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(FINGERS SNAPPING)
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COLT: # Well, I'm hot the kind to kiss and tell
But I've been seen with Farrah
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# I've never been with anything
less than a nine, so fine!
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# I've been on fire with Sally Field
Gone fast with a girl named Bo
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# But somehow they just don't end up as mine
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# It's a death-defying life I lead
I take my chances
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# I die for a livin' in the movies and TV
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# But the hardest thing I ever do
is watch my leading ladies
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# Kiss some other guy
while I'm bandaging my knee
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# I might fall from a tall building
I might roll a brand-new car
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# 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
that made Redford such a star
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(FINGERS SNAPPING)
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# I've never spent much time in school
But I taught ladies plenty
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# It's true I hire my body out for pay
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# Hey, hey
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# I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs
Blown up for Raquel Welch
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# But when I wind up in the hay
It's only hay
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# Hey, hey
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# I might jump an open drawbridge
Or Tarzan from a vine
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# 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman
that makes Eastwood look so fine #
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Ready all effects?
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Get set, Colt.
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All right, kid, let's get it right the first time
so we don't have to do it again.
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Background action.
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All right. Action.
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COLT: Let's go!
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(sums FIRING)
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HOWIE: Hey! Hey!
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Colt, you all right?
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COLT: Speak a little louder.
All I can hear is a loud whistle.
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DANNY:
You're lucky you got ears. What happened?
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What happened? You ran right into him!
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Listen, junior, you better
get some glasses and a new job!
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You guys aren't even competent enough
to fall where you're supposed to!
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Hey, I'm the one that's hurt, remember?
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What's going on? You guys just blew
the biggest shot in this picture.
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Sorry, Mr Haller. just a little problem.
We'll get it right in the next take.
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Give you a hand out, Colt?
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If you don't mind, Danny, I think I can
make do with the little lady here.
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All right, what happened?
Colt missed his mark by four feet.
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Like I've been telling you, boss.
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I mean, Seavers,
while he knows how to stage these stunts,
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he's getting too old to pull them off.
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What's the matter with you, Danny?
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You knocked Colt into that charge
and you know it.
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Really? I mean, you hear Colt saying that?
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Listen, he might be over the hill
but he knows when he made a mistake.
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Listen, between these old-timers
and these amateurs you bring on the set,
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-good thing I'm still in...
- That's it!
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All right! All right! Hold it.
If either one of you throws a punch
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you're off this picture!
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Don't forget to thank the man, junior.
He just saved your life.
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Mr Haller, you know the things
he's saying about Colt aren't true!
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Colt's the best there is.
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All I know is we've got to re-shoot.
The question is, how soon?
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- How about the day after tomorrow?
- Day after tomorrow?
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You expect me to shut this
whole company down for two days?
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Special effects is an art, Haller.
Especially the way I do them.
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My credits show how much
I care about the pictures I'm on.
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Oh, spare me your string of awards,
Luckman, okay?
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The fine people working out here
have given you everything you need.
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- I'm not risking their lives for a movie.
- Nobody asked you to, Professor.
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And may I remind you that the delays
caused yesterday and the day before
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were attributed to your department.
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All right, that's a wrap!
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It's not that bad. just clean it up a little, huh?
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Colt, we've got to do something about Danny!
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He's a good stuntman, kid.
I'll have a talk with him. Get him in line.
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In line with what? He almost killed you!
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Nothing's ever that simple, kid.
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Well, doesn't it bother you
what he's saying about you?
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He's gonna get you fired from this picture.
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Well, it'll take a lot more than his mouth
to do that, I guarantee you!
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DANNY: Whoa-ho!
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Keep her fired up, pretty lady.
We're through for the day.
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Through? I thought you weren't
finished shooting until 6:00.
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- Yeah, well, Colt screwed up the big shot.
- He what?
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Hey, listen, they won't have it re-rigged
until day after tomorrow.
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What say you and I take in dinner and a movie?
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Yeah. Yeah, I'd like that. Is Colt okay?
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Sure! Nothing turning back the clock
about 10 years wouldn't cure.
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Listen, I'll get my bag and be right back.
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- You're quitting already?
- Yeah.
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I don't think we're gonna get
to that jeep chase on the highway today.
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- They'll probably let you go home soon.
- Oh? Won't that be nice.
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I told you you'd like working security
for a movie company.
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Anything beats being a hick-town deputy.
We're nothing but glorified dogcatchers.
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Who knows? This could be the start of
a whole new life for you. I'll see you in town.
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If you don't punch him out, I am.
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COLT: Come on. Why don't you forget about it?
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Let's go clean up
and have ourselves a good time.
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HOWIE: Yeah.
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Oh! I forgot! Terri's driving up here right now
to see the last half of the big action scene.
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It's too late to call and stop her.
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But you know, if tonight's all it could be,
Terri might not mind.
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What's that mean?
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Colt?
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Hmm.
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I think we should have a talk.
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- About what?
- About us.
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What about us?
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It's like this, I'm driving and you're resting.
And it's always like this.
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It's not fair.
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That's true.
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- Does that mean you wanna change?
- Hmm.
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And ruin a perfect relationship?
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COLT: Kid, I'm tired. I’ve just been in a war!
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Okay, Howie, if it'll make you feel any better,
after we stop at the motel to change,
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I'll drive to pick up Terri.
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Wow. This is even better than the set.
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(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
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It's a welcome change from courtrooms
and police stations.
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COLT: Nothing's too good for our boss.
TERRI: Ah. Thank you!
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Hey, old-timer. How you feeling?
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Danny, you're talking to my
best friend in the whole world!
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Hey, Jody, maybe he thinks Howie's old.
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- Oh, no! I think Howie's an idiot!
- Now, wait a minute!
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You don't give a guy much room, do you?
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What can I tell you? I was brought up honest.
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Come on, guys, what do you want?
That Hollywood talk you're used to?
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"Oh, Colt, you're the best."
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(DANNY LAUGHS)
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Colt, that guy's begging for it.
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Yeah. He is working a little hard, isn't he, Colt?
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Come on, you remember the old days
of the gunfighters.
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There was always a young punk
trying to gain a quick reputation.
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Oh, by gunning down the old pro?
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Yeah. But break my knuckles on that bonehead?
I got enough bruises already.
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HOWIE: You're the man in charge
of the stunt menagerie,
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so I can understand you're
not losing your temper.
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But I don't see any excuse
for Jody hanging out with that guy.
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Jody's the one that's getting to him, Colt.
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Hmm. All this time I thought it was
his undying respect for me!
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Aw!
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JODY: Let go! I'm gonna go sit with my friends!
DANNY: You just sit here, woman, and shut up!
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- JODY: I said Let go, Danny!
- Why'd he have to go and do that?
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- Colt, your leg's hurt.
- Let me handle this.
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That's enough, kid.
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Well, the old-timer getting some courage?
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No. I think it's time
you and I had a little talk. Come on.
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- Talk, hell! I'm gonna lay you out!
- OFFICER: Hold on, you two.
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Look, I don't want to get between
two out-of-towners with a beef.
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I just don't want this thing settled in here,
in front of me or any of my locals.
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- Any objections if we take it outside?
- The front door is that way.
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Oh, Colt! Colt, look,
I'm sorry I ever put up with him.
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- Let's go back to town.
- Jody, Jody, it's a little too late for that.
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I'll be right back.
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Come on!
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(CLATTERING)
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It's not a fair fight! Colt's hurt!
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HOWIE: Jody!
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(CLATTERING)
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Jody! Jody, wait a minute!
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(MYSTERIOUS WAILING)
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MAN 1: This is very scary.
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WOMAN: What's up there?
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MAN 2: Sounds like something's
coming from the sky!
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MAN 3: Whatever it is, we better get out of here.
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HOWIE: What the...
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OFFICER: What's going on?
What happened to the lights?
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HOWIE: You tell me.
They're out all down the street.
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TERRI: What is that noise?
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What the hell happened to my car?
The lights just went out.
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(MYSTERIOUS WAILING CONTINUES)
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I don't know. The car just stopped running.
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- Wait a minute, Harris...
- Now, let's not get hasty.
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(CRACKLING)
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(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
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It's money! My God!
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MAN: Somebody call an ambulance!
WOMAN: I can't believe it!
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WOMAN: Hundreds of thousands of dollars!
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MAN: I'm telling you,
some of these other buildings
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are gonna go up. We'd better get out of here!
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- You all right?
- Yeah.
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All right, come on. Come on.
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Let's go check the damage.
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(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
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HOWIE: Colt! Are you okay?
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- Oh. Yeah, I...
- HOWIE: Where's Danny?
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I don't know. We threw a couple of punches
and then everything went dark.
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(MOANING)
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TERRI: Oh, that's a nice little bump you got there.
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Nice? I'm getting symptoms on my symptoms.
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- What kind of symptoms?
- Well, everything's dark.
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And there's fire dancing all around in my eyes.
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Those aren't symptoms, everything is real dark!
There's fire all over the place!
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- I must be getting better. I can see.
- No, the lights just came back on, Colt.
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What do you mean, the lights? What?
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Uh. I don't think this is the place
to explain it to him, do you?
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Explain what? What are you talking about?
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- About the flying saucer.
- Oh.
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What?
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- Yeah.
- We'll explain it to you at the hospital.
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What?
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REPORTER:
What has been described as an average,
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conservative community with no ambitions
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for international fame has, overnight,
become the focal point
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of every manner of probe from the federal
bureaucracy to the kook patrols.
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With me now are Sheriff Nick Baker
and Deputy Paul Harris,
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two eyewitnesses to
what has been described variously
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as everything from a real-life
Orson Welles invasion from Mars
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to The Day the Earth Stood Still.
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Do you gentlemen really believe
that this town was visited
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by extraterrestrials last night?
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We had us a town full of Martians,
Miss Caldwell, I'll tell you that.
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That's right.
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Sheriff Baker,
I know what the people say they saw,
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but the people that didn't see it
still tend to be skeptical.
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Well, Miss Caldwell, this is a level-headed town.
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The folks saw what they saw.
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But there is a certain amount of local prejudice?
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Prejudice? Not at all.
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- Fact is, we got two black deputies.
- That's right.
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(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
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I'm referring to the fact that while
people may have been frightened,
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the whole town has gotten a windfall.
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How much money is missing from the bank?
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Well...
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Most of the money in the bank was incinerated.
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-Which amounts to?
- Well...
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Mr Gorman, the bank president,
figures that at about
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$2 million.
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$2 million is missing from your bank?
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All the cash reserves at Consolidated Mining.
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CYNTHIA:". Thank you, Sheriff Baker.
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Cynthia Caldwell reporting live
from Pleasance, California.
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Howie, he's coming around.
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Colt?
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- How do you feel?
- Like my head got kicked for a field goal.
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- I had a dream you wouldn't believe.
- Oh, yes, I would.
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Yeah, at this point, I'd be willing
to believe just about anything.
232
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,473
How dumb to get suckered
into a back-alley brawl!
233
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,392
And to let that kid get in such a good lick!
234
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,914
(GROANING)
235
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,873
Yeah, well, that's because
you don't know what happened
236
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,633
after you left the saloon with him.
237
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:15,031
Of course, I do.
I got into a fight, and evidently I lost.
238
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:16,872
According to the doctors, see, what you lost it to
239
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:19,395
was something about the size of a two-by-four.
240
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,710
Oh, come on, Terri, I may be getting old,
241
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,950
but if he'd have picked up a two-by-four,
I'd have seen it!
242
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:27,271
Yeah, unless you couldn't
because the lights went out!
243
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:29,715
Will you two please tell me
what the hell you're talking about?
244
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:33,555
Well, while you were losing the fight,
the town lost its power
245
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:34,789
and a heck of a lot more.
246
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:35,995
Like what?
247
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,276
Like $2 million bucks from the bank, for instance.
248
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,920
-$2 million?
- It was a flying saucer.
249
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:42,799
Flying saucer?
250
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,952
Honest, Colt! It landed,
it shot up the whole town and it left.
251
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:48,953
I've been helping out here at the hospital.
There's a lot of frightened people.
252
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:52,158
- Yeah, but that's not the worst of it.
- What is?
253
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,198
We don't know for sure at this point,
but nobody's heard from her.
254
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,237
- Who?
- Jody.
255
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:01,880
She's been missing since she ran out
of the Crazy Horse Saloon last night.
256
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,839
Yeah. The Sheriff's got men
all over the county looking for her.
257
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,831
If Jody's missing, we got to find her.
258
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,230
Colt! Colt, the X-rays show
you have a concussion! You can't... Colt!
259
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:12,278
Terri, we got things to do!
Now turn around!
260
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:32,116
- You didn't tell me it was like this out here.
- It was the laser bolts.
261
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,474
The laser bolts?
262
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:36,200
I know how it sounds, but if you'd seen it...
263
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,634
Laser bolts?
264
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,917
Intergalactic contact. You know what that means?
265
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,035
Sure.
266
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:58,476
It was a man from space!
The fire came right out of his fingers
267
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:01,120
and practically disintegrated that poor deputy.
268
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,874
He must have flew 20 feet into the air.
269
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:08,913
And so one more inexplicable event
in a town known for its serenity.
270
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:12,950
Even the experts are beginning to believe
that whatever happened here last night
271
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:16,317
could be man's first encounter
with something from outer space.
272
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:20,030
- Horse feathers!
- Who was that? Did he get on camera?
273
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,311
COLT: Hi, Harris. Is the Sheriff around?
274
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,199
You'll have to stay back, Mr Seavers.
This area's restricted.
275
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,679
Why? What're you doing?
276
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:32,832
Well, they're checking out the impact area
of that spaceman's laser bolt.
277
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,355
Yeah, I'd like to take a look
at that blast site myself.
278
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,319
Well, now, hold on, there.
Don't make me use force.
279
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,516
- I'm here to protect you.
- From what?
280
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:44,798
Radiation! That's a Geiger counter.
This is a very dangerous area.
281
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,752
Radiation? Come on, I know a dynamite
blast when I see one.
282
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:52,674
Look at all this debris,
how it's blown up and out, not in.
283
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,317
BAKER:
You got some kind of trouble here, Harris?
284
00:19:56,400 --> 00:20:00,519
No, there's no trouble, Sheriff.
It's just that Mr Seavers here,
285
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,991
he doesn't seem to agree
with the experts on the explosion.
286
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:07,277
Well! You some kind of
expert yourself, Mr Seavers?
287
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:10,478
Oh, I work with a lot of explosives, Sheriff.
I'm a Hollywood stuntman.
288
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,756
(LAUGHING)
289
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:18,039
You Hollywood folks always been known
for your imagination, now, haven't you?
290
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:21,112
Yeah, well, a dynamite explosion
is a dynamite explosion,
291
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,555
and that, my friend, is a dynamite explosion!
292
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:24,675
Uh-huh.
293
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:27,229
Well, now, that is our business, don't you think?
294
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:30,278
Finding Jody Banks is your business, also.
How are you doing on that one, pard?
295
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:31,873
Uh.
296
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:35,590
Nothing, so far.
But this is wide-open country around here.
297
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:38,035
There ain't many places to hide.
298
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,270
Least-ways, not here on the ground.
299
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:44,115
- Now,just hold on! What are you saying?
-just relating the facts.
300
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,953
The girl was here
when the spaceship come down,
301
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:50,795
and right now she ain't nowhere
on God's Earth that we can find.
302
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:54,555
But you can hear all about it on the 6:00
news when they put me on tonight.
303
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,950
Yeah. Well, Sheriff, I wouldn't
get too far out on a limb.
304
00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:00,874
How would it look if somebody sawed it off
on your 6:00 news?
305
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:10,753
Well, my toughest stunt, little darling?
That's hard to say.
306
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,639
Well, your toughest stunt is gonna be talking,
after I get through with you!
307
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,792
Truce, truce! I mean, I had
all I could take of you last night.
308
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:18,439
Before you hit me with that board, you mean?
309
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,193
I don't know what you're talking about.
310
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:24,114
We both went piling into those trashcans
and the whole town went dark,
311
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,918
till that spaceship showed up.
312
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,514
And you haven't seen Jody
since we stepped out back?
313
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:32,355
Seavers, look, I might not be
your biggest fan, but I do like Jody.
314
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,033
Honest, I don't know where she is.
315
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,270
Then why aren't you
off your can trying to find her?
316
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,476
- Off my can?
- That's right!
317
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,311
What do you think I am, junior, NASA?
318
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,277
All right, all right!
Danny, I'm gonna take you at your word,
319
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:45,033
but if I find out you lied to me...
320
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:48,317
CYNTHIA: Cynthia Caldwell, reporting live
from Pleasance, California.
321
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:51,677
With me is Frank Forester,
owner of the Consolidated Mine,
322
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,752
which lost a great deal
of its money from Pleasance Bank.
323
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,798
Mr Forester, how do you feel about the situation?
324
00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:00,599
Well, I'm just glad that
nobody was seriously injured.
325
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:04,280
Will you be able to make your payroll this month?
326
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:07,796
Yes. Fortunately, the bank is federally insured,
327
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:10,110
so we shouldn't have much of a problem.
328
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,318
CYNTHIA: For a town that has been a victim
of such a frightening encounter,
329
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,153
Pleasance today seems to be celebrating!
330
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,551
Well, I suppose you could say a lo': of good will
331
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:21,678
was created by that shower of money.
332
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,792
CYNTHIA: And so if appears...
333
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,590
- Where's that mine?
- How should I know?
334
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,593
GIRL: It's north of town, about 20 miles.
But it's closed down now.
335
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:30,829
Come on, kid.
336
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,433
HOWIE:
If it's closed down, how can they have a payroll?
337
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,158
What do I look like, an accountant?
338
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:38,719
Describe this guy with the fire coming out
of his fingers. Is he human-shaped?
339
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,235
Oh, yeah, but he kind of glowed.
340
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:42,875
Well, how'd he get onto the ground?
341
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,520
Well, he just appeared out of the smoke
that came with the spaceship.
342
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,194
I know, all the money
being missing is suspicious.
343
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,669
But if you were an extraterrestrial,
wouldn't you want to get your hands
344
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,512
on some of the local means of exchange?
345
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:56,070
- Kid, if I was an ET, I wouldn't need it.
- What about all the things he did?
346
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:59,391
The fire coming out of his fingers?
The explosions? The spaceship?
347
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:02,598
Come on, kid, movies can make
Superman fly, part the Red Sea,
348
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,557
put an ape up on top
of the Empire State Building.
349
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:08,554
- Yeah, but all in one take?
- With the right equipment, why not?
350
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:12,315
Now, did the Sheriff and Harris
both fire at this spaceman?
351
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,197
Gee, I don't remember. Why?
352
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:18,398
Because I found this paper wad
near the Sheriff's car.
353
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,040
One of those lawmen was firing blanks.
354
00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:25,114
Then this whole thing is a phony,
and one of those guys is in on it!
355
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,191
But wait a minute!
What's that got to do with the mine?
356
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:31,238
A mine wouldn't be a bad place
to hide a person, now, would it?
357
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,709
If Jody happened to stumble onto something.
358
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,952
Yeah! And mines use lots of dynamite,
like at the bank!
359
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:39,680
Looks like somebody's interested
in where we're going.
360
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,513
COLT: I think that somebody is Deputy Harris.
361
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,400
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
362
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:49,189
Why don't we give them
a little ride for their money, huh?
363
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:17,355
- Colt, that's straight down!
- Yeah. Let's hope he follows.
364
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:36,034
Kid, remember what the stuntman's manual said,
365
00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:39,272
"The only way down a hill
is straight down, because..."
366
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:42,239
-"Never at an angle because you might roll."
-"...you might roll."
367
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:43,958
(BOTH LAUGHING)
368
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:55,394
GUARD: You want something?
369
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:56,959
Yeah, we're with a TV crew.
370
00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:00,635
We thought we'd check the mine out
so we could do a live remote.
371
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,996
I'm not supposed to let anybody on this place.
372
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:06,994
Oh, well, that'd sure disappoint Mr Forester.
He's the one who sent us.
373
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,959
All right. just stay out of the restricted areas.
374
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,873
- You betcha.
- Well, what are the restricted areas?
375
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,634
Just stay over by the offices and you'll be fine.
376
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,154
Thanks again.
377
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,360
It's an awful big place. Jody could be anywhere.
378
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,080
Yeah. We'll never cover all this area.
379
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:38,912
- I wonder why they shut down operations?
- I don't know, must have just played out.
380
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,595
Does that make sense?
That mine owner was talking about a big payroll.
381
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,394
Well, maybe this thing hasn't been
a total loss after all, kid.
382
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:54,959
What does that look like to you?
383
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:58,510
Oh, come on, Colt! Forget it!
That's no flying saucer.
384
00:25:58,600 --> 00:25:59,795
How do you know?
385
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,314
Well, I know what a helicopter sounds like.
386
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,755
Didn't you say you heard a high-pitched roar?
387
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:04,989
Yeah! Enough to break your eardrums.
388
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,720
That sure sounds like enough
to drown out a turbine.
389
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,711
HOWIE: What about the lights and the shape?
390
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:13,236
Movie magic, kid! I mean, somebody
conveniently turned off every light in town,
391
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:16,676
so you couldn't see
what they didn't want you to see.
392
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,350
- Like that?
- COLT: It's Luckman!
393
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,673
Colt! That's dynamite he's carrying!
394
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,274
Yeah! And what's he doing here in the first place?
395
00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:28,352
I knew he had to be in on this.
Kid, we're onto something.
396
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:29,760
Onto what?
397
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:34,393
- This chopper. It's perfect.
- For what?
398
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,154
Well, our television coverage.
I mean, what else would we care about?
399
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:40,471
You know, like a flying saucer's
eye view of Pleasance.
400
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,073
You need our chopper for that?
401
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,230
We're lucky we have a truck.
402
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,709
Those cheapskates at the TV station
won't even pay mileage.
403
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:46,790
Yeah.
404
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:49,633
Yeah, well, the guy you need to talk to
about renting this chopper
405
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,597
is the guy you said sent you.
406
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,637
Maybe you better come with me while I call him.
407
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,631
Oh, no, that's okay. We'll just be...
408
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,518
Hold it! Not so fast!
409
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:10,356
HOWIE: I wonder what Luckman was
up to at Consolidated Mines.
410
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:14,231
COLT: I don't know, kid, but I think we should
have a little talk with the Sheriff.
411
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,676
CYNTHIA: A new element has been added
to the unusual events in Pleasance.
412
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,718
Jody Banks, the missing girl, has been found.
413
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,997
- CYNTHIA: Sheriff Baker is questioning her now.
- Let's go.
414
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:45,909
This is the KLA-TV news team keeping you
up-to-date with the up-to-minute news.
415
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,394
Jody, Jody, you'll be all right.
416
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,193
- Jody?
-(CRYING) Oh, Colt!
417
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,438
Hey! It's all right. I'm here. It's okay.
418
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,989
- She's scared to death.
- It's okay.
419
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:03,552
Sit down. It's okay. Now, what happened, Jody?
420
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:06,395
You don't want to know.
421
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,630
Yes, we want to know.
Now, you've got to tell us about it.
422
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,314
I mean, you gotta get it out in the open.
We both know there was no UFO.
423
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,994
- Now, what happened?
- Yes, there was!
424
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:17,792
They took me, just like a child's doll.
425
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,792
- Took you where?
- Up in the spaceship.
426
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,798
They wanted to know things
and learn things and...
427
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:31,829
(SOBBING) Colt it hurt, it hurt, it felt like they
were just turning my head inside out...
428
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:36,120
- Jody! Kid, are you okay?
- No.
429
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,230
No, Danny, not really, no.
430
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,789
All right, Seavers, that's enough.
431
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,199
Sheriff, you can see Miss Banks
has been under a terrible strain.
432
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,989
I think she needs a good physical examination
before you start hassling her.
433
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,356
Now, I'm not hassling anybody.
434
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:57,754
I just want some answers
to what's been going on around here.
435
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,517
Now, Miss Banks,
436
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,277
I'm really sorry, but,
437
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,198
in view of what's been going on around here,
438
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:12,114
I got a damn good reason
for wanting to know where you been.
439
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,473
Up in a spaceship.
440
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,151
You were in that thing?
441
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:29,750
Sheriff, I'm not a doctor, but it seems
to me that Jody's suffering from shock.
442
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:33,037
Well, Miss Michaels,
everybody in this town is in a state of shock.
443
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:37,398
Urn. Terri, it's okay, 'cause we might
as well get it out in the open.
444
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:40,759
Okay, the last thing I remember was,
445
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:46,233
I'd run out in front of the Crazy Horse and I was
upset because Danny had gone to fight Colt.
446
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:51,230
JODY: The sires! was empty,
so I went around back in the alley.
447
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:55,200
The next thing I knew, I was being grabbed
and I couldn't see anything,
448
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,317
but I felt myself being picked up.
449
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:58,959
It was like suffocating.
450
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,998
And then I felt woozy and I guess I passed out.
451
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,558
When I woke, I must've been on the spaceship.
452
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:09,678
And there were these flashing lights all around.
453
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:13,515
And I couldn't see the people,
or the things or whatever they were,
454
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:17,195
very clearly, but I remember
there were four of them,
455
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:22,358
and they were tall, very, very tall.
456
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:28,350
Colt, what do you think?
I mean, what do you really think?
457
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:32,913
Well, to tell you the truth, kid,
I think too much of Jody to say.
458
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,591
CYNTHIA: Uh, Mr Seavers? Mr Seavers?
459
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,990
I'm Cynthia Caldwell.
I'm from the television crew back there.
460
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,070
Oh, I know who you are.
461
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:40,992
Now, you got quite a circus
going for yourself here.
462
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:42,434
Some people find a circus fun.
463
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:43,954
- What's your hurry?
- My hurry?
464
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,839
Well, I would think that you would be
interested in what Miss Banks has to say,
465
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,194
you being so close and all.
466
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,395
We're interested.
467
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,518
Look, I figure it'll take a while
to get Jody alone to have a word with her.
468
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,352
We're willing to wait.
469
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,795
- Do you believe her?
Jody's no Liar.
470
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,998
But do you believe this nonsense
about a flying saucer?
471
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,674
Look, Miss Caldwell,
she said that somebody grabbed her
472
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:03,830
and took her up into a ship.
473
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,070
She's not the first person to ever say that.
474
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:09,198
No, but she may be the first one to be
involved while a bank was being robbed.
475
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:10,315
Hmm.
476
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:13,279
That's funny, I heard the Martians
blew it down and the crowd did the rest.
477
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,079
Even allowing for the money that was burnt,
it would have required
478
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:20,040
a parade of wheelbarrows 20 miles long
to cart away all that cash.
479
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,191
So you think this whole thing
ties in with the bank?
480
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:25,079
Yes, but I don't know how. What have you got?
481
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,958
- Tell her about Luckman.
- Kid...
482
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,075
who?
483
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,197
Miss Caldwell, when I can
prove something, we'll let you know.
484
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,078
Until then, we'll all just
have to be a little patient.
485
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,356
Colt, if I may call you Colt.
486
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,234
- I am on a deadline.
- And we're not.
487
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,709
It is not my fault that
my employers want the answers
488
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,871
to all the world's questions by 5:00.
489
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:46,237
It's not mine that you can't
give them the answers.
490
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,680
TERRI: Colt, I'm taking Jody to the hospital.
I think it's the best thing.
491
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,673
- Yeah. We'll go with you.
- Do you mind if I come along?
492
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:54,273
In a word, yes.
493
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:58,117
You are not being very cooperative or very nice.
494
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,716
Look, Miss Caldwell, you just
keep your camera handy, okay?
495
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:05,236
- What for?
- If I'm lucky in a while, I'll let you know.
496
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:08,119
- What do you mean?
- Well, we've all heard Jody's story.
497
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:11,079
We still gotta find out where it came from.
498
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,355
The doctor says Jody's system
shows traces of LSD.
499
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:27,717
They drugged her? No wonder
she thought she saw ETs.
500
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,473
Well, she must have really seen four men.
501
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:33,679
But, under the influence of LSD,
they must've made you think they were aliens.
502
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:36,195
But who? I mean, why do it to me?
503
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,317
It's all part of the scam.
504
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,119
You know all about them scams,
don't you, Seavers?
505
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:44,511
Sorry to bother you, Miss Banks,
but the Sheriff would like to see Mr Seavers.
506
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,638
- Look, Harris, I don't have time, okay?
- Well, I'd make time.
507
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,791
See, this is real official.
508
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,520
COLT: All right.
509
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,395
Sheriff, you mind telling me what you want?
510
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,916
Well, why don't you tell me? You recognize this?
511
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,391
- Sure, it's my stunt bag.
- Why don't you look inside?
512
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,352
I'm sure you recognize what's inside there, too.
513
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,874
Come on, fellas. We've all seen money.
514
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:32,112
Gentlemen, step inside here for a minute, please.
515
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,994
Alf, can you identify this currency?
516
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,311
Oh, my. Yes!
517
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,717
This was in our bank last night.
518
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,599
I can verify it with the Federal Reserve.
519
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,396
- Mr Styles?
- Oh, well,
520
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:52,518
I just picked up that bag
a little while ago at the movie camp.
521
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,319
Gee, Colt, I'm sorry I had to go into your trailer.
522
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,995
I don't understand
how this spaceship we all saw...
523
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:03,711
Alf! Alf! I don't know any more about
that than anybody else in this town,
524
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,952
but I suppose it's just possible that this
525
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,395
Hollywood stuntman here and some of his friends
526
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,472
was able to pull the wool over
our eyes with some of their tricks.
527
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:17,519
Come on, Sheriff, I'm the one
that's been saying robbery from the beginning.
528
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,830
I'd say that's pretty clever.
529
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:21,638
But where's the rest of the money?
530
00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:24,030
Well, I don't know, Alf, we may never know that.
531
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:27,033
But there's 250,000 of it right here.
532
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,919
Sheriff, I didn't take this money,
but I know who did.
533
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,994
Well, now, you just tell that to the judge.
You're under arrest.
534
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,391
HOWIE: Psst. Colt!
535
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,317
It's about time you guys got here.
536
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,710
TERRI: I thought you were supposed to be
the bounty hunter, not the criminal.
537
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,871
Yeah, well, so did I. What'd you find out?
538
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:01,395
Well, I talked to Sheriff Baker
and the local judge.
539
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,756
They're holding you without bail
because it's such a big case.
540
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:07,435
Yeah. They're having a news conference
tomorrow morning with Cynthia Caldwell.
541
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:10,717
Yeah, they're trying to pin
this whole ET thing on you.
542
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,438
It could be worse. They could want to lynch me.
543
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,114
- Don't worry, that's coming.
- Thanks.
544
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,514
There's only one thing left to do,
and that's get me out of here, now!
545
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,830
Colt, I just told you,
you have to wait for your hearing.
546
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,833
I can't wait for that. By that time
they'll have the frame-up down pat.
547
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,799
- We've got to move now.
- I'LL be right back.
548
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:40,714
Colt, you can't!
549
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,838
Terri, I got no choice.
The real crooks are getting away.
550
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:45,957
Colt, I hope you know what you're doing!
551
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,509
Don't worry, Terri. Colt knows.
552
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,679
Go!
553
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:28,159
BAKER: Well, no, Cynthia, [can't say
that all the facts are in, but,
554
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:31,719
sure as shooting, Colt Seavers
is one Hollywood stuntman
555
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:36,795
who's gonna stay in my jail until we
get to the bottom of this whole thing.
556
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:38,791
(EXPLOSION)
557
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,156
TERRI: Colt. Now I know why I get you
to do these things.
558
00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:03,675
I'm more nervous
than if I was taking the bar exam.
559
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,637
- Terri, we can't stop now.
- I know.
560
00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:08,314
Jody's right. We know Harris is involved.
561
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,040
We've gotta smoke out the other
four men that were with her.
562
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,680
Danny, Luckman and whoever else.
563
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,273
GUARD: Hey! Hold it!
564
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:26,797
Excuse me. Have you ever seen how
a real Hollywood stuntman throws a punch?
565
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,154
What?
566
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:33,156
COLT: We're gonna look around
until we find what I'm looking for.
567
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,560
It looks like enough is
still here to pull this thing off.
568
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:47,359
And I'm gonna enjoy every minute of it.
569
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,070
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
570
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,079
We did it!
571
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,231
And it pays off three ways.
572
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,231
A mine that's failing, a bank that's in trouble,
573
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:05,200
and a broken-down old lawman
that's facing retirement.
574
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:09,749
Don't forget the federal insurance.
It's just icing on the cake.
575
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:14,755
Not to mention the kick of seeing
Colt Seavers take the rap for the whole thing.
576
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,914
I'm sure you can appreciate
my problem, Mr Forester.
577
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:22,312
For all the big sums involved in making films,
men like myself are never very well paid.
578
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:25,153
Come on, it's the stunt guy
that takes it in the neck.
579
00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:28,153
I mean, it's just the big stars
and the director that rake in all the money.
580
00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:30,629
Well, you two don't have
to worry about that any more.
581
00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:35,669
No, certainly not. I think it's time
we gave our efficient friends their share.
582
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:36,909
Yes!
583
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:43,112
I think you gentlemen are going to be
very happy with this arrangement.
584
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:47,150
There's $150,000 each to our Hollywood people,
585
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:54,194
and $150,000 to our retiring lawman.
586
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:57,234
(LAUGHING)
587
00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:00,995
Gentlemen, don't forget to report
this on your income tax.
588
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:03,795
Uh.
589
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,110
When are you two going to move out?
590
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,636
This seems as good a time
as any to move our separate ways.
591
00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:12,758
After all, the town is asleep.
592
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:17,593
Listen, the Professor
and I'll go get all the stuff and then...
593
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,876
It's back to the movie location.
594
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:23,430
I'll even be able to take over
the stunts tomorrow.
595
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:25,510
(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)
596
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:30,869
- Professor, what're you trying to pull?
- LUCKMAN: This is impossible!
597
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:32,435
(SPACESHIP APPROACHING)
598
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:48,312
- I thought you dismantled that thing.
- So did I.
599
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,720
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
600
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,031
CYNTHIA: He said it was going to be
worth the wait, and it is!
601
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,157
Keep going! Get it all!
602
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:01,593
This time you're not getting away.
just hold it right there, mister.
603
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,190
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
604
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:16,909
Seavers?
605
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,919
Surprised to see me back so soon, Sheriff?
606
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,159
BAKER: I don't know, son.
607
00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:27,518
That's the little gang over there
that pulled this stunt off the first time.
608
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,160
DANNY: Out of my way! Get out!
609
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,638
No! I want him alive!
610
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,551
(TIRES SCREECHING)
611
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,916
just hold it right there, boys.
612
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,713
Old-timer, huh?
613
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,714
COLT: So it's that simple, Sheriff.
614
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,360
Danny Styles, he flew the chopper
and was the spaceman.
615
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,113
Professor Luckman rigged the effects.
616
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,157
He used a timer to make
the town's lights go on and off.
617
00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:26,753
He gimmicked your car the same way.
618
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:31,311
It was your Deputy Harris that tipped them off,
but he worked for Forester and Gorman.
619
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:34,199
Well, both the mine and the bank were failing,
620
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:37,318
so they decided to take what they could,
while they could.
621
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:40,279
Yeah. They didn't care what
they did to get it. They drugged Jody.
622
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:43,876
Danny hit Colt during the blackout,
they staged a space invasion! It's incredible!
623
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,156
Jody's being there wasn't planned,
but they used it.
624
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:51,519
Well, how, how'd you know all that?
I mean, how'd you suspect it?
625
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,629
Oh, just years of movie magic.
626
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:57,198
(BAKER LAUGHS)
627
00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:03,079
Well, listen, I'm sorry about
all the trouble I caused you folks,
628
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,394
but, next time you get the chance,
629
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,630
you come on back here to Pleasance
630
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:10,358
and we'll see how pleasant
we can make it for you.
631
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:11,475
You got a deal.
632
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:15,952
There you are! Seavers, of all the lame-brained,
knuckle-headed stunts you've ever pulled,
633
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,235
this takes the cake!
634
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:18,719
I guess that means you missed me?
635
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,952
Missed you? Missed you? I should've fired you!
636
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:27,075
Days lost from shooting!
Our special effects man locked up!
637
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:32,754
Actually, it's the greatest publicity
stunt in the world, Colt.
638
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:36,310
People will be talking about us
from now till the premiere. Mmm-hmm.
639
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,789
And it's all because of you! Come on, my boy,
640
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:42,475
Cynthia Caldwell wants to talk to you.
She wants to interview you on television.
641
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:43,880
- Me?
- Yes.
642
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:44,950
- Television?
- Yes!
643
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:46,474
- You mean the news?
- Yes!
644
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,039
- Well, how do I look?
-Wonderful!
645
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:49,349
- TERRI: You look very nice.
- How's my hair?
646
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,750
- TERRI: It's very nice.
- Good. Well, I'll need makeup, don't you think?
647
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:55,071
- TERRI: No, no.
- Who's gonna write my dialogue?56513
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