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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:12,780 [waves crashing] 2 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:40,274 [music playing] 3 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:36,597 [snorts] [laughs] [laughs] Hmm. 4 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:37,498 Hmm. 5 00:01:58,652 --> 00:01:59,453 BOTH: Ah! 6 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:11,031 [non-english singing] 7 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:23,170 [non-english speech] 8 00:03:37,184 --> 00:03:41,555 [music playing] 9 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,942 Come on, man, come on! 10 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:06,414 Give me the bag and grab hold! 11 00:04:06,514 --> 00:04:07,915 We made it, mate. 12 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:11,485 Who said, we, mate? 13 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:12,386 Ah! 14 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:17,358 Thompson! 15 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:18,258 Thompson! 16 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:27,768 [non-english yelling] 17 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:28,669 Ernest! 18 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,704 Yes, sir, I'm coming. 19 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:33,173 WOMAN: Can't you just lift the steering wheel up? 20 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,442 IT'S at the wrong angle. 21 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:35,976 You said you could fix it. 22 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:37,277 Yes, ma'am. 23 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:39,480 See, this link's got to move. 24 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:44,518 See, your camrack is connected to your bandtrap. 25 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:47,588 And that makes likes the pressure in your gallywasher. 26 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:53,026 Of course, women seldom understand stuff like this. 27 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,628 What was that? 28 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:55,896 What was that? 29 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:57,097 Did you break something? 30 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:58,632 I paid a lot of money for this car. 31 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:00,033 You better not have broken anything. 32 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:00,934 Oh, no, ma'am. 33 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:08,141 These cars got a lot of stuff you don't even need. 34 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:09,843 I knew it! 35 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:10,744 You broke something. 36 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:12,846 You broke my new car! 37 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:16,249 I want to see the owner of this gas station. 38 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:18,586 Yeah, this oughta do it. 39 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:28,629 Well, at least I got rid of that excess pressure. 40 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,398 [music playing] 41 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:32,633 ERNEST: Whoah! 42 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:33,601 Oh! 43 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:36,036 Oh! 44 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:38,939 Hmm? 45 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:40,441 Excuse me, sir. 46 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:43,310 Your man out there, I brought my red Mustang in for him 47 00:05:43,411 --> 00:05:44,645 to lift the steering wheel. 48 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,079 He's breaking pieces off of it. 49 00:05:54,622 --> 00:06:08,936 [grunts] Ahh! 50 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:27,320 [grunting] [sighs] 51 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:29,389 Are you gonna come out there and sort it out? 52 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:30,758 - Of course. - Great. 53 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:31,725 I-- I-- 54 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:33,260 That was a close one. 55 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,395 Ernest, what's going on out here? 56 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:37,998 Ugh, not only is he trying to-- to ruin my car, 57 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:39,600 he's also trying to a steal my pocketbook! 58 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:41,835 Look, there's my purse in his toolbox! 59 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:45,539 Ernest, get down from there right now. 60 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:48,642 Let go of that. 61 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:49,543 Ahh! 62 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:54,515 Ahh! 63 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:57,017 [SOUNDS OF METAL AND GLASS BREAKING] 64 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:01,021 My car! 65 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:04,492 My beautiful, beautiful car. 66 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:07,360 No, no, no, just calm down, lady, calm down. 67 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:10,297 He'll pay for this, you'll see. 68 00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:14,067 Ernest, you get out of this car this instant. 69 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:15,803 Yes, sir. 70 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:17,905 Ernest, you're fired. 71 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:28,181 [music playing] 72 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:40,928 Here you are, gentlemen. 73 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:41,962 Here are your eggs. 74 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:44,364 Can I get you some more coffee? 75 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,899 Hey, what gives here? 76 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:48,435 I ordered over-easy and runny. - Oh, I'm sorry, sir. 77 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:49,937 I just got confused. 78 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:51,772 Well, get unconfused, how about it? 79 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:52,773 All righty. 80 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:53,941 Be right back. 81 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:55,876 Excuse me. 82 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,678 What's bugging you, Rene? 83 00:07:57,778 --> 00:07:59,479 It's not like you to make a mistake, 84 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:02,883 much less take a load of crap off a creep like him. 85 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,885 Well, I guess it's my dull miserable life. 86 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,887 Well, it's no need to sugarcoat it. 87 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,189 [sighs] I tell you Betty, if my Mr. 88 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:12,860 Right came into my life right now, all this would change. 89 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,962 He'd be brave and daring, and he'd 90 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:16,930 take me on some dangerous mission laced 91 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,866 with international intrigue. 92 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,968 And I'd get all caught up in an adventure that 93 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,803 would perpetually pump up the adrenaline 94 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:24,772 and peel back the eyelids with fright. 95 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:26,874 Wouldn't that be neat? 96 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:29,309 You-- you've been reading too many romance novels. 97 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:30,744 And then he'd save me from the clutches 98 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:34,782 of some horrible death, and we ride off into the sunset arm 99 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:38,719 in arm, just he and I. Oh, oh! 100 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:39,920 Send shivers down my spine! 101 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,722 [giggles] 102 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:45,859 Speaking of shivers, look who's here? 103 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:47,427 Hey girls! How you doing? 104 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,029 It's me! I'm here! 105 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:50,731 Doesn't that guy ever give up? 106 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:52,265 Ah, give him a break. 107 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,134 He's got such a crush on you. 108 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:55,202 Super. 109 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:57,805 It's all I need, some nerd like Ernest. 110 00:08:57,905 --> 00:09:01,108 Just another small town guy stuck in the same rut I'm in. 111 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,009 Hey, look. 112 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:03,210 Check it out! 113 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:07,080 I call it the apricot smash. 114 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:10,083 [squeaking] 115 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:16,189 Well, how about you, ladies? 116 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:17,658 Want a breath mint? 117 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:20,193 Ernest aren't you supposed to be at work at the gas station? 118 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:22,229 Nah, I quit that crummy job. 119 00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:24,364 I told Mr. Ellis that my talents were being 120 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:27,067 wasted pumping self-serve-- 121 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:30,070 that I had aspired to loftier visions of career. 122 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:31,939 You got fired. 123 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:35,008 Well, we had a pleasant parting. 124 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:38,511 But now I'm free to pursue my real ambitions. 125 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:40,781 Which is what? 126 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:41,849 Ernest, I got a customer. 127 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:42,750 I gotta go. 128 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:51,191 She's got you by the short hair, don't she? 129 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,160 Yeah, well, maybe. 130 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,729 But I haven't turned on the old Worrel charm 131 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:56,930 yet, know what I mean? 132 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,999 Unfortunately, I do. 133 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,333 Let me give you a little advice. 134 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,637 See, Rene is really down right now. 135 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:07,908 Short of Illinois Smith, I think a little gift might help. 136 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:12,245 But what about the old Worrel charm? 137 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,748 Maybe two little gifts? 138 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:18,618 Yeah, two gifts. 139 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:21,521 [music playing] 140 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:29,262 Hey, don't touch. 141 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:30,163 WOMAN: Get out. 142 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,335 MAN Don't come near my stall. 143 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:36,336 BOTH: What's that? - Hey! 144 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:37,237 Ow! 145 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:43,677 Hmm? 146 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:44,644 [bird squawks] 147 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:46,146 Oh! 148 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:49,683 [glass shattering] 149 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:50,583 Huh? 150 00:10:57,090 --> 00:11:00,427 [baby bird chirping] 151 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,167 Can I help you, sir? 152 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,568 Oh, yeah. 153 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,171 I was just, uh, looking for something for my girl. 154 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:12,139 You like that item, sir? 155 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:14,307 Yeah, I'm, uh, kind of stuck on it. 156 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:15,208 Most people are. 157 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,309 It's a very popular item. 158 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:17,610 That would be $40. 159 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:18,511 $40? 160 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:19,880 For this little birdhouse? 161 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:22,649 You don't like it, you can put it back. 162 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:26,586 No, I'm taking it all right. 163 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,588 In fact, I'm-- 164 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,958 I'm kind of attached to it. 165 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,092 $40? 166 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:32,993 $40. 167 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:39,399 There you go. 168 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:45,338 [MUSIC PLAYING 169 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,281 WOMAN: Oh! 170 00:11:57,851 --> 00:11:59,987 MAN: Watch out! 171 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:00,888 WOMAN: Oh! 172 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:01,789 What are you doing? 173 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,512 MAN: Hey, watch it! 174 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:26,579 There's a mad man. 175 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,081 WOMAN: Hey, don't you mess with me, boy! 176 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:28,982 Excuse me! 177 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,984 [grunts] Whoah! 178 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:36,924 [crowd mumbling] 179 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:39,893 Ah! 180 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:40,894 Ah! 181 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,863 Ah! 182 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:45,198 What you want, I do not take! 183 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,968 - Okay, where are they? - Where are what? 184 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,202 I know nothing. 185 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:50,370 Ah! 186 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:51,972 Give us the eyes of Egoli or we'll 187 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:54,441 pick through your body to find them with a pair of pliers. 188 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:55,775 Ooh, what the eyes of Egoli? 189 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:56,977 I know nothing about this. 190 00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:57,878 Ah! 191 00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,279 Ah! 192 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:03,483 Abdul Kazim has instructed us to bring him the eyes of Egoli 193 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,318 or the eyes of the thief. 194 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:08,355 Maybe Abdul Kazim should pluck his own eyes out, 195 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,658 since he stole the eyes of Egoli to start with. 196 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:14,094 Oh, don't mind us, please continue. 197 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,595 I find this sport rather amusing. 198 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,941 Thank you, Bazoo. 199 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,109 Really balletic. 200 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,878 Oh, thank you, thank you, sir. 201 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,679 You have saved my unworthy skin. 202 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,581 I never dreamed I would be rescued. 203 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,583 You are so right. 204 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,085 I'm the man of your dreams. 205 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:47,027 Ooh, this is some really neat stuff. 206 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,336 Yeah. 207 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,438 I can work with these. 208 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,007 We have taken over your planet. 209 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:10,383 [snoring] 210 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,854 You looking for the man in the funny hat? 211 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,823 He went that way officer. 212 00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:17,790 Uh oh. 213 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:18,791 Hey, you, stop! 214 00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:25,698 Uh oh. 215 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:28,168 Ahh! 216 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,702 Ahh! 217 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:31,704 Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Rabaz, I didn't 218 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:35,108 realize that you weren't fond of our caped necked friend. 219 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,009 What? 220 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,544 Are you a crazy man? 221 00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:38,678 Oh no. 222 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,747 Just an animal lover, tree hugger, 223 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,782 you know, conservationist. 224 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,918 I believe that things should be natural and left 225 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,853 the way that they were. 226 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,688 What are you talking about? 227 00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:50,890 A limo's not a natural habitat for a cobra! 228 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,193 Correct, Mr. Rabaz. 229 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:55,362 But weasels and other disgusting rodents 230 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,497 are fine fair for this slick young beauty. 231 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:01,868 What is it you want? 232 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,670 I tell you anything you want to know. 233 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,305 Are you working for Abdul Kazim? 234 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,206 No, no, no, no, no, no. 235 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,675 No. 236 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,577 No longer. 237 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:11,611 My friend is impatient. 238 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,913 [snake hisses] 239 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:21,788 You-- Kazim is bound to kill me. 240 00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:23,823 Where have you hidden the eyes of Egoli, Mr Rabaz? 241 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:30,998 I know you, Thompson. 242 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,665 You are the one who stole the eyes of Egoli 243 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,334 from the Sinkatutu tribe. 244 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,536 You are the one who betrayed the people. 245 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:39,039 Kazim had you steal the eyes from me, and then 246 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,974 you double-crossed Kazim. 247 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:44,577 So the trail ends with you. 248 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,480 And I feel very sorry for you. 249 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,683 Because you will shortly be feeling the poison of this 250 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,752 cobra trickling through your veins. 251 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:54,721 No, wait, please. 252 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:58,325 It is in the flea market in a second hand toy stall 253 00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:01,128 in a can marked, two for $1.00. 254 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:05,132 Oh, please, let me go. 255 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:07,500 Thank you, Mr. Rabaz. 256 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,868 I'll be right back. 257 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,637 I need the catch stick. 258 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:14,441 I, too, am not very fond of handling these things. 259 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:28,288 Ahh! 260 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:31,724 Come on, Bazoo, let's go shopping. 261 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:35,162 [music playing] 262 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,214 That's it. 263 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,688 Oh! 264 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,756 Ah! 265 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:04,657 Oh. 266 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:39,459 [grunts] [humming] Ow! 267 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,497 Ta-da! 268 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,634 Yeah, she's gonna love this. 269 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:48,535 Oh, yeah. 270 00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,741 [snoring] Ah! 271 00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:01,948 You give me the eyes of Egoli, or Bazoo, here, 272 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,816 will cram his foot down the entire length 273 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,219 of yourself esophagus. 274 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,287 Shoot! 275 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:10,257 I don't know what you're talking about. 276 00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,892 Looks like the old man's just a decoy. 277 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,327 The real agent's this guy. 278 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,903 Hey Jake, you want to see something cool? 279 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:26,939 It's my inside loop-d-loop. 280 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:31,211 (ECHO EFFECT) A hush falls over the crowd as the world champion 281 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:34,147 yo-yo expert enters the competition arena really. 282 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,615 [drum roll] 283 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,049 [cymbal crash] 284 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:42,389 [applause] Rock the cradle. 285 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:43,856 The crowd goes wild! 286 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,358 Yay! 287 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,026 And now our champion will demonstrate 288 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:51,698 his world of famous triple around the world. 289 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,367 One, two, three-- 290 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,270 [crash] 291 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,171 Oh! 292 00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,105 Jake! 293 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:00,307 Jake! 294 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:04,744 Jake-- Jake, I'm sorry, Jake, it was an accident! 295 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,447 Here, I'll get you some water. 296 00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:08,448 Water. 297 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:09,382 Yeah, water. 298 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,088 Jake-- Jake, I can't see. 299 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:16,989 Are you in there? 300 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,525 It's too dark. 301 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:19,759 Here, I'll cut on the light. 302 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:23,763 [garbage disposal buzz] 303 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,164 Speak to me, Jake. 304 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:28,067 Speak to me. 305 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,769 Maybe this is quiet time. 306 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:42,715 [music playing] 307 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:09,409 Sir Thompson believes this guy to be agent 32. 308 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,844 Yes, he's a dangerous man. 309 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:15,081 And is Thompson sure he's got the eyes of Egoli? 310 00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:16,583 Nkulu is never wrong. 311 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:25,157 Here he comes. 312 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:31,998 [whistles] 313 00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:34,100 Hey, Ernest! 314 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,468 Hi, Betty. 315 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,436 I brought that gift. 316 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:42,108 Rene! 317 00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:43,075 Oh, Rene. 318 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:44,911 Hold the onions on that burger, Joe. 319 00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:45,912 Yes, Ernest? 320 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:49,849 I-- I made something for you. 321 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,051 See, I've always kind of thought you were really-- 322 00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:52,952 For me? 323 00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,454 Yeah 324 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:55,755 It's the handoff. 325 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:59,726 She must be his contact. 326 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,461 Ernest, this is so sweet of you. 327 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:04,731 I'm sorry I was kind of fussy with you before. 328 00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:05,932 Well, opened it up. 329 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,737 A yo-yo. 330 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:11,738 Yeah. 331 00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:12,639 I made it myself. 332 00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:13,673 I'm pretty good with my hands. 333 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:14,574 Unique. 334 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,011 Rene, I-- I was kind of wondering, 335 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,947 maybe, if you and I-- 336 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:22,248 maybe one afternoon-- 337 00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:24,684 Ernest, I really appreciate this gift and all, 338 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:28,755 but I just don't think you and I could ever be. 339 00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,657 I need someone who can add thrills 340 00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:32,525 and adventure to my life. 341 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,793 I don't mean to be cruel, Ernest, 342 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:38,831 but you're just a small town ordinary schmo. 343 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:39,799 Just like me. 344 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:42,369 We're both just ordinary schmoes. 345 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:45,638 I don't have to be a small town ordinary schmo or-- 346 00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:47,707 I could change. 347 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,109 I'll always treasure your gift, always. 348 00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:53,413 In fact, I have a whole shelf of schmo knickknacks at home. 349 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:54,747 Yeah, me too. 350 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:55,648 Oh, 351 00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:57,116 I should schmo-- 352 00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:58,017 go. 353 00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:04,190 Gee, I'm sorry, Ernest. 354 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:06,359 I-- I mean I thought she-- 355 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:07,293 you know-- 356 00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:08,628 No, she's right. 357 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:12,131 I am just a small town ordinary schmo. 358 00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:15,301 I don't have an adventurous bone in my whole body. 359 00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:17,437 When we were kids and went trick or treating, 360 00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:21,574 I never went more than two houses away. 361 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:25,412 I guess I'm just doomed to a life of ordinary-ness-ness. 362 00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:33,019 [music playing] 363 00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:00,246 Oh, chosen one. 364 00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:03,416 May ashes be heaped on my unworthy head. 365 00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:06,419 The news from America is without pleasure. 366 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:24,637 [shrieks] Are you goons hard of hearing, or what? 367 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:27,574 Ernest, or agent 32 as you like to call him, 368 00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:31,243 never gave me any eo- golly eyes, or whatever. 369 00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:32,879 All I've got is that dumb old yo-yo, 370 00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:34,781 and if you and pool-ball over there had 371 00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:36,983 half a brain in your heads-- 372 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:38,350 Bazoo. 373 00:23:38,451 --> 00:23:39,652 Bazoo? 374 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:40,820 Didn't you hear him, hon? 375 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,154 I think he said it twice for emphasis. 376 00:23:44,891 --> 00:23:47,727 It's come to our attention, Miss Loomis, 377 00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:49,796 that you are an agent for Kazim. 378 00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:54,501 [laughs] Right, me, Rene Loomis, a secret agent. 379 00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:58,838 Your Cheerios must be soggy, pal. 380 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:02,274 [engine starts] 381 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:04,711 Uh oh. 382 00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:11,518 Oh! 383 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:13,486 Where are the eyes of Egoli? 384 00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:15,121 Ernest is the one with your eyes. 385 00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:17,123 I don't know anything about them. 386 00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:19,626 And you can pull my arms out of their sockets. 387 00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:23,596 It's not gonna get you Ernest. 388 00:24:23,696 --> 00:24:25,565 Okay, Miss Loomis. 389 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:27,567 We'll do just that. 390 00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:35,007 [knuckles cracking] 391 00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:36,676 Oh! 392 00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:40,713 You really need to brush your teeth, fella. 393 00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,014 [phone rings] 394 00:24:42,114 --> 00:24:43,049 Hello? 395 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,051 Mr. Worrel. 396 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:48,254 I've someone who wants to chat to you. 397 00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:50,189 How did Aunt Ruthie get my new number? 398 00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:52,892 The doctors aren't supposed to let her use the phone. 399 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,594 Yeah? - Earnest? 400 00:24:54,694 --> 00:24:55,494 Rene. 401 00:24:55,595 --> 00:24:56,863 Rene? 402 00:24:56,963 --> 00:24:57,930 Guess what? 403 00:24:58,030 --> 00:24:59,599 These men have me hanging from a forklift, 404 00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:00,933 and they're going to torture me all 405 00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:03,069 because you have their silly old eyes or something. 406 00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:04,904 Now give them back their eyes this minute, Ernest. 407 00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:07,540 I'm tired, I haven't had a bath, and it's all your fault. 408 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:08,941 Oh, sure, Rene. 409 00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:13,379 You stay right there and I'll bring their eyes right to them. 410 00:25:13,479 --> 00:25:15,247 Is your refrigerator running? 411 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:21,487 Agent 32, this is a fair warning. 412 00:25:21,588 --> 00:25:23,522 If we don't see you walk through the door of hangar six 413 00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:26,425 on Jenson street in 20 minutes, your friend 414 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,227 here will be two feet taller. 415 00:25:28,327 --> 00:25:29,596 Two feet taller? 416 00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:33,766 Oh, she'll never be able to wear that blue dress again. 417 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,267 I'm sure he'll be right over. 418 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,704 You know he probably got your googly eyes by mistake. 419 00:25:37,804 --> 00:25:39,138 He tends to make mistakes. 420 00:25:39,238 --> 00:25:40,039 Now can I go? 421 00:25:40,139 --> 00:25:42,441 Not so fast, my dear. 422 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:47,213 If and when agent 32 brings us the eyes of Egoli, 423 00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:50,416 we'll need to dispose of both you and your boyfriend anyway. 424 00:25:50,516 --> 00:25:52,384 He is not my boyfriend. 425 00:25:52,484 --> 00:25:54,053 Ugh, gross! 426 00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:56,789 Hangar six, hangar six. 427 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:59,025 Rene's been kidnapped. 428 00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:02,962 Eyes of Egoli, eyes of Egoli. 429 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:04,463 Wait a minute. 430 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:09,368 If I've got this guy Egoli's eyes, 431 00:26:09,468 --> 00:26:12,571 how did he dial the phone? 432 00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:14,006 Yoo-hoo! 433 00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:15,708 Rene! 434 00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:17,710 Anybody home? 435 00:26:17,810 --> 00:26:20,212 Hello? 436 00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:23,149 Rene? 437 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:25,051 Hello, anybody home? 438 00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:27,553 Agent 32, a.k.a. 439 00:26:27,654 --> 00:26:29,121 Ernest. 440 00:26:29,221 --> 00:26:30,857 Ernest P. W. 441 00:26:30,957 --> 00:26:32,859 Put the eyes of Egoli on the tray to the left of you 442 00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:35,662 and roll it towards me. 443 00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:37,563 Your other left. 444 00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:38,464 Oh, yeah. 445 00:26:38,564 --> 00:26:40,967 I knew that. 446 00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:42,702 Oh, knock it off and just give it 447 00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:44,503 back their goo-goo eye thing. 448 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,572 Rene, are you all right? 449 00:26:46,673 --> 00:26:47,506 Mr 450 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:48,340 No, Ernest, I am not all right. 451 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,275 Now give them back their stuff. 452 00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:50,442 I don't have their stuff. 453 00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:51,343 Bazoo, search him. 454 00:27:03,055 --> 00:27:04,156 Hey, watch it. 455 00:27:04,256 --> 00:27:07,326 I don't know what you're trying to pull Agent 32. 456 00:27:07,426 --> 00:27:09,696 You saunter in here without the eyes. 457 00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:12,431 You know I'm going to have to kill both of you. 458 00:27:12,531 --> 00:27:13,432 Both of us? 459 00:27:13,532 --> 00:27:15,267 On the other hand, maybe you're 460 00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:18,537 the perfect pawn to play against Kazim and Epopo. 461 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:22,474 Here's your yo-yo. 462 00:27:22,574 --> 00:27:24,911 You will have plenty of time to learn a few tricks on the way 463 00:27:25,011 --> 00:27:26,612 to where you're going. 464 00:27:26,713 --> 00:27:29,381 [engine starts] 465 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:30,883 Ugh, well, finally. 466 00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:32,118 I am out of here. 467 00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:33,085 Thank you very much. 468 00:27:33,185 --> 00:27:34,921 That is very hard on the wrists. 469 00:27:35,021 --> 00:27:37,089 I'm sure your comrades will be happy to see 470 00:27:37,189 --> 00:27:40,559 you when you arrive in Africa. - Africa? 471 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:43,029 Africa. 472 00:27:43,129 --> 00:27:45,231 Wait, I can't go to Africa. 473 00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:46,733 I haven't had my shots. 474 00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:48,034 The mosquitoes there are big enough 475 00:27:48,134 --> 00:27:51,337 to stand flat footed and-- 476 00:27:51,437 --> 00:27:54,340 [music playing] 477 00:28:06,919 --> 00:28:08,420 Easy, ow! 478 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,521 Come here, my girl. 479 00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:14,460 I hope you're going to re-run that movie-- 480 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:18,264 [grunts] I said I hope you're going to re-run that movie. 481 00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:19,999 You know that part where the scorpion 482 00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:21,934 crawls up that guy's spine? 483 00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:24,336 And the old lady's face rotted after she 484 00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:26,138 killed the girl in the shower? 485 00:28:26,238 --> 00:28:27,940 Hey, was her name Rosebud? 486 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,375 You know, in these overseas flights 487 00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:31,577 they let you keep the barf bag and it-- 488 00:28:31,677 --> 00:28:34,146 [grunts] 489 00:28:34,246 --> 00:28:36,783 Take him to the power station and make him talk. 490 00:28:36,883 --> 00:28:38,117 Yes, sire. 491 00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:40,652 Uh, look can we just go to a hotel, have a bath or so-- 492 00:28:40,753 --> 00:28:41,720 Sit down and shut up. 493 00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:42,588 All right, all right. 494 00:28:42,688 --> 00:28:45,858 [muffled speech] 495 00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:48,227 Want to make him shut up. 496 00:28:48,327 --> 00:28:49,128 Ah! 497 00:29:17,356 --> 00:29:22,228 Well, at least I'm out of that stuffy truck. 498 00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:23,729 Where am I? 499 00:29:23,830 --> 00:29:24,630 Ugh. 500 00:29:30,903 --> 00:29:31,971 Just get this back off. 501 00:29:37,476 --> 00:29:39,211 I smell water. 502 00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:40,279 Water! 503 00:29:40,379 --> 00:29:41,948 I'm near water somewhere, I'm near water. 504 00:29:45,384 --> 00:29:46,185 I'm stuck. 505 00:29:53,392 --> 00:29:56,996 Oh, my head! 506 00:29:57,096 --> 00:29:57,897 Ow. 507 00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:02,601 Whoa! 508 00:30:02,701 --> 00:30:03,502 Ah! 509 00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:21,921 I do so hate being a rude host, 510 00:30:22,021 --> 00:30:26,725 but I need to attend to more pressing business upstairs. 511 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:31,864 And since you and Bazoo have become such warm friends, 512 00:30:31,964 --> 00:30:33,799 I'm sure that he'll attend to your 513 00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:35,367 every desire while I'm away. 514 00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:39,005 Ugh. 515 00:30:43,375 --> 00:30:45,144 You certainly won't be bored. 516 00:30:58,324 --> 00:31:01,693 [music playing] 517 00:31:11,737 --> 00:31:13,705 Mr. Thompson. 518 00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:17,276 The woman I saw you with, she has beautiful eyes. 519 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:20,980 So she does, especially when she flashes them. 520 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,282 I should hear more about this remarkable woman. 521 00:31:27,819 --> 00:31:29,788 If you come any closer to me, Bazoo, 522 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:32,691 I swear to you, I will toss my cookies all over your bright 523 00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:33,892 and shiny boots. 524 00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:37,829 And believe me, they will be sticky up for weeks. 525 00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:40,432 When my boyfriend, Ernest-- 526 00:31:40,532 --> 00:31:43,569 when my friend, Ernest, gets here, 527 00:31:43,669 --> 00:31:45,237 he's gonna kick butt and take names. 528 00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:48,440 You better keep your distance. 529 00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:49,541 Yeah right, Rene. 530 00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:56,082 My employer is a very demanding man. 531 00:31:56,182 --> 00:31:58,750 He once bought a bird from a street vendor, 532 00:31:58,850 --> 00:32:02,821 and when the bird wouldn't sing, he cut out the vendor's tongue 533 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:03,789 and fed it to the bird. 534 00:32:06,725 --> 00:32:09,328 A bit excessive, I thought, but-- 535 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:14,100 We all have our own particular management style. 536 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:17,403 My employer is getting a bit nervous. 537 00:32:17,503 --> 00:32:19,671 The eyes of Egoli have evaded your grasp, 538 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:23,175 yet you still have our million dollar advance. 539 00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:24,076 Lunch money. 540 00:32:30,016 --> 00:32:31,183 It would be advisable if I were 541 00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:35,054 able to report some progress. 542 00:32:35,154 --> 00:32:38,224 You can report that I have my own little bird that will sing. 543 00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:51,037 So Bazoo, can I call you Baz? 544 00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:53,039 I bet you were a football player in school. 545 00:32:53,139 --> 00:32:53,939 Linebacker? 546 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:58,710 [grunts] I was a cheerleader. 547 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,279 Well, no, that's not true actually. 548 00:33:00,379 --> 00:33:03,615 I was a substitute, you know, a bench warmer. 549 00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:05,017 I couldn't cartwheel. 550 00:33:05,117 --> 00:33:07,986 They are the toughest, and they were such sticklers for them. 551 00:33:08,087 --> 00:33:09,921 Have you ever tried one? Wanna try one? 552 00:33:13,025 --> 00:33:14,226 No? 553 00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:16,962 I could try one. 554 00:33:17,063 --> 00:33:20,499 There is no need to cause undue friction between us. 555 00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:23,735 We are, how you say, um, on the same team? 556 00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:25,171 Same team? 557 00:33:25,271 --> 00:33:28,006 Then let's play big league ball. 558 00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:30,076 It's time to renegotiate my contract. 559 00:33:36,982 --> 00:33:47,893 [groaning] Ooh. 560 00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:52,364 Kazim's boy has caught that little street 561 00:33:52,464 --> 00:33:56,368 thief that you sent to pluck the eyes from my safe. 562 00:33:56,468 --> 00:34:00,439 Now that little snake is with his own kind. 563 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:04,410 Is that any way to treat a partner? 564 00:34:04,510 --> 00:34:08,147 You certainly know how to treat a partner. 565 00:34:08,247 --> 00:34:13,119 I remember only you returning from Sinkatutuland. 566 00:34:13,219 --> 00:34:16,855 Some partners just can't keep up. 567 00:34:16,955 --> 00:34:17,756 He missed his flight. 568 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:24,696 When do we get the eyes of Egoli? 569 00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:29,201 When I receive $6 million in my account in the Caymans. 570 00:34:29,301 --> 00:34:32,238 That is double what we agreed on. 571 00:34:32,338 --> 00:34:33,705 In big league ball that's what it's 572 00:34:33,805 --> 00:34:35,174 like dealing with a free agent. 573 00:34:39,044 --> 00:34:42,448 [dog barking] 574 00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:50,922 Welcome to the club, sir. 575 00:34:51,022 --> 00:34:51,923 Thank you, John. 576 00:34:57,996 --> 00:34:59,565 Hey, you, stop. 577 00:34:59,665 --> 00:35:00,466 Stop there. 578 00:35:00,566 --> 00:35:02,568 You! 579 00:35:02,668 --> 00:35:03,935 Who are you? 580 00:35:04,035 --> 00:35:05,003 (WITH ACCENT) I-- 581 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:07,706 I am Omar Hey You Abdu Abdul Billy-bazi, 582 00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:09,608 but you can call me Hey You. 583 00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:10,876 Hey You? 584 00:35:10,976 --> 00:35:12,344 At your service. 585 00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:14,313 I work here day and night. 586 00:35:14,413 --> 00:35:16,448 In the day I spray the walkways. 587 00:35:16,548 --> 00:35:20,552 I use thousands of liters of water just to a move one leave. 588 00:35:20,652 --> 00:35:21,887 It is wonderful. 589 00:35:21,987 --> 00:35:25,056 Thousands die every day in the Sudan of thirst, 590 00:35:25,157 --> 00:35:27,493 but here there is such plenty. 591 00:35:27,593 --> 00:35:29,161 I've never seen you. 592 00:35:29,261 --> 00:35:31,029 I give much service. 593 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:33,965 I carry all the bags for the big shots. 594 00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:36,101 I know all the big shots. 595 00:35:36,202 --> 00:35:37,303 Hey You! 596 00:35:37,403 --> 00:35:40,839 You see, I am on first name basis with big shots. 597 00:35:40,939 --> 00:35:42,374 I am coming, sahib. 598 00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:45,110 I come to give you good service. 599 00:35:45,211 --> 00:35:46,745 I will help you with these bags. 600 00:35:46,845 --> 00:35:49,615 It is not a problem. 601 00:35:49,715 --> 00:35:51,149 Ho ho! 602 00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:52,851 This is a wonderful game. 603 00:35:52,951 --> 00:35:56,455 How many times do you have to put the sticks back in the bag? 604 00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:57,623 Is this a good score? 605 00:36:04,463 --> 00:36:06,832 Rene! 606 00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:07,733 Rene! 607 00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:13,939 Want a cheer? 608 00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:15,006 OK. 609 00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:17,175 (SINGING) Fred and Wilma, Pebbles, 610 00:36:17,276 --> 00:36:20,111 too, think that Bazoo's yabba dabba doo. 611 00:36:20,212 --> 00:36:21,112 La de da-- 612 00:36:21,213 --> 00:36:22,548 Bazoo is the best. 613 00:36:22,648 --> 00:36:24,950 La de da-- the best of all the rest. 614 00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:27,286 La de da-- Bazoo is the best. 615 00:36:27,386 --> 00:36:28,454 La de da, La de da, La de da da da. 616 00:36:28,554 --> 00:36:30,589 Cartwheel! 617 00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:33,124 Splits! 618 00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:35,427 You look like you need a drink. 619 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:36,528 Hey You! 620 00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:38,497 At your service, sahib. 621 00:36:38,597 --> 00:36:41,267 Service is my middle name. 622 00:36:41,367 --> 00:36:43,702 Well, actually, my middle name is Karala. 623 00:36:43,802 --> 00:36:44,603 Come over here. 624 00:36:50,141 --> 00:36:53,211 Oh, what is your desire, oh great one? 625 00:36:53,312 --> 00:36:54,280 I'd like a scotch and water. 626 00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:57,483 Will that be with ice, oh anointed one, 627 00:36:57,583 --> 00:37:01,620 who's spittle is sacred balm? - Yes, with ice. 628 00:37:05,090 --> 00:37:08,727 Cubed or shaved, oh majestic one, whose flip-flop is 629 00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:11,697 the serving spoon of the poor. 630 00:37:11,797 --> 00:37:13,465 Cubed. 631 00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:14,566 As I was saying, Jameen-- 632 00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:18,870 In a tall or short glass, oh, special one? 633 00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:21,507 One whose flatulence is the perfume of the night? 634 00:37:21,607 --> 00:37:22,674 Tall. 635 00:37:22,774 --> 00:37:24,175 Good, grief what's wrong with you? 636 00:37:24,276 --> 00:37:27,145 Oh, nothing oh splendid one, whose earwax 637 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:30,516 is the high price spread? 638 00:37:30,616 --> 00:37:34,486 Get your hands off me, you filthy urchin! 639 00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:36,822 Thank you, chosen one whose urinal 640 00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:40,258 is the soup bowl of the poor. 641 00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:41,493 Did you hear what I said? 642 00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:42,394 Yes, yes. 643 00:37:42,494 --> 00:37:43,729 Get out. 644 00:37:43,829 --> 00:37:48,300 That is one scotch in a tall glass with cubes. 645 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,135 Do you want fries with that? 646 00:37:50,235 --> 00:37:51,036 No! 647 00:37:51,136 --> 00:37:52,438 Yes, going. 648 00:37:52,538 --> 00:37:56,775 I go, I go, explicit one, whose toe jamb is 649 00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:58,877 the toothpaste of the unworthy. 650 00:37:58,977 --> 00:38:01,179 It will be as you wish, oh supreme on, whose 651 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:03,482 sweat is the nectar of the bee. 652 00:38:13,525 --> 00:38:15,561 Adjusting that maybe to cut the, sort of, 653 00:38:15,661 --> 00:38:17,963 mustiness in here, we could have some kind of air freshener, 654 00:38:18,063 --> 00:38:19,765 like a pine or-- 655 00:38:19,865 --> 00:38:20,666 uh, you know, like a-- 656 00:38:39,618 --> 00:38:40,386 --baby powder. 657 00:38:40,486 --> 00:38:41,353 All right. 658 00:38:41,453 --> 00:38:42,688 Judging by your scowl I guess not. 659 00:38:42,788 --> 00:38:44,089 How about a potpourri? 660 00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:50,962 That diamond mine, Harold says, 661 00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:55,367 we'll be wealthy beyond our wildest dreams. 662 00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:58,036 Unfortunately, he didn't tell me where the mine 663 00:38:58,136 --> 00:39:01,540 was before he took the deep 6. 664 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:06,011 And now, here I am, an old woman with no money 665 00:39:06,111 --> 00:39:11,683 and no relatives, marooned in a dark continent, 666 00:39:11,783 --> 00:39:14,920 friendless and betrayed. 667 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:19,057 If only I could get some help some where. 668 00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:22,528 Perhaps you people could be so kind as to help me. 669 00:39:22,628 --> 00:39:24,362 Hey lady, what you doing here? 670 00:39:24,463 --> 00:39:25,831 Get out of here. 671 00:39:25,931 --> 00:39:27,733 If you people will excuse me, I've 672 00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:31,937 come to bury my husband, Harold, in the flames 673 00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:34,840 of the gentleman's club he was so fond. 674 00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:36,408 This is not a funeral home, now, get out! 675 00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:39,945 He smoked enough cigars here to kill four men. 676 00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:40,846 What? 677 00:39:40,946 --> 00:39:41,813 What are you talking about? 678 00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:44,983 Tight wad took me on a cruise. 679 00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:47,352 The buffet was so cheap, all they 680 00:39:47,453 --> 00:39:52,558 had was beanie weenies on tooth picks and Ritz crackers. 681 00:39:52,658 --> 00:39:55,326 Arnold popped one of the weenies in his mouth, 682 00:39:55,427 --> 00:39:58,597 choked on the toothpick, and keeled over dead. 683 00:39:58,697 --> 00:40:00,031 Hey-- hey, lady, listen-- 684 00:40:00,131 --> 00:40:03,769 Wouldn't you don't know it, he died in international waters. 685 00:40:03,869 --> 00:40:07,639 The insurance companies said, all bets were off. 686 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:11,042 I've had to live on my salary teaching charm school. 687 00:40:13,712 --> 00:40:19,017 Well, here you are, Arnold, the place you so loved. 688 00:40:19,117 --> 00:40:21,487 Ashes to ashes. 689 00:40:21,587 --> 00:40:22,387 Oh! 690 00:40:22,488 --> 00:40:24,690 Ah! 691 00:40:24,790 --> 00:40:25,824 Thank you, Harold. 692 00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:27,526 That's the only noble thing you've ever done. 693 00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:28,660 Ernest! Ernest! 694 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:29,561 Oh, yeah. 695 00:40:33,331 --> 00:40:35,066 Ernest! 696 00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:36,034 That was great. 697 00:40:36,134 --> 00:40:38,203 Oh, what a fetching color, my dear. 698 00:40:38,303 --> 00:40:39,137 Thanks. 699 00:40:39,237 --> 00:40:40,405 You can untie me now. 700 00:40:40,506 --> 00:40:41,973 Oh yeah, sorry. 701 00:40:48,614 --> 00:40:49,414 RENE: Come on! 702 00:40:55,721 --> 00:40:56,522 Hurry, Rene. 703 00:40:56,622 --> 00:40:57,422 Hurry! 704 00:40:57,523 --> 00:40:58,590 They're right behind us. 705 00:40:58,690 --> 00:41:02,060 Grab that golf cart. 706 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,762 Oh, Ernest, you were wonderful. 707 00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:08,266 So brave, so daring, so adventurous, I mean, wow! 708 00:41:08,366 --> 00:41:10,836 Rene, you will find that men, by nature, are divided 709 00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:15,106 into two main categories, those with 11 fingers and those 710 00:41:15,206 --> 00:41:16,007 without. 711 00:41:16,107 --> 00:41:17,242 Know what I mean? 712 00:41:17,342 --> 00:41:18,143 No! 713 00:41:22,781 --> 00:41:23,649 [grunts] 714 00:41:23,749 --> 00:41:25,584 Wake up, you idiot. 715 00:41:25,684 --> 00:41:29,087 Where is she? 716 00:41:29,187 --> 00:41:29,988 You let her get away. 717 00:41:39,230 --> 00:41:40,098 Don't let them get away. 718 00:41:40,198 --> 00:41:42,067 They can't be far. 719 00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:43,334 Where have you been? 720 00:41:43,434 --> 00:41:44,302 You 721 00:41:44,402 --> 00:41:45,837 - It's a long story. - I bet it is. 722 00:41:45,937 --> 00:41:46,738 Get in the Rover. 723 00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:57,816 You're very lucky you do not fall. 724 00:42:01,787 --> 00:42:02,954 I've seen the figures. 725 00:42:03,054 --> 00:42:06,124 I don't think that Donovan-- 726 00:42:06,224 --> 00:42:07,092 ERNEST: Are we slick or what? 727 00:42:07,192 --> 00:42:08,026 RENE: Isn't this lovely-- 728 00:42:08,126 --> 00:42:09,127 I wish this thing had a radio. 729 00:42:12,397 --> 00:42:14,833 If it hadn't been for my NASCAR training, 730 00:42:14,933 --> 00:42:16,935 they might have us on that last turn. 731 00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:20,205 I remember once at Talladega, Dale Earnhardt had kind of 732 00:42:20,305 --> 00:42:21,472 caught me of on the right-- 733 00:42:21,573 --> 00:42:22,473 Ernest, you know what? 734 00:42:22,574 --> 00:42:23,809 This is a nice clearing. 735 00:42:23,909 --> 00:42:25,443 I think we should make camp here. 736 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:28,079 Why don't you go find us some firewood? 737 00:42:28,179 --> 00:42:28,980 Firewood? 738 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:29,881 Yeah. 739 00:42:34,953 --> 00:42:37,656 Well, where would a guy find firewood? 740 00:42:37,756 --> 00:42:39,658 Well, in the woods, of course. 741 00:42:39,758 --> 00:42:41,192 Oh, yeah, wood. Firewood. 742 00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:42,227 Yeah, okay-- 743 00:42:42,327 --> 00:42:43,261 Oh, wow. 744 00:42:43,361 --> 00:42:44,262 [growling] 745 00:42:44,362 --> 00:42:46,598 RENE: --a bag of chips, oh, I'm starved. 746 00:42:46,698 --> 00:42:48,967 Yeah, I'll bet somebody else is starved too. 747 00:42:52,303 --> 00:42:55,674 Well, luckily we won't have to cook those chips. 748 00:42:55,774 --> 00:43:02,981 [laughs] Go on, Ernest. 749 00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:03,915 Go and get us some firewood. 750 00:43:04,015 --> 00:43:05,216 What are you waiting on? 751 00:43:05,316 --> 00:43:09,154 But first, Rene, I need some bug repellent spray. 752 00:43:12,523 --> 00:43:16,127 Oh, oh, oh, oh, ho! 753 00:43:16,227 --> 00:43:17,462 Ernest. 754 00:43:17,562 --> 00:43:20,732 And of course, I'll need my high tech tiger-proof vest; 755 00:43:20,832 --> 00:43:24,335 my NATO approved snake leggings, resistant even to the Arctic 756 00:43:24,435 --> 00:43:27,873 whistling snow viper; my nuclear, 757 00:43:27,973 --> 00:43:30,575 high-fidelity killer-bee repulser helmet; 758 00:43:30,676 --> 00:43:34,545 my state-of-the-art rhino wrestling gloves; 759 00:43:34,646 --> 00:43:38,917 my trusty chainsaw; and last but not least, some 760 00:43:39,017 --> 00:43:41,319 bananas to bribe the monkeys. 761 00:43:41,419 --> 00:43:46,925 It's always good, Rene, to have the monkeys on your side. 762 00:43:47,025 --> 00:43:50,528 All we need is some firewood. 763 00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:53,564 Stand back, local species. 764 00:43:53,665 --> 00:43:59,037 I'm coming for the wood. 765 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:02,974 [chainsaw and growling] 766 00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:11,516 Oh yeah? 767 00:44:11,616 --> 00:44:14,352 Well, I think you're just a whiny sore loser. 768 00:44:14,452 --> 00:44:15,520 You can keep the chainsaw. 769 00:44:19,390 --> 00:44:20,792 Where do you want the wood? 770 00:44:20,892 --> 00:44:23,829 Well, you're late. 771 00:44:23,929 --> 00:44:24,730 Sorry. 772 00:44:36,374 --> 00:44:39,144 Nice fire. 773 00:44:39,244 --> 00:44:43,081 [music playing] 774 00:44:50,588 --> 00:44:54,625 You idiots have lost both Ernest and the girl. 775 00:44:54,726 --> 00:44:57,428 Now, you've hunted leopard at night. 776 00:44:57,528 --> 00:45:00,398 This is a golf-cart, for Pete's sake. 777 00:45:00,498 --> 00:45:03,769 The leopard is more predictable. 778 00:45:03,869 --> 00:45:05,236 Now, get on with it! 779 00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:11,176 Ernest? 780 00:45:11,276 --> 00:45:12,077 Yeah. 781 00:45:14,379 --> 00:45:16,647 You were awfully brave out there today. 782 00:45:16,748 --> 00:45:18,016 Oh, shucks, that was nothing. 783 00:45:18,116 --> 00:45:20,585 I-- I always carry that kind of equipment in case anything 784 00:45:20,685 --> 00:45:22,520 like this ever happens. 785 00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:24,756 No, I don't mean the firewood. 786 00:45:24,856 --> 00:45:26,792 I mean when you saved me. 787 00:45:26,892 --> 00:45:29,027 You rescued me from Thompson's killers. 788 00:45:29,127 --> 00:45:31,296 I mean, you were just like that really handsome guy 789 00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:35,566 from those adventure movies, Illinois Smith. 790 00:45:35,666 --> 00:45:38,736 Yeah, like "Illinois Smith and the Curse of Hitler's Brain?" 791 00:45:38,837 --> 00:45:41,572 When the Nazis were hanging all over the truck, 792 00:45:41,672 --> 00:45:44,209 and Illinois Smith was driving on two wheels, 793 00:45:44,309 --> 00:45:45,877 and he had his Luger in his teeth? 794 00:45:45,977 --> 00:45:47,212 Ernest? 795 00:45:47,312 --> 00:45:50,115 Do you remember when he kissed the girl? 796 00:45:50,215 --> 00:45:51,016 Yeah. 797 00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:55,253 And then he pulls out his bullwhip, 798 00:45:55,353 --> 00:45:56,988 and he jams the handle in the gears, 799 00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:58,890 and they all flew off the truck? 800 00:45:58,990 --> 00:46:00,125 Was Illinois scared? 801 00:46:00,225 --> 00:46:01,893 Not at all. 802 00:46:01,993 --> 00:46:03,261 Not Illinois Smith. 803 00:46:03,361 --> 00:46:05,997 He just reared back and kicked it to the metal. 804 00:46:06,097 --> 00:46:06,865 Took it-- 805 00:46:06,965 --> 00:46:07,899 Goodnight, Ernest. 806 00:46:07,999 --> 00:46:09,935 Ah, good night. 807 00:46:10,035 --> 00:46:12,137 And that's when the propeller tore off the plane 808 00:46:12,237 --> 00:46:14,672 and slammed into the fuselage. 809 00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:16,541 Well, he wasn't scared, though. 810 00:46:16,641 --> 00:46:19,677 He never backed off an inch. 811 00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:22,313 Hey, remember when he was in the sacred temple? 812 00:46:22,413 --> 00:46:23,248 Remember that? - Yeah. 813 00:46:23,348 --> 00:46:24,482 Yeah. 814 00:46:24,582 --> 00:46:26,651 And-- And that big rock started rolling down on him. 815 00:46:26,751 --> 00:46:28,987 And the piggies were running after him 816 00:46:29,087 --> 00:46:32,523 and they were shooting-- 817 00:46:32,623 --> 00:46:35,961 [yawn] 818 00:46:36,061 --> 00:46:39,898 [music playing] 819 00:46:59,484 --> 00:47:02,587 I don't know about you, but I slept like a baby. 820 00:47:02,687 --> 00:47:05,857 You look like you slept like a paperclip. 821 00:47:05,957 --> 00:47:06,757 Ah! 822 00:47:11,296 --> 00:47:12,097 Ow. 823 00:47:12,197 --> 00:47:19,837 [elephant call] 824 00:47:19,938 --> 00:47:20,939 I'll drive. 825 00:47:21,039 --> 00:47:21,839 OK. 826 00:47:21,940 --> 00:47:23,341 I'll just go around that way. 827 00:47:23,441 --> 00:47:25,076 OK. 828 00:47:25,176 --> 00:47:28,513 [elephant grumbles] 829 00:47:28,613 --> 00:47:30,181 Maybe I'll just go around that way. 830 00:47:30,281 --> 00:47:31,082 Yeah, go around. OK. 831 00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:31,983 No problem. 832 00:47:37,956 --> 00:47:39,390 Why don't you come around this way? 833 00:47:39,490 --> 00:47:41,426 Yeah, come around this way. 834 00:47:41,526 --> 00:47:42,360 Okay. 835 00:47:42,460 --> 00:47:43,761 Excuse us. 836 00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:46,164 Pardon me. 837 00:47:46,264 --> 00:47:48,133 You know what, climb this way. 838 00:47:48,233 --> 00:47:49,100 Can you climb-- 839 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,001 I'll just-- 840 00:47:50,101 --> 00:47:50,969 All right, here. 841 00:47:51,069 --> 00:47:51,937 There we go. 842 00:47:52,037 --> 00:47:52,837 You're okay. 843 00:47:52,938 --> 00:47:53,804 Thank you. 844 00:47:53,905 --> 00:47:54,705 Oh, no problem. 845 00:47:54,805 --> 00:47:55,907 There we go. 846 00:47:56,007 --> 00:47:57,608 Good. 847 00:47:57,708 --> 00:47:58,509 Let's go. 848 00:47:58,609 --> 00:47:59,978 We're set. 849 00:48:00,078 --> 00:48:03,414 [elephant call] 850 00:48:03,514 --> 00:48:05,917 Not only were you unsuccessful, 851 00:48:06,017 --> 00:48:09,454 but I believe Thompson has doubled his price. 852 00:48:09,554 --> 00:48:12,323 Before you pass judgement on me, oh gracious one, 853 00:48:12,423 --> 00:48:15,426 allow me to inform you that the bird 854 00:48:15,526 --> 00:48:19,931 flies into the falcon's grip. 855 00:48:20,031 --> 00:48:22,133 Hmm. 856 00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:27,438 Then, we must sharpen and the falcon's talons, hmm? 857 00:48:32,677 --> 00:48:33,744 Very good, sir. 858 00:48:33,844 --> 00:48:39,550 Very, very, very, very good. 859 00:48:39,650 --> 00:48:40,952 Whoa! 860 00:48:41,052 --> 00:48:42,887 Whoa. 861 00:48:42,988 --> 00:48:44,122 We caught a little wind, there. 862 00:48:44,222 --> 00:48:45,723 Of course we caught a little wind, Ernest. 863 00:48:45,823 --> 00:48:48,359 We have a bush the size of Kansas on top of the cart. 864 00:48:48,459 --> 00:48:50,895 Yeah, it's a little trick I learned in Nam. 865 00:48:50,996 --> 00:48:52,797 It's called camouflage. 866 00:48:52,897 --> 00:48:54,199 So they won't see us. 867 00:48:54,299 --> 00:48:55,566 And why would they notice us? 868 00:48:55,666 --> 00:48:57,802 Two very white people in a bushy golf 869 00:48:57,902 --> 00:48:59,337 cart somewhere in the middle of Africa. 870 00:48:59,437 --> 00:49:00,238 It happens all the time. 871 00:49:00,338 --> 00:49:01,139 It does? 872 00:49:03,874 --> 00:49:06,111 Are you enjoying those leaves your eating? 873 00:49:06,211 --> 00:49:07,012 Mhm. 874 00:49:07,112 --> 00:49:08,646 It's a natural bush plant. 875 00:49:08,746 --> 00:49:09,981 Very nutritious. 876 00:49:10,081 --> 00:49:11,649 I learned about this in survival school. 877 00:49:11,749 --> 00:49:13,018 Oh. 878 00:49:13,118 --> 00:49:16,121 It's funny, I just never knew that poison ivy was edible. 879 00:49:16,221 --> 00:49:17,855 Poison ivy? 880 00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:21,259 Yeah, real tangy. 881 00:49:21,359 --> 00:49:22,760 Look, there's a giraffe over there. 882 00:49:22,860 --> 00:49:23,894 Oh, where? 883 00:49:23,995 --> 00:49:25,330 Right over there, next to that bush. 884 00:49:25,430 --> 00:49:27,632 Oh, I don't see it. 885 00:49:27,732 --> 00:49:28,833 Right there, right there! 886 00:49:31,369 --> 00:49:33,371 I don't see it. Oh, point it out. 887 00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:36,074 Yeah, it must have been a-- like a tall warthog. 888 00:49:36,174 --> 00:49:40,945 [laughs] 889 00:49:41,046 --> 00:49:44,315 [plane buzzing] 890 00:49:46,317 --> 00:49:47,685 I've just flown all over this continent 891 00:49:47,785 --> 00:49:49,520 and they're nowhere to be found. 892 00:49:49,620 --> 00:49:50,888 I'm running low on fuel. 893 00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:52,623 I don't care if you're gliding into the wall. 894 00:49:52,723 --> 00:49:54,692 Don't come back here without having pinpointed 895 00:49:54,792 --> 00:49:57,462 their exact location. 896 00:49:57,562 --> 00:49:58,929 Wait a minute. 897 00:49:59,030 --> 00:50:01,466 There's a [inaudible] bush moving down the road. 898 00:50:01,566 --> 00:50:02,400 What? 899 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:03,268 Let's go. 900 00:50:10,141 --> 00:50:12,877 I don't know about you, but that poison ivy kind of 901 00:50:12,977 --> 00:50:14,512 made me kind of thirsty. 902 00:50:14,612 --> 00:50:18,149 Yup, I'm kind of parched, myself. 903 00:50:18,249 --> 00:50:20,885 Good, see that shanty up ahead there? 904 00:50:20,985 --> 00:50:22,787 Those natives look friendly enough. 905 00:50:22,887 --> 00:50:25,356 And since I speak 19 Zulu dialects-- 906 00:50:25,456 --> 00:50:29,294 Ernest, where did you learn 19 Zulu dialects? 907 00:50:29,394 --> 00:50:30,961 I used to work in a record store. 908 00:50:34,432 --> 00:50:35,333 Just pull over here. 909 00:50:38,303 --> 00:50:41,539 Good, good. 910 00:50:41,639 --> 00:50:42,673 You wait here. 911 00:50:42,773 --> 00:50:44,542 You have to know how to talk to these people. 912 00:50:50,115 --> 00:50:52,217 Hey, homies, what's happening? 913 00:50:52,317 --> 00:50:53,418 What it is, bro? 914 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:12,537 [laughing] 915 00:51:15,473 --> 00:51:18,709 [mumbling] 916 00:51:18,809 --> 00:51:19,710 Oh, Ernest. 917 00:51:26,617 --> 00:51:28,986 Black suit, black tie, cheap shades? 918 00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:29,854 Bad guy. 919 00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:48,005 [squeals] My head. 920 00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:49,974 Ugh. 921 00:51:50,074 --> 00:51:53,878 I trust your trip to my palace was relaxing. 922 00:51:53,978 --> 00:51:56,147 Uh. 923 00:51:56,247 --> 00:51:58,449 I understand that you are somehow connected 924 00:51:58,549 --> 00:52:01,919 to the eyes of Egoli, but you have 925 00:52:02,019 --> 00:52:05,590 not been too generous with the information that you possess. 926 00:52:05,690 --> 00:52:08,659 I assure you, that by the time this evening is over, 927 00:52:08,759 --> 00:52:10,995 you will gladly cooperate. 928 00:52:11,095 --> 00:52:13,998 In fact, you might find cooperation 929 00:52:14,098 --> 00:52:15,733 extremely pleasurable. 930 00:52:19,837 --> 00:52:20,638 I don't feel so good. 931 00:52:26,177 --> 00:52:28,045 I really don't need this. 932 00:52:32,183 --> 00:52:32,983 Oh! 933 00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:36,454 Ugh. 934 00:52:39,524 --> 00:52:41,826 [non-english speech] 935 00:52:41,926 --> 00:52:43,294 Well, then the bank president says, 936 00:52:43,394 --> 00:52:46,297 it's a nick knack paddy Jack, give the frog a loan. 937 00:52:50,901 --> 00:52:55,005 Knick knack paddy Jack, give the frog a loan. 938 00:52:55,105 --> 00:52:59,610 Ah, say, did you see the girl with the glasses 939 00:52:59,710 --> 00:53:01,412 and the long skinny legs? 940 00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:03,548 Skinny legs, Kazim. 941 00:53:03,648 --> 00:53:04,449 Kazim? 942 00:53:08,319 --> 00:53:09,119 Which way? 943 00:53:09,220 --> 00:53:10,988 Kazim. 944 00:53:11,088 --> 00:53:11,922 Hmm, okay. 945 00:53:16,294 --> 00:53:17,695 It's a nick knack paddy Jack-- 946 00:53:17,795 --> 00:53:19,730 --give the frog a loan! 947 00:53:19,830 --> 00:53:20,698 Kazim, kazim. 948 00:53:20,798 --> 00:53:23,368 That oughta be easy enough to find. 949 00:53:23,468 --> 00:53:24,535 Come, ladies. 950 00:53:24,635 --> 00:53:25,703 WOMAN: Come on, girls! Up, up, up! 951 00:53:25,803 --> 00:53:27,004 The great Kazim bids your company. 952 00:53:29,774 --> 00:53:30,641 Oh! 953 00:53:30,741 --> 00:53:31,542 Ugh. 954 00:53:46,557 --> 00:53:47,358 Here's my chance. 955 00:53:51,896 --> 00:53:54,265 Ouch! 956 00:53:54,365 --> 00:53:56,734 Watch it, pal. 957 00:53:56,834 --> 00:53:59,904 I really think he's cute I'm just playing hard to get. 958 00:54:00,004 --> 00:54:03,841 [music playing] 959 00:54:13,351 --> 00:54:16,721 [bells] 960 00:54:49,086 --> 00:54:50,988 Kareem, you old dog. 961 00:54:51,088 --> 00:54:53,358 You never told me about this new member of our flock. 962 00:54:56,727 --> 00:55:00,665 I wanted to surprise you, anointed one. 963 00:55:19,249 --> 00:55:21,952 You, come sup with me. 964 00:55:22,052 --> 00:55:22,953 Me? 965 00:55:23,053 --> 00:55:27,057 [giggle] I am unworthy, swami sahib. 966 00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:30,495 Oh, don't be such a silly little girl. 967 00:55:30,595 --> 00:55:34,064 Come, share a bowl of the sea's bounty. 968 00:55:34,164 --> 00:55:37,034 It will heighten your senses this evening. 969 00:55:40,237 --> 00:55:45,743 [giggles] Sit here? 970 00:55:45,843 --> 00:55:48,679 Are you hungry, my little flower? 971 00:55:48,779 --> 00:55:49,580 Starved. 972 00:55:53,017 --> 00:55:59,390 Ah, the sweetest fruits for the sweetest flower. 973 00:56:03,394 --> 00:56:06,797 [gobbling noises] 974 00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:17,074 Some, uh, leg of turkey, perhaps? 975 00:56:21,979 --> 00:56:25,816 [gobbling noises] 976 00:56:34,859 --> 00:56:38,763 [burp] 977 00:56:38,863 --> 00:56:41,632 A good appetite is a sign of passion. 978 00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:44,735 That watermelon looks good. 979 00:56:44,835 --> 00:56:48,072 [gong] 980 00:56:48,172 --> 00:56:48,973 [slurping noises] 981 00:56:49,073 --> 00:56:49,874 Yes. 982 00:56:52,309 --> 00:56:54,278 Ooh. 983 00:56:54,378 --> 00:56:55,179 Oh. 984 00:57:03,821 --> 00:57:04,622 Ugh. 985 00:57:04,722 --> 00:57:08,058 How silly of me. 986 00:57:08,158 --> 00:57:09,259 Ho ho ho. 987 00:57:09,359 --> 00:57:13,998 Now, let's have a little look at that lovely face. 988 00:57:14,098 --> 00:57:14,965 No, no, no. 989 00:57:15,065 --> 00:57:15,866 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 990 00:57:15,966 --> 00:57:16,834 No, no, no. 991 00:57:16,934 --> 00:57:17,735 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 992 00:57:17,835 --> 00:57:18,803 No, no, no. 993 00:57:18,903 --> 00:57:19,704 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 994 00:57:23,173 --> 00:57:24,108 No! 995 00:57:24,208 --> 00:57:25,209 Oh, just one little peek. 996 00:57:25,309 --> 00:57:29,179 What secrets do you hide? 997 00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:38,689 [giggle] 998 00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:42,593 Oh, we have a frisky one, here. 999 00:57:42,693 --> 00:57:43,861 Just one little kiss. 1000 00:57:47,197 --> 00:57:47,998 Ah! 1001 00:57:48,098 --> 00:57:48,999 Ew. 1002 00:57:49,099 --> 00:57:50,000 Guard! 1003 00:57:50,100 --> 00:57:50,901 Guard! 1004 00:57:54,572 --> 00:57:57,942 [screaming] 1005 00:58:03,013 --> 00:58:04,414 Ernest! 1006 00:58:04,515 --> 00:58:06,483 Ernest! 1007 00:58:06,584 --> 00:58:07,384 Ah! 1008 00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:09,954 Knock it off! 1009 00:58:10,054 --> 00:58:10,855 Guards! 1010 00:58:10,955 --> 00:58:11,756 Guards! 1011 00:58:15,926 --> 00:58:18,529 - Look out for the elephant. - What elephant? 1012 00:58:18,629 --> 00:58:19,429 Oh, come on! 1013 00:58:19,530 --> 00:58:20,698 Oh-- 1014 00:58:20,798 --> 00:58:23,500 [non-english speech] --if the nick knack paddy Jack, 1015 00:58:23,601 --> 00:58:24,835 give the frog a loan 1016 00:58:24,935 --> 00:58:27,471 [non-english speech] --Ernest! 1017 00:58:27,572 --> 00:58:29,206 Kazim, skinny legs, Kazim! 1018 00:58:29,306 --> 00:58:36,814 [non-english speech] Kazim's got both of them. 1019 00:58:36,914 --> 00:58:39,283 Things are gonna get ugly. 1020 00:58:39,383 --> 00:58:40,184 Let's go. 1021 00:58:44,555 --> 00:58:45,890 [non-english speech] 1022 00:58:45,990 --> 00:58:47,524 Now that Prince wasn't so bad. 1023 00:58:47,625 --> 00:58:49,359 He had a nice smile. 1024 00:58:49,459 --> 00:58:50,795 The food was good. 1025 00:58:50,895 --> 00:58:52,897 Of course, the band could have used a little work. 1026 00:58:52,997 --> 00:58:54,464 Ernest, are you out of your mind? 1027 00:58:54,565 --> 00:58:57,034 That Prince would've killed you in a New York minute. 1028 00:58:57,134 --> 00:58:58,803 He's never even been to New York. 1029 00:58:58,903 --> 00:58:59,704 Well, 1030 00:58:59,804 --> 00:59:01,806 A Nairobi minute, whatever. 1031 00:59:01,906 --> 00:59:02,707 Hey, look! 1032 00:59:02,807 --> 00:59:03,708 Ernest, there's a truck. 1033 00:59:03,808 --> 00:59:04,642 Come on, let's hitch a ride. 1034 00:59:09,947 --> 00:59:13,017 Two harem girls in the middle of nowhere. 1035 00:59:13,117 --> 00:59:14,652 Must be my lucky day. 1036 00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:18,689 Hello! 1037 00:59:18,789 --> 00:59:21,191 Hello, girls. 1038 00:59:21,291 --> 00:59:23,928 How far are you going? 1039 00:59:24,028 --> 00:59:25,262 Johannesburg, please. 1040 00:59:25,362 --> 00:59:26,764 Well, I'm not going that far. 1041 00:59:26,864 --> 00:59:30,267 Oh, how far are you going? 1042 00:59:30,367 --> 00:59:31,168 My place. 1043 00:59:35,472 --> 00:59:36,841 What you do that for? 1044 00:59:36,941 --> 00:59:38,843 I don't know, I saw a girlfriend do it once. 1045 00:59:38,943 --> 00:59:41,445 Here, let's stick him in the back of the truck. 1046 00:59:41,545 --> 00:59:43,914 Buh-bye. 1047 00:59:44,014 --> 00:59:47,685 Rene, next time, try to knock out 1048 00:59:47,785 --> 00:59:51,221 a skinny ostrich farmer, OK? 1049 00:59:51,321 --> 00:59:54,692 [car engine] 1050 00:59:54,792 --> 00:59:58,663 [gun shots] 1051 01:00:00,264 --> 01:00:01,632 Ernest, you better hurry up. 1052 01:00:01,732 --> 01:00:08,072 It's Kazim-- I hope you're on Ernest, cause I'm outta here. 1053 01:00:12,142 --> 01:00:15,012 [gun shots] 1054 01:00:15,112 --> 01:00:17,014 Ernest, duck! 1055 01:00:17,114 --> 01:00:19,483 That's it. 1056 01:00:19,583 --> 01:00:20,985 This means war. 1057 01:00:32,496 --> 01:00:36,033 This should be the hail mary pass of the season. 1058 01:00:36,133 --> 01:00:38,002 He fades back, back. 1059 01:00:38,102 --> 01:00:38,969 He passes! 1060 01:00:39,069 --> 01:00:41,939 [whistle] 1061 01:00:42,039 --> 01:00:42,940 It's good! 1062 01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:49,346 I need more of something-- more leverage. 1063 01:00:49,446 --> 01:00:50,314 That's it. 1064 01:00:55,452 --> 01:00:56,253 Oh! 1065 01:01:01,759 --> 01:01:04,628 Ernest, look out! 1066 01:01:04,729 --> 01:01:06,463 You gotta couple of deadly 38's. 1067 01:01:06,563 --> 01:01:10,600 Well, I gotta couple a 40's. 1068 01:01:10,701 --> 01:01:14,004 [whistle] Yup! 1069 01:01:14,104 --> 01:01:14,972 Yeah! 1070 01:01:15,072 --> 01:01:16,006 Another one! 1071 01:01:16,106 --> 01:01:16,907 More ammo. 1072 01:01:20,878 --> 01:01:22,012 Never mind. 1073 01:01:22,112 --> 01:01:22,913 Ah! 1074 01:01:23,013 --> 01:01:26,884 Ernest, hit them, not me. 1075 01:01:26,984 --> 01:01:30,855 [gunshots] 1076 01:01:30,955 --> 01:01:35,292 [whistle] 1077 01:01:35,392 --> 01:01:37,762 All right, direct hit! 1078 01:01:37,862 --> 01:01:41,531 It lifts, it separates, it's a training bra barrage. 1079 01:01:45,102 --> 01:01:47,304 Ugh, these drive-by shootings are worse than LA. 1080 01:01:47,404 --> 01:01:50,407 Hey, fellas, how about a nice Egg McOstrich? 1081 01:01:50,507 --> 01:01:52,376 [whistle] 1082 01:01:52,476 --> 01:01:57,247 Whoa, these are gonna hurt. 1083 01:01:57,347 --> 01:02:00,684 [whistle] 1084 01:02:00,785 --> 01:02:02,186 How do you like them, fellas? 1085 01:02:02,286 --> 01:02:04,154 Sunny side up or scrambled? 1086 01:02:04,254 --> 01:02:07,124 [whistle] 1087 01:02:07,224 --> 01:02:09,593 Atta-boy, biggie! 1088 01:02:09,693 --> 01:02:13,397 [whistle] 1089 01:02:14,999 --> 01:02:15,800 Yes! 1090 01:02:19,236 --> 01:02:20,337 We got 'em! 1091 01:02:20,437 --> 01:02:22,539 Yes! 1092 01:02:22,639 --> 01:02:23,707 Good-bye, Charlie. 1093 01:02:26,510 --> 01:02:29,814 [music playing] 1094 01:02:31,882 --> 01:02:33,317 [non-english speech] I get my master-- 1095 01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:34,218 Oh! 1096 01:02:34,318 --> 01:02:37,621 Good, gracious. 1097 01:02:37,721 --> 01:02:39,023 Excuse me, I think you'll be needing 1098 01:02:39,123 --> 01:02:40,590 some permission to go in there. 1099 01:02:40,690 --> 01:02:43,327 Mr. Thompson. 1100 01:02:43,427 --> 01:02:45,529 We're so happy to see you again, Mr. Thompson. 1101 01:02:45,629 --> 01:02:46,997 Where's Kazim? 1102 01:02:47,097 --> 01:02:48,799 He's tending to some personal business 1103 01:02:48,899 --> 01:02:50,067 and can't be undisturbed. 1104 01:02:50,167 --> 01:02:53,203 Bazoo, twist this man's head till it comes off. 1105 01:02:53,303 --> 01:02:55,139 But, no business is so important 1106 01:02:55,239 --> 01:02:58,642 that it can't be disturbed for Kazim's friend Mr Thompson. 1107 01:02:58,742 --> 01:03:00,811 But I must warn you, he's with Dorothy. 1108 01:03:00,911 --> 01:03:03,280 Dorothy, huh? 1109 01:03:03,380 --> 01:03:05,482 He must be having some real fun. 1110 01:03:05,582 --> 01:03:06,984 She is his favorite. 1111 01:03:11,455 --> 01:03:14,258 Oh, my darling Dorothy. 1112 01:03:14,358 --> 01:03:18,628 I am the luckiest man in the world. 1113 01:03:18,728 --> 01:03:21,365 No, no, have mercy great one. 1114 01:03:21,465 --> 01:03:23,433 Please, I don't want to die. 1115 01:03:23,533 --> 01:03:25,135 They were too fast for us. 1116 01:03:25,235 --> 01:03:27,171 Have mercy, I beg of you! 1117 01:03:27,271 --> 01:03:29,539 Where is my Darling, Dorothy? 1118 01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:31,575 Oh, there she is. 1119 01:03:31,675 --> 01:03:36,080 Oh, come my sweet little dumpling. 1120 01:03:36,180 --> 01:03:39,783 Now, let's watch Dorothy play the soccer, huh? 1121 01:03:39,884 --> 01:03:41,919 Oh, come, my little Dove. 1122 01:03:42,019 --> 01:03:43,087 Oh! No! 1123 01:03:43,187 --> 01:03:44,188 No, don't! 1124 01:03:44,288 --> 01:03:48,325 Come, come, my sweet little pumpkin pie. 1125 01:03:48,425 --> 01:03:49,793 Aah! 1126 01:03:49,894 --> 01:03:52,262 [sound of heads rolling] 1127 01:03:55,832 --> 01:03:58,002 I see they lost them. 1128 01:03:58,102 --> 01:03:59,970 I seldom tolerate failure. 1129 01:04:00,070 --> 01:04:02,206 Well, failure can be quite embarrassing. 1130 01:04:02,306 --> 01:04:05,275 I stole the eyes, you had them stolen from me, 1131 01:04:05,375 --> 01:04:07,544 Mr. Rabaz stole them from you, Ernest and the girl 1132 01:04:07,644 --> 01:04:10,814 stole the eyes from Mr. Rabaz, and now you have nothing. 1133 01:04:10,915 --> 01:04:13,951 Perhaps you should dance with Dorothy. 1134 01:04:14,051 --> 01:04:16,987 I, uh, believe your price has doubled. 1135 01:04:17,087 --> 01:04:20,390 When I get unwanted help, I get expensive. 1136 01:04:20,490 --> 01:04:23,827 Very well, Mr. Thompson, no help. 1137 01:04:23,928 --> 01:04:28,198 But I warn you, failure will result in dire consequences. 1138 01:04:28,298 --> 01:04:30,000 I won't fail. 1139 01:04:30,100 --> 01:04:32,436 This has become personal. 1140 01:04:32,536 --> 01:04:33,670 Now where are they? 1141 01:04:33,770 --> 01:04:40,310 They were last seen heading north toward the border. 1142 01:04:40,410 --> 01:04:42,212 The forbidden border. 1143 01:04:42,312 --> 01:04:45,049 Very well. 1144 01:04:45,149 --> 01:04:46,116 Oh! 1145 01:04:46,216 --> 01:04:47,017 Dorothy! 1146 01:05:05,970 --> 01:05:09,906 Well, looks like we hoof it from here. 1147 01:05:10,007 --> 01:05:13,077 Well, these should be a little bit more comfortable 1148 01:05:13,177 --> 01:05:16,080 than those gold lame heels. 1149 01:05:16,180 --> 01:05:18,815 Thanks, so fashionable. 1150 01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:20,050 Ernest? 1151 01:05:20,150 --> 01:05:21,185 Yeah? 1152 01:05:21,285 --> 01:05:23,187 There's something I'm just dying to tell you. 1153 01:05:23,287 --> 01:05:24,088 Yes? 1154 01:05:24,188 --> 01:05:25,589 It's about your eyes. 1155 01:05:25,689 --> 01:05:26,590 Yes? 1156 01:05:26,690 --> 01:05:28,592 These things are driving me crazy. 1157 01:05:28,692 --> 01:05:29,926 Ahh! Ah! 1158 01:05:30,027 --> 01:05:30,827 Ah! 1159 01:05:33,797 --> 01:05:36,466 I've been thrust into eternal darkness! 1160 01:05:42,072 --> 01:05:43,473 Which way is America? 1161 01:05:43,573 --> 01:05:44,874 West. 1162 01:05:44,975 --> 01:05:47,711 But I don't think I can make it, Ernest, these boots are awful. 1163 01:05:47,811 --> 01:05:50,014 Well, you know what they say, Rene, 1164 01:05:50,114 --> 01:05:53,984 the journey of 1,000 miles begins with but a single step. 1165 01:05:54,084 --> 01:05:55,385 Believe me, Ernest, I walked 1,000 1166 01:05:55,485 --> 01:06:00,290 miles across that restaurant, but I had practical shoes on. 1167 01:06:00,390 --> 01:06:03,727 Well, survival training dictates that we always 1168 01:06:03,827 --> 01:06:06,430 keep our boats pulled up tight. 1169 01:06:06,530 --> 01:06:07,764 Ah, it doesn't matter anyway. 1170 01:06:07,864 --> 01:06:09,799 We're gonna be dead before we reach those hills. 1171 01:06:09,899 --> 01:06:11,201 Well, 1172 01:06:11,301 --> 01:06:15,872 Maybe not dead, but bleeding profusely from poisonous thorns 1173 01:06:15,972 --> 01:06:19,576 and maybe convulsing with malaria fever. 1174 01:06:19,676 --> 01:06:21,111 That makes me feel better. 1175 01:06:21,211 --> 01:06:22,546 Good. 1176 01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:24,481 It's always good to keep you morale up. 1177 01:06:24,581 --> 01:06:25,382 Ow! 1178 01:06:29,119 --> 01:06:33,990 They were here, but now they're gone. 1179 01:06:34,091 --> 01:06:36,693 Well, they never cross the escarpment alive. 1180 01:06:36,793 --> 01:06:38,828 We'll have to catch them before the hyenas swallow 1181 01:06:38,928 --> 01:06:40,630 the eyes of Egoli whilst it's chewing 1182 01:06:40,730 --> 01:06:42,299 on their decaying bodies. 1183 01:06:42,399 --> 01:06:43,433 [laughs] 1184 01:06:43,533 --> 01:06:45,735 What are you laughing at? 1185 01:06:45,835 --> 01:06:47,504 You should be visiting Dorothy. 1186 01:06:47,604 --> 01:06:48,405 Let's go. 1187 01:07:01,185 --> 01:07:02,352 What are you doing? 1188 01:07:02,452 --> 01:07:04,221 I'm communing with nature. 1189 01:07:04,321 --> 01:07:05,322 Communing with nature? 1190 01:07:05,422 --> 01:07:06,823 Ernest, let's get going. 1191 01:07:06,923 --> 01:07:11,128 When one is with nature, one is at one with nature. 1192 01:07:11,228 --> 01:07:13,263 Are you trying to be philosophical? 1193 01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:15,465 The masses have always had to rise 1194 01:07:15,565 --> 01:07:16,766 up against the opposition-- 1195 01:07:16,866 --> 01:07:17,667 RENE: I'm leaving, Ernest! 1196 01:07:17,767 --> 01:07:18,802 OK, gosh. 1197 01:07:29,279 --> 01:07:32,382 There are no punishments or rewards in nature, Rene. 1198 01:07:32,482 --> 01:07:34,118 Just consequences. 1199 01:07:34,218 --> 01:07:37,521 Yeah, I know, consequences. 1200 01:07:37,621 --> 01:07:41,625 Well, hey, I was just trying to make the best of things. 1201 01:07:41,725 --> 01:07:42,526 Shoe's untied. 1202 01:07:42,626 --> 01:07:43,827 - What? - Gotcha. 1203 01:07:43,927 --> 01:07:44,728 Oh! 1204 01:07:44,828 --> 01:07:48,898 [laughs] Sorry. 1205 01:07:51,668 --> 01:07:53,503 How much further is it? 1206 01:07:53,603 --> 01:07:54,871 RENE: I have no idea, Ernest. 1207 01:07:54,971 --> 01:07:56,706 Africa is a big continent. 1208 01:07:56,806 --> 01:07:58,875 ERNEST: I just don't see how we're going to make it. 1209 01:07:58,975 --> 01:08:00,710 RENE: Through sheer will and determination. 1210 01:08:00,810 --> 01:08:03,313 ERNEST: But I'm hot. 1211 01:08:03,413 --> 01:08:06,116 RENE: Yes, Ernest, I'm hot too. 1212 01:08:06,216 --> 01:08:07,751 But I've decided to be optimistic about this 1213 01:08:07,851 --> 01:08:10,354 and take a positive attitude. 1214 01:08:10,454 --> 01:08:13,290 For example, you and I are getting to know each other very 1215 01:08:13,390 --> 01:08:16,460 well, my calves are firming up nicely, 1216 01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:19,696 and I've discovered that once you understand wildlife, 1217 01:08:19,796 --> 01:08:22,432 there's nothing to be afraid of. 1218 01:08:22,532 --> 01:08:24,368 ERNEST: What's that big crawly thing on your back? 1219 01:08:24,468 --> 01:08:25,369 RENE: Huh? 1220 01:08:25,469 --> 01:08:27,771 Oh, that's a big ugly bug, get it off! 1221 01:08:27,871 --> 01:08:28,905 ERNEST: I don't want to touch it-- 1222 01:08:29,005 --> 01:08:29,806 RENE: Get it off! ERNEST: No! 1223 01:08:29,906 --> 01:08:30,340 [rene screaming] No! 1224 01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:31,275 No! 1225 01:08:31,375 --> 01:08:33,109 Don't-- I don't want to touch it. 1226 01:08:33,210 --> 01:08:35,679 No, no, don't get it-- it'll jump off on me. 1227 01:08:35,779 --> 01:08:36,580 No. 1228 01:08:42,152 --> 01:08:44,188 Ernest, you know, if we don't make it, 1229 01:08:44,288 --> 01:08:46,323 I just want you to know how much I-- 1230 01:08:46,423 --> 01:08:47,724 well, how proud I am of you. 1231 01:08:47,824 --> 01:08:50,960 I mean, that was really brave, you sneaking into that harem. 1232 01:08:51,060 --> 01:08:52,196 Oh, it was nothing, really. 1233 01:08:52,296 --> 01:08:56,400 It was just a big room full of half dressed women. 1234 01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:58,535 I know I've been somewhat of a snob in the past, 1235 01:08:58,635 --> 01:09:00,937 you know, wanting things that could never be better. 1236 01:09:01,037 --> 01:09:03,440 But these last few days have really made me think. 1237 01:09:06,676 --> 01:09:07,477 She's coming around. 1238 01:09:12,949 --> 01:09:15,785 I mean, you gotta admire those pioneer women on the Oregon 1239 01:09:15,885 --> 01:09:18,522 Trail for stamina alone. 1240 01:09:18,622 --> 01:09:21,958 Oh, I'll tell you Ernest, when I get back-- 1241 01:09:22,058 --> 01:09:24,761 if I get back, things are going to change. 1242 01:09:24,861 --> 01:09:29,833 I mean, this experience has really opened my eyes. 1243 01:09:29,933 --> 01:09:34,671 Opened up your eyes to the old Worrel charm, baby. 1244 01:09:34,771 --> 01:09:37,006 Oh, Ernest. 1245 01:09:37,106 --> 01:09:38,007 Yes, baby? 1246 01:09:38,107 --> 01:09:39,209 We can't do this. 1247 01:09:39,309 --> 01:09:40,176 Yes, we can. 1248 01:09:40,277 --> 01:09:41,578 No, it's the end. 1249 01:09:41,678 --> 01:09:42,479 Already? 1250 01:09:42,579 --> 01:09:44,981 Look, it's over. 1251 01:09:45,081 --> 01:09:46,616 Over there! 1252 01:09:46,716 --> 01:09:48,685 We can't get across that river. 1253 01:09:48,785 --> 01:09:52,155 Oh, gosh, not another river. 1254 01:09:52,256 --> 01:09:57,227 I'm tired, I'm thirsty, my feet are killing me, 1255 01:09:57,327 --> 01:10:00,264 we've got more of these prickly things to deal with-- 1256 01:10:00,364 --> 01:10:01,631 Oh, Ernest, quit your whining. 1257 01:10:01,731 --> 01:10:03,833 I'm trying to assess with the situation, here. 1258 01:10:03,933 --> 01:10:07,637 My underwear is sticking, my legs itch right here from gosh 1259 01:10:07,737 --> 01:10:10,374 knows what, I've got a big mosquito bite right on my-- 1260 01:10:10,474 --> 01:10:11,275 Good! 1261 01:10:11,375 --> 01:10:12,242 Good? 1262 01:10:12,342 --> 01:10:14,344 Yes, that's it! 1263 01:10:14,444 --> 01:10:15,245 What's it? 1264 01:10:15,345 --> 01:10:16,346 Legs. 1265 01:10:16,446 --> 01:10:17,814 Yeah, they itch right here. 1266 01:10:17,914 --> 01:10:19,516 No, no, my legs. 1267 01:10:19,616 --> 01:10:20,417 What, 1268 01:10:20,517 --> 01:10:22,118 You scratch your own legs? 1269 01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:24,220 I just gotta take off my pants. 1270 01:10:24,321 --> 01:10:26,956 Ugh, have you no shame, woman? 1271 01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:29,793 After all, this is not a seventh grade gym class. 1272 01:10:32,629 --> 01:10:36,199 Well, this is what happens when a 90s woman falls for you. 1273 01:10:36,300 --> 01:10:38,201 Maybe I'm just an old fashioned kind of guy, 1274 01:10:38,302 --> 01:10:43,039 but I guess you're just a victim of the old Worrel charm. 1275 01:10:43,139 --> 01:10:44,308 Here, blow these up. 1276 01:10:44,408 --> 01:10:45,442 Blow them up? 1277 01:10:45,542 --> 01:10:46,343 Yeah, blow up my pants. 1278 01:10:46,443 --> 01:10:47,977 You mean, put air in them? 1279 01:10:48,077 --> 01:10:49,679 Well, it's not like you're in short supply. 1280 01:10:49,779 --> 01:10:50,580 Blow. 1281 01:10:53,617 --> 01:10:56,386 Oh, yeah, this is going to work. 1282 01:11:00,957 --> 01:11:05,295 [music playing] 1283 01:11:07,364 --> 01:11:10,099 OK, it's your turn now. 1284 01:11:10,199 --> 01:11:11,635 Oh, not again. 1285 01:11:11,735 --> 01:11:12,736 I'm tired. 1286 01:11:12,836 --> 01:11:13,603 Oh, please, Ernest. 1287 01:11:13,703 --> 01:11:15,004 Finish blowing this thing up. 1288 01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:18,074 Look, our only way out of here is to use my pants as a float 1289 01:11:18,174 --> 01:11:20,043 and ride us down the river. 1290 01:11:20,143 --> 01:11:22,245 Ride down the river? 1291 01:11:22,346 --> 01:11:27,150 The river, Rene, is full of African blood-sucking vampire 1292 01:11:27,250 --> 01:11:28,217 fish. 1293 01:11:28,318 --> 01:11:31,455 The kind of fish, Rene, that can reduce 1294 01:11:31,555 --> 01:11:34,090 an entire herd of buffalo to skeletons 1295 01:11:34,190 --> 01:11:36,025 in a matter of moments, Rene. 1296 01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:36,993 A 1297 01:11:37,093 --> 01:11:40,229 Vampire fish, Ernest, are not African. 1298 01:11:40,330 --> 01:11:42,566 They are Australian, Ernest. 1299 01:11:42,666 --> 01:11:43,533 I saw it on cable. 1300 01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:45,335 Now, finish blowing this thing up. 1301 01:11:45,435 --> 01:11:47,371 OK, give it here. 1302 01:11:47,471 --> 01:11:51,240 [explosion] 1303 01:11:57,881 --> 01:11:58,682 Oh. 1304 01:12:09,192 --> 01:12:11,595 That clump of trees is the only place they could be. 1305 01:12:14,898 --> 01:12:16,400 Come on, Renee. 1306 01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:18,668 Walking down this river is not going to get us anywhere 1307 01:12:18,768 --> 01:12:20,303 but further down this river. 1308 01:12:20,404 --> 01:12:22,872 We've got to find a way to get across. 1309 01:12:22,972 --> 01:12:25,008 Well, maybe we should get somebody to carry us across, 1310 01:12:25,108 --> 01:12:27,143 like a ferry. 1311 01:12:27,243 --> 01:12:28,678 I think we have. 1312 01:12:28,778 --> 01:12:30,980 But they don't look like fairies. 1313 01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:31,881 Uh oh. 1314 01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:38,688 Ernest. 1315 01:12:38,788 --> 01:12:39,789 Not to worry, Rene. 1316 01:12:39,889 --> 01:12:41,024 I know this tribe. 1317 01:12:41,124 --> 01:12:42,225 They're friendly. 1318 01:12:42,325 --> 01:12:43,126 Hey! 1319 01:12:43,226 --> 01:12:45,128 How y'all doing? 1320 01:12:45,228 --> 01:12:47,497 Ernest, [squeaks] 1321 01:12:47,597 --> 01:12:48,398 RENE: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1322 01:12:48,498 --> 01:12:49,766 I see what you mean. 1323 01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:51,735 Real friendly fairies. 1324 01:12:51,835 --> 01:12:56,706 ERNEST: Well, at least we didn't have to walk, Ms. Ungrateful. 1325 01:12:56,806 --> 01:13:01,044 [africans chanting] 1326 01:13:01,144 --> 01:13:02,446 RENE: See, all I'm saying is, if you 1327 01:13:02,546 --> 01:13:06,115 didn't stamp so hard with your feet, it might be a comfy ride. 1328 01:13:06,215 --> 01:13:07,984 Oh, [inaudible]. 1329 01:13:08,084 --> 01:13:09,886 ERNEST: Gosh, I wish this song had some different lyrics. 1330 01:13:26,736 --> 01:13:37,346 [non-english speech] 1331 01:13:37,447 --> 01:13:38,548 What's he saying? 1332 01:13:38,648 --> 01:13:40,149 [non-english speech] 1333 01:13:40,249 --> 01:13:44,754 [laughter] 1334 01:13:44,854 --> 01:13:48,858 [non-english speech] 1335 01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:50,660 See, I told you. 1336 01:13:58,768 --> 01:14:01,070 Would you look at this? 1337 01:14:01,170 --> 01:14:04,541 One never uses oregano in a soup with basil. 1338 01:14:04,641 --> 01:14:08,177 No wonder they call them the lost tribe. 1339 01:14:08,277 --> 01:14:09,078 Ah! 1340 01:14:09,178 --> 01:14:11,180 Ernest, what are they doing? 1341 01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:13,016 They're giving us a massage. 1342 01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:16,019 You know, I think they're tenderizing. 1343 01:14:16,119 --> 01:14:19,455 Watch it, fella, these are pre-washed jeans. 1344 01:14:19,556 --> 01:14:20,423 Ouch! 1345 01:14:20,524 --> 01:14:23,192 [laughter] 1346 01:14:23,292 --> 01:14:27,030 You know hard it is to get spear holes out of pre-washed jeans? 1347 01:14:27,130 --> 01:14:29,098 Ernest, they're gonna eat us. 1348 01:14:29,198 --> 01:14:33,570 Yeah, well, wait till they get a load of that poison ivy. 1349 01:14:33,670 --> 01:14:36,339 [non-english speech] 1350 01:14:36,439 --> 01:14:38,942 Oh, I think he wants you to empty your pockets. 1351 01:14:39,042 --> 01:14:41,310 Yeah, I wouldn't want him to break a cap on anything hard. 1352 01:14:58,394 --> 01:14:59,195 Goodbye little, yo-yo. 1353 01:15:03,032 --> 01:15:04,200 CROWD: Ooh. 1354 01:15:04,300 --> 01:15:05,368 Ho! 1355 01:15:05,468 --> 01:15:06,269 CROWD: Ooh. 1356 01:15:10,239 --> 01:15:11,474 Ah. 1357 01:15:11,575 --> 01:15:14,143 Oh, you like that, huh? 1358 01:15:14,243 --> 01:15:15,144 CROWD: Ya. 1359 01:15:15,244 --> 01:15:17,480 Well, what do you think about this? 1360 01:15:17,581 --> 01:15:19,916 Whoa! 1361 01:15:20,016 --> 01:15:20,884 Hit it, Wally. 1362 01:15:20,984 --> 01:15:22,018 [renee imitates band] 1363 01:15:22,118 --> 01:15:24,187 Hey, you people having a good time out there? 1364 01:15:24,287 --> 01:15:27,256 Well, let's give it up, come on! 1365 01:15:27,356 --> 01:15:28,157 Where are you folks from? 1366 01:15:28,257 --> 01:15:29,826 CROWD: Yeah! 1367 01:15:29,926 --> 01:15:31,761 Yeah, that's my kinda town. 1368 01:15:31,861 --> 01:15:34,463 I bet you're enjoying this show, aren't ya? 1369 01:15:34,564 --> 01:15:37,901 Yeah, and we're having a ball doing it for you. 1370 01:15:38,001 --> 01:15:40,136 Hey, Wally, don't I always say that the Sinkatutu 1371 01:15:40,236 --> 01:15:44,440 are the very best crowd we have on this whole circuit? 1372 01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:46,910 Come on, folks, let's give it up for Wally and the Cruisers! 1373 01:15:47,010 --> 01:15:47,911 Let's give it up for the band. 1374 01:15:48,011 --> 01:15:49,879 Take a little bow, Wally. 1375 01:15:49,979 --> 01:15:53,349 And remember, folks, your waiter works on tips. 1376 01:15:53,449 --> 01:15:54,851 So good night, and drive safely. 1377 01:15:54,951 --> 01:15:58,354 Wally, take them on out. 1378 01:15:58,454 --> 01:16:00,023 There's no way they could've made it across. 1379 01:16:00,123 --> 01:16:01,625 They had to go through the Katanga Pass. 1380 01:16:04,661 --> 01:16:06,295 This is Sinkatutu land. 1381 01:16:06,395 --> 01:16:07,897 They're dead anyway. 1382 01:16:07,997 --> 01:16:09,298 Let's go back. 1383 01:16:09,398 --> 01:16:12,802 You, pathetic sniveling cowards. 1384 01:16:12,902 --> 01:16:14,738 I'm not a coward. 1385 01:16:14,838 --> 01:16:16,139 Sinkatutu land is forbidden. 1386 01:16:16,239 --> 01:16:18,642 Those that have entered this land have never come back. 1387 01:16:18,742 --> 01:16:20,009 I should have dumped you both when 1388 01:16:20,109 --> 01:16:22,846 you lost them the first time. 1389 01:16:22,946 --> 01:16:24,648 Now, get out of my sight. 1390 01:16:40,296 --> 01:16:43,199 Well, Rene, you can't say I don't treat you like a Queen. 1391 01:16:43,299 --> 01:16:45,568 The [inaudible] magic is great. 1392 01:16:45,669 --> 01:16:48,872 Any wish you desire is our command. 1393 01:16:48,972 --> 01:16:50,640 How about a one-way ticket to Cleveland? 1394 01:16:50,740 --> 01:16:51,540 Cleveland? 1395 01:16:51,641 --> 01:16:54,277 WOMEN: Ah, Cleveland! 1396 01:16:54,377 --> 01:16:57,613 Cleveland. 1397 01:16:57,714 --> 01:17:02,385 Um, say, chief, aren't you also a high priest 1398 01:17:02,485 --> 01:17:03,720 or something like that? 1399 01:17:03,820 --> 01:17:06,322 Yeah, boo, high priest. 1400 01:17:06,422 --> 01:17:10,093 So, uh, how about you, uh, marrying me 1401 01:17:10,193 --> 01:17:12,361 and me and the little lady here. 1402 01:17:12,461 --> 01:17:15,131 Ernest, you haven't exactly talked to me about this. 1403 01:17:15,231 --> 01:17:16,866 Look, just play along. 1404 01:17:16,966 --> 01:17:19,102 This is part of my master escape plan. 1405 01:17:19,202 --> 01:17:20,369 What, master escape plan? 1406 01:17:20,469 --> 01:17:22,271 We don't need a master escape plan. 1407 01:17:22,371 --> 01:17:23,539 We're in charge here. 1408 01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:24,841 [non-english speech] 1409 01:17:24,941 --> 01:17:27,043 I just don't see why we have to have a marriage. 1410 01:17:27,143 --> 01:17:28,444 Just play along, it's safer. 1411 01:17:28,544 --> 01:17:29,545 Ernest! 1412 01:17:29,645 --> 01:17:31,480 Excuse me, I-- I haven't agreed to anything! 1413 01:17:31,580 --> 01:17:34,483 Ladies I bet the men in your tribe don't make it this way. 1414 01:17:34,583 --> 01:17:36,085 The nerve of that man 1415 01:17:36,185 --> 01:17:38,521 So, uh, we're going to have like a bachelor party? 1416 01:17:38,621 --> 01:17:41,958 Sit around, belch out loud, talk about guy stuff? 1417 01:17:42,058 --> 01:17:42,959 No. 1418 01:17:43,059 --> 01:17:47,764 Fertility rights. 1419 01:17:47,864 --> 01:17:51,234 Oh, no, uh, I already had that operation a long time ago 1420 01:17:51,334 --> 01:17:52,668 when I was real little. 1421 01:17:52,769 --> 01:17:56,205 - Think of it as a booster. - A booster. 1422 01:17:56,305 --> 01:17:58,708 Oh. 1423 01:17:58,808 --> 01:18:01,577 [non-english speech] 1424 01:18:01,677 --> 01:18:06,482 Boy, am I ever glad to see you. 1425 01:18:06,582 --> 01:18:07,784 [non-english speech] 1426 01:18:07,884 --> 01:18:09,152 [non-english speech] 1427 01:18:09,252 --> 01:18:11,721 This man is a thief of the Sinkatutu. 1428 01:18:11,821 --> 01:18:12,956 [non-english speech] 1429 01:18:13,056 --> 01:18:16,492 There are two men who stole the eyes of the Egoli. 1430 01:18:16,592 --> 01:18:22,031 The one man, he flew away in the white bird. 1431 01:18:22,131 --> 01:18:25,234 And the other one, you caught. 1432 01:18:25,334 --> 01:18:27,636 Oh, ho. 1433 01:18:27,737 --> 01:18:30,473 This man flies the white bird. 1434 01:18:30,573 --> 01:18:32,508 Wait a minute, I didn't steal the eyes 1435 01:18:32,608 --> 01:18:34,944 of Egoli or anything else. 1436 01:18:35,044 --> 01:18:40,817 [non-english speech] I call for the battle of truth. 1437 01:18:40,917 --> 01:18:42,118 [non-english speech] 1438 01:18:42,218 --> 01:18:44,153 Battle of truth? 1439 01:18:44,253 --> 01:18:47,090 On second thought, maybe I'd just rather have the booster. 1440 01:18:53,696 --> 01:18:58,067 [crowd cheering] 1441 01:19:16,652 --> 01:19:17,453 RENE: Oh, yay! 1442 01:19:17,553 --> 01:19:18,922 Yay, Ernest Go, Ernest! 1443 01:19:47,851 --> 01:19:48,751 Hmm. 1444 01:19:48,852 --> 01:19:50,353 Not bad. 1445 01:19:50,453 --> 01:19:51,254 Hmm. 1446 01:19:51,354 --> 01:19:52,155 Yeah. 1447 01:20:05,268 --> 01:20:09,105 Ernest, will you hurry up, please. 1448 01:20:09,205 --> 01:20:12,675 Anything worth doing, Rene, is worth doing right. 1449 01:20:21,617 --> 01:20:26,956 Well, at least I have time on my side. 1450 01:20:27,056 --> 01:20:27,857 [laughs] 1451 01:20:27,957 --> 01:20:29,625 Ernest, get me outta here! 1452 01:20:29,725 --> 01:20:31,895 [non-english speech] 1453 01:20:31,995 --> 01:20:33,162 Ernest! 1454 01:20:33,262 --> 01:20:35,999 Don't worry, Rene, I have everything under control. 1455 01:20:36,099 --> 01:20:40,303 It has begun, the battle of truth. 1456 01:20:40,403 --> 01:20:42,939 Beat the clock. 1457 01:20:43,039 --> 01:20:44,840 No, you, idiot! 1458 01:20:44,941 --> 01:20:47,676 Hammer on him, not the clock! 1459 01:20:47,776 --> 01:20:49,979 I was just following instructions, Rene. 1460 01:20:50,079 --> 01:20:53,282 She's never satisfied. 1461 01:20:59,923 --> 01:21:00,723 Ernest! 1462 01:21:04,793 --> 01:21:06,195 Ernest, watch out! 1463 01:21:10,766 --> 01:21:12,668 [non-english speech] 1464 01:21:12,768 --> 01:21:15,138 Missed me, missed me, la la la la la la la. 1465 01:21:29,152 --> 01:21:32,621 Ernest, look out, he's got one of those axe things! 1466 01:21:32,721 --> 01:21:33,522 Ah! 1467 01:21:38,394 --> 01:21:40,796 Missed me, again. 1468 01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:43,532 Give me the eyes of Egoli, or I'll cut you in half. 1469 01:21:54,777 --> 01:21:56,879 Nice shot, dip wad! 1470 01:21:59,215 --> 01:22:00,016 RENE: Ernest. 1471 01:22:00,116 --> 01:22:01,517 Ernest! 1472 01:22:01,617 --> 01:22:02,986 Where are you? 1473 01:22:06,555 --> 01:22:07,957 You wanna hold Teddy? 1474 01:22:17,466 --> 01:22:21,337 [crowd cheering] 1475 01:22:24,907 --> 01:22:27,376 [renee screaming] 1476 01:22:27,476 --> 01:22:28,277 Ernest. 1477 01:22:28,377 --> 01:22:30,779 Ernest, Ernest, watch out! 1478 01:22:30,879 --> 01:22:31,747 Pay attention! 1479 01:22:34,850 --> 01:22:36,819 Oh! 1480 01:22:36,919 --> 01:22:37,720 Whoa! 1481 01:22:44,260 --> 01:22:45,161 Oh, oh, oh. 1482 01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:50,599 RENE: Keep going. 1483 01:22:50,699 --> 01:22:51,600 Keep going! 1484 01:22:57,240 --> 01:22:58,041 Aah. 1485 01:23:03,646 --> 01:23:05,581 [laughs] You're stuck. 1486 01:23:19,995 --> 01:23:21,297 Now you die, Agent 32. 1487 01:23:32,175 --> 01:23:33,542 RENE: Oh, no! 1488 01:23:33,642 --> 01:23:35,444 Oh, Ernest. 1489 01:23:35,544 --> 01:23:36,912 Ernest, get me out of here! 1490 01:23:37,012 --> 01:23:37,880 Turn around. 1491 01:23:37,980 --> 01:23:39,815 Come on, man! 1492 01:23:39,915 --> 01:23:43,219 Don't give up! 1493 01:23:43,319 --> 01:23:46,655 That's it! 1494 01:23:46,755 --> 01:23:49,792 You've cost me a fortune. 1495 01:23:49,892 --> 01:23:51,294 Now, give me what is mine! 1496 01:23:51,394 --> 01:23:53,096 I don't have anything that belongs to you. 1497 01:23:53,196 --> 01:23:56,399 Ernest, your yo-yo! 1498 01:23:56,499 --> 01:23:58,334 At-ta boy! 1499 01:23:58,434 --> 01:24:00,303 Give it to him! 1500 01:24:00,403 --> 01:24:02,305 Yes! 1501 01:24:02,405 --> 01:24:04,273 Yeah! 1502 01:24:04,373 --> 01:24:06,275 And now for the famous around the world. 1503 01:24:09,278 --> 01:24:10,179 RENE: Ah, yes! 1504 01:24:10,279 --> 01:24:11,046 Ha ha! 1505 01:24:18,954 --> 01:24:22,725 [non-english speech] 1506 01:24:22,825 --> 01:24:26,629 [crowd cheering] 1507 01:24:26,729 --> 01:24:29,132 I guess that was worth the price of admission. 1508 01:24:34,237 --> 01:24:35,037 Ah! 1509 01:24:39,142 --> 01:24:39,942 Ow! 1510 01:24:40,042 --> 01:24:40,943 Don't stand there. 1511 01:24:41,043 --> 01:24:41,910 Ouch! 1512 01:24:42,010 --> 01:24:42,911 All right, Chief. 1513 01:24:43,011 --> 01:24:44,880 Time out! 1514 01:24:44,980 --> 01:24:45,948 ERNEST: Ow, get off me! 1515 01:24:46,048 --> 01:24:46,849 Ow! 1516 01:24:46,949 --> 01:24:47,816 You, get off! 1517 01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:50,786 Ow. 1518 01:24:50,886 --> 01:24:54,223 [crowd cheering] 1519 01:25:01,197 --> 01:25:03,866 Ernest P. Worrel, what on earth are you doing? 1520 01:25:03,966 --> 01:25:06,001 I am dying up here. 1521 01:25:06,101 --> 01:25:07,703 You walk around like Mr. Big Shot 1522 01:25:07,803 --> 01:25:09,972 while I'm up here with my rump roasting. 1523 01:25:10,072 --> 01:25:13,476 You know, the least you could do is just give me a little help 1524 01:25:13,576 --> 01:25:14,510 and save me. 1525 01:25:14,610 --> 01:25:16,145 Any attempt would be much appreciated, 1526 01:25:16,245 --> 01:25:19,748 instead of some macho show of manhood at a sporting event! 1527 01:25:19,848 --> 01:25:20,616 Ah! 1528 01:25:20,716 --> 01:25:21,884 Ernest! 1529 01:25:21,984 --> 01:25:24,887 Three more notches and I gotta real skin problem here, 1530 01:25:24,987 --> 01:25:26,121 and it's all your fault! 1531 01:25:26,222 --> 01:25:27,022 You know what? 1532 01:25:27,122 --> 01:25:28,090 Correction. 1533 01:25:28,191 --> 01:25:30,393 It's my fault. I'm just a-- a little hot. 1534 01:25:30,493 --> 01:25:32,261 I get kind of moody when I'm hot. 1535 01:25:32,361 --> 01:25:33,296 Ernest, let's talk about this-- 1536 01:25:33,396 --> 01:25:34,197 Ah! 1537 01:25:36,832 --> 01:25:38,100 Ernest, you're a doll. 1538 01:25:38,201 --> 01:25:40,236 You are the sweetest thing that ever lived. 1539 01:25:40,336 --> 01:25:44,139 You are truly my knight in shining armor. 1540 01:25:44,240 --> 01:25:46,842 Rene, Rene, Rene. 1541 01:25:46,942 --> 01:25:49,111 You were never in any real danger. 1542 01:25:49,212 --> 01:25:52,114 After all, I am Ernest P. Worrel. 1543 01:25:55,218 --> 01:26:02,458 [laughs] Ow! 1544 01:26:07,530 --> 01:26:08,331 Ow! 1545 01:26:16,472 --> 01:26:41,063 [non-english chanting] 1546 01:26:41,163 --> 01:26:41,964 You gotta do it. 1547 01:26:42,064 --> 01:26:42,865 OK, Betty. 1548 01:26:45,834 --> 01:26:47,336 Oh, hi, Rene. 1549 01:26:47,436 --> 01:26:48,337 Hi. 1550 01:26:48,437 --> 01:26:50,873 - Are you ready for our date? - Um-- 1551 01:26:50,973 --> 01:26:52,074 Oh, look! 1552 01:26:52,174 --> 01:26:54,243 I-- I brought us a souvenir from our adventure. 1553 01:26:54,343 --> 01:26:55,244 It's an ostrich egg. 1554 01:26:55,344 --> 01:26:57,880 I painted it and everything. 1555 01:26:57,980 --> 01:27:00,048 Oh, Ernest, this is so sweet of you. 1556 01:27:00,148 --> 01:27:02,084 Thank you. 1557 01:27:02,184 --> 01:27:03,986 Ernest, we have to talk. 1558 01:27:04,086 --> 01:27:05,688 Yeah, well, we have plenty of time on the date. 1559 01:27:05,788 --> 01:27:08,190 No, Ernest, I have to tell you something. 1560 01:27:08,291 --> 01:27:09,492 Yeah? 1561 01:27:09,592 --> 01:27:11,694 Ernest, I can't go out with you. 1562 01:27:11,794 --> 01:27:14,797 All my life I thought what I wanted was Illinois Smith, 1563 01:27:14,897 --> 01:27:16,365 but these last few days have taught 1564 01:27:16,465 --> 01:27:18,567 me such an important lesson. 1565 01:27:18,667 --> 01:27:22,971 Ernest, you are just too wild and adventurous for me. 1566 01:27:23,071 --> 01:27:25,073 And that's why I've decided I needed 1567 01:27:25,173 --> 01:27:29,144 someone like Todd Lafsky. 1568 01:27:29,244 --> 01:27:31,780 He's the bookkeeper at Wilson's Army Navy store. 1569 01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:33,449 You know, he's a local boy. 1570 01:27:33,549 --> 01:27:35,150 He's got his feet on the ground. 1571 01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:38,120 He's just an ordinary schmo. 1572 01:27:38,220 --> 01:27:41,156 But I thought you said I was just an ordinary schmo. 1573 01:27:41,256 --> 01:27:43,492 Ernest P. Worrel, don't you ever let anyone 1574 01:27:43,592 --> 01:27:45,260 call you an ordinary schmo. 1575 01:27:45,361 --> 01:27:47,996 Because you are a dynamic schmo. 1576 01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:55,270 Well, I-- 1577 01:27:55,371 --> 01:27:58,607 I sensed there might be a problem. 1578 01:27:58,707 --> 01:28:00,208 Maybe, I was a little too worldly 1579 01:28:00,309 --> 01:28:05,781 for you, a little too continental, a little too wild, 1580 01:28:05,881 --> 01:28:07,049 perhaps. 1581 01:28:07,149 --> 01:28:07,983 Good bye, Ernest. 1582 01:28:08,083 --> 01:28:09,685 Good bye, Rene. 1583 01:28:09,785 --> 01:28:14,890 Yeah, guys like me, we have to try to travel the lonely road. 1584 01:28:14,990 --> 01:28:21,564 A rebel, a lone wolf, leaving a trail of broken hearts 1585 01:28:21,664 --> 01:28:22,865 behind me. 1586 01:28:22,965 --> 01:28:25,267 Yeah, Rene. 1587 01:28:25,368 --> 01:28:28,203 It's time for the rogue of the open road 1588 01:28:28,303 --> 01:28:34,076 to set off again on his quest for high adventure. 1589 01:28:34,176 --> 01:28:36,178 Another place, babe. 1590 01:28:36,278 --> 01:28:39,181 Another time. 1591 01:28:39,281 --> 01:28:40,683 [egg cracking] 1592 01:28:42,885 --> 01:28:45,187 Oh ho ho. 1593 01:28:45,287 --> 01:28:46,088 Oh. 1594 01:28:46,188 --> 01:28:46,989 Oh. 1595 01:28:50,993 --> 01:28:54,530 [music playing] 106562