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♪ There's a place you gotta go ♪
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♪ For learning all you oughta
know about the facts of life ♪
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♪ The facts of life ♪
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♪ When your books are
what you're there about ♪
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♪ But looks are
what you care about ♪
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♪ The time is right to
learn the facts of life ♪
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♪ When the world never seems ♪
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♪ To be living up
to your dreams ♪
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♪ It's time you
started finding out ♪
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♪ What everything is all about ♪
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♪ When the boys you
used to hate you date ♪
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♪ I guess you best
investigate the facts of life ♪
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♪ You gotta get 'em right ♪
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♪ The facts of life ♪
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♪♪
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♪ The facts of life ♪
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♪ The facts of life ♪♪
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Congratulate me.
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According to this government pamphlet,
my hormones have been triggered.
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So, you want to celebrate
with a large party,
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or will a small
sit-down dinner do?
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Hi, girls. Mrs. Garrett,
did you hear the news?
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Molly's been triggered.
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I'm almost afraid to
ask what that means.
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It means I've
entered puberty. Oh.
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Molly. Right on schedule.
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And just in time for
my sex-education class.
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I'd like to enter puberty.
Where do you sign up?
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Oh, may I, Molly? I
might use this in my class.
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"Countdown To Puberty."
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I don't think I want the government
controlling my hormones.
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Don't worry, Molly. They haven't
been able to control anything lately.
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Stop arguing with me, Cindy!
I'm telling you, it's Steve!
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I guess he's making a delivery.
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But all you could see was an
arm sticking out the car window.
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I know that arm...
Bulging, muscular, tan...
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and mine, Cindy.
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- Thrifty Market.
- Steve.
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I'd know that arm anywhere.
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Hiya, Natalie. Heard
any good ones lately?
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Sure. What's green and red and
goes a hundred miles an hour?
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- Okay, what?
- A frog in a blender!
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We're gonna be in a blender
if we don't get to algebra class.
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Right. Hey, Steve, it
was short but sweet.
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- Don't be a stranger.
- You're too much.
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Ohh! Come on, Cindy.
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Anyone here to sign for this?
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Just me. Everyone
else seems to be gone.
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Good.
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I feel so silly. I forgot to...
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Uh, hi, Mrs. Garrett. Uh,
wh-what did you forget?
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To knock.
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Well, I was just getting
my receipt signed by,
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uh, Blair, wasn't it? Right.
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Good. Then you two have met?
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Well, uh, I'd better
deliver, my, uh,
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next delivery. Bye, Steve.
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My, Blair, I didn't know
you were such a big tipper.
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I would rather you didn't tell
anyone about Steve and me, okay?
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But why keep it a secret? I
don't wanna hurt Natalie's feelings.
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Aw, that's nice of
you to worry about her.
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But Natalie knows she's too
young to get serious with Steve.
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How serious are you with Steve?
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Very.
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Oh, I know, I'm probably just
on a "macho and muscles" trip,
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but... who cares?
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If he's been
above the first floor,
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- I care.
- He hasn't.
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Well, where have you two been?
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We meet in Peekskill
on Saturdays.
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We get together after
his wrestling matches.
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He has pinned 107 opponents.
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Really? Make
sure you're not 108.
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Blair, are you in or not?
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Okay! Okay!
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Okay, I see your Oreo...
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and raise you a Fig
Newton and a chocolate chip.
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That's too rich for me.
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I fold.
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What do you think Mrs. Garrett's
gonna teach in her sex-education class?
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I don't know, but this is the first
time I'm looking forward to homework.
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I hope Mrs. Garrett
tells it like it is.
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We'll be lucky if
she tells it like it was.
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But Mrs. Garrett's
really been around.
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Tootie, just saying I was
married'll be sufficient.
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Gambling?
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Someone like to explain?
Sure. It's five-card draw...
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One-eyed kings and deuces wild.
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You want in? Mm-mm.
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Mrs. Garrett, can
we talk... outside?
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You're the headmaster.
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Girls, make this the last
hand, and don't eat the pot.
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Now, this is the book I
want you to use in your class.
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- It's written by an expert.
- Oh, Mr. Bradley.
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You're still having trouble
with my teaching sex education?
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Well, you know I'm a registered
nurse. I took courses in...
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No, no, no. Your
qualifications are fine.
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But I personally think
the board was wrong when
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it voted to teach sex
education at Eastland.
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Mr. Bradley, most parents don't
teach their children anything about sex.
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So we've got to.
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Because the kids think they know
more about sex than they really do.
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- Well, I don't like it.
- Sex?
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Let's not play games.
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I just think it's a bad idea to force these
girls to think about their sexuality now.
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A lot of them are
going with boys.
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No!
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Boys are all they talk about.
They need our guidance now.
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Mr. Bradley, what they
don't know can hurt them.
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Well, don't forget you're
teaching a very touchy subject...
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to a class full of girls of different
ages and experience levels.
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Now, I know.
Education is my turf.
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Well, tough turf.
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Mr. Bradley, you promised
me this was to be my class.
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I think I know how
to teach my girls.
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I'd feel a lot better if
you were teaching...
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another elective course
that was less dangerous,
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like... "How To Drive A Car."
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Sex education is more important.
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They can't drive
till they're 16.
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Oh, yeah.
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You can have my
winnings, Sue Ann.
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I can't afford an extra ounce if I'm
gonna get into those jeans Saturday night.
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That's the least
of your worries.
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You've got to be careful with
Steve. He's got a big reputation,
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and it's not for
boxing groceries.
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Blair, he even
dates college girls!
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Oh?
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So what?
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I know as much
as a college girl.
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Come on, Blair. You and I have
played "How far have you gone?"
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- And we're even.
- Who knows?
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Maybe we won't be
after Saturday night.
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You wouldn't? Don't worry.
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I just might
experiment a little.
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That's what
Dr. Frankenstein said.
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"Pubescence. That's
when your hips get curvier,
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your bust develops"...
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And you enter the
wonderful world of zits.
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Yup. That's it, all right.
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Good morning, class!
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Good morning, Mrs. Garrett!
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Today we are going
to discuss... sexuality.
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Right out in the open. I
still have to pinch myself.
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Ow!
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Sex... such a small word...
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for such a big subject.
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Now, I know you think
you have a lot of answers,
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but let's start off
with your questions.
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What are you curious about?
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Everything.
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- I have a question.
- All right, Natalie.
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When do I cave in?
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- Cave in?
- Yeah, surrender.
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Stop saying "no." Kiss
my innocence good-bye.
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How about next Tuesday? Tootie!
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- Morning, girls.
- Good morning, Mr. Bradley!
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Mr. Bradley. Mrs. Garrett.
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You don't mind if I sit in
for awhile and observe?
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- Well, to be honest, I'd rather you...
- Good.
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Girls, don't let my
presence embarrass you.
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Carry on.
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Uh-huh. Where were we?
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We were talking about...
Well, you know, your first time.
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First time for what?
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Oh.
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Well, I know what
I'm going to do.
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I'm gonna wait for
the man that I marry.
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You'll be the only one
waiting. Guys do not wait.
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Do they, Mr. Bradley?
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Yes, you may leave the room.
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No, no. I'm not
leaving. Now, girls,
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Mrs. Garrett doesn't
wanna discuss these things.
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There's a perfectly good book
which'll explain everything. Mr. Bradley!
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These girls are way beyond
the dating habits of a fruit fly!
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As long as I'm
running this class,
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these girls can ask anything...
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Anything they want.
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- Okay, who's next?
- Mrs. Garrett,
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my mom told me that
when it comes to sex,
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men are supposed to have
more experience than women.
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Who are they supposed to get
their experience with, Tinkerbell?
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You'd know that better
than I would, Blair.
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Oo-oo-ooh!
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There's a man in the
class. Let's ask him.
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Gee, I'd love to stay,
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but I've got to see if the motion picture
projector is set up in the auditorium.
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Girls, if you learn two things
in this class, I'll be very happy.
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One: to know your
body and how it works.
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I guess you figured it out. You
didn't come with an owner's manual.
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Two: when and why...
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to think about
physical intimacy.
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Is that anything
like making out?
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It's pretty close, Tootie.
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Well, I'm in no rush.
Whatever I have to learn,
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my husband'll teach
me on my honeymoon.
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I don't trust a system where
a man knows more than I do.
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I'd like to teach
him a few things.
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Good point, Molly.
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But for that you have
to experiment a little.
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Speak for yourself, Blair.
Listen, Miss Untouchable.
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Everyone knows sex is the
most important thing in a marriage.
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Girls, quiet!
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Now, sex is important
in a marriage.
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However, it's just as
important to be friends,
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respect each other, and
have a sense of humor.
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You can't laugh all night.
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And how do you know
if you and your husband
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are compatible if you
haven't shopped around?
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I'll just know, that's all.
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But you go right ahead, Blair.
You're the comparison shopper.
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Oo-oo-ooh!
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At least it's better than having
to return the merchandise.
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Oo-oo-ooh!
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Girls. Virginity is
not the issue here.
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Try to tell my dad that.
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No. I'm talking
about something...
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more important than that.
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I'm talking about self-esteem.
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Now, whatever you do,
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do it for your reasons,
not anyone else's.
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That's right. Some girls I
know go too far with a boy,
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because they think that's the
only way they can hold on to him.
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Or sometimes, I just get worn
down by his begging and pleading.
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Not that Roger's like that.
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Good, Nancy. Keep it that way.
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It might help to think of
your sexuality this way...
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It's a lot like a poker game.
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- Poker?
- Yeah.
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I mean, it's really
not a very fair game.
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You're given a
big pile of chips...
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before you really
know how to play.
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So? You learn how to play.
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Yeah, but if you try to learn
too fast, you lose all your chips.
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Smart money keeps the stakes
low till you know what you're doing.
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Well, I'm a good gambler.
Remember, I won all the cookies.
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Yeah. But you're not
playing for cookies now.
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Okay, girls. Time to get
down to the movie. Great!
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Molly, you were
good. I loved that point.
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Nancy...
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Sue Ann! Wait a
minute. Come here.
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I have a favor to ask. What?
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00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,033
It's about my date with
Steve Saturday night.
244
00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:33,171
- If I don't get in before
curfew, will you sign me in?
- Sure.
245
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:35,740
Hey, is Steve taking
you somewhere romantic?
246
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:39,510
I'll say. We'll be parked in
his brother's custom van.
247
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:42,413
- A van?
- Yes.
248
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,949
Steve calls it his
"love machine."
249
00:14:56,762 --> 00:14:59,096
I can't wait until tonight.
250
00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:02,333
Steve is going to love
me with my new jeans on.
251
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,702
Just make sure they stay on.
252
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:07,972
More advice? Listen.
253
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,908
I hear Steve moves fast
enough without a van.
254
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:13,010
Blair, I'm really
worried about you.
255
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,513
Hey, Mrs. Garrett!
256
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,781
Oh, it's you.
257
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,918
Of course it's me. What
is that supposed to mean?
258
00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:25,123
I thought you left already
to steal Natalie's man.
259
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,761
You told her! I did not.
260
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,895
Blair, no one had to tell me.
261
00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:35,833
A woman feels these things.
262
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:39,003
Tootie, Natalie was
never Steve's girl.
263
00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:41,117
She's only 13. He's 18.
264
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,752
Steve's just like a
brother to her, that's all.
265
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:47,144
I knew you'd have
some flimsy excuse.
266
00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:50,981
Tootie, did you
find Mrs. Garrett?
267
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:53,251
Hi, Blair. Your
hair looks so good.
268
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:59,157
Sure, it looks good.
Jezebel's hair looked good too.
269
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,260
Come on.
270
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,363
Oh, listen, I've got to go too.
271
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:08,665
Have a nice date.
272
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:11,435
Oh, and, uh, just don't
do anything I wouldn't do.
273
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:15,573
Gimme a break. I
wanna have some fun.
274
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,875
Okay, but when
you're in that van,
275
00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:20,878
just remember to keep
your belt fastened...
276
00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:23,113
And your seat belt too.
277
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:32,290
Ooh!
278
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:39,997
♪♪ I just love
your brother's van.
279
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:43,867
It has everything. Now it does.
280
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,404
Mmm.
281
00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:52,276
Mmm! You know, my brother
went on his honeymoon in this van.
282
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,278
How romantic.
283
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,280
Yeah. Let me show you the back.
284
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,850
The back? Yeah.
We're in the front.
285
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,821
Come on. I've got
something for you back here.
286
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,562
Don't worry. You'll
be safe with me.
287
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,939
Okay. Close your eyes.
288
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,312
Okay. Open them.
289
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,448
Do you know what that is?
290
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:35,018
Some kind of bug on its back?
291
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:39,056
It's the "Golden Press." See, the one
guy's got the other guy pinned to the mat.
292
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,092
It's for a hundred
wrestling victories.
293
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,996
They gave it to me in front
of the whole school. Oh.
294
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,097
It-It's really different. Yeah.
295
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:50,267
It's genuine goldtone.
296
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:53,104
And, uh, I want you
to wear it always.
297
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:58,408
Always? Well, not in the shower.
298
00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,778
Steve, I-I couldn't.
299
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,648
I mean, it... It means
so much to you.
300
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:08,252
Why do you think I
gave it to you? Oh!
301
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,921
Ow! Ow.
302
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,790
You okay? Yeah, I think so.
303
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:21,332
Now, where were we?
304
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,434
Blair, let's talk.
305
00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:25,436
Talk? Yeah.
306
00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:28,239
I plan on being the wrestling
coach at Peekskill High.
307
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:31,475
It pays $12,000 a year.
308
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,477
That's nice. Yeah.
309
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:37,047
Uh, Blair, I'm trying to make
some long-range plans for us.
310
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:41,285
Steve, I don't know what
my long-range plans will be.
311
00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:44,800
Anyway, I have two
more years at Eastland...
312
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:48,426
and then there's college.
313
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:52,262
Oh, that's okay. You know, my
parents dated for six and a half years.
314
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,468
As of now, I want
you to be my girl.
315
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:02,206
I am. I mean, no
more dating other guys.
316
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:06,377
I want us to go
steady. Go steady?
317
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:09,846
Sure. Why do you
think I gave you this?
318
00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:15,786
Steve, things are
great the way they are.
319
00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:21,359
Anyway, I have two dances
coming up I just cannot get out of.
320
00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:24,095
And I'll be spending all summer
at a Scottsdale dude ranch.
321
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,798
Why don't we just
think about now?
322
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,535
Well, wait a minute.
323
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:33,538
You know, I'm a little slow,
but I'm getting the picture.
324
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:36,507
This feels like a
polite runaround.
325
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,943
Steve.
326
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:43,047
Does this look like I'm
giving you a runaround?
327
00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:46,183
No, it looks like you
wanna play games,
328
00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:48,785
but you don't want me to stay
around for anything permanent.
329
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,389
Steve, wh-who plans that far?
330
00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:54,024
Can't we just have
a little fun together?
331
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:56,861
That's all you want is fun?
332
00:19:56,930 --> 00:20:00,764
Well, that's fine with
me. Steve! Stop it!
333
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,600
Steve! Stop it!
334
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:07,905
Mrs. Garrett, I knew that
sex class was a bad idea.
335
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:10,107
But you wouldn't
listen. You knew it all.
336
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:13,110
Well, now it's all on your
head. What's on my head?
337
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:17,148
Tell me so I know what
color dress to wear with it.
338
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,751
That's all right. Yeah. Make jokes while
one of our girls is in police custody.
339
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,686
Police? Who?
340
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,989
- Blair.
- You knew? Why didn't you tell me?
341
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,258
I had no idea. Is she all right?
342
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:30,828
- Yes. No thanks to you.
- Well, what's happened?
343
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:34,231
Oh, they picked her up with some
guy. Now they're bringing her in.
344
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:37,535
Why... Why did I
leave that boys' school?
345
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:40,237
There it was, just turn 'em
loose. Forget about 'em.
346
00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:42,773
Hey, there's nothing
to worry about.
347
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,475
Steve's not gonna get
Blair into any kind of trouble.
348
00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:48,045
You know about Blair and Steve?
349
00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:50,948
Of course. Steve
told me all about it.
350
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,558
Wait... Wa-Wa-Wait a
minute. Is-Is Steve this...
351
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:58,054
This delivery guy that struts in here
thinking every girl's in love with him?
352
00:20:58,123 --> 00:21:00,224
We are.
353
00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:07,164
And he's got a van. Shh!
354
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:09,634
A van?
355
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:12,002
You let Blair go out
with a boy in a van?
356
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:14,505
Mr. Bradley, have
a little faith in Blair.
357
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:16,840
For goodness sake, trust her!
358
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:19,343
To do what? Those things
are portable passion pits!
359
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:26,049
Hi. Blair, are you okay?
360
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:29,186
- Sure.
- I wanna know everything
that went on tonight.
361
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:32,790
I am talking about
the police involvement.
362
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:35,759
Uh, Steve drove me up
to Skyview Ridge Road.
363
00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:37,862
"Make-out Mountain"?
364
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:40,698
Well that's what the kids
call it who'd go up there.
365
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:43,868
Not just the kids.
366
00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:50,608
- How did the police
become involved?
- Steve got a speeding ticket,
367
00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:53,476
because he tore out of the
parking lot when it was all over.
368
00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:56,012
What was all over?
369
00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:59,116
- Nothing. Our talk.
- Oh, you see?
370
00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:01,296
Just have a little faith.
371
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,166
The police are outside. They
want you to vouch for my identity.
372
00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:07,470
Well, it could have been worse.
373
00:22:11,363 --> 00:22:14,363
Our first flashing
red light at Eastland.
374
00:22:18,303 --> 00:22:21,705
Mrs. Garrett, you were so right.
375
00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:25,209
Good. About what?
376
00:22:25,278 --> 00:22:28,512
About what you said
about self-esteem...
377
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:31,415
and pride and
not rushing things.
378
00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:34,918
- They were all true.
- I'm so proud of you.
379
00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:39,390
Don't be. It was Steve who
wanted to take things slow.
380
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:43,627
- He asked me to go steady.
- Are you listening girls?
381
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:47,098
You see, there are some boys
who don't have to rush things.
382
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:51,301
- Not all of them.
- Steve wanted to do
the right thing,
383
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:54,671
but then when I didn't want to,
he tried to do the wrong thing.
384
00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:57,007
And got mad and raced off.
385
00:22:57,075 --> 00:22:59,110
Boy, am I lucky.
386
00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:03,380
I don't have to think about
this kinda stuff for years.
387
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:09,186
Well, I'll think about it.
388
00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:12,901
Mrs. Garrett, I learned
something new tonight.
389
00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:15,759
I have a lot more to learn.
390
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:20,130
Good. See you in class tomorrow.
391
00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:25,002
Natalie, will you
ever forgive me?
392
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:28,705
Don't be silly, Blair.
There's nothing to forgive.
393
00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:31,775
I knew he'd be back.
394
00:23:44,189 --> 00:23:46,023
♪ When the boys you
used to hate you date ♪
395
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,025
♪ I guess you best investigate ♪
396
00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:50,961
♪ The facts of life
The facts of life ♪
397
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,829
♪ If you hear 'em
from your brother ♪
398
00:23:52,898 --> 00:23:54,832
♪ Better clear 'em
with your mother ♪
399
00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:57,501
♪ Gotta get 'em
right The facts of life ♪
400
00:23:57,570 --> 00:24:01,939
♪ When the world never seems ♪
401
00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:04,975
♪ To be living up
to your dreams ♪
402
00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:07,210
♪ It's time you
started finding out ♪
403
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,212
♪ The facts of
life are all about ♪
404
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:13,684
♪ You ♪♪
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