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Thank you.
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Thank you. Really, you're too kind.
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- Kel, you were on fire tonight.
- Thanks, Luke.
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Look, why don't we go out and celebrate?
Get some steaks, maybe a couple of beers.
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Luke, I appreciate that
you come to every show...
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and sometimes don't pass out
till I'm offstage...
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but I'm just not interested
in you romantically.
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- I'm sorry.
- Well, not yet.
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But just wait.
I'm like Hurricane Luke.
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- Pretty soon I'm gonna blow you over.
- Okay.
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Hey, guys, what are you doing here?
I thought you were flying to Florida tonight.
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Our charter airline went bankrupt
and all the other flights were booked.
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So you decided to give up your
spring break vacation to stay here?
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Why don't you
just drive, Alexa?
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Drive what? Daddy took my car, and my
wheeled suitcase doesn't have an engine.
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But we do know someone
with a car, don't we, Kel?
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Look, spring break is a total mob scene
and all the guys have one thing on their mind.
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- I know. Why do you think I'm goin'?
- She already bought 23 bikinis.
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- How did you swing that?
- When my daddy saw all the charges...
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- I just told him my therapist's
name was Neiman Marcus.
- Come with us to Miami.
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- We'll lose our entire deposit on the motel.
- It's just not my scene.
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Oh. But this is?
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Is it the beautiful decor
or the locals that attract you?
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Definitely the locals.
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What else are you gonna do
with your week off?
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Just imagine relaxing
on a gorgeous beach.
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Sippin' pina coladas
with your two best friends.
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- And if you don't come-
- We'll kill ya.
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Okay.
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Dude, this year's
spring break is gonna rock.
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I barely recovered
from last year.
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Neither have the 400 women who were
running off at the mouth about you.
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Listen, three clubs want us
to promote parties.
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I've lined up exclusive use
of the hottest deejay, and to top it off...
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I planned the ultimate event a whipped cream
bikini contest judged...
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by none other than
the Pennsylvania posse.
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- Yes! Yes. Thank you.
- Count me out.
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I'm lactose intolerant. Besides, on this spring
break, there's only one woman on my mind.
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Eddie, please tell me you're
not gonna spend the entire time
visiting your grandmother again.
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No. I've been cyber-chatting
with this girl for like a year.
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We're finally gonna meet on spring break.
She's so hot. You should see her web page.
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It's really well designed.
You click on her head-
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I can't imagine being with
the same girl for a whole year.
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- You can't imagine being with
the same girl for a whole day.
- That's true.
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But then I'm genetically incapable of
forming long-term relationships with women.
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- Thank you.
- That's nothing to be proud of, Brandon.
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You think I wanna
end up like you?
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Unable to function in the real world
'cause you were dumped by some girl.
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Stacy didn't dump me.
She's just been really busy.
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- For over a year?
- You don't let your emotions
get anywhere near you.
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You know what?
I like that.
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So, what?
You don't feel anything?
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- If someone stole my car, I'd be devastated.
- Definitely. Me too.
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- I mean, girls.
-Just keep it simple- dinner, chat, cab...
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coffee, party, shower, cab.
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Sometimes he likes to
mix and match.
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Coffee in the shower?
That's- Oh! Oh, okay.
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- We're here.
- Finally.
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Come on, Lex.
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Hello! We can do that later.
Let's hit the beach.
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- Okay, we're comin'.
- Come on!
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Y'all ready to party? Then make some noise.
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All my girls,
are you with me?
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All my fellas,
are you with me?
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- Miami, are you with me?
- Hey yourself.
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- East Coast, are you with me?
- Come on.
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West Coast, are you with me?
Come on!
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Are you with me?
Come on.! Are you with me?
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Hi.
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Okay, guys, this is the game reserve.
We are the stag.
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- Out there is the babe stag.
- The hind.
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- What?
- Female stag, it's called the hind.
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That's where the girls lose interest, man.
Too much detail.
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It's really hard to believe
you don't have a girl.
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Maybe I should go back to the hotel room.
What if Lizzie E-mails me?
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Eddie, think of this as practice time
before you meet her.
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Besides, relax. You just got here.
Check out the scene.
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- Yeah, work on your moves.
- I don't have any moves.
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Take it from the masters. Dude, you wanna
pick up chicks, I'll give you the secret.
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You want mad phone numbers
and make them beg you to keep it?
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You'll be heart breakin', better yet,
heart bustin'. Just follow me and Justin.
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- And here we go.
- And soon they'll be lustin' for you.
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Oh, my!
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- You doing anything later?
- Yeah.
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00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:18,887
Tryin' to get that image out of my head.
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Identification, please.
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I swear, Officer, I-I was experiencing
a temporary psychosis...
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brought on by heat
and large crowds.
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00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:30,190
It's like this rare condition
known as posterior spasmodica.
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00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:33,068
- It's very dangerous if you let it go unchecked.
- Right.
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Has anyone ever told you
you have beautiful eyes...
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- Officer Cutler?
- Thanks.
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- Let me give you my number.
- Cool.
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- See ya.
- Wait. This isn't your number.
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This is a ticket!
Seventy-five bucks. Man!
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- I think she likes you, buddy.
- Nah. Really?
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She does have
beautiful eyes.
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Dude, yeah, and you got
a real beautiful ticket. Come on.
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Pool closes at sundown.
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There's no smoking, no drinking,
no loud music... and no girls.
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You know, you remind me
of my mother.
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She has bigger sideburns.
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Thank you.
Have a nice day.
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It's good to be home!
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- This place is a dump.
- It beats last year, believe me.
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Play our cards right,
we won't even spend a minute here.
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You think they have
a high-speed Internet access?
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We're not gonna be here long enough
to find out. Come on. Get ready.
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Shut up.
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What about
those guys today?
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- They were flaunting it.
- The guy with the curly hair was so cute.
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- And he was totally checking you out.
- No, he wasn't.
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- What's that?
- A BR&J invitation.
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They only throw the hottest set
of parties on the East Coast, y'all.
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I'm telling you,
these boys rule spring break.
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Wow. The kings of getting
drunk and objectifying women.
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- Where can I sign up?
- Well, I plan on getting in on the action.
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No, Kaya, wear the orange bikini,
and, Kelly, please try and unclench...
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and have a good time.
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00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:13,084
I don't clench.
I don't.
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I believe you.
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That girl at the beach
was pretty hot, huh?
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00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:23,178
- Oh, yeah.
- You don't even know
which one I'm talking about.
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- Who cares? They're all hot.
- This one's special, man. I'm gonna find her.
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Find her? Are you crazy?
A: There are a million hot girls here.
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B: The rule is no second
contact for three days.
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00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:37,484
Look, we're only here for a week.
So three hours is the equivalent of three days.
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You show her you're hot for her,
you'll end up like cyber boy.
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This thing doesn't even have buttons.
How am I gonna log on?
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What?
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00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:49,496
So, do you really think
he was lookin' at me?
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Totally. If he was Superman,
he'd have burned a hole in you.
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- He's probably just a hound.
- There's only one way to find out.
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- Let's go look for him.
- We're never gonna find him.
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- You wanna try?
- No. Yes.
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We are gonna get into the best parties
and meet the hottest guys!
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- Hey, gorgeous.
- Hi.
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You wanna enter a whipped cream
bikini contest? I know how you
can get in with a judge.
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00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:42,377
Sure. Um, I just don't know
what my boyfriend would say.
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Boyfriend? Oh, girl,
tell your boyfriend to go take a hike.
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Why don't you
tell him yourself?
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Everyone is welcome.
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Justin, you have to put us
on the Margarita Madness list.
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You know the rules. First come,
first serve, unless, of course, you, uh...
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have one of these.
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00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:12,866
-Just show this to the doorman.
He'll let you skip the line.
- Thanks.
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00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,660
And we'll see you
at the bikini contest.
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00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:20,081
So,you're with BR&J parties?
Which letter are you?
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I'm the J,'Justin.
BR' is Brandon.
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00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:26,463
So, what does a girl need to do
to get one of those bracelets?
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Well, it looks like
I'm all out.
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I got 'em!
I got the bracelets!
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- Let me go!
- Let me in there.!
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I got one.
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Thank you.
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00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,859
- Hey, give me some bracelets!
- Justin, we only need three.!
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00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,861
We only need
three more bracelets.!
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00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:53,198
- Come here often?
- Hey, we met at the beach, right?
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00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,784
Yeah. My friends call me
Kelly for short.
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I'm Justin.
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Thanks.
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00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,582
So,Justin, do you spend
a lot of time in the girls' room?
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- I just needed to make a quick escape.
- Me too.
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It's total insanity out there. There's even one
guy passing out whipped cream bikini flyers.
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Is that degrading or what?
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We know you're in there.
You gotta come out sometime.!
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- Friends of yours?
- No, not exactly.
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00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,559
Um, look, I need
to get out of here.
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00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:25,689
Okay, I'll let you in on one little secret,
but you can't tell anyone I told you.
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All right, tell me.
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Every girls' bathroom
has a secret escape door.
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Girl, my hair won't
even fit through there.
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I'm from Texas.
I've seen bigger.
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00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:46,459
- You sure about this?
- Oh, yeah. It won't hurt me a bit.
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00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,298
No, no, slowly!
That's gonna leave a mark.
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00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:56,386
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Luckily, my body broke my fall.
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00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:04,686
Listen. I know this great burger stand
by the open-air stage.
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00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,981
If you weren't doing anything later, maybe
you wanna go have a burger or something.
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Call me.
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Okay.
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00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,587
Excuse me.
Are you okay?
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00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:34,382
I'm fine. I just spilled a little punch
all over my favorite outfit.
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00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,386
Here, let me help you.
Come on. Sit here.
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00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:40,972
I'll be right back
to fix you right up, okay?
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- Stay there. I'm comin'.
-
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00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:46,770
Now, salt and club soda
should get any stain out.
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00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:49,898
Although, I wouldn't know what to do
if you accidently spilled salt and club soda.
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00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,858
You're so cute.
189
00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:55,195
I mean, that was cute what you said.
You're not cute.
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00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:59,991
I mean, of course,you're cute, but not
in a way that makes me seem easy. I'm-
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- I'm-I'm Kaya.
- I'm Carlos.
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And you're cute, too, but not
in a way that makes you seem easy.
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00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:14,297
It is so nice to finally meet one guy
on spring break with manners.
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00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:18,385
- Thanks, but I'm not really-
- Hey, Carlos.!
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00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:21,179
Get a move on.
Tables need clearing.
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00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:34,192
Hey. I was wondering
where you vanished to.
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00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:37,862
Actually, I bumped into one of your friends
earlier today. Is she, uh, around here?
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00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,989
Who, Kelly?
Oh, no, baby doll.
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She's probably gone home. I mean,
she's not exactly party central or anything.
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00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:46,579
All right, well, look.
This is kind of awkward...
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but, you know, we had, like,
this instant connection.
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00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,585
Yeah. I can't say
I didn't notice it.
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00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:55,171
Well, good, because I was hoping
you could give me Kelly's number.
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00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:58,967
- What?
- She gave it to me earlier, but I kind of lost it.
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00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:02,178
- Wait. You're interested in Kelly?
- Yeah.
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You're the mayor of spring break
and she's one bonnet shy of Amish.
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00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:08,059
Well, that's the thing.
She's not a party girl.
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00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:11,062
Don't knock 'em till you try 'em.
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00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,982
Just do me a favor.
Can you give her my number?
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00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:16,192
On second thought,
you should really call her.
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Sweet. Thanks.
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00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,575
My pleasure.
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00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:34,085
So what? Did you give out
your number to every guy in there?
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Something like that.
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00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:40,592
That was quick.
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Which one was that one?
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No one special.
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No one special.
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I can't believe you asked for her
friend's number. That is so insulting.
220
00:21:54,898 --> 00:21:57,859
- How is that insulting?
- You might as well have said,
Dog face, who's your friend?'
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00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,362
- You probably sent her
into a spiral of depression.
- Come on.
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00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:03,198
- It's not like she has a problem getting guys.
- Why didn't you go for her?
223
00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:05,658
- He liked her friend.
- I didn't even notice her friend.
Which one was she?
224
00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:07,786
That's where you
and I differ.
225
00:22:07,869 --> 00:22:10,872
You only notice what's right in front
of your face. This girl was different.
226
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:13,375
Okay, you take different.
I'll take hot.
227
00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:20,382
Hey, gorgeous.
228
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:42,195
- So that guy hasn't called?
- What guy?
229
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,572
- Down, girl.
-Just this guy I met at Nikki's.
230
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:46,991
- Why don't you call him?
- I don't have his number.
231
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:49,661
- You like this guy then?
- You can't give up after one day.
232
00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:51,663
- Kelly, I know what your problem is.
- Me too.
233
00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:53,873
I have two nosy friends who refuse
to mind their own business.
234
00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:56,584
- You don't take any chances.
- I say you keep looking for him.
235
00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:59,379
And I say, move on.
There are plenty of other fish in the ocean.
236
00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:01,381
And I'm goin' fishin'.
237
00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:04,759
Kelly, you shouldn't have said a word.
You know how she can be.
238
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:08,680
- Kaya, he's not even her type.
- You like him, Kel. That makes him her type.
239
00:23:08,763 --> 00:23:11,474
That, and the fact
that he's a guy.
240
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,979
Whipped cream bikinis, ladies.
Don't be shy.
241
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:19,983
This is your chance of a lifetime.
Make your dreams come true.
242
00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:23,778
And mine as well.
Hey.
243
00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:26,281
- Thank you.
- You have to come to this.
You have to come to this.
244
00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:29,367
- And you can bring your sister too?
Are you sisters?
- A thousand dollars?
245
00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:33,788
Sorry. Kitchen's closed.
246
00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:36,166
From what I hear,
that's a good thing.
247
00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:40,879
I, uh, actually
came to see you.
248
00:23:40,962 --> 00:23:44,966
You ran off so quickly before,
I didn't get a chance to give you my number.
249
00:23:46,676 --> 00:23:49,471
Uh, look.
250
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:52,599
You seem like a nice girl, but I think
those college guys are more your speed.
251
00:23:52,682 --> 00:23:55,060
Besides, I work
all the time.
252
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,771
Oh. Well, you must
get one night off.
253
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:03,360
Okay. I'm free tonight.
254
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,863
- You adventurous?
- Me, adventurous?
255
00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:09,199
Heck, yeah.
I mean, hell, yeah.
256
00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:11,993
I say hell' all the time.
Hell, hell, hell.
257
00:24:12,077 --> 00:24:13,995
Hell.
258
00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:18,375
Okay, I'll meet you
up front at 8:00.
259
00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:37,686
Are you sure
this is the right place?
260
00:24:37,769 --> 00:24:39,771
Positive. Come on.
261
00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:43,775
It's a little different
from the spring break crowd.
262
00:24:54,577 --> 00:24:56,663
How'd you find this place?
263
00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:59,165
It's a local hangout.
264
00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:01,292
- Do you like it?
- This is incredible!
265
00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:04,587
Well, have a good time.
We're amongst friends.
266
00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,589
We're okay.
267
00:25:11,469 --> 00:25:14,389
- Hey, come on. Let's go.
- But we just got here.
268
00:25:14,472 --> 00:25:17,392
- No, I mean, come on.
Let's dance. It's the rueda.
- Oh, no. No, no.
269
00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:20,270
Look into my eyes.
You'll be great. Trust me.
270
00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:22,272
Okay.
271
00:25:30,989 --> 00:25:33,992
There you go.
272
00:25:36,661 --> 00:25:39,497
- Bye-bye.
- Where are you going?
273
00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:42,167
Hey!
274
00:26:59,577 --> 00:27:01,663
It just doesn't make sense.
275
00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:04,082
No, what doesn't make sense
is you're on spring break...
276
00:27:04,165 --> 00:27:06,584
and you're still talking about
the one girl who blew you off.
277
00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:08,378
We had a very nice connection
in that bathroom.
278
00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:11,881
- Oh, if I had a nickel for every time I said that-
- You'd have ten cents.
279
00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:13,883
I remember.
You said it twice.
280
00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:16,761
Look,J, I feel your pain.
I know what it's like to be blown off.
281
00:27:16,886 --> 00:27:19,681
- No, you don't.
- But still, I know what pain feels like.
282
00:27:19,764 --> 00:27:22,475
You remember when I broke
my collarbone snowboarding?
283
00:27:22,559 --> 00:27:25,270
- Best way to get over this chick is to move on.
- I'm gonna ask her out again.
284
00:27:25,395 --> 00:27:27,772
Go ahead. Send another.
Really humiliate yourself.
285
00:27:27,897 --> 00:27:30,859
Come on. What's the worst
she can say? No?
286
00:27:30,984 --> 00:27:34,696
Trust me. Being rejected
by text is way less humiliating.
287
00:27:34,779 --> 00:27:36,990
Right.
288
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,663
Okay, spill, and I need the details.
289
00:27:43,788 --> 00:27:46,791
Last night was magical.
Carlos took me dancing.
290
00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:50,086
- We went walking under the moonlight.
- Yawn.
291
00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:53,173
Maybe I should take a chance.
So one guy doesn't call.
292
00:27:53,298 --> 00:27:56,885
I gotta keep putting myself out there.
Be more like Alexa.
293
00:27:56,968 --> 00:28:00,680
- Are you sure about that?
- Her phone's been ringing nonstop.
294
00:28:00,764 --> 00:28:05,894
Mine? Might as well be Fisher-Price.
295
00:28:08,396 --> 00:28:10,565
You wanna have some fun,
Kelly?
296
00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:14,277
I know exactly
where to find it.
297
00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:19,199
You entered me in
a whipped cream bikini contest?
298
00:28:19,282 --> 00:28:21,493
I thought you said you wanted
to get out and have a good time.
299
00:28:21,576 --> 00:28:25,163
My idea of a good time is not
parading around in some dessert topping.
300
00:28:25,288 --> 00:28:27,874
- It's humiliating and degrading-
- And fattenin'.
301
00:28:27,999 --> 00:28:31,378
- Oh, come on.
- Ladies and gentlemen-
302
00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:33,963
Oh, look, it's starting.
Let's go!
303
00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:40,178
- You ready to whip it?
- I'm gonna kill you.
304
00:28:40,261 --> 00:28:42,097
Put me down!
305
00:28:42,180 --> 00:28:46,893
- Let's give a huge welcome
to contestant number nine!
- What are you doing here?
306
00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:48,770
We're the judges.
Now get slathered-
307
00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:51,773
- Point that can in my direction
and I will hurt you.
- She's saucy. I like.
308
00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:53,066
I'm gonna let my man
Justin do the honors.
309
00:28:54,359 --> 00:28:58,071
- You're BR&J parties?
- Not all of them.Just the J.'
310
00:28:58,196 --> 00:29:01,574
- You organized this. I can't believe you.
- Whipped cream!
311
00:29:01,658 --> 00:29:04,577
- Whipped cream! Whipped cream!
- Start believing.
312
00:29:04,661 --> 00:29:06,996
Hey, it's spring break,
right?
313
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,666
And what do you wanna see?
314
00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:13,086
- Whipped cream!
- Come on. Get wild.
315
00:29:13,169 --> 00:29:15,463
Go crazy. Come on.
316
00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:18,466
- Whipped cream! Whipped cream!
- Don't mind if I do.
317
00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:21,970
- Oh, my gosh.
- Whipped cream! Whipped cream!
318
00:29:27,892 --> 00:29:30,770
Oh, very funny. Real funny.
Hey, check this out?
319
00:29:30,979 --> 00:29:32,981
Whoa! Dude!
320
00:29:39,070 --> 00:29:44,075
Kelly, I am so sorry.
I had no idea Justin was involved with that.
321
00:29:44,159 --> 00:29:46,786
- The guy's a jerk.
- You know what? I just don't get it.
322
00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:50,874
He seemed so different when I met him.
He seemed nice and funny.
323
00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:55,962
Look,Justin just needs someone his own speed,
and... you're slower.
324
00:29:56,087 --> 00:29:58,381
Whatever. I'm gonna
go back to the hotel.
325
00:29:58,465 --> 00:30:00,967
- Do you want us to come?
- No, I'd rather be alone.
326
00:30:07,182 --> 00:30:09,059
Hey, you!
327
00:30:09,184 --> 00:30:11,061
- Who, me?
- Yeah, we need a fourth.
328
00:30:11,186 --> 00:30:13,063
Oh, no, I'm meeting
someone here.
329
00:30:13,188 --> 00:30:16,399
We met on the Internet in a Xena
chat room. She's a big fan, as am I.
330
00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:18,485
Just a quick game.
Come on.
331
00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:22,197
- Okay.Just a quick game.
- Thanks for helping us out.
332
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:23,865
- I'm Jeff.
- Eddie.
333
00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:27,869
Good, Eddie. You're right there.
I'll serve it. Ready?
334
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:33,166
All right, here we go.
Here we go.
335
00:30:33,291 --> 00:30:35,293
- I got it. I got it.
- Hit it.! Hit it.!
336
00:30:35,377 --> 00:30:37,879
You all right?
337
00:30:37,962 --> 00:30:39,881
I'm okay.
338
00:30:58,775 --> 00:31:01,695
- What can I get for you?
- I'll have the bacon cheeseburger.
339
00:31:01,778 --> 00:31:05,782
- Triple bypass.
- I'd get the bypass on the side.
340
00:31:06,199 --> 00:31:10,161
Out of all the places in Miami, do you have
to be at this particular one right now?
341
00:31:10,286 --> 00:31:12,872
Actually, it's my favorite place.
I was gonna take you here, remember?
342
00:31:12,997 --> 00:31:15,792
- I'll take it to go.
- Let me explain, Kelly-
343
00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:18,586
Let me help. You're a player
and you come down to spring break...
344
00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:22,465
for these little juvenile parties and spread
whipped cream on girls who think you're cute.
345
00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:25,760
Wait. First of all, the whipped cream
is a very small part of our business.
346
00:31:25,885 --> 00:31:27,762
Uh, you know what?
Good-bye.
347
00:31:27,887 --> 00:31:31,266
Kelly, wait. All the contests,
the parties, the hotties...
348
00:31:31,391 --> 00:31:34,060
it's all part of a business
I started a long time ago.
349
00:31:34,185 --> 00:31:37,188
- It pays for my books and my housing all year.
- Oh.
350
00:31:37,272 --> 00:31:41,568
- So your party guy reputation,
that's just a perk.
- It used to be.
351
00:31:41,693 --> 00:31:43,695
Look, I know we just met.
352
00:31:43,778 --> 00:31:46,364
What can I do
to make it up to you?
353
00:31:46,489 --> 00:31:50,493
You can shave all the hair on your head
except for here and here.
354
00:31:50,785 --> 00:31:53,580
- All right.
- I'm kidding.
355
00:31:56,291 --> 00:31:59,669
You know what?
You should really try the hot sauce.
356
00:31:59,794 --> 00:32:04,674
Oh, I'm sorry. I promise,
I'm slightly less dorky than you think.
357
00:32:04,799 --> 00:32:06,968
- So, what do you say?
- Napkin!
358
00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:08,970
Right.
359
00:32:09,095 --> 00:32:11,765
You know what'll help you think better?
A boat ride.
360
00:32:11,890 --> 00:32:13,767
Smooth.
361
00:32:13,892 --> 00:32:17,896
- So we're still on for the marina at 4:00?
- Yes, yes!
362
00:32:17,979 --> 00:32:21,983
But if I see any sign of any
nondairy whipped topping, I'm leaving.
363
00:32:22,067 --> 00:32:23,693
You're on.
364
00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:28,073
Still on?
365
00:32:31,076 --> 00:32:33,995
Seven hundred and 50 bucks.
Oh, man, I rock!
366
00:32:35,872 --> 00:32:39,376
Officer Cutler, you'll be happy to know
the contest was a resounding success.
367
00:32:39,459 --> 00:32:41,961
The music was sedate and the whipped cream
was skimpy, but tasteful.
368
00:32:42,087 --> 00:32:44,297
And the beach,
it's gonna be wiped clean.
369
00:32:44,464 --> 00:32:49,260
I'm impressed. You followed the law,
right down to the event permit.
370
00:32:49,386 --> 00:32:52,472
Event permit?
371
00:32:52,597 --> 00:32:55,892
You know, I should warn you.
372
00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:58,395
It's all dry land and
pickup trucks where I'm from.
373
00:32:58,478 --> 00:33:01,189
If it makes you feel better,
I can put a gun rack in the back.
374
00:33:01,272 --> 00:33:03,191
Cute.
375
00:33:03,274 --> 00:33:05,860
- You sure you know about boats?
- Yeah, sure. I had one when I was a kid.
376
00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:09,197
Plastic, three inches long.
Lost in a horrible bath accident.
377
00:33:12,659 --> 00:33:15,787
All right, here we go.
378
00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:26,172
Nice and easy.
379
00:33:26,297 --> 00:33:28,174
Nice and easy.
380
00:33:49,487 --> 00:33:52,490
- You okay?
- Yeah.
381
00:33:52,699 --> 00:33:54,993
How are you
with seasickness?
382
00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:58,496
I'm okay for the first ten minutes,
but after that, you might wanna step back.
383
00:33:58,663 --> 00:34:01,166
Yeah, thanks for the advice.
384
00:34:01,291 --> 00:34:04,878
Look, there's definitely
something going on between us.
385
00:34:04,961 --> 00:34:06,880
You know what I mean?
386
00:35:17,492 --> 00:35:19,869
So, do you bring
all your girls out here?
387
00:35:19,994 --> 00:35:22,080
No, I mostly come
out here to think.
388
00:35:22,163 --> 00:35:24,290
What are you thinking
about now?
389
00:35:24,374 --> 00:35:28,670
I'm thinking about how happy I am
that you gave me a second chance.
390
00:37:04,391 --> 00:37:07,394
I am so ready
to rueda.
391
00:37:07,477 --> 00:37:11,398
I've been working on this one move.
Ready? Uno, dos, tres.
392
00:37:11,481 --> 00:37:13,858
Ay, mommy.
393
00:37:14,067 --> 00:37:16,695
- What do you think?
- You sure you're not from Havana?
394
00:37:16,778 --> 00:37:20,365
- Carlos, I need you for the dinner shift.
- He can't. He's busy tonight.
395
00:37:20,490 --> 00:37:23,076
- Please.
- What's with the girl?
396
00:37:23,159 --> 00:37:27,080
I'll tell you what's with me. You overwork him,
treat him like dirt. You don't pay overtime.
397
00:37:27,163 --> 00:37:29,666
Carlos, I didn't realize
you were so unhappy.
398
00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:32,961
- Mr. O'Mara-
- No, no. Maybe you should take
the rest of the night off.
399
00:37:33,086 --> 00:37:36,881
- Thank you.
- In fact, take every night off. You're fired.
400
00:37:36,965 --> 00:37:39,092
Mr. O'Mara, wait.
401
00:37:43,471 --> 00:37:45,598
- What just happened?
- I am so sorry.
402
00:37:45,682 --> 00:37:47,684
- I wasn't thinking-
- Sure you were.
403
00:37:47,892 --> 00:37:50,562
You were thinking
about yourself.
404
00:37:50,687 --> 00:37:53,481
- Mr. O'Mara. Mr. O'Mara, wait.
- No.
405
00:37:55,066 --> 00:37:57,277
So, thanks for a great day.
406
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,864
I'm even willing to forget
how it started.
407
00:38:00,989 --> 00:38:05,493
It's good when some things go wrong,
'cause it makes other things go right.
408
00:38:05,577 --> 00:38:07,662
- Well, that was deep.
-
409
00:38:07,787 --> 00:38:10,665
I got it from
a fortune cookie.
410
00:38:12,667 --> 00:38:15,295
Well, good night.
411
00:38:15,378 --> 00:38:17,672
Good night.
412
00:38:23,970 --> 00:38:27,974
- So I guess I'll see you
at the beach tomorrow. Okay.
- Sure.
413
00:38:29,893 --> 00:38:32,062
- Good night.
- Good night.
414
00:38:48,078 --> 00:38:51,081
- Brandon! Brandon! Move!
- Ow!
415
00:38:53,291 --> 00:38:56,961
I'm friends of the promoters.
Brandon, please let me in for free.
416
00:38:57,087 --> 00:38:59,464
No problem.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
417
00:39:01,383 --> 00:39:03,468
See y'all later.
418
00:39:11,559 --> 00:39:15,397
Margarita Madness was the bomb. I made
a thousand bucks. Set an all-time record.
419
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:18,858
Plus, I met a Swedish girl named Inga
and I only spilled her drink three times.
420
00:39:18,983 --> 00:39:22,070
- Another record.
- Well, I'm off to meet my Internet babe.
421
00:39:22,195 --> 00:39:25,490
Once she sees this bronzed
Adonis, she'll know it was worth the wait.
422
00:39:25,573 --> 00:39:30,161
- Whoa, whoa. Got milk?
- My skin is not milky. It is alabaster. Thank you.
423
00:39:30,286 --> 00:39:33,373
Plus, I have three hours
of prime tanning time before our date.
424
00:39:33,498 --> 00:39:36,459
- Hey, I've been lookin' for you.
- Well, you're in luck. Here I am.
425
00:39:36,584 --> 00:39:39,379
You invited my girlfriend last night
to your little margarita party...
426
00:39:39,462 --> 00:39:41,881
and your bouncer
didn't let me in.
427
00:39:41,965 --> 00:39:42,882
And I don't take
rejection too well.
428
00:39:44,676 --> 00:39:47,262
You know, there's a really
good explanation for that.
429
00:39:47,387 --> 00:39:49,472
- What is it?
- Tell him.
430
00:40:08,283 --> 00:40:11,578
Officer, thank God.
I swear, I was being chased by a giant steroid.
431
00:40:11,661 --> 00:40:15,165
He was mean looking and big and-and mean.
432
00:40:18,293 --> 00:40:20,170
How much do I owe?
433
00:40:32,390 --> 00:40:34,392
Bronze me.
434
00:40:37,395 --> 00:40:40,065
Well, I better get going.
I'm meeting Justin in an hour at the beach.
435
00:40:40,190 --> 00:40:42,484
Kelly, I don't mean to burst your bubble,
but I don't know about Justin.
436
00:40:43,777 --> 00:40:47,072
- Why are we friends with her?
- I'm just trying to protect Kelly's feelings.
437
00:40:47,197 --> 00:40:51,159
The guy's a party animal. How do you know
he's not dating a different girl every night?
438
00:40:51,368 --> 00:40:52,786
I don't. I'm just willing
to take that chance.
439
00:40:52,869 --> 00:40:53,870
- You don't have anything in common.
- That's what's cool about it.
440
00:40:57,374 --> 00:41:01,378
I appreciate your concern, but you don't
know what it's like to connect with someone.
441
00:41:01,670 --> 00:41:04,172
- What is that supposed to mean?
- Come on.
442
00:41:04,297 --> 00:41:06,758
You date a billion different
guys. You dance on tables.
443
00:41:06,966 --> 00:41:09,260
That's who you are.
Just like Kelly's nice.
444
00:41:09,386 --> 00:41:11,471
- Kaya's smart.
- And you're...
445
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:15,558
- A party girl?
- Yes, a party girl.
446
00:41:17,977 --> 00:41:20,271
Maybe there's more
to me than that.
447
00:41:24,275 --> 00:41:26,277
Yes.
448
00:41:37,997 --> 00:41:40,875
Justin, dude, I know you met this chick,
but you gotta hustle.
449
00:41:40,959 --> 00:41:44,462
If you want this business to work,
you gotta act professionally at all times.
450
00:41:44,587 --> 00:41:47,173
Pool party at the Paradise.
451
00:41:47,298 --> 00:41:50,885
Hot chicks, ten bucks.
Guys, free.' Oh, very professional.
452
00:41:50,969 --> 00:41:53,263
Oh, great, a typo.
This is all your fault.
453
00:41:53,388 --> 00:41:55,473
My fault? You're the one
who had 'em printed.
454
00:41:55,598 --> 00:41:57,684
- You let me. You know I'm irresponsible.
-
455
00:41:57,767 --> 00:42:00,687
I'd love to help, but you know
I'm meeting Kelly at the beach.
456
00:42:00,770 --> 00:42:03,064
Great. The copy shop
is right on the way.
457
00:42:03,189 --> 00:42:06,860
Change of plans. We're meeting at Pearl.
Opposite direction.
458
00:42:06,985 --> 00:42:09,195
- Come on.
- Have fun.
459
00:42:09,279 --> 00:42:11,990
- Thanks, dude.
- Call me.
460
00:42:13,366 --> 00:42:15,493
Guys, free.
461
00:42:19,497 --> 00:42:21,499
Oh, yeah.
462
00:42:26,463 --> 00:42:29,174
Cool tan, huh?
463
00:42:29,299 --> 00:42:31,176
Ladies.
464
00:42:31,259 --> 00:42:34,387
Ho! See that?
465
00:42:34,471 --> 00:42:38,475
- Okay. What-
- Way to go, dude.
466
00:42:38,683 --> 00:42:40,894
What's going on?
467
00:42:49,069 --> 00:42:49,861
Oh, God!
468
00:45:27,686 --> 00:45:30,772
- Is there a Kelly here?
-Justin!
469
00:45:30,897 --> 00:45:33,066
- Hey!
- Hey, Alexa.
470
00:45:33,191 --> 00:45:35,777
I'm supposed to meet
Kelly here. Have you seen her?
471
00:45:35,860 --> 00:45:38,697
Oh. No, I don't know
where she is.
472
00:45:38,780 --> 00:45:41,783
She's kind of flaky,
but maybe she'll show up later.
473
00:45:41,866 --> 00:45:45,662
In the meantime,
why don't you just wait here with me?
474
00:45:45,787 --> 00:45:48,164
All right.
475
00:46:01,886 --> 00:46:04,889
- Still no sign of him?
- No.
476
00:46:04,973 --> 00:46:08,560
- He hasn't called either.
Did he leave a message at the hotel?
- No, ma'am.
477
00:46:08,685 --> 00:46:10,979
I'm sure there's
a perfectly good explanation.
478
00:46:11,062 --> 00:46:14,691
It better be that he got hit by a car
and he's in the hospital on his deathbed.
479
00:46:14,774 --> 00:46:17,694
A priest giving him
last rites.
480
00:46:17,777 --> 00:46:21,573
I don't know.
I guess it just wasn't meant to be.
481
00:46:21,698 --> 00:46:23,992
We're two totally
different kinds of people.
482
00:46:24,075 --> 00:46:28,079
- You don't have to be.
- What do you mean?
483
00:46:28,288 --> 00:46:31,583
Well, if he's a big
party promoter...
484
00:46:31,666 --> 00:46:33,668
then let's get
to partyin'.
485
00:46:44,888 --> 00:46:46,890
Okay. All right.
486
00:46:46,973 --> 00:46:50,268
Where is she?
487
00:46:50,393 --> 00:46:53,063
- Worst hotel ever!
- Inga!
488
00:46:53,188 --> 00:46:55,398
- This is just a misunderstanding!
- You've been seeing my girlfriend!
489
00:46:55,482 --> 00:46:58,777
I'm meeting my Internet girlfriend
in two minutes down at the bar.
490
00:46:58,860 --> 00:47:02,280
I only have one layer of skin left! If you come
near me, I will jump. I'm not kidding.
491
00:47:02,364 --> 00:47:04,783
- You wanna be tried for murder?
- Don't even try to deny it, Brandon!
492
00:47:04,866 --> 00:47:07,077
- I know you've been seein' her!
- I'm not Brandon!
493
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:10,080
- I can't believe she's seein' a guy like you!
- What are you tryin' to say?
494
00:47:10,163 --> 00:47:13,083
She goes for fit, good-looking guys.
Not dorks!
495
00:47:13,166 --> 00:47:16,086
Okay. Well, maybe it's not about
being fit or good-looking.
496
00:47:16,169 --> 00:47:18,672
- Maybe she finds me attractive
for my mind, okay?
-
497
00:47:18,797 --> 00:47:23,176
- As well as my body.
- Why is she doing this to me?
498
00:47:23,259 --> 00:47:27,180
You wanna know the truth?
The truth is, this is not about me.
499
00:47:27,263 --> 00:47:30,684
- Okay? This is about your
relationship with Inger.
- Inga.
500
00:47:30,767 --> 00:47:33,561
Inga. Right. I mean,
if she was happy with you...
501
00:47:33,687 --> 00:47:36,398
why would she be having an affair with anyone,
let alone me, the dork?
502
00:47:36,481 --> 00:47:39,192
And you coming here to kill me
is not gonna solve anything, okay?
503
00:47:39,275 --> 00:47:41,861
All you'll have is a dead,
red dork.
504
00:47:41,986 --> 00:47:44,698
You're right.
505
00:47:44,781 --> 00:47:46,866
Thank you?
506
00:47:49,285 --> 00:47:51,663
You wanna have a drink
and talk some more?
507
00:47:51,788 --> 00:47:54,374
Yeah. Sure, sure.
508
00:47:56,876 --> 00:47:58,461
Sounds great.
509
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:05,260
You know this won't go
any further than friendship, right?
510
00:48:05,385 --> 00:48:07,470
Yeah, yeah. You know that.
511
00:48:11,891 --> 00:48:13,893
Here you go.
512
00:48:13,977 --> 00:48:16,771
I just don't understand
why Kelly's blowin' me off.
513
00:48:16,896 --> 00:48:19,566
Are we still
talkin' about her?
514
00:48:19,691 --> 00:48:23,361
Look, Justin, I'm gonna
level with you, darlin'.
515
00:48:23,486 --> 00:48:26,281
You need to date someone a little more wild.
That's who you are.
516
00:48:26,364 --> 00:48:28,783
- That's just my reputation.
- Exactly.
517
00:48:28,867 --> 00:48:32,787
You're a party guy and you need a party girl,
just like a president needs a first lady.
518
00:48:32,871 --> 00:48:35,874
- Look, what I'm tryin' to say
is I'm not like that anymore.
- Oh, please!
519
00:48:35,999 --> 00:48:39,961
Don't give me some speech about
how you've changed and grown up
and discovered true love...
520
00:48:40,170 --> 00:48:45,091
because underneath I know you're
just lookin' for a really good time.
521
00:48:45,175 --> 00:48:47,761
I am. My idea of having
a good time is being with Kelly.
522
00:48:50,388 --> 00:48:53,266
I gotta go.
523
00:48:53,475 --> 00:48:57,270
So she hasn't mentioned
her boyfriend back at home?
524
00:48:57,395 --> 00:48:59,272
What?
525
00:48:59,397 --> 00:49:03,276
She does this all the time
with guys, Justin.
526
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,488
- You're lying.
- Am I?
527
00:49:06,571 --> 00:49:08,865
I just don't want
you to get hurt.
528
00:49:09,991 --> 00:49:11,993
I don't believe you.
529
00:49:12,077 --> 00:49:14,371
Well, don't say
I didn't warn you.
530
00:49:22,295 --> 00:49:24,881
Lightweight.
531
00:49:33,098 --> 00:49:36,059
God, how could you curse me
with a perfect body...
532
00:49:36,184 --> 00:49:38,770
and the gift of persuasion?
533
00:49:40,897 --> 00:49:43,191
Hey. It's Alexa.
534
00:49:43,274 --> 00:49:46,486
Listen, I was wondering
if you could do me a favor.
535
00:49:46,569 --> 00:49:48,863
Yeah. How soon can you
get down here?
536
00:49:48,988 --> 00:49:51,866
She always says
I take her for granted.
537
00:49:51,991 --> 00:49:54,285
- You gotta start paying attention to her.
- Buy her flowers. Right.
538
00:49:54,369 --> 00:49:57,372
Not just that.
You have to listen to what she says.
539
00:49:57,497 --> 00:50:01,084
- But I'm not interested in what she says.
- Okay. Bottom line, Greg.
540
00:50:01,167 --> 00:50:05,171
- Do you love her?
- Well, yeah. I guess. I mean-
541
00:50:05,380 --> 00:50:09,676
The thought of her being with anybody else,
man, that just makes me- makes me crazy.
542
00:50:09,759 --> 00:50:11,678
Okay. Good, good.
You love her.
543
00:50:11,761 --> 00:50:16,766
That's good. That's good. Now- Now-
Now, you just have to fight for her. Heh!
544
00:50:16,891 --> 00:50:20,770
- Emotionally, I mean.
- Yeah. You are right.
545
00:50:20,895 --> 00:50:23,898
- I'm right, I'm right.
- I can't believe I'm sittin' here...
546
00:50:23,982 --> 00:50:29,696
- havin' a drink with the guy
who is datin' my girlfriend.
- Sunburn. Sunburn.
547
00:50:57,682 --> 00:51:00,560
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on.
You'll all get a chance to party BR&J style.
548
00:51:00,685 --> 00:51:03,271
- Dude, dude! MTV just showed up, man!
- Thank you!
549
00:51:03,396 --> 00:51:05,899
Now I can say with complete
certainty that I rule.
550
00:51:05,982 --> 00:51:10,362
- Should we give 'em a discount
on the entrance fee?
- Uh, no.
551
00:51:10,487 --> 00:51:13,073
Don't you dare try to text her again.
She'll sense you're desperate.
552
00:51:13,198 --> 00:51:16,368
- Dude, I am desperate.
- Welcome to the world of women,
my damaged friend.
553
00:51:16,493 --> 00:51:19,788
You text, Eddie E-mails.
How about a little face-to-face action?
554
00:51:19,871 --> 00:51:23,083
Make up for all your losses
in one party-filled fiesta.
555
00:51:23,166 --> 00:51:27,170
- Y'all give discounts to
friends of the promoters?
- 'Cause I'm ready to party.
556
00:51:57,283 --> 00:51:58,493
Hey, hey!
557
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,487
- Luke!
- Who's he?
558
00:53:57,570 --> 00:54:00,573
- Her boyfriend.
- So you do have a boyfriend.
559
00:54:00,699 --> 00:54:03,284
- He is not my boyfriend!
- Then why was he kissing you?
560
00:54:03,368 --> 00:54:06,079
- Why don't you back off, Sideshow Bob?
- What did you call me?
561
00:54:06,162 --> 00:54:08,373
- You wanna take this outside?
- What is he doing here?
562
00:54:08,498 --> 00:54:12,377
- We are outside, Tex.
- Okay, okay. Everybody calm down.
Nobody wants to fight.
563
00:54:12,460 --> 00:54:14,796
- Oh, bring it!
- All right, all right! Look.
564
00:54:14,879 --> 00:54:18,758
There's gotta be a fair
yet profitable way to settle this.
565
00:54:18,883 --> 00:54:21,594
Okay, hover dudes,
these are the rules.
566
00:54:21,678 --> 00:54:25,265
You line up at the starting points. When
the whistle blows, you begin your passes.
567
00:54:25,390 --> 00:54:28,268
You must toss your beanbags
into the other hovercraft.
568
00:54:28,393 --> 00:54:31,479
After five passes, both crafts
return to the starting points.
569
00:54:31,563 --> 00:54:36,359
The one with the fewest of the other team's
beanbags is the winner. You got it?
570
00:54:36,484 --> 00:54:40,488
- Luke, you don't have to do this!
- Relax, sugar. I know what I'm doin'.
571
00:54:40,780 --> 00:54:43,366
It's just like ridin' a bull,
'cept on sand...
572
00:54:43,491 --> 00:54:46,286
and in the water and then
back on sand again.
573
00:54:46,369 --> 00:54:49,080
- Can you beat this clown?
- Dude, of course.
574
00:54:49,164 --> 00:54:51,374
The odds on Justin are two to one,
Luke pays ten to one...
575
00:54:51,499 --> 00:54:53,668
and of course,
I get a 20% handling fee.
576
00:54:53,793 --> 00:54:56,296
You guys ready?
577
00:54:58,173 --> 00:55:00,383
Riders, ready?
578
00:55:02,093 --> 00:55:04,179
Hover dudes, go!
579
00:55:10,393 --> 00:55:13,188
- Go!
- Whaddya got?
580
00:55:32,290 --> 00:55:34,668
Luke! Yeah!
581
00:55:53,395 --> 00:55:55,063
Yes! Go, J!
582
00:56:08,493 --> 00:56:11,079
Help him.! Help him.!
583
00:56:12,288 --> 00:56:14,290
Luke!
584
00:56:22,382 --> 00:56:24,592
Luke, can you hear me?
585
00:56:25,969 --> 00:56:28,179
You're gonna be okay, Luke.
586
00:56:33,893 --> 00:56:37,689
I take it gambling on hovercrafts-
not so legal.
587
00:56:37,772 --> 00:56:40,859
No. Not so legal.
588
00:56:46,990 --> 00:56:49,868
- Hey.
- Hey. So are you okay?
589
00:56:49,993 --> 00:56:51,494
- Yeah. I got five stitches,
but it ought to heal right up.
- Good.
590
00:56:53,663 --> 00:56:56,875
- Now, what are you doin' here?
- Well, Lex called and told me you needed me.
591
00:56:56,958 --> 00:57:01,963
Alexa? Look, I'm not sure what she was
thinking, but, Luke, you and I are just friends.
592
00:57:02,088 --> 00:57:05,967
Can't we be the kind of friends that go on
dates together and, you know, mess around?
593
00:57:06,092 --> 00:57:08,470
I was thinking more
the sister-brother-type friendship.
594
00:57:08,595 --> 00:57:10,972
So this isn't gonna work?
595
00:57:11,097 --> 00:57:13,183
No.
596
00:57:13,266 --> 00:57:18,563
- You sure know how to hurt a guy
when he's down.
- Luke, it's five stitches.
597
00:57:20,065 --> 00:57:22,067
It still hurts!
598
00:57:38,792 --> 00:57:40,960
Hi.
599
00:57:44,089 --> 00:57:46,091
Hi.
600
00:57:46,174 --> 00:57:48,885
The guys at Nikki Beach
said you might be here.
601
00:57:48,968 --> 00:57:51,471
You got a new job.
That's cool.
602
00:57:51,596 --> 00:57:53,473
Yeah.
603
00:57:53,598 --> 00:57:58,269
Five and a quarter an hour, scraping beans
off plates and filling urinals with ice.
604
00:57:58,395 --> 00:58:00,271
I'm livin' the dream.
605
00:58:00,397 --> 00:58:03,191
Look, I just wanted
to apologize.
606
00:58:03,274 --> 00:58:07,070
- I feel terrible about what happened.
- You do?
607
00:58:07,195 --> 00:58:10,990
Yes, I do.
I thought we liked each other.
608
00:58:13,076 --> 00:58:17,497
Look, Kaya. We both know what this is.
It's a spring-break fling.
609
00:58:17,580 --> 00:58:20,792
You know, in a couple days
you'll go home back to your friends...
610
00:58:20,875 --> 00:58:23,086
and tell 'em all
your wild stories.
611
00:58:23,294 --> 00:58:26,673
You'll tell 'em about the guy you picked up,
except you won't even remember his name.
612
00:58:26,798 --> 00:58:29,759
- But-
- But some of us are home, and guess what?
613
00:58:29,968 --> 00:58:32,387
We want more outta life too.
We need our jobs!
614
00:58:34,264 --> 00:58:37,976
So why don't you just do us
all a favor and stay out of our lives?
615
00:58:47,694 --> 00:58:52,198
Come to the biggest, baddest,
wildest spring-break party. Please come.
616
00:58:52,282 --> 00:58:55,493
It's only five bucks admission.
I need the money, and I'm not afraid to beg.
617
00:58:55,577 --> 00:58:57,662
Please. Come.
618
00:58:57,787 --> 00:59:00,790
It's your last chance to party
until next year.
619
00:59:04,878 --> 00:59:06,796
Hey.
620
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:08,965
Hey. Thanks for comin',
Alexa.
621
00:59:09,090 --> 00:59:11,468
My pleasure.
622
00:59:11,593 --> 00:59:14,596
We need to talk about Kelly.
How do I win her back?
623
00:59:14,679 --> 00:59:17,265
- You can't.
- What?
624
00:59:17,390 --> 00:59:19,976
-Just forget about her.
- I don't understand.
625
00:59:20,060 --> 00:59:23,396
I mean, move on.
What has Kelly offered to you?
626
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:28,360
Nothing but lies and heartbreak. I mean,
you deserve more than that- a lot more.
627
00:59:28,485 --> 00:59:32,197
Someone like me.
628
00:59:34,199 --> 00:59:36,576
Look, Alexa, I appreciate that,
but I think you're getting the wrong idea.
629
00:59:36,785 --> 00:59:39,162
Justin, I'm here for you.
All of me.
630
00:59:48,088 --> 00:59:50,590
Alexa! What are you doing?
631
00:59:50,674 --> 00:59:53,760
You're making a huge mistake, Justin.
632
00:59:53,885 --> 00:59:56,262
Well, add it
to my scoreboard.
633
00:59:56,388 --> 00:59:58,682
Do you know how many guys
would kill to be in your position?
634
00:59:58,765 --> 01:00:00,975
You think Kelly
has what I have?
635
01:00:29,963 --> 01:00:32,465
Carlos, what are
you doin' here?
636
01:00:33,758 --> 01:00:35,969
I came to apologize
for everything.
637
01:00:36,177 --> 01:00:40,473
You don't have to apologize. I'm the one
who should've minded my own business.
638
01:00:40,598 --> 01:00:43,476
Okay then. Go ahead.
639
01:00:43,685 --> 01:00:46,062
You're right.
640
01:00:47,897 --> 01:00:50,692
I should've stood up
for myself long ago.
641
01:00:50,775 --> 01:00:55,697
You know, I just had all this building
frustration, and- and I took it all out on you.
642
01:00:55,780 --> 01:00:58,575
Let me make
it up to you.
643
01:00:58,658 --> 01:01:02,162
How would you like to join me for an
eight-course dinner at a five-star restaurant?
644
01:01:02,287 --> 01:01:04,873
Carlos, you don't have to take me
someplace expensive to impress me.
645
01:01:04,998 --> 01:01:08,168
I know, I know.
Are you adventurous?
646
01:01:19,763 --> 01:01:22,390
Close your eyes.
The adventure starts.
647
01:01:22,474 --> 01:01:24,893
- I can't see.
- Come on. Hold on, hold on.
648
01:01:24,976 --> 01:01:29,564
Turn this way.
It starts right now.
649
01:01:33,276 --> 01:01:36,571
You did this for me?
650
01:01:36,696 --> 01:01:39,866
This is incredible.
651
01:01:39,991 --> 01:01:42,285
You deserve incredible.
652
01:01:44,496 --> 01:01:49,376
- Shall we?
- When did you have time to do this?
653
01:01:51,461 --> 01:01:56,591
Hey. There you are.
Wanna get somethin' to eat? I'm starvin'.
654
01:01:56,675 --> 01:02:00,679
Yeah. I imagine stabbing one
of your best friends in the back
does take a lot out of you.
655
01:02:00,970 --> 01:02:05,475
- What are you talkin' about?
- Alexa, first of all,
why did you invite Luke here?
656
01:02:05,558 --> 01:02:10,563
Okay. I invited Luke here because I thought
you were getting in too deep with Justin.
657
01:02:10,689 --> 01:02:13,191
Alexa, I saw you
with Justin today.
658
01:02:14,984 --> 01:02:18,571
All right. I didn't want
to have to tell you this, but...
659
01:02:18,780 --> 01:02:21,282
- But what?
-Justin called me.
660
01:02:21,366 --> 01:02:24,661
He said he needed to see me.
He said it was important and not to tell you.
661
01:02:24,786 --> 01:02:27,997
And then he said the only reason
he was seeing you was to get close to me.
662
01:02:28,081 --> 01:02:31,584
I told him I was your best friend
and I'd never betray you, and-
663
01:02:31,668 --> 01:02:34,796
and that's when
he tried to kiss me.
664
01:02:34,879 --> 01:02:38,091
I didn't want to tell you.
I thought we'd all be gone tomorrow...
665
01:02:38,174 --> 01:02:40,885
and nobody would know
about it.
666
01:02:40,969 --> 01:02:43,179
Kelly, I'm so sorry.
667
01:02:45,390 --> 01:02:46,891
Wow.
668
01:02:46,975 --> 01:02:50,770
Exactly. Wow.
669
01:02:52,188 --> 01:02:54,566
I'm so sorry.
I had no idea.
670
01:02:54,691 --> 01:02:59,195
You know, at least
you found out one thing.
671
01:02:59,279 --> 01:03:02,198
He's no good for you, Kelly.
672
01:03:15,462 --> 01:03:18,673
Excuse me. Are you Lizzie
from the Internet?
673
01:03:18,798 --> 01:03:20,675
Okay.
674
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:23,762
Excuse me.
675
01:03:24,888 --> 01:03:27,098
Did we meet on-line?
676
01:03:47,869 --> 01:03:50,497
Kelly!
677
01:03:53,083 --> 01:03:55,794
Hey!
678
01:03:55,877 --> 01:03:57,879
Kelly.!
679
01:03:57,962 --> 01:03:59,881
Sorry, dude.
680
01:04:01,299 --> 01:04:03,093
Kelly! Uuh! Sorry.
681
01:04:06,096 --> 01:04:08,598
Kelly! Wait! Come on.
Where are you going? We need to talk.
682
01:04:08,682 --> 01:04:11,976
- I have nothing to say to you.
- Why are you being like this?
683
01:04:12,060 --> 01:04:15,772
- What am I supposed to
be like after what you've done?
- I haven't done anything.
684
01:04:15,897 --> 01:04:19,275
Alexa told me everything, Justin.
She told me what you did.
685
01:04:19,359 --> 01:04:21,361
What I did?
686
01:04:21,486 --> 01:04:24,364
You came on to her!
Or should I reenact it for you?
687
01:04:24,489 --> 01:04:28,993
It's probably the same little show
you put on for me, except without a boat.
688
01:04:29,077 --> 01:04:32,497
I should've believed what everybody said
about you in the first place.
689
01:04:32,580 --> 01:04:36,084
I meant everything I said. And I didn't
come on to her. She came on to me.
690
01:04:36,167 --> 01:04:39,796
- Really? Why would she do that?
- To break us up, Kelly!
691
01:04:39,879 --> 01:04:42,799
Listen, if anybody's gonna be mad around here,
it should be me.
692
01:04:42,882 --> 01:04:45,760
You've been hot and cold. First you're blowing
me off, and then you're leaving these messages.
693
01:04:45,885 --> 01:04:49,180
- What- What messages?
- What messages?
694
01:04:49,264 --> 01:04:52,892
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
And you accuse me of being a player.
695
01:04:52,976 --> 01:04:56,896
Well, you're the one
playing games with me, Kelly.
696
01:04:58,773 --> 01:05:02,068
You know what?
Game over.
697
01:05:15,165 --> 01:05:17,459
Hey, I'm going for refills.
You want something to drink?
698
01:05:17,584 --> 01:05:19,961
- I'll have one.
- Okay. Thank you.
699
01:05:27,260 --> 01:05:30,472
- You okay?
- Yeah.
700
01:05:31,765 --> 01:05:33,683
No.
701
01:05:33,767 --> 01:05:35,977
- Let's head back to the hotel.
- Oh, Lex. Your phone.
702
01:05:36,061 --> 01:05:40,065
Come on, y'all. Let's go.
703
01:05:48,281 --> 01:05:51,493
- What'd you do?
- Nothin'!
704
01:06:01,670 --> 01:06:03,797
How could you
do this to me?
705
01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:06,466
I don't know.
706
01:06:07,676 --> 01:06:10,261
Kel, it's easy for you.
707
01:06:10,387 --> 01:06:14,974
I mean, you get people to see who you
really are, and I- I've always been jealous.
708
01:06:15,058 --> 01:06:19,062
I know I shouldn't.
I mean, we've been friends since forever, but...
709
01:06:19,396 --> 01:06:22,482
Kaya had a guy
and you had Justin.
710
01:06:22,565 --> 01:06:24,693
I just felt like
Miss Runner-up.
711
01:06:24,776 --> 01:06:29,698
You have to believe I did not mean to hurt you.
I promise. I just-
712
01:06:29,781 --> 01:06:32,492
I just thought if I could get
Justin to like me, then...
713
01:06:32,575 --> 01:06:35,662
maybe I can be
as good as you.
714
01:06:36,788 --> 01:06:38,873
You're nothing like me,
Alexa.
715
01:06:38,998 --> 01:06:41,292
I would never do that
to a friend.
716
01:06:47,173 --> 01:06:49,175
All right.
Here we go.
717
01:06:49,259 --> 01:06:51,261
- Let's go.
- We just got here.
718
01:06:51,469 --> 01:06:53,471
- Let's just go.
- Did I miss something? What?
719
01:06:53,596 --> 01:06:55,598
- Come on.
- Kaya.
720
01:09:19,159 --> 01:09:21,661
- Come here often?
-Justin!
721
01:09:21,786 --> 01:09:24,497
I thought you were leaving.
722
01:09:25,874 --> 01:09:28,460
I was. Actually, I was
on my way to the airport.
723
01:09:28,585 --> 01:09:31,963
- What stopped you?
- I did.
724
01:09:32,088 --> 01:09:35,592
Don't you think
you've interfered enough?
725
01:09:35,675 --> 01:09:39,679
Kelly, I told Justin the truth
about everything I did.
726
01:09:39,971 --> 01:09:43,475
I tried my hardest to keep y'all apart.
You just kept gettin' back together...
727
01:09:43,558 --> 01:09:46,269
and I'm the queen
of conniving.
728
01:09:49,397 --> 01:09:53,777
It's fate.
You two belong together.
729
01:09:53,860 --> 01:09:56,988
So now,
in the entire universe...
730
01:09:57,072 --> 01:10:00,075
we're in the same exact place
at the same exact time...
731
01:10:00,158 --> 01:10:04,162
- feeling the same exact way
about each other, right?
- Yes.
732
01:10:04,371 --> 01:10:06,581
So how can you say
it's not fate?
733
01:10:06,664 --> 01:10:08,667
- Dumb luck. -
734
01:10:08,792 --> 01:10:10,669
Whatever it is,
it feels great.
735
01:11:37,380 --> 01:11:40,592
Did you see how this worked out?
I just needed one final push, one last hurrah.
736
01:11:40,675 --> 01:11:43,261
Go out with a bang and not a whimper.
Word up.
737
01:11:43,386 --> 01:11:45,180
- You remembered to pay for
the food and drinks, right?
- Oh, yeah.
738
01:11:45,263 --> 01:11:46,598
- And the deejay?
- Oh, yeah.
739
01:11:46,765 --> 01:11:49,559
- And of course, I get half.
- And I'm left with exactly...
740
01:11:49,684 --> 01:11:52,062
one dollar.
741
01:11:54,689 --> 01:11:58,068
Hey, Greg. How'd it go with your
girlfriend? Did you take my advice?
742
01:11:58,193 --> 01:12:00,862
- We broke up.
- What?
743
01:12:00,987 --> 01:12:04,991
She just wanted to have fun- partying,
drinking, clubbing. I wanted a real commitment.
744
01:12:05,075 --> 01:12:07,869
I'm so sorry to hear that.
I'm sure you'll find that special someone.
745
01:12:07,994 --> 01:12:10,372
Thanks, man.
746
01:12:10,497 --> 01:12:12,499
Yeah.
747
01:12:12,582 --> 01:12:15,085
I don't mean to eavesdrop,
but that was really nice.
748
01:12:15,168 --> 01:12:18,588
Oh. Yeah, well, you know,
I'm kinda like a romance guru.
749
01:12:18,797 --> 01:12:22,676
You probably don't want to hear my sob story,
but I spent the entire spring break...
750
01:12:22,759 --> 01:12:24,886
looking for this guy I met on the Internet.
751
01:12:24,969 --> 01:12:27,889
Hot2trot@markmail.com?
752
01:12:27,972 --> 01:12:31,476
All4captainpicard@deeplife.com?
753
01:12:43,196 --> 01:12:46,074
Put your hands in the air
and step away from the pina colada.
754
01:12:46,199 --> 01:12:48,660
What is it this time?
I haven't broken anything. I have a permit.
755
01:12:48,785 --> 01:12:53,665
What do you want with me?
For the love of God, I only have one... dollar.
756
01:12:53,790 --> 01:12:57,794
- Actually, all I wanted was a drink.
- Whoa, you're gorgeous.
757
01:12:58,169 --> 01:13:00,171
And I'm off duty.
758
01:13:01,297 --> 01:13:03,383
So, you still have
those handcuffs?
759
01:13:03,466 --> 01:13:06,886
Look, I know this whole thing is not your scene,
but we don't have to stay the whole time.
760
01:13:06,970 --> 01:13:10,682
- Yo, wait. You have yet
to experience spring break.
- What are you talking about?
761
01:13:10,765 --> 01:13:13,560
- Now you get to party with me.
- Oh, well, let's get to partyin'.
762
01:13:13,685 --> 01:13:15,979
Well, let's go!
763
01:13:16,062 --> 01:13:18,189
So you promise you'll
come out to Texas?
764
01:13:18,273 --> 01:13:20,483
Even if I have to take a hovercraft
to get there, baby.
765
01:13:20,567 --> 01:13:25,196
Oh, come on, you two. Quit bein' all gushy.
It's spring break. Let's party. Whoo!
766
01:13:29,492 --> 01:13:33,288
BR&J in the house.
767
01:13:36,374 --> 01:13:38,668
And this is how we do it.
768
01:13:38,793 --> 01:13:41,087
This is how we
do it to it.
769
01:13:42,297 --> 01:13:44,090
Come on. Let's party!
770
01:13:44,174 --> 01:13:46,468
- Party over here!
- Party over here!
771
01:13:46,593 --> 01:13:48,595
- Party over here!
- Party over here!
772
01:14:11,993 --> 01:14:13,370
- Yo, baby.!
- Come on.!
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