All language subtitles for The.Fall.Guy.S02E23

(FINGERS SNAPPING)

COLT: # Well, I'm hot the kind to kiss and tell
But I've been seen with Farrah

# I've never been with anything
less than a nine, so fine!

# I've been on fire with Sally Field
Gone fast with a girl named Bo

# But somehow they just don't end up as mine

# It's a death-defying life I lead
I take my chances

# I die for a livin' in the movies and TV

# But the hardest thing I ever do
is watch my leading ladies

# Kiss some other guy
while I'm bandaging my knee

# I might fall from a tall building
I might roll a brand-new car

# 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
that made Redford such a star

(FINGERS SNAPPING)

# I've never spent much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty

# It's true I hire my body out for pay

# Hey, hey

# I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs
Blown up for Raquel Welch

# But when I wind up in the hay
It's only hay

# Hey, hey

# I might jump an open drawbridge
Or Tarzan from a vine

# 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
that makes Eastwood look so fine #

DIRECTOR:. Okay, settle down.
We want to get this in one take.

Places, everybody. Roll cameras.

Action!

(WOMAN SCREAMING)

(ALARM RINGING)

DIRECTOR:". Cut. Print it. Beautiful, Colt.
Well done.

MAN: Okay, I need another
magazine for the B camera.

COLT: Thanks. Couldn't have done it
without my good friends Mickey and Bill.

Great job, guys. Good timing.

HOWIE: Boy, it's nice to be on the delivery end
for a change, isn't it?

After a crash like that,
it's a wonder those guys aren't in traction.

Well, it's worth it, Colt.
Remember, pain is only temporary,

-but film lives forever.
- I know.

(LAUGHS) Next shot!

That's what I love about coming to the movies,
that you get to see what's chic.

- We're working, Terri.
- Yeah. $14 million picture,

and unfortunately, we get about $1.98.

- Yeah.
- Oh, well, I can offer you a raise, then.

Then I can offer you a cup of coffee.

Yeah, we got another month on this picture, Terri.

Yeah, well, this is just a little weekend job.
Take you no time at all. It's a jaunt.

Yeah? Who do we have to bring back this time?

Her name is Page Connally.

(HOWIE WHISTLES)

- Colt, I like the looks of this one.
- Yeah? What else is new?

What'd she get arrested for?

Get this. She burglarized her own father's house.

And he pressed charges?

Yeah. In fact, he was the one
that called me to post bail.

Now, what kind of a nut
would do a thing like that?

Wait a minute. Connally.
It wouldn't be Carson Connally, would it?

Mmm-hmm. Every stubborn inch of him.

Wasn't Carson Connally
a Korean war hero or something?

Yeah. He owns a big aircraft company now,
keeps running for office and losing.

Yeah, and he says it's because he's a man
who won't violate his principles.

Yeah, well, does he have any idea
where his daughter is?

Yeah. She's with the Love Truths.

You mean that cult? The one up north
that practically took over a whole town?

Yeah, that's the one.

They have this estate up there
they've turned into a temple.

The guru's name is Baba Love Truth.

BLT. just like the sandwich.

(LAUGHS)

COLT: I once did a picture near
where the temple is, kid.

It should take us about another hour to get there.

I hate to admit it, Colt,
but I think I'm in love with Page Connally.

I think you've seen Laura
on the late show too many times.

What you're in love with is a picture.

Yeah, but we're gonna be
face to face soon enough.

Sounds like getting her away
from the Love Truths is a shoe-in.

Yeah, I did my homework, Colt.

When Baba and his gang first showed up here,
the townspeople were suspicious,

but according to everything
that I've been reading,

they all like him now.

That could make it a lot tougher, not easier.

These cults are heavily guarded.

With the townspeople against us,
we could be in real trouble.

That's what I love about you, Colt,
forever the optimist.

What's wrong with that guy?

He must have been checking the road
or something.

- At least he's gone now.
- Yep.

WOMEN: # Baba loves truth, I love truth

# Baba loves truth, I love truth

# Baba loves truth, I love truth

# Baba loves truth #

Look upon me, daughters. What do you see?

I see truth.

Look upon me, daughters.
What have you come to love?

I love truth. Baba Love Truth.

Dearest heart, I sent for you
because I've had a vision

that today shall be your naming day.

Baba.

- Such an honor!
- No!

You are never to kneel or bow
before any man again.

Now why is it you were first named Page?

It's an old family name.

Yet we are now your family.

And where your old family
thought your worth just a page,

we find you worth volumes and volumes.

So, from this day forward,
you shall be known as Book.

Book. It's beautiful.

I thank thee, Baba Love Truth, for this name.

I love truth. Baba Love Truth.

That's quite all right.
Our attorneys will draw up the papers,

and this name shall be thine forever.

- I shall sign them with pleasure.
- You may kiss me.

You've proven yourself worthy.

I wish you'd stop all that kissing.

It's one of the benefits.

Besides, you never minded

when I kissed you.

- I checked up on the Connally girl.
- Book.

She's set to inherit a very large estate
when she turns 21.

(CHUCKLES) Twenty-one. So arbitrary.

How large?

What with all the trusts and everything,
we're talking about several million dollars.

Wait. The news gets even better.

Little sister's 21 st birthday is in only two days.

This could be the biggest contribution yet.

(LAUGHS)

You know, if I didn't enjoy being Baba so much,

I think I'd retire.

We, Baba. We.

We.

COLT: There it is, kid. Love Truth Temple.

HOWIE: Wow. Terri wasn't kidding
when she said it was an estate.

It's really something,
but it looks like it's gonna be hard to get into.

COLT: Well, let's hope they're friendly.

If we can't talk our way in,
we'll have to go to plan B.

HOWIE: And what's plan B?

COLT: Well, Let's just hope
we don't have to use it.

HOWIE: They don't exactly have
the welcome mat out, do they?

What we've got to see is whether
they're trying to keep people out or in.

- That's what I was afraid you'd say.
- Come on.

(HELICOPTER APPROACHING)

Isn't that the same chopper we saw before?

Yeah. I'm starting to feel like he's an old friend.

- Yeah.
- Come on.

- I love truth. Baba Love Truth.
- Yeah, right.

- Me, too. Me, too.
- We're here to see Page Connally.

I'm sorry, sir. There's nobody here by that name.

- If you'd just open the gate, we'd...
- I regret, sir. That's not allowed.

I see.
Baba loves truth, but he doesn't like visitors.

No, it's not that, sir. But there are channels.

Our office in town
would be glad to arrange a tour.

- We don't want a tour. We want Page.
- Yeah.

BABA: What seems to be the problem?

You must be Baba Love Truth.

Now, there is a man
who owns a piece of the truth.

Yes, I am the father to these children.

Yeah, well, I'm Colt Seavers.
This is Howie Munson, my partner.

We're officers of the court.

We're here for a young lady
named Page Connally.

- Page Connally is dead.
- Dead?

Listen, mister,
somebody's gonna have to answer for that.

No, you don't understand.

Her earthly shell is unharmed,

but her spirit has been reborn
by her love of the truth.

She is now known as Book.

Yeah, well, spiritual considerations aside,
this Book,

she was arrested for burglary
a couple of weeks ago.

Since she jumped bail,
we're legally obliged to return her to the court.

BABA: Mr Seavers, Book answers only to me.
Not you. Not your courts.

There she is.

Well, thanks for your time, Mr Truth.

Come on, kid.

- What are you doing? She's right there.
- I know. I know.

- Well, let's go get her.
- We will. We will.

- Colt, we're not just gonna leave, are we?
- No, kid. It's time for plan B.

- Colt, what's plan B?
- Hang on, kid!

- Stop them!
- Don't let them get her!

I thought you guys were
supposed to be non-violent.

It would be a mistake to confuse
non-violence with inaction.

You see, here we love the truth
more than life itself.

- That's what I was afraid of.
- SERENDIP: Leave us now and don't come back.

So long, fellas.

Bye-bye, Baba.

Damn fools!
Don't they know we're running out of time?

SHERIFF: Seems to me, Mr Seavers, if you want
to get into the Love Truth Temple,

you ought to go through proper channels.

Afraid it's a little late for that, Sheriff.

Yeah, I suppose you're right.

But, you know, from what you say,

you're lucky that Baba hasn't charged you
with malicious mischief or some such.

Sounds like you're on their side.

I'm on the side of the law. It's my sworn duty.

Sheriff, come with us to the ranch.
I mean, Page Connally is a fugitive.

It's your duty to pick her up.

It is not my duty to roust those good people.

Besides, it seems to me
the whole thing's a put-up job anyway.

What do you mean?

Well, imagine you're that gal's father.
You want her out of the Love Truths.

Well, what better way
than to set up her own arrest and her bail?

She's got you guys running
all over the countryside.

She's probably sitting there
just as innocent as a newborn lamb.

Afraid to disappoint you, Sheriff,
but I already thought of that.

- You did? Why didn't you tell me?
- Because it doesn't change anything.

We still got to bring Page, or Book,
or whatever it is they call her, back to LA.

Sheriff, there's got to be some way
that we can convince you.

I love truth. Baba Love Truth.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Here's your laundry, Sheriff.
Two uniforms and a sports shirt.

If you want them on hangers next time,
just let us know.

Thank you, Kaleidoscope.
Easy on the starch, huh?

You won't even know it's there.
Are you going to the movie tonight?

It's Burt Reynolds.

(LAUGHS)

I'll be there with the missus,
unless something comes up.

Truth, Sheriff.

Well, before the Love Truths got here,
the nearest laundry was in Santa Barbara.

They run a restaurant, too.
It's cheap, but the food's the best in town.

Except for my missus, of course.

- Don't forget the movie theater.
- How could I?

With the Love Truth Law Enforcement discount,
it just about pays for the babysitter.

- I get the picture, Sheriff.
- I thought you would.

- Good talking to you, Mr Seavers.
- Come on, kid.

Colt, we can't give up.
We gotta get Page away from Baba-Lou.

Yeah, I know. After all, if we don't,
how are you gonna meet your true love?

To be honest with you,
it doesn't have to be all that true.

At this point, I'll settle for however long it lasts.

Spoken like a true stuntman,
but we're not licked yet.

What do you got in mind?

Reinforcements, kid, reinforcements.
Give me a dime.

(PHONE RINGING)

- Bail bonds.
- Terri, it's Colt.

Colt, hi. You found Page Connally, right?
That's why you're calling.

Well, not exactly, yet.

Oh, Colt, please don't tell me you're in trouble.

No, not exactly that, either,
but I sure could use your help.

Oh, what can I do?

Well, for starters, you could drive up here
as fast as you can.

Colt, I can't do that. I've got things to do.
I've got a business to run.

Yeah, well, I could make it worth your while.

Oh?

You get up here in time
and do exactly what I'm thinking,

I'll guarantee your bond back on Page Connally.

Oh, you guarantee, huh?

Well, not exactly guarantee it,

but I guess it depends
on how good an actress you are.

Baba, those men coming after me like that,
I'm so frightened.

No. No, there's nothing to be frightened of.
You have my word. I will protect you.

- You mean I'll be safe?
- Of course, as long as you remain here.

Baba, even without this trouble,
I would gladly stay with you forever.

You'd better go back to your dormitory now, Book.

(SIGHS)

I must be getting old.
I'm feeling stiffer and stiffer.

Maybe we should retire.

You know, I don't want to hurt your feelings,

but more and more, you're sounding very crabby.

This whole business was your idea.
Do you remember?

It was a good idea, too.

- I just miss the old days.
- Yeah, well, life is tough, isn't it,

especially now that you don't have
Baba all to yourself.

Life's tough with you slipping
in and out of character,

like some shopper trying on shoes.

I keep waiting for one of your loyal followers
to overhear your rap

and blow the whistle on you.

Even if they did hear me,

I could talk my way clear. Don't you understand?

I'm sorry.

I'll tell you what.

As soon as little Book turns over all her assets,

-we'll get out.
- We will?

- Do you mean it?
- Of course.

We'll cash in everything
and go to France, Paris, Monte Carlo.

And what we'll do is take
our place in the materialistic world.

Say goodbye to Baba,
and hello Mr Straight Arrow.

Let's not overdo it.
I like some of the kinks in your brain.

Oh, hey, I'm sorry.

(GROANING)

- Are you okay?
- Oh, yeah. For sure.

Like, I wouldn't even have felt it
if I wasn't so, like, hungry.

- Hungry?
- Yeah.

I haven't had a bite to eat since, like, yesterday.

I gotta tell you, though. It's worth it, you know?

I mean, my dad, he's a total tyrant.
I mean, really.

- What you need is a new family.
- Tell me about it.

Boy, Terri really has that lingo down pat.

Who would've thought a Valley girl
would be our cavalry?

Yeah, we're not home, yet.

She's got to get them away
from the back of the van.

Like, I hear you. For sure. Totally grody.

It's a great place to crash,
and you can stay on as long as you'd like.

This Baba dude sounds, like, totally awesome.
I'm with you, for sure.

(STARTS ENGINE)

Come on. It's time to hitch a ride.

It's even more sluggish than usual today.

So we should talk to Serendip
about getting another van.

Forget the van. Maybe she can get Baba
to let us use one of his Rolls.

Rolls? Like, in Royce?

(EXCLAIMING)

Colt, pull me in!

Well, the door swung open, somehow.

Stopped.

Duck.

It must've slammed shut. Come on.

I guess we fooled them.

Aren't we gonna need
some kind of disguise, Colt?

Not exactly Western costumes.
Maybe it'll do. Some kind of robes.

- Yeah.
- Okay, let's get in them, quick.

HOWIE: I feel like one of those guys
that make that wine,

you know, one of the monks.

COLT: Well, these robes should buy us
enough time to find Page.

HOWIE: It won't be easy.
This isn't exactly a small place.

SERENDIP: But even the world
can be a small place.

As Baba says, it is all in the eye of the beholder.

- I love truth. Baba Love Truth.
- I love truth. Baba Love Truth.

If you dearly loved truth,
you wouldn't be coming here for Book.

- You know us?
- I am Serendip.

I was with the Great Father
when you two came here earlier.

Came here earlier? What makes you say that?

You have grasped the form of our dress,
but not its meaning.

We can explain.
You see, we're new here, Serendip.

They didn't have our size in sandals.

Rama! Khambatta! Lahti!

I think that means they've got us again, Colt.

Kid, let's get out of here!

Kid, I think they've found our weakness.

- That we won't hit girls?
- Or that these girls hit back.

HOWIE: Don't push. Don't push. We're going.

Ow!

That's where one of the Love Truths bit me.

Sheriff, you're making a big mistake.

You're the one making a mistake, Mr Seavers,

for trying to break into the Love Temple
twice in the same day.

- Look, it's my job...
- And it's my job to make sure

you cool your heels right in there.

Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
We have the right to call our lawyer.

And you'll call, as soon as I feel like letting you.

As soon as you feel like it? Wait a minute.
We're entitled to make that call now.

Mr Seavers, this is a small town,
and I'm much more interested

in protecting the rights of its benefactors
than I am in protecting yours.

You don't want to blow
your law enforcement discount, huh?

Why don't you just be a nice quiet prisoner?

I'm starting to wish we lived around here

so we could vote against that guy
in the next election!

I can think of a more direct approach.

- The Love Truths got carried away, didn't they?
- Yeah.

Well, the real problem is Terri's still with them.

But we can't do anything about that
until we find a way out of here.

Now you're talking.

These are what I call tough bars.

Yeah, well, no place is escape-proof.
Keep looking, kid, keep looking.

(INAUDIBLE)

- Like, Page? Is that you?
- My name is Book now.

Yeah, for sure.
I knew Kaleidoscope said something like that.

(LAUGHING) It's a good thing
I didn't call you, like,

Chapter or something, you know?

- Kaleidoscope told you my name?
- Yeah, for sure.

- She says you're, like, neat. Really.
- We're all the same here.

Well, my name's Terri.

We're all the same here, Terri.
There's no need to be "neat."

When you become one of Baba's children,
there's no need to be anything but yourself.

Is that why you joined up,
because of, like, pressures from outside?

You know, I never really thought about it,
but that is why.

All my life people have been on me,
demanding things of me.

I guess that was because of my father.

Your father?

He's a big mucky muck.
He likes to think he was the guy

john Wayne always wanted to be.

(LAUGHING)

My teachers figured that
because I was Carson Connally's kid,

I should be a genius.

My friends figured that because he was so rich,

I should be buying them gifts all the time.

What did you think?

I didn't think. I knew.

I was failing everyone,

especially my father.

Book, are you sure that Baba's
the answer to your problems?

Are you sure this is where you want to be?

Terri? I've brought your robe.

(EXCLAIMS)

Thank you, Kaleidoscope.

You know, this is, like, a really tubular place!

I mean, totally. Thank you.

I've got to level with you, Colt.
I don't think I can take it any more.

I left Yale. I left Harvard. I left Stanford.
I left Michigan State.

Hell, I dare you to come up with any school

I didn't leave just so I could become a stuntman.

Not a bounty hunter!

A stuntman, and certainly not
thrown in the jug all the time!

Did you hear what I said, Colt?

Colt?

Great, he's sleeping.

I'm spilling my heart out here, and he's asleep.

Just like my girlfriend in Iowa

with long legs.

Or was it Iowa State? Short legs.

Colt!

It's that chopper! He's come back again.

Kid, will you stop yelling? I can hear it just fine.

You could hear it, but you couldn't hear me?

Maybe the chopper was more interesting.

He's laughing at us.

Sure, that's it. It's a Love Truth chopper.
He's spying on us. He's watching us.

He may be watching us,
but I don't think he comes from Baba.

In fact, if I got this figured right,
that thing just might be our ticket out of here.

Meanwhile, tell me more
about the girl from Iowa.

- Long legs or short legs?
- Long legs.

Don't you see it yet?

Colt! It's a grappling hook!

Come on. Come on.

(TEARING)

Look out!

Come on!

COLT: I don't know what's going on,
but I'll take any ride out of here I can.

- I'll be home for lunch...
- Billy, do you see that?

Mavis, what're you talking about?

What in the hell is going on?

Let me ask you something, Mavis.

How can a man shoot at something like that?

Let me ask you something, Billy Wendell.

How do you explain something like that
to the town fathers?

Well, you remember that
Burt Reynolds movie we just saw?

Well, I'll just have to tell them that
Colt Seavers can do stunts

that old Burt never even thought of.

COLT: Get in the back, Howie.
Thank you for the ride out of there.

Do you always operate
in such an impressive way?

CARSON: Not bad, Mr Seavers.

Maybe you're as good as I thought
you were after all.

Hey, you know,
the bars would've done just as well.

- You didn't have to take the roof.
- You don't have to worry in my choppers.

They carry the biggest payload in the business.

Your choppers?

Of course. You're Carson Connally.
I recognize you from your pictures.

And now that you're suitably impressed,

you can vote for me next time I go into politics.

COLT: I figured it had to be you
following us around.

You took your time making your move,
Mr Connally.

I was hoping I wouldn't have to.

I was counting on having
my daughter back by now.

Well, we're not finished yet.

HOWIE: Yeah, we can't be.
Not with Terri and Page both stuck in there

with Baba Black Sheep.

# Baba loves truth
# I see truth

# I see truth
# I love truth #

- Book. Book.
- What is it?

Book, like, it's the weirdest thing.

I had this wacko dream
that Baba wants to see me.

A dream? About Baba?

Really.
He was, like, standing there, beckoning me,

like my father or something.

Baba Love Truth is the Great Father.
He says that truth often comes in dreams.

Well, maybe I should get
a move on to him, right?

Oh, yes! You're honored.

Book, this Baba stuff is, like, old news to you,

but I'm scared.

Could you, like, come with me? Please?

Let's see the truth in your dream.

# Baba loves truth
# I see truth, I love truth

# Baba loves truth
# I see truth, I love truth

# Baba loves truth
# Baba loves truth #

- But Baba is in there.
- Oh, no, not in my dream.

- He told me to meet him off the temple.
- Well, I don't know.

Book, you said that Baba was, like,
heavy into this dream thing. Come on.

- But we don't have the keys.
- No, it's okay.

In the dream I took the Colt Seavers
crash course in hot-wiring.

- What?
- Baba showed me what to do.

You see, Baba? She's trying to take Book away.

Did she say Baba?

You must be the Great Father, am I right?
God, can I call them or what?

That, my child,
is exactly what we're going to find out.

I don't know about this place.

The local jail was no palace,
but at least it had a place to sleep.

You men are fugitives from justice.
I couldn't exactly invite you to my hotel.

Yeah, well, we're fugitives, Mr Connally,
because you set it up this way.

Seavers, if this had gone the way I planned,
I'd be talking to my daughter now,

not to some stunt-brained bounty hunter
and his boy Howdy!

- That's Howie.
- So, you admit that you had Page arrested

and bailed out, so we'd have reason
to get her away from the Love Truths!

It's not something I'm proud of,
but I had no choice.

I had exhausted every legal means.
Nobody could help me.

So you went to extra-legal, is that it?

Well, I'd hoped that by having her arrested,
it would knock some sense into her.

When that didn't work
and she went back to that place,

I contacted Miss Michaels.
It was then I knew you'd get in on this.

Because you heard
we were the best in the business?

Brave, courageous, bold?

I heard that you were both ethical
and honorable men,

and that's what's most important to me.
A man is only as good as his code.

Why go to all that trouble?

Why didn't you just fly into the ranch
and get Page out yourself?

Believe me, Mr Seavers,
I would have been glad to,

but I was afraid that in the fracas,
some harm might come to Page.

I couldn't take that chance.

She's my daughter, and I love her very much.

I can certainly understand that, Mr Connally.

How could you?

How could anyone know,
unless he was trying to save someone he loved?

Well, as a matter of fact, I just happen to...

What he's trying to say is that
he hoped they'd just become good friends.

Well, friendship is about the only thing
Page will have left,

unless you get her out of there today.

What does that mean?

I mean that anyone who joins
that Baba and his baboons

must sign over all their worldly goods to them.

And tomorrow, when Page turns 21,

they'll have a great deal of goods to go after.

Now, she'll lose everything I've set aside to her.

Well, it's not over yet, Mr Connally.

You did fly that chopper
over the whole Love Truth Temple?

Yeah.

(SIGHS)

Maybe you'd better give us the lay of the land.

All right.

I wish you would, like, quit doing that.

It is forbidden to sleep
before your welcoming ceremony.

I don't want a welcoming ceremony.

- You cannot join Baba without it.
- I don't want to join Baba.

And how is our daughter-to-be this fine morning?

I'm exhausted. Would you please let me sleep?

Terri, did you know that going without sleep
was a method used by the ancients

in order that they might see God?

Well, all I see is you.

An excellent answer. You've spoken well.

Book has told me of the dream
you related to her last night.

But I, too, had a dream.

Well, gag me with a spoon.

I dreamed of you, Terri.

I dreamed that you had come here
to steal Book away from us.

But I also dreamed

that you had repented this foolish act

and become one of my fond children.

(EXCLAIMS IN DISBELIEF)

Well, I don't want to, like,
hurt your feelings or anything, Baba,

but out in the real world,
we call that, like, a pipe dream.

Yes, but when we're finished
with your welcome, daughter,

I will be your world, your only world.

COLT: All right, they know us,
so you'll have to do the talking.

Once we get inside, we'll take over.

Maybe I should've flown in
and grabbed my daughter myself.

You're gonna just have to believe in us,
Mr Connally. We're ethical, you remember?

Yeah. Well, your ethics and a dime
won't buy a cup of coffee.

But I'll try.

I love truth.

You love truth.

I love truth.

You love truth.

- Say it.
- No.

I love truth.

You love Baba.

I don't. I don't.

- I slap you for love.
- Go bag your face!

Why is it you resist us so?

For eventually, the one known as Terri shall die

and be replaced as one of my newest daughters.

You're crazy. You're a fraud.

I've, like, known people
who are into peace and harmony,

and, like, they'd never force me to,
like, join them.

Silence.

Baba is love.

- Is it, like, love to punish me like this?
- Baba is love.

Page.

- BABA: Baba is truth.
- Page.

- BABA: You love truth.
- Page, can't you see what he's doing?

Page, is the father that loved you
and raised you worse than this?

Baba is love.

Page, I'm talking to you. I'm talking to all of you.

Terri, you don't understand.

- This is for your own good.
- IS it?

BABA: I love truth.

It must be.

You love truth.

I am truth.

And you are truth.

I love truth. Baba Love Truth.

What's that? Look, my name's Carson.
Daryl Carson. I'm with the EPA.

That's the Environmental Protection Agency.

Well, what can we do for you, sir?

We've heard some complaints that
your laundry operation is depositing

some detergent phosphates
in the creek back up yonder.

No, sir, we would never do that.

I certainly hope not.
But the only way to find out is to know

whether you're exceeding
the allowable 0.3 per million is to have a look.

-®.3 per million?
- That's right.

All right.

My children, Terri needs our help

to become one with me.

Say that you love the truth
and sleep shall be yours.

Say that you love me,

and food shall fill your plate.

(MOANS)

Yes, my daughter? What is it you're trying to say?

- Baba.
- Yes, go on.

Ba-ba-ba. Ba-ba. Ba.

Ba-ba-ba-ban.

# Ba-ba-ba Love #

How dare you?

Stop them! If the Connally girl gets away,
we blow the fortune!

What did you say?

What did he say?

You heard him right, Page. All you mean
to this creep is a ticket to easy street.

Hey, man, that is not...

I mean, no. That...

That is not so.

My children, you do not understand.

I think they do, Baba. Or whatever your name is.

That's why none of them
is going to object to us going.

Page? Will you come home with me, please?

I don't know.

Page, you love your father, don't you?

I don't know. There were so many times
when I thought I never loved you.

Oh, honey.

When your mother was in that car wreck,

and you stayed up with me
all night at the hospital,

you held my hand,

I thought you loved me, then.

- Dad.
- BABA: Book.

You can't let her go.

- Let's get her out of here.
- All right. Come on.

Come on.

I think we'd better get the guards in on this.

CAMILLE ON RADIO: Sharif, I'll follow the van.

You go to Tranquility Pass and intercept them.

SHARIF: We're on our way, Camille.

CAMILLE: Sharif, we're almost at
Tranquility Pass. Are you in position?

SHARIF: I see 'them now.

CAMILLE: I?! keep oh top of them.
You pick them up at the bottom of the revine.

We're coming to the hard part. Hang on!

CAMILLE: Sharif, they got away.
It's up to you to stop them.

SHARIF: We've got them in sight, Camille.

COLT: Looks like Baba's got one
less Book in his library.

You know, Baba's real name was Delmore Tibbs.

Mr Tibbs spent half his life in jail
for one con game or another.

I want to thank you for keeping me
from making a big mistake, Mr Seavers.

It was all your father's idea, Page.

I know. My life may not be perfect,
but at least now I can work on it.

Me, too, darling. A new life for both Connallys.

Speaking of new lives, where's Howie?

He's getting ready for the next shot.
This makeup takes a little longer than normal.

Oh, here he comes now.

Well, here I am.
All ready to get tossed out of a Model A.

I think you look positively charming.

Yeah. Well, the question is,
how do you feel about the real me?

Where have you been all my life?

You know, if she can stand Howie in that dress,
Mr Connally,

I think your daughter's got the makings
of a real stuntman's girl.

Thanks a lot, Mr Seavers.

(SARCASTICALLY) That's what I always
wanted for my little girl.

(ALL LAUGHING)