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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,679 --> 00:00:02,317 Look at me, right? 2 00:00:02,319 --> 00:00:04,077 And look at the Queen. 3 00:00:04,079 --> 00:00:07,359 I was never a fan until it occurred to me how much 4 00:00:07,398 --> 00:00:09,218 me and Ma'am have in common. 5 00:00:09,291 --> 00:00:12,089 Bringing up kiddies you can't remember the names of. 6 00:00:12,091 --> 00:00:15,369 I know she's not a single parent but she might as well be. 7 00:00:15,371 --> 00:00:19,049 Plus, the pair of us, we've stuck to our guns, 8 00:00:19,051 --> 00:00:22,249 her literally sometimes, and flagshipped a dying breed. 9 00:00:22,251 --> 00:00:24,649 Admired and despised, equally. 10 00:00:24,651 --> 00:00:27,169 Not for never lifting a finger. No... 11 00:00:27,171 --> 00:00:29,889 for setting examples through extremity. 12 00:00:29,891 --> 00:00:32,729 And whether you're a bigwig on her end or a bigwig on mine, 13 00:00:32,731 --> 00:00:35,649 you've still got your dickheads in the middle to deal with, 14 00:00:35,651 --> 00:00:37,609 snip, snip, snipping at your benefits. 15 00:00:37,611 --> 00:00:40,129 I mean, she can't not be looking at me and thinking, 16 00:00:40,131 --> 00:00:42,129 "What's your secret, Frank?" 17 00:00:42,131 --> 00:00:44,369 I got shot of my kids yonks back. 18 00:00:44,371 --> 00:00:46,929 Whereas she's yet to see the back of a single one. 19 00:00:46,931 --> 00:00:49,929 Fine! I've had to get out of bed on occasion to make ends meet, 20 00:00:49,931 --> 00:00:53,931 whereas she... she's done the whole thing from a chair. 21 00:00:54,851 --> 00:00:56,849 Oh, and a drink for the lady. 22 00:00:56,851 --> 00:00:59,369 Oh, sure, there's perks. But, look at her lot. 23 00:00:59,371 --> 00:01:02,129 Brian May prancing about on her roof. 24 00:01:02,131 --> 00:01:08,041 Now, look at my lot... we know how to throw a proper fucking paaaarty! 25 00:01:08,043 --> 00:01:12,183 26 00:01:12,295 --> 00:01:16,295 I remember Liverpool in the '70s, industry menopause. 27 00:01:16,652 --> 00:01:20,652 Shipyards closed, car plants relocated, 28 00:01:20,989 --> 00:01:24,267 last orders for the Scouse nation. 29 00:01:24,269 --> 00:01:27,667 But did we lie down and die? Did we fuck?! 30 00:01:27,669 --> 00:01:31,669 We embraced change and expanded our horizons. 31 00:01:32,109 --> 00:01:34,907 Ended up European City of Culture. 32 00:01:34,909 --> 00:01:38,907 That left behind a proper legacy. 33 00:01:38,909 --> 00:01:42,387 So, moral of the tale... when the menopause kicks in, 34 00:01:42,389 --> 00:01:43,987 what are you going to do? 35 00:01:43,989 --> 00:01:47,989 Lie back and wither? Or rise like a Liver Bird Phoenix? 36 00:01:49,549 --> 00:01:51,627 Why won't you tell us where we're going? 37 00:01:51,629 --> 00:01:55,267 Almost there. 38 00:01:55,269 --> 00:01:57,507 No way! Is that Rooney in that Porsche? 39 00:01:57,509 --> 00:01:58,787 Probably was. 40 00:01:58,789 --> 00:01:59,907 Mr and Mrs Tutton? 41 00:01:59,909 --> 00:02:01,267 Yeah. 42 00:02:01,269 --> 00:02:03,467 Never forget where you've come from, 43 00:02:03,469 --> 00:02:05,947 or the people that got you there along the way. 44 00:02:05,949 --> 00:02:09,949 Because how they remember you is the real legacy you leave behind. 45 00:02:10,069 --> 00:02:11,747 It's even smaller than ours. 46 00:02:11,749 --> 00:02:13,547 So? There's only three of us. 47 00:02:13,549 --> 00:02:15,027 For all that money, though? 48 00:02:15,029 --> 00:02:16,707 Location, location, location. 49 00:02:16,709 --> 00:02:19,227 D'you think Kirsty would look twice at Chatsworth? 50 00:02:19,229 --> 00:02:23,229 Who'd look at that fat parcel? 51 00:02:23,629 --> 00:02:27,587 Oh, be able to squeeze a little bar in here. 52 00:02:27,589 --> 00:02:29,427 You've got a lovely home. 53 00:02:29,429 --> 00:02:31,867 Thank you. I've been very happy here. 54 00:02:31,869 --> 00:02:33,667 As I'm sure you would be. 55 00:02:33,669 --> 00:02:34,947 What's outside? 56 00:02:34,949 --> 00:02:38,387 Be my guest. The courtyard's a delightful suntrap. 57 00:02:38,389 --> 00:02:40,787 Forgive me not showing you round myself. 58 00:02:40,789 --> 00:02:43,787 As usual, I'm up to my neck in charity work. 59 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:46,467 Muggins at home organising this year's ball. 60 00:02:46,469 --> 00:02:47,907 Sounds impressive. 61 00:02:47,909 --> 00:02:51,909 Secretary for 12 years and never known such a struggle raising funds. 62 00:02:53,229 --> 00:02:55,987 Harsh times means less charity. 63 00:02:55,989 --> 00:02:58,467 And now when you need it more than ever. 64 00:02:58,469 --> 00:03:01,547 Indeed. 65 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:05,549 St Bart's Year 10 rugby tour to Argentina... 66 00:03:07,509 --> 00:03:09,227 Oh, I've got no change, sorry. 67 00:03:09,229 --> 00:03:13,229 Oh! That'll be fine, thank you. 68 00:03:27,709 --> 00:03:28,987 What time is it? 69 00:03:28,989 --> 00:03:32,587 10 o'clock, sleepyhead. No rush. 70 00:03:32,589 --> 00:03:34,947 You only left an hour ago. 71 00:03:34,949 --> 00:03:38,907 Fancied a cuddle. 72 00:03:38,909 --> 00:03:42,909 It's all right, isn't it? 73 00:03:44,549 --> 00:03:48,549 Eugh! 74 00:03:53,269 --> 00:03:54,427 What's wrong? 75 00:03:54,429 --> 00:03:56,547 Nothing's wrong. 76 00:03:56,549 --> 00:04:00,549 Got to do a bit of graft now and again, haven't I? 77 00:04:05,149 --> 00:04:07,107 When you know, you know. 78 00:04:07,109 --> 00:04:10,427 Exactly. It's sending me under, she's so clingy. 79 00:04:10,429 --> 00:04:12,507 Every call-out this side of town, 80 00:04:12,509 --> 00:04:14,667 so she can sneak a little fucking tamper. 81 00:04:14,669 --> 00:04:16,507 Put her out of her misery. 82 00:04:16,509 --> 00:04:18,587 It's finding the right moment, innit? 83 00:04:18,589 --> 00:04:21,387 Well, the longer you leave it, the harder it gets. 84 00:04:21,389 --> 00:04:24,827 Another drink might help. 85 00:04:24,829 --> 00:04:28,829 Did 'em cheap, that's the last 5,000 of Dessie's dodgy e's. 86 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:32,387 Remind me not to buy even a paracetamol off that gimp. 87 00:04:32,389 --> 00:04:35,827 If it's over, no talk about taking a break, dragging it out, 88 00:04:35,829 --> 00:04:37,307 make it clean and quick. 89 00:04:37,309 --> 00:04:40,867 I'm doing it, I'm doing it. 90 00:04:40,869 --> 00:04:43,507 She's going on about a rugby trip to South America, 91 00:04:43,509 --> 00:04:47,067 and St Marcy's haven't even got a gym! 92 00:04:47,069 --> 00:04:49,267 Is it hot in here or is it just me? 93 00:04:49,269 --> 00:04:51,267 You OK? 94 00:04:51,269 --> 00:04:52,787 That could be my legacy. 95 00:04:52,789 --> 00:04:54,307 'Legacy'? 96 00:04:54,309 --> 00:04:56,267 Oh, you've not had bad news have you? 97 00:04:56,269 --> 00:04:58,947 - I could re-build the gym. - Mimi! 98 00:04:58,949 --> 00:05:01,747 Oh, calm down. I'm "changing". 99 00:05:01,749 --> 00:05:05,547 Changing? In what way? 100 00:05:05,549 --> 00:05:08,827 Oh, you don't want to be a man, do you?! 101 00:05:08,829 --> 00:05:10,987 It's a woman-only issue. 102 00:05:10,989 --> 00:05:14,907 Menopause... early. But that doesn't matter. 103 00:05:14,909 --> 00:05:18,909 I'm taking control of my life, making a difference to others. 104 00:05:19,909 --> 00:05:23,909 Watch me roar. 105 00:05:37,229 --> 00:05:39,827 Listen, er, we need to talk. 106 00:05:39,829 --> 00:05:41,947 It's bad manners when your mouth's full. 107 00:05:45,869 --> 00:05:49,227 Dessert is going to blow your mind. 108 00:05:53,149 --> 00:05:56,227 Wilmslow's a bit far, though, remember that wine bar? 109 00:05:56,229 --> 00:05:59,387 Oh, yeah, full of divorcee losers trying too hard. 110 00:05:59,389 --> 00:06:02,507 I think it's mint. Full of readies, 111 00:06:02,509 --> 00:06:04,267 fourbies, Bentleys, Ferraris... 112 00:06:04,269 --> 00:06:06,547 Yeah, driven by Wags who'd struggle with a Clio. 113 00:06:06,549 --> 00:06:07,827 Oh, here he is... at it again. 114 00:06:07,829 --> 00:06:09,907 Watch your bags, ladies, tea-leaf in the area. 115 00:06:09,909 --> 00:06:12,467 Serves him right, the fat fuck, shouldn't leave his van open 116 00:06:12,469 --> 00:06:14,667 while he goes off for a burger. 117 00:06:14,669 --> 00:06:15,987 What are they? 118 00:06:15,989 --> 00:06:17,747 Trackers. It's like James Bond, innit? 119 00:06:17,749 --> 00:06:20,429 Should use one on her in case she's out noshing someone else. 120 00:06:36,709 --> 00:06:38,507 Marry me? 121 00:06:38,509 --> 00:06:39,427 What? 122 00:06:39,429 --> 00:06:40,347 Marry me! 123 00:06:40,349 --> 00:06:41,467 I can't. 124 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:42,947 Of course you can. 125 00:06:42,949 --> 00:06:44,667 It doesn't have to be a fancy... 126 00:06:44,669 --> 00:06:47,667 I don't want to be with you any more. 127 00:06:47,669 --> 00:06:49,867 What do you mean? 128 00:06:49,869 --> 00:06:51,427 It's over. 129 00:06:51,429 --> 00:06:52,627 What is? 130 00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:53,867 Us. 131 00:06:53,869 --> 00:06:57,869 Why? 132 00:06:58,229 --> 00:07:02,229 I'm sorry. 133 00:07:03,229 --> 00:07:06,467 Maybe you just need a break? 134 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:07,907 It'd be cruel to drag it out. 135 00:07:07,909 --> 00:07:11,027 You didn't have the heart to tell me earlier because I'd gone to 136 00:07:11,029 --> 00:07:14,187 so much effort? 137 00:07:14,189 --> 00:07:17,507 Don't you like fucking me? 138 00:07:17,509 --> 00:07:21,509 All day. It's not enough to sustain a relationship. 139 00:07:23,069 --> 00:07:25,587 Said the pages of Cosmopolitan. 140 00:07:25,589 --> 00:07:27,907 I still feel the same after. 141 00:07:27,909 --> 00:07:31,909 Patronising prick. 142 00:07:35,269 --> 00:07:37,787 Look, I've got some stuff to sort. 143 00:07:37,789 --> 00:07:41,789 It's probably best if you're gone by the time I get back. 144 00:07:50,189 --> 00:07:53,627 I'd be crying off sick every week if I had to do PE in that dump. 145 00:07:53,629 --> 00:07:56,107 Er, fuck the lardy little uprights-in-need, 146 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:59,027 what about an overhaul of my janitor-shithole? 147 00:07:59,029 --> 00:08:02,227 I'm talking about the health of the future generation. 148 00:08:02,229 --> 00:08:04,827 And I'm saying my room hasn't had a lick of paint 149 00:08:04,829 --> 00:08:08,267 since Tom Brown's ring-piece was caressed by his master's slippers. 150 00:08:08,269 --> 00:08:11,027 Frank, this matters! Making a positive impact, 151 00:08:11,029 --> 00:08:13,787 leaving something behind that makes a difference. 152 00:08:13,789 --> 00:08:17,787 Oh, moral compensation for your other bequests? 153 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:21,147 Inflicting a bunch of psychopathic villains on society? 154 00:08:21,149 --> 00:08:25,149 I'll fucking inflict them on you if you're not careful. 155 00:08:25,909 --> 00:08:28,707 Don't even think about it. 156 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,229 I wasn't. 157 00:08:32,389 --> 00:08:34,667 St Marcy's gym was hanging when I went there. 158 00:08:34,669 --> 00:08:38,669 Doesn't mean you want to rebuild it, though. 159 00:08:40,829 --> 00:08:43,147 Why's Benny bringing students back here? 160 00:08:43,149 --> 00:08:46,867 Possible gold mine, there's more round Manchester than anywhere else. 161 00:08:46,869 --> 00:08:49,507 You'll not get a sniff that pure in Chipping Norton. 162 00:08:49,509 --> 00:08:53,509 Treble up, it'll still blow your bollocks off. 163 00:08:53,709 --> 00:08:54,907 Bonus. 164 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:55,827 Appreciated. 165 00:08:55,829 --> 00:08:57,787 You collecting off Coggsy tomorrow? 166 00:08:57,789 --> 00:08:59,427 Big Mark's two weeks behind. 167 00:08:59,429 --> 00:09:00,947 Take care of both, yeah? 168 00:09:00,949 --> 00:09:02,909 With pleasure. 169 00:09:05,749 --> 00:09:06,987 Who scored? 170 00:09:06,989 --> 00:09:10,747 Short-arse, thatch-weave, dumpy little fucking Mickey Mouser. 171 00:09:10,749 --> 00:09:12,587 Oi! Rooney's my hero. 172 00:09:12,589 --> 00:09:15,707 He'll be paying you 40 quid to hang out of you next week. 173 00:09:15,709 --> 00:09:19,709 He popped in once, but I was a little bit too young for him. 174 00:09:19,829 --> 00:09:23,829 None of you twats got a watch? 175 00:09:26,789 --> 00:09:28,307 If a legacy matters so much, 176 00:09:28,309 --> 00:09:30,707 what's wrong with a bench in Poundswick Park? 177 00:09:30,709 --> 00:09:34,067 Cos all the little scrotes will tag it and burn it on Bonfire Night. 178 00:09:34,069 --> 00:09:36,107 I think a new gym's a great idea. 179 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:38,147 It's paying for it I'm struggling with! 180 00:09:38,149 --> 00:09:41,787 All I'm suggesting is a donation of a poxy grand each! 181 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:45,789 To get the ball rolling. I'll raise the rest of the funds. 182 00:09:47,509 --> 00:09:48,627 I'll chip in. 183 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:50,507 Yep, we will too. 184 00:09:50,509 --> 00:09:53,147 The kiddies'll appreciate that. 185 00:09:53,149 --> 00:09:56,547 Come on, then, Cilla, Connor, let's go and get your favourite DVD on. 186 00:09:56,549 --> 00:09:57,427 What are you doing? 187 00:09:57,429 --> 00:09:59,147 What's your favourite? 188 00:09:59,149 --> 00:10:01,827 You'd better brace yourself. My mam started in her 40s, 189 00:10:01,829 --> 00:10:03,867 went agoraphobic then ran away to sea. 190 00:10:03,869 --> 00:10:07,027 I've checked it out. Most women calm down when the drugs kick in. 191 00:10:07,029 --> 00:10:08,747 So this is all bollocks, then? 192 00:10:08,749 --> 00:10:11,987 It's going to be sweet, mate. This gym thing is just a passing phase. 193 00:10:11,989 --> 00:10:13,627 Your grand's going nowhere. 194 00:10:13,629 --> 00:10:15,067 So, how was Wilmslow? 195 00:10:15,069 --> 00:10:17,227 Half a million for a bedsit above a chippy? 196 00:10:17,229 --> 00:10:19,547 Who'd want to live in a stuck-up, two-faced, 197 00:10:19,549 --> 00:10:21,987 wannabe shithole like that anyway? 198 00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:24,867 Cos I want a smile off a neighbour who's not afraid of me. 199 00:10:24,869 --> 00:10:27,827 I want to talk to an old man about the weather instead of him 200 00:10:27,829 --> 00:10:30,747 scurrying past to get his snout and his ale. 201 00:10:30,749 --> 00:10:32,587 They smoke and drink there too, Mam. 202 00:10:32,589 --> 00:10:35,547 Yeah, only menthol cigs and vintage champagne, though, eh? 203 00:10:35,549 --> 00:10:39,067 Their shit don't smell either... and it's too far for business. 204 00:10:39,069 --> 00:10:41,907 There's another reason I've asked you for dinner. 205 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:45,909 Leaving a family in harmony is as important as any physical legacy. 206 00:10:46,989 --> 00:10:49,227 You two have drifted apart. 207 00:10:49,229 --> 00:10:53,229 There's a way of working together, appreciating each other more. 208 00:10:54,869 --> 00:10:56,463 I'm retiring. 209 00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:12,884 These hands are to commemorate the toil endured to create 210 00:11:12,969 --> 00:11:16,489 the Mimi Tutton Academy of Sports Science. 211 00:11:37,289 --> 00:11:39,087 Couple of quid Frank, St Marcy's gym? 212 00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:40,567 Not while you look like a cunt. 213 00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:43,087 There's nobody less likely to donate. 214 00:11:43,089 --> 00:11:45,729 What's fancy dress actually about, eh? "Nice one, cowboy, 215 00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:47,904 "nice one, spaceman." 216 00:11:47,906 --> 00:11:51,906 Some straight-going shithouse's 40th in the labour club. 217 00:11:52,026 --> 00:11:53,664 Then what for the rest of the night?! 218 00:11:53,666 --> 00:11:55,626 You're going to have any kind of conversation with 219 00:11:55,697 --> 00:11:57,457 a knobhead in a pirate hat? 220 00:11:57,498 --> 00:11:58,656 That's a no, then? 221 00:11:58,658 --> 00:12:01,898 Put me down for a pound when I can look at you. 222 00:12:02,006 --> 00:12:04,644 Contacts, deals, business already in place, 223 00:12:04,646 --> 00:12:06,724 and we get to keep all the earnings. 224 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,804 Who'd have thought Mimi could be so generous? 225 00:12:08,806 --> 00:12:12,044 It's an opportunity to take things in the directions we've always wanted to. 226 00:12:12,046 --> 00:12:15,404 Or... we're now subsidising that scrawny baghead on our own. 227 00:12:15,406 --> 00:12:16,964 He might step up? 228 00:12:16,966 --> 00:12:19,124 First day of the rest of our lives, eh? 229 00:12:19,126 --> 00:12:21,324 Equal partner reporting for duty. 230 00:12:21,326 --> 00:12:24,084 It'd be the first decent day's graft you've done in a while. 231 00:12:24,086 --> 00:12:26,484 How's St Mimi's gymnasium coming along then? 232 00:12:26,486 --> 00:12:29,804 How do you think?! Making mental decisions when she's off her head on drugs? 233 00:12:29,806 --> 00:12:32,524 Someone should have a quiet word and tell her it's not worth it. 234 00:12:32,526 --> 00:12:36,004 What about the mental decision to give you two the business? 235 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:39,964 I take it you didn't grow a pair? WPC Needy? 236 00:12:39,966 --> 00:12:41,164 I told her! 237 00:12:41,166 --> 00:12:44,084 Well, she's not got the message? 238 00:12:44,086 --> 00:12:48,086 Lesson number one, mate. Feds outside's bad for business. 239 00:12:52,126 --> 00:12:55,724 Hello, stranger. Beer taste flat cos you're missing me? 240 00:12:55,726 --> 00:12:56,844 What are you playing at? 241 00:12:56,846 --> 00:12:58,844 It feels nice to know you're nearby. 242 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,724 People are uncomfortable. 243 00:13:00,726 --> 00:13:03,004 Locals feel safer when a bobby's visible. 244 00:13:03,006 --> 00:13:05,364 Round here it's intimidation. 245 00:13:05,366 --> 00:13:08,284 Is there someone else? 246 00:13:08,286 --> 00:13:09,884 I wouldn't do that. 247 00:13:09,886 --> 00:13:11,764 At least it would make sense. 248 00:13:11,766 --> 00:13:15,004 Look, we're just... We're too different. 249 00:13:15,006 --> 00:13:17,164 I know there's something else going on. 250 00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:19,564 You're a policewoman for fuck's sake. 251 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,804 Family pressures can be stressful, make you behave irrationally. 252 00:13:22,806 --> 00:13:26,806 Shane! You've got stuff to do. 253 00:13:28,606 --> 00:13:30,686 He never liked me. Give him my love. 254 00:13:40,366 --> 00:13:42,364 Hiya. Have a good day! 255 00:13:42,366 --> 00:13:46,366 Thank you, thank you. 256 00:13:48,086 --> 00:13:51,364 Gives me the horrors, this place. Bad juju, man. 257 00:13:51,366 --> 00:13:54,124 Improving the facilities might mean the kiddies have a better 258 00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:56,044 experience than you. 259 00:13:56,046 --> 00:13:58,844 Chesney's doing good, how's the Jockey? 260 00:13:58,846 --> 00:14:00,806 Yeah, people are mad for it. 261 00:14:04,686 --> 00:14:08,686 How much is that? 262 00:14:17,246 --> 00:14:19,324 It might not happen as quick as we hoped. 263 00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:22,404 It'll take longer than building the Great Wall of China at this rate. 264 00:14:22,406 --> 00:14:23,684 Nah, look after the pennies. 265 00:14:23,686 --> 00:14:25,804 What's the point in building her hopes up? 266 00:14:25,806 --> 00:14:29,644 Seriously?! Does this mean we can have our grand back? 267 00:14:29,646 --> 00:14:32,404 Where's the Chatsworth Variety Table when you need it? 268 00:14:32,406 --> 00:14:35,804 Maybe I can be their after dinner speaker, eh? 269 00:14:35,806 --> 00:14:38,724 Yeah, like they want to listen to stories about shovelling shit. 270 00:14:38,726 --> 00:14:41,124 Well, is there a reason we can't start one up? 271 00:14:41,126 --> 00:14:42,844 Have a look, will you? 272 00:14:42,846 --> 00:14:46,846 That lot are on the lookout for handouts as it is. 273 00:14:50,646 --> 00:14:54,646 Hey! Hey, that's thingy. Selling the house. 274 00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:58,564 More money for St Fart's polo ponies? 275 00:14:58,566 --> 00:15:00,284 Nah, not quite, get on this! 276 00:15:00,286 --> 00:15:03,204 She's donated 50 grand to a donkey sanctuary in Ardwick. 277 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:07,206 It's not just Wilmslow she does charity for. 278 00:15:08,846 --> 00:15:12,284 If the kiddies of Chatsworth have a state of the art fitness centre, 279 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,844 they'll be able to work off all those Mars bars 280 00:15:14,846 --> 00:15:17,764 and chips their parents feed them for dinner. 281 00:15:17,766 --> 00:15:21,084 They'll never have the opportunities they have round here, 282 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:24,884 but they should be able to play PE like anyone else. 283 00:15:24,886 --> 00:15:28,886 With your help, we can make a difference. 284 00:15:29,046 --> 00:15:31,484 Thank you, Mimi - 285 00:15:31,486 --> 00:15:34,764 a stirring presentation. 286 00:15:34,766 --> 00:15:38,284 Mimi's get-up-and-go enthusiasm could well become a regular 287 00:15:38,286 --> 00:15:40,804 feature of our little gang. 288 00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:44,004 She's thinking of making an offer on my house. 289 00:15:44,006 --> 00:15:46,326 Did you win the lottery?! 290 00:15:48,926 --> 00:15:52,926 As worthy a cause as St Marcy's undoubtedly is, one 291 00:15:53,246 --> 00:15:57,246 of the biggest issues is the number of projects already in the planning. 292 00:15:59,206 --> 00:16:02,044 The gym will have to wait in line. 293 00:16:02,046 --> 00:16:04,684 Fair enough. Until when? 294 00:16:04,686 --> 00:16:08,364 Concentrated focus, dinners, auctions, 295 00:16:08,366 --> 00:16:12,366 none of that can be considered before 2018. 296 00:16:13,966 --> 00:16:17,966 Thank you, ladies. 297 00:16:22,846 --> 00:16:26,724 Hot chocolate and ginger snaps. 298 00:16:26,726 --> 00:16:30,726 I got you some vag cream in case it's still itchy. 299 00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:35,484 Jamie and Shane think I've lost the plot. 300 00:16:35,486 --> 00:16:38,444 That's cos it's easier for them to laugh than look in the mirror 301 00:16:38,446 --> 00:16:40,404 and admit they're selfish fucks. 302 00:16:40,406 --> 00:16:42,084 True... 303 00:16:42,086 --> 00:16:46,086 but 78 quid to go with 3 grand says to me they've got a point. 304 00:16:48,206 --> 00:16:51,924 I'm not going to see that new roof go on in my lifetime. 305 00:16:51,926 --> 00:16:55,044 Even if it's Cilla that's got to cut the ribbon, you've started 306 00:16:55,046 --> 00:16:59,046 something mega here. The kids of Chatsworth will owe you for ever. 307 00:17:00,206 --> 00:17:04,206 If we could bottle and sell your support we'd get there in no time. 308 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,924 I just wish there was more I could do. 309 00:17:08,926 --> 00:17:12,926 I wanted to leave something good behind. 310 00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:29,244 Saturday's rollover comes in, I'll build her a whole new school. 311 00:17:29,246 --> 00:17:32,604 Even better - The Mimi Maguire University Of Chatsworth. 312 00:17:32,606 --> 00:17:35,604 Yeah, get in with four F's and get a caution for smoking weed? 313 00:17:35,606 --> 00:17:37,524 Robbing a bank's easier than the lottery. 314 00:17:37,526 --> 00:17:39,404 Yeah, but it's not worth getting caught. 315 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:40,884 Jail's easy, you pussy. 316 00:17:40,886 --> 00:17:42,404 Mimi's backhander isn't. 317 00:17:42,406 --> 00:17:44,684 I'm juvenile anyway - wouldn't have to go to jail. 318 00:17:44,686 --> 00:17:45,804 Are you stupid?! 319 00:17:45,806 --> 00:17:48,324 Look, don't get too involved with Butch and Sundance over there. 320 00:17:48,326 --> 00:17:50,684 Robbing anything like that, you're going down. 321 00:17:50,686 --> 00:17:54,686 Eh, Pot Noodles are in aisle two, mate, skins behind the counter. 322 00:17:55,966 --> 00:17:57,484 Still got some of them trackers? 323 00:17:57,486 --> 00:17:58,844 Yeah, why? 324 00:17:58,846 --> 00:17:59,924 Stall this guy. 325 00:17:59,926 --> 00:18:01,164 Why? 326 00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:03,804 Just stall him. 327 00:18:03,806 --> 00:18:05,964 Eh, he's thinking of going to uni, you know? 328 00:18:05,966 --> 00:18:07,244 Which one? 329 00:18:07,246 --> 00:18:11,246 Er... looking for ideas. 330 00:18:18,326 --> 00:18:19,524 Are you taking the piss? 331 00:18:19,526 --> 00:18:20,524 Yeah, I know. 332 00:18:20,526 --> 00:18:21,564 Not lying, are you? 333 00:18:21,566 --> 00:18:22,604 No, I'm serious. 334 00:18:22,606 --> 00:18:26,606 That's crazy, that. 335 00:18:31,766 --> 00:18:34,324 Yo, it costs 30 grand just to go to uni, you know? 336 00:18:34,326 --> 00:18:37,564 Yeah? No wonder he needs a part time job. 337 00:18:37,566 --> 00:18:39,124 Did you do it? 338 00:18:39,126 --> 00:18:43,126 Yeah, man. Sweet. 339 00:18:51,806 --> 00:18:55,806 Scouse Macka at two o'clock - ten K of weed, 340 00:18:55,966 --> 00:18:59,966 Benchill Dave, four. Three thousand Es... 341 00:19:01,046 --> 00:19:05,046 Or was it Scouse Macka at four with three K of weed 342 00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:09,166 and Benchill Dave at ten with 2,000 diddlys?! 343 00:19:09,686 --> 00:19:13,686 Fuck! How does anyone remember this shit? 344 00:19:25,086 --> 00:19:27,564 What the fuck?! 345 00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:29,644 That is not funny. 346 00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:31,364 It was worth a try. 347 00:19:31,366 --> 00:19:32,484 Did you hear any of that? 348 00:19:32,486 --> 00:19:35,484 Like I'd say anything. 349 00:19:35,486 --> 00:19:39,486 That's what turned me on in the first place. 350 00:19:40,206 --> 00:19:43,964 Look. This is not helping your cause. 351 00:19:43,966 --> 00:19:45,524 So I have got one? 352 00:19:45,526 --> 00:19:49,444 No, you haven't! Just forget about us, c'mon. 353 00:19:49,446 --> 00:19:52,844 When Dad retired, handed the business to my brother, 354 00:19:52,846 --> 00:19:56,604 he went weird - strain on his marriage, readjustment. 355 00:19:56,606 --> 00:19:57,924 But they worked it out, though. 356 00:19:57,926 --> 00:20:00,124 It's fuck all to do with anything else. 357 00:20:00,126 --> 00:20:03,404 Pressure and denial won't let you access the truth right now. 358 00:20:03,406 --> 00:20:04,684 In time... 359 00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:08,644 Please. Shut the fuck up. I don't want to end up hating you, OK? 360 00:20:08,646 --> 00:20:11,604 That can never happen. 361 00:20:11,606 --> 00:20:15,606 So, go! 362 00:20:21,446 --> 00:20:25,446 That's definitely his car. 363 00:20:27,446 --> 00:20:29,204 There he is! 364 00:20:29,206 --> 00:20:31,244 Bingo! 365 00:20:31,246 --> 00:20:33,164 Jamie and Shane aren't going to be happy about this. 366 00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,244 Fuck 'em. 367 00:20:34,246 --> 00:20:36,324 They earn more than ever cos Mimi stepped down, 368 00:20:36,326 --> 00:20:38,084 and now they take the piss out of her?! 369 00:20:38,086 --> 00:20:40,004 - What if he goes to the police? - Oh, right, yeah! 370 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:44,004 "Excuse me, Mr Policeman, somebody stole my cocaine." 371 00:20:44,006 --> 00:20:45,444 Think about it, mate. 372 00:20:45,446 --> 00:20:46,644 He might be connected? 373 00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,564 Why are you so scared? You're not even going in? 374 00:20:48,566 --> 00:20:49,724 Cos they might come out? 375 00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:53,726 Ches, just chill out. Focus. Right, you ready? 376 00:20:53,926 --> 00:20:57,926 Let's have it. 377 00:21:18,766 --> 00:21:20,044 Where's the gear?! 378 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,324 I don't know what you're talking about. 379 00:21:22,326 --> 00:21:25,724 Ten, nine, eight... 380 00:21:25,726 --> 00:21:29,726 Behind the sofa! 381 00:21:34,646 --> 00:21:38,646 I've got it. 382 00:21:46,246 --> 00:21:50,246 Quick, get in! 383 00:21:50,286 --> 00:21:51,671 Go, go, go, go! 384 00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:56,285 You have to admit it's a bit of a coincidence. 385 00:21:56,457 --> 00:21:58,695 You've had hundreds of punters go through that door! 386 00:21:58,697 --> 00:21:59,935 Anyone could have set you up. 387 00:21:59,937 --> 00:22:01,455 On the same day I buy another batch? 388 00:22:01,457 --> 00:22:05,457 I've had ten years of satisfied customers. 389 00:22:05,537 --> 00:22:09,537 Think I'm going to jeopardise my reputation for a fucking half key? 390 00:22:13,777 --> 00:22:15,975 Wave bye-bye to that golden goose. 391 00:22:15,977 --> 00:22:18,535 Got some front asking for his money back, though, eh? 392 00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:21,375 Exactly. What's it got to do with you if he's been taxed? 393 00:22:21,377 --> 00:22:23,095 If he even has. 394 00:22:23,097 --> 00:22:27,097 Someone's had him over. If not, he deserves an Oscar. 395 00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:34,455 What you doing?! 396 00:22:34,457 --> 00:22:36,615 What? Think it's turned into a real one overnight? 397 00:22:36,617 --> 00:22:39,975 Bad luck to fuck about with them. 398 00:22:39,977 --> 00:22:42,015 Right, it's all there. Nice one, cuz. 399 00:22:42,017 --> 00:22:46,017 See you later. 400 00:22:47,577 --> 00:22:49,055 Not bad for half an hour's work. 401 00:22:49,057 --> 00:22:51,375 You what? Ten grand's a fucking joke. 402 00:22:51,377 --> 00:22:54,095 How else would you shift it? No questions asked - Bradford. 403 00:22:54,097 --> 00:22:57,375 Where it's never going to get on top from taxing your own family's punters. 404 00:22:57,377 --> 00:23:01,377 I find out you're having a drink behind my back... 405 00:23:03,857 --> 00:23:07,055 Trafford Centre for me - new Air Max colours have just come out. 406 00:23:07,057 --> 00:23:09,415 Wait - I risk life and limb for a oner? 407 00:23:09,417 --> 00:23:13,215 I'd have done it for nowt. 408 00:23:13,217 --> 00:23:14,935 Safe! 409 00:23:14,937 --> 00:23:18,937 The rest is for Mimi. For the kiddies. 410 00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:33,815 Just picked this up from the golf club in Wilmslow. 411 00:23:33,817 --> 00:23:37,415 If we're lucky there'll be enough to get another bag of cement. 412 00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:40,975 At last! �1.75 413 00:23:40,977 --> 00:23:43,735 to go with the postal order for 50p. 414 00:23:43,737 --> 00:23:47,737 Look - feels heavy. And you know there's readies round there. 415 00:23:47,897 --> 00:23:51,897 Maybe our first pound coin. 416 00:23:55,417 --> 00:23:56,695 What the fuck?! 417 00:23:56,697 --> 00:24:00,335 No way! 418 00:24:00,337 --> 00:24:04,337 See. 419 00:24:10,177 --> 00:24:11,735 What are you doing here? 420 00:24:11,737 --> 00:24:13,495 Meeting Scouse Macka. 421 00:24:13,497 --> 00:24:14,695 In the Jockey?! 422 00:24:14,697 --> 00:24:18,295 Two o'clock. Might be stuck in traffic, I'll give him a bell now. 423 00:24:18,297 --> 00:24:21,815 Wythenshawe Daz comes here, Scouse Macka's Lymm Services. 424 00:24:21,817 --> 00:24:25,615 What's that? 425 00:24:25,617 --> 00:24:28,215 Up here. Names, dates, figures. 426 00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:31,535 Numptys and dumb cunts who write things down go to jail! 427 00:24:31,537 --> 00:24:32,935 We can't all be Rain Man, can we? 428 00:24:32,937 --> 00:24:35,535 Anyone could find that! 429 00:24:35,537 --> 00:24:39,375 Yeah, so he's going to hang around with ten key of weed in the fucking boot. 430 00:24:39,377 --> 00:24:40,135 It's gone straight to answer phone. 431 00:24:40,137 --> 00:24:42,855 Why wouldn't he? As far as he's concerned you're nicked. 432 00:24:42,857 --> 00:24:44,775 That could be the feds setting him up. 433 00:24:44,777 --> 00:24:46,215 If he's at home he'll answer his land line. 434 00:24:46,217 --> 00:24:50,217 Yeah. Mam's got that number. Up there. 435 00:24:51,377 --> 00:24:53,175 - Things are getting slack. - Not now, Benny. 436 00:24:53,177 --> 00:24:55,135 It's easy for you to say. I've got kids to feed. 437 00:24:55,137 --> 00:24:56,855 You don't like it, you know what you can do. 438 00:24:56,857 --> 00:25:00,857 Oh, it's like that, is it? 439 00:25:03,617 --> 00:25:05,855 You'll never guess how much is here. 440 00:25:05,857 --> 00:25:07,655 Go on. 441 00:25:07,657 --> 00:25:11,215 9,600. I said it, didn't I? 442 00:25:11,217 --> 00:25:12,415 You did. 443 00:25:12,417 --> 00:25:14,415 Generous as fuck. 444 00:25:14,417 --> 00:25:16,455 Wait, how much? 445 00:25:16,457 --> 00:25:19,815 Nine six. 446 00:25:19,817 --> 00:25:20,575 What you doing? 447 00:25:20,577 --> 00:25:21,735 What? 448 00:25:21,737 --> 00:25:23,815 Think it's turned into a real one overnight? 449 00:25:23,817 --> 00:25:27,817 What? Think it's turned into a real one overnight? 450 00:25:28,697 --> 00:25:32,697 Women of Wilmslow, you fucking beauts. 451 00:25:36,257 --> 00:25:40,257 This is all very lovely, Mimi, and we appreciate your efforts, 452 00:25:40,697 --> 00:25:42,895 but it won't make any difference. 453 00:25:42,897 --> 00:25:46,575 St Marcy's still has to take its place in the queue. 454 00:25:46,577 --> 00:25:50,577 Except somebody decided St Marcy's deserved a push to the 455 00:25:51,017 --> 00:25:53,575 front of that queue. 456 00:25:53,577 --> 00:25:56,295 Getting everyone together is the only way 457 00:25:56,297 --> 00:26:00,255 we can make sure our gratitude falls on the right ears. 458 00:26:00,257 --> 00:26:02,695 There's a feeling people with money hold 459 00:26:02,697 --> 00:26:06,015 onto their readies like a pit bull with a baby. 460 00:26:06,017 --> 00:26:09,935 But deep down we're all the same - some cautious, 461 00:26:09,937 --> 00:26:13,415 some off the wall generous. 462 00:26:13,417 --> 00:26:17,417 That anonymous donation of nearly �10,000 463 00:26:19,257 --> 00:26:21,895 is a massive boost. 464 00:26:21,897 --> 00:26:25,897 Money attracts money and the momentum is truly with us. 465 00:26:26,417 --> 00:26:30,417 And, whoever it was, the kiddies from our estate 466 00:26:31,337 --> 00:26:35,337 thank you from the bottom of their potless little hearts. 467 00:26:39,177 --> 00:26:42,855 And, as a token of our appreciation, there's drinks 468 00:26:42,857 --> 00:26:46,857 and nibbles at our house. 469 00:26:49,017 --> 00:26:53,017 I struggle to believe that one of our girls put �10,000 470 00:26:54,217 --> 00:26:56,215 into that bucket? 471 00:26:56,217 --> 00:27:00,217 So do I. Don't, you'll set me off again. 472 00:27:01,297 --> 00:27:05,297 No. Start you off or not, you can't keep that money. 473 00:27:06,617 --> 00:27:10,415 On about? I've already ordered the felt for the roof. 474 00:27:10,417 --> 00:27:12,815 There's strict protocol. 475 00:27:12,817 --> 00:27:15,935 It was a Wilmslow branch donation and other projects 476 00:27:15,937 --> 00:27:19,937 are further along the food chain, been patient and waited their turn. 477 00:27:20,177 --> 00:27:22,415 Like St Marcy's gym needs to. 478 00:27:22,417 --> 00:27:23,775 Might take me 479 00:27:23,777 --> 00:27:27,777 a while to get used to the twisted sense of humour from round your way. 480 00:27:28,537 --> 00:27:30,775 It may be convenient to ignore our process, 481 00:27:30,777 --> 00:27:34,777 but that is the way we run our civilised little society, Mimi. 482 00:27:35,497 --> 00:27:38,135 Mam! Mam! 483 00:27:38,137 --> 00:27:42,137 We've left Scouse Macka with ten kilo of weed... 484 00:27:44,697 --> 00:27:46,895 ..in his boot. 485 00:27:46,897 --> 00:27:50,897 Have you got his home phone number? 486 00:27:53,897 --> 00:27:57,897 Excuse me a moment. 487 00:28:02,417 --> 00:28:06,417 I don't do this any more! 488 00:28:07,177 --> 00:28:09,895 This is the last time, I promise. 489 00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:13,897 0151... 490 00:28:15,657 --> 00:28:19,657 Me, me, me. Always the drama queen! 491 00:28:19,897 --> 00:28:21,815 Mimi? Mimi? 492 00:28:21,817 --> 00:28:24,975 Mimi, can we continue our conversation? 493 00:28:24,977 --> 00:28:28,977 Deeds speak louder than words, Edith. 494 00:28:29,097 --> 00:28:32,535 That money is St Marcy's. 495 00:28:32,537 --> 00:28:36,537 Extraordinary meeting on the cards next week, ladies. 496 00:28:40,017 --> 00:28:44,017 Seems like an unusual scenario has just pushed its way to the 497 00:28:45,177 --> 00:28:49,177 top of the agenda. 498 00:28:50,097 --> 00:28:54,097 Right then. Come along, ladies. 499 00:29:00,577 --> 00:29:04,577 Mimi... what your son just mentioned. 500 00:29:05,977 --> 00:29:09,977 It's been a long time since my university days... 501 00:29:11,457 --> 00:29:15,457 Know what I mean? 502 00:29:18,017 --> 00:29:19,775 Aahh! 503 00:29:19,777 --> 00:29:23,777 Party! 504 00:29:41,937 --> 00:29:44,855 You can stamp all over that and it'll still blow your bollocks off. 505 00:29:44,857 --> 00:29:47,935 Best flake in Manchester. 506 00:29:57,257 --> 00:29:59,295 We smashed it, bro! 507 00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:00,855 What happened to your eye?! 508 00:30:00,857 --> 00:30:03,695 Nothing, and no-one followed, it's sweet. 509 00:30:03,697 --> 00:30:06,375 Right, get your cousin on the phone. And we want a better price. 510 00:30:06,377 --> 00:30:07,855 It's not down to me. 511 00:30:07,857 --> 00:30:11,857 You don't want to see your mates get took advantage of, do you? 512 00:30:15,737 --> 00:30:17,455 I'll have a word. 513 00:30:17,457 --> 00:30:20,135 Why am I the one running all over the gaff? 514 00:30:20,137 --> 00:30:22,335 Mam said we're equal partners, yeah? 515 00:30:22,337 --> 00:30:26,255 The Jockey's our base. People like continuity, I've gotta stay here. 516 00:30:26,257 --> 00:30:29,575 It's taken years to build up trust. 517 00:30:29,577 --> 00:30:33,577 A word. 518 00:30:38,297 --> 00:30:42,297 Back room. 519 00:30:51,697 --> 00:30:55,697 Wait here, mate. 520 00:31:05,057 --> 00:31:06,535 Might need stitches. 521 00:31:06,537 --> 00:31:08,695 Look, somebody was bound to fight back. 522 00:31:08,697 --> 00:31:10,735 Yeah. That's why we didn't bring you. 523 00:31:10,737 --> 00:31:12,135 You know it's not worth it. 524 00:31:12,137 --> 00:31:14,575 I won't feel a thing when I see Mimi's happy face. 525 00:31:14,577 --> 00:31:16,335 What's she going to say about that? 526 00:31:16,337 --> 00:31:20,337 I'll just give her some bullshit story. 527 00:31:31,097 --> 00:31:32,975 Well, the student wasn't lying. 528 00:31:32,977 --> 00:31:34,495 What happened? 529 00:31:34,497 --> 00:31:36,975 Two customers taxed in a week. Something's fucked up. 530 00:31:36,977 --> 00:31:38,815 What are you looking at me for? 531 00:31:38,817 --> 00:31:42,575 Loose lips sink ships, mate. It's gotta be someone close to home. 532 00:31:42,577 --> 00:31:46,577 Hey, listen, I don't know what come over me earlier. 533 00:31:46,737 --> 00:31:50,737 Hey, let me buy you all a drink, smooth things over. 534 00:31:53,617 --> 00:31:56,175 You rush in, and you're wrong? 535 00:31:56,177 --> 00:31:59,923 Then you'll never find out who it really is. We need proof. 536 00:32:07,183 --> 00:32:09,663 No way! I bet that's illegal in Wilmslow. 537 00:32:10,330 --> 00:32:14,088 I caught three of them plating each other in the bathroom! 538 00:32:14,090 --> 00:32:18,090 It's looking better. Let the air get to it. 539 00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:21,168 Do you think Edith's got any say in me joining the club? 540 00:32:21,170 --> 00:32:23,168 No. They vote. And after last night's party, 541 00:32:23,170 --> 00:32:25,328 you'll have Edith's chair as well as her house. 542 00:32:25,330 --> 00:32:29,330 She's a fucking cheeky bitch. That 10k's St Marcy's. 543 00:32:29,570 --> 00:32:32,648 If I can raise 13 grand so quick... 544 00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:36,650 we'll build a gym, then a science block. 545 00:32:37,890 --> 00:32:41,890 That big donation's just the start, it's bound to attract others. 546 00:32:42,090 --> 00:32:44,968 The momentum is with us. 547 00:32:44,970 --> 00:32:47,248 Fancy a cuppa tea, lad? 548 00:32:47,250 --> 00:32:51,250 Yeah. 549 00:32:57,090 --> 00:32:58,728 Not as friendly as the Chatsworth. 550 00:32:58,730 --> 00:33:00,608 They will be once you get to know them. 551 00:33:00,610 --> 00:33:02,728 What are you actually going to do with your days? 552 00:33:02,730 --> 00:33:04,048 I'll be building the gym. 553 00:33:04,050 --> 00:33:05,608 That's not going to take forever. 554 00:33:05,610 --> 00:33:06,728 I'll take classes. 555 00:33:06,730 --> 00:33:10,730 What, flower arranging? Like that's going to get your adrenaline pumping. 556 00:33:19,210 --> 00:33:21,648 Tell me the Scouse Macka fiasco was a one-off? 557 00:33:21,650 --> 00:33:22,888 I wish I could. 558 00:33:22,890 --> 00:33:24,848 So they're not grafting in harmony then? 559 00:33:24,850 --> 00:33:26,968 You've seen Jamie and Shane agree on anything? 560 00:33:26,970 --> 00:33:29,488 Mutual dislike of Billy? 561 00:33:29,490 --> 00:33:31,728 And Jamie's got his doubts about Benny. 562 00:33:31,730 --> 00:33:35,328 That dopey labrador's more loyal to the Maguires than his own family. 563 00:33:35,330 --> 00:33:36,968 What's he worried about? 564 00:33:36,970 --> 00:33:38,848 Somebody's taxing our punters. 565 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,208 What do you mean? 566 00:33:40,210 --> 00:33:42,568 What I said. 567 00:33:42,570 --> 00:33:44,568 That's never happened to us. 568 00:33:44,570 --> 00:33:48,570 Could be somebody testing the new regime? 569 00:34:15,490 --> 00:34:17,808 You're not in Cheshire yet. 570 00:34:17,810 --> 00:34:20,328 Mapley Walk. Five minutes away. I recognised the kid. 571 00:34:20,330 --> 00:34:23,168 He's a absolute nugget. Wears bigger glasses than Lillian. 572 00:34:23,170 --> 00:34:26,208 - He could still be connected though. - You sound like him. 573 00:34:26,210 --> 00:34:28,728 - Haven't you learnt your lesson? - I can't be late for this ball. 574 00:34:28,730 --> 00:34:32,008 It's five minutes. He'll be even easier than the student. 575 00:34:32,010 --> 00:34:36,010 Mimi needs these funds, man. 576 00:34:36,130 --> 00:34:40,130 Come on. Yess! 577 00:34:43,170 --> 00:34:44,688 And that's stopping them, is it?! 578 00:34:44,690 --> 00:34:48,048 What am I supposed to do? 579 00:34:48,050 --> 00:34:50,848 Vinny the Red... 0767... 580 00:34:50,850 --> 00:34:53,328 Oh, God! What the fuck?! 581 00:34:53,330 --> 00:34:55,408 It's OK. 582 00:34:55,410 --> 00:34:59,410 Out with the old, in with the new... 583 00:35:00,290 --> 00:35:02,968 Are you fucking mental?! 584 00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:05,288 Whatever it takes to be with you. 585 00:35:05,290 --> 00:35:08,168 Sell my soul and join the dark side. 586 00:35:08,170 --> 00:35:10,288 Partner in life, partner in crime... 587 00:35:10,290 --> 00:35:13,688 This can't carry on. 588 00:35:13,690 --> 00:35:17,648 Now Mimi's left, I appreciate you've got no choice. 589 00:35:17,650 --> 00:35:21,650 You'll never go straight. But that's OK. I'll leave the police... 590 00:35:21,810 --> 00:35:25,810 you're all that matters. 591 00:35:27,730 --> 00:35:31,728 Never, ever, ever contact me again, OK? 592 00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:33,888 Destiny, my love. 593 00:35:33,890 --> 00:35:37,890 Fuck off! 594 00:35:41,170 --> 00:35:45,170 However long it takes, I'll be there. 595 00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:53,688 Where is it?! 596 00:35:53,690 --> 00:35:55,010 Where is it?! 597 00:36:11,490 --> 00:36:12,488 Oh fuck! 598 00:36:12,490 --> 00:36:13,688 What's happened? 599 00:36:13,690 --> 00:36:16,488 How do I know? 600 00:36:16,490 --> 00:36:17,688 Let's get out of here. 601 00:36:17,690 --> 00:36:19,448 No, go and see what's going on first. 602 00:36:19,450 --> 00:36:23,450 You go and see! 603 00:36:43,370 --> 00:36:44,688 What is going on? 604 00:36:44,690 --> 00:36:46,688 Ches! Tell me what's going on. 605 00:36:46,690 --> 00:36:50,690 Let's just get out of here. 606 00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:58,288 You have got to be fucking joking! 607 00:36:58,290 --> 00:37:02,048 Billy?! 608 00:37:02,050 --> 00:37:06,050 Fucking hell, mate. I thought I was dead. 609 00:37:06,650 --> 00:37:10,650 Never been a mate of mine. 610 00:37:13,770 --> 00:37:15,608 Where's Benny? 611 00:37:15,610 --> 00:37:19,610 Benny? 612 00:37:21,210 --> 00:37:25,168 You? Double crossing your own family? 613 00:37:25,170 --> 00:37:26,728 Bring us to the brink of war? 614 00:37:26,730 --> 00:37:29,128 Make me doubt those that've been loyal for years? 615 00:37:29,130 --> 00:37:29,808 We're sorry... 616 00:37:29,810 --> 00:37:31,088 You will be. 617 00:37:31,090 --> 00:37:35,090 With this bally on I can put a bullet between your fucking eyes, mate... 618 00:37:36,130 --> 00:37:38,088 How were we to know it was Billy, eh? 619 00:37:38,090 --> 00:37:41,088 Now's probably not the best time to make Mam a widow. 620 00:37:41,090 --> 00:37:45,090 No, she'll get over it. She's lost plenty close to her already. 621 00:37:45,690 --> 00:37:46,848 Put it on. 622 00:37:46,850 --> 00:37:47,768 Jamie, please... 623 00:37:47,770 --> 00:37:48,888 On! 624 00:37:48,890 --> 00:37:51,648 Shane, tell him! Jamie, I'm begging you... please! 625 00:37:51,650 --> 00:37:54,448 She's already cuckoo. This could proper send her under. 626 00:37:54,450 --> 00:37:58,328 There's no way this little fucker's leaving with just a black eye. 627 00:37:58,330 --> 00:38:01,490 No, no, Jamie, no! 628 00:38:11,130 --> 00:38:14,608 No Billy? 629 00:38:14,610 --> 00:38:17,088 Where's Jamie? Shane? 630 00:38:17,090 --> 00:38:18,168 Why, what's going on? 631 00:38:18,170 --> 00:38:20,128 Billy's in trouble! 632 00:38:20,130 --> 00:38:21,730 Stay here. 633 00:38:22,970 --> 00:38:26,368 As if things aren't hard enough, eh? Feds, customs. 634 00:38:26,370 --> 00:38:28,608 Every day, something to stop you earning a living 635 00:38:28,610 --> 00:38:32,610 without one of your own shafting you from behind. 636 00:38:33,010 --> 00:38:34,048 Please, Jamie. 637 00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:35,088 Paracetamol? 638 00:38:35,090 --> 00:38:36,288 Yeah. Better than nothing. 639 00:38:36,290 --> 00:38:37,528 Please... Think of Mimi. 640 00:38:37,530 --> 00:38:41,530 Pushing you around in a wheelchair will keep her fit. 641 00:38:45,410 --> 00:38:46,888 Jamie! 642 00:38:46,890 --> 00:38:48,288 Kneecapping my husband?! 643 00:38:48,290 --> 00:38:49,368 As if?! 644 00:38:49,370 --> 00:38:50,808 It was shitting him up. 645 00:38:50,810 --> 00:38:51,688 This better be good. 646 00:38:51,690 --> 00:38:53,768 He's the one behind the taxing. 647 00:38:53,770 --> 00:38:56,088 That's worse than being a grass! 648 00:38:56,090 --> 00:38:57,728 It was for the gym. 649 00:38:57,730 --> 00:38:59,008 The ten grand? 650 00:38:59,010 --> 00:39:00,448 Where's the rest? 651 00:39:00,450 --> 00:39:02,288 That's all his cousin would give. 652 00:39:02,290 --> 00:39:04,568 I've still got the last lot. 653 00:39:04,570 --> 00:39:05,968 I'm sorry. 654 00:39:05,970 --> 00:39:07,328 It wasn't one of the girls? 655 00:39:07,330 --> 00:39:10,168 Fuck the gym. What about this prick? 656 00:39:10,170 --> 00:39:11,368 Compensation?! 657 00:39:11,370 --> 00:39:15,370 Why? Laurel and Hardy here have done you a fucking favour. 658 00:39:15,610 --> 00:39:19,568 Snap you out of your complacency, tighten up your security. 659 00:39:19,570 --> 00:39:22,728 Cos you're obviously not coping too fucking well on your own. 660 00:39:22,730 --> 00:39:26,730 Come on. 661 00:39:31,610 --> 00:39:34,368 I know your heart's in the right place, and Jamie and Shane 662 00:39:34,370 --> 00:39:36,048 have been disrespectful. 663 00:39:36,050 --> 00:39:38,928 But taxing other grafters is the lowest of the low. 664 00:39:38,930 --> 00:39:41,568 I know. I'm on it. 665 00:39:41,570 --> 00:39:45,528 And I know those Wilmslow dirty bitches are a tight-fisted bunch 666 00:39:45,530 --> 00:39:48,688 of free-loaders, but we've give two ton for these tickets 667 00:39:48,690 --> 00:39:52,690 so Mimi Tutton is going the ball... 668 00:40:12,890 --> 00:40:16,890 Hi. 669 00:40:18,610 --> 00:40:21,248 Hi. 670 00:40:21,250 --> 00:40:25,208 Nice suit, Billy. 671 00:40:25,210 --> 00:40:26,408 Now we're all here, 672 00:40:26,410 --> 00:40:30,410 I'd like to say something more about the recent flaunting of the rules. 673 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:33,248 Not now, surely? 674 00:40:33,250 --> 00:40:37,250 No time like the present, and I'm nothing if not efficient. Excuse me. 675 00:40:38,690 --> 00:40:42,690 Some interesting CCTV footage has recently come to light... 676 00:40:43,730 --> 00:40:47,730 The mystery donor in action. 677 00:40:58,490 --> 00:41:02,490 There was never any intention of a kiddies' gym. 678 00:41:02,690 --> 00:41:06,690 Chatsworth's Ma Baker and her fashion-conscious toyboy 679 00:41:09,490 --> 00:41:13,490 use anonymous donations to wash dirty money. 680 00:41:13,970 --> 00:41:15,728 That's not true. 681 00:41:15,730 --> 00:41:19,730 Us gullible fools are all part of the camouflage. 682 00:41:20,010 --> 00:41:22,048 Mimi knew nothing about it. 683 00:41:22,050 --> 00:41:23,888 Don't embarrass yourself further. 684 00:41:23,890 --> 00:41:27,088 It was all my doing cos she cared so much. 685 00:41:27,090 --> 00:41:28,768 She's been on the PTA for months. 686 00:41:28,770 --> 00:41:30,968 Donated all her spare time to that school. 687 00:41:30,970 --> 00:41:34,970 Laundering any illicit earnings is unpalatable. 688 00:41:35,250 --> 00:41:39,050 Drug money has the worst possible taste. 689 00:41:40,650 --> 00:41:44,650 Absolutely. 690 00:41:45,690 --> 00:41:49,208 Fancy a little line, Pru? 691 00:41:49,210 --> 00:41:52,608 Mavis? Oh, Beryl? 692 00:41:52,610 --> 00:41:55,728 Gone all shy in front of your husband? 693 00:41:55,730 --> 00:41:58,848 Oh, it was different the other night... 694 00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:02,850 Yeah. Drugs do bring out the worst possible taste. 695 00:42:03,130 --> 00:42:07,130 And you're all the worst kind of hypocrites. 696 00:42:10,810 --> 00:42:13,688 Oh... 697 00:42:13,690 --> 00:42:16,688 Ever seen Pru lick a fanny? 698 00:42:16,690 --> 00:42:20,248 Or Beryl get her fanny licked? 699 00:42:20,250 --> 00:42:22,848 And there's plenty more where that came from. 700 00:42:22,850 --> 00:42:26,328 And you know who you are. 701 00:42:26,330 --> 00:42:30,330 C'mon, babe. 702 00:42:36,170 --> 00:42:37,610 Fuck off! 703 00:42:57,370 --> 00:42:58,888 The only time, in history, 704 00:42:58,890 --> 00:43:01,448 a Maguire's gone voluntarily to the odd lot. 705 00:43:01,450 --> 00:43:04,888 Can she even stay in the feds with a restraining order against her? 706 00:43:04,890 --> 00:43:06,488 Well, she should have thought of that 707 00:43:06,490 --> 00:43:08,648 before she turned psycho-bitch, shouldn't she? 708 00:43:08,650 --> 00:43:12,208 Keep a distance of 102 feet. 709 00:43:12,210 --> 00:43:13,808 I'm not sure you're worth it. 710 00:43:13,810 --> 00:43:15,128 Piss off. 711 00:43:15,130 --> 00:43:19,130 Get out of it, you fucking weirdo! 712 00:43:29,850 --> 00:43:33,128 'The grass is always greener and all that. 713 00:43:33,130 --> 00:43:37,130 'Might not be as potent if your hydroponics aren't up to much, though. 714 00:43:37,970 --> 00:43:39,728 'Try different flavours. 715 00:43:39,730 --> 00:43:42,088 'Dabble in a variety of lifestyles, 716 00:43:42,090 --> 00:43:44,128 'venture beyond new horizons, 717 00:43:44,130 --> 00:43:48,130 'add exotic squares to your patchwork quilt of experience. 718 00:43:48,330 --> 00:43:52,330 'But not all of us are meant to stray too far, or for too long.' 719 00:43:53,090 --> 00:43:57,090 Getting something built round here should never be underestimated. 720 00:43:58,130 --> 00:44:00,808 This has always been about the kiddies. 721 00:44:00,810 --> 00:44:04,810 And the kiddies decided how they wanted the money to be spent. 722 00:44:06,170 --> 00:44:10,170 This is as vital to pupil morale as any new gym. 723 00:44:10,850 --> 00:44:14,368 In many ways more so. 724 00:44:14,370 --> 00:44:18,088 And it is now, with great pleasure 725 00:44:18,090 --> 00:44:22,090 that I pronounce Mimi's Tuck Shop officially open! 726 00:44:26,530 --> 00:44:29,808 'When you return to who you know, and what you know, 727 00:44:29,810 --> 00:44:32,488 'be sure no resentment lingers. 728 00:44:32,490 --> 00:44:36,448 'If people need you, love you, want you around, 729 00:44:36,450 --> 00:44:40,450 'feed off that. It's a privilege in itself.' 730 00:44:42,850 --> 00:44:44,248 I'm looking for the janitor. 731 00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:45,808 Frank? Frank. Aye. That's him. 732 00:44:45,810 --> 00:44:47,688 There's a man with a gun! 733 00:44:47,690 --> 00:44:49,088 Everyone accounted for? 734 00:44:49,090 --> 00:44:50,208 Thalia Blanco went to the 735 00:44:50,210 --> 00:44:52,888 toilet before the alarm went off. I haven't seen her since. 736 00:44:52,890 --> 00:44:54,688 You must be Frank. 737 00:44:54,690 --> 00:44:57,328 This mad bitch locked my daughter in a cupboard with a gun man! 738 00:44:57,330 --> 00:45:01,208 My name's Baxter. You've been pumping my missus, Frank. 739 00:45:01,210 --> 00:45:03,648 - He's never done this before. - Get out the way! 740 00:45:03,650 --> 00:45:04,688 Monica? 741 00:45:04,690 --> 00:45:06,328 I'm the mother! 742 00:45:06,330 --> 00:45:08,008 Clear shot, ma'am. 743 00:45:08,010 --> 00:45:09,058 Take it. Shit! 744 00:45:09,083 --> 00:45:49,178 745 00:46:13,028 --> 00:46:14,198 Dickheads! 746 00:46:14,248 --> 00:46:18,798 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 56830

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