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You seem unsettled, sergeant Grant.

I suppose so.

I'm not usually one to bring my troubles to strangers.

Tell me what's going on.

So, last week, my husband

he did something. He

booked us on a cruise.

A cruise?

It's kind of a belated honeymoon.

I mean, Bobby is so excited.

This trip means the world to him.

I wouldn't want to spoil it.

Why would you?

Because the idea of even setting foot on that boat

fills me with dread. I'm terrified.

Do you have any idea where this anxiety might be coming from?

No, I know exactly.

Abc presents a world television premiere.

Irwin Allen's the Poseidon adventure!

Get my binoculars.

I don't know, I-I never saw anything like it.

My god.

What?

So, you're saying you're traumatized

by a TV movie you saw when you were a child?

A major motion picture.

Shelley winters was even nominated

for best supporting actress at the oscars that year.

Did she win?

No, she did not.

You don't think there might be some other reason

you're feeling anxious about

going on this cruise with your husband?

I just told you that a man fell

through a damn upside-down skylight.

What about that don't you get?

Sergeant Grant, my best advice?

Pack some extra drama mine and try not to think about Titanic.

Poseidon.

I'm sure you'll be fine.

I love you. I love you.

Where are you calling from, sir?

San Fernando valley. Maybe tarzana?

My plane's about to crash!

Is this a light aircraft?

No. F-16.

"F" as in fighter jet?

Yes! I'm a pilot with the air national guard.

I was on a training exercise. I lost comms,

then I lost engine control, then I lost my plane.

Civilian air traffic's been alerted.

I dispatched an ra unit to our pilot. And a ladder truck.

Just spoke to the air national guard.

They did lose contact with one of their aircraft.

Well, can they tell us where it is now?

Unfortunately, they cannot.

Doesn't it have a transponder?

After a pilot ejection,

the plane thinks it's in enemy territory

and stops transmitting.

It's supposed to gradually descend to the ground.

The only words in that sentence that worry me

are "descend" and "ground."

Can you stop?

I'm midway through the battle of midway!

This chair is disgusting.

I want it out. It doesn't go with anything!

It goes with me.

Well, then fine. Then it can go.

With you.

These are the dive-bomb.

Bobby sure picked the right day to leave for his honeymoon.

No way anybody survived this.

Thank god.

The firefighters are here, Abe.

My husband, he's stuck in his chair.

Which is not unusual.

- Ma'am? Let me take a look at you. - Yeah?

- Okay. - Is there anyone else in the house?

No, it's just us. We never had children.

And animals don't like her.

Sir, try not to move your neck.

Okay, can you wiggle your toes for me?

No.

And I-I can't feel my legs, either.

It's kind of... It's kind of hard to breathe.

All right, we're gonna get you out of here. Buck!

Yeah. Coming. Okay, on three.

Ready? One, two...

Okay, hey, what if we chain the wreckage to the ladder truck,

- try and tow it off him? - No.

Looks like this plane is holding up whatever's left

- of this house. - All right.

We're gonna have to cut him out of this chair.

No! Don't cut the chair!

Yes! Please cut the chair.

He loves the chair more than he loves me.

For once I'm not arguing with her.

- Ma'am? - Yeah?

May I please ask you to go with this firefighter?

Okay. All right.

I don't think that's fuel.

Might be hydrazine.

All right, either way, we start cutting this chair,

I worry about sparks.

We just need to clear a space

so that we can slide him out.

What do we suppose this is?

Exactly what you think it is.

A dummy bomb?

Yeah. That's right.

Can it be ejected so I can get to my patient?

Yeah, no problem.

You just have to defuse it first.

You just said it was a dummy bomb.

Well, it is. It's for the target range.

It's still an explosive. It's not like it's gonna blow up

the whole neighborhood or anything.

Probably just the house it's in.

Maybe the one next door.

Captain Wilson, the national guard is sending up a team now.

They should be there within the hour.

Our patient may have a spinal injury or worse. We can't wait.

You don't have to wait.

It'll be fine. I'll talk you through it.

Okay, Joe. We're ready.

Okay, first carefully remove

the trigger housing from the nose.

There you go.

Trigger cap is removed. What now?

Okay. Go ahead and snip that red wire.

But first, disconnect the white low voltage coupling.

Where's edna?

She's been evacuated to a safe place.

Good. Can she stay there forever?

Sarcasm. I am familiar.

Who's being sarcastic?

A fighter jet crashes into my front parlor

and not even one of us gets put out of my misery?

You're dark, Abe.

Spend three decades with edna, you would be, too.

Okay, Joe. Voltage coupling disconnected.

Okay, go ahead and cut that green wire.

Wha... Green? You... you said red.

- Did I? - Yeah.

- You said red. - Are you sure?

Yes! Yes! You said red.

Okay, okay... Let's go with red.

What the hell is wrong with this guy?

He just fell 10,000 feet.

It's possible he's not thinking that clearly.

Hey.

Hey, hey, Abe. Stay with me, pal.

Hey, guys? We need to get this thing off of him, like now.

What are we gonna do here, cap?

Cut the red one.

His disorientation is just now presenting.

Let's go with his first instinct.

Cut the red one.

Guys, hey! Guys!

Guys!

It's best to just keep you like this

until they can take a look at you at the hospital.

Apologize for the delay.

They still haven't repaired that piece of the i-10

that collapsed last year.

Major, can I ask a question?

When disarming the payload,

after disconnecting the voltage coupling: Red or green wire?

Red. Obviously.

Obviously.

Abe? Abe?!

Do me a favor? Tell her I died.

Thank god! It's a miracle.

Well, it was touch-and-go there for a minute,

but I think he's going to be just fine.

What? No.

I meant it's a miracle that hideous chair

is finally out of my house.

God...

What house?

A husband and wife are lucky to be alive today

when an f-16 with no pilot...

How do you suppose that happens?

- I assume something broke. - No, I mean,

how do two people live together in the same roof

for 30 years and end up full of resentment and disdain?

I believe you just answered your own question.

But you don't think something like this could happen

to me and mad die, do you?

You don't live in a flight path. You should be fine.

I was still talking about resentment and disdain.

I know you were.

That only happens if you let it.

So don't let it.

You know what? You are absolutely right.

Good night, o captain, my captain.

Hey, so, you have any plans for the weekend?

I was thinking about go-karting. Place out in the desert,

supposed to be a blast.

Can't this weekend. Got a big date.

A first date.

I, thought everything

was going great with Marisol?

It's not my date. It's Christopher's.

No.

He invited this girl from his math class, penny,

over on Saturday. Marisol agreed to help me chaperone.

I see, so it's actually your date.

Why don't you invite Natalia go-karting? I'm sure she'd love it.

We, we broke up.

I don't know why I thought it was such a great idea,

dating a death doula.

To be fair, you had just died.

Yeah, well, that's all she ever wanted to talk about.

Death, death, death.

Got kind of boring, to be honest with you.

Well...

Welcome back to the world of the living, buck.

You were missed.

Wow, what is that amazing smell?

Short ribs.

You're cooking?

Cooked. Everything is rested and ready.

What is going on?

Ha.

- Mademoiselle? - Thank you.

You're welcome.

So, I have a proposal.

Again?

A different proposal.

Maddie, today I saw a future that I never want to have.

A couple who've been together for 35 years.

Sounds like you're UN-proposing.

I'm not. So, this couple,

just the two of them in this... from what I could tell

- tiny house. - From what you could tell?

Well, there was an f-18 fighter jet in the living room,

which probably made the place look smaller.

So, two people in this modest, single-family dwelling.

And, mad die, they could not have been further apart.

Something happened to them.

- I know, I took the call. - No...

In life. They allowed themselves to become alienated,

complacent, calcified.

I mean, they must have been in love once, right?

One would think.

Who knows when that changed?

I certainly don't.

Let's not let that happen to us.

Deal.

Good.

So, I've been thinking about how we can avoid all that.

And I'm thinking we should start dating.

Wait, other people?

God, no. Each other.

Let's not calcify.

But don't you think we're a little past the dating phase?

That's the point

it'll keep things fresh. I mean it, mad die.

I don't just want a honeymoon phase.

I want the honeymoon life.

Have I mentioned you look beautiful?

You have. But don't let that stop you.

Well, seems like you've got your sea legs.

I am doing much better now, thank you.

Pull the life jacket on over your head.

Pull one strap through the blue loop

- on the front of the life jacket. - Blue loop?

- You see a blue loop? - Right here.

Ma'am? You weren't really required to bring that.

Shout "man overboard!"

I looked at the ship's activities guide.

Spa, of course. There's mambo lessons.

And there's even a regular aa meeting

weirdly located across from a bar called the hidey hole.

Well, that's convenient.

I thought we could take a look,

pick some things together.

I think I'll let you choose.

I don't want to choose. I want us to do this together.

Well, we are together.

Ahoy, table mateys!

Wait.

- What are the odds? - My

Lola and Norman Peterson.

Lola?

The last time I saw you,

you were flashing morning rush hour traffic

from a freeway sign.

In front of a banner

- of some sort, I recall. - Yes.

"See me, Norman."

And he did.

Well, we all did.

See me, Norman! See me now?

Not only are we on the same cruise,

we're at the same table.

So this is your table, too?

I mean, ain't that a kick in the head?

Kinda feels like one, yeah.

You know what?

You guys saved our marriage.

- Didn't Athena arrest you? - She did.

My jail time was the best thing that ever happened to us.

Norman visited me every day I served.

How many days was that?

- Sixty. - Sixty.

60 days?

I was also given a fine.

- Stop it. God. - We decided

to never let our marriage get stale again.

- In fact, we're in week 105... - Of our... -106.

106 of our second honeymoon.

Excuse me?

We don't count covid,

because the boats weren't running.

You've been living on cruise ships?

Yeah, a lot of retirees do.

It's really put the romance back into our lives.

The ocean is motion, baby.

My.

Hey, there's Julian. Jules!

No, Norman. He's working.

For us.

Hey, Julian!

This guy right here, my gosh, this is...

This is the greatest cruise director in the business.

He always takes such good care of us, doesn't he, Lola?

He sure does.

How is everything this evening?

Everything's very nice, thank you.

Hey, how we looking at mazatlán?

I heard we were running into some weather.

We're keeping an eye on that system.

It's expected to dissipate.

Fantastic, 'cause we are renting bicycles.

- You guys should join us. - Yes!

- Well, we... - Yes!

That sounds...

We are still working out our itinerary.

That was exhausting.

I don't know. I think it's kind of sweet

how they reconnected.

I don't like 'em.

That woman is a felon.

60 days and a fine.

Why do I even bother?

Now we got to sit with them for the next two weeks.

You know, we never have to leave the room.

You and I could hole up in here together the entire time.

What's the real reason you're afraid to get on that boat?

It's not because of a movie.

I love my husband, Dr. Frank.

And our life together is a whirlwind.

Everything about it.

But take away that, take away the chaos,

I'm not sure what's left.

You're afraid you won't have anything to say to each other.

When it's just the two of us, who are we?

What are you thinking about?

Did you order something?

Nope.

- Hey. - Hey.

Hopefully we're not intruding.

Uh, anyway, um...

We were just taking a moonlight stroll

up on the deck and we thought

we'd invite you over for a little nightcap.

- Yeah. - Well, that's very nice of you,

- but I think... - We'd love to.

That's wonderful.

Great. Great, listen. We're right here in 607.

Just come over when you're ready.

All right.

- Okay. - Okay. All right.

- What was that? - What?

- You said you didn't like 'em. - No, I believe what I said was

I don't trust them.

No, you said you didn't like 'em.

All right, fine.

So I don't like 'em or trust 'em.

No need to be rude about it.

You coming?

Every day?

That's the spirit.

But forever dating doesn't mean

that you go on an actual date every day.

So, how often you talking?

Three times a week.

Are you insane?

My opening bid was five.

But mad die thought with jee that might be pushing it a bit.

And not every date has to be fancy or involved.

It can be simple.

You know, the point is that you

don't ever want to take your partner for granted,

so that the relationship doesn't...

- Calcify. - Calcify?

- Calcify. - Did you find there was

calcification occurring?

- No, not at all. - What are we talking about here?

Your relationship or dental hygiene?

We were up pretty late working on it.

We've got the next two months planned.

- Is that a... - Spreadsheet.

Wow. That probably helps keep things spontaneous.

Scoff if you must,

but maintaining a healthy relationship

is not unlike maintaining healthy teeth and gums.

You have to be diligent.

Honestly, mad die, this whole thing sounds kind of exhausting.

Yeah, I know.

My prediction for forever dating is, it's gonna last

for about five minutes.

Well, you're wrong, captain.

Forever dating lasts forever!

I am committed!

Or ought to be!

Okay, so it sounds like it went well.

Yeah. I guess.

- What do you mean, you guess? - Well,

it wasn't too much different than when he hangs out

with one of his guy friends, to be honest.

Except only in one case is there underlying sexual tension.

Anyways, seemed like they had a lot of fun,

and her mom picked her up around 9:00.

Okay, great. And no hearts were broken.

Well... Your son's got game.

Yeah, video game.

Seriously?

She just left.

Okay, Chris.

You're supposed to be brushing your teeth.

Time to say good night to penny.

Penny? When were you talking to penny?

- Dad! - Are you two-timing me?

I will drag her skinny ass.

No way.

Dead serious, man.

That's not all. Went through his phone.

He's got conversations with, like, five different girls now.

Whoa. So, Christopher is a player.

I don't know where he gets it from.

Not from me.

I married the first girl I dated.

Think you might mean "slept with."

Point is, I'm a nester. I nest.

Well, he might be kind of young to nest.

He's still in the nest.

Wait. So, what did you say to him?

Nothing. Not yet.

Was kind of hoping you would.

Me?

Yeah.

I mean, you're always boasting

that you're this reformed player.

I think he'd hear it better coming from you.

I know he's only 13, but

I just don't want him to, you know...

End up like me.

You didn't end up like you.

Is it a total loss? Or is it...

Not total.

Have a good day.

Passengers disembarking for the day in mazatlán,

please see crew members

for queuing areas by level.

There's a bus tour, and there is also a funicular ride.

Takes us up to one of the oldest buildings in the city,

overlooks the bay.

Wh... Bobby?

Do you mind if I take a rain check on this one?

- A rain check? - Yeah, I'm... I just

I don't feel like hiking today.

There's no hiking. Funicular.

I think I feel a migraine coming on.

Maybe I should just... lie down.

Okay, yeah.

- Whatever you need. We'll do... - morning.

- Hey, good morning, travelers. - -Hi.

- Hi. - You ready to get some culture?

Well, Athena's not feeling too well today.

No.

Did we keep you up too late?

That may be it.

So we're gonna sit this one out.

Bobby. No.

I mean, just because I'm not feeling well

doesn't mean that you should miss out.

- Well, I... - No, no, no. You go.

Athena, I don't want to ride a funicular by myself.

- We love a funicular. - Yes, we do.

We like saying the word.

"Funicular."

See, the word "fun" is actually in the word. Right?

- Yeah. - Yeah. See?

You go.

I'll see you tonight.

- Okay. - Okay.

- All right. - Okay.

All right, guys.

- See you later. - Feel better.

- I will. All right. - Okay.

Passengers on levels five and six,

please have your passenger ID medallions handy...

Yeah, five and six. That's us.

You guys go ahead. I'm gonna

- stick around here. - No, no, no.

How about this? We'll hang back with you.

No, no, no, no. You guys go, have fun.

I'm gonna find some things to do here, check on Athena.

- Okay. - Okay.

- All right. Great. - Yeah.

- You're sure? Okay. - Yeah. -Have fun.

- All right. You, too. - All right. -All right.

Yeah. Fun-icular.

- Yeah. - See, it's in the word.

Hi.

I'm Bobby,

and I think my wife is trying to avoid being alone with me.

And I'm an alcoholic.

Hi, Bobby.

You

are a stallion.

You've got this, right?

Clydesdale of love.

What took you so long?

Little bubblies for our bubbles?

That is a '98 Dom Pérignon.

I guess we can just clean that up later.

Help!

He's alive.

This is so embarrassing.

No, no, no. No-no need to be embarrassed.

Does your friend have a heart condition?

Not that I know of.

Is he on any medication?

Rogaine, I think.

Okay.

- Buck, check the bathroom. - Copy.

I don't even know how this happened.

I mean, I know how it happened... we were,

you know, doing it, and then

he got woozy and he started complaining about chest pains

and he went limp.

Well, mostly.

Because every time I try to get free, I can't.

What is happening?

Vaginismus resulting in penis captivus.

Vaga-what now?

Vaginismus.

It's the involuntary tensing of the, of the muscles

surrounding the vagina.

Sometimes a stress response.

Okay, he does have a heart condition.

And male potency pills.

Okay, all right.

I don't think he had a heart attack.

Probably just some severe hypotension

from mixing the nitro with sildenafil.

What we need to do is get him out of this hot water.

Well, what about me?

I mean, i-I'll go to the hospital with him,

but please, not like this.

Maybe give her something to help her relax.

Buck. Switch.

- All right. - Okay.

All right.

- Got him? Okay. - Yep, got him.

Hey, what's your name again?

Sofia. Hi, I'm Eddie.

Do you like jell-o?

Jell-o? I mean... It's fine?

And what's your favorite flavor?

I don't know. Lime?

Okay. So, a while back,

I used to have panic attacks, right?

Nothing helped.

So I played a game called "jell-o body."

So I want you to close your eyes for me.

Okay.

Now I want you to think about your feet

and feel them turning into soft lime jell-o.

Feel that?

Good.

Okay, let that jell-o go up to your calves.

Now up to your thighs... Now up to your pelvis...

And stomach.

Your whole body is turning into squishy,

bouncy jell-o.

Now let it run up to your chest... Your arms...

Your head.

You are one giant Sofia jell-o mold.

- Got him. - It worked.

There's jell-o?

Where you're going? Loads of it.

You know, I don't think I've ever seen

a man turn a woman off with such skill.

It's a gift.

I feel terrible.

This is all my fault. I pushed too hard.

You pushed too hard?

I told him I thought that we were getting complacent.

- That we were... - calcifying?

I don't believe I used that word.

Well, your heart was in the right place.

And his almost stopped.

I guess at least now I know it's best not to force things.

In so many ways.

Hey, so your dad

tells me you had a date the other night.

Yeah. Penny.

Penny. Nice.

She-she's, she's someone that you like?

- She's nice. - Good.

H-He told me

there might be some other girls that you like as well.

I like to keep things loose.

Nice, I feel you.

And, listen, it-it's okay,

you know, to-to like more than one girl.

I-It's maybe less okay

t-to let each one of them think they're special, though.

You know, it's, it's-it's kind of like lying.

It's not a lie. They're all special.

Okay, uh, yeah, no, I-I get that, I do, um...

I-I think what it is

is when you tell a girl that she's special,

it tends to make her think that she's the only one.

And then, when she finds out that you've been saying

the same thing to a bunch of other girls,

it makes her feel not so special anymore.

You know, and then they talk and you get a reputation

for being a not-so-nice guy, and-and you want

the ladies to-to think you're a nice guy, right?

Does it matter?

Wh-what do you mean, does it matter?

They just end up leaving anyway.

Wh-why would you say that?

My mom did.

Chris, your mom died.

Before that.

She left us.

We loved her, and she left anyway.

I can't remember her voice anymore.

Good morning.

Morning.

How's the migraine?

The migraine.

- Not a trace. - Good.

You left without waking me up.

You're welcome.

No, not "you're welcome." You snuck out.

I did no such thing.

It's ironic, isn't it?

Here we are, enjoying this cruise together,

yet we're like two ships passing in the night.

I feel like you're trying to avoid me.

Hey! Norman.

Morning.

Hey.

Wow, good morning. Nice to see you guys.

How was your excursion?

Great, super. Yeah, lots of local color.

We-we went to a sacrificial temple,

so that was fun.

Where's Lola?

Lola is resting.

She got too much sun yesterday,

so I-I don't think we're gonna see much of Lola

anytime soon.

- Where'd you get -those scratches? - The scratches

I got 'cause we rented bikes and I-I fell.

On your neck?

There's a lot of Mexican topiary out there, yeah.

Yeah.

I'm gonna go... there's a cruller

with my name on it, and I want to make sure

nobody else gets it, so I'll leave you to it

- and I'll see you soon. Okay. - Okay.

I wonder what's going on there.

I don't care.

Did you see what you did there?

I came over here to talk to you,

and you called him over.

'Cause I was being friendly.

You keep using these people that you don't even like

as a wedge between us, and I'd like to know why.

I am not doing that.

You are. And you tried to fob me off on them.

Now, there was no fobbing.

There was fobbing.

What there wasn't was a migraine.

You have never had a migraine

that lasted less than three days.

If you didn't want to come on this cruise with me,

you could've just said so.

Of course I want to be here with you.

Of course I do.

And I'm sorry if I made you feel otherwise.

Okay.

And I didn't mean to pressure you

into choosing activities.

Okay, all right.

- Let's forget it. - So I made a list.

There's a list?

It's a list of possibilities.

- What? - I thought we could start simple:

Go lay by the pool.

- Now, see, I could do that. - Yeah?

- Absolutely. Let's do that now. - Okay.

Okay. You go and warm up two deck chairs.

I will go get on my bathing suit

and I will meet you there in ten minutes.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Okay. - Ten minutes.

- All right. - We'll lay by the pool.

All right.

Ooh. Sorry.

I, heard the lady staying in this room

wasn't feeling well.

I wanted to check in on her.

Mrs. Peterson? She's not here.

No?

No. I didn't even need to make the bed.

It hadn't been slept in.

Is that blood?

Looked like someone had an accident in the bathroom.

That doesn't concern you?

No. I see that kind of thing all the time

in my line of work.

Fell on a cactus, my ass.

Those were nail marks.

And the maid said

that the bed hadn't been slept in all night.

I don't know where he was last night,

but I do know where she wasn't.

And still isn't.

Well, what do you think happened?

I think he killed his wife.

I mean, 106 weeks at sea with the same person?

That can only end in a homicide.

You think he pushed her overboard?

No, no, no, no, no.

I don't think the murder happened on the boat.

I mean, they got security cameras all over the damn place.

Well, so what about the blood?

I mean, it could be his.

"Do not encourage her."

They got off in mazatlán,

but I don't think she ever got back on.

And he did mention something about

- a sacrificial temple. - Ath... Athena.

- Did you say "sacrificial tentpole"? - No... "temple."

- "Temp... "damn it. "Temple." - Can we... yeah. Yeah, okay.

Okay, let's just hang up. Let's just hang up.

Wh-what the hell are you doing?

You said it was gonna be ten minutes. It's been 40.

Bobby, have you not been paying attention?

Norman Peterson murdered his wife.

No, he didn't, and I think you're doing it again.

You're making up an excuse to avoid me.

Bobby, that poor woman's death is not about you.

Although, if you had gone with them yesterday,

she might still be alive.

I hate to ruin the only fun you seem to be having

on our honeymoon cruise, but nobody's been murdered.

So now you're questioning my instincts?

No, detective, I am questioning your sanity.

- Come on, let's go. - Where are we going?

To prove one of us wrong.

- Excuse me. - Good afternoon.

Do you remember the couple we were sitting with

when you stopped by our dinner table the other night?

Norman and Lola Peterson. Of course.

Yes, well, my wife and I are a little concerned,

because we know that Mrs. Peterson got off at mazatlán,

but we think maybe she never got back on the ship.

That is concerning.

Never lost a passenger before.

Lola scanned back in yesterday with her husband at 6:40 P.M.

And here she is.

The blue buffet.

- Right now? - She just used her medallion

to purchase two energy juices.

Okay.

There you go.

Both alive and well.

Okay, fine.

N-Now, you don't have to rub my face in it.

Now would you like to discuss the actual death on this boat?

Because I think it might be our marriage.

Because you would prefer to believe this sweet,

harmless man would commit a heinous crime

- rather than enjoy our beautiful... - Bobby.

Honeymoon cruise together.

Or he murdered his wife.

Hey, buddy. How's the homework?

Almost done.

So, listen, I was going through some stuff

and, came across something that belongs to you.

It's a letter from your mom.

She wrote it when you were real little.

I think she'd want you to have it.

What's for dinner?

Pizza okay?

Pizza's always okay.

Dear Christopher,

I'm sure you're wondering where I am.

Or maybe you're not.

You're so young, maybe you've already adapted

to a world without me.

I hope for that and fear it at the same time.

You are a beautiful, amazing boy.

I want your life to be happy and free and full of joy.

And I'm not sure that's possible with me in it.

It's okay to hate me for leaving.

I will understand if you never forgive me.

But please know that I love you, baby.

Even if it's from a distance.

Chris. What kind of toppings do you want on your pizza, bud?

I'll take the usual.

You got it, pal.

I am so sorry that I'm late.

Is there any way that we can call the restaurant

and push the reservation, or

I canceled the reservations.

But I thought that Thursday

was supposed to be a formal date night.

Did I read the spreadsheet wrong?

Forget the spreadsheets,

forget everything I said the other night.

Does this mean that we're no longer dating?

I just think it would be a mistake.

I see.

Plus, we have a wedding to plan.

Well, I guess if you're breaking up with me,

that's a good consolation.

Something else happen on a call?

It did.

And it made me realize there's no reason to force anything.

We've already been doing this whole thing exactly right,

and there's no danger of calcifying.

Not as long as we stay

relaxed.

Weather service is warning a tropical storm

to the south is gaining strength.

All right. Radio the coast guard,

let them know we're reversing course back to Los Angeles,

and I'll make the announcement shortly.

Good.

I can have detectives waiting when we dock to make the arrest.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

I think you need to talk to him first.

Hey, guys.

Wh... what's-what's going on?

Mr. Peterson, sergeant Grant

has brought some concerns to my attention.

I've agreed to allow her to ask you some questions.

None of which you're obligated to answer.

Of course I'll answer questions.

Where's Lola?

- She's resting. - She's not in your stateroom, Norman.

We know she didn't get back on the boat in mazatlán.

And we know that you snuck your sidepiece on

using her passenger ID.

No, no, no, no, now, that's not true.

No, I mean, the woman is using Lola's ID, yes,

but she's not my sidepiece.

My god, I would never cheat on Lola.

Then who is she?

She's one of them.

They took Lola.

- Who did? - I don't know.

Look, we-we got off the boat

in mazatlán, just like we always do.

And we rented bikes,

like we told you we were gonna.

And we got snow cones, and we went to our favorite spot,

and they were waiting for us.

It was a-a gang of some sort.

They knew our names.

And they kept demanding

that I give them my dongle.

- I beg your pardon? - A dongle's a device

you plug into a computer.

Holds data.

Often used to store Bitcoin.

Except I don't have a dongle and I don't have any Bitcoin,

and I tried telling them that.

I explained it to them, but they wouldn't believe me.

They took Lola.

And you have no idea who they thought you were?

I-I think I do.

There's been rumors about a retired couple,

resident passengers,

who have been using the cruise line industry

as a front for international smuggling.

Wait a minute, are you telling me

that these people think Lola and me

are international smugglers worth millions?

Well, you do fit the profile.

Except I'm a retired dry cleaner from encino.

Now, what are we gonna do? I'm not kidding.

Now, they told me if I did not turn over

that dongle at the next port of call,

they were gonna kill my wife. Now...

They know that I'm talking to you here, right?

They may have already killed her.

I don't think so.

If what you're telling us is true,

then you have something they want.

See if you can find this woman.

She's using Mrs. Peterson's ID medallion.

- Take her into custody. - Yes, captain.

You got to help me. You got to help me.

You're a police officer. When we get to puerto vallarta,

you tell them, all right?

Norman, we're not going to puerto vallarta.

The captain had to turn the ship around.

We're going back to L.A.

There's a storm coming.

I think the storm's already here.

Stay on the ground now!

Get down! Stay down!

Stay calm, and nobody will be hurt.