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Katie's flight was early.
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Claimed her bags at carousel six,
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traffic moderate, no gay parades.
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She'll be here any minute.
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I can't believe I let her go
to Chicago with David.
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Why didn't I kiss her
or fake a heart attack
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and have her save my life
by a mouth to mouth,
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and be forever bonded in that way
that only survivors can?
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I tried that at a bar once.
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A fat guy gave me CPR
and cracked my rib.
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It's all gonna be over at any minute,
and I'll know if she slept with him.
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Forget sleeping.
What if they had sex?
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- It's just you.
- Is she back yet? Am I too late?
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- Any minute.
- Thank God.
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I would not want to miss whatever
stupid thing you two are about to do.
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Mark's all worried that Katie and David
slept together.
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It's real simple. She said the weekend
was "good", they had sex.
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If she said it was "fine",
they didn't have sex.
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If she said it was amazing
they used bullwhips and cupcakes.
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- What are you doing?
- Just checking out the doorknob.
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I'm in a club.
We admire doorknobs.
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Talk about a knob,
they don't make them like that anymore.
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I've got groceries!
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Everybody owes me $27.
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I don't have the cash,
but I do have a coupon.
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Three tomatoes for a dollar.
You can make soup, you can make sauce,
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or you can juggle.
It's a bargain.
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Get me the cash now.
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- Hi, Katie! You're back.
- I'm back!
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Cool, cool.
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- Hey, everybody.
- There she is. I missed you.
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Did you bring us gifts?
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It's okay if you didn't.
My father never did either.
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- So, how was Chicago?
- It was fine.
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It was really good.
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Wait, you just said it was fine.
Which was it, fine or good?
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Fine.
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It was good.
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- What's in the bag?
- Cupcakes.
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VO: pluch, spirit
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VF: pluch, sehderik, spirit, yeko
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www.sub-way.fr
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It's nice for becoming
friends in our own right.
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We don't need Mark
to have a good time.
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- He's coming, right?
- He said he was.
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My God, man, where have you been?
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{pos(192,210)}I figured out what to do.
No more waiting, no more wondering.
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I'm taking Katie to the theater.
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{pos(192,210)}I officially don't care what she did
or did not do in Chicago.
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No more talk of Chicago.
Forget Chicago.
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- What are you seeing?
- "Chicago."
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{pos(192,210)}We agreed that it was best
to do nothing,
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{pos(192,210)}- and just let her come to you.
- I tried that,
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{pos(192,210)}and she left{walked out the door} while I stood
there looking at her like an idiot.
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{pos(192,210)}Buying theater tickets for her
is a huge deal. It's{ gonna} seem like a date.
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This is the brilliance of my plan.
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Partway through,
I'll turn it into a date.
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{pos(192,210)}- How?
- We'll enjoy the show,
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{pos(192,210)}we'll bond over "Chicago's"
classic love story
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{pos(192,210)}of a woman cheating on her husband
and murder her lover{ purely} to get famous,
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{pos(192,210)}then dinner,
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{pos(192,210)}then cupcakes.
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{pos(192,210)}But what if something happened
with Katie and David in Chicago?
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Inviting her to a play
could be a huge mistake.
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{pos(192,210)}Now this is weird, but I agree
with "Napoleon dynamite" over here.
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{pos(192,210)}You could be spending 300 bucks to take
another guy's girlfriend to the theater.
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Again, this is my brilliance.
I'm going to downplay it.
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The "downplay".
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- What's the downplay?
- I'll act casual,
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but it's no big deal.
Two roommates going to a play.
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I get it.
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A"down" play.
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No, the tactic is called
the downplay.
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Right, got it.
A play that's down like sad.
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I'm sorry, I'm trying really hard
to fit in here.
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Here they come.
Downplay in five, four, three, two...
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
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This is so not a big deal at all,
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but I just got two free tickets
to "Chicago" for tomorrow night.
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I'll go.
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Perfect.
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It's not every night you see a couple
of men together at a Broadway musical.
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No, Thom it's tomorrow night.
You have plans, remember?
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That thing that you do at that place
where you do it?
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Ballroom dancing
is what I have to do.
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Gotta work on my paso doble.
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- It's the dance of love.
- That's the tango.
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Don't you learn that
in the first class?
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Baby, I learn
a lot of things I forget.
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- So, does anybody else want to go?
- I'll go.
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- Oh, pick me!
- That was close Hope,
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but Katie was already standing,
and you had to jump up, so...
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I'm gonna go with Katie. Next time.
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{You know what? }Here's a little something
for you in the meantime.
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- What's this?
- A coupon for
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a huge bag of cat food.
Feeds a hundred cats.
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- But I don't have a hundred cats.
- Yet.
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Hey, man.
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- What are you doing?
- Four-minutes meditation.
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At the same time,
I'm doing three-minute abs.
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Which leaves me one minute
for a butt clench.
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A little something for the ladies.
What's up?
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I'm going to the theater later.
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I need my sport coat.
I left it here when I moved out.
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Yeah, that's gone.
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Gone? What do you mean gone?
I sold a bag of your things to Alyssa.
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It's bad enough she has a crush on me.
Now she has my jacket?
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That's my lucky jacket.
This is a big night for me.
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I'm sorry about the jacket,
but I ask you...
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Are you prepared if tonight turns
romantic with Katie?
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- What do you mean?
- It's for you.
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It's a personal male
grooming device.
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For the "frodown below".
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- What?
- It's called the "Trailblazer 4000".
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It blazes one happy trail.
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- The trailblazer?
- Yes, as seen on TV.
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It shows the ladies you care,
and it gives the illusion of size.
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No, not for a bunch of reasons.
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Hi, Mark.
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The trailblazer 4000.
Is it a party?
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Hi, Alyssa.
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- Can I get my jacket back?
- No.
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- But it's mine.
- It's not a jacket anymore.
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It's a pillow now.
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Every night while I sleep,
I drool on you.
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- You can have it.
- Thanks.
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Well, I have some plans now,
and forever.
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But before I go, I wrote
another song about you.
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Put my pimp whip into park
cause I'm the matriarch
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busting rhymes from dawn to dark,
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can I get a mark, Mark?
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I'll have a giant cookie, please.
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That'll be $14.
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For a cookie?
Does it come with a couch?
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If it makes you feel any better,
I have to work 1h30 to make that much.
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It does a little. Thank you.
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- Quick, hide this bread.
- What? Why?
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- Are you pulling office pranks again?
- Yes.
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I took it from Pedro's desk drawer.
His own sandwiches,
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and he goes crazy
when he can't find it.
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Quick, quick.
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Hide it. Here he comes.
You'll see, it'll be hilarious.
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Stop stealing my bread.
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I'm watching you.
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Oh, man.
I love it.
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Funny stuff.
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Why are you putting on red lipstick
to go to the theater with Mark?
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{What are you talking about?}I always wear
lipstick when I go out.
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But it's kind of a slutty color.
I totally love it.
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- That's not for Mark, is it?
- What? No.
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It's not like a date.
He practically invited Thom.
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I got a whole theory
about those two.
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- Hey, Hope.
- Hi.
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Hey, Katie, so I was...
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Hope, could you give us a minute?
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She's gonna tell me{ what you say},
so I might as well hear it for myself.
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Please go do some work.
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So, Katie, you have
any plans for later?
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I do. Why, is there something
really good I'm missing?
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Yes, a business dinner
with me at Vita.
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Sure it's all business?
That's a romantic place.
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It's romantic business.
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- Well, can't it wait?
- Absolutely. Until after dinner.
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{So }This dinner is really important?
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I mean, without food, we would die.
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{So }I'll pick you up here at your desk.
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Hope, you can get up now.
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-{ So} I have a slight problem here.
- I heard.
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This is so cool.
Vita is{, like,} the best restaurant in town.
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{If you had the option to go to }Between dinner with the boss{ or the} and theater
with your friend, what would you do?
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Keep in mind, she and the boss
had a very nice time in Chicago,
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but they didn't{ technically} cross the line.
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I wanted to{, trust me.},
but I already kissed the friend.
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We've all kissed Mark. It happens.
You gargle and move on.
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But I don't remember{ the kiss}
because I was drunk.
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{The point is }I say she should go with the boss
to find out where{ that relationship is} it's going.
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But I{ was wanting} wanted to go{ to the theater} with the friend
to see where{ that relationship is} it's going.
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He's the one I kissed.
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{In addition, }The friend got the tickets for free,
{ so it's not like he}he didn't make a big move or anything.
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{But }Maybe he will at the theater.
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She kissed him, he didn't make a move,
and now he's invited her to the theater.
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I've got a whole theory
about him and his little friend.
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If you can without the other one
finding out, take them both as lovers.
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It's exhausting, but worth it.
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Katie, I got you a cookie.
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- Where's Katie?
- There's good news and bad news
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- and good news and bad news.
- Yeah, go on.
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The bad news is Katie's stuck
at a business dinner with David.
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The good news is you offered the tickets
to everyone and probably don't mind.
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The other bad news is
I've already seen this play.
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{And }The other good news is I didn't have
dinner, and that cookie{ looks} is fantastic.
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So{ David and Katie are} they're having a business dinner?
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Where{ are they having} is this so-called
business dinner?
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Vita. Now shut up.
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{pos(192,210)}The guy must really love business
because that's a romantic place.
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{pos(192,210)}It's fine, but why do people feel
the need to eat while they do business?
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{pos(192,210)}You don't{ really} enjoy the meal
and you don't{ really} do business.{ It's a} Bad I idea.
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{pos(192,210)}The show is starting.
Close your cookie hole.
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I just don't get it.{ I mean,} These actors
are working{ right now}. Are they eating{ food as well}? No.
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Thank you.
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I was thanking you for shushing him.
Shush you back.
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Did he force her{ to go} because he's her boss?
There are laws{ against that}.
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{Because }She seemed{ pretty} excited about this show.
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I paid $300 for these tickets.
I can talk if I want to.
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Happy?
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This food is so good.
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I wish we could have
all our business meals at Vita.
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You've got to try
the braised pork cheek.
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I know it sounds gross,
but it's really good.
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It just goes to show you,
all parts of the pig are delicious.
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Bad for them, good for us.
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Now you taste mine.
Polenta.
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Who knew{ that if they fried up} a cornmeal fried in butter{, it}
would taste like{ a little slice of} heaven?
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So...
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So...
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See the crazy sixers game
last night?
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Missed it.
Really bummed.
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- It was a great game.
- Shame.
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I love... baseball?
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- Basketball, Thom.
- Right.
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I'm trying so hard to fit in.
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- Hey.
- Hey, I got your text.
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Did you really go to the restaurant
to spy on Katie and David?
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They were making googly eyes at each
other while he fed her some{ gross-looking} meat.
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I think we can all admit
the downplay's a failure.
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- Time to get back on the horse.
- The whores. Right.
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Horse, Thom. Horse.
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Why would he want
to have sex with a horse?
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Maybe you're right.
Maybe I should just move on.
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You can't just move on from Katie.
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You're supposed to get married
and move to the country
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where I'll live above the garage,
bed widow women,{ and} tend to my beehives.
233
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You still want that for us,
don't you?
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I know I do.
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00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:59,830
Your friend looks sad.
Can we help him?
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Yeah. This is Mark.
237
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I'm Kelly.
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You have really soulful eyes.
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- Can we sit down?
- Sure.
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It's good you're here.
Mark's{ really} ready to get back on the whores.
241
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That's good.
Wine really goes to my head.
242
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{That's }A shame.
243
00:15:42,831 --> 00:15:46,236
Look, David, I'm just not sure
we should go down this path.
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But it's such a pretty path.
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Been down that path a million times.
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Not a million...
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That would be a lot.
I've been down it a few.
248
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Probably the exact right amount
for a woman my age.
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It's really good wine.
250
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{Katie, }The fact that we're attracted to each
other already puts us on the path.
251
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You are totally different
than anyone I've ever dated.
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You are cool and worldly,
253
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but sweet and down to earth,
254
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and every day I get to see
how you are with people.
255
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How you make 'em smile.
256
00:16:25,939 --> 00:16:27,068
You are special.
257
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I'm getting embarrassed.
258
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,777
You're braising my cheeks.
259
00:16:36,483 --> 00:16:38,163
So what's the problem?
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00:16:38,938 --> 00:16:41,241
Well, full disclosure.
261
00:16:42,164 --> 00:16:44,961
I recently kissed someone else,
and I don't know what's going on there.
262
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,006
Was it Pedro?
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00:16:51,914 --> 00:16:53,637
'cause I saw you with his bread.
264
00:16:57,549 --> 00:16:58,792
No, it wasn't Pedro.
265
00:16:59,991 --> 00:17:02,103
Well, then you're right.
This is confusing.
266
00:17:02,374 --> 00:17:04,272
I just have some things
I have to figure out.
267
00:17:05,312 --> 00:17:08,985
All right, no problem. Figure out
what you want, and I'll be here.
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00:17:09,964 --> 00:17:11,986
- Really?
- Absolutely.
269
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You are worth waiting for.
270
00:17:18,019 --> 00:17:19,707
How long are we looking at here?
271
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Can you let me know by midnight?
272
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,781
There you are.
We have to talk.
273
00:17:28,460 --> 00:17:29,652
What happened?
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Mark paid $300 for those theater
tickets, which is shocking
275
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because I didn't know he had $300.
276
00:17:39,418 --> 00:17:42,790
- Why would he say he got 'em for free?
- I've been thinking about that.
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I think he was trying
to downplay it.
278
00:17:46,806 --> 00:17:49,755
- Why would he downplay it?
- I've been thinking about that, too.
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00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:54,746
I think it's because he didn't
want you to think it was a date,
280
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which it was... in his mind.
It was a mind date.
281
00:18:01,386 --> 00:18:05,125
Before I left for Chicago, I waited
for Mark to come to me. He did nothing.
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00:18:05,758 --> 00:18:08,844
Maybe he regrets being
a bumbling scared little boy bitch.
283
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:12,264
Or...
284
00:18:12,574 --> 00:18:15,560
Maybe the kiss freaked him out,
and he{ just} wants to hang out{ with me} as friends,
285
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but doesn't want it to seem like
he has feelings{ for me}.
286
00:18:18,069 --> 00:18:19,431
OK, but why the theater?
287
00:18:19,745 --> 00:18:21,599
He could hang out
with you here for free.
288
00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:25,867
Think about this!
The play was Chicago!
289
00:18:26,446 --> 00:18:28,606
Shut up, you're right!
I just went to Chicago with David!
290
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I know!
And Mark bought you a giant cookie.
291
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:34,070
- I love giant cookies.
- I know.
292
00:18:34,629 --> 00:18:36,614
So I stood Mark up,
{and }I would've loved to have gone.
293
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,992
- What are you saying, {Are you saying }you like him?
- I don't know.
294
00:18:39,331 --> 00:18:41,119
- What about David?
-{ I don't know,} I have until midnight.
295
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,477
-{ Midnight for} What?
- I don't know!
296
00:18:42,602 --> 00:18:44,415
- I hate the downplay!
- It is a bad idea.
297
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- {It's }Never good.
- Where is Mark?
298
00:18:46,229 --> 00:18:48,293
- He's at the bar.
- I'm gonna go talk to him,
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see what he meant
by the Chicago downplay.
300
00:18:50,721 --> 00:18:52,797
I'll go with you,
but you're gonna downplay it, right?
301
00:18:54,519 --> 00:18:56,652
Of course.
Love the downplay when I use it.
302
00:19:03,882 --> 00:19:06,939
- You are just precious.
- Stop it.
303
00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:08,660
OK, go on.
304
00:19:16,199 --> 00:19:19,079
If he does like me,
he has a weird way of showing it.
305
00:19:20,902 --> 00:19:22,330
The guy kisses everybody.
306
00:19:34,296 --> 00:19:35,885
I'm gonna go grab a bite.
{You }Wanna come?
307
00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:38,433
No, thanks.
I'm having lunch here. I'm starving.
308
00:19:38,558 --> 00:19:40,023
OK, I'll see you in a bit.
309
00:19:47,931 --> 00:19:49,508
Can it wait till after lunch?
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Fine.
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Pedro.
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00:20:17,913 --> 00:20:22,463
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