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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,970 --> 00:00:06,571 >> yes, donut. 2 00:00:06,572 --> 00:00:06,604 >> yes, donut. 3 00:00:06,605 --> 00:00:07,939 >> yes, donut. >> more like fuck yes, donut. 4 00:00:07,940 --> 00:00:07,972 >> more like fuck yes, donut. 5 00:00:07,973 --> 00:00:09,174 >> more like fuck yes, donut. 5% discount for law 6 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:09,207 5% discount for law 7 00:00:09,208 --> 00:00:11,642 5% discount for law enforcement. Arigato! 8 00:00:14,246 --> 00:00:18,216 Hey, do I know you? 9 00:00:18,217 --> 00:00:18,250 Hey, do I know you? 10 00:00:18,251 --> 00:00:19,217 Hey, do I know you? I know you. 11 00:00:19,218 --> 00:00:19,250 I know you. 12 00:00:19,251 --> 00:00:21,486 I know you. >> yes. 13 00:00:21,487 --> 00:00:21,519 >> yes. 14 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:22,887 >> yes. >> you don't go to the rainbow 15 00:00:22,888 --> 00:00:22,920 >> you don't go to the rainbow 16 00:00:22,921 --> 00:00:23,922 >> you don't go to the rainbow ever, do you? 17 00:00:23,923 --> 00:00:23,955 Ever, do you? 18 00:00:23,956 --> 00:00:24,922 Ever, do you? >> mm-mmm. 19 00:00:24,923 --> 00:00:24,956 >> mm-mmm. 20 00:00:24,957 --> 00:00:26,291 >> mm-mmm. >> no. 21 00:00:26,292 --> 00:00:26,324 >> no. 22 00:00:26,325 --> 00:00:28,660 >> no. >> you go to any piano bars? No? 23 00:00:28,661 --> 00:00:28,693 >> you go to any piano bars? No? 24 00:00:28,694 --> 00:00:30,528 >> you go to any piano bars? No? >> no. Do you have a nickname, 25 00:00:30,529 --> 00:00:30,561 >> no. Do you have a nickname, 26 00:00:30,562 --> 00:00:31,529 >> no. Do you have a nickname, cinnamon? 27 00:00:31,530 --> 00:00:31,563 Cinnamon? 28 00:00:31,564 --> 00:00:34,031 Cinnamon? >> no. Not that. I have some 29 00:00:34,032 --> 00:00:34,065 >> no. Not that. I have some 30 00:00:34,066 --> 00:00:35,133 >> no. Not that. I have some nicknames, but not that. 31 00:00:35,134 --> 00:00:35,167 Nicknames, but not that. 32 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:36,634 Nicknames, but not that. >> oh. 33 00:00:36,635 --> 00:00:36,668 >> oh. 34 00:00:36,669 --> 00:00:39,204 >> oh. >> hey. Oh, I got it. I got it. 35 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:39,237 >> hey. Oh, I got it. I got it. 36 00:00:39,238 --> 00:00:41,039 >> hey. Oh, I got it. I got it. Uh...Uh...That cruise. 37 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:41,072 Uh...Uh...That cruise. 38 00:00:41,073 --> 00:00:42,574 Uh...Uh...That cruise. That sort of specialty cruise? 39 00:00:42,575 --> 00:00:42,607 That sort of specialty cruise? 40 00:00:42,608 --> 00:00:43,574 That sort of specialty cruise? >> no. I've never been 41 00:00:43,575 --> 00:00:43,608 >> no. I've never been 42 00:00:43,609 --> 00:00:44,576 >> no. I've never been on a cruise. 43 00:00:44,577 --> 00:00:44,609 On a cruise. 44 00:00:44,610 --> 00:00:45,577 On a cruise. >> you didn't go on a specialty 45 00:00:45,578 --> 00:00:45,610 >> you didn't go on a specialty 46 00:00:45,611 --> 00:00:47,879 >> you didn't go on a specialty cruise? I've seen you somewhere. 47 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:47,912 Cruise? I've seen you somewhere. 48 00:00:47,913 --> 00:00:49,180 Cruise? I've seen you somewhere. >> it's nice to meet you again. 49 00:00:49,181 --> 00:00:49,213 >> it's nice to meet you again. 50 00:00:49,214 --> 00:00:50,715 >> it's nice to meet you again. >> great meeting you and seeing 51 00:00:50,716 --> 00:00:50,748 >> great meeting you and seeing 52 00:00:50,749 --> 00:00:51,716 >> great meeting you and seeing you again. 53 00:00:51,717 --> 00:00:51,750 You again. 54 00:00:51,751 --> 00:00:52,717 You again. >> I'll see you around. 55 00:00:52,718 --> 00:00:52,750 >> I'll see you around. 56 00:00:52,751 --> 00:00:54,552 >> I'll see you around. >> see ya. 57 00:00:54,553 --> 00:00:54,585 >> see ya. 58 00:00:54,586 --> 00:00:56,487 >> see ya. >> all right, let's be cool! 59 00:00:56,488 --> 00:00:56,521 >> all right, let's be cool! 60 00:00:56,522 --> 00:00:57,689 >> all right, let's be cool! You're cool, I don't freak 61 00:00:57,690 --> 00:00:57,722 You're cool, I don't freak 62 00:00:57,723 --> 00:00:59,658 You're cool, I don't freak out! Empty the register! 63 00:00:59,659 --> 00:00:59,691 Out! Empty the register! 64 00:00:59,692 --> 00:01:00,658 Out! Empty the register! [gunshot] 65 00:01:00,659 --> 00:01:00,692 [gunshot] 66 00:01:00,693 --> 00:01:01,659 [gunshot] >> wanted poster. Wanted poster 67 00:01:01,660 --> 00:01:01,692 >> wanted poster. Wanted poster 68 00:01:01,693 --> 00:01:02,760 >> wanted poster. Wanted poster at the post office. 69 00:01:02,761 --> 00:01:02,794 At the post office. 70 00:01:02,795 --> 00:01:04,763 At the post office. [captioning made possible by 71 00:01:04,764 --> 00:01:04,796 [captioning made possible by 72 00:01:04,797 --> 00:01:06,765 [captioning made possible by mtv networks] 73 00:01:47,239 --> 00:01:49,207 >> did somebody take my orange? 74 00:01:49,208 --> 00:01:49,240 >> did somebody take my orange? 75 00:01:49,241 --> 00:01:50,475 >> did somebody take my orange? Trudy: Yeah. I ate it. 76 00:01:50,476 --> 00:01:50,509 Trudy: Yeah. I ate it. 77 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:51,476 Trudy: Yeah. I ate it. Rai: Trudy. 78 00:01:51,477 --> 00:01:51,509 Rai: Trudy. 79 00:01:51,510 --> 00:01:53,578 Rai: Trudy. >> uh, you know, I wanted to 80 00:01:53,579 --> 00:01:53,611 >> uh, you know, I wanted to 81 00:01:53,612 --> 00:01:55,780 >> uh, you know, I wanted to ask you is--this weekend I'm 82 00:01:55,781 --> 00:01:55,814 Ask you is--this weekend I'm 83 00:01:55,815 --> 00:01:57,382 Ask you is--this weekend I'm having a--well, every weekend, 84 00:01:57,383 --> 00:01:57,415 Having a--well, every weekend, 85 00:01:57,416 --> 00:01:59,784 Having a--well, every weekend, basically, I do a mixer, a 86 00:01:59,785 --> 00:01:59,818 Basically, I do a mixer, a 87 00:01:59,819 --> 00:02:02,019 Basically, I do a mixer, a little social singles mixer. And 88 00:02:02,020 --> 00:02:02,052 Little social singles mixer. And 89 00:02:02,053 --> 00:02:05,690 Little social singles mixer. And I just thought it'd be nice to 90 00:02:05,691 --> 00:02:05,723 I just thought it'd be nice to 91 00:02:05,724 --> 00:02:06,925 I just thought it'd be nice to ask if you wanted to come along 92 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:06,958 Ask if you wanted to come along 93 00:02:06,959 --> 00:02:07,992 Ask if you wanted to come along this weekend. 94 00:02:07,993 --> 00:02:08,025 This weekend. 95 00:02:08,026 --> 00:02:08,993 This weekend. >> oh. 96 00:02:08,994 --> 00:02:09,027 >> oh. 97 00:02:09,028 --> 00:02:09,994 >> oh. >> it's a good time. I mean, we 98 00:02:09,995 --> 00:02:10,028 >> it's a good time. I mean, we 99 00:02:10,029 --> 00:02:10,996 >> it's a good time. I mean, we get crazy. 100 00:02:10,997 --> 00:02:11,029 Get crazy. 101 00:02:11,030 --> 00:02:11,996 Get crazy. >> yes. 102 00:02:11,997 --> 00:02:12,029 >> yes. 103 00:02:12,030 --> 00:02:12,998 >> yes. >> oh, that's great. 104 00:02:12,999 --> 00:02:13,031 >> oh, that's great. 105 00:02:13,032 --> 00:02:14,232 >> oh, that's great. >> are you all dating? 106 00:02:14,233 --> 00:02:14,265 >> are you all dating? 107 00:02:14,266 --> 00:02:16,234 >> are you all dating? >> oh, shut up. 108 00:02:16,235 --> 00:02:16,267 >> oh, shut up. 109 00:02:16,268 --> 00:02:17,234 >> oh, shut up. >> I'm just asking. You only 110 00:02:17,235 --> 00:02:17,268 >> I'm just asking. You only 111 00:02:17,269 --> 00:02:18,370 >> I'm just asking. You only asked one person. That sounds 112 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:18,403 Asked one person. That sounds 113 00:02:18,404 --> 00:02:19,437 Asked one person. That sounds like a date. 114 00:02:19,438 --> 00:02:19,470 Like a date. 115 00:02:19,471 --> 00:02:20,704 Like a date. >> I'm only allowed to ask one 116 00:02:20,705 --> 00:02:20,738 >> I'm only allowed to ask one 117 00:02:20,739 --> 00:02:22,040 >> I'm only allowed to ask one person. And no, it is not a 118 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:22,073 Person. And no, it is not a 119 00:02:22,074 --> 00:02:23,041 Person. And no, it is not a date. 120 00:02:23,042 --> 00:02:23,074 Date. 121 00:02:23,075 --> 00:02:24,042 Date. >> and you asked a woman. You 122 00:02:24,043 --> 00:02:24,075 >> and you asked a woman. You 123 00:02:24,076 --> 00:02:25,042 >> and you asked a woman. You asked another woman. 124 00:02:25,043 --> 00:02:25,076 Asked another woman. 125 00:02:25,077 --> 00:02:26,744 Asked another woman. >> I asked a woman, and I'll 126 00:02:26,745 --> 00:02:26,777 >> I asked a woman, and I'll 127 00:02:26,778 --> 00:02:28,512 >> I asked a woman, and I'll tell you why. Because there are 128 00:02:28,513 --> 00:02:28,546 Tell you why. Because there are 129 00:02:28,547 --> 00:02:30,281 Tell you why. Because there are a lot of gentlemen there. 130 00:02:30,282 --> 00:02:30,314 A lot of gentlemen there. 131 00:02:30,315 --> 00:02:31,283 A lot of gentlemen there. >> I can't go anyway. I'm 132 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:31,316 >> I can't go anyway. I'm 133 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:32,617 >> I can't go anyway. I'm having a make-out party at my 134 00:02:32,618 --> 00:02:32,650 Having a make-out party at my 135 00:02:32,651 --> 00:02:34,719 Having a make-out party at my house, so I guess you guys won't 136 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:34,753 House, so I guess you guys won't 137 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:35,953 House, so I guess you guys won't be able to come. It's gonna be 138 00:02:35,954 --> 00:02:35,987 Be able to come. It's gonna be 139 00:02:35,988 --> 00:02:37,822 Be able to come. It's gonna be pretty hot. I rented a couple of 140 00:02:37,823 --> 00:02:37,855 Pretty hot. I rented a couple of 141 00:02:37,856 --> 00:02:38,957 Pretty hot. I rented a couple of lava lamps. It's gonna be 142 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:38,990 Lava lamps. It's gonna be 143 00:02:38,991 --> 00:02:39,958 Lava lamps. It's gonna be sweet. 144 00:02:45,931 --> 00:02:48,466 Sheriff's department. 145 00:02:48,467 --> 00:02:48,500 Sheriff's department. 146 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:49,467 Sheriff's department. >> mike, you home? 147 00:02:49,468 --> 00:02:49,501 >> mike, you home? 148 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:54,839 >> mike, you home? >> mike? Brenda? Mike? 149 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:54,872 >> mike? Brenda? Mike? 150 00:02:54,873 --> 00:02:55,840 >> mike? Brenda? Mike? >> aw, jeez. Aw shit 151 00:02:55,841 --> 00:02:55,874 >> aw, jeez. Aw shit 152 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:56,841 >> aw, jeez. Aw shit >> mike? 153 00:02:56,842 --> 00:02:56,875 >> mike? 154 00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:59,377 >> mike? >> mike? Mike? Oh, my god. 155 00:02:59,378 --> 00:02:59,411 >> mike? Mike? Oh, my god. 156 00:02:59,412 --> 00:03:01,379 >> mike? Mike? Oh, my god. You ok, mike? Mike? Mike! 157 00:03:01,380 --> 00:03:01,413 You ok, mike? Mike? Mike! 158 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:02,380 You ok, mike? Mike? Mike! >> get a paramedic. Get a 159 00:03:02,381 --> 00:03:02,413 >> get a paramedic. Get a 160 00:03:02,414 --> 00:03:03,381 >> get a paramedic. Get a paramedic. 161 00:03:03,382 --> 00:03:03,414 Paramedic. 162 00:03:03,415 --> 00:03:08,553 Paramedic. >> mike. Mike. Mike? Mike? 163 00:03:08,554 --> 00:03:08,587 >> mike. Mike. Mike? Mike? 164 00:03:08,588 --> 00:03:12,090 >> mike. Mike. Mike? Mike? Come on, mike. 165 00:03:12,091 --> 00:03:12,123 Come on, mike. 166 00:03:12,124 --> 00:03:15,660 Come on, mike. No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! 167 00:03:15,661 --> 00:03:15,693 No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! 168 00:03:15,694 --> 00:03:18,863 No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Mike! No. Jeez. Cut it out! 169 00:03:18,864 --> 00:03:18,896 No! Mike! No. Jeez. Cut it out! 170 00:03:18,897 --> 00:03:24,235 No! Mike! No. Jeez. Cut it out! >> mike! Mike! Mike! No! 171 00:03:24,236 --> 00:03:24,268 >> mike! Mike! Mike! No! 172 00:03:24,269 --> 00:03:28,473 >> mike! Mike! Mike! No! >> god damn it! God damn it! 173 00:03:28,474 --> 00:03:28,506 >> god damn it! God damn it! 174 00:03:28,507 --> 00:03:29,473 >> god damn it! God damn it! >> you all right? 175 00:03:29,474 --> 00:03:29,507 >> you all right? 176 00:03:29,508 --> 00:03:30,642 >> you all right? >> that was weird. I thought he 177 00:03:30,643 --> 00:03:30,675 >> that was weird. I thought he 178 00:03:30,676 --> 00:03:33,644 >> that was weird. I thought he was someone else. In my 179 00:03:33,645 --> 00:03:33,678 Was someone else. In my 180 00:03:33,679 --> 00:03:34,846 Was someone else. In my pass-out, dream had. 181 00:03:34,847 --> 00:03:34,879 Pass-out, dream had. 182 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:35,880 Pass-out, dream had. >> the tongue part came out when 183 00:03:35,881 --> 00:03:35,914 >> the tongue part came out when 184 00:03:35,915 --> 00:03:36,881 >> the tongue part came out when you thought I was someone else, 185 00:03:36,882 --> 00:03:36,914 You thought I was someone else, 186 00:03:36,915 --> 00:03:37,882 You thought I was someone else, huh? 187 00:03:37,883 --> 00:03:37,915 Huh? 188 00:03:37,916 --> 00:03:38,883 Huh? >> I guess so. 189 00:03:38,884 --> 00:03:38,916 >> I guess so. 190 00:03:38,917 --> 00:03:39,884 >> I guess so. >> mike, who did you exactly 191 00:03:39,885 --> 00:03:39,918 >> mike, who did you exactly 192 00:03:39,919 --> 00:03:40,885 >> mike, who did you exactly think I was? 193 00:03:40,886 --> 00:03:40,918 Think I was? 194 00:03:40,919 --> 00:03:42,820 Think I was? >> I got this super-hot cousin, 195 00:03:42,821 --> 00:03:42,854 >> I got this super-hot cousin, 196 00:03:42,855 --> 00:03:44,188 >> I got this super-hot cousin, carla. 197 00:03:44,189 --> 00:03:44,221 Carla. 198 00:03:44,222 --> 00:03:45,590 Carla. >> crystal meth just eats the 199 00:03:45,591 --> 00:03:45,623 >> crystal meth just eats the 200 00:03:45,624 --> 00:03:46,590 >> crystal meth just eats the brain. Eats the brain. It ain't 201 00:03:46,591 --> 00:03:46,624 Brain. Eats the brain. It ain't 202 00:03:46,625 --> 00:03:47,592 Brain. Eats the brain. It ain't even funny. 203 00:03:47,593 --> 00:03:47,626 Even funny. 204 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:48,593 Even funny. >> mike, can I show you a 205 00:03:48,594 --> 00:03:48,626 >> mike, can I show you a 206 00:03:48,627 --> 00:03:50,494 >> mike, can I show you a picture? Mike, look here. Ok, 207 00:03:50,495 --> 00:03:50,528 Picture? Mike, look here. Ok, 208 00:03:50,529 --> 00:03:51,496 Picture? Mike, look here. Ok, here's your brain. 209 00:03:51,497 --> 00:03:51,529 Here's your brain. 210 00:03:51,530 --> 00:03:52,630 Here's your brain. Mike: Right. 211 00:03:52,631 --> 00:03:52,663 Mike: Right. 212 00:03:52,664 --> 00:03:53,665 Mike: Right. >> this is your brain, you see? 213 00:03:53,666 --> 00:03:53,698 >> this is your brain, you see? 214 00:03:53,699 --> 00:03:55,033 >> this is your brain, you see? >> that is a giant brain. Look 215 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:55,066 >> that is a giant brain. Look 216 00:03:55,067 --> 00:03:58,136 >> that is a giant brain. Look at that. That's a giant brain. 217 00:03:58,137 --> 00:03:58,169 At that. That's a giant brain. 218 00:03:58,170 --> 00:03:59,437 At that. That's a giant brain. Hey, everybody, it's mike's 219 00:03:59,438 --> 00:03:59,470 Hey, everybody, it's mike's 220 00:03:59,471 --> 00:04:01,105 Hey, everybody, it's mike's giant brain. 221 00:04:01,106 --> 00:04:01,138 Giant brain. 222 00:04:01,139 --> 00:04:02,173 Giant brain. >> you're missing the point, 223 00:04:02,174 --> 00:04:02,206 >> you're missing the point, 224 00:04:02,207 --> 00:04:03,808 >> you're missing the point, mike. You're missing the point. 225 00:04:03,809 --> 00:04:03,841 Mike. You're missing the point. 226 00:04:03,842 --> 00:04:05,410 Mike. You're missing the point. >> he's not drawing it to scale. 227 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:05,443 >> he's not drawing it to scale. 228 00:04:05,444 --> 00:04:06,711 >> he's not drawing it to scale. He's trying to illustrate a 229 00:04:06,712 --> 00:04:06,744 He's trying to illustrate a 230 00:04:06,745 --> 00:04:07,879 He's trying to illustrate a percentage. 231 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:07,912 Percentage. 232 00:04:07,913 --> 00:04:10,781 Percentage. Mike: Galoop! It's all in there. 233 00:04:10,782 --> 00:04:10,815 Mike: Galoop! It's all in there. 234 00:04:10,816 --> 00:04:12,850 Mike: Galoop! It's all in there. Thinking, working, making a 235 00:04:12,851 --> 00:04:12,884 Thinking, working, making a 236 00:04:12,885 --> 00:04:17,155 Thinking, working, making a moat, partying down. Woo! Doing 237 00:04:17,156 --> 00:04:17,188 Moat, partying down. Woo! Doing 238 00:04:17,189 --> 00:04:18,189 Moat, partying down. Woo! Doing it up. 239 00:04:18,190 --> 00:04:18,222 It up. 240 00:04:18,223 --> 00:04:20,091 It up. >> kind of whistle. 241 00:04:20,092 --> 00:04:20,124 >> kind of whistle. 242 00:04:20,125 --> 00:04:21,926 >> kind of whistle. >> here's what happens. Here's 243 00:04:21,927 --> 00:04:21,959 >> here's what happens. Here's 244 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:23,761 >> here's what happens. Here's crystal meth, ok? You know that 245 00:04:23,762 --> 00:04:23,794 Crystal meth, ok? You know that 246 00:04:23,795 --> 00:04:24,762 Crystal meth, ok? You know that meth that you cook up sometimes 247 00:04:24,763 --> 00:04:24,796 Meth that you cook up sometimes 248 00:04:24,797 --> 00:04:25,763 Meth that you cook up sometimes out there? 249 00:04:25,764 --> 00:04:25,797 Out there? 250 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:26,765 Out there? >> no. 251 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:26,798 >> no. 252 00:04:26,799 --> 00:04:27,765 >> no. >> it goes like this. 253 00:04:27,766 --> 00:04:27,798 >> it goes like this. 254 00:04:27,799 --> 00:04:28,767 >> it goes like this. >> see that? Scrambled. 255 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:28,800 >> see that? Scrambled. 256 00:04:28,801 --> 00:04:29,767 >> see that? Scrambled. >> oh, no. Where's all my 257 00:04:29,768 --> 00:04:29,801 >> oh, no. Where's all my 258 00:04:29,802 --> 00:04:30,768 >> oh, no. Where's all my productive thoughts? 259 00:04:30,769 --> 00:04:30,801 Productive thoughts? 260 00:04:30,802 --> 00:04:33,037 Productive thoughts? >> here's mike's giant brain. 261 00:04:33,038 --> 00:04:33,070 >> here's mike's giant brain. 262 00:04:33,071 --> 00:04:36,874 >> here's mike's giant brain. See? Whoo! It's crystal meth 263 00:04:36,875 --> 00:04:36,907 See? Whoo! It's crystal meth 264 00:04:36,908 --> 00:04:39,177 See? Whoo! It's crystal meth all in here. Look at all this 265 00:04:39,178 --> 00:04:39,210 All in here. Look at all this 266 00:04:39,211 --> 00:04:41,846 All in here. Look at all this area that is untouched. 267 00:04:47,619 --> 00:04:48,586 >> nice parking, man. I can't 268 00:04:48,587 --> 00:04:48,619 >> nice parking, man. I can't 269 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:50,154 >> nice parking, man. I can't get out. 270 00:04:50,155 --> 00:04:50,188 Get out. 271 00:04:50,189 --> 00:04:52,023 Get out. >> you all right? 272 00:04:52,024 --> 00:04:52,056 >> you all right? 273 00:04:52,057 --> 00:04:53,858 >> you all right? >> oh, well, look who's here. 274 00:04:53,859 --> 00:04:53,891 >> oh, well, look who's here. 275 00:04:53,892 --> 00:04:54,992 >> oh, well, look who's here. It's the police. 276 00:04:54,993 --> 00:04:55,025 It's the police. 277 00:04:55,026 --> 00:04:56,361 It's the police. >> we've been getting calls... 278 00:04:56,362 --> 00:04:56,394 >> we've been getting calls... 279 00:04:56,395 --> 00:04:57,395 >> we've been getting calls... >> we've had about three or four 280 00:04:57,396 --> 00:04:57,428 >> we've had about three or four 281 00:04:57,429 --> 00:04:58,863 >> we've had about three or four calls that there was something 282 00:04:58,864 --> 00:04:58,896 Calls that there was something 283 00:04:58,897 --> 00:05:00,365 Calls that there was something going on here in the park. 284 00:05:00,366 --> 00:05:00,398 Going on here in the park. 285 00:05:00,399 --> 00:05:01,399 Going on here in the park. >> neighbors across the street 286 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:01,432 >> neighbors across the street 287 00:05:01,433 --> 00:05:02,399 >> neighbors across the street have been complaining about some 288 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:02,433 Have been complaining about some 289 00:05:02,434 --> 00:05:03,701 Have been complaining about some sort of weird behavior. 290 00:05:03,702 --> 00:05:03,735 Sort of weird behavior. 291 00:05:03,736 --> 00:05:06,270 Sort of weird behavior. >> no. No, not at all. I'm here 292 00:05:06,271 --> 00:05:06,303 >> no. No, not at all. I'm here 293 00:05:06,304 --> 00:05:07,772 >> no. No, not at all. I'm here talking to people about a 294 00:05:07,773 --> 00:05:07,806 Talking to people about a 295 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:09,507 Talking to people about a program I offer. But certainly 296 00:05:09,508 --> 00:05:09,541 Program I offer. But certainly 297 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:11,142 Program I offer. But certainly there's nothing going on that 298 00:05:11,143 --> 00:05:11,175 There's nothing going on that 299 00:05:11,176 --> 00:05:13,811 There's nothing going on that would be considered untoward. 300 00:05:13,812 --> 00:05:13,844 Would be considered untoward. 301 00:05:13,845 --> 00:05:15,146 Would be considered untoward. Well, I hope you find the 302 00:05:15,147 --> 00:05:15,180 Well, I hope you find the 303 00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:16,848 Well, I hope you find the person. And I'd better get 304 00:05:16,849 --> 00:05:16,881 Person. And I'd better get 305 00:05:16,882 --> 00:05:18,182 Person. And I'd better get going. 306 00:05:18,183 --> 00:05:18,216 Going. 307 00:05:18,217 --> 00:05:19,183 Going. >> whoa, ho, ho, whoa. 308 00:05:19,184 --> 00:05:19,216 >> whoa, ho, ho, whoa. 309 00:05:19,217 --> 00:05:20,585 >> whoa, ho, ho, whoa. >> people my age have to stay 310 00:05:20,586 --> 00:05:20,618 >> people my age have to stay 311 00:05:20,619 --> 00:05:22,120 >> people my age have to stay ambulatory. 312 00:05:22,121 --> 00:05:22,153 Ambulatory. 313 00:05:22,154 --> 00:05:24,723 Ambulatory. >> sir, if you wouldn't mind 314 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:24,756 >> sir, if you wouldn't mind 315 00:05:24,757 --> 00:05:25,990 >> sir, if you wouldn't mind being non-ambulatory for one 316 00:05:25,991 --> 00:05:26,024 Being non-ambulatory for one 317 00:05:26,025 --> 00:05:27,592 Being non-ambulatory for one second. Could you tell us about 318 00:05:27,593 --> 00:05:27,625 Second. Could you tell us about 319 00:05:27,626 --> 00:05:28,592 Second. Could you tell us about your program? 320 00:05:28,593 --> 00:05:28,626 Your program? 321 00:05:28,627 --> 00:05:29,594 Your program? >> what is your program, sir? 322 00:05:29,595 --> 00:05:29,627 >> what is your program, sir? 323 00:05:29,628 --> 00:05:31,429 >> what is your program, sir? >> nothing at all. I'm 324 00:05:31,430 --> 00:05:31,462 >> nothing at all. I'm 325 00:05:31,463 --> 00:05:32,964 >> nothing at all. I'm processing payments for 326 00:05:32,965 --> 00:05:32,997 Processing payments for 327 00:05:32,998 --> 00:05:35,133 Processing payments for cryogenics so no one ever has 328 00:05:35,134 --> 00:05:35,166 Cryogenics so no one ever has 329 00:05:35,167 --> 00:05:37,168 Cryogenics so no one ever has to die. That's all. 330 00:05:37,169 --> 00:05:37,201 To die. That's all. 331 00:05:37,202 --> 00:05:38,169 To die. That's all. >> can I get some 332 00:05:38,170 --> 00:05:38,202 >> can I get some 333 00:05:38,203 --> 00:05:39,170 >> can I get some identification? 334 00:05:39,171 --> 00:05:39,204 Identification? 335 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:40,171 Identification? >> maybe a permit for your 336 00:05:40,172 --> 00:05:40,204 >> maybe a permit for your 337 00:05:40,205 --> 00:05:41,172 >> maybe a permit for your program. A little I.D. 338 00:05:41,173 --> 00:05:41,206 Program. A little I.D. 339 00:05:41,207 --> 00:05:42,173 Program. A little I.D. >> a license. 340 00:05:42,174 --> 00:05:42,206 >> a license. 341 00:05:42,207 --> 00:05:44,776 >> a license. >> I don't carry identification. 342 00:05:44,777 --> 00:05:44,809 >> I don't carry identification. 343 00:05:44,810 --> 00:05:45,776 >> I don't carry identification. Having lived through the 344 00:05:45,777 --> 00:05:45,810 Having lived through the 345 00:05:45,811 --> 00:05:48,012 Having lived through the depression, we don't--a lot of 346 00:05:48,013 --> 00:05:48,045 Depression, we don't--a lot of 347 00:05:48,046 --> 00:05:50,782 Depression, we don't--a lot of people my age--believe in the 348 00:05:50,783 --> 00:05:50,815 People my age--believe in the 349 00:05:50,816 --> 00:05:52,816 People my age--believe in the identification, with the failure 350 00:05:52,817 --> 00:05:52,850 Identification, with the failure 351 00:05:52,851 --> 00:05:54,719 Identification, with the failure of the banks which occurred. 352 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:54,752 Of the banks which occurred. 353 00:05:54,753 --> 00:05:55,954 Of the banks which occurred. Good day, gentlemen. 354 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:55,987 Good day, gentlemen. 355 00:05:55,988 --> 00:05:56,954 Good day, gentlemen. >> the depression... 356 00:05:56,955 --> 00:05:56,988 >> the depression... 357 00:05:56,989 --> 00:05:58,789 >> the depression... >> the depression was in 1930, 358 00:05:58,790 --> 00:05:58,823 >> the depression was in 1930, 359 00:05:58,824 --> 00:05:59,791 >> the depression was in 1930, sir. 360 00:05:59,792 --> 00:05:59,824 Sir. 361 00:05:59,825 --> 00:06:02,259 Sir. >> yes. Very good. 1930s. The 362 00:06:02,260 --> 00:06:02,293 >> yes. Very good. 1930s. The 363 00:06:02,294 --> 00:06:04,195 >> yes. Very good. 1930s. The golden age of hollywood. 364 00:06:04,196 --> 00:06:04,228 Golden age of hollywood. 365 00:06:04,229 --> 00:06:05,396 Golden age of hollywood. >> yeah, I think what's crashed 366 00:06:05,397 --> 00:06:05,430 >> yeah, I think what's crashed 367 00:06:05,431 --> 00:06:06,397 >> yeah, I think what's crashed is your mind. 368 00:06:06,398 --> 00:06:06,431 Is your mind. 369 00:06:06,432 --> 00:06:08,332 Is your mind. >> what--say it again now. 370 00:06:08,333 --> 00:06:08,366 >> what--say it again now. 371 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:09,500 >> what--say it again now. >> you couldn't be that old, 372 00:06:09,501 --> 00:06:09,533 >> you couldn't be that old, 373 00:06:09,534 --> 00:06:11,102 >> you couldn't be that old, sir. You're probably... 374 00:06:11,103 --> 00:06:11,136 Sir. You're probably... 375 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:12,403 Sir. You're probably... >> you're telling a fib. 376 00:06:12,404 --> 00:06:12,437 >> you're telling a fib. 377 00:06:12,438 --> 00:06:13,404 >> you're telling a fib. >> can I be honest with you? 378 00:06:13,405 --> 00:06:13,437 >> can I be honest with you? 379 00:06:13,438 --> 00:06:14,405 >> can I be honest with you? >> yes, you can. We'd like that. 380 00:06:14,406 --> 00:06:14,439 >> yes, you can. We'd like that. 381 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,408 >> yes, you can. We'd like that. >> there you go. 382 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:16,441 >> there you go. 383 00:06:16,442 --> 00:06:18,943 >> there you go. >> I'm not as old as I'm 384 00:06:18,944 --> 00:06:18,976 >> I'm not as old as I'm 385 00:06:18,977 --> 00:06:20,344 >> I'm not as old as I'm behaving that I am? 386 00:06:20,345 --> 00:06:20,377 Behaving that I am? 387 00:06:20,378 --> 00:06:21,345 Behaving that I am? >> yeah. Thank you for using 388 00:06:21,346 --> 00:06:21,379 >> yeah. Thank you for using 389 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:22,446 >> yeah. Thank you for using your voice, your real voice. 390 00:06:22,447 --> 00:06:22,480 Your voice, your real voice. 391 00:06:22,481 --> 00:06:24,281 Your voice, your real voice. >> you like to do fantasies. 392 00:06:24,282 --> 00:06:24,315 >> you like to do fantasies. 393 00:06:24,316 --> 00:06:27,084 >> you like to do fantasies. >> uh, shooting. 394 00:06:27,085 --> 00:06:27,118 >> uh, shooting. 395 00:06:27,119 --> 00:06:28,219 >> uh, shooting. >> hold! 396 00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:28,252 >> hold! 397 00:06:28,253 --> 00:06:30,621 >> hold! >> ok. Here we go. 398 00:06:30,622 --> 00:06:30,655 >> ok. Here we go. 399 00:06:30,656 --> 00:06:33,157 >> ok. Here we go. >> oh, jeez, you guys are fast. 400 00:06:33,158 --> 00:06:33,191 >> oh, jeez, you guys are fast. 401 00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:34,959 >> oh, jeez, you guys are fast. >> what are you doing? This is 402 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:34,993 >> what are you doing? This is 403 00:06:34,994 --> 00:06:37,728 >> what are you doing? This is not an approved carry of a 404 00:06:37,729 --> 00:06:37,762 Not an approved carry of a 405 00:06:37,763 --> 00:06:38,796 Not an approved carry of a suspect, is it? 406 00:06:38,797 --> 00:06:38,830 Suspect, is it? 407 00:06:38,831 --> 00:06:39,797 Suspect, is it? >> this is humiliating. 408 00:06:39,798 --> 00:06:39,831 >> this is humiliating. 409 00:06:39,832 --> 00:06:40,798 >> this is humiliating. Can I just walk? 410 00:06:40,799 --> 00:06:40,831 Can I just walk? 411 00:06:40,832 --> 00:06:41,499 Can I just walk? >>can you walk? 412 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:41,532 >>can you walk? 413 00:06:41,533 --> 00:06:42,801 >>can you walk? >>don't you try to run. 414 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:42,834 >>don't you try to run. 415 00:06:42,835 --> 00:06:44,768 >>don't you try to run. >>why would I try to run? 416 00:06:44,769 --> 00:06:44,802 >>why would I try to run? 417 00:06:44,803 --> 00:06:45,904 >>why would I try to run? I'd be happy to walk. 418 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:45,937 I'd be happy to walk. 419 00:06:45,938 --> 00:06:47,071 I'd be happy to walk. >>no! No! 420 00:06:50,909 --> 00:06:52,844 >> Ã¢â¢Âª go tell it, go tell it, 421 00:06:52,845 --> 00:06:52,877 >> Ã¢â¢Âª go tell it, go tell it, 422 00:06:52,878 --> 00:06:55,146 >> Ã¢â¢Âª go tell it, go tell it, yo, go tell it on the mountain, 423 00:06:55,147 --> 00:06:55,179 Yo, go tell it on the mountain, 424 00:06:55,180 --> 00:06:57,014 Yo, go tell it on the mountain, down in a lowly manger, the 425 00:06:57,015 --> 00:06:57,048 Down in a lowly manger, the 426 00:06:57,049 --> 00:06:59,250 Down in a lowly manger, the humble christ was born, and god 427 00:06:59,251 --> 00:06:59,284 Humble christ was born, and god 428 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:00,885 Humble christ was born, and god sent us salvation Ã¢â¢Âª 429 00:07:00,886 --> 00:07:00,918 Sent us salvation Ã¢â¢Âª 430 00:07:00,919 --> 00:07:01,886 Sent us salvation Ã¢â¢Âª >> yeah! 431 00:07:01,887 --> 00:07:01,919 >> yeah! 432 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:02,887 >> yeah! >> Ã¢â¢Âª that blessed christmas 433 00:07:02,888 --> 00:07:02,921 >> Ã¢â¢Âª that blessed christmas 434 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:05,556 >> Ã¢â¢Âª that blessed christmas morn, go tell it, go tell it, 435 00:07:05,557 --> 00:07:05,589 Morn, go tell it, go tell it, 436 00:07:05,590 --> 00:07:07,124 Morn, go tell it, go tell it, yo, go tell it on the mountain, 437 00:07:07,125 --> 00:07:07,158 Yo, go tell it on the mountain, 438 00:07:07,159 --> 00:07:09,493 Yo, go tell it on the mountain, go tell it, go tell it, yo, go 439 00:07:09,494 --> 00:07:09,527 Go tell it, go tell it, yo, go 440 00:07:09,528 --> 00:07:11,295 Go tell it, go tell it, yo, go tell it on the mountain, word Ã¢â¢Âª 441 00:07:11,296 --> 00:07:11,328 Tell it on the mountain, word Ã¢â¢Âª 442 00:07:11,329 --> 00:07:13,531 Tell it on the mountain, word Ã¢â¢Âª >> I love hip-hop. 443 00:07:13,532 --> 00:07:13,564 >> I love hip-hop. 444 00:07:13,565 --> 00:07:17,201 >> I love hip-hop. >> it's fun, isn't it? Don't 445 00:07:17,202 --> 00:07:17,235 >> it's fun, isn't it? Don't 446 00:07:17,236 --> 00:07:18,536 >> it's fun, isn't it? Don't forget. We have christ cakes 447 00:07:18,537 --> 00:07:18,569 Forget. We have christ cakes 448 00:07:18,570 --> 00:07:20,271 Forget. We have christ cakes and sandwiches and lots of stuff 449 00:07:20,272 --> 00:07:20,304 And sandwiches and lots of stuff 450 00:07:20,305 --> 00:07:21,272 And sandwiches and lots of stuff to drink. 451 00:07:21,273 --> 00:07:21,305 To drink. 452 00:07:21,306 --> 00:07:23,208 To drink. >> knockers. Knockers. 453 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:23,241 >> knockers. Knockers. 454 00:07:23,242 --> 00:07:24,642 >> knockers. Knockers. >> uh-oh. 455 00:07:24,643 --> 00:07:24,675 >> uh-oh. 456 00:07:24,676 --> 00:07:26,811 >> uh-oh. >> every--come here. Come here. 457 00:07:26,812 --> 00:07:26,844 >> every--come here. Come here. 458 00:07:26,845 --> 00:07:28,479 >> every--come here. Come here. Everybody, I have--this is not 459 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:28,513 Everybody, I have--this is not 460 00:07:28,514 --> 00:07:31,281 Everybody, I have--this is not an angel, although I know it 461 00:07:31,282 --> 00:07:31,315 An angel, although I know it 462 00:07:31,316 --> 00:07:32,283 An angel, although I know it looks like it. 463 00:07:32,284 --> 00:07:32,317 Looks like it. 464 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:33,884 Looks like it. >> it's definitely not an angel. 465 00:07:33,885 --> 00:07:33,918 >> it's definitely not an angel. 466 00:07:33,919 --> 00:07:35,152 >> it's definitely not an angel. >> I want y'all to meet my 467 00:07:35,153 --> 00:07:35,185 >> I want y'all to meet my 468 00:07:35,186 --> 00:07:36,588 >> I want y'all to meet my good friend, clementine. Some 469 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:36,621 Good friend, clementine. Some 470 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:38,756 Good friend, clementine. Some people call her clemmie. Now, 471 00:07:38,757 --> 00:07:38,789 People call her clemmie. Now, 472 00:07:38,790 --> 00:07:40,457 People call her clemmie. Now, this is paul, my good friend. 473 00:07:40,458 --> 00:07:40,491 This is paul, my good friend. 474 00:07:40,492 --> 00:07:42,193 This is paul, my good friend. That's james. 475 00:07:42,194 --> 00:07:42,227 That's james. 476 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:43,194 That's james. Clemmie: Stetson. I like 477 00:07:43,195 --> 00:07:43,227 Clemmie: Stetson. I like 478 00:07:43,228 --> 00:07:44,662 Clemmie: Stetson. I like that. 479 00:07:44,663 --> 00:07:44,695 That. 480 00:07:44,696 --> 00:07:46,230 That. >> is that what this is you're 481 00:07:46,231 --> 00:07:46,263 >> is that what this is you're 482 00:07:46,264 --> 00:07:47,565 >> is that what this is you're wearing? 483 00:07:47,566 --> 00:07:47,599 Wearing? 484 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,400 Wearing? >> head and shoulders. 485 00:07:49,401 --> 00:07:49,434 >> head and shoulders. 486 00:07:49,435 --> 00:07:52,403 >> head and shoulders. Oh, yes. Wow. I didn't know this 487 00:07:52,404 --> 00:07:52,436 Oh, yes. Wow. I didn't know this 488 00:07:52,437 --> 00:07:53,571 Oh, yes. Wow. I didn't know this was gonna be this kind of a 489 00:07:53,572 --> 00:07:53,604 Was gonna be this kind of a 490 00:07:53,605 --> 00:07:54,572 Was gonna be this kind of a party. Yeah. 491 00:07:54,573 --> 00:07:54,605 Party. Yeah. 492 00:07:54,606 --> 00:07:55,572 Party. Yeah. >> yeah, well, we're not all 493 00:07:55,573 --> 00:07:55,606 >> yeah, well, we're not all 494 00:07:55,607 --> 00:07:56,574 >> yeah, well, we're not all square. 495 00:07:56,575 --> 00:07:56,608 Square. 496 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:57,875 Square. >> well, I like that. So, 497 00:07:57,876 --> 00:07:57,909 >> well, I like that. So, 498 00:07:57,910 --> 00:07:59,176 >> well, I like that. So, who's a virgin? I'm just 499 00:07:59,177 --> 00:07:59,210 Who's a virgin? I'm just 500 00:07:59,211 --> 00:08:01,011 Who's a virgin? I'm just curious. Ok, you can be on her 501 00:08:01,012 --> 00:08:01,045 Curious. Ok, you can be on her 502 00:08:01,046 --> 00:08:04,915 Curious. Ok, you can be on her team. You can be on her team. 503 00:08:04,916 --> 00:08:04,949 Team. You can be on her team. 504 00:08:04,950 --> 00:08:09,520 Team. You can be on her team. >> Ã¢â¢Âª on a hill far away, stood 505 00:08:09,521 --> 00:08:09,554 >> Ã¢â¢Âª on a hill far away, stood 506 00:08:09,555 --> 00:08:15,293 >> Ã¢â¢Âª on a hill far away, stood an old rugged cross, the emblem 507 00:08:15,294 --> 00:08:15,326 An old rugged cross, the emblem 508 00:08:15,327 --> 00:08:17,661 An old rugged cross, the emblem of suffering and shame Ã¢â¢Âª 509 00:08:17,662 --> 00:08:17,694 Of suffering and shame Ã¢â¢Âª 510 00:08:17,695 --> 00:08:21,199 Of suffering and shame Ã¢â¢Âª >> but I was so top-heavy that 511 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:21,232 >> but I was so top-heavy that 512 00:08:21,233 --> 00:08:24,402 >> but I was so top-heavy that it made me--I was disqualified 513 00:08:24,403 --> 00:08:24,435 It made me--I was disqualified 514 00:08:24,436 --> 00:08:26,003 It made me--I was disqualified before I even got on the mat 515 00:08:26,004 --> 00:08:26,037 Before I even got on the mat 516 00:08:26,038 --> 00:08:27,004 Before I even got on the mat sometimes. 517 00:08:27,005 --> 00:08:27,037 Sometimes. 518 00:08:27,038 --> 00:08:28,005 Sometimes. >> they wouldn't let you on the 519 00:08:28,006 --> 00:08:28,039 >> they wouldn't let you on the 520 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,006 >> they wouldn't let you on the mat? 521 00:08:29,007 --> 00:08:29,039 Mat? 522 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:30,008 Mat? >> 'cause it was like "poof" 523 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:30,041 >> 'cause it was like "poof" 524 00:08:30,042 --> 00:08:31,375 >> 'cause it was like "poof" and then "paah" and then there 525 00:08:31,376 --> 00:08:31,409 And then "paah" and then there 526 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:32,876 And then "paah" and then there was--you know. So I said 527 00:08:32,877 --> 00:08:32,910 Was--you know. So I said 528 00:08:32,911 --> 00:08:34,178 Was--you know. So I said fuck it. I'll just drop out 529 00:08:34,179 --> 00:08:34,212 Fuck it. I'll just drop out 530 00:08:34,213 --> 00:08:35,947 Fuck it. I'll just drop out of high school. 531 00:08:35,948 --> 00:08:35,980 Of high school. 532 00:08:35,981 --> 00:08:39,717 Of high school. >> Ã¢â¢Âª so I'll cherish the old 533 00:08:39,718 --> 00:08:39,751 >> Ã¢â¢Âª so I'll cherish the old 534 00:08:39,752 --> 00:08:42,687 >> Ã¢â¢Âª so I'll cherish the old rugged cross, the old rugged 535 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:42,720 Rugged cross, the old rugged 536 00:08:42,721 --> 00:08:43,687 Rugged cross, the old rugged cross Ã¢â¢Âª 537 00:08:43,688 --> 00:08:43,720 Cross Ã¢â¢Âª 538 00:08:43,721 --> 00:08:47,325 Cross Ã¢â¢Âª >> pull my finger. [belches] 539 00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:47,358 >> pull my finger. [belches] 540 00:08:47,359 --> 00:08:50,094 >> pull my finger. [belches] here's the church. Here's the 541 00:08:50,095 --> 00:08:50,127 Here's the church. Here's the 542 00:08:50,128 --> 00:08:53,330 Here's the church. Here's the steeple. Open the doors. See all 543 00:08:53,331 --> 00:08:53,364 Steeple. Open the doors. See all 544 00:08:53,365 --> 00:08:55,232 Steeple. Open the doors. See all the people. And these two guys 545 00:08:55,233 --> 00:08:55,266 The people. And these two guys 546 00:08:55,267 --> 00:08:57,568 The people. And these two guys won't sit down. 547 00:09:06,345 --> 00:09:07,512 >> lord, I wanna thank you 548 00:09:07,513 --> 00:09:07,545 >> lord, I wanna thank you 549 00:09:07,546 --> 00:09:09,414 >> lord, I wanna thank you especially for my good friend, 550 00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:09,447 Especially for my good friend, 551 00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:12,183 Especially for my good friend, clementine, coming here and 552 00:09:12,184 --> 00:09:12,216 Clementine, coming here and 553 00:09:12,217 --> 00:09:14,318 Clementine, coming here and showing up as she is. 554 00:09:14,319 --> 00:09:14,352 Showing up as she is. 555 00:09:14,353 --> 00:09:15,319 Showing up as she is. >> man: Mm-hmm. 556 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:15,352 >> man: Mm-hmm. 557 00:09:15,353 --> 00:09:19,123 >> man: Mm-hmm. >> a woman soiled, a woman with 558 00:09:19,124 --> 00:09:19,156 >> a woman soiled, a woman with 559 00:09:19,157 --> 00:09:21,993 >> a woman soiled, a woman with a whorish, sinful past. 560 00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:22,026 A whorish, sinful past. 561 00:09:22,027 --> 00:09:24,628 A whorish, sinful past. >> who has just been waxed 562 00:09:24,629 --> 00:09:24,662 >> who has just been waxed 563 00:09:24,663 --> 00:09:28,265 >> who has just been waxed thoroughly, as of 4 p.M. Today. 564 00:09:28,266 --> 00:09:28,298 Thoroughly, as of 4 p.M. Today. 565 00:09:28,299 --> 00:09:29,434 Thoroughly, as of 4 p.M. Today. You may all lay your hands upon 566 00:09:29,435 --> 00:09:29,467 You may all lay your hands upon 567 00:09:29,468 --> 00:09:32,369 You may all lay your hands upon me. Would anyone like to lay 568 00:09:32,370 --> 00:09:32,403 Me. Would anyone like to lay 569 00:09:32,404 --> 00:09:33,371 Me. Would anyone like to lay hands? 570 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:33,404 Hands? 571 00:09:33,405 --> 00:09:34,371 Hands? Cheresa: That's a different... 572 00:09:34,372 --> 00:09:34,405 Cheresa: That's a different... 573 00:09:34,406 --> 00:09:35,373 Cheresa: That's a different... You must be thinking of a diff-- 574 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:35,406 You must be thinking of a diff-- 575 00:09:35,407 --> 00:09:37,908 You must be thinking of a diff-- >> or touch my garment. Lord, 576 00:09:37,909 --> 00:09:37,941 >> or touch my garment. Lord, 577 00:09:37,942 --> 00:09:38,509 >> or touch my garment. Lord, will you please smite those 578 00:09:38,510 --> 00:09:38,543 Will you please smite those 579 00:09:38,544 --> 00:09:39,243 Will you please smite those mother fuckers 580 00:09:39,244 --> 00:09:39,277 Mother fuckers 581 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:42,413 Mother fuckers that mess around with 582 00:09:42,414 --> 00:09:42,447 That mess around with 583 00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:44,482 That mess around with children. I'm sorry. I 584 00:09:44,483 --> 00:09:44,515 Children. I'm sorry. I 585 00:09:44,516 --> 00:09:45,783 Children. I'm sorry. I personally don't like children 586 00:09:45,784 --> 00:09:45,816 Personally don't like children 587 00:09:45,817 --> 00:09:47,885 Personally don't like children myself, but they don't deserve 588 00:09:47,886 --> 00:09:47,918 Myself, but they don't deserve 589 00:09:47,919 --> 00:09:50,921 Myself, but they don't deserve that, ok? I want you to send a 590 00:09:50,922 --> 00:09:50,954 That, ok? I want you to send a 591 00:09:50,955 --> 00:09:54,092 That, ok? I want you to send a lightning bolt..Out of their 592 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:54,125 Lightning bolt..Out of their 593 00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:59,497 Lightning bolt..Out of their assholes lord. And rapists too. 594 00:09:59,498 --> 00:09:59,530 Assholes lord. And rapists too. 595 00:09:59,531 --> 00:10:01,365 Assholes lord. And rapists too. Lord, set them on fire with 596 00:10:01,366 --> 00:10:01,399 Lord, set them on fire with 597 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,201 Lord, set them on fire with fiery syphilis so that they pee 598 00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:03,234 Fiery syphilis so that they pee 599 00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:05,602 Fiery syphilis so that they pee fire out of their dickholes. 600 00:10:05,603 --> 00:10:05,636 Fire out of their dickholes. 601 00:10:05,637 --> 00:10:07,805 Fire out of their dickholes. [belches] sorry. That was 602 00:10:07,806 --> 00:10:07,838 [belches] sorry. That was 603 00:10:07,839 --> 00:10:09,440 [belches] sorry. That was probably very stinky. 604 00:10:09,441 --> 00:10:09,473 Probably very stinky. 605 00:10:09,474 --> 00:10:10,775 Probably very stinky. >> very good job. 606 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:10,808 >> very good job. 607 00:10:10,809 --> 00:10:12,510 >> very good job. >> that was very good. 608 00:10:12,511 --> 00:10:12,543 >> that was very good. 609 00:10:12,544 --> 00:10:13,644 >> that was very good. >> whoo-hoo! 610 00:10:13,645 --> 00:10:13,678 >> whoo-hoo! 611 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:16,113 >> whoo-hoo! >> yes! Yeah! 612 00:10:16,114 --> 00:10:16,147 >> yes! Yeah! 613 00:10:16,148 --> 00:10:18,615 >> yes! Yeah! >> I cheated. I cheated. I 614 00:10:18,616 --> 00:10:18,649 >> I cheated. I cheated. I 615 00:10:18,650 --> 00:10:21,686 >> I cheated. I cheated. I cheated. Ohh! Whoo! I'm so 616 00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:21,719 Cheated. Ohh! Whoo! I'm so 617 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:25,989 Cheated. Ohh! Whoo! I'm so wasted. I'm wasted. I'm wasted. 618 00:10:25,990 --> 00:10:26,023 Wasted. I'm wasted. I'm wasted. 619 00:10:26,024 --> 00:10:26,991 Wasted. I'm wasted. I'm wasted. [snorts] 620 00:10:26,992 --> 00:10:27,024 [snorts] 621 00:10:27,025 --> 00:10:28,893 [snorts] >> it's nonalcoholic beer. 622 00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:28,926 >> it's nonalcoholic beer. 623 00:10:28,927 --> 00:10:31,728 >> it's nonalcoholic beer. >> there's no alcohol in it. 624 00:10:41,306 --> 00:10:41,772 [hip-hop playing loudly] 625 00:10:41,773 --> 00:10:41,806 [hip-hop playing loudly] 626 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:42,806 [hip-hop playing loudly] >> do you mind turning the music 627 00:10:42,807 --> 00:10:42,840 >> do you mind turning the music 628 00:10:42,841 --> 00:10:47,044 >> do you mind turning the music down? Turn the music dow-- 629 00:10:47,045 --> 00:10:47,078 Down? Turn the music dow-- 630 00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:48,579 Down? Turn the music dow-- [music turns off] 631 00:10:48,580 --> 00:10:48,612 [music turns off] 632 00:10:48,613 --> 00:10:51,382 [music turns off] >> thank you. Can I see your 633 00:10:51,383 --> 00:10:51,416 >> thank you. Can I see your 634 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:53,351 >> thank you. Can I see your license and registration, proof 635 00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:53,384 License and registration, proof 636 00:10:53,385 --> 00:10:54,952 License and registration, proof of insurance? Lady called us up, 637 00:10:54,953 --> 00:10:54,986 Of insurance? Lady called us up, 638 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,320 Of insurance? Lady called us up, and she was just mad as hell 639 00:10:56,321 --> 00:10:56,353 And she was just mad as hell 640 00:10:56,354 --> 00:10:57,422 And she was just mad as hell 'cause a couple of kids were 641 00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:57,455 'cause a couple of kids were 642 00:10:57,456 --> 00:10:58,790 'cause a couple of kids were drag racing. Just about blew her 643 00:10:58,791 --> 00:10:58,823 Drag racing. Just about blew her 644 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,191 Drag racing. Just about blew her off the road right down here. 645 00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:00,224 Off the road right down here. 646 00:11:00,225 --> 00:11:01,191 Off the road right down here. >> woman: Really? Wow. 647 00:11:01,192 --> 00:11:01,224 >> woman: Really? Wow. 648 00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:02,660 >> woman: Really? Wow. >> yeah. Wow. You wouldn't know 649 00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:02,694 >> yeah. Wow. You wouldn't know 650 00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:03,794 >> yeah. Wow. You wouldn't know anything about that, would you? 651 00:11:03,795 --> 00:11:03,827 Anything about that, would you? 652 00:11:03,828 --> 00:11:04,928 Anything about that, would you? >> no, I wouldn't, officer. I'm 653 00:11:04,929 --> 00:11:04,962 >> no, I wouldn't, officer. I'm 654 00:11:04,963 --> 00:11:06,264 >> no, I wouldn't, officer. I'm just on my way home from bible 655 00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:06,297 Just on my way home from bible 656 00:11:06,298 --> 00:11:07,531 Just on my way home from bible study. 657 00:11:07,532 --> 00:11:07,565 Study. 658 00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:08,532 Study. >> bible study. 659 00:11:08,533 --> 00:11:08,565 >> bible study. 660 00:11:08,566 --> 00:11:09,533 >> bible study. >> mm-hmm. 661 00:11:09,534 --> 00:11:09,567 >> mm-hmm. 662 00:11:09,568 --> 00:11:11,135 >> mm-hmm. >> yeah. Holy shit. You have 663 00:11:11,136 --> 00:11:11,168 >> yeah. Holy shit. You have 664 00:11:11,169 --> 00:11:12,603 >> yeah. Holy shit. You have a computer screen on your 665 00:11:12,604 --> 00:11:12,636 A computer screen on your 666 00:11:12,637 --> 00:11:13,604 A computer screen on your steering wheel. Do you know you 667 00:11:13,605 --> 00:11:13,638 Steering wheel. Do you know you 668 00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:14,605 Steering wheel. Do you know you have a computer screen on your 669 00:11:14,606 --> 00:11:14,638 Have a computer screen on your 670 00:11:14,639 --> 00:11:17,108 Have a computer screen on your steering wheel? 1, 2, 5--ok, 671 00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:17,141 Steering wheel? 1, 2, 5--ok, 672 00:11:17,142 --> 00:11:18,275 Steering wheel? 1, 2, 5--ok, what's that one do? 673 00:11:18,276 --> 00:11:18,309 What's that one do? 674 00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:19,277 What's that one do? >> that one's for my sound. It 675 00:11:19,278 --> 00:11:19,310 >> that one's for my sound. It 676 00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:20,811 >> that one's for my sound. It controls the front, back, side 677 00:11:20,812 --> 00:11:20,845 Controls the front, back, side 678 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,647 Controls the front, back, side to side. And then I got my mids 679 00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:22,680 To side. And then I got my mids 680 00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:24,048 To side. And then I got my mids and my highs separated out into 681 00:11:24,049 --> 00:11:24,081 And my highs separated out into 682 00:11:24,082 --> 00:11:25,149 And my highs separated out into each door here. The mid down 683 00:11:25,150 --> 00:11:25,183 Each door here. The mid down 684 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,317 Each door here. The mid down here at the base of the door, 685 00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:26,350 Here at the base of the door, 686 00:11:26,351 --> 00:11:27,317 Here at the base of the door, and my tweeters are up here by 687 00:11:27,318 --> 00:11:27,351 And my tweeters are up here by 688 00:11:27,352 --> 00:11:28,319 And my tweeters are up here by the rearview window panel. 689 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:28,352 The rearview window panel. 690 00:11:28,353 --> 00:11:29,319 The rearview window panel. >> you know that your 691 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:29,353 >> you know that your 692 00:11:29,354 --> 00:11:31,388 >> you know that your speedometer goes up to 260? 693 00:11:31,389 --> 00:11:31,422 Speedometer goes up to 260? 694 00:11:31,423 --> 00:11:35,125 Speedometer goes up to 260? >> yeah. The car can do 200. 695 00:11:35,126 --> 00:11:35,159 >> yeah. The car can do 200. 696 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:36,693 >> yeah. The car can do 200. >> this is a toyota, right? 697 00:11:36,694 --> 00:11:36,727 >> this is a toyota, right? 698 00:11:36,728 --> 00:11:40,431 >> this is a toyota, right? >> that's right. 699 00:11:40,432 --> 00:11:40,464 >> that's right. 700 00:11:40,465 --> 00:11:42,033 >> that's right. >> bible study. 701 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:42,066 >> bible study. 702 00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:45,136 >> bible study. >> and choir practice, actually. 703 00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:45,169 >> and choir practice, actually. 704 00:11:45,170 --> 00:11:47,971 >> and choir practice, actually. >> oh! What's that? 705 00:11:47,972 --> 00:11:48,005 >> oh! What's that? 706 00:11:48,006 --> 00:11:49,606 >> oh! What's that? >> that's the ni system. 707 00:11:49,607 --> 00:11:49,640 >> that's the ni system. 708 00:11:49,641 --> 00:11:51,108 >> that's the ni system. >> what's that? 709 00:11:51,109 --> 00:11:51,142 >> what's that? 710 00:11:51,143 --> 00:11:52,109 >> what's that? >> nitrous. It brings the 711 00:11:52,110 --> 00:11:52,143 >> nitrous. It brings the 712 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:53,110 >> nitrous. It brings the nitrous up from the back. 713 00:11:53,111 --> 00:11:53,143 Nitrous up from the back. 714 00:11:53,144 --> 00:11:54,111 Nitrous up from the back. >> oh, nitrous. Like in that 715 00:11:54,112 --> 00:11:54,144 >> oh, nitrous. Like in that 716 00:11:54,145 --> 00:11:55,179 >> oh, nitrous. Like in that movie. Ok, what's that do? So 717 00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:55,212 Movie. Ok, what's that do? So 718 00:11:55,213 --> 00:11:56,180 Movie. Ok, what's that do? So you got it hooked up to that big 719 00:11:56,181 --> 00:11:56,213 You got it hooked up to that big 720 00:11:56,214 --> 00:11:57,180 You got it hooked up to that big thing. 721 00:11:57,181 --> 00:11:57,214 Thing. 722 00:11:57,215 --> 00:11:58,182 Thing. >> that's the turbo system. 723 00:11:58,183 --> 00:11:58,216 >> that's the turbo system. 724 00:11:58,217 --> 00:11:59,183 >> that's the turbo system. >> now, that I recognize. 725 00:11:59,184 --> 00:11:59,216 >> now, that I recognize. 726 00:11:59,217 --> 00:12:00,184 >> now, that I recognize. >> I took out the old turbo 727 00:12:00,185 --> 00:12:00,217 >> I took out the old turbo 728 00:12:00,218 --> 00:12:01,185 >> I took out the old turbo system and put in a brand-new 729 00:12:01,186 --> 00:12:01,218 System and put in a brand-new 730 00:12:01,219 --> 00:12:02,987 System and put in a brand-new t3/t4 system. A boost controller 731 00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:03,020 T3/t4 system. A boost controller 732 00:12:03,021 --> 00:12:04,188 T3/t4 system. A boost controller and an f-con computer system 733 00:12:04,189 --> 00:12:04,222 And an f-con computer system 734 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,556 And an f-con computer system right there. 735 00:12:05,557 --> 00:12:05,590 Right there. 736 00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:07,425 Right there. >> goddamn. I'm gonna go round 737 00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:07,458 >> goddamn. I'm gonna go round 738 00:12:07,459 --> 00:12:08,659 >> goddamn. I'm gonna go round this curve. There's straightaway 739 00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:08,692 This curve. There's straightaway 740 00:12:08,693 --> 00:12:09,827 This curve. There's straightaway right there. Come on. 741 00:12:09,828 --> 00:12:09,861 Right there. Come on. 742 00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:10,828 Right there. Come on. >> honey, there's a lot of 743 00:12:10,829 --> 00:12:10,861 >> honey, there's a lot of 744 00:12:10,862 --> 00:12:11,828 >> honey, there's a lot of juice in this car. You can't 745 00:12:11,829 --> 00:12:11,862 Juice in this car. You can't 746 00:12:11,863 --> 00:12:12,930 Juice in this car. You can't handle the juice in this car. 747 00:12:12,931 --> 00:12:12,964 Handle the juice in this car. 748 00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:13,964 Handle the juice in this car. >> there are a lot of tickets in 749 00:12:13,965 --> 00:12:13,997 >> there are a lot of tickets in 750 00:12:13,998 --> 00:12:15,099 >> there are a lot of tickets in that trunk, and you can't handle 751 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:15,133 That trunk, and you can't handle 752 00:12:15,134 --> 00:12:16,133 That trunk, and you can't handle the tickets. 753 00:12:16,134 --> 00:12:16,166 The tickets. 754 00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:17,835 The tickets. >> gas, clutch, like a regular 755 00:12:17,836 --> 00:12:17,868 >> gas, clutch, like a regular 756 00:12:17,869 --> 00:12:18,836 >> gas, clutch, like a regular transmission. 757 00:12:18,837 --> 00:12:18,869 Transmission. 758 00:12:18,870 --> 00:12:19,837 Transmission. >> right. 759 00:12:19,838 --> 00:12:19,870 >> right. 760 00:12:19,871 --> 00:12:20,838 >> right. >> push this red switch when I 761 00:12:20,839 --> 00:12:20,872 >> push this red switch when I 762 00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:21,939 >> push this red switch when I go, and that puts-- 763 00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:21,972 Go, and that puts-- 764 00:12:21,973 --> 00:12:22,940 Go, and that puts-- >> only when you're in full 765 00:12:22,941 --> 00:12:22,973 >> only when you're in full 766 00:12:22,974 --> 00:12:24,342 >> only when you're in full throttle, when you're on the 767 00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:24,375 Throttle, when you're on the 768 00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:25,576 Throttle, when you're on the full back on the accelerator. 769 00:12:25,577 --> 00:12:25,609 Full back on the accelerator. 770 00:12:25,610 --> 00:12:26,777 Full back on the accelerator. >> all right, all right. 771 00:12:26,778 --> 00:12:26,810 >> all right, all right. 772 00:12:26,811 --> 00:12:27,778 >> all right, all right. >> wanna go over it with me one 773 00:12:27,779 --> 00:12:27,812 >> wanna go over it with me one 774 00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:28,779 >> wanna go over it with me one more time? 775 00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:28,812 More time? 776 00:12:28,813 --> 00:12:29,847 More time? >> no, I don't wanna go over 777 00:12:29,848 --> 00:12:29,881 >> no, I don't wanna go over 778 00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:30,848 >> no, I don't wanna go over it with you one more time. 779 00:12:30,849 --> 00:12:30,881 It with you one more time. 780 00:12:30,882 --> 00:12:31,849 It with you one more time. >> ok, ok. 781 00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:31,882 >> ok, ok. 782 00:12:31,883 --> 00:12:32,850 >> ok, ok. >> all right, ready to go. 783 00:12:32,851 --> 00:12:32,883 >> all right, ready to go. 784 00:12:32,884 --> 00:12:33,851 >> all right, ready to go. >> I'm gonna switch this. I'm 785 00:12:33,852 --> 00:12:33,885 >> I'm gonna switch this. I'm 786 00:12:33,886 --> 00:12:36,019 >> I'm gonna switch this. I'm gonna turn the stereo off. I'm 787 00:12:36,020 --> 00:12:36,053 Gonna turn the stereo off. I'm 788 00:12:36,054 --> 00:12:38,889 Gonna turn the stereo off. I'm going to start the car. 789 00:12:55,073 --> 00:12:57,040 >> oh, my god. 790 00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:02,646 >> here's your, uh, insurance. 791 00:13:02,647 --> 00:13:02,679 >> here's your, uh, insurance. 792 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,748 >> here's your, uh, insurance. >> are you ok in there? 793 00:13:04,749 --> 00:13:04,782 >> are you ok in there? 794 00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:07,684 >> are you ok in there? >> I--I--I ain't great. 795 00:13:19,364 --> 00:13:22,066 >> I'm sorry. I saw what looked 796 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:22,099 >> I'm sorry. I saw what looked 797 00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:25,837 >> I'm sorry. I saw what looked like beer, and my mind just took 798 00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:25,870 Like beer, and my mind just took 799 00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:30,841 Like beer, and my mind just took me to drunk town. All right? I 800 00:13:30,842 --> 00:13:30,874 Me to drunk town. All right? I 801 00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:33,043 Me to drunk town. All right? I like to have fun. 802 00:13:33,044 --> 00:13:33,077 Like to have fun. 803 00:13:33,078 --> 00:13:36,413 Like to have fun. >> you call that fun? 804 00:13:36,414 --> 00:13:36,447 >> you call that fun? 805 00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:37,714 >> you call that fun? >> I call it as much fun as I'm 806 00:13:37,715 --> 00:13:37,748 >> I call it as much fun as I'm 807 00:13:37,749 --> 00:13:39,983 >> I call it as much fun as I'm able to have in, you know, a 808 00:13:39,984 --> 00:13:40,017 Able to have in, you know, a 809 00:13:40,018 --> 00:13:42,253 Able to have in, you know, a roomful of nerds. 810 00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:42,286 Roomful of nerds. 811 00:13:42,287 --> 00:13:44,121 Roomful of nerds. >> oh, that is not fair. We 812 00:13:44,122 --> 00:13:44,155 >> oh, that is not fair. We 813 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:47,558 >> oh, that is not fair. We have a good time. I've nothing 814 00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:47,591 Have a good time. I've nothing 815 00:13:47,592 --> 00:13:49,226 Have a good time. I've nothing to apologize for or be 816 00:13:49,227 --> 00:13:49,260 To apologize for or be 817 00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:52,963 To apologize for or be embarrassed about. It's you. 818 00:13:52,964 --> 00:13:52,996 Embarrassed about. It's you. 819 00:13:52,997 --> 00:13:56,266 Embarrassed about. It's you. Exposing yourself. Getting one 820 00:13:56,267 --> 00:13:56,300 Exposing yourself. Getting one 821 00:13:56,301 --> 00:13:57,701 Exposing yourself. Getting one of the other men to expose 822 00:13:57,702 --> 00:13:57,734 Of the other men to expose 823 00:13:57,735 --> 00:13:59,503 Of the other men to expose himself? 824 00:13:59,504 --> 00:13:59,537 Himself? 825 00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:00,905 Himself? >> I am not responsible for him. 826 00:14:00,906 --> 00:14:00,938 >> I am not responsible for him. 827 00:14:00,939 --> 00:14:02,673 >> I am not responsible for him. >> he is not even gonna be 828 00:14:02,674 --> 00:14:02,707 >> he is not even gonna be 829 00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:03,941 >> he is not even gonna be able to show his face again. 830 00:14:03,942 --> 00:14:03,974 Able to show his face again. 831 00:14:03,975 --> 00:14:06,443 Able to show his face again. >> yes, you are. 832 00:14:06,444 --> 00:14:06,477 >> yes, you are. 833 00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:07,878 >> yes, you are. >> I'm not apologizing. 834 00:14:07,879 --> 00:14:07,912 >> I'm not apologizing. 835 00:14:07,913 --> 00:14:12,183 >> I'm not apologizing. >> yes, you are. 836 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:12,216 >> yes, you are. 837 00:14:12,217 --> 00:14:13,584 >> yes, you are. You made those two men kiss each 838 00:14:13,585 --> 00:14:13,617 You made those two men kiss each 839 00:14:13,618 --> 00:14:15,052 You made those two men kiss each other. 840 00:14:15,053 --> 00:14:15,085 Other. 841 00:14:15,086 --> 00:14:16,887 Other. >> I did not make them. I dared 842 00:14:16,888 --> 00:14:16,920 >> I did not make them. I dared 843 00:14:16,921 --> 00:14:18,388 >> I did not make them. I dared them. 844 00:14:35,473 --> 00:14:36,439 Doctor: Hello. 845 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:36,473 Doctor: Hello. 846 00:14:36,474 --> 00:14:37,808 Doctor: Hello. >> steve. 847 00:14:37,809 --> 00:14:37,842 >> steve. 848 00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:39,109 >> steve. >> hey. 849 00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:39,143 >> hey. 850 00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:40,343 >> hey. >> anybody wanna venture a 851 00:14:40,344 --> 00:14:40,377 >> anybody wanna venture a 852 00:14:40,378 --> 00:14:44,681 >> anybody wanna venture a guess? Guessing game starts now. 853 00:14:44,682 --> 00:14:44,715 Guess? Guessing game starts now. 854 00:14:44,716 --> 00:14:45,683 Guess? Guessing game starts now. Go. 855 00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:45,716 Go. 856 00:14:45,717 --> 00:14:48,452 Go. >> it is an appliance? 857 00:14:48,453 --> 00:14:48,485 >> it is an appliance? 858 00:14:48,486 --> 00:14:49,953 >> it is an appliance? >> no. Cold. 859 00:14:49,954 --> 00:14:49,987 >> no. Cold. 860 00:14:49,988 --> 00:14:53,024 >> no. Cold. >> cold. 861 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:53,057 >> cold. 862 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,292 >> cold. >> I'm gonna wager a boot. 863 00:14:55,293 --> 00:14:55,325 >> I'm gonna wager a boot. 864 00:14:55,326 --> 00:14:57,995 >> I'm gonna wager a boot. >> no. Cold. 865 00:14:57,996 --> 00:14:58,028 >> no. Cold. 866 00:14:58,029 --> 00:15:00,964 >> no. Cold. >> boot was good. 867 00:15:00,965 --> 00:15:00,998 >> boot was good. 868 00:15:00,999 --> 00:15:01,999 >> boot was good. >> a lot of people do this. 869 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:02,032 >> a lot of people do this. 870 00:15:02,033 --> 00:15:03,167 >> a lot of people do this. They slip. Is that a shower 871 00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:03,200 They slip. Is that a shower 872 00:15:03,201 --> 00:15:06,269 They slip. Is that a shower caddie? 873 00:15:06,270 --> 00:15:06,303 Caddie? 874 00:15:06,304 --> 00:15:07,971 Caddie? >> no. No, no. 875 00:15:07,972 --> 00:15:08,004 >> no. No, no. 876 00:15:08,005 --> 00:15:10,607 >> no. No, no. >> was the thing the cause of 877 00:15:10,608 --> 00:15:10,641 >> was the thing the cause of 878 00:15:10,642 --> 00:15:12,276 >> was the thing the cause of his death? 879 00:15:12,277 --> 00:15:12,309 His death? 880 00:15:12,310 --> 00:15:13,543 His death? >> no, no, no. 881 00:15:13,544 --> 00:15:13,577 >> no, no, no. 882 00:15:13,578 --> 00:15:15,746 >> no, no, no. All: No! 883 00:15:15,747 --> 00:15:15,779 All: No! 884 00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:17,315 All: No! >> natural causes, actually. 885 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:17,348 >> natural causes, actually. 886 00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:18,515 >> natural causes, actually. >> natural causes. 887 00:15:18,516 --> 00:15:18,549 >> natural causes. 888 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:19,616 >> natural causes. >> separate incident. 889 00:15:19,617 --> 00:15:19,650 >> separate incident. 890 00:15:19,651 --> 00:15:22,153 >> separate incident. >> it's one of those ergonomic 891 00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:22,186 >> it's one of those ergonomic 892 00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:23,253 >> it's one of those ergonomic stadium seats? 893 00:15:23,254 --> 00:15:23,286 Stadium seats? 894 00:15:23,287 --> 00:15:26,123 Stadium seats? >> rollerblade. Rollerblade. 895 00:15:26,124 --> 00:15:26,157 >> rollerblade. Rollerblade. 896 00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:27,124 >> rollerblade. Rollerblade. >> that's warm. 897 00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:27,157 >> that's warm. 898 00:15:27,158 --> 00:15:28,291 >> that's warm. >> you know what would feel good 899 00:15:28,292 --> 00:15:28,325 >> you know what would feel good 900 00:15:28,326 --> 00:15:30,560 >> you know what would feel good in that area? Some kind of 901 00:15:30,561 --> 00:15:30,594 In that area? Some kind of 902 00:15:30,595 --> 00:15:32,295 In that area? Some kind of rubber hippo. 903 00:15:32,296 --> 00:15:32,329 Rubber hippo. 904 00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:33,330 Rubber hippo. >> one of the new--they got the 905 00:15:33,331 --> 00:15:33,364 >> one of the new--they got the 906 00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:34,865 >> one of the new--they got the new sony playstation that's got 907 00:15:34,866 --> 00:15:34,898 New sony playstation that's got 908 00:15:34,899 --> 00:15:35,899 New sony playstation that's got the vibrating-- 909 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:35,932 The vibrating-- 910 00:15:35,933 --> 00:15:37,435 The vibrating-- >> vibrate mode. Stick it up 911 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:37,468 >> vibrate mode. Stick it up 912 00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:38,669 >> vibrate mode. Stick it up there. Somebody else plays your 913 00:15:38,670 --> 00:15:38,702 There. Somebody else plays your 914 00:15:38,703 --> 00:15:39,669 There. Somebody else plays your man for you. 915 00:15:39,670 --> 00:15:39,703 Man for you. 916 00:15:39,704 --> 00:15:42,005 Man for you. >> xbox. Xbox in a box. 917 00:15:42,006 --> 00:15:42,039 >> xbox. Xbox in a box. 918 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:43,007 >> xbox. Xbox in a box. >> I was sort of half listening, 919 00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:43,040 >> I was sort of half listening, 920 00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:44,875 >> I was sort of half listening, but the part that was listening 921 00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:44,909 But the part that was listening 922 00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:46,010 But the part that was listening says no. 923 00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:46,043 Says no. 924 00:15:46,044 --> 00:15:48,112 Says no. >> is it a game? 925 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:48,145 >> is it a game? 926 00:15:48,146 --> 00:15:49,346 >> is it a game? >> is it as plaything? 927 00:15:49,347 --> 00:15:49,379 >> is it as plaything? 928 00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:50,614 >> is it as plaything? >> I give up. Let's see it. 929 00:15:50,615 --> 00:15:50,648 >> I give up. Let's see it. 930 00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:55,252 >> I give up. Let's see it. Let's see it. Let's do it. 931 00:15:55,253 --> 00:15:55,285 Let's see it. Let's do it. 932 00:15:55,286 --> 00:15:57,688 Let's see it. Let's do it. All: Ohh! 933 00:15:57,689 --> 00:15:57,722 All: Ohh! 934 00:15:57,723 --> 00:16:01,358 All: Ohh! >> yes! 935 00:16:01,359 --> 00:16:01,392 >> yes! 936 00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:02,526 >> yes! >> who gets dinner? 937 00:16:02,527 --> 00:16:02,559 >> who gets dinner? 938 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,394 >> who gets dinner? >> rai: Let's do another one. 939 00:16:04,395 --> 00:16:04,428 >> rai: Let's do another one. 940 00:16:04,429 --> 00:16:07,064 >> rai: Let's do another one. >> you guys stay here. We'll 941 00:16:07,065 --> 00:16:07,097 >> you guys stay here. We'll 942 00:16:07,098 --> 00:16:09,367 >> you guys stay here. We'll get another body. 943 00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:09,400 Get another body. 944 00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:10,601 Get another body. [all cheering] 945 00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:18,442 >> cheresa, will you lead us in 946 00:16:18,443 --> 00:16:18,476 >> cheresa, will you lead us in 947 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,676 >> cheresa, will you lead us in a song? 948 00:16:19,677 --> 00:16:19,710 A song? 949 00:16:19,711 --> 00:16:23,748 A song? >> oh, I guess I can. I guess I 950 00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:23,781 >> oh, I guess I can. I guess I 951 00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:26,550 >> oh, I guess I can. I guess I can. All right, everybody. Let's 952 00:16:26,551 --> 00:16:26,583 Can. All right, everybody. Let's 953 00:16:26,584 --> 00:16:27,851 Can. All right, everybody. Let's lay our burdens down by the 954 00:16:27,852 --> 00:16:27,884 Lay our burdens down by the 955 00:16:27,885 --> 00:16:29,553 Lay our burdens down by the riverside. What do you think of 956 00:16:29,554 --> 00:16:29,587 Riverside. What do you think of 957 00:16:29,588 --> 00:16:33,224 Riverside. What do you think of that? I know you like it. Ã¢â¢Âª I'm 958 00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:33,257 That? I know you like it. Ã¢â¢Âª I'm 959 00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:36,393 That? I know you like it. Ã¢â¢Âª I'm gonna lay down my burden, 960 00:16:36,394 --> 00:16:36,427 Gonna lay down my burden, 961 00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:39,429 Gonna lay down my burden, where? Down by the riverside, 962 00:16:39,430 --> 00:16:39,463 Where? Down by the riverside, 963 00:16:39,464 --> 00:16:42,533 Where? Down by the riverside, yeah, down by the riverside, and 964 00:16:42,534 --> 00:16:42,566 Yeah, down by the riverside, and 965 00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:45,502 Yeah, down by the riverside, and I ain't gonna study war 966 00:16:45,503 --> 00:16:45,536 I ain't gonna study war 967 00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:46,503 I ain't gonna study war no more Ã¢â¢Âª 968 00:16:46,504 --> 00:16:46,536 No more Ã¢â¢Âª 969 00:16:46,537 --> 00:16:47,638 No more Ã¢â¢Âª >> hey, you guys. The holy 970 00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:47,671 >> hey, you guys. The holy 971 00:16:47,672 --> 00:16:49,640 >> hey, you guys. The holy terror's here. 972 00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:49,673 Terror's here. 973 00:16:49,674 --> 00:16:51,275 Terror's here. Man: Oh, look who it is. 974 00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:51,308 Man: Oh, look who it is. 975 00:16:51,309 --> 00:16:53,477 Man: Oh, look who it is. >> I'm late. I'm sorry I'm late. 976 00:16:53,478 --> 00:16:53,510 >> I'm late. I'm sorry I'm late. 977 00:16:53,511 --> 00:16:55,346 >> I'm late. I'm sorry I'm late. >> hey. 978 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:55,379 >> hey. 979 00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:56,580 >> hey. >> aw, man. It is impossible to 980 00:16:56,581 --> 00:16:56,613 >> aw, man. It is impossible to 981 00:16:56,614 --> 00:16:58,382 >> aw, man. It is impossible to find limes this time of year. 982 00:16:58,383 --> 00:16:58,415 Find limes this time of year. 983 00:16:58,416 --> 00:16:59,816 Find limes this time of year. Man: They're out of season. 984 00:16:59,817 --> 00:16:59,850 Man: They're out of season. 985 00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:01,485 Man: They're out of season. >> clemmie: What is up, 986 00:17:01,486 --> 00:17:01,518 >> clemmie: What is up, 987 00:17:01,519 --> 00:17:02,486 >> clemmie: What is up, gentlemen? 988 00:17:02,487 --> 00:17:02,519 Gentlemen? 989 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:03,486 Gentlemen? >> we're having a baptism 990 00:17:03,487 --> 00:17:03,520 >> we're having a baptism 991 00:17:03,521 --> 00:17:05,522 >> we're having a baptism today. 992 00:17:05,523 --> 00:17:05,555 Today. 993 00:17:05,556 --> 00:17:07,491 Today. >> I thought it was a barbecue. 994 00:17:07,492 --> 00:17:07,524 >> I thought it was a barbecue. 995 00:17:07,525 --> 00:17:08,892 >> I thought it was a barbecue. I brought tequila. 996 00:17:08,893 --> 00:17:08,925 I brought tequila. 997 00:17:08,926 --> 00:17:10,227 I brought tequila. >> very happy to see you. 998 00:17:10,228 --> 00:17:10,261 >> very happy to see you. 999 00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,595 >> very happy to see you. >> yeah, even if you are a half 1000 00:17:11,596 --> 00:17:11,628 >> yeah, even if you are a half 1001 00:17:11,629 --> 00:17:13,130 >> yeah, even if you are a half an hour late, you know. The lord 1002 00:17:13,131 --> 00:17:13,163 An hour late, you know. The lord 1003 00:17:13,164 --> 00:17:14,131 An hour late, you know. The lord is glad you're here. 1004 00:17:14,132 --> 00:17:14,165 Is glad you're here. 1005 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,165 Is glad you're here. >> you're gonna do that to me? 1006 00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:15,198 >> you're gonna do that to me? 1007 00:17:15,199 --> 00:17:16,167 >> you're gonna do that to me? You're gonna give me the ol' 1008 00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:16,200 You're gonna give me the ol' 1009 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,468 You're gonna give me the ol' holy dunkin'? Holy bathing? 1010 00:17:18,469 --> 00:17:18,502 Holy dunkin'? Holy bathing? 1011 00:17:18,503 --> 00:17:19,470 Holy dunkin'? Holy bathing? >> if that's what you want. 1012 00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:19,503 >> if that's what you want. 1013 00:17:19,504 --> 00:17:20,837 >> if that's what you want. >> 'cause I did it once, but I 1014 00:17:20,838 --> 00:17:20,871 >> 'cause I did it once, but I 1015 00:17:20,872 --> 00:17:22,005 >> 'cause I did it once, but I don't think it took 'cause I was 1016 00:17:22,006 --> 00:17:22,038 Don't think it took 'cause I was 1017 00:17:22,039 --> 00:17:23,006 Don't think it took 'cause I was a little high. 1018 00:17:23,007 --> 00:17:23,040 A little high. 1019 00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:24,107 A little high. >> I think you're probably 1020 00:17:24,108 --> 00:17:24,141 >> I think you're probably 1021 00:17:24,142 --> 00:17:25,109 >> I think you're probably right. Now, why don't 1022 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:25,142 Right. Now, why don't 1023 00:17:25,143 --> 00:17:26,109 Right. Now, why don't you--there's toilets over there. 1024 00:17:26,110 --> 00:17:26,143 You--there's toilets over there. 1025 00:17:26,144 --> 00:17:28,479 You--there's toilets over there. Why don't you go throw that on. 1026 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:28,512 Why don't you go throw that on. 1027 00:17:28,513 --> 00:17:32,683 Why don't you go throw that on. >> saved. Saved. 1028 00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:32,716 >> saved. Saved. 1029 00:17:32,717 --> 00:17:33,684 >> saved. Saved. >> I can't believe I'm doing 1030 00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:33,717 >> I can't believe I'm doing 1031 00:17:33,718 --> 00:17:35,352 >> I can't believe I'm doing this again. 1032 00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:40,524 >> dunk it. Dunk it. Dunk it. 1033 00:17:40,525 --> 00:17:40,557 >> dunk it. Dunk it. Dunk it. 1034 00:17:40,558 --> 00:17:45,296 >> dunk it. Dunk it. Dunk it. Whoo! Ã¢â¢Âª kimball and jesus Ã¢â¢Âª 1035 00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:53,037 All right. 1036 00:18:01,446 --> 00:18:06,484 Whoa. Oh, my gosh. Oh, boy. 1037 00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:06,517 Whoa. Oh, my gosh. Oh, boy. 1038 00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:08,819 Whoa. Oh, my gosh. Oh, boy. >> congratulations. 1039 00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:08,852 >> congratulations. 1040 00:18:08,853 --> 00:18:10,854 >> congratulations. >> oopsy daisy. 1041 00:18:10,855 --> 00:18:10,888 >> oopsy daisy. 1042 00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:11,888 >> oopsy daisy. >> that's okay. 1043 00:18:11,889 --> 00:18:11,921 >> that's okay. 1044 00:18:11,922 --> 00:18:12,889 >> that's okay. >> I didn't know you had to 1045 00:18:12,890 --> 00:18:12,923 >> I didn't know you had to 1046 00:18:12,924 --> 00:18:13,891 >> I didn't know you had to bring underwear to a baptism. 1047 00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:13,924 Bring underwear to a baptism. 1048 00:18:13,925 --> 00:18:16,059 Bring underwear to a baptism. I'm sorry. 1049 00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:16,093 I'm sorry. 1050 00:18:16,094 --> 00:18:18,161 I'm sorry. >> the babies are naked when 1051 00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:18,195 >> the babies are naked when 1052 00:18:18,196 --> 00:18:19,163 >> the babies are naked when they get baptism. 1053 00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:19,196 They get baptism. 1054 00:18:19,197 --> 00:18:20,163 They get baptism. >> church people. I just don't 1055 00:18:20,164 --> 00:18:20,197 >> church people. I just don't 1056 00:18:20,198 --> 00:18:21,165 >> church people. I just don't get it, man. 1057 00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:21,198 Get it, man. 1058 00:18:21,199 --> 00:18:22,166 Get it, man. >> well, babies don't have 1059 00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:22,199 >> well, babies don't have 1060 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,166 >> well, babies don't have double-d hooters. 1061 00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:23,199 Double-d hooters. 1062 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,234 Double-d hooters. >> well, neither do I. They're 1063 00:18:24,235 --> 00:18:24,268 >> well, neither do I. They're 1064 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:25,235 >> well, neither do I. They're only 1-d. 1065 00:18:25,236 --> 00:18:25,268 Only 1-d. 1066 00:18:25,269 --> 00:18:27,170 Only 1-d. >> see? 1067 00:18:27,171 --> 00:18:27,203 >> see? 1068 00:18:27,204 --> 00:18:30,107 >> see? >> I was born naked. I was saved 1069 00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:30,140 >> I was born naked. I was saved 1070 00:18:30,141 --> 00:18:33,276 >> I was born naked. I was saved naked. And I'm gonna die naked. 1071 00:18:33,277 --> 00:18:33,310 Naked. And I'm gonna die naked. 1072 00:18:33,311 --> 00:18:34,711 Naked. And I'm gonna die naked. And then I'll be naked for all 1073 00:18:34,712 --> 00:18:34,745 And then I'll be naked for all 1074 00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:38,181 And then I'll be naked for all eternity. [blows raspberry] 1075 00:18:48,059 --> 00:18:49,192 >> so I'm getting a pool going 1076 00:18:49,193 --> 00:18:49,226 >> so I'm getting a pool going 1077 00:18:49,227 --> 00:18:50,628 >> so I'm getting a pool going on wiegel's baby. You wanna hear 1078 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:50,661 On wiegel's baby. You wanna hear 1079 00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:51,962 On wiegel's baby. You wanna hear what the categories are? It's 1080 00:18:51,963 --> 00:18:51,995 What the categories are? It's 1081 00:18:51,996 --> 00:18:54,098 What the categories are? It's made up completely. 1082 00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:54,131 Made up completely. 1083 00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:55,599 Made up completely. >> yeah. That's my money. 1084 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:55,632 >> yeah. That's my money. 1085 00:18:55,633 --> 00:18:57,935 >> yeah. That's my money. >> child of the devil. Raped by 1086 00:18:57,936 --> 00:18:57,968 >> child of the devil. Raped by 1087 00:18:57,969 --> 00:19:00,103 >> child of the devil. Raped by a demon. Literally of the devil. 1088 00:19:00,104 --> 00:19:00,136 A demon. Literally of the devil. 1089 00:19:00,137 --> 00:19:01,605 A demon. Literally of the devil. >> you got to figure a demon can 1090 00:19:01,606 --> 00:19:01,638 >> you got to figure a demon can 1091 00:19:01,639 --> 00:19:03,674 >> you got to figure a demon can get better than wiegel. 1092 00:19:03,675 --> 00:19:03,707 Get better than wiegel. 1093 00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:06,076 Get better than wiegel. >> true. His dark lordship? 1094 00:19:06,077 --> 00:19:06,109 >> true. His dark lordship? 1095 00:19:06,110 --> 00:19:07,077 >> true. His dark lordship? >> coming all the way up from 1096 00:19:07,078 --> 00:19:07,111 >> coming all the way up from 1097 00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:08,078 >> coming all the way up from hell, why would you stop at 1098 00:19:08,079 --> 00:19:08,111 Hell, why would you stop at 1099 00:19:08,112 --> 00:19:09,079 Hell, why would you stop at wiegel's place? 1100 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:09,113 Wiegel's place? 1101 00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:10,080 Wiegel's place? >> true. You know. 1102 00:19:12,283 --> 00:19:14,084 >> thank you, matthew. All 1103 00:19:14,085 --> 00:19:14,117 >> thank you, matthew. All 1104 00:19:14,118 --> 00:19:15,952 >> thank you, matthew. All right, let's shake it out. We're 1105 00:19:15,953 --> 00:19:15,986 Right, let's shake it out. We're 1106 00:19:15,987 --> 00:19:18,188 Right, let's shake it out. We're gonna do a little kegeling. Some 1107 00:19:18,189 --> 00:19:18,222 Gonna do a little kegeling. Some 1108 00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,556 Gonna do a little kegeling. Some of you know what kegeling is. 1109 00:19:19,557 --> 00:19:19,590 Of you know what kegeling is. 1110 00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:20,557 Of you know what kegeling is. For those of you that don't, 1111 00:19:20,558 --> 00:19:20,590 For those of you that don't, 1112 00:19:20,591 --> 00:19:21,892 For those of you that don't, it's contracting your vaginal 1113 00:19:21,893 --> 00:19:21,925 It's contracting your vaginal 1114 00:19:21,926 --> 00:19:23,060 It's contracting your vaginal muscles. And I think you've 1115 00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:23,093 Muscles. And I think you've 1116 00:19:23,094 --> 00:19:24,128 Muscles. And I think you've probably done it and haven't 1117 00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:24,161 Probably done it and haven't 1118 00:19:24,162 --> 00:19:25,863 Probably done it and haven't even been aware. But just flex 1119 00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:25,896 Even been aware. But just flex 1120 00:19:25,897 --> 00:19:31,101 Even been aware. But just flex 'em to a little "axel f." 1121 00:19:31,102 --> 00:19:31,134 'em to a little "axel f." 1122 00:19:31,135 --> 00:19:32,102 'em to a little "axel f." all right, I want you to feel 1123 00:19:32,103 --> 00:19:32,135 All right, I want you to feel 1124 00:19:32,136 --> 00:19:34,204 All right, I want you to feel that music. I want you to feel 1125 00:19:34,205 --> 00:19:34,237 That music. I want you to feel 1126 00:19:34,238 --> 00:19:39,009 That music. I want you to feel it down south. And kegel. Kegel. 1127 00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:39,043 It down south. And kegel. Kegel. 1128 00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:41,645 It down south. And kegel. Kegel. Kegel. Nice. I'm gonna come 1129 00:19:41,646 --> 00:19:41,678 Kegel. Nice. I'm gonna come 1130 00:19:41,679 --> 00:19:42,646 Kegel. Nice. I'm gonna come around and check you out. 1131 00:19:42,647 --> 00:19:42,680 Around and check you out. 1132 00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:45,415 Around and check you out. Looking good. Looking good. I 1133 00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:45,448 Looking good. Looking good. I 1134 00:19:45,449 --> 00:19:46,417 Looking good. Looking good. I wanna see some movement in those 1135 00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:46,450 Wanna see some movement in those 1136 00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:48,918 Wanna see some movement in those pants. Nice. Nice. Work up a 1137 00:19:48,919 --> 00:19:48,952 Pants. Nice. Nice. Work up a 1138 00:19:48,953 --> 00:19:52,288 Pants. Nice. Nice. Work up a sweat. You feeling it? Imagine 1139 00:19:52,289 --> 00:19:52,322 Sweat. You feeling it? Imagine 1140 00:19:52,323 --> 00:19:54,691 Sweat. You feeling it? Imagine you're picking up change. Here 1141 00:19:54,692 --> 00:19:54,725 You're picking up change. Here 1142 00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:55,693 You're picking up change. Here we go. 1143 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:55,726 We go. 1144 00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:56,693 We go. >> hey, guy. 1145 00:19:56,694 --> 00:19:56,726 >> hey, guy. 1146 00:19:56,727 --> 00:19:57,695 >> hey, guy. >> yes, trudy. 1147 00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:57,728 >> yes, trudy. 1148 00:19:57,729 --> 00:19:58,695 >> yes, trudy. >> I feel like I'm only doing it 1149 00:19:58,696 --> 00:19:58,729 >> I feel like I'm only doing it 1150 00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:01,398 >> I feel like I'm only doing it in my butthole. Can you check? 1151 00:20:01,399 --> 00:20:01,432 In my butthole. Can you check? 1152 00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,367 In my butthole. Can you check? >> all right. 1153 00:20:08,673 --> 00:20:12,042 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Less buttocks, 1154 00:20:12,043 --> 00:20:12,076 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Less buttocks, 1155 00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:13,043 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Less buttocks, more cervix. 1156 00:20:13,044 --> 00:20:13,076 More cervix. 1157 00:20:13,077 --> 00:20:14,044 More cervix. >> ok. 1158 00:20:23,054 --> 00:20:25,489 >> I'm real glad you came and 1159 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:25,522 >> I'm real glad you came and 1160 00:20:25,523 --> 00:20:27,924 >> I'm real glad you came and that you did it and all. And I 1161 00:20:27,925 --> 00:20:27,957 That you did it and all. And I 1162 00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:29,093 That you did it and all. And I know you were just being 1163 00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:29,126 Know you were just being 1164 00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:31,861 Know you were just being yourself. You weren't trying to 1165 00:20:31,862 --> 00:20:31,895 Yourself. You weren't trying to 1166 00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:33,196 Yourself. You weren't trying to ruin my day. 1167 00:20:33,197 --> 00:20:33,229 Ruin my day. 1168 00:20:33,230 --> 00:20:34,198 Ruin my day. >> no, I wasn't. 1169 00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:34,231 >> no, I wasn't. 1170 00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:35,198 >> no, I wasn't. >> or anybody's day. You were 1171 00:20:35,199 --> 00:20:35,231 >> or anybody's day. You were 1172 00:20:35,232 --> 00:20:36,199 >> or anybody's day. You were just being yourself, just being 1173 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:36,233 Just being yourself, just being 1174 00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:37,200 Just being yourself, just being clemmie. 1175 00:20:37,201 --> 00:20:37,234 Clemmie. 1176 00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:39,469 Clemmie. >> that's all I can do. That's 1177 00:20:39,470 --> 00:20:39,503 >> that's all I can do. That's 1178 00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:40,471 >> that's all I can do. That's all I can be. 1179 00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:40,504 All I can be. 1180 00:20:40,505 --> 00:20:43,073 All I can be. >> but see, my point is, 1181 00:20:43,074 --> 00:20:43,106 >> but see, my point is, 1182 00:20:43,107 --> 00:20:45,576 >> but see, my point is, sometimes it's good to not be 1183 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:45,609 Sometimes it's good to not be 1184 00:20:45,610 --> 00:20:49,613 Sometimes it's good to not be yourself so much. You know what 1185 00:20:49,614 --> 00:20:49,646 Yourself so much. You know what 1186 00:20:49,647 --> 00:20:53,250 Yourself so much. You know what I mean? Just not all of 1187 00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:53,284 I mean? Just not all of 1188 00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:54,885 I mean? Just not all of yourself. Just leave a few parts 1189 00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:54,918 Yourself. Just leave a few parts 1190 00:20:54,919 --> 00:20:58,221 Yourself. Just leave a few parts behind. Leave a little mystery. 1191 00:20:58,222 --> 00:20:58,255 Behind. Leave a little mystery. 1192 00:20:58,256 --> 00:20:59,622 Behind. Leave a little mystery. >> amen to that, sister. 1193 00:20:59,623 --> 00:20:59,656 >> amen to that, sister. 1194 00:20:59,657 --> 00:21:00,624 >> amen to that, sister. >> all right. 1195 00:21:04,328 --> 00:21:09,165 Ã¢â¢Âª to my trophies at last I lay 1196 00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:09,199 Ã¢â¢Âª to my trophies at last I lay 1197 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:16,606 Ã¢â¢Âª to my trophies at last I lay down, I will cling to the old 1198 00:21:16,607 --> 00:21:16,640 Down, I will cling to the old 1199 00:21:16,641 --> 00:21:23,347 Down, I will cling to the old rugged cross, and exchange it 1200 00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:23,380 Rugged cross, and exchange it 1201 00:21:23,381 --> 00:21:26,082 Rugged cross, and exchange it someday for a crown Ã¢â¢Âª 1202 00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:26,116 Someday for a crown Ã¢â¢Âª 1203 00:21:26,117 --> 00:21:27,317 Someday for a crown Ã¢â¢Âª [captioning made possible by 1204 00:21:27,318 --> 00:21:27,351 [captioning made possible by 1205 00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:28,752 [captioning made possible by mtv networks] 1206 00:21:28,753 --> 00:21:28,786 Mtv networks] 1207 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,153 Mtv networks] [captioned by 1208 00:21:30,154 --> 00:21:30,187 [captioned by 1209 00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:31,654 [captioned by national captioning institute 1210 00:21:31,655 --> 00:21:31,688 National captioning institute 1211 00:21:31,689 --> 00:21:33,223 National captioning institute --www.Ncicap.Org] 1212 00:21:33,273 --> 00:21:37,823 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 101466