been talking to me. 69 00:04:20,111 --> 00:04:22,244 Um... 70 00:04:22,246 --> 00:04:25,481 How does a guy who works at Foot Locker 71 00:04:25,483 --> 00:04:28,084 get a beast like Casper Jones 72 00:04:28,086 --> 00:04:29,685 to play for him in Rucker Park? 73 00:04:29,687 --> 00:04:33,322 Game recognize game. He's the best player. 74 00:04:33,324 --> 00:04:36,092 I'm the best coach. We gonna take it all. 75 00:04:36,094 --> 00:04:39,027 I'm telling you, this dude is amazing, man. Put me and Casper on the cover. 76 00:04:40,163 --> 00:04:42,298 - You know who that is, right? - Know who who is? 77 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:44,700 Who Mookie Bass is. 78 00:04:44,702 --> 00:04:47,202 A.k.a. that Macklemore-lookin' dude 79 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:49,272 that's makin' eyes at your meal ticket, man. 80 00:04:52,109 --> 00:04:55,510 The hell is he doing here? Hey, what's up, Dix? 81 00:04:55,512 --> 00:04:59,347 First of all, you know my name is Dax. A "bag of Dax" don't make no sense. 82 00:04:59,349 --> 00:05:03,118 What is that? What's that smell? 83 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:06,987 Is that a grudge? Are you still holdin' a grudge 'cause I blocked your shot? 84 00:05:06,989 --> 00:05:09,557 I have no recollection or even know what you even talkin' about. 85 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:13,193 Okay, let me refresh your memory, then. You're about to hit a three-pointer. 86 00:05:13,195 --> 00:05:15,195 Outta nowhere, a little white boy comes up... 87 00:05:15,197 --> 00:05:17,965 Bam! Blocked that shot, I think, with my armpit. 88 00:05:17,967 --> 00:05:20,334 Well, but I do remember, there was that Spalding... 89 00:05:20,336 --> 00:05:22,035 You didn't even jump that high. So like nipple... 90 00:05:22,037 --> 00:05:25,072 It was high enough that I could see your face like this. You were like... 91 00:05:25,074 --> 00:05:28,976 Okay, stop! That's not... I didn't do that. What are you doin'? Stop. 92 00:05:31,313 --> 00:05:33,480 Casper, take it from the top. Do something, y'all. 93 00:05:33,482 --> 00:05:37,351 Defense, Dantays, figure it out. Casper Jones, huh? 94 00:05:37,353 --> 00:05:39,420 Could you just literally give me some space, man? 95 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:41,155 Yo, you seen this tat though, right here? 96 00:05:41,157 --> 00:05:43,055 That's the one where I blocked your shot and won the game. 97 00:05:43,057 --> 00:05:44,558 And then these are the only ones that really matter. 98 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:49,028 Bam! Seven of nine Rucker Championships. 99 00:05:49,030 --> 00:05:52,466 But don't you worry, Dix. I got plenty of length on my Dax for the next one. 100 00:05:52,468 --> 00:05:55,067 I don't care. I don't wanna hear about your man junk. 101 00:05:55,069 --> 00:05:58,037 Is there a point to all this? Yeah, I guess my point is, 102 00:05:58,039 --> 00:06:00,506 when you have a history of winning as many titles as I do, 103 00:06:00,508 --> 00:06:04,245 cats like Casper Jones, they have a way of gravitating towards you. 104 00:06:07,215 --> 00:06:08,983 So I'll see you when I see you, Dix. 105 00:06:14,222 --> 00:06:16,489 Hey, Casper. Hey, man, let me talk to you real quick. 106 00:06:16,491 --> 00:06:19,191 - What's up, coach? - We good, right? You know what I mean? Me and you. 107 00:06:19,193 --> 00:06:21,360 - Yeah, we all right. - Do you need anything? 108 00:06:21,362 --> 00:06:23,429 You know what'd be dope? The new Space Jams. 109 00:06:23,431 --> 00:06:26,231 They are amazing. They pretty expensive, like $225. 110 00:06:26,233 --> 00:06:30,068 - Straight fire, though. - They fire. But you know what? 111 00:06:30,070 --> 00:06:32,370 I just thought about it. I sold the last pair this morning. 112 00:06:33,407 --> 00:06:35,607 The good news is, in another week and a half, 113 00:06:35,609 --> 00:06:38,109 we get new stock, and I got a pair just for you. 114 00:06:38,111 --> 00:06:40,612 - Okay. I like that. - Yeah. You like that? Yeah, yeah, we all right. 115 00:06:40,614 --> 00:06:42,647 I got you, brother. So it's me and you, we good? 116 00:06:42,649 --> 00:06:45,484 - Yeah, we rollin'. - You with me. - I'm with you, dog. - Forever. 117 00:06:45,486 --> 00:06:48,453 - Forever. - Dax and Casper. - Yeah, you my bro. - All right, man. I love you. 118 00:06:48,455 --> 00:06:51,623 - Love you, too, man. - We good, right? Yeah, no doubt. All right. 119 00:06:51,625 --> 00:06:52,992 Cool. 120 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:00,601 Don't worry, Dax. 121 00:07:03,302 --> 00:07:06,305 Don't worry, Dax. We'll find you a family. 122 00:07:07,206 --> 00:07:10,074 - Yes. - All right! 123 00:07:10,076 --> 00:07:11,577 We'll find you a family. 124 00:07:13,246 --> 00:07:16,549 Yes! Yes! Yes! 125 00:07:19,151 --> 00:07:21,152 Oh! What a move by Jordan! 126 00:07:25,858 --> 00:07:27,460 Jordan with the moves! 127 00:07:28,427 --> 00:07:30,426 Man, what an inspiration! 128 00:07:30,428 --> 00:07:33,563 Just listen to the crowd! They love him! 129 00:07:33,565 --> 00:07:34,634 They love him! 130 00:07:38,470 --> 00:07:40,305 They love him! They love him! 131 00:07:46,444 --> 00:07:47,512 Yes! 132 00:07:52,584 --> 00:07:55,217 Yo, can we run with you? Yes, yes. 133 00:08:08,265 --> 00:08:11,400 No! You need to be on the bench! 134 00:08:11,402 --> 00:08:13,335 - He's worthless! - You suck, Dax! 135 00:08:13,337 --> 00:08:17,306 - You need new glasses! - He's the worst! You suck! 136 00:08:17,308 --> 00:08:21,143 Dax, that was unbearable! 137 00:08:21,145 --> 00:08:22,311 Dream sequence... 138 00:08:24,315 --> 00:08:27,916 Boy, you better than cable. Look, you wouldn't even understand, okay? 139 00:08:27,918 --> 00:08:30,452 It's terrible. Dreamin' about that little white boy 140 00:08:30,454 --> 00:08:34,322 slappin' that ball out your hand? - Now, how do I look? - You look expensive. 141 00:08:34,324 --> 00:08:36,290 Man, you know I can't afford Gucci on my salary. 142 00:08:36,292 --> 00:08:39,493 Which is why when you and Casper win the Rucker 143 00:08:39,495 --> 00:08:41,596 and the $100,000 check that come with it, 144 00:08:41,598 --> 00:08:45,366 we'll be just fine. Baby, I thought that 100K, 145 00:08:45,368 --> 00:08:48,769 we was gonna use to start a family. I want a Tesla. 146 00:08:48,771 --> 00:08:51,606 I would look so cute in a Tesla. 147 00:08:51,608 --> 00:08:53,608 And I'd have the little screen on the side 148 00:08:53,610 --> 00:08:55,509 and then I could be like, "Boop, boop, boop, boop!" 149 00:08:55,511 --> 00:08:57,545 And all my homegirls gonna be like, 150 00:08:57,547 --> 00:09:00,715 "Look at Jess killin' 'em in a Tesla." 151 00:09:00,717 --> 00:09:03,283 Well, I mean, this sounds like 152 00:09:03,285 --> 00:09:06,754 a beautiful, beautiful dream and everything, but I didn't hear my name one time. 153 00:09:06,756 --> 00:09:08,789 You didn't say, "Oh, Dax was in the Tesla with me." 154 00:09:08,791 --> 00:09:12,359 Baby, you gonna be there, too. It's gonna be me and you, 155 00:09:12,361 --> 00:09:15,495 and we just gonna be one big happy family. I love that. 156 00:09:15,497 --> 00:09:19,432 Well, don't let the ghost of white boy past scare you out of gettin' this money. 157 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:23,403 You win this game, and you win this money, and bring it back home. 158 00:09:23,405 --> 00:09:25,271 - I'm motivated, baby! - Whoo! 159 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:30,377 Bam! That's right. These shoes right here are classic. 160 00:09:30,379 --> 00:09:32,679 I wore these shoes last night, little man, and I had a quadruple-double. 161 00:09:32,681 --> 00:09:34,414 - Look. - That's right. 162 00:09:34,416 --> 00:09:38,250 I didn't want to say this, but he isn't even that good. 163 00:09:38,252 --> 00:09:40,553 Why would you say that about your baby? 164 00:09:40,555 --> 00:09:43,990 Are you a stepmother or something? - You the real mother? - Yeah. 165 00:09:43,992 --> 00:09:45,192 You shouldn't... 166 00:09:46,293 --> 00:09:49,697 Oh, you know something? Matter of fact, Larry, help her out. 167 00:09:56,303 --> 00:09:59,371 - Hey, baby. - Oh! Hey, girl! I thought we were goin' to lunch today. 168 00:09:59,373 --> 00:10:01,473 You right. We supposed to have lunch. Yeah, I'm very hungry. 169 00:10:01,475 --> 00:10:03,676 I been shoppin' all day. Look it. 170 00:10:03,678 --> 00:10:05,577 I know. Look, do me a favor, babe. Just give me a second. 171 00:10:05,579 --> 00:10:08,514 Just go look at some shoes or something. Do they got them new RiRis? 172 00:10:08,516 --> 00:10:10,415 RiRis, BeeBees, whoever you need, it's over there. 173 00:10:10,417 --> 00:10:12,618 Do they got 'em? Because, you know, I do not wanna 174 00:10:12,620 --> 00:10:14,620 be shoppin' unless I can get them new RiRis. 175 00:10:16,624 --> 00:10:18,824 'Cause she a savage, too. You a savage and you fine. 176 00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:21,526 - I'm fine? - Yeah. Well, boy, you better shut up. 177 00:10:21,528 --> 00:10:24,696 Over there, look at those RiRis, you know what I mean? I see you, boo. 178 00:10:24,698 --> 00:10:26,864 - She ready. Yeah! - She ready. 179 00:10:29,502 --> 00:10:32,303 Oh. Do you see the RiRis over here? 180 00:10:32,305 --> 00:10:35,840 Yo, my main man, Casper. What up, brother? What up, Dax? How you doin', man? 181 00:10:35,842 --> 00:10:38,876 The myth, the legend in the makin'. Hold that thought. 182 00:10:38,878 --> 00:10:41,779 Man, I'm confused. I thought these were out of stock. 183 00:10:41,781 --> 00:10:44,414 Bruh, the truck came this morning 184 00:10:44,416 --> 00:10:47,051 and dropped off a new stock of shoes. I was gonna call you. 185 00:10:47,053 --> 00:10:48,086 So you gonna hook us up, then? 186 00:10:48,088 --> 00:10:51,521 Oh, so you want me to get shoes for everybody. 187 00:10:51,523 --> 00:10:54,524 Everybody. This dude, and this guy... 188 00:10:54,526 --> 00:10:56,359 If you can't do it, I got plenty of people that... 189 00:10:56,361 --> 00:10:58,495 I got you. I'mma take care of you, 190 00:10:58,497 --> 00:11:00,497 and your whole squad. 191 00:11:00,499 --> 00:11:03,734 Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's a lot better. Taxes included. 192 00:11:03,736 --> 00:11:06,503 After I put in my employee discount, 193 00:11:06,505 --> 00:11:09,473 which will probably get me fired... 194 00:11:09,475 --> 00:11:11,708 The total is $833.50. 195 00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:13,577 Everybody, it's on Dax. 196 00:11:13,579 --> 00:11:16,378 It's on... It's on Dax. Shoes for all y'all. 197 00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:18,915 Oh, hey, Casper. Oh, hey, baby, how you doin'? 198 00:11:18,917 --> 00:11:22,819 Good, how you doin'? Oh, baby, that's our meal ticket right there. 199 00:11:22,821 --> 00:11:26,655 Oh, my goodness. Let me show you what I found on Zillow. 200 00:11:26,657 --> 00:11:29,558 I found a really cute brownstone. 201 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:32,828 Two bedroom, hardwood floors... Transaction denied. 202 00:11:32,830 --> 00:11:35,765 Damn it! - Excuse me, what's goin' on? - Damn what? 203 00:11:35,767 --> 00:11:39,335 Marty, don't worry about it. Aw, hell no. 204 00:11:39,337 --> 00:11:42,371 If the money for these shoes that just magically flew out of here 205 00:11:42,373 --> 00:11:45,474 don't come up in 60 seconds, you and Miss Belly Out goin' to jail. 206 00:11:45,476 --> 00:11:48,544 What the hell you talkin' about? First off, I didn't do nothin' wrong, 207 00:11:48,546 --> 00:11:51,479 so I ain't goin' to jail. But thank you for noticin' that my belly's out. 208 00:11:51,481 --> 00:11:53,550 Come here, come here, come here. What? 209 00:11:56,386 --> 00:11:58,386 That kid that just left here... Mmm-hmm? 210 00:11:58,388 --> 00:12:01,758 He's gonna change our lives forever. 50 percent. 211 00:12:03,527 --> 00:12:07,428 I mean, at the most, I could do 49 percent. You got 30 seconds, brother! 212 00:12:07,430 --> 00:12:08,930 All right, 50 percent. 213 00:12:08,932 --> 00:12:11,666 Cool! 214 00:12:11,668 --> 00:12:13,668 It's nice doin' business with you, boo. 215 00:12:13,670 --> 00:12:16,571 50 percent. I'm gettin' 50 percent. 216 00:12:16,573 --> 00:12:18,606 Marty, did you hear that? 50 percent. 217 00:12:21,845 --> 00:12:23,545 Yo, yo, yo, yo! 218 00:12:25,414 --> 00:12:27,849 Look at this, man. Fresh off the presses, y'all. 219 00:12:27,851 --> 00:12:30,919 Harlem Money, you see that? Come on, y'all, look! 220 00:12:30,921 --> 00:12:34,590 Go grab your jersey, come on. I didn't know you got money for second place. 221 00:12:38,161 --> 00:12:39,993 Hey, man, what the hell you doin' here? 222 00:12:39,995 --> 00:12:42,529 Why don't you enlighten this fool, C-Dawg? 223 00:12:42,531 --> 00:12:45,833 - C-Dawg? - I'm C-Dawg now. New team, new nickname. 224 00:12:45,835 --> 00:12:49,469 - Wait, what? - Wait, what? That's what I said to him. I was like, 225 00:12:49,471 --> 00:12:52,773 "C-Dawg, don't you wanna be coached by a dude who looks like an M&M? 226 00:12:52,775 --> 00:12:55,576 What about a dude who looks straight up like a basketball? 227 00:12:55,578 --> 00:12:57,746 Like a Syracuse Orange man." 228 00:13:08,656 --> 00:13:10,857 I've spent my life savings 229 00:13:10,859 --> 00:13:12,758 just to get in this tournament. 230 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:15,561 I gotta give my girlfriend half the winnings 231 00:13:15,563 --> 00:13:16,829 or she's gonna leave me. 232 00:13:16,831 --> 00:13:21,901 I took three buses and a train just to pick up those jerseys. 233 00:13:21,903 --> 00:13:24,570 Those Jordans, man! You know how much that cost me? 234 00:13:24,572 --> 00:13:27,607 Yo, by the way, thank you for the kicks. They are mad expensive. 235 00:13:27,609 --> 00:13:30,877 There was no way I was gonna buy 'em. All right, boys, let's roll. 236 00:13:30,879 --> 00:13:34,013 Come back here! Dantay! Other Dantay! 237 00:13:34,015 --> 00:13:37,482 - Casper, take off those shoes. - I'mma hold these. You hear me, Casper? 238 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,687 Take off those shoes! 239 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:42,821 And comin' in at number one 240 00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:45,690 on SportsCenter's "Not Top Ten" list... 241 00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:48,560 With the Rucker 50 right around the corner, 242 00:13:48,562 --> 00:13:50,629 we have a meltdown from New York City. 243 00:13:50,631 --> 00:13:53,632 I'm told the man you see here is a coach named Dax Winslow. 244 00:13:53,634 --> 00:13:54,833 And, Dax, the good news is 245 00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:57,002 you're on SportsCenter. The bad news is... Dax! 246 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,838 What's up, girl? What'd I do wrong now? I have so many questions. 247 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,640 You're rolling around on the ground, 248 00:14:01,642 --> 00:14:04,709 trying to take somebody's sneakers off their sweaty feet? 249 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:08,445 Is this your team? Are these even your players? Come on, man! 250 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:12,050 Dax, this is Rucker, man. Have some respect. 251 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:15,186 Damn you, Scott Van Pelt! Give me the shoe, Casper! Right now! 252 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,054 ...flopping around on the ground like fish. 253 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,856 Everything gonna be all right, okay? I'mma figure something out. 254 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,559 I can't do this anymore. 255 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,094 Excuse me? Do you think that I'm countin' on you? 256 00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:28,032 'Cause I'm not. No, I was counting on Casper. 257 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,768 And you lost him. You can't even do that right. 258 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:34,004 Go in there, pack your stuff up, and leave. 259 00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:37,573 You can't just kick me out our house. This is my apartment. 260 00:14:37,575 --> 00:14:40,610 Do you even remember the last time you paid rent? 261 00:14:40,612 --> 00:14:43,713 Okay, every Taco Tuesday, who buy the $2 tacos? 262 00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:46,549 Don't nobody care about no damn tacos! 263 00:14:46,551 --> 00:14:49,554 Okay, I paid the water bill - that one time. - Get out my house! 264 00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:53,623 Jess, I ain't got nowhere to go. You know? 265 00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:56,592 I didn't have no family. And then I met you. 266 00:14:56,594 --> 00:15:00,296 And you took me in. And you changed my life. 267 00:15:00,298 --> 00:15:05,568 Baby, we in this together. You're my everything. 268 00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:10,073 Please, just let me stay here and figure things out. 269 00:15:18,882 --> 00:15:21,750 Hey! Don't leave with my bag, fool. 270 00:15:21,752 --> 00:15:24,653 Where I'm supposed to put my stuff? Leave with what you came with! 271 00:15:24,655 --> 00:15:26,888 Fine, I'll give you back your stupid, fake bag. 272 00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:29,624 It's not stupid, you stupid. 273 00:15:29,626 --> 00:15:31,628 My bag is smarter than you! 274 00:15:41,972 --> 00:15:44,072 Give my shoes back! 275 00:15:45,075 --> 00:15:47,242 This is Rucker, man. You're supposed to have some respect. 276 00:15:47,244 --> 00:15:49,643 You're rolling around on the ground... 277 00:15:49,645 --> 00:15:52,014 trying to take somebody's sneakers off their sweaty feet? 278 00:15:52,016 --> 00:15:54,116 I know y'all think this is all fun and games and stuff. 279 00:15:54,118 --> 00:15:56,617 But I used everything I got on this tournament. 280 00:15:56,619 --> 00:16:00,588 Did you get a receipt? Huh? No, man, the money's non-refundable. 281 00:16:00,590 --> 00:16:01,756 That's cold. 282 00:16:01,758 --> 00:16:05,059 This a perfect opportunity for Dax to meet Uncle Drew! 283 00:16:06,295 --> 00:16:10,631 Don't start that in here with the old and the Uncle Drews. 284 00:16:10,633 --> 00:16:12,366 You're trying to throw a toothpick in a lumberyard. 285 00:16:12,368 --> 00:16:14,935 The man is the greatest blacktop player 286 00:16:14,937 --> 00:16:18,671 I ever seen in my life. He's real. I've seen that boy put up 287 00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:21,808 40 points against The Destroyers. Using just his left hand and his chin. 288 00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:24,811 His other hand, he had a ham sandwich with extra cheese on it. 289 00:16:24,813 --> 00:16:27,647 And mayo. He likes mayonnaise. Okay, come on, man, 290 00:16:27,649 --> 00:16:28,715 that's just like talking about Bigfoot. 291 00:16:28,717 --> 00:16:31,818 Bigfoot. You can't compare Bigfoot to Uncle Drew. 292 00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:34,988 Son of a bitch used to date my sister. He used to date my sister and my mother. 293 00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:37,891 He actually hit - my eighth grade teacher. - Ooh! 294 00:16:37,893 --> 00:16:40,627 Ain't none of my business what that man does in his bedtime. 295 00:16:40,629 --> 00:16:41,761 I know he had a foot fetish. 296 00:16:41,763 --> 00:16:44,697 All right. The '60s was a wild time. Okay? So what? 297 00:16:45,934 --> 00:16:48,068 Remember them Buicks? Everybody had them damn Buicks. 298 00:16:48,070 --> 00:16:50,970 You'd ride around, had them big old back seat. You can't move your hips. 299 00:16:50,972 --> 00:16:53,806 But you can still move your lips. Hey, I ain't gonna go no further. 300 00:16:53,808 --> 00:16:58,044 All you need is some Viagra, and some dress socks. 301 00:16:58,046 --> 00:16:59,711 Ain't have no damn Viagra back then! 302 00:16:59,713 --> 00:17:02,182 You had to get two ice-cream sticks and a rubber band 303 00:17:02,184 --> 00:17:04,716 to make the stuff stand up like that. 304 00:17:04,718 --> 00:17:07,753 I don't have time for this, man. I gotta go. Hey, whoa, whoa. Hold on, Dax, 305 00:17:07,755 --> 00:17:09,721 hold on. Now, look. 306 00:17:09,723 --> 00:17:12,157 You need to go holler at Uncle Drew. Okay? 307 00:17:12,159 --> 00:17:16,128 He's a Zen master of basketball. But you gotta believe. 308 00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:18,097 Hey, look. Maybe he was good. 309 00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:20,866 But you think this old man can still ball? Come on, bruh. 310 00:17:20,868 --> 00:17:23,235 I'm good, man. I gotta find some players, man. 311 00:17:23,237 --> 00:17:26,171 You'll be sorry, Dax. Don't do that to yourself. 312 00:17:26,173 --> 00:17:28,873 Get with Drew! Get with Drew! 313 00:18:04,177 --> 00:18:06,310 Welcome to the jungle, baby. 314 00:18:06,312 --> 00:18:08,178 Get out of here. Go corner, corner, corner! Corner! 315 00:18:10,249 --> 00:18:12,849 Over here, over here, hold on, son! See, that right there, 316 00:18:12,851 --> 00:18:15,185 that's the problem with your generation. 317 00:18:15,187 --> 00:18:19,124 Million dollar move and a five cent finish. You haven't made a shot yet. 318 00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:21,059 Come on! 319 00:18:22,161 --> 00:18:23,994 - I was open. - I had to shoot it, man, 320 00:18:23,996 --> 00:18:26,830 I've taken out trash that don't stink as bad as that. 321 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:30,733 Dr. Naismith would be rolling in his grave 322 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,035 if he knew what these bums is up to out here. 323 00:18:32,037 --> 00:18:35,004 You talk a lot of smack for a geriatric. 324 00:18:35,006 --> 00:18:36,805 It's a shame you can't back any of it up. 325 00:18:36,807 --> 00:18:39,242 And who's to say I can't? 326 00:18:40,845 --> 00:18:42,780 All right, then, what's the bet? 327 00:18:43,881 --> 00:18:45,981 If you win... 328 00:18:45,983 --> 00:18:49,185 I'll leave the park and I'll never come back. - Good. - Real good. 329 00:18:49,187 --> 00:18:51,187 But if I win, you and your crew 330 00:18:51,189 --> 00:18:53,289 start playing the game the way it's meant to be played. 331 00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:55,191 Oh, how's that? On a peach basket? 332 00:18:56,994 --> 00:19:00,762 It's like a perfectly orchestrated symphony. 333 00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:02,066 What? 334 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:07,369 Not any instrument is more important than another. And what's in it for you? 335 00:19:07,371 --> 00:19:11,340 Love, youngblood. Only love. What is this dude talking about? 336 00:19:11,342 --> 00:19:14,343 What the hell does that even mean? What are you talking about? 337 00:19:14,345 --> 00:19:17,979 Hold my nuts. Hold your nuts? 338 00:19:17,981 --> 00:19:20,616 Hey, J! Look at this dude out here. Everybody off the court. 339 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:23,019 Get off the court, man. Get your big behind off the court. 340 00:19:24,254 --> 00:19:26,254 Hey, man. Give him the business. 341 00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:31,760 Ball up. Hey, young fella, you better watch that. 342 00:19:34,898 --> 00:19:37,733 Aren't you gonna get in your stance? I am in my stance. 343 00:19:41,271 --> 00:19:45,240 Don't worry, grandpa. Gonna have you home in plenty of time for NCIS. 344 00:19:45,242 --> 00:19:47,007 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 345 00:19:47,009 --> 00:19:50,143 Hey. For the show I know though, 346 00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:53,280 even a bum ain't as broke as your jump shot. 347 00:19:53,282 --> 00:19:56,018 - Give it to him, J. - Prove it. You wanna see it rain? 348 00:19:56,919 --> 00:19:59,186 Let it rain. Raindrops. 2-0. 349 00:20:00,923 --> 00:20:03,993 Next basket wins it. It's getting to be about that time, ain't it? 350 00:20:09,897 --> 00:20:12,767 Yeah, give it to him. This game is over. 351 00:20:22,910 --> 00:20:26,114 It's time for you to change your PIN number. 'Cause you just got robbed. 352 00:20:31,953 --> 00:20:35,388 - Come on back. - J, come on, son! You want me to tell you your first mistake 353 00:20:35,390 --> 00:20:38,190 or your second? What's the matter, you forgot the score? 354 00:20:38,192 --> 00:20:40,993 One. You got too cocky. 355 00:20:40,995 --> 00:20:44,198 There's a fine line between confidence and arrogance, youngblood. 356 00:20:47,268 --> 00:20:49,268 Come on back. Come on back. 357 00:20:49,270 --> 00:20:52,003 And then, two, you're giving up your lead hip. 358 00:20:52,005 --> 00:20:53,271 You might as well unlock the door 359 00:20:53,273 --> 00:20:56,475 and have your wife show me where the china is. 360 00:20:56,477 --> 00:20:58,278 I wouldn't do that either if I was you. 361 00:20:59,313 --> 00:21:02,049 Come on, J! No, no! 362 00:21:04,918 --> 00:21:08,053 He cookin' your boy. Man, you need to go back there and play with them kids, man. 363 00:21:08,055 --> 00:21:10,488 I get buckets. Shut up, old man. 364 00:21:10,490 --> 00:21:12,025 Go on, youngblood. 365 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,225 Check ball. 366 00:21:14,227 --> 00:21:17,197 This game is all mental. All mental. 367 00:21:21,934 --> 00:21:24,369 Hand down, man down. 368 00:21:24,371 --> 00:21:26,136 - Anybody got a GPS? - Come on, J! 369 00:21:26,138 --> 00:21:28,339 You know, gonna need a whole new zip code on that one. 370 00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:32,945 Game point, youngblood. Whatever. 371 00:21:33,312 --> 00:21:34,313 You ready? 372 00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:38,982 Yo, I'll give you that. Nah. Nah, don't give him that. 373 00:21:38,984 --> 00:21:41,518 You still don't believe, do you? Get your hand up! 374 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,153 No, don't give it to him. Don't... 375 00:21:44,357 --> 00:21:46,258 Don't do him like that, Uncle Drew! 376 00:21:47,259 --> 00:21:48,327 Youngblood. 377 00:21:49,928 --> 00:21:50,929 Good game. 378 00:21:53,265 --> 00:21:54,300 Who is that dude? 379 00:21:55,534 --> 00:21:58,369 Hey! Hey! Hey! Oh... 380 00:21:58,371 --> 00:22:01,705 Oh, my God, man. That was a pretty amazing show you put on back there. 381 00:22:01,707 --> 00:22:04,507 It was one of the greatest things I've ever seen, honestly. 382 00:22:04,509 --> 00:22:07,243 How're you doing? M-my name is Dax. I'm not interested. 383 00:22:07,245 --> 00:22:10,012 I haven't even told you what I'm trying to do. Okay, okay. 384 00:22:10,014 --> 00:22:11,714 You can't believe someone that looks like me 385 00:22:11,716 --> 00:22:14,250 can play like Jordan, Magic, or Bird. You want to take advantage of that. 386 00:22:14,252 --> 00:22:16,419 See if you can cash in somehow. I know your MO. 387 00:22:16,421 --> 00:22:19,021 What? No, no. You got me all wrong, man. Look, I just want to talk to you 388 00:22:19,023 --> 00:22:22,258 about the Rucker, you know? The Rucker? 389 00:22:22,260 --> 00:22:24,295 You don't know nothing about no real Rucker, youngblood. 390 00:22:27,197 --> 00:22:29,432 Exactly. You right. I don't know anything 391 00:22:29,434 --> 00:22:31,434 about the Rucker. A lot of us don't. 392 00:22:31,436 --> 00:22:35,170 But someone like you could help us, man. We could combine the old school 393 00:22:35,172 --> 00:22:38,173 with the new school, right? Like a old school, new school remix. 394 00:22:38,175 --> 00:22:42,010 Where you can educate all the youngbloods who are lost in their way, right? 395 00:22:42,012 --> 00:22:44,312 And show 'em what they're really doing wrong. You can do that. 396 00:22:44,314 --> 00:22:47,015 Is a lot of lost youngbloods out there, huh? 397 00:22:47,017 --> 00:22:50,018 It is so many lost youngbloods out here, it is ridiculous. 398 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:52,554 If I could help them, I would, but I don't know, because I'm lost, too. 399 00:22:52,556 --> 00:22:56,391 Okay? And that's why we need you. Look, look, look. Perfect example. 400 00:22:56,393 --> 00:22:57,325 This is, this is who you are. 401 00:22:57,327 --> 00:23:01,398 You a lonely lighthouse in a sea of fog. 402 00:23:03,199 --> 00:23:06,033 I actually kind of like that. - I like that. - That's good, ain't it? 403 00:23:06,035 --> 00:23:08,335 Yeah, yeah, that's good, that's good. That's what I'm telling you. 404 00:23:08,337 --> 00:23:09,604 You are coming to the rescue, man. 405 00:23:09,606 --> 00:23:12,473 You get a chance to teach this in front of a bigger audience. 406 00:23:12,475 --> 00:23:15,445 At the Rucker. The Rucker. 407 00:23:16,479 --> 00:23:17,480 Rucker. 408 00:23:19,348 --> 00:23:22,249 The Rucker would be nice. 409 00:23:22,251 --> 00:23:25,352 I'll tell you what. I'll do it on one condition. 410 00:23:25,354 --> 00:23:26,988 Yes! 411 00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:32,025 Anything you want. I don't care what it is. I got you. 412 00:23:32,027 --> 00:23:34,996 It's gotta be my team. My boys. 413 00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:38,799 Okay. Anything but that. No. Because it's my team. 414 00:23:38,801 --> 00:23:42,268 Yeah, I guess we done here. Dax whatever... 415 00:23:42,270 --> 00:23:44,304 Okay, okay, okay. 416 00:23:44,306 --> 00:23:48,143 I'm in, okay? My team. Your roster. 417 00:23:49,077 --> 00:23:51,146 It's my team, my roster. 418 00:23:51,613 --> 00:23:53,613 Look, where you goin'? 419 00:23:53,615 --> 00:23:56,182 It's a long drive to Chocolate City. 420 00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:58,485 Wait, Chocolate City? What's in D.C.? 421 00:23:58,487 --> 00:24:02,455 Preacher. He's the best power forward I ever played with. 422 00:24:02,457 --> 00:24:04,457 I mean, you don't know no local power forward? 423 00:24:04,459 --> 00:24:06,260 Somebody that stay in the neighborhood? 424 00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:10,264 Here she is. Yeah. 425 00:24:11,298 --> 00:24:13,533 You know, so if Billy Dee Willams and Diana Ross had a love child, 426 00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:17,202 it would've definitely been inside this van. Go on and look way back there. 427 00:24:17,204 --> 00:24:19,438 Go ahead. Take a look. Take a look way back there. 428 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,841 That right there is the boom boom room. 429 00:24:21,843 --> 00:24:24,643 Boom boom room come with one rule. 430 00:24:24,645 --> 00:24:27,014 No shoes in the boom boom room. 431 00:24:27,548 --> 00:24:31,283 So, I could wear shoes throughout the rest of the part of this van, 432 00:24:31,285 --> 00:24:33,619 but if I go a couple feet back, 433 00:24:33,621 --> 00:24:37,289 I gotta take my shoes off? Why do I gotta take my shoes off back there? 434 00:24:37,291 --> 00:24:41,225 And I can leave my shoes on, like right here? It's the same space. 435 00:24:41,227 --> 00:24:44,428 Well, it's the living room, and then it goes to the boom boom room. 436 00:24:44,430 --> 00:24:46,464 See, that don't even make sense because it's a van. 437 00:24:46,466 --> 00:24:49,233 Everything is right next to each other. Let's go over the rest of the rules. 438 00:24:49,235 --> 00:24:50,336 No, but I'm saying that don't... 439 00:24:52,438 --> 00:24:54,572 Hey, don't be slamming my door. 440 00:24:54,574 --> 00:24:58,109 Oh, I'm sorry about that. Hey, man, you just did the same... 441 00:24:58,111 --> 00:24:59,343 Now, let's go over the rules. 442 00:24:59,345 --> 00:25:02,613 One. I'm the pilot. Means I steer the ship. 443 00:25:02,615 --> 00:25:06,250 Two. I'm the weatherman. I control the heat. 444 00:25:06,252 --> 00:25:08,452 Did you just say heat? I don't know if you know. 445 00:25:08,454 --> 00:25:10,186 It's the middle of summer, so maybe you should... 446 00:25:10,188 --> 00:25:12,390 Three. Don't be questioning one and two. 447 00:25:12,392 --> 00:25:14,324 Can't help it if I'm running a little cold these days. 448 00:25:14,326 --> 00:25:17,595 Four, I'm the DJ, which means I control the music. 449 00:25:17,597 --> 00:25:20,297 Whoo! 450 00:25:20,299 --> 00:25:22,566 What's that? Is that a Game Boy? 451 00:25:22,568 --> 00:25:25,435 - Electronic book? - Mmm-hmm. 452 00:25:25,437 --> 00:25:27,571 You gonna see. 453 00:25:27,573 --> 00:25:31,474 Oh, yeah! You hear that? You hear that? 454 00:25:31,476 --> 00:25:33,478 - That's a eight track? - You hear that? 455 00:25:34,913 --> 00:25:38,448 Come on, come on take a ride That ain't no jive 456 00:25:38,450 --> 00:25:40,184 Can't we just go to Chocolate City? 457 00:25:41,253 --> 00:25:43,486 Don't even have to drive Can you at least turn down the heat? 458 00:25:43,488 --> 00:25:44,556 Slippity-slide 459 00:25:45,624 --> 00:25:48,223 My glasses are sweating. Just sail on 460 00:25:48,225 --> 00:25:49,726 That's what I do Just sail on, that's what I do 461 00:25:49,728 --> 00:25:52,629 How you dancing like that in a jogging suit? Are you not hot? 462 00:25:54,398 --> 00:25:57,533 I'm really creeped out. Gotta get the boys. 463 00:25:57,535 --> 00:25:59,535 I gotta turn up the heat a little bit though. Yeah. 464 00:25:59,537 --> 00:26:01,370 Please don't turn the heat up! 465 00:26:13,718 --> 00:26:17,153 We've been listening to this song since this morning. It is nighttime! 466 00:26:18,489 --> 00:26:20,421 Oh, yeah. 467 00:26:20,423 --> 00:26:23,826 - Mmm. - Ooh! What you know about this, Drew? 468 00:26:23,828 --> 00:26:25,661 I thought this was gonna be a boring road trip. 469 00:26:25,663 --> 00:26:29,430 You got the classics playing, man! What you know about the classics, youngblood? 470 00:26:29,432 --> 00:26:32,233 I know a lot, man. How did you get Biggie Smalls on a eight track? 471 00:26:32,235 --> 00:26:35,403 That's crazy, man! Junior M.A.F.I.A.! 472 00:26:35,405 --> 00:26:36,404 Junior what? 473 00:26:36,406 --> 00:26:40,708 You know what I said. You know who they are. 474 00:26:40,710 --> 00:26:44,545 To all my ladies in the place With style and grace, allow me to... 475 00:26:44,547 --> 00:26:47,749 Okay. Okay. New rule, youngblood. 476 00:26:47,751 --> 00:26:50,685 None of this rappity-hippity-hop nonsense. You understand? 477 00:26:50,687 --> 00:26:51,753 What you mean rappity-hippity-hop? 478 00:26:51,755 --> 00:26:55,657 That's not what it's called. It's called hip-hop. My car, my version. 479 00:26:55,659 --> 00:26:57,692 Talking about styling. What is that? 480 00:26:57,694 --> 00:26:59,426 First of all, I can tell you don't have style. 481 00:26:59,428 --> 00:27:00,828 'Cause you always got on jogging suits. 482 00:27:00,830 --> 00:27:03,296 Talkin' from the hustler with the fake chains. 483 00:27:03,298 --> 00:27:04,498 These are real. I got these for my birthday, 484 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:05,699 - so go about your business. - Yeah, right. Those cost... 485 00:27:05,701 --> 00:27:09,236 - Three checks! - Those cost - fifty cent a piece. - Three checks! 486 00:27:09,238 --> 00:27:10,604 My teeth cost more than that. 487 00:27:10,606 --> 00:27:13,440 This is real music. Now listen to the words. 488 00:27:13,442 --> 00:27:16,076 At least as far as I can see Oh, yeah. 489 00:27:16,078 --> 00:27:21,313 Can see, I want to keep you here 490 00:27:21,315 --> 00:27:24,751 Laying next to me That's what I tell my girls in the boom boom room. 491 00:27:24,753 --> 00:27:29,022 Love between the sheets 492 00:27:29,024 --> 00:27:30,624 Ooh, this is my favorite part. Go ahead. 493 00:27:30,626 --> 00:27:33,426 - My baby, ooh - Okay. I'm sorry. 494 00:27:33,428 --> 00:27:36,462 - Baby, baby, my love - I'm sorry. 495 00:27:36,464 --> 00:27:38,965 Stop sing... You're ruining it! First off. Watch your tone. 496 00:27:38,967 --> 00:27:41,634 Look, here we go. Just listen to it. Give it a try. 497 00:27:43,337 --> 00:27:46,605 Come on. You see how quick I did that? I just pushed play. 498 00:27:46,607 --> 00:27:49,275 I ain't have to take out an Atari cartridge 499 00:27:49,277 --> 00:27:51,644 - and stuff it in the radio. - Okay, okay. Pause, pause. 500 00:27:51,646 --> 00:27:55,614 How do you pause it? Okay, youngblood. 501 00:27:55,616 --> 00:27:58,283 There ain't gonna be none of that nonsense 502 00:27:58,285 --> 00:28:00,720 here in my car right now. You gonna call this nonsense. 503 00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:03,621 This is one of the greatest MCs of all time. Yeah, what about the Isley Brothers? 504 00:28:03,623 --> 00:28:04,890 I don't know too much of their history, 505 00:28:04,892 --> 00:28:06,828 - but I'll Google it later. - What is Google? 506 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,808 Hey, man, is this a church? Heck else it's gonna be? 507 00:28:23,810 --> 00:28:27,512 Did we road trip all the way out here to pick up an actual preacher? 508 00:28:27,514 --> 00:28:30,380 You got a problem with that? No, I don't have a problem with it, man. 509 00:28:30,382 --> 00:28:31,448 But I thought it was, like, a nickname, 510 00:28:31,450 --> 00:28:34,652 like "Hot Sauce" or "Crazy Legs" or "The Glove." 511 00:28:37,456 --> 00:28:40,091 Amen. Amen, Amen. 512 00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:43,794 We're gathered here today to bear witness 513 00:28:43,796 --> 00:28:45,731 to the anointing... Ha! 514 00:28:46,565 --> 00:28:48,799 The christening... Ha! 515 00:28:48,801 --> 00:28:51,535 The blessing... Ha! 516 00:28:51,537 --> 00:28:53,672 Of this young rookie soul. 517 00:28:55,441 --> 00:28:59,510 And it is with the purity of heart we pray 518 00:28:59,512 --> 00:29:01,680 that he will one day grow 519 00:29:02,481 --> 00:29:04,548 to drive the paint... Why is he holding him like that? 520 00:29:04,550 --> 00:29:07,620 ...crash the boards of moral righteousness. 521 00:29:09,387 --> 00:29:11,955 No, no, please, no. My man Kevin Durant started 522 00:29:11,957 --> 00:29:15,358 a new beginning in Golden State. You preach, Preacher. 523 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,663 He's gonna dunk a baby. One for the money 524 00:29:19,597 --> 00:29:21,432 Two for the show 525 00:29:21,966 --> 00:29:23,933 Three to get ready 526 00:29:25,670 --> 00:29:28,838 Whoa, whoa, wait, wait! Hey! Man! What are you doing with that baby, man? 527 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,874 You can't baptize a baby. You cannot do that. - You cannot... - Hey, Dax. 528 00:29:31,876 --> 00:29:35,478 - Dax, sit down. - Drew, let me go. I got this! That is a baby, okay? 529 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,613 You christen a baby, right? You hold the baby, right? 530 00:29:37,615 --> 00:29:38,981 Maybe splash a little water on his face. 531 00:29:38,983 --> 00:29:40,582 He gonna cry a little bit but no big deal. 532 00:29:40,584 --> 00:29:43,685 You don't dunk a baby in a baptismal pool. 533 00:29:43,687 --> 00:29:45,888 What type of parents are y'all to let this 534 00:29:45,890 --> 00:29:49,491 really large man pick your baby up? He did it like this. 535 00:29:49,493 --> 00:29:51,426 He put your baby behind his back. 536 00:29:51,428 --> 00:29:54,729 You gonna let this man Steph Curry your baby? That's insane! 537 00:29:54,731 --> 00:29:57,766 Uh, maybe the midget's right. Yeah. Can we have our baby back? 538 00:29:57,768 --> 00:29:59,968 Is there something I can help you with, son? 539 00:29:59,970 --> 00:30:03,505 Dax. Give it a break. - No! - Sit down! 540 00:30:03,507 --> 00:30:06,808 I'm not sitting down, Drew! I'm taking a stand. - All right. - Thank you. 541 00:30:06,810 --> 00:30:09,211 All right, I warned you. Where you from, son? 542 00:30:09,213 --> 00:30:12,981 I'll tell you where I'm from. I'm from New York City, okay? Look here, Tiny Tim. 543 00:30:12,983 --> 00:30:15,717 Took me almost an hour to fill up that pool. 544 00:30:15,719 --> 00:30:17,919 Somebody's getting baptized, you understand? 545 00:30:17,921 --> 00:30:20,621 Dunk this potbelly Teletubby! 546 00:30:20,623 --> 00:30:23,757 You can't talk to me like that. Y'all wanna baptize him? 547 00:30:23,759 --> 00:30:26,760 - Yeah! - What? Bring him on up. 548 00:30:26,762 --> 00:30:30,564 Dunk him like a fat donut. - Dunk him, Preacher. - What are you doing, man? 549 00:30:30,566 --> 00:30:32,700 - That my boy, Drew. - Mmm-hmm. 550 00:30:32,702 --> 00:30:36,437 Drew, you gotta make him take one for the team. For the team! 551 00:30:36,439 --> 00:30:39,607 No, no, no. Gonna have to take one for the team. Oh, yeah. 552 00:30:39,609 --> 00:30:41,542 What you mean, "Take one for the team"? 553 00:30:44,213 --> 00:30:45,880 Drew, 554 00:30:45,882 --> 00:30:49,515 just like back in the day when we used to hoop, 555 00:30:49,517 --> 00:30:51,718 you could still throw the alley-oop. 556 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,754 Thank you for throwing me this lost soul. 557 00:31:21,249 --> 00:31:23,584 One last run at the Rucker? 558 00:31:24,485 --> 00:31:27,486 Hmm. 50th anniversary. 559 00:31:27,488 --> 00:31:30,822 You know this is more than a 50th anniversary. 560 00:31:30,824 --> 00:31:34,693 This here, divine intervention. 561 00:31:34,695 --> 00:31:37,562 I wouldn't call it all that. I'm gonna have to run it by Betty Lou though. 562 00:31:37,564 --> 00:31:40,565 Run what by Betty Lou? Drew's putting the squad 563 00:31:40,567 --> 00:31:43,869 - back together. - Yep. You forget what happened to you, Preacher, 564 00:31:43,871 --> 00:31:45,637 when you get between them lines? 565 00:31:45,639 --> 00:31:49,607 No, no, no. I just ain't laced 'em up in a while, that's all. 566 00:31:49,609 --> 00:31:52,510 And there is a reason for that. Quick question. 567 00:31:52,512 --> 00:31:55,981 What exactly is "a while"? I mean, is that like a few weeks or... 568 00:31:55,983 --> 00:31:59,952 30. - 35 years. Still nice, though. - 35 years. 569 00:31:59,954 --> 00:32:03,621 Wait, 35 years? Come on, man, that's ridiculous. 570 00:32:03,623 --> 00:32:06,090 Our little hobbit is right. It's ridiculous. 571 00:32:06,092 --> 00:32:08,926 It's God's work that matters now. Not basketball. 572 00:32:08,928 --> 00:32:12,630 Just because it's God's work, don't mean it's not still work. 573 00:32:12,632 --> 00:32:15,735 His work is never done. Now, I've had about enough of this. 574 00:32:17,704 --> 00:32:21,538 Book of Psalms, chapter 62, verse one and two. 575 00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:25,843 Fool, please. Book of Psalms, chapter 23, verse four. 576 00:32:25,845 --> 00:32:30,081 Ephesians five, chapter 22, boom! 577 00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:34,020 Book of Betty Lou, chapter one, verse "I said so." 578 00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:38,955 You heard the woman. I can't go. 579 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:41,157 One, it wasn't no black hobbits, right? 580 00:32:41,159 --> 00:32:43,026 And, two, that is one mean churchwoman. 581 00:32:43,028 --> 00:32:45,996 She ain't supposed to be calling me ugly like that. Okay, and I'm handsome. 582 00:32:45,998 --> 00:32:48,999 I'm the short version of Idris Elba. The ladies say it all the time, man. 583 00:32:49,001 --> 00:32:52,569 And is he even coming? - He's coming. - How do you know? 584 00:32:52,571 --> 00:32:55,038 Basketball is in his blood. Same as it is in mine. 585 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:58,008 Both of y'all old as hell, okay? And I at least saw you play first. 586 00:32:58,010 --> 00:33:01,577 I need to see him shoot at least. Youngblood, you can't teach seven feet. 587 00:33:01,579 --> 00:33:04,680 What you mean you can't teach seven feet? - What are you talking... - Hallelujah! 588 00:33:04,682 --> 00:33:08,650 Man can only take so much nagging before he done had enough. 589 00:33:08,652 --> 00:33:10,819 I told ya. He could have got in here without yelling 590 00:33:10,821 --> 00:33:12,921 "Hallelujah" in my ear, right? 591 00:33:12,923 --> 00:33:16,025 Preacher, you're supposed to take your shoes off in the boom boom room. 592 00:33:16,027 --> 00:33:17,960 You're gonna tell me the rules of the boom boom room? 593 00:33:17,962 --> 00:33:21,932 I'm just trying to make sure we're clear, that's all. Oh, Lord. 594 00:33:22,933 --> 00:33:24,033 Spoke too soon. 595 00:33:27,805 --> 00:33:30,005 Why are we slowing down? Light just turned red. 596 00:33:30,007 --> 00:33:32,975 So? Run it, fool! You know how worked up she can get. 597 00:33:32,977 --> 00:33:34,811 Oh, no, I ain't trying to get no ticket now. 598 00:33:40,084 --> 00:33:42,917 Preacher! I know you in that van! 599 00:33:42,919 --> 00:33:45,055 She got a baseball bat in a church dress? 600 00:33:50,927 --> 00:33:54,829 I am Betty to the Lou. They don't even know who they messing with. 601 00:33:54,831 --> 00:33:56,931 Don't you know any players that don't require a road trip? 602 00:33:56,933 --> 00:33:59,834 And what's the deal with Betty Lou anyway? It's just one weekend. 603 00:33:59,836 --> 00:34:03,104 Is it me? Or is it nippy in here? It ain't just you. 604 00:34:03,106 --> 00:34:05,772 What is wrong with you two? I am melting over here. 605 00:34:05,774 --> 00:34:08,409 Good. Looks like you could stand to lose a few. 606 00:34:08,411 --> 00:34:12,246 Is it just me, or is little man's head abnormally large for his body? 607 00:34:12,248 --> 00:34:14,981 Hey, youngblood, how much does your neck hate your head? 608 00:34:14,983 --> 00:34:18,718 - Big head, little neck. - Funny jokes. He was a baby bobblehead doll. 609 00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:19,719 Wobble, wobble, wobble. 610 00:34:19,721 --> 00:34:22,722 Actually, my head is the most normalest size 611 00:34:22,724 --> 00:34:24,091 you could think of. I've measured my head. 612 00:34:24,093 --> 00:34:26,726 Well, you sure got some little ass ears then. 613 00:34:26,728 --> 00:34:29,865 Mama deserve a purple heart, passin' a melon that big. 614 00:34:31,667 --> 00:34:33,433 Anybody else use a disco nap? 615 00:34:33,435 --> 00:34:36,036 See, now that is a good idea, Preacher. 616 00:34:36,038 --> 00:34:38,006 My eyelids been heavy all day. 617 00:34:46,148 --> 00:34:47,182 Seriously? 618 00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:52,885 These two are unbelievable. You good? 619 00:34:52,887 --> 00:34:56,188 All set. Still a little nippy in here though. 620 00:34:56,190 --> 00:35:00,059 That's strike two, youngblood. The next one, you gonna be riding on the roof. 621 00:35:00,061 --> 00:35:03,898 Not with that big ass head, he can't. Too much wind resistance. 622 00:35:28,855 --> 00:35:32,790 Hey, Preacher, can I ask you a question? Can I say no? 623 00:35:32,792 --> 00:35:35,927 What happened to y'all back in the day, man? Why did all y'all disappear? 624 00:35:35,929 --> 00:35:37,097 Gotta ask him that. 625 00:35:38,732 --> 00:35:40,200 So, Drew, what happened in 1968? 626 00:35:41,134 --> 00:35:43,101 Nothing a few Ws can't fix. 627 00:35:43,103 --> 00:35:47,040 You really think basketball could fix what happened with you and Big Fella? 628 00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:48,241 Why not? 629 00:35:49,309 --> 00:35:52,077 Play the game the right way, it fixes everything. 630 00:35:53,346 --> 00:35:55,014 You say so. 631 00:35:57,049 --> 00:35:59,285 Come on, man. Okay, could you get a jug or something? 632 00:36:03,822 --> 00:36:05,291 You really love basketball, don't you? 633 00:36:07,259 --> 00:36:09,293 What's there not to love? 634 00:36:09,295 --> 00:36:11,964 Basketball's the most reliable thing in the world. 635 00:36:13,065 --> 00:36:16,766 Don't complain, don't ask any questions. 636 00:36:16,768 --> 00:36:19,171 You bounce it, comes right back up. 637 00:36:21,340 --> 00:36:22,907 What about you, youngblood? You ever play? 638 00:36:25,009 --> 00:36:27,845 Nah, not really. Why not? 639 00:36:28,780 --> 00:36:31,348 'Cause I don't. What's that supposed to mean? 640 00:36:31,350 --> 00:36:33,883 It means what I said, okay? I just coach, all right? 641 00:36:33,885 --> 00:36:36,054 - I don't believe you. - I don't play, okay? 642 00:36:38,156 --> 00:36:41,290 All right. Well, you're up. Wait a minute, I thought you was the pilot. 643 00:36:41,292 --> 00:36:44,728 I need you to co-pilot for a spell. Address is on the dash. 644 00:36:46,931 --> 00:36:50,099 Don't mess up my car. Aw, snap! 645 00:36:50,101 --> 00:36:52,201 Prostate ain't what it used to be. 646 00:36:52,203 --> 00:36:54,103 How many times you gonna use the bathroom? 647 00:36:54,105 --> 00:36:58,374 Jesus, man. Need like a built-in toilet in his shorts. 648 00:36:58,376 --> 00:37:01,209 Now, please enjoy the latest in sports. 649 00:37:01,211 --> 00:37:03,346 Let's go to Rucker Park where our man, Scoop Jackson 650 00:37:03,348 --> 00:37:06,147 is interviewing seven-time winner, Mookie Bass. 651 00:37:06,149 --> 00:37:09,417 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. Scoop Jackson at the Rucker 50, Harlem, USA. 652 00:37:09,419 --> 00:37:11,119 Here with my man, Mookie Bass. 653 00:37:11,121 --> 00:37:12,454 - Damn, Mookie. - So, why do you keep 654 00:37:12,456 --> 00:37:14,055 doing this, man? You have a history of just winnin' 655 00:37:14,057 --> 00:37:16,458 and winnin' and winnin' this. When is it ever gonna stop? 656 00:37:16,460 --> 00:37:17,758 Hey, that's a great question, Scoop. It's like, 657 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,061 "What keeps you motivated?" You know what I mean? 658 00:37:20,063 --> 00:37:21,862 And for me, it's a rivalry. 659 00:37:21,864 --> 00:37:24,299 Its power is derived from rivalry, you know? 660 00:37:24,301 --> 00:37:26,368 - Seriously? - What is your source of power? 661 00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:29,903 When Thomas Jefferson sent car keys up in the sky, 662 00:37:29,905 --> 00:37:32,906 and then it got hit by lightning, and that started the first car. 663 00:37:32,908 --> 00:37:34,174 This don't even make sense. 664 00:37:34,176 --> 00:37:36,411 Now, I'm no scientist, so don't quote me on this. 665 00:37:36,413 --> 00:37:39,313 Although I do have a degree from Trump University. 666 00:37:39,315 --> 00:37:43,050 But every power has a source for that power. 667 00:37:43,052 --> 00:37:44,918 So, what's your source, then? 668 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,388 He know who he is and we'll just leave it at that. 669 00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:49,990 Bam! 670 00:37:49,992 --> 00:37:53,394 Shoutout to Pepsi. Shoutout to Oberto. Shoutout to Aleve, 671 00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:56,297 the number one painkiller in the game right now. And there it is. 672 00:37:56,299 --> 00:37:58,831 I'mma just get out of here. Rucker 50, Tournament of Champions, 673 00:37:58,833 --> 00:38:02,068 all going down in three days, here in Harlem. Three days. 674 00:38:02,070 --> 00:38:04,373 I'm coming. Three days, you going down, Dix. 675 00:38:11,179 --> 00:38:12,945 Damn, there's a lot of trees. 676 00:38:12,947 --> 00:38:14,414 Hey, man, you're not kidnapping me, are you? 677 00:38:14,416 --> 00:38:16,215 I'm serious. I saw the movie Get Out. 678 00:38:16,217 --> 00:38:17,317 The only reason I'm still in this van 679 00:38:17,319 --> 00:38:19,821 'cause you're a old black man. But if you was white... 680 00:38:22,223 --> 00:38:24,993 Drew, could you tell your girlfriends to get across the street? 681 00:38:33,234 --> 00:38:34,968 Something I can help you gentlemen with? 682 00:38:35,969 --> 00:38:38,003 Looking for an old friend. 683 00:38:38,005 --> 00:38:40,238 First name, Wilbur, last name, Wallace. 684 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:44,076 You mean, Lights? Check the D&B across the street. 685 00:38:44,078 --> 00:38:46,111 He likes to get his shots up before lunch. 686 00:38:46,113 --> 00:38:49,348 Yeah, that is Lights. See, that's what I am talking about. 687 00:38:49,350 --> 00:38:50,982 Somebody actually practicing. 688 00:38:53,253 --> 00:38:55,320 Oh! 689 00:38:55,322 --> 00:38:59,126 Yeah, that's it. - Swish! - Oh, that was all net. 690 00:39:01,695 --> 00:39:03,930 - Good job. - Boom, baby! 691 00:39:06,032 --> 00:39:09,334 Buckets. Girl, you should've seen me back in the day. 692 00:39:09,336 --> 00:39:12,371 Whoo-hoo! Well, how'd I do? 693 00:39:12,373 --> 00:39:15,474 It's the highest score of the year, Lights. That means you buying drinks, right? 694 00:39:15,476 --> 00:39:18,710 That's exactly what that means. Means she's too nice to tell 695 00:39:18,712 --> 00:39:22,215 a old turkey like yourself the truth. Wait a minute. 696 00:39:23,216 --> 00:39:26,283 Drew! - Lights. - Drew! 697 00:39:26,285 --> 00:39:29,019 What's going on, man? I'm right here, I'm right here. 698 00:39:29,021 --> 00:39:31,288 What's going on? Okay, now. 699 00:39:31,290 --> 00:39:34,958 How's the release? Oh, come on, Drew. Just get me to my spot. 700 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,560 Once a shooter, always a shooter. 701 00:39:36,562 --> 00:39:38,962 What do you mean, "Once a shooter, always a shooter"? 702 00:39:38,964 --> 00:39:40,063 This dude shot nothin' but bricks. 703 00:39:40,065 --> 00:39:44,335 Damn, Preach. I didn't even notice you over here. 704 00:39:44,337 --> 00:39:47,137 Who else did you roll in here with? He's right there. 705 00:39:47,139 --> 00:39:50,473 Hey, man. Brother! Okay, this is my personal space. Sorry. 706 00:39:50,475 --> 00:39:53,576 Now, I got a question, because I've been seeing a lot since I've been here. 707 00:39:53,578 --> 00:39:56,579 Are you blind? Legally or actually? 708 00:39:56,581 --> 00:39:59,149 That don't even make any... You know something? 709 00:39:59,151 --> 00:40:02,986 I'mma... I'mma chill out. Drew, can I talk to you for five seconds? 710 00:40:02,988 --> 00:40:06,489 Yeah, yeah. You chill out. Trying to find my boy, Boots. 711 00:40:06,491 --> 00:40:09,459 Oh, I'm Maya. Boots is my grandfather. 712 00:40:09,461 --> 00:40:12,462 Oh. Boots. Great to meet you, Maya. 713 00:40:12,464 --> 00:40:14,098 Where's the little shrimp, anyway? 714 00:40:14,766 --> 00:40:17,402 Not good, Drew. Not good. 715 00:40:19,771 --> 00:40:21,038 Grandpa. 716 00:40:22,306 --> 00:40:25,209 Grandpa, you have some friends here to see you. 717 00:40:27,344 --> 00:40:29,280 Right over there. You want to say hi? 718 00:40:42,460 --> 00:40:46,228 Heads up, little man. Yeah. O.G. 719 00:40:46,230 --> 00:40:48,264 - He still got it. - Yeah. 720 00:40:49,232 --> 00:40:53,102 There he is. How you doing, Boots? Ah, man. 721 00:40:55,371 --> 00:40:57,373 Band back together, huh? 722 00:40:59,275 --> 00:41:01,142 Nah, I love you, too, bro. 723 00:41:01,144 --> 00:41:03,511 It's good to see you now. 724 00:41:03,513 --> 00:41:06,247 Hey, little lady, everything okay? 725 00:41:06,249 --> 00:41:08,483 It's just been years since he smiled like that, 726 00:41:08,485 --> 00:41:10,384 and even longer since he tried to stand. 727 00:41:10,386 --> 00:41:13,554 Excuse me. You said this man hasn't walked in years? 728 00:41:13,556 --> 00:41:16,424 Yeah. A lot of years. Look here, Drew. I ain't trying to break up 729 00:41:16,426 --> 00:41:19,427 your bromance, brother, but, come on. It's no time for that, youngblood. 730 00:41:19,429 --> 00:41:21,194 Gotta get Boots here packed and ready to go. 731 00:41:21,196 --> 00:41:24,164 I'm sorry. Packed for what and ready to go where? 732 00:41:24,166 --> 00:41:26,534 You didn't think that we was gonna leave here without him, did you? 733 00:41:26,536 --> 00:41:30,070 Okay, look, Drew, right? - Uncle Drew. - Uncle Drew. 734 00:41:30,072 --> 00:41:32,007 Can I just talk to you for a second over here, please? 735 00:41:33,208 --> 00:41:35,408 Okay, here's the deal. I am all for him getting a break from this place 736 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:37,444 'cause, quite frankly, I could use one, too. 737 00:41:37,446 --> 00:41:41,481 But his doctors have him on a full psychiatric lockdown. 738 00:41:41,483 --> 00:41:44,651 So, that means no trips. Just means we gotta break him out. 739 00:41:44,653 --> 00:41:48,555 No, that's illegal. Break out? Do you even hear yourself? 740 00:41:48,557 --> 00:41:51,493 You are insane! You're the coach, ain't you? Figure it out. 741 00:41:53,328 --> 00:41:55,294 Now, look, everybody. Just like on the court, 742 00:41:55,296 --> 00:41:58,498 - it's all about timing. - Okay. And I got the plan. Here we go. 743 00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:00,499 Lights, I need you to go in, and I need you 744 00:42:00,501 --> 00:42:04,303 to distract these nurses here and here. Once that happens, Preacher, 745 00:42:04,305 --> 00:42:06,438 I need you to go in and penetrate. Right? 746 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,407 All the way to the psych ward and set a back pick... 747 00:42:08,409 --> 00:42:10,109 - What is a back pick? - ...on the security guard. 748 00:42:10,111 --> 00:42:12,878 But make sure you do that, a good pick. A good forward does a good pick, 749 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:14,014 and that's what I need you to do. 750 00:42:14,016 --> 00:42:16,582 Once that happens, Drew, you're my all-star, brother. 751 00:42:16,584 --> 00:42:20,386 I need you to sneak in there, right, and get Boots undiscreetly... 752 00:42:20,388 --> 00:42:22,588 - Undiscreetly? - ...take him to the freight elevator all the way to the roof. 753 00:42:22,590 --> 00:42:25,491 You know he's in a wheelchair? Once you get to the roof, guess who's there? Me. 754 00:42:25,493 --> 00:42:27,593 Your boy. I'mma have a rope... Rope? 755 00:42:27,595 --> 00:42:30,261 What do we do with that rope? We tie the rope securely on the wheelchair. 756 00:42:30,263 --> 00:42:33,331 We will lower him down - nice and slow... - Whoa, lower? 757 00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:37,168 Until... Who is it? 758 00:42:37,170 --> 00:42:40,471 You know, I don't mind you being here, but I had to draw all this up 759 00:42:40,473 --> 00:42:44,144 for you just to roll down here on your own? Look, just get in the van. 760 00:42:49,716 --> 00:42:51,384 Pure magic. 761 00:42:54,688 --> 00:42:57,187 Think I don't know what you're up to, little man? 762 00:42:57,189 --> 00:43:00,660 You think you're slick, don't you? This ain't nothing but a full-court press. 763 00:43:01,595 --> 00:43:04,363 I'll just take your rook, boom! 764 00:43:09,635 --> 00:43:12,536 Hold up. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 765 00:43:12,538 --> 00:43:15,372 Run that back, man. Run that back. Double or nothing this time. 766 00:43:15,374 --> 00:43:19,242 Double or nothing this time. So, you sure you really wanna do this? 767 00:43:19,244 --> 00:43:21,244 You know, this van is full of old people, 768 00:43:21,246 --> 00:43:23,180 and it's already smelling like pee and Poligrip. 769 00:43:23,182 --> 00:43:27,651 That is true. But I wanna see my grandpa happy, you know? 770 00:43:27,653 --> 00:43:30,354 Why do they call your grandpa Boots? Well, it's an interesting story. 771 00:43:30,356 --> 00:43:33,523 He wore the same worn out pair of kicks every time he stepped foot on the court. 772 00:43:33,525 --> 00:43:35,459 He refused to play in anything else. 773 00:43:35,461 --> 00:43:38,396 He would tell people that they were his work boots. 774 00:43:39,464 --> 00:43:42,498 You know, I think it's really sweet what you're doing for them. 775 00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:44,333 We all need something to look forward to, 776 00:43:44,335 --> 00:43:46,535 even if it is just a pipe dream. 777 00:43:46,537 --> 00:43:49,639 What do you mean, pipe dream? Uncle Drew is the real deal. 778 00:43:49,641 --> 00:43:52,308 Yeah, but you don't actually think they could win, do you? 779 00:43:52,310 --> 00:43:55,745 I mean, that's what makes it so sweet, is that you're doing it anyway. 780 00:43:55,747 --> 00:43:57,446 You're basically just setting 781 00:43:57,448 --> 00:44:00,183 $5,000 on fire to see them happy. 782 00:44:02,420 --> 00:44:05,286 If you ask me, that's pretty noble. 783 00:44:05,288 --> 00:44:09,326 Exactly who I am, you know? Dax the Noble. 784 00:44:12,730 --> 00:44:15,497 We got a blind guy, a guy who can't even walk, 785 00:44:15,499 --> 00:44:18,233 and a preacher who still keep a perm in his head. 786 00:44:18,235 --> 00:44:21,269 What's wrong with this next guy? You wanna tell him or should we? 787 00:44:21,271 --> 00:44:23,605 Tell me what? Don't even worry about it. 788 00:44:23,607 --> 00:44:26,341 Oh. Sure you don't want us to go with you? 789 00:44:26,343 --> 00:44:29,411 Some songs are best sung solo. 790 00:44:29,413 --> 00:44:32,447 Dibs on the van if he actually kills you. 791 00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:39,556 Hold stance. 792 00:44:48,597 --> 00:44:51,799 Remember, my young grasshoppers, without the proper focus, 793 00:44:51,801 --> 00:44:54,501 you will never truly master your mind and body. 794 00:44:54,503 --> 00:44:55,803 Yes, Sifu. 795 00:44:58,007 --> 00:45:00,374 It is also important to remember, 796 00:45:00,376 --> 00:45:03,644 without a good defense, your offense means nothing. 797 00:45:03,646 --> 00:45:05,746 Yes, Sifu. 798 00:45:05,748 --> 00:45:08,818 Now, go in peace. Get out of here. 799 00:45:16,058 --> 00:45:18,624 Look like a scene out of Game of Death. 800 00:45:18,626 --> 00:45:20,894 All these years, and you still ain't figured out 801 00:45:20,896 --> 00:45:24,865 that the best defense is good offense, huh? It's good to see you, Big Fella. 802 00:45:25,901 --> 00:45:28,735 - Oh, my God, they're fighting. - What happened? - Okay. - Go get him. 803 00:45:28,737 --> 00:45:30,238 Drew got knocked out, man. 804 00:45:31,506 --> 00:45:35,408 I got to be the getaway driver. I brought my driving gloves. 805 00:45:35,410 --> 00:45:38,780 That dude is a giant. Best drop step in the business. 806 00:45:40,582 --> 00:45:42,815 Sup, Big Fella? 807 00:45:42,817 --> 00:45:45,385 That sucker punch is the first free throw you ever made. 808 00:45:49,590 --> 00:45:50,923 Putting the team back together. 809 00:45:50,925 --> 00:45:53,893 I can't do that unless you're on board. 810 00:45:53,895 --> 00:45:56,428 How about we play one-on-one for it? 811 00:45:56,430 --> 00:45:59,831 Can't always play your way out your problems. 812 00:45:59,833 --> 00:46:03,368 It's worked out pretty good so far. - Has it though? - Okay, okay. Hey, hey. 813 00:46:03,370 --> 00:46:06,338 Time out! Large karate man, excuse me. 814 00:46:06,340 --> 00:46:08,673 You look like Wolverine's grandfather. 815 00:46:08,675 --> 00:46:10,675 That's none of my business, that's your look. 816 00:46:10,677 --> 00:46:13,712 Okay, I get it. Uncle Drew is annoying. 817 00:46:13,714 --> 00:46:16,782 He's been getting on my nerves for the last few days. 818 00:46:16,784 --> 00:46:18,884 So, you don't have to do this for him, that's cool. 819 00:46:18,886 --> 00:46:22,821 But what about the rest of these cats? One last time around the block, Big Fella. 820 00:46:22,823 --> 00:46:25,422 What about Lights? In the van with Boots. 821 00:46:25,424 --> 00:46:26,457 Boots? 822 00:46:33,900 --> 00:46:37,701 I'll sweeten the deal for you. You can do whatever you want to this man. 823 00:46:37,703 --> 00:46:39,136 - Wait, what? - You can slap him, 824 00:46:39,138 --> 00:46:42,840 you could karate chop him, you can nunchuck him. Knock him out again, kick him. 825 00:46:42,842 --> 00:46:46,710 Okay, you can have a step show on his old ass body. 826 00:46:46,712 --> 00:46:49,414 I don't care. But come play with us, man. 827 00:46:50,550 --> 00:46:51,584 Come on, man. 828 00:46:57,824 --> 00:47:00,991 I mean, what does that mean in kung fu? Is that a yes? 829 00:47:00,993 --> 00:47:02,725 Yeah, he's coming. 830 00:47:02,727 --> 00:47:05,962 Yes. We got a giant on our team! 831 00:47:05,964 --> 00:47:09,866 And I hope he can play basketball. Hey, man, what are you doing, man? 832 00:47:09,868 --> 00:47:12,802 You ain't supposed to be behind the wheel. I'm the getaway driver. 833 00:47:12,804 --> 00:47:15,405 What you mean, you the getaway driver? Dude, we ain't rob a bank. 834 00:47:15,407 --> 00:47:17,841 I got this, young fella, I got this. Oh, come on now, Lights, 835 00:47:17,843 --> 00:47:18,675 you know you're not supposed to be driving. 836 00:47:18,677 --> 00:47:21,778 Come on, man. Not even a block or two? 837 00:47:21,780 --> 00:47:23,682 No, no, you can't drive. 838 00:47:25,984 --> 00:47:27,616 Is that who I think it is? 839 00:47:29,955 --> 00:47:32,454 Where the hell she come from? 840 00:47:32,456 --> 00:47:34,556 - What's happening? What? - Betty Lou is happening. 841 00:47:34,558 --> 00:47:36,993 - Come on. - Why are we scared? - Who is Betty Lou? - That's my wife. 842 00:47:36,995 --> 00:47:38,694 I wasn't supposed to leave the house. 843 00:47:38,696 --> 00:47:40,629 Come on, Lights. You gotta get out the car now. 844 00:47:40,631 --> 00:47:43,732 - Drew, it's stuck. - Wait, where is Big Fella? Come on, we gotta move. 845 00:47:43,734 --> 00:47:46,435 Shut up, I'm not talking to you. Come on now, Betty Lou's coming. 846 00:47:46,437 --> 00:47:47,972 - Who? - Betty Lou's coming. 847 00:47:48,739 --> 00:47:52,007 I'm gonna kill him. Lights, don't worry about the seat belt. 848 00:47:52,009 --> 00:47:55,043 - I can drive? - Gas it before she kill us! Not a scratch, you hear me? 849 00:47:55,045 --> 00:47:56,510 I got you, Drew. 850 00:48:00,617 --> 00:48:02,985 - Buckle up. - Punch it, fool! Whoo-hoo! 851 00:48:02,987 --> 00:48:06,654 You're going the wrong way! You're going in reverse! 852 00:48:06,656 --> 00:48:09,057 Lights, turn, turn! 853 00:48:11,061 --> 00:48:14,629 Lights! One voice, all right? 854 00:48:14,631 --> 00:48:16,566 Ears can't take all that hollering. 855 00:48:18,935 --> 00:48:21,068 Incoming! 856 00:48:23,539 --> 00:48:25,539 You got a old pickup to your left. Just curl around it 857 00:48:25,541 --> 00:48:26,641 like you're jumping off to your spot. 858 00:48:31,247 --> 00:48:32,646 Brace for impact! 859 00:48:37,020 --> 00:48:40,553 Jesus, take the wheel. - Pull over! - No! 860 00:48:40,555 --> 00:48:42,622 You don't know who you're messing with, hobbit! 861 00:48:42,624 --> 00:48:44,658 I'm not a hobbit, lady! I'm a man! 862 00:48:46,962 --> 00:48:48,997 Hit the freeway! She won't drive on no highway! 863 00:48:49,831 --> 00:48:52,834 Spin it to win it. What? 864 00:49:05,681 --> 00:49:08,614 Oh, y'all want me to keep driving? No! 865 00:49:08,616 --> 00:49:10,984 I thought I did okay myself. 866 00:49:20,695 --> 00:49:21,896 Here goes nothing. 867 00:49:36,609 --> 00:49:39,011 Let's go, ladies. On the bus. On the bus. 868 00:49:39,013 --> 00:49:42,714 Hey, hey, Coach. Excuse me. How you doin', man? Dax Winslow, brother. 869 00:49:42,716 --> 00:49:44,649 Are these girls just wearing uniforms 870 00:49:44,651 --> 00:49:46,619 just to be wearing them? Or are they any good? 871 00:49:47,821 --> 00:49:49,620 You're not from around here, are you? 872 00:49:49,622 --> 00:49:52,757 Two time, back-to-back state champions. 873 00:49:52,759 --> 00:49:54,692 I got $100 that say my guys 874 00:49:54,694 --> 00:49:57,929 right here could destroy these prom queens. 875 00:49:57,931 --> 00:50:00,331 You got life insurance policies on these guys, right? 876 00:50:00,333 --> 00:50:02,734 Hopefully, you got their parents' permission. 877 00:50:02,736 --> 00:50:05,772 It would be impolite of me not to take your bet. 878 00:50:06,339 --> 00:50:08,873 - $100, man. - Sold. 879 00:50:08,875 --> 00:50:11,109 Look, guys, we need to practice, okay? 880 00:50:11,111 --> 00:50:15,013 What do you mean? Right now? Look, this might be the only opportunity we get. 881 00:50:15,015 --> 00:50:17,881 What about Grandpa? You know he can't actually play, right? 882 00:50:17,883 --> 00:50:20,018 Yeah, I figured the little hobbit could take his spot. 883 00:50:20,020 --> 00:50:22,086 Look here, Papa Smurf, okay? Nobody asked you. 884 00:50:22,088 --> 00:50:23,954 And, look, if we just gotta play with four people, 885 00:50:23,956 --> 00:50:25,022 then we'll do just four-on-four. 886 00:50:25,024 --> 00:50:28,759 We got one day, one damn day, until the Rucker. 887 00:50:28,761 --> 00:50:31,795 We need to be prepared. Meet me outside, guys. 888 00:50:31,797 --> 00:50:35,599 Come on, Big Fella. Let's go, Trojans. Match up, now. 889 00:50:37,803 --> 00:50:41,071 Pass the ball. I'm open! Pass the ball! 890 00:50:41,073 --> 00:50:44,007 Yeah, Preach. Oh, yeah. 891 00:50:44,009 --> 00:50:47,545 Make it rain! That's a ladies' ball. 892 00:50:48,113 --> 00:50:49,212 I'm open. 893 00:50:52,917 --> 00:50:54,018 Come on. 894 00:50:57,389 --> 00:50:58,589 Wait a minute. 895 00:51:00,024 --> 00:51:03,092 Come on, guys, come on! - Get down. - Pass the ball. 896 00:51:03,094 --> 00:51:06,729 Hurry up! Move those old bodies! 897 00:51:06,731 --> 00:51:07,799 Let me get some of that. 898 00:51:08,833 --> 00:51:11,167 Wave me over. Match up. Up top, up top. 899 00:51:11,169 --> 00:51:13,570 Oh, this is bringing back memories now! 900 00:51:14,205 --> 00:51:17,008 Goddamn! Big Fella! 901 00:51:17,775 --> 00:51:18,608 You mother... 902 00:51:21,179 --> 00:51:24,113 Not exactly what you were expecting, huh? No, they are garbage. 903 00:51:24,115 --> 00:51:26,182 Yeah, but they're smiling. 904 00:51:26,184 --> 00:51:29,951 I mean, that's gotta count for something, right? Look at these guys. I mean, 905 00:51:29,953 --> 00:51:32,921 Lights couldn't make a basket if he had a braille trail to it. 906 00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:36,124 Raindrop! Big Fella and Uncle Drew, they're talkin'. 907 00:51:36,126 --> 00:51:39,861 - You're not open to me. - Pass the ball, Kobe. Come on, guys! 908 00:51:39,863 --> 00:51:43,832 I got it. Lights out, baby. Wait a minute. 909 00:51:43,834 --> 00:51:46,968 You see? That's good basketball. Barbeque chicken, barbeque chicken. 910 00:51:46,970 --> 00:51:50,173 Lobster in the house. Big Fella! There you go! There you go! 911 00:51:51,707 --> 00:51:53,009 Better step out. 912 00:51:54,010 --> 00:51:57,278 - Come on. - Time out! See the way they move without the ball? 913 00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:00,148 They're all connected as one. Reminds me of us back in the day. 914 00:52:00,150 --> 00:52:04,084 Of us? If they score one more point, fellas, that's it. 915 00:52:04,086 --> 00:52:05,953 Come on, Drew, you told me these dudes can play. 916 00:52:05,955 --> 00:52:09,056 This guy right here can't even see. Look, I'm standing here doing this. 917 00:52:09,058 --> 00:52:12,759 He don't even know I'm doing that. Okay? And this dude, he's a karate man. 918 00:52:12,761 --> 00:52:13,961 He's meditating right now. 919 00:52:13,963 --> 00:52:16,897 Y'all gotta get it together. Drew, it's on you now, man. 920 00:52:16,899 --> 00:52:19,133 Stop passing the ball. 921 00:52:19,135 --> 00:52:22,169 You are the lead singer, the leader of this team. 922 00:52:22,171 --> 00:52:24,704 You are Gladys Knight and these dudes are the Pips. 923 00:52:24,706 --> 00:52:27,074 It's just a scrimmage, youngblood. That's all it is. 924 00:52:27,076 --> 00:52:29,178 It's not just a scrimmage! Okay? 925 00:52:31,012 --> 00:52:34,714 Look, I bet $100 on the game. - What? - What am I supposed to do? 926 00:52:34,716 --> 00:52:35,848 Man, we don't have no more gas left. 927 00:52:35,850 --> 00:52:37,817 We're just runnin' on fumes. What you want me to do? 928 00:52:37,819 --> 00:52:41,787 Look, guys, they need to score one more time. Just stop 'em. 929 00:52:41,789 --> 00:52:44,790 You're really tall. Just put your arms up, they're little girls. 930 00:52:52,066 --> 00:52:53,201 Come on, man! 931 00:52:55,203 --> 00:53:00,805 Good job, guys. Stayin' alive, breathing. Good effort. 932 00:53:00,807 --> 00:53:04,210 Great teamwork, girls. Great teamwork. Good game, good game. 933 00:53:04,212 --> 00:53:05,280 Good game, ladies. 934 00:53:06,947 --> 00:53:10,784 Hey, Coach. Pleasure doing business with you. 935 00:53:14,354 --> 00:53:18,225 Yeah. Me and the fellas teamed up to take care of that for you. 936 00:53:19,092 --> 00:53:22,095 I just don't understand why you ain't ask us for the gas money? 937 00:53:23,830 --> 00:53:26,965 It's not a big deal. Just had to tell us. 938 00:53:26,967 --> 00:53:28,233 And, remember, 939 00:53:28,235 --> 00:53:31,205 Gladys Knight ain't nothing without the Pips. 940 00:53:38,212 --> 00:53:41,246 Listen, Drew, I really appreciate you guys 941 00:53:41,248 --> 00:53:44,982 having my back back there, right? But that doesn't take away from the fact 942 00:53:44,984 --> 00:53:47,818 that we got our butts kicked by some teenage girls. 943 00:53:47,820 --> 00:53:48,953 Matter of fact, maybe we should look 944 00:53:48,955 --> 00:53:51,157 - to get some more players. - Forget that, youngblood. 945 00:53:52,358 --> 00:53:54,260 My roster, my team. 946 00:54:02,001 --> 00:54:03,202 Mind if we talk for a minute? 947 00:54:06,205 --> 00:54:10,008 I was thinking about the way we used to run pick and roll. Might make sense if... 948 00:54:15,046 --> 00:54:16,081 Fine. 949 00:54:18,250 --> 00:54:19,949 Everything good back there, Preach? 950 00:54:19,951 --> 00:54:22,754 Just thinking about my Betty Lou is all. 951 00:54:23,955 --> 00:54:26,057 You'll be back in her arms before you know it. 952 00:54:59,923 --> 00:55:02,090 Yes! It may have took us a while to get here, 953 00:55:02,092 --> 00:55:05,060 but we are finally here at the Rucker. 954 00:55:05,062 --> 00:55:08,964 Some of the greatest basketball players you've ever seen have played in this... 955 00:55:08,966 --> 00:55:10,900 You mind giving us a minute, youngblood? 956 00:55:12,303 --> 00:55:14,871 Okay. Sure. 957 00:55:17,408 --> 00:55:18,941 We're here, fellas. 958 00:55:20,910 --> 00:55:21,811 Oh, man. 959 00:55:25,048 --> 00:55:28,983 I played on damn near every outdoor court in the country over the years, 960 00:55:28,985 --> 00:55:31,118 but battling between the lines, 961 00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:33,954 with you fellas here, always felt like home. 962 00:55:33,956 --> 00:55:36,125 Feel you, Drew. I feel you. 963 00:55:37,327 --> 00:55:39,295 I got each of you a little something. 964 00:55:43,433 --> 00:55:47,368 Now, I know you never liked the way they looked, 965 00:55:47,370 --> 00:55:49,838 but Doc put a lens in there for a reason. 966 00:55:53,676 --> 00:55:57,379 Take your time, now. Now, go help him put it on. Put it on. 967 00:56:03,352 --> 00:56:05,952 Why didn't y'all say anything? 968 00:56:08,123 --> 00:56:12,992 Man, y'all look so... So old. 969 00:56:12,994 --> 00:56:14,527 I think he can see. 970 00:56:14,529 --> 00:56:19,332 And, Preach. That face! 971 00:56:19,334 --> 00:56:22,968 I can see! Lights out, baby! 972 00:56:22,970 --> 00:56:24,337 Whoo-hoo! 973 00:56:24,339 --> 00:56:28,273 Oh, yeah! Yeah, Drew. 974 00:56:28,275 --> 00:56:30,378 Welcome home, Lights. Welcome home. 975 00:56:31,312 --> 00:56:33,345 I know you remember this one. 976 00:56:33,347 --> 00:56:36,150 Gave it to me when we was nine. 977 00:56:37,418 --> 00:56:40,152 You told me... Told you it would give you a strength 978 00:56:40,154 --> 00:56:42,087 you didn't even know that you had. 979 00:56:42,089 --> 00:56:45,926 And it did. Now it's your turn. 980 00:56:58,372 --> 00:57:01,372 Oh, come finish this, Preach. Come finish it. 981 00:57:01,374 --> 00:57:04,475 All right, Preacher! Aw, yeah, baby. 982 00:57:04,477 --> 00:57:07,447 Boots, you ain't think I forgot about you, did you? 983 00:57:08,448 --> 00:57:10,548 Left 'em back in the van in '68. 984 00:57:10,550 --> 00:57:12,952 Figured they might still got a little spring to 'em. 985 00:57:18,024 --> 00:57:19,058 Yeah. 986 00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:22,462 Just like you left 'em. Hmm? 987 00:57:30,002 --> 00:57:31,003 I love you, too, bruh. 988 00:57:32,372 --> 00:57:36,006 Easy now. Let's see if they fit before you start 989 00:57:36,008 --> 00:57:38,010 going and getting all emotional on me. 990 00:57:53,258 --> 00:57:54,326 No, wait. Is he... 991 00:57:56,094 --> 00:57:57,362 He can't get up. He... 992 00:58:05,036 --> 00:58:06,438 Yeah. Yeah. 993 00:58:07,573 --> 00:58:09,006 Oh, nice. 994 00:58:10,374 --> 00:58:12,410 Look as good as the first time you put 'em on. 995 00:58:20,184 --> 00:58:23,118 Yeah. Yeah, Bootsie! 996 00:58:25,256 --> 00:58:27,289 That's it, Boots. That's it. 997 00:58:27,291 --> 00:58:30,994 Kinda like breathing. Couldn't forget how even if you tried. 998 00:58:38,101 --> 00:58:40,036 I saved the best for last. 999 00:58:44,107 --> 00:58:47,408 Brick City Two-on-Two Tournament, when we was 15 years old. 1000 00:58:47,410 --> 00:58:50,046 First tournament we ever won together. 1001 00:59:04,494 --> 00:59:06,028 Yeah. 1002 00:59:11,133 --> 00:59:14,303 This ain't no apology. Don't even try it. 1003 00:59:23,212 --> 00:59:25,581 Big Fella. Big Fella. 1004 00:59:32,588 --> 00:59:35,355 Hey, Jess. Come on, open up, it's me. It's Dax. 1005 00:59:35,357 --> 00:59:38,325 Yeah, I got a team now. I really think we got a chance. 1006 00:59:38,327 --> 00:59:41,193 Did it ever occur to you to call first? 1007 00:59:41,195 --> 00:59:42,896 It did occur to me to call first. 1008 00:59:42,898 --> 00:59:45,264 But I couldn't because you cut my cell phone off. 1009 00:59:45,266 --> 00:59:48,267 That's because I broke up with your pathetic ass. 1010 00:59:48,269 --> 00:59:49,302 But you know what? 1011 00:59:49,304 --> 00:59:52,338 My new boyfriend, he took care of everything. 1012 00:59:52,340 --> 00:59:54,609 Wait, what you mean, you got a new boyfriend? We just broke up... 1013 00:59:56,344 --> 00:59:59,645 Hey, what's up? What's that facial expression? 1014 00:59:59,647 --> 01:00:03,382 You look like someone just took your girl. Oh, that's right. 1015 01:00:03,384 --> 01:00:06,218 Oh, I think that's what happened, though. Yeah. 1016 01:00:06,220 --> 01:00:09,589 Sorry we couldn't hear you knocking - 'cause we was in the shower. - Mmm-hmm. 1017 01:00:09,591 --> 01:00:11,757 We weren't gettin' clean, were we? No, we weren't. 1018 01:00:11,759 --> 01:00:15,226 - No, we were getting dirty. - Dirty. You so dirty. 1019 01:00:15,228 --> 01:00:17,162 Y'all know I'm standing here, right? 1020 01:00:17,164 --> 01:00:19,532 Can I just get my uniforms and get out of here? - Uniforms? - Uniforms. 1021 01:00:19,534 --> 01:00:22,233 - How come? - I got a team. - You got a team? - Yes. 1022 01:00:22,235 --> 01:00:25,337 - Aw, that's cute, bruh. - Mmm-hmm. 1023 01:00:25,339 --> 01:00:26,671 - That's real cute. - Here ya go. 1024 01:00:26,673 --> 01:00:29,507 Good luck. Hey, will you cook me breakfast? 1025 01:00:29,509 --> 01:00:32,444 Mmm, I'll make you an omelet, boo. Oh, I'mma scramble your eggs. 1026 01:00:32,446 --> 01:00:35,347 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, 1027 01:00:35,349 --> 01:00:37,515 to the Rucker 50th Tournament of Champions. 1028 01:00:37,517 --> 01:00:40,251 I am yours truly, Duke Tango. 1029 01:00:40,253 --> 01:00:42,387 Today we bring you the best of the best 1030 01:00:42,389 --> 01:00:45,624 of the Rucker crowd and $100,000. 1031 01:00:45,626 --> 01:00:47,959 That's right, $100,000, 1032 01:00:47,961 --> 01:00:51,696 and it's all here in Harlem, US of A! 1033 01:00:51,698 --> 01:00:55,532 This is where it happens. This will make you, this will break you. 1034 01:00:55,534 --> 01:00:57,668 Here we go! Game one. 1035 01:00:57,670 --> 01:01:00,404 Hilltop Mavericks versus Homecourt Advantage. 1036 01:01:00,406 --> 01:01:03,507 Let's do this! Let's do this! Oh, yeah! 1037 01:01:42,013 --> 01:01:45,515 It's one of those days when the crowd is a little thin. 1038 01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:52,789 Now, is it me or is it empty in here? 1039 01:01:52,791 --> 01:01:54,657 Nah, Preach, it ain't you. 1040 01:01:54,659 --> 01:01:57,660 We used to ball out in front of twice as many people. 1041 01:01:57,662 --> 01:02:01,030 Youngblood, I don't know about this name. Bruh, I'm straight from Chocolate City. 1042 01:02:01,032 --> 01:02:03,032 Yeah, I think, guys, it's more about where we are now... 1043 01:02:03,034 --> 01:02:05,333 Stop! Look, it's not about the name. 1044 01:02:05,335 --> 01:02:07,869 We don't have a fifth player, guys. 1045 01:02:07,871 --> 01:02:11,406 If we don't get nobody else, we gotta forfeit. We need Big Fella. Where is he at? 1046 01:02:11,408 --> 01:02:14,743 He'll be here. Yeah, but what if he's not? 1047 01:02:14,745 --> 01:02:17,279 I'm pretty sure those basketball shoes. 1048 01:02:17,281 --> 01:02:20,615 Although, your calf-to-shoe ratio is not all that great. 1049 01:02:20,617 --> 01:02:22,784 Yeah, and his body's really bad. It's not built for jumping. 1050 01:02:22,786 --> 01:02:25,754 Okay. Okay. Let me tell y'all something... I don't play basketball. 1051 01:02:25,756 --> 01:02:28,489 And, yes, my calves don't match my body. 1052 01:02:28,491 --> 01:02:29,825 I done had these calves since I was seven. 1053 01:02:29,827 --> 01:02:30,926 Went to a doctor, saw somebody, and he was, like, 1054 01:02:30,928 --> 01:02:33,061 "Hey, man, we don't know what we can do about it." 1055 01:02:33,063 --> 01:02:35,496 Yes! He is here. 1056 01:02:35,498 --> 01:02:39,067 The Black Messiah. Grandfather. Okay. 1057 01:02:39,069 --> 01:02:41,669 - Don't. He is here... - He's here. Everybody get on the court. 1058 01:02:41,671 --> 01:02:43,738 Let's go. 1059 01:02:47,744 --> 01:02:50,845 What are you doing? Move! Something you wanna say to me? 1060 01:02:50,847 --> 01:02:54,315 We're in the middle of a game! Can we get some help out here? 1061 01:02:54,317 --> 01:02:55,683 I don't know what's going on 1062 01:02:55,685 --> 01:02:58,384 at the half court position, but it ain't helping 'em. Are they fighting? 1063 01:02:58,386 --> 01:03:01,387 I'm not running down until you say it. - Say what? - You know what. 1064 01:03:01,389 --> 01:03:03,590 I'm not talking about her. Hey, hey, hey, timeout. 1065 01:03:03,592 --> 01:03:07,527 Yo, yo, yo! Hey, hey. Come here, bring it in. What are you two doing? 1066 01:03:07,529 --> 01:03:10,430 I ain't run out on my old lady just so we can come out here and play like this. 1067 01:03:10,432 --> 01:03:12,766 I'm out. Hey, nah, you're not going nowhere, Drew. 1068 01:03:12,768 --> 01:03:15,568 You will stay right here. And I don't know what you two are doing. 1069 01:03:15,570 --> 01:03:17,971 You said you wanna teach the kids how to play the game the right way. 1070 01:03:17,973 --> 01:03:21,107 But this is not the right way, arguin' with your teammate. 1071 01:03:21,109 --> 01:03:24,377 Let's play some basketball! We are a team. 1072 01:03:24,379 --> 01:03:26,579 Bring it in, guys. Come on. 1073 01:03:26,581 --> 01:03:29,381 Whatever y'all got going on, work it out after the game. 1074 01:03:29,383 --> 01:03:32,351 Bring it in. Harlem Money on three. 1075 01:03:32,353 --> 01:03:34,555 - One... - Let's go get this money, man. Come on. 1076 01:03:34,890 --> 01:03:37,724 Well, just play. Back to live action, 1077 01:03:37,726 --> 01:03:40,160 here we go! This is Boots with the ball. 1078 01:03:40,162 --> 01:03:44,964 Over to my man, Uncle. Uncle Drew, yes! Uncle Drew! 1079 01:03:44,966 --> 01:03:47,466 This is The Mosquito with the handle. 1080 01:03:47,468 --> 01:03:49,770 Oh, no, no, no! Steal away for Uncle! 1081 01:03:51,872 --> 01:03:52,873 Look at the handle. 1082 01:03:57,578 --> 01:03:59,613 75 years old and still can't admit it. 1083 01:04:06,787 --> 01:04:08,452 Selfish son of a bitch. 1084 01:04:08,454 --> 01:04:10,823 Uncle Drew doing it once again. 1085 01:04:12,625 --> 01:04:16,563 It's the third period, baby. The Uncle Drew Show continues. 1086 01:04:25,638 --> 01:04:27,705 Harlem Money is running away with this one. 1087 01:04:27,707 --> 01:04:30,608 Another basket and they will be going to the next round. 1088 01:04:30,610 --> 01:04:33,611 How come you just can't admit you messed up? We hardly even knew her. 1089 01:04:33,613 --> 01:04:35,780 Matter of fact, I bet you can't even remember her dang name. 1090 01:04:35,782 --> 01:04:37,782 You don't remember her dang name? 1091 01:04:39,919 --> 01:04:41,551 I married her, punk. 1092 01:04:45,892 --> 01:04:49,759 Come on, baby. Come on. You really wanna make this right? 1093 01:04:49,761 --> 01:04:50,930 Stop running from the truth. 1094 01:05:08,580 --> 01:05:11,781 Can't believe you ended up marrying her anyway. 1095 01:05:11,783 --> 01:05:14,518 Can't believe you slept with her the night before the finals. 1096 01:05:17,622 --> 01:05:18,790 I loved her. 1097 01:05:19,858 --> 01:05:22,894 I don't know if you knew this, but... Yeah, I knew. 1098 01:05:23,895 --> 01:05:25,995 I always knew. 1099 01:05:25,997 --> 01:05:29,232 Spent five decades pretending like I didn't. 1100 01:05:29,234 --> 01:05:32,001 But I saw the way you looked at her when she walked in the park. 1101 01:05:32,003 --> 01:05:33,804 So, why'd you do it, then? 1102 01:05:36,607 --> 01:05:37,842 I loved her, too. 1103 01:05:41,679 --> 01:05:44,649 Look, Big Fella, I'm sorry. 1104 01:05:47,952 --> 01:05:50,453 I've been sorry my whole damn life. 1105 01:05:52,555 --> 01:05:55,692 You mean that? I mean that with everything I got. 1106 01:05:59,096 --> 01:06:01,631 If I can go back and change it, I would. 1107 01:06:02,732 --> 01:06:03,800 Believe me. 1108 01:06:12,676 --> 01:06:16,543 I need you to feed me. Excuse me? 1109 01:06:16,545 --> 01:06:19,950 You may not understand this, but, uh, I can really shoot the ball. 1110 01:06:21,051 --> 01:06:24,586 Let the Big Fella eat, huh? Like The Last Supper, baby. 1111 01:06:25,521 --> 01:06:29,290 Oh, too slow, too slow. Hey, that ain't no figment of my imagination. 1112 01:06:29,292 --> 01:06:30,958 Somebody 'bout to eat their words. 1113 01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:34,061 That's Drew there. Hey, Drew, hey! 1114 01:06:34,063 --> 01:06:37,597 Look at that face! Go ahead, scratch and smell him. Scratch and smell him. 1115 01:06:37,599 --> 01:06:38,765 - You real. - Yeah. 1116 01:06:38,767 --> 01:06:41,735 He real. He real man. This ain't no hologram. 1117 01:06:41,737 --> 01:06:44,004 Been a minute, Angelo. What's goin' on? Oh, been a minute. 1118 01:06:44,006 --> 01:06:46,039 Good to see you, Drew. Always good to see you. 1119 01:06:46,041 --> 01:06:49,643 What you gonna do with all that money when you win? 1120 01:06:49,645 --> 01:06:52,678 - Come again? - The purse. The purse, Drew. 1121 01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:56,549 The hundred stacks of high society at stake. You know, the duckets. 1122 01:06:56,551 --> 01:06:58,151 Wasn't ever no purse back in the day. 1123 01:06:58,153 --> 01:07:00,619 No, it wasn't ever nothin' like that. 1124 01:07:00,621 --> 01:07:03,323 But $100,000 of cash, baby. 1125 01:07:03,325 --> 01:07:06,928 I'd sign up, you know what I'm saying? 1126 01:07:11,899 --> 01:07:15,069 You think I'm stupid, youngblood? Hundred grand is a whole lot of money. 1127 01:07:16,904 --> 01:07:20,639 Look, man, I was gonna talk to you about... Yeah, when? When? 1128 01:07:20,641 --> 01:07:24,176 You just don't get it, do you, youngblood? This game... 1129 01:07:24,178 --> 01:07:29,048 The love I got for it, it's all sacred to me. 1130 01:07:29,050 --> 01:07:32,917 You told me that you love the game. You don't love the game. 1131 01:07:32,919 --> 01:07:35,920 You use it just like you use everything else in your life. 1132 01:07:35,922 --> 01:07:37,791 You ain't nothing but a hustler. 1133 01:07:41,595 --> 01:07:43,795 Hey, man, who you talking to, man? 1134 01:07:43,797 --> 01:07:46,765 Hey! Talkin' to you, man. Watch your tone, youngblood. 1135 01:07:46,767 --> 01:07:48,666 You don't think I got love for this game? 1136 01:07:48,668 --> 01:07:50,702 Don't nobody love this game more than me. 1137 01:07:50,704 --> 01:07:53,371 Talkin' about Jordan, 63 against Boston. I saw that. 1138 01:07:53,373 --> 01:07:56,708 Laettner's turnaround against Kentucky. Bird steals the ball to win 1139 01:07:56,710 --> 01:07:59,077 the Eastern Conference Finals to beat the Pistons. 1140 01:07:59,079 --> 01:08:01,645 I saw all of that and I loved it. 1141 01:08:01,647 --> 01:08:04,084 But guess what, the game never loved me back. 1142 01:08:06,219 --> 01:08:07,553 So, then what happened then? 1143 01:08:12,192 --> 01:08:13,859 I missed a shot. 1144 01:08:15,227 --> 01:08:17,663 I shot it, it got blocked. 1145 01:08:18,964 --> 01:08:21,934 I was humiliated. Everybody walked out on me. 1146 01:08:26,972 --> 01:08:29,842 Now, that's the first real thing you've done said. 1147 01:08:30,675 --> 01:08:32,078 That's the real Dax. 1148 01:08:34,113 --> 01:08:37,747 Now, come on, let's go play this game. 1149 01:08:37,749 --> 01:08:40,750 It's about the love, youngblood, nothin' else. 1150 01:08:56,067 --> 01:08:58,067 - Yes! - Get it, Grandpa! 1151 01:08:58,069 --> 01:09:00,637 This Big Fella. This is the Big Fella. 1152 01:09:01,806 --> 01:09:05,041 Ooh! Ah, shit, I'm loose. 1153 01:09:05,043 --> 01:09:07,678 Uncle looking at it. What he gonna do with it? 1154 01:09:11,282 --> 01:09:13,748 - The Preacher! - Oh, in the name of Jesus! 1155 01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:15,719 Finally gettin' my legs back, y'all. 1156 01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:19,923 This is Uncle Drew to Lights. 1157 01:09:21,925 --> 01:09:24,795 - Money! - All right, Lights! The reason they call me Lights. 1158 01:09:27,965 --> 01:09:28,966 Yeah! 1159 01:09:30,834 --> 01:09:32,002 Don't bring your little ass in here. 1160 01:10:10,072 --> 01:10:12,139 - And that's it? - That's right. 1161 01:10:12,141 --> 01:10:16,177 You swipe right if you like 'em, left if you don't. 1162 01:10:16,179 --> 01:10:19,979 You couldn't even see the day before yesterday. Mmm-hmm. Exactly. 1163 01:10:19,981 --> 01:10:23,785 That's why I'm always swipin' right. It's more of a numbers game. 1164 01:10:27,222 --> 01:10:30,056 Looks a little different these days, don't it? 1165 01:10:30,058 --> 01:10:32,861 She gonna get him pregnant if she keep dancing like that. 1166 01:10:34,162 --> 01:10:37,966 If I wasn't so sore, we'd get out there and show 'em our old routine. 1167 01:10:40,101 --> 01:10:42,835 Excuse me, son, do we amuse you? 1168 01:10:42,837 --> 01:10:46,239 Yo, you're in the club, and you're pushin' 80, bro. 1169 01:10:46,241 --> 01:10:50,176 And what's up with your boy, Frederick Douglass? Hey! 1170 01:10:50,178 --> 01:10:52,280 Heard he was doing great things. 1171 01:10:56,183 --> 01:10:58,817 Hold my beer. Grandpa! 1172 01:10:58,819 --> 01:11:01,787 Don't hurt nobody, pop. 1173 01:11:01,789 --> 01:11:05,558 Ah, yeah! Gonna get real grody up in this joint now! 1174 01:11:44,197 --> 01:11:45,365 Oh, my God! 1175 01:11:59,144 --> 01:12:01,913 Oh! Oh! Oh! 1176 01:12:48,092 --> 01:12:50,192 You know somethin', man? I did not think your grandfather 1177 01:12:50,194 --> 01:12:53,262 would ever get up out that wheelchair. Me neither. I heard stories, 1178 01:12:53,264 --> 01:12:55,964 but I never knew he could play like that. So how much your parents paying you 1179 01:12:55,966 --> 01:12:58,500 to watch your grandfather? Why does anybody have to be paying me? 1180 01:12:58,502 --> 01:13:01,069 Why can't I just enjoy spending time with my family? 1181 01:13:01,071 --> 01:13:04,239 Well, I wouldn't know anything about that. 'Cause I never had one. So... 1182 01:13:04,241 --> 01:13:07,844 What do you mean you never really had one? What do you call those guys? 1183 01:13:16,986 --> 01:13:19,989 I honestly had a lot of fun tonight. Me too. 1184 01:13:24,260 --> 01:13:26,127 Well, I guess it's time to go. 1185 01:13:26,129 --> 01:13:29,165 Yeah, we should go ahead and get up out of... 1186 01:13:33,001 --> 01:13:34,337 He ain't gonna do it. 1187 01:13:35,438 --> 01:13:38,706 Hey. - Hey. - It's you! 1188 01:13:38,708 --> 01:13:42,144 No! Mmm-mmm. - You open! - Take a shot! 1189 01:13:45,214 --> 01:13:48,148 Sorry. I'mma go. I need some water. 1190 01:13:48,150 --> 01:13:50,250 - Sure. - 'Cause my throat is dry. 1191 01:13:50,252 --> 01:13:53,186 Yeah, I know how that is. I'll take care of this. 1192 01:13:53,188 --> 01:13:56,323 Take a gap? Thank you, appreciate that. Yeah, yeah. Don't worry about it. 1193 01:13:56,325 --> 01:14:00,028 Anybody give him some training on how to talk to a lady? 1194 01:14:01,397 --> 01:14:03,397 Okay, look, man, I don't wanna hear that. 1195 01:14:03,399 --> 01:14:05,998 Anything, okay? Not one single freakin' word. 1196 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:08,402 Maybe she should've taken her heels off. 1197 01:14:08,404 --> 01:14:10,537 I'll tell ya, youngblood, last time I checked, 1198 01:14:10,539 --> 01:14:13,239 you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. 1199 01:14:13,241 --> 01:14:15,040 Yeah, let's get out of here, man. 1200 01:14:17,011 --> 01:14:18,845 Let's give him a piggyback. Big Fella, what are you doing? 1201 01:14:18,847 --> 01:14:20,980 We'll give him a little piggyback. 1202 01:14:20,982 --> 01:14:23,750 That's right. Two down, two to go. We almost there. 1203 01:14:30,124 --> 01:14:32,358 Yo, how's that geriatric team of yours, bro? 1204 01:14:32,360 --> 01:14:34,460 You get 'em all individual Life Alert bracelets? 1205 01:14:34,462 --> 01:14:36,995 Hey, man, are you wearing my clothes? What? 1206 01:14:36,997 --> 01:14:39,565 Yes, that's my shirt. You got on my shirt, man. 1207 01:14:39,567 --> 01:14:42,301 That's right, I got on your shirt. 1208 01:14:42,303 --> 01:14:44,570 Or maybe you got my shirt on. 1209 01:14:44,572 --> 01:14:47,540 - What? Wait, wait. - What? Wait, wait. - That's my shirt. - That's my shirt. 1210 01:14:47,542 --> 01:14:49,374 - You got on my clothes. - You got on my clothes. 1211 01:14:49,376 --> 01:14:51,510 - Stop it! You're crazy. - Stop it! You're crazy. 1212 01:14:51,512 --> 01:14:54,613 That's right. I'm crazy. I'm being you. 1213 01:14:54,615 --> 01:14:58,251 The only way to defeat one's enemy is to become one's enemy. 1214 01:15:00,220 --> 01:15:01,254 - You're nuts! - You're nuts! 1215 01:15:03,089 --> 01:15:04,789 - You're psycho! - You're psycho! 1216 01:15:04,791 --> 01:15:09,028 I'll see you in the finals, Dax. Psycho. 1217 01:15:28,214 --> 01:15:29,315 All day. 1218 01:15:34,386 --> 01:15:37,289 Yes! There you go, Big Fella! That's what I'm talking about, Big Fella! 1219 01:15:39,058 --> 01:15:42,561 Off shot! Handled it. - Good rebound! - All right. 1220 01:15:44,530 --> 01:15:47,531 Oh, shot, shot, shot. Get that out of here! 1221 01:15:47,533 --> 01:15:49,468 - What do I do, what do I do? - Just back up. 1222 01:15:51,269 --> 01:15:52,538 Oh, yeah. I remember this play. 1223 01:15:54,138 --> 01:15:55,839 Too late. Got 'em. 1224 01:15:55,841 --> 01:15:59,410 Yes! That's what I'm talkin' about, Lights. You are the man! 1225 01:16:00,846 --> 01:16:04,146 This is Boots. Boots goin' down death valley! 1226 01:16:04,148 --> 01:16:06,282 Uh-huh! Baby! 1227 01:16:06,284 --> 01:16:08,551 Harlem Money is going to the finals, 1228 01:16:08,553 --> 01:16:11,289 with only seconds left in the ballgame! 1229 01:16:12,457 --> 01:16:14,557 - Still hungry, huh? - Just a little dessert. 1230 01:16:14,559 --> 01:16:16,559 Hey, take the three, Big Fella, why not? 1231 01:16:16,561 --> 01:16:19,160 This is to send 'em. They're already there. 1232 01:16:19,162 --> 01:16:20,596 That's all right, Big Fella. 1233 01:16:24,368 --> 01:16:27,570 Big Fella. Big Fella. Big Fella. Big Fella. 1234 01:16:27,572 --> 01:16:31,174 Somebody get a doctor. Come on! 1235 01:16:32,242 --> 01:16:34,710 Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Let me in here. The Big Fella is down. 1236 01:16:34,712 --> 01:16:37,579 Stay here, Big Fella. Stay in it. - Beginning CPR. - Oh, Lord, 1237 01:16:37,581 --> 01:16:39,216 give him some room, give him some room. 1238 01:16:40,684 --> 01:16:41,783 You're okay, boss. 1239 01:16:41,785 --> 01:16:45,455 Come on, Big Fella. Come on, Big Fella. 1240 01:16:51,495 --> 01:16:54,331 Doctor already said he's been through the worst of it. 1241 01:16:55,532 --> 01:16:58,334 So, what... What do we do now? 1242 01:17:01,470 --> 01:17:03,472 You don't stop playing 'cause you get old. 1243 01:17:04,675 --> 01:17:07,109 You get old 'cause you stop playing. 1244 01:17:09,512 --> 01:17:11,280 Preacher! 1245 01:17:14,216 --> 01:17:16,617 Hi. And I'm so sorry 1246 01:17:16,619 --> 01:17:19,088 about the Big Fella. Is he gonna be okay? 1247 01:17:20,756 --> 01:17:24,625 But I've been missing you so much. Come here, come here. 1248 01:17:24,627 --> 01:17:28,495 I missed you too, baby. Now, look. 1249 01:17:28,497 --> 01:17:30,664 If you don't want me to go ball, I don't have to ball. 1250 01:17:30,666 --> 01:17:34,500 Fool, please, after all this? You're playing. 1251 01:17:34,502 --> 01:17:36,171 Matter of fact... 1252 01:17:37,940 --> 01:17:39,539 You saying what I think you're saying? 1253 01:17:39,541 --> 01:17:43,476 I'm saying what you think I'm saying, Preacher. So we gonna ball? 1254 01:17:43,478 --> 01:17:45,612 So we gonna ball. 1255 01:17:46,648 --> 01:17:48,383 That's what I'm talkin' about, boo. 1256 01:17:52,387 --> 01:17:55,655 Welcome! This is what we've all been waiting for. 1257 01:17:55,657 --> 01:17:57,657 The new be versus the old. 1258 01:17:57,659 --> 01:18:00,960 The old be versus the new. The good be versus the bad. 1259 01:18:00,962 --> 01:18:04,363 Are they gonna be a no-show like they did in 1968? 1260 01:18:04,365 --> 01:18:05,698 But, no, they're not. 1261 01:18:05,700 --> 01:18:08,968 Here they come! They're here! Here they come, baby! 1262 01:18:08,970 --> 01:18:12,739 Here they come! Aw, yeah! We got a game on our hands! 1263 01:18:32,593 --> 01:18:35,727 Okay, Grandpa, you gotta take your pills before you start, okay? 1264 01:18:35,729 --> 01:18:37,328 Preacher, we gotta take our pills. 1265 01:18:37,330 --> 01:18:40,297 Not the blue ones. Save those for tonight. 1266 01:18:40,299 --> 01:18:41,465 It's all right. What we gonna do? 1267 01:18:41,467 --> 01:18:43,601 - We gonna get this win. - We gonna get this win, right? 1268 01:18:43,603 --> 01:18:47,304 Look, this one's for Big Fella, okay? So, Big Fella on three. One, two, three. 1269 01:18:47,306 --> 01:18:50,574 Big Fella! Here we go, C-Dawg! Let's do this, baby. 1270 01:18:50,576 --> 01:18:54,378 You got this, Drew. You the man, bruh. You put this team together, remember that. 1271 01:18:54,380 --> 01:18:55,513 Your roster, my team. 1272 01:18:55,515 --> 01:18:58,716 That's right, your team. Last week, I took your team. 1273 01:18:58,718 --> 01:19:00,651 Yesterday, I took your girl. 1274 01:19:00,653 --> 01:19:04,455 Today, I'm gonna take your heart. Man, you've... 1275 01:19:04,457 --> 01:19:07,825 Okay. - Stop it! - Stop what? 1276 01:19:07,827 --> 01:19:10,262 - Folding your arms like me. - Folding your arms like that. 1277 01:19:12,564 --> 01:19:15,733 Let's get this win, baby. Good luck, youngblood. 1278 01:19:15,735 --> 01:19:19,204 Oh, luck ain't got nothing to do with it, Old Dusty. "Old Dusty"? 1279 01:19:21,473 --> 01:19:23,540 Pastor Wrinkles, what's the word, man? 1280 01:19:23,542 --> 01:19:26,376 Young fella got jokes. 1281 01:19:26,378 --> 01:19:29,612 - Shoe ain't tied. - What shoe? Huh? - Lights! - Championship time! 1282 01:19:29,614 --> 01:19:32,716 Oh, that's the oldest trick in the book! You gonna let him... Oh, come on, now! 1283 01:19:32,718 --> 01:19:36,586 Over to Uncle. Jumper. In and out. 1284 01:19:36,588 --> 01:19:38,755 That's okay, guys! 1285 01:19:38,757 --> 01:19:41,491 The bounce pass to Casper. Casper, oh, my God! 1286 01:19:41,493 --> 01:19:43,760 Oh, yeah, I need you to see me. 1287 01:19:43,762 --> 01:19:45,628 Wipe your goggles, old fella. I need you to see me. 1288 01:19:45,630 --> 01:19:47,496 - You gotta see me all night. - Man, move. Fool, please. 1289 01:19:47,498 --> 01:19:50,432 - That's right, Casper! - Come on, Drew! This is Uncle. 1290 01:19:50,434 --> 01:19:52,503 Cross the mid-court line. Betty... 1291 01:19:53,537 --> 01:19:57,473 Lights out! No good! Oh, man! 1292 01:19:57,475 --> 01:19:59,543 That's right, old people are overrated! 1293 01:20:02,513 --> 01:20:04,379 Over to Casper the Friendly Ghost. 1294 01:20:04,381 --> 01:20:07,318 Nothin' but the bottom of the net. Wake up! Come on! 1295 01:20:11,622 --> 01:20:12,656 Up! Up! Up! 1296 01:20:15,492 --> 01:20:18,694 - You gotta love it! - Yes! Mario, comin' back down court, 1297 01:20:18,696 --> 01:20:22,396 kickin' it over to Beazy! We makin' baskets! 1298 01:20:22,398 --> 01:20:24,465 That's right, we makin' buckets, baby. 1299 01:20:24,467 --> 01:20:27,335 Uncle Drew the other way. This is Betty! 1300 01:20:27,337 --> 01:20:28,870 Betty Lou jumper no good. 1301 01:20:28,872 --> 01:20:31,372 They fightin' for it, baby! They fightin' for it! 1302 01:20:31,374 --> 01:20:33,808 Betty Lou wins it! Get it, Betty Lou! 1303 01:20:33,810 --> 01:20:37,280 There you go, Betty Lou. There you go! You know that's really a man. 1304 01:20:38,114 --> 01:20:41,682 I got Drew. Slow it down. Slow it down. 1305 01:20:41,684 --> 01:20:44,786 They tired, yo. They tired. The fatigue's settin' in. 1306 01:20:44,788 --> 01:20:46,687 - Betty Lou. Switch it! - Fatigue's settin' in. 1307 01:20:46,689 --> 01:20:49,525 You can hear their knee caps grinding. 1308 01:20:50,425 --> 01:20:53,897 Uncle, Betty Lou. 1309 01:20:54,563 --> 01:20:57,697 Downtown! You gonna let a girl score on you? 1310 01:20:57,699 --> 01:21:00,433 This is Casper the Friendly Ghost. 1311 01:21:00,435 --> 01:21:02,435 Oh, my God! 1312 01:21:02,437 --> 01:21:04,606 Oh, that's right. That's right, baby. 1313 01:21:06,475 --> 01:21:07,810 - Oh! - Oh... 1314 01:21:10,946 --> 01:21:12,846 Turnaround, once again. 1315 01:21:12,848 --> 01:21:16,449 The friendly one. What a goal! Oh, baby! 1316 01:21:16,451 --> 01:21:17,886 Somebody get on Casper, come on, man! 1317 01:21:20,421 --> 01:21:21,590 Casper! 1318 01:21:23,859 --> 01:21:26,793 Damn, man! Homecourt Advantage is running away 1319 01:21:26,795 --> 01:21:28,161 with the first half. 1320 01:21:52,653 --> 01:21:53,955 My TV ain't working. 1321 01:21:55,622 --> 01:21:56,891 Do I look like an electrician? 1322 01:22:03,597 --> 01:22:06,633 I know, right? Oh, yeah, that was him. Brian. 1323 01:22:10,036 --> 01:22:11,838 Y'all got a TV? 1324 01:22:17,510 --> 01:22:20,478 Just judgin'. Me and her, we're talkin' about Rachel. 1325 01:22:20,480 --> 01:22:21,679 Where you from? What's your name? 1326 01:22:21,681 --> 01:22:22,881 I'm Kathy from Staten Island. How you doin'? 1327 01:22:22,883 --> 01:22:26,584 Thank you. How you doin'? Oh, wait. Come on. You're my victim. 1328 01:22:26,586 --> 01:22:28,520 I mean... I mean, my patient. 1329 01:22:33,626 --> 01:22:37,429 That's my team right there. I used to play on that team. Okay, guys, bring it in. 1330 01:22:37,930 --> 01:22:41,798 Let's turn this game around. So, on three, Big Fella. One, two, three. 1331 01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:43,234 - Big Fella! - Let's go, guys. 1332 01:22:43,236 --> 01:22:46,770 Harlem Buckets down by 16 at the start of the third. 1333 01:22:46,772 --> 01:22:49,539 Here we go! 1334 01:22:49,541 --> 01:22:53,677 Casper, the Friendly Ghost from downtown! 1335 01:22:53,679 --> 01:22:55,946 Get in front of your man. 1336 01:22:55,948 --> 01:22:57,948 Boots with the ball. Lookin' at it. 1337 01:22:57,950 --> 01:23:01,584 Boots makin' his move. To Lights from downtown. 1338 01:23:01,586 --> 01:23:02,855 Not this time. 1339 01:23:05,891 --> 01:23:08,491 Reynolds Wrap to Casper. 1340 01:23:08,493 --> 01:23:12,029 Not today. Give me that. Please, not in my house. 1341 01:23:12,031 --> 01:23:13,829 - Come on, now. That's a foul! - That's what 1342 01:23:13,831 --> 01:23:15,265 - I'm talkin' about. - You know that's a foul. 1343 01:23:15,267 --> 01:23:16,799 Where I'm from, it's no blood, no foul. 1344 01:23:16,801 --> 01:23:17,800 - Where you from? - I just came from Hell, 1345 01:23:17,802 --> 01:23:19,702 whooping the Devil's ass, that's where I'm from. 1346 01:23:19,704 --> 01:23:23,039 - Break it up. - That's not godly. They gangbangin' for Jesus. 1347 01:23:23,041 --> 01:23:25,074 Back to live action! Here we go! 1348 01:23:25,076 --> 01:23:27,276 Deflected! Goin' the other way! 1349 01:23:27,278 --> 01:23:29,111 Good block. Come on, y'all, let's get it. 1350 01:23:29,113 --> 01:23:32,016 Uncle, look at him! Off the backboard to Preacher! 1351 01:23:33,718 --> 01:23:36,285 Damn, man! Get the ball, let's go! My backboard, my house, sucker. 1352 01:23:36,287 --> 01:23:39,587 That's what I'm talkin' about! Put it home, Preach! 1353 01:23:39,589 --> 01:23:40,957 That what I'm talking about! 1354 01:23:40,959 --> 01:23:43,591 This is Casper with it. Kicks it over to Mario. 1355 01:23:43,593 --> 01:23:45,061 Jump shot. No good! 1356 01:23:45,063 --> 01:23:48,763 Yes! That's right, y'all, we got this. 1357 01:23:48,765 --> 01:23:51,735 He kicks it over, right side to Betty Lou! 1358 01:23:53,603 --> 01:23:54,604 Oh, my! 1359 01:23:55,872 --> 01:23:58,606 - Oh, my! - Yeah! Yes! 1360 01:23:58,608 --> 01:24:01,943 Uncle to the rescue! Get on that old man! 1361 01:24:01,945 --> 01:24:04,611 Harlem Buckets are trying to come back. 1362 01:24:04,613 --> 01:24:06,683 This is Casper with it. Casper, looking at it. 1363 01:24:08,684 --> 01:24:09,685 Come on, now! 1364 01:24:10,887 --> 01:24:13,620 I got this. B-B-B-B-B-B-Boots with it. 1365 01:24:13,622 --> 01:24:16,957 Booty through the defender's legs. Look at Boots. 1366 01:24:18,027 --> 01:24:20,894 Yes! Way to finish, man. I can't believe it. 1367 01:24:20,896 --> 01:24:22,763 They're trying to make a comeback. 1368 01:24:22,765 --> 01:24:25,868 Reynolds Wrap to Casper. For 30! 1369 01:24:26,936 --> 01:24:28,104 It's shut down time. 1370 01:24:30,106 --> 01:24:31,805 Now shoot, Betty Lou. Get 'em. 1371 01:24:31,807 --> 01:24:35,044 Over to Betty Lou! Good! 1372 01:24:36,612 --> 01:24:39,913 Get your head out your ass. I knew I married you for a reason, girl. 1373 01:24:39,915 --> 01:24:42,615 Game recognize game, big daddy. 1374 01:24:42,617 --> 01:24:45,019 Here we go. This is Uncle Drew with the ball. 1375 01:24:45,021 --> 01:24:48,055 It's him and you, you and him. What you gonna do? 1376 01:24:48,057 --> 01:24:49,058 What you gonna do? 1377 01:24:50,159 --> 01:24:53,160 Drew steps back. Left-handed jumper... 1378 01:24:53,162 --> 01:24:56,796 What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you? Harlem Buckets, baby. 1379 01:24:56,798 --> 01:25:00,733 Kicks it out over. Oh, I got this. My board, my board. Let's go. 1380 01:25:00,735 --> 01:25:04,706 Are you kidding me? Here he go. Light the light. 1381 01:25:06,608 --> 01:25:09,677 - Bang! - Lights out, baby. That makes it a two point lead. 1382 01:25:10,378 --> 01:25:13,946 Here we go! The fast break! There we go, there we go! 1383 01:25:13,948 --> 01:25:17,083 - Whoa. - I got ya now! That's what I'm talking about, Lights! 1384 01:25:17,085 --> 01:25:19,818 - Get that outta here! - That's a foul! Come on now! 1385 01:25:19,820 --> 01:25:23,755 - Lights? - You see that defense? You all right, Lights? Get up, man. Get up. 1386 01:25:23,757 --> 01:25:26,958 Lights. Lights, where does it hurt? 1387 01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:29,728 - Ankle. - Okay, okay. Sit up. 1388 01:25:29,730 --> 01:25:32,230 Yo, that's bush league, Winslow. You took out my player. 1389 01:25:32,232 --> 01:25:33,265 Man, what are you talking about? 1390 01:25:33,267 --> 01:25:36,668 Your boy, James Unworthy, just knocked my boy out. 1391 01:25:36,670 --> 01:25:40,072 Cheatin'-ass cheaters. Y'all need to cheat to cheat. 1392 01:25:40,074 --> 01:25:42,107 It's gonna be all right, it's gonna be all right. 1393 01:25:42,109 --> 01:25:45,944 I'm getting too old for this. What are we gonna do, bruh? 1394 01:25:45,946 --> 01:25:49,181 Lights is out. What we gonna do? - What you mean? - What you mean, "What I mean"? 1395 01:25:49,183 --> 01:25:52,117 We have no more players left. It's your moment, ain't it? 1396 01:25:52,119 --> 01:25:54,885 No. I've already told you a million times. 1397 01:25:54,887 --> 01:25:58,656 I'm not playing, okay? Plus, I ain't played in decades, bruh. 1398 01:25:58,658 --> 01:26:01,859 And they have? Drew, it's different, okay? 1399 01:26:01,861 --> 01:26:03,596 They were actually good when they played. 1400 01:26:04,163 --> 01:26:05,863 Listen to me, youngblood. 1401 01:26:05,865 --> 01:26:08,232 You think you're the only one 1402 01:26:08,234 --> 01:26:10,603 that made that mistake that defined their life. 1403 01:26:11,270 --> 01:26:15,005 I've been on the road my whole life. I got no real friends. 1404 01:26:15,007 --> 01:26:17,942 I'm bouncin' city to city. And you wanna know why? 1405 01:26:17,944 --> 01:26:21,912 Because I got too much pride to say I'm sorry. You know how that sounds? 1406 01:26:21,914 --> 01:26:25,216 Have too much pride to say you're sorry to the people that love you? 1407 01:26:25,218 --> 01:26:28,687 Don't you dare be like that, youngblood. You be better than that. 1408 01:26:29,855 --> 01:26:32,822 This is the moment. You gonna run away from it, 1409 01:26:32,824 --> 01:26:36,161 or you gonna step up and take it? Choice is yours. 1410 01:26:38,196 --> 01:26:40,997 That's right, bruh. Championships. 1411 01:26:40,999 --> 01:26:42,801 This is destiny now. 1412 01:26:47,839 --> 01:26:51,009 I'll play under one condition. And what's that? 1413 01:26:53,178 --> 01:26:56,980 Let me guard the white boy. Let's roll! 1414 01:26:56,982 --> 01:27:00,183 It's a minute and nine second left, folks. 1415 01:27:00,185 --> 01:27:03,219 Excuse me. Timeout, timeout. 1416 01:27:03,221 --> 01:27:06,889 - Timeout, timeout! - Who are you? I'm the assistant coach. 1417 01:27:06,891 --> 01:27:09,258 I'm here to make sure that he's tall enough to ride 1418 01:27:09,260 --> 01:27:12,794 the ride that my man about to put him on. 1419 01:27:12,796 --> 01:27:15,264 What are you doing, man? This should be a technical foul or something. 1420 01:27:15,266 --> 01:27:18,200 I'mma kick you off this court like I kicked you out my house. 1421 01:27:18,202 --> 01:27:21,770 - That's right. - That's mean, okay? Excuse me? I don't know 1422 01:27:21,772 --> 01:27:22,804 who you are or what this is about, 1423 01:27:22,806 --> 01:27:24,739 but could you please take it back to the stands 1424 01:27:24,741 --> 01:27:26,308 - so we can play some ball? - Who are you? 1425 01:27:26,310 --> 01:27:29,311 If you keep talking, you're gonna find out. Oh, you about to find out, honey. 1426 01:27:29,313 --> 01:27:33,148 I come from a long line of choir members. So, we gonna clap back! 1427 01:27:33,150 --> 01:27:35,016 - Yeah, that's right. - I bet you do. 1428 01:27:35,018 --> 01:27:37,118 Just clap you up out of here. Don't play with me. 1429 01:27:37,120 --> 01:27:39,120 - I will not! - I love you, baby. I love you, too. 1430 01:27:39,122 --> 01:27:42,723 We believe in you guys. Be aggressive. - All right. - What am I doing now? 1431 01:27:42,725 --> 01:27:45,193 Brought your girl, playin' mind games. Ain't nobody scared of you, man. 1432 01:27:45,195 --> 01:27:46,495 Oh, ain't nobody scared of me? 1433 01:27:46,497 --> 01:27:48,129 - Let's do this, man. - What's Dax doing in the game? 1434 01:27:50,833 --> 01:27:53,968 I got your back. I got your back. - Trail, Dax, trail. - All right. 1435 01:27:53,970 --> 01:27:57,104 Yo help Uncle Drew. No, move. Come on. 1436 01:27:57,106 --> 01:27:58,139 It's him and you, baby. What you gonna do? 1437 01:27:58,141 --> 01:28:01,978 Let's go, baby. Let's ball, baby. Vanilla Sky! 1438 01:28:03,146 --> 01:28:06,980 Oh, it's a four point lead now. Come on, youngblood. That's too easy. 1439 01:28:06,982 --> 01:28:08,882 Look, it won't happen next time, okay? 1440 01:28:08,884 --> 01:28:11,985 Uncle gently across the mid-court line, 1441 01:28:11,987 --> 01:28:15,355 with seconds left. He's gotta foul whoever may be guardin' him. 1442 01:28:15,357 --> 01:28:17,090 Uncle to Preacher. 1443 01:28:17,092 --> 01:28:20,393 It's the Preacher, man. Oh, baby, hallelujah! 1444 01:28:20,395 --> 01:28:24,130 Praise the Lord, Preacher, praise the Lord. Here we go now. 1445 01:28:24,132 --> 01:28:26,566 Harlem Money in desperate need of a turnover. 1446 01:28:26,568 --> 01:28:30,570 If not, Homecourt Advantage can walk away and win it all. 1447 01:28:30,572 --> 01:28:34,407 Here we go. What that white boy doing with that ball? 1448 01:28:34,409 --> 01:28:36,877 Oh, he's doing his shaky-shake. That's right. 1449 01:28:38,980 --> 01:28:41,314 Good steal, Dax, good steal. Go on, Dax, shoot it! 1450 01:28:41,316 --> 01:28:44,817 Let it fly, Dax! Shoot it, shoot it! Put it up. 1451 01:28:44,819 --> 01:28:48,588 - Come on, Dax! Shoot it! - Take that shot, bro! Timeout. 1452 01:28:48,590 --> 01:28:51,991 Timeout? You gonna make me have another heart attack, boy. 1453 01:28:51,993 --> 01:28:55,294 Hey, he fouled me on that. You're saying he didn't foul me? 1454 01:28:55,296 --> 01:28:56,764 That was a reach, ref. 1455 01:28:59,200 --> 01:29:02,901 Let's go. Okay, relax. Listen, I got this. 1456 01:29:02,903 --> 01:29:04,836 Drew, they can't guard you, man. 1457 01:29:04,838 --> 01:29:07,839 All we need you to do is just penetrate to the bucket, do what you've been doing, 1458 01:29:07,841 --> 01:29:08,906 the defense will collapse on you. 1459 01:29:08,908 --> 01:29:10,609 Once they do that, you kick it out to Betty Lou. 1460 01:29:10,611 --> 01:29:13,077 Betty Lou will take the three. That's it. 1461 01:29:13,079 --> 01:29:15,048 Game over. Game plan. That's it. 1462 01:29:19,352 --> 01:29:22,287 What? Seriously, what's wrong with that play? 1463 01:29:22,289 --> 01:29:24,989 You'll make it. Excuse me? 1464 01:29:24,991 --> 01:29:28,960 Drew's right. They're not even guarding you. It's a reason for that, Lights. 1465 01:29:28,962 --> 01:29:30,930 Leave the past in the past, move on. 1466 01:29:31,364 --> 01:29:35,266 You got this, Dax. We don't need you to be great all the time. 1467 01:29:35,268 --> 01:29:37,270 We need you to be great this one time. 1468 01:29:39,072 --> 01:29:41,940 Can you do that? We believe in you. 1469 01:29:42,642 --> 01:29:45,276 What if I miss? What if you don't? 1470 01:29:45,278 --> 01:29:46,279 You got this. 1471 01:29:49,181 --> 01:29:53,083 Come on now. Let's go. Let's bring it in. 1472 01:29:53,085 --> 01:29:54,086 We in this together. 1473 01:29:58,123 --> 01:30:01,224 You got this. Buckets on three. One, two, three. 1474 01:30:01,226 --> 01:30:04,394 Buckets! Preach, Preach, Preach. 1475 01:30:04,396 --> 01:30:07,964 In case something happens, we got no more timeouts, okay? 1476 01:30:07,966 --> 01:30:11,368 You sure? Yeah, I'm sure. We used our last one. 1477 01:30:11,370 --> 01:30:14,104 I could have swore we had one more. 1478 01:30:14,106 --> 01:30:16,473 This is it. This is for the money in the bank. 1479 01:30:16,475 --> 01:30:19,443 This is for all the marbles. Come on, come on, Dax. 1480 01:30:19,445 --> 01:30:22,679 Buckets, down by two, a three can win. 1481 01:30:22,681 --> 01:30:25,214 Eight seconds left in the ball game. 1482 01:30:25,216 --> 01:30:27,852 This is Uncle with it. Uncle, looking at it. 1483 01:30:28,419 --> 01:30:30,888 Uncle over to Hobbit. 1484 01:31:00,150 --> 01:31:03,351 Yes, we won the Rucker, baby! We won the Rucker. 1485 01:31:03,353 --> 01:31:07,088 That's what I'm talkin' about, baby! We did this, man! We did that! 1486 01:31:07,090 --> 01:31:11,027 You the man! Mookie! Hey, Mookie! 1487 01:31:14,431 --> 01:31:16,899 Good game, man. Good game, bro. 1488 01:31:18,335 --> 01:31:21,436 I see what you're doing now. Playing mind games with me. 1489 01:31:21,438 --> 01:31:26,073 Okay. I'll see you next year, bruh. The cycle continues. 1490 01:31:28,177 --> 01:31:31,078 Fellas, we did that, y'all. Pick him up! 1491 01:31:31,080 --> 01:31:33,748 Pick me up? Hey! No, no, no. He's way too heavy, boy. 1492 01:31:33,750 --> 01:31:36,452 His head too big. Head weigh about a hundred pounds. 1493 01:31:39,054 --> 01:31:40,222 I'll be back, y'all. 1494 01:31:42,425 --> 01:31:45,060 Hey. Hey. 1495 01:31:51,066 --> 01:31:53,034 Oh. This is nice. 1496 01:32:06,481 --> 01:32:08,483 - I'll be back. - Okay. 1497 01:32:09,584 --> 01:32:13,019 There ya go. That's what I'm talking about, young fella. 1498 01:32:15,523 --> 01:32:18,092 The hero, Dax. 1499 01:32:19,327 --> 01:32:23,398 Man, I'm damn proud of you. 1500 01:32:25,500 --> 01:32:27,268 You took that last shot. 1501 01:32:29,069 --> 01:32:31,306 You miss a hundred percent of the shots you don't take. 1502 01:32:33,173 --> 01:32:34,975 Game ball goes to you. 1503 01:32:37,077 --> 01:32:40,214 Your team. Your roster. 1504 01:32:45,152 --> 01:32:48,021 Nah. My family. 1505 01:33:02,235 --> 01:33:05,537 Big Fella, man, I'm really happy that you're okay, man. 1506 01:33:11,143 --> 01:33:12,276 And if anything... 1507 01:33:14,848 --> 01:33:17,648 We were all really... 1508 01:33:20,152 --> 01:33:23,022 Okay, look, I paid the bill. 1509 01:33:23,389 --> 01:33:26,490 Thanks. I had to pay the bill. You know why? 1510 01:33:26,492 --> 01:33:29,493 That's what you do for family. Shh! You still talking? 1511 01:33:29,495 --> 01:33:32,161 Hey, check it out, we're on SportsCenter. 1512 01:33:32,163 --> 01:33:34,197 Everyone was clowning him, including us. 1513 01:33:34,199 --> 01:33:35,332 Well, you're number one tonight 1514 01:33:35,334 --> 01:33:37,701 in the right top ten for this right here. 1515 01:33:37,703 --> 01:33:40,704 Dax Winslow, all three of these, 1516 01:33:40,706 --> 01:33:44,240 and the Harlem Buckets win the Rucker 50. 1517 01:33:44,242 --> 01:33:46,609 I'm still baffled by a lot of this guy's story. 1518 01:33:46,611 --> 01:33:51,180 I don't understand a lot, frankly, but I know this much. 1519 01:33:51,182 --> 01:33:52,883 He went from a punchline to a hero, 1520 01:33:52,885 --> 01:33:56,452 getting carried off on his teammates' shoulders in Rucker. 1521 01:33:56,454 --> 01:33:58,189 Way to go, Dax. 1522 01:34:04,496 --> 01:34:07,363 Yo, yo, yo, here's the coach of the year. Dax is here, baby. 1523 01:34:07,365 --> 01:34:09,332 I be the Rucker champ. Just leave a message, you know, 1524 01:34:09,334 --> 01:34:11,133 when I give you the chance. 1525 01:34:11,135 --> 01:34:13,903 Hey, Dax, it's, uh, me, Jess. 1526 01:34:13,905 --> 01:34:15,470 When you get a chance, give me a call back. 1527 01:34:15,472 --> 01:34:19,341 Hey, Dax, it's me again. Your phone must be dead, 1528 01:34:19,343 --> 01:34:22,144 'cause it went right to voicemail. Do you remember when I made that investment 1529 01:34:22,146 --> 01:34:25,915 in them shoes? Do you remember that? You remember that? Do you remember that? 1530 01:34:25,917 --> 01:34:28,216 Do you remember that? Do you remember that? 1531 01:34:28,218 --> 01:34:30,953 I wanted to let you know that I went ahead and kicked Mook to the curb. 1532 01:34:30,955 --> 01:34:35,257 Uh, I noticed the phone went straight to voicemail again. 1533 01:34:35,259 --> 01:34:39,661 Do you remember that? Hey. Dax, do you remember that? 1534 01:34:39,663 --> 01:34:43,498 I am affiliated with several gangsters. I will find out where you at. 1535 01:34:43,500 --> 01:34:45,199 We gonna come over to your house. 1536 01:34:45,201 --> 01:34:48,937 I let you stay in my house rent-free for all that time. 1537 01:34:48,939 --> 01:34:52,640 I hate you, Dax. But I love you so much. 1538 01:34:52,642 --> 01:34:54,677 I don't know why you're doing me like this. 1539 01:34:56,245 --> 01:34:58,346 You know what? (BLEEP) you, Dax! 1540 01:35:00,483 --> 01:35:03,453 Gotta make sure I get the behind the scene, behind the scene. 1541 01:35:05,288 --> 01:35:09,256 Yeah. I appreciate you guys following me to makeup. 1542 01:35:09,258 --> 01:35:10,560 But now, you gots to go. 1543 01:35:18,668 --> 01:35:19,669 Wow! 1544 01:35:29,678 --> 01:35:30,712 Kyrie's under here somewhere. 1545 01:35:34,650 --> 01:35:36,585 Uh-huh. No. 1546 01:35:38,987 --> 01:35:41,788 Hey, girl. Lights just called me. 1547 01:35:41,790 --> 01:35:44,593 Preacher, you put your Bible in the club and can't find it? 1548 01:35:48,262 --> 01:35:50,997 Hold up. Wait a minute. Hold on. 1549 01:35:50,999 --> 01:35:54,366 I can't play in that tourney and let that little white boy block my shot again. 1550 01:35:54,368 --> 01:35:56,301 Give me a pudding even though it's gonna give me diarrhea. 1551 01:35:56,303 --> 01:35:58,370 Hey, I don't mean to grab your face. I'm sorry. 1552 01:35:58,372 --> 01:36:01,373 Hold up, hold up. Run it back, run it back. 1553 01:36:01,375 --> 01:36:04,777 Don't you wanna go with a coach who straight up looks like Urkel 1554 01:36:04,779 --> 01:36:06,845 got put in a trash compactor? 1555 01:36:06,847 --> 01:36:09,581 Isn't that what you want? 1556 01:36:09,583 --> 01:36:12,451 Wait a minute. Run that back. Just run it back. 1557 01:36:12,453 --> 01:36:14,787 Don't you wanna be coached by a dude who looks like an M&M? 1558 01:36:16,590 --> 01:36:20,324 Double or nothin' this time. Double or nothin', double or nothin'. 1559 01:36:20,326 --> 01:36:22,828 Hey, man, you don't blow no whistle in my gym. 1560 01:36:28,468 --> 01:36:30,368 Okay, that's... Okay... Stop! 1561 01:36:30,370 --> 01:36:32,670 Or little hobbit here could take his spot. 1562 01:36:32,672 --> 01:36:35,573 Who you callin' a hobbit, Uncle Ben? Uncle Ben? 1563 01:36:35,575 --> 01:36:37,842 You heard what I said. Get me some rice. 1564 01:36:37,844 --> 01:36:40,445 No, no, no... 1565 01:36:40,447 --> 01:36:43,481 Youngblood, I can't take this rappity-hippity-hop nonsense. 1566 01:36:43,483 --> 01:36:45,717 You say "hippity-hoppity." That's something rabbits would make. 1567 01:36:45,719 --> 01:36:48,886 If rabbits made music, it would be called hippity-hoppity. 1568 01:36:48,888 --> 01:36:52,623 You know how old this van is? Older than you. I assume it is, brother. 1569 01:36:52,625 --> 01:36:54,892 Lots gone down in here. 1570 01:36:54,894 --> 01:36:56,763 Somethin' went down here, stained that seat. 1571 01:36:57,630 --> 01:37:00,363 Feel good about that. 1572 01:37:00,365 --> 01:37:04,334 Got a microwave in here, you got carpet everywhere. 1573 01:37:04,336 --> 01:37:06,770 Ain't no tellin' what old women you'd have back there. 1574 01:37:06,772 --> 01:37:09,639 Probably had your momma back there. - You ever say... - Ooh! 1575 01:37:09,641 --> 01:37:12,909 I'm an orphan, for your information. So I don't know who my momma is. 1576 01:37:14,646 --> 01:37:17,647 This is what we call a ditty now. Ooh. 1577 01:37:17,649 --> 01:37:22,519 My lady... That ditty just crazy. Mmm! 1578 01:37:22,521 --> 01:37:24,353 I got it. This is the real version. 1579 01:37:24,355 --> 01:37:26,523 We not goin' be disrespecting a classic like that. 1580 01:37:26,525 --> 01:37:29,561 That came out before you was... - You have to drive. - Oh, I forgot. 1581 01:37:33,498 --> 01:37:36,900 Get out of here. Go! 1582 01:37:36,902 --> 01:37:39,670 Courses. I've come a long way since Kazaam. 1583 01:37:40,705 --> 01:37:42,404 That is sick! 1584 01:37:53,818 --> 01:37:56,685 I found him in a grocery store putting cans on the top shelves. 1585 01:37:56,687 --> 01:37:58,489 That's all he's good for. 1586 01:37:59,690 --> 01:38:00,923 I'm sorry. 1587 01:38:04,829 --> 01:38:06,962 You are my Beyonce, okay? 1588 01:38:06,964 --> 01:38:10,598 Not Dantay, not White Dantay, not Jeff, 1589 01:38:10,600 --> 01:38:13,701 and not the dude who look like he sang with New Addition. 1590 01:38:13,703 --> 01:38:15,971 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 1591 01:38:29,586 --> 01:38:31,755 Rapid fire. I gotta go rapid fire. 1592 01:38:55,544 --> 01:38:58,745 Here we go. Watch this right here. Ow! Ow! 1593 01:39:01,884 --> 01:39:05,688 What is this, man? That look like a dead inch worm. 1594 01:39:07,857 --> 01:39:09,390 Who you trying to be? Morgan Freeman? 1595 01:39:12,660 --> 01:39:16,495 You played a heck of a game today, sir. Appreciate you saying that, Coach. 1596 01:39:16,497 --> 01:39:18,932 You ever think about re-taking those SATs? 1597 01:39:18,934 --> 01:39:21,834 You have four years left of eligibility, right? 1598 01:39:21,836 --> 01:39:23,703 I'm more of a Blue Devil man myself, Coach. 1599 01:39:26,040 --> 01:39:27,508 Come on, Dax! 1600 01:39:29,611 --> 01:39:31,978 Oh, too late, Drew. Too late. 1601 01:39:31,980 --> 01:39:33,846 Your old-ass legs broke up on you, Drew. 1602 01:39:57,313 --> 01:40:02,313 Subtitles by explosiveskull 1603 01:40:05,313 --> 01:40:09,313 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 138797

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