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Taking care of plants is supposed to be good for your health

It lowers your blood pressure
Connects you with the universe

And it's something you just get to love.

My plants reject my love.
Maybe they're teenagers.

I try, but it's just so hard
being both father and mother to them. Eh.

- Hey.
- Hey.

What's wrong?

There was a message.

Uncle walter died.

Oh, no, Todd. Yeah, I...
Oh, God. I'm so sorry.

Are you okay?
No, I'm fine. Um, he was your uncle.

What?!

Oh, no!

Oh, my God. This is
my first family death.

It's my first funeral.

Oh, poor warren...

wa... wally... what?

Walter. Walter.
He was your dad's stepbrother. Oh.

And to be honest, he kind of hated him.
Yeah, but still, someone died.

I mean, that's so sad.

I have the cutest black dress, yeah.

Oh, my God.

I win!

Oh, it's an open casket, dad.

I don't think i'm ready
to see a dead body.

Oh, they fix 'em up to look almost real.

They inject this rubbery
stuff into their veins, makes 'em more posable.

It's how we get mannequins.
Dad!

Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Come on. What?
And you, young lady, the least you could do

is muster a tear for your uncle.
Mom, i can't. I didn't know him.

Well, then pluck a nose hair.
Do not embarrass me in front of the family.

Look, i don't know anybody here,

you know, which is kind of sad for me...
because i just don't have any connection to...

no. I'm sorry. Yes, it is sad.

The Newlys are dropping like flies,

and you're not exactly churning
out the replacements.

Pow! Good one.
I'm sorry.

It's not you. I'm sorry.

Funerals just remind me
of the shortness of life.

I mean, don't you even want kids?
Mom!

Well... well, look at
her. She's doing her part.

Look, i haven't thought about it, okay?

There are still three keys on my key chain
I have no idea what they're for.

Just one thing at a time.

Just remember, you've only
got so many eggs left in there.

At your age, your ovaries are
churning like a broken motel ice machine.

Hey, are you not going in?

I don't know. Are you a relative?

Yeah. I'm sorry, but if you
could hold her for a second,

i'll be right back. Yeah. Okay.
I just waited so long to see Walter dead.

Thank you.
Okay.

Okay.

All right, holding a baby.

Okay.

Oh, you're very squirmy.

Top-heavy...

oh, my God, your head smells

so... so, so good.

I'm so sorry for your loss.
Do you want a handkerchief?

I want a baby!

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Samantha Who? 2x11
The Dog

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oh, my God! Look at this!

Can you believe we were this small?

Oh, i'd kill to fit into that.

I don't know what it is. It's like i smelled that baby,
and something unleashed in me, you know?

You know, how birds, they
feed their young by, like... bleh in their mouths?

I used to think that was totally gross.
Now i think it's beautiful.

Now i want a baby.
I want to puke in its mouth.

You used to puke in your own mouth. I miss those days.

Ah! He did it again.
That was Walter's lawyer.

Son of a bitch left me an airplane.

We won an airplane? Yeah,
4-seater, single engine, beauty.

Howard, that's wonderful.
Let's go to south beach for lunch.

Regina, can't you see
that walter is taunting me from the grave?

Howard, please. No, he's saying

Well, screw him. I'm gonna sell it and buy a
pinball machine.

No, you're not.
Oh, yes, i am.

Oh, no, you're not.

I am not gonna buy into this ridiculous
competition between you two.

We have an airplane!

I'm gonna sign up for flying lessons.

So take that Paula Drake, and your
precious little koi pond!

Mr. Cellophane, no. Get our
new doggy out of your mouth.

Do you know how long it
takes to adopt a baby? It's so stupid.

What if I don't want a baby in two years?

Yeah, that may be the
point. Y... hey, you know

what they used to make us do in
high school?

They used to give us an egg
and we'd have to carry it around for the week

So we, you know,
got to see how hard it is to take care of something. Here. Try it.

Oh, i wasn't ready.
Indeed.

Your dog's eating my baby.

No. No, no, no, no. Sam. Sam.

Look.

Oh, my God. They think you're pregnant.

You're going to make a wonderful mother.

She won't. That's not a baby.

That a bagel. I ate a bagel.

That's what i get for eating
breakfast one time in 20 years.

Everybody gets to be a mommy but me.

Mr. Cellophane, no. Release your
foster puppy.

Come o... sam, will you
hold him for a second?

Dena?

Sam...

Hey, you like him? His name's baby.

A dog? No. No.
Isn't he cute?

Hi. Get you off of there.
You get off of there.

Sam, a dog is a lot of work.

I can handle it.

I already dropped him, and
he totally didn't break.

Come on. Let's go take him for a
walk. Sam, no. I don't want a dog.

Fine. Good. Then more dog for me.

No, I'm serious. It's your dog. I'm not helping.

Yeah, well, you know what? I'm serious.

I'm seriously insulted
that you even think that i would need your help.

I mean, it's... it's not
like it's 1862 or something.

Women can have dog babies on their own.

Look, i assure you, it's not
gonna impact you in any way.

And i would like to buy that shoe.

Okay, bedtime.
Mommy has to work in the morning, so night-night.

♪ oh, i like you so very much ♪

♪ so much, in fact,
i gotta wake you up ♪

♪ it's not that i have words to speak ♪

♪ i just wanna see you looking at me ♪

♪ and wait ♪

♪ in that state ♪

♪ in an hour when the sun
comes up, we're gonna... ♪

of course. Hello?

Samantha?
Mom.

Mom, why are you
calling me so early?

It's 11:00. You were supposed
to cover our showing today.

What? What? Oh, no. I'm so sorry.
Samantha, if you're not gonna take

this job seriously,
then don't do it.

Look at me! I'm an aviatrix!

Okay, let's fly. Give me the keys.

Uh, soon, yes, but I...first, i need you to sign this release form.

Release form? What for?

In case something happens. Like what?

Oh, you mean like i'm the first
woman to fly around the world?

I'm not signing away my life story.

No, that... that's not gonna happen.

No, this just says we're not responsible
if you have an incident.

With?

The ground.

Look, could i just drive it
around the parking lot instead?

Hey, look. We're even.

Jimmy Choo.

Though it's not his fault.
It has the word "chew" right in it.

All right, come here, you.

Look, you have a good day.

When i get back, we're
gonna have a nice, long nap. All right?

You two be good.

Oh, my cell phone.

one of us was not good.

Yes, yes,
I'm gonna wear you like a little sweater,

and then i'm gonna get some coffee right now,
and then you and I are gonna go everywhere, okay?

What?

Oh, come on.
That wasn't there before.

Uh, one house drip, please.

That's a bad dog owner, huh?

I mean, who is it?
I don't know.

Frank. What are you doing here?

You realize i'm not actually
attached to your building, don't you?

I'm on a break.
Oh. Yeah, i'm just getting some coffee.

My new little doggy and i were up all night,
just playing and frolicking and...

yes, i heard from your neighbors.
What, they heard him barking?

No. They heard you crying.
Here you go. No.

Laughing, Frank. I was laughing.

Oh, God. I'm in hell, Frank.

I mean, he's... he
chews furniture all day, he spins around all night.

I mean, doesn't he know he's
not gonna catch his tail?

Like, does he not understand
that? I remember those nights.

Maddie's first night in the house,
my wife and i were up every five minutes.

Oh, yeah? What kind of breed is she?

Maddie's your daughter, isn't she?

Yes. God, you have a daughter,
frank. I mean, how do you do it?

24 hours with a dog, and i
am absolutely losing my mind.

I mean, what am i gonna
do if i have a child?

You know, i used to be a tour guide.

Frank, my attention span is like...

people were allowed to
get off at Wrigley Field.

When they got back on, i
counted

and I couldn't leave until the same number
of people got back on.

That's parenting.

If, at the end of the day, you
have the same number of kids you started out with,

Right. Yeah. That's a... that's a good goal. I can do that.

Thank you.

What? Baby... he was just right here.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Baby!

Another tip... tie your child up inside.

Oh, bad mommy.

Oh, good. You're here.

Um, i'm just curious. Did you happen to take any
pictures of baby this morning? That would make a good poster?

You lost the dog, didn't you?

Huh. Well, look who's all
full of questions suddenly about the dog.

I thought you didn't care, which
is why you wouldn't

watch him, which is why I had him to lose.

Dena is gonna be very disappointed in you.

Okay, so shouldn't we be out looking for the dog?

I've been looking,
okay? But don't you help. No, no, please.

I'd rather you
do the "I told you so" dance, because as you said

I cannot take care of a dog,
much less a baby.

Okay, i get it. You're mad
at me because i was right.

And there it is. Wow.
That did not take long at all.

Hey, everyone!
Todd is right! You hear that, Chicago?

Yeah, you know what? I-I think
I'm gonna go out for a while.

Yeah, you know what? You
should, 'cause i'm sure everybody wants to see

Here he comes, Chicago!
Start the parade!

Crap. Another plant died.

Where's sam? Oh, i
guess she's running late.

You know new dog owners...
it always takes them forever to get out of the house.

I guess we're gonna talk now, huh? Fun.

So what's with all the baby stuff?
I thought you were gonna tell the press you aren't pregnant.

Well, i was going to,
but then the stores just started sending me things.

Look at this bag... - $3,000.

Gorgeous.
Isn't that a diaper bag?

Not unless it has a diaper in it.

What the hell is this for?

Oh, i just figured it out. Ah.

Here we go.
Martini....

And for the famous pregnant lady,
I brought you a club soda.

A club what? What's in there?

Club soda.

I saw you in the tabloids.

No drinking.

All right, that's not gonna happen.
All right,isten up, everyone!

I am not pregnant.

I am thin. I am... i am very thin.
Take a picture. Tell your friends.

Sure, have a sip.

You rang? Yeah, thanks for coming up.

I'm on hold with one of the shelters,
but i need you to take these

flyers and pass them out, okay?

You lost your horse, too?

I had to draw from memory, all right?

You remembered you had a horse?

Hey! I came to see e doggy.

You think she saw me?

Hey. I'm sorry about that.
The stupid door keeps slamming.

Seriously, Frank, someone's
gonna lose a finger.

Guess which one I'd miss most.

Hey, you know what? Dena,
I was just about to turn in.

Oh, i'll just be a second. Where's baby?

Um, he's out, um, like a light. Oh. He's sleeping.

Oh, well, he'll want to see me. Baby!

Yeah, he won't come.
He's... he's really, really stupid. Oh, shy.

He is shy. He is so shy.

Oh, well, uh, i want
to give him his new toy.

You know, i'm gonna be honest with you.
I have given him so many toys.

But he'll want this one from his aunt Dena. Won't you?

Won't you, baby, huh? Won't
you, Baby? Yes, you will.

Oh, whew. Hey. He just
ran right into the closet.

He's quick. Did you see him go in there?

Oh, look at that. So cute.

Oh, okay. I'll just take a peek.

No. Just... here, i'll
take it. I'll take the toy. I'll give it to him. Oh.

Hey there, you.

Oh! Whoa! Was I wrong.
He really loves... he loves this toy.

I'm gonna get it!

Oh, boy. He's a real fighter!

I won.

So where's the dog?

Oh, he, uh, just scooted
right on out of here.

Probably went underneath
the bed or somethin'.

Oh! Okay. No! No! Don't
look under the bed.

Don't look under the bed. No! Why not?

No, because... oh, boo.

Your christmas present
is underneath there.

Really? This early?

Oh. Yeah, I saw it in the store,
and i was like, "that is so Dena," so i got it.

Hey look who I found outside.

Merry Christmas.

Hey, Regina, can i come in?

I, uh, i just got a call
from your instructor.

He wanted to lock up for the night.

I can't do it, Howard.

I can't go up in this thing.

Well, let's sell it then.
I mean, it gets lousy mileage on the highway.

No, we can't sell it.

This plane was gonna
make us do things...

Zip off to Atlantic
City for the weekend,

Fly to Bora Bora,
have a massage from bare-chested men

who fed us mangoes
and rubbed our feet...

doesn't sound sanitary.

I wanted us to be the
Newlys who have adventures.

They're fascinating people, Howard.

Well...

you know, we can still do things.

We can sell the plane
and then take a trip to bora bora.

Really? You'd go?
Well, yeah. Why not?

You get to see one of those fire dances

and get a massage... from a woman.

Oh, we could, huh?

And we'd have enough left
over to buy a pinball machine.

I win.

I'm so sorry, Dena. I-I
just took my eyes off of him for one second.

Well, don't beat
yourself up, sam. I mean, dogs run away.

That's why we inject microchips
into their necks, right?

I mean, yes, we do.
Don't we put things in your neck?

I'm trying to get one into Chase,
but he's a light sleeper, so...

well, thank you.
Bye. Bye.

Oh, hey, thanks for finding him.
Where was he?

Side street...

Oh. Staring in the
window of a shoe store.

You know, the thing
is, before he got lost,

it's like a small part of me was
wishing i had never gotten him,

but then when he was gone,
all i could think about was, please be okay.

Well, he does sort of grow on ya. Yeah.

You know, maybe tomorrow we could take
him to the park. No, I'm giving him away.

What? Wait. Sam.

No, i'm not ready to feel like that...

thinking and worrying
that much about something.

I mean, I get lost myself,
like, nine times a day.

I'm already enough to handle. Well, sure.

Yeah, wh-whatever you want.

I mean, it's up to you.
I mean, why start including me in any decisions around here?

Hey, Todd? Do you know
where the corkscrew is?

I know we had it when we
snuck wine in the movies.

What's this?
Oh, it's nothing. Give it to me.

Baby names? Oh, it was on sale.

I collect names. Give it.

Hmm. You highlighted some. Let's see.

"Cynthia"... no.

And Holden. Holden Deepler.

Oh, God, i would have no
problem spanking that kid.

I was goofing around. You
said you might be pregnant.

When? Three days ago.

You were gonna take a test.
I did. I passed. No baby.

Wait. You took the
test without me there?

What, you wanted to watch me pee?

Because, you know, i could
direct you to some web sites, if that's what you're into.

No, forget it. No baby...
that's all i wanted to know. It's great.

I'll just open up the wine.

How about Gaylord? Gaylord deepler?

Here. Stay there.

Hey. Why are you acting this way?

Because when a guy storms out of a room,
he likes to slam a door,

and i don't have a door,
and you can't slam a couch.

Look, i'm sorry i didn't
involve you in this... or anything.

I just...

I can't play house with you, okay?

Huh? I mean, it's hard
enough living here, remembering we're not together,

and then you bring in
something to care about and expect us to act like a family,

and i have to remember,
we're not that either.

See? This is what I mean...
someone so self-involved

that doesn't even realize that
you're going through something should not be raising a baby.

Yet.

Don't move. He's sleeping.

Wait. Wh-wh-what? I have
to stand here all night?

Yeah. I'll get you a
blanket. No, no, no. Sam. Sam.

Shh. Don't move. Don't you move.

It is kind of remarkable we
have this instinct to nurture,

to raise another living creature.

Do we do it to feel important?
To be the center of someone's universe?

That's more like it. Oh!

maybe we want it to turn us
into someone we want to be

but aren't ready to be. Here you go.

Someday, maybe, just not yet.

being a parent is pretty
much all sacrifice,

so until i can give another
person all that it takes,

i'm gonna stick to my
plants, Holden and Cynthia.

You can leave these things
anywhere, and they stay put.

Sorry, Frank!

and at least now i know
that when i am ready,

i might not have to fly solo.

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