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- morning, miles.
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Morning, ray.
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Morning, bowl of fruit.
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Whoo-hoo!
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- wow, what's put you
In such a good mood?
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- I have big news.
Really big.
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It's ginormous.
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Dare I say, gi-mungus?
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- it must be, for you to mangle
The english language that way.
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- scott invited me to his house
For dinner to meet his parents.
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- [gasps]
Do you realize what that means?
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- yeah, he doesn't have to pay
For the meal.
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- no, it's a huge step
In your relationship!
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You only get one chance
To make a good first impression.
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Nothing can go wrong.
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- mom's invited, too.
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- something just went wrong.
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- come on, I'm sure michelle
Can make it through one night
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Without doing anything
Embarrassing.
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- hi-zees.
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- I'm gonna miss scott.
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- look what I found,
My first chef's uniform.
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Am I rocking this look
Or what?
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- [chuckling]
Or what.
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- mom, we've both
Been invited to dinner
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With scott's parents tomorrow.
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- free eats
At the boyfriend's house?
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Jackpot!
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- mom, please.
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Please, please,
Don't embarrass me...
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Please.
- for heaven's sake, taylor.
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Don't worry.
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Everything will be fine.
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Or as we used to say
In the food court,
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"Hot diggity, hot diggity,
Hot diggity dog!"
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- looks like it's going
To be a rough night.
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Glad I won't be there
To see it.
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- miles, you have to come keep
An eye on mom.
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- I already know
What I'm going to wear.
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[spooky rock music]
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- ♪ don't know
How we ended up this way ♪
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- ♪ but I guess
You could call us ♪
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- ♪ the haunted hathaways ♪
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- whoa, what went wrong here?
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- what makes you think
Something went wrong?
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- gee, someone's got
A baaaad attitude.
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- ha ha.
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I was trying to turn off the tv,
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And I may have
Messed up a little.
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- everyone makes mistakes.
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No need to be sheepish.
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- I'm leaving.
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For your information, I have
To go prepare a lesson plan
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For my student.
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I am a tutor.
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- oh, I know.
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I hear your toots every time
You eat ghost beans.
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- not that kind of tooter.
A mentor.
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A girl in my class asked me
To help her with ghosting,
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And I agreed.
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- a ghost wants help from you?
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What's her name,
Fake-y make-believe-erson?
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- no, it's delaney,
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And you'll see her tomorrow
When she comes over
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To learn from the master.
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[clacks hooves]
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I can't snap with these things!
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I'll take the stairs.
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- mom, why don't we just bring
A pie to scott's?
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- too easy.
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Besides, this is my best
Gourmet salad recipe.
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Wait, where are the croutons?
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- I'm sure it'll be fine
Without them.
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- no! Without croutons this
Salad is absolute garbage!
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Go grab some.
Quickly.
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- ma'am, that's $46.23.
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- sorry, but my daughter
Is getting some croutons.
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She'll be right back.
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- could you just cancel
Your transaction
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And let me go ahead of you?
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- yeah, but you're hauling
Enough food
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To feed a small country,
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And aunt betty's
Pretty slow here, so...
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- her name's dolores.
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And I applaud senior citizens
Who still play a vital role
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In our community.
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- oh, yeah, me too.
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You are a treasure, dolores.
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- your daughter is still
Not back yet.
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May I please...
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- she's close and my meter
Is about to expire.
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Crazy, the number of quarters
You got to put in there,
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Am I right?
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- those quarters pay
For our city's roads.
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Do you have something
Against new orleans?
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- no, no...
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Just judgmental know-it-alls.
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- ma'am, do you have
Your own bags?
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- no, I forgot them.
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- unbelievable.
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Not only do you
Inconvenience people,
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You're also destroying
The planet.
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Everyone needs to use
Reusable bags.
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- you're right.
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- planet's looking
Better already.
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- I found the croutons.
- we're leaving.
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- when does your student
Get here, professor louie?
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- henceforth, ergo, indubitably.
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- can you even use one of those
Words in a sentence?
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- but of course, when you fart,
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Where does the "Ergo?"
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- [yells]
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- she's here!
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- are those bunny pajamas
And a tutu?
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- aw, man, it was supposed to be
A matching skirt and blazer.
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- don't worry, I got this.
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[snaps fingers]
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- brilliant.
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You switched our outfits
To teach me
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That appearances don't matter,
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It's what's on the inside
That counts.
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- exactly. A-plus.
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And now my teaching assistant
Will fix this.
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Dad, that's you.
- oh, okay.
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[snaps fingers]
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- thank you, mr. Preston.
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My pleasure, sweetie.
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She's adorable.
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- oh, is this your student?
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- indeed.
That's smart for "Yes."
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Delaney,
This is my best bud, frankie.
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She's a human,
But a pretty cool one.
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- nice to meet you.
- you, too.
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Mind if I watch
Your train wreck--
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I mean, lesson?
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- don't mind her.
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We'll begin with levitation.
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Try and lift that book.
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[air whooshing]
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- sorry!
Let me try again.
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[air whooshing]
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- hey!
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- we all make mistakes.
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There was actually a time
When I even struggled
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With the simplest ghost trick.
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- it seemed like
Just this morning.
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Oh, wait, it was.
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- [laughs]
Oh, you.
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She likes to kid.
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- let me try that book again.
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[air whooshing]
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- [grunts]
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Ouch.
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- sorry.
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I'm just the worst ghost
In the world.
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- oh, louie, maybe you
And delaney should practice
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Where there aren't
So many distractions.
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- excellent idea.
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Follow me to the lecture hall.
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That's the living room.
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- have you noticed every one
Of her mistakes ended up on me?
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There's something off
About that girl.
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- ah, come on, frankie.
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She may be a bad ghost,
But she's a sweetheart.
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You know, it's fun having
A little girl around the house.
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- what am I?
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- I mean, you know what I mean,
A cute little girl.
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And by cute, I mean--
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- you look great.
You ready?
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- yup, let's do this.
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- I was talking to my daughter.
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- can we all just focus on
Making a good impression here?
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[doorbell rings]
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- in that case, someone else
Might want to hold the salad.
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- taylor, miss hathaway,
Come on in.
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- scott,
Your home is so beautiful.
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- thanks, it's built entirely
From recycled materials.
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- oh, nice, I guess one man's
Trash is another man's house.
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- we brought salad.
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- croutons?
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I love croutons.
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They're like recycled bread.
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I'll tell my mom you're here.
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- mom, please, please, please.
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- what?
It was a compliment.
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- eh, not really.
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- everyone relax.
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In social situations,
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I know when to turn on
The old hathaway charm.
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[gasps]
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It's that horrible woman
From the grocery store.
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- that's scott's mom.
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- I stuffed scott's mom's head
In a bag.
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- ah, the old hathaway charm.
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- so sorry to keep you waiting.
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- she's coming, miles.
Do something.
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- oh, goodness,
Now how did that happen?
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- mom, I'd like you
To meet taylor.
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- very nice to meet you,
Mrs. Baghead.
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Baglinson.
Tomlinson.
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- that embarrassed me,
And I'm invisible.
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- it is so nice
To meet you, taylor.
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Scott has told me
So much about you.
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- where'd your mom go?
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- she had to step
Into the bathroom
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For as long as she needs to.
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- okay.
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I guess you can just join us
In the dining room.
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- please go in there and help
My mom figure out what to do.
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- I don't know, taylor.
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Let's give her
A few more minutes
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To sort things out
On her own.
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- okay, student,
Your next lesson
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Will be moving objects
Across the room
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With speed and accuracy.
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- wow, you can do that?
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- uh, yeah, I can do that.
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See that peacock?
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Catch.
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[crash]
[alarm sounds]
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I like to teach by showing
What not to do.
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On an unrelated note,
I'll be right back.
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Teaching assistant.
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- that's the fifth lamp
This month.
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- not in front of the student.
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- delaney.
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How are the lessons coming?
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- great, louie's the best
Teacher in the world.
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He's, like, a ghosting genius.
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- all right,
Cut the bambi act, sister.
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- what are you talking about?
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- no one puts louie and genius
In the same sentence.
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You're up to something.
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It's no accident
All your ghosting tricks
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Backfired onto me.
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I think you're a better ghost
Than you're letting on.
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- well, I think you should
Mind your own business.
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[air whooshing]
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- okay, so you got
Levitating down pretty good.
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- stay out of my way.
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- hey, open up.
[knock on door]
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- you're a ghost, louie.
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- oh, right.
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Open up or I'll haunt you.
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00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,036
[continues knocking]
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[air whooshing]
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00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,417
- everything okay in here?
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00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,044
- sure.
[laughs]
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Frankie and I were just getting
To know each other.
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Right, frankie?
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- [groans]
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00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:21,931
Let's hope michelle doesn't
Notice this new lamp.
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Lucky for us, someone was
Throwing away this beauty.
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Boom!
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00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:30,147
- okay,
Ready to get back to work?
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00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,233
- I got to go home for dinner,
But I'll be back later.
257
00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:36,278
I still need lots of help if I'm
Ever gonna be as good as you.
258
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:40,825
- delaney, it's probably best
If you set realistic goals.
259
00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,786
- don't say a word to louie.
260
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:47,248
You have no idea
What I'm capable of.
261
00:11:47,331 --> 00:11:48,707
I have my eyes on you.
262
00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:02,805
- you know, pops, I think
I have a gift for teaching.
263
00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:03,806
Probably because I'm good
At telling things
264
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,808
In a way that people
Can figure out
265
00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:08,894
What I'm trying to say
About the thing.
266
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,479
- you mean, you're articulate?
267
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:14,984
- ergo.
268
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:18,446
Louie, ray, I may be
Putting myself at risk,
269
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:19,321
But you have to know the truth.
270
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:23,117
Delaney is lying.
271
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:26,579
- I know what's going on here.
You're jealous.
272
00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:27,997
- jealous?
I'm trying to protect you.
273
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,833
- you just can't stand
That I have a friend
274
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:34,003
Who compliments
My fine ghosting.
275
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,504
- but they're lies.
Your ghosting stinks.
276
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:39,008
Everybody knows that.
277
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:41,302
- wow.
278
00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:42,303
- I didn't mean that.
279
00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:45,306
I meant it stinks
In a good way.
280
00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:47,850
Like garlic fries.
281
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,852
- you know, if I have to choose
282
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,271
Between a friend who respects me
And one who insults me,
283
00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:54,815
I pick respect.
284
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,821
- uh-oh.
285
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,828
- teaching assistant!
286
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:12,458
- I'm sorry scott's dad
Couldn't be here.
287
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,919
He got held up at the hospital.
288
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:18,380
- I didn't know your dad
Was a doctor.
289
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:19,548
- he's not.
290
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,841
He likes to play the accordion
291
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,885
And sing to newborn babies.
292
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:26,430
Oh, taylor,
This is my grandpa ed.
293
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:30,601
- nice to meet you, grandpa ed.
294
00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:32,728
He seems nice.
295
00:13:32,811 --> 00:13:34,813
- I do hope your mother
Is all right.
296
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,899
She's been in there
Quite a while.
297
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:39,777
- oh, I'm sure she's just...
298
00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:44,281
Concentrating.
299
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:45,282
- this is a disaster!
300
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,743
What should I do?
301
00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:48,994
I can't just leave.
302
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,205
I don't want to be a rude guest.
303
00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:52,540
By the way,
Did I tell you what's
304
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:55,918
In their medicine cabinet?
305
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,586
- you know,
I could always use ghosting
306
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,171
To change your appearance,
307
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,589
Just enough so mrs. Tomlinson
Doesn't recognize you.
308
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,174
- that's better than my idea.
309
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:05,177
All I could come up with
Was throw a bag on her head
310
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:05,928
And run for the border.
311
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,805
Okay, let's get to work.
312
00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:10,307
- maybe we should start
Without her.
313
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:13,102
I wouldn't want the salad
To get...
314
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:14,353
Cold.
315
00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:15,688
- here I am!
316
00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:20,609
- ah, so glad
You could join us!
317
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,111
- michelle hathaway.
318
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:25,990
So nice to meet you
For the very first time.
319
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:28,325
Wow, ms. Hathaway?
What's with your hair?
320
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:30,494
- scott, manners.
321
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:33,497
I think it looks lovely.
322
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:36,125
- I think it looks like
Our next door neighbor's wig.
323
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,876
- we need to get that back on
Her head before she wakes up.
324
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,885
- there's my teaching assistant.
325
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:51,390
- your assistant needs
A free period.
326
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:55,728
This is why our educational
System is in the dumps.
327
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:59,481
Okay, delaney, illusion time.
328
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,275
Giant scorpions on three.
329
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:03,360
One, two, three!
330
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,487
[snaps fingers]
331
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,990
- aw, I goofed again.
332
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,783
But thanks for cheering me up
With the hula skirt.
333
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:13,495
- extra credit
For picking up on that.
334
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:17,958
Teaching assistant!
335
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,960
- now where did I put that?
336
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,003
Oh, hey, guys, don't mind me.
337
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,380
I'm just looking
For my music book.
338
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:24,965
- haven't seen it.
You can leave now.
339
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,550
- ooh, there it is on the piano.
340
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,802
Mind if I play something
I've been working on?
341
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:29,678
- we're kind of
In the middle of something--
342
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:33,182
- don't mind if I do.
343
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:37,436
Let's see, it goes
A little something like this.
344
00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:40,272
["Pop the weasel" playing]
345
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,691
♪ ♪
346
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,151
[roar]
347
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:46,362
- [screams]
348
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,864
- [yelling]
349
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:52,910
- delaney, nice moves
For a beginner.
350
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:54,620
- delaney?
How'd you do that?
351
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:58,707
- it's all thanks to you.
352
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,043
You're such an amazing teacher.
353
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,544
And I can't thank you
Enough for--
354
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,213
- out with it!
355
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,465
- fine.
I'm a level six ghost.
356
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:08,717
- [gasps]
Six?
357
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,719
- frankie, you were right.
358
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:16,016
I should probably apologize.
359
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:19,478
Um...
[snaps fingers]
360
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:23,565
- so you were just messing
With me this whole time?
361
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:24,858
- I had a really good reason.
362
00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:26,860
- oh, yeah?
What is it?
363
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:30,447
- oh, I like him.
364
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:31,699
I like-him, like-him.
365
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:34,910
- you what-me what-me?
366
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:36,578
- I thought if I pretend
To be a bad ghost,
367
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,080
You'd spend time with me.
368
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,915
I made us matching bracelets
So we could be a couple!
369
00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:44,086
- ew, no way!
So gross!
370
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:47,131
I knew the reason
Was going to be bad,
371
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,466
But this is worse
Than I thought.
372
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:53,762
- oh, quiet, you.
373
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:54,972
- hey, put my friend down!
374
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:57,599
- not until you put on
The bracelet.
375
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:58,809
- don't do it!
376
00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:00,853
It's probably got cooties.
377
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:03,021
- stay away from me, you!
378
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,524
This was not in today's
Lesson planner.
379
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:06,984
- put it on!
380
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:09,445
You're mine!
All mine!
381
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:13,282
- [yells]
382
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:17,953
- mmm, these scallops
Are ever so lovely.
383
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,621
- your voice sounds funny,
Ms. H.
384
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,290
- she has allergies.
385
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,125
- oh, we have an inhaler
For our cat,
386
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:26,086
But I'm sure he wouldn't mind
If you use it.
387
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,130
- she's fine.
388
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,591
- I got the scallops
At gibson's market.
389
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:33,427
They have great seafood,
But I am never going back.
390
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:34,803
Yesterday I had a run in
With this woman
391
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:38,682
Who was a real piece of work.
392
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,601
- piece of work?
393
00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:41,810
- she held up the whole line
394
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,395
While her daughter
Was looking for croutons.
395
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:46,064
- [coughs]
396
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:49,777
- and when I asked
To go ahead of her,
397
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:52,863
She assaulted me
With my own bag.
398
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:56,700
- maybe she was just doing
Her best not to throttle you.
399
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:57,951
- excuse me?
400
00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:00,496
- okay, time for an ice breaker!
401
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,164
[clapping]
♪ I'm taylor from thailand ♪
402
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,749
♪ and I eat trail mix ♪
403
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,000
♪ go, mom ♪
404
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:06,752
- I'm just saying,
Maybe she didn't like
405
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:10,756
Being insulted by some
Holier-than-thou busybody!
406
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:13,133
- you!
You're the crazy lady.
407
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:15,803
I'd recognize
That rude tone anywhere!
408
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,721
- oh, how dare you.
- who are you to talk about--
409
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,182
[both talking at once]
410
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,184
- you're scallops
Are overcooked!
411
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:23,560
- your lack of salad making
Skills!
412
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,479
- do something.
413
00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:30,651
- ♪ I'm miles from malaysia
And I eat mangos ♪
414
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:31,902
- about the fight!
415
00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:33,362
- oh, right.
416
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:40,953
- all right, that's enough!
Shut your pieholes!
417
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:43,205
You ought to be ashamed.
418
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:47,209
These two whippersnappers are
Trying to start a relationship,
419
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,086
And you biddies
Are muckin' it up
420
00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:50,546
With your petty squabblin'.
421
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,048
- grandpa.
422
00:18:53,131 --> 00:18:56,468
That's the first time
You've ever spoken english!
423
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,679
He's hungarian.
424
00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:02,182
- I guess that message
Must have been important to him.
425
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:05,227
- now you two fools make up.
426
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:09,690
Do it or I'll throw
My dentures at ya!
427
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:11,775
- well, that was certainly odd.
428
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,319
But he's right.
429
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:15,612
I should never have asked
To skip ahead of you in line.
430
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:17,614
I'm sorry.
431
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:18,782
- no, I was wrong
To hold you up.
432
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,577
It's my fault.
433
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,995
Can we start over?
434
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:25,414
- yes.
435
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,958
- I guess this could
Have gone worse.
436
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:29,585
- are you kidding?
This was great.
437
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,170
We found out we have more
In common than we thought.
438
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:34,631
We both have crazy moms.
439
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:40,053
- tonight was a big step
For you wacky kids.
440
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:43,265
I'm glad I was here to see it.
441
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:47,019
Thanks for inviting us, scott.
442
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,771
- you live here, grandpa.
443
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:53,233
- yes.
Yes, I do.
444
00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:57,029
- you are so getting expelled.
445
00:19:57,112 --> 00:20:00,282
Bad student,
Bad student!
446
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,367
Stop acting childish.
447
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,119
Let me break it down for you.
448
00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:06,496
Girls are icky!
449
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:09,458
- ugh, fine.
450
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:13,295
I'm just going to give
The bracelet to teddy.
451
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,923
- yeah, you do that.
452
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,342
- he has his own bike.
With a bell.
453
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:22,804
- thank goodness she's gone.
454
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,848
- yeah, great.
455
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:27,601
- what's with you?
456
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:30,228
- it's just that it was nice
To have someone
457
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,314
To look up to me for once.
458
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:35,150
You know, there was a time
When you looked up to me.
459
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:36,401
I was kind of like your hero.
460
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:37,861
- you mean those
First 20 minutes
461
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:41,448
Before I really got to know you?
462
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:45,410
- yeah, that was a special time.
463
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,871
But now you just think
I'm a clown.
464
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,332
- that's not true.
465
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:51,959
I may joke around,
But I've never stopped thinking
466
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:53,502
You're super cool.
467
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:57,130
Even when you make mistakes,
They're totally awesome.
468
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,674
- you really think so?
469
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:02,219
- yeah, and you were right
When you said I was jealous.
470
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:04,012
It was hard seeing you
With a new friend.
471
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,764
You're my best bud.
472
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:08,517
I guess I should tell you that
More often.
473
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,310
- thanks, frankie,
I feel a lot better.
474
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:14,106
Let's watch tv,
And I'll turn it on.
475
00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:15,565
[snaps fingers]
476
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:18,402
- like I said,
Totally awesome.
477
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,409
[traditional hungarian music]
478
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:28,370
- boy, grandpa's really
Kicking up his heels tonight.
479
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:35,502
- well, this night had a little
Bit of everything.
480
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:36,503
We should go.
481
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:44,344
- miles, let's go.
482
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,430
- now that was a fun night.
483
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,435
- [speaking hungarian]
484
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:55,564
- what did he just say?
485
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:56,565
- I don't know.
486
00:21:56,648 --> 00:22:00,569
I really need
To learn hungarian.
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