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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,465 --> 00:00:04,467 Salt chicken? 2 00:00:05,135 --> 00:00:07,097 How spicy does it say it needs to be? 3 00:00:07,181 --> 00:00:08,851 Uh, it just says spicy food. 4 00:00:08,935 --> 00:00:10,522 I assume the spicier, the better, though. 5 00:00:10,605 --> 00:00:13,443 It must stimulate something in your body to bring the power out. 6 00:00:13,527 --> 00:00:16,659 - What can I get for you? - I'll have the spiciest thing on the menu. 7 00:00:17,243 --> 00:00:18,078 No. 8 00:00:19,205 --> 00:00:21,794 I-- I have a large bottle of sriracha mayo at home. 9 00:00:21,877 --> 00:00:23,589 I think I can handle some spice. 10 00:00:28,683 --> 00:00:30,227 [panting] 11 00:00:35,112 --> 00:00:37,074 Well? Feeling anything yet? 12 00:00:37,157 --> 00:00:39,830 - I just can't feel my legs. - This can't be right. 13 00:00:39,913 --> 00:00:41,584 What else do they recommend? 14 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:48,263 Uh, long walks, castor oil, sex, stimulation of the nipples-- 15 00:00:48,346 --> 00:00:50,643 [Carrie] Kash, you're looking at how to induce labour. 16 00:00:50,727 --> 00:00:53,691 No, I'm not. Oh, how dilated is your cervix? 17 00:00:55,110 --> 00:00:57,031 Milk. Need milk. 18 00:00:57,114 --> 00:00:59,076 ["My Body's Made of Crushed Little Stars" playing] 19 00:01:02,959 --> 00:01:05,798 ♪ I'm not doing anything ♪ 20 00:01:07,217 --> 00:01:10,349 ♪ I'm not doing anything ♪ 21 00:01:10,432 --> 00:01:13,648 ♪ My body's made of crushed little stars ♪ 22 00:01:13,731 --> 00:01:16,987 ♪ And I'm not doing anything ♪ 23 00:01:17,071 --> 00:01:18,073 - [music stops] - [Luke] Jen? 24 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:26,464 Oh, hey. Hey, what's up? 25 00:01:27,299 --> 00:01:29,680 - You all right? - Who, me? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 26 00:01:31,517 --> 00:01:32,519 What you got there? 27 00:01:32,602 --> 00:01:35,608 Wine, condoms, Pringles. 28 00:01:35,692 --> 00:01:37,444 Date night? [chuckles] 29 00:01:37,529 --> 00:01:40,993 No. No, it's none of my business. I don't need to know. I don't care. 30 00:01:41,077 --> 00:01:43,498 Basically, as soon as you leave my eyeline, you're dead to me. 31 00:01:44,083 --> 00:01:45,085 You're sweating a lot. 32 00:01:46,003 --> 00:01:48,049 No, I'm not. [sniffs] 33 00:01:49,301 --> 00:01:50,930 All right. Well, I'll see you around then. 34 00:01:51,013 --> 00:01:52,474 Yeah, maybe. Maybe not. 35 00:01:54,228 --> 00:01:56,567 You shouldn't buy that milk. It's open. 36 00:02:07,087 --> 00:02:08,089 [sighs] 37 00:02:10,928 --> 00:02:12,724 [intercom dings] 38 00:02:12,807 --> 00:02:14,310 [grocer, on PA] Sweaty, young lady. 39 00:02:14,393 --> 00:02:16,481 You've got to buy the milk before you drink it. 40 00:02:18,652 --> 00:02:20,656 ♪ Does confidence look good on me? ♪ 41 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:22,702 ♪ Does confidence look good on me? ♪ 42 00:02:22,786 --> 00:02:24,831 ♪ Look good on me Look good on me ♪ 43 00:02:24,915 --> 00:02:26,835 ♪ Does confidence look good on me? ♪ 44 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:29,131 ♪ Look good on me Look good on me ♪ 45 00:02:29,215 --> 00:02:30,760 ♪ Does confidence look good on me? ♪ 46 00:02:30,843 --> 00:02:33,139 ♪ Does confidence look good on me? ♪ 47 00:02:33,974 --> 00:02:36,522 I've tried to do the research about what brings powers out, 48 00:02:36,605 --> 00:02:38,651 but it's all anecdotal. 49 00:02:39,151 --> 00:02:40,403 You'd think, after ten years, 50 00:02:40,487 --> 00:02:43,619 there'd at least be some decent peer-reviewed studies. 51 00:02:43,702 --> 00:02:45,330 Where are all the peers? 52 00:02:46,290 --> 00:02:47,417 What do the anecdotes say? 53 00:02:47,502 --> 00:02:49,338 Common themes crop up. 54 00:02:49,421 --> 00:02:52,929 Fear, anxiety, stress, adrenaline. 55 00:02:53,012 --> 00:02:55,518 Oh, yeah. Adrenaline is where it's at. 56 00:02:55,601 --> 00:02:56,937 Life and death, right? 57 00:02:57,020 --> 00:02:59,651 Russian roulette, diffusing bombs, 58 00:02:59,734 --> 00:03:01,697 - or we could just push you off a bridge. - [door opens] 59 00:03:01,780 --> 00:03:05,120 [Angela] Oi! You can't spend your shift chatting with your mates. 60 00:03:05,203 --> 00:03:07,834 This is a place of work, not a discotheque. 61 00:03:07,917 --> 00:03:09,169 He's a paying customer. 62 00:03:09,253 --> 00:03:11,675 Look, he's buying a bunch of dumb shit for his superhero costume. 63 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:15,641 It's actually a vigilante costume-- Uniform. It's not a costume. 64 00:03:16,518 --> 00:03:18,606 We're talking about how people got their powers. 65 00:03:18,689 --> 00:03:22,989 Oh, in that case, park yourself. I've got a yarn for you. 66 00:03:23,824 --> 00:03:24,868 Picture this. 67 00:03:24,951 --> 00:03:27,832 Come back here early from a trip to the wholesalers in Penge. 68 00:03:27,915 --> 00:03:33,009 I walk into the stockroom to find my husband, of 30 years, 69 00:03:33,092 --> 00:03:34,971 giving it to Raquel. 70 00:03:35,055 --> 00:03:40,231 Well, I'm screaming. He's screaming. Raquel's crying. It's all very stressful. 71 00:03:40,315 --> 00:03:41,359 Then bang! 72 00:03:41,442 --> 00:03:43,488 They look at me like I've got two heads. 73 00:03:43,572 --> 00:03:46,536 Turn to look in the mirror. There's a little girl staring back at me. 74 00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:48,832 Sounds like stress is a good place to start then. 75 00:03:48,916 --> 00:03:50,920 Just don't do it on company time, yeah? 76 00:03:51,003 --> 00:03:52,507 Big smiles for the customers. 77 00:03:58,226 --> 00:03:59,311 I know what to do. 78 00:04:00,021 --> 00:04:01,148 [shouts] 79 00:04:01,232 --> 00:04:02,610 What? 80 00:04:03,612 --> 00:04:05,281 It's gonna be a surprise. 81 00:04:05,365 --> 00:04:07,578 You are gonna hate it. 82 00:04:08,246 --> 00:04:11,127 Okay. All right. Fuck me up. 83 00:04:13,172 --> 00:04:15,009 I want you to promise me you're not gonna run away. 84 00:04:15,093 --> 00:04:17,305 [scoffs] Carrie, I'm not five. I'm not gonna run away. 85 00:04:27,492 --> 00:04:28,912 - [Jen struggling] - Come on. 86 00:04:30,248 --> 00:04:31,417 - Jen! - No, I hate you. 87 00:04:33,714 --> 00:04:35,718 Hello, have you got an appointment? 88 00:04:35,801 --> 00:04:36,720 Fuck you. 89 00:04:38,097 --> 00:04:39,976 [clears throat] Jen Regan. 11.15. 90 00:04:40,561 --> 00:04:42,355 Okay. Jen… 91 00:04:42,439 --> 00:04:43,817 I don't think I can do this. 92 00:04:43,901 --> 00:04:46,823 - Do you want a power or not? - I do. I really do. 93 00:04:46,907 --> 00:04:49,704 - Who's a brave little bitch? - I'm a brave little bitch. 94 00:04:49,788 --> 00:04:51,040 - You can do this. - I can do this. 95 00:04:51,123 --> 00:04:52,417 - [receptionist] Jennifer Regan. - Okay. 96 00:04:55,340 --> 00:04:59,766 [ominous music playing] 97 00:05:12,875 --> 00:05:14,879 [ominous music continues] 98 00:05:18,094 --> 00:05:19,096 Can you hear that? 99 00:05:19,179 --> 00:05:20,390 The ominous music? 100 00:05:20,473 --> 00:05:21,475 Yeah. 101 00:05:22,102 --> 00:05:25,066 I keep telling reception to warn people before they come in. 102 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:26,235 It's my power. 103 00:05:26,318 --> 00:05:29,158 I make people generate their own soundtrack around me. 104 00:05:29,993 --> 00:05:32,540 I'm going to assume you're afraid of the dentist? 105 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:34,001 [scoffs] No. 106 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:37,508 Shall we get started? 107 00:05:37,592 --> 00:05:40,556 [ominous music intensifies] 108 00:05:45,273 --> 00:05:46,275 [music stops] 109 00:05:49,448 --> 00:05:51,076 [salesperson on phone] Prices start at £3,000. 110 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,206 - Three grand? It's just a billboard. - Yeah. 111 00:05:53,289 --> 00:05:55,043 Well, it's so big. Gloss is expensive. 112 00:05:55,126 --> 00:05:56,128 All right, okay. 113 00:05:57,297 --> 00:05:59,343 Oh, what if I put it up myself? 114 00:05:59,426 --> 00:06:00,554 - [salesperson scoffs] - Mm-hmm. 115 00:06:00,638 --> 00:06:01,765 Yourself? With what? 116 00:06:01,848 --> 00:06:03,602 - PVA. - I can't see that working. 117 00:06:03,685 --> 00:06:05,480 No, I do think that would work, actually. 118 00:06:05,564 --> 00:06:08,361 - No! Don't put me on hold, Diane. - ["That's the Way (I Like It)" plays] 119 00:06:13,162 --> 00:06:14,456 [purring] 120 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:15,542 [yowls] 121 00:06:21,053 --> 00:06:25,395 ♪ That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪ 122 00:06:29,779 --> 00:06:30,781 [grunts] 123 00:06:36,876 --> 00:06:39,716 ♪ When you take me by the hand ♪ 124 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:40,801 [humming] 125 00:06:41,385 --> 00:06:43,807 [panting] 126 00:06:45,393 --> 00:06:46,395 Hello? 127 00:06:46,478 --> 00:06:48,024 ♪ …all your love ♪ 128 00:06:48,525 --> 00:06:50,028 ♪ And do it, babe… ♪ 129 00:06:50,111 --> 00:06:51,113 Not cat. 130 00:06:52,449 --> 00:06:53,451 Man. 131 00:06:53,535 --> 00:06:54,829 ♪ Oh, that's the way-- ♪ 132 00:06:54,912 --> 00:06:56,331 - [line rings] - [Diane] We've got… 133 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:58,879 [scratching] 134 00:06:58,962 --> 00:07:03,220 Look, Diane, don't try and upsell me on 200 gsm gloss, okay? 135 00:07:03,304 --> 00:07:04,640 This isn't my first rodeo. 136 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:07,145 Well, you don't wanna skimp on the high gsm. 137 00:07:07,228 --> 00:07:08,857 [indistinct] 138 00:07:08,940 --> 00:07:10,151 Uh, one minute. 139 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:14,367 [Jizzlord purrs] 140 00:07:17,165 --> 00:07:18,752 - [meows] - [yelps] 141 00:07:20,756 --> 00:07:23,553 [Diane, on phone, indistinct] 142 00:07:23,637 --> 00:07:25,098 [Jizzlord meows] 143 00:07:25,181 --> 00:07:26,893 Oh, what about a charity discount? 144 00:07:28,855 --> 00:07:33,907 Yes, my charity number is 24. 145 00:07:33,990 --> 00:07:36,746 [ominous music playing] 146 00:07:40,838 --> 00:07:42,883 Right, let's take a look. 147 00:07:51,191 --> 00:07:53,738 - [smooth jazz playing] - [voice moaning] 148 00:07:56,786 --> 00:07:59,124 [voice climaxes, moaning stops] 149 00:07:59,207 --> 00:08:00,376 I am so sorry. 150 00:08:01,796 --> 00:08:02,798 [smooth jazz stops] 151 00:08:02,882 --> 00:08:06,848 Well, the good news is you have quite nice teeth. 152 00:08:06,931 --> 00:08:07,933 [cheerful music playing] 153 00:08:08,017 --> 00:08:09,604 No, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 154 00:08:11,273 --> 00:08:14,572 The bad news is we're going to have to do quite a few fillings today. 155 00:08:14,655 --> 00:08:17,160 - [ominous music playing] - [maniacal laughter] 156 00:08:17,912 --> 00:08:19,414 All right, I can't listen to this. 157 00:08:19,497 --> 00:08:21,753 I'm going to give you something to help you relax. 158 00:08:26,804 --> 00:08:29,560 Valium. It will alleviate your anxiety. 159 00:08:29,644 --> 00:08:32,858 No. No, no. I need to be anxious. I need to feel the fear. 160 00:08:33,442 --> 00:08:34,444 Suit yourself. 161 00:08:35,404 --> 00:08:36,658 [gasps] 162 00:08:40,248 --> 00:08:41,250 [gulps] 163 00:08:44,297 --> 00:08:46,803 [Kash, on walkie-talkie] Viper to Unicorn. Pick up. 164 00:08:46,886 --> 00:08:50,101 Update status on Jen. Should I initiate Plan B? Over. 165 00:08:51,228 --> 00:08:53,148 No. Plan A is in progress, 166 00:08:53,232 --> 00:08:55,194 and I actually think it's going quite well. 167 00:08:55,278 --> 00:08:57,115 So, over. 168 00:08:58,367 --> 00:09:01,081 No. Can I initiate Plan D later? Over. 169 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,210 What's Plan D? 170 00:09:05,507 --> 00:09:07,511 It's your dick, isn't it? 171 00:09:08,638 --> 00:09:10,141 It's my dick. Over. 172 00:09:15,192 --> 00:09:17,990 Yes. I am ready for Plan D. 173 00:09:18,073 --> 00:09:23,500 Meet me at 69 hundred hours. Over. 174 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:30,056 [gasps] My angel! Hi. 175 00:09:30,807 --> 00:09:32,101 Did it happen? 176 00:09:32,185 --> 00:09:33,312 Did you get a power? 177 00:09:33,897 --> 00:09:35,567 I've had one this whole time. 178 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,865 - Power of friendship. - [receptionist] She's been given Valium. 179 00:09:38,948 --> 00:09:40,577 So you're going to have to take care of her 180 00:09:40,661 --> 00:09:42,915 for the next three to four hours before it wears off. 181 00:09:45,211 --> 00:09:49,260 Initiate Plan D-- B! I mean Plan B. Over. 182 00:09:51,056 --> 00:09:53,018 You know who's under-rated? 183 00:09:53,102 --> 00:09:56,859 Simon & Garfunkel. Just two lovely boys. 184 00:09:56,943 --> 00:09:58,278 [car approaches] 185 00:09:59,907 --> 00:10:01,284 [tyres screech] 186 00:10:06,002 --> 00:10:09,510 [Irish accent] Get up! Get up now, you big English bastard! 187 00:10:09,593 --> 00:10:13,267 - Am I the bastard? - Do as I say, and I won't kneecap ya! 188 00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:15,062 - So I won't. - What are you doing? 189 00:10:15,146 --> 00:10:21,366 Shh. I'm conducting a campaign of terror on the mainland. So I am. 190 00:10:23,621 --> 00:10:27,504 Hit the boot, would you? Hit the boot for a united Ireland! 191 00:10:28,464 --> 00:10:29,884 - Get in! - [Jen grunts] 192 00:10:33,725 --> 00:10:34,602 [sighs] 193 00:10:34,685 --> 00:10:37,023 - Who are you supposed to be? - [normal] I'm being a terrorist. 194 00:10:37,106 --> 00:10:39,319 What's more stressful than being kidnapped by a terrorist? 195 00:10:39,402 --> 00:10:42,826 Why the IRA? Why not, like, al-Qaeda? 196 00:10:44,162 --> 00:10:46,166 Fuck. That would've made a lot more sense. 197 00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:49,214 What now? 198 00:10:49,799 --> 00:10:52,303 Uh, get lunch? I'm starving. 199 00:10:53,765 --> 00:10:57,104 Oh! Right. Yeah, let her stew in there with her thoughts for a bit. 200 00:10:57,188 --> 00:10:59,067 Nothing worse than the fear of the unknown, right? 201 00:10:59,150 --> 00:11:00,152 [cellphone beeps] 202 00:11:13,220 --> 00:11:15,725 Ignore? You can't ignore me. 203 00:11:18,857 --> 00:11:20,192 It's Luke. Do the thing. 204 00:11:20,819 --> 00:11:25,160 - [beeps] - Oh. Hi, Luke! Lucas! 205 00:11:25,787 --> 00:11:27,206 Is that short for Lucas? 206 00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:30,547 I don't even know your name-- Did you ever tell me your actual name? 207 00:11:31,464 --> 00:11:33,468 Love, I feel-- [chuckles] 208 00:11:33,553 --> 00:11:35,974 I have a lot of feelings about you. 209 00:11:36,057 --> 00:11:38,145 Number one: horny. 210 00:11:38,228 --> 00:11:40,650 Number two: love. 211 00:11:41,484 --> 00:11:43,155 Is it love? I don't know, but-- 212 00:11:43,238 --> 00:11:45,702 Oh, you make me feel special, and I like that. 213 00:11:46,494 --> 00:11:47,664 And I hope it's real. 214 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:52,131 But, Luke, you don't go on outside dates with me or introduce me to your friends. 215 00:11:52,214 --> 00:11:54,970 And that just makes me feel bad. 216 00:11:55,054 --> 00:11:58,226 But i-is that normal? Do I want too much? 217 00:11:58,310 --> 00:11:59,688 What is love? 218 00:11:59,772 --> 00:12:01,316 Also, you have such a pretty cock, 219 00:12:01,399 --> 00:12:04,238 and it's like, you know, we don't tell men this enough. You know? 220 00:12:04,322 --> 00:12:06,034 Like, they have body-image issues too. 221 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:09,415 - Cheese and tomato. - Yeah. 222 00:12:09,499 --> 00:12:12,756 - Smoked salmon and cream cheese. - Okay. 223 00:12:13,716 --> 00:12:14,969 - Egg and cress. - Yeah. 224 00:12:15,887 --> 00:12:17,014 - Ploughman's. - Mmm. 225 00:12:17,098 --> 00:12:18,643 - Tuna mayo. - Mm-hmm. 226 00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:20,647 - BLT. - Mm-hmm. 227 00:12:21,524 --> 00:12:23,193 - Reuben. - Mmm. 228 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,738 Bagel? 229 00:12:24,822 --> 00:12:26,241 Is a bagel a sandwich? 230 00:12:26,324 --> 00:12:27,451 Well, it's carb, filling, carb. 231 00:12:27,536 --> 00:12:31,292 Well, if you say that, then a croque monsieur could be a sandwich. 232 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,213 Yeah, a croque monsieur is a sandwich. 233 00:12:34,382 --> 00:12:35,384 How dare you? 234 00:12:35,467 --> 00:12:39,643 Who are you? Like, right? 235 00:12:39,727 --> 00:12:41,021 I wanna know you. 236 00:12:41,104 --> 00:12:43,442 I wanna know your security questions. You know? 237 00:12:43,526 --> 00:12:46,448 Like, what street did you grow up on? Or, like, what-- 238 00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:47,534 - [rumbling] - Oh! 239 00:12:47,617 --> 00:12:48,703 All right. Chill out. 240 00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:51,751 Or, you know, like, what's your mother's maiden name? 241 00:12:52,251 --> 00:12:54,088 I wanna know the names of your dead pets. 242 00:12:54,172 --> 00:12:56,009 - Oh, my God. - Mm-hmm. 243 00:12:56,594 --> 00:13:00,434 - A burger is just a sandwich. - Mmm. 244 00:13:03,691 --> 00:13:05,987 - Oh, my God, Carrie. - What? 245 00:13:07,490 --> 00:13:09,368 That pigeon's got a whole croissant. 246 00:13:14,128 --> 00:13:15,130 [Carrie] Oh, my God. 247 00:13:15,214 --> 00:13:16,550 I know. Look at him go. 248 00:13:16,634 --> 00:13:18,053 The car. The car! 249 00:13:19,263 --> 00:13:20,265 Oh, right. 250 00:13:25,025 --> 00:13:31,162 ♪ Wise men say only fools rush in ♪ 251 00:13:31,246 --> 00:13:34,503 - ♪ But I can't help-- ♪ - [phone rings] 252 00:13:34,586 --> 00:13:37,091 Oh. One minute, I've got a call coming through. Okay. 253 00:13:38,135 --> 00:13:40,013 Oh, hey, girl! 254 00:13:40,097 --> 00:13:42,602 Jen, are you okay? Don't panic. 255 00:13:42,686 --> 00:13:45,065 I love you. Everything's gonna be okay. Don't panic. 256 00:13:45,148 --> 00:13:46,150 Why would I panic? 257 00:13:46,234 --> 00:13:47,403 You're stuck in a boot. 258 00:13:48,446 --> 00:13:49,575 [chuckling] Oh, yeah. 259 00:13:49,658 --> 00:13:52,121 Jen, I want you to listen to me very carefully. 260 00:13:52,204 --> 00:13:54,375 Go to messenger and drop me a pin of your location. 261 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:58,174 Okey-dokey, there we go. 262 00:13:58,258 --> 00:13:59,636 [cellphone chimes] 263 00:14:00,763 --> 00:14:02,601 You sent me a picture of Phillip Schofield. 264 00:14:02,684 --> 00:14:04,437 I did? Oh, let me try again. 265 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,316 [cellphone chimes] 266 00:14:08,194 --> 00:14:10,365 It's the same picture of Phillip Schofield. 267 00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:12,119 Well, then I don't know what you want me to do. 268 00:14:12,202 --> 00:14:14,875 Just drop me a pin so I can come get you, Jennifer! 269 00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:16,252 [Jen, on phone] Ooh. 270 00:14:16,336 --> 00:14:18,089 I'm in trouble. 271 00:14:26,147 --> 00:14:29,111 When we get the car released, don't mention Jen's in the boot. 272 00:14:29,195 --> 00:14:30,447 Just play it cool. 273 00:14:31,366 --> 00:14:34,748 Uh-- uh, one-- one little thing, that's Mum's car. 274 00:14:34,831 --> 00:14:35,833 Okay. 275 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:39,090 Uh, and technically, uh, I'm not allowed to drive it, 276 00:14:39,173 --> 00:14:42,847 uh, because I don't have a licence. 277 00:14:43,808 --> 00:14:44,810 Oh, God. 278 00:14:47,732 --> 00:14:49,653 I don't wanna go to jail. 279 00:14:49,736 --> 00:14:51,991 Sure, I'll get ripped, make friends for life. 280 00:14:52,074 --> 00:14:54,412 But how am I gonna explain the gap on my CV? 281 00:14:54,495 --> 00:14:56,667 Relax, it's our property. 282 00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:58,796 There's nothing dodgy about what we're doing. 283 00:14:58,879 --> 00:15:00,007 We don't need to hide. 284 00:15:00,591 --> 00:15:04,432 [siren wailing in distance] 285 00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:20,548 Jen, are you in there? 286 00:15:20,631 --> 00:15:23,596 Hey! What are you guys doing here? 287 00:15:23,679 --> 00:15:25,265 We've come to spring you out. 288 00:15:25,348 --> 00:15:27,227 Okay. Sick. 289 00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:39,210 I haven't got the key. 290 00:15:41,172 --> 00:15:42,675 [Carrie] You do have the key. 291 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:46,517 You have so many pockets. How do you not have the key? 292 00:15:47,644 --> 00:15:48,771 No, they're not there. 293 00:15:49,689 --> 00:15:51,902 Uh. Uh, l-let me check again. 294 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:55,075 - They're not there. Oh, God. - Well, how long till the Valium wears off? 295 00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:59,041 They said three to four hours, and it's been exactly… 296 00:16:02,297 --> 00:16:03,717 [whispers] …four hours. 297 00:16:12,317 --> 00:16:14,488 Oh. I guess we have a little longer. 298 00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:16,869 [Jen] Get me out of this fucking boot! Don't do this! Fuck! 299 00:16:16,952 --> 00:16:19,290 Let me go! Let me out! Let me out! 300 00:16:19,373 --> 00:16:21,377 Why you fucking closing me in? 301 00:16:22,004 --> 00:16:23,256 Oh. 302 00:16:23,339 --> 00:16:28,099 Jen. Little hiccup, we don't have the key. 303 00:16:28,183 --> 00:16:29,936 What do you mean you don't have the fucking key? 304 00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:32,149 Get a key ring, you dumb bitch. They sell them everywhere. 305 00:16:32,232 --> 00:16:34,696 Oh, my God, I'm really sorry. I'm very stressed right now. 306 00:16:34,779 --> 00:16:36,449 Stand back, ladies. 307 00:16:39,413 --> 00:16:40,833 - [Kash groans] - Oh. 308 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,921 I assume whatever he did, didn't work, yeah? 309 00:16:48,097 --> 00:16:49,183 - Jen. - [groans] 310 00:16:49,266 --> 00:16:52,189 We're gonna need some brute force to get you out. 311 00:16:53,191 --> 00:16:55,905 Someone strong. 312 00:16:55,988 --> 00:16:57,449 No. No-- No way. 313 00:16:57,533 --> 00:16:59,746 Do you have any idea how smug she'd be about it? 314 00:16:59,829 --> 00:17:02,292 She'd be all like, "Well, well, well." 315 00:17:02,376 --> 00:17:03,671 [laughs] 316 00:17:03,754 --> 00:17:05,382 She's not a panto villain. 317 00:17:05,465 --> 00:17:08,388 Well, well, well… 318 00:17:09,766 --> 00:17:10,977 Are you okay in there? 319 00:17:12,522 --> 00:17:13,607 Get bent! 320 00:17:14,358 --> 00:17:16,655 Okay, well, I guess you don't need my help. 321 00:17:16,738 --> 00:17:17,740 I'll fuck off then. 322 00:17:17,824 --> 00:17:20,788 No, no, don't. Don't get bent. 323 00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:25,923 I'm more than happy to help you out if you ask me nicely. 324 00:17:26,591 --> 00:17:28,512 Let me out, please. 325 00:17:28,595 --> 00:17:31,852 We can be nicer than that. Can't we? 326 00:17:31,935 --> 00:17:32,937 Something like, 327 00:17:33,021 --> 00:17:39,241 "Andy, please save me from my own monumentally stupid choices 328 00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:43,333 because I'm a powerless loser with thin, lifeless hair." 329 00:17:49,721 --> 00:17:53,771 Andy, please save me from my own monumentally stupid choices 330 00:17:53,854 --> 00:17:57,027 because I'm a powerless loser with thin, lifeless hair. 331 00:18:02,287 --> 00:18:03,247 Don't! 332 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,007 You little shit, I'm gonna fucking kill you. 333 00:18:08,091 --> 00:18:11,222 I just saved your life. I'm a hero. 334 00:18:11,305 --> 00:18:13,184 It's okay. You're out now. 335 00:18:14,144 --> 00:18:15,230 Thank you, Andy. 336 00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:18,987 [car horn honking] 337 00:18:19,071 --> 00:18:20,073 Jennifer! 338 00:18:20,156 --> 00:18:22,119 - Jen! Jen, we're here. - Jennifer! 339 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:23,706 Why did you bring Mum here? 340 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:30,343 How, and why, in the name of God, did you get stuck in a boot? 341 00:18:30,427 --> 00:18:31,930 I don't need to explain my life to you. 342 00:18:32,013 --> 00:18:33,726 Yes, I can pay for it, Mummy. 343 00:18:34,393 --> 00:18:36,355 - Carrie, can I borrow £300? - Yeah. 344 00:18:36,439 --> 00:18:40,321 You could've suffocated! Thank God Andy was there. 345 00:18:40,405 --> 00:18:43,787 It's not airtight, and Andy was only there because I called her. 346 00:18:44,371 --> 00:18:47,962 I wasn't in so much life-threatening peril that I couldn't use my phone. 347 00:18:49,173 --> 00:18:53,014 Oh, God. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't be real. 348 00:18:53,097 --> 00:18:55,310 So weird though. The boot lid was gone when I borrowed it. 349 00:18:56,187 --> 00:18:58,776 - I left Luke a voice mail. - I'll call you back. It's all kicking off. 350 00:18:58,859 --> 00:19:01,030 - Who's Luke? - Her fuck buddy. 351 00:19:01,615 --> 00:19:04,077 Oh, sorry, Mary. Uh, her fudge buddy. 352 00:19:04,161 --> 00:19:05,288 Oh, that sounds worse. 353 00:19:05,371 --> 00:19:09,046 No. Fix it. Use your power. Like, delete it or recall it or something. 354 00:19:12,177 --> 00:19:13,680 - Well, where is it then? - No. 355 00:19:13,764 --> 00:19:15,433 No! Press the phone button, Mum. 356 00:19:15,518 --> 00:19:17,563 Oh, Christ! I think I'm calling somebody. 357 00:19:17,647 --> 00:19:19,776 Okay, look, voice mail. There. Now click the voice mail. 358 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,278 It's written there in plain English. 359 00:19:21,362 --> 00:19:22,740 - Look, just click it! - [speaker beeps] 360 00:19:22,824 --> 00:19:24,661 [Jen, on speaker] …dates with me or introduce me to… 361 00:19:24,744 --> 00:19:26,540 Don't cast it to the car, Mum! 362 00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:29,086 But is that normal? Do I want too much? 363 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:31,465 - Fuck! - I don't know how I'm doing this! 364 00:19:31,550 --> 00:19:33,302 Also, you have such a pretty cock… 365 00:19:33,386 --> 00:19:34,597 - [grunts] - [speaker beeps] 366 00:19:39,649 --> 00:19:40,651 [whispers] Oh, my God. 367 00:19:46,287 --> 00:19:48,416 Why don't you just spam him with something else? 368 00:19:48,499 --> 00:19:50,253 Distract him, and he won't look at his voice mail. 369 00:19:50,336 --> 00:19:51,422 Andy, stop. 370 00:19:53,467 --> 00:19:55,263 Oh, my God. That's a really good idea. 371 00:19:55,346 --> 00:19:59,647 Yeah, okay, what could I possibly send him that could, um, distract him that much? 372 00:20:08,039 --> 00:20:11,963 Even I know you should send him a dirty picture. Jesus Christ. 373 00:20:12,047 --> 00:20:14,384 ["Whip It" playing] 374 00:20:16,598 --> 00:20:17,600 Not now. 375 00:20:19,771 --> 00:20:23,904 [shutter clicking] 376 00:20:23,987 --> 00:20:25,281 [phone whooshes] 377 00:20:27,035 --> 00:20:28,454 ♪ Crack that whip ♪ 378 00:20:28,538 --> 00:20:29,958 [shutter clicking] 379 00:20:30,041 --> 00:20:31,377 ♪ Give the past a slip ♪ 380 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:32,838 [phone whooshes] 381 00:20:35,176 --> 00:20:37,305 What do you think? Full show? 382 00:20:37,389 --> 00:20:38,349 [purring] 383 00:20:41,271 --> 00:20:43,944 - ♪ When something's going wrong ♪ - ♪ You must whip it ♪ 384 00:20:44,821 --> 00:20:47,702 ♪ Now whip it Into shape ♪ 385 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,377 [music stops] 386 00:20:58,515 --> 00:20:59,684 [screaming] 387 00:20:59,767 --> 00:21:01,228 [screaming] 388 00:21:03,692 --> 00:21:05,821 - What the fuck? - I'm not a man, I'm a cat. 389 00:21:05,904 --> 00:21:08,577 No, no, no. I-I'm a man, not a cat. I'm a man! 390 00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:10,748 [gasps] Oh, my God. You can see me. 391 00:21:10,831 --> 00:21:13,252 You can see me. Please help me. Please-- It's okay. 392 00:21:14,589 --> 00:21:15,591 Ow. 393 00:21:19,306 --> 00:21:21,101 [gasps, shouts] 394 00:21:21,895 --> 00:21:24,149 [shrieks] 395 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,698 What's going on? We heard screaming. 396 00:21:27,782 --> 00:21:29,201 I've got my power. 397 00:21:30,913 --> 00:21:32,875 - I've got magic tits. - Oh. 398 00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:38,637 Cat sees my tits. Cat turns into man. 399 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:42,268 My tits turn cats into men. It's pretty straightforward. 400 00:21:43,145 --> 00:21:45,526 Maybe it's all animals. We should go to the zoo. 401 00:21:45,609 --> 00:21:48,615 [Jizzlord] No! I-I'm a man! Just a man! 402 00:21:48,698 --> 00:21:52,080 I-I'm a shape-shifter. I think I got a bit stuck! 403 00:21:53,165 --> 00:21:54,585 Well, that is what a cat would say. 404 00:21:54,669 --> 00:21:56,130 What if he's telling the truth? 405 00:22:04,897 --> 00:22:05,899 Oh, Jesus. 406 00:22:08,028 --> 00:22:09,239 You can see me. 407 00:22:18,007 --> 00:22:19,176 You can see me. 408 00:22:35,499 --> 00:22:36,502 What's your name? 409 00:22:37,796 --> 00:22:38,798 Mmm. 410 00:22:42,388 --> 00:22:43,390 No idea. 411 00:22:43,975 --> 00:22:45,019 Where are you from? 412 00:22:46,355 --> 00:22:47,357 I don't know. 413 00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:50,614 What do you remember? 414 00:22:50,697 --> 00:22:53,494 I remember I went to the-- the building place. 415 00:22:53,578 --> 00:22:56,124 The chairs thing. 416 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,546 It's like, um, child prison. 417 00:22:58,630 --> 00:22:59,924 - Oh, school? - Yeah. 418 00:23:00,007 --> 00:23:03,305 Yeah, and I went somewhere every day, so I must've had a-- 419 00:23:03,890 --> 00:23:06,604 It's, like, sadness but money? 420 00:23:06,688 --> 00:23:07,523 A job? 421 00:23:07,606 --> 00:23:08,608 Yeah. 422 00:23:09,527 --> 00:23:11,071 And then cat. 423 00:23:11,154 --> 00:23:12,323 Until a few days ago. 424 00:23:12,407 --> 00:23:14,119 Then, boom. Man. 425 00:23:14,202 --> 00:23:16,749 Then cat again. I think I'm good now. I'm "stablay." 426 00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:18,962 Do you mean stable? 427 00:23:19,630 --> 00:23:22,720 I do, yeah. Words come bad to me now. 428 00:23:22,803 --> 00:23:25,474 Oh, my God. I had sex in front of you. 429 00:23:26,769 --> 00:23:31,571 Oh, sex! I remember sex. It's good stuff. 430 00:23:31,654 --> 00:23:33,115 So, you're a pervert? 431 00:23:34,451 --> 00:23:35,746 I don't think so. 432 00:23:37,624 --> 00:23:40,672 Uh, what's the last thing you remember before you went cat? 433 00:23:40,756 --> 00:23:42,509 Oh, boy. Um. 434 00:23:43,135 --> 00:23:46,684 School, job, something, something, 435 00:23:46,768 --> 00:23:49,857 Spurs beat Arsenal 4-2 at home, then I think cat. 436 00:23:49,940 --> 00:23:51,652 Something, something. Now. 437 00:23:51,736 --> 00:23:53,030 Wait. Go back. 438 00:23:53,113 --> 00:23:54,199 Something, something. 439 00:23:54,282 --> 00:23:56,829 No. [groans] Jesus Christ. Spurs beat Arsenal… 440 00:23:56,913 --> 00:23:59,919 4-2 at home. Yeah, I remember that. Why do I remember that? 441 00:24:00,002 --> 00:24:02,006 - It's probably the last match he saw. - Yeah, yeah. 442 00:24:02,090 --> 00:24:03,092 I hope not. 443 00:24:10,774 --> 00:24:14,532 How long do you think you've been away? 444 00:24:15,534 --> 00:24:18,122 Long time. Few weeks maybe? 445 00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:22,798 That match was three years ago. 446 00:24:36,617 --> 00:24:38,245 All right. I've ordered an Uber. 447 00:24:38,328 --> 00:24:39,330 For who? 448 00:24:41,251 --> 00:24:43,338 - Kash. - You can't do that. 449 00:24:43,422 --> 00:24:47,054 What, are you just gonna drive him out to the countryside and abandon him? 450 00:24:47,138 --> 00:24:51,772 No, I can't afford to go that far. I'm sending him to Ilford. 451 00:24:51,856 --> 00:24:54,737 I took him in. I can't just chuck him out again. 452 00:24:54,820 --> 00:24:56,031 He's my responsibility. 453 00:24:57,659 --> 00:25:00,080 He's only here till he figures out who he is. 454 00:25:00,164 --> 00:25:02,586 Then we fob him off on someone who actually knows him. 455 00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:04,130 - Fine. - Fine. 456 00:25:04,214 --> 00:25:05,341 He stays out of my room. 457 00:25:09,558 --> 00:25:10,560 What now then? 458 00:25:11,061 --> 00:25:14,234 I don't know. Suppose I can get rid of the litter tray. 459 00:25:14,317 --> 00:25:15,361 Or do I get a big one? 460 00:25:15,444 --> 00:25:17,866 No. Do you want me to keep trying to make you afraid? 461 00:25:18,535 --> 00:25:21,541 Carrie, if that didn't shake a power out of me, I don't think anything will. 462 00:25:26,299 --> 00:25:27,970 Do you think my power could still be tit-based? 463 00:25:28,053 --> 00:25:29,557 100%. Yeah. 464 00:25:30,057 --> 00:25:32,144 To me, they're pretty powerful as they are. 465 00:25:32,228 --> 00:25:34,148 One's a bit more powerful than the other. But… 466 00:25:36,779 --> 00:25:39,117 I'll make your powerful tits some tea. 467 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:43,668 [cellphone buzzes] 468 00:25:48,385 --> 00:25:49,763 [sighs] 469 00:25:52,603 --> 00:25:55,942 ["Crown on the Ground" playing] 470 00:26:05,044 --> 00:26:06,547 [music stops] 471 00:26:09,803 --> 00:26:10,847 [barks] 472 00:26:34,268 --> 00:26:35,396 Just wanted to make sure. 473 00:26:35,479 --> 00:26:38,402 [music continues] 474 00:26:58,024 --> 00:27:01,197 ♪ You never doubted it You're so proud of it ♪ 475 00:27:01,281 --> 00:27:03,953 ♪ You straight shouted it You sold out of it ♪ 476 00:27:04,036 --> 00:27:06,751 ♪ You couldn't care less You're like a kid, yes ♪ 477 00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:09,297 ♪ You think it's endless Endless, endless ♪ 478 00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:12,554 ♪ You think you started this It doesn't bother us ♪ 479 00:27:12,637 --> 00:27:15,142 ♪ No clue about it No, you never knew about it ♪ 480 00:27:15,225 --> 00:27:17,981 ♪ You need the spotlight You need to sit tight ♪ 35633

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