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[Theme music]

Theme song: Love, exciting and new.

Come aboard, we're expecting you.

And love, life's sweetest reward, let it flow.

It floats back to you.

The love boat soon will be making another run.

The love boat promises something for everyone.

Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance.

And love won't hurt anymore.

It's an open smile on a friendly shore.

It's love.

Welcome aboard.

It's love.

[Pa dings]

[Indistinct chatter]

Gopher (over pa): Good evening.

All passengers are invited to the purser's lobby

to join us for some champagne and caviar prior

to our departure for Hong Kong.

Really?

Your first trip to Hong Kong?

Mine too.

That ought to give them a feeling

of confidence, like me telling a patient

it's my first operation.

Robert, I have to--

I have to just check and make sure that I have everything.

Here, hold this.

Wait.

I need my credit cards, my traveler's

checks, my cash, and a map of all the best

shopping spots in Hong Kong.

I'm ready.

Got your passport?

I'll buy one when I get there.

Oh, come on, Robert.

Where's your sense of humor?

Oh, oh, excuse me.

We're Robert and Eleanor savage.

Oh, hi.

Welcome aboard.

Happy Hong Kong. - Thank you.

How do you do? - Yeah, hi.

Which way is it to promenade suite 121?

Through that door, stairway to the right.

I'll meet you there later, darling.

I'm going to go check out the gift shop.

Sorry, it's closed while we're in port.

Closed?

You mean like not open? - Yes.

It doesn't open until 9 o'clock in the morning.

Well, good night.

I'm going to bed.

Yeah, well, don't forget to set your alarm.

You wouldn't want to be second on line when they open, huh?

Very funny, Robert, very funny.

[Laughs]

Hong Kong, land of intrigue, mystery,

romance, and adventure.

It sounds like the apartment house I live in.

Hm, this the opening sentence to my new novel.

Oh, Isaac, you're not writing another novel, are you?

Yeah.

And this time, I'm going to finish it, gopher.

- Oh, right. - Wait a minute.

No, wait.

Listen to this title--

"Hong Kong mosaic."

And since you're my best friend, I'm going to let you

be the first person to read it.

All right.

What an honor.

But with my thumb like this, I couldn't turn the pages.

Polly, do you think we can mix a little pleasure

with our business this trip?

Oh, you know me.

A little pleasure never hurt anyone.

Yes.

Hi.

I'm Adam bricker, the ship's doctor.

Bet you're sorry you're not sick.

[Laughs] Yes.

This is Polly Sullivan.

I'm Katherine James, her lawyer.

Bet you're sorry you're not in jail.

Ha, ha.

Welcome aboard.

Two glasses of bubbly for two bubbly ladies.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Caviar inside-- you're welcome.

Ah, good.

Now that's what I call a handsome man.

Well, I've been working--

oh, I love a man with a mustache.

No.

I meant the other one.

Ha, ha.

Well, senator, if there's anything

we can do to make your trip more enjoyable, please, let us know.

I just remembered who he is.

Hm?

It's senator Dan Whitman.

And the cute one next to him is his campaign manager.

I saw them on the news the other night.

The word is out the senator is presidential timber.

Well, the woods are full of those.

I also hear that he's single.

Well, can't be much of a catch.

They say the best ones are always married.

I told you, colonel, I don't want any protection.

You still have enemies in Hong Kong, Charles.

Hostiles would like to see you eliminated.

You worry too much, colonel.

Now, who would want to waste time knocking off an ex-spy?

Colonel: Associates of the men you put in prison.

Ours is a dangerous game, Charles,

even for agents who retire.

I can handle myself.

Besides, I'm going over there for laughs, colonel.

And I don't want to see anyone tailing me,

even if it's for my own good.

Ok?

It's against my better judgment,

but it's your decision.

Just be careful, very careful.

Mother, if I send postcards to all these people,

I'll have writer's cramp.

All right, postcards for everyone,

and I'll call you when I get to Hong Kong.

Uh, gopher, can I talk to you for a minute?

Not now.

Gopher, can I talk to you for a minute?

Not now.

I'm leni martek.

I'm Charles Dane.

[Laughs]

I'm leni martek.

I'm Charles--

are you two traveling together?

Well, that depends on miss martek.

You might not be traveling at all.

Hm?

You dropped your ticket.

Oh, you see?

It works for men too.

Mr. Dane, you are on the promenade deck, cabin 341.

And miss martek is--

171 fiesta.

A geographical error we'll have to remedy.

Thank you.

Uh, would cocktails in an hour be too presumptuous?

I should be thirsty by then.

Good.

Oh.

Oh, wait a minute.

You have a smudge on the back of your jacket.

Oh, well, thank you.

I can't wait till you get your first smudge.

Gopher, I'm telling you, that guy is a spy.

Isaac, your book is going to your head.

Gopher, I heard him.

Yeah, ok, right.

He's a spy.

He's James Bond, and she's mata hari.

And next, you're going to see some sinister-looking dude

that's spying on both of them.

Right?

[Theme music playing]

[Cheering]

Julie (over pa): Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

After 58 hours at sea, we've traveled 1,100 nautical miles.

Don't forget get to stop in at the purser's lobby

and find out about our illustrated slide

program on exciting Hong Kong.

Are you going to Hong Kong for business

or pleasure, Mr. Savage?

Both.

But for my wife, it's strictly pleasure.

She is the world's champion shopper.

All husbands say that.

Oh, really?

My wife was sick for a week once,

and three department stores went bankrupt.

[Laughter]

Robert, there you are.

Hi.

Hello.

Honey, I found the most fabulous things

at the gift shop.

Wait until you hear what I bought.

I found diamond studs for the maid.

And I found a brooch for cook and a solid gold stick pin

for the gardener.

Isn't that fabulous?

You got homer a solid gold stick pin?

Well, I'm sure he doesn't have one.

And besides, the gift shop doesn't carry weed whackers.

[Laughs]

How much have these last two days set me back?

Only $3,000.

Calm down.

Great.

Well, at that rate, I should be wiped out an hour

before we get to Hong Kong.

It's a deal.

Then, ok, when we get to Hong Kong, you and me.

Ok.

Hey, Vicki.

Julie, there's that cute guy I was telling you about.

Yeah, you've been talking about him since we sailed.

He is cute.

- Hi. - Hi.

Hi.

This is Julie McCoy, our cruise director.

Pleased to meet you, miss McCoy.

Oh, please, call me Julie.

Ok, miss McCoy--

I mean, Julie.

Excuse me.

Vicki, I was wondering if you'd like--

I'd understand if you wouldn't want to.

But maybe you'd like to go dancing tonight with me.

And we could double date with my brother, Peter.

Oh, I would love to.

But who is your brother's date?

He doesn't have one.

But I thought maybe you could get somebody for him.

How about miss McCoy?

Ok.

I'll ask her.

Oh, but if you wanted a double date with us,

you've got to stop calling her miss McCoy.

Otherwise, she'll charge you $5 an hour for babysitting.

Gopher (over pa): Attention, passengers.

Bingo will begin in the casino in 15 minutes.

You sent me a Rose.

Oh, it was nothing, nothing at all--

just a small fortune aboard ship.

[Laughs] That was lovely.

Thank you.

Tell me, what do you do, besides looking beautiful?

[Scoffs] I'm a fashion designer.

And you, what do you do?

I'm retired.

Yeah?

Mhm.

From looking at any other woman but you.

Flattering but mysterious.

Why?

Does a little mystery bother you?

Uh-uh.

It fascinates me.

I'm glad.

Are we becoming what they call romantically involved?

I am.

I think you're about a day and a half behind.

I better catch up.

Let me help.

[Romantic music playing]

Oh, that was nice.

I think I just caught up about a half a day.

You see how time flies when you're having fun?

[Theme music playing]

Oh, you've done a fine job with these Macau

reports, Kathy.

Now, are we going to bank Hong Kong dollars

or convert to the us?

Hm?

What do you think?

Hello?

Anybody home?

I'm sorry.

But he is awfully cute.

Ok, we're not going to get anymore work done.

Why don't you take five and go meet your dream man?

I mean, all you've done is stare at him for the last two days.

The only way I can meet him would be to slip my name

into his appointment calendar.

Mm.

Maybe I can get you an earlier appointment.

How?

Yeah, why did god give us beautiful legs?

Sorry!

Oh, indeed.

Why don't you watch we're you're going, for heaven's sake?

Excuse me.

Oh, you poor thing.

I think she's hurt.

Ow!

Oh, oh, ah.

I think you should help Kathy to her cabin.

I think so.

I need a little ice, perhaps, on this.

Yes.

I don't know what happened.

And, oh, dear, if your neck hurts, lean on him.

Oh, absolutely, yes.

Just-- oh, thank you.

I'm so sorry.

Well, yes, well, it'll be fine.

It's just a little [inaudible].

I don't know what happened.

[Inaudible].

In hockey, we get two minutes in the penalty box

for tripping.

Oh, I beg your pardon?

You sandbagged my partner.

Not that I mind.

Matt tends to get a little too wrapped up in this work.

I'm Dan Whitman.

Polly Sullivan.

Well, my friend liked his looks, and so I got them together.

In my business, we use a little more finesse.

Yes, well, maybe that's the trouble in Washington--

too much finesse and not enough results.

Ha, ha.

I hope I never have to run against you, Sullivan.

[Chuckles]

Hm.

Yes.

Well, what do you think about that, Phillip?

I think that's a very good idea.

I'll announce it at boarding tomorrow then.

Tomorrow will be fine.

Right.

Oh, Julie, may I see you for a minute, please?

I'll join you on the bridge, Phillip.

Yes, very good, sir.

Vicki tells me that you two are double dating tonight.

That's right.

She fixed me up.

I think she's trying to take over my job

as matchmaker on this ship.

I don't know this boy she's been seeing.

What's he like?

Jimmy?

He's cute, sweet, and he's crazy about her.

Yeah.

Well, I know that Vicki's growing up.

I just want to make sure he's not the kind of boy--

oh, sir.

Jimmy's about as aggressive as Bambi.

Believe me, you have nothing to worry about.

Who's worried?

Julie, I'd appreciate it if you'd do me a favor.

Look out for her?

Of course.

Thanks.

Oh, sir, there's just one problem.

Yes?

Who's going to look out for Jimmy?

Gopher (over pa): Good evening.

Main seating dinner is now being served

in the coral dining room.

Good evening, Julie.

Oh, good evening.

Is miss James joining you?

No.

She's dining in her cabin with Matthew saver.

Oh, I hope she fell into something good.

"Tripped" would be a better word for it.

Excuse me.

Monte, table 21, please.

Enjoy your dinner.

Thank you, Julie.

[Dinner music playing]

[Chatter]

Mm.

It all looks so delicious.

What do you recommend?

I recommend that the lady have dinner with the senator.

It seems we've been forsaken by our friends.

[Chuckles] Well, perhaps what we both need are new friends,

won't you sit down?

Thank you.

I've already ordered.

And I saw this beautiful cashmere shawl for mother.

It's perfect.

Toots, you could spend money around the clock.

Maybe mother would prefer a clock.

Oh, you're an impulsive shopper.

I bet you can't go one day without buying something.

Hm.

Don't be ridiculous.

I could go a week.

I bet I could go an entire month without spending

a thin dime if I had to.

Forget a month.

I'll bet you-- better still, I'll

give you $25,000 if you can go for the rest of this trip

without buying a single thing.

No cash, no credit cards, no traveler's checks,

not one single purchase.

$25,000?

Are you serious, Robert?

$25,000?

Do you know what I could do with $25,000?

And if I win, do I get to spend it any way I want to?

Absolutely.

Oh!

Woo-hoo-hoo!

Darling, you're on.

[Chuckles]

Hm.

Gopher.

Hm?

See that guy sitting--

don't point.

Look at that guy sitting by himself.

Doesn't he looks suspicious?

Gopher: You mean that guy with the shifty look?

Isaac: Yeah. Gopher: And the beady eyes?

Isaac: Uh-huh.

Gopher: Trying to hide behind his menu?

Yeah.

Looks ok to me.

Isaac, you know something?

You are driving me crazy with this.

Ever since you started to write this book, everybody you see

looks suspicious.

Excuse me.

Sorry I'm late.

There's a lady back there who looks familiar.

I think I know that face.

Maybe she's one of your ex-wives.

Well, she might just look like someone, you know?

I know who she looks like.

[Laughs]

She looks like a woman who's about to fall

very much in love.

You look ravishing.

Do you intend to ravish me, sir?

The thought had occurred to me.

Are you married?

No.

Why do you ask?

Just curious.

You're hiding something I should know about?

There's been a man watching us since we came aboard.

I've never seen him before in my life.

Maybe he fancies you.

He's not my type.

I could have told him that.

[Dramatic music playing]

[Theme music playing]

[Slow music playing]

[Chatter]

Vicki, you're a pretty good dancer.

Oh, well, you're pretty good yourself, Jimmy.

I don't know about my dancing being good,

but I feel great just being with you.

Your brother and Vicki seem to be hitting it off real well.

Oh, I hope so.

As you probably noticed, he's very shy with girls.

Well, I think a few lessons from his older brother

and things will be just fine.

Captain?

Yes?

I was wondering if you'd do me,

us, a favor and hold on to this check

until the end of the cruise.

Well, certainly.

$25,000, this is made out to Mrs. Savage.

Yes, Robert bet me I couldn't go the entire trip

without spending another penny. Isn't that ridiculous?

[Laughs]

Yes.

So when we get back to Los Angeles, captain,

and then she hasn't spent any money, the check is hers.

Well, good luck.

She'll need it.

[Laughs]

Mr. Savage isn't afraid to put his money where his mouth is.

He knows what he's doing.

Better to give her $25,000 not to shop

than watch her spend $50,000.

What's that perfume?

Oh, you be careful, Dan.

It's ruthless.

Ruthless.

Mm.

You don't feel ruthless.

You feel [inaudible].

Mm.

What's your Cologne?

I'm not wearing any.

Good.

That's the way I like my men-- basic.

You're a lawyer?

Huh, you never told me.

Well, I am.

Now hold me close, or I'll sue you.

Boy, that was fun.

We must have been dancing for hours.

We were.

But if I'm going to be half as much fun tomorrow,

I think I'd better get some sleep.

Yeah, me too.

Maybe we can do it again, Vicki.

Oh, I'd love to.

I really enjoyed myself tonight.

Thanks.

I had a great time. We'll see you tomorrow.

- All right. - Good night.

- Good night. - Good night.

- Good night. - Good night.

Julie?

Hm?

Did you really have a good time with Peter?

Or were you just saying that to be polite?

To tell you the truth, when I agreed to double date,

I was just doing you a favor.

But now I think I did myself a favor.

I really had a good time.

Well, good.

I loved her.

At least, I did when I married her.

But people can change after marriage.

Hm.

I know.

My husband and I were so deeply in love.

I really thought it would always last forever.

But it didn't go the way we planned.

Take this cruise, for example.

When i-- when I came aboard, I had only business on my mind.

Now I have nothing on my mind but you.

[Theme music playing]

Julie (over pa): Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

We've just passed the outer Hawaiian islands.

And as of 6:00 am, we've traveled 2,200 nautical miles

on our way to Hong Kong.

Don't forget bingo this afternoon

in the carousel lounge.

Our jackpot's been building for five days,

and you could be the lucky winner.

[Phone ringing]

Yes, this is Charles Dane.

Oh, hello, colonel.

Thanks for calling me back.

Did you get any information on that man I described?

Nothing, Charles.

And I swear we don't have a man tailing you

if that's what you're thinking.

I'll buy that colonel.

Have you checked out the woman, leni martek?

Yes.

We did a rundown on her.

She's clean.

Any reason to suspect her?

Oh, not particularly, but she seemed very attracted to me

very quickly.

Hm?

Oh, sure.

Sure, yes, yes.

I keep forgetting how irresistible I am.

Thank you, colonel.

Goodbye.

Goodbye, Charles.

I wonder how Mrs. savage is doing

holding up her end of the bet.

[Chuckles] What a bet.

Can you imagine her husband offering her

$25,000 just for not shopping?

That's what I call being a sport.

No.

That's what I call a man betting on a sure thing.

It must be tough on her.

Right now, she's like a compulsive eater

on a starvation diet.

Yeah, I remember how tough it was on you

that time you gave up women.

Ooh.

Yeah, I'll never forget that day.

You know, I actually feel sorry for Mrs. Savage.

But then I've always been a sucker for the underdog.

You know, maybe we could help her out,

just kind of' keep a watchful eye on her or something.

Yeah, you mean like kind of steer her away from temptation.

You know what that reminds me of?

The old joke about a woman whose credit card was stolen,

but her husband didn't report it because the guy who stole it

was spending less than she was.

[Laughs]

Guys?

Nothing.

Salesperson: Isn't it lovely?

Eleanor: [Gasps] It really is.

- Why don't you try it on? - Oh, no.

I can't.

I can't.

I was really just browsing.

It's on sale.

It's on sale?

Only $750.

[Gasps]

Reduced from $1,500.

[Gasps] Oh, my goodness, really?

Well, it wouldn't hurt just to try.

Oh, that is beautiful.

I must have it.

Well, Mrs. Savage.

Oh, hello, captain.

Hello.

How's your bet going?

Oh, fine, just fine.

I was just browsing, and I came here, in here.

And this lady was interested in buying this necklace.

So she asked me to try it on.

And I said I would.

And I think it's really beautiful, Shirley.

I think you should buy it. Bye.

Oh, well, captain, I wasn't--

no, don't worry about Mrs. Savage, Shirley.

She's just going through credit card withdrawal.

Don't worry.

I'm sure your mother will love meeting

your new American son-in-law.

Oh, Julie!

Yeah?

Oh, Vicki, Jimmy was looking for you.

Did he find you? - Yeah.

He wanted to know if we could make a double date for a tour

of Hong Kong when we get there.

And I said yes.

Well, you will double with us, won't you?

Well, since you've already said yes for me,

do I have a choice?

No.

Besides, you're such a great date maker, I'd love to.

Oh, good.

[Theme music playing]

[Laughter]

Well, we're glad you had dinner with us tonight.

We haven't seen much of you two today.

Well, you won't see much more of us tonight either.

Oh, lawyers do have a way with words, don't they?

- Good night. - Good night.

Good night.

Something on the senatorial mind?

I can't decide if you're more beautiful in the morning

or at night.

Oh, keep that up, senator, and you'll

definitely get the women's vote, especially mine.

You know, Polly, they say in Washington

that a wifeless senator never gets

invited to the right dinners.

My problem has been that I never found

the right woman to take to those dinners, that is until--

Dan, we've known each other less than a week.

I know.

We've had a lot of wine.

Mm.

- It's a romantic setting. - Mm.

You've got a beautiful dress, fantastic dress.

Oh, thank you.

The moon-- but that isn't it.

It's as though I've been expecting you all my life,

and suddenly you're here.

[Romantic music playing]

You know, Robert, with that tan, you look so handsome.

I mean, you always look handsome.

But with that tan, you look devastatingly handsome.

Thank you, darling.

You know, honey, I've been thinking about that silly bet

we made with one another.

It was so silly.

And you know what I've been thinking?

Instead of $25,000 for not shopping at all,

why don't we make it $10,000?

And I'll only shop in Hong Kong.

Please.

We're only going to Hong Kong.

Please.

Robert, I ask so little of you.

Eleanor, don't beg.

It doesn't become you.

Come on.

Let's go to bed.

What's it worth to you?

Yes?

Who is it?

A passing stranger.

Hiya, cowboy.

Did you order cold champagne and a warm woman?

You must be from the welcome wagon.

I hope you don't think I'm too forward coming to your cabin.

Not at all.

It's a modern world.

[Slow saxophone music playing]

Love the outfit.

I'm a dream Princess.

I've come to tell you bedtime story.

Well, I have the bed if you have the time.

Surely.

It's about a man and a woman.

A man and a woman?

Gee, I was hoping it would be about the three bears.

The bare part comes later.

[Theme music playing]

[Chinese music playing]

Julie (over pa): Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to Hong Kong, one of the world's busiest harbors.

On our left, the port side of the ship,

is the island of Hong Kong.

And on our right, the starboard side,

is the peninsula of kowloon and the new territories.

The island of Hong Kong was ceded to the British

by China in 1841.

But the kowloon peninsula and new territories

were leased from the Chinese for 99 years in 1898.

In 1997, kowloon and the new territories

must revert back to the people's republic of China.

The official languages are English and cantonese Chinese.

Hong Kong is a utopia for shoppers

and the food paradise of the world.

So don't miss enjoying everything from Peking duck

to hangzhou beggar's chicken.

Remember, while in port, our ship can be your home.

Or if you prefer, we can make hotel reservations for you.

Have a good time.

It's all here in Hong Kong.

[Chinese music playing]

As soon as we finish this meeting at the royal garden

hotel, let's do some shopping.

Yeah.

Now, where's a taxi here?

Over there?

All right.

There is the objective.

Oh, I can't wait to show you the joys of Hong Kong.

It can't top the delights of the last few nights.

You're a brazen hussy.

I'm a brazen hussy?

[Chuckles] Yes.

See, what's that male counterpart of hussy?

Brazen huss?

No, no, no, no, no. No, no.

Yes. What?

Make certain this picture gets into the proper hands.

What about the other one?

Expendable.

Only objective is important.

[Chinese music playing]

Vicki: Hi. - Hi.

Sorry I'm late.

But I had to wait for Julie.

Oh, apparently you didn't wait long enough.

Well, I'm afraid that's my fault.

Someone had to watch the store.

She asked me to tell you that she was sorry.

Where's Jimmy?

Well, he's back on ship.

Don't tell him I told you, but he came

down with a mild case of hives.

Oh, that's too bad.

Anything I can do?

Oh, no, no.

It just happens sometimes when he gets nervous.

Well, why don't we all go see Hong Kong together?

Merrill, I think we should let Peter

and Vicki go off by themselves.

I think we'll take in the town at a much slower pace.

Well, the way that sounds, Adam,

I should be helping you across the street.

Are you sure it's all right, dad?

Oh, all right.

But be careful, and have fun.

Hong Kong, here we come.

Bye.

Bye.

[Chinese music playing]

This is the bird market.

Birds are very special animals to the Chinese.

[Chinese music playing]

Man (over pa): Miss charlene Richards,

please contact the hotel operator.

Charlene [speaking Chinese]

Edward, you've done a terrific job.

The Macau location is perfect, and these ads are just fine.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

I'll have the contracts executed

and get everybody's signature tomorrow.

Is that ok with you, Polly?

Yes, yes, fine.

All right, ladies, I'll see you tomorrow then, huh?

- Thank you. - Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Your mind isn't entirely on business, is it?

Uh, sorry.

It's very much on Dan.

Is this serious?

Well, it's the first time in my life

I've ever known anyone who was more

important than my business.

Well, maybe it's time you stopped

being so much of a business woman and just be a woman.

Yeah.

Well, you know, I think that Dan is

going to ask me to marry him.

And if he does, i'm going to accept.

I think it's wonderful.

I hope it's contagious.

Well, so do I. Well, he's out being senator today, see,

but tomorrow I am planning a dinner that he

will never, ever forget.

"Come into my parlor," said the spider to the fly.

[Laughs]

Yes.

Something like that.

[Chinese music playing]

[Chatter]

You know, Robert, I've forgotten how it feels

to go inside my purse, take my credit card out, and run

my fingers over the numbers--

402-241-827.

This is no fun.

You shouldn't have gone on this trip with me.

You should have come with Karl Malden.

Oh!

Oh!

Robert, oh, look.

There's my favorite cartier watch.

I've always wanted that watch.

Look at it.

It's so beautiful.

And I bet it's so much cheaper than it is in the states.

What about the bet?

Ok, ok, ok.

But suppose you buy it, and I don't.

Meh, what for?

You could buy it for my Christmas present.

No.

How about easter?

Eleanor, it won't work.

Yes it will.

It has a guarantee.

[Horns honking]

You're a wonderful tour guide.

You know all the out of the way places.

Well, I spent a lot of time here.

Doing what?

You never told me.

Nothing important.

Somehow, I think it was.

Somehow, my past in Hong Kong doesn't seem

as interesting as my present.

Am I your present?

Unless you have other ideas.

Is this right? Right.

Thank you.

Oh, courage, Mrs. savage, don't weaken.

Remember the check I have for you.

I don't want the check.

I want that watch.

Oh, come on now.

You don't want to lose that bet.

Bet, shmet, these traveler's checks

are burning a hole in my Gucci.

Then get rid of your purse.

If you don't have your money or credit cards with you,

you won't be tempted to buy things.

That so sensible, it's ridiculous.

I can't stand it.

But, here.

You be a dear, and take my purse, and watch it for me.

Oh, I can't walk around like--

please.

If you don't, I'll crack.

Merrill.

Thank you.

- Madam. - What?

Your purse is open.

[Chatter]

Hong Kong is the most exotic city I've ever been in.

Well, I guess you've never been to Indianapolis.

[Laughs]

I haven't been on a trolley since San Francisco.

This is fun.

But I wish Julie and Jimmy could have come along with us.

Me too.

But I'm having a good time anyway.

Oh, what a beautiful beach.

I just wish--

Peter: I know.

You wish Julie and Jimmy were here.

But you're stuck with me.

It could be worse.

This is repulse bay.

You know, it was named after a 19th-century pirate chaser

called the "hms repulse."

Here, let's get a picture.

Smile.

Maybe they'll make a postcard out of this.

Oh, hey, hey.

Do you know what I like about this?

What?

It's like a bus tour but without the bus.

[Laughs] You know what that street up there is called?

Hollywood road.

Really?

Are you going to put my name in lights?

Well, if I do in Hong Kong, it will have to be in neon.

Uh, leni, why don't you go on ahead and take some pictures?

I just saw an old friend back there,

and I'd like to talk with him.

- Ok. - Ok?

See you later.

All right.

[Dramatic music playing]

The slightest movement could prove quite unpleasant.

I'll take this.

You might ruin the lines of your suit.

The pen is mightier than the sword.

Now, look my friend, I don't know

whether you're here to protect me or to eliminate me.

But in either case, I don't want to see your ugly face again.

And if you want this, just take a ferry.

When you're two minutes out in the harbor, start diving.

Oh, another guy, man.

Let's go.

Wait a minute.

Gopher, I was thinking.

Maybe those are the good guys.

Maybe those guys are supposed to protect Charles Dane.

They didn't look like good guys.

Well, how do I know?

Nobody looks like they're supposed

to look in the spy business.

Except us.

We're the only two properly dressed for this occasion.

Hi.

Hi.

Did you see your friend?

Yeah.

I'm glad I caught up with him.

We had a nice chat.

- Yeah? - Yes.

Great.

Quite a city, isn't it, merrill?

Yeah.

So be careful, Adam.

I hear this is a hot area for purse snatching.

Oh!

Oh, captain!

Dr. Bricker!

[Horn honking] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Tires squealing] Driver: [Speaking Chinese]

Oh, I'm so glad I found you.

Well, what's the matter?

I need my purse.

Why?

Never mind.

Yeah, but you said for us to hold it.

Forget what I said.

Just give me the purse.

Mrs. Savage, now, we're holding

this in your best interest.

It's mine.

Give it to me this instant.

Adam: You'll hate yourself.

Think about the bet.

Eleanor: Give it to me.

[Police whistle blowing]

No, that's all right. [Inaudible]

Oh, no, no, no, no.

It's all right.

No, it's ok.

It's ok.

Just a little misunderstanding.

Thanks, doc.

She won't last another day.

Never mind her.

What about me?

[Cheerful music playing]

Here it is, Vicki--

named just for you, Victoria peak.

Oh, what a view.

Hong Kong is really fantastic.

Don't give Hong Kong all the credit.

What about your guide?

The best.

You know what this reminds me of?

It reminds me of an old movie I once saw on television,

"love is a many-splendored thing."

Oh, it was filmed in Hong Kong.

It's a classic.

You know, I wouldn't be surprised

if we're standing on the exact spot

where William Holden kissed Jennifer Jones.

You really think so?

Peter, Julie's my best friend.

[Music - "love is a many splendored thing"]

[Speaking Chinese]

Ok.

Thank you very much.

Ooh, jeez.

Excuse me.

I'm sorry.

Uh.

Polly Sullivan?

I don't believe it.

You know miss Sullivan?

Oh, yes, yes.

She's an old friend of mine.

Do you mind if I keep one of these?

Not at all.

I've got plenty.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

[Speaking Chinese]

Hi.

Who is it?

Julie: Julie.

Hi.

I waited up for you last night, but I got tired

and went to bed.

Yeah.

I guess I was out a little late last night.

Your dad told me you and Peter took in Hong Kong.

What did you see?

Tell me everything.

I don't know.

We saw a lot of things.

I don't remember them all.

Well, I hope Peter has a better memory than you.

Oh, did Peter say anything about when the four of us

could get together again for one of

our world-famous double dates.

No.

But any time, I guess.

Oh, good.

We'll work something out.

Well, I'm glad you got to see Hong Kong with somebody.

Sorry it wasn't me.

See you later.

[Theme music]