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one of the nice things
about having best friends
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is that they are with you
through the good times and bad.
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it means you can kind of check
in with them to see how you're doing.
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tonight i can tell that it
was one of the good times
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and that i'm the only one who's sober.
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no! no! boo! oh,no! boo!
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shh. listen,be quiet. there is
a police car behind us,okay?
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i hate that feeling i get in
my stomach when i see cops.
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i know. it's like,"why you
gotta be rolling up on me,5-0?"
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right? oh. everyone gets that feeling.
you didn't even do anything,
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and then you start to think,
"oh. i think i did something. "
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yeah,but you guys know
that you didn't do anything.
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i might have done something.
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i st don't remember if i did anything. ugh.
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no,just relax. ten and two.
ten and two. ten and two.
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i'm cool.
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he knows.
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www.1000fr.com presents
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Capture:Ïķç
Sync:Dear.Ryan
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Samantha Who S2 ep05
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they're gonna send me
to prison. you pulled over
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after one block. how bad could it be?
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i don't know. i don't know.
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i mean,i-i-i might have a
record or-or-or an alias.
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i might not even be the person
that i don't remember that i am
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that probably would have come
up when they revoked your license.
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i'm gonna get shanked.
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okay,you know what you should do?
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call your brain doctor and
see if he'll write you a note.
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i'll starve in prison.
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i saw this mie once where steve
mcqueen actually had to eat a spider.
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it was a centipede.
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well,in that case,yummy.
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why don't you just find a lawyer,
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see if he can reduce the charges?
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andrea's doing it right now.
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w- you-you really want
andrea handling this?
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she's on it,todd.
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why are you getting tense with me?
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no,i'm not getting tense
with you,okay? i'm just tense.
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so instead of sitting here,
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telling me all the things
i should be doing,
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can we just take a few seconds to
talk about how much this sucks?
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okay. yes,this sucks
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i know.
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so you know what you should do?
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- todd!
- what?
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i don't know why you bring up a
problem if you don't want a solution.
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ma you don't understand me at all.
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you don't understand me at all.
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i am not getting on that plane,todd.
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but you're the one that wanted to
wake up in the morning and see paris.
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you seriously thought that i was gonna
go to europe on a flight with a layover?
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i wanted to see paris,todd.
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i didn't want to see paris d houston.
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disposal's broken. should i fix it
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or just tell it how much that sucks?
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i'm sorry about paris.
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we didn't wake up to see paris.
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oh,that's okay. it was more
your wish than mine.
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you know,it's a shame that,uh,
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you're in the remembering
phase of our relationship,
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because i'm more in the
"trying to forget" phase.
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oh. okay,well,then while you're at that,
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maybe you can try and forget
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that i put artichoke
leaves down the disposal.
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so... what is it? what's the verdict?
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it's not good. oh,my god.
i'm eating centipedes.
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i got your file.
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okay,a few drunk and disorderlies.
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you punched out an ex-boyfriend.
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you stole a christmas tree from a house.
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okay,well,come on.
come on. what did i get?
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i tried my best. i am so sorry.
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so that's it? jail?
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worse.
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community service.
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really?
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doing good is what i wanted.
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ha ha! joke's on them.
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picking up trash by the
ghway for a hundred hours-
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does that sound fun to you?
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well,maybe not that.
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- what do they offer indoors?
- jail.
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give me that.
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ah,here's one- "neighborhood workbench-
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rebuild homes in struggling
neighborhoods. " perfect.
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um,hi. i'm here to help.
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hi. hi.
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i'm allison. we're always happy
to have a new volunteer.
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oh,great.
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name?
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samantha newly.
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oh. court-ordered.
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over here.
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so,uh,what can i d
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i,um,i-i-i kind of have
a great eye for desi
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and,um,also,i was a real estate...
professional,so i worked on a lot...
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of really big commercial projects. okay.
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i've got a lot of experience,
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so i really am good with all of this.
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i need you to sort these nails.
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oh,no. see,i-i-i came
here to hp with everything,
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no,i just want to help.
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oh. okay.
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then why don't you help sort these nails?
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okay.
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welcome to the bad kids table.
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yeah,no,um,actually,that's not-
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i didn't sign up for this part of it.
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no offense. i-i think there's
some sort of mix-up.
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i just kind of thought
it was gonna be,like,
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nonstop making a difference,
but someone won't let me.
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all right,well,you can help me.
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thanks.
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come here often?
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three times-
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shoplifting,punched someone at a wedding,
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and,uh,there was a little mix-up
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over using someone else's identity.
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apparently,if i don't get my act together,
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next stop is jail.
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no. you know what?
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was just like you- i mean,sort of-
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but i'm not anymore.
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i- i was-i was hit by a car,
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and i-it changed my entirlife.
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change.
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i'm just so over people telling me
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i can change if i put my mind to it.
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i- i'm sorry,
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but not everyone's lucky
enough to get hit by a car.
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hi. i'm samantha newly,
and i will be your car.
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beep,beep!
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i won't do that again.
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so then i told my manager,"you
know,i'm not cleaning that up,"
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and he's all like,"fine.
you're fired," and i was like,
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"fine,and you're sleeping alone tonight. "
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damn it.
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it's my stupid roommate. um,i better answer this.
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isn't she great?
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yeah. she's great.
come on. let's ditch her.
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no. no,we're gonna help her.
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who? help what? oh. i'm in.
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we're gonna help natalie
turn her life around.
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oh. what? no. again?
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why do you have to worry
about saving the whole world?
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no,no,no,no. i'm not.
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i just figure if i save one person
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oh,my god. why n't you
just become a nun?
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and then aleast i can
laugh your funny outfits.
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look,she deserves a chance,okay?
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i got one,and all i want
to do is just pay it forward.
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you hated that movie. you
threw your flask at the screen.
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all right,she says she doesn't have a job,
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so i'm figuring,why don't
we just help her get a job
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so she has a sense of accomplishment?
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i'm sorry. can you guys pay for
these drinks?i need to cash out.
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what? i just did. i just put the money in the...
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how's that little project going there for you?
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you know,it's easy to help
someone who doesn't need help.
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this just proves that i have chosen well.
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pay this forward. i will pay you back.
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oh,mr. chapman,i-
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what am i saying? i don't
work here anymore.
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i can call you "chase. "
chase,i-yeah,no,i can't.
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i wanted to,um,i wanted
to talk to you about a job.
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oh,isn't that cute? I>=k
how they all come crawling back.
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can't have it.
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well,it's not for me. it's
for my friend natalie.
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and,uh,if i wanted my
job back,you'd give it to me.
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- really?
- mm-hmm.
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so what kind of job
does this natalie want?
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and f. y. i.,if you came back,
you have to take a pay cut.
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entry level,and you'd
give me a raise,if anything.
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well,we can try in the mailroom.
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i'd offer you 5% top that's it.
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mailroom's great,and
i'd get 10% or nothing.
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all right,i'll meet her,and you're hired.
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- thanks,and i quit.
- good meeting.
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i think it's rude that we
just drop in on samantha.
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we should have called first.
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well,then it wouldn't be a surprise.
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you want to ruin her fun?
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oh. hi,guys.
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hey,todd. sorry we didn't call.
that's why this is so much fun.
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sam's not here. uh,i was just fixing the sink.
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oh! could i help?
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i thought we came into the
city to shop for ethnic spices.
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- todd?
- well...
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sorry,regina. the boy needs my help.
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well,mr. newly,hey!
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hey,natalie. hi. come here.
i got good news for ya.
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- now listen,last night,i- i started thinking about
- you have a job interview.
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dena. dena. i had a whole speech.
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sorry. it's just really exciting.
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yeah,well,now it's ruined.
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well,wait. a job interview? for real?
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yeah. yeahfor real. don't cry.
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i'm not.
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oh,okay.
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but now you're making me feel really weird
about stealing from you guys last night.
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oh! now you're gonna make me cry.
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really sorry.
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we're still light 5 bucks.
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i had to take the bus,all right?
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see,look at that. you're changing already.
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i'm sorry. it's just,um,no one ever
really does this stuff for me.
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i mean,they say they will,but i don't know.
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they usually bail by now.
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maybe it's 'cause you steal from them.
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i promise you,i am not
gonna bail on you,okay?
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now let's talk about your interview today.
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what do you-what do you think you're gonna wear?
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this got me the job at the taco stand.
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we'll swing by a store.
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what'd you do to this thing?
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well,i unhooked it,took it apart,
stared at it,then you showed up.
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well,the are better ways to impress
samantha than destroying her kitchen.
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oh,impress sam? no. no,no,no,no,no.
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we're not together anymore.
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well,that's too bad. i was
rooting for you two.
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- really?
- yeah.
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thks,you know,but that ship
sailed a long time ago.
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well,the world is not flat.
ships come right back around.
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no,we're just friends.
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if you were just friends,
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you wouldn't be saying you were just friends.
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you know,i got a friend named larry,
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but i never say that larry and i are just friends.
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i think it's great she wanted to
pick out her own interview clothes.
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yeah. yeah,
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she's-she's showing initiative.
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she didn't even want us to go in with her.
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she insisted we not go in.
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that we wait at the curb.
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so,uh,did she ever say
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why she got community service anyway?
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oh,just various things.
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punched a bride...
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robbed a store...
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shoplifted.
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she's stealing.
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yep. we're the getaway car.
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what a you doing.no.
246
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getting o- getting out of here.
247
00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:06,410
i don't want to be the getaway car.
248
00:11:06,410 --> 00:11:09,150
okay,listen. just-can we
just hang on for a second?
249
00:11:09,150 --> 00:11:10,800
we don't have any proof,
250
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,470
so let's just,you know,just think about it.
251
00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:17,260
okay,she used to rob stores.
252
00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:20,300
she's in a store,robbing it.
253
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:22,110
if she was robbing it,
she'd be out already,okay?
254
00:11:22,110 --> 00:11:23,920
you're in,you pistol
whip the clerk,you're out.
255
00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:25,600
- i don't want to throw my life away over your project.
- well,you know what?
256
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,310
- i don't want to be like everybody else in helife..
- i have a perfect driving rerd.
257
00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:29,200
- and bail on her because i promised her
- i don't want to-
258
00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:32,080
all right,I's go.
259
00:11:32,980 --> 00:11:36,260
"let's go," like we have to get
out of here as quickly as possible,
260
00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:37,840
like we might be chased?
261
00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:40,730
no,"let's go," like we have
an interview to get to
262
00:11:40,730 --> 00:11:43,810
in half an hour,so let's go to it,all right?
263
00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:51,170
so what'd you snag,um,buy,uh...
264
00:11:52,030 --> 00:11:53,170
what did you purchase?
265
00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:56,360
this. i don't know. does
it make me look old?
266
00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:59,390
oh,that's nice. yeah,where's the bag?
267
00:11:59,390 --> 00:12:01,790
when buy things,they put them in bags.
268
00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:03,150
haven't you ever bought shoes
269
00:12:03,150 --> 00:12:04,740
and just worn them out of the store,huh?
270
00:12:04,740 --> 00:12:06,230
but she wasn't wearing the jacket.
271
00:12:06,230 --> 00:12:07,740
well,maybe she didn't want to wrinkle it.
272
00:12:07,740 --> 00:12:10,480
no,so she stuffed it in her backpack.
273
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,710
she was just trying to be
environmentally conscious,okay?
274
00:12:12,710 --> 00:12:14,490
- trying to reduce her carbon
- okay,why don't you have a bag?
275
00:12:14,490 --> 00:12:15,380
can you pull over,please?
276
00:12:15,380 --> 00:12:17,130
- huh?
- now! do it.
277
00:12:17,130 --> 00:12:19,670
wh? oh,god. god. okay,take the car.
278
00:12:19,670 --> 00:12:21,700
you know,we-we
haven't seen your face.
279
00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:23,450
nalie,natalie,what are you doing?
280
00:12:23,450 --> 00:12:25,370
you guys think i stole this stuff. i'm out.
281
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,720
no,i do not think that you stole it.
282
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:30,010
we just kind of thought you
accidentally took it a little,
283
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,870
just without paying for it.
284
00:12:31,870 --> 00:12:33,600
okay,well,then why do i have a receipt?
285
00:12:33,730 --> 00:12:35,580
look at it. you know you want to.
286
00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,250
okay,i knew this was gonna happen,okay?
287
00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:38,720
this is why my life is so messed up,
288
00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,380
because people make
up their minds about me,
289
00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:42,970
but no matter what i do,they always bail.
290
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:44,690
no,i'm not bailing. i'm not bailing.
291
00:12:44,690 --> 00:12:47,700
i- i-i had a moment of doubt,
yes,but you know what?
292
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,580
it's like a bone that breaks.
293
00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:53,250
when it heals,it heals a lot
stronger than it was before.
294
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:56,370
not if you break it the right
way. then it stays broken.
295
00:12:56,590 --> 00:12:57,990
oh,okay.
296
00:12:58,550 --> 00:12:59,470
good to know.
297
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:01,550
i'm sorry.
298
00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:03,570
right now i really am.
299
00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:05,290
come here.
300
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,900
come here.
301
00:13:10,970 --> 00:13:12,550
let's get you to that interview,all right?
302
00:13:12,710 --> 00:13:13,520
come on.
303
00:13:16,550 --> 00:13:18,040
- dena.
- no.
304
00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,630
dena,unlock the doors.
305
00:13:19,630 --> 00:13:20,460
unh-unh.
306
00:13:21,450 --> 00:13:23,110
sometimes sam just drives me crazy.
307
00:13:23,110 --> 00:13:24,960
like the other day,she comes
in,all upset about this thing,
308
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,920
and i'm trying to give her advice,
and she started yelling at me.
309
00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:28,560
and i'm sorry. i can't keep
talking to your feet.
310
00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,940
okay,we're all done.
311
00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:33,050
well,thanks for doing this.
312
00:13:33,050 --> 00:13:36,340
sure. my advice? don't
try to fix her again.
313
00:13:36,340 --> 00:13:38,040
i know. next time i'll call a plumber.
314
00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:39,480
no,i'm talking about samantha.
315
00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,760
a woman is not a sink. you try to fix them,
316
00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:44,600
and they hear th they need
fixing? you're done,pal.
317
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:49,190
no,all you gotta do is listen,
nod occasionallynd say...
318
00:13:50,140 --> 00:13:51,820
"i'm sorry you feel that way"...
319
00:13:52,810 --> 00:13:53,780
and you're good to go.
320
00:13:54,410 --> 00:13:56,040
so you're doing something
without doing anything.
321
00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:57,130
it sounds like a trick.
322
00:13:57,740 --> 00:14:00,790
no,the trick is to show
them that you're listening.
323
00:14:00,790 --> 00:14:02,280
yeah,it's a- it's a gesture.
324
00:14:02,670 --> 00:14:04,330
it like when regina and i were dating.
325
00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:06,710
she said that she wanted a ferrari someday,
326
00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:09,220
so i listened,i nodded,and i went out
327
00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:12,120
and i bought her a toy
car,a little matchbox deal.
328
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,950
i said it was just until i
got her the real thing.
329
00:14:13,950 --> 00:14:16,280
35 years,and i'm still waiting.
330
00:14:17,450 --> 00:14:19,410
r hey. didn't hear you knock.
331
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:20,960
i had key made while i was out.
332
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,630
samantha keeps forgetting to give me one.
333
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,170
did you have fun?
334
00:14:24,170 --> 00:14:26,600
no,it was awful. i went
to four different stores.
335
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,200
they were all out of saffron.
336
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,770
so buy some on the internet.
337
00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:31,720
i don't want to buy it on the internet.
338
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:35,650
i wanted it tonight. you're
just making it worse.
339
00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:37,050
oh,god.
340
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:40,790
honey,i'm sorry you feel that way.
341
00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:47,730
i just wanted to,um,
342
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,800
first off,say that she is so reliable
343
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,010
and such a good,good girl.
344
00:14:53,010 --> 00:14:53,870
- i really think
- sam.
345
00:14:53,870 --> 00:14:56,430
oh,right,no,of course.
no,thiss your interview.
346
00:14:56,430 --> 00:14:58,640
yours. knock 'em dead,little one.
347
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,090
i'll just be outside,okay?
348
00:15:01,090 --> 00:15:02,980
all right. so-
349
00:15:03,390 --> 00:15:04,340
smile.
350
00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:07,220
eye contact,all right?
351
00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:09,050
- um...
- let your light shine.
352
00:15:09,050 --> 00:15:10,330
- newly.
- i know.
353
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,500
so... why did you leave your last job?
354
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,990
she doesn't have to answer
that. next question.
355
00:15:17,990 --> 00:15:21,250
okay. um,where do youee
yourself five years from now?
356
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,860
what is this? whats this? she
has to be a fortune-teller now?
357
00:15:23,860 --> 00:15:25,640
i mean,where do you see
yourself in five years,
358
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,780
you know? what's with
all the questions,man?
359
00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:28,780
is this a game show or something?
360
00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:30,260
she's a little rough around
the edges,all right?
361
00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:31,030
she's not perfect.
362
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,150
- so give the girl a chance.
- samantha.
363
00:15:32,150 --> 00:15:35,860
okay,crazy pants,take it easy.
364
00:15:36,550 --> 00:15:38,790
- can she do the job or not?
- yes,i can.
365
00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:41,640
oh. yeah. no,she can.
366
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,570
really? great. you're hired.
367
00:15:43,570 --> 00:15:44,870
oh,my god. you did it!
368
00:15:44,870 --> 00:15:46,900
i got the job. you got the job!
369
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:49,110
- oh,my god,girlie,girlie!
- you let that light shine.
370
00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:50,780
okay,for the love of god.
371
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,420
so we're gonna start
you off in the mailroom.
372
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,760
and then you show up at
human resources on monday,
373
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,220
8:00 a. m. sharp,okay?
374
00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:58,960
and then we'll-we'll give
you an i. d. badge.
375
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,540
- no.
- yes.
376
00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:01,670
no. no.
377
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:04,740
- what are you doing?
- no,8:00 is way too early for a job.
378
00:16:04,740 --> 00:16:08,210
- no,it's fine. i wake up early all the time.
- what is she,a pig farmer or something?
379
00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:09,890
come on. nobody should work under
those kind of conditions.that's draconian.
380
00:16:09,890 --> 00:16:11,720
sam,i'm fine. sam,i want the job.
381
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,180
okay,i understand that.
this interviews over.
382
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,640
- i'm really sorry.
- she's just joking. she's so joking.
383
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,340
thank you so much.
she quits. she quits. so,uh...
384
00:16:17,340 --> 00:16:21,110
anybody want to work
ever? no one? really?
385
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,650
i could have gotten here
by 8:00. i mean,i-i don't know,
386
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,050
maybe i just wouldn't have
slept the night before.
387
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:27,210
you do not talk.
388
00:16:27,510 --> 00:16:30,540
- what is your problem?
- this is my problem.
389
00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:33,660
i paid for this,okay? they left the
tag on.you saw the receipt.
390
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:34,400
i paid for it. reallyreally?
- let me see it again.
391
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,730
yeah,yeah. i don't know where it is.
392
00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:37,540
- why would i know where it is?
- what?
393
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,790
a frozen yogurt. yogurt!
394
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,820
yo-yogurt. yogurt.
395
00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:46,960
yogurt. we're gonna go get some yogurt.
396
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,130
somebody aced her job interview.
397
00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:50,710
yeah,it's going really,really well.
398
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,010
you want to go get some with us? .
399
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,110
maybe,yeah
400
00:16:53,110 --> 00:16:54,930
yeah,i'm sure you can't,though.
you got a lot of work to do.
401
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,320
oh,you pressed "3."here we are.
402
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,000
see you later,sweetie. see ya. bye.
403
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:07,520
- okay,maybe i accidentally bought-
- i- i-i-i-i-i don't care,okay? i'm done.
404
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,770
give me the jacket. give me the jacket.
405
00:17:10,950 --> 00:17:13,010
- i will take it bk.
- yep.
406
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:16,110
crap!
407
00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:19,960
let's go. we have to get out of here.
408
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:23,160
no. what do you mean,no?
they're gonna put us in jail.
409
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:26,170
- no,they're gonna put me in jail.
- what are you talking about?
410
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,790
well,shut up,and i'll tell you.
411
00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:31,610
now remember i said i got a second
chance because i got hit by that car?
412
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:34,600
well,here's your car.
413
00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:36,420
listen to me.
414
00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:37,850
what you do now is up to you,
415
00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,520
but what you cannot do ever again
416
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:43,320
is use the excuse that everyone
is always bailing on you.
417
00:17:43,610 --> 00:17:44,660
now go.
418
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:48,440
go. seriously,the back door is over there.
419
00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:49,660
thank you.
420
00:17:51,050 --> 00:17:53,680
sam,run for it! i sang like a canary.
421
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,540
right here. i did it.
422
00:17:56,540 --> 00:17:57,850
yeah,me.
423
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,250
this never happens when i rescue newfies.
424
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,710
sorry!
425
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,480
dena,please say something.
426
00:18:10,970 --> 00:18:12,140
i'm so sorry.
427
00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:16,880
- i just- i did it because i really-
- i know. i know. because you're good.
428
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:17,710
you know what i'm good at?
429
00:18:17,710 --> 00:18:19,890
holding my pee for 12 hours straight.
430
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,350
didn't know that before. thanks!
431
00:18:25,610 --> 00:18:28,900
oh! they are so cute. i can't decide.
432
00:18:29,090 --> 00:18:30,280
if i don't take both of them,
433
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,220
do you have to put one of them down?
434
00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:34,420
did you come here to
bail us out or to gloat?
435
00:18:34,420 --> 00:18:36,490
i think i just answered that question.
436
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:39,270
andrea,please let me out.
i really have to go.
437
00:18:39,270 --> 00:18:40,380
- really
- yeah.
438
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:44,400
oh,don't do that.
439
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,350
let's go. you're sprung.
440
00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:49,680
ooh. okay. okay. i'll jusdo it.
441
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:52,160
just leave me here. i'm a loser.
442
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,640
no,no,no,no,no,no.
443
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,270
no,i'm not a loser?
444
00:18:55,270 --> 00:18:57,480
no,i mean i'm not going to listen to this.
445
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,460
i posted bail. i've done my part.
446
00:18:59,460 --> 00:19:02,950
i codn't even change one tiny person.
447
00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:05,640
no,not that tiny person. she
didn't want to be changed.
448
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,600
look at me. i've tried to
change you for an entire year.
449
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:08,980
you're just not cooperating.
450
00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:10,800
maybe i should have just run her or.
451
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:12,850
you know,it's not too late.
do you have your car here?
452
00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:13,940
enough with the car.
453
00:19:14,010 --> 00:19:16,220
this magic car that
suddenly changed your life-
454
00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:18,150
did that car help you quit your job?
455
00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:19,210
no.
456
00:19:19,210 --> 00:19:20,780
did it move you out of
your parents' house?
457
00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:21,660
no.
458
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,640
did it run that 5k for heart disease?
459
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,350
you still owe me 50 bucks for that.
460
00:19:26,350 --> 00:19:27,530
oh,my gosh.
461
00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:30,780
every single day since you
woke up from that coma,
462
00:19:30,780 --> 00:19:34,010
i have to hear about how hard
it is to make these choices.
463
00:19:34,010 --> 00:19:36,260
and now you're gonna say it's
all because of some car.
464
00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:37,750
you should market that thing.
465
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:41,840
the good-mobile?
466
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,080
there you go.
467
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:46,580
you're right. i do work hard.
468
00:19:47,410 --> 00:19:50,200
it's really,really hard being this good.
469
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,920
no kidding. it's exhausting
just watching you.
470
00:19:54,330 --> 00:19:55,090
come on.
471
00:19:55,090 --> 00:19:57,250
another great thing about my friends
472
00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:59,080
are that they are patient.
473
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,190
they understand that i'm
just learning things now
474
00:20:02,190 --> 00:20:04,240
that i should have known a long time ago,
475
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:08,890
like how the only person you
can really change is yourself.
476
00:20:10,890 --> 00:20:12,130
see,the thing is,
477
00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:14,220
if you're so busy worrying
about other people
478
00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:16,660
that you're t paying
attention to your own life,
479
00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:20,800
you might miss out on something
really,really important.
480
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:40,500
that's why from now on,
481
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:43,290
i've got to keep my eyes
on the road ahead of me,
482
00:20:43,290 --> 00:20:45,500
stay focused on my own path.
483
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:48,570
it's not always easy,but it's worth it.
484
00:20:49,650 --> 00:20:50,260
listen up,people.
485
00:20:50,260 --> 00:20:52,190
if you happen to come across a body part,
486
00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:54,310
don't forget to use your emergency while.
487
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,630
but i don'have to worry about anything
488
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:59,240
because no matter
where that road takes me,
489
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,810
i know i'm gonna have my
best friends right beside me...
490
00:21:01,810 --> 00:21:05,990
keep movin'. not here to make
friends. just doing my time.
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