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Man on radio: unit 68, we got
a driver asleep at the wheel
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On route 90.
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Oh, you got to
be kidding me.
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You got to be kidding me.
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Hey!
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Hey, moron!
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Hey!
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Hey, moron!
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I guess he's a Rip van Winkle.
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Hey! Hey!
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Hey, buddy!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey, hey, how you doing?
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Man: tree!
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Aah!
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Son of a bitch.
God damn it.
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Huh!
[Coughs]
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They all have guns!
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Woo-Hoo!
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Ow!
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Push 'em.
Push 'em together?
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Sheriff's department!
I need your bike!
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Oh, god!
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[Sirens approaching]
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[Fires two shots,
empty gun clicks]
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Uh! Uh!
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Boss, boss, you're over
the line.
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Aah!
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Officer Jim Dangle:
I've had it.
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I thought it was pretty
good, but it doesn't mean it's OK.
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Uh, the prisoners have done
a new batch of toilet wine,
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And it's actually--It's
surprisingly decent.
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It's got good legs, and
it-- But it's still--They
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Shouldn't have it,
so if you catch them in there
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With it, I don't
care if it's a '92.
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Officer Jack Declan,
muffled voice: they saved some toilet
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Wine from '92 and they're
drinking it now?
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No, I was saying it
was a 92 point.
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If it was gonna be
given a point system...
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Oh, oh.
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Say, in wine spectar
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I thought it was age.
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Are you OK? What
happened to your mouth?
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Something wrong
with your--You got your tongue pierced.
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Officer Trudy Wiegel:
they were giving out free coupons in the newspaper
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This weekend.
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I got one, too, see?
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Officer Franky
Rizzo: Sunday paper.
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Dangle: you both
got suckered into
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Getting your tongue
pierced by a coupon in the newspaper?
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I didn't get
suckered in.
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There was a coupon
for a free tongue piercing, so I took it.
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He would have been an
idiot not to take the deal.
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It was a great deal.
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Dangle: did you also get
your tongue pierced?
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Yeah.
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Wait. 3 of you got your
tongue pierced?
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Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
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Because there was a
coupon in the paper.
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Officer Travis Junior:
and you got to keep the stud, too.
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That's normally a $45 value.
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You did, too?
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Yeah.
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It's 45 bucks down.
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I'm up 45 bucks.
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Wiegel:
hey, you got a gold one?
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I got a gold one, yeah.
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How much extra did
a gold one cost?
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No way! Oh, I
didn't know that.
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I would have got
a gold one, too.
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Travis:
they expect you to go in and get a free stud, then spend
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All kinds of money on
tattoos and...
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Rizzo: all the bells
and the whistles.
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I didn't fall for
that.
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I didn't fall
for that.
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The joke's on them.
$45 out the door.
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Well, I'm glad at least
there's a couple of us that
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Will be around.
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You'll be on the
phones today, then, I guess, OK?
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They got you, too.
Yep?
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Yeah.
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Can I say something
to Raineesha?
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You had your labia
pierced?
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You're a lady.
That's gross.
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Ahoy, fucker.
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Hey, bud.
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Dangle:
hey, bud.
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Aw, for poop's sake.
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Hey, Mike?
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Mike?
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Don't huff on
the rag, Mike.
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Don't huff the bag.
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Travis:
put the bag down.
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Don't go huffing on
a bag.
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Hey, Mike.
Huh?
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Eyeballs.
Guess who called.
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The whore?
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Well, let's not call
her that, Mike.
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I'll call her a whore!
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OK, she lives 50
yards away, Mike.
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Travis: we're gonna need you
to clean this up, Mike.
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Dangle: we're gonna
need you to clean up the boat for real.
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Oh. Can you--Do you
guys mind getting me some kerosene?
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That's good.
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When you get on
that fuckin' "no buy kerosene" list...
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Yep.
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At the depot, oh.
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Travis:
how'd you get--
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Dangle:
how the hell did you get on the "no buy" list?
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Travis:
how do you think?
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Because you got a--You got
a--I got a lot of enemies.
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One of them is Derek
at home depot.
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Yeah.
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Have you met him?
Yep.
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He's a big, fat bastard.
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"Hey, Mike, what's going on?"
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"Shove it, Derek.
Shove it."
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He's also a decent guy
trying to do his job and trying to
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Keep you from huffing
your brain away.
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Mike, can we go back to that
conversation you were just
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Having with Derek?
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"Hey, big Mike,
what's going on?"
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And you come
back with...
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"Hey, Derek,
shove it."
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That's your bon mot that
you bounce back at him.
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And you wondered why
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You're on the "no
buy kerosene" list?
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He--He ain't no big
wheel down there.
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I'm as--
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Well, he's the
assistant manager.
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Use your words.
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Don't you huff.
Don't you huff it up.
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You want to take--No,
no, wait.
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You got to take--
Don't you huff.
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Couldn't you ask me like a
civil, like a man, like a man
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Who's captain of his boat?
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If you go to maritime law,
if you go to maritime
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Law, pages--
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Are you playing
maritime law now?
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Look, you don't need water.
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Permission to
come aboard, captain Mike.
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Permission denied,
so shove it.
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Travis: uh.
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So all of these evidence
tapes--Tapes that we have made
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At crime scenes, et cetera--
Are on VHS, and the station
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Has only got one VHS player
that still works, and it's
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Getting harder and harder to
find parts, so we're gonna
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Have to transfer these to DVD.
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Wow.
Yeah, look at that.
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November 1988.
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Jesus Christ.
I was a rookie.
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I like the TV
from eighties.
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Is really good.
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Yeah.
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Everybody had, like, a
monkey and a talking car.
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And, like, a small,
little black boy they lived with.
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Yeah, there ain't no
cute little black boys on TV anymore.
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Ain't that a shame?
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I know. Why not?
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Jones: did you get to
November 10 yet?
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Big Mike on TV:
November 2, 1988.
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We are investigating
another homicide.
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Yeah, back when big
Mike was lieutenant.
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Oh!
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Hello.
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Stop looking at my booty.
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All: ah!
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Terrible haircut.
Terrible.
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I'm on TV.
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Oooh.
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Travis: look
at that mustache.
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Hey.
Yes, sir.
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There's
a human head in that bag.
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Yes, lieutenant.
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Somebody's brother
in there.
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Yes, lieutenant.
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What an asshole
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[Indistinct]
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Oh!
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Oh, ho ho.
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Get 'em.
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Pow.
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Look at how fresh.
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He fresh.
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Travis:
there's nothing to be ashamed about.
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You just used to
wear eyeliner.
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Hold on a minute.
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What is this?
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Man on TV: what you got?
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You know
what I think this is?
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By god, this is that
methamphetamine they're
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Talking about.
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Williams on TV:
I heard about that stuff.
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Jones on TV: yeah, me, too.
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Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Oh.
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Jones on TV: you, uh, you
want me to take it to
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Evidence there?
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Come on, man.
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Hey, hey, don't
freak out, bud.
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I'm just hanging out.
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Like Gollum finding
the ring.
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Look at that, boy.
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This is not entirely
my fault.
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OK.
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Let me just kind of let
you in on how,
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Kind of, the illusion
process works.
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There's an illusionist--That's
me--And there's also
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An illusionist's assistant.
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That's her.
Right.
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And it's a--It's
a binary process.
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You know, we're both working
in tandem to make this
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Illusion happen, and if the
illusion's assistant doesn't
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Do her job exactly right,
then accidents can happen.
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Maybe--There may be some
personal issues at home.
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Maybe a drinking problem.
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She's--She's foreign,
and, you know--
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I'll tell you what.
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Why don't we wrap
this up down at the station, OK?
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Well, uh, um, that'll be
interesting if you're taking
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Me to the station because I
should let you know that
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The handcuffs have not been
made that can contain
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The amazing Reynaldo!
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Alakazam!
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[Cough]
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Ha ha ha!
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These are
exceptionally well made.
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These are really just sturdy.
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Let's go, man.
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He did disappear.
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He did it.
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I heard it.
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Oh, my god.
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Jones: guys, we
just--We just walked into the other room.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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That makes way more sense.
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That makes more sense.
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Uh, next time you choose to
have sex with some weird,
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Old teacher, consensual
or otherwise, I hope you
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Think twice.
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All right, fine.
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Yeah, she's going
away for a while.
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Huh.
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Wow.
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It happens, like,
every couple of years.
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Some weird white trash
teacher--I don't get it.
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Uh, so you're miss Hukert?
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Yeah.
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Hi.
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Hi. Travis Junior.
How you doing?
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Uh, you're miss hukert?
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You are?
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Yeah, yeah.
I am. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Huh.
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Uh, 15 years,
technically.
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Wh-Why do you say
"technically"?
260
00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:23,634
Why do you say it
like that?
261
00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:24,735
I got an old soul.
262
00:08:24,769 --> 00:08:27,972
Wha--How--Can
I ask--On average,
263
00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:31,976
Like, per week,
what are we talking, like as far as
264
00:08:32,010 --> 00:08:32,910
Actual full-On--
265
00:08:32,945 --> 00:08:34,378
Doing it.
266
00:08:34,412 --> 00:08:35,413
Uh, per week.
267
00:08:35,447 --> 00:08:37,247
Let's see.
268
00:08:37,282 --> 00:08:39,416
I'd say about 3 or 4
times a day, so--
269
00:08:39,451 --> 00:08:41,418
Holy...
you do the...
270
00:08:41,453 --> 00:08:42,953
OK. Um...
271
00:08:42,987 --> 00:08:43,988
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
272
00:08:44,022 --> 00:08:45,389
I can't believe this.
273
00:08:45,424 --> 00:08:49,327
Mrs. Hukert, you've been
doing it with that kid?
274
00:08:49,361 --> 00:08:50,327
Billy?
275
00:08:50,361 --> 00:08:51,328
Really?
276
00:08:51,363 --> 00:08:53,497
Come on!
277
00:08:53,532 --> 00:08:55,933
Anything else we
need to know about this boy?
278
00:08:55,967 --> 00:08:59,837
Um, other than just
how sweet he is,
279
00:08:59,871 --> 00:09:02,206
I mean, he's--
280
00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:03,741
Has a huge cock.
281
00:09:03,775 --> 00:09:05,476
Huge.
282
00:09:05,510 --> 00:09:10,448
Like... like 10,
12 inches, like?
283
00:09:10,482 --> 00:09:11,615
Probably a little
bit more than that.
284
00:09:11,650 --> 00:09:12,883
More than 12.
285
00:09:12,917 --> 00:09:14,651
It's a--It's a--
It's a good--
286
00:09:14,686 --> 00:09:16,520
It's probably
about a good 13.
287
00:09:16,554 --> 00:09:17,522
That makes more
sense.
288
00:09:17,556 --> 00:09:18,522
Huge cock.
289
00:09:18,556 --> 00:09:19,523
Yeah, a huge cock
makes more sense.
290
00:09:19,558 --> 00:09:20,992
All right, look--
291
00:09:21,026 --> 00:09:22,025
Uh, Trudy?
292
00:09:22,060 --> 00:09:24,028
Thank you.
Take her away.
293
00:09:24,062 --> 00:09:25,029
Trudy?
294
00:09:25,063 --> 00:09:26,463
Hmm?
295
00:09:26,498 --> 00:09:28,299
Oh, my god.
296
00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:31,302
You sick, sick,
sick boy!
297
00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:32,503
It was your idea.
298
00:09:32,537 --> 00:09:33,704
Jumping--
299
00:09:33,738 --> 00:09:34,705
Holy god.
300
00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:35,773
Ho!
301
00:09:35,807 --> 00:09:36,774
Ho!
302
00:09:36,809 --> 00:09:38,175
Wow!
303
00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:39,476
Listen, I know this is
kind of weird, but do you mind if I--
304
00:09:39,511 --> 00:09:41,045
Oh, sure. Go ahead.
It happens.
305
00:09:41,079 --> 00:09:42,180
Oh.
306
00:09:42,214 --> 00:09:43,247
Hello!
307
00:09:43,281 --> 00:09:44,548
Can you see me
back here?
308
00:09:44,582 --> 00:09:46,316
I'm gonna send that
to Dangle.
309
00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:54,692
Williams: look at Dangle.
310
00:09:54,726 --> 00:09:55,693
Who's the legs?
311
00:09:55,727 --> 00:09:56,761
Dangle on TV: oh,
I love to see it come,
312
00:09:56,795 --> 00:09:58,195
And I love to see it go.
313
00:09:58,230 --> 00:09:59,597
Oh, my goodness
gracious me.
314
00:09:59,631 --> 00:10:00,598
That's Wiegel?
315
00:10:00,632 --> 00:10:02,066
That's Trudy.
316
00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:03,601
That's booty Wiegel.
No.
317
00:10:03,635 --> 00:10:04,802
She looks like the
"footloose" girl.
318
00:10:04,836 --> 00:10:07,171
Mmm. You smell like jean
Nate after bath splash.
319
00:10:07,205 --> 00:10:08,405
Oh, I didn't wash.
320
00:10:08,439 --> 00:10:10,574
I didn't want to get
the smell of you off me.
321
00:10:10,608 --> 00:10:11,843
Dangle on TV: wow.
You could do "Playboy."
322
00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:13,144
Hi.
323
00:10:13,178 --> 00:10:15,213
Oh, hey, wow.
324
00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:16,714
My beautiful wife.
325
00:10:16,748 --> 00:10:19,950
Travis: oh, that was when
Dangle was married.
326
00:10:19,985 --> 00:10:22,954
That was Debbie before she
got gastric bypass surgery.
327
00:10:22,988 --> 00:10:24,288
Did you get to
November 10 yet?
328
00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:25,289
Not yet.
329
00:10:25,323 --> 00:10:26,290
No, but look at this.
330
00:10:26,324 --> 00:10:27,524
Oh, thin Debbie.
331
00:10:27,559 --> 00:10:29,860
Travis: yeah.
She'd already lost about--
332
00:10:29,895 --> 00:10:33,130
She'd lost over 130
pounds at this point.
333
00:10:33,164 --> 00:10:37,635
Ha ha ha!
334
00:10:37,669 --> 00:10:38,969
You really didn't
know back then.
335
00:10:39,004 --> 00:10:39,970
Really.
336
00:10:40,004 --> 00:10:41,472
The way you ran
from the car.
337
00:10:41,506 --> 00:10:42,473
I had an inkling.
338
00:10:42,507 --> 00:10:43,474
I had an inkling,
but I didn't--
339
00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:44,475
I think we all did.
340
00:10:44,509 --> 00:10:45,476
Remember my
coast guard stuff?
341
00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:46,477
I had an inkling.
342
00:10:46,511 --> 00:10:48,579
Was Trudy not retarded?
343
00:10:48,614 --> 00:10:51,115
You'll see when we
get to November 10.
344
00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:52,750
Guess who's washing
herself these days.
345
00:10:52,784 --> 00:10:53,851
All by yourself?
346
00:10:53,885 --> 00:10:55,553
My beautiful wife Deb.
347
00:10:55,587 --> 00:10:56,721
We got rid of the
handicapped chair.
348
00:10:56,755 --> 00:10:58,456
And we got rid
of the washing stick.
349
00:10:58,490 --> 00:11:00,891
We bur--We had a ceremonial
burial in the yard.
350
00:11:00,925 --> 00:11:03,461
I'm able to get
most of the areas,
351
00:11:03,495 --> 00:11:04,795
And what I can't get,
Jim tells me later.
352
00:11:04,829 --> 00:11:06,997
90, 95%.
353
00:11:07,032 --> 00:11:07,999
It's love.
It's true love.
354
00:11:08,033 --> 00:11:09,000
Bblluh!
355
00:11:09,034 --> 00:11:10,133
Bluch.
356
00:11:10,168 --> 00:11:12,002
She was a big, fat,
disgusting, awful fucking walrus.
357
00:11:12,037 --> 00:11:13,337
And a cunt.
358
00:11:13,371 --> 00:11:14,572
I looked at that
skirt the other day,
359
00:11:14,606 --> 00:11:16,507
And I was thinking,
"oh, just a little bit closer.
360
00:11:16,541 --> 00:11:17,507
I just got to keep
the motto going.
361
00:11:17,542 --> 00:11:18,843
Keep the motto going.
362
00:11:18,877 --> 00:11:23,714
Nothing is gonna
taste as good as being thin feels.
363
00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:26,450
We're trying to eat
less than animals in the zoo.
364
00:11:26,484 --> 00:11:28,019
Wiegel:
who are those people?
365
00:11:28,053 --> 00:11:29,019
Dangle:
that's you.
366
00:11:29,054 --> 00:11:30,021
Baby, that's you.
367
00:11:30,055 --> 00:11:31,021
You're in the denim.
368
00:11:31,056 --> 00:11:32,022
Dangle: I love her.
369
00:11:32,056 --> 00:11:34,692
I would marry her
all over again.
370
00:11:34,726 --> 00:11:36,393
If I was forced to,
I certainly would.
371
00:11:36,428 --> 00:11:37,428
Dropped my [indistinct]
372
00:11:37,462 --> 00:11:38,562
Oh, she dropped...
373
00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:39,963
All: oh!
374
00:11:39,998 --> 00:11:42,266
Wiegel: I still
got it, huh, guys?
375
00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:43,267
I still got it.
376
00:11:43,301 --> 00:11:44,268
Dangle: no, no.
No, you don't.
377
00:11:44,302 --> 00:11:45,268
[Fart]
378
00:11:45,303 --> 00:11:46,637
All: oh!
379
00:11:46,672 --> 00:11:48,172
Oh, man.
Damn it.
380
00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:50,207
My mouth was open.
381
00:11:53,445 --> 00:11:54,811
OK, we got this
god damn hippie.
382
00:11:54,846 --> 00:11:56,780
He's been sitting up in this
tree for months at a time.
383
00:11:56,815 --> 00:11:58,382
I'm still up here!
384
00:11:58,416 --> 00:11:59,383
Yeah, we see you!
385
00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:00,651
You're still
up there, huh?
386
00:12:00,685 --> 00:12:01,719
You said I wouldn't,
but I'm still here!
387
00:12:01,753 --> 00:12:03,887
Oh, man.
Progress is coming.
388
00:12:03,921 --> 00:12:05,589
They're plowing this whole
thing over, and you are gonna be chopped--
389
00:12:05,623 --> 00:12:07,525
Never gonna happen!
390
00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:10,728
The Reno pine will never
come down, you pig!
391
00:12:10,762 --> 00:12:12,363
This thing is gonna get
chopped down and made into
392
00:12:12,397 --> 00:12:13,864
Hardwood floors!
393
00:12:13,898 --> 00:12:15,299
Curse you!
Damn you!
394
00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:18,902
You can't fight progress,
you dirty hippie!
395
00:12:18,936 --> 00:12:20,771
They were gonna build a whole
bunch of condos and a little
396
00:12:20,805 --> 00:12:22,339
Shopping mall here.
397
00:12:22,373 --> 00:12:24,008
When the recession hit,
they cancelled that.
398
00:12:24,042 --> 00:12:25,309
They pulled the plug
on it.
399
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:26,410
They pulled the plug on it.
It's not gonna happen.
400
00:12:26,444 --> 00:12:27,411
Here's the thing.
He doesn't know.
401
00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:28,445
He doesn't have
the Internet or...
402
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,780
...nature's
rocket to the sky...
403
00:12:29,814 --> 00:12:31,648
He has no idea
it's been cancelled.
404
00:12:31,682 --> 00:12:32,883
He's a fascinating
character.
405
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,151
He's a fixture now.
406
00:12:34,185 --> 00:12:36,387
We don't have that many
tourist attractions here.
407
00:12:36,421 --> 00:12:37,721
We got the bowling hall of
fame, and we got the hippie
408
00:12:37,755 --> 00:12:38,823
Who sits in the tree.
409
00:12:38,857 --> 00:12:40,091
So we want to keep him
up there as long as we
410
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,124
Possibly can.
411
00:12:41,159 --> 00:12:42,826
You god damn dirty hippie!
412
00:12:42,860 --> 00:12:44,828
When the bulldozers come,
you'll be crying!
413
00:12:44,863 --> 00:12:45,996
Aah!
414
00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:47,698
Oh, you'll be crying,
and you'll be dying.
415
00:12:47,732 --> 00:12:48,799
I won't,
I won't, I won't. You'll be crying.
416
00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:50,267
Parking, parking, parking.
417
00:12:50,301 --> 00:12:52,336
Jamba juice, macaroni
grill...
418
00:12:52,370 --> 00:12:53,838
Chico's...
chico's--
419
00:12:53,872 --> 00:12:55,039
Stop it! Stop it!
420
00:12:55,073 --> 00:12:57,108
Oh, fine.
You win today.
421
00:12:57,142 --> 00:12:58,709
Just shake your fist and
let--Everybody look real mad.
422
00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:01,078
Aah!
Aah!
423
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,413
God, I wish they'd put in
a macaroni grill.
424
00:13:02,447 --> 00:13:03,413
Wouldn't that be great?
425
00:13:03,448 --> 00:13:04,415
Oh.
Oh.
426
00:13:04,449 --> 00:13:05,482
Do they sell only
macaroni?
427
00:13:05,516 --> 00:13:06,651
Yup.
I've never even been to one.
428
00:13:06,685 --> 00:13:08,486
That's exactly what it is,
and they grill it.
429
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:15,526
We've been sent here to the
library to block foul language
430
00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:17,929
And inappropriate images
from the library computer
431
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,864
Because apparently they've
had some problems with guys,
432
00:13:19,898 --> 00:13:20,898
You know, rubbing one out.
433
00:13:20,932 --> 00:13:22,399
Doing inappropriate
things.
434
00:13:22,433 --> 00:13:24,468
OK. Uh, fuck
fuck.
435
00:13:24,502 --> 00:13:25,702
Blocked.
436
00:13:25,737 --> 00:13:27,371
Uh, cunt
cunt.
437
00:13:27,405 --> 00:13:28,505
Oldie but goodie.
438
00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:29,773
Blocked.
Titties.
439
00:13:29,807 --> 00:13:31,375
Titties.
440
00:13:31,409 --> 00:13:32,376
Blocked.
441
00:13:32,410 --> 00:13:33,310
This is fun.
Balls.
442
00:13:33,344 --> 00:13:34,312
Balls.
443
00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:35,412
Blocked.
444
00:13:35,446 --> 00:13:36,746
Blow jobs.
445
00:13:36,781 --> 00:13:38,015
Blow jobs.
446
00:13:38,049 --> 00:13:40,251
What about hand
jobs? Uh...
447
00:13:40,285 --> 00:13:41,252
Blocked.
448
00:13:41,286 --> 00:13:42,252
Rim jobs.
449
00:13:42,286 --> 00:13:43,754
Rim jobs.
450
00:13:43,789 --> 00:13:45,089
Blocked.
451
00:13:45,123 --> 00:13:48,258
Big, black dick
titty fuck cunt ass dick...
452
00:13:48,293 --> 00:13:49,260
Shh.
453
00:13:49,294 --> 00:13:50,928
Balls sucking fuck
454
00:13:50,962 --> 00:13:52,796
[Wiegel whispering]
sorry. Sorry.
455
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,665
Sorry.
456
00:14:03,174 --> 00:14:06,077
OK, Sunny Leone.
457
00:14:06,111 --> 00:14:07,144
Block.
458
00:14:07,178 --> 00:14:09,012
Eriko Sato.
459
00:14:09,047 --> 00:14:10,213
Block.
460
00:14:10,248 --> 00:14:12,516
Uh, Lena Li.
461
00:14:12,550 --> 00:14:13,650
Block.
462
00:14:13,684 --> 00:14:15,085
Jade Hsu.
Block.
463
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,086
Tiffany Thunder.
464
00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:17,788
Tiffany Thunder.
465
00:14:17,822 --> 00:14:18,956
Beyonce--
466
00:14:18,990 --> 00:14:20,391
Titties.
467
00:14:20,425 --> 00:14:23,126
You can't block Beyonce
from a library. This is America.
468
00:14:23,161 --> 00:14:24,695
This is America,
and you're not gonna-- You're not gonna
469
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,297
Deny Americans
their Beyonce.
470
00:14:26,331 --> 00:14:27,364
Come on.
471
00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:32,235
Freeze!
Freeze!
472
00:14:32,270 --> 00:14:33,537
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
473
00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:34,538
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
474
00:14:34,572 --> 00:14:36,507
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!
475
00:14:38,643 --> 00:14:41,612
Well, if it
isn't the Reno sheriff's department.
476
00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:43,180
Sparks sheriff's
department, huh?
477
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,381
Guess what.
478
00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:46,183
You're not getting your
prisoner back because he
479
00:14:46,217 --> 00:14:47,718
Crossed the county line.
480
00:14:47,752 --> 00:14:48,719
He's in Reno.
481
00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:49,720
That's right.
482
00:14:49,754 --> 00:14:51,221
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
483
00:14:51,256 --> 00:14:52,256
Where you going?
484
00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:53,357
I'm gonna
shake your hand.
485
00:14:53,391 --> 00:14:56,060
Fair is fair.
486
00:14:56,094 --> 00:14:57,060
No, you don't.
487
00:14:57,095 --> 00:14:58,695
Do not cross that line!
488
00:14:58,730 --> 00:15:00,430
I will draw my weapon.
489
00:15:00,465 --> 00:15:01,666
Let's trade.
490
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,601
We'll take yours if
you take ours.
491
00:15:03,635 --> 00:15:04,935
No. We want him.
We got him.
492
00:15:04,969 --> 00:15:07,904
If it's my dick,
you could take it up your ass.
493
00:15:07,939 --> 00:15:09,473
What?
494
00:15:09,507 --> 00:15:11,942
I'll let you
keep that one.
495
00:15:11,976 --> 00:15:12,944
Home run.
496
00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:13,944
Good job.
497
00:15:13,978 --> 00:15:14,945
Thank you.
498
00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,246
Tell you what.
499
00:15:16,281 --> 00:15:18,682
Whichever sheriff's department
has a bigger dick
500
00:15:18,716 --> 00:15:22,853
Wins, but you got to add them
together, so it can't just
501
00:15:22,887 --> 00:15:24,755
Be just his.
502
00:15:24,789 --> 00:15:25,923
It doesn't matter.
503
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,458
We could put his with
two women, and we win.
504
00:15:27,492 --> 00:15:28,625
Show them.
505
00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:29,760
Don't worry about it.
506
00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:31,462
Yeah, right.
It's a myth.
507
00:15:31,496 --> 00:15:32,663
Oh, no.
508
00:15:32,697 --> 00:15:33,997
You will laugh.
509
00:15:34,031 --> 00:15:35,933
It is ridiculous.
510
00:15:35,967 --> 00:15:36,967
Hilarious.
511
00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:38,469
Let's see it.
Hold on.
512
00:15:38,503 --> 00:15:39,837
Let's see it.
Give me that.
513
00:15:39,871 --> 00:15:40,838
Oh!
514
00:15:40,872 --> 00:15:42,139
[All shouting at once]
515
00:15:42,173 --> 00:15:43,540
Ha ha ha!
516
00:15:43,574 --> 00:15:45,509
Sheriff's department!
517
00:15:45,543 --> 00:15:47,978
Sheriff's department.
518
00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:50,047
It's not your fault.
519
00:15:50,081 --> 00:15:51,048
If I had a dick
like yours,
520
00:15:51,082 --> 00:15:52,049
I would have been
pulling it out, too.
521
00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:53,651
Here you go.
522
00:15:56,321 --> 00:15:57,821
Well, we're
feeling pretty good about ourselves.
523
00:15:57,855 --> 00:16:01,425
We've blocked about 15,000
pornographic words.
524
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,927
I don't think anyone's
gonna be having
525
00:16:03,961 --> 00:16:07,297
Any 5-Finger parties
anymore, although "5-Finger party."
526
00:16:07,331 --> 00:16:09,433
Ooh.
527
00:16:09,467 --> 00:16:10,900
Blocked.
528
00:16:10,935 --> 00:16:12,436
Wow.
You could fit all those fingers.
529
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,871
All those fingers
in there.
530
00:16:13,905 --> 00:16:14,871
That's it, right?
531
00:16:14,906 --> 00:16:15,873
That's amazing.
532
00:16:15,907 --> 00:16:16,873
We did it.
Did we do it?
533
00:16:16,908 --> 00:16:17,875
I'm pretty proud of us.
534
00:16:17,909 --> 00:16:18,876
Well done.
I'm exhausted.
535
00:16:18,910 --> 00:16:19,877
I'm exhausted, too.
536
00:16:19,911 --> 00:16:21,178
I need, like--
537
00:16:21,212 --> 00:16:22,713
I think if I see another
penis today, I'm probably
538
00:16:22,747 --> 00:16:24,147
Gonna throw up.
539
00:16:24,182 --> 00:16:26,450
I just want a nice
long nap, and--
540
00:16:26,484 --> 00:16:28,352
Thank you
guys so much for coming.
541
00:16:28,386 --> 00:16:30,187
It's, like,
every time I turn around,
542
00:16:30,221 --> 00:16:31,889
There's some
pervert,
543
00:16:31,923 --> 00:16:32,890
Some guy sitting
here jerking off.
544
00:16:32,924 --> 00:16:34,391
I just--
Terrible.
545
00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:35,659
I can't understand
who would do that
546
00:16:35,693 --> 00:16:36,660
In a public library.
547
00:16:36,694 --> 00:16:37,661
It's disgusting.
548
00:16:37,695 --> 00:16:38,929
It's sickening.
549
00:16:38,963 --> 00:16:40,897
I'm gonna--I forgot I
should check e-mail before--
550
00:16:40,932 --> 00:16:41,899
We've been sitting here for
7 hours, and now you're gonna
551
00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:42,899
Check your e-Mail.
552
00:16:42,934 --> 00:16:44,268
Totally--Totally
forgot because I'm
553
00:16:44,302 --> 00:16:46,603
Protecting and serving,
and I just forgot to check my
554
00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:47,638
E-Mail, and I
need to do it.
555
00:16:47,672 --> 00:16:50,307
Mm-Hmm. Well, don't
forget to protect
556
00:16:50,341 --> 00:16:51,908
Before
you serve, and, missy,
557
00:16:51,943 --> 00:16:54,111
You should put on some
underpants next time.
558
00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:59,049
Dangle: I just
flat-out forgot we had a chimp on the force.
559
00:16:59,084 --> 00:17:00,951
Yeah. That was
a publicity stunt.
560
00:17:00,985 --> 00:17:02,952
That's what it was.
It was publicity.
561
00:17:02,987 --> 00:17:04,688
Wiegel:
everybody was doing that in the eighties.
562
00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:05,989
Jones:
that chimp was an asshole.
563
00:17:06,024 --> 00:17:07,057
Oh, this is November 10.
564
00:17:07,091 --> 00:17:08,025
Dangle on TV:
no, I'm serious.
565
00:17:08,059 --> 00:17:09,126
You could do
"Playboy" for real.
566
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:10,527
Jim, I've had it with
the inappropriate
567
00:17:10,561 --> 00:17:11,796
Comments, for real.
568
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:12,796
Wow.
569
00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:14,130
And I know it's a sock
in your pants.
570
00:17:14,165 --> 00:17:15,432
I could do "Playboy."
571
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:18,936
Wiegel: Ray Ray,
come on. Let's go.
572
00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:20,504
Big Mike on TV:
Jim, come on.
573
00:17:20,538 --> 00:17:21,805
Travis: oh, there's
lieutenant Mike.
574
00:17:21,839 --> 00:17:24,308
Yes. Best lieutenant
we ever had.
575
00:17:24,342 --> 00:17:25,408
That's big Mike?
Crackhead?
576
00:17:25,443 --> 00:17:27,511
I think he was on his way
to being governor.
577
00:17:27,545 --> 00:17:29,479
Big Mike on TV: OK.
578
00:17:29,514 --> 00:17:30,815
All right, after Dangle,
we're going in hot and hard,
579
00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:31,882
All right?
580
00:17:31,916 --> 00:17:33,150
You go ahead, Jim. Go.
581
00:17:33,184 --> 00:17:34,318
[Breaks glass]
582
00:17:34,352 --> 00:17:35,519
[Fires gun]
583
00:17:35,553 --> 00:17:37,721
On my count.
1, 2, 3.
584
00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:39,924
[All shouting]
585
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:41,392
I don't know.
Is this on?
586
00:17:41,426 --> 00:17:44,428
Jones:
what's that?
587
00:17:44,462 --> 00:17:45,429
I know what this is.
No, no, no. Give me that.
588
00:17:45,463 --> 00:17:46,530
No.
589
00:17:46,564 --> 00:17:47,530
Give me that.
Give me that. Give me that.
590
00:17:47,565 --> 00:17:48,532
Oh, my god.
591
00:17:48,566 --> 00:17:49,566
This is gonna be so
great to see back.
592
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,101
I don't know.
593
00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:52,570
I don't know if
this is a super great idea
594
00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:54,204
To tape
this, per se.
595
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:56,574
[All shouting]
596
00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:58,442
Give me the
fucking remote.
597
00:17:58,476 --> 00:17:59,743
I don't feel anything.
I don't feel anything.
598
00:17:59,777 --> 00:18:00,844
I need to move
something here.
599
00:18:00,878 --> 00:18:01,912
Hang on.
600
00:18:01,946 --> 00:18:03,146
Ooh. Ooh.
No, that's my leg.
601
00:18:03,181 --> 00:18:04,148
No, that's my thigh.
602
00:18:04,182 --> 00:18:05,282
OK, can
I lift this up?
603
00:18:05,316 --> 00:18:06,282
Yeah.
604
00:18:06,317 --> 00:18:07,384
Is there
a candle
605
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,318
Or a flashlight
or anything over there?
606
00:18:08,352 --> 00:18:09,520
No. No.
607
00:18:09,554 --> 00:18:10,620
Oh, my god.
608
00:18:10,655 --> 00:18:11,721
How could you go
down there after you described
609
00:18:11,756 --> 00:18:12,723
That smell?
610
00:18:12,757 --> 00:18:14,358
Oh, crap.
That's rewind.
611
00:18:14,392 --> 00:18:16,159
All: aah!
612
00:18:16,194 --> 00:18:18,696
It looks like she's
giving birth to it!
613
00:18:27,705 --> 00:18:31,308
Dangle: video cameras were new,
and we were very excited
614
00:18:31,342 --> 00:18:32,943
About the technology.
615
00:18:32,977 --> 00:18:34,377
You don't have to explain
yourself to nobody.
616
00:18:34,412 --> 00:18:35,479
Thank you.
617
00:18:35,513 --> 00:18:36,480
All right, here it is.
618
00:18:36,514 --> 00:18:37,581
[Gunfire]
619
00:18:37,615 --> 00:18:38,582
Big Mike on TV:
all right, on me.
620
00:18:38,616 --> 00:18:39,650
I love you, Brenda.
621
00:18:39,684 --> 00:18:41,985
1, 2, 3!
622
00:18:42,019 --> 00:18:44,588
[Gunfire]
623
00:18:44,622 --> 00:18:47,357
Aah!
624
00:18:47,391 --> 00:18:49,392
Aah! Aah!
Aah!
625
00:18:49,427 --> 00:18:50,394
[Gunfire]
626
00:18:50,428 --> 00:18:51,628
Aah!
627
00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:53,630
Aah!
628
00:18:53,664 --> 00:18:54,632
Aah!
629
00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:59,570
Aah! Aah! Aah!
630
00:19:05,577 --> 00:19:06,977
Wow.
631
00:19:17,989 --> 00:19:19,322
Never came to
work again.
632
00:19:19,357 --> 00:19:20,291
Never came to work again.
633
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:23,427
That was it.
634
00:19:23,461 --> 00:19:24,828
Dangle on TV:
what do you think, Jonesy?
635
00:19:24,862 --> 00:19:26,663
Not a bad look, huh?
636
00:19:26,697 --> 00:19:27,731
Kind of good.
637
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:29,199
Kind of good, in fact.
638
00:19:29,233 --> 00:19:31,902
Wiegel:
I don't remember this.
639
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:34,905
Where's Trudy?
640
00:19:34,939 --> 00:19:36,707
Oh, my god, no!
641
00:19:36,741 --> 00:19:38,241
Oh, god, no!
642
00:19:38,276 --> 00:19:39,843
Oh, my god, no!
643
00:19:39,877 --> 00:19:41,311
Williams on TV:
is she dead?
644
00:19:41,345 --> 00:19:42,312
Come on!
Get her out!
645
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,014
Oh, god, no!
646
00:19:44,048 --> 00:19:46,049
No!
647
00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:47,684
No!
648
00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:49,052
God damn it!
649
00:19:49,086 --> 00:19:51,822
You live, woman.
650
00:19:51,856 --> 00:19:53,023
God damn it.
651
00:19:53,057 --> 00:19:54,524
You live, Trudy Wiegel!
652
00:19:56,761 --> 00:19:58,061
Oh. OK. Wait.
653
00:19:58,095 --> 00:19:59,663
OK. OK. OK.
654
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,698
You're fine.
You're OK.
655
00:20:01,732 --> 00:20:03,667
She's alive.
She's alive.
656
00:20:03,701 --> 00:20:06,970
Mmm.
657
00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:10,240
Is this a surprise
party for me?
658
00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:12,643
Travis: she was dead
for 14 minutes.
659
00:20:12,677 --> 00:20:15,078
Oh, that'll
kill a brain right there, yeah.
660
00:20:15,112 --> 00:20:16,347
Shouldn't have
revived her.
661
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:17,347
Travis: nope.
662
00:20:17,381 --> 00:20:18,349
That's what the doctor said.
663
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:20,283
The doctor said
should have let her go.
664
00:20:20,317 --> 00:20:22,285
Travis: it's like
if Marilyn Monroe had woken up from those
665
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:25,656
Sleeping pills and become a
dribbling, farting retard.
666
00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:29,460
Wiegel:
why are they showing this on TV right now?
667
00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:31,362
Captioning made possible by
MTV networks
668
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,496
Captioned by the national
captioning institute --Www.Ncicap.Org--
669
00:20:34,098 --> 00:20:35,399
Peace, man.
Take it back.
670
00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:36,232
Good luck to you.
671
00:20:36,267 --> 00:20:37,201
Thank you.
672
00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:38,869
Come here, buddy.
Come here.
673
00:20:38,903 --> 00:20:40,904
I know you're having
a rough time.
674
00:20:40,938 --> 00:20:41,704
Thank you, buddy.
675
00:20:41,739 --> 00:20:42,539
You're gonna make it.
676
00:20:42,573 --> 00:20:44,541
You're gonna make
it through this, OK?
677
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:48,479
I got a little
blood in my stool.
678
00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:49,679
OK.
679
00:20:49,714 --> 00:20:50,681
OK.
680
00:20:50,715 --> 00:20:51,848
This ever happen--
Did you ever have any?
681
00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:52,916
Happens all
the time.
682
00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:54,384
It's a very common
thing that happens.
683
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,086
Don't worry about it.
Totally normal.
684
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:57,020
I wouldn't worry
about it.
685
00:20:57,054 --> 00:20:59,757
A little blood in
the stool is lucky.
686
00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:00,957
Oh.
687
00:21:00,992 --> 00:21:02,392
Luck of the Irish.
688
00:21:02,426 --> 00:21:03,460
Luck of the Irish.
689
00:21:03,494 --> 00:21:04,728
Luck of the Irish.
690
00:21:04,778 --> 00:21:09,328
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