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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:10,445 --> 00:02:12,403 Another night in paradise 2 00:02:12,445 --> 00:02:13,485 A 3 00:02:15,765 --> 00:02:17,363 Where is everybody? 4 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:18,283 Dunno? 5 00:02:18,325 --> 00:02:19,203 Probably doing something- 6 00:02:19,245 --> 00:02:21,003 Yeah probably at home on their computers. 7 00:02:21,045 --> 00:02:22,565 Downloading or steaming. 8 00:02:22,725 --> 00:02:23,325 Streaming, yeah 9 00:02:23,405 --> 00:02:25,083 Yeah, right 10 00:02:25,125 --> 00:02:26,763 Well, it's killing us, you know? 11 00:02:26,805 --> 00:02:29,243 You know, I read statistically that people would rather steam 12 00:02:29,285 --> 00:02:31,163 cat videos on YouTube than rent a DVD! 13 00:02:31,205 --> 00:02:33,845 Streaming, yeah 14 00:02:34,165 --> 00:02:36,843 Well, they're taking a steaming shit on DVD rentals. 15 00:02:36,885 --> 00:02:38,043 That much I do know 16 00:02:38,085 --> 00:02:39,803 Gary! It's streaming. 17 00:02:39,845 --> 00:02:40,603 Whatever! 18 00:02:40,645 --> 00:02:41,403 STREE streaming 19 00:02:41,445 --> 00:02:42,445 Whatever. 20 00:02:42,725 --> 00:02:44,805 Just saying it's streaming 21 00:02:46,405 --> 00:02:48,563 I dunno how much longer I can keep doing this? 22 00:02:48,605 --> 00:02:51,083 Yeah you've said multiple times 23 00:02:51,125 --> 00:02:53,725 My electricity bill alone is hundreds. 24 00:02:53,885 --> 00:02:56,083 Well $1400's last month. 25 00:02:56,125 --> 00:02:57,965 Wow! That much? 26 00:02:58,765 --> 00:03:01,925 Well we may as well close up early then. 27 00:03:02,045 --> 00:03:02,723 Really? 28 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:03,723 Yup. 29 00:03:03,765 --> 00:03:04,765 Let's lock her up. 30 00:03:04,925 --> 00:03:08,445 I'll get the A Boards in. Whoa whoa whoa! 31 00:03:10,205 --> 00:03:11,205 Evening 32 00:03:14,765 --> 00:03:17,205 Sci-fi nerd? 33 00:03:17,845 --> 00:03:19,925 Nah, I bet he's headed for the porn section 34 00:03:20,045 --> 00:03:22,083 Yeah... bet he wouldn't have the strength. 35 00:03:22,125 --> 00:03:23,325 Heh heh heh 36 00:03:24,925 --> 00:03:27,885 Romance!? 37 00:03:31,725 --> 00:03:32,725 How are ya? 38 00:03:32,765 --> 00:03:33,885 Yup 39 00:03:36,965 --> 00:03:38,443 Got a Members Card? 40 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:40,043 Not today, bud 41 00:03:40,085 --> 00:03:41,245 Ok 42 00:03:44,005 --> 00:03:44,763 Whoa, whoa! 43 00:03:44,805 --> 00:03:45,603 Empty the register. 44 00:03:45,645 --> 00:03:47,203 You've got to be flipping joking! 45 00:03:47,245 --> 00:03:49,405 Just fucking flipping do it mate! 46 00:03:52,765 --> 00:03:55,485 Come on! 47 00:03:56,205 --> 00:03:57,363 Fuck! 48 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:58,525 Is that it! 49 00:03:58,765 --> 00:04:00,803 Well most people pay by credit card genius! 50 00:04:00,845 --> 00:04:02,141 Don't fucking mess with me, old man. 51 00:04:02,165 --> 00:04:03,603 Old man!? 52 00:04:03,645 --> 00:04:05,803 Just don't FUCKING mess with me OK? 53 00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:08,123 Oooo Kaaay 54 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:10,123 Wallets 55 00:04:10,165 --> 00:04:12,485 Do it! Fuck. 56 00:04:19,645 --> 00:04:21,163 That's optimistic! 57 00:04:21,205 --> 00:04:22,445 Is that it? 58 00:04:22,725 --> 00:04:24,323 Umm he doesn't pay much. 59 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:25,565 Fuck'n yours. 60 00:04:26,165 --> 00:04:29,243 All my money was in the till. Have to say business is bad. 61 00:04:29,285 --> 00:04:31,845 Maybe, you knob jockeys should get a better fucking job? 62 00:04:32,885 --> 00:04:34,443 At least we have a job. 63 00:04:34,485 --> 00:04:35,443 What? 64 00:04:35,485 --> 00:04:37,403 I said. Nuh nothing. 65 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:39,005 Anything else? 66 00:04:41,165 --> 00:04:44,243 No wonder these places are closing down 67 00:04:44,285 --> 00:04:45,405 Fucking pathetic! 68 00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:46,523 We're pathetic? 69 00:04:46,565 --> 00:04:47,901 We're not the ones robbing a video stor... 70 00:04:47,925 --> 00:04:49,445 Gary shut up!! 71 00:04:55,685 --> 00:04:57,205 Fuckya! 72 00:04:57,725 --> 00:04:58,925 Fuckya! 73 00:05:00,365 --> 00:05:03,885 Fuckya... 74 00:05:10,085 --> 00:05:12,925 What the hell? 75 00:05:14,125 --> 00:05:15,723 So...? 76 00:05:15,765 --> 00:05:17,645 Still closing up? 77 00:05:20,925 --> 00:05:25,045 Yeah, close up. 78 00:05:30,765 --> 00:05:33,405 You watch movies on an iPad, alone? 79 00:05:33,925 --> 00:05:34,763 Well, yeah. 80 00:05:34,805 --> 00:05:36,683 You seriously need to get a girlfriend Andy 81 00:05:36,725 --> 00:05:40,165 Not that it's any of your business but... Camera! 82 00:05:44,325 --> 00:05:46,365 So what did the pigs say? 83 00:05:46,605 --> 00:05:48,483 Police! Andrew! 84 00:05:48,525 --> 00:05:51,685 Show some bloody respect! They don't frigg'n care. 85 00:05:52,245 --> 00:05:54,885 They give up on crimes that don't involve a death or two 86 00:05:55,445 --> 00:05:56,523 You reckon? 87 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:57,683 Too much trouble for them? 88 00:05:57,725 --> 00:06:01,085 They'd rather let the thieves and murderers run rampant. 89 00:06:01,405 --> 00:06:03,283 It's "Lord of the Flies" out here, my boy. 90 00:06:03,325 --> 00:06:05,123 Lord of the w-what? 91 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:07,885 It's every man and woman for himself. 92 00:06:08,805 --> 00:06:10,283 I think you're exaggerating, Gary. 93 00:06:10,325 --> 00:06:13,045 Real bad guys come to a sticky end or get caught. 94 00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:14,205 Don't they? 95 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:16,125 They have to 96 00:06:16,645 --> 00:06:18,763 Cinema has happy endings, kid. 97 00:06:18,805 --> 00:06:20,845 In Reality - well? 98 00:06:21,245 --> 00:06:22,565 You watch too many movies, Gary. 99 00:06:23,525 --> 00:06:25,165 You think? 100 00:06:25,525 --> 00:06:26,843 Okay, so I have to ask. 101 00:06:26,885 --> 00:06:28,725 What with all the cameras? 102 00:06:29,005 --> 00:06:31,325 Not taking any chances 103 00:06:31,645 --> 00:06:33,203 if I'm going to get robbed. 104 00:06:33,245 --> 00:06:35,803 I want the scumbags on hard-drive. 105 00:06:35,845 --> 00:06:38,205 Then we'll see who has the last laugh hey? 106 00:06:38,845 --> 00:06:41,203 Yeah. Probably the con man who sold you these cameras. 107 00:06:41,245 --> 00:06:42,245 What? 108 00:06:42,285 --> 00:06:43,325 Nothing 109 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:47,045 That's it. 110 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:54,323 You ever thought of doing something else, Gary? 111 00:06:54,365 --> 00:06:57,003 I mean, you're not getting any younger, right? 112 00:06:57,045 --> 00:06:58,085 Thanks. 113 00:06:58,965 --> 00:06:59,965 Another job? 114 00:07:01,005 --> 00:07:03,963 Na, this is all I know. 115 00:07:04,005 --> 00:07:08,685 Here. I can soak it all up, keep my finger on the community pulse, so to speak. 116 00:07:08,965 --> 00:07:10,723 Why? 117 00:07:10,765 --> 00:07:12,685 Well, I'm a filmmaker. 118 00:07:13,405 --> 00:07:15,245 Made many films? 119 00:07:15,525 --> 00:07:17,923 Several short films. 120 00:07:17,965 --> 00:07:21,125 I made a feature in '97 Love in a Butcher Shop. 121 00:07:21,485 --> 00:07:25,365 Rom com. Could have been huge, but it was ahead of its time. 122 00:07:26,445 --> 00:07:29,123 A love story with meat... 123 00:07:29,165 --> 00:07:30,485 god, that's romantic. 124 00:07:30,965 --> 00:07:32,403 Was it a sausage shop? 125 00:07:32,445 --> 00:07:34,765 Ha ha ha, very funny. 126 00:07:35,165 --> 00:07:36,925 Successful? 127 00:07:37,805 --> 00:07:39,683 Not in the way you mean, no. 128 00:07:39,725 --> 00:07:40,885 Financially no. 129 00:07:41,645 --> 00:07:45,205 You see it required too much of an emotional investment from an audience. 130 00:07:45,645 --> 00:07:47,363 It was boring then. 131 00:07:47,405 --> 00:07:49,501 I'm not going to talk to you if you're going to be a smartarse! 132 00:07:49,525 --> 00:07:50,923 No no sorry. 133 00:07:50,965 --> 00:07:51,603 Nup 134 00:07:51,645 --> 00:07:54,045 Did it show in many cinemas? 135 00:07:54,965 --> 00:07:56,523 D to V 136 00:07:56,565 --> 00:07:58,163 What? 137 00:07:58,205 --> 00:07:59,483 Direct to video. 138 00:08:01,005 --> 00:08:02,005 What? 139 00:08:02,045 --> 00:08:03,045 Nothing 140 00:08:03,085 --> 00:08:05,085 You see, that's the trouble with you kids nowadays. 141 00:08:05,565 --> 00:08:09,725 You've been spoon fed this noisy kaleidoscope of big Hollywood films. 142 00:08:10,125 --> 00:08:11,843 If it doesn't have superheroes 143 00:08:11,885 --> 00:08:15,283 and action, sex and violence with a booming soundtrack. 144 00:08:15,325 --> 00:08:17,045 Well!! 145 00:08:19,805 --> 00:08:21,843 Well, that's what the 'peoples' want, Gary. 146 00:08:21,885 --> 00:08:25,083 No one wants to fork out hard earned money to watch shit and be put to sleep. 147 00:08:25,125 --> 00:08:27,405 Fuck off! 148 00:08:29,605 --> 00:08:31,843 You see... all that crap... 149 00:08:31,885 --> 00:08:34,725 It's not realistic my boy. Where's the truth? 150 00:08:36,005 --> 00:08:38,285 It's all pretend, Gary. 151 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:41,045 Wash your mouth out. 152 00:08:43,085 --> 00:08:45,763 I want to get lost in the cinema again. 153 00:08:45,805 --> 00:08:49,205 I want - suspense, love, tragedy. 154 00:08:50,205 --> 00:08:52,245 I want it to be real. 155 00:08:52,685 --> 00:08:54,483 I... 156 00:08:54,525 --> 00:08:56,803 I want to believe again. 157 00:08:56,845 --> 00:08:57,941 Well, why own a video store, 158 00:08:57,965 --> 00:09:00,083 if you hate modern films? 159 00:09:00,125 --> 00:09:03,365 You can still deal drugs and not be an addict. 160 00:09:03,765 --> 00:09:06,205 Yeah, right. 161 00:09:10,285 --> 00:09:12,645 Uggh, anyway, 162 00:09:12,725 --> 00:09:15,445 I've got to go and see my supplier, get some more stock. 163 00:09:15,965 --> 00:09:17,443 You 'right to look after the fort? 164 00:09:17,485 --> 00:09:19,323 You don't have a date to go to, do ya? 165 00:09:19,365 --> 00:09:20,083 Well- 166 00:09:20,125 --> 00:09:20,883 Who am I kidding? 167 00:09:20,925 --> 00:09:22,365 Of course you don't. 168 00:09:22,445 --> 00:09:25,965 Now if I'm not back by 9:30, lock up for me alright? 169 00:09:26,765 --> 00:09:27,765 Hey. 170 00:09:27,805 --> 00:09:29,045 Thanks, 171 00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:33,405 Kemosabe. 172 00:10:37,725 --> 00:10:40,485 Get off me, for fuck's sake! 173 00:11:44,485 --> 00:11:47,365 How about...? 174 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:49,605 Harry Met Sally? 175 00:11:50,485 --> 00:11:55,245 How about when Harry... ate Sally? 176 00:11:56,165 --> 00:11:57,485 Gross. 177 00:12:05,845 --> 00:12:06,845 This? 178 00:12:06,965 --> 00:12:08,085 No 179 00:12:20,165 --> 00:12:21,645 This? 180 00:12:23,685 --> 00:12:25,965 Fuck off. 181 00:13:13,485 --> 00:13:15,003 What the fuck you looking at? 182 00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:15,923 Nothing. 183 00:13:15,965 --> 00:13:16,803 Okay, well, let's have a good look. 184 00:13:16,845 --> 00:13:17,845 Get off me! 185 00:13:23,885 --> 00:13:26,605 What? 186 00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:33,763 Here get this! 187 00:13:33,805 --> 00:13:35,123 What? 188 00:13:35,165 --> 00:13:41,685 Get up and get this you stupid fucking bitch, alright? 189 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:45,125 Wait, w, wait... make it quick 190 00:13:46,205 --> 00:13:49,925 We don't have all night. 191 00:14:06,885 --> 00:14:08,525 Got ya card? 192 00:14:08,645 --> 00:14:09,965 Yeah, yea 193 00:14:21,845 --> 00:14:24,123 It's just four dollars 194 00:14:24,165 --> 00:14:26,125 thanks 195 00:15:28,805 --> 00:15:32,365 Hi. I'm just here... about, about the job. 196 00:15:33,085 --> 00:15:35,725 Dammit! 197 00:15:36,365 --> 00:15:37,781 That's supposed to be taken down. 198 00:15:37,805 --> 00:15:40,925 The job's actually gone. S'been filled 199 00:15:43,645 --> 00:15:44,685 Someone's got it 200 00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:46,885 Okay. 201 00:15:47,285 --> 00:15:50,125 I do not like the day lights 202 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:52,925 I can only work at night 203 00:15:53,405 --> 00:15:55,525 somewhere in the dark 204 00:15:55,645 --> 00:15:58,445 in de night Ha ha ha ha 205 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:10,363 If I get the job I can read your palm and tell your future! 206 00:16:10,405 --> 00:16:12,365 Let me look! 207 00:16:12,525 --> 00:16:15,765 My hobbies include self-harm listening to death metal and witchcraft. 208 00:16:16,205 --> 00:16:16,843 On my good days, 209 00:16:16,885 --> 00:16:19,285 I like to crush daisies and use them as bookmarks. 210 00:16:19,605 --> 00:16:24,445 Hi, if I take this job can I take home lots of sexy movies? 211 00:16:26,165 --> 00:16:26,883 What? 212 00:16:26,925 --> 00:16:28,885 This place... 213 00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:32,883 is an absolute relic, it's so um... 214 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:36,085 desperate, like me. 215 00:16:36,885 --> 00:16:39,203 Can't work Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and weekends, though, 216 00:16:39,245 --> 00:16:42,005 because those are the days I do Zen Do Kai and aerobics. 217 00:16:43,285 --> 00:16:45,843 It's not like I'm a bad person or nothin. 218 00:16:45,885 --> 00:16:46,843 No, I didn't say that. 219 00:16:46,885 --> 00:16:49,725 It's just, the job's gone, so... 220 00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:52,963 Did you just take a lighter? 221 00:16:53,005 --> 00:16:54,125 No I didn't! 222 00:16:54,645 --> 00:16:56,443 Yeah, I think you did there was a red one... 223 00:16:56,485 --> 00:16:57,563 Oi! 224 00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:01,085 She just... 225 00:17:02,645 --> 00:17:04,403 But I'll let you know now. 226 00:17:04,445 --> 00:17:06,765 Before things get messy 227 00:17:07,045 --> 00:17:08,605 I have a boyfriend 228 00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:11,845 Yeah. Umm. 229 00:17:12,045 --> 00:17:14,563 Ha ha ha 230 00:17:14,605 --> 00:17:16,243 Six, seven, eight. 231 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:20,245 At the, Video, Store renting a movie, 232 00:17:20,365 --> 00:17:24,203 gonna get some popcorn, have a good time. 233 00:17:24,245 --> 00:17:27,803 Drama... Can I just stop you right there, please. Just for a second. 234 00:17:27,845 --> 00:17:30,325 Ummm How can I help you? 235 00:17:30,885 --> 00:17:32,323 The fucking sign? 236 00:17:32,365 --> 00:17:34,483 Um... yes. 237 00:17:34,525 --> 00:17:36,563 See, that was supposed to be taken down. 238 00:17:36,605 --> 00:17:39,725 Shouldn't actually be there. The job's been taken. So... 239 00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:43,323 You lying little monkey. Position has been taken. 240 00:17:43,365 --> 00:17:44,883 Position filled 241 00:17:44,925 --> 00:17:46,021 And what would that be sweetie 242 00:17:46,045 --> 00:17:49,085 I'm sort of up for anything. 243 00:17:50,085 --> 00:17:51,765 The jobs gone 244 00:17:51,965 --> 00:17:53,565 It's gone? 245 00:17:54,085 --> 00:17:55,643 Yeah well, you know what? 246 00:17:55,685 --> 00:17:58,403 Maybe you should tell people that at the beginning? 247 00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,763 I gave some my best material just now, and it's. 248 00:18:00,805 --> 00:18:03,083 It's take, take, take. Why do people do that? 249 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,325 I didn't. I didn't wanna... 250 00:18:04,765 --> 00:18:07,003 It's a rhetorical question Bitch! 251 00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:08,243 What's fucking point! 252 00:18:08,285 --> 00:18:12,725 Oooh Andy, you bit off more than you could chew that day 253 00:18:28,685 --> 00:18:31,563 Hello. What have we got here? 254 00:18:31,605 --> 00:18:32,725 Hi. 255 00:18:32,885 --> 00:18:33,965 Hi. 256 00:18:34,685 --> 00:18:37,445 I've come about the job. 257 00:18:38,005 --> 00:18:42,363 Yeah, just. Umm 258 00:18:42,405 --> 00:18:46,003 Just fill one of these out. 259 00:18:46,045 --> 00:18:48,365 Just... just down here 260 00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:02,525 These please 261 00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:08,003 You got a card? 262 00:19:08,045 --> 00:19:09,285 Yes 263 00:19:12,365 --> 00:19:13,803 Would you like a bag with that? 264 00:19:13,845 --> 00:19:16,445 Yes, please. 265 00:19:17,285 --> 00:19:18,285 Thank you. 266 00:19:30,605 --> 00:19:31,963 All done? 267 00:19:33,245 --> 00:19:34,725 Ok 268 00:19:36,645 --> 00:19:38,925 Umm... You left out your last name. 269 00:19:39,165 --> 00:19:41,845 Yeah, I know... 270 00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:45,045 Do I have to? Is that important? 271 00:19:45,245 --> 00:19:49,405 Nah, umm it.. it probably is. 272 00:19:49,765 --> 00:19:52,325 Sorry. It's just. 273 00:19:53,365 --> 00:19:55,325 Promise you won't laugh. 274 00:19:55,605 --> 00:19:56,605 Okay. 275 00:19:57,085 --> 00:19:59,203 It's Frigineze 276 00:19:59,245 --> 00:20:00,283 What? 277 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:04,405 It's Italian. My Dad was Italian. 278 00:20:04,485 --> 00:20:06,123 And you're laughing? 279 00:20:06,165 --> 00:20:09,045 No umm. Um, how do you spell it? 280 00:20:10,365 --> 00:20:13,725 F r I g 281 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,043 Frig 282 00:20:16,085 --> 00:20:20,165 You know what... why don't I just do it other wise we'll be here all night. 283 00:20:23,445 --> 00:20:28,203 You got your email and phone number? 284 00:20:28,245 --> 00:20:31,045 Okay, um that should be... good. 285 00:20:32,165 --> 00:20:35,925 Thanks... when will I hear from you? 286 00:20:36,405 --> 00:20:38,741 Ummm... the boss will probably call you in for an interview... 287 00:20:38,765 --> 00:20:41,803 and he'll pretty much take it from there so... 288 00:20:41,845 --> 00:20:44,163 So... 289 00:20:44,205 --> 00:20:46,845 Have you had many other applicants? 290 00:20:47,805 --> 00:20:50,365 A few, yeah 291 00:20:50,925 --> 00:20:53,365 Hardly any, really. 292 00:20:53,725 --> 00:20:54,803 Okay, great. 293 00:20:54,845 --> 00:20:56,325 I'll see you soon. 294 00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,163 Yeah. 295 00:20:58,205 --> 00:21:00,365 Yeah, no problem. 296 00:21:00,565 --> 00:21:03,245 Actually. Why? 297 00:21:04,245 --> 00:21:06,245 Like why do you want to work here? 298 00:21:07,445 --> 00:21:08,885 Well, 299 00:21:09,645 --> 00:21:11,685 I like movies 300 00:21:11,765 --> 00:21:13,805 and I need the money 301 00:21:14,605 --> 00:21:19,885 and break from bad boys. 302 00:21:21,005 --> 00:21:23,645 But you're not a bad boy are you? 303 00:21:25,565 --> 00:21:28,645 I mean... yeah a little. 304 00:21:29,805 --> 00:21:33,085 No, I'm not 305 00:21:33,405 --> 00:21:35,125 Good. 306 00:21:35,365 --> 00:21:36,803 No other reason? 307 00:21:36,845 --> 00:21:39,085 No why? 308 00:21:39,285 --> 00:21:41,285 Nothing... 309 00:21:41,365 --> 00:21:44,525 You know, working here might change your attitude 310 00:21:45,005 --> 00:21:46,203 about movies. 311 00:21:46,245 --> 00:21:49,525 About movies, I mean, and not for the better. 312 00:21:51,045 --> 00:21:54,125 I think I'll take that chance. 313 00:22:03,485 --> 00:22:06,725 What are you're doing now? 314 00:22:13,045 --> 00:22:17,325 Andrew... very clever. 315 00:22:22,485 --> 00:22:25,205 Just scan it like that. 316 00:22:25,325 --> 00:22:26,581 Run it through there a couple of times. 317 00:22:26,605 --> 00:22:28,685 Give it to the customer, and that's it. 318 00:22:29,445 --> 00:22:32,805 And if you have any other questions, you can just ask Andy over here. 319 00:22:33,725 --> 00:22:35,563 I prefer Andrew. 320 00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:36,843 Actually. 321 00:22:36,885 --> 00:22:38,163 Right... 322 00:22:38,205 --> 00:22:40,163 Who you've already met. 323 00:22:40,205 --> 00:22:41,163 Hi. 324 00:22:41,205 --> 00:22:42,205 Hi again. 325 00:22:42,245 --> 00:22:43,645 All right. Um. 326 00:22:43,965 --> 00:22:45,485 Good luck, kids. Heh. 327 00:22:46,085 --> 00:22:47,805 No funny business. 328 00:22:48,405 --> 00:22:53,525 Well, unless, of course... um... good luck! 329 00:22:55,645 --> 00:22:57,005 Anyway. 330 00:22:57,525 --> 00:22:58,725 Let's get to it. 331 00:22:59,285 --> 00:23:01,165 Okey dokey. 332 00:23:13,365 --> 00:23:15,043 Excuse me service, clerk 333 00:23:15,085 --> 00:23:17,325 Do you have Next Gen series two on Blu? 334 00:23:17,845 --> 00:23:20,965 Umm... Just let me check. 335 00:23:27,165 --> 00:23:29,085 Nah, it's okay. 336 00:23:29,885 --> 00:23:30,963 Win 8 or 10? 337 00:23:31,005 --> 00:23:32,005 What? 338 00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:34,443 Windows 8 or Windows 10? 339 00:23:34,485 --> 00:23:35,603 I don't know. 340 00:23:35,645 --> 00:23:37,765 I just know how to turn it on. 341 00:23:39,245 --> 00:23:40,781 No, it doesn't look like we have it. 342 00:23:40,805 --> 00:23:42,083 Sacrilege!! 343 00:23:42,125 --> 00:23:44,843 And you call yourself a video rental shop? 344 00:23:44,885 --> 00:23:46,243 Yeah, we do. 345 00:23:46,285 --> 00:23:48,923 Fffftt! More like a space anomaly void of viddy's 346 00:23:48,965 --> 00:23:52,045 from the filmdrome. 347 00:23:52,925 --> 00:23:56,723 Can I help you with anything else? 348 00:23:56,765 --> 00:24:01,885 So when's that penultimate edition Trek TOS on BLU coming in? 349 00:24:02,645 --> 00:24:04,043 I don't know. 350 00:24:04,085 --> 00:24:08,565 Your Captain said it would dock this week! Stardate 72027.4 351 00:24:09,325 --> 00:24:12,245 That's today, to civilians. 352 00:24:12,925 --> 00:24:15,123 Umm... Well, it hasn't. So... 353 00:24:15,165 --> 00:24:17,163 Do you follow the current Trek? 354 00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:18,803 Nah man, come on give me a break. 355 00:24:18,845 --> 00:24:19,845 So, do you? 356 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,563 No! 357 00:24:21,605 --> 00:24:24,643 I like the 60 series, but... Next Gen, that bald guy 358 00:24:24,685 --> 00:24:26,565 just comes across as too much of a limp dick and 359 00:24:26,605 --> 00:24:29,005 the new films are just trying to copy Star Wars so... 360 00:24:29,765 --> 00:24:31,203 Wash your mouth out! 361 00:24:31,245 --> 00:24:31,885 Well, they are! 362 00:24:32,085 --> 00:24:33,365 Setting for stun! 363 00:24:34,205 --> 00:24:36,285 Star Wars is better anyway. 364 00:24:36,525 --> 00:24:37,963 Say that again. 365 00:24:38,005 --> 00:24:40,843 I dare you. 366 00:24:40,885 --> 00:24:43,723 Star Wars is... 367 00:24:43,765 --> 00:24:44,445 Look. 368 00:24:44,685 --> 00:24:46,125 Can you please stop? 369 00:24:46,365 --> 00:24:47,965 Can you just stop that? 370 00:24:48,525 --> 00:24:51,045 Can I help you with anything else? 371 00:25:02,645 --> 00:25:03,765 Hi there. 372 00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:06,403 Do you have "Shriek of the Mutilated" or 373 00:25:06,445 --> 00:25:09,605 "Sorority House Massacre"? 374 00:25:10,285 --> 00:25:11,445 Shriek... 375 00:25:13,485 --> 00:25:15,883 Nup, doesn't look like it. 376 00:25:15,925 --> 00:25:19,165 "Sorority House Massacre". 377 00:25:21,005 --> 00:25:23,365 Sorry. Sorry. No. 378 00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:26,283 How about "I Eat Your Skin"? 379 00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:28,043 And that's not a request, baby. 380 00:25:28,085 --> 00:25:30,403 Ha ha. 381 00:25:30,445 --> 00:25:34,003 What happened to the... the gore fest of the eighties and nineties anyway? 382 00:25:34,045 --> 00:25:35,363 I dunno. 383 00:25:35,405 --> 00:25:37,123 The eighties and nineties man... 384 00:25:37,165 --> 00:25:38,603 those were the days! 385 00:25:38,645 --> 00:25:41,245 You know... popcorn and mixed lollies and... 386 00:25:41,405 --> 00:25:44,805 and an old VHS tape in a sweaty, plastic case. 387 00:25:46,565 --> 00:25:48,925 I, I have a movie idea, but should I tell you? 388 00:25:49,605 --> 00:25:51,563 You know what? I'm kind of busy. 389 00:25:51,605 --> 00:25:53,045 Won't take a second. 390 00:25:55,485 --> 00:25:57,883 I'll just liked the way that Kirk handled things 391 00:25:57,925 --> 00:25:59,603 he'd just go the 'old school way' 392 00:25:59,645 --> 00:26:01,021 and use his fists to get the job done! 393 00:26:01,045 --> 00:26:03,523 Sensors detect a Caveman! 394 00:26:06,245 --> 00:26:11,925 Violence should always be the last resort. 395 00:26:13,725 --> 00:26:15,843 It's not after short attention span audiences. 396 00:26:15,885 --> 00:26:17,723 It's cerebral, it's challenging. 397 00:26:17,765 --> 00:26:19,203 It asks questions. 398 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:21,005 I have a question. 399 00:26:21,365 --> 00:26:24,083 What did Spock find in Kirk's toilet? 400 00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:25,525 A Tribble? 401 00:26:25,925 --> 00:26:27,965 The Captain's Log. 402 00:26:28,645 --> 00:26:30,725 What did they also find in his pants? 403 00:26:32,365 --> 00:26:34,085 A Klingon. 404 00:26:34,565 --> 00:26:35,605 He he. 405 00:26:35,965 --> 00:26:36,965 Ha ha ha 406 00:26:41,405 --> 00:26:43,923 It'll never be the same for us old timers. 407 00:26:43,965 --> 00:26:45,683 It's like losing your virginity. 408 00:26:45,725 --> 00:26:47,325 You can only do it once. 409 00:26:47,765 --> 00:26:49,845 You can only die once too! 410 00:26:52,565 --> 00:26:55,005 Not in the movies, Devochka! 411 00:26:56,645 --> 00:26:59,485 Science fiction, motion pictures and superhero movies are huge! 412 00:26:59,765 --> 00:27:02,005 What does that tell you? I'll tell you what it tells you! 413 00:27:02,085 --> 00:27:03,803 It says people want villains defeated 414 00:27:03,845 --> 00:27:06,723 defined heroes and heroines with romance and happy ending. 415 00:27:06,765 --> 00:27:13,725 Or maybe people just want to escape from their otherwise meaningless, boring and lonely lives. 416 00:27:14,405 --> 00:27:18,203 I didn't mean, you... no, I meant 417 00:27:18,245 --> 00:27:20,645 in general. 418 00:27:54,325 --> 00:27:55,685 Hey kids! 419 00:27:56,445 --> 00:27:58,883 Hold up a sec. 420 00:27:58,925 --> 00:28:01,043 Now remember. 421 00:28:01,085 --> 00:28:03,283 Some of these peeps are our 'bread and butter.' 422 00:28:03,325 --> 00:28:04,083 What! 423 00:28:04,125 --> 00:28:08,403 Well you know, customers like 'Horror Nut' and 'Trek Nerd'. 424 00:28:08,445 --> 00:28:11,083 Try not to make fun of them, okay? 425 00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:14,725 We know they're pathetic! But try not to alienate them. 426 00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:16,523 Sorry, boss. 427 00:28:16,565 --> 00:28:18,443 I just can't help it sometimes. 428 00:28:18,485 --> 00:28:19,925 Yeah sorry. 429 00:28:22,085 --> 00:28:23,365 Hey kids! 430 00:28:24,565 --> 00:28:26,403 With downloads killing us. 431 00:28:26,445 --> 00:28:28,565 We've only got a few more years left to stay afloat. 432 00:28:29,365 --> 00:28:33,125 So film buffs of any persuasion are our friends... 433 00:28:33,525 --> 00:28:34,563 Got it? 434 00:28:34,605 --> 00:28:35,283 Got it. 435 00:28:35,325 --> 00:28:37,725 That treat them with respect and dignity. 436 00:28:37,965 --> 00:28:42,445 And remember, it is our privilege to provide them quality entertainment 437 00:28:42,605 --> 00:28:45,843 and assorted confectionery at a reasonable price. 438 00:28:45,885 --> 00:28:47,363 Ok. He he 439 00:28:47,405 --> 00:28:49,525 Hey Andy! 440 00:28:52,445 --> 00:28:56,205 Can you put that new box collection of Hitchcock 441 00:28:56,247 --> 00:28:58,487 classics down on aisle three next to the soft porn? Okay? 442 00:28:58,525 --> 00:28:59,723 Okay? 443 00:28:59,765 --> 00:29:04,205 Somebody might confuse the word cock with... and rent one by mistake. 444 00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:06,923 Yeah tomorrow, or? 445 00:29:06,965 --> 00:29:09,445 Yeah, whatev's. 446 00:29:17,765 --> 00:29:19,845 You don't say much, do you? 447 00:29:21,645 --> 00:29:25,525 I usually only speak when I have something to say. 448 00:29:27,205 --> 00:29:28,205 Okay. 449 00:29:29,045 --> 00:29:32,683 So you still seeing that tough guy? 450 00:29:32,725 --> 00:29:36,403 No. 451 00:29:36,445 --> 00:29:41,365 Broke that off just after... you know. 452 00:29:42,405 --> 00:29:43,405 Yeah, 453 00:29:44,125 --> 00:29:46,643 I felt bad for, like, not doing 454 00:29:46,685 --> 00:29:49,645 or saying anything. 455 00:29:51,085 --> 00:29:53,805 You're sweet. 456 00:29:54,285 --> 00:29:57,565 He would have killed you. 457 00:29:57,765 --> 00:29:59,005 Who's that gonna help? 458 00:29:59,085 --> 00:30:01,485 So you're not seeing him anymore? 459 00:30:01,565 --> 00:30:03,005 I said no. 460 00:30:03,245 --> 00:30:04,245 Why do you ask? 461 00:30:05,605 --> 00:30:06,605 Nothing. 462 00:30:11,205 --> 00:30:12,205 So. 463 00:30:13,165 --> 00:30:14,165 Andy, 464 00:30:15,005 --> 00:30:17,365 tell me about you. Hobbies? 465 00:30:18,445 --> 00:30:19,483 Got a girlfriend? 466 00:30:19,525 --> 00:30:21,445 No girlfriend. 467 00:30:21,685 --> 00:30:23,605 Who needs 'em anyway, I say 468 00:30:24,325 --> 00:30:26,325 it's just a hassle if you ask me. 469 00:30:26,445 --> 00:30:27,805 Yeah. 470 00:30:29,045 --> 00:30:30,045 I... 471 00:30:31,165 --> 00:30:33,723 I play guitar in a band. 472 00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:34,645 Really? 473 00:30:34,765 --> 00:30:36,645 Yeah. 474 00:30:37,045 --> 00:30:38,525 You need a singer? 475 00:30:38,765 --> 00:30:41,325 Um, we already have one. 476 00:30:41,645 --> 00:30:43,645 He's a douchebag! But... 477 00:30:44,165 --> 00:30:45,605 he's ours. 478 00:30:46,125 --> 00:30:46,963 What kind of singer? 479 00:30:47,005 --> 00:30:49,725 Like, La la la! 480 00:30:50,125 --> 00:30:52,965 Or, La la la! 481 00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:54,645 Ha ha, um 482 00:30:55,045 --> 00:30:57,085 La la la! 483 00:30:58,285 --> 00:30:59,285 Right. 484 00:30:59,845 --> 00:31:01,285 So the dark stuff? 485 00:31:01,365 --> 00:31:03,165 Dark is it gets. 486 00:31:03,245 --> 00:31:05,963 Angry lyrics, then? 487 00:31:06,005 --> 00:31:08,483 No kind of hopeless 488 00:31:08,525 --> 00:31:12,603 for me it's just the way things are, you know, like with global warming 489 00:31:12,645 --> 00:31:16,485 and lack of NBN in my area. 490 00:31:18,725 --> 00:31:23,003 You're not joking. 491 00:31:23,045 --> 00:31:26,285 I can't tell with you sometimes. 492 00:31:26,405 --> 00:31:31,643 You don't seem like a sad person. 493 00:31:31,685 --> 00:31:35,005 I just don't have a really good view on society or people in general. 494 00:31:35,765 --> 00:31:37,043 And working here doesn't help. 495 00:31:37,085 --> 00:31:40,523 I mean, a couple of late nights here and you really get to see the underbelly 496 00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:43,765 if you know what I mean. 497 00:31:52,205 --> 00:31:55,285 Bet you're a lot of fun at parties Tiger. 498 00:31:55,565 --> 00:31:57,205 What parties? 499 00:31:59,165 --> 00:32:03,485 You know, Andy, you've gotta learn to lighten up. 500 00:32:04,685 --> 00:32:08,365 Live a little. Live in the moment. 501 00:32:10,925 --> 00:32:14,085 It's not so easy. 502 00:32:15,525 --> 00:32:19,925 You don't know unless you try, 503 00:32:21,605 --> 00:32:24,045 It can't kill you. 504 00:32:32,725 --> 00:32:33,725 It can't kill you. 505 00:32:34,085 --> 00:32:35,085 Can't kill you. 506 00:32:35,405 --> 00:32:36,405 Can't kill you. 507 00:32:37,365 --> 00:32:38,365 Can't kill you. 508 00:32:40,205 --> 00:32:41,405 Can't kill you. 509 00:32:41,725 --> 00:32:42,765 Can't kill you. 510 00:32:43,045 --> 00:32:44,045 Can't kill you. 511 00:32:44,165 --> 00:32:45,325 Can't kill you. 512 00:33:19,325 --> 00:33:20,325 Hey! 513 00:33:21,365 --> 00:33:22,365 Bad news? 514 00:33:22,645 --> 00:33:23,645 Hmmpt. 515 00:33:23,845 --> 00:33:25,765 You wouldn't even believe it. 516 00:33:25,965 --> 00:33:27,005 What? 517 00:33:27,165 --> 00:33:29,485 Our 'dead shit' singer quit our band. 518 00:33:30,045 --> 00:33:33,085 I told you I could sing. 519 00:33:33,605 --> 00:33:34,323 Okay. 520 00:33:34,365 --> 00:33:35,765 Sing me something. 521 00:33:36,485 --> 00:33:38,405 What? Right now? 522 00:33:39,365 --> 00:33:40,925 Yeah. 523 00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:45,845 Rent me at this last shop. 524 00:33:46,565 --> 00:33:49,765 Come on, and rent me at this last shop. 525 00:33:49,925 --> 00:33:50,925 Hehe 526 00:33:50,965 --> 00:33:52,245 Ha 527 00:33:52,445 --> 00:33:53,445 Okay, 528 00:33:53,965 --> 00:33:56,123 so how? 529 00:33:56,165 --> 00:33:57,165 Like... 530 00:33:57,805 --> 00:34:00,445 Where did you learn to sing? 531 00:34:02,885 --> 00:34:08,045 I... sing in the shower, I guess. 532 00:34:09,605 --> 00:34:10,885 Yeah. 533 00:34:11,405 --> 00:34:14,565 So, go on. 534 00:34:14,845 --> 00:34:16,645 I wouldn't want to bore you. 535 00:34:16,805 --> 00:34:18,283 No, it's not. It's... 536 00:34:18,325 --> 00:34:20,565 it's not boring. 537 00:34:23,285 --> 00:34:24,765 Nah. 538 00:34:25,045 --> 00:34:27,525 Hey, I shared earlier. 539 00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:30,125 Is that the time? 540 00:34:30,405 --> 00:34:31,405 Umm 541 00:34:32,605 --> 00:34:34,445 I'm gonna go. 542 00:34:35,045 --> 00:34:37,165 I'll see you tomorrow? 543 00:34:37,925 --> 00:34:39,885 Okay. 544 00:34:51,285 --> 00:34:54,805 Okay, well, you're telling me tomorrow, then. 545 00:34:59,405 --> 00:35:02,405 I hope she doesn't make a habit of leaving this early. 546 00:35:02,605 --> 00:35:04,325 She has to be somewhere. 547 00:35:04,485 --> 00:35:05,923 Anywhere but here hey? 548 00:35:07,645 --> 00:35:11,003 I couldn't help but overhear your conversation earlier. 549 00:35:11,045 --> 00:35:12,563 Yeah., how 'd you manage that? 550 00:35:12,605 --> 00:35:16,205 The sound must travel upstairs, anyway. 551 00:35:16,845 --> 00:35:19,085 What's with all your doom and gloom spiel? 552 00:35:19,205 --> 00:35:20,003 What do you mean? 553 00:35:20,045 --> 00:35:21,165 Well you and Stacy? 554 00:35:21,365 --> 00:35:22,003 What? 555 00:35:22,045 --> 00:35:25,803 Well all that crap about dark music and hopelessness, 556 00:35:25,845 --> 00:35:28,141 I mean, are you deliberately trying to make you think you're a tool? 557 00:35:28,165 --> 00:35:28,863 No. 558 00:35:28,905 --> 00:35:29,683 I mean, are you? 559 00:35:29,725 --> 00:35:31,621 No, I'm not trying to make her think I'm a too... Andy! 560 00:35:31,645 --> 00:35:34,403 Women don't want all that depression crap. 561 00:35:34,445 --> 00:35:35,083 They want to laugh. 562 00:35:35,125 --> 00:35:37,203 They want to be entertained. 563 00:35:37,245 --> 00:35:39,365 I'm not a performing clown, Gary. 564 00:35:39,445 --> 00:35:41,085 Apparently, you're just a clown. 565 00:35:41,925 --> 00:35:43,085 Now look, 566 00:35:43,285 --> 00:35:47,205 sometimes you have to be a, a... a performer! 567 00:35:47,605 --> 00:35:49,925 The courtship game is... is all an act. 568 00:35:50,725 --> 00:35:51,843 The courtship? 569 00:35:51,885 --> 00:35:53,163 It's not 1920. 570 00:35:53,205 --> 00:35:54,243 Do you like her? 571 00:35:54,285 --> 00:35:55,323 What? 572 00:35:55,365 --> 00:35:56,843 Well, I know you like her 573 00:35:56,885 --> 00:36:00,085 I mean, you'd have to be gay or clinically dead, not to. 574 00:36:01,085 --> 00:36:02,085 Yeah. 575 00:36:02,565 --> 00:36:05,963 Now, listen, I'm going to give you some advice. 576 00:36:06,005 --> 00:36:09,565 Now, I normally wouldn't bother, but it's obvious you need some direction, my boy. 577 00:36:09,885 --> 00:36:10,843 Gary I really don't need... 578 00:36:10,885 --> 00:36:12,443 Now just shut up and listen. 579 00:36:12,485 --> 00:36:16,645 Now, firstly, cut out all this teenage angst and depression crap! 580 00:36:17,365 --> 00:36:22,325 I mean, girls want dependable, strong adults, not whining infants. 581 00:36:22,565 --> 00:36:23,701 Gary, you can't talk to me like that... 582 00:36:23,725 --> 00:36:27,405 Secondly, ask her some personal questions. 583 00:36:27,765 --> 00:36:31,765 Listen, and nod seriously as she answers. 584 00:36:32,325 --> 00:36:36,125 See, women love to hear themselves talk, so this shouldn't be too much of a problem. 585 00:36:36,485 --> 00:36:40,445 And what this displays is your caring, stroke, sensitive side. 586 00:36:41,045 --> 00:36:42,723 Caring stroke, sensitive side. 587 00:36:42,765 --> 00:36:48,285 I know it's a paradox, but women like both the masculine and the feminine together, 588 00:36:48,725 --> 00:36:50,645 which means you have to be a good actor. 589 00:36:50,805 --> 00:36:52,043 You mean liar. 590 00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:56,525 Whatever. And always be totally in awe of everything she says. 591 00:36:56,645 --> 00:37:00,683 As if you were listening to the Virgin Mary or Marilyn Monroe 592 00:37:00,725 --> 00:37:04,125 or, or, or Katy Perry, and then... 593 00:37:04,965 --> 00:37:07,283 get her to ask you some questions. 594 00:37:07,325 --> 00:37:09,525 And once you've got her attention... 595 00:37:10,965 --> 00:37:12,445 ignore her 596 00:37:13,405 --> 00:37:14,405 What? 597 00:37:14,645 --> 00:37:16,125 You ignore her. 598 00:37:16,525 --> 00:37:17,701 Okay, that's what I thought you said. 599 00:37:17,725 --> 00:37:21,925 You've showed her your sensitive side by patiently listening to her tales of woe. 600 00:37:22,525 --> 00:37:26,605 And then when it's your turn to talk, you clam up. Drives the women crazy. 601 00:37:27,045 --> 00:37:29,603 Well, she'll think you're an enigma and simply have to have ya. 602 00:37:29,645 --> 00:37:30,645 Bullshit! 603 00:37:30,725 --> 00:37:33,483 It's not the bullshit, it's THE shit! 604 00:37:33,525 --> 00:37:36,605 Now remember, be strong, listen 605 00:37:37,485 --> 00:37:39,045 and then ignore her. 606 00:38:01,725 --> 00:38:04,685 Hey Frigineze! Like your new outfit! 607 00:38:05,205 --> 00:38:06,483 Looks BOSS! 608 00:38:06,525 --> 00:38:07,525 Thanks. 609 00:38:07,565 --> 00:38:09,885 I went shopping at this totally sick new place in the city. 610 00:38:10,205 --> 00:38:11,645 It's the new me. 611 00:38:13,365 --> 00:38:14,685 What do you think? 612 00:38:14,965 --> 00:38:17,205 Totally sick. 613 00:38:17,765 --> 00:38:20,165 So what's the job tonight? 614 00:38:20,445 --> 00:38:22,643 Well, Gary's got a bunch of new stock out the back 615 00:38:22,685 --> 00:38:27,285 that needs to be brought in and labeled so... 616 00:38:28,725 --> 00:38:30,603 You want to show me? 617 00:38:30,645 --> 00:38:33,565 It's just out the back near the coffee machine. 618 00:38:41,285 --> 00:38:43,763 Do you want to show me? 619 00:38:43,805 --> 00:38:49,245 It's just out the back near the coffee machine. 620 00:38:59,525 --> 00:39:02,123 Don't get up! I can manage. 621 00:39:02,165 --> 00:39:04,885 Kay 622 00:39:09,685 --> 00:39:13,325 So, Stacy... it's your turn to spill the old jelly beans. 623 00:39:14,165 --> 00:39:15,563 Where'd you hail from? 624 00:39:15,605 --> 00:39:16,725 Why? 625 00:39:16,925 --> 00:39:18,725 I'm interested. 626 00:39:21,965 --> 00:39:24,403 I grew up on a cattle station 627 00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:26,403 In Lake Nash in the N.T. 628 00:39:26,445 --> 00:39:28,085 Cool. 629 00:39:28,245 --> 00:39:29,565 Not cool. 630 00:39:29,765 --> 00:39:31,965 Seven kids in a sweaty worker's cottage. 631 00:39:32,285 --> 00:39:36,045 Too small for a family of three. 632 00:39:36,245 --> 00:39:37,483 We got by. 633 00:39:37,525 --> 00:39:38,845 Nice place? 634 00:39:40,165 --> 00:39:41,963 Yeah. If you're a masochist. 635 00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:43,203 Nice neighbors, or...? 636 00:39:43,245 --> 00:39:45,243 We lived on a cattle station... 637 00:39:45,285 --> 00:39:47,243 miles from civilization. 638 00:39:47,285 --> 00:39:49,365 How could we have had neighbors? 639 00:39:55,885 --> 00:39:57,405 So you had a big family? 640 00:39:58,125 --> 00:39:59,683 Seven kids I said. 641 00:39:59,725 --> 00:40:02,725 That's a... four dollars thanks. 642 00:40:04,925 --> 00:40:06,645 Andy... 643 00:40:07,085 --> 00:40:09,443 you're not a real good listener are you? 644 00:40:20,885 --> 00:40:24,685 So how'd you get out of there? 645 00:40:25,805 --> 00:40:31,163 We moved to Brisbane just after my father died in a car crash. 646 00:40:31,205 --> 00:40:33,043 That's terrible. 647 00:40:33,085 --> 00:40:34,405 How old were you? 648 00:40:35,405 --> 00:40:37,723 Fifteen. 649 00:40:37,765 --> 00:40:39,525 Whoa 650 00:40:39,965 --> 00:40:43,325 My stepmother was a fucking witch, 651 00:40:44,205 --> 00:40:46,845 so I was out of there soon after, and... 652 00:40:47,525 --> 00:40:50,125 I never looked back. 653 00:40:50,445 --> 00:40:52,765 That's really sad, Stace. 654 00:40:53,325 --> 00:40:58,925 I don't know how I would have coped growing up without my parents. 655 00:41:00,085 --> 00:41:04,765 I'll be back in a tick my Droogs. 656 00:41:09,965 --> 00:41:13,883 So... have you seen any good bands lately? 657 00:41:13,925 --> 00:41:16,965 Umm... nah, not really. 658 00:41:19,085 --> 00:41:21,845 The Reverend's are playing in the Valley tomorrow night. 659 00:41:22,005 --> 00:41:24,363 And I was wondering... 660 00:41:24,405 --> 00:41:28,965 Well, we better get back to it. Can't sit and chit chat all day. 661 00:41:30,525 --> 00:41:32,925 Yeah, right. 662 00:41:39,245 --> 00:41:41,405 What's wrong with you today? 663 00:41:41,725 --> 00:41:45,165 One minute you're nice and the next you're a total arsehole! 664 00:41:48,525 --> 00:41:52,285 And they say women are fucking fickle. 665 00:41:53,005 --> 00:41:54,605 Fucking Gary 666 00:41:58,245 --> 00:41:58,963 Not again! 667 00:41:59,005 --> 00:41:59,843 What? 668 00:41:59,885 --> 00:42:00,643 Stay down. 669 00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:01,523 Get off me what the fu...! 670 00:42:01,565 --> 00:42:02,203 Shhh quiet! 671 00:42:02,245 --> 00:42:05,405 This is a robbery Sunshine open the register, 672 00:42:05,565 --> 00:42:08,325 empty it, and hand over your phone and wallet! 673 00:42:09,125 --> 00:42:10,563 Come on, cup cake! 674 00:42:10,605 --> 00:42:13,125 I said now, not 'Now Now'! 675 00:42:13,365 --> 00:42:15,923 Hey! What are you reaching for? 676 00:42:15,965 --> 00:42:17,683 Keys! Keys to the register. 677 00:42:17,725 --> 00:42:18,605 Is it? 678 00:42:18,685 --> 00:42:19,383 Yeah. 679 00:42:19,425 --> 00:42:20,483 Hurry it up. 680 00:42:20,525 --> 00:42:22,725 Ok, come on! 681 00:42:29,965 --> 00:42:32,443 Is that it?! 682 00:42:32,485 --> 00:42:33,803 That's it!? 683 00:42:33,845 --> 00:42:35,483 Yeah, not many punters today. 684 00:42:35,525 --> 00:42:36,701 Probably because the footy's on. 685 00:42:36,725 --> 00:42:37,603 What!? 686 00:42:37,645 --> 00:42:39,325 Damn it! He's right. 687 00:42:39,925 --> 00:42:41,203 What teams are playing again? 688 00:42:41,245 --> 00:42:43,843 Hey, shut up! 689 00:42:43,885 --> 00:42:46,805 Now, give me your phone and your wallet and make it snappy. 690 00:42:46,925 --> 00:42:50,165 Holy... shiznit! It's the cops! 691 00:42:50,525 --> 00:42:53,363 Pearl Jam there, must have fingered a silent alarm! 692 00:42:53,405 --> 00:42:56,045 You dirty little grub. Hey! 693 00:42:56,205 --> 00:42:57,643 Say good night, my bro! 694 00:42:57,685 --> 00:42:58,805 Wait! 695 00:42:59,285 --> 00:43:01,323 What the? What are you... 696 00:43:01,365 --> 00:43:03,083 What are you doing down there? 697 00:43:03,125 --> 00:43:04,883 What kinda place are you running here? 698 00:43:04,925 --> 00:43:07,243 There's no silent alarm, he was just protecting me! 699 00:43:07,285 --> 00:43:09,925 They're going into the pizza place! 700 00:43:10,205 --> 00:43:11,803 Is there a back way out of here? 701 00:43:11,845 --> 00:43:14,123 Yeah, but it goes straight past Giuseppes. 702 00:43:14,165 --> 00:43:15,645 Giu-Giu-Giu wh... Gui-WHAT? 703 00:43:15,885 --> 00:43:17,123 The-the-the pizza place. 704 00:43:17,165 --> 00:43:18,203 What? 705 00:43:18,245 --> 00:43:20,845 What's with all the bloody cameras? 706 00:43:21,245 --> 00:43:22,443 Security. 707 00:43:22,485 --> 00:43:24,283 Security!? Ha! 708 00:43:24,325 --> 00:43:26,803 S-Security!? Ha ha ha! 709 00:43:26,845 --> 00:43:28,525 Heh heh heh. 710 00:43:28,685 --> 00:43:31,085 It's fricking overkill if you ask me! 711 00:43:31,245 --> 00:43:32,963 Ha ha ha ha ha. 712 00:43:33,005 --> 00:43:34,725 Oooh! They're out! 713 00:43:35,045 --> 00:43:36,483 Ooh, they're coming closer! 714 00:43:36,525 --> 00:43:38,123 No, it's okay. 715 00:43:38,165 --> 00:43:40,763 They just stopped at the newsagents! This is FUCKED!! 716 00:43:40,805 --> 00:43:43,763 S'alright! Just relax! Ooh! They're getting back into their patrol car! 717 00:43:43,805 --> 00:43:44,805 Gees! 718 00:43:45,245 --> 00:43:46,145 They've started the car! 719 00:43:46,205 --> 00:43:47,205 They're going! 720 00:43:49,165 --> 00:43:50,485 They're GOING! 721 00:43:51,765 --> 00:43:53,285 They're GOING! 722 00:43:54,565 --> 00:43:55,883 And... 723 00:43:55,925 --> 00:43:57,365 they're gone. 724 00:43:59,405 --> 00:44:02,285 Okay, let's split. 725 00:44:03,365 --> 00:44:05,523 Thank you very much for your patience. 726 00:44:05,565 --> 00:44:07,845 This has been real, 727 00:44:08,165 --> 00:44:10,165 real nice. 728 00:44:19,445 --> 00:44:20,685 Come on! 729 00:44:20,885 --> 00:44:21,885 Wait for me! 730 00:44:22,005 --> 00:44:23,125 You WAIT for ME! 731 00:44:46,605 --> 00:44:48,645 How where you so calm? 732 00:44:48,845 --> 00:44:49,845 Heh. 733 00:44:50,005 --> 00:44:52,443 It's not the first time we've been robbed. 734 00:44:52,485 --> 00:44:54,845 Still, my heart's beating like a horse though. 735 00:44:55,605 --> 00:44:59,205 Mine too! Really gets the adrenaline pumping. 736 00:44:59,365 --> 00:45:00,485 A 737 00:45:07,925 --> 00:45:13,925 So... anything exciting happening, kids? 738 00:45:18,765 --> 00:45:21,605 What? 739 00:45:30,845 --> 00:45:32,565 This can't keep happening, Kate. 740 00:45:33,405 --> 00:45:35,485 Where's the bloody well "Protect and Serve". 741 00:45:35,685 --> 00:45:37,003 That's the USA, Gary. 742 00:45:37,045 --> 00:45:38,803 Here, it's "With HONOR we serve". 743 00:45:38,845 --> 00:45:40,523 Well, we're the only ones copping a serve, 744 00:45:40,565 --> 00:45:42,445 and it ain't pretty! 745 00:45:43,445 --> 00:45:44,445 Brett. 746 00:45:45,245 --> 00:45:47,283 We're looking into it Gary 'me old son'. 747 00:45:47,325 --> 00:45:49,043 200 and something dollars! 748 00:45:49,085 --> 00:45:51,261 Plus all the loose change the boy had left in his wallet! 749 00:45:51,285 --> 00:45:52,541 And my staff could have been killed! 750 00:45:52,565 --> 00:45:54,821 Now I want to know, what-in-the-hell are you going to do about? 751 00:45:54,845 --> 00:45:57,923 Well, with your extensive security footage and the accompanying audio, 752 00:45:57,965 --> 00:46:00,925 we've got more than an average chance of matching suspects. 753 00:46:01,405 --> 00:46:03,443 How many cameras do you have? 754 00:46:03,485 --> 00:46:06,365 Ten all up. Eight inside and two outside. 755 00:46:07,125 --> 00:46:08,483 Why so many? 756 00:46:08,525 --> 00:46:10,565 I wanted every angle of my store covered. 757 00:46:11,165 --> 00:46:14,205 And if I'm going to be giving stuff away, I want it all on hard disk. 758 00:46:14,805 --> 00:46:18,363 That's a bit excessive, don't you think? 759 00:46:18,405 --> 00:46:22,445 Well no, I don't. 760 00:46:33,485 --> 00:46:37,245 Come on, Stacy. We've been through a holdup together. 761 00:46:37,845 --> 00:46:39,845 So why do you have no fear? 762 00:46:40,925 --> 00:46:41,925 Why? 763 00:46:43,005 --> 00:46:45,723 I had a really violent upbringing. 764 00:46:45,765 --> 00:46:47,323 My parents fought like heavyweights, 765 00:46:47,365 --> 00:46:51,685 and, when they weren't laying into each other, they where laying into me. 766 00:46:53,885 --> 00:46:56,005 Became numb to threat, 767 00:46:56,245 --> 00:46:57,365 I guess. 768 00:46:59,605 --> 00:47:00,805 That's horrible. 769 00:47:01,525 --> 00:47:05,245 Did you ever think of getting help... or something? 770 00:47:06,205 --> 00:47:07,205 Maybe. 771 00:47:08,005 --> 00:47:11,005 Damage already done Tiger. 772 00:47:12,085 --> 00:47:14,885 I find it hard to get emotional about anything. 773 00:47:15,925 --> 00:47:17,403 Is that detachment, 774 00:47:17,445 --> 00:47:19,685 why are you date psychos like Damian? 775 00:47:19,845 --> 00:47:22,165 No Dr Phil. 776 00:47:24,005 --> 00:47:25,565 No. 777 00:47:29,165 --> 00:47:32,285 I once found some photos amongst his things. 778 00:47:32,965 --> 00:47:36,963 Monitoring ordinary people going about their day to day lives. 779 00:47:37,005 --> 00:47:39,845 Sooo... like a pervert? 780 00:47:40,285 --> 00:47:41,965 No. 781 00:47:42,165 --> 00:47:44,565 Maybe? 782 00:47:46,725 --> 00:47:47,963 There were folders 783 00:47:48,005 --> 00:47:52,405 of addresses and schedules, 784 00:47:53,405 --> 00:47:56,365 and there'd be new folders every week. 785 00:47:56,525 --> 00:48:00,325 So you think he was, like, some sort of hitman or something? 786 00:48:01,765 --> 00:48:03,245 Honestly, 787 00:48:04,165 --> 00:48:07,005 I don't know. 788 00:48:07,765 --> 00:48:11,725 Holy crap, Stacy! Talk about turning a blind eye! 789 00:48:13,165 --> 00:48:16,763 We'll it's better than turning a black eye. 790 00:48:16,805 --> 00:48:20,683 Yeah. 791 00:48:20,725 --> 00:48:22,205 Yup, 792 00:48:23,405 --> 00:48:24,565 yup, 793 00:48:25,445 --> 00:48:26,885 I... I will. 794 00:48:26,965 --> 00:48:29,963 Thanks, Detective. 795 00:48:30,005 --> 00:48:31,405 Well, that's that. 796 00:48:31,925 --> 00:48:33,723 Cops said that my security footage 797 00:48:33,765 --> 00:48:37,043 will probably end up on the local evening news tonight. 798 00:48:37,085 --> 00:48:39,645 So... pretty radical hey! 799 00:48:39,805 --> 00:48:42,283 Radical dude. 800 00:48:42,325 --> 00:48:44,843 Anyway, no more moping about. 801 00:48:44,885 --> 00:48:46,965 Let's get back to it. 802 00:48:47,885 --> 00:48:49,883 Gary, I'm 803 00:48:49,925 --> 00:48:52,885 still a little shook up from yesterday. 804 00:48:54,365 --> 00:48:57,803 I was wondering if I could go home early. 805 00:48:57,845 --> 00:49:00,645 So long as it's cool by Andrew. 806 00:49:00,725 --> 00:49:03,923 Umm, sure. Yeah. 807 00:49:03,965 --> 00:49:07,005 Thanks. 808 00:49:14,245 --> 00:49:16,885 Strange girl, that one 809 00:49:18,125 --> 00:49:19,645 You're telling me? 810 00:49:20,685 --> 00:49:22,445 Very strange. 811 00:50:08,405 --> 00:50:09,805 Is that overdue? 812 00:50:10,245 --> 00:50:12,045 Yeah. 813 00:50:13,245 --> 00:50:17,725 So does that mean I have to pay, like, a overdue fee or something? 814 00:50:18,165 --> 00:50:21,565 Well, normally you would, but you can just pay it next time you come in. 815 00:50:24,205 --> 00:50:25,645 How about you fix it... 816 00:50:26,765 --> 00:50:28,445 so I don't have to pay at all? 817 00:50:30,405 --> 00:50:31,405 Sure. 818 00:50:35,525 --> 00:50:38,243 You like working in a video store? 819 00:50:38,285 --> 00:50:39,285 S'alright... 820 00:50:40,125 --> 00:50:43,005 If you like long hours and no money. 821 00:50:43,725 --> 00:50:46,365 Must get a lot of weirdos in here? 822 00:50:47,165 --> 00:50:50,365 Just regular people, I guess. 823 00:50:51,125 --> 00:50:54,245 Do I look like regular people to you? 824 00:50:54,605 --> 00:50:56,083 Umm... no. 825 00:50:56,125 --> 00:51:00,245 Well... what do I look like? 826 00:51:00,725 --> 00:51:03,165 Um, a little dangerous. 827 00:51:04,925 --> 00:51:07,365 A little. 828 00:51:08,085 --> 00:51:09,085 Well. 829 00:51:09,525 --> 00:51:10,723 Dangerous. 830 00:51:13,005 --> 00:51:15,443 Dangerous! 831 00:51:15,485 --> 00:51:16,883 I like that. 832 00:51:16,925 --> 00:51:19,125 No, I think I like you, kid. You're honest. 833 00:51:19,325 --> 00:51:22,965 And if there's one thing I admire in a bloke, it's honesty. 834 00:51:23,405 --> 00:51:24,965 What's your name? 835 00:51:25,245 --> 00:51:26,245 Andrew. 836 00:51:27,085 --> 00:51:28,565 Well, Andy, 837 00:51:29,485 --> 00:51:32,725 let me ask you a question. 838 00:51:34,165 --> 00:51:37,645 Seen any girls around lately? 839 00:51:38,205 --> 00:51:40,085 I've seen a lot of girls. 840 00:51:40,325 --> 00:51:42,405 This one isn't 'lots of girls'. 841 00:51:43,805 --> 00:51:48,605 She's tall, blonde, ooft, banging body, 842 00:51:49,925 --> 00:51:51,845 named Stacy. 843 00:51:52,565 --> 00:51:53,845 Seen her? 844 00:51:56,485 --> 00:51:57,403 Um? 845 00:51:57,445 --> 00:51:59,645 Well, have you or haven't ya? 846 00:52:00,365 --> 00:52:01,405 No. 847 00:52:01,685 --> 00:52:02,445 I... 848 00:52:02,565 --> 00:52:03,565 haven't. 849 00:52:05,725 --> 00:52:07,405 Now you sure? 850 00:52:08,205 --> 00:52:09,205 Yeah, 851 00:52:09,485 --> 00:52:12,923 I'm sure. 852 00:52:12,965 --> 00:52:16,643 All right. 853 00:52:16,685 --> 00:52:20,725 Walt! Tiny! 854 00:52:39,525 --> 00:52:40,805 This is Walt! 855 00:52:41,125 --> 00:52:43,645 So called, because we think he looks like Walt Disney. 856 00:52:44,045 --> 00:52:46,725 And this... this is Tiny, 857 00:52:46,965 --> 00:52:49,725 so called because... 858 00:52:51,205 --> 00:52:52,925 Why do we call you that again? 859 00:52:54,645 --> 00:52:58,565 Because I have a small dick! 860 00:53:00,125 --> 00:53:01,883 Let me show you something Andy. 861 00:53:01,925 --> 00:53:03,125 Where? 862 00:53:03,925 --> 00:53:05,525 Outside in the car. 863 00:53:05,805 --> 00:53:07,923 I can't leave the front desk. 864 00:53:07,965 --> 00:53:09,365 Should be right. 865 00:53:09,725 --> 00:53:11,765 It'll only take a sec. 866 00:53:12,245 --> 00:53:15,605 No, really, I-I-I can't leave the... 867 00:53:15,925 --> 00:53:19,845 Do as he says, kid. 868 00:53:21,645 --> 00:53:22,803 Good. 869 00:53:22,845 --> 00:53:25,523 Now like I said before, Andy, I like you. 870 00:53:25,565 --> 00:53:27,163 I like your honesty. 871 00:53:27,205 --> 00:53:29,803 I mean, some fellas are just never straight with a bloke. 872 00:53:29,845 --> 00:53:31,043 Know what I mean? 873 00:53:31,085 --> 00:53:34,525 I mean, if I had a dollar for every... so-and-so, 874 00:53:34,685 --> 00:53:35,861 who's lied to me over the years. 875 00:53:35,885 --> 00:53:38,165 Well... I'd be the Mayor of Brisbane. 876 00:53:39,565 --> 00:53:40,805 I'm not sure it works that way. 877 00:53:42,325 --> 00:53:43,325 What? 878 00:53:43,765 --> 00:53:45,005 Nothing. 879 00:53:48,525 --> 00:53:51,485 In the end it all comes back to honor, without honor... 880 00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:52,645 Well? 881 00:53:53,125 --> 00:53:59,363 We're no better than the fuck'n animals. 882 00:53:59,405 --> 00:54:05,243 Hey. Hey! Hey, help, hey, help! 883 00:54:05,285 --> 00:54:08,163 Ooh, scared ya! 884 00:54:08,205 --> 00:54:11,045 Now, like I was saying, Andy, honor 885 00:54:11,605 --> 00:54:15,405 and honesty above all else. 886 00:54:15,685 --> 00:54:17,963 Help me! 887 00:54:18,005 --> 00:54:20,205 That! Ha. 888 00:54:20,405 --> 00:54:23,003 That's just a bit of a... practical joke. 889 00:54:23,045 --> 00:54:26,685 Don't you watch Candid Camera? Heh heh. 890 00:54:28,005 --> 00:54:30,085 Get in the car. 891 00:54:30,165 --> 00:54:34,045 Just a bit of a lark mate. 892 00:54:34,405 --> 00:54:37,523 And Andy! 893 00:54:37,565 --> 00:54:39,325 If you see Stacy, 894 00:54:40,045 --> 00:54:41,645 tell her I'm looking for her. 895 00:54:42,445 --> 00:54:45,165 Got that? 896 00:54:45,925 --> 00:54:48,845 Good boy. 897 00:55:35,805 --> 00:55:37,763 And then she says to me, no, no, 898 00:55:37,805 --> 00:55:41,405 I want the Romeo and Juliet with the rock music and the Hawaiian shirts. 899 00:55:41,925 --> 00:55:45,803 I mean, here she is studying the works of the Bard and she wants to rent an MTV 900 00:55:45,845 --> 00:55:50,883 inspired load of 'excuse my French' crap, which literally suffocates Shakespeare! 901 00:55:50,925 --> 00:55:52,523 I thought it was pretty cool. 902 00:55:52,565 --> 00:55:55,483 Well, you would. Not that it's your fault. 903 00:55:55,525 --> 00:55:58,725 Your generation's just never been taught to think for themselves. 904 00:55:59,125 --> 00:56:01,443 I think for myself. 905 00:56:01,485 --> 00:56:02,603 When? 906 00:56:02,645 --> 00:56:03,923 All the time. 907 00:56:03,965 --> 00:56:08,125 Choosing which app to install on your phone is not thinking for yourself Andrew. 908 00:56:08,925 --> 00:56:09,843 Right. 909 00:56:09,885 --> 00:56:12,485 So what do you do in your spare time? 910 00:56:12,845 --> 00:56:14,803 You don't wanna know. 911 00:56:14,845 --> 00:56:16,565 Fine. 912 00:56:17,605 --> 00:56:18,243 Well, 913 00:56:18,285 --> 00:56:20,885 I'm actually writing a docudrama about true love. 914 00:56:21,765 --> 00:56:25,325 It's touching, earnest, hopeful 915 00:56:26,365 --> 00:56:28,723 and most of all, classy. 916 00:56:28,765 --> 00:56:29,765 Really? 917 00:56:29,805 --> 00:56:31,965 As we fuck'n speak! 918 00:56:32,045 --> 00:56:34,485 It's going to be real to use your speak 919 00:56:34,685 --> 00:56:37,603 fully sick, bro. 920 00:56:37,645 --> 00:56:42,923 But... sometimes I wonder what the point is with all this flashy foreign product, 921 00:56:42,965 --> 00:56:48,205 who's going to care about ordinary people and their trials and tribulations? 922 00:56:48,965 --> 00:56:50,925 I know what's eating you. 923 00:56:51,005 --> 00:56:53,243 With that video store closing down... 924 00:56:53,285 --> 00:56:56,405 in Yatala... this must be like one of the last ones left. 925 00:56:56,725 --> 00:57:00,525 Yeah, is only three left now in the whole city. 926 00:57:01,245 --> 00:57:02,323 S'that all? 927 00:57:02,365 --> 00:57:03,805 But who's counting? 928 00:57:04,605 --> 00:57:07,925 Downloads are killing us slowly. 929 00:57:08,205 --> 00:57:10,163 End of an era, Gary. 930 00:57:10,205 --> 00:57:12,203 Same thing happened with Drive-Ins. 931 00:57:12,245 --> 00:57:13,363 Yeah, Cinemas will be next. 932 00:57:13,405 --> 00:57:15,565 Never! 933 00:57:18,605 --> 00:57:20,323 So what's this you're watching? 934 00:57:20,365 --> 00:57:22,483 'Trailer Park Psycho.' 935 00:57:22,525 --> 00:57:26,163 It's about the day to day adventures of a narcissistic psycho killer. 936 00:57:26,205 --> 00:57:28,283 So now this is exactly the point I'm trying to make. 937 00:57:28,325 --> 00:57:29,843 What kind of message is this? 938 00:57:29,885 --> 00:57:31,445 Beats me? 939 00:57:31,965 --> 00:57:36,005 See, in the old days, movies had heroes with principles and good moral values. 940 00:57:36,885 --> 00:57:37,763 I don't know. 941 00:57:37,805 --> 00:57:41,525 Back then, everything seemed, clearer and less complicated. 942 00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:45,125 You mean black and white? 943 00:57:45,965 --> 00:57:47,643 Well, you said it yourself, Gary. 944 00:57:47,685 --> 00:57:49,963 The real world isn't like that. 945 00:57:50,005 --> 00:57:51,203 It's grey. 946 00:57:51,245 --> 00:57:54,243 In the real world, people do horrible things and get away with it. 947 00:57:55,685 --> 00:57:58,285 Happens every day. 948 00:58:00,125 --> 00:58:02,123 Excuse me. 949 00:58:02,165 --> 00:58:05,083 Umm... did you happen to have any cooking shows? 950 00:58:05,125 --> 00:58:06,963 Like umm... 951 00:58:07,005 --> 00:58:10,565 'Big Sausage, little Taco'? 952 00:58:10,685 --> 00:58:14,405 'It takes three to make a spit roast'. 953 00:58:14,645 --> 00:58:16,443 Ok. What about some, um, 954 00:58:16,485 --> 00:58:21,963 some, you know, removalist programs like 'How much can you shove in me box?' 955 00:58:22,005 --> 00:58:23,043 That's a nice one. 956 00:58:23,085 --> 00:58:24,283 It's very filling. 957 00:58:24,325 --> 00:58:26,683 Actually, I think we might have that one. 958 00:58:27,445 --> 00:58:28,701 Let me just go and look for it. Excellent! 959 00:58:28,725 --> 00:58:30,885 We we do? We have that...? I think we do 960 00:58:31,245 --> 00:58:32,245 Hello. 961 00:58:32,285 --> 00:58:33,285 Hey. 962 00:58:33,845 --> 00:58:34,504 Look at you. 963 00:58:34,546 --> 00:58:35,546 Are you legal? 964 00:58:35,765 --> 00:58:36,444 Nup. 965 00:58:36,486 --> 00:58:37,563 That doesn't matter. 966 00:58:37,605 --> 00:58:40,445 Let me take my teeth out for ya. 967 00:58:52,085 --> 00:58:53,085 Hey Andy. 968 00:58:53,325 --> 00:58:54,325 Stace. 969 00:58:55,085 --> 00:58:56,923 So, made it in early today? 970 00:58:56,965 --> 00:58:57,965 Yup. 971 00:58:58,925 --> 00:59:00,443 What's the speaker for? 972 00:59:00,485 --> 00:59:04,325 My shrink said that learning a waltz would help 973 00:59:04,525 --> 00:59:06,763 with relaxation. 974 00:59:06,805 --> 00:59:07,805 Yeah. 975 00:59:08,405 --> 00:59:10,645 And because the male leads, 976 00:59:11,965 --> 00:59:15,443 it's good for fostering thrust. 977 00:59:15,485 --> 00:59:18,725 I mean, trust. 978 00:59:18,965 --> 00:59:20,483 You just said 'thrust'. 979 00:59:20,525 --> 00:59:22,485 Nope, I didn't. 980 00:59:22,805 --> 00:59:24,923 So what's the speaker for? 981 00:59:24,965 --> 00:59:27,443 Well, I was wondering... 982 00:59:27,485 --> 00:59:30,003 if you're not too busy... 983 00:59:30,045 --> 00:59:34,685 maybe you could help me with some dance steps. 984 00:59:36,445 --> 00:59:37,445 Umm... 985 00:59:38,525 --> 00:59:40,645 Sure. 986 00:59:40,925 --> 00:59:44,885 Not a problem. 987 00:59:45,045 --> 00:59:46,445 Good. 988 00:59:49,645 --> 00:59:52,125 Just relax. 989 00:59:53,645 --> 00:59:57,525 Okay, I just. I just want to let you know I'm not really good with moving my body. 990 00:59:58,085 --> 01:00:00,403 I mean, moving my hips 991 01:00:00,445 --> 01:00:01,363 rhythmically. 992 01:00:01,405 --> 01:00:02,725 I'm not really. 993 01:00:03,485 --> 01:00:06,365 Just six evenly accented steps 994 01:00:06,725 --> 01:00:11,563 completed by a full turn in two bars of music, repeated endlessly as the couple turn... 995 01:00:11,605 --> 01:00:13,005 The... couple? 996 01:00:13,565 --> 01:00:15,405 As in we, 997 01:00:15,605 --> 01:00:18,365 spin on the dance floor. 998 01:00:18,605 --> 01:00:20,723 You sound like an encyclopedia. 999 01:00:20,765 --> 01:00:23,565 I have a photographic memory. 1000 01:00:23,805 --> 01:00:24,845 That'd be handy. 1001 01:00:24,965 --> 01:00:26,565 That's pretty handy. 1002 01:00:27,205 --> 01:00:30,805 Now all we need is music. 1003 01:00:42,885 --> 01:00:46,885 Dance with me. 1004 01:00:47,445 --> 01:00:49,485 Close your eyes. 1005 01:00:49,925 --> 01:00:53,205 Drift away. 1006 01:00:53,565 --> 01:00:57,365 Feel the rhythm. 1007 01:00:58,205 --> 01:01:02,645 Steady flow from my heart 1008 01:01:03,485 --> 01:01:05,883 Every time, 1009 01:01:05,925 --> 01:01:13,725 I take your hand in mine, 1010 01:01:14,165 --> 01:01:17,525 the world stops... 1011 01:01:19,005 --> 01:01:22,125 It's turning. 1012 01:01:24,085 --> 01:01:26,245 So dance 1013 01:01:26,885 --> 01:01:29,203 with me, 1014 01:01:29,245 --> 01:01:33,765 and I'll show you, 1015 01:01:34,685 --> 01:01:35,685 the way. 1016 01:01:39,965 --> 01:01:43,325 Dance with me 1017 01:01:44,885 --> 01:01:47,445 Turn your thoughts 1018 01:01:47,565 --> 01:01:50,283 into nothing. 1019 01:01:50,325 --> 01:01:55,085 And follow me 1020 01:01:55,165 --> 01:01:57,845 I won't lead 1021 01:01:58,365 --> 01:02:00,565 you astray. 1022 01:02:00,965 --> 01:02:03,323 When I hold 1023 01:02:03,365 --> 01:02:10,603 you close and feel the warmth 1024 01:02:10,645 --> 01:02:13,643 from your heart 1025 01:02:13,685 --> 01:02:19,365 it soothes my soul. 1026 01:02:21,485 --> 01:02:23,763 So dance 1027 01:02:23,805 --> 01:02:25,885 with me, 1028 01:02:26,445 --> 01:02:32,083 and I'll show you 1029 01:02:32,125 --> 01:02:33,125 the way. 1030 01:02:50,045 --> 01:02:54,485 How sweet. 1031 01:03:10,005 --> 01:03:13,205 I Think she really likes you, boyo. 1032 01:03:13,925 --> 01:03:14,723 Nah. 1033 01:03:14,765 --> 01:03:15,563 Do ya reckon? 1034 01:03:15,605 --> 01:03:16,765 She does. 1035 01:03:17,045 --> 01:03:19,283 Now if you're smart about it, you'll act fast. 1036 01:03:19,325 --> 01:03:21,645 Don't wait for her to start thinking about you as a friend. 1037 01:03:22,365 --> 01:03:24,005 Strike while she's hot! 1038 01:03:24,965 --> 01:03:26,603 I mean, while the iron is hot. 1039 01:03:26,645 --> 01:03:28,301 Look, I really don't need your advice anymore... 1040 01:03:28,325 --> 01:03:30,365 Yes, you do. Now look... 1041 01:03:30,485 --> 01:03:34,045 what you need to do, is you need to write... a romantic note. 1042 01:03:34,565 --> 01:03:36,685 With some flowers or chokkie's attached 1043 01:03:38,365 --> 01:03:39,563 What! 1044 01:03:39,605 --> 01:03:40,403 No way. 1045 01:03:40,445 --> 01:03:41,965 Yes way, dude. 1046 01:03:42,125 --> 01:03:45,285 And do you have any clobber other than these rags you've been getting 'round in. 1047 01:03:46,525 --> 01:03:48,443 Not on what you pay me. 1048 01:03:48,485 --> 01:03:49,485 True. 1049 01:03:50,245 --> 01:03:52,765 Anyway, when your around her act strong. 1050 01:03:53,845 --> 01:03:56,925 All great leading males have been physically appealing, 1051 01:03:57,325 --> 01:04:00,845 strong, and yet little bit soft on the inside, 1052 01:04:01,245 --> 01:04:03,843 kind of like a Turkish delight. 1053 01:04:03,885 --> 01:04:06,245 Life isn't always like the movies, Gary. 1054 01:04:06,485 --> 01:04:08,525 But it is. It is my son. 1055 01:04:08,645 --> 01:04:11,165 And that's where you young grunge fiends have lost it. 1056 01:04:11,445 --> 01:04:12,843 Grunge fiends? 1057 01:04:12,885 --> 01:04:14,443 It's not the nineties, Gary. 1058 01:04:14,485 --> 01:04:18,445 You know, women like to talk about independence and liberation, 1059 01:04:18,965 --> 01:04:22,563 but when it comes down to the crunchy roll, they all still want the hero. 1060 01:04:22,605 --> 01:04:23,523 The knight in shining armour 1061 01:04:23,565 --> 01:04:27,045 who's going to come along and pick them up and carry them away. 1062 01:04:27,525 --> 01:04:29,965 No women are more sophisticated than you give them credit for. 1063 01:04:31,045 --> 01:04:32,003 They like kind of 1064 01:04:32,045 --> 01:04:35,965 offbeat, funny, introspective kinda guys. 1065 01:04:36,445 --> 01:04:37,445 That's so? 1066 01:04:37,485 --> 01:04:38,485 Yeah. 1067 01:04:38,725 --> 01:04:43,965 And how many girls do you know have Woody Allen posters up on their wall? 1068 01:04:45,005 --> 01:04:48,163 It's the latest, strong, heroic type that they're gagging for. 1069 01:04:48,205 --> 01:04:49,763 Whatever you reckon, Gary. 1070 01:04:49,805 --> 01:04:50,405 Look. 1071 01:04:50,565 --> 01:04:54,365 If it will make it any easier for you, pretend you're Sean Connery, 1072 01:04:54,605 --> 01:04:56,765 or, or Michael Caine. 1073 01:04:57,125 --> 01:04:58,365 Who? 1074 01:04:58,605 --> 01:05:01,325 Michael Caine. 1075 01:05:02,365 --> 01:05:03,901 Not many people know 'dis 1076 01:05:03,925 --> 01:05:07,045 But the key to a woman's heart is to make her 'fink 1077 01:05:07,365 --> 01:05:10,003 that you're flipping unattainable. 1078 01:05:10,045 --> 01:05:11,363 What? 1079 01:05:11,405 --> 01:05:14,445 I said, be bloody unattainable, my son! 1080 01:05:15,205 --> 01:05:21,965 See, women, always want what they can't bloody well have. 1081 01:05:22,325 --> 01:05:24,165 Well, you know... 1082 01:05:24,365 --> 01:05:28,323 Alright somebody you know, Robert Downey Jr... 1083 01:05:28,365 --> 01:05:31,285 or-or Johnny Depp! 1084 01:05:31,365 --> 01:05:33,843 Actually, they're both kind of lame. 1085 01:05:33,885 --> 01:05:36,163 You see, that's exactly my point. 1086 01:05:36,205 --> 01:05:39,325 I mean, there are no manly male movie stars anymore. 1087 01:05:39,725 --> 01:05:43,043 They've all been boxed in and castrated 1088 01:05:43,085 --> 01:05:45,765 by political correctness. 1089 01:05:46,765 --> 01:05:49,843 Look... go and take a peek at a Humphrey Bogart 1090 01:05:49,885 --> 01:05:52,685 movie or for an Elvis Beach film, for fuck's sake. 1091 01:05:52,885 --> 01:05:54,925 Those guys knew how to treat women. 1092 01:05:55,965 --> 01:05:58,763 Been single a long time, have we, Gary? 1093 01:05:58,805 --> 01:06:00,603 Speak of the devil. 1094 01:06:00,645 --> 01:06:02,963 Thought, my ears were burning. 1095 01:06:03,005 --> 01:06:04,843 That's because it's hot outside. 1096 01:06:04,885 --> 01:06:07,645 And what I suggest is a little bit of sunscreen, 1097 01:06:07,805 --> 01:06:12,725 otherwise you're going to be burnt and red like a lobster. 1098 01:06:14,005 --> 01:06:16,285 It's winter. 1099 01:06:16,765 --> 01:06:18,845 Fuck off. 1100 01:06:19,605 --> 01:06:21,725 As you were. 1101 01:06:22,245 --> 01:06:23,245 Hmph. 1102 01:06:23,365 --> 01:06:24,445 Gary. 1103 01:06:24,925 --> 01:06:27,485 S'been doing it all day. 1104 01:06:42,005 --> 01:06:44,283 A rose. Nice touch. 1105 01:06:44,325 --> 01:06:46,565 Good boy. 1106 01:07:07,965 --> 01:07:11,405 So, any plans for tonight, Tiger? 1107 01:07:12,685 --> 01:07:15,365 No, not really. No. 1108 01:07:18,525 --> 01:07:21,043 There's something I've been meaning 1109 01:07:21,085 --> 01:07:24,485 to talk to you about. Um, 1110 01:07:27,045 --> 01:07:29,445 I'm thinking about moving on. 1111 01:07:29,845 --> 01:07:31,925 What? 1112 01:07:32,565 --> 01:07:38,845 An old friend is moving to Sydney, and she needs a roomie. 1113 01:07:43,085 --> 01:07:44,085 I mean, 1114 01:07:44,525 --> 01:07:45,565 it's not 1115 01:07:46,005 --> 01:07:49,325 like there's anything here for me, right? 1116 01:07:52,445 --> 01:07:55,645 New start and all that jazz. 1117 01:07:56,765 --> 01:08:01,163 Yeah, 1118 01:08:01,205 --> 01:08:04,325 well, you got to do what you gotta do, right? 1119 01:08:08,045 --> 01:08:12,803 I'm going to go get my stuff from out the back. 1120 01:08:12,845 --> 01:08:16,245 Okay. 1121 01:08:39,885 --> 01:08:41,803 Have you finished that inventory yet? 1122 01:08:41,845 --> 01:08:43,725 Fuck off Gary. 1123 01:08:52,125 --> 01:08:54,165 Ricky Bennet. 1124 01:08:54,805 --> 01:08:57,125 Flanagan. 1125 01:08:59,645 --> 01:09:01,965 Gary Bishop. 1126 01:09:09,925 --> 01:09:11,243 Dear Gary, thank you so much 1127 01:09:11,285 --> 01:09:14,045 for allowing Starline Distribution to view and assess your film. 1128 01:09:15,245 --> 01:09:16,083 Although I understand, 1129 01:09:16,125 --> 01:09:17,141 that 'The Last Video Store' 1130 01:09:17,165 --> 01:09:21,325 is a dream project... it really doesn't fit into our current slate. 1131 01:09:22,285 --> 01:09:24,525 So I'm afraid at this time... decline. 1132 01:09:25,925 --> 01:09:29,603 Good luck with your future endeavors. Best... 1133 01:09:29,645 --> 01:09:32,485 and kindest regards, Jenny. 1134 01:09:39,405 --> 01:09:40,485 Are you ok? 1135 01:09:41,485 --> 01:09:42,323 Fuck! 1136 01:09:42,365 --> 01:09:43,365 What do they want? 1137 01:09:43,925 --> 01:09:45,083 Space ships!? 1138 01:09:45,125 --> 01:09:47,083 A slasher bound, foul mouthed, Bloodbath! 1139 01:09:47,125 --> 01:09:49,363 I mean, where's the fucking subtlety any more? 1140 01:09:49,405 --> 01:09:52,363 I mean, where is it, for Fuck's sake? 1141 01:09:52,405 --> 01:09:53,965 I ask you? 1142 01:09:54,885 --> 01:09:57,125 Fuck! 1143 01:09:59,245 --> 01:10:03,085 Another rejection letter for his movie idea. 1144 01:10:27,925 --> 01:10:29,365 DVD... 1145 01:10:30,445 --> 01:10:31,163 the change. 1146 01:10:31,205 --> 01:10:31,923 Bye. 1147 01:10:31,965 --> 01:10:32,965 Thanks. 1148 01:11:35,605 --> 01:11:37,525 S'everything all good? 1149 01:11:37,725 --> 01:11:38,965 Uhuh. 1150 01:11:39,845 --> 01:11:41,005 Good. 1151 01:12:58,445 --> 01:13:03,525 Well, about time! I was just about to walk out! 1152 01:13:46,485 --> 01:13:51,085 Deviants. 1153 01:14:06,725 --> 01:14:08,283 Tell him I'm not here. 1154 01:14:08,325 --> 01:14:11,365 What? Wait you said... 1155 01:14:20,405 --> 01:14:23,243 How you doing Andy? 1156 01:14:23,285 --> 01:14:24,403 Fine. 1157 01:14:24,445 --> 01:14:26,005 Been good to yourself? 1158 01:14:26,485 --> 01:14:27,683 Yeah. No, no. 1159 01:14:27,725 --> 01:14:28,763 I mean. Yeah. 1160 01:14:28,805 --> 01:14:29,805 Not really 1161 01:14:31,325 --> 01:14:34,325 Told many lies lately? 1162 01:14:34,965 --> 01:14:37,043 No, I don't know how you can do it. 1163 01:14:37,085 --> 01:14:39,963 How you can just stand there with a straight face. 1164 01:14:40,005 --> 01:14:41,123 I can stand there all day 1165 01:14:41,165 --> 01:14:45,083 every day serving Joe, eff'n public without wanting to take the nearest heavy, 1166 01:14:45,125 --> 01:14:48,005 blunt object and just smash their teeth in! 1167 01:14:48,845 --> 01:14:50,643 I don't know myself sometimes. 1168 01:14:50,685 --> 01:14:53,523 It would drive me around the bend. 1169 01:14:53,565 --> 01:14:55,725 Cooped up in here like a canary. 1170 01:14:55,965 --> 01:14:58,283 You see, a like me open spaces too much. 1171 01:14:58,325 --> 01:15:01,925 The freedom of it, out on me Bike. Know what I mean? 1172 01:15:02,765 --> 01:15:04,043 Go where you want. 1173 01:15:04,085 --> 01:15:05,845 Do what you want. 1174 01:15:06,605 --> 01:15:07,685 Do who you want. 1175 01:15:07,925 --> 01:15:10,325 Know what I mean? 1176 01:15:11,525 --> 01:15:14,205 Well, I guess you don't. 1177 01:15:14,445 --> 01:15:15,901 Well, Andy, we could stand here all day 1178 01:15:15,925 --> 01:15:19,043 and wax lyrical about the pros and cons of video store employment. 1179 01:15:19,085 --> 01:15:21,965 But I've got things to do. And I suppose so do you, so... 1180 01:15:23,045 --> 01:15:25,525 Let me cut to the chase... 1181 01:15:26,285 --> 01:15:29,445 you seen Stacy around lately? 1182 01:15:29,925 --> 01:15:30,725 No. 1183 01:15:30,925 --> 01:15:31,925 Have you? 1184 01:15:31,965 --> 01:15:33,643 No, I haven't. 1185 01:15:33,685 --> 01:15:37,243 Now you're absolutely sure? 1186 01:15:37,285 --> 01:15:42,125 Because if I found out you was lying to me Andy, well... I'd be awfully hurt. 1187 01:15:42,685 --> 01:15:47,285 And the thing is, when I get my feelings hurt, I'm a completely different person. 1188 01:15:48,005 --> 01:15:50,683 I'm not the big, lovable panda bear you've come to know. 1189 01:15:50,725 --> 01:15:54,285 I'm more like a... like a... 1190 01:15:55,085 --> 01:15:56,725 A grizzly bear. 1191 01:15:57,085 --> 01:16:00,085 There you go with that honesty thing again. 1192 01:16:00,685 --> 01:16:03,845 Honesty is going to get you in trouble one day Andy. 1193 01:16:04,925 --> 01:16:06,363 Now, like I was saying... 1194 01:16:06,405 --> 01:16:07,923 I haven't seen her. 1195 01:16:07,965 --> 01:16:10,605 All right. All right. Heh heh. 1196 01:16:11,045 --> 01:16:13,643 Look, I'm sorry about being a pest. 1197 01:16:13,685 --> 01:16:15,925 It's just that she sort of owes me some money, and, well, 1198 01:16:16,645 --> 01:16:18,765 I rather get my affairs in order before I... 1199 01:16:20,245 --> 01:16:22,083 Yeah, I understand. 1200 01:16:22,125 --> 01:16:23,723 Great. 1201 01:16:23,765 --> 01:16:25,725 You're a good kid Andrew. 1202 01:16:26,045 --> 01:16:27,405 Thanks. 1203 01:16:44,245 --> 01:16:46,125 That's... 1204 01:17:05,845 --> 01:17:08,605 I think it's time you and I went for a ride. 1205 01:17:08,885 --> 01:17:09,564 Well, I can't... 1206 01:17:09,606 --> 01:17:11,925 Don't say another fuck'n word! 1207 01:17:13,965 --> 01:17:14,604 I can't... 1208 01:17:14,646 --> 01:17:17,485 Don't say it, or I'll drop you, where you stand! 1209 01:17:18,045 --> 01:17:19,525 Don't! 1210 01:17:21,005 --> 01:17:22,005 Come on. 1211 01:17:22,845 --> 01:17:24,581 I really don't know why you're protecting her kid, 1212 01:17:24,605 --> 01:17:26,163 she wouldn't do the same for you. 1213 01:17:26,205 --> 01:17:28,685 Leave him alone fuck face! 1214 01:17:29,925 --> 01:17:31,643 Well, well. 1215 01:17:31,685 --> 01:17:33,203 So here she is at last! 1216 01:17:33,245 --> 01:17:35,525 My little cupcake hiding in the cupboard. 1217 01:17:36,965 --> 01:17:40,165 What were you doing back there anyway? 1218 01:17:48,485 --> 01:17:50,163 You're kidding me. 1219 01:17:50,205 --> 01:17:52,923 Mind your own business, Damian. 1220 01:17:52,965 --> 01:17:54,283 D'you hear that? 1221 01:17:54,325 --> 01:17:56,483 You're not doing him any favors, sweetheart! 1222 01:17:56,525 --> 01:18:00,923 Yeah Stacy you're kinda... Did I say you could speak? 1223 01:18:00,965 --> 01:18:05,163 Andy and I were just about to go for a lovely ride in the country. 1224 01:18:05,205 --> 01:18:07,925 Get out of this stuffy cage and back to the open spaces. 1225 01:18:08,765 --> 01:18:10,003 But now that you're here. 1226 01:18:10,045 --> 01:18:12,363 Well, looks like we can all go together. 1227 01:18:12,405 --> 01:18:14,843 One big, happy family. 1228 01:18:14,885 --> 01:18:16,243 Bobby Ackworth, 1229 01:18:16,285 --> 01:18:18,523 Leah Luddington, Tim Vining. 1230 01:18:18,565 --> 01:18:19,883 Neil Talty. 1231 01:18:19,925 --> 01:18:22,165 Eric Lumsden. 1232 01:18:23,885 --> 01:18:26,563 Those names mean anything to you Damian? 1233 01:18:26,605 --> 01:18:30,605 Because I've sent a list to a friend in the legal profession 1234 01:18:31,325 --> 01:18:33,843 Addresses, dates... 1235 01:18:33,885 --> 01:18:37,083 fee for the job. 1236 01:18:37,125 --> 01:18:40,325 Everything but the obituary. 1237 01:18:42,445 --> 01:18:44,083 If anything happens to me, 1238 01:18:44,125 --> 01:18:46,205 or my boyfriend, 1239 01:18:47,285 --> 01:18:50,845 I'd say goodbye to wide open spaces. 1240 01:18:53,285 --> 01:18:55,923 Just go. Damian, it's over. 1241 01:18:55,965 --> 01:18:57,243 It's over, 1242 01:18:57,285 --> 01:18:59,323 when I say it's over! 1243 01:18:59,365 --> 01:19:00,405 It's over! 1244 01:19:02,445 --> 01:19:04,925 It'll only be over when one of us is dead! 1245 01:19:05,165 --> 01:19:07,485 Hey, watch mate! 1246 01:19:08,165 --> 01:19:11,365 Now I think it's time you left. 1247 01:19:13,165 --> 01:19:14,563 You're this close, 1248 01:19:14,605 --> 01:19:18,485 to a punch in the head, Amigo. 1249 01:19:20,245 --> 01:19:21,805 Get outta here! 1250 01:19:38,365 --> 01:19:40,245 Friend of yours? 1251 01:19:41,605 --> 01:19:42,805 Not anymore. 1252 01:19:43,805 --> 01:19:45,125 You 'right, Andrew? 1253 01:19:45,445 --> 01:19:47,245 Yeah, I'm alright. 1254 01:19:56,725 --> 01:19:58,565 Why did you lie to me? 1255 01:19:59,125 --> 01:20:00,805 Does it really matter? 1256 01:20:01,685 --> 01:20:04,765 I couldn't face him. 1257 01:20:05,245 --> 01:20:08,525 I just couldn't. 1258 01:20:20,485 --> 01:20:23,085 It's over! 1259 01:20:24,245 --> 01:20:26,603 It'll only be over when one of us is dead! 1260 01:20:26,645 --> 01:20:28,885 Hey, watch it mate! 1261 01:20:32,805 --> 01:20:35,123 You're this close, to a punch in the head Amigo. 1262 01:20:35,165 --> 01:20:36,165 Gary? 1263 01:20:37,765 --> 01:20:43,765 Yep, yep. You're this close, to a punch in the head Amigo. 1264 01:20:45,365 --> 01:20:47,725 Listen, I... 1265 01:20:48,485 --> 01:20:51,323 I've been doing a bit of soul searching. 1266 01:20:51,365 --> 01:20:54,365 That's always good, unless it isn't. 1267 01:20:55,485 --> 01:21:00,445 I don't want the extra money to be nice to Andrew anymore. 1268 01:21:01,285 --> 01:21:04,925 Sure, I understand. 1269 01:21:07,325 --> 01:21:08,483 It's just that, you know... 1270 01:21:08,525 --> 01:21:09,603 No really. It's... 1271 01:21:09,645 --> 01:21:10,723 It's fine. 1272 01:21:10,765 --> 01:21:13,925 It's not like I can afford it anyway. 1273 01:21:16,925 --> 01:21:18,845 So what you're doing? 1274 01:21:19,405 --> 01:21:21,725 Nothing. 1275 01:21:23,205 --> 01:21:26,203 Well, if that's it, then. 1276 01:21:26,245 --> 01:21:27,643 Yeah, I suppose. 1277 01:21:27,685 --> 01:21:31,445 Looks like Andrew could do with a little help with the punters. 1278 01:21:48,085 --> 01:21:51,085 Close to a punch in the head Amigo! 1279 01:21:56,565 --> 01:21:57,325 Hey. 1280 01:21:57,525 --> 01:21:58,363 Hey. 1281 01:21:58,405 --> 01:21:59,765 Feeling any better? 1282 01:22:00,325 --> 01:22:02,645 Yeah. 1283 01:22:04,405 --> 01:22:07,363 Do you still like me? 1284 01:22:07,405 --> 01:22:08,765 Of course I do. 1285 01:22:09,765 --> 01:22:10,765 I um, 1286 01:22:11,045 --> 01:22:13,163 I brought you a Pez dispenser. 1287 01:22:13,205 --> 01:22:13,864 Really? 1288 01:22:13,906 --> 01:22:14,985 Yeah. 1289 01:22:15,325 --> 01:22:16,405 What kind? 1290 01:22:17,645 --> 01:22:19,925 Wonder Woman. 1291 01:22:22,685 --> 01:22:23,725 Do you like it? 1292 01:22:24,005 --> 01:22:25,125 Yeah. 1293 01:22:46,485 --> 01:22:49,243 Money! Register! Whoa! Whoa! 1294 01:22:49,285 --> 01:22:51,003 Move it Blondie, come on! 1295 01:22:51,045 --> 01:22:52,685 Back up lover boy! 1296 01:22:53,165 --> 01:22:54,525 Hurry up! 1297 01:22:56,245 --> 01:22:58,245 Here take it! 1298 01:23:02,285 --> 01:23:05,965 You... stupid fucking bitch! 1299 01:23:13,205 --> 01:23:15,603 Fantastic. 1300 01:23:15,645 --> 01:23:17,083 And the winner is... 1301 01:23:17,125 --> 01:23:19,085 the modern love triangle to end all triangles. 1302 01:23:19,565 --> 01:23:22,925 The Last Video Store. 1303 01:23:35,925 --> 01:23:36,765 Thank you. 1304 01:23:36,925 --> 01:23:39,405 Thank you. Thank you all. 1305 01:23:47,525 --> 01:23:50,043 This is very difficult for me, 1306 01:23:50,085 --> 01:23:52,125 as in, receiving this honor. 1307 01:23:52,725 --> 01:23:54,085 I've... 1308 01:23:54,445 --> 01:23:56,925 well I've lost two friends. 1309 01:23:58,165 --> 01:24:04,605 But I'd like to start by reading something, if I may. 1310 01:24:06,205 --> 01:24:09,965 I have here a love letter that was written by Andrew 1311 01:24:10,565 --> 01:24:15,085 and given to Stacy, 1312 01:24:15,445 --> 01:24:18,205 along with a single red rose 1313 01:24:19,725 --> 01:24:21,645 only hours before the shooting, and... 1314 01:24:22,085 --> 01:24:26,365 as you have seen, could have inadvertently 1315 01:24:27,165 --> 01:24:30,445 led to the tragic events. 1316 01:24:33,245 --> 01:24:37,805 "Stacy, I adore you." 1317 01:24:39,005 --> 01:24:41,605 Every time I see you, my heart beats 1318 01:24:41,805 --> 01:24:44,085 a little bit faster. 1319 01:24:44,765 --> 01:24:46,525 I'm confused 1320 01:24:47,085 --> 01:24:48,285 weakened, 1321 01:24:48,965 --> 01:24:51,643 cannot breathe. 1322 01:24:51,685 --> 01:24:54,085 It is as if you have put a spell on me and only 1323 01:24:57,245 --> 01:24:58,163 to hold and kiss 1324 01:24:58,205 --> 01:25:02,805 you will set me free. 1325 01:25:03,565 --> 01:25:05,405 You are like a dream. 1326 01:25:07,685 --> 01:25:10,405 "Love Andrew." 1327 01:25:12,685 --> 01:25:15,005 Some dreams are real. 1328 01:25:15,165 --> 01:25:17,525 And for a short moment, Stacy and Andrew 1329 01:25:18,285 --> 01:25:22,285 had found their own dream come true. 1330 01:25:22,565 --> 01:25:26,365 And I want to thank the festival for honoring me and... 1331 01:25:28,445 --> 01:25:32,365 honoring us with this award, and... 1332 01:25:33,525 --> 01:25:37,645 I only wish they were still here. 1333 01:25:48,885 --> 01:25:49,925 Get up... 1334 01:25:50,005 --> 01:25:52,525 and get this, you stupid fucking bitch! 1335 01:25:53,005 --> 01:25:55,325 All right? 1336 01:25:58,045 --> 01:25:59,285 Hi. 1337 01:25:59,445 --> 01:26:00,883 Hi. 1338 01:26:00,925 --> 01:26:02,843 I've come about the job. 1339 01:26:02,885 --> 01:26:06,765 Global warming and lack of NBN in my area. 1340 01:26:15,365 --> 01:26:18,645 Yep, yep, yep. 1341 01:26:20,565 --> 01:26:22,363 Must get a little weirdos in here 1342 01:26:22,405 --> 01:26:25,123 It's good for fostering thrust. 1343 01:26:25,165 --> 01:26:27,923 I mean trust. 1344 01:26:27,965 --> 01:26:31,325 Sure. No problem. 1345 01:27:11,325 --> 01:27:12,403 It's over. 1346 01:27:12,445 --> 01:27:13,765 Arrgghh! 1347 01:27:14,925 --> 01:27:17,363 I'll be over only, when one of us is dead! 1348 01:27:17,405 --> 01:27:22,285 Oui! Watch it mate! Just leave! 1349 01:27:58,445 --> 01:28:01,085 Thinking about it now. 1350 01:28:01,285 --> 01:28:03,285 All great love stories are tragedies. 1351 01:28:04,445 --> 01:28:09,125 And I suppose this is no different. 1352 01:28:09,725 --> 01:28:10,725 Thank you 1353 01:28:11,885 --> 01:28:14,805 and good night. 1354 01:28:33,725 --> 01:28:37,363 Destiny Vasquez here with Gary Wilson, award winner. 1355 01:28:37,405 --> 01:28:38,843 Congratulations, Gary. 1356 01:28:38,885 --> 01:28:41,965 Thank you very much. It's a great honor to receive the award. Thank you. 1357 01:28:42,285 --> 01:28:46,325 And you were very close with Stacy and Andrew, weren't you? 1358 01:28:46,965 --> 01:28:48,165 Yeah, I was. 1359 01:28:48,445 --> 01:28:50,405 And now you're an award winning director! 1360 01:28:51,565 --> 01:28:53,323 Yeah, I suppose I am. 1361 01:28:53,365 --> 01:28:57,883 Hi. How are you? You look amazing! 1362 01:29:11,885 --> 01:29:14,725 What the fuck? 1363 01:30:06,245 --> 01:30:07,685 Hi. 1364 01:30:10,725 --> 01:30:13,283 Yeah, Damian was there. 1365 01:30:13,325 --> 01:30:17,405 He was disguised in this, ridiculous fake mustache and dyed blonde hair. 1366 01:30:17,605 --> 01:30:18,763 But it was him, 1367 01:30:18,805 --> 01:30:22,243 because I never forget a scumbag! 1368 01:30:22,285 --> 01:30:23,325 You there? 1369 01:30:23,445 --> 01:30:24,683 Yeah, yeah. We're still here. 1370 01:30:24,725 --> 01:30:29,123 Well he won't be bothering you guys any time soon. 1371 01:30:29,165 --> 01:30:30,643 So it all went to plan then? 1372 01:30:30,685 --> 01:30:32,405 Without a hitch. 1373 01:30:32,925 --> 01:30:35,043 And good luck on your adventure you too. 1374 01:30:35,085 --> 01:30:36,643 Thanks, Gary. 1375 01:30:36,685 --> 01:30:38,685 And thanks for the cruise tickets? 1376 01:30:39,125 --> 01:30:41,203 That's my pleasure, my darlings. 1377 01:30:41,245 --> 01:30:43,765 And remember, not many people know 'dis... 1378 01:30:44,445 --> 01:30:48,203 but the key to happiness is to stay away from arseholes! 1379 01:30:48,245 --> 01:30:49,163 Got it? 1380 01:30:49,205 --> 01:30:50,205 Got it. 1381 01:30:51,885 --> 01:30:52,963 Bye for now. 1382 01:30:53,005 --> 01:30:54,885 Bye, Gary. 1383 01:31:04,005 --> 01:31:07,203 So when are we going to give Damian his car back? 1384 01:31:07,245 --> 01:31:09,325 We'll have to dump it in the swamp eventually but, 1385 01:31:10,365 --> 01:31:12,843 maybe not straightaway. 1386 01:31:12,885 --> 01:31:14,643 Whoa hoo. 1387 01:31:14,685 --> 01:31:17,363 Didn't realize you were such a rebel, Stacy. 1388 01:31:17,405 --> 01:31:21,645 I thought that's what you liked about me? 1389 01:34:32,069 --> 01:34:34,069 That's really cute. 1390 01:34:38,235 --> 01:34:40,235 >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org92789

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