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Look at me, right?
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And look at the Queen.
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I was never a fan
until it occurred to me how much
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me and Ma'am have in common.
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Bringing up kiddies you can't
remember the names of.
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I know she's not a single parent
but she might as well be.
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Plus, the pair of us,
we've stuck to our guns,
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her literally sometimes,
and flagshipped a dying breed.
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Admired and despised, equally.
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Not for never lifting
a finger. No...
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for setting examples
through extremity.
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And whether you're a bigwig on her
end or a bigwig on mine,
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you've still got your dickheads
in the middle to deal with,
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snip, snip, snipping
at your benefits.
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I mean, she can't not be
looking at me and thinking,
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"What's your secret, Frank?"
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I got shot of my kids yonks back.
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Whereas she's yet to see
the back of a single one.
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Fine! I've had to get out of bed on
occasion to make ends meet,
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whereas she... she's done the whole
thing from a chair.
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Oh, and a drink for the lady.
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Oh, sure, there's perks. But, look
at her lot.
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Brian May prancing
about on her roof.
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Now, look at my lot... we know how to
throw a proper fucking paaaarty!
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I remember Liverpool in
the '70s, industry menopause.
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Shipyards closed,
car plants relocated,
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last orders for the Scouse nation.
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But did we lie down and die?
Did we fuck?!
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We embraced change and expanded
our horizons.
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Ended up European City of Culture.
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That left behind a proper legacy.
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So, moral of the tale... when the
menopause kicks in,
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what are you going to do?
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Lie back and wither? Or rise like
a Liver Bird Phoenix?
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Why won't you tell us
where we're going?
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Almost there.
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No way! Is that Rooney in
that Porsche?
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Probably was.
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Mr and Mrs Tutton?
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Yeah.
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Never forget where you've come from,
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or the people that got you
there along the way.
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Because how they remember you is
the real legacy you leave behind.
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It's even smaller than ours.
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So? There's only three of us.
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For all that money, though?
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Location, location, location.
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D'you think Kirsty would look
twice at Chatsworth?
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Who'd look at that fat parcel?
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Oh, be able to squeeze
a little bar in here.
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You've got a lovely home.
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Thank you. I've been very
happy here.
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As I'm sure you would be.
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What's outside?
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Be my guest. The courtyard's
a delightful suntrap.
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Forgive me not showing you
round myself.
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As usual, I'm up
to my neck in charity work.
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Muggins at home organising
this year's ball.
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Sounds impressive.
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Secretary for 12 years and never
known such a struggle raising funds.
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Harsh times means less charity.
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And now when you need it more
than ever.
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Indeed.
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St Bart's Year 10 rugby tour
to Argentina...
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Oh, I've got no change, sorry.
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Oh! That'll be fine, thank you.
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What time is it?
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10 o'clock, sleepyhead. No rush.
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You only left an hour ago.
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Fancied a cuddle.
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It's all right, isn't it?
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Eugh!
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What's wrong?
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Nothing's wrong.
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Got to do a bit of graft now
and again, haven't I?
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When you know, you know.
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Exactly. It's sending me under,
she's so clingy.
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Every call-out this side of town,
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so she can sneak a little
fucking tamper.
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Put her out of her misery.
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It's finding the right moment, innit?
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Well, the longer you leave it,
the harder it gets.
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Another drink might help.
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Did 'em cheap, that's the last 5,000
of Dessie's dodgy e's.
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Remind me not to buy even
a paracetamol off that gimp.
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If it's over, no talk about
taking a break, dragging it out,
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make it clean and quick.
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I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
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She's going on about a rugby
trip to South America,
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and St Marcy's haven't even
got a gym!
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Is it hot in here or is it just me?
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You OK?
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That could be my legacy.
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'Legacy'?
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Oh, you've not had bad
news have you?
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- I could re-build the gym.
- Mimi!
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Oh, calm down. I'm "changing".
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Changing? In what way?
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Oh, you don't want to be
a man, do you?!
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It's a woman-only issue.
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Menopause... early. But that
doesn't matter.
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I'm taking control of my life,
making a difference to others.
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Watch me roar.
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Listen, er, we need to talk.
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It's bad manners when your
mouth's full.
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Dessert is going to blow your mind.
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Wilmslow's a bit far, though,
remember that wine bar?
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Oh, yeah, full of divorcee losers
trying too hard.
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I think it's mint. Full of readies,
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fourbies, Bentleys, Ferraris...
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Yeah, driven by Wags
who'd struggle with a Clio.
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Oh, here he is... at it again.
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Watch your bags, ladies,
tea-leaf in the area.
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Serves him right, the fat fuck,
shouldn't leave his van open
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while he goes off for a burger.
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What are they?
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Trackers. It's like James Bond,
innit?
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Should use one on her in case she's
out noshing someone else.
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Marry me?
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What?
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Marry me!
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I can't.
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Of course you can.
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It doesn't have to be
a fancy...
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I don't want to be with you any more.
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What do you mean?
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It's over.
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What is?
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Us.
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Why?
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I'm sorry.
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Maybe you just need a break?
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It'd be cruel to drag it out.
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You didn't have the heart to tell me
earlier because I'd gone to
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so much effort?
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Don't you like fucking me?
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All day. It's not enough to
sustain a relationship.
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Said the pages of Cosmopolitan.
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I still feel the same after.
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Patronising prick.
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Look, I've got some stuff to sort.
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It's probably best if you're
gone by the time I get back.
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I'd be crying off sick every week
if I had to do PE in that dump.
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Er, fuck the lardy little
uprights-in-need,
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what about an overhaul
of my janitor-shithole?
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I'm talking about the health
of the future generation.
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And I'm saying my room hasn't
had a lick of paint
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since Tom Brown's ring-piece was
caressed by his master's slippers.
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Frank, this matters! Making
a positive impact,
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leaving something behind that makes
a difference.
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Oh, moral compensation
for your other bequests?
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Inflicting a bunch of psychopathic
villains on society?
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I'll fucking inflict them on you
if you're not careful.
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Don't even think about it.
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I wasn't.
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St Marcy's gym was hanging
when I went there.
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Doesn't mean you want to rebuild
it, though.
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Why's Benny bringing
students back here?
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Possible gold mine, there's more
round Manchester than anywhere else.
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You'll not get a sniff that
pure in Chipping Norton.
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Treble up, it'll still blow your
bollocks off.
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Bonus.
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Appreciated.
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You collecting off Coggsy tomorrow?
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Big Mark's two weeks behind.
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Take care of both, yeah?
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With pleasure.
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Who scored?
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Short-arse, thatch-weave, dumpy
little fucking Mickey Mouser.
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Oi! Rooney's my hero.
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He'll be paying you 40 quid to
hang out of you next week.
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He popped in once, but I was
a little bit too young for him.
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None of you twats got a watch?
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If a legacy matters so much,
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what's wrong with
a bench in Poundswick Park?
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Cos all the little scrotes will tag
it and burn it on Bonfire Night.
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I think a new gym's a great idea.
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It's paying for it
I'm struggling with!
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All I'm suggesting is a donation
of a poxy grand each!
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To get the ball rolling.
I'll raise the rest of the funds.
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I'll chip in.
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Yep, we will too.
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The kiddies'll appreciate that.
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Come on, then, Cilla, Connor, let's
go and get your favourite DVD on.
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What are you doing?
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What's your favourite?
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You'd better brace yourself.
My mam started in her 40s,
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went agoraphobic then ran away
to sea.
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I've checked it out. Most women
calm down when the drugs kick in.
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So this is all bollocks, then?
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It's going to be sweet, mate. This
gym thing is just a passing phase.
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Your grand's going nowhere.
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So, how was Wilmslow?
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Half a million for a bedsit
above a chippy?
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Who'd want to live in a stuck-up,
two-faced,
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wannabe shithole like that anyway?
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Cos I want a smile off a neighbour
who's not afraid of me.
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I want to talk to an old man about
the weather instead of him
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scurrying past to get his snout
and his ale.
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They smoke and drink there too, Mam.
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Yeah, only menthol cigs
and vintage champagne, though, eh?
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Their shit don't smell either... and
it's too far for business.
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There's another reason
I've asked you for dinner.
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Leaving a family in harmony is
as important as any physical legacy.
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You two have drifted apart.
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There's a way of working together,
appreciating each other more.
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I'm retiring.
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These hands are to commemorate
the toil endured to create
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the Mimi Tutton Academy
of Sports Science.
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Couple of quid
Frank, St Marcy's gym?
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Not while you look like a cunt.
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There's nobody less likely
to donate.
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What's fancy dress actually
about, eh? "Nice one, cowboy,
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"nice one, spaceman."
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Some straight-going shithouse's
40th in the labour club.
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Then what for the rest
of the night?!
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You're going to have any
kind of conversation with
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a knobhead in a pirate hat?
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That's a no, then?
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Put me down for a pound
when I can look at you.
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Contacts, deals,
business already in place,
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and we get to keep all
the earnings.
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Who'd have thought Mimi could be
so generous?
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It's an opportunity to take things
in the directions we've always wanted to.
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Or... we're now subsidising that
scrawny baghead on our own.
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He might step up?
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First day of the rest
of our lives, eh?
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Equal partner reporting for duty.
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It'd be the first decent day's graft
you've done in a while.
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How's St Mimi's gymnasium
coming along then?
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How do you think?!
Making mental decisions when she's off her head on drugs?
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Someone should have a quiet word
and tell her it's not worth it.
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What about the mental decision
to give you two the business?
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I take it you didn't grow a pair?
WPC Needy?
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I told her!
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Well, she's not got the message?
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Lesson number one, mate.
Feds outside's bad for business.
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Hello, stranger. Beer taste flat
cos you're missing me?
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What are you playing at?
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It feels nice to know you're nearby.
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People are uncomfortable.
243
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Locals feel safer
when a bobby's visible.
244
00:13:03,006 --> 00:13:05,364
Round here it's intimidation.
245
00:13:05,366 --> 00:13:08,284
Is there someone else?
246
00:13:08,286 --> 00:13:09,884
I wouldn't do that.
247
00:13:09,886 --> 00:13:11,764
At least it would make sense.
248
00:13:11,766 --> 00:13:15,004
Look, we're just...
We're too different.
249
00:13:15,006 --> 00:13:17,164
I know there's something
else going on.
250
00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:19,564
You're a policewoman
for fuck's sake.
251
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,804
Family pressures can be stressful,
make you behave irrationally.
252
00:13:22,806 --> 00:13:26,806
Shane! You've got stuff to do.
253
00:13:28,606 --> 00:13:30,686
He never liked me.
Give him my love.
254
00:13:40,366 --> 00:13:42,364
Hiya. Have a good day!
255
00:13:42,366 --> 00:13:46,366
Thank you, thank you.
256
00:13:48,086 --> 00:13:51,364
Gives me the horrors, this place.
Bad juju, man.
257
00:13:51,366 --> 00:13:54,124
Improving the facilities might mean
the kiddies have a better
258
00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:56,044
experience than you.
259
00:13:56,046 --> 00:13:58,844
Chesney's doing good,
how's the Jockey?
260
00:13:58,846 --> 00:14:00,806
Yeah, people are mad for it.
261
00:14:04,686 --> 00:14:08,686
How much is that?
262
00:14:17,246 --> 00:14:19,324
It might not happen
as quick as we hoped.
263
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:22,404
It'll take longer than building the
Great Wall of China at this rate.
264
00:14:22,406 --> 00:14:23,684
Nah, look after the pennies.
265
00:14:23,686 --> 00:14:25,804
What's the point in building
her hopes up?
266
00:14:25,806 --> 00:14:29,644
Seriously?! Does this mean
we can have our grand back?
267
00:14:29,646 --> 00:14:32,404
Where's the Chatsworth Variety Table
when you need it?
268
00:14:32,406 --> 00:14:35,804
Maybe I can be their after
dinner speaker, eh?
269
00:14:35,806 --> 00:14:38,724
Yeah, like they want to listen to
stories about shovelling shit.
270
00:14:38,726 --> 00:14:41,124
Well, is there a reason
we can't start one up?
271
00:14:41,126 --> 00:14:42,844
Have a look, will you?
272
00:14:42,846 --> 00:14:46,846
That lot are on the lookout
for handouts as it is.
273
00:14:50,646 --> 00:14:54,646
Hey! Hey, that's thingy.
Selling the house.
274
00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:58,564
More money for St Fart's
polo ponies?
275
00:14:58,566 --> 00:15:00,284
Nah, not quite, get on this!
276
00:15:00,286 --> 00:15:03,204
She's donated 50 grand to
a donkey sanctuary in Ardwick.
277
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:07,206
It's not just Wilmslow
she does charity for.
278
00:15:08,846 --> 00:15:12,284
If the kiddies of Chatsworth have a
state of the art fitness centre,
279
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,844
they'll be able to work off
all those Mars bars
280
00:15:14,846 --> 00:15:17,764
and chips their parents
feed them for dinner.
281
00:15:17,766 --> 00:15:21,084
They'll never have the opportunities
they have round here,
282
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:24,884
but they should be able to play
PE like anyone else.
283
00:15:24,886 --> 00:15:28,886
With your help,
we can make a difference.
284
00:15:29,046 --> 00:15:31,484
Thank you, Mimi -
285
00:15:31,486 --> 00:15:34,764
a stirring presentation.
286
00:15:34,766 --> 00:15:38,284
Mimi's get-up-and-go enthusiasm
could well become a regular
287
00:15:38,286 --> 00:15:40,804
feature of our little gang.
288
00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:44,004
She's thinking of making
an offer on my house.
289
00:15:44,006 --> 00:15:46,326
Did you win the lottery?!
290
00:15:48,926 --> 00:15:52,926
As worthy a cause as St Marcy's
undoubtedly is, one
291
00:15:53,246 --> 00:15:57,246
of the biggest issues is the number
of projects already in the planning.
292
00:15:59,206 --> 00:16:02,044
The gym will have to wait in line.
293
00:16:02,046 --> 00:16:04,684
Fair enough. Until when?
294
00:16:04,686 --> 00:16:08,364
Concentrated focus, dinners,
auctions,
295
00:16:08,366 --> 00:16:12,366
none of that can be
considered before 2018.
296
00:16:13,966 --> 00:16:17,966
Thank you, ladies.
297
00:16:22,846 --> 00:16:26,724
Hot chocolate and ginger snaps.
298
00:16:26,726 --> 00:16:30,726
I got you some vag cream
in case it's still itchy.
299
00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:35,484
Jamie and Shane
think I've lost the plot.
300
00:16:35,486 --> 00:16:38,444
That's cos it's easier for them
to laugh than look in the mirror
301
00:16:38,446 --> 00:16:40,404
and admit they're selfish fucks.
302
00:16:40,406 --> 00:16:42,084
True...
303
00:16:42,086 --> 00:16:46,086
but 78 quid to go with 3 grand says
to me they've got a point.
304
00:16:48,206 --> 00:16:51,924
I'm not going to see that new roof
go on in my lifetime.
305
00:16:51,926 --> 00:16:55,044
Even if it's Cilla that's got to cut
the ribbon, you've started
306
00:16:55,046 --> 00:16:59,046
something mega here. The kids of
Chatsworth will owe you for ever.
307
00:17:00,206 --> 00:17:04,206
If we could bottle and sell your
support we'd get there in no time.
308
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,924
I just wish there was more
I could do.
309
00:17:08,926 --> 00:17:12,926
I wanted to leave something
good behind.
310
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:29,244
Saturday's rollover comes in,
I'll build her a whole new school.
311
00:17:29,246 --> 00:17:32,604
Even better - The Mimi Maguire
University Of Chatsworth.
312
00:17:32,606 --> 00:17:35,604
Yeah, get in with four F's
and get a caution for smoking weed?
313
00:17:35,606 --> 00:17:37,524
Robbing a bank's easier than
the lottery.
314
00:17:37,526 --> 00:17:39,404
Yeah, but it's not worth
getting caught.
315
00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:40,884
Jail's easy, you pussy.
316
00:17:40,886 --> 00:17:42,404
Mimi's backhander isn't.
317
00:17:42,406 --> 00:17:44,684
I'm juvenile anyway -
wouldn't have to go to jail.
318
00:17:44,686 --> 00:17:45,804
Are you stupid?!
319
00:17:45,806 --> 00:17:48,324
Look, don't get too involved with
Butch and Sundance over there.
320
00:17:48,326 --> 00:17:50,684
Robbing anything
like that, you're going down.
321
00:17:50,686 --> 00:17:54,686
Eh, Pot Noodles are in aisle two,
mate, skins behind the counter.
322
00:17:55,966 --> 00:17:57,484
Still got some of them trackers?
323
00:17:57,486 --> 00:17:58,844
Yeah, why?
324
00:17:58,846 --> 00:17:59,924
Stall this guy.
325
00:17:59,926 --> 00:18:01,164
Why?
326
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:03,804
Just stall him.
327
00:18:03,806 --> 00:18:05,964
Eh, he's thinking of going
to uni, you know?
328
00:18:05,966 --> 00:18:07,244
Which one?
329
00:18:07,246 --> 00:18:11,246
Er... looking for ideas.
330
00:18:18,326 --> 00:18:19,524
Are you taking the piss?
331
00:18:19,526 --> 00:18:20,524
Yeah, I know.
332
00:18:20,526 --> 00:18:21,564
Not lying, are you?
333
00:18:21,566 --> 00:18:22,604
No, I'm serious.
334
00:18:22,606 --> 00:18:26,606
That's crazy, that.
335
00:18:31,766 --> 00:18:34,324
Yo, it costs 30 grand just
to go to uni, you know?
336
00:18:34,326 --> 00:18:37,564
Yeah? No wonder
he needs a part time job.
337
00:18:37,566 --> 00:18:39,124
Did you do it?
338
00:18:39,126 --> 00:18:43,126
Yeah, man. Sweet.
339
00:18:51,806 --> 00:18:55,806
Scouse Macka at two o'clock -
ten K of weed,
340
00:18:55,966 --> 00:18:59,966
Benchill Dave, four.
Three thousand Es...
341
00:19:01,046 --> 00:19:05,046
Or was it Scouse Macka at four
with three K of weed
342
00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:09,166
and Benchill Dave at ten
with 2,000 diddlys?!
343
00:19:09,686 --> 00:19:13,686
Fuck! How does anyone
remember this shit?
344
00:19:25,086 --> 00:19:27,564
What the fuck?!
345
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:29,644
That is not funny.
346
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:31,364
It was worth a try.
347
00:19:31,366 --> 00:19:32,484
Did you hear any of that?
348
00:19:32,486 --> 00:19:35,484
Like I'd say anything.
349
00:19:35,486 --> 00:19:39,486
That's what turned me
on in the first place.
350
00:19:40,206 --> 00:19:43,964
Look.
This is not helping your cause.
351
00:19:43,966 --> 00:19:45,524
So I have got one?
352
00:19:45,526 --> 00:19:49,444
No, you haven't!
Just forget about us, c'mon.
353
00:19:49,446 --> 00:19:52,844
When Dad retired,
handed the business to my brother,
354
00:19:52,846 --> 00:19:56,604
he went weird - strain
on his marriage, readjustment.
355
00:19:56,606 --> 00:19:57,924
But they worked it out, though.
356
00:19:57,926 --> 00:20:00,124
It's fuck all to do
with anything else.
357
00:20:00,126 --> 00:20:03,404
Pressure and denial won't let you
access the truth right now.
358
00:20:03,406 --> 00:20:04,684
In time...
359
00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:08,644
Please. Shut the fuck up. I don't
want to end up hating you, OK?
360
00:20:08,646 --> 00:20:11,604
That can never happen.
361
00:20:11,606 --> 00:20:15,606
So, go!
362
00:20:21,446 --> 00:20:25,446
That's definitely his car.
363
00:20:27,446 --> 00:20:29,204
There he is!
364
00:20:29,206 --> 00:20:31,244
Bingo!
365
00:20:31,246 --> 00:20:33,164
Jamie and Shane aren't going to be
happy about this.
366
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,244
Fuck 'em.
367
00:20:34,246 --> 00:20:36,324
They earn more than ever cos
Mimi stepped down,
368
00:20:36,326 --> 00:20:38,084
and now they take the piss
out of her?!
369
00:20:38,086 --> 00:20:40,004
- What if he goes to the police?
- Oh, right, yeah!
370
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:44,004
"Excuse me, Mr Policeman,
somebody stole my cocaine."
371
00:20:44,006 --> 00:20:45,444
Think about it, mate.
372
00:20:45,446 --> 00:20:46,644
He might be connected?
373
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,564
Why are you so scared?
You're not even going in?
374
00:20:48,566 --> 00:20:49,724
Cos they might come out?
375
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:53,726
Ches, just chill out. Focus.
Right, you ready?
376
00:20:53,926 --> 00:20:57,926
Let's have it.
377
00:21:18,766 --> 00:21:20,044
Where's the gear?!
378
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,324
I don't know what
you're talking about.
379
00:21:22,326 --> 00:21:25,724
Ten, nine, eight...
380
00:21:25,726 --> 00:21:29,726
Behind the sofa!
381
00:21:34,646 --> 00:21:38,646
I've got it.
382
00:21:46,246 --> 00:21:50,246
Quick, get in!
383
00:21:50,286 --> 00:21:51,671
Go, go, go, go!
384
00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:56,285
You have to admit it's a
bit of a coincidence.
385
00:21:56,457 --> 00:21:58,695
You've had hundreds of punters go
through that door!
386
00:21:58,697 --> 00:21:59,935
Anyone could have set you up.
387
00:21:59,937 --> 00:22:01,455
On the same day I buy another batch?
388
00:22:01,457 --> 00:22:05,457
I've had ten years of satisfied
customers.
389
00:22:05,537 --> 00:22:09,537
Think I'm going to jeopardise my
reputation for a fucking half key?
390
00:22:13,777 --> 00:22:15,975
Wave bye-bye to that golden goose.
391
00:22:15,977 --> 00:22:18,535
Got some front asking for his money
back, though, eh?
392
00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:21,375
Exactly. What's it got to do with
you if he's been taxed?
393
00:22:21,377 --> 00:22:23,095
If he even has.
394
00:22:23,097 --> 00:22:27,097
Someone's had him over.
If not, he deserves an Oscar.
395
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:34,455
What you doing?!
396
00:22:34,457 --> 00:22:36,615
What? Think it's
turned into a real one overnight?
397
00:22:36,617 --> 00:22:39,975
Bad luck to fuck about with them.
398
00:22:39,977 --> 00:22:42,015
Right, it's all there.
Nice one, cuz.
399
00:22:42,017 --> 00:22:46,017
See you later.
400
00:22:47,577 --> 00:22:49,055
Not bad for half an hour's work.
401
00:22:49,057 --> 00:22:51,375
You what?
Ten grand's a fucking joke.
402
00:22:51,377 --> 00:22:54,095
How else would you shift it?
No questions asked - Bradford.
403
00:22:54,097 --> 00:22:57,375
Where it's never going to get on top
from taxing your own family's punters.
404
00:22:57,377 --> 00:23:01,377
I find out you're having
a drink behind my back...
405
00:23:03,857 --> 00:23:07,055
Trafford Centre for me - new Air Max
colours have just come out.
406
00:23:07,057 --> 00:23:09,415
Wait - I risk life
and limb for a oner?
407
00:23:09,417 --> 00:23:13,215
I'd have done it for nowt.
408
00:23:13,217 --> 00:23:14,935
Safe!
409
00:23:14,937 --> 00:23:18,937
The rest is for Mimi.
For the kiddies.
410
00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:33,815
Just picked this up from the golf
club in Wilmslow.
411
00:23:33,817 --> 00:23:37,415
If we're lucky there'll be enough to
get another bag of cement.
412
00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:40,975
At last! �1.75
413
00:23:40,977 --> 00:23:43,735
to go with the postal order for 50p.
414
00:23:43,737 --> 00:23:47,737
Look - feels heavy. And you know
there's readies round there.
415
00:23:47,897 --> 00:23:51,897
Maybe our first pound coin.
416
00:23:55,417 --> 00:23:56,695
What the fuck?!
417
00:23:56,697 --> 00:24:00,335
No way!
418
00:24:00,337 --> 00:24:04,337
See.
419
00:24:10,177 --> 00:24:11,735
What are you doing here?
420
00:24:11,737 --> 00:24:13,495
Meeting Scouse Macka.
421
00:24:13,497 --> 00:24:14,695
In the Jockey?!
422
00:24:14,697 --> 00:24:18,295
Two o'clock. Might be stuck in
traffic, I'll give him a bell now.
423
00:24:18,297 --> 00:24:21,815
Wythenshawe Daz comes here,
Scouse Macka's Lymm Services.
424
00:24:21,817 --> 00:24:25,615
What's that?
425
00:24:25,617 --> 00:24:28,215
Up here. Names, dates, figures.
426
00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:31,535
Numptys and dumb cunts who write
things down go to jail!
427
00:24:31,537 --> 00:24:32,935
We can't all be Rain Man, can we?
428
00:24:32,937 --> 00:24:35,535
Anyone could find that!
429
00:24:35,537 --> 00:24:39,375
Yeah, so he's going to hang around
with ten key of weed in the fucking boot.
430
00:24:39,377 --> 00:24:40,135
It's gone straight to answer phone.
431
00:24:40,137 --> 00:24:42,855
Why wouldn't he? As far as he's
concerned you're nicked.
432
00:24:42,857 --> 00:24:44,775
That could be the feds
setting him up.
433
00:24:44,777 --> 00:24:46,215
If he's at home he'll
answer his land line.
434
00:24:46,217 --> 00:24:50,217
Yeah. Mam's got that number.
Up there.
435
00:24:51,377 --> 00:24:53,175
- Things are getting slack.
- Not now, Benny.
436
00:24:53,177 --> 00:24:55,135
It's easy for you to say.
I've got kids to feed.
437
00:24:55,137 --> 00:24:56,855
You don't like it, you know
what you can do.
438
00:24:56,857 --> 00:25:00,857
Oh, it's like that, is it?
439
00:25:03,617 --> 00:25:05,855
You'll never guess how much is here.
440
00:25:05,857 --> 00:25:07,655
Go on.
441
00:25:07,657 --> 00:25:11,215
9,600. I said it, didn't I?
442
00:25:11,217 --> 00:25:12,415
You did.
443
00:25:12,417 --> 00:25:14,415
Generous as fuck.
444
00:25:14,417 --> 00:25:16,455
Wait, how much?
445
00:25:16,457 --> 00:25:19,815
Nine six.
446
00:25:19,817 --> 00:25:20,575
What you doing?
447
00:25:20,577 --> 00:25:21,735
What?
448
00:25:21,737 --> 00:25:23,815
Think it's turned into
a real one overnight?
449
00:25:23,817 --> 00:25:27,817
What? Think it's turned into
a real one overnight?
450
00:25:28,697 --> 00:25:32,697
Women of Wilmslow,
you fucking beauts.
451
00:25:36,257 --> 00:25:40,257
This is all very lovely, Mimi,
and we appreciate your efforts,
452
00:25:40,697 --> 00:25:42,895
but it won't make any difference.
453
00:25:42,897 --> 00:25:46,575
St Marcy's still has to
take its place in the queue.
454
00:25:46,577 --> 00:25:50,577
Except somebody decided St Marcy's
deserved a push to the
455
00:25:51,017 --> 00:25:53,575
front of that queue.
456
00:25:53,577 --> 00:25:56,295
Getting everyone together
is the only way
457
00:25:56,297 --> 00:26:00,255
we can make sure our gratitude
falls on the right ears.
458
00:26:00,257 --> 00:26:02,695
There's a feeling people
with money hold
459
00:26:02,697 --> 00:26:06,015
onto their readies like
a pit bull with a baby.
460
00:26:06,017 --> 00:26:09,935
But deep down we're all
the same - some cautious,
461
00:26:09,937 --> 00:26:13,415
some off the wall generous.
462
00:26:13,417 --> 00:26:17,417
That anonymous donation
of nearly �10,000
463
00:26:19,257 --> 00:26:21,895
is a massive boost.
464
00:26:21,897 --> 00:26:25,897
Money attracts money
and the momentum is truly with us.
465
00:26:26,417 --> 00:26:30,417
And, whoever it was,
the kiddies from our estate
466
00:26:31,337 --> 00:26:35,337
thank you from the bottom
of their potless little hearts.
467
00:26:39,177 --> 00:26:42,855
And, as a token of our appreciation,
there's drinks
468
00:26:42,857 --> 00:26:46,857
and nibbles at our house.
469
00:26:49,017 --> 00:26:53,017
I struggle to believe that
one of our girls put �10,000
470
00:26:54,217 --> 00:26:56,215
into that bucket?
471
00:26:56,217 --> 00:27:00,217
So do I. Don't,
you'll set me off again.
472
00:27:01,297 --> 00:27:05,297
No. Start you off or not,
you can't keep that money.
473
00:27:06,617 --> 00:27:10,415
On about? I've already ordered
the felt for the roof.
474
00:27:10,417 --> 00:27:12,815
There's strict protocol.
475
00:27:12,817 --> 00:27:15,935
It was a Wilmslow branch donation
and other projects
476
00:27:15,937 --> 00:27:19,937
are further along the food chain,
been patient and waited their turn.
477
00:27:20,177 --> 00:27:22,415
Like St Marcy's gym needs to.
478
00:27:22,417 --> 00:27:23,775
Might take me
479
00:27:23,777 --> 00:27:27,777
a while to get used to the twisted
sense of humour from round your way.
480
00:27:28,537 --> 00:27:30,775
It may be convenient to
ignore our process,
481
00:27:30,777 --> 00:27:34,777
but that is the way we run
our civilised little society, Mimi.
482
00:27:35,497 --> 00:27:38,135
Mam! Mam!
483
00:27:38,137 --> 00:27:42,137
We've left Scouse Macka
with ten kilo of weed...
484
00:27:44,697 --> 00:27:46,895
..in his boot.
485
00:27:46,897 --> 00:27:50,897
Have you got his home phone number?
486
00:27:53,897 --> 00:27:57,897
Excuse me a moment.
487
00:28:02,417 --> 00:28:06,417
I don't do this any more!
488
00:28:07,177 --> 00:28:09,895
This is the last time, I promise.
489
00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:13,897
0151...
490
00:28:15,657 --> 00:28:19,657
Me, me, me. Always the drama queen!
491
00:28:19,897 --> 00:28:21,815
Mimi? Mimi?
492
00:28:21,817 --> 00:28:24,975
Mimi,
can we continue our conversation?
493
00:28:24,977 --> 00:28:28,977
Deeds speak louder than words,
Edith.
494
00:28:29,097 --> 00:28:32,535
That money is St Marcy's.
495
00:28:32,537 --> 00:28:36,537
Extraordinary meeting on the cards
next week, ladies.
496
00:28:40,017 --> 00:28:44,017
Seems like an unusual scenario has
just pushed its way to the
497
00:28:45,177 --> 00:28:49,177
top of the agenda.
498
00:28:50,097 --> 00:28:54,097
Right then. Come along, ladies.
499
00:29:00,577 --> 00:29:04,577
Mimi... what your son just mentioned.
500
00:29:05,977 --> 00:29:09,977
It's been a long time
since my university days...
501
00:29:11,457 --> 00:29:15,457
Know what I mean?
502
00:29:18,017 --> 00:29:19,775
Aahh!
503
00:29:19,777 --> 00:29:23,777
Party!
504
00:29:41,937 --> 00:29:44,855
You can stamp all over that and
it'll still blow your bollocks off.
505
00:29:44,857 --> 00:29:47,935
Best flake in Manchester.
506
00:29:57,257 --> 00:29:59,295
We smashed it, bro!
507
00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:00,855
What happened to your eye?!
508
00:30:00,857 --> 00:30:03,695
Nothing, and no-one followed,
it's sweet.
509
00:30:03,697 --> 00:30:06,375
Right, get your cousin on the phone.
And we want a better price.
510
00:30:06,377 --> 00:30:07,855
It's not down to me.
511
00:30:07,857 --> 00:30:11,857
You don't want to see your mates get
took advantage of, do you?
512
00:30:15,737 --> 00:30:17,455
I'll have a word.
513
00:30:17,457 --> 00:30:20,135
Why am I the one
running all over the gaff?
514
00:30:20,137 --> 00:30:22,335
Mam said we're equal partners, yeah?
515
00:30:22,337 --> 00:30:26,255
The Jockey's our base. People like
continuity, I've gotta stay here.
516
00:30:26,257 --> 00:30:29,575
It's taken years to build up trust.
517
00:30:29,577 --> 00:30:33,577
A word.
518
00:30:38,297 --> 00:30:42,297
Back room.
519
00:30:51,697 --> 00:30:55,697
Wait here, mate.
520
00:31:05,057 --> 00:31:06,535
Might need stitches.
521
00:31:06,537 --> 00:31:08,695
Look,
somebody was bound to fight back.
522
00:31:08,697 --> 00:31:10,735
Yeah.
That's why we didn't bring you.
523
00:31:10,737 --> 00:31:12,135
You know it's not worth it.
524
00:31:12,137 --> 00:31:14,575
I won't feel a thing
when I see Mimi's happy face.
525
00:31:14,577 --> 00:31:16,335
What's she going to say about that?
526
00:31:16,337 --> 00:31:20,337
I'll just give her some
bullshit story.
527
00:31:31,097 --> 00:31:32,975
Well, the student wasn't lying.
528
00:31:32,977 --> 00:31:34,495
What happened?
529
00:31:34,497 --> 00:31:36,975
Two customers taxed in a week.
Something's fucked up.
530
00:31:36,977 --> 00:31:38,815
What are you looking at me for?
531
00:31:38,817 --> 00:31:42,575
Loose lips sink ships, mate.
It's gotta be someone close to home.
532
00:31:42,577 --> 00:31:46,577
Hey, listen, I don't know what
come over me earlier.
533
00:31:46,737 --> 00:31:50,737
Hey, let me buy you all a drink,
smooth things over.
534
00:31:53,617 --> 00:31:56,175
You rush in, and you're wrong?
535
00:31:56,177 --> 00:31:59,923
Then you'll never find out
who it really is. We need proof.
536
00:32:07,183 --> 00:32:09,663
No way!
I bet that's illegal in Wilmslow.
537
00:32:10,330 --> 00:32:14,088
I caught three of them
plating each other in the bathroom!
538
00:32:14,090 --> 00:32:18,090
It's looking better.
Let the air get to it.
539
00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:21,168
Do you think Edith's got any
say in me joining the club?
540
00:32:21,170 --> 00:32:23,168
No. They vote.
And after last night's party,
541
00:32:23,170 --> 00:32:25,328
you'll have Edith's
chair as well as her house.
542
00:32:25,330 --> 00:32:29,330
She's a fucking cheeky bitch.
That 10k's St Marcy's.
543
00:32:29,570 --> 00:32:32,648
If I can raise 13 grand so quick...
544
00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:36,650
we'll build a gym,
then a science block.
545
00:32:37,890 --> 00:32:41,890
That big donation's just the start,
it's bound to attract others.
546
00:32:42,090 --> 00:32:44,968
The momentum is with us.
547
00:32:44,970 --> 00:32:47,248
Fancy a cuppa tea, lad?
548
00:32:47,250 --> 00:32:51,250
Yeah.
549
00:32:57,090 --> 00:32:58,728
Not as friendly as the Chatsworth.
550
00:32:58,730 --> 00:33:00,608
They will be once you
get to know them.
551
00:33:00,610 --> 00:33:02,728
What are you actually going to do
with your days?
552
00:33:02,730 --> 00:33:04,048
I'll be building the gym.
553
00:33:04,050 --> 00:33:05,608
That's not going to take forever.
554
00:33:05,610 --> 00:33:06,728
I'll take classes.
555
00:33:06,730 --> 00:33:10,730
What, flower arranging? Like that's
going to get your adrenaline pumping.
556
00:33:19,210 --> 00:33:21,648
Tell me the Scouse
Macka fiasco was a one-off?
557
00:33:21,650 --> 00:33:22,888
I wish I could.
558
00:33:22,890 --> 00:33:24,848
So they're not
grafting in harmony then?
559
00:33:24,850 --> 00:33:26,968
You've seen Jamie
and Shane agree on anything?
560
00:33:26,970 --> 00:33:29,488
Mutual dislike of Billy?
561
00:33:29,490 --> 00:33:31,728
And Jamie's
got his doubts about Benny.
562
00:33:31,730 --> 00:33:35,328
That dopey labrador's more loyal
to the Maguires than his own family.
563
00:33:35,330 --> 00:33:36,968
What's he worried about?
564
00:33:36,970 --> 00:33:38,848
Somebody's taxing our punters.
565
00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,208
What do you mean?
566
00:33:40,210 --> 00:33:42,568
What I said.
567
00:33:42,570 --> 00:33:44,568
That's never happened to us.
568
00:33:44,570 --> 00:33:48,570
Could be somebody testing
the new regime?
569
00:34:15,490 --> 00:34:17,808
You're not in Cheshire yet.
570
00:34:17,810 --> 00:34:20,328
Mapley Walk. Five minutes away.
I recognised the kid.
571
00:34:20,330 --> 00:34:23,168
He's a absolute nugget.
Wears bigger glasses than Lillian.
572
00:34:23,170 --> 00:34:26,208
- He could still be connected though.
- You sound like him.
573
00:34:26,210 --> 00:34:28,728
- Haven't you learnt your lesson?
- I can't be late for this ball.
574
00:34:28,730 --> 00:34:32,008
It's five minutes. He'll be even
easier than the student.
575
00:34:32,010 --> 00:34:36,010
Mimi needs these funds, man.
576
00:34:36,130 --> 00:34:40,130
Come on. Yess!
577
00:34:43,170 --> 00:34:44,688
And that's stopping them, is it?!
578
00:34:44,690 --> 00:34:48,048
What am I supposed to do?
579
00:34:48,050 --> 00:34:50,848
Vinny the Red... 0767...
580
00:34:50,850 --> 00:34:53,328
Oh, God! What the fuck?!
581
00:34:53,330 --> 00:34:55,408
It's OK.
582
00:34:55,410 --> 00:34:59,410
Out with the old, in with the new...
583
00:35:00,290 --> 00:35:02,968
Are you fucking mental?!
584
00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:05,288
Whatever it takes to be with you.
585
00:35:05,290 --> 00:35:08,168
Sell my soul and join the dark side.
586
00:35:08,170 --> 00:35:10,288
Partner in life, partner in crime...
587
00:35:10,290 --> 00:35:13,688
This can't carry on.
588
00:35:13,690 --> 00:35:17,648
Now Mimi's left,
I appreciate you've got no choice.
589
00:35:17,650 --> 00:35:21,650
You'll never go straight. But that's
OK. I'll leave the police...
590
00:35:21,810 --> 00:35:25,810
you're all that matters.
591
00:35:27,730 --> 00:35:31,728
Never, ever, ever contact me again,
OK?
592
00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:33,888
Destiny, my love.
593
00:35:33,890 --> 00:35:37,890
Fuck off!
594
00:35:41,170 --> 00:35:45,170
However long it takes,
I'll be there.
595
00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:53,688
Where is it?!
596
00:35:53,690 --> 00:35:55,010
Where is it?!
597
00:36:11,490 --> 00:36:12,488
Oh fuck!
598
00:36:12,490 --> 00:36:13,688
What's happened?
599
00:36:13,690 --> 00:36:16,488
How do I know?
600
00:36:16,490 --> 00:36:17,688
Let's get out of here.
601
00:36:17,690 --> 00:36:19,448
No, go and see what's
going on first.
602
00:36:19,450 --> 00:36:23,450
You go and see!
603
00:36:43,370 --> 00:36:44,688
What is going on?
604
00:36:44,690 --> 00:36:46,688
Ches! Tell me what's going on.
605
00:36:46,690 --> 00:36:50,690
Let's just get out of here.
606
00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:58,288
You have got to be fucking joking!
607
00:36:58,290 --> 00:37:02,048
Billy?!
608
00:37:02,050 --> 00:37:06,050
Fucking hell, mate.
I thought I was dead.
609
00:37:06,650 --> 00:37:10,650
Never been a mate of mine.
610
00:37:13,770 --> 00:37:15,608
Where's Benny?
611
00:37:15,610 --> 00:37:19,610
Benny?
612
00:37:21,210 --> 00:37:25,168
You?
Double crossing your own family?
613
00:37:25,170 --> 00:37:26,728
Bring us to the brink of war?
614
00:37:26,730 --> 00:37:29,128
Make me doubt those that've been
loyal for years?
615
00:37:29,130 --> 00:37:29,808
We're sorry...
616
00:37:29,810 --> 00:37:31,088
You will be.
617
00:37:31,090 --> 00:37:35,090
With this bally on I can put
a bullet between your fucking eyes, mate...
618
00:37:36,130 --> 00:37:38,088
How were we to know it was Billy,
eh?
619
00:37:38,090 --> 00:37:41,088
Now's probably not the best time
to make Mam a widow.
620
00:37:41,090 --> 00:37:45,090
No, she'll get over it. She's lost
plenty close to her already.
621
00:37:45,690 --> 00:37:46,848
Put it on.
622
00:37:46,850 --> 00:37:47,768
Jamie, please...
623
00:37:47,770 --> 00:37:48,888
On!
624
00:37:48,890 --> 00:37:51,648
Shane, tell him!
Jamie, I'm begging you... please!
625
00:37:51,650 --> 00:37:54,448
She's already cuckoo.
This could proper send her under.
626
00:37:54,450 --> 00:37:58,328
There's no way this little fucker's
leaving with just a black eye.
627
00:37:58,330 --> 00:38:01,490
No, no, Jamie, no!
628
00:38:11,130 --> 00:38:14,608
No Billy?
629
00:38:14,610 --> 00:38:17,088
Where's Jamie? Shane?
630
00:38:17,090 --> 00:38:18,168
Why, what's going on?
631
00:38:18,170 --> 00:38:20,128
Billy's in trouble!
632
00:38:20,130 --> 00:38:21,730
Stay here.
633
00:38:22,970 --> 00:38:26,368
As if things aren't hard enough, eh?
Feds, customs.
634
00:38:26,370 --> 00:38:28,608
Every day, something to stop you
earning a living
635
00:38:28,610 --> 00:38:32,610
without one of your own shafting
you from behind.
636
00:38:33,010 --> 00:38:34,048
Please, Jamie.
637
00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:35,088
Paracetamol?
638
00:38:35,090 --> 00:38:36,288
Yeah. Better than nothing.
639
00:38:36,290 --> 00:38:37,528
Please... Think of Mimi.
640
00:38:37,530 --> 00:38:41,530
Pushing you around in a wheelchair
will keep her fit.
641
00:38:45,410 --> 00:38:46,888
Jamie!
642
00:38:46,890 --> 00:38:48,288
Kneecapping my husband?!
643
00:38:48,290 --> 00:38:49,368
As if?!
644
00:38:49,370 --> 00:38:50,808
It was shitting him up.
645
00:38:50,810 --> 00:38:51,688
This better be good.
646
00:38:51,690 --> 00:38:53,768
He's the one behind the taxing.
647
00:38:53,770 --> 00:38:56,088
That's worse than being a grass!
648
00:38:56,090 --> 00:38:57,728
It was for the gym.
649
00:38:57,730 --> 00:38:59,008
The ten grand?
650
00:38:59,010 --> 00:39:00,448
Where's the rest?
651
00:39:00,450 --> 00:39:02,288
That's all his cousin would give.
652
00:39:02,290 --> 00:39:04,568
I've still got the last lot.
653
00:39:04,570 --> 00:39:05,968
I'm sorry.
654
00:39:05,970 --> 00:39:07,328
It wasn't one of the girls?
655
00:39:07,330 --> 00:39:10,168
Fuck the gym. What about this prick?
656
00:39:10,170 --> 00:39:11,368
Compensation?!
657
00:39:11,370 --> 00:39:15,370
Why? Laurel and Hardy here
have done you a fucking favour.
658
00:39:15,610 --> 00:39:19,568
Snap you out of your complacency,
tighten up your security.
659
00:39:19,570 --> 00:39:22,728
Cos you're obviously not coping too
fucking well on your own.
660
00:39:22,730 --> 00:39:26,730
Come on.
661
00:39:31,610 --> 00:39:34,368
I know your heart's in the right
place, and Jamie and Shane
662
00:39:34,370 --> 00:39:36,048
have been disrespectful.
663
00:39:36,050 --> 00:39:38,928
But taxing other grafters
is the lowest of the low.
664
00:39:38,930 --> 00:39:41,568
I know. I'm on it.
665
00:39:41,570 --> 00:39:45,528
And I know those Wilmslow dirty
bitches are a tight-fisted bunch
666
00:39:45,530 --> 00:39:48,688
of free-loaders, but we've
give two ton for these tickets
667
00:39:48,690 --> 00:39:52,690
so Mimi Tutton is going the ball...
668
00:40:12,890 --> 00:40:16,890
Hi.
669
00:40:18,610 --> 00:40:21,248
Hi.
670
00:40:21,250 --> 00:40:25,208
Nice suit, Billy.
671
00:40:25,210 --> 00:40:26,408
Now we're all here,
672
00:40:26,410 --> 00:40:30,410
I'd like to say something more about
the recent flaunting of the rules.
673
00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:33,248
Not now, surely?
674
00:40:33,250 --> 00:40:37,250
No time like the present,
and I'm nothing if not efficient. Excuse me.
675
00:40:38,690 --> 00:40:42,690
Some interesting CCTV footage has
recently come to light...
676
00:40:43,730 --> 00:40:47,730
The mystery donor in action.
677
00:40:58,490 --> 00:41:02,490
There was never any intention
of a kiddies' gym.
678
00:41:02,690 --> 00:41:06,690
Chatsworth's Ma Baker and her
fashion-conscious toyboy
679
00:41:09,490 --> 00:41:13,490
use anonymous
donations to wash dirty money.
680
00:41:13,970 --> 00:41:15,728
That's not true.
681
00:41:15,730 --> 00:41:19,730
Us gullible fools are all
part of the camouflage.
682
00:41:20,010 --> 00:41:22,048
Mimi knew nothing about it.
683
00:41:22,050 --> 00:41:23,888
Don't embarrass yourself further.
684
00:41:23,890 --> 00:41:27,088
It was all my doing
cos she cared so much.
685
00:41:27,090 --> 00:41:28,768
She's been on the PTA for months.
686
00:41:28,770 --> 00:41:30,968
Donated all her spare time
to that school.
687
00:41:30,970 --> 00:41:34,970
Laundering any illicit earnings
is unpalatable.
688
00:41:35,250 --> 00:41:39,050
Drug money has the worst
possible taste.
689
00:41:40,650 --> 00:41:44,650
Absolutely.
690
00:41:45,690 --> 00:41:49,208
Fancy a little line, Pru?
691
00:41:49,210 --> 00:41:52,608
Mavis? Oh, Beryl?
692
00:41:52,610 --> 00:41:55,728
Gone all shy in front
of your husband?
693
00:41:55,730 --> 00:41:58,848
Oh, it was different
the other night...
694
00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:02,850
Yeah. Drugs do bring out the worst
possible taste.
695
00:42:03,130 --> 00:42:07,130
And you're all the worst
kind of hypocrites.
696
00:42:10,810 --> 00:42:13,688
Oh...
697
00:42:13,690 --> 00:42:16,688
Ever seen Pru lick a fanny?
698
00:42:16,690 --> 00:42:20,248
Or Beryl get her fanny licked?
699
00:42:20,250 --> 00:42:22,848
And there's plenty more where
that came from.
700
00:42:22,850 --> 00:42:26,328
And you know who you are.
701
00:42:26,330 --> 00:42:30,330
C'mon, babe.
702
00:42:36,170 --> 00:42:37,610
Fuck off!
703
00:42:57,370 --> 00:42:58,888
The only time, in history,
704
00:42:58,890 --> 00:43:01,448
a Maguire's gone
voluntarily to the odd lot.
705
00:43:01,450 --> 00:43:04,888
Can she even stay in the feds with
a restraining order against her?
706
00:43:04,890 --> 00:43:06,488
Well, she should have thought of
that
707
00:43:06,490 --> 00:43:08,648
before she turned
psycho-bitch, shouldn't she?
708
00:43:08,650 --> 00:43:12,208
Keep a distance of 102 feet.
709
00:43:12,210 --> 00:43:13,808
I'm not sure you're worth it.
710
00:43:13,810 --> 00:43:15,128
Piss off.
711
00:43:15,130 --> 00:43:19,130
Get out of it, you fucking weirdo!
712
00:43:29,850 --> 00:43:33,128
'The grass is always greener
and all that.
713
00:43:33,130 --> 00:43:37,130
'Might not be as potent if your
hydroponics aren't up to much, though.
714
00:43:37,970 --> 00:43:39,728
'Try different flavours.
715
00:43:39,730 --> 00:43:42,088
'Dabble in a variety of lifestyles,
716
00:43:42,090 --> 00:43:44,128
'venture beyond new horizons,
717
00:43:44,130 --> 00:43:48,130
'add exotic squares to your patchwork
quilt of experience.
718
00:43:48,330 --> 00:43:52,330
'But not all of us are meant to stray
too far, or for too long.'
719
00:43:53,090 --> 00:43:57,090
Getting something built round here
should never be underestimated.
720
00:43:58,130 --> 00:44:00,808
This has always
been about the kiddies.
721
00:44:00,810 --> 00:44:04,810
And the kiddies decided how
they wanted the money to be spent.
722
00:44:06,170 --> 00:44:10,170
This is as vital to pupil morale
as any new gym.
723
00:44:10,850 --> 00:44:14,368
In many ways more so.
724
00:44:14,370 --> 00:44:18,088
And it is now, with great pleasure
725
00:44:18,090 --> 00:44:22,090
that I pronounce
Mimi's Tuck Shop officially open!
726
00:44:26,530 --> 00:44:29,808
'When you return to who you know,
and what you know,
727
00:44:29,810 --> 00:44:32,488
'be sure no resentment lingers.
728
00:44:32,490 --> 00:44:36,448
'If people need you, love you,
want you around,
729
00:44:36,450 --> 00:44:40,450
'feed off that.
It's a privilege in itself.'
730
00:44:42,850 --> 00:44:44,248
I'm looking for the janitor.
731
00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:45,808
Frank? Frank. Aye. That's him.
732
00:44:45,810 --> 00:44:47,688
There's a man with a gun!
733
00:44:47,690 --> 00:44:49,088
Everyone accounted for?
734
00:44:49,090 --> 00:44:50,208
Thalia Blanco went to the
735
00:44:50,210 --> 00:44:52,888
toilet before the alarm went off.
I haven't seen her since.
736
00:44:52,890 --> 00:44:54,688
You must be Frank.
737
00:44:54,690 --> 00:44:57,328
This mad bitch locked my daughter in
a cupboard with a gun man!
738
00:44:57,330 --> 00:45:01,208
My name's Baxter. You've been
pumping my missus, Frank.
739
00:45:01,210 --> 00:45:03,648
- He's never done this before.
- Get out the way!
740
00:45:03,650 --> 00:45:04,688
Monica?
741
00:45:04,690 --> 00:45:06,328
I'm the mother!
742
00:45:06,330 --> 00:45:08,008
Clear shot, ma'am.
743
00:45:08,010 --> 00:45:09,058
Take it. Shit!
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Dickheads!
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