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Can't watch TV without geting that pearl of wisdom
But how can you "be yourself" if you don't know who you are?
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Nobody ever thinks of the amnesiacs.
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We need a lobby.
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So some guy is just flying you to rome.
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Wow,and my big news today is that I
remembered what my manicurist's name was.
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Ling.
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Lee.
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Well,yeah,I-I know. It's ling lee.
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Hi,todd.
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Hey,were you just running?
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I've been wanting to try running.
Maybe next time I'll go with you.
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But you. You already
have a running buddy.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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So. What's up?
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Oh,um,andrea wants to
borrow one of my tops.
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Yeah,it matches the seats of the
private jet I'm taking to rome.
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Awesome.
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She'll be quick.
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And I'm really sor to
interrupt your,um,your date.
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Oh,that's okay. We were
at a good stopping point.
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I'm chloe.
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Oh,hi. Sorry.
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- I'm todd's,um.
- Friend.
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Friend. I'm todd's friend samantha.
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- Is this the one.
- Yeah.
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Who? Who am I?
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Oh,wow,she really
doesn't remember anything.
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Oh,you poor thing.
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Oh,come here. Yeah,yeah.
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What kind of shampoo is that?
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Comfort inn hotel and
meeting center brand. Yeah.
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Uh,my dad brought it back from
a chicken farming conference.
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Todd,get in here. Smell this.
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No,I'd rather not. We
should get ready for dinner.
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I'm so glad.
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I got to meet you.
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So.
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Did you mean what you
said. That we're friends?
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Yeah,sure.
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Good. I'm glad. I'm glad,you know?
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'Cause people need friends.
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Buddies.
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Amigos.
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Chums.
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'Ello,mate.
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'Ello!
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How are you?
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- Okay,now that's enough.
- Yeah,right,I went too far. Sorry.
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What are you doing? I thought
you were just getting one thing.
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What do you care? You don't
remember buying any of this stuff.
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All right,well,um,enjoy your dinner.
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Sam? Do you wanna go.
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With us?
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Uh,no,thank you. No,thank you.
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Date night. Yeah.
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You're not the only one
with a life,you know.
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You crazy kid.
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You land on a "get married," you
get to put a blue peg in your car.
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I don't want a blue peg.
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Well,it's a rule,sam. You
get to marry the blue peg.
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Well,then I call "new rule," and I say
that the blue peg and I can just be friends,
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And then I'll get married when
and if that ever even happens.
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Well,you're never even gonna get a
date if you just stay at home all night.
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What?
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Honey,marriage doesn't just happen.
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You gotta get out there and expose
yourself to it,like chicken pox.
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I wish I'd done that with you.
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I'm still worried you're
gonna catch it and die.
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I do expose myself,okay? I go out.
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Dena and I are going out on monday,'cause
appetizers are free for ladies.
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Samantha,I mean this truly and deeply.
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You're a very pretty girl,but you got maybe
three years left,five tops. Go find a man.
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No.
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Okay,fine.
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Do you remember this?
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Ooh,I do! That is samantha's
peewee hockey trophy.
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That's right,dena.
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You have a good memory.
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Samantha,don't you remember? You were
the only girl with all these boys.
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Jimmy fesdin is now a girl.
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You weren't afraid of anything,except for
that babysitter with the mechanical voice box.
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And now you're a
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I don't know anything about myself.
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I would have absolutely nothing
to add to a conversation.
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Oh,no,stop that kind of talk.
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I did not raise you to
use amnesia as an excuse.
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That would have taken
enormous foresight.
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It's a date. It's not an inquisition.
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It's just a polite chat about nothing.
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Fine,okay. Okay.
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Dena,y don't you pretend
that we're on a date?
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Oh! I'm not dressed for a date.
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You look lovely. Now go ahead.
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Why don't you ask me,um,what
my favorite movie is?
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Okay.
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- What's your favorite.
- Hard to say.
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Now ask me,um,where
I went to summer camp.
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- Where'd you go.
- No idea.
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Ask me where I got this scar on my toe.
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- Where'd you get that scar.
- I don't know.
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So how's t date going so far?
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Well,I'm not crazy about the way you
keep cutting me off,because I have.
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- See?
- A pet peeve.
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I thought you were
engaging and charming.
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Just don't talk about your scars.
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Makes you sound like a sea captain.
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Family night
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Are you all right?
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Samantha,stop fooling around and
get up off the floor. Dinner's ready.
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Howard,she's home!
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- Who's that?
- Kevin.
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He's just giving us an estimate
on redoing the floors. Sit.
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Howard!
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What's with all the
yelling? All you do is yell.
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Well,I yell because you insist
on being in different rooms.
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Why is the table set for four?
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Kevin!
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What are you doing?
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Yelling. It's how she communicates.
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You know,kevin,I've made far too
much food. I hope you'll join us.
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- Oh,no,that's really not necessary.
- I insist.
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Right there.
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Isn't this nice?
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Lord,thank you for this wonderful food.
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Oh,gosh,look at the time. Howard,we're
gonna be late for the theater.
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- What?
- I'm so sorry.
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No,no,no. What are you doing?
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Well,you know,your father and I completely
forgot we have tickets to go see "mamma mia!
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" So you kids can just stay
here and have a lovely dinner.
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Howard,we have to go.
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Mother!
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If it's that experimental stuff or
in the round,you can count me out.
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Howard,we are not going to the theater.
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Just get in the car.
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Well,that,um,was.
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Unusual.
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Oh,I wish it were.
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- =Www. Ydy. Com/bbs=-
Proudly Presents
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Samantha
Who Season 1 Episode 7
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Date Night
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Sorry. Moms.
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Uh,got one.
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You don't have to stay.
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You can take the meat if you want.
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That's okay. It would get cold.
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Mm,right. Cold.
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So.
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- Tell me abt yourself.
- No.
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I'M.
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Sorry.
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- You first.
- Okay.
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Boxer briefs,right foot's
tiny bit shorter than my left,
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And,you know,I'll be completely honest.
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If you're turned off
by extremely handsome,
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Sexy,funny guys who own their own business,then
maybe I'm not the right guy for you.
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Okay. Your turn.
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I played hockey!
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- No way.
- Yeah.
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With a boy who is now a girl.
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Get outta here.
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Well,I love hockey.
You a blackhawks fan?
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Nope. Just hockey.
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I know what you mean. It's
been a tough year. You any good?
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I have a trophy.
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Well,tell me about that.
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It's,uh,shiny.
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Yeah,I mean,what did you get it for?
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Hockey.
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Okay,a hockey fan and a smartass.
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- Score.
- Score.
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Morning. Hello.
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Hey,is that my dress?
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Oh,yeah,I'm testing your
clothes out for rome.
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I wanna see what gets the least amount
of attention so I know what not to bring.
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Yeah,and at lunch,I'm
gonna go to old town.
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I wanna see if these heels
work on the cobblestones.
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Uh,um,ms. Newly,
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Just say it already.
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Okay,I told you that when you do
that,it just makes her take longer.
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Yes,what is it,tracy?
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There's a guy named kevin here.
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Is it okay. To send him up?
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Kevin?
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Oh,god.
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I don't know.
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Yes. No.
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Wait.
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Okay,who is kevin?
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He's this poor guy that my
mom tried to set me up with.
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What if he's here to ask me out?
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So go out with him. Is he cute?
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Yes! But forget it.
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I mean,I barely made
it through the evening.
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I kept saying,"I like
hockey" like a mental patient.
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See,this is why I can't go out
on dates,because one dinner,
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And I am just sweating and exhausted from trying to
make some stranger think I'm something that I'm n.
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Sweetheart,that is a date.
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I'm sorry. I'm a little confused.
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Was that a "yes,send him up"
or a "no,don't send him up"?
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Yes.
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"Yes,send him up," or
"yes,don't send him up"?
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Look at you!
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Do you like this guy?
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I don't know. He's nice.
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When I ask if you like him,what I'm
asking is what does he do for a living?
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He,uh,he owns a hardwood floor company.
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Oh,so you hate him.
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Hi. Am I interrupting?
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No. Come on in. Come.
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Uh,kevin,this is andrea. Andrea,kevin.
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Oh,nice to meet you.
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Nice boots.
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Andrea can't stay.
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Yes,yes,my new boyfriend
is flying me to italy.
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Buon giorno.
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Arrivederci. Roma? Molto bella
in questo periodo dell'anno.
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Okay.
219
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So.
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I was wondering if you would like to go to
a blackhawks game with me tomorrow night.
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Gosh,kevin.
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- I don't know.
- Okay.
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Well,why don't you just think about it?
Meantime,I got you a little something.
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A present?
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Really?
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That's so sweet.
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It's got your name on the back.
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Smartass
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Oh,kevin!
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That was nice of you.
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So you said yes to the handyman?
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Yes,and I discovered
something about myself today.
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I like presents. A lot.
234
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But now I need someone to teache
everything about hockey in one day.
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'Ello,mate!
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You have to.
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You said you were my friend.
238
00:11:04,870 --> 00:11:08,270
Okay,so after dating me for
three years and cheating on me,
239
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Now you want me to teach you about
hockey to impress some new guy?
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I know! Are you a good friend or what?
241
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Not really.
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You know,if this guy knows you have amnesia,
wouldn't he understand you don't remember hockey?
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Yes.
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But you didn't tell
him you have amnesia.
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No.
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Because?
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Because there are 4 llion hot girls
in this city who don't have amnesia,
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And he likes me,and now the only thing that
I have offer him is my passion for hockey.
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Which you don't have.
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Now you see my problem.
251
00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,010
Come on. Let's go.
252
00:11:35,045 --> 00:11:35,630
Where?
253
00:11:35,710 --> 00:11:37,610
There's a hockey game
tonight. It's puck night
254
00:11:37,690 --> 00:11:40,260
,which means that everyone
who goes gets a free puck.
255
00:11:40,340 --> 00:11:41,620
Is that good?
256
00:11:41,690 --> 00:11:42,840
I can'T.
257
00:11:42,930 --> 00:11:44,710
I have plans with chloe.
258
00:11:45,420 --> 00:11:47,990
Gonna go for a little run,are ya?
259
00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:50,930
All right,well,I guess only
one of us gets to move on.
260
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:54,710
That's cool,but you know,um,if
I did start seeing someone,
261
00:11:54,810 --> 00:11:59,010
I probably wouldn't come
around here so often,so.
262
00:12:00,410 --> 00:12:03,410
Let's go before they run out of pucks.
263
00:12:08,490 --> 00:12:09,500
Hi you
264
00:12:09,580 --> 00:12:11,080
Hey,I didn't know you
were partying with us.
265
00:12:11,180 --> 00:12:14,640
I'm not. Don't know you.
266
00:12:19,660 --> 00:12:21,980
Where's samantha? I've
been trying her cell.
267
00:12:22,050 --> 00:12:23,010
Oh,she's not here yet.
268
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,840
I thought you were going to rome.
269
00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:27,120
I obviously decided not to
go. What are you drinking?
270
00:12:27,155 --> 00:12:28,760
- Vodka.
- Give it.
271
00:12:34,730 --> 00:12:36,250
Why didn't you wna go?
272
00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:37,660
I had too much work.
273
00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:39,960
Oh,yeah,but it's rome!
274
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,610
It's also my mother's birthday.
275
00:12:41,690 --> 00:12:43,310
Oh,she would've understood.
276
00:12:43,390 --> 00:12:47,030
He left without me,okay?
How stupid are you?
277
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,210
- Oh,it's okay.
- Don't hug me.
278
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,050
Just rub my arm.
279
00:12:56,490 --> 00:12:58,500
Your two best seats,please.
280
00:12:59,710 --> 00:13:00,650
So.
281
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,950
What did you tell chloe
you were doing tonight.
282
00:13:03,030 --> 00:13:05,570
Going out with the guys,bowlin'?
283
00:13:05,690 --> 00:13:07,960
No,I told her the truth.
284
00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:11,720
Well,whatever floats your boat.
285
00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:15,410
Ma'am,I can't sell you tickets.
You've been banned from this arena.
286
00:13:15,445 --> 00:13:16,290
What?
287
00:13:16,410 --> 00:13:18,080
What. What. What do you mean?
288
00:13:18,220 --> 00:13:18,860
Ma'am.
289
00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:20,730
Whoa,wait. What's
going on? What's going.
290
00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:22,700
Wait. I-I don't even know what I did!
291
00:13:22,770 --> 00:13:23,630
Wait,wait! I can walk!
292
00:13:23,650 --> 00:13:25,980
Okay,please,just let
go. I can walk! I can.
293
00:13:26,030 --> 00:13:27,780
Oh,crap!
294
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,420
Yes!
295
00:13:48,190 --> 00:13:50,750
She's not handicapped!
296
00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:54,040
Oh,my god! I can walk!
297
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,890
What?
298
00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:59,090
Hey,come on!
299
00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:01,400
Oh,come on,man!
300
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:08,290
Oh,all right,okayokay,okay.
What about my free puck?
301
00:14:14,190 --> 00:14:16,010
Pretending to be handicapped.
302
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:20,960
If kevin were with me tonight,he
would think this was so attractive.
303
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:24,790
"Hey,you're a liar and a bad
person. "You wanna go to bali?
304
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,190
Wait. What's that?
You're banned from asia?
305
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,130
Sweet!
306
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:31,850
" Well,at least I know why that wheelchair in the
closet is covered in stickers from all our teams.
307
00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:33,320
No,you know what? This is good,though.
308
00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:34,330
This is good. It's good,'cause now.
309
00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:39,510
Now I can just move on to my next
plan,which is to stay at home and.
310
00:14:39,690 --> 00:14:42,900
And take care of my aging parents,and then I'm
gonna get a cat that I swear thinks it's people.
311
00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:44,570
So you're just gonna give up?
312
00:14:44,630 --> 00:14:48,680
Yeah,yeah,that's,um,that's
a key part of the plan.
313
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,580
- Hey,remember the goose?
- No.
314
00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:55,620
And as a rallying cry,then
it needs a little work.
315
00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:59,460
No,last summer,we were in lincoln
park,and this goose stole your watch.
316
00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:00,650
How could a goose steal my watch?
317
00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:02,090
You had it off.
318
00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:04,260
You know,we were. You know.
319
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:07,580
- We were running?
- Yeah. Yeah,so.
320
00:15:08,290 --> 00:15:12,530
So you chased this poor screaming
bird halfway across the park.
321
00:15:12,610 --> 00:15:15,690
Trying to get my watch back.
322
00:15:15,890 --> 00:15:17,580
Ongive me that watch!
323
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:21,200
And you refused to quit
until you got what you wanted.
324
00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:24,800
That's one thing I
always admired about you.
325
00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:29,490
So. What happened with the goose?
326
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,910
It bit you on your toe.
327
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,280
My scar.
328
00:15:35,460 --> 00:15:37,200
I must have really loved that watch.
329
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:40,790
It's the one you're wearing right now.
330
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:44,490
I- I gave it to you for your birthday.
331
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,910
So.
332
00:15:51,810 --> 00:15:54,060
- You wanna throw darts?
- Okay.
333
00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:55,540
At what?
334
00:15:57,070 --> 00:15:58,780
You okay now?
335
00:16:00,230 --> 00:16:03,080
I'm only crying because
I'm tired. You got that?
336
00:16:03,290 --> 00:16:06,510
I've been staying up,trying
to get my body on rome time.
337
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:10,350
It must be hard for somebody like you
to admit that you've been jerked around.
338
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:11,780
What do you mean,someone like me?
339
00:16:11,890 --> 00:16:16,160
Someone,you
know,materialistic,vain,self-Absorbed.
340
00:16:16,270 --> 00:16:18,660
Strong,I know.
341
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:22,350
You don't have to tell me
how awesome I am. Tell edvard.
342
00:16:22,550 --> 00:16:25,560
Well,lots of men can't
handle a strong woman.
343
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,800
That is a good point,tina.
344
00:16:28,890 --> 00:16:30,550
It's dena.
345
00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:32,600
Really? Has it always been?
346
00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:33,700
Yes.
347
00:16:34,230 --> 00:16:37,270
Anyway,dena,so. Are you sure?
That does not sound right.
348
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,330
It's dena,mm-Hmm.
349
00:16:39,410 --> 00:16:41,170
Dena.
350
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:44,190
Okay. To strong women.
351
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:47,550
And stop taking my drinks.
352
00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:50,870
Yes!
353
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,190
Three games in a row,sally!
354
00:16:53,290 --> 00:16:55,820
I'm fresh off a coma,and I own you.
355
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:58,420
You ow,I don't know why guys just
aren't lining up at your door.
356
00:16:58,520 --> 00:16:59,910
What was that? I don hear you.
357
00:17:00,090 --> 00:17:04,390
You know why? 'Cause your girly
voice is just too sweet and high.
358
00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:05,790
Yeah,but seriously.
359
00:17:05,890 --> 00:17:08,870
Look at you. I mean,even with
amnesia,you're fun to be with.
360
00:17:08,905 --> 00:17:10,390
You're having a good time.
361
00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:12,110
Yeah,with you.
362
00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:16,380
Man,if only you just had
amnesia,too,we'd be the perfect couple.
363
00:17:18,780 --> 00:17:20,670
Samantha?
364
00:17:21,310 --> 00:17:23,210
Kevin. Hi.
365
00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:24,990
Were you at the game?
366
00:17:25,090 --> 00:17:26,780
Game? Yeah!
367
00:17:27,450 --> 00:17:28,660
Oh,yeah,it was great.
368
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,060
It was great,yeah.
369
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:33,840
Yeah,I gave my,uh,free puck to
this little kid. It was so cute.
370
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,990
Hey,how you doing? I'm kevin.
371
00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:37,460
Oh,right,sorry. I'm sorry. Right.
372
00:17:37,660 --> 00:17:39,770
This is kevin. This is my,um,um.
373
00:17:41,090 --> 00:17:43,130
Her friend. Todd.
374
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,350
My friend todd.
375
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:49,610
Oh,isn't a sad day when the zamboni
gets more cheers than the team?
376
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:56,710
Isn't the,uh,zamboni the big machine
that cleans the ice after every period?
377
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:02,330
Yeah,I'm teaching him about
the game. Not gettin' it.
378
00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:04,910
I should go.
379
00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:06,440
Hey,do me a favor.
380
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:10,890
Um,help her get outta here. She
has a terrible sense of direction.
381
00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:15,110
So.
382
00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:16,270
I am looking forward to tomorrow night.
383
00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:19,390
By the way,just don't get too
excited,but it is bobblehead night.
384
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,780
Mm,great. Yeah. No,I'm fired up.
385
00:18:25,260 --> 00:18:28,050
Okay,about that,um. Yeah.
386
00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:30,820
Here goes.
387
00:18:32,530 --> 00:18:35,680
- I have amnesia.
- Amnesia?
388
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,320
In what way?
389
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:42,400
Uh,well,in the,um,I don't remember
what a bobblehead is kind of way.
390
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:46,475
And you know what? If that freaks
you out,I completely understand.
391
00:18:46,510 --> 00:18:49,870
You know what? You'd. You'd be missing
out,because I have a lot to offer.
392
00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:54,210
I don't know exactly what,but,um,some
people seem to think so,and,uh,
393
00:18:54,310 --> 00:18:56,880
You know,I'm inclined to believe them.
394
00:18:56,940 --> 00:19:00,200
So don't expect me to twist myself
all up in a knot to make you like me,
395
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:02,700
And don't expect me to go tomorrow
to that hockey game with you
396
00:19:02,790 --> 00:19:05,250
Because I happen to be
banned from that arena.
397
00:19:05,330 --> 00:19:09,920
And if you have a problem with any of
this,then I'm just not the person for you.
398
00:19:11,690 --> 00:19:14,060
You're the wheelchair girl.
399
00:19:15,370 --> 00:19:17,820
I might be. So?
400
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:20,240
I was there. I think I
whipped a cup at your head.
401
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:24,380
Great,great. So now
you're what,appalled?
402
00:19:25,050 --> 00:19:26,580
Turned on?
403
00:19:27,430 --> 00:19:29,810
I don't know.
404
00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:32,050
Well,not the first,but.
405
00:19:32,140 --> 00:19:34,270
Maybe the second.
406
00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:38,540
Come on. Let me buy you a drink.
407
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:43,800
Remember I asked how you can be
yourself when you don't know who you are?
408
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,530
Well,I do know who I am.
409
00:19:45,610 --> 00:19:49,530
I'm someone who happens to
have amnesia,and that's fine,
410
00:19:49,590 --> 00:19:51,780
Because every day with
me is an adventure,
411
00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:53,660
And if someone wants to take that ride,
412
00:19:53,730 --> 00:19:57,700
Like karen allen did with harrison
ford in "raiders of the lost ark".
413
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,370
Ooh,wait! Okay.
414
00:19:59,510 --> 00:20:02,640
Ask me my favorite movie. Go ahead.
415
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:12,360
♪♪♪
416
00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:16,160
She's fine,because she is strong.
417
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,710
Hey,why aren't you in rome?
418
00:20:17,790 --> 00:20:20,580
Because i am strong.
419
00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:25,990
Wait. What happened with you and your
handyman? Well,I,uh,I told him the truth.
420
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,360
Yeah. I know.
421
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:32,360
So I don't have to go to that hockey
game tomorrow night,but. Get this.
422
00:20:32,410 --> 00:20:38,380
He's gonna take me to this factory
that makes nothing but cheesecake.
423
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,490
Lucky you!
424
00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:42,000
I know,huh?
425
00:20:42,070 --> 00:20:44,740
- To the truth.
- To the truth!
426
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:50,080
Oh,just so you know,these two guys back here. They
think that we're flight attendants from canada.
427
00:20:50,090 --> 00:20:51,160
Okay.
428
00:20:51,510 --> 00:20:53,350
And call me "tina.
429
00:20:53,570 --> 00:20:56,190
" Ah,all right,tina.
430
00:20:58,180 --> 00:21:00,430
Canada. So.
431
00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:04,870
What are you guys all talking aboot,eh?
432
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:09,470
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