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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,010 --> 00:00:03,110 Being single is completely underrated. 2 00:00:03,210 --> 00:00:05,710 You can use up all the hot water for long baths, 3 00:00:05,910 --> 00:00:07,210 Not share the popcorn 4 00:00:07,410 --> 00:00:10,110 And hog the remote to flip through 500 channels. 5 00:00:10,410 --> 00:00:12,010 This is helpful if you have amnesia. 6 00:00:12,110 --> 00:00:13,510 You can fill in decades of info 7 00:00:13,610 --> 00:00:16,110 In the time it takes your nail polish to dry. 8 00:00:16,610 --> 00:00:19,110 Did you know that hitler had a mistress? What a jerk. 9 00:00:19,210 --> 00:00:21,010 - History channel again? - Yeah. 10 00:00:21,110 --> 00:00:23,810 I only caught the second half, But i think i pretty much got the gist. 11 00:00:24,410 --> 00:00:27,110 Oh,look at this. You can send coffee to the troops. 12 00:00:27,210 --> 00:00:28,410 No. Put it down. 13 00:00:28,510 --> 00:00:30,410 Why? It's a very nice thing to do. 14 00:00:30,710 --> 00:00:32,010 Yeah,i thought it was a nice thing,too, 15 00:00:32,110 --> 00:00:34,510 So i sent a pound of sumatra dark and a note 16 00:00:34,610 --> 00:00:37,510 And got a note back From captain randy holt saying thank you, 17 00:00:37,610 --> 00:00:40,810 And so i,just to be polite, e-Mailed back,"you're welcome," 18 00:00:40,910 --> 00:00:43,110 And then he e-Mailed me back, "what's up?" 19 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:45,610 So now i feel like i'm cheating on chase and i led him on, 20 00:00:45,710 --> 00:00:47,110 And i'm a coffee tease. 21 00:00:47,810 --> 00:00:49,310 "Coffee,teas." 22 00:00:49,410 --> 00:00:51,810 - See? The whole store knows! - Oh,come on. Calm down. 23 00:00:51,910 --> 00:00:54,010 You are not cheating on chase. 24 00:00:54,110 --> 00:00:57,610 All right? He's just a lonely soldier who wants news from home. 25 00:00:57,910 --> 00:01:00,710 You know,just keep it to, like,small talk,you know? 26 00:01:01,110 --> 00:01:02,810 Boring stuff, like,oh,you know what? 27 00:01:02,910 --> 00:01:05,110 Why don't you tell him that story you told me three times 28 00:01:05,210 --> 00:01:06,610 About your broken fridge... 29 00:01:06,710 --> 00:01:07,310 hey. 30 00:01:07,410 --> 00:01:09,510 Which i found thrilling, but i think in his day, 31 00:01:09,610 --> 00:01:12,410 It would be a nice break from all the excitement. 32 00:01:13,010 --> 00:01:14,110 Hey,andrea... 33 00:01:14,110 --> 00:01:15,410 Shh. I'm on a date. 34 00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:17,110 You and tony dane are still texting? 35 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,310 - Come on. When are you gonna meet him? - Bup. Bup. 36 00:01:19,710 --> 00:01:22,010 Look,i know he's a big basketball star and everything, 37 00:01:22,110 --> 00:01:23,310 But,you know, he should take the time-- 38 00:01:23,410 --> 00:01:25,410 - Bup. Bah. - Okay,why are you "bupping" me? 39 00:01:25,910 --> 00:01:27,210 Look,it's okay. 40 00:01:27,410 --> 00:01:29,210 You know,just 'cause i'm not dating anyone 41 00:01:29,310 --> 00:01:31,610 Doesn't mean that you can't talk to me about your relationship. 42 00:01:31,710 --> 00:01:33,110 That is exactly what it means. 43 00:01:33,210 --> 00:01:35,710 Every time you're not dating someone and i am, 44 00:01:35,810 --> 00:01:37,610 You do everything you can to try and break us up. 45 00:01:37,710 --> 00:01:39,610 Oh,come on. I will never do... 46 00:01:39,710 --> 00:01:41,510 Oh,and of course,i'm wrong. 47 00:01:41,910 --> 00:01:45,310 I'm gonna go to the little girls'room. I'll be right back. 48 00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:51,210 You guys make a great couple. 49 00:01:51,410 --> 00:01:52,110 - Mm-Hmm. - Yeah. 50 00:01:52,110 --> 00:01:55,110 Andrea must be really happy If she's gonna try and go off her meds again. 51 00:01:55,710 --> 00:01:56,810 Whoa. 52 00:01:57,610 --> 00:01:58,710 You work out,huh? 53 00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:00,410 Huh. 54 00:02:00,610 --> 00:02:03,610 That'll be helpful when andrea's husband gets out of prison. 55 00:02:05,410 --> 00:02:06,810 Seriously? 56 00:02:07,110 --> 00:02:10,310 You don't recognize her from her "film" career? 57 00:02:10,610 --> 00:02:11,610 No? 58 00:02:13,410 --> 00:02:16,610 All right,look,i know that used to happen,but i am... 59 00:02:16,610 --> 00:02:17,410 - different now. - different now. 60 00:02:17,510 --> 00:02:21,010 - We know. - Fine. Whatever. I will back off. 61 00:02:21,110 --> 00:02:23,510 I just thought it would be a nice story to tell your kids, 62 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:26,210 That mommy and daddy actually met once. 63 00:02:26,310 --> 00:02:27,510 Look,we're trying to meet. 64 00:02:27,610 --> 00:02:31,310 We're just very high-Powered people with very busy schedules. 65 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:32,210 Oh. 66 00:02:32,310 --> 00:02:34,010 Yeah,but it kinda seems like he's the one who's always 67 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:35,310 - Canceling on you-- - Bup. Bup. Bup. 68 00:02:35,410 --> 00:02:37,100 Bup. Bah. Bah. Bah. I know. 69 00:02:37,110 --> 00:02:39,090 -=http://sfile.ydy.com=- proudly presents 70 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:44,090 -=http://sfile.ydy.com=- ·­Ò룺 720p aydin1954 - addic7ed.com 71 00:02:44,100 --> 00:02:46,090 Samantha Who? Season02 Episode10 72 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:48,210 All right,turn on the tube. The game starts in five minutes. 73 00:02:48,510 --> 00:02:49,910 What channel is it on? 74 00:02:50,610 --> 00:02:53,010 Todd? It's cameron. I didn't hear from you. 75 00:02:53,110 --> 00:02:55,510 I just called to see if you wanted to meet up some time. 76 00:02:57,910 --> 00:02:58,610 Cameron? 77 00:02:58,710 --> 00:03:01,010 The dancer with the legs and the daddy issues. 78 00:03:01,110 --> 00:03:02,410 What the hell,man? 79 00:03:02,810 --> 00:03:04,410 It's not my call. I don't know. 80 00:03:04,710 --> 00:03:07,910 Man,i'd be all over that. And that girl at the deli? 81 00:03:08,110 --> 00:03:09,710 "Take a number. Here's mine." 82 00:03:09,910 --> 00:03:12,910 They're dropping from trees out there. What are you hanging around here for? 83 00:03:13,910 --> 00:03:15,310 - Hey,guys. - Hey. 84 00:03:15,610 --> 00:03:16,610 Hey. 85 00:03:20,010 --> 00:03:21,010 Shut up. 86 00:03:21,210 --> 00:03:24,410 Todd,come on. What are you doing,man? 87 00:03:25,110 --> 00:03:28,110 Well,you know,we've been hanging out a lot lately--movies,dinners. 88 00:03:28,410 --> 00:03:30,510 You know,maybe it'll grow from friends into something else. 89 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:33,910 Todd,listen to me. You are quickly becoming gay roommate. 90 00:03:34,110 --> 00:03:35,610 If you want it to turn into something, 91 00:03:35,810 --> 00:03:36,910 You gotta make her miss you. 92 00:03:37,110 --> 00:03:41,110 - We live in the same apartment. - Then get out. Be less available. 93 00:03:41,210 --> 00:03:43,010 All right? Sam is smart. 94 00:03:43,210 --> 00:03:45,610 Why buy the bull when you can castrate it for free? 95 00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:47,910 - Wow. That's--That's beautiful,man. - Mm-Hmm. 96 00:03:47,910 --> 00:03:49,710 Hey. Hey,seth... 97 00:03:49,810 --> 00:03:52,410 - You work for tony dane,right? - Towel boy. 98 00:03:52,610 --> 00:03:53,910 Mock if you will,my friend, 99 00:03:54,010 --> 00:03:55,710 but if it weren't for me, he'd always be wet. 100 00:03:56,110 --> 00:03:56,810 Yeah,well,you know, 101 00:03:56,910 --> 00:03:58,910 I don't like the way that he is treating andrea. 102 00:03:59,010 --> 00:04:01,010 I mean,what--Why is he stringing her along? 103 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:02,410 I mean,does he not like her or something? 104 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:05,710 I mean,what is he afraid of commitment? Like,what's the deal? 105 00:04:05,810 --> 00:04:09,210 Well,i don't know. I'll--I'll The next time we get our nails done. 106 00:04:09,310 --> 00:04:11,210 Look,i need to talk to him,ok? 107 00:04:11,310 --> 00:04:13,310 - Why? - Because i owe her. 108 00:04:13,410 --> 00:04:16,410 Look,i just need a way to get to him... sethy. 109 00:04:19,410 --> 00:04:20,310 So what,i just go in? 110 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,910 This is what you wanted. Now here is your press pass. 111 00:04:23,010 --> 00:04:25,610 If you get caught or captured, i don't know you, 112 00:04:25,710 --> 00:04:28,710 Because believe it or not,it is possible for me to be demoted. 113 00:04:28,910 --> 00:04:31,010 Really? Wow. Okay. 114 00:04:33,710 --> 00:04:36,610 Good game. Good game. Way to play. Way to play. 115 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:39,210 Oh,i'm sorry about that. Ooh,that's a whole lot of naked. 116 00:04:39,310 --> 00:04:42,210 - That's a whole... - how did u guys give up 20 unanswered points in the fourth quarter? 117 00:04:42,510 --> 00:04:43,810 We gotta come to play every night. 118 00:04:43,910 --> 00:04:45,710 Anyone in this league can beat you any night of the week, 119 00:04:45,810 --> 00:04:49,510 So...you gotta rely on your teammates. Any more questions? 120 00:04:50,110 --> 00:04:52,610 Why do you keep canceling on Andrea Belladonna? 121 00:04:52,810 --> 00:04:54,010 What paper are you with? 122 00:04:54,110 --> 00:04:56,210 I happen to be with,uh... 123 00:04:58,110 --> 00:04:59,610 "Heinie" magazine. 124 00:05:00,010 --> 00:05:01,610 Anyway,why do you keep canceling on her? 125 00:05:01,710 --> 00:05:04,510 What--What is it,are you a commitment phobe or a big fat liar? 126 00:05:04,610 --> 00:05:05,810 Which is it? 127 00:05:06,010 --> 00:05:08,210 I'm not canceling on her. She's canceling on me. 128 00:05:08,810 --> 00:05:11,210 Really? That's weird. 129 00:05:15,310 --> 00:05:16,510 Hey,andrea. 130 00:05:16,810 --> 00:05:20,010 - What did you do? - Me? Nothin'.This and that. 131 00:05:20,410 --> 00:05:22,910 - You? - Oh,me? Me? 132 00:05:23,010 --> 00:05:25,110 I got a text message from tony dane. 133 00:05:25,410 --> 00:05:27,910 He said,"some crazy blonde came into my locker room 134 00:05:28,010 --> 00:05:30,510 And accused me of always canceling on you." 135 00:05:31,410 --> 00:05:34,510 That paris hilton. God,she's everywhere. 136 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:36,110 You just had to get involved,didn't you? 137 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:38,710 - I told you to leave it alone. - Yeah,well,you know what? 138 00:05:38,810 --> 00:05:41,010 You also told me that he was canceling on you. 139 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:43,610 So you know what? You lied to me, And i--That's one of the sins. 140 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:44,610 Don't even! 141 00:05:44,710 --> 00:05:46,210 Why don't you want to see him? 142 00:05:46,410 --> 00:05:48,810 Because! Because it is perfect. 143 00:05:48,910 --> 00:05:52,810 We text each other all the time. We-We share things. We never fight. 144 00:05:52,910 --> 00:05:56,910 It is the best relationship i've ever had,And you just destroyed it. 145 00:05:59,410 --> 00:06:00,710 I guess you managed to hear all that. 146 00:06:01,010 --> 00:06:02,010 Some. 147 00:06:02,110 --> 00:06:04,010 Mostly,i was writing a poem. 148 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:08,710 Ooh. Blah. 149 00:06:14,910 --> 00:06:16,510 Excuse me. Excuse me. 150 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:18,110 Hey. 151 00:06:18,210 --> 00:06:23,010 I am completely afraid That a bug is gonna crawl down my throat when i'm asleep. 152 00:06:23,110 --> 00:06:25,010 I saw that on the discovery channel Last night. 153 00:06:25,710 --> 00:06:28,310 When did you start thinking that your life needed a narrator? 154 00:06:28,410 --> 00:06:31,010 Everyone is afraid of something,all right? 155 00:06:31,110 --> 00:06:32,810 Go out with tony. 156 00:06:33,210 --> 00:06:35,710 You need more than a text relationship,andrea. 157 00:06:35,810 --> 00:06:37,010 You deserve that. 158 00:06:37,310 --> 00:06:39,510 - And tony likes you. - No. No. 159 00:06:39,610 --> 00:06:41,710 he likes the stuff my phone says i say. 160 00:06:41,910 --> 00:06:44,710 Okay? I mean, i could be this perfect person, 161 00:06:44,810 --> 00:06:47,710 And i plan every word, and i could spell-Check myself. 162 00:06:48,910 --> 00:06:51,810 I mean,what if i meet him, and every word that just comes out of my mouth 163 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:53,710 Is just misspelled? 164 00:06:54,310 --> 00:06:57,410 Well,if that's what you're worried about,i'll go with you. 165 00:06:57,510 --> 00:07:01,010 I'll bring todd. We can be like the ricardos and the mertzes... 166 00:07:01,110 --> 00:07:02,210 The flintstones and the rubbles. 167 00:07:02,310 --> 00:07:03,910 Yeah,i've been watching way too much tv. 168 00:07:04,010 --> 00:07:05,010 Yes. 169 00:07:07,310 --> 00:07:09,010 Mr. Newly,hi. I have a situation. 170 00:07:09,110 --> 00:07:12,610 I've been writing to a soldier in iraq, And i may have mentioned in a letter 171 00:07:12,710 --> 00:07:15,110 That my refrigerator's broken. Today this one showed up. 172 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:17,110 And if my boyfriend-- My real boyfriend,chase, 173 00:07:17,210 --> 00:07:20,210 Sees it at my place, he'll know i'm cheating. 174 00:07:21,310 --> 00:07:23,010 Regina,it's for you! 175 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:24,110 Uh... 176 00:07:25,010 --> 00:07:27,310 Hey,todd,will you bring me my purse? 177 00:07:34,910 --> 00:07:36,010 Hey,is the man of the house at home? 178 00:07:36,210 --> 00:07:38,710 - I was getting this for samantha. - Yeah,that's better. 179 00:07:40,010 --> 00:07:43,610 Oh,um,before i forget,We are going out with andrea tomorrow night,okay? 180 00:07:43,710 --> 00:07:45,010 Hey,seth. 181 00:07:47,410 --> 00:07:48,410 No. 182 00:07:50,310 --> 00:07:52,910 - No? - No. Not available. 183 00:07:53,410 --> 00:07:55,010 Not even gonna say why. 184 00:07:55,110 --> 00:07:59,110 Okay,well,i just thought You might wanna hang out with tony dane, 185 00:07:59,710 --> 00:08:01,110 But i guess i was wrong. 186 00:08:11,110 --> 00:08:13,210 - Okay! Okay. - Yay! 8:00. 187 00:08:13,310 --> 00:08:16,610 This is you playing hard to get,huh? So far i've only seen "get." 188 00:08:16,710 --> 00:08:17,910 I'm hanging out with tony dane. 189 00:08:18,010 --> 00:08:20,710 I can still ignore sam. In fact,this way, She can see me ignore her. 190 00:08:20,810 --> 00:08:22,210 It'll drive her nuts,huh? Up high! 191 00:08:22,310 --> 00:08:23,010 - Gay... - Shut up. 192 00:08:23,110 --> 00:08:24,410 Roommate. 193 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:28,010 This is in farsi. 194 00:08:28,310 --> 00:08:30,210 I should have stopped writing captain randy. 195 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:31,410 Sam said it was okay, 196 00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:34,610 but now look the poor guy is sending me major appliances. 197 00:08:34,710 --> 00:08:37,510 I mean,i-I have to get out of this. It's tearing me apart. 198 00:08:37,610 --> 00:08:39,410 I can't keep living two lives. 199 00:08:39,810 --> 00:08:41,110 Honey,i don't think you're living one. 200 00:08:43,110 --> 00:08:44,410 You gotta break up with this guy. 201 00:08:44,610 --> 00:08:47,810 I can't break up with a soldier.I have a "support the troops" sticker on my car. 202 00:08:47,910 --> 00:08:49,610 Oh,then let me do it. Please? 203 00:08:49,710 --> 00:08:52,710 I haven't broken up with anyone for so long. It'll make me feel like a teenager. 204 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:54,410 No,it's my responsibility. 205 00:08:54,610 --> 00:08:57,610 I'm--I'm just gonna go and--And do it now. 206 00:08:57,910 --> 00:09:00,610 Fine. Leave, but don't come back. 207 00:09:01,810 --> 00:09:03,610 - Excuse me? - No. 208 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:05,910 Please don't... 209 00:09:06,410 --> 00:09:08,510 Don't make this any harder than it needs to be. 210 00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:12,810 We had our chance, but our chance came and went. 211 00:09:13,610 --> 00:09:14,710 People change. 212 00:09:15,210 --> 00:09:16,510 So just... 213 00:09:17,010 --> 00:09:18,710 Just walk away... 214 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:21,410 And always remember the times that we had. 215 00:09:26,710 --> 00:09:29,310 Oh! Oh! 216 00:09:29,510 --> 00:09:31,110 You are so hired. 217 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,510 Hello? Thirsty. 218 00:09:38,910 --> 00:09:39,910 - Mm. - My drink? 219 00:09:40,210 --> 00:09:41,910 Uh,you know, I-I forgot you were there 220 00:09:42,410 --> 00:09:44,710 - Ahem. - You know what? I should go. 221 00:09:44,910 --> 00:09:47,210 Yeah,i have a big tort complaint to prepare for, 222 00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:49,810 And you don't even know what that is, So you can't say i'm lying. 223 00:09:50,010 --> 00:09:52,810 - Yeah. - Here he comes. 224 00:09:53,210 --> 00:09:55,010 You see? He hates me. 225 00:09:55,210 --> 00:09:56,810 He doesn't. Just breathe,okay? 226 00:10:00,310 --> 00:10:03,610 Andrea? Oh,it was definitely worth the wait. 227 00:10:05,110 --> 00:10:06,410 High-Lo. 228 00:10:07,010 --> 00:10:10,410 I mean to say "hi," And--And then i thought,"hello," 229 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:13,310 And it came out like,"high-Lo." 230 00:10:14,510 --> 00:10:15,910 Let me start again. 231 00:10:16,910 --> 00:10:18,010 High-Lo. 232 00:10:20,610 --> 00:10:22,610 Now philly-- That's a tough town to play in. 233 00:10:22,710 --> 00:10:23,710 Huh. 234 00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:25,710 So are you two together or what? 235 00:10:25,910 --> 00:10:29,910 - Uh,well,we used to be,but now we just live together. - Nope. I'm alone. Lone wolf. 236 00:10:32,810 --> 00:10:34,110 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 237 00:10:34,210 --> 00:10:35,610 Yeah. 238 00:10:37,810 --> 00:10:38,710 Oh,excuse me. 239 00:10:59,710 --> 00:11:01,110 - Gay? - Trust me. 240 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:03,510 Yeah,well, he wasn't before he went. 241 00:11:03,810 --> 00:11:06,810 He--He took the urinal right next to me, And then there was a look. 242 00:11:07,010 --> 00:11:08,210 How does that make him gay? 243 00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:10,610 - And then there was a nod. - Okay,a look and a nod. 244 00:11:10,710 --> 00:11:11,610 - That's it? - And smile. 245 00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:13,210 There was a look, a nod and a smile,sam. 246 00:11:13,410 --> 00:11:14,910 The only thing missing was ice skates. 247 00:11:15,210 --> 00:11:17,610 - Ice skates? - Well,figure skaters are gay,right? 248 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:19,810 Look,i-I don't know. This is not my scene. 249 00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:22,010 Sam. Sam,come here. 250 00:11:22,210 --> 00:11:24,410 Do not say anything,all right? This is going really well, 251 00:11:24,510 --> 00:11:27,910 And i'm not gonna let anything screw it up. Okay? 252 00:11:29,410 --> 00:11:30,210 Yeah? 253 00:11:30,310 --> 00:11:32,610 Tony just said the most amazing thing. Go ahead. Say it again. 254 00:11:32,810 --> 00:11:35,510 - I just said i liked her shoes. - No,no,no. 255 00:11:35,610 --> 00:11:38,410 He said he liked my vintage lacroix shoes. 256 00:11:38,510 --> 00:11:41,310 I mean,really,what kind of man notices something like that? 257 00:11:41,510 --> 00:11:43,010 Sam,thoughts? 258 00:11:49,410 --> 00:11:51,110 Look at her. She likes him. 259 00:11:52,110 --> 00:11:54,210 Maybe she can change him. It's possible,you know. 260 00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:56,510 They have camps for that. I saw it on the bible channel. 261 00:11:56,610 --> 00:11:58,410 - Look,just tell her. - Tell her what? 262 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,810 That she's in love with a gay man? I can't tell her that. 263 00:12:01,010 --> 00:12:03,710 She's just gonna think that i'm sabotaging her relationship again. 264 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:04,610 Okay,so don't tell her. 265 00:12:04,710 --> 00:12:06,810 She's in love with a gay man, todd. How can i not tell her? 266 00:12:07,010 --> 00:12:08,110 She's gonna get hurt. 267 00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:10,710 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You're right. You're right. 268 00:12:10,810 --> 00:12:12,510 I don't tell her. I show her. 269 00:12:12,710 --> 00:12:15,710 So if she sees it for herself, then she can't be mad at me,right? 270 00:12:15,810 --> 00:12:17,810 Thank you so much. You are such a good friend. Oh! 271 00:12:17,910 --> 00:12:20,310 Wait. Friend? No,no,no, I'm not your... 272 00:12:22,210 --> 00:12:23,010 Damn it. 273 00:12:25,810 --> 00:12:27,210 Hmm? Like it? 274 00:12:27,610 --> 00:12:29,910 "Hey,look at me. I'm a breakup artist." 275 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,310 Nice stove. 276 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:32,810 I'm sorry. 277 00:12:33,110 --> 00:12:35,510 He wrote and told me how hard it was for him over there,and i wanted to relate, 278 00:12:35,610 --> 00:12:38,810 So...i told him the pilot light on my stove kept going out. 279 00:12:38,910 --> 00:12:41,010 You were supposed to be helping me out of this. 280 00:12:41,310 --> 00:12:42,810 I couldn't do it. 281 00:12:42,810 --> 00:12:44,810 I might be the only thing keeping him alive at night. 282 00:12:45,610 --> 00:12:46,710 Who are you keeping alive at night? 283 00:12:47,010 --> 00:12:49,810 - My soldier. - Oh,i'll break up with him. 284 00:12:50,010 --> 00:12:51,710 I fire people all the time. No problem. 285 00:12:51,910 --> 00:12:54,110 But nobody buys my wife a stove. 286 00:12:54,210 --> 00:12:55,310 Including you. 287 00:12:55,410 --> 00:12:56,510 Damn right. 288 00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,210 Look at it. 289 00:12:59,410 --> 00:13:01,110 You begged for it. Look at it. 290 00:13:01,510 --> 00:13:05,310 Tony,you know,um,todd and i were--Were talking this morning 291 00:13:05,510 --> 00:13:07,910 About what our favorite characters On "sex and the city" were, 292 00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:11,210 And i was just curious what yours was. 293 00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:14,510 You know,i've--I've never-- I've never seen "sex and the city." 294 00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:15,510 Mm-Hmm. 295 00:13:15,610 --> 00:13:16,610 That's okay. 296 00:13:17,110 --> 00:13:19,210 You know,let's put on some music,all right? 297 00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:21,910 Hey,tony,you can pick, 'cause you're--You're the guest. 298 00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:24,710 Um,we have foo fighters, 299 00:13:25,010 --> 00:13:26,010 Metallica, 300 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,710 "Mamma mia." 301 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:32,210 Hey,what's your favorite musical,tony? 302 00:13:32,410 --> 00:13:34,510 I'm really not into musicals. 303 00:13:34,610 --> 00:13:36,710 Oh,really? So we're gonna play it that way,huh? 304 00:13:37,510 --> 00:13:40,510 Uh,andrea,i need to get some more wine. Will you help me open up a bottle? 305 00:13:40,610 --> 00:13:41,810 - Okay - good. 306 00:13:42,710 --> 00:13:44,610 You guys have fun. 307 00:13:47,210 --> 00:13:48,110 I like him. 308 00:13:48,810 --> 00:13:51,510 Oh,me,too. You know,i think we-- 309 00:13:51,610 --> 00:13:53,110 I think you should have sex with him. 310 00:13:53,210 --> 00:13:55,510 - What? - Yeah,right now. Just try. 311 00:13:55,610 --> 00:13:57,810 And then ob-Observe what happens,you know? 312 00:13:57,910 --> 00:13:59,310 If he says he's not in the mood,then... 313 00:13:59,410 --> 00:14:03,010 then you tell him to get in the mood or explain why not. Okay? 314 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,910 - That sounds kinda hot. - Yeah,it is,kinda. 315 00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:08,410 But i like him. I really do. 316 00:14:08,510 --> 00:14:11,110 I think i kinda want to take it slow with him. 317 00:14:11,910 --> 00:14:13,310 Oh,my god. 318 00:14:13,410 --> 00:14:16,110 Maybe some of the new u is rubbing off on me. 319 00:14:16,410 --> 00:14:17,510 Ah. 320 00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:21,110 Now? 321 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,110 Oh,god. 322 00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:26,110 What are you doing leaving me out there with him? 323 00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:29,910 - I'm a pleaser. You know that. - Look, Andrea is just not getting it. 324 00:14:30,810 --> 00:14:33,110 - I need you to sleep with tony dane. - Sorry? 325 00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:34,510 Well,we already know that he likes you, 326 00:14:34,610 --> 00:14:37,210 So we just need him to,like, hion you in front of her. 327 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,010 Oh,i know what we could do. We could go in there. 328 00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:41,810 We could--We could all start dancing,and then i-I'll switch, 329 00:14:41,910 --> 00:14:43,010 And then you can start dancing with tony... 330 00:14:43,110 --> 00:14:45,010 - wait,wait,wait,wait. - And i'll start dancing with-- You and i will switch with them. 331 00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:46,210 - No. No,no,no. - Then you start dancing with him. 332 00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:49,510 - Let's just open this up a little bit. Let me just open this up. - Will you just cut it out? 333 00:14:49,610 --> 00:14:52,110 - Put some oil on there because i think it needs to shimmer. - Stop. Stop it! 334 00:14:52,210 --> 00:14:54,310 What you doing? I'm not your toy, 335 00:14:54,510 --> 00:14:58,010 i'm not your pal,i'm not your girlfriend, and i'm not your gay roommate. 336 00:14:58,110 --> 00:15:00,010 I'm here,okay? Right here. 337 00:15:00,510 --> 00:15:02,310 And i guess that's the problem. 338 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,010 Drama queen,huh? 339 00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:13,410 Snap. 340 00:15:14,810 --> 00:15:16,210 - Where's andrea? - Uh,bathroom. 341 00:15:16,310 --> 00:15:19,410 Oh,good. Then it's just the two of us. 342 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,110 All right,tony,come on. You can be straight with me. 343 00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:26,110 - I-I'm sorry. That's a very poor choice of words. - What you talking about? 344 00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:28,110 - Tony,i think you know. - Do i? 345 00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:32,110 Tony,i know what happened in the men's room with todd,okay? 346 00:15:32,210 --> 00:15:34,010 And--And--And andrea is my best friend, 347 00:15:34,110 --> 00:15:36,210 And i'm not gonna stand by and let her get hurt. 348 00:15:36,410 --> 00:15:38,010 Look,she's gonna understand, 349 00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:42,110 you know?I-I have admitted so many horrible things to her,And she's always forgiven me. 350 00:15:42,210 --> 00:15:45,310 Not that being gay is horrible Or--Or needs to be forgiven or anything like that. 351 00:15:45,510 --> 00:15:48,310 I actually think it's good. I think it's--It's--Go,gays! 352 00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:49,510 So... 353 00:15:52,310 --> 00:15:53,310 - Hey. - Hey. 354 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:54,910 Uh,what's going on? 355 00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:58,310 Andrea,um... 356 00:15:59,410 --> 00:16:01,410 This i't easy to say. 357 00:16:01,910 --> 00:16:03,810 It's okay. It's okay,tony. It's all right. 358 00:16:03,910 --> 00:16:07,410 Andrea,tony has something that he needs to tell you. 359 00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:10,010 - Sam tried to hit on me. - What?! 360 00:16:10,110 --> 00:16:11,110 Sam! 361 00:16:11,110 --> 00:16:12,410 No! No. What? 362 00:16:12,410 --> 00:16:13,810 And i-I don't want to come between the two of you, 363 00:16:13,910 --> 00:16:15,810 But i think,you know, we should--We should just go. 364 00:16:15,910 --> 00:16:18,710 I was not hitting on him.I was not hitting on you. 365 00:16:18,810 --> 00:16:20,410 I was--Why would i hit on him? 366 00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:21,810 He's gay! 367 00:16:22,410 --> 00:16:23,810 Yeah,you're gay. 368 00:16:24,210 --> 00:16:25,210 He's gay. 369 00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:27,210 There. Oh,god,i said it. I said it. 370 00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:29,610 Whew. Big weight lifted now. 371 00:16:29,810 --> 00:16:32,610 Oh,honey,he is gay. 372 00:16:33,210 --> 00:16:34,610 Oh,my god. 373 00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:39,310 Honestly,sam, A new low,even for you. 374 00:16:39,410 --> 00:16:40,810 - What? No. - Mm! 375 00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:42,510 He's gay. 376 00:16:42,910 --> 00:16:44,810 He was staring at todd's... 377 00:16:44,110 --> 00:16:49,610 Maybe i do have some sort of pathological need to destroy all of her relationships. 378 00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:52,110 You know,it's,like,i don't know if tony dane is gay. 379 00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:53,410 I could be totally wrong. 380 00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:55,010 My boyfriend in college was gay. 381 00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:57,010 We didn't know it at the time. I mean,he knew it, 382 00:16:57,110 --> 00:17:01,110 And all the members of the,you know, man alive choir,But i did not see it. 383 00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:03,710 Yeah. Now andrea hasn't called me back for two days. 384 00:17:03,910 --> 00:17:06,510 Todd's avoiding me. He leaves before i even get up. 385 00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:08,110 Well,did you do something make him mad? 386 00:17:08,210 --> 00:17:11,210 Like ask him to oil up and seduce tony dane? 387 00:17:11,610 --> 00:17:13,510 Hmm. No. Just that. 388 00:17:16,310 --> 00:17:17,310 Hi. 389 00:17:17,710 --> 00:17:18,810 Hey,guys. 390 00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:20,110 Hey. 391 00:17:20,410 --> 00:17:22,710 - Guess who's gay. - No one. No one's gay, 392 00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:25,610 And anyone who says that they are Are just kidding themselves. 393 00:17:27,610 --> 00:17:28,810 Tony dane. 394 00:17:29,010 --> 00:17:31,810 Maybe not. Maybe i'm just being narrow-Minded. 395 00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:34,810 You know what? In europe, straight guys--They hold hands, 396 00:17:34,910 --> 00:17:37,110 They walk right on--They walk right on down the street. 397 00:17:37,410 --> 00:17:39,410 No,he's gay. He told me himself. 398 00:17:39,610 --> 00:17:40,310 - He did? - Mm-Hmm. 399 00:17:40,410 --> 00:17:43,510 You know that i was not trying to break you guys up. 400 00:17:43,610 --> 00:17:48,510 Yes,and today we're leaking our relationship to the press. 401 00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:50,110 Okay,i know that i'm the one with amnesia, 402 00:17:50,210 --> 00:17:52,510 But that still means when two guys love each other and they... 403 00:17:52,610 --> 00:17:55,110 - mm-Hmm. Yeah. - No,look,this is all good. 404 00:17:55,310 --> 00:18:00,310 Tony gets to have me on his arm, And i get paparazzi,press and private planes, 405 00:18:00,410 --> 00:18:03,310 And i get to see whoever i want in secret, 406 00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:05,310 So you know what,sam? You were right. 407 00:18:05,410 --> 00:18:08,610 I need more out of a relationship--Fame. 408 00:18:09,410 --> 00:18:10,410 Okay. 409 00:18:11,010 --> 00:18:13,810 - Are you sure that this is what you want? - Yes. Yes. 410 00:18:13,910 --> 00:18:15,410 - Really? - Hey. Bup. 411 00:18:16,410 --> 00:18:19,810 It's just a little weird to have a guy who's just a friend. 412 00:18:20,110 --> 00:18:22,610 It doesn't have to be. I mean,look at me and todd. 413 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,010 No,it only works if one of you is gay. 414 00:18:25,110 --> 00:18:25,810 Why? 415 00:18:25,910 --> 00:18:29,110 Because there's always one of you that wants something more than the other one. 416 00:18:29,110 --> 00:18:30,510 Usually me. 417 00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:32,310 Or todd. 418 00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:34,410 Oh,god. I am such an idiot. 419 00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:36,910 Of course he was mad i was trying to put oil on him. 420 00:18:37,010 --> 00:18:38,110 I mean,who wants to be treated like that? 421 00:18:38,310 --> 00:18:40,010 Chase. He loves it when I take baby oil 422 00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:42,710 Ew. Bup-Bup. Bup-Bup. 423 00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:46,510 I saw this thing the discovery channel or something about the theory of matter, 424 00:18:46,910 --> 00:18:49,110 That matter exists in different forms. 425 00:18:49,810 --> 00:18:51,610 I think the same thing applies to love. 426 00:18:51,910 --> 00:18:55,810 Love is like liquid.It can flow outward and bring life to a desert... 427 00:18:56,110 --> 00:18:57,210 he's very charming. 428 00:18:57,610 --> 00:19:00,410 You know,he's only on leave for a week.Just show him a good time. 429 00:19:00,510 --> 00:19:02,810 I can't show him a good time. You show him a good time. 430 00:19:06,110 --> 00:19:08,510 - Regina,it's for you! - Hey. 431 00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:15,110 Love can be a gas-- Light as air and assuming the shape of its container... 432 00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:20,410 I mean,it's crazy. I have been so busy with other people's lives 433 00:19:20,510 --> 00:19:22,910 That i have paid no attention to what's happening in mine. 434 00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:24,110 Like todd 435 00:19:24,210 --> 00:19:26,810 I mean,if he has feelings for me, We need to talk about that 436 00:19:27,110 --> 00:19:29,910 And about my feelings about his feelings for me 437 00:19:30,010 --> 00:19:33,310 Or if i have feelings for him and my feelings about that. 438 00:19:33,510 --> 00:19:34,510 You know? 439 00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:40,910 So i'm just gonna open up some wine And settle in for a nice chat. 440 00:19:41,510 --> 00:19:44,710 White wine and feelings-- He's a very lucky man. 441 00:19:45,410 --> 00:19:46,610 Good night,miss newly. 442 00:19:46,710 --> 00:19:48,010 Good night,frank. 443 00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:53,710 Hey,todd? 444 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:57,310 Hey. Can we just talk about some-- 445 00:19:58,210 --> 00:19:59,210 Hi. 446 00:20:00,410 --> 00:20:01,510 You there. 447 00:20:01,710 --> 00:20:02,610 Hi. 448 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,010 Hi. 449 00:20:04,110 --> 00:20:06,410 Sam,this is cameron. 450 00:20:06,910 --> 00:20:08,010 We were just going out. 451 00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:10,810 Yeah. Okay,good. Hi. 452 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,810 Th's--You'll like that. Yeah. And him. 453 00:20:14,110 --> 00:20:17,310 You'll like him, 'cause he's not... gay. 454 00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:19,610 You wanted to talk? 455 00:20:19,810 --> 00:20:22,510 Hmm? Me? No. I'm good. 456 00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:24,710 Have fun. Yeah. 457 00:20:24,810 --> 00:20:28,310 Plus,i only got enough wine for one,so... 458 00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:30,910 So yeah. 459 00:20:38,810 --> 00:20:41,910 And like matter,love can't be created or destroyed. 460 00:20:42,010 --> 00:20:45,010 It's always there, even if you can't see it, 461 00:20:46,610 --> 00:20:49,310 Even if it's right there in front of you. 462 00:20:49,410 --> 00:20:53,410 -=ÒÁµéÔ°ÃÀ¾ç http://sfile.ydy.com=- ÈÙÓþ³öÆ· ±¾×ÖĻ½ö¹©Ñ§Ï°½»Á÷£¬ÑϽûÓÃÓÚÉÌҵ;¾♪ 463 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:58,010 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36215

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