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The umbrella in the drink
is not the strongest chick magnet.
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It attracts a certain kind of woman.
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They're called men.
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You are at the apartment for a month
and you still haven't asked katie out.
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- What are you waiting for?
- She come off the break-up with Ben.
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Before I make my move,
I wanna be sure she's ready to move on.
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I need a clear sign,
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like a flashing neon sign saying,
"Go for it, Mark."
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Waiting on a clear sign from a woman...
Do you even like sex?
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Oh my god. You guys
are not gonna believe this.
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Katie's ex is here
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and he's with another woman.
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And a hot one too.
Good for him.
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I mean... that bastard.
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Katie broke up with him three weeks ago.
It's dating etiquette.
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You're not supposed to be seen in public
with someone else for at least a month.
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- How could that girl over Katie?
- Katie's way cuter.
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Did you see those cheap rhinestones
glued on her nails?
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With breasts like that,
I don't care if she has arms.
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I mean... that bastard.
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Not good.
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- Katie's on her way right now.
- This will devastate her.
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I'll call and tell her to go
someplace else.
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- Too late.
- Hey, guys.
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Order me a beer.
I've gotta go to the bathroom.
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- What's the hurry?
- I've been on the D train for 45 min.
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Passed "hurry", coming up
on "get the hell out of my way".
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You know what?
The bathrooms here are terrible.
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There's a great one around the corner...
They play soft jazz. Let's go.
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What is wrong with you people?
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I didn't expect to see you here.
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But I figured we were bound
to run into each other sooner or later.
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We're both adults,
so it's cool, right?
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Totally cool.
Are you kidding?
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- Good seeing you.
- Good seeing you.
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- Looks like we dodged a bullet.
- Just one little thing.
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You know what's funny?
We dated six months,
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we shared secrets,
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bared our souls, and we just broke up
and you're already out with some tramp.
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I'm sure you're very nice.
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But you know what?
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If you can move on, so can I.
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Maybe I'll go out with the first guy
that I see.
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Hot wings.
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- Wanna go out tonight?
- Totally.
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Stay. I'm making a point.
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And the point is that I am moving on
from you.
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Love the nails!
Moving on, jerk.
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There's your sign. Go after her.
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Not you!
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-- Room-A-Team --
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VO: pluch, -Ori-
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www.sub-way.fr
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Shooting star.
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Naked lady.
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Katie's moving on.
She's ready to start dating again.
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- It's my chance. I'm gonna ask her out.
- Great.
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I'll help.
Pretend I'm katie and ask me out.
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- What? Why?
- You know how you are around girls.
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You get nervous, stammer and then
you throw in random spanish words.
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I do not.
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That's why we practice. You're in denial
about the holes in your game.
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This is important.
Now ask.
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Fine.
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I was just...
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- You didn't even let me finish.
- Be forceful. Go.
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We've been living
together for a while now...
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Boring.
I got a ton of guys to pick from.
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Sweep me off my feet.
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Do you want to get a drink?
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- Dinner?
- I'm washing my hair.
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- Concert?
- I'm drying my hair.
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Come on.
You're killing my confidence.
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Sorry. I always wanted to know
what it was like to play hard to get.
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You're ready.
Now go ask Katie out.
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- Thanks.
- Call me.
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Why is there a mattress
in the hallway?
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We're having a ben purge.
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I'm getting rid of everything
that reminds me of Ben.
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- It's like, I'm cleansing my life.
- It's a benema.
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Great. I'll help.
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- That was mine.
- Sorry.
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That was a gift from my mom, jerk.
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It feels so good to be starting fresh.
It's kind of exciting.
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- I'm back out there.
- Anyhoo,
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I thought maybe we could...
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You know, with the benema and all,
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we could, you know,
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grab a drink.
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It'd beloco.
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I have to go get a mattress.
They're having a midnight madness sale
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over at club bed.
You wanna come with me?
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That would be no problema, senorita.
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I'll go grab my purse.
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They're serving wine at a bed store.
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Fancy.
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Guess they wanna get you drunk
to get you into bed.
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Thanks for coming with me.
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- I don't know that much about beds.
- I'm great in bed...
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Great with beds!
You know. I know a lot about beds.
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- Cheers.
- To moving on.
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To moving on.
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So you wanna hop into bed?
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Sure.
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This one seems nice.
What do you think?
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Here. Sit by me.
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I wanna see what it feels
like to watch tv in bed.
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Never thought I'd be here in bed
drinking wine with Katie Bowman.
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Look at me in bed drinking wine
with Mark Fletcher.
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It's crazy.
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Loco loco.
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I like this one.
I could get used to this
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me too.
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So listen,
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- I was thinking...
- Check out that bed. Great.
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I'm gonna go get something.
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Have you asked Katie out yet?
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I was about to,
but I spilled some wine.
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You smuggled wine into a bed store?
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You dog.
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- So how's it going?
- It's a minor setback,
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- but it's going really well.
- That's great.
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You're not speaking
any spanish, are you?
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I used to think
she was only into guys like Ben but
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- I start to think I could be her type.
- Of course you're her type.
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Repeat after me:
"I am Katie's type".
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I am Katie's type.
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- Again.
- I am Katie's type.
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Good. Now go get her.
Make me proud.
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Call me.
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I am Katie's type.
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I am Katie's type.
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- Guess what?
- You bought a bed?
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- I have a date.
- With who?
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With me.
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I turn away for two seconds
and katie is on a date with a guy
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who looks like me,
dresses like me...
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Thom, he is me.
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I see.
He's your clone.
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- In a matter of speaking.
- Or he could actually be your clone.
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- He couldn't.
- Stranger things have happened.
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They haven't.
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This is terrible. I've actually missed
my chance with Katie with me.
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Look on the bright side:
it means you are Katie's type.
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What use is that?
What if he marries her?
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Awesome.
Then it's not just a passing fancy.
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Maybe this goes deeper.
Maybe there's only a certain
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amount of sex in NY for people
who look like me,
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and he's been taking all of it.
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That would explain a lot.
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Those evil clones.
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He is not a clone.
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Right.
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Of course.
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Not a clone.
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- You finally beat me at something.
- I play a lot while I'm at home.
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The silver lining to long-term
unemployment.
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Chill, man.
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I'm a little tense.
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Cause Katie's on a date?
Don't worry.
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She'll be back any minute complaining
about what a loser he is.
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I found a winner!
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Oh my god.
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Eric is amazing!
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- See?
- So you like him?
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He's such a great guy.
It's nice to talk to a guy
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without thinking he wants
to get you into bed,
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especially since he's a bed salesman.
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Bed salesman...
It's a good angle.
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Everybody be here tomorrow night.
Eric is cooking us dinner.
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Have you seen my lucky bra?
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Wait. Lucky bra?
Why would you need that?
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All bras are lucky.
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They get to hold breasts all day.
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It's for me.
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I like to feel pretty
even if no one is gonna see it.
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And pretty equals confident
equals sexy equals bed.
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He's not trying to get me into bed.
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Buying a girl a bed
to get her into bed.
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It's so simple.
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You guys, stop eating.
Eric is cooking us dinner.
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I know.
Just loading up in case it sucks.
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- He's a mattress salesman after all.
- And a chef.
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A chef who works at a mattress store.
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Maybe he'll make us a sheet cake.
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Or pigs in a blanket.
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Wait.
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Run through it.
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- You smell nice.
- Thank you.
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Great place!
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- Oh my.
- Told you.
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Eric, you remember Mark
from the store?
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- What's up, man?
- What's up, man?
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- Im hope.
- Nice to meet you.
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I understand
you're a mattress salesman.
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Do people need new mattresses often?
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Sleep is very vital
for long life and health.
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Rough game though,
tough to make a living.
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Not really. I own the store.
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He has four locations.
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Any more like you at home?
They can be ugly. I don't care.
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I'm more of an artist.
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I'm an actor. I act.
I like to feed the soul.
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I like to feed myself.
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- You two kinda look alike.
- I noticed that at the store.
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There may be a slight resemblance.
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Who knows? Maybe we are related.
My dad was a traveling salesman.
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Funny, my mom's a whore.
What's for dinner?
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I thought I'd bake a chick
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with a garlic de provence sachet
and a nice three-pepper risotto.
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This is a nightmare.
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I could take it when she was dating ben.
He's nothing like me, but this guy?
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He's more successful, more compelling,
more interesting version of me.
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I think he might sleep
with both of 'em.
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- Do you have any white pepper?
- White pepper.
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You mean salt?
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I mean white pepper.
The risotto won't be the same without.
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Eric wants some
white pepper... fetch.
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I really appreciate it,
little brother.
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No problem.
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You wanna come with me,
to make sure I get the right thing?
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I would, but the risotto keeps sticking,
and I need katie's help to stir.
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Seriously, do you have a cousin?
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He could be stupid or in jail.
I really don't care.
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It's open.
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Thom, this is a nightmare.
What are you doing?
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Enjoying my new 7 foot big screen tv.
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That's the same Tiny TV
you've always had.
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Not through
this high-powered telescope.
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David hasselhoff's
coming out of the ocean
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and he looks like a giant
attacking Los Angeles.
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- So how's it going with the big dinner?
- Horrible.
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Eric sent me out
to get white pepper.
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He's making a three-pepper risotto
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and roasted chicken with
an herbs de provence sachet.
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Sounds delicious.
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It doesn't.
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It sounds pretentious
and high in sodium.
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So this guy's on your home court
and he's playing his game.
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He's a chef and he's making dinner,
so you gotta get back there
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- and start doing what you're good at.
- Right! You're right.
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What am I good at?
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I got it. Math.
You're great at math.
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There's no one that's faster
at quadratic equations than you.
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Challengin to an olympics of the mind
and wowing Katie
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with my knowledge of coefficients
is no match
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for a jerk-faced chef bed salesman.
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Mark, this guy may look like you,
but he's not you.
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Everybody has something that makes them
unique and she needs to see that.
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So you get back there,
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and you find your own version
of a a three-pepper risotto.
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OK. I'll do it.
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Take your time. Don't force it.
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- Got it.
- And save me some of that chicken.
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- That chicken was so damn good.
- Do you eat those crumbs on your chin?
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- Thanks, Eric.
- Thanks.
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- Not the same without the pepper.
- Please.
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Your dinner was great.
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And so was your hard-to-believe story
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about how you lost your watch on the top
of mount Everest...
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I have bad luck with watches.
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Last year I lost one
when I was swimming the English channel.
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Mark, didn't you almost drown
on the log ride at wave town?
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- Please let us help with the dishes.
- We insist.
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The good news is:
he hasn't had sex with her yet.
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If he had, he wouldn't
be working this hard.
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- That's a relief.
- But if they do last,
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they're going to have
gorgeous babies.
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Who's up for some video games?
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Can anybody even move after Eric's
incredibly fattening gut bomb?
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Few more meals like that, we will have
to take down walls to get us out.
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It was only 380 calories per serving.
It's very healthy.
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Healthy and delicious,
just like you.
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Maybe you two want some alone time.
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They seem really comfortable doing stuff
in front of everybody.
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I'm sorry. We're being rude.
Eric came to meet all of you guys.
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You should get to know him.
He could be around a while.
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Let's hope so.
How are you with fish?
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- That's next time. And I eat a brag.
- You don't.
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My salmon recipe was featured
in "yummy light cooking" magazine.
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You know what?
Let's box.
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I love this game.
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- Care to take me on, champ?
- Love to.
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- Watch out. I'm pretty good.
- Me too.
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- You are good.
- I play a lot.
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Keep your left up, Mark!
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- Care to take it down a level?
- No, I got you right where I want ya.
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- Dude!
- I didn't mean to hit below the belt.
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- No rough stuff down there, please.
- Only if it's by special request.
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Sorry. I'm sorry,
it was an accident. Are you okay?
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I just got hit in the face.
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Again, really sorry.
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What's with you? You've been
a jerk to me since I got here.
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I got you pepper.
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You just hit the mattress king
of Brooklyn.
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And I apologized already,
your highness.
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You think this is funny?
I'm shooting my commercial tomorrow.
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I'm gonna have black eyes.
I'm gonna look unrested.
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That's death for a mattress salesman.
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Mark's an actor and he looks like you.
Maybe he could do it.
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- I'm really very good.
- You think anybody could replace me?
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- Please.
- Calm down, it was an accident.
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An accident?
You wanna know what wasn't an accident?
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Was me killing myself
cooking for all you guys,
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just so I could get Katie into bed.
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Great! I just said that out loud.
That's probably not gonna happen now.
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- Is it?
- I think you should leave.
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Back to my place.
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I am liking this guy more and more.
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How's it going?
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You okay after
Eric's little meltdown?
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Sorry you're not gonna go off and live
happy ever after in mattress kingdom.
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It's for the best.
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At least I didn't date him for a year
before I found out he was crazy.
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That's something.
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So listen...
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You were saying how you're ready
to start dating again.
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You were right.
I jumped in too soon.
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I'm not so sure about that.
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I really have
a broken man-picker.
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I can't pick men.
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Sure there have been a few bad apples,
but you can't just give up.
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I'm not giving up,
I'm just giving my man-picker a rest.
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Don't give it too much of a rest.
You have to use it or lose it.
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- It's just that Eric was such a Jerk.
- A good-looking jerk.
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I probably would have jumped
at the first guy who asked me out.
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- Of course you would have.
- Night, mark.
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She's resting her man-picker...
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Tired of sleeping alone,
or just tired?
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I'm the mattress king of brooklyn,
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and I've got exclusive
VIP Passes for you
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to club bed...
New york's hottest mattress destination.
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Step behind the velvet rope,
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pour yourself a glass of wine
and experience a...
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Cut!
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