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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,765 --> 00:00:39,261 Frankenstein's Jewish. Yeah. 2 00:00:39,285 --> 00:00:41,385 The whole thing is Nazi propaganda. 3 00:00:42,745 --> 00:00:44,501 I don't think that's accurate. 4 00:00:44,525 --> 00:00:48,201 No, no, no. Okay. I, I know that sounds crazy, but really, 5 00:00:48,225 --> 00:00:51,181 after studying the, the back cover art of the book 6 00:00:51,205 --> 00:00:52,421 for a little while now, 7 00:00:52,445 --> 00:00:54,825 that's the only explanation that logically fits. 8 00:00:55,825 --> 00:00:58,025 I always thought of Frankenstein more as Cherokee. 9 00:00:59,485 --> 00:01:04,425 You, you thought of Frankenstein as Roki. Look, 10 00:01:05,555 --> 00:01:07,421 Maybe we should give him a ride. 11 00:01:07,445 --> 00:01:09,865 - Why? - Well, it's the Christian thing to do. 12 00:01:12,285 --> 00:01:14,471 What's he even doing out here? 13 00:01:14,495 --> 00:01:15,745 Only one way to find out, 14 00:01:16,965 --> 00:01:19,981 Hey, do you need a ride? Yeah. 15 00:01:20,005 --> 00:01:22,861 Oh, I've been staying around here since the show ended. 16 00:01:22,885 --> 00:01:27,885 My car broke down. Where are you headed? Oh, Lucy's. 17 00:01:28,055 --> 00:01:32,461 Well, come on. Thanks. I really appreciate this. 18 00:01:32,485 --> 00:01:35,580 Oh, that's no problem. That was my idea. 19 00:01:35,604 --> 00:01:37,821 That's the Christian thing to do. Yeah. 20 00:01:37,845 --> 00:01:39,140 You might be a blown stranger, 21 00:01:39,164 --> 00:01:41,271 but there's nothing wrong with being a Buffett fan. 22 00:01:41,295 --> 00:01:44,021 What can possibly go wrong? Right. 23 00:01:44,045 --> 00:01:47,080 You know, you are All right, man. Thanks. 24 00:01:47,104 --> 00:01:49,011 Interesting show tonight, huh? Yeah, man. 25 00:01:49,035 --> 00:01:53,801 Jimmy, all you can eat can never be topped. Nope. Indeed. 26 00:01:53,825 --> 00:01:55,945 That, that's precisely what I was thinking. 27 00:01:56,845 --> 00:01:59,505 You know, that was my 27 time seeing him. 28 00:02:00,365 --> 00:02:04,061 Really? Oh my God. You must be a, a really big fan. 29 00:02:04,085 --> 00:02:06,241 Wow. Oh yeah. I have my own band 30 00:02:06,265 --> 00:02:09,145 that covers his music called The Well Tan G String. 31 00:02:10,155 --> 00:02:13,861 Right on dude. Wow. 32 00:02:13,885 --> 00:02:16,321 Though it's really impossible to play all of his songs 33 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:17,751 with only one string. 34 00:02:17,775 --> 00:02:21,680 Yeah. Yeah. Such a great show tonight. 35 00:02:21,704 --> 00:02:24,625 I just wish he had played Crayola Crayola. 36 00:02:25,485 --> 00:02:26,925 I'm not sure I'm familiar with that. 37 00:02:28,125 --> 00:02:30,621 You mean you've never heard of Crayola? 38 00:02:30,645 --> 00:02:32,521 What'd she just say? You Little Beach? 39 00:02:32,545 --> 00:02:34,641 I don't know much. Jimmy's always 40 00:02:34,665 --> 00:02:35,921 been more my wife's thing. 41 00:02:35,945 --> 00:02:37,261 I, 42 00:02:37,285 --> 00:02:39,561 We listened to the whole album on the way to the show. 43 00:02:39,585 --> 00:02:42,081 What are you talking about? I are you guessing me again? 44 00:02:42,105 --> 00:02:43,641 That's what you're doing. I don't, I don't. 45 00:02:43,665 --> 00:02:46,101 Really recall - You Such a piece of shit. 46 00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:48,121 That's what it is. Have you even memorized a 47 00:02:48,145 --> 00:02:49,501 track listing of Florida Days? 48 00:02:49,525 --> 00:02:50,981 No. Huh? 49 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:53,861 You know, I never really cared for that album. Oh. 50 00:02:53,885 --> 00:02:55,221 My God. 51 00:02:55,245 --> 00:02:57,341 You know what? You guys are just a bunch of posers. 52 00:02:57,365 --> 00:03:01,211 She probably just run off and go join the No Shoes Nation. 53 00:03:01,235 --> 00:03:05,011 It's 1993. Stop the car, Gerald. 54 00:03:05,035 --> 00:03:08,701 That, that, that's just I am, you know what? I'm done. 55 00:03:08,725 --> 00:03:11,341 You're the one driving dearest. Oh my God. You, that's it. 56 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:16,365 That's it. That's it. You open the door, get out, get out. 57 00:03:16,515 --> 00:03:19,571 It's time that, you know, you finally listen to that, 58 00:03:19,595 --> 00:03:21,841 that therapist, you, you love so much, 59 00:03:21,865 --> 00:03:23,641 and it takes some personal space. 60 00:03:23,665 --> 00:03:25,211 But you can't stay here. 61 00:03:25,235 --> 00:03:27,930 It's out in the middle of nowhere on a Sunday night. 62 00:03:27,954 --> 00:03:29,881 Come Monday, I'll be all right. 63 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:33,361 - Hey, - You stop talking. That shithead Posr. 64 00:03:33,385 --> 00:03:38,045 And, and you, Gerald, if the phone doesn't ring, it's me. 65 00:03:49,105 --> 00:03:50,105 So long time coming. 66 00:03:53,704 --> 00:03:55,781 You know, Macy, some people would say that you're really 67 00:03:55,805 --> 00:03:59,301 to blame for this, but really, it's nobody's fault. 68 00:03:59,325 --> 00:04:00,325 I gotta tinkle. 69 00:04:09,135 --> 00:04:13,191 - Aw crap. - I think we have a flat tire. 70 00:04:13,215 --> 00:04:14,215 Oh, - No. 71 00:04:19,865 --> 00:04:20,865 Seriously. 72 00:04:26,105 --> 00:04:29,191 What the - Hell? Son of a beach. 73 00:04:29,215 --> 00:04:31,835 Hey, Macy, have you seen my salt Shakers? 74 00:04:46,135 --> 00:04:50,751 Mac? See Mac. See Mac? 75 00:04:50,775 --> 00:04:55,631 See Macy? Where are you? 76 00:04:55,655 --> 00:04:58,034 Oh, I blew up my flip flop. 77 00:05:00,895 --> 00:05:03,315 Oh, shit. 78 00:05:16,965 --> 00:05:20,131 - I don't need the back story. - Just. 79 00:05:20,155 --> 00:05:21,155 Get to the facts. 80 00:05:23,275 --> 00:05:27,091 Hey, - In the Bayou the Moon, 81 00:05:27,115 --> 00:05:31,211 so bride friends for a while, Jimmy Knight, 82 00:05:31,235 --> 00:05:34,961 guitar Showman, kilo taking flight underneath the stars. 83 00:05:34,985 --> 00:05:37,455 Everything just feels all right. 84 00:05:39,275 --> 00:05:42,495 Oh, - Just feels all right. 85 00:05:44,755 --> 00:05:46,641 So race up our glass. 86 00:05:46,665 --> 00:05:49,131 Let's out Cheer to the single damn reason 87 00:05:49,155 --> 00:05:50,891 why we're all here. 88 00:05:50,915 --> 00:05:53,861 Got friends. Byside. Another Kanga wrong. 89 00:05:53,885 --> 00:05:57,605 Grab a damn beer and help me sing this song. 90 00:05:59,185 --> 00:06:02,605 Oh, - Sing this song. 91 00:06:04,915 --> 00:06:09,525 Welcome to this place where the fun is in the air. 92 00:06:11,415 --> 00:06:15,005 Heads gathered. Not one of us with anger, air 93 00:06:16,195 --> 00:06:20,925 with drinks in our hand and keys gone for the night. 94 00:06:23,305 --> 00:06:25,921 We toast to tomorrow. 95 00:06:25,945 --> 00:06:28,365 And that painful morning 96 00:06:33,985 --> 00:06:36,245 to be all that's right. 97 00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:42,281 It's gonna be alright. Alright. 98 00:06:42,305 --> 00:06:44,605 You hook me up with a crazy chick again. 99 00:06:45,825 --> 00:06:48,971 Didn't say crazy. I said paranoid. 100 00:06:48,995 --> 00:06:51,911 Yeah. Well, that's like your personal point of view, man. 101 00:06:51,935 --> 00:06:53,421 Don't go this way. The light 102 00:06:53,445 --> 00:06:55,001 down here, it makes you wait forever. 103 00:06:55,025 --> 00:06:56,025 We could take another. 104 00:07:01,775 --> 00:07:02,991 No, let him sleep. 105 00:07:03,015 --> 00:07:05,131 It doesn't smell like he shit his pants yet. Yeah. 106 00:07:05,155 --> 00:07:06,155 I don't smell 'em. 107 00:07:12,615 --> 00:07:14,481 So this party thing, we're going to, 108 00:07:14,505 --> 00:07:17,311 it's like an all you can eat food festival. 109 00:07:17,335 --> 00:07:20,251 No, it's, it's a Jimmy Buffett's impersonator 110 00:07:20,275 --> 00:07:22,911 contest. It's not a buffet. 111 00:07:22,935 --> 00:07:24,531 Oh. I thought 112 00:07:24,555 --> 00:07:27,075 that meant there was like a dinner show or something. 113 00:07:27,955 --> 00:07:30,491 I can't believe I let you talk me into coming. 114 00:07:30,515 --> 00:07:32,571 I don't even like Jimmy Buffet. Everybody. 115 00:07:32,595 --> 00:07:34,201 Loves Jimmy Buffett. 116 00:07:34,225 --> 00:07:37,955 He's an American icon. Like Jerry Springer, 117 00:07:45,255 --> 00:07:46,255 Man. 118 00:07:53,655 --> 00:07:54,465 Oh. 119 00:07:54,489 --> 00:07:59,211 Oh, where's the party - Dude? 120 00:07:59,235 --> 00:08:01,031 What are you wearing? 121 00:08:01,055 --> 00:08:02,435 Me? It's pirate garb. 122 00:08:03,585 --> 00:08:05,271 Look like you're from the middle ages. 123 00:08:05,295 --> 00:08:06,521 You're middle aged pirates. 124 00:08:06,545 --> 00:08:07,875 Yeah. What middle aged pussies? 125 00:08:10,665 --> 00:08:12,155 - Shit. - What? 126 00:08:13,265 --> 00:08:15,241 - It's a Jeep. - What's a Jeep? 127 00:08:15,265 --> 00:08:16,991 It's a four wheel drive altering vehicle. 128 00:08:17,015 --> 00:08:21,671 No, it's, it's not a what? It's a who? It's a some bum. 129 00:08:21,695 --> 00:08:24,121 We pay to look after the place. 130 00:08:24,145 --> 00:08:25,625 What? Is he dangerous or something? 131 00:08:26,495 --> 00:08:30,595 Not really. I'd say he is more sad, to be honest. 132 00:08:32,075 --> 00:08:34,791 I think his wife left him high and dry years ago 133 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:37,390 and never really recovered. 134 00:08:37,414 --> 00:08:39,051 And honestly, I think 135 00:08:39,075 --> 00:08:40,755 that was probably the last time he was dry. 136 00:08:41,495 --> 00:08:44,431 - But he's a bitch. - No, like he's an alcoholic. 137 00:08:44,455 --> 00:08:45,795 Oh, nice. I, 138 00:08:46,745 --> 00:08:49,131 That being said, better play it safe. 139 00:08:49,155 --> 00:08:51,315 Don't take any candy. He brings you. 140 00:08:52,185 --> 00:08:53,185 Good call. 141 00:09:07,185 --> 00:09:09,885 Hey, Jeep. How's it going? 142 00:09:18,035 --> 00:09:19,035 Okay, good talk. 143 00:09:21,145 --> 00:09:22,805 You don't wanna go down to that water. 144 00:09:25,385 --> 00:09:29,121 - Why is that exactly. - That thing down there? 145 00:09:29,145 --> 00:09:32,485 It ain't right. It ain't natural. 146 00:09:34,315 --> 00:09:35,605 Okay. What thing? 147 00:09:41,015 --> 00:09:44,031 - Opera shark. - Excuse me. 148 00:09:44,055 --> 00:09:46,161 About six months back, 149 00:09:46,185 --> 00:09:48,421 Ladies and gentlemen, a terrible tragedy this evening. 150 00:09:48,445 --> 00:09:53,251 Indeed. A talker who goes by the handle opera Daddy 151 00:09:53,275 --> 00:09:55,731 was tragically eaten alive by a shark. 152 00:09:55,755 --> 00:09:57,091 We have footage of the event 153 00:09:57,115 --> 00:09:58,471 and we are about to play it for you now. 154 00:09:58,495 --> 00:09:59,951 Now, if your discretion is advised, 155 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:01,311 because you will have to listen 156 00:10:01,335 --> 00:10:03,501 to some opera music. Let's roll the tape. 157 00:10:03,525 --> 00:10:08,525 What is up my fellow hashtag shark aficionados? 158 00:10:08,645 --> 00:10:13,211 It's me. Your favorite opera singer? Hashtag opera Daddy. 159 00:10:13,235 --> 00:10:16,131 Follow me on TikTok, follow me on Instagram. 160 00:10:16,155 --> 00:10:20,335 And I am just out here so excited about 161 00:10:21,195 --> 00:10:26,195 sharks and I have been introduced to this smear 162 00:10:26,295 --> 00:10:29,371 campaign about our thin friends. 163 00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:31,731 And I'm here to tell you, I don't appreciate it. 164 00:10:31,755 --> 00:10:35,815 So as a show of my support, I'm here to engage 165 00:10:36,675 --> 00:10:40,841 in the art of song with my fellow thin friends. 166 00:10:40,865 --> 00:10:43,065 Isn't that right? We're gonna hit 'em with a little, we. 167 00:10:59,805 --> 00:11:01,951 They say, you could still hear the muffled sounds of 168 00:11:01,975 --> 00:11:06,591 that sad, tragic clown when 169 00:11:06,615 --> 00:11:07,615 that thing draws near. 170 00:11:10,195 --> 00:11:12,111 So the guy's still alive, isn't. 171 00:11:12,135 --> 00:11:13,112 There? 172 00:11:13,136 --> 00:11:14,975 Well, yeah. The shark ate him hole. 173 00:11:15,965 --> 00:11:18,175 I'll steer clear the water, - The sun too. 174 00:11:20,155 --> 00:11:22,455 You're kind of tying my hands here, man. It's a camp. 175 00:11:24,555 --> 00:11:27,255 - That's what she thought too. - Who? 176 00:11:29,755 --> 00:11:30,755 Karen. 177 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:42,185 All right, Jeep. We'll see you later. 178 00:11:43,685 --> 00:11:46,011 Ugh. What the shit, dude? 179 00:11:46,035 --> 00:11:48,291 Sorry, friend. Didn't mean to panic your pickle. 180 00:11:48,315 --> 00:11:51,811 Panic My what? Oh, don't mind. Old four wheeler there. 181 00:11:51,835 --> 00:11:53,111 Perky. Karen's death. 182 00:11:53,135 --> 00:11:54,621 Death had nothing to do with the amount 183 00:11:54,645 --> 00:11:57,445 of s pf one 50 on her skin. 184 00:11:58,715 --> 00:12:02,131 That right? Everyone around these parts knows 185 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,361 that it was coronal, mass eject. 186 00:12:04,385 --> 00:12:08,721 Or like the city slickers. Call it solar flare. 187 00:12:08,745 --> 00:12:11,261 It erupted a bunch of solar radiation 188 00:12:11,285 --> 00:12:13,771 that deflected off the Aurora Boreal 189 00:12:13,795 --> 00:12:17,401 that amazingly reflected right through the window 190 00:12:17,425 --> 00:12:19,921 of our friendly neighbor's Ace's big rig. 191 00:12:19,945 --> 00:12:23,371 And while those Scientologists said it created an effect 192 00:12:23,395 --> 00:12:25,685 like an ant under a microphone. 193 00:12:27,385 --> 00:12:30,351 Wait, you say Scientologists? 194 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:34,171 I'm sorry. I guess I had a slippery tongue phenomenon. 195 00:12:34,195 --> 00:12:38,251 I meant gynecologist. Of course, her death was no big deal. 196 00:12:38,275 --> 00:12:41,431 I mean, her poetry was not well received. 197 00:12:41,455 --> 00:12:44,475 Is this guy an escaped mental patient? No. 198 00:12:46,255 --> 00:12:47,355 No. That's Gareth. 199 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,501 - Garth. - Gareth, 200 00:12:50,525 --> 00:12:52,391 Garth, - Gareth. 201 00:12:52,415 --> 00:12:56,755 I'm sorry. One more time. I I can come here. Come, come. 202 00:12:58,095 --> 00:13:02,675 Gareth. Oh, it's Gareth. It's Gareth. 203 00:13:04,135 --> 00:13:05,431 So where you standing behind this wall? 204 00:13:05,455 --> 00:13:07,271 Man, you, you hiding something? 205 00:13:07,295 --> 00:13:10,641 No. Good fences. Make good neighbors. What? 206 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:13,211 What the, how'd you get back here? 207 00:13:13,235 --> 00:13:15,491 I pulled a sneaky one on you. 208 00:13:15,515 --> 00:13:17,091 I squeezed down the brown hole when your 209 00:13:17,115 --> 00:13:18,231 back was turned. You did. 210 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:21,641 - You did what to me. - I went through the hole. 211 00:13:21,665 --> 00:13:22,665 Made a hole. 212 00:13:26,685 --> 00:13:29,655 Guys, I think I need a drink and a long ass shower. 213 00:13:35,005 --> 00:13:36,851 Well, we'll be seeing you, Gareth. 214 00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:38,615 Always a pleasure. Double J. 215 00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:44,091 Taste this. Oh, 216 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,481 that tastes like straight tequila. 217 00:13:46,505 --> 00:13:48,021 It is. 218 00:13:48,045 --> 00:13:52,195 Who's ready to get drunk and screw? Oh, 219 00:13:53,765 --> 00:13:54,765 We're not snuff queens. 220 00:13:55,745 --> 00:13:57,361 What the hell is a snuff queen? 221 00:13:57,385 --> 00:13:58,545 I'll explain it to you later, 222 00:14:00,065 --> 00:14:01,042 Dude. 223 00:14:01,066 --> 00:14:02,411 Where'd you get those from? 224 00:14:02,435 --> 00:14:04,475 Remember earlier when we were talking to Jeep? Yeah. 225 00:14:43,565 --> 00:14:47,301 It is time to see the world. It's time to kiss some girls. 226 00:14:47,325 --> 00:14:50,721 Pastor Gula on two, easily. I'm a one. 227 00:14:50,745 --> 00:14:53,571 Man band with no media playing, right? 228 00:14:53,595 --> 00:14:55,405 Tonight. I just need my guitar. 229 00:14:56,345 --> 00:14:57,765 You're one of our own down there. 230 00:14:58,785 --> 00:15:01,011 You never drink alone down there. 231 00:15:01,035 --> 00:15:02,965 Baab Breeze too Damn easy. 232 00:15:05,585 --> 00:15:09,085 - Bam. A what did you say. - The name of the song? 233 00:15:10,925 --> 00:15:14,935 Bama Breeze. LOL. It's Bama Breeze dude. 234 00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:19,781 - Bama Breeze. - Yeah. Bama. 235 00:15:19,805 --> 00:15:21,945 We all know it was written about Obama. 236 00:15:23,085 --> 00:15:24,245 What are you talking about? 237 00:15:25,205 --> 00:15:27,531 Barack Obama, the 44th president of the United States. 238 00:15:27,555 --> 00:15:28,555 Catch up. 239 00:15:30,965 --> 00:15:32,951 We know who Barack Obama is. 240 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:36,345 Okay, question is, why do you think that song is about him? 241 00:15:37,785 --> 00:15:40,901 I mean, everything. First off, the title Bama, 242 00:15:40,925 --> 00:15:44,821 second Breeze, like a, you know, tropical island breeze 243 00:15:44,845 --> 00:15:47,225 of which only someone like JB can write about. 244 00:15:49,685 --> 00:15:51,241 And what state fits 245 00:15:51,265 --> 00:15:55,021 that description better than Florida, Hawaii. 246 00:15:55,045 --> 00:15:58,705 And where was Obama from? That's right. Huh? Vi e. 247 00:16:01,985 --> 00:16:03,951 It's a bit of a stretch, don't you think? 248 00:16:03,975 --> 00:16:05,835 Let the ladies in free with the fake id. 249 00:16:07,505 --> 00:16:09,771 It's textbook foreshadowing about the whole 250 00:16:09,795 --> 00:16:11,115 birth certificate debacle. 251 00:16:13,955 --> 00:16:16,755 1984. Mick Jagger passed through town. 252 00:16:18,295 --> 00:16:20,515 We all know what Obama was doing in 1984. 253 00:16:21,555 --> 00:16:23,621 Michelle. Shit. 254 00:16:23,645 --> 00:16:26,591 What? What the hell does Obama have to do 255 00:16:26,615 --> 00:16:28,381 with the Birdman? 256 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:29,601 Just get back to the damn. 257 00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:30,661 Story. 258 00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:32,911 Says online that Jimmy Buffett never 259 00:16:32,935 --> 00:16:34,531 even wrote Bama Breeze. 260 00:16:34,555 --> 00:16:36,455 Ugh. What? This game's dumb. 261 00:16:39,135 --> 00:16:40,901 It's not enough. Hey, I'm getting boozed. 262 00:16:40,925 --> 00:16:44,561 You've been knocking back triple since 6:00 AM You smell 263 00:16:44,585 --> 00:16:47,621 like hemmingway taint only half drunk. 264 00:16:47,645 --> 00:16:51,871 Not this again. Look, I'm getting more booze. 265 00:16:51,895 --> 00:16:53,651 What do you guys want? 266 00:16:53,675 --> 00:16:55,365 Nowhere's gonna be open this late. 267 00:16:56,795 --> 00:16:59,221 It's 11:00 AM - Look. SUV his shack. 268 00:16:59,245 --> 00:17:00,891 There's definitely alcohol in there. Dude. 269 00:17:00,915 --> 00:17:04,521 Stop messing with Jeep. That booze is all he is got. 270 00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:07,405 Ah, he'll survive. Survive. 271 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:09,845 Yeah. Stay alive. 272 00:17:10,845 --> 00:17:13,251 - What about parrot heads? - We're all parrot heads. 273 00:17:13,275 --> 00:17:16,661 - I'm not. - It's just a stupid story. 274 00:17:16,685 --> 00:17:18,601 It's a stupid true story. 275 00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:22,135 - About a parrot man, - Para parrott head. 276 00:17:23,055 --> 00:17:24,871 - I don't follow. - The story goes 277 00:17:24,895 --> 00:17:29,041 that there's this werewolf like creature that turns into a. 278 00:17:29,065 --> 00:17:33,951 Parrothead man and attacks people who aren't big enough. 279 00:17:33,975 --> 00:17:36,375 Jimmy Buffett fans. It's, it's nonsense. 280 00:17:37,445 --> 00:17:39,815 What makes them turn the moon. 281 00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:42,315 You believe in the moon. 282 00:17:44,045 --> 00:17:48,495 Also, it's sobriety. 283 00:17:49,715 --> 00:17:52,125 - What if it's Jeep? - Yeah. 284 00:17:54,005 --> 00:17:55,845 - Speaking of Jeep, I'm gonna. - At that booze. 285 00:17:58,065 --> 00:17:59,042 Bar if, wait. 286 00:17:59,066 --> 00:18:01,051 Yeah. Mike is sober out there. 287 00:18:01,075 --> 00:18:02,075 Good looking out. 288 00:18:20,945 --> 00:18:23,125 Oh no, - Black. 289 00:18:25,785 --> 00:18:28,505 - Not again. - Fuck. 290 00:19:11,425 --> 00:19:15,765 Oh, there we go. Finally. 291 00:19:20,235 --> 00:19:21,235 Piss. 292 00:19:24,945 --> 00:19:26,065 It doesn't taste like piss. 293 00:19:33,555 --> 00:19:34,555 Nice. 294 00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:42,361 I have been drunk now for over two weeks. Shit. 295 00:19:42,385 --> 00:19:44,451 Old man. You scared the shit outta me. 296 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,805 Well, oh, scratch that. 297 00:19:49,285 --> 00:19:53,245 Probably two decades. What? Here we are. 298 00:19:55,215 --> 00:19:57,805 Right on, man. I'm gonna get outta here. No, 299 00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:02,245 See, I can tell 300 00:20:03,145 --> 00:20:04,605 you got a schoolboy heart. 301 00:20:06,785 --> 00:20:11,785 Now I need booze. And you got my 40. 302 00:20:12,185 --> 00:20:13,185 You gotta give it to me. 303 00:20:14,945 --> 00:20:17,365 I'm gonna, oh Jesus'. Psycho tcho. 304 00:20:25,735 --> 00:20:28,715 The contest starts tomorrow night around seven. 305 00:20:29,675 --> 00:20:31,231 It's about a two hour drive. 306 00:20:31,255 --> 00:20:34,035 So we're gonna wanna leave about 6:00 AM. 307 00:20:35,225 --> 00:20:36,182 What? Four. 308 00:20:36,206 --> 00:20:38,201 Gotta get a good spot. The tailgate. 309 00:20:38,225 --> 00:20:39,465 What happens at the tailgate? 310 00:20:40,455 --> 00:20:45,251 You'll love it. Everyone hangs out drinking, playing. 311 00:20:45,275 --> 00:20:46,755 Buffet tunes in the parking lot. 312 00:20:48,825 --> 00:20:50,221 Let me just get this straight just 313 00:20:50,245 --> 00:20:52,031 so we're all in the same latitude here. 314 00:20:52,055 --> 00:20:54,201 We're going to a Jimmy Buffett impersonator contest 315 00:20:54,225 --> 00:20:56,241 to listen to Jimmy Buffett music drink 316 00:20:56,265 --> 00:20:57,461 and listen to Jimmy Buffett 317 00:20:57,485 --> 00:20:58,851 impersonators sing those same songs. 318 00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:00,421 Only worse. But 319 00:21:00,445 --> 00:21:03,281 before all that, we're gonna hang out in an asphalt parking 320 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,381 lot, listening to the same exact music, 321 00:21:05,405 --> 00:21:07,005 with the same exact people and drinking. 322 00:21:07,825 --> 00:21:10,081 But before all that, we came out to Jerry Jeff's camp 323 00:21:10,105 --> 00:21:11,765 to drink and listen to Buffett tunes. 324 00:21:13,065 --> 00:21:15,601 - That's about the size of it. - Yeah, 325 00:21:15,625 --> 00:21:16,625 Sounds about right. 326 00:21:17,715 --> 00:21:18,971 What do you want on your burger? 327 00:21:18,995 --> 00:21:23,871 Lettuce. Tomatoes, Hans 57 fries. A pickle and a beer. 328 00:21:23,895 --> 00:21:26,045 - Let's stick the boat out. - I'm driving. 329 00:21:28,155 --> 00:21:31,251 - Fuck you are. - What? 330 00:21:31,275 --> 00:21:34,921 Your spastic ass flipped the kayak in Key West 331 00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:38,041 and lost the keys to the rental car. 332 00:21:38,065 --> 00:21:40,581 Not to mention getting us lost at sea. 333 00:21:40,605 --> 00:21:44,661 Somehow after we already lost the boat, we were stranded on 334 00:21:44,685 --> 00:21:47,371 that sandbar until monsoon season ended. 335 00:21:47,395 --> 00:21:49,401 That was you drinking with Qatar. 336 00:21:49,425 --> 00:21:51,801 And also, didn't we say we're gonna talk about rape island? 337 00:21:51,825 --> 00:21:54,101 It would've been fine if you hadn't invited 338 00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:56,501 that pirate Parker to go drinking with us. He. 339 00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:57,502 Saved us from drowning. 340 00:21:57,526 --> 00:22:00,101 It seemed appropriate. Not to mention he rescued us from 341 00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:01,211 that uncontacted tribe. 342 00:22:01,235 --> 00:22:02,761 Yeah, the dude was facing four decades 343 00:22:02,785 --> 00:22:04,541 in a Haitian penitentiary. 344 00:22:04,565 --> 00:22:05,565 Remember any of that? 345 00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,381 Starting to feel like there's. 346 00:22:08,405 --> 00:22:09,382 A lot of story. 347 00:22:09,406 --> 00:22:11,126 Of course I do. Story. I remember all of it. 348 00:22:11,745 --> 00:22:15,365 That's the problem in my nightmares. 349 00:22:16,565 --> 00:22:18,421 I can still see all those gaunt, 350 00:22:18,445 --> 00:22:21,285 barefoot children standing completely silent in the rain 351 00:22:22,835 --> 00:22:25,781 knee, deep in the waves, just staring at us 352 00:22:25,805 --> 00:22:27,925 after we barely managed to make it off shore. 353 00:22:29,095 --> 00:22:32,881 When I closed my eyes, I could still see what they did 354 00:22:32,905 --> 00:22:34,361 to the Christian missionary we met there. 355 00:22:34,385 --> 00:22:35,385 Thaddeus, 356 00:22:37,205 --> 00:22:38,121 He was only there 'cause he 357 00:22:38,145 --> 00:22:39,385 wanted to deliver him presents. 358 00:22:40,085 --> 00:22:41,925 If only he'd been a little quicker to the boat. 359 00:22:42,915 --> 00:22:44,225 Maybe we all made it off 360 00:22:46,455 --> 00:22:48,301 then maybe we could have went convinced ourselves. 361 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:51,985 We were simple children playing simple children's games. 362 00:22:53,475 --> 00:22:55,675 Maybe I wouldn't have to wake up for my sleep screaming. 363 00:22:57,785 --> 00:23:00,105 I really feel like we're missing some major details here. 364 00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:05,461 Let's just say that Key West was a long time 365 00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:06,505 ago and leave it at that. 366 00:23:10,685 --> 00:23:14,841 - But I loved her. - I don't know 367 00:23:14,865 --> 00:23:17,141 what it is, but I get the feeling. 368 00:23:17,165 --> 00:23:19,505 I'm missing a lot of back story here. 369 00:23:23,705 --> 00:23:25,986 I guess it's just one of those times you had to be there. 370 00:23:28,685 --> 00:23:29,685 To the boat. 371 00:23:34,255 --> 00:23:35,431 This is the boat, huh? 372 00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:37,631 Yeah. It's pretty dope, right? 373 00:23:37,655 --> 00:23:40,625 Yeah. If you mean dope as in a shitty canoe in a lake. 374 00:23:42,205 --> 00:23:44,811 Alright, that was uncalled for Paris. 375 00:23:44,835 --> 00:23:45,742 Can you check in that - Cooler 376 00:23:45,766 --> 00:23:46,801 and make sure there's beer? 377 00:23:46,825 --> 00:23:47,825 Oh. Hmm. 378 00:23:50,445 --> 00:23:53,641 Hmm. What the hell's this? 379 00:23:53,665 --> 00:23:56,161 Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Get her. Alright. 380 00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:58,071 That's my grandfather's spear gun. Let's. 381 00:23:58,095 --> 00:24:00,451 Watch where you're pointing. Let's try it out. 382 00:24:00,475 --> 00:24:04,981 - Yeah, that's a good idea. - Because. 383 00:24:05,005 --> 00:24:06,045 This boat really - Sucks. 384 00:24:11,185 --> 00:24:13,045 Get outta here. Four doors. Family sedan. 385 00:24:29,395 --> 00:24:30,395 Stop. 386 00:24:44,355 --> 00:24:45,331 Here. 387 00:24:45,355 --> 00:24:46,515 Lemme show you how it's done. 388 00:24:51,625 --> 00:24:52,995 This thing's fucking busted. 389 00:25:16,455 --> 00:25:18,401 - Ah. - Oh. 390 00:25:18,425 --> 00:25:20,515 Shit. Dani killed someone. 391 00:25:21,415 --> 00:25:24,271 - Oh, really? - Okay. 392 00:25:24,295 --> 00:25:26,635 That's enough finger pointing and spear pointing. 393 00:25:27,825 --> 00:25:31,965 How do y'all, I thought I was all, all alone out here. 394 00:25:32,885 --> 00:25:33,925 I thought I was on my own. 395 00:25:34,955 --> 00:25:36,411 Gareth, are you all right? 396 00:25:36,435 --> 00:25:40,241 Oh, spear thing. Yeah. Stings a little. 397 00:25:40,265 --> 00:25:44,111 Y'all didn't mean to impale me. Y'all. Y'all are nice folks. 398 00:25:44,135 --> 00:25:47,665 I got so absorbed in my activities that. 399 00:25:49,545 --> 00:25:53,181 I wasn't abreast of the, the moment, the situation. 400 00:25:53,205 --> 00:25:54,521 That's gotta be the most vague 401 00:25:54,545 --> 00:25:57,211 and disconcerting answer I've ever heard. 402 00:25:57,235 --> 00:25:59,021 Thank you. 403 00:25:59,045 --> 00:26:02,011 What activities are you doing up in the tree, Gareth? 404 00:26:02,035 --> 00:26:06,651 The normal regular ones like bird peeping. You. 405 00:26:06,675 --> 00:26:08,631 Mean bird - Watching? 406 00:26:08,655 --> 00:26:10,671 That's, that's the one. 407 00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:14,321 And just what kind of birds are you looking for? 408 00:26:14,345 --> 00:26:18,591 There's a, a diverse local group of, of tits and warblers 409 00:26:18,615 --> 00:26:21,561 and, and breasted, booby cocks that, 410 00:26:21,585 --> 00:26:25,351 that really make up the local bird peeping scene. 411 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:30,111 And man, I, I do enjoy a stare 412 00:26:30,135 --> 00:26:32,531 gander, if you will, at all the diverse 413 00:26:32,555 --> 00:26:33,715 wildlife we have around here. 414 00:26:34,775 --> 00:26:37,391 Didn't know we had any of those birds around here. Oh, 415 00:26:37,415 --> 00:26:40,155 You gotta know where to get the, the best views. 416 00:26:41,705 --> 00:26:44,901 Well, as fun and educational as this has been, 417 00:26:44,925 --> 00:26:47,201 I think birdwatching hours are over. 418 00:26:47,225 --> 00:26:49,041 You need any help getting home, Gareth? 419 00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:50,811 Oh, I'll be fine on my own. 420 00:26:50,835 --> 00:26:52,541 This is not the first time I've been 421 00:26:52,565 --> 00:26:54,871 penetrated by an object. 422 00:26:54,895 --> 00:26:56,311 See ya, Gareth. 423 00:26:56,335 --> 00:26:59,395 Not if I see you first. Y'all come back now. You here. 424 00:27:09,215 --> 00:27:13,881 So where to go? I think I'm gonna go for a swim. 425 00:27:13,905 --> 00:27:15,515 Wash this drool off of me. 426 00:28:22,245 --> 00:28:25,025 Who could that be? What are you doing here? Bird brain. 427 00:28:25,965 --> 00:28:26,965 Ah, 428 00:28:42,765 --> 00:28:44,551 Marvin, where the hell have you been? 429 00:28:44,575 --> 00:28:46,281 Dude, I got munched on 430 00:28:46,305 --> 00:28:47,745 by the housing challenge over there. 431 00:28:49,095 --> 00:28:50,345 Jeep. Yeah. 432 00:28:53,735 --> 00:28:55,295 I'm gonna, hold on. I'm gonna call him. 433 00:28:59,585 --> 00:29:03,005 I need a beer. Somebody Gimme one. Oh, thanks buddy. 434 00:29:06,885 --> 00:29:10,655 It's not enough. It's never enough. 435 00:29:11,955 --> 00:29:16,581 You all right dude? Yeah, yeah. 436 00:29:16,605 --> 00:29:17,981 I just, I just need to soak her up. 437 00:29:18,005 --> 00:29:20,525 You know, I'm gonna grab, I'm gonna take a piss. 438 00:29:23,615 --> 00:29:25,411 All right. Jeep's not picking up, 439 00:29:25,435 --> 00:29:28,271 so I'm gonna go down and talk to him. 440 00:29:28,295 --> 00:29:32,221 He can't be doing this. We, we talked about this. 441 00:29:32,245 --> 00:29:33,281 Lemme back in a second, guys. 442 00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:34,305 I'll come with you. 443 00:30:04,535 --> 00:30:09,491 So you wanna play parts? Cheesy? Jeep. Jeep. 444 00:30:09,515 --> 00:30:14,515 Oh, but up, man. Come on. Are you come? Oh shit. 445 00:30:14,785 --> 00:30:18,891 - Let's just go. - We can't go. He can't, he can't do this. 446 00:30:18,915 --> 00:30:20,751 He can't, he can't just bite people. 447 00:30:20,775 --> 00:30:21,935 I told him six times already. 448 00:30:22,885 --> 00:30:24,295 He's - Bitten six people before. 449 00:30:26,395 --> 00:30:28,301 No, but I told him not to six times. 450 00:30:28,325 --> 00:30:30,455 There's gotta be a spare key around here somewhere. 451 00:30:35,365 --> 00:30:38,935 Jeep. All right, well, let's see. 452 00:30:40,605 --> 00:30:41,951 Jeep, are you in here? 453 00:30:41,975 --> 00:30:44,371 I, I don't mean to impede on your domicile, 454 00:30:44,395 --> 00:30:46,011 but we need to talk. 455 00:30:46,035 --> 00:30:50,061 Oh my God. You should not 456 00:30:50,085 --> 00:30:51,605 live in a place that smells like this. 457 00:30:53,015 --> 00:30:54,501 A person lives here. 458 00:30:54,525 --> 00:30:58,061 Yeah. You could call 'em that, huh? 459 00:30:58,085 --> 00:30:59,695 This is, this is unsettling. 460 00:31:01,095 --> 00:31:02,361 I don't have a good feeling about this. 461 00:31:02,385 --> 00:31:04,535 Let's, yeah, let's, yeah, let's just get outta here. 462 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:07,415 Holy shit. Jeep, 463 00:31:08,785 --> 00:31:12,415 After all these years of boozing, I always blamed her. 464 00:31:14,035 --> 00:31:15,535 And now I've come to realization. 465 00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:19,975 That's my own damn fault. 466 00:31:21,035 --> 00:31:23,051 You know what? Stop the car. Stop the car. 467 00:31:23,075 --> 00:31:27,855 You're, you're driving. Not anymore. 468 00:32:10,625 --> 00:32:11,805 It is my own damn fault. 469 00:32:21,445 --> 00:32:23,455 What? You never had a man die on top of you. 470 00:32:26,985 --> 00:32:27,985 What? 471 00:32:33,475 --> 00:32:34,931 30 years of boozing. 472 00:32:34,955 --> 00:32:36,935 The cumulative hangover finally did him in. 473 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:43,695 Let's, let's just go back to the camp and call the police. 474 00:32:47,875 --> 00:32:49,055 Marvin, you okay in there? 475 00:32:57,915 --> 00:33:00,415 Is he okay? How would I know that? Dude? 476 00:33:04,285 --> 00:33:05,935 Just don't choke on your own. Vomit. 477 00:33:17,155 --> 00:33:18,155 He is gone. 478 00:33:22,885 --> 00:33:24,581 All right. I, I got you. I got you. 479 00:33:24,605 --> 00:33:27,441 It was a second store window he jumped out of. I got you. 480 00:33:27,465 --> 00:33:28,465 Keep going. 481 00:33:35,005 --> 00:33:38,981 Go for Peterson. Oh, you're here? Yeah. Great. 482 00:33:39,005 --> 00:33:41,031 No, just come around to the back. 483 00:33:41,055 --> 00:33:44,241 I'll be in the Jacos taking a soak. No, no, no. 484 00:33:44,265 --> 00:33:46,541 I'll take care of the Uber. Don't worry about it. 485 00:33:46,565 --> 00:33:47,665 See you soon. Sweet cheeks. 486 00:33:58,015 --> 00:34:02,705 Mohamed. One star. That's for nine 11. 487 00:34:12,005 --> 00:34:14,385 Oh yeah. Come on in, baby. Pour yourself a drink. 488 00:34:36,295 --> 00:34:38,815 Well, Jeep's dead. 489 00:34:40,065 --> 00:34:42,284 - You kill him. - What? 490 00:34:44,074 --> 00:34:47,041 - Right on. - Marvin's gone too. 491 00:34:47,065 --> 00:34:49,081 Where the hell is Marvin Gardens? 492 00:34:49,105 --> 00:34:50,300 Why'd you just use his full name? 493 00:34:50,324 --> 00:34:52,570 He's probably dead in a ditch somewhere. 494 00:34:52,594 --> 00:34:54,331 Oh, he's such an asshole. 495 00:34:54,355 --> 00:34:55,635 But we still look for him. No, 496 00:35:01,915 --> 00:35:02,891 No. 497 00:35:02,915 --> 00:35:04,555 Delaney's. Right. We need to go find him. 498 00:35:20,355 --> 00:35:21,921 Marvin. 499 00:35:21,945 --> 00:35:26,395 Hello Marvin. 500 00:35:27,895 --> 00:35:29,955 God so hot out here. Yeah, I know. 501 00:35:31,915 --> 00:35:34,515 I just wanna take off some of your clothing, huh? Look, 502 00:35:38,815 --> 00:35:40,145 It's definitely bird poopy. 503 00:35:42,805 --> 00:35:43,805 It's definitely fresh. 504 00:35:48,225 --> 00:35:50,901 Looks like there was more to that story after all. 505 00:35:50,925 --> 00:35:52,335 What? The story of e coli? 506 00:35:53,275 --> 00:35:56,861 No. Story of the bird. Big damn bird. 507 00:35:56,885 --> 00:35:58,191 What are you saying? There's a parrot man in the 508 00:35:58,215 --> 00:35:59,451 woods. And he ate Marvin. No, 509 00:35:59,475 --> 00:36:00,655 Not a parrot man. 510 00:36:01,645 --> 00:36:05,495 A parrot head. I'll ask Marvin. I knew the, well. 511 00:36:06,465 --> 00:36:07,465 You just met him. 512 00:36:08,395 --> 00:36:10,735 - It's Hamlet. - His name's Marvin. 513 00:36:11,865 --> 00:36:16,081 - Nevermind. - This can't be Marvin. 514 00:36:16,105 --> 00:36:17,931 Marvin had six toes. 515 00:36:17,955 --> 00:36:19,861 - What are you saying? - This can't be Marvin. 516 00:36:19,885 --> 00:36:21,681 Marvin had six toes. 517 00:36:21,705 --> 00:36:23,085 No, I mean, what does that mean? 518 00:36:23,995 --> 00:36:26,811 That the Birdman ate someone else, not Marvin. 519 00:36:26,835 --> 00:36:28,295 Who knows how many someone else is. 520 00:36:29,475 --> 00:36:32,421 We need to get the others and get out of here. Let's go. 521 00:36:32,445 --> 00:36:33,655 Alright, so wait a second. 522 00:36:35,045 --> 00:36:38,185 Why didn't Jerry, Jeff and Paris go looking for 'em too? You. 523 00:36:47,625 --> 00:36:48,625 Wanna go have sex? 524 00:36:49,965 --> 00:36:52,995 What? Like together? Yeah. 525 00:36:54,315 --> 00:36:56,695 We just found a dead guy. 526 00:37:03,155 --> 00:37:04,845 Yeah, but we really didn't know him. 527 00:37:08,095 --> 00:37:10,701 - Still a dead guy. - But I didn't have sex. 528 00:37:10,725 --> 00:37:12,481 Every time I found a dead body, 529 00:37:12,505 --> 00:37:14,371 I'd probably still be a virgin. 530 00:37:14,395 --> 00:37:19,395 Well that, yeah. 531 00:37:19,695 --> 00:37:21,595 I'm gonna call the cops first. 532 00:37:23,715 --> 00:37:25,435 Suit yourself. I'm gonna go take a shower. 533 00:37:26,835 --> 00:37:28,595 I'm sure you washed the cadaver off of you. 534 00:38:16,635 --> 00:38:17,635 Representative. 535 00:38:26,705 --> 00:38:27,622 Paris. 536 00:38:27,646 --> 00:38:30,495 Yeah, - Paris. This isn't funny. 537 00:38:32,675 --> 00:38:34,495 You know I have that thing about chickens. 538 00:38:40,135 --> 00:38:41,135 Paris, 539 00:38:46,055 --> 00:38:47,055 Paris. 540 00:40:34,065 --> 00:40:37,101 Put some clothes on. We need to go. Why the concert's? 541 00:40:37,125 --> 00:40:39,211 Not until tomorrow. 'Cause parent head's real. What? 542 00:40:39,235 --> 00:40:41,525 Where's Jerry? Jeff, would you please put on a shirt? 543 00:40:42,425 --> 00:40:44,361 No shirt, no shoes. No problem. 544 00:40:44,385 --> 00:40:46,391 That's not even a Buffet song. 545 00:40:46,415 --> 00:40:48,365 These references have gotten out of control. 546 00:40:50,965 --> 00:40:54,045 I need some fruitcake. She wants a fruitcake. 547 00:41:27,175 --> 00:41:28,395 Go faster. I'm, 548 00:42:10,545 --> 00:42:11,545 He is on the roof. 549 00:42:18,035 --> 00:42:20,201 What - The, why would you bear arms? 550 00:42:20,225 --> 00:42:21,485 I'm not in. 551 00:42:37,155 --> 00:42:41,051 Hold it. Hold it. So Paris falls to the ground 552 00:42:41,075 --> 00:42:45,261 with the parrot headed man and Delaney and Bob. 553 00:42:45,285 --> 00:42:49,685 Just leave her there. That is some fucked up shit. 554 00:42:53,185 --> 00:42:54,405 That's it. That's it. 555 00:43:25,295 --> 00:43:26,911 Shit. 556 00:43:26,935 --> 00:43:28,921 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I 557 00:43:28,945 --> 00:43:30,065 thought Delaney was driving. 558 00:43:31,285 --> 00:43:32,285 I'm driving 559 00:43:38,815 --> 00:43:39,815 shit. 560 00:43:40,855 --> 00:43:41,905 - Turn around. - What? 561 00:43:42,775 --> 00:43:44,271 Turn the car around. 562 00:43:44,295 --> 00:43:46,321 There's a Parrothead man back there registering a 563 00:43:46,345 --> 00:43:47,901 beach blanket up my eyes. 564 00:43:47,925 --> 00:43:50,121 No thank you. There's gotta be another way 565 00:43:50,145 --> 00:43:52,585 out. Where are you going? 566 00:43:53,445 --> 00:43:55,661 I'm through running. I've been running from parrot heads 567 00:43:55,685 --> 00:43:57,421 in Buffet my entire life. 568 00:43:57,445 --> 00:44:00,941 - But why? - Back in 83, 569 00:44:00,965 --> 00:44:02,941 my mom was in Maryville, Indiana. 570 00:44:02,965 --> 00:44:05,381 It was the one particular Harbor tour. 571 00:44:05,405 --> 00:44:08,745 She was in the second row of the holiday star theater. 572 00:44:10,325 --> 00:44:11,635 Jimmy Buffett saw my mom 573 00:44:12,735 --> 00:44:14,675 and he invited her backstage after the show. 574 00:44:15,705 --> 00:44:19,161 Oh shit. Your dad's Jimmy Buffett. What? 575 00:44:19,185 --> 00:44:21,121 No. No. 576 00:44:21,145 --> 00:44:23,901 One of the fans backstage spilled a margarita 577 00:44:23,925 --> 00:44:25,085 all over her brand new dress. 578 00:44:26,445 --> 00:44:27,805 Couldn't get that stain out. 579 00:44:29,065 --> 00:44:32,645 She raised me to hate him, but dammit, I can't. 580 00:44:33,555 --> 00:44:35,561 I've heard the call of the Mother Ocean 581 00:44:35,585 --> 00:44:37,565 and I have to take the fight to Parrothead. 582 00:44:38,915 --> 00:44:39,915 Good luck, Rob. 583 00:44:40,865 --> 00:44:44,271 - My name's Bob. - I. 584 00:44:44,295 --> 00:44:45,271 It's fine. 585 00:44:45,295 --> 00:44:46,575 It's fine. Don't worry about it. 586 00:44:47,895 --> 00:44:50,081 Just, you know, 'cause everything going on, I, 587 00:44:50,105 --> 00:44:52,311 I said it's fine. It's cool. 588 00:44:52,335 --> 00:44:53,585 Yeah, already then. 589 00:45:03,315 --> 00:45:04,465 Think I can ram 'em. 590 00:45:10,165 --> 00:45:11,142 So long. 591 00:45:11,166 --> 00:45:12,631 Bert, 592 00:45:12,655 --> 00:45:13,911 It's Bob. 593 00:45:13,935 --> 00:45:14,935 It's three letters. 594 00:45:17,815 --> 00:45:18,815 Para - Ahead. 595 00:45:22,525 --> 00:45:25,425 Off to see the Lizard's best album. 596 00:48:02,545 --> 00:48:04,185 All right, so let me get this straight. 597 00:48:05,185 --> 00:48:07,421 You and a bunch of your friends went 598 00:48:07,445 --> 00:48:11,321 and stole a bunch of alcohol from some old alcohol dude 599 00:48:11,345 --> 00:48:14,361 who then bit you 600 00:48:14,385 --> 00:48:16,725 and look, I ain't judging my, my cousin's gay. 601 00:48:17,905 --> 00:48:21,525 But then you turned into a Parrothead monster 602 00:48:22,465 --> 00:48:26,605 and then you went and killed all your friends. 603 00:48:28,065 --> 00:48:31,961 And then you got attacked by some show tune singing shark. 604 00:48:31,985 --> 00:48:32,985 Is that right? 605 00:48:33,935 --> 00:48:36,105 Yeah, that's pretty much the whole story. 606 00:48:37,055 --> 00:48:41,705 Yeah. So riddle me this K Sabi. Why ain't you a bird now? 607 00:48:42,585 --> 00:48:46,755 Because I'm drunk. Only turned into a bird when I'm sober. 608 00:48:47,875 --> 00:48:51,791 I see. So we pick you up from behind the seven 11 609 00:48:51,815 --> 00:48:54,311 for stealing a bunch of land shark 610 00:48:54,335 --> 00:48:57,671 and now you're confessing to a quadruple murder. 611 00:48:57,695 --> 00:48:58,695 Is that right? 612 00:48:59,875 --> 00:49:01,975 Yes. Hey, can I get a beer? 613 00:49:04,285 --> 00:49:08,621 No. No you could not. Come on. 614 00:49:08,645 --> 00:49:12,321 - Where are we going? - The crime scene bird shit. 615 00:49:12,345 --> 00:49:14,945 Oh, I'm really gonna need up here before that. 616 00:49:16,345 --> 00:49:20,145 - Absolutely not. - Hey, I'm getting sober. 617 00:49:21,105 --> 00:49:24,001 I don't like me when I'm sober. Get. 618 00:49:24,025 --> 00:49:26,251 Your ass in the car, bird Shit. 619 00:49:26,275 --> 00:49:27,275 Let's go. 620 00:49:48,655 --> 00:49:50,181 Stay in the car. Bird shit. 621 00:49:50,205 --> 00:49:51,901 No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 622 00:49:51,925 --> 00:49:52,902 Bro. 623 00:49:52,926 --> 00:49:56,745 No, wait, wait, wait. Bojo, Buddo, Bojo. Beer Bojo here. 624 00:49:58,045 --> 00:49:59,265 Ah shit. It's gone. 625 00:50:36,795 --> 00:50:38,325 Well. Well, well Bird Brain 626 00:50:39,255 --> 00:50:41,685 looks like we got a little bit more to store to tip. 627 00:51:03,545 --> 00:51:08,401 It is a quarter to five as a take a dive into drink. 628 00:51:08,425 --> 00:51:09,485 Number four. 629 00:51:12,745 --> 00:51:17,221 The El drunk sitting next to me share something 630 00:51:17,245 --> 00:51:18,245 I couldn't ignore. 631 00:51:21,265 --> 00:51:24,791 He said, son, you know I've seen it all 632 00:51:24,815 --> 00:51:29,815 while I've got you sitting here for your own good. 633 00:51:30,405 --> 00:51:34,165 I hope you would hear this old man's greatest fear. 634 00:51:37,585 --> 00:51:40,241 I'm not afraid of sharks 635 00:51:40,265 --> 00:51:43,005 or some big old hurricane, 636 00:51:44,545 --> 00:51:48,961 but really keeps me up at night is the thought 637 00:51:48,985 --> 00:51:50,485 of sober brain. 638 00:51:53,905 --> 00:51:57,361 All these years of drinking of cow, 639 00:51:57,385 --> 00:51:59,325 the other deems away. 640 00:52:02,275 --> 00:52:05,801 It's anxiety of sobriety. 641 00:52:05,825 --> 00:52:08,365 Now could you buy me some Bombay? 642 00:52:11,265 --> 00:52:14,601 Yes. Anxiety of sobriety. 643 00:52:14,625 --> 00:52:16,685 I'm gonna need some damn bomb. 644 00:52:24,955 --> 00:52:26,421 Plus had some Harmon as a baseline. 645 00:52:26,445 --> 00:52:28,161 Maybe a little progression in the background. 646 00:52:28,185 --> 00:52:30,051 But yeah, that's basically it. 647 00:52:30,075 --> 00:52:32,251 From the number one station. 648 00:52:32,275 --> 00:52:35,685 This is the story about love. A love story. 649 00:52:44,615 --> 00:52:45,452 Music is. 650 00:52:45,476 --> 00:52:47,805 Love - It loves music. 651 00:52:54,685 --> 00:52:58,725 Ing the song. Sing the song. Sing the song. 652 00:53:00,395 --> 00:53:01,405 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 653 00:53:08,155 --> 00:53:09,245 I've been - Waiting. 654 00:53:10,265 --> 00:53:12,491 For a sign. 655 00:53:12,515 --> 00:53:13,515 Will you hear that? 656 00:53:19,305 --> 00:53:21,845 Now I'm dancing to, 657 00:53:27,105 --> 00:53:29,285 I'm holding it more rabbit. 658 00:53:32,555 --> 00:53:36,131 Like a treasure from the tree. Right. 659 00:53:36,155 --> 00:53:37,155 From the tree. 660 00:53:38,545 --> 00:53:40,965 My body ain't confused no more. 661 00:53:41,825 --> 00:53:45,961 - You hear Don. - I'm looking at the 662 00:53:45,985 --> 00:53:48,325 sky singing. 663 00:53:53,835 --> 00:53:56,085 I've been waiting for. 664 00:54:04,625 --> 00:54:08,405 The, - I'm dancing to your. 665 00:54:14,515 --> 00:54:16,165 Then I know be for a long time. 666 00:54:17,715 --> 00:54:20,201 Because - I love you sir. 667 00:54:20,225 --> 00:54:24,965 And I wonder sight 668 00:54:26,335 --> 00:54:27,565 might is I tell you. 669 00:54:29,745 --> 00:54:33,485 Be - Good, be good. Be good. Like you. You should. 670 00:54:35,795 --> 00:54:38,741 Rock it together - Good. 671 00:54:38,765 --> 00:54:40,005 And follow you. 672 00:54:41,485 --> 00:54:42,461 A pleasure. 673 00:54:42,485 --> 00:54:43,485 So, 674 00:54:44,825 --> 00:54:47,451 So my. 675 00:54:47,475 --> 00:54:50,251 Body aint confused. No more. 676 00:54:50,275 --> 00:54:51,275 Tell about it. 677 00:54:52,725 --> 00:54:57,581 I love it when I'm high. See the spark while singing. 678 00:54:57,605 --> 00:55:01,445 I - The sound. 679 00:55:03,115 --> 00:55:06,521 Waiting for a sight. 680 00:55:06,545 --> 00:55:07,765 You what brother say. 681 00:55:13,505 --> 00:55:17,005 Now am dancing to your, 682 00:55:25,345 --> 00:55:26,845 So get up, move your feet, 683 00:55:29,585 --> 00:55:31,165 let shine the. 684 00:55:34,385 --> 00:55:36,845 Let - In your heart each and every day. 685 00:55:40,165 --> 00:55:42,125 I south only say. 686 00:55:44,135 --> 00:55:46,085 We're - Losing together. 687 00:55:49,545 --> 00:55:52,041 And Ching, wherever run the. 688 00:55:52,065 --> 00:55:53,241 Sea. 689 00:55:53,265 --> 00:55:54,265 Do you hear - That. 690 00:56:09,445 --> 00:56:10,445 Brother? 691 00:56:12,555 --> 00:56:14,655 For for a sign. 692 00:56:23,085 --> 00:56:24,085 Dancing. 693 00:56:27,075 --> 00:56:30,041 - Make it right. - Flash. 694 00:56:30,065 --> 00:56:33,801 It from the top for the very nice drop. 695 00:56:33,825 --> 00:56:36,845 You know, don't leave more stones unturned. 696 00:56:38,705 --> 00:56:40,565 The more you live is the more you learn. 697 00:56:48,915 --> 00:56:53,405 Live the life you love. Love the life you live. 698 00:56:54,495 --> 00:56:56,045 Cause music is mine to give 699 00:57:00,455 --> 00:57:01,455 earth live. 700 00:57:02,425 --> 00:57:04,125 And your may be locked up. 701 00:57:23,735 --> 00:57:24,735 Shine. 702 00:57:59,325 --> 00:58:01,331 Like the moon landing. 703 00:58:01,355 --> 00:58:05,675 Do you believe in the moon? What makes 'em turn the moon? 704 00:58:07,135 --> 00:58:11,751 No, that doesn't work out. Double moons. 705 00:58:11,775 --> 00:58:14,075 The angle cock. 706 00:58:16,345 --> 00:58:19,051 I'll cue you to grab. Yeah, no, no, no. 707 00:58:19,075 --> 00:58:20,751 I was just grabbing the hair until I grabbed the thing. 708 00:58:20,775 --> 00:58:22,481 For the him Hemi Buffet. 709 00:58:22,505 --> 00:58:24,555 It's literally him. Hemi Buffet. 710 00:58:26,135 --> 00:58:27,771 He sent us to the moon for real. 711 00:58:27,795 --> 00:58:30,275 This time he built a beach house up there. 712 00:58:46,685 --> 00:58:47,761 Really Hope Scott. Record. 713 00:58:47,785 --> 00:58:51,305 Alright, Ville, scene nine, take one. 714 00:58:52,165 --> 00:58:54,345 Really get like you lean into, 715 00:58:57,725 --> 00:59:00,585 But I meant to say instead of gynecologists. 716 00:59:02,175 --> 00:59:03,175 Gynecologists, 717 00:59:07,215 --> 00:59:09,581 What the shit, dude, what was that last part? 718 00:59:09,605 --> 00:59:13,665 - Vagina Doctor. - What was that last part? Fuck. 719 00:59:16,655 --> 00:59:19,225 Tell me a line. You say what? Wait, what was that last part? 720 00:59:21,705 --> 00:59:25,085 All right, I'll start. Join a doctor. You don't say that. 721 00:59:27,105 --> 00:59:31,781 All right. You wrote this scene, 722 00:59:31,805 --> 00:59:34,161 dude, he didn't write this scene. 723 00:59:34,185 --> 00:59:37,381 You, I know. He can't stop laughing. It's so funny. 724 00:59:37,405 --> 00:59:40,861 I couldn't stop laughing. I take it as a compliment. 725 00:59:40,885 --> 00:59:42,531 I asked you if I had Lon, you never answered. 726 00:59:42,555 --> 00:59:44,181 Went back into it. You say it's, wait, 727 00:59:44,205 --> 00:59:45,621 what was the last Wait, what was that last part? 728 00:59:45,645 --> 00:59:48,201 I told it to you six times. We went over up there. 729 00:59:48,225 --> 00:59:49,825 Oh, I thought you were really asking us. 730 00:59:50,545 --> 00:59:52,225 Hey, don't be mad at us. Your wife's angry. 731 00:59:55,175 --> 00:59:58,605 Let's We carry it. 732 01:00:00,135 --> 01:00:05,135 Carry it. Touch your noses. Carry it. God, 733 01:00:05,265 --> 01:00:06,621 If I remember it, did you get a nice 734 01:00:06,645 --> 01:00:08,021 shot of the No, I did not. 735 01:00:08,045 --> 01:00:12,125 I need another one. God, Dylan, we need another beer. We do. 736 01:00:13,605 --> 01:00:14,521 You know what? Just put it on the ground. 737 01:00:14,545 --> 01:00:15,355 You don't need to open it. 738 01:00:15,379 --> 01:00:16,631 Just, it's a half drank beer. 739 01:00:16,655 --> 01:00:17,941 Okay, we're picking up off the grill. 740 01:00:17,965 --> 01:00:20,951 Oh, you got another one? Great. Look at you. I love it. 741 01:00:20,975 --> 01:00:24,101 This isn't tall. Yeah, but the tall boy isn't a four year. 742 01:00:24,125 --> 01:00:28,071 It doesn't matter. Shut up. Get outta beer. The corner. 743 01:00:28,095 --> 01:00:30,661 Come walk in the door from the beginning. Here we go. 744 01:00:30,685 --> 01:00:32,721 You still good buddy? Yes. Am I opening? I love you. 745 01:00:32,745 --> 01:00:34,741 Alright, let's do it. Am I open door? Open the door. 746 01:00:34,765 --> 01:00:36,805 You You're gonna open the beer. Okay. Open the beer. 747 01:00:39,245 --> 01:00:41,485 Do that again. But then you gotta stand up. Okay. Yeah. 748 01:00:43,165 --> 01:00:44,521 Am I thinking about the tinkle or the tinkle? 749 01:00:44,545 --> 01:00:47,545 It's like, that's what I do. That's what you dole. Okay. 750 01:00:48,675 --> 01:00:52,125 All right. All right. Action. You're all right, dude. 751 01:00:53,195 --> 01:00:56,921 Yeah, man. I just need to sober up and tinkle you. 752 01:00:56,945 --> 01:01:00,175 Pierre, can you clear my frame mean it's got outta the way. 753 01:01:04,435 --> 01:01:05,412 If you want. 754 01:01:05,436 --> 01:01:06,611 Don, ignore what I'm saying to him. 755 01:01:06,635 --> 01:01:08,715 It has nothing to do with you. All right, here we go. 756 01:01:09,915 --> 01:01:11,055 And here we go. 757 01:01:13,695 --> 01:01:16,155 Oh, all these years I've blamed her. 758 01:01:18,565 --> 01:01:23,291 Who knows how many someone else has out there. Back it up. 759 01:01:23,315 --> 01:01:28,001 Do that line again. We Okay. 760 01:01:28,025 --> 01:01:30,545 That was really good. That was great. 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