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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:17,177 --> 00:01:19,179 ALL RIGHTY. 2 00:01:19,179 --> 00:01:21,681 I CARRY TIME, NEWSWEEK, ESQUIRE, 3 00:01:21,681 --> 00:01:25,184 VOGUE, FORBES, AND BUSINESS WEEK. 4 00:01:26,686 --> 00:01:30,222 NO, I DON'T CARRY RICHIE RICH. 5 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:34,293 YEAH, WELL, I'M SORRY, SWEETIE, BUT YOUR MOMMY'S A BIG FAT LIAR. 6 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:35,795 ROSEANNE. 7 00:01:35,795 --> 00:01:38,364 I'M IN THE SOLARIUM. 8 00:01:38,364 --> 00:01:39,865 HEY, YOU'RE HOME. 9 00:01:39,866 --> 00:01:41,367 WHAT'S LEFT OF ME. 10 00:01:41,367 --> 00:01:44,870 WELL, ALLS YOU NEED YOUR BUTT AND EYES TO GO THE MOVIES. 11 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:45,872 AW. 12 00:01:45,872 --> 00:01:48,507 FORGET ABOUT THE MOVIES, I GOT TOO MUCH WORK. 13 00:01:48,508 --> 00:01:50,510 HEY, YOU PROMISED. 14 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:53,379 WELL, I GUESS YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO HATE ME THEN, WON'T YOU? 15 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:56,949 HONEY, I'M YOUR WIFE. I ALREADY HATE YOU. 16 00:01:57,817 --> 00:02:01,387 MOM, DARLENE USED MY HAIRBRUSH AGAIN. 17 00:02:01,387 --> 00:02:04,890 WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BOTHERING ME WHEN I'M RAGGING ON YOUR DAD? 18 00:02:04,891 --> 00:02:06,392 WELL, WHEN WILL YOU BE DONE? 19 00:02:06,392 --> 00:02:07,893 NEVER. 20 00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:09,061 DAN... 21 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:12,131 HONEY, I GOT THREE HOURS OF WORK TO DO. 22 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,633 OK, SO WE'LL GO TO THE MOVIES, 23 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:17,136 THEN WE'LL COME HOME, AND I'LL DO IT IN ONE HOUR. 24 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,639 FORGET ABOUT IT. 25 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:23,142 OH, COME ON. DAN, THIS IS MY FINAL OFFER-- 26 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,145 WE GO TO THE MOVIES, 27 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,147 WHICH I'VE REALLY HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO 28 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,648 EVER SINCE YOU PROMISED ME-- 29 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:30,650 UGH, THE OLD GUILT SHOT. 30 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,653 THEN TOMORROW, I'LL COME DOWN TO WORK 31 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:36,656 AND I'LL STRAIGHTEN OUT YOUR LIFE, AS USUAL. 32 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:39,659 I CAN'T JUST BRING YOU DOWN THERE. 33 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:42,662 SURE YOU CAN. WHAT'S EVERYONE GOING TO SAY? 34 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:44,664 GET THAT GORGEOUS BROAD OUT OF HERE, 35 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:46,165 SHE'S GETTING US ORGANIZED? 36 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,667 THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO HIRE SOMEBODY. 37 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,168 WELL, THEY OBVIOUSLY HAVEN'T. 38 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:52,172 WELL... 39 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,973 WISH I COULD. 40 00:02:53,973 --> 00:02:56,041 COME ON, DAN, IT'S 20 TO 8:00. 41 00:02:56,042 --> 00:02:58,544 YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME HERE. 42 00:03:17,096 --> 00:03:18,097 AHEM. 43 00:03:18,097 --> 00:03:19,565 HI, HONEY. 44 00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:22,602 YOU GENTS READY TO DO SOME ACTUAL WORK? 45 00:03:22,602 --> 00:03:25,605 NOT REALLY, BUT WE DON'T MIND WATCHING. 46 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:30,109 SEE YOU LATER, BABE. 47 00:03:30,109 --> 00:03:31,610 KISS, KISS. 48 00:03:34,113 --> 00:03:36,615 NOT IN FRONT OF THE GUYS. 49 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:41,688 KISS, KISS. 50 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:43,189 SHUT UP! 51 00:03:49,195 --> 00:03:50,696 GOOD MORNING. THIS IS ROSEANNE 52 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:52,699 AT THE MAGAZINE DISCOUNT HOUSE. 53 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:54,701 SINCE YOU'RE A PREFERRED CUSTOMER... 54 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:56,703 IF WE DON'T HAVE THOSE BULLDOZERS HERE THIS AFTERNOON, 55 00:03:56,703 --> 00:03:58,204 I'LL HAVE TO TAKE MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE. 56 00:03:58,204 --> 00:04:01,207 AM I MAKING MYSELF UNDERSTOOD? 57 00:04:01,207 --> 00:04:02,208 DAMN. 58 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:04,210 HI. 59 00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:07,213 HI. YOU MUST BE THE NEW GIRL. 60 00:04:07,213 --> 00:04:09,215 OH, NEW AT WHAT? 61 00:04:09,215 --> 00:04:10,716 WELL, WHO HIRED YOU? 62 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:14,320 NOBODY, I'M JUST HERE FOR THE DAY HELPING OUT MY HUSBAND DAN. 63 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,355 HE'S DOING THE DRYWALL. 64 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:18,925 OH, YEAH, DAN. HE IS TERRIFIC. 65 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,826 DRIVES THE BLUE PICK-UP. 66 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:23,396 YEAH, WELL, STATUS IS EVERYTHING IN LANFORD. 67 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:29,636 I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU HAPPENED UPON A BUILDING AND SAFETY CERTIFICATE? 68 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:31,638 OH, YEAH. IT'S RIGHT HERE. 69 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:35,408 HEY, I AM IMPRESSED. 70 00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:39,912 OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 71 00:04:39,912 --> 00:04:42,414 OH, I'M BURT DRUCKER. 72 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:43,983 OH, YOU'RE THE ARCHITECT. 73 00:04:43,983 --> 00:04:46,485 WORD'S OUT. PLEASED TO MEET YOU. 74 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:47,820 ROSEANNE. 75 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:50,722 ROSEANNE. IT'S A NICE NAME. 76 00:04:50,723 --> 00:04:52,291 YEAH, IT MEANS UNDERPAID. 77 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:57,797 SO, UH, HOW MUCH ARE THEY PAYING YOU? 78 00:04:57,797 --> 00:05:00,966 NOTHING. I TOLD YOU, I'M JUST HERE FOR THE DAY HELPING OUT. 79 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:04,537 WELL, UH, ARE YOU LOOKING FOR FULL-TIME WORK? 80 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:09,042 WHY, ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A FULL-TIME SECRETARY? 81 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,044 WELL, I REALLY NEED SOMEBODY, 82 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:13,546 BUT IT'S ONLY FOR SIX WEEKS. 83 00:05:13,546 --> 00:05:17,483 SO, UH, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT WORKING HERE? 84 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:20,052 WELL, DEPENDS ON WHAT IT PAYS. 85 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:23,423 I COULDN'T TAKE LESS THAN $9.00 AN HOUR. 86 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:24,457 PAYS 12. 87 00:05:24,457 --> 00:05:26,525 I COULD LIVE WITH THAT. 88 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:28,427 YOU'RE HIRED. 89 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:35,201 SO, YOU THINK THE COOKIES ARE READY? 90 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:36,702 12 MINUTES. THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS. 91 00:05:36,703 --> 00:05:37,704 LET'S SEE. 92 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:40,706 AHH. 93 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:43,209 OK, WE'RE HOME. STOP WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE DOING. 94 00:05:43,209 --> 00:05:44,210 HI. 95 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:45,044 HI. HI. 96 00:05:45,044 --> 00:05:46,612 THEY'RE PERFECT. 97 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:52,118 HEY, NOT BEFORE YOU'VE HAD YOUR DINNER. 98 00:05:58,124 --> 00:05:59,792 SO, HOW'D IT GO? 99 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:02,194 I GOT MYSELF A NEW JOB! 100 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,496 CONGRATULATIONS. 101 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:06,298 YOU MEAN, YOU'RE GONNA BE COMING HOME THIS LATE EVERY NIGHT? 102 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:07,233 ONLY FOR SIX WEEKS. 103 00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:08,300 YAY! YAY! 104 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:09,902 WOO-HOO! 105 00:06:09,902 --> 00:06:11,970 JACKIE, I'M GONNA NEED YOUR HELP HERE 106 00:06:11,971 --> 00:06:13,605 HOLDING DOWN THE HOMEFRONT. 107 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:17,810 NO PROBLEM. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE LITTLE BEGGARS. 108 00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:21,313 WHAT DID I TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT EATING COOKIES BEFORE YOU HAD DINNER? 109 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:22,815 TO USE A PLATE. 110 00:06:22,815 --> 00:06:23,816 RIGHT. 111 00:06:26,285 --> 00:06:28,320 DARLENE. HOMEWORK. 112 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:29,388 DID IT. 113 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,890 YEAH? 114 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,391 LET'S SEE IT. 115 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,894 I WISH YOU WORKED NIGHTS. 116 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:38,898 I DO WORK NIGHTS. AS A WARDEN, REMEMBER? 117 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:42,902 I NEED YOU GUYS TO HELP ME CLEAN UP THE LIVING ROOM 118 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:44,403 BECAUSE WE ARE HAVING COMPANY FOR DINNER. 119 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,405 WHO? 120 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,406 A GUY. 121 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,775 UH-OH, HERE WE GO. 122 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:50,376 UH-OH IS RIGHT. 123 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:53,445 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS GUY, JACKIE, BECAUSE YOU KNOW 124 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:55,448 MY INSTINCTS ABOUT MEN ARE PERFECT... 125 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:00,453 USUALLY. 126 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:05,458 ROSEANNE, WHO IS THIS GUY? 127 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:07,326 SUPPOSEDLY, HE'S AN ARCHITECT. 128 00:07:07,326 --> 00:07:09,895 AND HE'S SINGLE, AND HE'S BREATHING, 129 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:11,898 AND HE'S HETEROSEXUAL. 130 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:16,836 OH, SURE, BUILD UP MY HOPES. 131 00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:19,405 AND HE'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 132 00:07:19,405 --> 00:07:21,407 ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT ME. 133 00:07:21,407 --> 00:07:24,209 NO PROBLEM, HE LOVES GREASY-HAIRED WOMEN 134 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:25,211 WITH NO MAKEUP. 135 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:28,514 AWW. 136 00:07:28,514 --> 00:07:30,516 OH, JUST RELAX. I TOLD HIM TO COME AS IS. 137 00:07:30,516 --> 00:07:31,517 YOU LOOK FINE. 138 00:07:31,517 --> 00:07:32,985 NO. I AT LEAST HAVE TO COMB MY HAIR. 139 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:34,921 MOM! 140 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:37,423 CAN I GO TO THE LANFORD-BUCHANAN GAME 141 00:07:37,423 --> 00:07:39,024 ON SATURDAY WITH JOHN ERDMAN? 142 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:41,994 HE'S GOT HIS LICENSE, AND HIS PARENTS ARE GONNA LET HIM THEIR THUNDERBIRD, 143 00:07:41,994 --> 00:07:44,963 BUT IF HE WRECKS IT, HE'S GOTTA PAY FOR IT OUT OF THE MONEY HE MAKES THIS SUMMER. 144 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:48,033 CONDENSE THAT, AND RE-SUBMIT IT IN THE MORNING. 145 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:48,968 [DOORBELL RINGS] 146 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:50,202 MOM? 147 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:51,103 YEAH, YOU CAN GO. 148 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:52,170 THANKS. 149 00:07:52,171 --> 00:07:53,172 I'LL GET IT. 150 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:55,174 DARLENE, YOU'RE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR. 151 00:07:55,174 --> 00:07:56,175 YEAH, RIGHT. 152 00:07:57,577 --> 00:07:59,378 I AIN'T KIDDING, DARLENE. 153 00:08:02,181 --> 00:08:03,682 HELLO, NICE MAN. 154 00:08:03,683 --> 00:08:06,185 WELCOME TO OUR WONDERFUL HOME. 155 00:08:07,386 --> 00:08:08,320 HI, BURT. 156 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,889 HEY, SORRY I'M EARLY. 157 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:11,390 YOU'RE NOT EARLY. 158 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:12,391 THANK YOU. 159 00:08:12,391 --> 00:08:13,892 YES, I AM. 160 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:15,394 BUT I DON'T WANT TO HARP ON IT. 161 00:08:15,394 --> 00:08:16,895 I HAVE A TENDENCY TO HARP ON THINGS. 162 00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:21,033 NOT FOR TOO LONG, JUST LONG ENOUGH FOR PEOPLE TO QUERY. 163 00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:24,703 QUIT QUERYING AT HIM AND SAY HI TO MR. DRUCKER. 164 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:25,771 BURT. 165 00:08:25,771 --> 00:08:28,273 THIS IS BECKY AND THAT'S DARLENE. 166 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:30,542 HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. 167 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:32,378 HEY, BURT! CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK? 168 00:08:32,378 --> 00:08:34,246 I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU HAVE ANY DIET BLACK BERRY SODA? 169 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:35,815 WE JUST RAN OUT. 170 00:08:35,815 --> 00:08:38,284 LET ME SEE WHAT WE DO HAVE. 171 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:40,786 WE GOT BEER, WE GOT COLA, WE GOT WINE. 172 00:08:40,786 --> 00:08:41,787 [BUZZ] 173 00:08:41,787 --> 00:08:44,289 SORRY, BURT. TIME'S UP. 174 00:08:45,791 --> 00:08:47,726 THIS DAMN REFRIGERATOR. 175 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,336 AND THIS IS MY SISTER, TINA TURNER. 176 00:09:00,339 --> 00:09:03,342 TINA, SAY HI TO BURT DRUCKER. 177 00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:04,843 HI, BURT. I'M JACKIE. 178 00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:06,345 NICE TO MEET YOU. 179 00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:07,846 NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. 180 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:08,848 OH! 181 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:11,851 A CUP. 182 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:17,857 WHY DON'T WE ALL SIT DOWN AND RELAX? 183 00:09:20,359 --> 00:09:21,360 JACKIE. 184 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,361 WHAT? 185 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:25,230 OH, NOTHING. I WAS JUST SAYING YOUR NAME. 186 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:26,198 OH. 187 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,601 ROSEANNE... 188 00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:30,903 JACKIE. 189 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:33,805 GOT A GREAT MEMORY, HUH? 190 00:09:33,806 --> 00:09:36,375 ROSEANNE...JACKIE... 191 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:37,275 BECKY... 192 00:09:37,276 --> 00:09:39,544 DAN...DARLENE... 193 00:09:39,545 --> 00:09:40,612 AND... 194 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:42,748 D.J. 195 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:46,017 NOW THAT WE'VE TAKEN ROLL... 196 00:09:46,018 --> 00:09:49,087 HIYA, D.J. I'M YOUR UNCLE BURT. 197 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:50,589 YOU AREN'T MY UNCLE. 198 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,593 OH, I KNOW, BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY NIECES OR NEPHEWS OF MY OWN. 199 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,094 COULDN'T I JUST PRETEND? 200 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:56,595 NO. 201 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,598 YOUR KIDS ARE GREAT, ROSEANNE. 202 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,901 YOU KNOW I REALLY LOVE CHILDREN. 203 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:04,403 SO, YOU LOOKING TO GET MARRIED, BURT? 204 00:10:04,403 --> 00:10:05,971 WELL, YEAH. YEAH. 205 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:08,474 I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN CLOSE A COUPLE TIMES. 206 00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:11,643 EVEN GOT STOOD UP AT THE ALTAR ONCE. 207 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:13,712 THAT IS SO SAD. 208 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:15,281 CRUSHING'S MORE LIKE IT. 209 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,784 HEY, HOW ABOUT YOU, JACKIE? 210 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,786 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MARRIED? 211 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:23,288 NO. I'M FORBIDDEN TO MARRY. 212 00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:27,459 IT'S A RELIGIOUS THING. 213 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:32,464 WELL, I'M GOING TO KEEP ON TRYING. 214 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,466 GOOD. 215 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,970 I MEAN, I REALLY LOVE THE IDEA OF FAMILY. 216 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:41,473 BARBECUES AND COOKOUTS AND HOLIDAYS, 217 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,975 GETTING UP EARLY ON SATURDAY MORNINGS 218 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:45,577 SO THE KIDS CAN WATCH CARTOONS. 219 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:47,146 SOMETHING TELLS ME, YOU'VE NEVER BEEN PUKED ON 220 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:49,148 BY A TWO-YEAR-OLD. 221 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:54,319 I'VE NEVER HAD A FAMILY BEFORE. 222 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,321 I MEAN, 223 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,822 A REAL FAMILY. 224 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:57,823 YEAH. 225 00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:58,824 D.J., 226 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:02,327 REMEMBER THIS ALL YOUR LIFE, 227 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,830 BECAUSE THESE MOMENTS ARE PRECIOUS. 228 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,698 BEING HERE WITH YOUR MOM, 229 00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:08,701 AND YOUR DAD AND YOUR SISTERS. 230 00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:11,203 BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHERE I GREW UP? 231 00:11:11,203 --> 00:11:14,072 I GREW UP IN A BIG STERILE MANSION. 232 00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:16,642 YOU KNOW WHO GAVE ME MY DINNER? 233 00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:18,410 BUTLERS. MAIDS. 234 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,079 PEOPLE MY PARENTS HIRED 235 00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:22,681 BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO BUSY TRAVELING AROUND THE WORLD 236 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,183 TO SPEND ANY TIME WITH ME. 237 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:27,753 DO YOU REALIZE THAT I DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL I WAS IN SEVENTH GRADE 238 00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:30,122 THAT MY DAD HAD A PROSTHETIC KNEE? 239 00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:32,424 A PROSTHETIC KNEE, D.J. 240 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,994 HE GOT IT PLAYING COLLEGE FOOTBALL. 241 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:37,997 BUT DO YOU THINK HE'D SO MUCH AS TOSS THE BALL AROUND WITH ME? 242 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:38,998 NO. 243 00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:39,999 SHOO! 244 00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:41,500 NO, IS RIGHT. 245 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:42,501 I FIGURED. 246 00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:50,976 THIS IS... 247 00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:53,044 I MEAN, THIS IS GREAT! 248 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,880 ROSEANNE. 249 00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:58,117 DAN-O! 250 00:11:58,117 --> 00:11:59,118 HEY. 251 00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:01,120 I JUST... 252 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:05,124 I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU... 253 00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:06,125 I MEAN, 254 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:09,128 DO YOU REALIZE HOW LUCKY YOU ARE? 255 00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:10,129 NO, NO. 256 00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:11,463 ROSEANNE? 257 00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:15,367 DO YOU REALIZE HOW LUCKY YOU ARE 258 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:18,870 TO HAVE ALL OF THESE BEAUTIFUL, PRECIOUS PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE? 259 00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:20,372 JACKIE. 260 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:22,707 BECKY. 261 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:25,711 DARLENE. 262 00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:26,611 AND... 263 00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:29,515 D.J. 264 00:12:31,817 --> 00:12:33,885 LITTLE...D.J. 265 00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:01,046 YEAH, YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO PICK THEM. 266 00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:04,049 OH, DON'T BE SO JUDGMENTAL. 267 00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:05,550 BURT IS UNDER A LOT OF STRESS, 268 00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:07,419 AND PLUS, HE'S AWAY FROM HOME. 269 00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:09,487 HOME IS THE KEY WORD THERE. 270 00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:11,490 BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THAT MAN BELONGS, 271 00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:13,258 IN A HOME. 272 00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:15,828 WHY, BECAUSE HE SHOWED A LITTLE EMOTION? 273 00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:18,831 I CAN'T BELIEVE I WORE A MINISKIRT 274 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:19,832 IN FRONT OF THAT GUY. 275 00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:25,337 COME ON, JACKIE, YOU KNOW IF HE WOULD'VE SAT THERE 276 00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:27,339 TELLING RAUNCHY JOKES ALL NIGHT 277 00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:29,841 AND PARKED UP ON MY FRONT LAWN, YOU'D BE ENGAGED. 278 00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:34,446 THE WHOLE DAMN DEFENSE IS ON THE D.L. 279 00:13:34,446 --> 00:13:36,448 THIS IS DAN CONNER FOR MIKE DITKA. 280 00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:37,949 YEAH. I'LL HOLD. 281 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,821 I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM LAST NIGHT. 282 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:45,324 I WAS ON MY WAY TO OZ WITH D.J. AND TOTO. 283 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,826 AND THE WICKED WITCH LOOKED IN HER CRYSTAL BALL, 284 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,829 AND BURT DRUCKER WAS ONE OF THEM FLYING MONKEYS. 285 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:53,833 SEE? 286 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:57,336 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THIS INSENSITIVITY. 287 00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,338 CAN'T A PERSON BE VULNERABLE 288 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,239 WITHOUT HAVING TO BE CRUCIFIED? 289 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,675 IN THIS HOUSE? 290 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,244 YOU KNOW, IT TOOK A LOT OF GUTS 291 00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:07,212 FOR BURT TO SAY SOME OF THE THINGS HE SAID. 292 00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:08,280 I'LL SAY. 293 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:13,118 THAT GUY'S A REAL CHEESEDOG IN A HARD-HAT. 294 00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:15,386 HUH, LOOK WHO'S TALKING. 295 00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:16,454 [DOORBELL RINGS] 296 00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:17,956 I'LL GET IT. 297 00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:19,325 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE COFFEE? 298 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:20,392 I WOULD LOVE SOME. 299 00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:21,893 ME, TOO. JACKIE, TWO COFFEES. 300 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,597 WHOA. 301 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,099 AWESOME. 302 00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:28,600 WHAT THE HELL? 303 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,603 WAIT A MINUTE. HOLY COW! 304 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:34,106 UH, SIR, I THINK YOU GOT THE WRONG HOUSE. 305 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:36,608 HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 306 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:37,610 UH, UH... 307 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,111 "THANKS FOR DINNER." 308 00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:40,112 OH, MY GOD. 309 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,283 WHO'S IT FROM? 310 00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:45,684 YOUR UNCLE BURT. 311 00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:48,153 OH, MY GOD. 312 00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:49,721 WE CAN'T ACCEPT THIS. 313 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,924 MOM, ARE YOU CRAZY? 314 00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:53,492 WHERE DO YOU WANT IT? 315 00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:54,993 BACK ON YOUR TRUCK. YOU GOT IT. 316 00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:57,496 GREAT. GREAT. GREAT. GREAT. IT'S HERE. 317 00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:59,998 THIS IS REALLY SWEET, BURT, 318 00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:02,001 BUT WE CAN'T ACCEPT IT. 319 00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:03,502 WELL, SURE YOU CAN. 320 00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:05,370 HEY, TIME IS MONEY. 321 00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:06,839 TAKE IT AWAY! 322 00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:07,906 NO, NO, NO. JUST LEAVE EVERYTHING RIGHT HERE, 323 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,910 AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF IT. 324 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,646 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY. 325 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,214 LAST NIGHT WAS VERY SPECIAL FOR ME, 326 00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:16,982 AND, WELL... 327 00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:20,552 I WANTED TO THANK YOU IN A VERY SPECIAL WAY. 328 00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:25,791 BURT, ARE YOU GOING TO NEED A HANDKERCHIEF AGAIN? 329 00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:27,359 YOU KNOW, I FEEL 330 00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:28,860 LIKE YOU'RE MY SISTER, TOO. 331 00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:32,998 IS THAT STRANGE? 332 00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,499 FOR YOU? NO. 333 00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:36,468 SO... 334 00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:38,436 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. 335 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,439 I BROUGHT OVER SOME OF MY LAUNDRY. 336 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,940 PRETTY TACKY, DON'T YOU THINK? 337 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,944 I KNOW YOU'D NEVER SAY THAT TO ME, 338 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:48,414 BUT BELIEVE ME, I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 339 00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:50,482 SO, WHAT'S ON THE TUBE? 340 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:52,484 VISITOR FROM ANOTHER PLANET. 341 00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:56,488 HEY, YOU WANT TO THROW THOSE IN THE WASHER 342 00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:57,989 FOR YOUR UNCLE BURT? 343 00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,291 NO STARCH, OK? 344 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,526 OH, LISTEN TO ME. 345 00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:03,028 SOME NERVE I HAVE. 346 00:16:03,028 --> 00:16:04,529 WHOA, BURT, WHOA! 347 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:05,864 DARLENE, FREEZE! 348 00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:08,900 GIVE. 349 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,841 YOU'RE RIGHT. 350 00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:17,943 YOU'RE RIGHT. 351 00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:22,514 OH, JUST LEAVE IT HERE, BURT, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 352 00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:25,917 SO...WHAT'S EVERYBODY DOING TODAY? 353 00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:29,355 UH... 354 00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:30,356 WE DO... 355 00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:33,359 WELL, SATURDAY IS NOT A GOOD DAY. 356 00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:35,861 IT'S REALLY NOT A GOOD DAY. 357 00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:38,363 IT'S SHOPPING, COOKING, CLEANING... 358 00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:49,174 [SINGING THE 1812 OVERTURE] 359 00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:56,114 WELL, YOU HAD ENOUGH OF ME YET? 360 00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:57,116 UH-HUH. 361 00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:59,618 KIDS GET TIRED OF ME FASTER. 362 00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:02,120 MOM, CAN I TAKE A BATH, 363 00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,422 PLEASE? 364 00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:07,058 YES. 365 00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:08,126 GREAT. 366 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,296 KIDS ARE-- 367 00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:12,864 ARE SO PURE. 368 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,366 DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID TO ME OUTSIDE? 369 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,868 "BURT, I HATE YOU." 370 00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:21,372 WELL, HE PROBABLY HEARD IT FROM BECKY AND DARLENE. 371 00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:26,177 THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS FAMILY. 372 00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:28,079 YOU'RE ALL SO OPEN AND HONEST. 373 00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:31,216 BURT, SIT DOWN. 374 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,284 NO, AT THE TABLE! 375 00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:35,287 THIS OK? 376 00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:36,288 PERFECT. 377 00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:44,596 BURT, WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS? 378 00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:46,564 YOU MEAN OBNOXIOUS? 379 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,633 NOT JUST THE OBNOXIOUS THING, 380 00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:51,103 BUT THE RELENTLESS NEEDY THING, TOO. 381 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:55,173 MOST PEOPLE ARE TOO PROUD TO ADMIT THAT THEY'RE NEEDY. 382 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:57,676 I MEAN, I TELL YOU THIS 383 00:17:57,676 --> 00:18:00,679 WITH EVERY BIT OF HONESTY IN MY BEING. 384 00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:02,080 I HAVE NO PRIDE. 385 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,516 AND I BELIEVE THAT, BURT. 386 00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:08,520 I GUESS PEOPLE JUST CAN'T HANDLE THAT. 387 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,022 WELL, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 388 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:14,026 HOW DID YOU GET THIS FAR IN LIFE 389 00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,527 WITHOUT SOMEBODY JUST DRIVING 390 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:18,096 A BIG OL' STAKE THROUGH YOUR HEAD? 391 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,666 WELL, GO FIGURE. 392 00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:24,169 WELL, HAVE YOU EVER GONE TO A SHRINK, OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT? 393 00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:28,173 OH, YEAH, 3, 4 TIMES A WEEK UNTIL I WAS 30. 394 00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:31,376 BELIEVE ME, I USED TO BE REALLY MESSED UP. 395 00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:35,246 WELL, DO YOU WANT US TO HATE YOU? 396 00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:37,315 NO, I WANT TO BE LOVED 397 00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:38,817 JUST AS MUCH AS EVERYONE ELSE. 398 00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:40,819 I'M JUST LOUSY AT DOING 399 00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:43,822 WHATEVER IT IS PEOPLE DO TO GET LOVED. 400 00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:45,824 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 401 00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:47,325 IN MY WHOLE LIFE 402 00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:50,095 I'VE NEVER REALLY HAD ONE REAL FRIEND. 403 00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:53,331 [DOOR SLAMS] 404 00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:54,399 ROSIE, NOW! 405 00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:02,107 STAY. 406 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:08,080 IS THAT ANY WAY TO TALK TO A GUEST? 407 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:12,084 HE OFFERED TO GET BECKY A MASTERCARD. 408 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,752 HE'S GOT TO GO. 409 00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:15,186 NO, HE DOESN'T, DAN. 410 00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:17,222 WHAT? WHAT? 411 00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:18,890 HE'S A HUMAN BEING. 412 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,893 YOU GOT PROOF OF THAT? 413 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,995 AND HE HAS NEEDS. 414 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:26,565 NEEDS? NEEDS? HE NEEDS TO GET OUR KIDS CREDIT? 415 00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:29,067 WHAT KIND OF MAN IS THIS? 416 00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:31,569 JUST CALM DOWN. I'M MAKING SOME HEADWAY. 417 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:35,507 I THINK I CAN HAVE HIM OUT OF HERE BY FEBRUARY. 418 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:38,576 HE'S OUT OF HERE TONIGHT. HE'S OUT NOW. 419 00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:41,479 WHAT DID HE DO THAT WAS SO WRONG? 420 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,483 HE GAVE YOU A JOB, AND HE GAVE ME A JOB. 421 00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:46,985 HE TRIED TO GIVE US A REFRIGERATOR, 422 00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:49,487 AND THE ONLY THING HE WANTS FROM US 423 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:51,556 IS A LITTLE BIT OF LOVE AND AFFECTION, 424 00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:54,159 WHICH HAPPENS TO BE THE ONLY THING WE CAN AFFORD TO GIVE. 425 00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:55,860 YOU KNOW, DAN, 426 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,430 WE ARE CHILDREN OF THE SIXTIES, 427 00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:01,433 AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO LOVE EVERYBODY, REMEMBER? 428 00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,401 JUST DO IT FOR ME. 429 00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:09,841 GO AHEAD AND HATE YOUR NEIGHBOR 430 00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:12,610 GO AHEAD AND CHEAT A FRIEND 431 00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:15,480 BURT, YOU WANT SOME COFFEE? 432 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,482 TO GO, RIGHT? 433 00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:18,950 NO, TO STAY. 434 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,353 YEAH, I'D LOVE TO. 435 00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:24,422 WE'RE TAKING THE KIDS TO THE MOVIES LATER. 436 00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:26,291 YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN US. 437 00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:27,425 BUT? 438 00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:28,627 NO BUTS. 439 00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:29,694 ONE BUT. 440 00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:31,196 IF YOU'RE OUR GUEST, 441 00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:32,697 THAT MEANS YOU GOT TO BE OUR GUEST. 442 00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,199 THAT MEANS NO BUYING US DINNER, 443 00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:37,202 NO BUYING US MAJOR HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES, 444 00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:41,172 AND NO ESTABLISHING CREDIT CARDS FOR THE KIDS. 445 00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:45,143 YOU GUYS ARE... 446 00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:46,144 TERRIFIC. 447 00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:48,646 I MEAN, I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE 448 00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:50,048 QUITE LIKE YOU BEFORE. 449 00:20:50,048 --> 00:20:53,851 WE NEVER MET NOBODY LIKE YOU NEITHER, BURT. 450 00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:56,421 I MEAN, I'VE INVADED YOUR PRIVACY. 451 00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:57,922 I'M RUINING YOUR WEEKEND. 452 00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,424 I'VE ALIENATED YOUR KIDS. 453 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:02,493 AND JUST THINK, YOU HARDLY KNOW US. 454 00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:04,462 DAN... 455 00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:08,467 ROSEANNE, THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST NIGHT-- 456 00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,969 THE BEST WEEKEND OF MY LIFE. 457 00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:11,970 I WANT TO THANK YOU 458 00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:16,174 IN THE ONLY WAY I CAN SEE FIT. I'M LEAVING. 459 00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:17,241 BURT... 460 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:20,746 DON'T--DON'T TOY WITH US. 461 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,854 I MEAN, YOU'VE RENEWED MY FAITH IN HUMANITY. 462 00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:31,356 AS YOU MIGHT GUESS, 463 00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:34,359 I'M PRETTY BAD AT GOODBYES. 464 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:35,693 I'LL SEE YOU AT WORK. 465 00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:46,004 I CAN'T DO IT. 466 00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:53,011 OH, THAT'S OK, BURT. AT LEAST YOU TRIED. 467 00:21:53,011 --> 00:21:55,513 BECKY, DARLENE, COME ON. 468 00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:58,517 WE'RE GOING TO THE MALL WITH UNCLE BURT! 469 00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:04,522 GIVE IT TO JACKIE. HELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL TO DO WITH IT. 470 00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:07,025 ALL I KNOW IS MY BACK HURTS. 471 00:22:07,025 --> 00:22:10,528 YOU THINK I DON'T FEEL LIKE A [BLEEP]. 472 00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:12,030 DAMN, THIS THING'S HEAVY. 473 00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:13,031 OH! 474 00:22:13,031 --> 00:22:15,533 SHUT UP! TWIST ON IT. 475 00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:18,537 NO, TURN IT THIS WAY. JUST LIKE THAT. 476 00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:20,539 YOU'RE HITTING THE [BLEEP] TABLE. 477 00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:22,541 [BLEEP] THE TABLE. OPEN THE DOOR! 478 00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:26,444 WAIT A MINUTE! GET OFF MY [BLEEP] FOOT. 479 00:22:26,445 --> 00:22:27,512 OHH! 480 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,015 YOU GOTTA PULL IT STRAIGHT BACK. 481 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,016 ALL RIGHT. 482 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,518 'CAUSE WE HAVE TO MAKE A BIG [BLEEP] TURN HERE. 483 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:37,522 OK, HELP ME OUT HERE. HELP STRAIGHTEN ME OUT HERE. 484 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:40,024 WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. 485 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,026 OK, TAKE IT BACK STRAIGHT. 486 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,027 STRAIGHT! 487 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,528 OK, NOW PULL IT OUT WIDE 488 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:45,530 TO THE RIGHT. 489 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:48,032 THE RIGHT! OUT THIS WAY. 490 00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:51,536 OK, NOW STRAIGHTEN IT OUT. 491 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:52,537 OK. 492 00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:53,538 NO! 493 00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:55,540 OK, COME ON. 494 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:56,541 NO! YOU'RE HITTING THE DOOR. 495 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:59,043 OK, A LITTLE MORE THIS WAY. 496 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:00,545 THIS WAY. 497 00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:02,046 THIS WAY. 498 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:04,049 OK, STRAIGHT. 499 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,051 OK. 500 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,590 I'M GOING TO KILL THE [BLEEP] 501 00:23:12,591 --> 00:23:14,593 IF I EVER SEE HIM AGAIN. 502 00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:17,596 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 503 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:22,196 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33416

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