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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:01,793 --> 00:00:03,026 Previously on the Riches... 3 00:00:03,278 --> 00:00:04,749 Do you really think dad has a plan? 4 00:00:04,959 --> 00:00:07,186 He stole the money, ma lost the money, 5 00:00:07,397 --> 00:00:10,254 and now we're here in a dead guy's house. 6 00:00:10,507 --> 00:00:12,734 Doug Rich was a litigator. 7 00:00:12,944 --> 00:00:16,012 You have to be the worst lawyer in the world. 8 00:00:16,180 --> 00:00:18,912 I am. And you, you're fired. 9 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:20,860 The new guy doesn't know anything! 10 00:00:20,907 --> 00:00:21,916 You want to be a partner? 11 00:00:21,952 --> 00:00:24,921 - That's what I went to law school for. - Okay, man, in the meantime, 12 00:00:25,132 --> 00:00:27,233 - you need to invite me to a dinner. - A dinner? 13 00:00:27,443 --> 00:00:29,296 I check out your house,your friends, 14 00:00:29,505 --> 00:00:31,566 your family, see if you're partnership material. 15 00:00:31,674 --> 00:00:36,003 This is Chunky K. She was my cellie in prison. 16 00:00:36,129 --> 00:00:38,398 Man, this whole maid thing is weirding me out. 17 00:00:38,507 --> 00:00:40,588 If I don't work for you, I gotta work for somebody. 18 00:00:40,667 --> 00:00:44,046 I want you to think of three adjectives that describe Doug and Cherien, 19 00:00:44,168 --> 00:00:46,906 and if I like your adjectives, I'm gonna make Doug here a partner. 20 00:00:47,013 --> 00:00:49,199 If I don't, he's out on the street. 21 00:00:50,853 --> 00:00:53,321 - Jesus Christ! - Shut that goddamn door! 22 00:00:53,359 --> 00:00:54,549 You want to make me a partner 23 00:00:54,587 --> 00:00:56,777 - right now, right here? - Why the hell not? 24 00:00:57,928 --> 00:01:00,407 Maybe later. I wanted to be a partner. 25 00:01:00,617 --> 00:01:02,971 Something about it makes me sick to my stomach. 26 00:01:03,181 --> 00:01:05,282 Oh, we're turning into buffers, baby. 27 00:01:05,702 --> 00:01:07,972 - You want some? - No. 28 00:01:08,224 --> 00:01:10,157 If you decide you do want some, 29 00:01:10,367 --> 00:01:12,469 I'll just leave it right there for you. 30 00:01:12,637 --> 00:01:15,326 - Don't. - So stop me then. 31 00:01:40,976 --> 00:01:42,909 Why didn't you come to bed last night? 32 00:01:43,665 --> 00:01:45,136 What's the matter with you? 33 00:01:45,430 --> 00:01:48,540 I saw the little baggy your friend K passed you last night, 34 00:01:48,750 --> 00:01:51,902 - the one with the white powder in it. - She left it here. 35 00:01:52,785 --> 00:01:56,567 I just can't take the lying. That's what I can't take. 36 00:01:56,819 --> 00:02:00,055 I'm not lying, Wayne. I told you, I'm off that shit. 37 00:02:00,213 --> 00:02:03,378 Really? 'cause after you went to sleep, I went around the house, 38 00:02:03,449 --> 00:02:07,946 and I found about 15 bottles of tranquilizer hidden all over the place. 39 00:02:08,072 --> 00:02:10,593 You must be the most tranquil person on the goddamn planet. 40 00:02:10,888 --> 00:02:14,754 Has it ever crossed your mind I might need it to get off the meth? 41 00:02:15,384 --> 00:02:18,410 Well, why didn't you tell me? 42 00:02:18,817 --> 00:02:22,011 Because maybe I did not think you would understand. 43 00:02:22,221 --> 00:02:23,482 I bet Hugh understands. 44 00:02:23,692 --> 00:02:26,255 - You do it with him, too? - Oh, my God. Jesus. 45 00:02:26,592 --> 00:02:28,987 Isn't it enough that I'm not takin' the shit anymore, huh? 46 00:02:29,163 --> 00:02:30,302 What do you want from me? 47 00:02:30,372 --> 00:02:33,568 Mom, dad, I need someone to sign my permission slip! 48 00:02:34,871 --> 00:02:36,216 Science museum, huh? 49 00:02:36,384 --> 00:02:40,166 Don't you need to get to work? 50 00:02:40,993 --> 00:02:43,472 I don't know. Probably. 51 00:02:43,682 --> 00:02:46,372 - Dad, are you gonna quit your job? - I don't know. 52 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:54,387 - I don't know. - Is that why you were sleeping on 53 00:02:54,398 --> 00:02:56,811 the floor in my room last night, because you're gonna quit? 54 00:02:56,905 --> 00:02:58,879 I think that's between him and mom. 55 00:02:59,099 --> 00:03:01,319 No, no it's not about mom. I was just thinking, 56 00:03:01,586 --> 00:03:04,072 life is too short to work for assholes. 57 00:03:05,026 --> 00:03:06,028 Remember that. 58 00:03:06,466 --> 00:03:09,016 Calm down. There's a million buffer jobs out there. 59 00:03:09,377 --> 00:03:11,764 Is that you're looking for a cashier interview. 60 00:03:12,036 --> 00:03:15,155 Sammy, there is no way that anybody need involves with that minimum wage. 61 00:03:15,337 --> 00:03:16,401 Okay? Just forget that. 62 00:03:16,495 --> 00:03:18,717 Would you relax? I'm Doug Rich. 63 00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:21,079 I'm a high-profile lawyer, okay? 64 00:03:21,157 --> 00:03:22,550 I've settled two major cases. 65 00:03:22,628 --> 00:03:25,006 Hell, I'm a member of Edenfalls Country Club, 66 00:03:25,131 --> 00:03:26,946 and your mom's still got the job at Panco. 67 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,402 Dahlia, you're gonna be late! 68 00:03:40,151 --> 00:03:41,152 Coming! 69 00:04:27,949 --> 00:04:29,170 Hey, I was gonna flush it! 70 00:04:29,342 --> 00:04:32,033 I was gonna flush it! I was! I swear! 71 00:04:32,142 --> 00:04:33,159 I was gonna flush it! 72 00:04:33,237 --> 00:04:36,382 How big a supply is this? A month? A week? 73 00:04:36,476 --> 00:04:38,631 No, you gotta believe me, I was gonna flush it! 74 00:04:38,677 --> 00:04:40,766 If you are gonna do this shit, I'm gonna do it too? 75 00:04:40,857 --> 00:04:42,656 No, I'll go and flush it, Wayne... 76 00:04:46,723 --> 00:04:48,163 Now I believe you. 77 00:04:58,483 --> 00:04:59,491 God! 78 00:05:03,791 --> 00:05:06,307 ~ SeriesSub.com ~ present 79 00:05:06,570 --> 00:05:08,110 Transcript: swsub.com 80 00:05:08,383 --> 00:05:09,651 Synchro: Ricana & 81 00:05:09,652 --> 00:05:11,385 Synchro: [Yossarian, sheva85] from 82 00:05:11,386 --> 00:05:13,333 Synchro: ::ItalianSubAddicted:: 83 00:05:13,334 --> 00:05:15,287 Synchro: www.italiansubs.net 84 00:05:20,265 --> 00:05:23,617 Season 01 Episode 10 This Is Your Brain on Drugs 85 00:05:25,963 --> 00:05:27,371 Are you crazy? 86 00:05:29,734 --> 00:05:31,501 I mean, are you tryin' to kill yourself? 87 00:05:31,659 --> 00:05:33,458 I don't know. Are you? 88 00:05:33,849 --> 00:05:38,120 Of all the assaholic things you have ever done, this is the most assaholic. 89 00:05:38,871 --> 00:05:40,811 Are you aware of how much of this shit you did? 90 00:05:41,109 --> 00:05:44,019 I am so sorry. I forgot to read the crank head's handbook. 91 00:05:45,255 --> 00:05:47,054 Oh, yeah, it burns! 92 00:05:47,179 --> 00:05:50,214 That's right! That shit is lethal, Wayne! You better get to work 93 00:05:50,903 --> 00:05:52,326 'cause I think I quit. 94 00:05:54,047 --> 00:05:55,487 Jesus Christ. 95 00:05:57,772 --> 00:05:59,305 If you let the kids see you like this, 96 00:05:59,508 --> 00:06:00,978 I'm gonna rip your nuts off. 97 00:06:01,037 --> 00:06:02,759 I can't tell if I'm enjoying your reaction 98 00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:04,457 because it's actually gratifying 99 00:06:04,562 --> 00:06:06,379 or 'cause the meth is kickin' in. 100 00:06:17,702 --> 00:06:19,739 Mortgage, four grand a month. 101 00:06:19,865 --> 00:06:21,784 Uh, Rosemere Academy... 102 00:06:21,901 --> 00:06:23,762 is $500 a month. 103 00:06:24,758 --> 00:06:26,965 Edenfalls Country Club is $1,000 a month. 104 00:06:27,139 --> 00:06:29,396 Temple membership, water, electric, telephone... 105 00:06:29,496 --> 00:06:32,189 Sam, will you stop, okay? He's not gonna quit. 106 00:06:32,329 --> 00:06:33,344 He might. 107 00:06:33,410 --> 00:06:35,513 Somethin' went down with him and mom at that party. 108 00:06:35,568 --> 00:06:38,049 why are we gettin' a bill from Mountain View Nursing Home 109 00:06:38,087 --> 00:06:39,644 for $4,700 a month? 110 00:06:39,672 --> 00:06:41,065 Must be where Cherien's mother is. 111 00:06:41,093 --> 00:06:43,784 I mean, he was never gonna make it in the corporate world anyway. God knows 112 00:06:43,832 --> 00:06:46,359 - mom's not gonna hang on to a job. - So what are we gonna do? 113 00:06:46,430 --> 00:06:48,071 What we always do, move somewhere else. 114 00:06:48,171 --> 00:06:51,446 And what? Go back to stealin' wallets and rippin' off car stereos? 115 00:06:51,546 --> 00:06:53,547 Maybe you can wear a mustache this time. 116 00:06:54,061 --> 00:06:55,981 You see, that sounds really fun to me. 117 00:06:56,087 --> 00:07:00,486 Okay, does Mom make $14,723.51 per month? 118 00:07:00,597 --> 00:07:02,389 'cause that's what we're gonna need. 119 00:07:02,489 --> 00:07:04,984 That's after taxes, buddy. You gotta add 35 percent. 120 00:07:06,561 --> 00:07:09,266 Okay, do not go upstairs. Your Dad has food poisoning. 121 00:07:09,366 --> 00:07:12,959 Mom, do you make $19,876.74... 122 00:07:13,053 --> 00:07:15,690 Do not go upstairs, okay? 123 00:08:04,211 --> 00:08:06,088 Where's Doug? Hey, Doug. 124 00:08:06,589 --> 00:08:09,862 Hey, it's me. Oh. Are you there? 125 00:08:10,079 --> 00:08:12,953 I know you're there. I just want to make sure you're still alive, huh? 126 00:08:13,103 --> 00:08:15,015 No... Oh, he had bad clams. 127 00:08:15,317 --> 00:08:17,346 Would you call me, you asshole? 128 00:08:17,534 --> 00:08:20,215 - So Doug's not comin' in? - Who the hell cares? 129 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:23,141 Hugh does. He called from Reno. The REIT is gonna be here 130 00:08:23,166 --> 00:08:26,039 at 9:00 for the closing, and he needs Doug to answer any questions. 131 00:08:26,135 --> 00:08:28,089 - The REIT? - The Real Estate Investment Trust? 132 00:08:28,189 --> 00:08:31,196 They're buying that office tower. Hugh left the papers on his desk. 133 00:08:31,296 --> 00:08:34,390 Okay, um, well, I'll handle that. Now, 134 00:08:34,504 --> 00:08:36,830 Kimmie, you know how to work the Google thing, huh? 135 00:08:36,956 --> 00:08:38,900 Can you find out what a person's supposed to do 136 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,970 if another person does a whole shitload of meth? 137 00:08:41,070 --> 00:08:43,554 Is it the one where you pack their head in ice? Huh? 138 00:08:45,472 --> 00:08:48,710 I'm... I'm givin' an anti-drug talk at my kids' school. 139 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:55,594 My monthly expenses are... 140 00:08:55,694 --> 00:08:57,678 $19,000! 141 00:08:58,159 --> 00:09:00,705 - Hi, this is the Riches, we're not here - Nineteen... 142 00:09:00,822 --> 00:09:03,567 - at the moment, so leave a message. - thousand... dollars! 143 00:09:05,261 --> 00:09:07,678 - I've got to get a job. - Wayne? 144 00:09:08,185 --> 00:09:11,434 Wayne? Wayne. Pick up the goddamn phone. 145 00:09:11,924 --> 00:09:13,727 Wayne, it's me. Pick up the phone. 146 00:09:13,793 --> 00:09:15,755 No, I understand you got a hiring freeze, Craig. 147 00:09:15,793 --> 00:09:18,401 It's not just the hiring freeze, Doug. We specialize in tax law. 148 00:09:18,492 --> 00:09:20,052 We can't use a securities litigator. 149 00:09:20,152 --> 00:09:23,854 "extreme euphoria, anxiety, aggressiveness, hostility, 150 00:09:23,968 --> 00:09:27,229 paranoia, mania, excessive talkativeness." 151 00:09:27,704 --> 00:09:29,607 it doesn't say what to do, but... 152 00:09:29,707 --> 00:09:31,332 check out the symptoms of a overdose. 153 00:09:31,432 --> 00:09:34,437 heart damage, kidney failure, hallucinations, 154 00:09:34,654 --> 00:09:38,150 stroke, heart attack." that ought to scare the kids, huh? 155 00:09:41,088 --> 00:09:43,582 You better go in there. They're gonna have questions. 156 00:09:43,682 --> 00:09:46,957 Okay. Call Doug. You read him that list of symptoms 157 00:09:47,057 --> 00:09:49,786 'cause he's gonna have to do the drug talk for the kids. 158 00:09:51,238 --> 00:09:54,546 Doug? Doug, Cherien wanted me to read you these symptoms: 159 00:09:54,684 --> 00:09:59,458 "aggressiveness, hostility, paranoia, excessive talkativeness, 160 00:09:59,936 --> 00:10:01,361 - rapid breathing." - shit. 161 00:10:01,461 --> 00:10:03,637 "extreme sex drive, 162 00:10:03,813 --> 00:10:06,265 sweating, heart palpitations." 163 00:10:09,895 --> 00:10:11,620 These here... All right, 164 00:10:11,769 --> 00:10:13,634 so I'm gonna, uh, 165 00:10:13,975 --> 00:10:15,461 notarize this stuff. 166 00:10:16,079 --> 00:10:18,068 Uh, Panetta said we should talk to head of legal 167 00:10:18,168 --> 00:10:20,308 - before we sign. - Well, the head of legal 168 00:10:20,408 --> 00:10:22,558 kicked it upstairs... to me. 169 00:10:23,945 --> 00:10:26,914 $19,000. I mean, how the hell did I get here? 170 00:10:27,014 --> 00:10:30,256 I hear ya, and that's before you're blowing 45 grand a year on college. 171 00:10:30,356 --> 00:10:32,649 Forty-five grand. I mean, how the hell did you pay it? 172 00:10:32,749 --> 00:10:34,876 - Took out a 2nd and a 3rd mortgage. - God damn it. 173 00:10:34,976 --> 00:10:38,104 Look, Doug, I wish we had an opening here, but the truth is, 174 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:40,302 - even if we did have one... - Look, I know, 175 00:10:40,402 --> 00:10:41,944 I'm not a defense litigator, but... 176 00:10:42,044 --> 00:10:44,428 I hate to sound harsh, but we need someone younger. 177 00:10:45,443 --> 00:10:47,519 - Shouldn't we read them first? - Sure. 178 00:10:47,894 --> 00:10:49,654 Whatever blows your hair back. 179 00:10:56,965 --> 00:10:59,363 - Don't need anyone right now. - Not now. No. 180 00:11:00,657 --> 00:11:01,665 God! 181 00:11:08,589 --> 00:11:11,874 "We'd like to thank you for giving us the opportunity to meet with us..." 182 00:11:12,484 --> 00:11:13,868 Hayden-Javitz! 183 00:11:13,979 --> 00:11:17,345 "We're so sorry you haven't accepted this position. Should you ever rec..." 184 00:11:21,366 --> 00:11:22,431 Hayden-Javitz? 185 00:11:22,531 --> 00:11:25,343 And just to put your kid through 1 year of college costs $45,000, 186 00:11:25,532 --> 00:11:27,556 and I didn't even go to college. 187 00:11:28,163 --> 00:11:31,037 Of course, I went to college. I went to... 188 00:11:32,119 --> 00:11:35,105 Georgetown university to do my college degree, 189 00:11:35,205 --> 00:11:38,345 and then I went to har... Princeton university, 190 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,392 and I studied law. Again, 191 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,884 I have done a lot of extracurricular activities. was... 192 00:11:42,984 --> 00:11:45,509 I was in an eating club, where we ate a lot of food. 193 00:11:45,609 --> 00:11:48,057 That's the thing you do there. And I was Prince Dauntless 194 00:11:48,157 --> 00:11:50,360 in "once upon a time on a mattress". I was a very 195 00:11:50,462 --> 00:11:53,120 excellent leading man. Dear God, you may ask, 196 00:11:53,220 --> 00:11:55,817 why put that on my resume? I ask why I put it on my resume, 197 00:11:55,917 --> 00:11:58,175 but it's on the resume to show you who I am. 198 00:11:58,275 --> 00:12:00,207 - If I could just talk to mr. Javitz... - Fine! 199 00:12:00,263 --> 00:12:03,403 I'll call the managing partner, and I'll ask if he'll see you, okay? 200 00:12:04,776 --> 00:12:06,782 Just please have a seat. I will. 201 00:12:13,935 --> 00:12:16,435 I have a mr. Rich out here in the lobby 202 00:12:16,508 --> 00:12:18,199 with a file of wrinkled-up papers, 203 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,042 saying he wants to meet you. 204 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,913 Wayne, where the hell are you? 205 00:12:23,955 --> 00:12:26,696 do you have any idea how much your mothers' nursing home costs? 206 00:12:26,735 --> 00:12:29,203 My mother's been dead for 32 years. 207 00:12:30,114 --> 00:12:32,362 Mr. Rich, our managing partner said 208 00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:33,869 he'd be delighted to see you. 209 00:12:38,811 --> 00:12:40,964 I have Doug Rich for you. 210 00:12:45,916 --> 00:12:46,935 Stewart. 211 00:12:47,363 --> 00:12:50,346 - Holy shit! - I know. What are the odds? 212 00:12:50,753 --> 00:12:52,990 Last time I saw you, you were all blurry 213 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,508 'cause one of Panco's security goons was macin' me. 214 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,299 No hard feelings, man. 215 00:12:59,147 --> 00:13:01,090 - Seriously? - Yeah. 216 00:13:02,852 --> 00:13:04,395 you got my job, I got yours. 217 00:13:04,469 --> 00:13:05,992 What goes around comes around. 218 00:13:07,964 --> 00:13:10,274 That is... Well, that is really big 219 00:13:10,314 --> 00:13:12,267 that is really really big,y'know? 220 00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:15,201 - I fired you, man. - Nah. 221 00:13:15,271 --> 00:13:17,617 That was Hugh's thing. Survival of the fittest. 222 00:13:17,652 --> 00:13:19,355 Well, talk about darwinian. 223 00:13:19,405 --> 00:13:21,722 You know how much it costs to send your kids to college? 224 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,393 It never ends, huh? 225 00:13:23,755 --> 00:13:25,479 Friggin' gerbil wheel. 226 00:13:25,632 --> 00:13:26,934 A sickness. 227 00:13:26,985 --> 00:13:29,479 We americans never feel like we have enough. 228 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:31,517 - Why do you think that is, Doug? - I don't know. 229 00:13:31,518 --> 00:13:33,943 You think it has to do with our goddamn puritan work ethic, 230 00:13:34,003 --> 00:13:36,219 - Workin' and workin' and workin'? - Absolutely. 231 00:13:36,257 --> 00:13:38,067 You know, it all goes back to that psychotic 232 00:13:38,092 --> 00:13:39,974 dickhead myles standish. You know he... 233 00:13:40,068 --> 00:13:41,702 You know he was only 4'11"? 234 00:13:42,318 --> 00:13:45,180 I mean, you know, a major puritan, 235 00:13:45,236 --> 00:13:47,570 and 400 years later, we're still dealing with his 236 00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:49,479 short guy complex. 237 00:13:49,934 --> 00:13:52,397 We gotta stop the madness, huh? We gotta 238 00:13:52,643 --> 00:13:55,060 - say, "I have enough." - I have enough, yeah. 239 00:13:56,157 --> 00:13:58,139 You know what isn't enough, though, Doug? 240 00:13:59,262 --> 00:14:01,104 Your new job here... 241 00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:05,218 As a janitor. 242 00:14:05,676 --> 00:14:07,424 Yeah, a janitor. 243 00:14:07,479 --> 00:14:09,356 You lousy prick. 244 00:14:09,388 --> 00:14:11,969 Nobody fires my ass. 245 00:14:12,236 --> 00:14:13,995 Now get the hell out of my office. 246 00:14:14,039 --> 00:14:15,576 You little shit! 247 00:14:15,808 --> 00:14:17,767 - Security! - Hey, get off me! 248 00:14:18,353 --> 00:14:20,289 Hey, he is a total fraud! 249 00:14:20,383 --> 00:14:23,362 Look at the pictures in his office! They're not even his kids! 250 00:14:23,544 --> 00:14:26,277 That's my resume. 251 00:14:35,136 --> 00:14:36,573 I am... 252 00:14:37,447 --> 00:14:39,805 unclear on item 15 253 00:14:40,503 --> 00:14:41,512 sub a. 254 00:14:48,072 --> 00:14:49,092 Excuse me. 255 00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:53,861 - Where are you? - Do you know how much we pay for hbo? 256 00:14:56,724 --> 00:14:58,929 Okay, Wayne, do not give me this shit about hbo. 257 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:00,607 - Where the hell are you? - I'm here. 258 00:15:01,758 --> 00:15:03,897 - I've had a wake-up call, Dahlia. - Where are you? 259 00:15:03,953 --> 00:15:05,571 We don't need any of this shit. 260 00:15:05,698 --> 00:15:07,739 It is time to say, "enough." 261 00:15:07,797 --> 00:15:10,155 Wayne, will you just tell me, are you having chest pains? 262 00:15:10,835 --> 00:15:13,674 And where'd you put all the goddamn pills? Did you throw 'em all out? 263 00:15:13,975 --> 00:15:15,792 Did you throw out the ones underneath the garden gnome? 264 00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,740 'Cause if you didn't, would you please take five of 'em? 265 00:15:17,825 --> 00:15:19,733 Fine, but we gotta cut out hbo. 266 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,674 We've gotta stop drinking those lattes. 267 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,929 We've gotta stop using the cell phones and the internet 268 00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:28,096 and the cable, and we gotta reus 269 00:15:28,132 --> 00:15:29,903 e paper towels, 'cause you know what? 270 00:15:30,627 --> 00:15:33,208 Nobody wants Doug Rich. 271 00:15:33,953 --> 00:15:37,132 He's an old, sleazy, washed-up nothing. 272 00:15:37,832 --> 00:15:40,073 But that's okay 'cause we don't need any of this shit. 273 00:15:42,076 --> 00:15:44,398 The pilgrims didn't even have paper towels. 274 00:15:44,454 --> 00:15:46,976 What'd you have, squanto sitting on the edge of plymouth rock, 275 00:15:46,997 --> 00:15:48,897 watching hbo, for God sakes, 276 00:15:48,964 --> 00:15:51,123 or paying a nursing home 277 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,325 $4,700 a month? 278 00:15:53,372 --> 00:15:54,709 Jesus christ! 279 00:15:57,651 --> 00:15:58,736 Shit! 280 00:15:59,642 --> 00:16:02,539 $2,300 for a single room? 281 00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:03,920 What are you, the ritz-carlton? 282 00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:06,437 - You pay a premium for privacy. - She doesn't like privacy. 283 00:16:06,462 --> 00:16:07,753 She likes lots of people. 284 00:16:07,778 --> 00:16:09,428 I mean, she... She's lonely. 285 00:16:09,698 --> 00:16:11,950 Mom is very, very 286 00:16:12,501 --> 00:16:13,510 lonely. 287 00:16:13,856 --> 00:16:15,662 You know, the search for individual freedom, 288 00:16:15,768 --> 00:16:17,762 which, and I'm quoting mom here, has led to 289 00:16:17,938 --> 00:16:19,912 a culture of alienation and anomy, 290 00:16:19,950 --> 00:16:22,228 which ironically leads us to spend more and more money, 291 00:16:22,279 --> 00:16:24,651 trying to fill the howling, aching, 292 00:16:25,211 --> 00:16:26,337 empty... 293 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,032 Are you... Are you answering e-mails? 294 00:16:29,158 --> 00:16:31,248 I'm multitasking, mr. Rich. What do you want? 295 00:16:31,261 --> 00:16:33,181 I wanna know what the hell this medical charges 296 00:16:33,228 --> 00:16:35,211 of 1thousand and 500h and 82 297 00:16:35,281 --> 00:16:37,458 We had to put dr. Morgenstern on oxygen. 298 00:16:37,483 --> 00:16:39,546 I'm paying for her doctor's medical bills as well? 299 00:16:39,584 --> 00:16:41,360 your mother in law is doctor 300 00:16:41,395 --> 00:16:44,445 is doctor Morgenster and she needs oxygen 301 00:16:44,884 --> 00:16:46,499 So you're charging her to breathe now. 302 00:16:46,703 --> 00:16:49,182 Well, that's illegal. She doesn't want to live like that. 303 00:16:49,247 --> 00:16:51,816 I mean, hooked up to an oxygen tank, what kind of life is that? 304 00:16:51,855 --> 00:16:53,779 Tell her it'd be okay if she lets go, 305 00:16:53,858 --> 00:16:56,591 you know? Tell her to let go. Tell her to go towards the light. 306 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,823 They love that. Tell her... Hello? 307 00:17:03,031 --> 00:17:04,603 I just need 308 00:17:04,638 --> 00:17:06,198 a little clearing up on article 41. 309 00:17:06,254 --> 00:17:09,550 Okay, you know what? I don't give a good goddamn about article 41, buddy. 310 00:17:12,641 --> 00:17:13,967 I have to say, 311 00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:16,477 I think we've been really good sports about the 312 00:17:16,533 --> 00:17:18,609 lack of clarity in these documents. 313 00:17:21,046 --> 00:17:22,888 Okay. I'm sorry. 314 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,319 Sorry. 315 00:17:25,533 --> 00:17:27,574 I have a relative with some addiction problems. 316 00:17:30,852 --> 00:17:32,577 Oh, I'm sorry. 317 00:17:34,873 --> 00:17:35,882 Shit. 318 00:17:36,046 --> 00:17:37,946 Let's look at article 41. 319 00:17:40,967 --> 00:17:42,949 You know, uh, ahem... I, uh... 320 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,069 I hope this doesn't cross the line, but 321 00:17:45,442 --> 00:17:47,635 you've seemed quite upset all morning, and 322 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,401 I just want to say 323 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:53,166 my son's had some addiction issues. 324 00:17:53,245 --> 00:17:55,157 He's been in and out of rehab. 325 00:17:55,577 --> 00:17:56,855 Well, I just mean that I... 326 00:17:57,606 --> 00:17:59,964 I know how it can rip your guts out. 327 00:18:11,952 --> 00:18:14,310 Can you not read the sign? 328 00:18:17,694 --> 00:18:19,418 It says, "no solicitors." 329 00:18:20,351 --> 00:18:21,359 I can read. 330 00:18:22,062 --> 00:18:24,008 I just thought you might like to know that your 331 00:18:24,090 --> 00:18:25,392 roof is looking a little tired. 332 00:18:25,393 --> 00:18:27,351 Please don't make me call security. 333 00:18:27,392 --> 00:18:30,454 I also do house paintin' and haulin'. 334 00:18:30,550 --> 00:18:32,993 I've already billed my services to some of your neighbors, 335 00:18:33,043 --> 00:18:35,612 your backdoor neighbor in 1405? 336 00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:38,128 - Doug Rich? - No, no, that's not his name. 337 00:18:38,198 --> 00:18:39,935 A fella with a beard, three kids, 338 00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:42,770 - big ol' mercedes benz in the driveway. - Yeah, that's Doug Rich. 339 00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:45,016 That's his name? Are you sure about that? 340 00:18:45,066 --> 00:18:46,788 Well, I think I would remember his name. 341 00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:49,111 That prick screwed me out of $10 million. 342 00:18:49,533 --> 00:18:50,894 $10 million? 343 00:18:51,028 --> 00:18:54,477 Doug Rich screwed you out of $10 million? 344 00:18:55,262 --> 00:18:57,197 You were robbed. That is... 345 00:18:57,326 --> 00:19:00,188 That is a gross overcharge for aluminum siding. 346 00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,514 Do I look like someone who uses aluminum sidin'? 347 00:19:03,749 --> 00:19:04,945 He's a lawyer. 348 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,980 That shit-suckin' bastard. 349 00:19:10,344 --> 00:19:13,253 Would you care for a fresh latte, Dale? 350 00:19:15,792 --> 00:19:18,314 We do not euthanize our patients, sir. 351 00:19:18,335 --> 00:19:19,801 Read our mission statement. 352 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:22,015 I am just trying to understand, what is this charge 353 00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:24,429 for $279.50 for "miscellaneous"? 354 00:19:24,452 --> 00:19:26,628 Miscellaneous is the cappuccino cart. 355 00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:28,441 She bought a cappuccino cart? 356 00:19:28,610 --> 00:19:30,647 We have a cappuccino cart. It's one of our perks. 357 00:19:30,798 --> 00:19:33,211 Dear God, you must be peeling the old bat off the ceiling. 358 00:19:33,409 --> 00:19:36,154 I mean,why can't she just rip some bark off a tree and chew it? 359 00:19:36,382 --> 00:19:37,999 That's probably what squanto used to do. 360 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,296 It didn't cost him a dime. 361 00:19:39,467 --> 00:19:40,593 Bark is a natural stimulant. 362 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,716 You want your mother-in-law to chew bark? 363 00:19:43,496 --> 00:19:45,314 Okay. You tell her. 364 00:19:45,429 --> 00:19:47,733 Front desk, visitor for dr. Morgenstern. 365 00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:49,695 No, no, no, not now. I don't want to scare her. 366 00:19:49,728 --> 00:19:52,356 Look, she's elderly and obviously overcaffeinated, 367 00:19:52,423 --> 00:19:53,772 you know? This is just a recipe 368 00:19:53,807 --> 00:19:54,980 for cardiac arrest. 369 00:20:02,959 --> 00:20:04,684 She doesn't want to see me. 370 00:20:04,778 --> 00:20:05,968 She hates lawyers. 371 00:20:06,133 --> 00:20:08,207 I mean, mom has had it with the litigious society. 372 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,396 Chances are she won't even rember you, mr. Rich. 373 00:20:10,432 --> 00:20:12,097 We had to move her to ward c. 374 00:20:14,071 --> 00:20:16,417 Dr. Morgenstern, hon? 375 00:20:18,021 --> 00:20:19,863 Your son-in-law is here. 376 00:20:26,528 --> 00:20:27,772 mother? 377 00:20:28,088 --> 00:20:29,719 Hi, it's Doug. 378 00:20:31,543 --> 00:20:33,091 I've had some work done. 379 00:20:34,652 --> 00:20:35,660 Mom? 380 00:20:37,344 --> 00:20:39,479 Sometimes you have to speak up a little. 381 00:20:40,613 --> 00:20:42,314 Hi, mom, it's Doug. 382 00:20:44,308 --> 00:20:45,364 You remember? 383 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,379 Who? 384 00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:52,511 I'm Doug Rich. 385 00:20:52,731 --> 00:20:53,915 I'm Doug Rich. 386 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,440 I think... I think you're... 387 00:20:55,543 --> 00:20:57,361 You're marvin o'keefe, sir. 388 00:20:57,443 --> 00:20:58,895 I'm Doug Rich. 389 00:20:59,001 --> 00:21:00,936 What is this,spartacus? I'm Doug Rich. 390 00:21:00,983 --> 00:21:03,423 Do not antagonize mr. O'keefe. 391 00:21:03,464 --> 00:21:04,930 You lousy sack of shit! 392 00:21:05,047 --> 00:21:06,561 I'm Doug Rich! 393 00:21:07,672 --> 00:21:09,209 Maybe you are Doug Rich. 394 00:21:09,654 --> 00:21:11,379 Is that why I'm not getting any jobs? 395 00:21:11,731 --> 00:21:13,479 You're causing me to be unemployed. 396 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,376 You're causing the supply of Doug Rich 397 00:21:15,411 --> 00:21:17,581 to greatly exceed the demand for Doug Rich. 398 00:21:20,003 --> 00:21:21,364 That's it. 399 00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:23,039 Why is there no air in here? 400 00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:25,256 Come on, ma, we're getting out of here. 401 00:21:27,033 --> 00:21:29,344 she's not covered without a day release form. 402 00:21:29,473 --> 00:21:30,904 We're going. 403 00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:33,200 Thank you, Doug. 404 00:21:37,685 --> 00:21:38,928 This is great. 405 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,532 This is a great idea. 406 00:21:40,837 --> 00:21:42,585 This is a great idea. 407 00:21:42,911 --> 00:21:44,987 We're just gonna get some air. 408 00:21:46,682 --> 00:21:47,714 God! 409 00:21:48,430 --> 00:21:49,990 You all right there, ma? 410 00:21:53,783 --> 00:21:55,437 Isn't this fun, ma? 411 00:21:57,155 --> 00:21:58,867 I'll put that. Here we go. 412 00:21:58,935 --> 00:22:02,067 Gotta get some air. I bet you like this air. 413 00:22:02,604 --> 00:22:04,363 This is real air, ma. 414 00:22:05,850 --> 00:22:08,184 Gotcha. I gotcha. 415 00:22:08,583 --> 00:22:09,604 I gotcha. 416 00:22:10,014 --> 00:22:11,938 Okay, this is fun, huh? 417 00:22:12,850 --> 00:22:13,859 Down. 418 00:22:14,451 --> 00:22:16,351 Now, ma, watch your head there. 419 00:22:16,433 --> 00:22:17,442 Back you go. 420 00:22:18,202 --> 00:22:19,656 Not so far back. 421 00:22:20,008 --> 00:22:21,451 You have to go here. 422 00:22:21,580 --> 00:22:23,046 It's like a ride. 423 00:22:23,501 --> 00:22:25,343 Here we go. Okay. 424 00:22:33,706 --> 00:22:36,263 - I made some calls. - What? 425 00:22:42,890 --> 00:22:45,002 Yeah, yeah, excellent plan. 426 00:22:45,761 --> 00:22:47,873 - Where's Cherien? - Cherien? 427 00:22:48,459 --> 00:22:50,711 Look, what kind of doctor are you, anyway? 428 00:22:50,978 --> 00:22:52,245 Tell me all about that. 429 00:22:52,292 --> 00:22:54,321 - Where is Cherien? - No, no, no. 430 00:22:54,543 --> 00:22:56,269 We'll go to the park, what about that? 431 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,561 Do you want to go to the park? We could feed the ducks. 432 00:22:58,610 --> 00:22:59,657 Where is Cherien? 433 00:22:59,833 --> 00:23:01,733 All right! I'll take you to Cherien! 434 00:23:01,944 --> 00:23:02,953 But... 435 00:23:03,563 --> 00:23:06,660 She's changed. She's changed an awful lot. 436 00:23:07,088 --> 00:23:08,519 More than me. 437 00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:14,602 And now, 438 00:23:14,954 --> 00:23:17,546 he's livin' with some skank in little rock 439 00:23:17,746 --> 00:23:19,024 with maroon hair... 440 00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:23,422 And "Satan" tattooed on her neck. 441 00:23:27,032 --> 00:23:28,252 Hey, hold that thought. 442 00:23:28,821 --> 00:23:31,574 - ...any of the stuff, just lattes. - Where the hell have you been? 443 00:23:31,599 --> 00:23:32,713 I've got a surprise for you in the car. 444 00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:33,858 What happened to your suit? 445 00:23:33,896 --> 00:23:36,187 There was a minor altercation, but it's good. 446 00:23:36,246 --> 00:23:38,615 Really cleared things up. Everything is totally clear now. 447 00:23:38,791 --> 00:23:40,653 It is a bad sign. It is a very bad sign. 448 00:23:40,793 --> 00:23:41,807 No, it's great sign. 449 00:23:41,865 --> 00:23:43,437 Because everything finally makes sense. 450 00:23:43,484 --> 00:23:45,174 Everything is not supposed to make sense. 451 00:23:45,212 --> 00:23:47,085 If it makes sense and everything's beautiful. 452 00:23:47,123 --> 00:23:48,427 Everything is beautiful. 453 00:23:48,490 --> 00:23:50,301 You see, now you're tweakin', all right? 454 00:23:50,377 --> 00:23:51,855 This is very dangerous, Wayne. 455 00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:53,374 All this is just symptoms, okay? 456 00:23:53,503 --> 00:23:55,564 These are symptoms. Euphoria,aggression, 457 00:23:55,623 --> 00:23:57,326 heart palpitations, extreme sex drive, 458 00:23:57,378 --> 00:23:58,810 all these things you're feeling right now. 459 00:23:58,835 --> 00:24:01,721 Pretty soon, you're gonna crash, you're gonna get suicidally depressed, 460 00:24:01,753 --> 00:24:03,119 then maybe you're gonna feel like 461 00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:04,842 there's bugs crawling all over your skin. 462 00:24:05,874 --> 00:24:08,290 I'm so glad you're back. I was all worried. 463 00:24:10,498 --> 00:24:12,752 I once ate bad herring, and I had the trots for a week. 464 00:24:13,794 --> 00:24:15,208 God, that means so much. 465 00:24:15,501 --> 00:24:17,976 Some many people don't give a sheet about Doug Rich. 466 00:24:18,996 --> 00:24:20,110 Okay, that's enough. 467 00:24:20,837 --> 00:24:22,374 Okay, that's enough. That's enough. 468 00:24:23,089 --> 00:24:24,098 Sorry. 469 00:24:24,313 --> 00:24:25,780 I'm experiencing extreme sex drive. 470 00:24:25,980 --> 00:24:27,399 Go in your office now! 471 00:24:29,346 --> 00:24:30,707 Okay. Now, what are you doing? 472 00:24:30,848 --> 00:24:32,812 Are you trying to blow this whole thing to hell? 473 00:24:32,964 --> 00:24:34,618 How do you like it, watching someone you 474 00:24:34,794 --> 00:24:36,190 love self-destruct? 475 00:24:36,741 --> 00:24:39,157 This is your brain on drugs. 476 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:42,061 I feel so close to you now. 477 00:24:42,223 --> 00:24:43,829 Now there's no more bullshit, no lying. 478 00:24:43,910 --> 00:24:45,792 Could you just put your pants back on, please? 479 00:24:45,873 --> 00:24:48,371 I can't. This is extreme sex drive. 480 00:24:48,419 --> 00:24:50,417 - I love you. - Wayne, this is the meth talking. 481 00:24:50,430 --> 00:24:51,890 You know what's happening right now? 482 00:24:51,922 --> 00:24:54,649 You're getting a big release of dopamine in your prefrontal cortex. 483 00:24:54,681 --> 00:24:56,222 - That makes two of us. - Get off me. 484 00:24:56,401 --> 00:24:57,648 Get a grip on yourself! 485 00:24:57,912 --> 00:24:59,706 I am not using. 486 00:24:59,929 --> 00:25:01,396 Yeah? I'm supposed to believe that? 487 00:25:01,568 --> 00:25:03,362 My God. Why? Do I look like you right now? 488 00:25:03,408 --> 00:25:04,414 Is that what you think? 489 00:25:04,463 --> 00:25:06,668 You think I'm all runnin' around with the crazy eyes, 490 00:25:06,701 --> 00:25:08,593 humpin' the secretary, rantin' about squanto? 491 00:25:08,672 --> 00:25:10,974 No, I'm trying to keep a goddamn job together! 492 00:25:11,039 --> 00:25:12,873 I'm trying to keep this together, Wayne! 493 00:25:12,964 --> 00:25:16,112 - Do I seem like I'm using? - Why would I think that? 494 00:25:16,541 --> 00:25:19,365 - Did Hugh give you pills? - No, Wayne. No, he did not. 495 00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:21,004 Yeah, but he knew! You told him! 496 00:25:21,056 --> 00:25:23,631 Everybody knew, Wayne. It was goddamn obvious. 497 00:25:23,761 --> 00:25:25,985 I never lied, okay. Are you gettin' me? 498 00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:28,330 You were the only person who did not know 499 00:25:28,447 --> 00:25:30,398 because you were too busy lying to yourself 500 00:25:30,489 --> 00:25:32,939 because, Wayne, that is what you do! 501 00:25:37,996 --> 00:25:40,368 You stuff everything down, Wayne. 502 00:25:40,514 --> 00:25:42,366 You try and make everything look pretty. 503 00:25:42,678 --> 00:25:45,491 I think that's why you dragged us here to Edenfalls, so we could live 504 00:25:45,633 --> 00:25:48,481 in this glittery, and pretend to be happy. 505 00:25:50,752 --> 00:25:52,906 You want me to be happy, huh? 506 00:25:54,199 --> 00:25:55,860 Then let me do drugs. 507 00:26:04,028 --> 00:26:05,713 I thought we were in this together. 508 00:26:10,469 --> 00:26:11,614 Did you drive here? 509 00:26:13,663 --> 00:26:15,338 Your mother's in the car. 510 00:26:17,024 --> 00:26:18,606 No, don't go out there. No. 511 00:26:19,178 --> 00:26:21,373 I liberated her from the nursing home. 512 00:26:21,529 --> 00:26:22,767 Look, she's completely senile. 513 00:26:22,805 --> 00:26:24,497 You gotta go down and say you're Cherien. 514 00:26:24,562 --> 00:26:26,737 She won't go until she knows that Cherien is... 515 00:26:26,850 --> 00:26:27,855 Shush! 516 00:26:28,183 --> 00:26:29,185 Be quiet. 517 00:26:30,662 --> 00:26:31,667 Stay here. 518 00:26:32,369 --> 00:26:33,370 Do not move. 519 00:26:33,783 --> 00:26:35,479 I'm gonna go deal with the old lady. 520 00:26:43,834 --> 00:26:45,551 He had an allergic reaction. 521 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,185 To his pants? 522 00:26:51,764 --> 00:26:53,689 Just don't let him leave the office. 523 00:26:55,541 --> 00:26:56,977 You could go buff... 524 00:26:57,580 --> 00:26:59,027 Buff or ecru. 525 00:26:59,287 --> 00:27:00,921 Or you could even go oatmeal. 526 00:27:01,535 --> 00:27:03,714 And you can do the whole thing for 500? 527 00:27:04,802 --> 00:27:07,209 Seein' as you're a preferred customer. 528 00:27:09,225 --> 00:27:11,273 So, Doug Rich is 529 00:27:11,436 --> 00:27:14,638 a lawyer for a real estate company, huh? 530 00:27:15,285 --> 00:27:16,290 Shoes! 531 00:27:18,049 --> 00:27:19,288 I'm sorry. 532 00:27:19,613 --> 00:27:20,670 Sorry. 533 00:27:22,277 --> 00:27:23,282 And his 534 00:27:23,315 --> 00:27:26,379 real estate company screwed you out of $10 million? 535 00:27:26,483 --> 00:27:29,365 That's right, because of a legal action I filed against them. 536 00:27:29,430 --> 00:27:30,637 Why'd you file a legal action? 537 00:27:30,687 --> 00:27:33,497 Because they caused me irreparable harm and loss of limb. 538 00:27:34,967 --> 00:27:36,072 Loss of limb? 539 00:27:36,878 --> 00:27:38,972 No, not my foot. I broke that on the stair. 540 00:27:39,063 --> 00:27:41,496 It is still clearly attached to my body. You know what? 541 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:42,913 I don't care to discuss it. 542 00:27:43,382 --> 00:27:45,059 Please use the stain remover sparingly. 543 00:27:52,694 --> 00:27:54,033 It was your arm, wasn't it? 544 00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:56,882 I believe I just said that I didn't care to discuss it. 545 00:27:56,998 --> 00:27:59,313 And now you're ruinin' my shag. You know what? 546 00:27:59,547 --> 00:28:02,343 My paint's fine. I do not need new paint. You are free to go. 547 00:28:04,970 --> 00:28:07,949 And if you don't get those stains off my carpet, I will sue your ass. 548 00:28:19,659 --> 00:28:21,337 Jesus christ. 549 00:28:24,466 --> 00:28:25,520 Hi, ma. Hi. 550 00:28:25,812 --> 00:28:26,818 Hi. 551 00:28:27,098 --> 00:28:30,050 Oh, my goodness, look at you. Don't you look fine? 552 00:28:30,435 --> 00:28:31,441 Now, 553 00:28:31,676 --> 00:28:33,250 you might not even recognize me. 554 00:28:33,355 --> 00:28:35,540 It's been a long time since we've seen each other. 555 00:28:35,683 --> 00:28:38,362 I've had an extreme makeover, okay? 556 00:28:41,406 --> 00:28:43,656 I gonna take you back to the nursing home, honey. 557 00:28:51,928 --> 00:28:53,046 here we go. 558 00:28:53,904 --> 00:28:54,913 All right. 559 00:28:55,972 --> 00:28:56,973 All right. 560 00:28:59,315 --> 00:29:00,473 Oh, boy. 561 00:29:03,494 --> 00:29:04,500 Well, 562 00:29:05,545 --> 00:29:07,743 I have had a personal setback today. 563 00:29:15,026 --> 00:29:16,106 Thanks for that. 564 00:29:26,602 --> 00:29:28,059 Doug's gone crazy. 565 00:29:28,956 --> 00:29:30,907 I think he might have fried his brain. 566 00:29:36,786 --> 00:29:38,112 Your hand is warm. 567 00:29:42,359 --> 00:29:43,413 Nice and warm. 568 00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:50,858 Kind of nice havin' a mama, 569 00:29:51,215 --> 00:29:52,967 even a bullshit one like you. 570 00:29:59,148 --> 00:30:01,078 I'm just kind of freaked out, you know? 571 00:30:01,890 --> 00:30:04,512 I'm scared he might jump off a building when he crashes, or 572 00:30:04,664 --> 00:30:06,690 try and drink himself to death because, you know, 573 00:30:06,728 --> 00:30:08,962 that's what you do when you try and numb the crash. 574 00:30:11,817 --> 00:30:14,088 Oh, my God, this is so wrong. 575 00:30:15,937 --> 00:30:17,689 I don't know what I'm doin'. 576 00:30:18,727 --> 00:30:21,549 I'm not supposed to be the strong one. I'm not. 577 00:30:24,308 --> 00:30:25,897 You're not Cherien. 578 00:30:37,463 --> 00:30:40,448 I'm sorry, Doug, but since you're here, 579 00:30:40,577 --> 00:30:42,897 the reit has some questions about the documents. 580 00:30:42,978 --> 00:30:44,746 - What? - They're kind of waiting. 581 00:30:44,811 --> 00:30:45,816 Fine. 582 00:30:47,568 --> 00:30:49,904 Well, of course, I'm Cherien. 583 00:30:50,066 --> 00:30:51,072 You know? 584 00:30:51,136 --> 00:30:52,905 Don't you recognize your own daughter? 585 00:30:52,969 --> 00:30:54,738 You really are senile, ma. 586 00:30:55,516 --> 00:30:57,041 You're not Cherien, 587 00:31:02,751 --> 00:31:05,087 I'll have a grande mochaccino. 588 00:31:07,568 --> 00:31:09,612 I got to get you back to the nursing home, honey. 589 00:31:09,693 --> 00:31:11,008 I have to pee. 590 00:31:11,154 --> 00:31:13,457 Okay, well, you can pee at the nursing home, huh? 591 00:31:13,620 --> 00:31:14,869 I have to pee. 592 00:31:15,518 --> 00:31:16,913 I have to pee! 593 00:31:16,978 --> 00:31:18,276 Okay, okay, okay. Don't pee now. 594 00:31:18,325 --> 00:31:21,066 I'll take you to my house. You can pee there, okay? Okay? 595 00:31:24,359 --> 00:31:25,917 You're not Cherien. 596 00:31:28,366 --> 00:31:29,842 Cherien's a bitch. 597 00:31:39,988 --> 00:31:41,067 Oh. There's, 598 00:31:41,618 --> 00:31:43,430 There's no provision in these contracts 599 00:31:43,646 --> 00:31:46,063 for our offer to be contingent on inspection. 600 00:31:47,912 --> 00:31:48,918 You.... 601 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,827 You are the head of legal, right? 602 00:31:53,054 --> 00:31:54,060 Am I? 603 00:31:54,660 --> 00:31:55,812 Is that who I am? 604 00:31:59,511 --> 00:32:01,587 I'm not sure what's real anymore. 605 00:32:02,171 --> 00:32:03,728 I don't think the bugs are. 606 00:32:05,870 --> 00:32:06,875 You know, 607 00:32:07,897 --> 00:32:09,887 we run and we run and we run 608 00:32:10,075 --> 00:32:12,441 we think we're getting closer to what we want, but, 609 00:32:12,591 --> 00:32:14,478 really,we're just trying to pay the 19,000 610 00:32:15,248 --> 00:32:17,655 $19,876.74 a month. 611 00:32:18,067 --> 00:32:19,073 I feel you. 612 00:32:19,803 --> 00:32:22,301 Try being divorced, double everything. 613 00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:24,313 Try being divorced twice. 614 00:32:24,383 --> 00:32:25,673 Is that who we are? 615 00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:27,733 Is that what's gonna be on my tombstone? 616 00:32:27,816 --> 00:32:29,324 "here lies a guy who came up with" 617 00:32:29,408 --> 00:32:31,926 "19,876.74 a month"? 618 00:32:32,508 --> 00:32:34,454 I grew up in a jesuit orphanage. 619 00:32:34,579 --> 00:32:36,587 Is this what the brothers educated me for? 620 00:32:44,036 --> 00:32:46,367 I don't even remember what I was supposed to want... 621 00:32:52,288 --> 00:32:53,890 If I don't have Dahlia. 622 00:33:09,675 --> 00:33:12,671 Okay, hold on 'cause we are almost there. 623 00:33:13,171 --> 00:33:15,720 Just in here. Hi! We're home! 624 00:33:16,656 --> 00:33:17,811 She's senile. 625 00:33:18,727 --> 00:33:20,694 You're not Cherien. 626 00:33:21,412 --> 00:33:22,900 She's mostly senile. 627 00:33:23,243 --> 00:33:24,367 It's Cherien's mom. 628 00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:27,499 But I thought she was in a nursing home. 629 00:33:27,603 --> 00:33:29,247 Yeah, your dad set her free. 630 00:33:29,444 --> 00:33:30,828 Hey, grandma. 631 00:33:30,901 --> 00:33:31,910 Yeah. 632 00:33:32,046 --> 00:33:33,914 Grandma's gonna go pee-pee, 633 00:33:33,980 --> 00:33:36,177 and then we're gonna go back to the nice nursing home real fast. 634 00:33:36,224 --> 00:33:38,008 See, I thought both our grandmas were dead. 635 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,090 There you go. 636 00:33:39,723 --> 00:33:40,733 It's a miracle. 637 00:33:48,172 --> 00:33:50,107 - Wayne? - Cherien, it's Kimmie. 638 00:33:50,253 --> 00:33:52,656 Doug walked out of the office. I couldn't stop him, 639 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:55,778 - and he was wearing his pants. - Oh, jesus christ. 640 00:33:57,922 --> 00:34:01,198 Oh, Wayne, please don't do anything stupid, honey. 641 00:34:03,726 --> 00:34:05,692 Wayne! Aw, shit. 642 00:34:05,765 --> 00:34:06,993 Dad didn't come home, did he? 643 00:34:07,036 --> 00:34:09,618 - I thought dad was at work, mom. - Told you he was gonna quit. 644 00:34:09,668 --> 00:34:11,529 Okay, now you listen to me. 645 00:34:11,863 --> 00:34:14,256 You do not do anything stupid, okay? 646 00:34:14,359 --> 00:34:17,481 Don't get in any fights, please, and do not drive anywhere. 647 00:34:18,469 --> 00:34:20,883 Mom, I think grandma fell in the bathroom! 648 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:29,124 Bless me father for I have sinned. It has been... 649 00:34:31,303 --> 00:34:32,848 Twenty 650 00:34:32,849 --> 00:34:34,627 Twenty Two... 651 00:34:34,628 --> 00:34:35,638 Twenty Two Years... 652 00:34:35,701 --> 00:34:37,095 Since my last confession, 653 00:34:37,574 --> 00:34:40,946 and I have done a shitload of meth. 654 00:34:43,691 --> 00:34:45,241 Uh, my name is Doug. 655 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,734 my name is Wayne. 656 00:34:52,817 --> 00:34:54,159 Wayne Malloy. 657 00:34:55,709 --> 00:34:57,592 Okay, let's get you in your wheelchair. 658 00:34:57,766 --> 00:34:58,836 Careful there. 659 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:01,259 Let's get you back to the nursing home, sweetheart, okay? 660 00:35:01,315 --> 00:35:02,564 You're not Cherien. 661 00:35:02,711 --> 00:35:04,240 No, I'm know, sweetheart. 662 00:35:04,303 --> 00:35:05,957 I made some calls. 663 00:35:06,019 --> 00:35:07,463 Okay. Who'd you call? 664 00:35:07,870 --> 00:35:09,410 Did you call the nursing home? 665 00:35:10,467 --> 00:35:12,522 They're not gonna believe you, sweetheart. I mean, 666 00:35:12,573 --> 00:35:14,602 you know, you're a senile old lady. 667 00:35:15,399 --> 00:35:17,907 - Who'd you call? - She didn't call the cops, did she? 668 00:35:18,406 --> 00:35:19,915 You're not Cherien. 669 00:35:25,441 --> 00:35:26,492 Her doing meth, 670 00:35:26,980 --> 00:35:28,936 it's because I failed her. 671 00:35:30,123 --> 00:35:31,299 That's why I came here. 672 00:35:32,090 --> 00:35:34,536 I thought if I could build her a castle, 673 00:35:34,941 --> 00:35:36,773 a whole new life here in Edenfalls, 674 00:35:36,898 --> 00:35:39,488 then... Then I'd make it up to her. 675 00:35:42,568 --> 00:35:43,807 What a crock of shit. 676 00:35:46,366 --> 00:35:48,593 If want to rip off my skin. 677 00:35:49,707 --> 00:35:53,109 I want to drink so much, I can't even rember who I am. 678 00:35:54,087 --> 00:35:55,315 I want to die. 679 00:35:58,042 --> 00:35:59,228 I want more meth. 680 00:36:01,725 --> 00:36:03,723 God, you must think I'm such an asshole. 681 00:36:04,878 --> 00:36:06,002 No, of course not. 682 00:36:06,741 --> 00:36:09,290 You're in a lot of pain. It's the human condition. 683 00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:12,090 We're all flawed, Wayne. 684 00:36:14,931 --> 00:36:15,939 I mean. 685 00:36:16,563 --> 00:36:17,575 Th-thanks. 686 00:36:17,627 --> 00:36:18,951 I understand how you feel. 687 00:36:20,144 --> 00:36:22,928 I'm having something of an existential crisis myself. 688 00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:25,232 You're an existentialist priest? 689 00:36:25,336 --> 00:36:27,844 I'm quitting the priesthood. Next week is my last week. 690 00:36:29,061 --> 00:36:30,487 I don't believe in God anymore. 691 00:36:31,549 --> 00:36:33,307 Whoa, what bad timing. 692 00:36:34,223 --> 00:36:36,180 Stains are all scrubbed out now, ma'am, 693 00:36:36,294 --> 00:36:38,500 so I'll just be on my way. 694 00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:41,236 Okay, thank you. 695 00:36:41,746 --> 00:36:44,784 Look, I'm sorry if I bit your head off earlier. 696 00:36:46,554 --> 00:36:49,946 Oh, it's a sensitive topic, ma'am. I can see that. 697 00:36:50,883 --> 00:36:53,578 So Doug Rich, he really screwed you over on that paint job, huh? 698 00:36:53,681 --> 00:36:55,794 He can suck shit in hell for all I care. 699 00:36:59,841 --> 00:37:00,851 That's Everett. 700 00:37:01,464 --> 00:37:02,494 He's my husband. 701 00:37:06,417 --> 00:37:08,113 So you must really hate him, huh? 702 00:37:08,789 --> 00:37:10,714 - Your husband? - Doug Rich. 703 00:37:15,687 --> 00:37:17,841 Yeah. Do you? 704 00:37:18,226 --> 00:37:21,722 He screwed you out of $10 million. You must hate his guts. 705 00:37:21,836 --> 00:37:23,043 You probably want to kill him. 706 00:37:25,634 --> 00:37:28,350 No, I wouldn't dream of killin' him. That would be awful. 707 00:37:28,464 --> 00:37:31,471 I did once think of running him over when he was mowing his lawn, 708 00:37:31,544 --> 00:37:35,353 but I was very angry that day, and I would never really do that, of course. 709 00:37:35,457 --> 00:37:37,319 Yeah. The thing about killin' 710 00:37:38,536 --> 00:37:39,556 is, uh... 711 00:37:41,595 --> 00:37:44,457 My daddy passed recently, 712 00:37:45,174 --> 00:37:48,005 and I realized that once a person is dead... 713 00:37:50,273 --> 00:37:51,969 Things are always up in the air. 714 00:37:52,063 --> 00:37:54,851 It's like time stands still since the day they died. 715 00:37:57,026 --> 00:37:58,940 Plus, they come to you when you're asleep. 716 00:38:00,137 --> 00:38:01,240 My arm does that. 717 00:38:02,061 --> 00:38:03,924 When I dream of it, it's still attached. 718 00:38:08,897 --> 00:38:09,937 Can I touch it? 719 00:38:11,872 --> 00:38:15,223 I'm sorry. I just... I'm kind of mechanical, 720 00:38:15,785 --> 00:38:18,240 and I ain't never seen no mechanical arm before. 721 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,474 You wouldn't be disgusted? 722 00:38:39,573 --> 00:38:41,258 That's some solid craftsmanship. 723 00:38:49,968 --> 00:38:51,809 They didn't scrimp on them joints. 724 00:38:52,611 --> 00:38:55,212 I hope you weren't shocked by what I said 725 00:38:55,857 --> 00:38:58,417 about, you know, killin' Doug. I didn't mean it. 726 00:38:58,511 --> 00:39:00,883 I just have very strong feelings, that's all I meant. 727 00:39:01,060 --> 00:39:03,713 Yeah, I know how it is. I've felt like that sometimes. 728 00:39:09,384 --> 00:39:10,966 Would you like to stay for supper? 729 00:39:19,883 --> 00:39:21,912 - Keep thinking about squanto. - Yeah. 730 00:39:22,765 --> 00:39:24,139 What an asshole. 731 00:39:24,659 --> 00:39:26,730 Upwardly mobile son of a bitch, 732 00:39:26,917 --> 00:39:28,395 spoke fluent english, 733 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,860 - played everybody. - Mm-hmm. 734 00:39:55,252 --> 00:39:57,853 You know, I kind of always wanted a grandma. 735 00:39:58,020 --> 00:40:00,767 No. No, don't do that. We're taking her back tomorrow. 736 00:40:00,825 --> 00:40:03,278 I know that. I'm just saying, she's just... 737 00:40:03,434 --> 00:40:05,589 kind of easy to talk to. 738 00:40:05,659 --> 00:40:07,798 She even held my hand there for a second. 739 00:40:07,829 --> 00:40:09,739 So, you guys... You talked to her about us? 740 00:40:09,802 --> 00:40:12,138 - That's great, Didi. - Calm down, Cal. 741 00:40:12,211 --> 00:40:14,340 She doesn't even understand anything, okay? 742 00:40:14,389 --> 00:40:16,634 I'll have a grande mochaccino. 743 00:40:16,712 --> 00:40:20,282 - Mom, grandma wants another mochaccino. - Ma! 744 00:40:20,866 --> 00:40:22,916 Geez, I just fixed you one. 745 00:40:27,575 --> 00:40:29,807 Wayne? Where the hell are you? 746 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:44,942 I can't drive. 747 00:40:47,253 --> 00:40:49,018 Father jeff took the bus. 748 00:40:51,575 --> 00:40:52,925 I want to die. 749 00:40:54,598 --> 00:40:56,247 It's gonna go away after a while. 750 00:40:59,673 --> 00:41:01,244 Is this how you felt? 751 00:41:09,590 --> 00:41:10,641 I'm so sorry. 752 00:41:18,415 --> 00:41:20,090 I was so ashamed, Wayne... 753 00:41:22,282 --> 00:41:23,632 But I couldn't tell you. 754 00:41:29,304 --> 00:41:31,628 I wanted to make you this beautiful life. 755 00:41:37,599 --> 00:41:38,910 But it's not real. 756 00:41:50,566 --> 00:41:52,045 Come on, let's go. 757 00:41:57,497 --> 00:41:59,314 - You don't want your shoes? - No. 758 00:42:04,096 --> 00:42:07,211 - You know, my buttons are falling off. - What? 759 00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:11,026 - My buttons are fall... - Okay, okay. Let me see, let me see, let me see. 760 00:42:14,647 --> 00:42:16,620 You scared the shit out of me today. 761 00:42:19,228 --> 00:42:21,136 All I could picture was you lying dead 762 00:42:21,214 --> 00:42:23,719 in some hospital somewhere from an overdose. 763 00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:31,520 Hey, are we big enough for this life? 764 00:42:32,817 --> 00:42:35,909 Are we big enough for this crazy world we found ourself in? 765 00:42:36,257 --> 00:42:37,360 'Cause I don't know. 766 00:42:39,216 --> 00:42:41,033 I've messed up your whole life. 767 00:42:45,472 --> 00:42:46,718 Yeah, you have. 768 00:42:48,185 --> 00:42:50,080 But, baby... 769 00:42:53,442 --> 00:42:56,232 all I ever wanted was a messed-up life with you. 770 00:43:02,086 --> 00:43:03,241 Without you... 771 00:43:07,966 --> 00:43:10,250 I can't do my buttons. 772 00:43:20,517 --> 00:43:24,118 - Should we go home? - You're so pathetic. 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