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♪♪
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♪ Love ♪
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♪ exciting and new ♪
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♪ come aboard ♪
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♪ we're expecting you ♪
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♪ and love ♪
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♪ life's sweetest reward ♪
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♪ let it flow ♪
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♪ it floats back to you ♪
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♪ the love boat ♪
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♪ soon will be making
another run ♪
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♪ the love boat ♪
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♪ promises something
for everyone ♪
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♪ set a course for adventure ♪
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♪ your mind on a new romance ♪
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♪ and love ♪
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♪ won't hurt anymore ♪
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♪ it's an open smile ♪
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♪ on a friendly shore ♪
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♪ it's love ♪
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♪ welcome aboard,
it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Captain, this is great.
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We should do this
more often.
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Right.
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Yeah, Chinese food
is my favorite.
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Uh, Vicki, no, no, no.
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Here.
No, put that down.
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Listen.
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You hold your chopsticks
in your right hand like this,
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okay?
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You pick up a morsel
of food like that.
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You see?
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You just take -- oops.
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And then, you send your pants
to the cleaners like this.
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[ Laughter ]
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Here are
the fortune cookies.
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Help yourselves.
Oh.
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Good. Thank you.
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Hey, listen to this --
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you're about to embark
upon an exotic journey
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to the far east.
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I wish.
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Shanghai means
"above the sea."
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The great wall of China
is over 3,000 miles long.
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You know that
I read in the paper --
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they just found another
hundred miles of that wall
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that had been
buried for centuries.
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Nothing like a little education
with your lunch.
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I, uh, have to be honest.
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I had those fortune cookies
made to order
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because...
We are going to China.
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-You're kidding.
-Wait, now. What?
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-Are you serious?
-Now, we sail from Hong Kong
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on the Pearl of scandinavia
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into the
people's republic of China,
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stopping at Shanghai
and Peking.
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Well, how did you manage
to swing that one?
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Well, the captain of the Pearl
used to be with our line.
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And I suggested this exchange
program for one cruise,
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and both the lines
seemed to like it.
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Oh, gopher, now, you're really
gonna have to show me
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how to use
these chopsticks.
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Yeah,
I better learn, myself.
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[ Laughter,
indistinct conversations ]
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♪♪
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Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to transasian airlines.
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Our total flying time
to Hong Kong
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will be 15 hours, 55 minutes.
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We hope you
have a comfortable flight.
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♪♪
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Fasten your seat belts,
ladies and gentlemen.
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We're starting our descent into
Hong Kong's Kai tak airport.
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Doc:
Oh, that's quite a sight.
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Gopher: Isn't it beautiful?
That's Victoria harbor.
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Gopher:
How do you like that, Vicki?
They named a harbor after you.
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Vicki: One side of the harbor
is Hong Kong island,
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and the other side
is the peninsula of kowloon.
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♪♪
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Here we are.
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Peninsula hotel is one
of the most famous hotels
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in the world.
-Excuse me.
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Would you mind taking a picture
of all of us together?
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Thank you.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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♪♪
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-Can I help you, sir?
-Yes.
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Been quite some time
since I've seen mount kiso rum.
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Do you think you make me
a shark's tooth?
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I can make it
if you can tell me what it is.
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What it is, my friend,
is four jiggers of mount kiso,
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a touch of
white creme De menthe...
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And a squeeze of lime.
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And a squeeze of lime.
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-You've been to great exuma?
-Yes, indeed.
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The white whale bar?
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Eddie makes a great drink.
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Burt gardner.
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Carole Stanton.
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Would you join me
in a glass?
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Uh...
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Eddie would be
very disappointed
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if two of his customers
didn't take the opportunity
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to be better acquainted.
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Well, we wouldn't want
to disappoint Eddie.
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Two.
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Mm.
You anticipated me.
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To a lovely
world traveler.
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To a gallant
world traveler.
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You are lovely,
you know.
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I hope we'll meet again.
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So do I.
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But I'm afraid
it won't be for a while.
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I'm off to China on
the Pearl of scandinavia today.
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Oh.
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Well, we will meet again.
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I'm going to be on
that same ship.
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Wonderful.
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To our next meeting.
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Now, you put yours on mine
straight up.
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Now, we are one,
together forever.
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♪♪
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Vicki: There's the
Pearl of scandinavia.
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Oh, it looks like
a great ship, dad.
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Merrill:
Yes, I've checked her out
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from stem to stern --
she's a beauty.
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Oh, I just can't believe
we're in Hong Kong.
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If we're not,
I blew $2 on this tour book.
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You know, the passengers
will be coming aboard
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in a couple of hours.
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Well, there's one thing
that I just don't understand.
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Is Hong Kong part of China?
-No, Vicki.
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It's a British crown colony --
till 1997.
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All I know is when
that horn blows,
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we're off
for Shanghai and Peking.
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Or as the Chinese call it --
Beijing.
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Well, whatever they call it,
I'm glad we're going there.
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[ Speaking Chinese ]
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Attention, all passengers --
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the Pearl of scandinavia
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will be sailing for Shanghai
at 8:00 P.M.
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Well, thanks, Don.
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I really appreciate you
and the guys seein' me off.
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Oh, it's my pleasure.
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It's not often
we Hong Kong newspapermen
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get to hobnob with a famous
columnist from the states.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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They've been reading your advice
to the lovelorn for a year.
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And they got a big kick
out of discovering
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that you're "dear Roberta."
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Come on.
Anybody finds out who I am,
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I'll never get
a moment's peace.
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Relax.
And have a great time.
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-Yeah, deliver, please.
-Oh, yeah. Sure.
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Why not?
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"Dear Roberta"?
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Far out.
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♪♪
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Barbara fields.
It's strange.
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But your name
isn't here.
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But that's impossible.
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I...
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[ Sighs ]
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It's probably
under my married name --
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Kingman.
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Oh, newlywed?
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No, newly divorced.
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Oh.
Oh, yes, of course.
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It's right here,
Ms. Kingman.
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You're on the main deck,
cabin 94.
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I'm sure you'll meet
some nice people.
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I should've said,
"very newly divorced."
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I'm not sure
I want to jump back
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into the mainstream
just yet.
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Thanks.
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Absolutely nothing available,
sir.
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Not one cabin?
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Why, surely,
you must have one.
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You see,
I must get on this ship.
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Sir, I'm sorry.
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This cruise was booked
months in advance.
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I wish I could help you.
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I don't suppose
you'd accept a bribe?
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[ Chuckles ]
I didn't think so.
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♪♪
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-Hello, world traveler.
-Hello.
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Checked in already?
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Yes, yes. I'm all set.
How 'bout you?
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-Mm, just about.
-Excellent.
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I boarded early
so I'd be here to greet you.
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You still got your bag.
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-Well, I didn't want to miss
you.
-How nice.
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[ Speaking Chinese ]
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I'm sorry. Let me --
let me try that again.
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[ Speaking Chinese ]
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[ Chuckles ]
Excuse me.
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It looks like you're having
a little communication problem.
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A little? Unfortunately,
these dictionaries
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can't tell you how to say,
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"your cabins
are through those doors
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and to the left."
-Ah.
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[ Speaking Chinese ]
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Uh, could I interest you
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in becoming my personal
interpreter?
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Well,
it couldn't be very personal
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if I don't know your name.
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Oh, Adam bricker.
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-Leslie webb.
-Hi.
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Well, where did you learn
to speak Chinese like that?
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I've been living in Hong Kong
since I was 19.
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Yes, I like to travel
to the people's republic
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as often as I can.
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Sounds like you
lead a pretty exciting life.
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It's getting more exciting
by the minute.
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Yeah, I'm sorry,
but I'm not up
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on my shipboard
insignias.
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Are you the captain?
-Unh-unh.
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-The purser?
-No. I'm the doctor.
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Well, fortunately, I always
carry a supply of apples.
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-Apples?
-An apple a day
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keeps the doctor away.
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Welcome aboard.
I'm your purser,
Greg munford today.
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Hey, Greg.
Hey, welcome aboard, guy.
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But, uh, you couldn't possibly
be traveling alone.
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Absolutely solo.
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See, I got
this little problem, gopher.
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I'm madly in love
with two girls.
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Oh, finally narrowed it down
to two, huh?
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-What a guy.
-Two of the best.
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I'm tellin' you.
Joanne is perfect for me.
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She's classy
and sophisticated.
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Then, there's Laurie.
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She's wholesome
and down to earth.
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She's perfect for me too.
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Well, at least you
know what you want --
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everything.
[ Laughs ]
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But, um,
do they know about each other?
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Are you kidding?
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Why, that's why I have
to get away by myself.
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I've got to decide
which one I want to marry.
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Joanne: Greg.
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Joanne.
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Oh.
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Hey.
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-Good to see you.
-Yeah.
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I just couldn't stand the
thought of being without you.
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Of course, mother thought
it was foolish of me
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to come all this way.
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-What do mothers know?
-Yeah, right.
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Gopher, this is,
uh, joanne Morgan.
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Uh, this is gopher.
He's an old friend of mine.
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And she's a new friend
of mine, a very close one.
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Greg, listen.
I just --
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i -- I just have to get
out of these old rags
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and into
something pretty.
258
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,769
I'll meet you
on the deck later. Okay?
259
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:37,066
So much for the solo cruise,
guy.
260
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,860
But, hey, if joanne followed you
all the way to China,
261
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:42,363
she must really,
really love you.
262
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:43,948
Well, maybe you're right,
gopher.
263
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,909
Maybe she does love me
more than Laurie does.
264
00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,577
I think maybe
my problem's solved.
265
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,913
[ Chuckles ]
266
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,254
-Hello. May I help you?
-Yes, I'm Laurie Blake.
267
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,422
Has Greg munford
boarded yet?
268
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,466
Let me see.
269
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,093
No, not according
to my list.
270
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,052
Oh, good.
I want to surprise him.
271
00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:06,929
He doesn't know
I'm gonna be on this cruise.
272
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:07,930
Oh.
273
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,765
You're all set,
Mr. Haskins.
274
00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:11,809
You're on the Asia deck,
cabin 84.
275
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,435
I hope you have
a terrific trip.
276
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,438
I could use it,
my first vacation in 3 years.
277
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,232
Well, you certainly
picked a good time.
278
00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:21,318
-Enjoy your cruise to China.
-Thank you.
279
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,279
I'd like to leave this
at the purser's desk.
280
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,114
I'll pick it up
and take it to my cabin later.
281
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:28,576
I don't believe it.
282
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,286
Will you look who's here.
283
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,830
[ Air horn blows ]
284
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:36,000
[ Indistinct shouting ]
285
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:51,932
We've just lifted anchor
and are sailing from Hong Kong.
286
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,267
Our first port of call
287
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:55,811
will be the fascinating city
of Shanghai.
288
00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:58,981
♪♪
289
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,782
Champagne
for dear Roberta.
290
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:10,492
Shh.
291
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,827
No one's supposed to know.
292
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:13,579
Oh, well,
I won't tell a soul.
293
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:14,371
But it says right here,
294
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,999
"dear Roberta
sky deck cabin 12."
295
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,792
I'm supposed
to deliver this to her.
296
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,502
Her?
297
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,172
Uh, she's in the shower.
298
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:26,008
Hey, you must be her husband,
right?
299
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,177
Uh, no.
300
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,177
Oh.
301
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,637
Well, I'd still love
to meet her.
302
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,013
Uh, not right now,
of course.
303
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,514
But if she's got
a few minutes,
304
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,184
i got something kinda personal
I'd like to tell her.
305
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,770
Well, perhaps, uh, later,
we can work something out.
306
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,188
I'm about
to take a shower.
307
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:40,314
But I thought
you said she was --
308
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,193
oh. [ Chuckles ]
309
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:45,194
Right.
310
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:45,194
Right.
311
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,071
Sorry.
312
00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:01,085
♪♪
313
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,676
I am so glad you decided
to come on this cruise.
314
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,344
Oh, me too.
315
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:12,763
What's more romantic
than a slow boat to China?
316
00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:14,390
[ Chuckles ]
317
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,724
Let's toast.
318
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:16,600
To us.
319
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,979
-Just the two of us.
-Yeah.
320
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,566
Oh, sweetheart.
321
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,236
Uh, boy,
that sun is bright.
322
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,696
You know,
it got right in my eyes.
323
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:31,115
I don't think we better
stay out here very long.
324
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:34,618
Say, uh, what time is
your beauty parlor appointment?
325
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,454
Well, I don't have
a beauty parlor appointment.
326
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,039
Well,
I guess you're right.
327
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:42,626
I'm sure the sea air
makes everybody's hair frizzy.
328
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,379
-Frizzy?
-Yeah, frizzy.
329
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:47,923
Well, maybe I'd better see
if I can make an appointment.
330
00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:49,425
[ Laughs ]
331
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:50,968
Yeah.
332
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,763
Gopher.
333
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:55,764
Yo, Greg.
334
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,433
I just saw Laurie.
335
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,143
-Laurie who?
-Laurie, I mean, the --
336
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:00,686
the other girl
I'm in love with.
337
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,896
What am I gonna do?
338
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,106
Well, Greg,
you're gonna do
339
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:07,109
what any guy in your position
would do --
340
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:10,279
sneak around a lot
and lie like crazy, man.
341
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,780
Laurie: Greg?
342
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,615
On second thought,
just lie.
343
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,117
Laurie, honey.
344
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,910
-[ Laughs ] Surprise.
-Yes.
345
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:20,122
I took this cruise just so I
could have you all to myself.
346
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,249
What a nice thing
to do.
347
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:25,127
♪♪
348
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,645
You wanted to see me,
merrill?
349
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,063
Oh, yes, Adam.
350
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,821
We have
a sick woman aboard.
351
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,490
I just received a wire
from her doctor.
352
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,158
He wants us to keep an eye
on her.
353
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,659
Serious?
354
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,119
Heart problem.
355
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,996
[ Sighs ]
I feel wonderful.
356
00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:02,664
So do I.
357
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:05,250
Have you been to Shanghai
or Beijing before?
358
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,335
Oh, yes, yes,
359
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,379
but, uh, not with you.
360
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,216
You haven't been
anywhere with me.
361
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:13,884
We'll remedy that,
won't we?
362
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:17,054
♪♪
363
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,785
Studyin' up?
364
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:41,703
[ Sighs ]
365
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,873
Well, I'm afraid
I won't be able to see it all.
366
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,542
Yeah,
I know what you mean.
367
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:50,712
My friends from Hong Kong,
they gave me a list a mile long.
368
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,882
By the way,
my name is Robert Richards.
369
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,552
Barbara fields.
370
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:57,803
Mind if I join you?
371
00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:01,932
Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you here with someone?
372
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:04,268
[ Sighs ]
Well, actually, I'm not.
373
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:07,187
I...just would like
to be alone.
374
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,857
Oh. Well, it was nice
meeting you.
375
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,985
♪♪
376
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,967
Hi, Leslie.
377
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,427
Oh, hello, doctor.
378
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,929
I just came by to give you
the Dr. Bricker award
379
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,265
for hastiest departure
after meeting me.
380
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:44,933
Was it something
I said?
381
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:49,479
It wasn't anything
against you personally.
382
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,356
Ah.
383
00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:55,402
Well, it's just
the medical profession
384
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:57,738
is not what I hold
in the highest esteem.
385
00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:00,449
I think we're
in a pretty noble profession.
386
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,242
I'm sure you do.
387
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:05,954
You know, in China, there's
a story about a praying mantis
388
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,707
who raised his arm
to stop an approaching carriage.
389
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,667
Well, naturally,
this was far beyond his powers.
390
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:13,962
But he had an inflated opinion
of himself.
391
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,173
Western doctors remind me
of that praying mantis.
392
00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:17,633
Well, that's hardly fair.
393
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:20,802
Western doctors have performed
some medical miracles.
394
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,722
Well, let me tell you
about one of your miracles.
395
00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:27,768
My mother went into the hospital
for a minor routine operation.
396
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:30,604
I never saw her alive
again.
397
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:31,813
I'm sorry.
398
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,315
That's funny.
399
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:36,652
That's what
my mother's doctor said.
400
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:40,113
Leslie, I can understand
how you feel.
401
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,324
But I can't discuss the case
with you
402
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:43,825
because I don't know
the facts.
403
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:47,829
The only fact I do know
is that when we met,
404
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:50,874
there was a chemistry
between us.
405
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:54,336
I don't deny that.
406
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,171
But I still have
these feelings.
407
00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:59,466
Well,
I still have my feelings too,
408
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:03,136
the same feelings I had
when I met you.
409
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,805
Excuse me.
410
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:07,933
♪♪
411
00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:16,316
Have you ever been
to the great wall of China?
412
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,528
-No.
-It is spectacular,
413
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:22,364
just a -- a timeless memorial
to the ingenuity of man.
414
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:23,991
I can't wait
to take you there.
415
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,660
I'll hold you to that.
416
00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:28,453
There's another place
I want to take you.
417
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:29,997
There's a little place
in Bavaria
418
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,748
that is so perfect it --
419
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,876
one day at a time, okay?
420
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,838
-My cabin.
-Ah, all right.
421
00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:39,381
I will, uh...
I will see you
422
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,049
at the captain's
welcome aboard party,
423
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,384
won't I?
424
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:45,345
If not,
I'll meet you in Bavaria.
425
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,566
Charlie: Hello, Burt.
426
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,695
Well, what do you know.
427
00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:05,407
-First cruise?
-No.
428
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,200
Looks like my last.
429
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:19,755
♪♪
430
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:22,049
Haskins, you are nothing
if not tenacious.
431
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:26,094
And you are a cool one, gardner,
one of a kind.
432
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:29,598
Istanbul, Bali, Singapore.
433
00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:33,310
I have been
trackin' you for three years.
434
00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:34,936
You should've
had me in Istanbul.
435
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,105
I wasn't more than 30 feet
away from you in that market.
436
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,900
Were you? [ Laughs ]
437
00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:41,651
And then,
you dropped out of sight.
438
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:43,820
Nobody knew nothin'.
439
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:46,448
And I got a wire
from my office,
440
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:49,743
tellin' me I'm wasting
the taxpayers' money.
441
00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:52,120
"Come home," it said.
442
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,663
Just like that.
443
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:55,415
"Come home."
444
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:56,958
You are free.
445
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,627
You escaped.
446
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:01,129
No, never should've been in jail
in the first place.
447
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,839
Well, look,
448
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,966
a college professor's
no different from anybody else.
449
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,010
You kill a man, you got...
-I killed an animal,
450
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,971
man who was pushing drugs
to kids --
451
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,306
my kids, my students.
452
00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:12,682
-Do you want a medal?
-Yeah.
453
00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,434
I think
I should've had one.
454
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:16,019
Besides,
you know it was an accident.
455
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,354
-You know that.
-Oh, look.
456
00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:19,940
I -- I ain't no judge
and no jury.
457
00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:22,651
I'm just a man
doin' a job.
458
00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:25,862
I'm not sayin'
he wasn't the dregs of humanity.
459
00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:27,072
But the law's the law.
460
00:23:27,155 --> 00:23:29,825
You can't take it
in your own hands.
461
00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:31,368
Well,
I may be going to jail.
462
00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:33,328
But at least now,
I've got a cabin.
463
00:23:33,411 --> 00:23:34,329
I tell you --
I wasn't lookin' forward
464
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,832
to another sleepless night
out there on deck.
465
00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:41,336
Look.
466
00:23:41,419 --> 00:23:44,005
Are these necessary?
467
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,174
Come on, haskins.
468
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,510
I've met someone.
469
00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:50,846
Now, we're at sea.
Now, where am I going to go?
470
00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:53,974
♪♪
471
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:03,150
Good evening, passengers.
472
00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:04,651
You're all cordially invited
473
00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:06,403
to the captain's
welcome aboard party
474
00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:07,571
in the Pearl room.
475
00:24:07,654 --> 00:24:09,573
[ Indistinct conversations ]
476
00:24:09,656 --> 00:24:12,492
♪♪
477
00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:18,540
Excuse me.
478
00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:20,709
Barbara, I'd like
to present Robert Richards.
479
00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,919
Robert Richards,
Barbara fields.
480
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:25,797
And if you'd like, there's
dancing later on next door.
481
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,340
Excuse me.
482
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:30,594
Uh, sorry.
483
00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:33,013
Uh, Julie doesn't know
I struck out with you.
484
00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:35,390
I wouldn't say,
"struck out."
485
00:24:35,473 --> 00:24:36,933
Actually,
Julie's being very sweet.
486
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:39,603
I -- I think she's trying
to fix me up.
487
00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:41,229
Well, uh,
if I'm imposing, uh...
488
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,899
Oh, no.
Please stay.
489
00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:46,902
I should've told you
I got a divorce a while ago.
490
00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:50,572
And I'm afraid I've been
a bit of a hermit since.
491
00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:53,074
Well, everyone goes
through a transitional period.
492
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:54,784
-Are you divorced too?
-Oh, no.
493
00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:56,411
I've never been married.
494
00:24:56,494 --> 00:24:58,747
But withdrawal is natural
after a breakup.
495
00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:01,416
Yeah. It's been awkward.
496
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,419
Just take it
a step at a time.
497
00:25:04,502 --> 00:25:05,921
That's dear Roberta,
right?
498
00:25:06,004 --> 00:25:07,756
You promised
you'd introduce me.
499
00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:09,466
-Uh, champagne?
-Yes.
500
00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:12,052
Thanks.
501
00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:14,429
Later.
502
00:25:14,512 --> 00:25:16,223
Here we go.
503
00:25:17,515 --> 00:25:18,850
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
504
00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:25,774
Um, gopher,
have you seen Greg?
505
00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:28,068
Uh, no. But he's gonna
be here. I'm sure.
506
00:25:28,151 --> 00:25:29,653
Where else would he be?
507
00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:31,488
Thank you.
508
00:25:37,577 --> 00:25:40,121
Are you sure you don't want to
go to the captain's party?
509
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:41,456
Are you kidding?
510
00:25:41,539 --> 00:25:43,041
Well, we'd just have
to get all dressed up
511
00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:45,126
and be with
all those people.
512
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:50,298
I'd much rather stay here
and be alone with you.
513
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,425
Always the romantic.
514
00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:55,804
Well, it's easy...
With you for an inspiration.
515
00:26:01,851 --> 00:26:04,104
I forgot something.
516
00:26:04,187 --> 00:26:05,438
Greg.
517
00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:08,733
Be right back.
518
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:11,611
♪♪
519
00:26:37,804 --> 00:26:39,764
Sorry.
It got stuck in between floors.
520
00:26:50,650 --> 00:26:55,655
[ Indistinct conversations ]
521
00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:57,490
Greg.
522
00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:05,415
Hi. You're late.
523
00:27:05,498 --> 00:27:07,542
Why, and you're beautiful.
524
00:27:07,625 --> 00:27:10,086
Oh, then again, my watch
could be a little fast.
525
00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:12,630
Oh, come on, come on.
They have a marvelous buffet.
526
00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:14,215
You must be starving,
huh?
527
00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:16,259
Oh, yes, I am.
528
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:17,886
I can't remember
when I ate last.
529
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:19,095
[ Chuckles ]
530
00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:26,686
I don't know
where you get the energy.
531
00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:28,897
Dancing is good for you.
532
00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:31,524
The only thing
better for you is champagne.
533
00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:33,360
Ahh.
534
00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:35,904
Tell you, you're driving me
right into the ground.
535
00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:37,405
You only live once.
536
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:40,533
I -- I did live once
before we started dancing.
537
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:45,372
There she is, Adam.
538
00:27:47,999 --> 00:27:49,793
Together.
539
00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:53,463
Forever.
540
00:28:00,136 --> 00:28:01,763
Come on, dad.
Let's dance again.
541
00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:02,931
Again? [ Laughs ]
542
00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:05,100
Okay, honey.
I'd love to.
543
00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:07,727
Excuse us, Adam.
-Sure.
544
00:28:13,691 --> 00:28:15,735
-Hello, Adam.
-Leslie.
545
00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:17,779
Oh, I'm so glad
you could make the party.
546
00:28:17,862 --> 00:28:20,281
Me too. Thank you
for the personal invitation...
547
00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:23,743
-You're most welcome.
-...And, uh...
548
00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:24,744
The gift.
549
00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:27,163
[ Both laugh ]
550
00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:31,292
I decided to take your advice
and listen to my heart.
551
00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:33,086
Here I am.
552
00:28:38,716 --> 00:28:42,137
Well, honey,
finish your food.
553
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:44,931
What I have planned
later tonight for you...
554
00:28:45,014 --> 00:28:47,267
You're gonna need all the energy
you can get.
555
00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:48,768
[ Both chuckle ]
556
00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:50,979
Sounds like
my kind of evening.
557
00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:52,981
Where are you going?
558
00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:54,524
To get my vitamins.
559
00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:11,791
Carole, I'd like you to meet
a very dear friend of mine.
560
00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,001
This is Charlie haskins.
561
00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:14,043
Carole Stanton.
562
00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:15,670
-Nice to meet you, ma'am.
-Hello.
563
00:29:15,753 --> 00:29:18,965
Oh, I didn't know
you had a friend aboard.
564
00:29:19,048 --> 00:29:20,967
Mm-hmm.
Practically inseparable.
565
00:29:21,050 --> 00:29:21,968
Oh, yes.
566
00:29:22,051 --> 00:29:24,345
Charlie had a little mix-up
with his cabin.
567
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:25,597
So he's staying with me.
568
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:31,227
♪♪
569
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,914
Where were you?
570
00:29:50,997 --> 00:29:54,042
Looking all over the ship
for this.
571
00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:59,005
See, I figure one long-stemmed
beauty deserves another one.
572
00:29:59,088 --> 00:30:00,882
You always do
the sweetest things.
573
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,551
Here.
574
00:30:05,178 --> 00:30:09,766
For the only woman
in my life.
575
00:30:09,849 --> 00:30:12,936
Your food got cold,
but I saved you dessert.
576
00:30:13,019 --> 00:30:15,855
♪♪
577
00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:22,904
Can I interest you in
a glass of champagne?
578
00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:24,072
No, thank you, ma'am.
579
00:30:24,155 --> 00:30:25,740
Charlie doesn't drink.
580
00:30:25,823 --> 00:30:27,450
I'm glad.
581
00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:30,161
Then, he'll be
our steadying influence.
582
00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:38,628
Oh, I think I need
a little air.
583
00:30:38,711 --> 00:30:40,588
Are you all right?
You look pale.
584
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,131
Too much champagne.
585
00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:43,299
I'm just going out there
for a...
586
00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:44,425
Oh, here,
let me go with you?
587
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:46,636
I...
-No, no, no. Wait for me.
588
00:30:46,719 --> 00:30:48,471
Don't look so worried.
I'm fine.
589
00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:51,641
♪♪
590
00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:00,316
Adam.
591
00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:00,316
Huh?
592
00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:07,240
Excuse me a moment.
593
00:31:07,323 --> 00:31:10,368
♪♪
594
00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:26,634
Are you all right?
595
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:29,846
Ms. Stanton?
596
00:31:29,929 --> 00:31:32,807
I'm captain stubing.
This is Dr. Bricker.
597
00:31:32,890 --> 00:31:34,309
Hello, doctor.
598
00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:35,143
Your doctor wired
599
00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:37,353
and asked us
to keep an eye on you.
600
00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:39,314
Looks like you've been
overdoing it a little.
601
00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:43,985
Doctor, I've got
just a little bit more to go
602
00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:46,487
and a little bit more
to do.
603
00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:49,866
And I found somebody
I want to go and do it with.
604
00:31:49,949 --> 00:31:52,827
I appreciate your concern,
both of you.
605
00:31:52,910 --> 00:31:55,622
But this could be
a last chance for me.
606
00:31:55,705 --> 00:31:57,332
And I'm taking it.
607
00:31:57,415 --> 00:31:59,834
Look, I know
we can't order you --
608
00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:02,670
I know.
Take it easy.
609
00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:05,340
I will. I promise.
610
00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:08,384
♪♪
611
00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:20,521
♪♪
612
00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,857
This is going
to be a wonderful trip.
613
00:32:22,940 --> 00:32:25,026
Mm.
Looks like you're beginning
614
00:32:25,109 --> 00:32:27,528
to come out of your shell
a little bit.
615
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:28,571
A little.
616
00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:30,365
We'll just have
to do a little more about that.
617
00:32:30,448 --> 00:32:32,825
I've got some great plans for us
when we get to Shanghai.
618
00:32:32,909 --> 00:32:35,161
I've checked off some sights
for us to see
619
00:32:35,244 --> 00:32:37,330
and then a little shopping
on nanjing road,
620
00:32:37,413 --> 00:32:39,916
-an intimate dinner --
-oh, wait a minute.
621
00:32:39,999 --> 00:32:42,210
And then followed
by a romantic stroll.
622
00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:44,379
That's a little more
than I'm ready for.
623
00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:46,547
I thought we're gonna
take this one step at a time.
624
00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:48,591
Well, I figured I'd cover
steps 1 through 10
625
00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:51,719
in one fell swoop.
626
00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:53,179
Uh, if you were
to ask my advice --
627
00:32:53,262 --> 00:32:54,389
I didn't.
628
00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:56,391
Too much outside advice
ruined my marriage.
629
00:32:56,474 --> 00:32:59,060
And I don't want any more of it
to ruin my life.
630
00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:02,230
Sorry if I jumped the gun.
631
00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:03,815
Does this mean
no Shanghai together?
632
00:33:03,898 --> 00:33:05,400
No.
633
00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:09,028
It just means back to
one step at a time.
634
00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:11,114
Little teeny ones?
635
00:33:11,197 --> 00:33:12,990
Little teeny ones.
636
00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:18,079
Step two.
637
00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:18,079
[ Laughs ]
638
00:33:19,789 --> 00:33:22,250
Attention, all passengers --
this is the last call
639
00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:25,169
for our delicious
breakfast buffet.
640
00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:26,212
Gopher,
I got to talk to you.
641
00:33:26,295 --> 00:33:27,588
Yo, Greg.
642
00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:29,424
How's the world's
greatest lover, guy?
643
00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:31,134
That's what I have
to talk to you about.
644
00:33:31,217 --> 00:33:33,261
Listen, now. I worked up
a little schedule for Shanghai.
645
00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:34,804
-What schedule?
-A schedule.
646
00:33:34,887 --> 00:33:37,265
See, I figure while I take
Laurie to the people's park,
647
00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:40,226
you could take joanne
to renmin square.
648
00:33:40,309 --> 00:33:42,979
-Now, I can take joanne --
-uh, no.
649
00:33:43,062 --> 00:33:45,273
I'm the purser,
not a tour guide.
650
00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:46,441
Gopher, gopher.
You don't understand.
651
00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:48,943
You're watching your friend
die before your very eyes.
652
00:33:49,026 --> 00:33:51,112
Look,
you got to help me out.
653
00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:56,159
Okay.
654
00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:56,159
Attaboy.
655
00:33:56,242 --> 00:33:57,618
Okay, listen.
I won't forget about this.
656
00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,203
Okay.
657
00:34:00,496 --> 00:34:01,706
I got a feeling
I won't either.
658
00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:06,794
♪♪
659
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:08,087
Doc: Hi, merrill.
660
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:08,087
Leslie: Hello.
661
00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:10,423
-Oh, hi.
-Are you feeling any better?
662
00:34:10,506 --> 00:34:11,591
Uh, just about the same,
Adam.
663
00:34:11,674 --> 00:34:13,217
Well, what happened?
664
00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:14,302
Oh, I have
this little back problem
665
00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:16,012
from the party
last night.
666
00:34:16,095 --> 00:34:17,430
I think I've got to
do less dancing
667
00:34:17,513 --> 00:34:19,640
or get a taller daughter.
668
00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:22,643
It's a problem I've had
on and off for years
since the Navy.
669
00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:24,645
Are those painkillers
I gave you helping at all?
670
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:26,522
A little, Adam,
a little.
671
00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:29,317
Western medicine --
when in doubt, pop a pill.
672
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,445
Why not stop it naturally
without chemicals?
673
00:34:32,528 --> 00:34:34,489
I know a great acupuncturist
in Shanghai.
674
00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:36,282
Acupuncture?
675
00:34:36,365 --> 00:34:37,992
Isn't that where they
stick needles in you?
676
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:40,453
-Uh, sounds a little drastic.
-Not at all.
677
00:34:40,536 --> 00:34:42,663
Acupuncture's been used
for centuries to relieve pain.
678
00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:43,998
Leslie, please.
679
00:34:44,081 --> 00:34:46,542
I deal with injuries
like this all the time.
680
00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:47,668
Well,
what's the matter, Adam?
681
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:49,170
Are you afraid
it might work?
682
00:34:49,253 --> 00:34:50,004
Now, why should he
be afraid?
683
00:34:50,087 --> 00:34:51,798
It's my back.
684
00:34:51,881 --> 00:34:55,384
Well, maybe
you should try it, dad.
685
00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:57,804
-I don't know, Vicki.
-Well, it might help.
686
00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:02,558
What do you think, Adam?
687
00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:05,353
It's up to you, merrill.
If you want to, try it.
688
00:35:05,436 --> 00:35:09,816
Well, I have heard that
acupuncture can be effective.
689
00:35:09,899 --> 00:35:11,609
Uh, maybe I should
consider it.
690
00:35:11,692 --> 00:35:14,737
♪♪
691
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:20,034
Ni hao, ladies and gentlemen.
692
00:35:20,117 --> 00:35:22,537
And welcome
to fascinating Shanghai,
693
00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:25,540
one of the largest cities
and busiest ports in the world,
694
00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:29,418
situated 25 miles upstream
along the mighty yangtze river.
695
00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:32,296
♪♪
696
00:35:33,172 --> 00:35:36,259
[ Traditional music plays ]
697
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:07,164
♪♪
698
00:36:16,757 --> 00:36:18,801
It's enough you had
to share your cabin with him.
699
00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:21,721
Do you have
to share your date too?
700
00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:21,721
I'm sorry about that.
701
00:36:21,804 --> 00:36:23,389
But he asked
if he could come along.
702
00:36:23,472 --> 00:36:25,391
And I really
couldn't say no.
703
00:36:25,474 --> 00:36:28,394
[ Indistinct conversations ]
704
00:36:28,477 --> 00:36:29,812
Let's ditch him.
705
00:36:33,524 --> 00:36:36,110
Hey, hey, hey!
706
00:36:38,654 --> 00:36:40,031
In here, right here.
707
00:36:40,114 --> 00:36:41,616
♪♪
708
00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:42,783
[ Conversing in Chinese ]
709
00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:45,912
♪♪
710
00:36:46,245 --> 00:36:48,039
[ Engine turns over ]
711
00:37:00,551 --> 00:37:02,678
Charlie, you're not as fast
on your feet as you used to be.
712
00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:05,640
I owe you one.
713
00:37:05,723 --> 00:37:07,725
Let me be alone with her
for a while, will you, please?
714
00:37:07,808 --> 00:37:09,143
Oh.
715
00:37:07,808 --> 00:37:09,143
Come on.
716
00:37:09,226 --> 00:37:10,645
You said you owed me one.
It's important to me.
717
00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:11,854
I'll give you
a little breathing space.
718
00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:13,689
That's it.
719
00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:13,689
Okay.
720
00:37:13,773 --> 00:37:14,982
Are you two all right?
721
00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:17,610
Fine, fine.
722
00:37:17,693 --> 00:37:19,612
Oh, good.
723
00:37:19,695 --> 00:37:22,406
Well, come on.
Shanghai awaits.
724
00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:25,284
♪♪
725
00:37:45,596 --> 00:37:47,515
In our clinic,
we treat many people
726
00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:49,517
with many problems.
727
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,895
Ooh, Dr. Lee.
What is this procedure?
728
00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:57,566
It's a form of acupuncture
used for over 2,500 years.
729
00:37:57,650 --> 00:37:58,693
It's called cupping.
730
00:37:58,776 --> 00:38:02,488
I keep telling Ms. Webb
she should be my assistant.
731
00:38:02,571 --> 00:38:04,699
Is that what you're going
to do to me?
732
00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:08,619
No. For your problem,
I will use needles.
733
00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:09,996
Oh.
734
00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:12,289
I, uh, didn't know
they were so long.
735
00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:14,542
Well, don't worry.
It won't hurt.
736
00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:17,670
The needles are inserted
at precise points in the body
737
00:38:17,753 --> 00:38:19,380
to block the flow of pain
738
00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:21,298
from the brain
to the nervous system
739
00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:24,343
by closing the gate
in the spinal cord.
740
00:38:24,427 --> 00:38:28,222
No drugs
are necessary at all.
741
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,224
Adam, why don't you and Leslie
go sightseeing
742
00:38:30,307 --> 00:38:31,642
until Dr. Lee
is finished with me?
743
00:38:31,726 --> 00:38:32,685
In fact, I'd prefer it.
744
00:38:32,768 --> 00:38:34,437
Oh, merrill.
I wanted to watch.
745
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,063
Well, I'll take some pictures
for you.
746
00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:38,232
I may want
some 8-by-10 glossies.
747
00:38:38,315 --> 00:38:40,568
-Come on, Adam.
-Okay.
748
00:38:40,651 --> 00:38:43,070
Well, shall we begin?
749
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:47,783
♪♪
750
00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:50,703
Greg: I'm so glad
we're together.
751
00:38:47,867 --> 00:38:50,703
Laurie: Me too.
752
00:38:50,786 --> 00:38:53,039
There's no one else
I'd rather be with.
753
00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:58,919
♪♪
754
00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:00,963
Joanne: Listen, gopher.
Thanks for showing me Shanghai
755
00:39:01,047 --> 00:39:02,048
while Greg's busy.
756
00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:03,674
Hey, my pleasure.
757
00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:18,397
I'm glad you found some time
for us to be together.
758
00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:20,107
I'll always
find time for you.
759
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:23,235
♪♪
760
00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:31,660
Laurie:
You're really taking good care
of me, gopher.
761
00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:33,454
I hope Greg knows what a good
friend he has in you.
762
00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:37,500
Oh, he knows. He knows.
763
00:39:37,583 --> 00:39:40,419
♪♪
764
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,094
Listen, I've got to get
one more picture here.
765
00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:57,478
Greg, isn't that your friend
over there?
766
00:39:57,561 --> 00:40:01,774
It is. It's gopher.
Gopher!
767
00:40:01,857 --> 00:40:04,026
Gopher, that woman's callin'
you over there.
768
00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:06,821
I don't know anybody
in Shanghai.
769
00:40:06,904 --> 00:40:08,364
Gopher, come on.
770
00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:13,327
Gopher, that was you.
Small world, isn't it?
771
00:40:13,410 --> 00:40:16,122
Yeah,
getting smaller all the time.
772
00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:17,998
Hi.
I'm joanne Morgan.
773
00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:19,959
I'm Laurie Blake.
774
00:40:20,042 --> 00:40:22,670
And this is, uh...
Where'd he go?
775
00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:24,004
Well, nice seeing you,
Laurie.
776
00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:25,339
We got to go.
We're late for lunch.
777
00:40:25,422 --> 00:40:26,507
And I'm really starved.
778
00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:28,843
Gopher,
we already ate lunch.
779
00:40:28,926 --> 00:40:30,302
-Really?
-Yeah.
780
00:40:30,386 --> 00:40:31,679
That's what I get
for eating so fast.
781
00:40:31,762 --> 00:40:33,013
Die trying --
we got to...
782
00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:34,598
Nice to meet you.
783
00:40:40,563 --> 00:40:42,356
Honorable lady
like my new hat?
784
00:40:42,439 --> 00:40:44,525
Greg,
you just missed gopher.
785
00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:46,193
Oh, shucks.
786
00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:49,321
♪♪
787
00:40:59,456 --> 00:41:01,667
Stand over there.
788
00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:03,544
Is this all right?
789
00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:06,088
You know, I hate bein' this far
away from you.
790
00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:08,591
This place
is incredible.
791
00:41:08,674 --> 00:41:10,676
And that's
the Washington tea house.
792
00:41:10,759 --> 00:41:12,553
And that bridge?
That's the bridge
of nine turnings
793
00:41:12,636 --> 00:41:15,014
because evil spirits
cannot go around corners.
794
00:41:15,097 --> 00:41:17,016
Isaac,
I love sightseeing with you.
795
00:41:17,099 --> 00:41:18,267
It's like going to school.
796
00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:19,059
Oh, it's even better.
797
00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:20,519
There are no exams.
798
00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:21,562
[ Both laugh ]
799
00:41:21,645 --> 00:41:25,274
Oh, looks like your matchmaking
is working out.
800
00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:28,569
Oh, don't they look happy
together?
801
00:41:28,652 --> 00:41:30,946
I guess she finally
took my advice.
802
00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:32,615
-She took your advice?
-Mm-hmm.
803
00:41:32,698 --> 00:41:34,450
That's a switch.
804
00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:42,500
-You have the prettiest smile.
-Thank you.
805
00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:44,793
Isaac: Hey, Mr. Richards.
806
00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:46,378
Hey. Would one of you
mind taking a picture of us?
807
00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,923
Isaac:
Oh, I'll do it.
808
00:41:49,006 --> 00:41:50,716
She sure is beautiful.
809
00:41:50,799 --> 00:41:51,926
You know,
I always pictured dear Roberta
810
00:41:52,009 --> 00:41:54,011
to be the matronly type.
811
00:41:54,094 --> 00:41:56,764
Oh, I assure you, dear Roberta
is far from being matronly.
812
00:42:00,309 --> 00:42:02,436
Okay, say, "nailao."
813
00:42:02,519 --> 00:42:04,772
That's Chinese
for "cheese."
814
00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:06,023
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
815
00:42:06,106 --> 00:42:07,858
[ Both laugh ]
816
00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:11,820
For passengers interested in
trying their luck at Blackjack,
817
00:42:11,904 --> 00:42:15,866
the casino
will be open until 1:00 A.M.
818
00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:17,618
I can't understand it.
He's not on the bridge.
819
00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:19,328
He's not in his cabin.
820
00:42:19,411 --> 00:42:21,413
Maybe his back got worse.
821
00:42:21,497 --> 00:42:22,957
Adam,
I've been looking for you.
822
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,291
Oh, merrill,
where have you been?
823
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:25,584
All over Shanghai.
824
00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:26,835
I just got back
an hour ago.
825
00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:28,462
What a day.
826
00:42:28,545 --> 00:42:30,631
I had lunch on the roof garden
of the peace hotel
827
00:42:30,714 --> 00:42:32,758
overlooking
the entire city.
828
00:42:32,841 --> 00:42:35,344
And then,
I went bicycle riding.
829
00:42:35,427 --> 00:42:37,763
-Bicycle riding?
-Yes.
830
00:42:37,846 --> 00:42:39,306
Leslie,
I can't thank you enough.
831
00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:41,475
Dr. Lee has made me feel
100% better.
832
00:42:41,558 --> 00:42:44,019
Oh, merrill,
that's terrific.
833
00:42:44,103 --> 00:42:46,313
Any questions about acupuncture
now, doctor?
834
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:48,023
Please don't needle me.
835
00:42:48,107 --> 00:42:50,442
[ Laughs ]
836
00:42:50,526 --> 00:42:53,320
[ Indistinct conversations ]
837
00:42:59,618 --> 00:43:01,161
Hey, guy.
Where are the girls?
838
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:02,162
Sleeping finally.
839
00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:04,373
I tell you, that was
a pretty close call today
840
00:43:04,456 --> 00:43:06,667
-between joanne and Laurie.
-I hear you.
841
00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:09,837
Oh, gopher,
I need a day off.
842
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:13,674
Okay. Uh, okay.
Here's what you do --
843
00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:15,509
you tell the girls
you got to stay in your cabin
844
00:43:15,592 --> 00:43:17,303
all day long
'cause you got the flu,
845
00:43:17,386 --> 00:43:19,179
and you'll see 'em tomorrow.
846
00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:22,141
Gopher, that's a great idea.
847
00:43:22,224 --> 00:43:23,225
Why, I mean, that way,
you can take care
848
00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:26,353
of both of 'em for me.
849
00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:27,688
You know,
I could just kiss you.
850
00:43:27,771 --> 00:43:31,317
Hey, guy,
not with the flu.
851
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,526
Woman: Sir, cards?
852
00:43:32,609 --> 00:43:35,654
♪♪
853
00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:46,373
[ Bell rings ]
854
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:49,501
♪♪
855
00:44:13,984 --> 00:44:16,236
He never lets us
out of his sight.
856
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,905
Do you know he has been
following us
857
00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:19,531
everywhere we've gone?
858
00:44:19,615 --> 00:44:21,241
Who?
859
00:44:19,615 --> 00:44:21,241
Who?
860
00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:22,409
Charlie.
861
00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:24,244
Oh.
862
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,586
I've had this urge
to kiss you all day, Burt.
863
00:44:32,669 --> 00:44:33,712
You have?
864
00:44:33,796 --> 00:44:35,756
You know I have.
865
00:44:35,839 --> 00:44:37,591
I had no idea.
866
00:44:37,674 --> 00:44:40,302
You mean, you had no urge
of kissing me?
867
00:44:40,386 --> 00:44:41,762
None whatsoever.
868
00:44:41,845 --> 00:44:44,598
But now that you've
mentioned it...
869
00:44:44,681 --> 00:44:46,809
What are you waiting for?
870
00:44:46,892 --> 00:44:49,436
Well, you're obviously
self-conscious.
871
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,063
I'll overcome it.
872
00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:02,866
[ Laughs ]
873
00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:08,997
Burt,
why don't you let Charlie
874
00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:12,626
have the cabin to himself
tonight?
875
00:45:12,709 --> 00:45:15,462
-Where would I sleep?
-Well, if you don't mind
876
00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:17,881
sharing a cabin
with a friend,
877
00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:19,800
maybe you won't mind
sharing another cabin
878
00:45:19,883 --> 00:45:21,468
with another friend.
879
00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:23,470
You would do that for me?
880
00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:26,140
I'll do anything for you.
881
00:45:26,223 --> 00:45:27,766
[ Laughs ]
882
00:45:33,063 --> 00:45:35,482
Leslie:
This is part of the yu garden.
883
00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:37,985
The garden was created
over 400 years ago
884
00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:40,821
for, um, an official
of the ming dynasty.
885
00:45:40,904 --> 00:45:42,364
Now, this part,
886
00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:44,491
this is called
rock of the hill.
887
00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:45,367
I'll say one thing --
888
00:45:45,451 --> 00:45:47,661
I bet I've had the best guide
in Shanghai.
889
00:45:47,744 --> 00:45:49,705
I think I've seen every garden
in the city.
890
00:45:49,788 --> 00:45:50,789
Oh, for the Chinese,
891
00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:53,959
gardens have always been
a symbol of a perfect world,
892
00:45:54,042 --> 00:45:56,128
you know, where --
where nature and art
893
00:45:56,211 --> 00:45:57,337
blend in total Harmony.
894
00:45:57,421 --> 00:45:59,339
Want to sit down?
895
00:45:59,423 --> 00:46:04,636
In the orient, gardeners
are highly respected.
896
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:06,638
Much more than doctors,
I suppose.
897
00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:08,682
[ Chuckles ]
898
00:46:08,765 --> 00:46:10,142
As a matter of fact,
899
00:46:10,225 --> 00:46:13,353
I'm beginning to reconsider
my image of doctors.
900
00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:16,690
Hmm.
901
00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:16,690
After all,
since I've met you,
902
00:46:16,773 --> 00:46:18,233
I've never felt better.
903
00:46:18,317 --> 00:46:21,403
♪♪
904
00:46:30,078 --> 00:46:31,830
Laurie:
I'm so sorry Greg's sick.
905
00:46:31,914 --> 00:46:34,750
But we'll still have
a wonderful day, gopher.
906
00:46:34,833 --> 00:46:37,711
Oh,
isn't this beautiful?
907
00:46:37,794 --> 00:46:39,546
Look over there.
908
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:42,716
All those works of art
were done over 600 years.
909
00:46:42,799 --> 00:46:45,886
♪♪
910
00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:00,609
[ Bell rings ]
911
00:47:00,692 --> 00:47:03,779
♪♪
912
00:47:04,947 --> 00:47:05,781
You tired, gopher?
913
00:47:05,864 --> 00:47:08,367
Hey. What, are you crazy?
914
00:47:08,450 --> 00:47:10,619
[ Yawns ]
Unh-unh. I'm --
915
00:47:10,702 --> 00:47:12,037
oh. Oh!
You know what I want to do?
916
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:13,330
I want to get a shot
of that bridge.
917
00:47:13,413 --> 00:47:13,997
Will you wait here
just a minute?
918
00:47:13,413 --> 00:47:13,997
Sure.
919
00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:15,082
I just want to --
920
00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:15,082
sure.
921
00:47:15,165 --> 00:47:16,250
Okay.
922
00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:19,419
♪♪
923
00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:29,304
Excuse me.
924
00:47:29,388 --> 00:47:31,431
Aren't you gopher's friend,
joanne?
925
00:47:31,515 --> 00:47:34,268
We met yesterday
at the market.
926
00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:35,894
-Laurie, right?
-Right.
927
00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:37,479
Oh, good.
928
00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:37,479
[ Both laugh ]
929
00:47:37,563 --> 00:47:38,981
So, uh, how long have
you known gopher?
930
00:47:39,064 --> 00:47:41,441
Oh, we just,
uh, met on the cruise.
931
00:47:41,525 --> 00:47:43,110
My boyfriend
introduced us.
932
00:47:43,193 --> 00:47:45,279
-He and gopher are old friends.
-Really?
933
00:47:45,362 --> 00:47:46,655
Yeah.
934
00:47:46,738 --> 00:47:48,156
I'm on the cruise
with my boyfriend,
935
00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:49,283
and he's a friend
of gopher's too.
936
00:47:49,366 --> 00:47:50,909
No kidding.
937
00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:52,619
He's cute as soon as button.
Wait 'til you see him.
938
00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:55,038
Oh, mine is handsome too.
I'll show you.
939
00:47:56,665 --> 00:47:59,001
Look at this.
Isn't he cute?
940
00:48:05,757 --> 00:48:08,844
To think I came all the way
to China just to be with him.
941
00:48:08,927 --> 00:48:12,306
What do you think
I came here for, the duck?
942
00:48:12,389 --> 00:48:17,102
Listen, let's just make-believe
none of this happened, okay,
943
00:48:17,185 --> 00:48:20,939
until we come up with a plan
to get back at that two-timer.
944
00:48:22,024 --> 00:48:25,068
♪♪
945
00:48:27,988 --> 00:48:30,157
Shanghai is so beautiful.
946
00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:31,867
It's a shame to leave.
947
00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:44,046
What's wrong?
948
00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:49,885
I'm scared.
949
00:48:49,968 --> 00:48:54,181
The last person I felt this
strongly about was my husband.
950
00:48:54,264 --> 00:48:55,557
But he hurt me
very badly.
951
00:48:55,641 --> 00:48:57,059
Well, I'm sorry
that that happened.
952
00:48:57,142 --> 00:48:59,186
But...
-I'm not comparing you.
953
00:48:59,269 --> 00:49:01,980
It's me I don't trust.
954
00:49:02,064 --> 00:49:04,983
It's just happening
too quickly.
955
00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:07,194
All right.
Let's ease off a bit.
956
00:49:07,277 --> 00:49:08,654
You want some time
to yourself? Fine.
957
00:49:08,737 --> 00:49:10,739
Just don't forget --
958
00:49:10,822 --> 00:49:12,866
I'll be around
if you need me.
959
00:49:12,949 --> 00:49:15,494
Thanks.
960
00:49:15,577 --> 00:49:17,037
Come on.
I'll take you back to the ship.
961
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,915
♪♪
962
00:49:33,679 --> 00:49:35,847
We are now leaving Shanghai,
ladies and gentlemen.
963
00:49:35,931 --> 00:49:38,183
We hope you found it
as exciting as we did.
964
00:49:38,266 --> 00:49:39,893
We're now on our way
to xingang,
965
00:49:39,976 --> 00:49:41,687
the port of entry for
the extraordinary,
966
00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:43,939
wonderful city of Peking
967
00:49:44,022 --> 00:49:45,691
in the
people's republic of China.
968
00:49:45,774 --> 00:49:48,777
♪♪
969
00:49:49,945 --> 00:49:51,238
[ Knock on door ]
970
00:49:51,321 --> 00:49:54,116
♪♪
971
00:50:28,233 --> 00:50:30,110
Hold me close.
972
00:50:30,193 --> 00:50:33,155
Yes, yes.
973
00:50:33,238 --> 00:50:36,950
Oh, I'm glad you got away.
974
00:50:37,033 --> 00:50:38,952
What did you tell Charlie?
975
00:50:39,035 --> 00:50:41,788
The truth --
that I love you.
976
00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:44,583
Do you?
977
00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:44,583
I do...
978
00:50:44,666 --> 00:50:47,627
More than I've ever
loved anyone in my life.
979
00:50:47,711 --> 00:50:50,630
With that big cabin
all to himself,
980
00:50:50,714 --> 00:50:53,467
i bet Charlie sleeps
like an angel tonight.
981
00:50:53,550 --> 00:50:56,720
♪♪
982
00:51:07,522 --> 00:51:08,982
Good morning,
ladies and gentlemen.
983
00:51:09,065 --> 00:51:10,442
Our breakfast buffet
984
00:51:10,525 --> 00:51:12,486
is now being served
in the explorer's lounge.
985
00:51:12,569 --> 00:51:15,655
♪♪
986
00:51:22,746 --> 00:51:25,165
-Open book exam?
-Hi, Adam.
987
00:51:25,248 --> 00:51:26,958
Hi, Leslie.
988
00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:28,043
Do you know
what numerology is?
989
00:51:28,126 --> 00:51:30,337
Uh-huh.
The study of numbers.
990
00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:31,671
Right.
991
00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:33,131
I already know
what your numbers add up to --
992
00:51:33,215 --> 00:51:34,549
a perfect 10.
993
00:51:34,633 --> 00:51:36,676
[ Laughs ]
994
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,345
Well, the Chinese
have been using numerology
995
00:51:38,428 --> 00:51:39,471
for thousands of years.
996
00:51:39,554 --> 00:51:41,640
It's a -- a science
997
00:51:41,723 --> 00:51:43,225
to help each of us
discover our destiny.
998
00:51:43,308 --> 00:51:44,976
Hmm.
Anything about us?
999
00:51:45,060 --> 00:51:48,480
Well,
according to the tables,
1000
00:51:48,563 --> 00:51:51,441
our solar does show that we
are destined to be lovers.
1001
00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:54,820
Oh. Suddenly,
I'm a firm believer.
1002
00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:54,820
Uh-huh.
1003
00:51:54,903 --> 00:51:56,530
What else?
1004
00:51:56,613 --> 00:51:59,866
Oh, the numbers also
show that when our
live paths cross...
1005
00:52:02,828 --> 00:52:04,246
...one of us
will face death.
1006
00:52:07,165 --> 00:52:08,667
I like
the first part better.
1007
00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:16,716
Good morning.
1008
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,093
Oh, good morning.
1009
00:52:18,176 --> 00:52:19,886
What did I do
to deserve that?
1010
00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:21,221
Oh, do I need a reason?
1011
00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:24,224
Oh, no.
Feel free any time you want.
1012
00:52:24,307 --> 00:52:27,060
I'm sorry
about yesterday.
1013
00:52:27,143 --> 00:52:30,564
I'm trying not to be afraid
of my feelings anymore.
1014
00:52:30,647 --> 00:52:31,731
Ah, here we go.
1015
00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:35,777
Orange juice and coffee
for the lady.
1016
00:52:35,861 --> 00:52:37,112
Well, thank you, Isaac.
1017
00:52:37,195 --> 00:52:40,198
You know, it just
doesn't seem like morning
1018
00:52:40,282 --> 00:52:43,827
without orange juice, coffee,
and dear Roberta's column.
1019
00:52:43,910 --> 00:52:45,871
Love that lady.
1020
00:52:45,954 --> 00:52:48,582
Well, personally,
I'd rather read the obituaries.
1021
00:52:48,665 --> 00:52:50,458
[ Laughs ]
1022
00:52:50,542 --> 00:52:52,335
That's good.
1023
00:52:54,045 --> 00:52:55,755
What was that all about?
1024
00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:56,798
Search me.
1025
00:52:59,467 --> 00:53:02,429
I sense you're not too fond
of, uh, dear Roberta.
1026
00:53:02,512 --> 00:53:04,264
Have you ever
read her column?
1027
00:53:04,347 --> 00:53:05,724
Once or twice.
1028
00:53:05,807 --> 00:53:08,101
Seemed okay to me.
1029
00:53:08,184 --> 00:53:10,103
I hate that kind of
pop psychology.
1030
00:53:10,186 --> 00:53:12,480
I think it's irresponsible
and dangerous.
1031
00:53:12,564 --> 00:53:15,400
♪♪
1032
00:53:28,872 --> 00:53:30,957
Laurie, listen.
1033
00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:32,459
I've got it
all figured out --
1034
00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:34,461
the perfect way
to get even with Greg.
1035
00:53:34,544 --> 00:53:36,963
Shoot.
1036
00:53:34,544 --> 00:53:36,963
No, shooting's
too good for him.
1037
00:53:37,047 --> 00:53:37,923
Okay.
What's the plan?
1038
00:53:38,006 --> 00:53:40,967
First, you tell Greg
1039
00:53:41,051 --> 00:53:42,969
that you've fallen
madly in love with gopher.
1040
00:53:43,053 --> 00:53:44,179
Hmm?
1041
00:53:43,053 --> 00:53:44,179
Yeah, yeah.
1042
00:53:44,262 --> 00:53:46,348
Then, when he comes
running to me,
1043
00:53:46,431 --> 00:53:49,142
I'll tell him I'm madly in love
with gopher.
1044
00:53:49,225 --> 00:53:50,518
Perfect.
1045
00:53:50,602 --> 00:53:52,729
That way,
he'll lose both of us
1046
00:53:52,812 --> 00:53:55,315
and never know
that we're on to him.
1047
00:53:55,398 --> 00:53:58,026
-You are terrible.
-I know.
1048
00:53:58,109 --> 00:54:00,236
I knew there was something
about you I liked.
1049
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:02,030
I'll see you later.
1050
00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:09,496
Charlie:
Two lousy hours' sleep.
1051
00:54:09,579 --> 00:54:11,498
Tonight, you sleep here.
1052
00:54:11,581 --> 00:54:14,334
I ain't spendin' the night
outside her cabin again.
1053
00:54:17,420 --> 00:54:19,172
She's a nice woman.
1054
00:54:19,255 --> 00:54:21,841
You're not bein' very fair
to her, are you?
1055
00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:23,301
You have to tell her.
1056
00:54:23,385 --> 00:54:24,719
None of your business,
Charlie.
1057
00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:34,354
This what
you're looking for?
1058
00:54:34,437 --> 00:54:35,897
I'll say one thing for you,
Charlie.
1059
00:54:35,981 --> 00:54:37,023
You only slept 2 hours.
1060
00:54:37,107 --> 00:54:38,650
But you sure slept soundly.
1061
00:54:38,733 --> 00:54:40,944
[ Telephone rings ]
1062
00:54:47,993 --> 00:54:49,911
Yes?
1063
00:54:49,995 --> 00:54:51,246
Oh, Carole.
1064
00:54:51,329 --> 00:54:53,206
Look, if you don't mind,
1065
00:54:53,289 --> 00:54:57,043
i think I'll stay in and rest up
for Beijing tomorrow.
1066
00:54:57,127 --> 00:54:59,713
No, no, no.
I'm fine.
1067
00:54:59,796 --> 00:55:04,884
Remember, you promised
to take me to the great wall.
1068
00:55:04,968 --> 00:55:06,219
All right, darling.
1069
00:55:06,302 --> 00:55:08,596
Speak to you later.
1070
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:10,473
Bye-bye.
1071
00:55:14,769 --> 00:55:16,062
Satisfied?
1072
00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:17,772
Yes.
1073
00:55:17,856 --> 00:55:19,607
Believe me --
it's for your own good.
1074
00:55:19,691 --> 00:55:21,568
There's always tomorrow.
1075
00:55:21,651 --> 00:55:23,236
Not for everybody.
1076
00:55:23,319 --> 00:55:26,406
♪♪
1077
00:55:33,663 --> 00:55:34,748
You know, I'll tell you
something, gopher --
1078
00:55:34,831 --> 00:55:36,291
this havin'
two girlfriends
1079
00:55:36,374 --> 00:55:37,417
is about
to drive me crazy.
1080
00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:40,378
Hey, guy,
how do you think I feel?
1081
00:55:40,462 --> 00:55:41,588
Listen, Greg.
You cannot keep
1082
00:55:41,671 --> 00:55:43,048
leading them on
like this, man.
1083
00:55:43,131 --> 00:55:44,883
You have got
to make up your mind.
1084
00:55:44,966 --> 00:55:47,218
-It's not fair.
-Yeah, I know.
1085
00:55:47,302 --> 00:55:48,553
I think I made up my mind.
1086
00:55:48,636 --> 00:55:50,430
-I think it's gonna be Laurie.
-All right.
1087
00:55:50,513 --> 00:55:52,682
Here, to Laurie.
1088
00:55:58,021 --> 00:55:59,481
-Sweetheart.
-Greg.
1089
00:55:59,564 --> 00:56:02,442
-Hi, Laurie.
-I need to talk to you.
1090
00:56:02,525 --> 00:56:03,985
Well, have a seat.
1091
00:56:08,323 --> 00:56:11,117
I can't go on
living a lie.
1092
00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:12,869
I don't love you, Greg.
1093
00:56:17,874 --> 00:56:20,460
I want gopher.
1094
00:56:20,543 --> 00:56:22,504
I've fallen madly in love
with you.
1095
00:56:22,587 --> 00:56:23,963
I'm sure
she doesn't mean any of this.
1096
00:56:24,047 --> 00:56:26,299
Yes, I do.
1097
00:56:26,382 --> 00:56:29,636
In Shanghai, it was all I could
do to keep my hands off you.
1098
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:31,221
My fingers tingled.
1099
00:56:31,304 --> 00:56:32,639
My stomach was jittery.
1100
00:56:32,722 --> 00:56:34,307
That must have been something
that you ate.
1101
00:56:34,390 --> 00:56:37,102
Laurie,
you can't mean this.
1102
00:56:37,185 --> 00:56:39,145
I'm sorry, Greg.
1103
00:56:39,229 --> 00:56:40,897
I didn't mean to hurt you.
1104
00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:49,155
Well, some friend
you turned out to be.
1105
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:50,573
Well,
you still got joanne.
1106
00:56:58,248 --> 00:56:59,916
I should've known
this was gonna happen.
1107
00:57:04,587 --> 00:57:07,382
♪♪
1108
00:57:11,010 --> 00:57:14,055
♪♪
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