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Previously on the Riches...
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Do you really think dad has a plan?
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He stole the money, ma lost the money,
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and now we're here
in a dead guy's house.
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Doug Rich was a litigator.
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You have to be the worst
lawyer in the world.
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I am. And you, you're fired.
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The new guy doesn't know anything!
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You want to be a partner?
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- That's what I went to law school for.
- Okay, man, in the meantime,
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- you need to invite me to a dinner.
- A dinner?
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I check out your house,your friends,
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your family, see if you're
partnership material.
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This is Chunky K.
She was my cellie in prison.
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Man, this whole maid
thing is weirding me out.
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If I don't work for you,
I gotta work for somebody.
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I want you to think of three adjectives
that describe Doug and Cherien,
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and if I like your adjectives, I'm
gonna make Doug here a partner.
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If I don't, he's out on the street.
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- Jesus Christ!
- Shut that goddamn door!
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You want to make me a partner
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- right now, right here?
- Why the hell not?
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Maybe later. I wanted to be a partner.
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Something about it makes
me sick to my stomach.
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Oh, we're turning into buffers, baby.
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- You want some?
- No.
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If you decide you do want some,
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I'll just leave it right there for you.
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- Don't.
- So stop me then.
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Why didn't you come to bed last night?
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What's the matter with you?
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I saw the little baggy your
friend K passed you last night,
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- the one with the white powder in it.
- She left it here.
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I just can't take the
lying. That's what I can't take.
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I'm not lying, Wayne. I
told you, I'm off that shit.
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Really? 'cause after you went to
sleep, I went around the house,
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and I found about 15 bottles of
tranquilizer hidden all over the place.
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You must be the most tranquil
person on the goddamn planet.
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Has it ever crossed your mind I
might need it to get off the meth?
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Well, why didn't you tell me?
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Because maybe I did not
think you would understand.
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I bet Hugh understands.
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- You do it with him, too?
- Oh, my God. Jesus.
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Isn't it enough that I'm not
takin' the shit anymore, huh?
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What do you want from me?
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Mom, dad, I need someone
to sign my permission slip!
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Science museum, huh?
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Don't you need to get to work?
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I don't know. Probably.
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- Dad, are you gonna quit your job?
- I don't know.
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- I don't know.
- Is that why you were sleeping on
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the floor in my room last
night, because you're gonna quit?
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I think that's between him and mom.
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No, no it's not about
mom. I was just thinking,
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life is too short to work for assholes.
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Remember that.
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Calm down. There's a million
buffer jobs out there.
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Is that you're looking
for a cashier interview.
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Sammy, there is no way that anybody
need involves with that minimum wage.
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Okay? Just forget that.
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Would you relax? I'm Doug Rich.
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I'm a high-profile lawyer, okay?
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I've settled two major cases.
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Hell, I'm a member of
Edenfalls Country Club,
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and your mom's still
got the job at Panco.
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Dahlia, you're gonna be late!
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Coming!
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Hey, I was gonna flush it!
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I was gonna flush it! I was! I swear!
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I was gonna flush it!
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How big a supply is
this? A month? A week?
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No, you gotta believe
me, I was gonna flush it!
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If you are gonna do this
shit, I'm gonna do it too?
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No, I'll go and flush it, Wayne...
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Now I believe you.
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God!
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Season 01 Episode 10
This Is Your Brain on Drugs
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Are you crazy?
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I mean, are you tryin' to kill yourself?
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I don't know. Are you?
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Of all the assaholic things you have
ever done, this is the most assaholic.
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Are you aware of how
much of this shit you did?
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I am so sorry. I forgot to
read the crank head's handbook.
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Oh, yeah, it burns!
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That's right! That shit is lethal,
Wayne! You better get to work
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'cause I think I quit.
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Jesus Christ.
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If you let the kids see you like this,
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I'm gonna rip your nuts off.
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I can't tell if I'm
enjoying your reaction
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because it's actually gratifying
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or 'cause the meth is kickin' in.
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Mortgage, four grand a month.
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Uh, Rosemere Academy...
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is $500 a month.
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Edenfalls Country Club
is $1,000 a month.
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Temple membership, water,
electric, telephone...
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Sam, will you stop, okay?
He's not gonna quit.
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He might.
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Somethin' went down with
him and mom at that party.
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why are we gettin' a bill from
Mountain View Nursing Home
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for $4,700 a month?
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Must be where Cherien's mother is.
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I mean, he was never gonna make it in
the corporate world anyway. God knows
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- mom's not gonna hang on to a job.
- So what are we gonna do?
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What we always do, move somewhere else.
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And what? Go back to stealin' wallets
and rippin' off car stereos?
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Maybe you can wear a mustache this time.
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You see, that sounds really fun to me.
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Okay, does Mom make
$14,723.51 per month?
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'cause that's what we're gonna need.
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That's after taxes, buddy.
You gotta add 35 percent.
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Okay, do not go upstairs.
Your Dad has food poisoning.
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Mom, do you make $19,876.74...
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Do not go upstairs, okay?
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Where's Doug? Hey, Doug.
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Hey, it's me. Oh. Are you there?
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I know you're there. I just want to
make sure you're still alive, huh?
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No... Oh, he had bad clams.
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Would you call me, you asshole?
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- So Doug's not comin' in?
- Who the hell cares?
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Hugh does. He called from Reno.
The REIT is gonna be here
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at 9:00 for the closing, and he needs
Doug to answer any questions.
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- The REIT?
- The Real Estate Investment Trust?
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They're buying that office tower.
Hugh left the papers on his desk.
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Okay, um, well, I'll handle that. Now,
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Kimmie, you know how to
work the Google thing, huh?
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Can you find out what a
person's supposed to do
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if another person does a
whole shitload of meth?
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Is it the one where you pack
their head in ice? Huh?
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I'm... I'm givin' an anti-drug
talk at my kids' school.
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My monthly expenses are...
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$19,000!
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- Hi, this is the Riches, we're not here
- Nineteen...
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- at the moment, so leave a message.
- thousand... dollars!
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- I've got to get a job.
- Wayne?
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Wayne? Wayne. Pick up the goddamn phone.
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Wayne, it's me. Pick up the phone.
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No, I understand you got a
hiring freeze, Craig.
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It's not just the hiring freeze, Doug.
We specialize in tax law.
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We can't use a securities litigator.
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"extreme euphoria, anxiety,
aggressiveness, hostility,
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paranoia, mania,
excessive talkativeness."
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it doesn't say what to do, but...
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check out the symptoms of a overdose.
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heart damage, kidney failure,
hallucinations,
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stroke, heart attack."
that ought to scare the kids, huh?
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You better go in there.
They're gonna have questions.
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Okay. Call Doug.
You read him that list of symptoms
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'cause he's gonna have to do
the drug talk for the kids.
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Doug? Doug, Cherien wanted me to
read you these symptoms:
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"aggressiveness, hostility, paranoia,
excessive talkativeness,
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- rapid breathing."
- shit.
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"extreme sex drive,
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sweating, heart palpitations."
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These here... All right,
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so I'm gonna, uh,
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notarize this stuff.
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Uh, Panetta said we should talk
to head of legal
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- before we sign.
- Well, the head of legal
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kicked it upstairs... to me.
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$19,000. I mean, how
the hell did I get here?
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I hear ya, and that's before you're
blowing 45 grand a year on college.
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Forty-five grand. I mean,
how the hell did you pay it?
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- Took out a 2nd and a 3rd mortgage.
- God damn it.
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Look, Doug, I wish we had an
opening here, but the truth is,
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- even if we did have one...
- Look, I know,
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I'm not a defense litigator, but...
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I hate to sound harsh, but
we need someone younger.
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- Shouldn't we read them first?
- Sure.
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Whatever blows your hair back.
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- Don't need anyone right now.
- Not now. No.
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God!
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"We'd like to thank you for giving us
the opportunity to meet with us..."
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Hayden-Javitz!
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"We're so sorry you haven't accepted
this position. Should you ever rec..."
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Hayden-Javitz?
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And just to put your kid through 1 year
of college costs $45,000,
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and I didn't even go to college.
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Of course, I went to college.
I went to...
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Georgetown university to
do my college degree,
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and then I went to har...
Princeton university,
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and I studied law. Again,
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I have done a lot of
extracurricular activities. was...
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I was in an eating club,
where we ate a lot of food.
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That's the thing you do there.
And I was Prince Dauntless
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in "once upon a time on a mattress".
I was a very
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excellent leading man.
Dear God, you may ask,
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why put that on my resume?
I ask why I put it on my resume,
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but it's on the resume to
show you who I am.
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- If I could just talk to mr. Javitz...
- Fine!
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I'll call the managing partner,
and I'll ask if he'll see you, okay?
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Just please have a seat. I will.
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I have a mr. Rich out here in the lobby
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with a file of wrinkled-up papers,
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saying he wants to meet you.
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Wayne, where the hell are you?
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do you have any idea how much
your mothers' nursing home costs?
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My mother's been dead for 32 years.
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Mr. Rich, our managing partner said
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he'd be delighted to see you.
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I have Doug Rich for you.
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Stewart.
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- Holy shit!
- I know. What are the odds?
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Last time I saw you, you were all blurry
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'cause one of Panco's
security goons was macin' me.
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No hard feelings, man.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah.
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you got my job, I got yours.
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What goes around comes around.
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That is... Well, that is really big
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that is really really big,y'know?
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- I fired you, man.
- Nah.
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That was Hugh's thing.
Survival of the fittest.
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Well, talk about darwinian.
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You know how much it costs
to send your kids to college?
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It never ends, huh?
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Friggin' gerbil wheel.
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A sickness.
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We americans never
feel like we have enough.
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- Why do you think that is, Doug?
- I don't know.
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You think it has to do with
our goddamn puritan work ethic,
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- Workin' and workin' and workin'?
- Absolutely.
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You know, it all goes
back to that psychotic
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dickhead myles standish.
You know he...
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You know he was only 4'11"?
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I mean, you know, a major puritan,
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and 400 years later,
we're still dealing with his
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short guy complex.
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We gotta stop the madness, huh? We gotta
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- say, "I have enough."
- I have enough, yeah.
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You know what isn't enough,
though, Doug?
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Your new job here...
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As a janitor.
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Yeah, a janitor.
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You lousy prick.
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Nobody fires my ass.
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Now get the hell out of my office.
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You little shit!
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- Security!
- Hey, get off me!
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Hey, he is a total fraud!
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Look at the pictures in his office!
They're not even his kids!
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That's my resume.
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I am...
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unclear on item 15
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sub a.
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Excuse me.
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- Where are you?
- Do you know how much we pay for hbo?
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Okay, Wayne,
do not give me this shit about hbo.
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- Where the hell are you?
- I'm here.
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- I've had a wake-up call, Dahlia.
- Where are you?
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We don't need any of this shit.
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It is time to say, "enough."
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Wayne, will you just tell me,
are you having chest pains?
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And where'd you put all the goddamn
pills? Did you throw 'em all out?
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Did you throw out the ones
underneath the garden gnome?
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'Cause if you didn't, would you
please take five of 'em?
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Fine, but we gotta cut out hbo.
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We've gotta stop drinking those lattes.
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We've gotta stop using
the cell phones and the internet
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and the cable, and we gotta reus
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e paper towels, 'cause you know what?
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Nobody wants Doug Rich.
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He's an old, sleazy, washed-up nothing.
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But that's okay 'cause
we don't need any of this shit.
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The pilgrims didn't
even have paper towels.
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What'd you have, squanto sitting
on the edge of plymouth rock,
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watching hbo, for God sakes,
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or paying a nursing home
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$4,700 a month?
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Jesus christ!
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Shit!
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$2,300 for a single room?
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What are you, the ritz-carlton?
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- You pay a premium for privacy.
- She doesn't like privacy.
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She likes lots of people.
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I mean, she... She's lonely.
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00:16:09,698 --> 00:16:11,950
Mom is very, very
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lonely.
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You know,
the search for individual freedom,
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which, and I'm quoting mom here,
has led to
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a culture of alienation and anomy,
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which ironically leads
us to spend more and more money,
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00:16:22,279 --> 00:16:24,651
trying to fill the howling, aching,
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empty...
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Are you... Are you answering e-mails?
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I'm multitasking, mr.
Rich. What do you want?
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I wanna know what the
hell this medical charges
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of 1thousand and 500h and 82
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We had to put dr. Morgenstern on oxygen.
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I'm paying for her doctor's
medical bills as well?
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your mother in law is doctor
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00:16:41,395 --> 00:16:44,445
is doctor Morgenster
and she needs oxygen
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So you're charging
her to breathe now.
302
00:16:46,703 --> 00:16:49,182
Well, that's illegal.
She doesn't want to live like that.
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00:16:49,247 --> 00:16:51,816
I mean, hooked up to an oxygen tank,
what kind of life is that?
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Tell her it'd be okay if she lets go,
305
00:16:53,858 --> 00:16:56,591
you know? Tell her to let go.
Tell her to go towards the light.
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00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,823
They love that. Tell her... Hello?
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00:17:03,031 --> 00:17:04,603
I just need
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a little clearing up on article 41.
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00:17:06,254 --> 00:17:09,550
Okay, you know what? I don't give
a good goddamn about article 41, buddy.
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I have to say,
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00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:16,477
I think we've been really
good sports about the
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lack of clarity in these documents.
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Okay. I'm sorry.
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00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,319
Sorry.
315
00:17:25,533 --> 00:17:27,574
I have a relative with
some addiction problems.
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00:17:30,852 --> 00:17:32,577
Oh, I'm sorry.
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00:17:34,873 --> 00:17:35,882
Shit.
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00:17:36,046 --> 00:17:37,946
Let's look at article 41.
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You know, uh, ahem... I, uh...
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00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,069
I hope this doesn't cross the line, but
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00:17:45,442 --> 00:17:47,635
you've seemed quite
upset all morning, and
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I just want to say
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my son's had some addiction issues.
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He's been in and out of rehab.
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00:17:55,577 --> 00:17:56,855
Well, I just mean that I...
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00:17:57,606 --> 00:17:59,964
I know how it can rip your guts out.
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00:18:11,952 --> 00:18:14,310
Can you not read the sign?
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00:18:17,694 --> 00:18:19,418
It says, "no solicitors."
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00:18:20,351 --> 00:18:21,359
I can read.
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00:18:22,062 --> 00:18:24,008
I just thought you might like to know
that your
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roof is looking a little tired.
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00:18:25,393 --> 00:18:27,351
Please don't make me call security.
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00:18:27,392 --> 00:18:30,454
I also do house paintin' and haulin'.
334
00:18:30,550 --> 00:18:32,993
I've already billed my services
to some of your neighbors,
335
00:18:33,043 --> 00:18:35,612
your backdoor neighbor in 1405?
336
00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:38,128
- Doug Rich?
- No, no, that's not his name.
337
00:18:38,198 --> 00:18:39,935
A fella with a beard, three kids,
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00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:42,770
- big ol' mercedes benz in the driveway.
- Yeah, that's Doug Rich.
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00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:45,016
That's his name?
Are you sure about that?
340
00:18:45,066 --> 00:18:46,788
Well, I think I would remember his name.
341
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:49,111
That prick screwed
me out of $10 million.
342
00:18:49,533 --> 00:18:50,894
$10 million?
343
00:18:51,028 --> 00:18:54,477
Doug Rich screwed
you out of $10 million?
344
00:18:55,262 --> 00:18:57,197
You were robbed. That is...
345
00:18:57,326 --> 00:19:00,188
That is a gross overcharge
for aluminum siding.
346
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,514
Do I look like someone
who uses aluminum sidin'?
347
00:19:03,749 --> 00:19:04,945
He's a lawyer.
348
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,980
That shit-suckin' bastard.
349
00:19:10,344 --> 00:19:13,253
Would you care for a fresh latte, Dale?
350
00:19:15,792 --> 00:19:18,314
We do not euthanize our patients, sir.
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00:19:18,335 --> 00:19:19,801
Read our mission statement.
352
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:22,015
I am just trying to understand,
what is this charge
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00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:24,429
for $279.50 for "miscellaneous"?
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00:19:24,452 --> 00:19:26,628
Miscellaneous is the cappuccino cart.
355
00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:28,441
She bought a cappuccino cart?
356
00:19:28,610 --> 00:19:30,647
We have a cappuccino cart.
It's one of our perks.
357
00:19:30,798 --> 00:19:33,211
Dear God, you must be peeling
the old bat off the ceiling.
358
00:19:33,409 --> 00:19:36,154
I mean,why can't she just rip
some bark off a tree and chew it?
359
00:19:36,382 --> 00:19:37,999
That's probably what squanto used to do.
360
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,296
It didn't cost him a dime.
361
00:19:39,467 --> 00:19:40,593
Bark is a natural stimulant.
362
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,716
You want your
mother-in-law to chew bark?
363
00:19:43,496 --> 00:19:45,314
Okay. You tell her.
364
00:19:45,429 --> 00:19:47,733
Front desk, visitor for dr. Morgenstern.
365
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:49,695
No, no, no, not now.
I don't want to scare her.
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00:19:49,728 --> 00:19:52,356
Look, she's elderly and
obviously overcaffeinated,
367
00:19:52,423 --> 00:19:53,772
you know? This is just a recipe
368
00:19:53,807 --> 00:19:54,980
for cardiac arrest.
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00:20:02,959 --> 00:20:04,684
She doesn't want to see me.
370
00:20:04,778 --> 00:20:05,968
She hates lawyers.
371
00:20:06,133 --> 00:20:08,207
I mean, mom has had
it with the litigious society.
372
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,396
Chances are she won't
even rember you, mr. Rich.
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00:20:10,432 --> 00:20:12,097
We had to move her to ward c.
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00:20:14,071 --> 00:20:16,417
Dr. Morgenstern, hon?
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00:20:18,021 --> 00:20:19,863
Your son-in-law is here.
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00:20:26,528 --> 00:20:27,772
mother?
377
00:20:28,088 --> 00:20:29,719
Hi, it's Doug.
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00:20:31,543 --> 00:20:33,091
I've had some work done.
379
00:20:34,652 --> 00:20:35,660
Mom?
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00:20:37,344 --> 00:20:39,479
Sometimes you have to speak up a little.
381
00:20:40,613 --> 00:20:42,314
Hi, mom, it's Doug.
382
00:20:44,308 --> 00:20:45,364
You remember?
383
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,379
Who?
384
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:52,511
I'm Doug Rich.
385
00:20:52,731 --> 00:20:53,915
I'm Doug Rich.
386
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,440
I think... I think you're...
387
00:20:55,543 --> 00:20:57,361
You're marvin o'keefe, sir.
388
00:20:57,443 --> 00:20:58,895
I'm Doug Rich.
389
00:20:59,001 --> 00:21:00,936
What is this,spartacus? I'm Doug Rich.
390
00:21:00,983 --> 00:21:03,423
Do not antagonize mr. O'keefe.
391
00:21:03,464 --> 00:21:04,930
You lousy sack of shit!
392
00:21:05,047 --> 00:21:06,561
I'm Doug Rich!
393
00:21:07,672 --> 00:21:09,209
Maybe you are Doug Rich.
394
00:21:09,654 --> 00:21:11,379
Is that why I'm not getting any jobs?
395
00:21:11,731 --> 00:21:13,479
You're causing me to be unemployed.
396
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,376
You're causing the supply of Doug Rich
397
00:21:15,411 --> 00:21:17,581
to greatly exceed
the demand for Doug Rich.
398
00:21:20,003 --> 00:21:21,364
That's it.
399
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:23,039
Why is there no air in here?
400
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:25,256
Come on, ma, we're getting out of here.
401
00:21:27,033 --> 00:21:29,344
she's not covered without
a day release form.
402
00:21:29,473 --> 00:21:30,904
We're going.
403
00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:33,200
Thank you, Doug.
404
00:21:37,685 --> 00:21:38,928
This is great.
405
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,532
This is a great idea.
406
00:21:40,837 --> 00:21:42,585
This is a great idea.
407
00:21:42,911 --> 00:21:44,987
We're just gonna get some air.
408
00:21:46,682 --> 00:21:47,714
God!
409
00:21:48,430 --> 00:21:49,990
You all right there, ma?
410
00:21:53,783 --> 00:21:55,437
Isn't this fun, ma?
411
00:21:57,155 --> 00:21:58,867
I'll put that. Here we go.
412
00:21:58,935 --> 00:22:02,067
Gotta get some air.
I bet you like this air.
413
00:22:02,604 --> 00:22:04,363
This is real air, ma.
414
00:22:05,850 --> 00:22:08,184
Gotcha. I gotcha.
415
00:22:08,583 --> 00:22:09,604
I gotcha.
416
00:22:10,014 --> 00:22:11,938
Okay, this is fun, huh?
417
00:22:12,850 --> 00:22:13,859
Down.
418
00:22:14,451 --> 00:22:16,351
Now, ma, watch your head there.
419
00:22:16,433 --> 00:22:17,442
Back you go.
420
00:22:18,202 --> 00:22:19,656
Not so far back.
421
00:22:20,008 --> 00:22:21,451
You have to go here.
422
00:22:21,580 --> 00:22:23,046
It's like a ride.
423
00:22:23,501 --> 00:22:25,343
Here we go. Okay.
424
00:22:33,706 --> 00:22:36,263
- I made some calls.
- What?
425
00:22:42,890 --> 00:22:45,002
Yeah, yeah, excellent plan.
426
00:22:45,761 --> 00:22:47,873
- Where's Cherien?
- Cherien?
427
00:22:48,459 --> 00:22:50,711
Look, what kind of
doctor are you, anyway?
428
00:22:50,978 --> 00:22:52,245
Tell me all about that.
429
00:22:52,292 --> 00:22:54,321
- Where is Cherien?
- No, no, no.
430
00:22:54,543 --> 00:22:56,269
We'll go to the park, what about that?
431
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,561
Do you want to go to the park?
We could feed the ducks.
432
00:22:58,610 --> 00:22:59,657
Where is Cherien?
433
00:22:59,833 --> 00:23:01,733
All right! I'll take you to Cherien!
434
00:23:01,944 --> 00:23:02,953
But...
435
00:23:03,563 --> 00:23:06,660
She's changed.
She's changed an awful lot.
436
00:23:07,088 --> 00:23:08,519
More than me.
437
00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:14,602
And now,
438
00:23:14,954 --> 00:23:17,546
he's livin' with some skank
in little rock
439
00:23:17,746 --> 00:23:19,024
with maroon hair...
440
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:23,422
And "Satan" tattooed on her neck.
441
00:23:27,032 --> 00:23:28,252
Hey, hold that thought.
442
00:23:28,821 --> 00:23:31,574
- ...any of the stuff, just lattes.
- Where the hell have you been?
443
00:23:31,599 --> 00:23:32,713
I've got a surprise for you in the car.
444
00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:33,858
What happened to your suit?
445
00:23:33,896 --> 00:23:36,187
There was a minor altercation,
but it's good.
446
00:23:36,246 --> 00:23:38,615
Really cleared things up.
Everything is totally clear now.
447
00:23:38,791 --> 00:23:40,653
It is a bad sign. It is a very bad sign.
448
00:23:40,793 --> 00:23:41,807
No, it's great sign.
449
00:23:41,865 --> 00:23:43,437
Because everything finally makes sense.
450
00:23:43,484 --> 00:23:45,174
Everything is not supposed
to make sense.
451
00:23:45,212 --> 00:23:47,085
If it makes sense and
everything's beautiful.
452
00:23:47,123 --> 00:23:48,427
Everything is beautiful.
453
00:23:48,490 --> 00:23:50,301
You see, now you're tweakin', all right?
454
00:23:50,377 --> 00:23:51,855
This is very dangerous, Wayne.
455
00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:53,374
All this is just symptoms, okay?
456
00:23:53,503 --> 00:23:55,564
These are symptoms.
Euphoria,aggression,
457
00:23:55,623 --> 00:23:57,326
heart palpitations, extreme sex drive,
458
00:23:57,378 --> 00:23:58,810
all these things you're
feeling right now.
459
00:23:58,835 --> 00:24:01,721
Pretty soon, you're gonna crash,
you're gonna get suicidally depressed,
460
00:24:01,753 --> 00:24:03,119
then maybe
you're gonna feel like
461
00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:04,842
there's bugs crawling
all over your skin.
462
00:24:05,874 --> 00:24:08,290
I'm so glad you're back.
I was all worried.
463
00:24:10,498 --> 00:24:12,752
I once ate bad herring,
and I had the trots for a week.
464
00:24:13,794 --> 00:24:15,208
God, that means so much.
465
00:24:15,501 --> 00:24:17,976
Some many people don't give
a sheet about Doug Rich.
466
00:24:18,996 --> 00:24:20,110
Okay, that's enough.
467
00:24:20,837 --> 00:24:22,374
Okay, that's enough. That's enough.
468
00:24:23,089 --> 00:24:24,098
Sorry.
469
00:24:24,313 --> 00:24:25,780
I'm experiencing extreme sex drive.
470
00:24:25,980 --> 00:24:27,399
Go in your office now!
471
00:24:29,346 --> 00:24:30,707
Okay. Now, what are you doing?
472
00:24:30,848 --> 00:24:32,812
Are you trying to blow
this whole thing to hell?
473
00:24:32,964 --> 00:24:34,618
How do you like it, watching someone you
474
00:24:34,794 --> 00:24:36,190
love self-destruct?
475
00:24:36,741 --> 00:24:39,157
This is your brain on drugs.
476
00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:42,061
I feel so close to you now.
477
00:24:42,223 --> 00:24:43,829
Now there's no more bullshit, no lying.
478
00:24:43,910 --> 00:24:45,792
Could you just put
your pants back on, please?
479
00:24:45,873 --> 00:24:48,371
I can't. This is extreme sex drive.
480
00:24:48,419 --> 00:24:50,417
- I love you.
- Wayne, this is the meth talking.
481
00:24:50,430 --> 00:24:51,890
You know what's happening right now?
482
00:24:51,922 --> 00:24:54,649
You're getting a big release of
dopamine in your prefrontal cortex.
483
00:24:54,681 --> 00:24:56,222
- That makes two of us.
- Get off me.
484
00:24:56,401 --> 00:24:57,648
Get a grip on yourself!
485
00:24:57,912 --> 00:24:59,706
I am not using.
486
00:24:59,929 --> 00:25:01,396
Yeah? I'm supposed to believe that?
487
00:25:01,568 --> 00:25:03,362
My God. Why?
Do I look like you right now?
488
00:25:03,408 --> 00:25:04,414
Is that what you think?
489
00:25:04,463 --> 00:25:06,668
You think I'm all runnin' around
with the crazy eyes,
490
00:25:06,701 --> 00:25:08,593
humpin' the secretary,
rantin' about squanto?
491
00:25:08,672 --> 00:25:10,974
No, I'm trying to keep
a goddamn job together!
492
00:25:11,039 --> 00:25:12,873
I'm trying to keep this together, Wayne!
493
00:25:12,964 --> 00:25:16,112
- Do I seem like I'm using?
- Why would I think that?
494
00:25:16,541 --> 00:25:19,365
- Did Hugh give you pills?
- No, Wayne. No, he did not.
495
00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:21,004
Yeah, but he knew! You told him!
496
00:25:21,056 --> 00:25:23,631
Everybody knew, Wayne.
It was goddamn obvious.
497
00:25:23,761 --> 00:25:25,985
I never lied, okay. Are you gettin' me?
498
00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:28,330
You were the only
person who did not know
499
00:25:28,447 --> 00:25:30,398
because you were too
busy lying to yourself
500
00:25:30,489 --> 00:25:32,939
because, Wayne, that is what you do!
501
00:25:37,996 --> 00:25:40,368
You stuff everything down, Wayne.
502
00:25:40,514 --> 00:25:42,366
You try and make everything look pretty.
503
00:25:42,678 --> 00:25:45,491
I think that's why you dragged us
here to Edenfalls, so we could live
504
00:25:45,633 --> 00:25:48,481
in this glittery,
and pretend to be happy.
505
00:25:50,752 --> 00:25:52,906
You want me to be happy, huh?
506
00:25:54,199 --> 00:25:55,860
Then let me do drugs.
507
00:26:04,028 --> 00:26:05,713
I thought we were in this together.
508
00:26:10,469 --> 00:26:11,614
Did you drive here?
509
00:26:13,663 --> 00:26:15,338
Your mother's in the car.
510
00:26:17,024 --> 00:26:18,606
No, don't go out there. No.
511
00:26:19,178 --> 00:26:21,373
I liberated her from the nursing home.
512
00:26:21,529 --> 00:26:22,767
Look, she's completely senile.
513
00:26:22,805 --> 00:26:24,497
You gotta go down
and say you're Cherien.
514
00:26:24,562 --> 00:26:26,737
She won't go until she
knows that Cherien is...
515
00:26:26,850 --> 00:26:27,855
Shush!
516
00:26:28,183 --> 00:26:29,185
Be quiet.
517
00:26:30,662 --> 00:26:31,667
Stay here.
518
00:26:32,369 --> 00:26:33,370
Do not move.
519
00:26:33,783 --> 00:26:35,479
I'm gonna go deal with the old lady.
520
00:26:43,834 --> 00:26:45,551
He had an allergic reaction.
521
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,185
To his pants?
522
00:26:51,764 --> 00:26:53,689
Just don't let him leave the office.
523
00:26:55,541 --> 00:26:56,977
You could go buff...
524
00:26:57,580 --> 00:26:59,027
Buff or ecru.
525
00:26:59,287 --> 00:27:00,921
Or you could even go oatmeal.
526
00:27:01,535 --> 00:27:03,714
And you can do the whole thing for 500?
527
00:27:04,802 --> 00:27:07,209
Seein' as you're a preferred customer.
528
00:27:09,225 --> 00:27:11,273
So, Doug Rich is
529
00:27:11,436 --> 00:27:14,638
a lawyer for a real estate company, huh?
530
00:27:15,285 --> 00:27:16,290
Shoes!
531
00:27:18,049 --> 00:27:19,288
I'm sorry.
532
00:27:19,613 --> 00:27:20,670
Sorry.
533
00:27:22,277 --> 00:27:23,282
And his
534
00:27:23,315 --> 00:27:26,379
real estate company
screwed you out of $10 million?
535
00:27:26,483 --> 00:27:29,365
That's right, because of a
legal action I filed against them.
536
00:27:29,430 --> 00:27:30,637
Why'd you file a legal action?
537
00:27:30,687 --> 00:27:33,497
Because they caused me
irreparable harm and loss of limb.
538
00:27:34,967 --> 00:27:36,072
Loss of limb?
539
00:27:36,878 --> 00:27:38,972
No, not my foot.
I broke that on the stair.
540
00:27:39,063 --> 00:27:41,496
It is still clearly attached to
my body. You know what?
541
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:42,913
I don't care to discuss it.
542
00:27:43,382 --> 00:27:45,059
Please use the stain remover sparingly.
543
00:27:52,694 --> 00:27:54,033
It was your arm, wasn't it?
544
00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:56,882
I believe I just said that
I didn't care to discuss it.
545
00:27:56,998 --> 00:27:59,313
And now you're ruinin' my shag.
You know what?
546
00:27:59,547 --> 00:28:02,343
My paint's fine. I do not need
new paint. You are free to go.
547
00:28:04,970 --> 00:28:07,949
And if you don't get those stains
off my carpet, I will sue your ass.
548
00:28:19,659 --> 00:28:21,337
Jesus christ.
549
00:28:24,466 --> 00:28:25,520
Hi, ma. Hi.
550
00:28:25,812 --> 00:28:26,818
Hi.
551
00:28:27,098 --> 00:28:30,050
Oh, my goodness, look at you.
Don't you look fine?
552
00:28:30,435 --> 00:28:31,441
Now,
553
00:28:31,676 --> 00:28:33,250
you might not even recognize me.
554
00:28:33,355 --> 00:28:35,540
It's been a long time since
we've seen each other.
555
00:28:35,683 --> 00:28:38,362
I've had an extreme makeover, okay?
556
00:28:41,406 --> 00:28:43,656
I gonna take you back to
the nursing home, honey.
557
00:28:51,928 --> 00:28:53,046
here we go.
558
00:28:53,904 --> 00:28:54,913
All right.
559
00:28:55,972 --> 00:28:56,973
All right.
560
00:28:59,315 --> 00:29:00,473
Oh, boy.
561
00:29:03,494 --> 00:29:04,500
Well,
562
00:29:05,545 --> 00:29:07,743
I have had a personal setback today.
563
00:29:15,026 --> 00:29:16,106
Thanks for that.
564
00:29:26,602 --> 00:29:28,059
Doug's gone crazy.
565
00:29:28,956 --> 00:29:30,907
I think he might have fried his brain.
566
00:29:36,786 --> 00:29:38,112
Your hand is warm.
567
00:29:42,359 --> 00:29:43,413
Nice and warm.
568
00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:50,858
Kind of nice havin' a mama,
569
00:29:51,215 --> 00:29:52,967
even a bullshit one like you.
570
00:29:59,148 --> 00:30:01,078
I'm just kind of freaked out, you know?
571
00:30:01,890 --> 00:30:04,512
I'm scared he might jump off
a building when he crashes, or
572
00:30:04,664 --> 00:30:06,690
try and drink himself to
death because, you know,
573
00:30:06,728 --> 00:30:08,962
that's what you do when
you try and numb the crash.
574
00:30:11,817 --> 00:30:14,088
Oh, my God, this is so wrong.
575
00:30:15,937 --> 00:30:17,689
I don't know what I'm doin'.
576
00:30:18,727 --> 00:30:21,549
I'm not supposed to be
the strong one. I'm not.
577
00:30:24,308 --> 00:30:25,897
You're not Cherien.
578
00:30:37,463 --> 00:30:40,448
I'm sorry, Doug, but since you're here,
579
00:30:40,577 --> 00:30:42,897
the reit has some questions
about the documents.
580
00:30:42,978 --> 00:30:44,746
- What?
- They're kind of waiting.
581
00:30:44,811 --> 00:30:45,816
Fine.
582
00:30:47,568 --> 00:30:49,904
Well, of course, I'm Cherien.
583
00:30:50,066 --> 00:30:51,072
You know?
584
00:30:51,136 --> 00:30:52,905
Don't you recognize your own daughter?
585
00:30:52,969 --> 00:30:54,738
You really are senile, ma.
586
00:30:55,516 --> 00:30:57,041
You're not Cherien,
587
00:31:02,751 --> 00:31:05,087
I'll have a grande mochaccino.
588
00:31:07,568 --> 00:31:09,612
I got to get you back to
the nursing home, honey.
589
00:31:09,693 --> 00:31:11,008
I have to pee.
590
00:31:11,154 --> 00:31:13,457
Okay, well, you can pee
at the nursing home, huh?
591
00:31:13,620 --> 00:31:14,869
I have to pee.
592
00:31:15,518 --> 00:31:16,913
I have to pee!
593
00:31:16,978 --> 00:31:18,276
Okay, okay, okay. Don't pee now.
594
00:31:18,325 --> 00:31:21,066
I'll take you to my house.
You can pee there, okay? Okay?
595
00:31:24,359 --> 00:31:25,917
You're not Cherien.
596
00:31:28,366 --> 00:31:29,842
Cherien's a bitch.
597
00:31:39,988 --> 00:31:41,067
Oh. There's,
598
00:31:41,618 --> 00:31:43,430
There's no provision
in these contracts
599
00:31:43,646 --> 00:31:46,063
for our offer to be
contingent on inspection.
600
00:31:47,912 --> 00:31:48,918
You....
601
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,827
You are the head of legal, right?
602
00:31:53,054 --> 00:31:54,060
Am I?
603
00:31:54,660 --> 00:31:55,812
Is that who I am?
604
00:31:59,511 --> 00:32:01,587
I'm not sure what's real anymore.
605
00:32:02,171 --> 00:32:03,728
I don't think the bugs are.
606
00:32:05,870 --> 00:32:06,875
You know,
607
00:32:07,897 --> 00:32:09,887
we run and we run and we run
608
00:32:10,075 --> 00:32:12,441
we think we're getting closer
to what we want, but,
609
00:32:12,591 --> 00:32:14,478
really,we're just trying
to pay the 19,000
610
00:32:15,248 --> 00:32:17,655
$19,876.74 a month.
611
00:32:18,067 --> 00:32:19,073
I feel you.
612
00:32:19,803 --> 00:32:22,301
Try being divorced, double everything.
613
00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:24,313
Try being divorced twice.
614
00:32:24,383 --> 00:32:25,673
Is that who we are?
615
00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:27,733
Is that what's gonna be on my tombstone?
616
00:32:27,816 --> 00:32:29,324
"here lies a guy who came up with"
617
00:32:29,408 --> 00:32:31,926
"19,876.74 a month"?
618
00:32:32,508 --> 00:32:34,454
I grew up in a jesuit orphanage.
619
00:32:34,579 --> 00:32:36,587
Is this what the brothers
educated me for?
620
00:32:44,036 --> 00:32:46,367
I don't even remember what
I was supposed to want...
621
00:32:52,288 --> 00:32:53,890
If I don't have Dahlia.
622
00:33:09,675 --> 00:33:12,671
Okay, hold on 'cause
we are almost there.
623
00:33:13,171 --> 00:33:15,720
Just in here. Hi! We're home!
624
00:33:16,656 --> 00:33:17,811
She's senile.
625
00:33:18,727 --> 00:33:20,694
You're not Cherien.
626
00:33:21,412 --> 00:33:22,900
She's mostly senile.
627
00:33:23,243 --> 00:33:24,367
It's Cherien's mom.
628
00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:27,499
But I thought she was in a nursing home.
629
00:33:27,603 --> 00:33:29,247
Yeah, your dad set her free.
630
00:33:29,444 --> 00:33:30,828
Hey, grandma.
631
00:33:30,901 --> 00:33:31,910
Yeah.
632
00:33:32,046 --> 00:33:33,914
Grandma's gonna go pee-pee,
633
00:33:33,980 --> 00:33:36,177
and then we're gonna go back to
the nice nursing home real fast.
634
00:33:36,224 --> 00:33:38,008
See, I thought both our
grandmas were dead.
635
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,090
There you go.
636
00:33:39,723 --> 00:33:40,733
It's a miracle.
637
00:33:48,172 --> 00:33:50,107
- Wayne?
- Cherien, it's Kimmie.
638
00:33:50,253 --> 00:33:52,656
Doug walked out of the office.
I couldn't stop him,
639
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:55,778
- and he was wearing his pants.
- Oh, jesus christ.
640
00:33:57,922 --> 00:34:01,198
Oh, Wayne, please don't
do anything stupid, honey.
641
00:34:03,726 --> 00:34:05,692
Wayne! Aw, shit.
642
00:34:05,765 --> 00:34:06,993
Dad didn't come home, did he?
643
00:34:07,036 --> 00:34:09,618
- I thought dad was at work, mom.
- Told you he was gonna quit.
644
00:34:09,668 --> 00:34:11,529
Okay, now you listen to me.
645
00:34:11,863 --> 00:34:14,256
You do not do anything stupid, okay?
646
00:34:14,359 --> 00:34:17,481
Don't get in any fights, please,
and do not drive anywhere.
647
00:34:18,469 --> 00:34:20,883
Mom, I think grandma
fell in the bathroom!
648
00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:29,124
Bless me father for I have sinned.
It has been...
649
00:34:31,303 --> 00:34:32,848
Twenty
650
00:34:32,849 --> 00:34:34,627
Twenty Two...
651
00:34:34,628 --> 00:34:35,638
Twenty Two Years...
652
00:34:35,701 --> 00:34:37,095
Since my last confession,
653
00:34:37,574 --> 00:34:40,946
and I have done a shitload of meth.
654
00:34:43,691 --> 00:34:45,241
Uh, my name is Doug.
655
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,734
my name is Wayne.
656
00:34:52,817 --> 00:34:54,159
Wayne Malloy.
657
00:34:55,709 --> 00:34:57,592
Okay, let's get you in your wheelchair.
658
00:34:57,766 --> 00:34:58,836
Careful there.
659
00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:01,259
Let's get you back to the nursing
home, sweetheart, okay?
660
00:35:01,315 --> 00:35:02,564
You're not Cherien.
661
00:35:02,711 --> 00:35:04,240
No, I'm know, sweetheart.
662
00:35:04,303 --> 00:35:05,957
I made some calls.
663
00:35:06,019 --> 00:35:07,463
Okay. Who'd you call?
664
00:35:07,870 --> 00:35:09,410
Did you call the nursing home?
665
00:35:10,467 --> 00:35:12,522
They're not gonna believe you,
sweetheart. I mean,
666
00:35:12,573 --> 00:35:14,602
you know, you're a senile old lady.
667
00:35:15,399 --> 00:35:17,907
- Who'd you call?
- She didn't call the cops, did she?
668
00:35:18,406 --> 00:35:19,915
You're not Cherien.
669
00:35:25,441 --> 00:35:26,492
Her doing meth,
670
00:35:26,980 --> 00:35:28,936
it's because I failed her.
671
00:35:30,123 --> 00:35:31,299
That's why I came here.
672
00:35:32,090 --> 00:35:34,536
I thought if I could build her a castle,
673
00:35:34,941 --> 00:35:36,773
a whole new life here in Edenfalls,
674
00:35:36,898 --> 00:35:39,488
then... Then I'd make it up to her.
675
00:35:42,568 --> 00:35:43,807
What a crock of shit.
676
00:35:46,366 --> 00:35:48,593
If want to rip off my skin.
677
00:35:49,707 --> 00:35:53,109
I want to drink so much,
I can't even rember who I am.
678
00:35:54,087 --> 00:35:55,315
I want to die.
679
00:35:58,042 --> 00:35:59,228
I want more meth.
680
00:36:01,725 --> 00:36:03,723
God, you must think I'm such an asshole.
681
00:36:04,878 --> 00:36:06,002
No, of course not.
682
00:36:06,741 --> 00:36:09,290
You're in a lot of pain.
It's the human condition.
683
00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:12,090
We're all flawed, Wayne.
684
00:36:14,931 --> 00:36:15,939
I mean.
685
00:36:16,563 --> 00:36:17,575
Th-thanks.
686
00:36:17,627 --> 00:36:18,951
I understand how you feel.
687
00:36:20,144 --> 00:36:22,928
I'm having something of
an existential crisis myself.
688
00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:25,232
You're an existentialist priest?
689
00:36:25,336 --> 00:36:27,844
I'm quitting the priesthood.
Next week is my last week.
690
00:36:29,061 --> 00:36:30,487
I don't believe in God anymore.
691
00:36:31,549 --> 00:36:33,307
Whoa, what bad timing.
692
00:36:34,223 --> 00:36:36,180
Stains are all scrubbed out now, ma'am,
693
00:36:36,294 --> 00:36:38,500
so I'll just be on my way.
694
00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:41,236
Okay, thank you.
695
00:36:41,746 --> 00:36:44,784
Look, I'm sorry if I bit
your head off earlier.
696
00:36:46,554 --> 00:36:49,946
Oh, it's a sensitive topic,
ma'am. I can see that.
697
00:36:50,883 --> 00:36:53,578
So Doug Rich, he really screwed
you over on that paint job, huh?
698
00:36:53,681 --> 00:36:55,794
He can suck shit in hell for all I care.
699
00:36:59,841 --> 00:37:00,851
That's Everett.
700
00:37:01,464 --> 00:37:02,494
He's my husband.
701
00:37:06,417 --> 00:37:08,113
So you must really hate him, huh?
702
00:37:08,789 --> 00:37:10,714
- Your husband?
- Doug Rich.
703
00:37:15,687 --> 00:37:17,841
Yeah. Do you?
704
00:37:18,226 --> 00:37:21,722
He screwed you out of $10 million.
You must hate his guts.
705
00:37:21,836 --> 00:37:23,043
You probably want to kill him.
706
00:37:25,634 --> 00:37:28,350
No, I wouldn't dream of killin' him.
That would be awful.
707
00:37:28,464 --> 00:37:31,471
I did once think of running him over
when he was mowing his lawn,
708
00:37:31,544 --> 00:37:35,353
but I was very angry that day, and
I would never really do that, of course.
709
00:37:35,457 --> 00:37:37,319
Yeah. The thing about killin'
710
00:37:38,536 --> 00:37:39,556
is, uh...
711
00:37:41,595 --> 00:37:44,457
My daddy passed recently,
712
00:37:45,174 --> 00:37:48,005
and I realized that
once a person is dead...
713
00:37:50,273 --> 00:37:51,969
Things are always up in the air.
714
00:37:52,063 --> 00:37:54,851
It's like time stands still
since the day they died.
715
00:37:57,026 --> 00:37:58,940
Plus, they come to you
when you're asleep.
716
00:38:00,137 --> 00:38:01,240
My arm does that.
717
00:38:02,061 --> 00:38:03,924
When I dream of it, it's still attached.
718
00:38:08,897 --> 00:38:09,937
Can I touch it?
719
00:38:11,872 --> 00:38:15,223
I'm sorry.
I just... I'm kind of mechanical,
720
00:38:15,785 --> 00:38:18,240
and I ain't never seen
no mechanical arm before.
721
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,474
You wouldn't be disgusted?
722
00:38:39,573 --> 00:38:41,258
That's some solid craftsmanship.
723
00:38:49,968 --> 00:38:51,809
They didn't scrimp on them joints.
724
00:38:52,611 --> 00:38:55,212
I hope you weren't
shocked by what I said
725
00:38:55,857 --> 00:38:58,417
about, you know, killin' Doug.
I didn't mean it.
726
00:38:58,511 --> 00:39:00,883
I just have very strong
feelings, that's all I meant.
727
00:39:01,060 --> 00:39:03,713
Yeah, I know how it is.
I've felt like that sometimes.
728
00:39:09,384 --> 00:39:10,966
Would you like to stay for supper?
729
00:39:19,883 --> 00:39:21,912
- Keep thinking about squanto.
- Yeah.
730
00:39:22,765 --> 00:39:24,139
What an asshole.
731
00:39:24,659 --> 00:39:26,730
Upwardly mobile son of a bitch,
732
00:39:26,917 --> 00:39:28,395
spoke fluent english,
733
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,860
- played everybody.
- Mm-hmm.
734
00:39:55,252 --> 00:39:57,853
You know, I kind of
always wanted a grandma.
735
00:39:58,020 --> 00:40:00,767
No. No, don't do that.
We're taking her back tomorrow.
736
00:40:00,825 --> 00:40:03,278
I know that.
I'm just saying, she's just...
737
00:40:03,434 --> 00:40:05,589
kind of easy to talk to.
738
00:40:05,659 --> 00:40:07,798
She even held my hand
there for a second.
739
00:40:07,829 --> 00:40:09,739
So, you guys... You
talked to her about us?
740
00:40:09,802 --> 00:40:12,138
- That's great, Didi.
- Calm down, Cal.
741
00:40:12,211 --> 00:40:14,340
She doesn't even
understand anything, okay?
742
00:40:14,389 --> 00:40:16,634
I'll have a grande mochaccino.
743
00:40:16,712 --> 00:40:20,282
- Mom, grandma wants
another mochaccino. - Ma!
744
00:40:20,866 --> 00:40:22,916
Geez, I just fixed you one.
745
00:40:27,575 --> 00:40:29,807
Wayne? Where the hell are you?
746
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:44,942
I can't drive.
747
00:40:47,253 --> 00:40:49,018
Father jeff took the bus.
748
00:40:51,575 --> 00:40:52,925
I want to die.
749
00:40:54,598 --> 00:40:56,247
It's gonna go away after a while.
750
00:40:59,673 --> 00:41:01,244
Is this how you felt?
751
00:41:09,590 --> 00:41:10,641
I'm so sorry.
752
00:41:18,415 --> 00:41:20,090
I was so ashamed, Wayne...
753
00:41:22,282 --> 00:41:23,632
But I couldn't tell you.
754
00:41:29,304 --> 00:41:31,628
I wanted to make
you this beautiful life.
755
00:41:37,599 --> 00:41:38,910
But it's not real.
756
00:41:50,566 --> 00:41:52,045
Come on, let's go.
757
00:41:57,497 --> 00:41:59,314
- You don't want your shoes?
- No.
758
00:42:04,096 --> 00:42:07,211
- You know, my buttons
are falling off. - What?
759
00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:11,026
- My buttons are fall... - Okay, okay.
Let me see, let me see, let me see.
760
00:42:14,647 --> 00:42:16,620
You scared the shit out of me today.
761
00:42:19,228 --> 00:42:21,136
All I could picture was you lying dead
762
00:42:21,214 --> 00:42:23,719
in some hospital
somewhere from an overdose.
763
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:31,520
Hey, are we big enough for this life?
764
00:42:32,817 --> 00:42:35,909
Are we big enough for this crazy
world we found ourself in?
765
00:42:36,257 --> 00:42:37,360
'Cause I don't know.
766
00:42:39,216 --> 00:42:41,033
I've messed up your whole life.
767
00:42:45,472 --> 00:42:46,718
Yeah, you have.
768
00:42:48,185 --> 00:42:50,080
But, baby...
769
00:42:53,442 --> 00:42:56,232
all I ever wanted was
a messed-up life with you.
770
00:43:02,086 --> 00:43:03,241
Without you...
771
00:43:07,966 --> 00:43:10,250
I can't do my buttons.
772
00:43:20,517 --> 00:43:24,118
- Should we go home?
- You're so pathetic. Come on.
773
00:43:27,797 --> 00:43:30,858
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