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Here it is. Baryshnikov's
home number.
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- How'd you get that?
- He lives in
my aunt's building.
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I just love ballet dancers.
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They have such
cute little bottoms.
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It's ringing.
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Hello, this is
Misha Baryshnikov.
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Hi. It's me, Blair Warner.
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I'm sorry, I not home now.
But when you hear beep,
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please to leave name,
number and short message.
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Have a nice day, okay?
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His machine.
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♪ There's a place you gotta go ♪
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♪ For learning all you oughta
know about the facts of life ♪
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♪ The facts of life ♪
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♪ When your books are
what you're there about ♪
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♪ But looks are
what you care about ♪
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♪ The time is right to
learn the facts of life ♪
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♪ When the world never seems ♪
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♪ To be living up
to your dreams ♪
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♪ It's time you
started finding out ♪
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♪ What everything is all about ♪
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♪ When the boys you
used to hate you date ♪
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♪ I guess you best
investigate the facts of life ♪
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♪ You gotta get 'em
right The facts of life ♪
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♪♪
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♪ The facts of life ♪
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♪ The facts of life ♪♪
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Do I hear groaning?
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Nancy? What's the matter?
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Someone come in here, quick!
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Is it appendicitis?
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No, everything's okay.
I'm just getting dressed.
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Oh, of course. I
should've known that.
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I just washed these
jeans so they'd shrink,
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and now they fit perfectly.
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I think you're asking too
much of that poor zipper.
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No, I'm getting there.
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I'm almost there. I did it.
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Can you help me up?
I can't bend my legs.
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Ready?
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Oh, my poor back!
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Oh. Uh, thank you.
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Hey, when Roger sees
me in these, he'll go crazy.
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It won't do him any good.
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You're pretty safe in there.
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Mrs. Garrett, have you seen
Sue Ann? No, Blair, I haven't.
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Sue Ann, get your
fanny down here.
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All right. What's going on?
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I just got you a date...
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for the Bates Academy dance.
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Mr. Big... Scott Dunbar III.
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Is that the guy who's
on the football team?
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And the tennis team,
and the debating team...
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You name it.
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I know a guy like that back in Kansas
City at Harry Truman Junior High.
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Please, Sue Ann. Scott's
in the social register,
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not the Farmer's Almanac.
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Scott's got it
all: looks, build,
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old money, new money.
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He'll call you this afternoon.
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- He sounds heavy duty.
- Not any more heavy duty
than you, dear.
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If I were you, I'd
lose some of that.
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Every girl I've ever seen Scott with
looks like she's right out of Vogue.
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Go ahead. Go ahead,
keep shoveling it in.
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You know, you're in running for
"chubbette of the year" yourself, Blair.
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We'll see who the porker
is. Let's get the scale.
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Fine, if you're not
afraid of breaking it...
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bacon butt.
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Hey, what's for dinner tonight?
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Mystery meat.
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- Hi, girls.
- Hi.
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How do you like my
new dress I bought?
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Good, I knew you'd love it.
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- Who wouldn't?
- Good for you, Mrs Garrett.
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All right. Who wants
to get weighed?
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What?
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Sue Ann is seriously
considering going on a diet.
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You mean, Blair is.
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I'm on a diet.
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Monday, it'll be 30 years.
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All right, Sue
Ann. You're first.
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Up, up, up, up, up.
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Okay, Blair. I guess I
could lose a few pounds.
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A few?
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Kansas City beef
isn't that valuable.
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Oh, what about those choice
New York cuts on you, Blair?
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Any more dieters?
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You know what the fashion
magazines say: Thin is in.
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Not me. No magazine's
tellin' me how to look.
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Tootie, are you gonna diet?
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I thought I'd take
off a few pounds.
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How about you, Nat? Are
you gonna try to be pencil thin?
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Who wants to be a skinny pencil?
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I'd rather be a
happy Magic Marker.
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What's goin' on here? Oh,
yeah, the weigh-in. How's it goin'?
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Oh, great, Mrs.
Garrett. Wanna hop on?
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Hop on? Sure. Why not? Okay.
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Oh, wait a minute here. There.
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You better take that too. Yeah.
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Wait a minute. Thank you.
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Turn around.
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Oh, no.
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I had no idea.
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Well, I had some idea.
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Oh, that settles it.
I'm going on a diet.
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That dress goes back.
But you love that dress.
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I know it, but I
don't deserve it.
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That's a size 14, and
that's too comfortable.
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It's like givin' up. No, no, no.
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I gotta try for size
12 one more time.
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You girls have
really inspired me.
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That's a terrific
attitude, Mrs. Garrett.
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I can see you with
hollow cheeks already.
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Come on, girls.
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Help me turn that door of
the refrigerator to the wall!
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- How about you, Nat?
- Nah.
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We could fight flab together.
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Toot, I'm a lover,
not a fighter.
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- I'm okay the way I am.
- Okay.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Mrs. Garrett.
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- Did Scott Dunbar call?
- Not that I know of, dear.
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I see the problem.
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Oh, well, yes, Roger.
I want that too, Roger.
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I can't answer that
right now, Roger.
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Could you hold on? Thanks.
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Will you take a hike!
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You don't own that
phone, you know.
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Let me give it some
thought, Roger.
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I'll call you back
later. Bye-bye.
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I'll get you for this.
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I'll answer it.
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- Thrifty Market.
- Oh, more celery.
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I can hardly wait.
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- There's also
some apples and oranges.
- And muscles.
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Oh, hiya, sexy.
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At last, a man who
likes me for myself.
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Hi, I'm Natalie, your
guide to the kitchen.
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Well, I'm Steve.
Lead the way, babe.
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Hi. Hi. Hi... Hi!
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Forget it, Cindy. He's mine.
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- Natalie.
- Yes, Mrs. Garrett?
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Don't squeeze the merchandise.
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- Oh, that might be for you.
- I know. Would you
mind getting it?
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I don't want to seem anxious.
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Sure, honey. Whoo!
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Hello. Sue Weaver?
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Well, I'll see if she's
here. Is it Scott?
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Right. How does he sound?
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Tall.
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Sue Ann, don't blow it.
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Hello, Scott? Yes,
Blair said you'd call.
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I'm sure glad you're
using the telephone.
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Yeah, I'm being funny.
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She's blowin' it.
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Uh-huh. Well, I'm looking
forward to meeting you too.
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Oh, that's nice. Well, I'm
from Kansas City, Kansas.
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No, I'm not being funny.
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Well, okay. See
you Saturday then.
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Uh-huh. Bye, Scott.
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- Well?
- What a guy.
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He's got a Harvard accent,
and he's still in high school.
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You're a crack-up, kiddo.
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It's Natalie.
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Let me show you
a shortcut, Steve.
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Uh, Natalie?
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That's the stairs to your room.
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Thanks, Tootie. See you later.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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This package of diet instant
breakfast... I guess it's yours, huh?
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Why do you think that?
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Uh, no special
reason. See ya, kiddo.
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Like my dress for the dance?
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Blair, listen.
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Scott Dunbar just called.
Oh, he sounds so classy.
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I just hope he's not
disappointed in me.
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I'm sure he won't be.
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Just remember to park
your tractor outside.
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Blair, if you don't think
I'm good enough for him...
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Hey, I'm just kidding. Park
your tractor anywhere you want.
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Did Scott tell you about
the swimming party? No.
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After the dance, we're
gonna sneak out...
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to Tumpy and Kedgy
Barksdale's house...
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for a midnight breakfast
and a swim. Swimming?
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- Should I bring a suit?
- Mmm, not necessarily.
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Bring a suit.
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Both of you.
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Mrs. Garrett? Mm-hmm?
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I never ran with the
rich crowd before,
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and if I'm going to be
wearing a bathing suit,
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I'm really gonna have
to go on a crash diet.
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Sue Ann, those crash diets
aren't healthy. You're a growing girl.
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It's dangerous to
lose weight too fast.
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Besides, Sue Ann,
you got a great figure.
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Sure, it's okay for Kansas City,
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but Scott Dunbar's used to those
slim, sophisticated debutantes...
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with skinny little butts
like you see in Vogue.
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Honey, those girls aren't real.
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They only come out at night
to have their pictures taken.
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Hey, how about it, Sue Ann?
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00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:55,246
Let's go in the kitchen and split
an apple, huh? Only 50 calories.
203
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:58,950
No, thanks. Hmm, all right.
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Piece of celery for your
thoughts. Are you kidding?
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I'm going on a starvation diet.
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00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:10,895
I'm gonna lose 10 pounds
by Saturday if it kills me.
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I couldn't believe I
got an "A" on my test.
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Tootie, pass the mystery meat.
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Sue Ann, want some?
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00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:37,221
No, I'm eating later.
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00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,390
When, on Thanksgiving?
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00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,458
I haven't seen
you eat in a week.
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That's right, and I've
already lost six pounds.
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You're crazy, starving yourself
for some stupid guy you never met.
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Sue Ann, why don't you go to that
weight-reducing place they advertise on TV?
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"Hi there. I'm Yvette,
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"your weight counselor at
the Astro Trim Health Spa.
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"Are your friends talking about that
unsightly bulge behind your back...
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"behind your back?
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"When you get up
from a wooden chair,
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"do you have to fluff it up?
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"If your answer's 'yes, '
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knock it off the
Astro Trim way."
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I tried it. Doesn't work.
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Oh, you're taking back
the dress you bought?
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Right after lunch.
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It's a size 14 and I won't be able to
respect myself until I can slip into a 12.
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How was your lunch?
Oh, uh, terrific. I'm stuffed.
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Good.
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Well.
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♪♪
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Oh, once you get used to
the taste of a green pepper,
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it can explode with flavor.
234
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:06,110
Did it explode yet?
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00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,879
Not a crackle, not a pop.
236
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,852
What's that wonderful smell?
237
00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:17,789
Cinnamon buns. The
cook baked them today.
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What a rotten thing to do.
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00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:26,030
- Good afternoon, Mr. Bradley.
- That is just a rumor.
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Ooh!
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Now, I understand that half the
food is coming back to the kitchen.
242
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Everybody is on
some ridiculous diet.
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Why do you think the cook
plans nutritional meals?
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I don't know. Beats me. Ask her.
245
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,580
I'm going to have
to go on record.
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This silly dieting
has got to stop.
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Oh, I see the problem.
You're the leader. Huh?
248
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:52,789
Just what do you call
that thing you're eating?
249
00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:55,960
I call it: my business.
250
00:14:57,764 --> 00:15:01,965
It is also called: green
pepper on bed of lettuce.
251
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:04,569
In case you haven't noticed,
252
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,237
you're too big to be a bunny.
253
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:13,710
Mr. Bradley, what's
wrong with goin' on a diet...
254
00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:16,013
as long as it's done sensibly?
255
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:19,616
Well, we'll just see if they are
dieting sensibly. We'll check this out.
256
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:21,952
We'll see what's goin'
down around here.
257
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:28,025
Good, Sue Ann. That's
showing good sense.
258
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:31,262
I thought you were
stuffed. Sue Ann.
259
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:35,199
Sue Ann, I found this picture of
Scott Dunbar in a tennis magazine.
260
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,835
Isn't he a knockout? Let's see.
261
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,504
- Oh, wow, he's...
- Oh!
262
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:43,307
Very funny.
263
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,943
Stop kidding.
264
00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:47,990
Uh, Sue Ann?
What's wrong with her?
265
00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:50,214
Sue Ann? Sue Ann?
266
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:02,226
Mrs. Garrett? Mrs Garrett!
267
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,496
Oh, Mr. Bradley, the doctor
said Sue Ann's gonna be all right...
268
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,498
and that there's
nothing serious.
269
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:11,268
You call a girl starving
herself for a week not serious?
270
00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:14,015
I'm gonna go up there and really
rip into her! Oh, no, you're not.
271
00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:16,341
I-I don't mean to challenge
your authority, but...
272
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,754
But you are. Now, I know
it takes a lot of moxie...
273
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,889
to stand up to an
authority figure like me.
274
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,147
I respect that. Thank you.
275
00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:25,216
Sue Ann doesn't need
harsh words right now.
276
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:29,020
That's your opinion. This is my school, and
those are my stairs that you're blocking.
277
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,255
You are not going up
there and rip into Sue Ann!
278
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,791
Yet another challenge?
279
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:37,528
That's how I won your respect.
280
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,942
Mrs. Garret, challenge me
once, you win my respect.
281
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:43,034
Challenge me twice,
you lose your job.
282
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:47,304
Mrs. Garrett, Sue Ann still
won't eat anything. Oh, dear.
283
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:50,341
I'll handle it. Oh,
Mr. Bradley, please!
284
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:53,511
Don't go up there.
Not with that attitude!
285
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,341
Mrs. Garrett, if you
don't quit trying to
286
00:16:55,365 --> 00:16:57,281
crowd me... Don't have
an attitude with her!
287
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,283
Feeling better, dear?
288
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,163
Fine, Mr. Bradley. Good.
289
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:04,166
About this stupid diet you're on...
What are you trying to do, kill yourself?
290
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,990
What is it with you women?
You're always dieting.
291
00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:09,660
There's no harm in
having meat on your bones.
292
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,329
It's what's inside that
makes you attractive.
293
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:15,366
That's a lie, Mr. Bradley.
294
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:20,304
If that's true, how come you never see a
fatso in a panty hose or jeans commercial?
295
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,774
And you don't think of a girl
as a 10 if she weighs a ton.
296
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:28,545
Oh, Natalie, you're not
a number, you're a girl.
297
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:32,316
Oh, Mrs. Garrett, you
wouldn't tell me to go on a diet?
298
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:36,620
I certainly would
not. It's up to you.
299
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,656
Tell me what you see.
300
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,262
Look at what we have here.
301
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:49,633
Miss New York and Miss
"The Rest Of The Country."
302
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,936
Natalie, stop putting
yourself down.
303
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,873
You have a... great personality.
304
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:58,242
Right.
305
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,744
That's what they always
say about girls like me.
306
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:04,248
But how can I compete with
someone who's perfect like you?
307
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:07,117
Oh, Natalie, I'm
far from perfect.
308
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:09,953
I look awful in yellow.
309
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:14,592
Natalie, if you wanna
diet, do it for you,
310
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,593
not for them.
311
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:18,663
Thanks anyway.
312
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,768
You happy now?
You must be happy.
313
00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:26,103
Does that make you happy?
314
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:29,172
Sue Ann, are you
gonna eat something!
315
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:32,743
- I guess I'm gonna have to.
- See? You have to know how
to handle 'em.
316
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:35,512
Now, get some
food into this girl.
317
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:39,116
Sue Ann, what would you
like? I'll make anything you want.
318
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:41,552
- Well, I'd...
- Wait a minute! Don't tell me.
319
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,821
I'll surprise ya. All right?
320
00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:48,692
Good. You're really
gonna eat something?
321
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:53,364
Eat? No way. At least
not till after the dance.
322
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:01,939
Well, I'm heating up some
vegetable soup for Sue Ann,
323
00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:04,141
and I know she
loves my rice pudding.
324
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:07,180
Forget it, Mrs. Garrett.
Sue Ann won't eat anything.
325
00:19:07,204 --> 00:19:08,812
She'll eat my rice pudding.
326
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,815
It's all my fault.
327
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,562
I'm the one that got her
on that diet in the first place.
328
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,553
Then all that
pressure with Scott,
329
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:19,223
and Tumpy and Kedgy's swimming
party must have pushed her over the edge.
330
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:23,093
Don't blame yourself
for Tumpy and Kedgy.
331
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,329
You were being a good friend.
332
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:28,165
Look what I've
done to poor Natalie.
333
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:31,168
I hate the thought that...
334
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:34,677
That my perfection makes
her feel less than perfect.
335
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,710
- Hi.
- Steve?
336
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,859
Mrs. Garrett, I didn't
know you ordered anything.
337
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:47,017
- I didn't.
- Right.
338
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:51,622
You know, I feel kinda bad about that
mistake I made Monday. What mistake?
339
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:55,292
That package of diet instant
breakfast that I thought was for you?
340
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,795
Well, it was for
some other customer.
341
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,497
Here, I figured you'd
get a kick out of this.
342
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:03,934
The Memoirs of
Curly, Larry and Moe.
343
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:08,205
They're my favorites.
How'd you know?
344
00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:11,942
Come on, Steve. I'll go get
you that diet breakfast stuff.
345
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:16,113
That oughta make you
feel less guilty about one girl.
346
00:20:16,181 --> 00:20:20,651
Mrs. Garrett, who are
Curly, Larry and Moe?
347
00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:24,755
Has Sue Ann eaten anything yet?
348
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,124
No, but I'm fixing
her my rice puddin'.
349
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:29,427
That's your trouble. You
don't use your imagination.
350
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:32,830
This is the answer.
Everybody loves Chinese food.
351
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,866
We'll start off with a little
chicken egg-drop soup.
352
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,536
Then when she's softened
up, moo goo gai pan.
353
00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:41,438
Let me take it up to her.
354
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:49,013
One for Tumpy.
355
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:52,449
One for Kedgy.
356
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:56,386
And one for Tootie.
357
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:59,123
That's all I can
eat. I'm stuffed.
358
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,491
Well, what about
the moo goo gai pan?
359
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,094
- You can eat it.
- Aw, thanks.
360
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:12,202
- Hi, Sue Ann.
- Wow.
361
00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:15,473
Mrs. Garrett, the dress.
362
00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:17,508
You fit into a size 12 already?
363
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,644
No, honey. It's my 14.
364
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,679
I decided to keep it.
365
00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:24,014
You mean, you're giving
up on losing weight?
366
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:27,184
Oh, no. I'll get into a 12,
367
00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:29,219
but not in a mad rush.
368
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,123
All that dieting stuff
was driving me crazy.
369
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:34,758
- You helped me realize that.
- I did?
370
00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:38,061
Oh, yeah. When we
were dieting together,
371
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,097
look what it did to you.
372
00:21:40,165 --> 00:21:42,700
Come on out of there. Come on.
373
00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:45,836
Look at yourself. In there.
374
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:48,738
You're a beautiful girl,
375
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:52,109
and you're ruining your
health, worrying your friends,
376
00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:54,456
all because you want
to impress a boy...
377
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,214
who hasn't even seen you yet.
378
00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:59,249
Yeah.
379
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,330
Well, I'm as bad as you.
380
00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:03,865
I went bananas over
a silly, little dress size.
381
00:22:03,889 --> 00:22:06,329
Isn't that ridiculous?
382
00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:11,829
Well, I feel beautiful
about myself...
383
00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:14,164
right now.
384
00:22:14,233 --> 00:22:17,434
I'm a glorious 14.
385
00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:25,042
And when I'm ready,
I'll be a glorious 12.
386
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:27,310
I've really been
dumb, haven't I?
387
00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:31,882
Not dumb... bananas!
388
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,252
Oh, and by the way, have one.
389
00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:37,432
It's only 75 calories,
390
00:22:37,456 --> 00:22:41,525
and it's loaded with
vitamin "A," "B" and "C."
391
00:22:43,328 --> 00:22:47,597
I do look pretty good.
392
00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:50,334
You don't think I lost
too much weight, do you?
393
00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:53,303
Oh!
394
00:22:56,943 --> 00:23:00,511
Sue Ann. Sue Ann, this
whole thing's my fault,
395
00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:02,624
and I've never felt so guilty.
396
00:23:02,648 --> 00:23:04,960
So will you please
eat some of this?
397
00:23:04,984 --> 00:23:07,985
It's your favorite...
Rice pudding.
398
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:11,155
Thanks. You don't
have to feel guilty, Blair.
399
00:23:11,224 --> 00:23:13,724
You meant well, and
you're such a good friend.
400
00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:18,195
Ooh, it... it smells
kinda funny.
401
00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:21,198
Does it?
402
00:23:21,267 --> 00:23:24,301
Sue Ann! Now we're even!
403
00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:47,024
♪ When the boys you
used to hate you date ♪
404
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,226
♪ I guess you best investigate ♪
405
00:23:49,295 --> 00:23:52,162
♪ The facts of life
The facts of life ♪
406
00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:53,798
♪ If you hear 'em
from your brother ♪
407
00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:55,799
♪ Better clear 'em
with your mother ♪
408
00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:58,702
♪ Gotta get 'em
right The facts of life ♪
409
00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:03,140
♪ When the world never seems ♪
410
00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:06,176
♪ To be living up
to your dreams ♪
411
00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:08,279
♪ It's time you
started finding out ♪
412
00:24:08,347 --> 00:24:10,413
♪ The facts of
life are all about ♪
413
00:24:10,482 --> 00:24:14,751
♪ You ♪♪
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