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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,418 --> 00:00:09,926 [Theme - Jack Jones, "the love boat theme"] 2 00:00:10,009 --> 00:00:18,268 Theme song: Love, exciting and new. 3 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:19,644 Come aboard. 4 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:26,401 We're expecting you. 5 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:37,495 And love, life's sweetest reward, let it flow. 6 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:43,376 It floats back to you. 7 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:50,925 Love boat, soon will be making another run. 8 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:59,142 The love boat promises something for everyone. 9 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:03,772 Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance. 10 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:14,699 And love won't hurt anymore. 11 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:22,499 It's an open smile on a friendly shore. 12 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:24,292 It's love! 13 00:01:27,837 --> 00:01:30,840 Welcome aboard, it's love! 14 00:01:55,698 --> 00:01:57,992 [Phone rings] 15 00:01:58,076 --> 00:01:59,369 Merrill! 16 00:01:59,452 --> 00:01:59,953 Ellen! 17 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:02,872 Both: (Laughing) Oh! 18 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,999 Oh, you look fabulous. 19 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:05,708 Well, for a widowed woman. 20 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:08,419 For a woman woman. 21 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:10,797 You always know the right things to say. 22 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:11,840 Well! 23 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:13,883 I've lined you up for the ship's activities, 24 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,052 plus a tour of the entire ship. 25 00:02:16,135 --> 00:02:17,679 And tomorrow evening you'll be dining at my table. 26 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:19,889 The vif treatment. 27 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,224 The "vif"? 28 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:22,392 Very important friend. 29 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:23,935 (Laughing) Oh! 30 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:26,896 You don't have to fuss for me, merrill, I'll be fine! 31 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,231 No, you've been hibernating too long, Helen. 32 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:32,110 This cruise is just the kind of thing you need-- 33 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:34,612 enjoyable, entertaining, and I'll 34 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,573 introduce you to some very charming people. 35 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:36,948 (Laughing) Oh! 36 00:02:37,031 --> 00:02:38,366 Stubing? 37 00:02:38,449 --> 00:02:42,328 Dutch, has it ever occurred to you to call me "captain"? 38 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:44,205 I know I would, if I were you. 39 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:46,082 You ain't me, sister. 40 00:02:46,165 --> 00:02:47,542 I call him "stubing." 41 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:50,503 Chief boden, I allow you a certain amount of Liberty 42 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,088 because you're the best engineer I know, 43 00:02:52,171 --> 00:02:54,299 but I will not tolerate disrespect to my passengers. 44 00:02:54,382 --> 00:02:55,592 Sometimes you go too far! 45 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:59,262 Maybe I do, but nobody's going anywhere for a couple of hours. 46 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:02,390 I've got to get ashore and pick up a crankshaft casing 47 00:03:02,473 --> 00:03:03,474 for the number 2 engine. 48 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:06,019 You do this every time we're ready to leave port. 49 00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:08,104 There's absolutely nothing wrong with our number 2 engine! 50 00:03:08,187 --> 00:03:09,397 They're my babies. 51 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,441 If one of my babies don't feel right, I know it! 52 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:14,444 You've had a crankshaft casing in storage for six months, now. 53 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:15,153 You can use the casing from the number 54 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:17,447 3 auxiliary engine as a backup! 55 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:19,741 You only steer the ship, stubing. 56 00:03:19,824 --> 00:03:20,783 I run it. 57 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,035 You handle belowdecks, chief. 58 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:23,286 I'll handle topside. 59 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:24,621 And I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't 60 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:27,332 come up here dressed like that. 61 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:30,793 Nobody told me this was a best dressed man contest. 62 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:35,340 In case you're, uh, wondering, you came in last. 63 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:39,093 Stubing, your taste in broads's getting a lot better. 64 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:42,096 At least this one has nice pins! 65 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:45,767 She is not a "broad," and she does not have nice pins! 66 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:46,351 Really! 67 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:48,061 I think they look great. 68 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:49,437 But then maybe you're not a leg man, stubing! 69 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:52,690 [Laugh] 70 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:53,316 (Laughing) Oh! 71 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,947 Karen, stop worrying! 72 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:01,366 So Jenny misses one ballet lesson. 73 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:03,159 It's the first time we've left her alone. 74 00:04:03,242 --> 00:04:05,119 I just don't want her to feel neglected. 75 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:05,787 Neglected? 76 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:07,330 She's smothered with love. 77 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:09,832 Tony, remembering things like that in lessons 78 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:14,379 can mean a lot to a child. 79 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:16,506 Ok, I'll wire the sitter. 80 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,758 Stay here, and relax. 81 00:04:18,841 --> 00:04:20,468 Ah, welcome aboard, miss. 82 00:04:20,551 --> 00:04:21,344 Fairchild. 83 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:22,011 I'm Adam bricker, the ship's doctor, 84 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,888 and this is Vicki stubing. 85 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:24,806 How do you do ? 86 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:26,474 I didn't think anyone would recognize 87 00:04:26,557 --> 00:04:29,686 me, behind these dark glasses and under this big hat. 88 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:32,647 Especially since I've been retired all these years! 89 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:33,356 Ah, your wonderful pictures have 90 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:34,691 given you a very famous face. 91 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:36,526 (Laughing) Oh! 92 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:38,611 That's very kind of you, doctor. 93 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:40,446 Let's see-- you are on the promenade deck, 94 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:40,863 cabin 215, miss. 95 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,323 Fairchild. 96 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:43,408 Thank you, Vicki. 97 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:45,868 See you. 98 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,078 Who is Nancy Fairchild? 99 00:04:47,161 --> 00:04:50,123 Oh, she was a very big star-- 100 00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:52,208 phenomenal actress. 101 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:55,128 Oh, honey, isn't it beautiful! 102 00:04:55,211 --> 00:04:56,379 Hello-- welcome aboard. 103 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:57,964 I'm Julie McCoy, your cruise director. 104 00:04:58,047 --> 00:04:58,548 Oh, hello. 105 00:04:58,631 --> 00:04:59,882 I'm f lix Sheppard. 106 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:00,633 How do you do? 107 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:01,843 Fine. 108 00:05:01,926 --> 00:05:05,722 And this is my wife, Andrea. 109 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,724 We were just married this afternoon. 110 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:09,976 Well then, on behalf of the whole crew, 111 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:11,519 I hope you have a terrific cruise. 112 00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:14,313 And we wish you a long and happy life together. 113 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,733 Oh, thank you very much, Julie. 114 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:17,734 Too bad it will all be over tomorrow night. 115 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:25,783 [Giggle] 116 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:28,786 Karen? 117 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,413 Karen! 118 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:33,916 Well, isn't this an unhappy coincidence. 119 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,753 It doesn't have to be. 120 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:39,172 Maybe fate has brought us together! 121 00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:43,259 Fate-- like some tired plot from one of your old movies. 122 00:05:43,342 --> 00:05:45,094 Oh, please, Karen. 123 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:48,097 This trip could be good for us. 124 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,058 We could get to know each other again. 125 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:52,477 I don't want to know you. 126 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,771 Karen, I'm your mother. 127 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:58,149 Mother? 128 00:05:58,232 --> 00:05:59,442 I don't have any mother. 129 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:12,997 [Ship's horn] 130 00:06:34,018 --> 00:06:37,355 Andrea: Well, everyone seems to be having fun. 131 00:06:37,438 --> 00:06:39,315 It's too bad they bought two-way 132 00:06:39,398 --> 00:06:41,359 tickets on a one-way cruise. 133 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:42,485 Maybe we should warn them. 134 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:45,029 No, that would just spoil their fun. 135 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:47,240 They're going to find out soon enough, anyway! 136 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:51,160 And besides, what they don't know hurt them-- yet. 137 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:54,747 At least not for another 9 hours, 138 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:56,666 42 minutes, and 8 seconds. 139 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:58,000 It's incredible. 140 00:06:58,084 --> 00:06:59,335 Yeah. 141 00:06:59,418 --> 00:07:01,671 At that exact moment, the earth will be destroyed. 142 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:05,174 I'm afraid I still don't quite understand it. 143 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:07,760 Well, tonight, at precisely-- precisely-- 144 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:14,183 11:54 and 42 seconds, life as we know it will cease to exist. 145 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:17,520 Professor kreinberg and I have found a shifting orientation 146 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:21,482 of the earth's magnetic field, in such cataclysmic proportions 147 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,734 that it will have an irreversible and completely 148 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:27,905 deleterious effect upon our planetary's regeneration. 149 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:28,865 Huh? 150 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:31,784 In other words, after tonight-- 151 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:32,785 fft! 152 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:33,995 "Fft"? 153 00:07:34,078 --> 00:07:34,787 Fft. 154 00:07:47,758 --> 00:07:51,554 Oh, excuse me, uh, you're wearing one of my hats. 155 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:52,805 I beg your pardon? 156 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:53,848 I manufacture those hats. 157 00:07:53,931 --> 00:07:56,642 I took a personal interest in their designs, 158 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,686 so that's why I think of them as my hats. 159 00:07:58,769 --> 00:08:01,397 (Laughing) Oh, I see. 160 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:02,148 Ooh! 161 00:08:02,231 --> 00:08:03,274 That sun is so bright, i-- 162 00:08:03,357 --> 00:08:04,942 I'm sorry, uh-- do you mind if i-- 163 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:06,736 please do. 164 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:07,486 Thank you. 165 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:12,116 I'm Tony Stevens. 166 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,576 Nancy Fairchild. 167 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:14,911 I know. 168 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:16,537 I thought I recognized you, but I didn't want to say anything. 169 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:18,581 I didn't want to come across like an autograph hound. 170 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:21,083 That's very considerate of you, Tony. 171 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,501 Boy, the cruise brochures were right. 172 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:24,337 You really do meet the beautiful people. 173 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:25,755 I mean, here it is, my first day at sea, 174 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:27,757 and already I'm sitting next to a movie star. 175 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,175 [Laugh] 176 00:08:29,258 --> 00:08:30,760 You know, somehow I thought you'd be traveling 177 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:31,844 with a large group of people. 178 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:33,262 I always imagined a movie star having 179 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,265 maids and press secretaries and agents 180 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,725 around them all the time. 181 00:08:37,808 --> 00:08:39,977 Well, not retired movie stars. 182 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:43,272 No, I'm traveling alone. 183 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:43,940 Not tonight. 184 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:46,108 Hmm? 185 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,277 That is, if you'd care to join my wife and me for dinner. 186 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,738 I'd like that very much. 187 00:08:50,821 --> 00:08:51,447 Terrific! 188 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:52,490 It's a date, then? 189 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:53,824 Yes. 190 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:56,911 Boy won't she be surprised-- when she learns she's having 191 00:08:56,994 --> 00:08:58,329 dinner with Nancy Fairchild? 192 00:08:58,412 --> 00:08:59,288 [Laugh] 193 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,290 [Laugh] 194 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,209 It's really sweet of you to take all this time out to show 195 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:05,294 me around the ship, Vicki. 196 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,213 Well, dad put Julie and me in charge of seeing 197 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:09,048 that you have a good time. 198 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:10,758 I think he's going overboard. 199 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:12,760 He told Julie to give me a list of all 200 00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:13,970 the single men from 7 to 70. 201 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:16,931 [Laugh] Oh! 202 00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:18,891 What's in here? 203 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:19,850 Well! 204 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:22,395 Well! 205 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:23,646 We really shouldn't be here. 206 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:27,108 Chief boden doesn't like anyone down in this area. 207 00:09:27,191 --> 00:09:28,484 He probably doesn't want anything 208 00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:29,944 disturbed until they've photographed 209 00:09:30,027 --> 00:09:30,945 it for "good housekeeping." 210 00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:33,990 Hey! 211 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:35,992 You know my rules, kid. 212 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:38,160 No one comes down here, and that includes the boss's daughter. 213 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,871 We were just looking around! 214 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:42,832 Look somewhere else. 215 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:45,376 The engine room is off-limits. 216 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:48,087 In case no one has ever told you, you're very rude. 217 00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:49,171 Let me be the first. 218 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:52,466 Stand in line, sister. 219 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,135 Maybe we should leave. 220 00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:58,306 I'm not afraid of king Kong. 221 00:09:58,389 --> 00:09:59,056 In that case, I'll stay with you! 222 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:02,184 Wanna bet? 223 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:05,896 But, that is, if you're sure you'll be all right, i-- 224 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:08,941 [footsteps] 225 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,027 Now, what's so important around here 226 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:14,196 that no one can see it? 227 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,490 Have you discovered a lost grease mine? 228 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,117 Very funny! 229 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:21,287 [Laugh] What's this for? 230 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:22,705 (Yelling) Don't touch that! 231 00:10:28,627 --> 00:10:31,172 Hello, Mr. Deville? 232 00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:32,923 This is f lix Sheppard. 233 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,133 Yes. 234 00:10:34,216 --> 00:10:35,926 I just called to tell you that you're fat, 235 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:37,887 and you're boring, and so is your wife. 236 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,975 What was that all about? 237 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,310 That's my nasty landlord. 238 00:10:44,393 --> 00:10:49,398 I always said, once, before I go, I wanted to tell him off. 239 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,900 Well, what do we do now? 240 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,485 Let's pay our bills. 241 00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:53,861 Terrific. 242 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:55,237 Here's your life-insurance bill. 243 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,615 Life insurance! 244 00:10:57,698 --> 00:11:00,910 [Laughter] 245 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:01,911 Paid. 246 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:02,912 Paid. 247 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:04,997 Why don't we pay the rest all at once, huh? 248 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:05,414 Come on. 249 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,916 Good idea. 250 00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:07,208 Here's some for you. 251 00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:07,750 Ok. 252 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,674 You're much stronger than I am. 253 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:16,425 Paid! 254 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:19,929 [Laugh] Paid! 255 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,806 [Little cry] 256 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:24,767 Oh, Andrea, i-- 257 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,353 I just want you to know that i'm very happy that we're spending 258 00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:31,023 the rest of our lives together. 259 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,483 I love you, f lix. 260 00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:33,567 And I'll miss you. 261 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:40,616 You know, it's kind of too bad it's all going to be over 262 00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:44,787 so soon, because we could have had a long and wonderful life 263 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:45,621 together. 264 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,001 Mmm! 265 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:53,087 You left Ellen alone with Dutch boden? 266 00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:54,171 He'll chew her to bits! 267 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,589 Well, maybe not. 268 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:57,758 She looked like she could take care of herself. 269 00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:00,511 [Gasp] Oh! 270 00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:01,971 What happened? 271 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:04,682 I accidentally discovered Dutch boden's shower. 272 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,573 Honey, we've only got 4 hours, 18 273 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:25,202 minutes, and 16 seconds left. 274 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,455 There's something I've wanted to do all my life. 275 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:28,497 And I want to surprise you with it, 276 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,332 but i-- but I have to go into cabo San Lucas 277 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,250 when we get there tonight. 278 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,001 Ok? 279 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,878 Oh! 280 00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:36,297 Oh, that's perfect, because I was planning on doing something 281 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:38,841 that you'll like, too. 282 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:39,592 [Little laugh] 283 00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:40,384 Great. 284 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,346 [Laughter] 285 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,390 Well, apparently sea air agrees with you, Ellen. 286 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:49,351 Your face is glowing. 287 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,353 (Laughing) Oh, thank you! 288 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:54,315 It's a new skin moisturizer I came across-- 289 00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:56,066 all natural oils. 290 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,860 Pardon me. 291 00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,695 Duty calls. 292 00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:01,864 Come on, Ellen, I'll introduce you to the ship's nightlife. 293 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:04,533 [Laugh] You're bound and determined I have a good time. 294 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,534 Not tonight. 295 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:08,537 (Laughing) Oh, yes, and it's just beginning. 296 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:12,750 Tomorrow, I am personally going to show you puerto vallarta. 297 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,793 I'm sure you'll enjoy it. 298 00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:17,213 And we should be docking about 10:00 am. 299 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:20,132 In a pig's eye! 300 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:22,426 You ain't docking nowhere if that crankshaft 301 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,260 casing gives out. 302 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,470 (Low) Chief, you're not dressed 303 00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:25,471 properly for the dining room. 304 00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:26,222 I ain't dining. 305 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,432 I warned you about that casing. 306 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,017 I told you we have a spare. 307 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,185 Use it! 308 00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,312 If I use the spare, I won't have a spare. 309 00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:34,772 [Sigh] We'll deal with this later. 310 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:37,775 You're dismissed. 311 00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:39,652 You clean up pretty good, lady. 312 00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:41,695 Unfortunately, I can't say the same for you. 313 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:44,740 Don't forget, I want my pants back. 314 00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:46,575 His pants? 315 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,118 A loan, not a gift. 316 00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:54,166 I told you it's been a very interesting cruise so far, 317 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:54,959 merrill. 318 00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:00,339 When are we going to order? 319 00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,800 Well, we have to wait for the surprise, first. 320 00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:05,427 Mm-- I bet I can guess what the surprise is. 321 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:08,389 Knowing you, it's probably some kind of rare [inaudible].. 322 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:10,266 In a sense. 323 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,184 Good evening. 324 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,227 I hope I'm not late. 325 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:14,436 Not at all. 326 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,063 Miss Fairchild, I'd like you to meet my wife. 327 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:16,397 This is-- 328 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,941 Karen. 329 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,609 You two know each other? 330 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,778 This is your big surprise, Tony? 331 00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:23,320 It's a very bad joke. 332 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,155 Joke? What-- 333 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,490 I think I'd better leave. 334 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:27,449 I don't want a scene. 335 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,618 You don't want a scene? 336 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,453 People staring, flashbulbs popping-- 337 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,163 you loved that. 338 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,040 It was good publicity for you. 339 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,835 But for me it was embarrassing and degrading. 340 00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:40,671 Karen, that was a long time ago. 341 00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:41,380 People change. 342 00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:42,172 I've changed. 343 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,216 No. 344 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,927 You're still the same old Nancy Fairchild, 345 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,471 hiding behind the dark glasses, stealing attention, playing 346 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,682 movie star to the hilt, even conniving 347 00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:52,600 behind my back with Tony to arrange 348 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:55,936 this little surprise dinner. 349 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,521 No, you don't understand. 350 00:14:57,605 --> 00:15:00,316 Tony and I met accidentally! 351 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,984 Neither of us realized that, uh-- 352 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:05,821 I mean, I didn't even know he was your husband. 353 00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:08,198 Honestly. 354 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,992 What must I do to-- 355 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,328 to have you forgive me? 356 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,246 I'll never forgive you. 357 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,581 Just go. 358 00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:17,625 Leave, now, please. 359 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,376 Just get out of my life, and stay out! 360 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:31,555 What was that all about? 361 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:37,811 That woman was my mother-- 362 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,355 once. 363 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,190 Your mother? 364 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,494 Vicki (on pa system): This is the quaint port 365 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:54,995 of cabo San Lucas. 366 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,538 You'll find interesting caf s and discotheques. 367 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,249 But remember, we sail at 11:00. 368 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,042 Andrea? 369 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:05,881 Excuse me-- wrong cabin. 370 00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:06,882 F lix, it's me! 371 00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:09,093 This is what I wanted to surprise you. 372 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,395 Next time, get me a tie. 373 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,104 Well, I always wondered what it 374 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,231 would be like to be a blonde. 375 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,024 And now you don't like it. 376 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,025 No, no, no, no, no! 377 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:25,859 It's ok. 378 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,736 If you like it, I'm happy, really. 379 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:28,779 Mmm. 380 00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,489 Well, I've got something to show you, too. 381 00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:32,074 Close your eyes. 382 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,913 Ok, you can open them! 383 00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:38,872 Uh-- 384 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,417 (breathy) Ha. 385 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,503 Can I close them again? 386 00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:45,921 What are you talking about? 387 00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:47,381 It's beautiful! 388 00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:48,257 It's an original! 389 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,550 I'll say it's original. 390 00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:51,218 I've never seen anything like it before in my whole life. 391 00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:55,639 Well, it's something I always dreamed of getting. 392 00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:57,015 Then I love it. 393 00:16:57,099 --> 00:17:00,144 What difference does it make, anyway? 394 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:01,603 Oh, yeah, it's almost time. 395 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,480 [Little laugh] You know, I feel as 396 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:04,231 though I've done more living today 397 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:06,859 than I did in my entire life. 398 00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,068 We really live like there's no tomorrow. 399 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:12,823 There isn't. 400 00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:16,744 [Both giggle] 401 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,751 Tony, it was just like her to search you out and arrange 402 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:27,045 that little surprise dinner. 403 00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:28,464 Look, she didn't search me out. 404 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,799 I struck up a conversation with her. 405 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:31,967 She was innocent. 406 00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:35,137 You know something, when I was a child I 407 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,139 used to invite my friends over. 408 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,683 She'd come home from the studio, and i'd 409 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,643 realize my so-called friends were being nice to me just 410 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,146 so they could meet her. 411 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,273 Well, it's natural that they'd want to meet her. 412 00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:47,524 Natural? 413 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:50,694 Is it natural to be pushed into the background all your life 414 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,488 and dragged out like some Christmas ornament 415 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,615 for photo sessions? 416 00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:57,242 Well, she's a famous woman. 417 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,660 Yeah. 418 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,579 So I've been reminded a million times. 419 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:08,170 [Sigh] 420 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:10,756 (Whispering) Hey. 421 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,764 I thought your parents were both dead. 422 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:25,479 Yeah, my father died when I was a baby. 423 00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:26,522 You know something? 424 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,148 It's funny, but i-- 425 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:33,028 I feel like I never knew either of my parents. 426 00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:37,449 When I got old enough, I changed my name. 427 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,368 I wanted my own identity. 428 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:43,330 I didn't want to just be the daughter of Nancy Fairchild 429 00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,916 any longer. 430 00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:47,501 Things were going great. 431 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:51,129 And then-- 432 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:54,174 the accident? 433 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,259 Yes. 434 00:18:55,342 --> 00:19:00,055 Oh, Tony, you have no idea how frightening it was. 435 00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:04,685 All those hours, waiting for a donor. 436 00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:07,104 And the doctors telling me I'd never see out of that eye 437 00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,648 again. 438 00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,733 (Hushed) Hey, Karen, honey? 439 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,026 That's all behind you now, isn't it? 440 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,657 Yes, you're right. 441 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:21,743 [Exhale] The fear is over. 442 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:26,915 But the hurt-- the hurt, that my mother never 443 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:32,004 called or tried to see me, until months later, 444 00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:35,215 that hurt is still here. 445 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,758 It's hard to believe she could do something like that. 446 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:40,012 You don't know her. 447 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:42,097 When she finally did call, it was 448 00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:46,977 some lame excuse about being away on location somewhere. 449 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:52,441 The fact is, it probably just wasn't convenient. 450 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:56,028 As I told her, I have no mother. 451 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:03,160 Julie (on pa system): We hope you enjoyed 452 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,495 your stay in cabo San Lucas. 453 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:06,413 Our next stop is puerto vallarta. 454 00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:16,381 Hello! 455 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,174 Hey. 456 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:21,803 I'm sorry for some of the things I said. 457 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,139 They weren't very nice. 458 00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:26,934 I wasn't exactly silver-tongued, myself. 459 00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:33,106 What's that you're polishing? 460 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:33,982 This is a whale's tooth. 461 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,817 I do scrimshaw. 462 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,110 Oh! 463 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:40,572 It's kind of a sculpting in ivory. 464 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,366 Uh-huh? 465 00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:44,534 Nothing you'd be interested in. 466 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:45,953 Oh, but I am! 467 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,871 I love artistic things. 468 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,211 Shouldn't you be with stubing? 469 00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:57,965 He's probably wondering where his girlfriend is. 470 00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:01,176 I'm not the captain's girlfriend. 471 00:21:01,259 --> 00:21:06,014 He's just a very good friend of my late husband and myself. 472 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,015 Widow, huh? 473 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:13,522 My old lady kicked off six years ago. 474 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,274 Obviously a man of deep sentiment. 475 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:20,529 Just the way I talk, lady. 476 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:21,488 Harriet was a good woman. 477 00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:26,118 And you miss her. 478 00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:26,910 Uh-huh. 479 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,958 I miss my husband, too. 480 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:33,750 He's gone. 481 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:39,423 Yes, he's gone. 482 00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:42,843 And you ain't got no one? 483 00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:45,470 No, I ain't got no one. 484 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,102 Good night, Dutch. 485 00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,164 Good evening, miss Fairchild. 486 00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:12,914 Oh! 487 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,499 Hello, doctor. 488 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,752 Seeing you standing in the moonlight 489 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,920 reminds me of that film you made on a ship. 490 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:19,921 Ah, let's see. 491 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,924 What was the name of it? 492 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,634 [Laugh] "Blue passage." 493 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,344 Right? 494 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:27,304 Oh, yeah, yeah. 495 00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:29,306 Yeah, it was one of my favorites. 496 00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:30,432 You know, when you came on the ship 497 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:32,517 I was so thrilled that I'd actually have a chance 498 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:33,518 to talk to Nancy Fairchild. 499 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:34,561 Ha! 500 00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:38,148 That's very sweet of you, doctor. 501 00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:41,526 I wish someone else had said that to me. 502 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,447 I'm sorry, doctor, you'll-- 503 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:46,573 you'll have to excuse me. 504 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:56,958 Oh, it's almost time-- 505 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,461 10 seconds to go. 506 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:03,882 Hold me! 507 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:05,050 Five seconds. 508 00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:05,884 I'm afraid! 509 00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:06,802 Would you kiss me? 510 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:07,594 Oh, yes. 511 00:23:10,972 --> 00:23:13,308 [Three beeps] 512 00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:17,646 [Three beeps] 513 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:18,772 F lix? [Three beeps] 514 00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:19,231 Hmm? 515 00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:21,483 What happened? 516 00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:22,400 [Three beeps] 517 00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:24,820 Maybe we're on eastern standard time. 518 00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:25,570 Ah. 519 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,039 Julie (on pa system): Buenas d as, 520 00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:38,500 good morning, and welcome to another beautiful, 521 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:39,334 sunshiny day. 522 00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:41,336 We are now having a brief lifeboat 523 00:23:41,419 --> 00:23:42,754 drill on the starlight deck. 524 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:45,215 [Klaxon] 525 00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:47,175 Attention, all officers and crew. 526 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,718 Attention, passengers. 527 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:50,846 Report to your lifeboat stations immediately. 528 00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:52,389 This is a test. 529 00:23:52,472 --> 00:23:54,933 Lifeboat drill is now in progress. 530 00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:58,562 Everyone is requested to attend this important function. 531 00:23:58,645 --> 00:24:01,022 Life jackets can be found behind your closet doors. 532 00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:12,742 (Softly) Andrea! 533 00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:13,201 Andrea! 534 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,578 Pumpkin face? 535 00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:24,212 Hey, hey! 536 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:25,463 My precious cream-filled cupcake? 537 00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:47,402 F lix? 538 00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:55,410 F lix? 539 00:24:58,622 --> 00:24:59,331 F lix? 540 00:25:06,421 --> 00:25:07,130 F lix! 541 00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:19,476 (Calling sweetly) F lix? 542 00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:25,357 Hello? 543 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,399 Anybody? 544 00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:33,365 Hello, somebody? 545 00:25:33,448 --> 00:25:33,949 Oh! 546 00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:36,284 Oh, my god! 547 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:38,119 The world ended without me. 548 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:44,042 [Babbling] 549 00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:54,928 [Gasp] Oh! 550 00:25:55,011 --> 00:25:57,847 Excuse me, but I thought the world had been destroyed. 551 00:25:57,931 --> 00:26:04,187 [Laugh] 552 00:26:14,614 --> 00:26:16,032 Julie (on pa system): Ladies and gentlemen, 553 00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:18,702 welcome to sunny puerto vallarta, one of the jewels 554 00:26:18,785 --> 00:26:20,704 of the Mexican riviera. 555 00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:23,290 Fishing, boating, parasailing, shopping-- whatever excites you 556 00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:25,917 is here for the asking. 557 00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:29,296 [Knocking] 558 00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:30,255 (Calling) Just a minute! 559 00:26:35,885 --> 00:26:36,261 Hi. 560 00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:39,764 Good morning! 561 00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:42,017 Come in! 562 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:43,018 Thank you. 563 00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:50,692 Uh, here. 564 00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:52,944 And, i'm, uh, sorry about the bad wrapping, 565 00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:56,197 but, uh, I just wanted to get this over to you early. 566 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:59,200 Well, what is it? 567 00:26:59,284 --> 00:26:59,826 Well, just-- just look and see. 568 00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:05,373 Oh! 569 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:08,209 Isn't that beautiful! 570 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:12,339 Oh, i-- I don't even know your real name! 571 00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:14,841 Dutch-- Dutch'll do. 572 00:27:14,924 --> 00:27:15,633 Please? 573 00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:21,890 Rudolph. 574 00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:27,604 But if you tell any of that brass topside, I'll-- 575 00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:28,521 I'll take this back. 576 00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:31,733 Oh, I won't tell a soul, I promise. 577 00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:39,532 [Little laugh] Oh, that's really very beautiful. 578 00:27:39,616 --> 00:27:42,077 You must have worked on this all night. 579 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,287 No, no, no. 580 00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:48,291 I had nothing better to do. 581 00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:49,292 I don't believe that. 582 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:56,132 I'm really very touched, Rudolph. 583 00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:04,349 (Low) Well, thank you. 584 00:28:04,432 --> 00:28:10,397 [Little laugh] 585 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:35,380 Tony, i-- 586 00:28:35,463 --> 00:28:35,713 I have to talk to you. 587 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:44,139 What can I do to get Karen to stop hating me? 588 00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:45,348 I don't know. 589 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:48,226 It seems there are a lot of wounds to heal. 590 00:28:48,309 --> 00:28:49,769 I know. 591 00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:50,228 I'm not saying I was a good mother. 592 00:28:50,311 --> 00:28:52,939 I wasn't. 593 00:28:53,022 --> 00:28:54,524 Looking back now, I can see that she 594 00:28:54,607 --> 00:28:57,652 was a very lost little girl. 595 00:28:57,735 --> 00:28:58,445 Well, I think it's unfortunate you didn't realize 596 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:01,739 that at the time, don't you? 597 00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:03,533 Yes. 598 00:29:03,616 --> 00:29:05,827 There's no excuse! 599 00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:08,037 I never meant to hurt her-- 600 00:29:08,121 --> 00:29:09,497 ever. 601 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:13,710 When she had the accident, I was away on location-- isolated. 602 00:29:13,793 --> 00:29:15,753 When I found out, i-- 603 00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:17,714 I wanted to go to her, immediately, 604 00:29:17,797 --> 00:29:19,841 but that was impossible. 605 00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:24,762 Then, later, my sister told me that Karen 606 00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:26,055 never wanted to see me again. 607 00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:31,603 Please, Tony, help me. 608 00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:37,066 I can't promise you anything. 609 00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:39,527 I can talk to her. 610 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:40,361 I'll see if I can arrange for us all to have a drink 611 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:42,906 together before dinner, ok? 612 00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:45,783 Oh, that would be wonderful. 613 00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:47,410 Thank you. 614 00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:49,412 It means everything to me. 615 00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:53,833 (Cheerfully) Good morning, everybody! 616 00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:55,084 - Good morning! - Good morning. 617 00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,878 Isn't it a lovely day? 618 00:29:56,961 --> 00:30:00,089 Yes, it is, and you look as pleased as the cheshire cat. 619 00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:01,049 Well! 620 00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:02,467 It's more like an ivory whale. 621 00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:03,551 [Laugh] 622 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,386 Well, whatever the reason, I'm delighted to see 623 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:06,679 you in such a good mood! 624 00:30:06,763 --> 00:30:09,557 Oh, I expect it better to get even better. 625 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:12,018 Oh, I meant to apologize for Dutch's rudeness yesterday. 626 00:30:12,101 --> 00:30:14,020 Uh-- he hasn't bothered you today, has he? 627 00:30:14,103 --> 00:30:19,526 Now, where would I ever come in contact with him? 628 00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:20,985 Well, shall we adjourn to the buffet? 629 00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:21,736 Good. 630 00:30:21,819 --> 00:30:22,529 I'm starved. 631 00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:35,875 [Laugh] 632 00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:38,378 I don't understand it. 633 00:30:38,461 --> 00:30:42,298 Neither do I. I've checked and rechecked my calculations. 634 00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:43,591 I even tried reaching professor kreinberg, 635 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,969 but he went to Las Vegas to make sure that he caught Wayne 636 00:30:46,052 --> 00:30:47,387 Newton's act one last time. 637 00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:48,429 What are we going to do, f lix? 638 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:51,766 We have nothing left. 639 00:30:51,849 --> 00:30:52,725 I know. 640 00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:54,769 I know, I'm sorry, but-- but apparently 641 00:30:54,852 --> 00:30:58,606 the earth reversed its magnetic field too spontaneously, huh? 642 00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:00,400 Well, thanks a lot, f lix. 643 00:31:00,483 --> 00:31:00,942 You just ruined my whole life. 644 00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:11,452 Is something wrong, Mr. Sheppard? 645 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:14,706 No, no, no, no, no, no, my wife's just a little upset. 646 00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:15,582 Oh. 647 00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:16,291 Don't worry about it. 648 00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:17,834 Newlyweds squabble all the time. 649 00:31:17,917 --> 00:31:19,669 Yeah, it doesn't mean it's the end of the world. 650 00:31:19,752 --> 00:31:21,129 [Laugh] 651 00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:23,172 Unfortunately, that's the whole problem. 652 00:31:29,637 --> 00:31:31,180 And now you want me to have drinks with her? 653 00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:34,892 Tony, look, I really resent you getting in the middle of this. 654 00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:35,852 I'm your husband. 655 00:31:35,935 --> 00:31:37,312 I am in the middle of it. 656 00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:39,230 But it's between her and me. 657 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:39,647 I don't want to discuss it. 658 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:40,023 It's over! 659 00:31:44,902 --> 00:31:46,446 It isn't over! 660 00:31:46,529 --> 00:31:47,697 It's eating you alive! 661 00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:49,699 God knows what it's doing to your mother. 662 00:31:49,782 --> 00:31:51,159 Look, honey, I don't know everything that's 663 00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:55,163 happened between you two, but maybe instead of shutting her 664 00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:57,707 out you ought to hear what she's got to say. 665 00:31:57,790 --> 00:31:59,500 Tony, I don't know. 666 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:02,670 Karen, for your own sake, give it a chance. 667 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:04,130 Please? 668 00:32:04,213 --> 00:32:06,341 I want you to be free. 669 00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:10,303 [Sigh] All right, I'll see her. 670 00:32:10,386 --> 00:32:12,847 But I'm only doing this because you want me to. 671 00:32:12,930 --> 00:32:13,973 Well, that's good enough reason for me. 672 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:26,527 [Knocking] 673 00:32:28,446 --> 00:32:29,822 It ain't locked! 674 00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:33,534 Oh, it's you, stubing. 675 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,536 I'd like to talk to you, chief 676 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:38,456 thought we made a deal. 677 00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:41,042 You don't come belowdecks, I don't go topside. 678 00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:43,961 You didn't keep your end of the bargain. 679 00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:46,130 You mean last night, in the dining room? 680 00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:49,884 I mean Mrs. kirkeby, this morning. 681 00:32:49,967 --> 00:32:52,595 She told me she ain't your broad. 682 00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:54,138 She ain't my-- 683 00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:56,557 I mean, she isn't anybody's broad. 684 00:32:56,641 --> 00:33:00,561 She's nobody's woman. 685 00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:02,355 I want you to stay away from her, Dutch. 686 00:33:02,438 --> 00:33:03,981 You threatening me, stubing? 687 00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:07,568 No I'm making a strong suggestion, boden. 688 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:09,862 Mrs. Kirkeby isn't your type of woman. 689 00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:13,449 She sure felt like it this morning. 690 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:16,577 Ellen is a very refined and cultured lady. 691 00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:17,912 I know that. 692 00:33:17,995 --> 00:33:19,956 I prefer you not contact her, in the future. 693 00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:22,792 Oh, you "prefer." 694 00:33:22,875 --> 00:33:24,711 Well, that's very easy for you to say when 695 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:28,089 you hide behind captain's bars. 696 00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:30,091 I can rectify that in a minute! 697 00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:32,927 Hold your horses, stubing. 698 00:33:33,010 --> 00:33:34,804 I know I'm not in a lady's class. 699 00:33:38,766 --> 00:33:39,016 You're not even in the same school. 700 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:09,088 I always thought that blondes were supposed to have more fun. 701 00:34:09,172 --> 00:34:11,466 Yeah, so did I. 702 00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:12,425 Well, what's the problem? 703 00:34:12,508 --> 00:34:13,968 You want to talk about it? 704 00:34:14,051 --> 00:34:19,974 Well, [sigh] You see, f lix is a scientist. 705 00:34:20,057 --> 00:34:22,393 And he scientifically figured out that the world 706 00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:23,811 was going to end. 707 00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:26,856 So we decided to live our lives on that fact. 708 00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:30,818 Um-- we sold all our belongings, quit our jobs, spent everything 709 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:34,322 on this cruise, got married. 710 00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:38,409 And now the world didn't end, and I don't know what to do. 711 00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:39,869 Well, maybe-- 712 00:34:39,952 --> 00:34:42,997 I know f lix truly believed in what he did, and, well, 713 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:43,664 I believed in him, too. 714 00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:45,833 Well, that's something. 715 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:46,584 I can't imagine a more wonderful day 716 00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:49,504 than we had yesterday. 717 00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:52,673 I mean, I was quite content to spend my final 718 00:34:52,757 --> 00:34:55,468 moments on earth with f lix. 719 00:34:55,551 --> 00:34:58,346 I tell you this, Julie, I love that man. 720 00:34:58,429 --> 00:34:58,805 And I know he loves me. 721 00:34:58,888 --> 00:35:00,181 Well, then-- 722 00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:01,390 I've got to go to him. 723 00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:01,849 He's all I have left. 724 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:03,476 But Andrea-- 725 00:35:03,559 --> 00:35:06,103 oh, now I know what I have to do. 726 00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:06,938 Thanks, Julie! 727 00:35:09,857 --> 00:35:10,817 Anytime. 728 00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:26,415 Rudolph. 729 00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:27,583 (Laughing) No! 730 00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:29,210 It's me, merrill. 731 00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:31,045 Oh. 732 00:35:31,128 --> 00:35:35,216 Oh, I guess I've just been stood up. 733 00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:36,676 Perhaps you're better off, Ellen. 734 00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:42,431 How come I feel so miserable? 735 00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:46,561 He said he was going to meet me here in the bar. 736 00:35:46,644 --> 00:35:52,066 You know, Dutch boden has a strong personality. 737 00:35:52,149 --> 00:35:53,860 You might have mistaken it for something more. 738 00:35:56,070 --> 00:35:57,321 I want to show you something. 739 00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:03,911 He made this for me. 740 00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:08,207 Don't you think that means something? 741 00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:11,377 It's beautiful. 742 00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:12,879 Caring, sensitive hands made that. 743 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:15,673 He is a caring person. 744 00:36:15,756 --> 00:36:17,550 Underneath that oil-stained exterior 745 00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:23,264 is a very warm, sensitive man. 746 00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:26,058 I'm afraid I misjudged Dutch. 747 00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:30,521 Well, it doesn't matter now. 748 00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:32,398 Obviously his caring didn't extend to me. 749 00:36:37,945 --> 00:36:39,947 Let's face it-- she's not going to show. 750 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:40,489 Karen, maybe something's come up. 751 00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:42,450 Right. 752 00:36:42,533 --> 00:36:44,368 Something else more important came up well, 753 00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:46,662 I'm not going to play her little game. 754 00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:48,456 Karen, I'm sorry I'm late. 755 00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:49,457 You're not sorry. 756 00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:49,999 An emergency came up, you see-- 757 00:36:50,082 --> 00:36:50,625 of course it did. 758 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:51,792 It always does. 759 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:53,544 It's true, though. 760 00:36:53,628 --> 00:36:54,462 Your mother was-- 761 00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:55,880 you don't have to apologize for her. 762 00:36:55,963 --> 00:36:58,966 She's had someone doing that, all her life. 763 00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:01,636 You know, for a moment Tony had me convinced you really wanted 764 00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,638 to get together and be friends. 765 00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:04,472 I do, darling, I do. 766 00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:05,431 No, you don't. 767 00:37:05,514 --> 00:37:08,643 You're still into playing movie star. 768 00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:12,521 Like now-- the big entrance, being late, 769 00:37:12,605 --> 00:37:15,149 all the attention focused on you. 770 00:37:15,232 --> 00:37:17,526 That's what's important to you. 771 00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:18,319 Not me. 772 00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:31,624 [Buzzing and pained cries] 773 00:37:31,707 --> 00:37:32,583 Felix: Oh! 774 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:35,670 F lix! 775 00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:39,590 Oh, f lix, what are you doing? 776 00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:41,342 I'm getting my tattoo removed. 777 00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:42,343 Oh, but why? 778 00:37:42,426 --> 00:37:45,596 You said you always dreamed of having one. 779 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,015 Well, I did, but-- but if you hate it, 780 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:52,019 I don't-- whoa, whoa, whoa! 781 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:53,729 That is, if you still want me. 782 00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:57,024 Oh, f lix, don't be ridiculous. 783 00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:58,484 It's a-- a wonderful dragon. 784 00:38:02,989 --> 00:38:04,824 Wait a minute-- your hair. 785 00:38:04,907 --> 00:38:06,867 You're not a blonde anymore! 786 00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:10,538 Well, you didn't like it, so I changed it back. 787 00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:12,915 Ah. 788 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:14,458 Well, Andrea, i-- i-- 789 00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:16,127 I know that, that, that, that you 790 00:38:16,210 --> 00:38:18,212 think I'm a failure because the world didn't end, but-- 791 00:38:18,295 --> 00:38:21,007 oh, no, f lix, I don't. 792 00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:22,717 I believed in you. 793 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,302 And I still do. 794 00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:26,679 Actually, I'm kind of glad that we're 795 00:38:26,762 --> 00:38:31,976 still here, because otherwise I wouldn't have you anymore. 796 00:38:32,059 --> 00:38:33,185 Well, I feel the same way! 797 00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:35,062 [Laugh] But you realize we'll have to start 798 00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:37,940 our lives over from scratch. 799 00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:40,901 What could be more romantic-- 800 00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:43,863 spending an entire new life together, from beginning 801 00:38:43,946 --> 00:38:46,657 to end, with the man I love! 802 00:38:50,327 --> 00:38:51,746 [Laugh] 803 00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:53,914 Well, you know what they say-- 804 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:57,418 life is always better the second time around. 805 00:38:57,501 --> 00:38:58,169 Oh! 806 00:39:01,630 --> 00:39:03,549 W-- w-- watch the dragon. 807 00:39:03,632 --> 00:39:04,925 Oh, [inaudible]. 808 00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:10,681 Julie (on pa system): We hope you enjoyed 809 00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:11,807 your stay in Puerta vallarta. 810 00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:16,103 Our next stop is the port of Los Angeles. 811 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:17,104 [Knocking] 812 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:17,855 Yeah. 813 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:25,071 Twice in one day, stubing? 814 00:39:25,154 --> 00:39:28,115 Got to be a curse on this ship. 815 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,451 I owe you an apology, Dutch. 816 00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:33,079 You're going to owe me two, after you get a look 817 00:39:33,162 --> 00:39:35,373 at that crankshaft casing. 818 00:39:35,456 --> 00:39:37,041 What's the other one for? 819 00:39:37,124 --> 00:39:39,794 For interfering with you and Ellen. 820 00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:40,961 I admit it-- I was out of line. 821 00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:42,797 I didn't think you were right for her. 822 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,298 I ain't. 823 00:39:44,381 --> 00:39:46,300 Not according to Ellen. 824 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:49,804 She has some very strong feelings for you. 825 00:39:49,887 --> 00:39:54,350 But I stuck my nose in and came between you. 826 00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:56,852 Something else would have come between us-- 827 00:39:56,936 --> 00:39:58,479 me. 828 00:39:58,562 --> 00:40:01,440 All you did was remind me that this is where I belong-- 829 00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:02,942 belowdecks. 830 00:40:03,025 --> 00:40:04,652 Is this the way you deal with everything? 831 00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:09,406 Hiding down here in the engine room, like a grizzly bear, 832 00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:11,033 growling at the world? 833 00:40:11,117 --> 00:40:12,868 Stop pushing your luck, stubing. 834 00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:14,453 You don't push enough! 835 00:40:14,537 --> 00:40:18,249 You stay down here in your cocoon, because it's safe. 836 00:40:18,332 --> 00:40:19,917 Because you haven't got the guts to go up there 837 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,461 and deal with the real world. 838 00:40:22,545 --> 00:40:24,547 I was right. 839 00:40:24,630 --> 00:40:27,633 You're not good enough for Ellen. 840 00:40:27,716 --> 00:40:29,009 I know what you're trying to do, stubing, 841 00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:29,969 and it's not going to work. 842 00:40:30,052 --> 00:40:32,429 But thanks anyway. 843 00:40:32,513 --> 00:40:33,931 It's a good thing you and I didn't 844 00:40:34,014 --> 00:40:37,184 tangle before, because I would have beat your brains out. 845 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:39,562 Don't bet on it, Dutch. 846 00:40:39,645 --> 00:40:42,648 I wasn't always a captain. 847 00:40:42,731 --> 00:40:44,525 I can't believe that you were willing to put 848 00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:46,694 up your Dukes with me. 849 00:40:46,777 --> 00:40:48,362 I'd fight for anything I believe in. 850 00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:55,202 Good night, chief. 851 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:56,662 See you, stubing. 852 00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:07,548 Karen? 853 00:41:10,676 --> 00:41:11,385 I don't want to talk. 854 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:11,886 Just go away. 855 00:41:11,969 --> 00:41:13,721 Doc's here. 856 00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:15,222 He wants to explain what happened. 857 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:16,307 (Crossly) What difference does it make? 858 00:41:16,390 --> 00:41:19,226 Karen, your mother wasn't lying. 859 00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:21,896 She needed some eye medication. 860 00:41:21,979 --> 00:41:23,772 With only one good eye, the ocean's glare 861 00:41:23,856 --> 00:41:25,900 was bothering her. 862 00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:28,694 Only one good eye? 863 00:41:28,777 --> 00:41:31,071 Yes, your mother's blind in her left eye. 864 00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:32,990 No, she's not. 865 00:41:33,073 --> 00:41:35,117 Didn't you know? 866 00:41:35,201 --> 00:41:39,079 It's been that way for over five years. 867 00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:40,080 Five years? 868 00:41:44,001 --> 00:41:45,002 Five years? 869 00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:57,264 [Interposing voices] 870 00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:58,807 Here you are. 871 00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:01,602 This is my guaranteed to make you 872 00:42:01,685 --> 00:42:04,021 smile special, Mrs. Kirkeby. 873 00:42:04,104 --> 00:42:06,106 One sip, and the corners of your mouth turn up-- 874 00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:08,442 then fall off. 875 00:42:08,525 --> 00:42:16,200 [Laughter] 876 00:42:16,283 --> 00:42:20,246 I don't believe it. 877 00:42:20,329 --> 00:42:23,791 Oh, my goodness, that's-- 878 00:42:23,874 --> 00:42:24,375 Rudolph? 879 00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:28,545 The others: "Rudolph"? 880 00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:31,465 Yeah. 881 00:42:31,548 --> 00:42:37,263 If I hear any one of you using that name, you're shark bait. 882 00:42:37,346 --> 00:42:40,599 You look lovely, Ellen. 883 00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:41,600 Thank you. 884 00:42:41,684 --> 00:42:43,936 You clean up pretty well, yourself, Dutch. 885 00:42:44,019 --> 00:42:46,105 Dance? 886 00:42:46,188 --> 00:42:49,149 But there's no music! 887 00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:51,318 There is when I look at you. 888 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:52,653 (Sighing) Oh! 889 00:43:16,093 --> 00:43:20,055 [Applause] 890 00:43:31,567 --> 00:43:36,488 [Music] 891 00:43:48,625 --> 00:43:49,293 Hi. 892 00:43:51,879 --> 00:43:55,049 Look, I, uh, I wanted to apologize 893 00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:56,383 for the way I acted, before. 894 00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:58,761 You had every right to be upset. 895 00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:09,063 Dr. Bricker, he, um, he said the sun's been bothering you. 896 00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:09,730 Yes, a little. 897 00:44:09,813 --> 00:44:13,484 I'm very sensitive to it. 898 00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:17,071 You know, when I was a child, i-- 899 00:44:17,154 --> 00:44:21,158 I always marveled at how your eyes sparkled in the movies. 900 00:44:21,241 --> 00:44:23,035 You used to tease me-- 901 00:44:23,118 --> 00:44:25,245 said it was from staring into the lights. 902 00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:26,372 (Laughing) Yes, I remember. 903 00:44:29,416 --> 00:44:33,337 When I had my accident, and I was alone all those hours, 904 00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:36,924 I needed something to hold onto. 905 00:44:37,007 --> 00:44:40,511 So I used to focus on those sparkling eyes of yours. 906 00:44:40,594 --> 00:44:43,597 They gave me hope and courage. 907 00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:47,935 Now I find out that one of them is blind. 908 00:44:48,018 --> 00:44:51,438 Uh-- Karen, i-- 909 00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:53,399 mother? 910 00:44:53,482 --> 00:44:55,484 You were the donor, weren't you? 911 00:44:55,567 --> 00:45:01,615 [Exhale] Yes. 912 00:45:01,698 --> 00:45:06,203 Mother, you gave up your career for me. 913 00:45:06,286 --> 00:45:07,454 Why didn't you ever tell me? 914 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:08,539 Oh, I couldn't! 915 00:45:08,622 --> 00:45:11,834 I didn't want to buy your love with gratitude! 916 00:45:11,917 --> 00:45:13,460 I had failed you so often. 917 00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:15,045 I mean, i-- 918 00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:15,921 I didn't deserve your love that way. 919 00:45:16,004 --> 00:45:18,632 Oh, mother, you always had my love. 920 00:45:18,715 --> 00:45:21,802 I needed to know I had yours, and now I do! 921 00:45:21,885 --> 00:45:24,847 Oh, mother, can you ever forgive me for doubting you? 922 00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:26,181 Oh, my darling! 923 00:45:26,265 --> 00:45:26,849 My darling! 924 00:45:26,932 --> 00:45:29,101 We'll forgive each other! 925 00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:46,160 Good-bye, doc, and thanks for everything. 926 00:45:46,243 --> 00:45:47,161 Ah. 927 00:45:47,244 --> 00:45:47,870 Well, it looks like you've turned 928 00:45:47,953 --> 00:45:49,538 into a happy little family. 929 00:45:49,621 --> 00:45:50,706 Oh, we certainly have. 930 00:45:50,789 --> 00:45:51,915 That's for sure. 931 00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:53,375 I do have a favor to ask, though. 932 00:45:53,459 --> 00:45:54,168 Could I have-- 933 00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:55,127 an autograph. 934 00:45:55,210 --> 00:45:56,253 How'd you guess? 935 00:45:56,336 --> 00:45:57,671 Oh, a miracle. 936 00:45:57,754 --> 00:45:58,589 [Laughter] 937 00:45:58,672 --> 00:46:00,340 Years of experience, doctor. 938 00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:01,049 But I beat you to it. 939 00:46:01,133 --> 00:46:02,926 Here. 940 00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:06,054 Oh, thank you! 941 00:46:06,138 --> 00:46:08,056 Oh, it's a family shot. 942 00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:09,516 Yes. 943 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:13,187 It's a small picture, but it's the best part I ever had. 944 00:46:13,270 --> 00:46:14,730 Thanks for sailing with us. 945 00:46:14,813 --> 00:46:16,023 Doctor, it was wonderful. 946 00:46:16,106 --> 00:46:17,149 Thank you. 947 00:46:17,232 --> 00:46:18,025 Thank you, bye-bye. 948 00:46:18,108 --> 00:46:21,028 Thanks-- bye. 949 00:46:21,111 --> 00:46:23,363 Looks like everything worked out fine. 950 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:24,948 Oh, yes. 951 00:46:25,032 --> 00:46:27,201 And, Julie, thank you so much for helping 952 00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:28,452 me work out my problem. 953 00:46:28,535 --> 00:46:30,037 Oh, it was nothing! 954 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,079 Really. 955 00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:32,873 What are you guys going to do now? 956 00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:35,292 Well, we realize that it may seem like we have nothing left, 957 00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:36,627 but we still have each other. 958 00:46:36,710 --> 00:46:39,588 And right now that's all we need. 959 00:46:39,671 --> 00:46:42,132 Are you sure you have everything? 960 00:46:42,216 --> 00:46:44,885 Uh, yes, I do. 961 00:46:44,968 --> 00:46:46,303 Even these. 962 00:46:46,386 --> 00:46:48,722 Our job-resignation letters? 963 00:46:48,805 --> 00:46:49,723 I never mailed them. 964 00:46:49,806 --> 00:46:51,600 I figured, if the world was going to end, 965 00:46:51,683 --> 00:46:55,479 the post office would probably be closed. 966 00:46:55,562 --> 00:46:56,730 Things are getting better already. 967 00:46:56,813 --> 00:46:58,774 [Laugh] - So long. 968 00:46:58,857 --> 00:46:59,608 Bye. 969 00:46:59,691 --> 00:47:00,400 Bye. 970 00:47:02,986 --> 00:47:06,406 Merrill, my dear, dear friend. 971 00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:07,741 When I invited you on this cruise, 972 00:47:07,824 --> 00:47:09,201 I never thought it would turn out this way. 973 00:47:09,284 --> 00:47:10,327 [Laugh] 974 00:47:10,410 --> 00:47:11,828 Well, I'm very happy for you, Ellen. 975 00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:13,121 I know you are. 976 00:47:13,205 --> 00:47:15,749 Well, don't forget it was my tours below deck that did it. 977 00:47:15,832 --> 00:47:17,084 And because of you we know that Dutch is a Rudolph. 978 00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:21,088 [Laugh] 979 00:47:21,171 --> 00:47:22,756 See you later, hon? 980 00:47:22,839 --> 00:47:24,424 I hope so. 981 00:47:24,508 --> 00:47:25,592 Some kind of broad, ain't she? 982 00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:26,552 [Laugh] 983 00:47:26,635 --> 00:47:28,136 Don't touch me, Dutch, please. 984 00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:30,639 But I will. 985 00:47:30,722 --> 00:47:34,268 I've got a big kiss for the best friend anybody could ever have. 986 00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:34,685 Ah. 987 00:47:34,768 --> 00:47:36,228 Both: Mwah! 988 00:47:36,311 --> 00:47:37,145 [Laugh] 989 00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:39,106 Oh! 990 00:47:39,189 --> 00:47:42,276 I forgot-- I said to Rudolph below deck! 991 00:47:42,359 --> 00:47:46,029 [Laugh] 992 00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:56,999 [Theme music] 67187

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