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Ever since we
moved into his house,

Steve was acting like--
Well, not like Steve.

Mom, I'm gonna get some
of Mr. Lunt's French toast.

Okay, but ask this time.

Don't just grab it
from his plate.

Like Helen Keller, right?

She always did that.

So who wants to go
bird watching?

Steve, you don't have
to start bird watching

just because it's one
of my hobbies.

No.
God, I've always watched birds.

Love just watching them fly

or even just sitting
on the branch sleeping.

It's not boring as hell.

Look, you don't have to lie.

It's a little insulting.

Well, in that case,
of course I want to shoot them.

Well, at least you're
being honest.

Please don't kill
any birds though.

I won't if you will agree
to go bird watching with me.

That sounds like a plan.

Half smile
and a necklace twist.

Haven't gotten one of those
in a while.

Steve thought that
whenever my mom liked something,

she twisted her necklace
and gave a half smile.

Well, nothing I can do
against that kind of power.

You win.

Mom, I won.
I beat Steve.

You sure did.

I totally let Puddle win.

Puddle sucks.

I mean, she couldn't beat Lunt

if he was in the middle
of one of his

world-famous heart attacks.

Yes, Steve,
you're so much better

than that 12-year-old girl,
but truthfully,

I think that emmy just wants
you to be yourself now.

What do you mean?

Well, I have the unfortunate
habit of listening

when people talk and I think
she was saying

that you don't have to pretend
to be something you're not.

I'm sorry, Migo.

I don't know what you're
babbling on about.

But I do know that I have home
court advantage now

that I've finally separated her
from that weasel Andy.

So tired of him spying on me
every time I loot-k out-

what are you doing, troll?

You think you're so clever

trying to seduce my woman

with your fancy luxuries
like food and heat.

I invited you to live
in the house, sponge.

Oh, you'd love that,
wouldn't you, pig?

For me to abandon
my principles just so I could

warm myself by your crackling
fire and eat your...

French toast with cinnamon?

You just feel threatened
because I can provide her

with all the creature comforts

and you're nothing
but a, well, creature..

Just give him some
French toast.

He'll go away.

Shoo! Shoo!

Oy! Why have you given my French
toast to that peasant, Lunt?

The same reason I was
giving it to you.

So you'd go away.

That gesture
is extremely vulgar

and provocative in my culture
and it almost makes me

want to un-invite you to my
casino casbah night

this Saturday.

This year, I'm hiring

an Indian children's choir

to sing and to clean up
afterwards.

Wait. Why are you having it
so early this year?

Don't you usually wait
till after ramadan?

Well, it's to coincide
with the visit

of a certain Mr. Jack gray.

He's coming?

We're going to have
a Jack attack!

Yes, Steve.
You, me, and Jack.

The old cell, asleep no more.

Man, this is exactly
what I need

after two weeks of non-lethal
bird watching.

Why, I haven't seen Jack since--

He set the pool on fire?

And how hard is that to do?

First, you got to drive
the SUV under the pool.

Then you got to wait for the gas
to float to the top.

Then you still got
to be drunk and stupid enough

to cannonball in with
a lit cigar in your hand.

We almost died.

Yes, we did.

This is gonna be the best
casbah nightver.

I wonder if we'll even have
one of those

old-fashioned casino fights
like in the movies.

Man, I can't tell you how much
I need this.

I have been walking on
eggshells since emmy moved

into the house.

Are you going
to tell her about Jack?

She's the one who wants me
to be more honest about my life,

so she'll just have
to accept the fact

that I like to party hard
every once in a while.

Well, it suits me.

It's time to Jack-proof
the house.

So m Lunt and Migo

went to making the house safe

for Steve's crazy friend Jack.

My friend is here.

My friend is here!

Am I standing on a mattress?

We thought it would
soften the blow

for the inevitable
fall down the stairs.

You have done a beautiful job
making this place safe, Migo.

Blind siamese twins being called
in different directions

couldn't get hurt in here.

Yes, it's almost a shame

you're going to
black it all out.

Steve!

Jack!

The Harvard, the Yale...

And the Mercer county college.

Ah, college!

The best 17 years of my life.

Oh, my God!

You Jack-proofed the place
for me.

Loch Ness platinum.

$25,000 a bottle.

Thought we'd start with this
and work our way up

to the expensive stuff.

Look, I should have told
you this earlier

to save you the trouble,
but about a year ago,

I stopped drinking.

Oh, my God.

Your tolerance must
be nonexistent.

I am so jealous.

No, it's not like that, Steve.

I'm sober now.

Well, this should
be an evening to...Remember.

Steve had just found out

that his hard-partying friend
wasn't partying anymore.

You're disappointed?
No.

Yes, you are.

Everybody has been.

You think I don't see
the look of joy

drain from my
frat brothers' faces

when I tell them
I no longer imbibe?

That I'm here to make amends?

Amends?
Oh, God. For what?

For all the times I really
let you down.

Like now?

As Jack apologized
for giving Steve

some of the happiest nights
of his life,

my mom ran into Migo out front.

Hey, Migo!
Hey, emmy.

I thought you were going
to the movies with Mr. Lunt.

It was a wizard of oz
sing-along

and I didn't want
to be the only girl.

What's going on?

Steve and his old
fraternity brother Jack

are having some guy time.

I have to warn you, Emmy.

He's a bit of a party animal.

He loves drinking and he can
get very rowdy.

I just thought you should know.

Well, at least he's acing
like the old Steve again.

You know, I just hate
when people lie

and pretend to be somebody
that they're not.

But it was in the back

where Steve and Jack
were having

their most sober
conversation ever.

Oh, and lastly,
I want to apologize

for that time we stole
that bouncy castle

from that kid's birthday party,
paddled it out into the bay.

The coast guard came.
We almost died.

It was really sad.

Emmy, there you are.

This is my fraternity
brother Jack.

Hi, Jack.

Looks like you two were about
to have a drink.

Maybe I'll join you.

Oh, uh, no.
Jack doesn't drink.

Oh, you don't drink?

He never touches the stuff.

My mom thought Steve was lying.

Well, maybe I should just
head inside,

put on a pot of tea and
we could all hang out?

And that's
exactly what they did.

Steve, Jack has had
the most amazing two years.

I mean, if it was a movie,
nobody would believe it.

Especially my mom...Who didn't.

Jack, at what point did
you realize you wanted

to turn your life around?

I was in that big tsunami
in Thailand

and I found myself clinging
to this tree--

What kind of tree?
An acacia. Great question--

For eight days with nothing
to eat but a packet of cashews

that I'd grabbed from
the hotel honor bar

before we fload out.

And I remember thinking,
"thank God

for that honor bar."

And that one word really
stuck with me.

"Bar."

No. "Honor."

I vowed that if I lived,

I would stay and help rebuild
that country

along with my own life.

And thus began my period of
worldwide spiritual journeying.

Boy, Jack, you have a lot
of substance.

I wish I had a substance
to help me get through tonight.

Sure there's no way you can't
take him back to your place?

Absolutely not.

Besides, his sobriety

is making you look better
in Emmy's eyes.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Just have to suck it up for
a couple of days.

It turns out Jack was almost

as much fun as Steve
and twice as wholesome.

He was the calmest
wild man I'd ever seen.

Thank you.

Did you ever think
a song that cute

could be about halting
the Burmese sex trade?

Well, it is.

Who wants to guess what
"dinka, dinka" means?

Who is this guy?

Jack seemed to have everything.

He was even more charitable
than Andy.

Just one bag of this rice

will feed a child for
an entire week.

Can you believe that?

Hey, that dude's stealing,

like, a month's worth of rice.

Oh, no, he's just my--

Never mind.

Live and let live, right?

Later that night, my mom tried

to catch Jack in more lies
about being sober,

but it was hard.

I grabbed that old Kenyan woman

and I breathed the life
back into her.

Her saliva infected me
with a horrible bout

of dysentery,
but it was worth the suffering

to give her just a few more
weeks of life.

While Steve
still tried to bring out

the old, fun Jack.

And then Mr. Lunt

had a wholesome,
mild heart attack.

Steve! Gosh!

The paramedic said
Jack's quick thinking

probably saved
Mr. Lunt's life.

Well, if they're so smart,
why aren't they doctors?

Paramedics.

They're like the stewardesses
of the hospital.

Are you okay?

No, I'm not okay.

What's the matter?

Tell Fa'ad.

I don't want to.

Tell Fa'ad.
Fine.

I hate him and I hope I never

have to see that jerk
Jack again.

I know, right?

How about the way he
was showing off

just because he saved
Mr. Lunt's life?

Oh, God, we're gonna have
to hear that story

again and again and again.

He seems to be moving in
on your territory,

leaving you naked and desolate

by the roadside
of Emmy's affections.

No, I've known Jack for years.

He'd never move in on any woman
that I cared for.

There's a code of honor among
fraternity brothers.

Yes, but what if he breaks
the code?

No, he'd never do that.

Besides, there's no way
Emmy sees anything in him.

Yes, of course you're right,
my friend.

I'm sorry for planting
the seed of doubt in your mind.

Now let's get back out there
and pretend to have fun.

To be able to bring
somebody back to life like that

is so thrilling.

Hey, I should teach you
CPR sometime.

That would be great, Jack.

Oh, my God!

The necklace twist and a smile?

She likes Jack.

Hey, you know what?

I'm not just pretending
to have fun anymore.

My mother kept pushing

to reveal that Jack
was a partier

to prove that Steve was a liar.

And that's when I realized that
I was put on this earth

to do something and it wasn't
just lines off some girl's--

Oh, look.
There's Fa'ad.

Have you seen an Indian
children's choir

roaming around here?

They're one minute late
for rehearsal.

No.

Oh, falafel cakes!

Ahh, so I see you're still
with Jack.

My mom decided to stir the pot

and make it look like she liked
Jack more than she did.

Yeah, God, he is so great.

You know, he's got Andy's
principles and Steve's fun.

It's like he's the perfect
combination of Steve and Andy.

"Standy."

For someone so against lying,

my mom's really good at it.

Meanwhile, Steve stepped
up his efforts

to win back my mom from the man

she twisted her necklace for.

Let's line up, shotgun
formation on three, all right?

Ah, you,
caramel-y dude in the...

Caroline in the city t-shirt,

I'm gonna look for you
on the far side.

All right, chunky and husky,

you give me enough time
in the pocket

and you won't be the only ones
who are untouchable.

Here we go.
And...Hut, hut, hut!

Look at this.

It's almost worth
the curry stains.

Steve, what are you doing?

I'm giving these needy children
a day of magic.

Uh-uh, these are Fa'ad's kids.

This is the bollywood choir
he hired.

He promised me $100 in casbah
chips if I found them.

It does not make them any
less needy.

Did you hear that?

How delicious.

Your fun but wholesome pal
is showing you up

for the debauched idiot
you are.

How disgusting that you're
still not as fun as I am

on any day,
you candy-assed do-gooder.

Oh, is that so?

And so Andy set
out to prove Steve wrong

about not having a fun side.

Emmy, so glad you could
make it to my party.

Who's this guy?

I didn't say you could
invite him.

This is Jack
and I think you two

have a lot in common.

Well, pleasure to meet you.

Yeah, yeah, great.

But, uh, this is about fun,

so let's kick it old school

with my daytime,
fun time jamboree.

Fun Andy had
overloaded the tree house.

Whoa!
Nobody move!

We are in extreme danger.

The police said
that if it hadn't been

for Jack's quick thinking,
we all would have been dead.

The next morning,
Steve invited Jack

to go bird watching with him.

See that right there?

That's a piping plover.

So now we just sit here
and not shoot it.

It's good to see you slow down,
Steve.

Life doesn't have to be
a constant party, right?

Yeah, right.

Hey, listen, I'm sure
it's totally unnecessary

for me to tell you this,
but, uh,

Emmy and I are kind of--
Know what I mean?

You're kind of what?

Well, I'm nodding
and making this face.

You get it.

Anyway, I'm gonna have
to invoke the code

and ask you to back off.

Back off?
What do you mean?

You want me to, like,
stop hanging out with Emmy?

I know it's stupid, right?

It's not me.
It's the code.

Okay, sure.
Code comes first.

You're right.
I'll back off.

So please, by all means,

go back to trying to steal
Emmy away from Andy,

even though they're engaged.

Hey, pig.

You done with those?
Why?

They're on another one
of their walks.

Already?

That's it.
This guy's going down.

Hey, pig.
I want to help.

So...
Maybe...

We should...

Team up?

And for the first time ever,

Steve and Andy agreed
on something.

We can do it together, pig.

All right, but if we're
gonna be partners--

Oh, right.
Steve.

Yeah, let's go back to "pig."

I miss pig.

Steve and Andy's plan

was to make Jack look bad

by tempting him with all
his old vices.

Welcome to my casbah.
Choose your game.

Well, if memory serves,
Jack prefers baccarat.

I don't gamble

like you guys do.

So I'm gonna have some
club soda,

maybe watch Emmy play.

Great. Let's go.
Okay.

Hey, see that guy over there
in the third-rate tuxedo

and the first-rate flip-flops?

Send over a double bourbon
and keep 'em coming.

I don't gamble.
So what?

I don't care.

Oh, changing your ways, huh?

Nothing like a little temptation
to keep the will strong.

Sometimes I like
to double down on temptation.

Wow.

You really commit, don't you?

Steve and Andy kept sending

more drinks to Jack,
but Jack kept resisting.

Must have me confused
with somebody else.

But my mom was committed
to exposing Jack as a party boy.

You have got incredible
resolve.

It feels good to have my hard
internal work appreciated,

especially by someone
I respect and like

as much as I do you.

So mom played the flirt card.

Too bad you can't have a drink,

because being drunk
is the perfect excuse

to make that kind
of sexy mistake

it would so obviously be
if we hooked up.

Too bad you don't drink.

Oh, my God.
Do you see that?

The smile and the twist.

She almost snapped a necklace
on that one.

I'm gonna go get some chips.

Thanks.
Hey, guys.

Guess I'm not having much luck
at the table.

Not what we saw.

Yeah, looks like somebody's

about to get lucky over there.

I have no idea
what you're talking about.

We saw how you were
looking at Jack.

And how he looks at you
with his Kumbaya,

sing-songy voice.

God, I just want to throw up
thinking about that guy.

Joke's over, okay?

I know what
you're up to, Steve.

I know you got your big,
drunk friend

to pretend to be some
sober do-gooder

to try to impress me.

What could possibly
make you think that?

Migo told me that Jack
is some big-time partier

and then five minutes later,
Jack is telling me

he's practically a monk.

He was a partier.

Migo must have told you that
right before

Jack told me that he was sober.

Look, I know how that looks,
but it's the truth.

So you're not playing
a game with me?

No.
Wait.

So you're not in love with Jack?
God, no!

Especially now that
I know it's not an act.

That guy is a jerk.

All he does is talk
about himself.

What about the half smile
and the necklace twirl?

That means you like him.
No, it doesn't.

That's what I do when
I'm lying about something.

She did do that when she lied.

Mom, I won!
I beat Steve!

You sure did.

Even I knew that.

But Jack misread it too.

Hey, maybe I should
teach you CPR sometime.

Sure.
That'd be great, Jack.

Oh, that's what she does--
When she's lying.

Oh, God.

He's actually sober
and I've been trying

all night to get him
to pick up a drink.

Oh, that's okay.

He hasn't touched any
of the drinks we sent over,

so you're totally safe.

Except five minutes ago,

I offered to sleep
with him if he got drunk.

That would do it for me.

No!

No!

No!

I can't let you do it, Jack.

You've worked too hard.

You've come too far, man.
Don't drink the poison.

What's the difference?

I'm miserable.

I haven't been laid in a month.

Even Emmy doesn't
want me sober.

The hell with it.
Jack attack.

No, Jack.
Come on.

Don't try and stop me.

No, Jack!

I need it!
Give it to me!

No, Jack.
No, Steve!

Oh, good.

Jack, I don't like you.

I won't sleep with you
if you drink.

Oh, God.
My life sucks.

No, Jack!

No, Emmy!

This went on
for a few more minutes.

No, Jack!
No, Steve!

No, Jack!
No, Jack!

Come on!
No, Emmy.

No, Jack.
No, no, no, no.

No, Andy.

Wow.

No one has ever done anything
this kind for me

in my entire life.

You saved me.

You honored the code
when I tossed it aside.

Oh, God, you are so boring.
You are so boring.

You used to be such a fun guy.

I get it.

But before I go,
I do want to--

Oh, God! So boring!

You're just gonna say
something boring!

Oh, Jack.

You're an enormous buzz kill.
Get out.

I understand.

Farewell.

And as Jack walked away,

he thought to himself how glad
he was that he didn't drink.

Well, you both did
the right thing.

You didn't have to physically
drink all these cocktails, but--

Yeah, but then he wouldn't
have had-- Drank them

and I don't like waste.

I love you, Memmy.
I know.

I know. It's so funny that he
says, "I loves you, Memmy."

'Cause I loves you, Memmy.

And you know what, Steve?

I think you picked up a few
of Andy's principles.

Honor, loyalty.

I'm proud of you.

Thanks.

Andy, I think you're
fun enough to hang out

with this guy now.

I'm a-- I'm a fun guy!

Be careful.

And so Steve and Andy

finally became friends.

She is the greatest.

She's the greatest.

But it didn't last very long.

You stay away from my woman,
pig.

She lives in my house, you ass.

Your ass is the pig.

You got a pig ass.

Hey, a casino fight.

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