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Do you really think dad has a plan?

He stole the money, mom lost the money,

And now we're here in
a dead guy's house.

We're gonna get caught, Di.

You know what happens if they find us?

You know what happens to me?
I go back to prison.

Once again, I listened to you,
And this has all turned to shit!

No, I want to know if
you're getting high.

You know those little pills
we like to share?

Do you think people like us
have a little problem?

I want to know how you got clean.

You been gone two days, Doug,

Same as the money.

But people betray you,

Don't they, Doug?

Dad, you stole 40 grand
from the guy's safe.

That Hugh guy can't prove anything.

It don't matter. He can still fire us.

That's why we gotta get it back.

So we gotta find a mark who's
rich, greedy, and stupid enough

to want to drop a load
without thinking twice.

You got Rudy Blue
to invest $500,000 in Panco.

You could sell the hair off a dog,
couldn't you?

Maybe I should make you a partner.

Mornin', Doug.

- Know what I'm gonna say? Guess.
- I have no idea.

Yeah, but guess.

- Well, you're in love with me.
- No.

Got a present for you. Looky here.

"Employee of the month, Doug Rich."

Huh? Pretty cool, huh?
That's for the Rudy Blue thing.

And that's bronze-plated, man.

I never had an employee
of the month before.

So, I get you 500 grand,
and you get me a plaque.

What? Not enough?

What the hell else you want?
Gold watch?

One of those Ipod nano things?

Well, I was hoping for...

No, I was expecting, you know,

a share.

A share of what?
A share of this.

You want to be a partner?

A partner.

That's what you offered me
when I bagged Rudy Blue.

That's what I went to law school for.

That's why I've slaved all my life.

Shit, Doug. I said I'd think about it.

Think means think.

I've thought about it, too.
It seemed a really good thought.

I want to be a partner, Hugh.
I want to sign

partnership papers with a Panco pen.

I want to learn
the Panco secret handshake.

I want to get the keys to some
partners-only executive bathroom

where I can get in there
and all the toilet papers come with

origami shapes.

I want to wipe my ass with a swan, Hugh.

Not even I get to wipe my ass
with a swan, Doug.

Okay, man.

I'm gonna marinate it over,
weigh the pros and cons,

lt you know real soon.
In the meantime,

you need to invite me to a dinner.

- A dinner?
- Exactly,

a dinner. You invite me over.

I check out your house,
your friends, your family,

See if you're partnership material.

Right. Well,

my house. You don't want
to come to my house

'Cause my family's very boring at
the dinner table. We practice

boringness. A restaurant,
we're much more lively.

To hell with a damn restaurant.

You're gonna be my partner,
I want to know your life.

I need to know how you do it.

How we do it?

How you live.

What kind of booze you drink.

You can tell a lot by the quality
of a man's alcohol.

For all I know,
you live in a damn igloo with

10 frozen babes.

Well, very close.

Tomorrow at eight?

Tomorrow at eight.

I will call frozen babe number one,

make sure our alcohol is up to snuff.

Bottle of tequila and

some Grand Marnier...

And, um,

you got any french Champagne?

How much do you want?

A case. I'm havin' a party.

What's your mama's birthday?
Is she pretty? Try that.

This don't feel lucky. No.

Try my birthday.

No, my birthday never works,
except for

that one time I didn't bet on it.

True. Sad, huh?

I need a number.

I need a number.

Let's see, I need a number.

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Season 01 Episode 09
Cinderella

That is not a lucky number.

Hi, Chunky K.

Dolly.

- It's nice to see you.
- You said you'd call.

Why haven't you called me?

Well, I've been busy. I meant to.

You been out for what...?

Well, you know,
I was tryin' to get settled.

Where y'all live now?

See, I'm not livin' where
I said I was gonna live.

We're not in the rv no more, and

my life-- well, the whole thing's

kind of been unpredictable
since I got out.

So you're sayin' you broke parole?

Honey.

Your parole officer doesn't even
know where you are?

I didn't send him a post card.

But it's all good. It's good.

It's been good.
It's been great, you know?

- Things are lookin' up.
- Is this your car?

I just lease it.

Girl, it is beautiful.

You know what?

Let's go get a cup of coffee.
I want you to tell me everything.

Yeah, sure,
let's go get a cup of coffee.

There's a place down the street.

Okay, cool. So, you'll meet me there.

Yeah, I'll meet you there. Okay.

Start the car, Dahlia. Drive away.

Just drive away.

Shit.

Hey, Chunky K?

I got a better idea.
You want to ride with me?

Why don't you come to
my house for a visit?

This is my home.

Oh, my God.

This is like

rich people live here.

It's like cinderella.

It's a dream.

Is it yours?

Yeah, it's mine.

You're not tricking me, are you?

I mean, you're not really
the maid or something like that.

The nanny?

Maybe some lady's coming home soon?

I... I'm the lady.

I'm the lady.

Hey, you're right. It is a dream.

Remember how discouraged
you used to be?

Crying yourself to sleep every night,

And I told you

things would be lookin' up.

Yes, you did.

I was right, wasn't I?

Yes, you were.

This is bigger than our cell.

Our cell was at least two of those.

These are so beautiful.

Of course, they don't fit.

I tell you Dolly,

it's bigger than my room right now.

What do you mean?

It's a temporary situation.

I rent a foldout couch from
a very nice lady.

You don't even have a bed?

Somebody else rents the bedroom,

but I only pay $300 for the couch.

I'm out of prison now,

and I've got to find my own way.

Yes, you will.

Can I ask you something?

- Yes, you can.
- How did you go from prison

to all this? I mean,
how is that possible?

I didn't do nothin'.
I mean, it was Wayne.

Since when is your husband rich?

He went to law school when
I was locked up.

In just two years,
he got all this green?

He went to law school on a fast track,

and then he got a real good job
right when he left,

and he also made
some real good investments.

That's him now.

Baby, we got 24 hours

to figure out how the Riches
throw a damn dinner party.

Babe, we're up here!

What's this?

That's cashmere.

I'm the same, Chunky.

I'm rich,
but my heart ain't no different.

This is Chunky K.

She was my cellie in prison.

And she's a real good friend of mine.

Hi, Wayne.

I'm sorry. Chunky--

Chunky K.
That's what everybody calls me

'cause I used to be real chunky,

Then I did the Jenny Craig.

Well, uh, nice to meet you, Chunky K.

It's so funny to meet you

'cause I know everything about you.

I mean, Dolly's told me so
many great things,

like what a man you are.

That's what we do in the joint.

We tell stories about
how life was before.

- Can I use your bathroom, sweetheart?
- Sure.

Well, you are a man, baby.

Why is she here?

I ran into her.

It's fate.

What did you tell her?

I didn't tell her nothin'.

She gonna stay for dinner,
she gonna go home.

She lives an hour away.

I can't always be livin'
in fear, Wayne.

I didn't even tell her
I was a traveler.

I mean,

she's my friend.

I tried to leave her in
the liquor store. I couldn't do it.

Are you happy, Dolly?

I mean, with my family, I guess.

You don't have your braid no more.

Good.

It's prettier now.

Yes, I know it's last minute,
but that's the point.

It's a last-minute dinner party.
That's what they call it.

It's immediate.
It's in the moment.

Excellent.

Our next-door neighbors will be
gracing us with their presence.

Great! Okay, so,
it's tomorrow night at 8:00.

Okay. Bye.

But no one else is coming.

Frankly, we don't know anyone else.

We could always try strangers.

Yes, and speaking of strangers,
where the hell is your mother?

You said she was with her friend.

Yes, she is. She's with
her old friend, Chunky K.

I'm sorry, but does anybody else think
The name Chunky K is hilarious?

- Better than Fatty K.
- Apparently, she was Fatty K,

but then jenny craig got involved.

You know, you really shouldn't
make fun of mom's friend.

I'm not making fun of her.
That's her name-- miss Chunky K.

If I was to call her
miss slightly Heavy K

Then that would be making fun of her.

But she prefers chunky.
That's how she introduced herself.

We had such a great time.

We bought dinner.

This is my old friend, Chunky K.

I like a little ice
and lots of mountain dew, please.

When you can't have booze like me,

You get real particular
about your drinks.

Let's see how this is here.

That's perfect, Wayne.

You are a great bartender,

And you are a very pretty girl.

Thanks.

- I mean it.
- No, it's just, you know, I don't...

I don't really care about looks much.

Beautiful people never do.

Life is funny like that.

Can I ask you a question?

Hit me.

What were you in prison for?

- Maybe that's private, Sammy.
- There's nothin' private about me.

You all are like my family.

In fact, just call me aunt Chunky.

Okay! Aunt Chunky.

Yeah, that sounds good.

Aunt Chunky.

I committed a murder, Sam.

My husband used to beat me real bad,

So, one day, I killed him on accident.

You killed him on accident.

I pray to God for forgiveness every
time I see a certain kind of knife.

So you went to prison for murder?

No, car theft.

Lady luck was on my side,

and I would have gotten
away with it, too,

until I got caught in
a car I didn't own.

and that was God's way of saying,
"You don't have to go so far, Chunky."

"Take it easier next time."

Good point, God.

God made an excellent point.

So was Dahlia all right in prison?

She was all right.

The first day I spent with your mom,

I knew she had personality.

You know what your mom did
in prison to earn money?

- What?
- Palm reading.

You know, tellin' people
what they're gonna do in life.

Life line, money line, how many
kids they were gonna have.

You would be surprised at how many
fortunes she came up with for them.

Then one day, I went to the library,

checked out a book,
and realized

she was wrong about
the whole thing.

She made the whole thing up!

When she came into the joint,

I wasn't bored no more.

It was like...

I got to be in her light,

you know?

Dolly, I gotta leave.

You have got such a great family,
but I gotta go.

What you talkin' about?
We haven't even eaten yet.

I gotta get home.

Britney and K-Fed will take
my spot on the couch.

- Who?
- The other tenant's pit bulls.

I mean, they're nice dogs,
but I can't control them.

And if they fall asleep on the couch,

Then I end up sleeping on the floor

Because I'm scared they'll bite me.

They already bit me once. Look.

My God, that's awful.

Shit. You really got bad luck, man.

You ever try throwin' salt?

Throwin' salt? Girl, that is
some sort of old wives' tale.

No, it works.
Come on, let's do it.

Let's think about your luck changin'
and throw salt.

Is that how you got this house?

Yeah, kind of, so let's try.

Put that in there.
I'm gonna do it, too, with you.

Okay, stand on one leg.

- On one leg.
- Close your eyes.

Lean on me, so you don't fall over.

Lucky!
One, two, three. Throw it!

Oh, God!

What the hell are you doing?

It's salt.

- What are you throwing salt at me for?
- Trying to find some luck.

Go wash your eye, baby.
I'm--

I'm sorry about that.

- Are you okay?
- Kiss my ass!

Don't go. Oh, Chunk, don't go.

Come on, don't go.

Don't leave me here,
please, baby. You gotta stay.

We have so much room here.

I don't want to send you home
to Britney and K-Fed,

The dumbass dogs gonna bite you.
It's retarded.

Are you sure your husband won't mind?
I mean,

the man's got a eye full of salt.

Not the firstime.

I'm excited about this dinner party,

you know? I mean, I even went to
the library, and I found

a book by Emily Post on how
to throw a real fancy buffer dinner.

I got a real good recipe, and I'm gonna
cook it up as best I know how,

but I have a right to have a friend.

So would you stop being
so friggin' paranoid?

I am not paranoid.

I am completely
good-humored and relaxed.

You are?

You are?

I'm sorry. I'm just high-strung.

You think?

I'm sensitive, you asshole.

A "mushroom boat"?
You think we can make a mushroom boat?

I think you're mad at me,

and you're just not expressing it.

She is a risk.

And she is a little freaky.

And I think she's on drugs...

Not to be critical.

What makes you say that?

Just a feeling I got.

She's my friend, Wayne.

When you go to prison,

People beat the shit out
of you for nothin'.

I was lucky Chunky was my cellie.

She lived there a long time
before I got there.

There's was this one chick,
she was,

like, three cells down from us,
and I don't why, but she hated me.

She tried to kill me,

but Chunky stepped in,

And that bitch never
bothered me again.

She was...

noble.

Man, she was noble.

Like a noble warrior in...

the shittiest-ass situation
you can imagine.

She protected me.

She saved my life.

But now she's here...

in my house,

And she's alone,

&nd she's havin' a bad time.

Least in prison, you don't
have to fight a dog for a bed.

She is in there looking at Sam's mural.

So?

Probably just thinks
it's a pretty picture.

Chunky K is clearly a lover of art.

So she's gonna stay here all day?

- You want her at the dinner party?
- Why do you keep asking me this?

I told you she was goin'.

- When?
- She got a job, baby.

She's the weekend supervisor
At a sewage treatment facility.

Don't you make fun of her.

I'm not making fun of her.
When I was little,

I, too, wanted to supervise sewage
on the weekend.

It's the best job
she could get. Come on.

- I know.
- And she's gotta be there by 2:00.

Good. So she'll be outta here by noon?

She's gonna go, Wayne.
She'll be gone by noon.

- So you can quit sweatin' it.
- I'm not sweatin' it. I'm very calm.

Got to get groceries.

Don't forget my pork rinds.

hat are y'all doing
with all these boxes?

We're just unpacking, you know?

We never really moved in.

We just moved the stuff we had around.

Who's Doug Rich?

He is a friend of dad's, actually.

And he just left his diploma
at your house?

He's on vacation, so we're just
looking after a couple of things.

We should probably take
better care of that

'cause if he comes back,
he'll be pissed off about the thing.

That's a good idea, Cal.

We've gotta clean up this house

good today, for real.

- What's the big deal?
- Dad's boss is comin'.

If he likes us,
he'll make dad a partner.

What's that mean?

what does that mean?

It means that instead of having
just a piece of the pie,

We might own the whole bakery.

So you need to make a good impression?

He's real curious about us.
Wants to see how we live.

Then we need to keep goin'.

I wish you'd sit down.
You're workin' too much.

I want to help.

I worked all my life
for people I can't stand.

Why can't I do some work for
someone that I love for a change?

Besis, cleanin' is fun for me.

I'd make a pretty good maid
If someone was to

take a chance on me.

Who wants to be a maid, anyway?

- I do.
- No, you don't.

Sure, I do.

I come pretty cheap,

and I'm very good at

making order out of, you know,

chaotic situations.

Well, I think you could do just
about anything you put your mind to.

I just want a job that
I can make a livin' on, Dolly.

Supervising sewage on
the weekend don't pay my bills.

You're still here.

Take off your shoes.
Chunky just mopped the floor.

Thought she had to
get to work by 2:00.

The time has slipped up on me.

Dear. Should I call you a cab?

Yeah, sure, if you want to.

Great.

Might want to get your things.

What the hell are you doing?

Just huntin' for
my white shoulders, Wayne.

Right. Well, your taxi's here.
Are you ready to go?

Don't you rush me.

Listen, let me pay you.

For what?

For helping us get ready
for the party.

I don't want your money, Wayne.
You all are like family.

I give my family money all the time.

That's too much.

No, that's just the right amount
for special help.

Special help?

You know, help that comes in,
helps out, and then leaves.

Are you trying to bribe me?

$500 would go a long way

to getting you off that couch.

How dare you try to bribe me.

Did it ever occur to you that
your best friend in prison

might not be your
best friend in real life?

- Why are you so against her?
- I'm not against her.

I like her.
I mean, what's not to like?

She's in there,

sniffing glue.

God knows what else she sniffs.

- How do you know?
- 'Cause I saw her.

Man, all right, she sniffs glue.

She's sniffin' glue.

If you just got out of jail, maybe you,
too, would sniff a little glue

from time to time, you know?

Who are you to say that
it makes her a bad person, you know?

Maybe it just makes her
a stressed-out person,

Or a person with problems
that you don't understand!

- I don't give a shit!
- She is a danger.

She can threaten
our whole way of life here.

Baby, we got so much.

We are thrivin' here.

A thought keeps comin' into my head.

What are we gonna do
now with all this good fortune?

Are we just gonna
keep it to ourselves?

Are we gonna build a big
old wall around us so that

nobody could ever get in
to threaten what we got?

There's a big old wall around Edenfalls.
You want to build one around our house?

What's next? Maybe you want to
build one around our minds?

You know that's not what I want.

It's not what I want, either.

Take a risk, baby.

Come on. Nothing risked,
nothing gained.

Isn't that what we do?
That's how we live.

We are different from buffers, Wayne.

We live here,

but that don't change the fact
that in our souls, we are different.

And all I'm saying is,

every so often,
It might be nice to share.

Just to give a little

To someone who really needs it.

I want to give her a job.

I want to give her a great-payin' job.

I do.

All right. Flowers,
raspberries, got my book.

Oh, my God... the salad.
Oh, I need a salad!

You gotta have salad! Shit!
Gotta have a salad!

Oh, my God! Is it hot in here?

Everything's ready in
the dining room, ma'am.

Don't call me ma'am.

Jesus Christ, look at that uniform.

Man, this whole maid
thing is really weirdin' me out.

Well, don't all the Rich people
around here have maids just like me?

- You know, I don't want be one of them.
- I don't care, Dolly.

If I don't work for you,
I got to work for somebody.

Either I wear a uniform,
or I don't make jack.

- Okay, just don't call me ma'am.
- Yes, I am.

I'm gonna call you ma'am because
I don't want to slip up

- And say the wrong thing at the party.
- No, no, you're right.

In front of other people,

- Wayne is Doug and I'm Cherien.
- Knock knock!

Nina! Hey, I'm here to help.

Oh, I'm so happy you're
here. Well, I know that

the domestic sciences is
not exactly your forte.

Could you put this in the fridge

And preheat the oven to
375, won't you, honey?

Yes, ma'am.

Oh, yeah. Nina,

this is...

This is the...

The maid.

- How you doin', ma'am?
- Hangin' in there.

Could you, uh, make us a drink, honey?

Anything, straight up

- in a large glass.
- Yes, ma'am.

- Yeah. Yeah, for me, too.
- Yes, ma'am.

- Okay. What's that?
- Frozen dinner rolls.

Heat 'em up, nobody knows
the difference, and...

What is... Oh.

She's great.

Uh, you're usin' paper napkins?

- Is that bad?
- Well, it ain't exactly classy.

Ma'am?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Could you find us some real
cloth napkins, honey?

Yes, ma'am.

So, look at you.

You got yourself a maid.

I got... I got a maid.

It's okay.

Vodka gimlet?

The glasses are chilled.

Oh! All the better.

Don't get frostbite there, Jim.

Vodka gimlet. How very...

Douglas Sirk.

Come in. Come in.

Cherien, our guest of honor

has just crossed the threshold
in our humble abode.

Oh, now, Doug, you
forget, I'm a humble man.

Well, Hugh, would you
care for a cocktail?

Nina, Jim, what do you have?

We have Martinis, dry or
dirty, We have Manhattans,

- and vodka gimlets.
- I'll take it dry, Doug.

See, Martinis, vodka gimlets,

that's a classy way to go. I'm not down
with all that Mai-Tai fruity cosmo shit.

- The glasses are chilled.
- Chilled?

Oh, chilled.

Well, in that case, thank you.

You got a maid, Doug?

Yes, we got a maid for special
occasions. Her name is...

Cicatrice.

Cicatrice?

Isn't that french for "scar"?

So, tell me,

what do you think of
your employers, cicatrice?

- Excuse me, sir?
- Doug and Cherien... Are they cheap?

Of course we're not cheap, Hugh.

We pay everyone who works
for us extremely well.

Who said that's the right
answer, Doug? Don't interrupt.

Oh, I got an idea. I got an idea.

Cicatrice, I want you to think of

three adjectives that describe
Doug and Cherien,

And if I like your
adjectives and I like my dinner...

I'm gonna make Doug here a partner.

If I don't,

he's out on the street.

Well, let's see.

Oh, that's okay,
darlin'. Don't tell me now.

Think about it. Get back to
me by the end of the night.

I don't think I'm doin'
so well out there.

Oh, well... No, you're
doin' just great, honey.

You look all
professional and everything.

All I know is I am so not a cook.

So, the blond guy is the boss?

Well, he kind of put me
on the spot out there.

Oh, he did?

Don't mind him.

He's the boss, But, you
know, he's a human being.

He was a big old drug addict,

all down on his luck.

Then he had a business idea,

and he was all hungry
and persistent and shit

and made a billion dollars.

If he can do it, anyone can.

All I'm saying is, you know, You
just got to follow your bliss.

I've got some good business ideas, but I
just never had the nerve to act on 'em.

Okay, uh, will you serve the
oysters Rockefeller, please?

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

It's just a barrette.

In all these years, I never
let anybody else partner before.

But now, I'm thinking, maybe it'd be
nice to have another dog to run with.

Somebody...

to share the
responsibility, Share the load.

See, the thing is,

how do I know you're the right guy?

I mean, I'm a loner by nature.
I mean, you know my life story.

- Yes, you told me many times.
- Oysters Rockefeller?

Ooh, sure. Sure.

You got my adjectives yet?

Oh, I started out broke. I started out
cleaning septic tanks for a livin'.

I saved every penny I earned, Cleanin'
up other people's shit.

And the first thing I
did, folks thought I was crazy.

I went out and I
bought a used septic tank.

I bought it, slapped a
little paint on it, polished it up,

sold it for twice what I paid for it.

Went from septic tanks to
sewer lines to spec houses,

real estate king. That's
how I went rags to Riches.

And that's what makes
Panco so damn special.

I built that company
off the sweat of my back.

- I'll tell anybody who wants to listen.
- I want to listen.

Oh, you do, huh?

'cause I'm broke, but I got a
business plan, and, believe me,

- I know how to sweat.
- Cicatrice.

What's your business plan, honey?

It's okay.

I don't want to disturb your night.

- That's very kind of you, cicatrice.
- No, you're not disturbing me.

I'm open to giving business advice to
anybody at all. What you got, honey?

Good for the nuts.

This is a business plan
that I have been waitin'

to discuss with the right individual.

- It's about rabbits.
- Cicatrice.

Rabbits, huh?

Maybe there's a few facts you
don't know about rabbits.

They got a very good
meat. Very tasty, low in fat.

They got a good, white,
meaty-tasting meat.

In the same way that
people eat turkey now,

They're gonna eat rabbit in
the future. I'll tell you why.

Turkeys lay an egg every so
often when they're in the mood,

But rabbits,

they multiply like...

rabbits.

You get what I'm sayin'?

Oh, my God.

I don't know how she
cooks or cleans, Doug...

But, damn, she...

is funny.

Rabbit... Rabbit burger.

Rabbit burger.

Bunny burgers.

Bunny burgers.

Rabbit burgers.

How many times you spin that salad?

Hey, be gentle there.

You're lucky you didn't
break that plate.

You're not my employer, ma'am.

- Oh, boy.
- Cicatrice,

is everything all right?

Everything's fine, ma'am.

Well, I think dinner is ready.

Oh, I can't possibly do
that. Can you slice the pork?

Thank you.

I can't do that.

- More wine, anyone?
- Me, I want some.

I'm still waitin' on my
adjectives, cicatrice.

What you got so far?

Oh, hello there.

Who's this pretty lady?

Hey, and where's your other son,
Doug? Didn't you say you have two?

This is my son, Hugh.

This is Sam.

- Uh, I hear he loves the theatre.
- Oh, yes, he does.

We are actually just, um, On our way to
the school play after we finish eating.

Isn't that right, Sam?

Well, sorry partner. I didn't
recognize you as a member of the b-Team.

What's the b-Team?

Boys? The boys' team, kid.

So what, is that... Is that pork?

What's that you're
carvin' on there, Cicatrice?

I thought jews didn't eat pig?

Well, you know it's not kosher.

What?

You know, darling, kosher? Kosher?

Sometimes I think she has a
complete block on the word kosher.

Everybody knows kosher.

- so why are you serving pork?
- That's exactly the point, Jim.

Cherien and I belong
to a sect of judaism

That eats mainly pork,

Um, to make up for the
jewish people that don't eat pork.

That's why they were thrilled and
overjoyed When we decided to marry.

Had pig at our weddin'.

Pig on the honeymoon.

Pig at the bar mitzvah. Remember that?

Too bad it's not rabbit.
Everybody eats rabbit, right?

Nobody has a problem with that.

And I hear they multiply like rabbits.

oh, I have a problem with
it. I would never eat rabbit.

Well, I've eaten rabbit

in a restaurant. Rabbit soup

or was it venison?

Personally, I find the idea of
eating a peaceful animal Like the rabbit

to be morally repulsive.

You think I'm repulsive?

I was just referring To those
who butcher peaceful animals.

Well, at least I'm not gay.

- Who's gay?
- Cicatrice.

Who's gay?

I do not think that that is the way

that the household help
should speak to a guest.

Well, maybe I don't
want to be the maid no more,

And maybe I quit, dolly.

Well, I gotta take a leak. I'll be back.

Don't you be
followin' me in there, jimmy.

A nice southern girl like myself needs
to get herself a cool glass of vodka

before she loses her temper in public.

That was awful!

Poor Jim.

And she called me dolly.

Yeah, don't worry about
that. Nobody noticed.

Mom, maybe you should go upstairs
and talk to her and calm her down.

You know what?

You take Sam and go over
to Brent's house.

- Didi, please.
- Okay.

Come on, Sam. Let's take a field trip.

I think I hear laughing.

Oh, Jesus Christ, chunky!

What's wrong with you,
idiots? Shut the goddamn door!

I like that maid of yours.
She knows how to take a joke.

Little too into the rabbit thing.
She's just tryin' to get by.

I remember when people used to
laugh about me and my septic tanks, too.

Cicatrice is a wonderful person
with an unbeatable personality.

Do I look high?

Are bears catholic?

I guess you could
say I fell off the wagon.

She offered it to me like
candy, and I could not refuse.

So does snortin' some kind of white
powder mean I ain't sober no more?

Last time I checked.

well, what the hell.

Let's just, uh...

Let's just go ahead and sign this thing.

You want to make me
a partner right now, right here?

Why the hell not?

In business, we sleep where we shit.

You're lucky, Doug.
I had my doubts about you.

Cicatrice came up
with some good adjectives.

She did?

- What were they?
- That's between me and Cicatrice.

Come on, right there
on the dotted line.

Let's not do this right now.

You don't want to be
my partner anymore?

Yes. No, I do.

Well, then stop with the sad
sack attitude. Sign the damn thing.

Wait, you're right.
You're right. Better idea.

Let's do it with a toast, huh?

Let the good times roll, huh?

Why'd you get him high?

He'd been sober eight years.

Because he deserved it.
He's a son of a bitch.

And now, Cherien,

The lovely Cicatrice.

All right, now,...

the reason we're all here tonight...

Everybody take a sip.

Not bad.

Doug here is gonna scribble
his signature,

and then the naked dancin' will begin.

There you go, Doug.
Time to sign your life away.

You want to hold the pen, jimbo?

What's that supposed to mean?

It's supposed to mean I should
take the writing utensil and sign.

- Come on, go to it!
- Yes.

What the hell you waitin' for?

It's the last page.

Oh, he's fine. He's
fine. He's just kinda

savorin' the moment.

When you sign somethin' like this,

you know you've arrived.

Yeah, I'm not sure where, but

you've certainly arrived

at that place.

You okay?

Shit, Doug.

Takin' so long, I'm gettin' dizzy.

Do you know what I mean, Jim?

"Hold the pen"?

I bet you want to hold
my pen, don't you?

Wait. Wait.

What? What'd I say?

Maybe later.

What a horrible dinner party.

Does it matter?

If my husband's gay?

It doesn't matter to me.

Well, you're not his wife.

I should run away from here
and never come back.

I thought you loved it here.

Well, I love the guard at the gate part.

And I love the way people
can see our houses

From one curve in the
highway way off in the distance.

And when they catch a
glimpse, they say to themselves,

"Who in the hell would
pay two million dollars

Just to have them one of
them stupid mcmansions

up there behind a gate?"

And the answer is...

Every single one of them.

They're green with jealousy.

I love that part.

Can't you just pretend he's straight?

All those alpaca conventions,

Think they were just
about fur quality and leg hairs?

I've been pretending for 18 years, Doug.

Not bad.

Everybody went home,

Except for that Hugh guy. He's tweakin'.

This is your family, ain't it?

What does it mean?

I don't really want to tell you.

You didn't do too good
with my secrets tonight.

Nobody knows notn'.

I'm still disappointed.

In what?

Well, in you.

That is not fair, Dolly.

My life is harder than yours.

It's not easy being alone.

It's not easy being somebody's maid.

Yeah, I know.

I think you should go home now.

You mean I'm not
gonna work for you no more?

I can't take care of you.

Barely take care of myself.

That's selfish, Dolly.

So I'm just gonna leave
with no money, no nothin'?

You want money?

- I need it.
- How much you want?

How much you got?

That's 2,000.

$2,000?

That's a lot, Dolly.

Thanks.

It's almost midnight.

Clock's busted.

It's always 11:59 around here.

You want some?

I'm tryin' not to.

if you decide you do want some,

I'll just...

Leave it right there for you.

Don't.

So stop me then.

I'm gonna go.

Can I have a hug?

You know I'm no good at goodbyes,

And I don't want to hug you and

be sad.

Take the money. Leave the I.D.

She left?

Just you and me, Dahlia.

And little mr. Phone happy.

Is that what she was to you,

Drug buddy?

What's he doin', anyway?

Looking for the ghost in the machine.

I wanted to be a partner.
I got to be a partner.

There is my partner,
lying on the ground.

Something about it makes
me sick to my stomach.

Well, we're turnin' to buffers, baby.

Ain't we?

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