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Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to Heraklion.
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The local time is 3 am, and
the temperature is 28 degrees Celsius.
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Please remain in your seats
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until the aircraft
has come to a complete standstill
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and the captain has switched off
the "fasten seat belt" sign.
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Please take care
when opening the overhead bins
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as items may have been
dislodged during the flight.
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We thank you for flying with us today
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and look forward to
seeing you again soon.
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Please check with ground staff
for connecting flights
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or further travel
to your final destination.
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Say uh, ah, Malia!
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Say uh, ah, Malia!
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I'll tell you why I'm so tired.
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- That would be you, Em.
- Why?
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What do you mean, "why"? What about
when she was booking the holiday?
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You did no work.
All this "I'm exhausted."
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I woke up to 20 messages from you.
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"We have to be there four hours before!"
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If it wasn't for me,
would you be here?
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Would you be here?
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Ah! We're in Malia, babe! Baby!
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It's kinda cold.
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I'm going in! Come on!
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Oh, she's in! She's in! She's in!
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Oh!
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I don't think we should do this.
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I don't think it's supposed
to be this cold.
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You'll get used to it.
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♪ Oh my God, oh my God
When I see you I should run
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♪ I'm saying things I've never said
Doing things I've never done
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I fucking love you guys.
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- I fucking love you guys!
- Best holiday ever!
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Oh, no, look at my fags!
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Where?
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I'll get them, I'll get them!
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No! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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I'm so sorry.
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It's so cold.
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What the fuck?
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MUM: GET THERE OK? XX
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TARA: X
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Ah, fuck's sake!
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Set me a fag. Mine are fucked.
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I swear my mum would've called
on the plane if she could have.
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I'm not sure
Mum's even clocked we've left.
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This is all we have
between all of us?
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- Yeah, just one.
- This is it to get dry?
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- Guys, I'm fucking starving.
- I swear you're always hungry.
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Why is the sea so cold?
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You know we still got
loads of time to kill?
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Do you wanna get chips?
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- Yes, 100%.
- Chips! Chips! Chips!
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- I want a big fucking big portion.
- Large! Large, large, extra-large.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Sorry, um...
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I was just wondering if maybe
we could have a room with, like, a...
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like, a pool view?
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Pool view?
No, no, no.
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All gone. I'm sorry.
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OK. Um...
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I tried.
Apparently, they're all gone.
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Hi!
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- Hi.
- Um, my name's Tara.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
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Um, so, the thing is...
I just spat, sorry.
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Um, the thing is,
we're going to need pool view,
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because... see our friend Skye there?
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She can't swim very well,
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so we need to, like,
keep eyes on her at all times.
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- Like, we have to see her.
- We can be lifeguards.
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We can just dive in
if anything happens.
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We're excellent swimmers,
like, really good.
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- Save you guys the trouble.
- I actually swim for the county.
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We were hoping
we could use this holiday
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to help teach her...
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to doggy-paddle.
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- All right, all right.
- Thanks.
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Oh, my God! This is insane!
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Oh, my God!
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Look at this swan!
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- I fucking love the curtains.
- He left us swans.
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- Taz...
- Oh, babe, stunning!
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Outfit number one sorted!
Outfit number...
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Oh, there's butterflies
everywhere as well!
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Um... Skye! What are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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- Deep-fried fags.
- You're a nutter!
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- But I will have one, thank you. OK.
- They are already dry.
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- We got our own fridge!
- Fucking luxury.
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This room is huge!
Like, a whole room.
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Where? Let's see.
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Ey! Pool view!
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Let me see!
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Best view I've ever seen in my life!
Whoo!
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Ooh! Whoo!
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Sorry about that,
but I needed my doughnut.
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Breakfast!
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Breakfast!
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And... breakfast!
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Dinner one!
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- Shit! Sorry.
- Can you not?
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Oi, whoever gets laid the most wins this.
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Apple punch for sex?
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- No. No, no, no.
- Actually...
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This.
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Titty glasses.
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What do we get if we're sick the most?
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Um, nothing,
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because we're not
going to plan for that, you nutter.
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All right. All right.
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Bonus prize.
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Party girl!
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Guys, I've been thinking,
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whoever's getting laid the most,
they should kinda get the main room.
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Yeah.
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And everyone else
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just kinda sleep where they land.
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Me, I'm going to be refraining
from sleep this holiday.
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Don't lie! You're going to be, like,
asleep in the club.
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Oi, you look beaut!
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Come here, try this.
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You should just go out like that.
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Like this?
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You look banging
no matter what you wear.
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Can I borrow some of that lip gloss?
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Yeah, let me do it for you.
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Look at you.
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If you don't get laid on this holiday
then you never will.
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No, I can't die a virgin!
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HOW TO HAVE SEX
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69!
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Fuck!
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Wait, wait, wait, we're not ready.
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Oi! Oi!
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Whereabouts you all from?
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We don't have any change.
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What, am I homeless or something?
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♪ Call me
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♪ Call me by my name
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♪ Or call me by my number
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♪ You put me through it
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♪ I'll still be doing it the way I do it
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♪ And yet, you try to make me forget
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♪ Who I really am
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♪ I am the one and only
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♪...all this time
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♪ I've tried to walk with dignity... ♪
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Oh, my God!
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Not like that! Give it here!
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Oh, oh.
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- I'm too thirsty. Hmm.
- Tara.
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I'm going to be sick.
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Night one in the Big Brother house,
Em is sick.
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Fuck! She's actually going to be sick.
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Hold the microphone.
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♪ I am the one and only ♪
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Can we have three more shots, please?
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I love you, Taz.
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I love you, too.
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Besties for life, yeah?
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I've just been to the bar and got shots.
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Check it out.
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No, no, no.
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Yes!
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Oi, what happens
if I fail every exam?
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Fuck school!
Let's all just find jobs together.
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Oi.
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You're fucking smart.
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I'm actually going to fail.
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Taz, even if you failed everything,
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you could talk your way in.
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- Tara!
- I need a wee.
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Chips are technically vegetables,
aren't they?
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Skye, is it my night to throw up yet?
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You already threw up.
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Don't laugh at me!
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Tara!
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What happens if I go to this good school
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and then no one even likes me
when I get there?
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Oh, Em, that's silly.
Don't think like that.
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No one likes you anyway.
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Why do you think
we ended up with you?
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- I'm joking.
- Here come on babe! Babe, babe! Babe!
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It's, like, a win-win situation.
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Either you fail
and you stay with us wasters,
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- or...
- I don't wanna fail!
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Or you get in and then you're really rich
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and you can bring us
on holiday every year.
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Vets aren't rich.
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They don't have loads
and loads of money.
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Yeah, but you're just, like,
really smart. You always have been.
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I can't even do a backflip.
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Thing is, I don't know what I wanna do.
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- I think...
- I wanna do a backflip.
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I think maybe I'll just do business,
'cause everything is business now.
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Every day, like, just all the time.
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We got to go
into business together.
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I heard that as well.
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Oh, my God!
These cheesy chips, man!
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- What?
- Ow!
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Oi, I am actually going to
open my own restaurant
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and just serve cheesy chips.
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Oi, you can come and work for me
while Em fucks off to finish school.
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I'll come.
I'll go every single day.
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- I think...
- I'll come three times.
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- I think we should...
- Breakfast and dinner.
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I think we should go to bed now.
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All I need to do to go to good school
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is if I get lots of As. Say As in...
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Em!
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- Shut up! You're stressing me out.
- Oi! The thing is, though...
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- ...is that...
- I'll hold it in that hand.
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...is that you two are actually
my best mates.
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- Gang, gang, gang.
- Gang, gang, gang.
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All right? I'm Paige.
Nice to meet you, ladies.
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- My name's Paddy.
- Nice to meet you.
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Whoo!
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Oi, I thought you left me for dead
with this clown.
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Oi!
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You know, I love youse a lot,
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but none of us are going to get laid
if we just hang out with each other.
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Last night was a disaster.
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Come on, then.
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Everyone in the entire hotel
must be having a shower right now.
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Oi, Taz, you should wear this.
You'd look so sexy in it.
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Don't you think, Em?
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I don't know,
looks mad uncomfortable to me.
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Skye, is this yours?
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- Yeah, why?
- Can I borrow it?
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Do you know
what you're doing with it?
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- Yeah, it's just...
- Come on, I'll show you.
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No my, my robot
is actually sick, though.
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Oh, my God!
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You look insane! What the fuck?
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Yeah, OK, I kinda get,
you look incredible.
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- Ah, she's ready to go out!
- Whoo!
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Yo!
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Sexy!
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Oi, smoke show!
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I know you can hear me.
I can see you smiling.
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You lot going out later?
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You should come round here for pres.
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Yeah, I can ask the girls.
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Fucking hell!
Talk about selective hearing.
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What's your name?
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Tara.
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That's a nice name, innit?
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I'm Badger.
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That's a bit of a weird name, innit?
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It's my nickname.
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Who's this?
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Romeo, Romeo, where is you? Yeah.
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Room 341, yeah?
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All right, easy, Tiger.
256
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,312
We only just met.
257
00:16:33,187 --> 00:16:35,812
- Oi, no, what the fuck is that?
- What?
258
00:16:36,437 --> 00:16:37,436
Ohh...!
259
00:16:37,437 --> 00:16:38,853
- Who's done that?
- I did it.
260
00:16:38,978 --> 00:16:41,895
They're fucking ridiculous,
like two massive slugs on your face.
261
00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:44,687
Wait, how old
do you think they are, though?
262
00:16:44,812 --> 00:16:48,145
Oi, guys, remember your phone
and keys and money.
263
00:16:48,270 --> 00:16:51,270
I think, maybe, like, 19, 21.
264
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,895
Yeah, so, what are we going to say?
We're, like, 18?
265
00:16:54,062 --> 00:16:56,478
You guys just going to fall in love
and leave me to it again?
266
00:16:56,479 --> 00:16:58,978
I think, like, 18,
just finished college, yeah?
267
00:16:59,312 --> 00:17:01,978
- Yeah, obviously I drive a BMW.
- Ha! You wish!
268
00:17:02,103 --> 00:17:04,853
- All right, come on, Taz!
- I think I'm doing a degree
269
00:17:04,854 --> 00:17:06,645
to be the next Prime Minister.
270
00:17:07,145 --> 00:17:09,645
Bro, if you can tell me
who the current Prime Minister is,
271
00:17:09,770 --> 00:17:11,978
then I'll consider
you taking his job, yeah?
272
00:17:11,979 --> 00:17:13,269
Go on.
273
00:17:13,270 --> 00:17:15,853
All right, for fuck's sake,
just come on! Shut up!
274
00:17:15,978 --> 00:17:17,603
Does this actually look all right?
275
00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:21,062
- Mad uncomfortable, innit?
- Yeah.
276
00:17:21,395 --> 00:17:23,187
You look fit as fuck, though!
277
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,520
- So do you, mate.
- Quick.
278
00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:29,312
- Taz, your phone, I said!
- Yeah, give it, then.
279
00:17:29,313 --> 00:17:30,811
- I need my bag.
- Keys!
280
00:17:30,812 --> 00:17:33,228
Taz, you have got
to sort those eyebrows out.
281
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,270
Paddy, your go.
282
00:17:35,395 --> 00:17:37,395
Nah, it's Paige's go.
283
00:17:37,603 --> 00:17:41,437
Never have I ever crashed a quad
into a parked car.
284
00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:44,062
Badger this morning
still pissed out his head.
285
00:17:44,437 --> 00:17:46,020
I'm usually a sick driver.
286
00:17:46,228 --> 00:17:48,311
I fucking drive vans for a living.
It's me job.
287
00:17:48,312 --> 00:17:50,752
You don't crash them into parked cars
at work, though, do you?
288
00:17:51,645 --> 00:17:55,603
Never have I ever had a threesome.
289
00:18:04,062 --> 00:18:06,520
- Get shots out.
- Yeah, let's get some shots.
290
00:18:06,728 --> 00:18:08,187
There's one.
291
00:18:11,687 --> 00:18:13,062
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
292
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,895
Spin, spin.
Faster, faster, faster, go on.
293
00:18:44,228 --> 00:18:46,437
Three, two, one...
294
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:47,978
Stop! Stop!
295
00:18:48,978 --> 00:18:51,498
Oi, no, spillage is lickage, it's fine.
296
00:18:51,499 --> 00:18:54,020
- Go on, Em!
- That is disgusting.
297
00:18:54,145 --> 00:18:55,937
What you doing?
298
00:18:56,062 --> 00:18:57,415
- No, no, no, no...
- Yeah!
299
00:18:57,416 --> 00:18:58,770
I saw that. That was cheating.
300
00:19:00,187 --> 00:19:03,228
Do you know where the vet's are?
'Cause I got two swans that are sick.
301
00:19:11,645 --> 00:19:14,062
Never have I ever had sex.
302
00:19:14,562 --> 00:19:16,687
Fucking hell!
Come off it, we're not 12.
303
00:19:19,895 --> 00:19:22,728
Never have I ever slept
with two birds in one night.
304
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:25,437
I'm not drinking that
'cause I'm a fucking saint.
305
00:19:27,187 --> 00:19:28,187
- Oi.
- Chill out.
306
00:19:28,312 --> 00:19:30,270
What happens on holiday
stays on holiday!
307
00:19:34,270 --> 00:19:36,353
- What are you doing?
- I was only joking, babe.
308
00:19:36,478 --> 00:19:38,228
I wasn't going to call you out, obviously.
309
00:19:38,229 --> 00:19:39,394
Yeah, sure!
310
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,895
No one cares if you're a virgin,
it's very chill.
311
00:19:41,896 --> 00:19:44,437
So, why are you bringing it up, then?
312
00:19:45,978 --> 00:19:47,312
'Cause it's funny.
313
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:49,936
It's not funny.
314
00:19:49,937 --> 00:19:52,228
Skye, it's not funny.
315
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:53,853
Got a drink?
316
00:19:54,645 --> 00:19:56,770
Paddy is fit, though!
317
00:19:57,187 --> 00:19:58,853
You should try it with him.
318
00:19:59,562 --> 00:20:00,895
Or I might.
319
00:20:00,896 --> 00:20:02,062
Oh!
320
00:20:05,603 --> 00:20:06,603
Oi!
321
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,020
Whoo!
322
00:20:25,770 --> 00:20:28,187
Oi, matchy-matchy, night bossman.
323
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:32,437
Top graft on these lot,
they're about as cool as your sister.
324
00:20:32,438 --> 00:20:34,270
Chill out, mush,
we're on holiday!
325
00:20:34,271 --> 00:20:35,311
What's the matter?
326
00:20:35,312 --> 00:20:37,186
Did you hear?
They're talking about us.
327
00:20:37,187 --> 00:20:39,145
We need to, like,
not let on our age at all.
328
00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:40,686
- To them.
- Yeah.
329
00:20:40,687 --> 00:20:43,353
Ooh, I miss my BMW so much!
330
00:20:43,853 --> 00:20:45,270
Subtle!
331
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:47,770
Listen. Listen.
332
00:20:47,895 --> 00:20:49,687
Do you think Paige is gay?
333
00:20:50,103 --> 00:20:51,603
Are you joking?
334
00:20:52,728 --> 00:20:54,727
- J... I don't know.
- Are you joking?
335
00:20:54,728 --> 00:20:56,728
- Are you telling a joke?
- Let's hope she's gay.
336
00:20:56,729 --> 00:20:58,145
Of course she's gay.
337
00:20:59,353 --> 00:21:00,562
Oooh!
338
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:04,228
I saved that!
339
00:21:04,853 --> 00:21:07,228
- Tipped it straight over.
- Don't lie. That went right in.
340
00:21:07,895 --> 00:21:09,812
- Fuck off!
- That's cheating.
341
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:12,228
- Right, come on.
- Look at you sat down.
342
00:21:12,478 --> 00:21:13,686
- Come on.
- No!
343
00:21:13,687 --> 00:21:14,895
What the fuck!
344
00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:16,228
Let's go.
345
00:21:25,728 --> 00:21:27,187
Come on, get it down you.
346
00:21:27,188 --> 00:21:28,603
Come on Badger.
347
00:21:32,145 --> 00:21:33,978
Uh, ah, Malia!
348
00:21:59,812 --> 00:22:01,770
Oi! Paddy! Move.
349
00:22:14,478 --> 00:22:16,520
I'm in a bad way!
350
00:22:19,437 --> 00:22:20,895
...two, three!
351
00:22:23,312 --> 00:22:24,937
Feeling any better?
352
00:22:25,687 --> 00:22:27,187
No.
353
00:22:28,228 --> 00:22:29,520
I think I can help.
354
00:22:29,521 --> 00:22:31,103
Um...
355
00:22:31,270 --> 00:22:34,020
So, I sold my hoover
the other day, yeah?
356
00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:35,312
Yeah.
357
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:38,062
'Cause all it was doing
was collecting dust.
358
00:22:42,103 --> 00:22:45,437
Think! I got more, I got more.
359
00:22:45,562 --> 00:22:50,770
What is the difference
between a plum and a rabbit?
360
00:22:52,353 --> 00:22:53,812
I don't know.
361
00:22:55,937 --> 00:22:57,644
One is purple, and one isn't...
362
00:22:57,645 --> 00:22:59,978
- Oh, wait! No, I got it wrong.
- Oh!
363
00:23:00,145 --> 00:23:02,062
I got it wrong.
364
00:23:02,937 --> 00:23:04,603
No, no, no...
365
00:23:04,770 --> 00:23:06,437
You're good.
366
00:23:06,562 --> 00:23:08,978
I don't think you've got
anything else left, to be honest.
367
00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:18,353
Why... Why do you never see
pigs hiding in trees?
368
00:23:20,895 --> 00:23:22,978
'Cause they're pretty good at it.
369
00:24:07,853 --> 00:24:09,478
Oi, what's that?
370
00:24:10,645 --> 00:24:13,687
Nah! Nah...!
You little cheating bastard.
371
00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:17,395
No, that's a classic one.
I'm going, I'm going.
372
00:24:21,478 --> 00:24:22,770
Shh...
373
00:24:35,562 --> 00:24:36,812
Nah.
374
00:24:37,645 --> 00:24:38,978
Bedtime.
375
00:25:07,437 --> 00:25:10,228
Come on, girls.
Up you get, you beautiful lot.
376
00:25:10,229 --> 00:25:12,415
Buses for Crush in five. Let's go.
377
00:25:12,416 --> 00:25:14,603
Oi! Hurry up! Crush is happening!
378
00:25:14,812 --> 00:25:15,894
Let's go!
379
00:25:15,895 --> 00:25:18,103
See you at gate in five!
380
00:25:18,395 --> 00:25:19,687
No.
381
00:25:19,812 --> 00:25:21,645
Surely, we have more
than five minutes, no?
382
00:25:21,978 --> 00:25:23,686
Why are we doing this to ourselves?
383
00:25:23,687 --> 00:25:26,353
No, if it's started,
we got to get a move on.
384
00:25:26,478 --> 00:25:28,645
We can be a bit late.
385
00:25:31,770 --> 00:25:33,061
Oh, my God.
386
00:25:33,062 --> 00:25:35,062
- Come on.
- Look at the state of him.
387
00:25:41,770 --> 00:25:43,937
See you in a bit, yeah?
Come Badger.
388
00:25:46,645 --> 00:25:48,353
I didn't bring any.
389
00:25:48,354 --> 00:25:50,062
Oi! Put this on.
390
00:25:51,562 --> 00:25:53,187
What did he just say?
391
00:25:53,188 --> 00:25:55,103
He's so fit.
392
00:25:58,187 --> 00:25:59,770
Everything hurts.
393
00:25:59,895 --> 00:26:03,603
I think that with this...
394
00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:06,312
- Skye, how does this work?
- Underneath.
395
00:26:06,437 --> 00:26:08,228
You need to cover your bits.
396
00:26:10,478 --> 00:26:13,770
I swear to God,
you guys need to get some life!
397
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,353
The only way through this for me
is with another drink.
398
00:26:18,478 --> 00:26:21,228
- No!
- What's that called? Dog of hair?
399
00:26:21,353 --> 00:26:23,228
- Dog of hair!
- Hair of dog.
400
00:26:23,353 --> 00:26:26,228
- That's a thing.
- Yeah, my mum does it all the time.
401
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,062
See? It's proper.
402
00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:30,311
I'm not fucking dressing you.
I'm not your mum.
403
00:26:30,312 --> 00:26:32,707
- Thanks, mum.
- Where's the hair straighteners?
404
00:26:32,708 --> 00:26:35,103
No, wait, Skye,
I need something else on with it.
405
00:26:35,228 --> 00:26:36,853
- What? What?
- It's see-through.
406
00:26:36,978 --> 00:26:38,228
It's not that see-through!
407
00:26:38,353 --> 00:26:40,937
In the water it will be.
I thought this is a pool party.
408
00:26:41,187 --> 00:26:44,290
Right come on orange!
Come on, that's it.
409
00:26:44,291 --> 00:26:47,395
Come on, girls!
Let's get it down you!
410
00:26:47,728 --> 00:26:49,645
Use those double-Ds!
411
00:26:49,770 --> 00:26:52,353
How are they not choking on that?
412
00:26:54,270 --> 00:26:56,520
That's it, girls!
Double-Ds, babes!
413
00:26:57,312 --> 00:26:58,937
We have a winner!
Well done, babes.
414
00:26:59,103 --> 00:27:00,687
Well done Sir, that's fantastic.
415
00:27:00,978 --> 00:27:02,270
One more girl! Anyone!
416
00:27:03,187 --> 00:27:05,770
- Taz! Taz!
- No, Skye.
417
00:27:05,895 --> 00:27:07,270
We've got one here! Taz!
418
00:27:09,062 --> 00:27:10,603
In the green, yeah? Come on!
419
00:27:10,728 --> 00:27:13,395
Come on, baby girl,
you got this one, you got this!
420
00:27:13,396 --> 00:27:16,645
One brave boy to play the game.
421
00:27:16,853 --> 00:27:19,312
Hey, here we go.
Look at him, he's eager.
422
00:27:19,437 --> 00:27:21,228
- You all right, bruv? Ready?
- Yeah. Yeah.
423
00:27:21,353 --> 00:27:23,228
Right, up there you pop.
Go on, son.
424
00:27:23,437 --> 00:27:25,895
Go on, Taz. Whoo!
425
00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:28,187
- Oh!
- Hello, little flower.
426
00:27:28,312 --> 00:27:29,394
How are you?
427
00:27:29,395 --> 00:27:30,603
- You okay?
- Yeah.
428
00:27:30,770 --> 00:27:32,895
- Who've we got?
- I'm Tara.
429
00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:34,270
Hello, Tara!
430
00:27:34,437 --> 00:27:35,977
You know what this kind of game is?
431
00:27:35,978 --> 00:27:38,644
- I guess so.
- It's a bit naughty. Are you sure?
432
00:27:38,645 --> 00:27:41,228
All right, he's got a big fake willy,
that looks like a beer,
433
00:27:41,229 --> 00:27:42,895
and you're going to drink it.
434
00:27:43,062 --> 00:27:44,186
Right, ready?
435
00:27:44,187 --> 00:27:47,395
Beer in the mouth, blowjob-style.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
436
00:27:48,312 --> 00:27:51,728
That's it, that's it!
Go on, get back in there!
437
00:27:52,187 --> 00:27:53,603
That's it! Not in her eyes.
438
00:27:54,645 --> 00:27:57,445
That's it. More, more, more, more.
Go on, keep going. Push it. Push it!
439
00:27:57,687 --> 00:28:00,603
Put your back into it, mate.
That's it, that's it, that's it!
440
00:28:00,812 --> 00:28:02,270
Keep going, keep going!
441
00:28:02,395 --> 00:28:04,937
Get in there!
That's it, that's it, that's it!
442
00:28:05,103 --> 00:28:08,103
Come on, open your mouth more,
Jesus Christ!
443
00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:10,270
No boy's going to be happy with you!
444
00:28:10,395 --> 00:28:11,853
Christ!
445
00:28:12,103 --> 00:28:13,395
Tragic. I love you though.
446
00:28:13,728 --> 00:28:15,687
Yeah, I'm not good at that game.
447
00:28:15,812 --> 00:28:17,437
I dunno, you look pretty good to me.
448
00:28:17,562 --> 00:28:19,937
- Come on, guys! All right!
- Another one?
449
00:28:20,062 --> 00:28:21,645
- That's enough.
- That's enough.
450
00:28:21,646 --> 00:28:23,103
Off, off! You lost.
451
00:28:23,895 --> 00:28:25,436
You lost, girl!
452
00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:27,352
You can cuddle
in your own time.
453
00:28:27,353 --> 00:28:30,020
- Right, we need another boy!
- One more boy, please.
454
00:28:32,353 --> 00:28:34,020
Come on!
455
00:28:35,728 --> 00:28:37,520
You had a good time, yeah?
456
00:28:37,645 --> 00:28:40,562
Let me see those hands up! Yeah?
457
00:28:40,687 --> 00:28:43,228
If you've got a drink in your hands,
down it!
458
00:28:43,353 --> 00:28:46,062
Go! Now! Go, go, go! Down it!
459
00:28:46,063 --> 00:28:47,312
Beautiful, I like that.
460
00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:51,270
Who else is fucked?
461
00:28:51,478 --> 00:28:52,978
Where are you?
462
00:29:02,353 --> 00:29:04,020
Wait, it's fine.
463
00:29:05,853 --> 00:29:07,728
It's still fine. It still works.
464
00:29:12,062 --> 00:29:13,770
No, no! Stop it!
465
00:29:15,478 --> 00:29:16,812
Aah, get off me.
466
00:29:17,937 --> 00:29:20,353
Don't you think he's kinda fit, yeah?
467
00:29:23,270 --> 00:29:25,812
I mean, he's a complete clown, no?
468
00:29:27,812 --> 00:29:30,145
No, but a sexy clown.
469
00:29:30,437 --> 00:29:32,812
Come on, I think he's proper jokes.
470
00:29:33,853 --> 00:29:35,437
Nah, he's butters.
471
00:29:37,562 --> 00:29:39,062
You can do much better.
472
00:29:41,895 --> 00:29:43,062
Come on.
473
00:30:16,978 --> 00:30:18,103
Taz!
474
00:30:41,978 --> 00:30:44,103
Yes, Malia! Yes!
475
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,187
What you telling me, guys,
you had a good night, yeah?
476
00:30:48,978 --> 00:30:51,812
We're about to get you lot
so fucking horny.
477
00:30:51,813 --> 00:30:53,270
So fucking ready!
478
00:30:53,562 --> 00:30:54,644
Let's have it.
479
00:30:54,645 --> 00:30:56,603
Let's fucking have it Malia!
Come one guys.
480
00:30:56,604 --> 00:30:58,269
Sorry, I just stepped on you.
481
00:30:58,270 --> 00:30:59,769
We're drunk.
We're fucking drunk.
482
00:30:59,770 --> 00:31:02,312
OK, we're going to play a game.
We're going to play a last game.
483
00:31:02,313 --> 00:31:03,602
Final game of the night, yeah?
484
00:31:03,603 --> 00:31:05,144
- It's a mad one.
- It's a big one.
485
00:31:05,145 --> 00:31:06,853
You got to give it your all, okay?
What do we need?
486
00:31:06,854 --> 00:31:08,770
- You going to do it?
- If you do it with me.
487
00:31:08,771 --> 00:31:09,895
Yeah, OK.
488
00:31:11,312 --> 00:31:12,853
OK, let's do this...
489
00:31:14,062 --> 00:31:15,270
Come on.
490
00:31:15,437 --> 00:31:16,727
One more, right?
491
00:31:16,728 --> 00:31:19,102
Final!
It's the fucking final, guys.
492
00:31:19,103 --> 00:31:22,270
Get your game faces on.
Stretch it out! Ready?
493
00:31:22,478 --> 00:31:24,562
We need two boys
up on this stage now.
494
00:31:24,563 --> 00:31:25,686
Get me two boys!
495
00:31:25,687 --> 00:31:28,228
- Who've we got? Hands up!
- So many hands!
496
00:31:28,229 --> 00:31:30,520
I can't hear you.
497
00:31:30,645 --> 00:31:31,687
Who's wants it?
498
00:31:31,812 --> 00:31:33,228
Oi, oi, look who it is.
499
00:31:33,353 --> 00:31:36,312
Yes, let's have our loser from
earlier back, come on, in the blue.
500
00:31:36,437 --> 00:31:38,562
Let's get you up.
Prove yourself this time.
501
00:31:39,937 --> 00:31:41,687
Let's go!
502
00:31:44,395 --> 00:31:45,978
Yeah!
503
00:31:46,312 --> 00:31:48,478
- Who we got here?
- Up you get, up you get, up you get!
504
00:31:48,479 --> 00:31:49,603
Badger.
505
00:31:50,103 --> 00:31:51,478
Badger!
506
00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:54,437
Over here we got Badger!
507
00:31:55,353 --> 00:31:58,187
Badger! Badger! Badger!
508
00:31:58,312 --> 00:31:59,937
What's your name, boy?
509
00:32:00,062 --> 00:32:01,937
My name's Tom
and I'm from fucking London!
510
00:32:01,938 --> 00:32:03,770
Tom from fucking London, yeah!
511
00:32:03,771 --> 00:32:05,145
We love a Londoner!
512
00:32:07,645 --> 00:32:10,227
Oi! Now, listen up,
the game we are playing
513
00:32:10,228 --> 00:32:15,187
is these two lovely boys have got
to get fucking hard, all right?
514
00:32:16,270 --> 00:32:18,770
- We need some girls!
- We need some fucking girls.
515
00:32:25,145 --> 00:32:27,478
- Come on...
- Oh, no.
516
00:32:27,603 --> 00:32:30,353
Oh, this one's a lucky boy, eh?
517
00:32:30,937 --> 00:32:33,853
Three girls over here.
That's it, over here! That's it.
518
00:32:33,978 --> 00:32:36,520
That is amazing technique.
How are you not hard?
519
00:32:37,770 --> 00:32:39,853
Ooh, Jesus Christ, she's gagging.
520
00:32:40,395 --> 00:32:42,437
Come on, Badger,
go to your happy place, mate.
521
00:32:42,562 --> 00:32:44,603
Go on, girls! That's it!
522
00:32:45,020 --> 00:32:46,937
That's it! Oh, my God!
523
00:32:47,062 --> 00:32:50,270
Yeah! My fucking boy!
524
00:32:53,228 --> 00:32:55,020
Let's go, darling.
Go on, deep-throat him.
525
00:32:55,145 --> 00:32:57,353
Yes! Yes!
526
00:32:57,687 --> 00:32:59,770
What are we saying?
What are we fucking saying?
527
00:33:01,687 --> 00:33:03,395
Yes, yes, yes! He's hard!
Badger is hard!
528
00:33:18,895 --> 00:33:19,895
Oh.
529
00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:43,270
Skye?
530
00:33:44,895 --> 00:33:46,145
Yeah.
531
00:33:46,853 --> 00:33:48,687
Is that bed free yet?
532
00:33:55,228 --> 00:33:56,645
Yeah, mate.
533
00:33:57,062 --> 00:33:58,520
Go on.
534
00:33:58,645 --> 00:34:00,562
And take the pan with you, innit?
535
00:34:03,978 --> 00:34:05,520
Oh fuck!
536
00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:07,187
Thanks.
537
00:34:17,270 --> 00:34:18,437
Yo!
538
00:34:18,562 --> 00:34:21,770
You've got a big smirk on your face.
Have you got something to tell us?
539
00:34:21,978 --> 00:34:22,977
Go on!
540
00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:25,353
Go on, get in there!
He just got a second.
541
00:34:25,478 --> 00:34:26,812
Shh!
542
00:34:27,145 --> 00:34:28,395
Please, Badger.
543
00:34:28,562 --> 00:34:31,103
I wondered when youse lot would surface.
544
00:34:31,228 --> 00:34:32,603
Morning.
545
00:34:35,937 --> 00:34:37,645
Not feeling too good, lass?
546
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,895
Get some brekkie down ya,
round two starting soon.
547
00:34:42,145 --> 00:34:44,395
Fucking hell, you're really in
for the worst, aren't you?
548
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,728
I thought you southern fairies knew
how to party, you fucking jokers.
549
00:34:48,103 --> 00:34:50,478
Don't feel very jokes right now.
550
00:35:01,103 --> 00:35:02,645
Gorgeous, pet!
551
00:35:07,270 --> 00:35:08,395
Fuck!
552
00:35:09,687 --> 00:35:11,728
Why so early?
553
00:35:12,728 --> 00:35:14,645
I don't remember anything at all.
554
00:35:16,395 --> 00:35:17,937
Is Taz at theirs?
555
00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:20,478
Must be.
556
00:35:24,145 --> 00:35:25,270
Hm.
557
00:35:33,895 --> 00:35:36,270
Eating's cheating, babe.
558
00:35:38,145 --> 00:35:39,770
Oh, my God, please stop.
559
00:35:39,895 --> 00:35:41,812
You're going to make me sick again.
560
00:35:42,770 --> 00:35:44,478
What, you want some?
561
00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:49,520
Oi, do us a favour
and wake Tara up.
562
00:35:49,645 --> 00:35:51,562
Me and her have got
some unfinished business.
563
00:35:51,728 --> 00:35:54,853
We all know how you finish
your business now, Badger.
564
00:35:55,895 --> 00:35:57,353
You lot up for pool?
565
00:35:58,270 --> 00:35:59,937
- Yeah.
- Em?
566
00:36:00,437 --> 00:36:02,228
- Yeah.
- Worst bit is, yeah,
567
00:36:02,353 --> 00:36:03,603
I've got no memory of it.
568
00:36:04,437 --> 00:36:07,353
Probably the greatest thing to ever
happen to me in my whole entire life.
569
00:36:07,354 --> 00:36:08,812
No memory.
570
00:36:09,562 --> 00:36:11,270
That was the best thing?
571
00:36:11,645 --> 00:36:13,394
Hopefully,
them girls feel the same.
572
00:36:13,395 --> 00:36:15,145
Yeah, I hope
they don't remember it either.
573
00:36:16,145 --> 00:36:18,395
Your life sounds proper shit.
574
00:36:19,187 --> 00:36:20,395
Rinsed.
575
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,353
Oi! Last night
were crazy, you know?
576
00:36:22,478 --> 00:36:24,707
Taz, come out here! Mush!
577
00:36:24,708 --> 00:36:26,937
Stop screaming, you lunatic.
578
00:36:27,562 --> 00:36:29,312
Well, if you won't get her
out here...
579
00:36:30,645 --> 00:36:32,227
She's with you, no?
580
00:36:32,228 --> 00:36:33,957
Yeah! Ain't she at yours?
581
00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:35,687
No, why would she be here?
582
00:36:36,478 --> 00:36:38,062
Well, she came back with you.
583
00:36:38,853 --> 00:36:40,645
She not at yours?
584
00:36:41,228 --> 00:36:43,978
He's joking about.
Just bring her out.
585
00:36:44,270 --> 00:36:46,353
On my Mum's life, I'm not joking.
586
00:36:51,312 --> 00:36:52,687
Check your phone.
587
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,145
She would've said something.
588
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,520
This is typical Tara behaviour.
589
00:37:00,145 --> 00:37:01,770
She's always on one.
590
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,770
See, last seen in the apartment, now.
591
00:37:13,770 --> 00:37:15,228
Damn!
592
00:37:15,562 --> 00:37:17,228
I guess girl got laid.
593
00:37:21,437 --> 00:37:23,978
What she doing
leaving her phone here?
594
00:37:25,728 --> 00:37:27,770
- Why are you being weird?
- I'm not.
595
00:37:30,645 --> 00:37:33,728
- Oi, just look proper, yeah?
- Yeah, check.
596
00:37:33,729 --> 00:37:35,562
Mate, I'd know if she came here.
597
00:37:35,812 --> 00:37:37,603
She's definitely still on it.
598
00:37:47,145 --> 00:37:48,770
I don't like it.
599
00:37:49,395 --> 00:37:50,812
Just chill out.
600
00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:55,812
It's nothing major, is it?
Just fucking stop panicking.
601
00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:58,062
Should have moved quicker, bro.
602
00:37:58,853 --> 00:38:01,228
Don't you get jealous, you.
It doesn't suit you.
603
00:38:04,895 --> 00:38:06,978
What are you trying to get at?
604
00:38:10,562 --> 00:38:11,978
Where is she, then?
605
00:38:12,228 --> 00:38:14,228
- You chat shit.
- I don't know.
606
00:38:15,395 --> 00:38:18,020
I can't just sit here.
I'm going to talk to reception, okay?
607
00:38:25,687 --> 00:38:27,457
See you down the pool, yeah?
608
00:38:27,458 --> 00:38:29,228
Come on, boys, let's go.
609
00:38:29,812 --> 00:38:31,187
Badger, you coming?
610
00:38:38,353 --> 00:38:39,687
Oi!
611
00:38:48,603 --> 00:38:50,437
Do you want to come and chill here?
612
00:39:18,187 --> 00:39:20,312
I'm so proud of Tara, man.
613
00:39:23,645 --> 00:39:24,978
Proud?
614
00:39:28,937 --> 00:39:30,895
I bet she's finally...
615
00:39:35,228 --> 00:39:37,145
She's wanted to for so long.
616
00:39:40,395 --> 00:39:42,103
What are you on about?
617
00:39:47,145 --> 00:39:49,187
She's a massive virgin, mate.
618
00:40:03,895 --> 00:40:05,603
Do you think she's all right?
619
00:40:07,187 --> 00:40:09,437
Mate, she's having
the time of her life.
620
00:40:17,062 --> 00:40:18,645
Are you jealous?
621
00:40:20,603 --> 00:40:23,062
No, it's...
it's not that, it's just...
622
00:40:27,770 --> 00:40:29,937
Well, we could go looking for her.
623
00:40:31,145 --> 00:40:33,020
Yeah, maybe that's a good idea.
624
00:40:53,937 --> 00:40:55,687
Ho, ho, this one's a lucky boy, eh?
625
00:40:58,103 --> 00:40:59,311
Let's go darling!
626
00:40:59,312 --> 00:41:00,770
Go on, deep throat him.
627
00:41:01,687 --> 00:41:03,062
Jesus Christ, she's gagging.
628
00:41:05,937 --> 00:41:06,978
Hi darling.
629
00:41:28,562 --> 00:41:29,977
All right, you?
630
00:41:29,978 --> 00:41:31,645
- Paddy!
- What are you doing?
631
00:41:31,646 --> 00:41:33,937
Um... not going home.
632
00:41:34,437 --> 00:41:36,562
Is it past your bedtime already?
633
00:41:37,562 --> 00:41:39,103
Where's everyone else?
634
00:41:39,853 --> 00:41:41,394
Still going, I think.
635
00:41:41,395 --> 00:41:43,915
Yeah? Oh, come on,
you can't go to bed.
636
00:41:43,916 --> 00:41:46,437
Me and you are always
last ones standing.
637
00:41:46,812 --> 00:41:49,062
You're not going leave me
on my own, are you?
638
00:41:51,478 --> 00:41:52,895
We go to beach?
639
00:41:54,895 --> 00:41:57,103
Come on! I know you want to.
640
00:41:58,228 --> 00:41:59,895
Come on!
641
00:42:06,270 --> 00:42:08,270
- Sit there.
- Here?
642
00:42:13,895 --> 00:42:15,937
You don't fancy the strip, then, no?
643
00:42:15,938 --> 00:42:17,937
- No.
- Why?
644
00:42:18,895 --> 00:42:20,437
I don't know.
645
00:42:23,770 --> 00:42:25,687
Don't you think it's mad how, like,
646
00:42:26,437 --> 00:42:28,353
sand just gets everywhere?
647
00:42:28,895 --> 00:42:30,395
No, we're on a beach.
648
00:42:31,853 --> 00:42:33,311
What are you on about?
649
00:42:33,312 --> 00:42:36,520
Yeah but, it just gets everywhere.
650
00:42:45,895 --> 00:42:48,770
I've not noticed it before,
but you're proper beautiful, you know?
651
00:42:55,978 --> 00:42:59,645
Some kind of compliment
in there somewhere.
652
00:43:01,853 --> 00:43:03,853
You're into our lad, though,
aren't you?
653
00:43:09,645 --> 00:43:11,645
So, what are you into, then?
654
00:43:15,062 --> 00:43:16,145
Hmm...
655
00:43:17,603 --> 00:43:20,603
Pasta and cheesy chips.
656
00:43:22,103 --> 00:43:24,187
You're fucking jokes, you!
657
00:43:33,645 --> 00:43:35,770
Oi, let's go skinny dipping.
658
00:43:35,937 --> 00:43:37,103
- No.
- Why?
659
00:43:37,270 --> 00:43:39,062
- 'Cause it's so cold.
- Come on! Come on!
660
00:43:39,063 --> 00:43:40,895
Paddy, no! No!
661
00:43:41,103 --> 00:43:43,853
Paddy, no! I don't want to!
Put me down!
662
00:43:43,854 --> 00:43:45,853
Paddy! No!
663
00:43:46,062 --> 00:43:48,645
No! Put me down!
664
00:43:50,270 --> 00:43:53,020
- It's all right once you're in it!
- It's not, alright at all Paddy.
665
00:43:53,021 --> 00:43:54,228
It's fucking freezing!
666
00:43:54,645 --> 00:43:56,270
Come here.
667
00:43:57,270 --> 00:43:58,353
Come here.
668
00:44:02,187 --> 00:44:04,145
You're going to lose all your teeth.
669
00:44:06,228 --> 00:44:07,645
Come here.
670
00:44:11,020 --> 00:44:13,103
What you laughing at?
671
00:44:15,478 --> 00:44:17,187
Paddy, stop!
672
00:44:17,312 --> 00:44:19,395
- What?
- Stop.
673
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:21,187
All right, I won't touch you.
674
00:44:31,895 --> 00:44:33,770
No!
675
00:44:34,103 --> 00:44:35,478
- Come here.
- What?
676
00:44:35,687 --> 00:44:36,978
I'm cold!
677
00:44:39,478 --> 00:44:42,437
I think it's a bit unfair how it don't
work both ways, though, really.
678
00:44:42,562 --> 00:44:44,270
I'm cold.
679
00:44:47,437 --> 00:44:48,895
Come on, then.
680
00:45:02,103 --> 00:45:03,895
Weren't me, boss!
681
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:05,895
What?
682
00:45:06,187 --> 00:45:08,853
I can't help it when it's wiggling
in front of me like that, can I?
683
00:45:10,353 --> 00:45:11,978
What are you so uptight for?
684
00:45:12,145 --> 00:45:13,437
I'm not.
685
00:45:14,270 --> 00:45:16,145
I thought you were the fun one.
686
00:45:16,895 --> 00:45:18,770
- Are you cold?
- Yes.
687
00:45:19,728 --> 00:45:21,020
Come on.
688
00:45:22,187 --> 00:45:23,812
Wet clothes make you colder.
689
00:45:37,603 --> 00:45:40,312
Chill out, it's not like
I'm asking you to marry me, is it?
690
00:45:41,770 --> 00:45:44,645
What do you mean,
this isn't the wedding?
691
00:45:56,853 --> 00:45:58,145
Yeah?
692
00:46:06,853 --> 00:46:08,270
Yeah?
693
00:46:11,228 --> 00:46:12,728
Yeah.
694
00:48:14,062 --> 00:48:16,103
What's your name?
695
00:48:16,104 --> 00:48:17,562
Tara.
696
00:48:18,478 --> 00:48:19,687
What's yours?
697
00:48:20,062 --> 00:48:21,353
I'm Fi.
698
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,687
- Oi, you lot, this is Tara.
- Tara!
699
00:48:43,728 --> 00:48:45,603
Are you okay?
700
00:48:46,353 --> 00:48:47,937
Yeah, sorry.
701
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,312
Where's your mates at?
702
00:48:51,728 --> 00:48:52,977
Um.
703
00:48:52,978 --> 00:48:54,687
We got split up.
704
00:49:51,395 --> 00:49:53,520
Do you want to come back?
705
00:49:53,687 --> 00:49:54,978
Yeah? Come on.
706
00:49:55,228 --> 00:49:58,103
Right, oi, wait! Hold!
One, two... right!
707
00:49:58,228 --> 00:50:00,020
Move!
708
00:50:01,145 --> 00:50:03,520
Let's go. Party back at our place!
709
00:50:09,812 --> 00:50:11,937
Tara! Tara! Tara!
710
00:50:15,895 --> 00:50:17,478
Three, two, one!
711
00:50:21,478 --> 00:50:22,978
That was stunning!
712
00:50:29,020 --> 00:50:30,978
You can sleep on the sofa,
I can go in with Josh.
713
00:50:31,103 --> 00:50:32,937
No, no, no.
714
00:50:33,062 --> 00:50:35,187
I'm just going to have a quick nap,
715
00:50:35,312 --> 00:50:37,103
and then, then I'll be fine.
716
00:50:37,603 --> 00:50:39,312
- That's not happening.
- It's fine.
717
00:50:39,478 --> 00:50:40,812
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
718
00:50:40,937 --> 00:50:44,312
So, like, are you and Josh
together, like?
719
00:50:44,812 --> 00:50:48,437
No, no, no, no, we're, like,
we're, like, basically family.
720
00:50:48,770 --> 00:50:51,937
- No, right, come on, seriously, in!
- No!
721
00:50:52,187 --> 00:50:53,312
- Yes!
- This is comfy!
722
00:50:53,437 --> 00:50:56,999
Well, at least just stay inside.
Everyone's, like, proper sound.
723
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,562
No, I know, everyone is so nice,
but I'm... this is good for me.
724
00:51:01,062 --> 00:51:04,228
All right, fine. Okay, but you know
where we are if you need us.
725
00:51:04,770 --> 00:51:05,894
Thank you.
726
00:51:05,895 --> 00:51:08,187
- Night!
- Good night.
727
00:52:53,895 --> 00:52:55,187
Guess who's back!
728
00:52:55,188 --> 00:52:56,395
Hey!
729
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:59,978
- Tara!
- I fucking told you lot.
730
00:53:00,895 --> 00:53:02,061
Snap!
731
00:53:02,062 --> 00:53:04,020
Right, right, right.
That's one that you've won.
732
00:53:04,021 --> 00:53:05,353
Yeah, alright...
733
00:53:05,354 --> 00:53:06,687
You must have...
734
00:53:08,145 --> 00:53:09,145
Snap!
735
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:13,186
Come on, details!
736
00:53:13,187 --> 00:53:14,687
You were going to say?
737
00:53:14,812 --> 00:53:17,478
It was a sick night.
738
00:53:38,937 --> 00:53:40,853
So, did you and Paige...?
739
00:53:41,312 --> 00:53:44,062
No, we were going to
this afternoon, but...
740
00:53:44,312 --> 00:53:45,770
I don't know, I think...
741
00:53:45,895 --> 00:53:48,145
I think she's kind of nervous,
you know?
742
00:53:49,270 --> 00:53:51,228
Don't change the subject.
743
00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:53,312
Where've you been?
744
00:53:53,895 --> 00:53:55,937
You know, I was really freaking out.
745
00:53:56,312 --> 00:53:58,562
And, what,
you left your phone here, too.
746
00:54:01,645 --> 00:54:03,103
Taz.
747
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:09,228
I, I slept with Paddy.
748
00:54:12,103 --> 00:54:14,062
No fucking way!
749
00:54:17,895 --> 00:54:20,145
When? How did that happen?
750
00:54:21,020 --> 00:54:22,603
On the beach.
751
00:54:23,187 --> 00:54:24,978
Oh, on the beach!
752
00:54:27,395 --> 00:54:29,187
Sounds really romantic.
753
00:54:30,062 --> 00:54:31,520
No.
754
00:54:31,812 --> 00:54:33,312
Was it good?
755
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:34,812
Um...
756
00:54:38,437 --> 00:54:42,145
And then I met
these absolute legends in a club,
757
00:54:42,270 --> 00:54:46,353
danced for hours,
and then went back to their villa.
758
00:54:46,478 --> 00:54:49,145
And it was really mental,
but they were really cool, so...
759
00:54:50,103 --> 00:54:51,312
I was there all night.
760
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,520
So, what did I miss?
761
00:54:53,728 --> 00:54:55,020
Who was it?
762
00:54:57,603 --> 00:54:59,812
Oh, you're proper sneaky,
you know?
763
00:55:01,062 --> 00:55:02,562
All of this,
we got to stick together,
764
00:55:02,687 --> 00:55:04,437
have each other's back,
blah-blah-blah.
765
00:55:04,562 --> 00:55:07,020
Runs off, has sex and gets new mates.
766
00:55:07,312 --> 00:55:08,687
Who was it?
767
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:11,853
Paddy.
768
00:55:12,937 --> 00:55:14,395
Oh my God!
769
00:55:16,937 --> 00:55:19,103
Holiday romance brewing!
770
00:55:19,437 --> 00:55:20,437
No.
771
00:55:20,562 --> 00:55:23,437
Don't you think it's weird that
he hasn't said anything to youse?
772
00:55:23,603 --> 00:55:25,645
No.
773
00:55:26,478 --> 00:55:28,520
I mean,
it'll defo happen again, won't it?
774
00:55:29,645 --> 00:55:32,437
Hey, come on.
Let's get back into it.
775
00:55:32,728 --> 00:55:34,728
There's much to be celebrating,
ain't there?
776
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:40,123
Get some more shots in!
You run out of shots?
777
00:55:40,124 --> 00:55:42,728
- All right, shots!
- Yeah, shots, shots!
778
00:55:42,729 --> 00:55:44,895
To Taz, the fucking legend!
779
00:55:45,270 --> 00:55:46,478
Yes!
780
00:55:46,603 --> 00:55:49,145
Round four, let's go!
781
00:55:52,228 --> 00:55:53,562
- Thank you.
- Ugh!
782
00:55:53,687 --> 00:55:55,062
Mm!
783
00:55:58,270 --> 00:56:00,312
- You all right?
- Yeah.
784
00:56:02,145 --> 00:56:05,145
Right! I'll see you lot later.
White Party.
785
00:56:05,270 --> 00:56:07,145
- We'll have pres here.
- Yeah.
786
00:56:18,603 --> 00:56:20,853
Last night was very jokes.
787
00:56:35,103 --> 00:56:36,687
Oi, Taz.
788
00:56:37,812 --> 00:56:40,728
Do you think you're going to sleep
with Paddy again tonight?
789
00:56:41,603 --> 00:56:42,978
Mm, no.
790
00:56:55,395 --> 00:56:57,312
Guys, Mum's just text.
791
00:56:57,728 --> 00:56:59,812
The results,
apparently they've got them.
792
00:57:01,478 --> 00:57:02,895
Oh my God.
793
00:57:06,353 --> 00:57:09,145
- I don't think I can look.
- I'm going to shower.
794
00:57:09,312 --> 00:57:11,103
You not going to look?
795
00:57:11,312 --> 00:57:13,103
No, I know that I fucked it.
796
00:57:15,812 --> 00:57:17,062
Yeah, me too.
797
00:57:19,395 --> 00:57:20,936
She said I did it.
798
00:57:20,937 --> 00:57:23,437
Oh my God, yes mate,
I knew you'd smash it!
799
00:57:28,687 --> 00:57:32,145
MUM
INCOMING CALL
800
00:57:33,812 --> 00:57:37,395
Look, you can always retake, okay?
801
00:57:37,812 --> 00:57:40,811
Just don't worry about it for now.
Just have a good time,
802
00:57:40,812 --> 00:57:43,812
and we'll talk about it
when you're home, okay?
803
00:57:43,813 --> 00:57:45,228
We love you.
804
00:58:13,103 --> 00:58:16,020
Guys, I'm a fucking genius.
805
00:58:16,312 --> 00:58:17,812
Yes, you are, bitch!
806
00:58:42,978 --> 00:58:45,144
- Taz, get the door.
- Taz, go get the door.
807
00:58:45,145 --> 00:58:47,812
- I've only got one eyelash on.
- Police! Open up!
808
00:58:47,813 --> 00:58:49,645
Ah! We got you there!
809
00:58:50,020 --> 00:58:52,728
Yo, we met these down at t' pool.
Hope you don't mind.
810
00:58:53,145 --> 00:58:56,187
No, the more the merrier.
Do youse want a drink?
811
00:58:58,270 --> 00:59:00,020
- A shot? Well how many you got?
- Yeah.
812
00:59:01,145 --> 00:59:03,603
- Wait, what's your name?
- I'm Gemma.
813
00:59:03,604 --> 00:59:05,562
- Gemma.
- Leah.
814
00:59:06,853 --> 00:59:08,687
Gemma, Leah,
I'm Skye, this is Em.
815
00:59:10,145 --> 00:59:12,728
- Tara.
- Em, send me a cup!
816
00:59:13,853 --> 00:59:16,603
- Catch.
- Fucking hell. Sorry, love.
817
00:59:16,853 --> 00:59:18,395
I know what a Libra looks like
818
00:59:18,728 --> 00:59:19,853
Where's them balloons then?
819
00:59:20,145 --> 00:59:21,978
Yeah, come on,
let's go out for a fag.
820
00:59:21,979 --> 00:59:23,270
It's too warm in here.
821
00:59:26,020 --> 00:59:27,978
- Oh.
- Take one of them.
822
00:59:28,353 --> 00:59:29,937
And you. Oi.
823
00:59:30,062 --> 00:59:31,312
Taz.
824
00:59:32,103 --> 00:59:33,603
You good?
825
00:59:39,687 --> 00:59:43,937
Imagine, yeah,
this genius got ten As!
826
00:59:44,062 --> 00:59:46,603
Let's get fucked up!
827
00:59:47,770 --> 00:59:51,353
Oi, shut up!
You did so fucking well.
828
00:59:51,478 --> 00:59:54,062
- So well!
- Wait, you looked?
829
00:59:54,187 --> 00:59:56,353
Yeah. Taz, I persuaded her, innit?
830
00:59:56,978 --> 00:59:59,812
I thought you said
you weren't going to check results.
831
00:59:59,937 --> 01:00:03,062
She might even be able
to come with me next year.
832
01:00:06,562 --> 01:00:08,102
Don't be sad, Taz.
833
01:00:08,103 --> 01:00:09,937
Whatever you do,
you're going to be great.
834
01:00:10,062 --> 01:00:12,645
When are we going?
835
01:00:12,770 --> 01:00:15,020
- Are we going soon?
- Come on, Taz.
836
01:00:17,270 --> 01:00:19,187
Oh, it's going be so fun.
837
01:00:19,312 --> 01:00:21,312
White Party!
838
01:00:32,603 --> 01:00:35,353
We got to keep an eye on Em tonight.
She's already looking fucked.
839
01:00:35,478 --> 01:00:38,103
We're not going to babysit her, though.
840
01:00:38,228 --> 01:00:41,103
Like, it's results night,
she's worked for it.
841
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:44,937
Pretty sure you don't need ten As
to open a restaurant anyway.
842
01:00:45,728 --> 01:00:47,437
I'll get you on front desk.
843
01:00:47,687 --> 01:00:50,103
What restaurant have you been to
what has a front desk?
844
01:00:50,228 --> 01:00:52,812
Two coats? Any bags?
Yeah, that's four pounds!
845
01:00:52,937 --> 01:00:55,812
That's not front desk,
that's a cloakroom!
846
01:00:55,978 --> 01:00:58,353
I'm not going to be working
on a cloakroom.
847
01:00:58,603 --> 01:01:01,187
Yeah, I'm not sure you've got
much choice at this point.
848
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:07,937
Nah, come on.
849
01:01:08,895 --> 01:01:10,145
I'm joking.
850
01:01:12,603 --> 01:01:15,062
I would be kinda jokes
in a cloakroom, though.
851
01:01:20,145 --> 01:01:22,187
So what, is Paddy good, then?
852
01:01:26,353 --> 01:01:27,770
Yeah, I guess.
853
01:01:28,770 --> 01:01:31,145
Like, he knew
what he was doing, innit?
854
01:01:33,562 --> 01:01:35,270
Yeah, he looks like it.
855
01:01:37,812 --> 01:01:39,270
Did he, like...
856
01:01:40,020 --> 01:01:42,353
pick you up and throw you
about and that?
857
01:01:43,978 --> 01:01:45,395
Kind of.
858
01:01:46,728 --> 01:01:48,603
Like, he's strong.
859
01:01:51,478 --> 01:01:54,187
Then you should deffo go
for round two with him.
860
01:02:05,312 --> 01:02:06,978
- That's yours.
- Thanks.
861
01:02:07,728 --> 01:02:11,103
All right, you two,
save it for the bedroom.
862
01:02:12,562 --> 01:02:14,062
You all right?
863
01:02:14,187 --> 01:02:15,603
Yeah, you all right?
864
01:02:19,812 --> 01:02:22,687
Sorry about last night.
I was trashed.
865
01:02:23,645 --> 01:02:25,270
What do you mean?
866
01:02:29,228 --> 01:02:30,728
It's fine.
867
01:02:56,437 --> 01:02:58,020
Fuck...
868
01:03:00,645 --> 01:03:01,895
Fucking, yeah...
869
01:03:12,187 --> 01:03:13,978
It's giving me a migraine.
870
01:03:14,853 --> 01:03:16,477
Come on then, let's have a shot.
871
01:03:16,478 --> 01:03:18,853
No, I don't want vodka,
I just want a shot. Go on.
872
01:05:22,895 --> 01:05:24,103
Oi oi!
873
01:05:24,812 --> 01:05:27,353
Where the fuck
have you been all night?
874
01:05:31,562 --> 01:05:33,353
We're going skinny dipping.
875
01:05:36,020 --> 01:05:37,645
At the hotel?
876
01:05:37,770 --> 01:05:39,478
No, at the beach.
877
01:05:40,562 --> 01:05:41,978
I'm good.
878
01:05:42,812 --> 01:05:45,978
Come on! It's your last night here.
Stop being a little weirdo.
879
01:05:46,895 --> 01:05:49,103
I don't wanna get sand everywhere.
880
01:05:49,645 --> 01:05:51,645
It's just fucking sand!
881
01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:54,978
I'm all right.
882
01:05:56,145 --> 01:05:57,812
Stop being a freak, Taz.
883
01:06:00,145 --> 01:06:01,187
Okay.
884
01:06:02,645 --> 01:06:05,062
Tara come on, I'm only joking.
885
01:06:09,562 --> 01:06:11,145
Oi, come Badger.
886
01:06:11,270 --> 01:06:13,562
No. I'd better walk her back.
887
01:06:15,603 --> 01:06:17,020
Fuck!
888
01:06:25,145 --> 01:06:26,270
Oh ho!
889
01:06:28,353 --> 01:06:30,102
What you doing, bro?
890
01:06:30,103 --> 01:06:31,978
Going down t' beach?
Everyone's there.
891
01:06:31,979 --> 01:06:33,520
Yeah, of course.
892
01:06:35,228 --> 01:06:37,187
Come on. Paddy's coming.
893
01:06:39,895 --> 01:06:41,437
She loves it on t' beach, her.
894
01:06:44,353 --> 01:06:45,603
Come.
895
01:06:50,187 --> 01:06:51,770
I'll come and find you later on.
896
01:07:25,395 --> 01:07:27,062
Do you want a drink?
897
01:07:36,353 --> 01:07:37,353
Cuppa?
898
01:07:41,270 --> 01:07:42,812
Yeah, sure.
899
01:07:45,020 --> 01:07:49,103
What would you rather be,
a baby goat or a mata baby?
900
01:07:50,978 --> 01:07:52,853
What's a mata baby?
901
01:07:53,270 --> 01:07:55,562
I don't know baby,
what's the matter with you?
902
01:08:04,937 --> 01:08:06,770
Do you want any sugar?
903
01:08:07,353 --> 01:08:08,895
Uh-huh.
904
01:10:52,187 --> 01:10:54,937
- Party! Party! Party!
- Taz! Taz!
905
01:10:55,062 --> 01:10:57,687
Where were you?
We missed you, mate.
906
01:10:58,895 --> 01:11:02,812
- Come on, gorgeous!
- Party! Party! Party! Party!
907
01:11:03,062 --> 01:11:05,937
- What time is it?
- We didn't come here to sleep.
908
01:11:06,062 --> 01:11:07,562
We bought you a present.
909
01:11:08,478 --> 01:11:10,353
- Got a dead weight!
- Sort her out.
910
01:11:10,728 --> 01:11:12,853
Wake up, you lazybones.
911
01:11:13,437 --> 01:11:15,812
- You're not even asleep.
- Come on!
912
01:11:16,020 --> 01:11:18,853
- What's the matter with you?
- Party! Party! Party!
913
01:11:18,978 --> 01:11:22,312
- Oi, Badger, where's the fags?
- Get up! Stop being lazy.
914
01:11:28,853 --> 01:11:30,145
Hi.
915
01:11:35,228 --> 01:11:36,645
Hi.
916
01:11:38,395 --> 01:11:40,020
I just want to say...
917
01:11:41,895 --> 01:11:43,978
last night were amazing.
918
01:11:52,478 --> 01:11:54,145
I'm asleep.
919
01:11:55,353 --> 01:11:57,103
I just came to say hi.
920
01:11:59,228 --> 01:12:00,520
Hi.
921
01:12:08,020 --> 01:12:09,312
What are you doing?
922
01:12:09,603 --> 01:12:11,187
Sleeping here.
923
01:12:24,145 --> 01:12:25,770
Did you not like it?
924
01:12:32,728 --> 01:12:34,937
Yo, I've got a drink
for you here, bro.
925
01:12:35,103 --> 01:12:36,812
I'm all right, me, bro.
926
01:12:37,437 --> 01:12:40,562
I'm good. I'm going to go to bed, me,
I'm pretty tired.
927
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:45,312
I'm a taken man now, aren't I?
928
01:13:02,895 --> 01:13:04,728
What are you wearing?
929
01:13:08,020 --> 01:13:09,895
Get these off you, you'll be red hot.
930
01:13:26,812 --> 01:13:28,520
Everyone's here, Paddy,
and I'm asleep.
931
01:13:28,521 --> 01:13:30,228
All right, all right.
932
01:13:32,312 --> 01:13:33,937
Taz?
933
01:13:36,937 --> 01:13:38,187
Tara?
934
01:13:38,395 --> 01:13:39,853
Yeah, Em?
935
01:13:41,103 --> 01:13:42,520
Love you.
936
01:13:44,728 --> 01:13:46,270
I love you, too, mate.
937
01:13:48,020 --> 01:13:49,478
You all right?
938
01:13:50,853 --> 01:13:52,020
Yeah.
939
01:13:52,187 --> 01:13:53,687
I am,
940
01:13:54,312 --> 01:13:56,353
but I'm a bit pissed, though, mate.
941
01:13:57,562 --> 01:14:00,312
I think I'm really going to
miss you next year.
942
01:14:00,978 --> 01:14:02,978
Are we still going to hang out?
943
01:14:03,478 --> 01:14:05,145
Yeah, mate, we will.
944
01:14:05,812 --> 01:14:07,895
We'll be best friends for life.
945
01:14:09,270 --> 01:14:10,353
Hm.
946
01:14:33,562 --> 01:14:35,687
Don't move. Let me do it.
947
01:14:40,395 --> 01:14:42,187
Am I too fast?
948
01:14:42,562 --> 01:14:44,353
You like it fast, don't you?
949
01:14:44,853 --> 01:14:46,519
My neck is killing me...
950
01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:48,562
Let us in the bed, for fuck's sake.
951
01:14:51,770 --> 01:14:56,020
That floor is fucking rough,
mate, my neck's fucked.
952
01:15:04,812 --> 01:15:06,645
Told you you would.
953
01:15:08,978 --> 01:15:10,728
I love you, mate.
954
01:15:13,228 --> 01:15:15,437
Best holiday ever.
955
01:16:14,603 --> 01:16:16,562
Probably won't go out tonight.
956
01:16:20,645 --> 01:16:22,645
Went a bit hard, innit?
957
01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:38,687
You can't pretend you can't hear me.
958
01:16:39,187 --> 01:16:41,020
I made it onto your balcony now.
959
01:16:42,312 --> 01:16:44,228
Yeah, sorry, I'm just tired.
960
01:16:48,312 --> 01:16:50,227
Wake up legends!
961
01:16:50,228 --> 01:16:52,937
Mission complete! On t' next one!
962
01:16:53,187 --> 01:16:54,603
Round...
963
01:16:55,145 --> 01:16:57,062
Fucking what round is it?
964
01:16:57,270 --> 01:16:58,603
Morning, gorgeous. All right?
965
01:17:05,562 --> 01:17:07,145
What you saying?
966
01:17:07,520 --> 01:17:09,270
Nothing, I'm chilling, bro.
967
01:17:14,145 --> 01:17:16,020
Fucking hell! Good chat lads!
968
01:17:31,353 --> 01:17:33,395
He's a nightmare of a guy.
969
01:17:35,312 --> 01:17:36,687
Mm...
970
01:17:46,145 --> 01:17:47,853
I've known him since I were little.
971
01:17:49,812 --> 01:17:53,062
His mum and my mum,
they're best mates.
972
01:18:00,312 --> 01:18:02,145
And we live on the same street.
973
01:18:04,187 --> 01:18:05,812
That's nice.
974
01:18:30,312 --> 01:18:31,687
See you back home.
975
01:18:31,812 --> 01:18:33,978
Yeah, we'll come down.
It'll be well jokes.
976
01:18:34,103 --> 01:18:35,603
Yeah, or we'll come up.
977
01:18:35,728 --> 01:18:37,227
See how you northern lot do it.
978
01:18:37,228 --> 01:18:39,270
Anyway, we're all
coming back next year.
979
01:18:39,271 --> 01:18:41,353
Same time, same place, no excuses.
980
01:18:41,354 --> 01:18:43,062
Yeah, no excuses.
981
01:18:43,270 --> 01:18:44,812
No early bedtimes either, Taz.
982
01:18:44,937 --> 01:18:46,186
Call her, then, innit.
983
01:18:46,187 --> 01:18:47,937
Make sure you text me
when you get home.
984
01:18:47,938 --> 01:18:49,562
You gave Paddy your number, yeah?
985
01:18:49,563 --> 01:18:50,937
See you later.
986
01:18:54,978 --> 01:18:56,415
- Bye.
- See ya.
987
01:18:56,416 --> 01:18:57,853
See you gorgeous!
988
01:21:02,395 --> 01:21:04,478
Uh, I'm going to get
some munch from here.
989
01:21:05,728 --> 01:21:07,062
What do youse want?
990
01:21:07,187 --> 01:21:09,437
- Chips if they have them.
- Yeah, chips also.
991
01:21:10,562 --> 01:21:11,853
Banging.
992
01:21:15,062 --> 01:21:17,145
Give us all the details then.
993
01:21:17,562 --> 01:21:19,687
There's not really anything to add to it.
994
01:21:24,062 --> 01:21:26,228
I reckon we'll come back next year.
995
01:21:32,312 --> 01:21:34,312
Oi, you did it again last night, innit?
996
01:21:40,062 --> 01:21:41,562
I swear!
997
01:21:43,145 --> 01:21:45,937
Oh, was it better
the second time, yeah?
998
01:21:52,478 --> 01:21:54,603
Why are you being sheepish?
999
01:21:54,728 --> 01:21:56,478
Come on, give us the details.
1000
01:21:56,687 --> 01:21:58,062
No.
1001
01:21:58,228 --> 01:22:00,437
It didn't count.
It weren't really proper.
1002
01:22:00,438 --> 01:22:03,103
- How can it not be proper?
- Here.
1003
01:22:05,645 --> 01:22:06,853
What are you pair saying?
1004
01:22:06,978 --> 01:22:08,915
Just saying about last night.
1005
01:22:08,916 --> 01:22:10,853
Taz is saying it didn't count.
1006
01:22:12,395 --> 01:22:13,687
He's fit.
1007
01:22:14,020 --> 01:22:15,187
In my opinion, anyway.
1008
01:22:16,062 --> 01:22:17,353
I would have.
1009
01:22:19,728 --> 01:22:21,145
Yeah, he is fit.
1010
01:22:21,645 --> 01:22:23,978
Who'd have thought
you two would get laid the most?
1011
01:22:27,978 --> 01:22:29,728
Yeah, I don't know, he's just...
1012
01:22:30,228 --> 01:22:31,687
a weird guy, innit?
1013
01:22:32,062 --> 01:22:33,728
What do you mean,
he's a weird guy?
1014
01:22:33,729 --> 01:22:35,062
Forget him!
1015
01:22:36,395 --> 01:22:38,687
We're going out
as soon as we get home, yeah?
1016
01:22:39,062 --> 01:22:41,312
We got local man to get on, now!
1017
01:22:41,687 --> 01:22:43,812
Huh! Fuck Paddy, man!
1018
01:22:43,937 --> 01:22:45,895
You can do so much better.
1019
01:22:54,937 --> 01:22:56,353
Taz?
1020
01:23:01,145 --> 01:23:02,520
I like, I was...
1021
01:23:05,145 --> 01:23:06,687
asleep, so...
1022
01:23:13,103 --> 01:23:14,520
Are you saying...?
1023
01:23:18,312 --> 01:23:20,687
What, Taz, was he like that
with you both nights?
1024
01:23:32,228 --> 01:23:33,562
It's fine.
1025
01:23:38,562 --> 01:23:40,270
You should've said something, like.
1026
01:23:40,770 --> 01:23:42,312
I didn't clock, I...
1027
01:23:45,062 --> 01:23:46,395
Taz...
1028
01:23:47,395 --> 01:23:49,937
No, you're right, I should've,
I should've said something.
1029
01:23:52,103 --> 01:23:53,353
It's fine.
1030
01:23:58,812 --> 01:24:00,020
No, it's not.
1031
01:24:00,645 --> 01:24:03,062
We should buy stuff here.
It's much cheaper.
1032
01:24:03,437 --> 01:24:06,020
I didn't even get a tattoo
or anything on this holiday.
1033
01:24:07,103 --> 01:24:08,645
You were busy.
1034
01:24:12,562 --> 01:24:14,145
Oi, smell that.
1035
01:24:15,270 --> 01:24:17,561
- It's banging, that.
- Mm.
1036
01:24:17,562 --> 01:24:19,645
- ...to London, Luton.
- Yeah.
1037
01:24:19,770 --> 01:24:21,978
Fuck! You guys know
this is our plane boarding, innit?
1038
01:24:22,687 --> 01:24:23,727
Come on!
1039
01:24:23,728 --> 01:24:26,395
...the gate will be closing
in five minutes. Final call...
1040
01:24:26,645 --> 01:24:28,687
Go! Go! Go! Go...
1041
01:24:43,937 --> 01:24:45,270
We got this.
1042
01:24:51,937 --> 01:24:53,937
We're coming home!72078
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