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Frankenstein's Jewish. Yeah.
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The whole thing is
Nazi propaganda.
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I don't think that's accurate.
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No, no, no. Okay. I, I know
that sounds crazy, but really,
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after studying the, the
back cover art of the book
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for a little while now,
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that's the only explanation
that logically fits.
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I always thought of
Frankenstein more as Cherokee.
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You, you thought of
Frankenstein as Roki. Look,
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Maybe we should give him a ride.
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- Why?
- Well, it's the Christian thing to do.
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What's he even doing out here?
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Only one way to find out,
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Hey, do you need a ride? Yeah.
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Oh, I've been staying around
here since the show ended.
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My car broke down. Where
are you headed? Oh, Lucy's.
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Well, come on. Thanks. I
really appreciate this.
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Oh, that's no problem.
That was my idea.
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That's the Christian
thing to do. Yeah.
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You might be a blown stranger,
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but there's nothing wrong
with being a Buffett fan.
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What can possibly
go wrong? Right.
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You know, you are All
right, man. Thanks.
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Interesting show
tonight, huh? Yeah, man.
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Jimmy, all you can eat can
never be topped. Nope. Indeed.
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That, that's precisely
what I was thinking.
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You know, that was my
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Really? Oh my God. You must
be a, a really big fan.
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Wow. Oh yeah. I have my own band
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that covers his music called
The Well Tan G String.
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Right on dude. Wow.
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Though it's really impossible
to play all of his songs
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with only one string.
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Yeah. Yeah. Such a
great show tonight.
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I just wish he had
played Crayola Crayola.
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I'm not sure I'm
familiar with that.
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You mean you've never
heard of Crayola?
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What'd she just say?
You Little Beach?
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I don't know much.
Jimmy's always
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been more my wife's thing.
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I,
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We listened to the whole
album on the way to the show.
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What are you talking about?
I are you guessing me again?
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That's what you're
doing. I don't, I don't.
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Really recall - You
Such a piece of shit.
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That's what it is. Have
you even memorized a
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track listing of Florida Days?
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No. Huh?
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You know, I never really
cared for that album. Oh.
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My God.
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You know what? You guys
are just a bunch of posers.
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She probably just run off and
go join the No Shoes Nation.
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It's 1993. Stop the car, Gerald.
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That, that, that's just I
am, you know what? I'm done.
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You're the one driving dearest.
Oh my God. You, that's it.
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That's it. That's it. You open
the door, get out, get out.
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It's time that, you know,
you finally listen to that,
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that therapist, you,
you love so much,
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and it takes some
personal space.
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But you can't stay here.
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It's out in the middle of
nowhere on a Sunday night.
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Come Monday, I'll be all right.
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- Hey, - You stop talking.
That shithead Posr.
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And, and you, Gerald, if the
phone doesn't ring, it's me.
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So long time coming.
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You know, Macy, some people
would say that you're really
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to blame for this, but
really, it's nobody's fault.
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I gotta tinkle.
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- Aw crap.
- I think we have a flat tire.
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Oh, - No.
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Seriously.
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What the - Hell? Son of a beach.
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Hey, Macy, have you
seen my salt Shakers?
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Mac? See Mac. See Mac?
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See Macy? Where are you?
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Oh, I blew up my flip flop.
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Oh, shit.
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- I don't need the back story.
- Just.
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Get to the facts.
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Hey, - In the Bayou the Moon,
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so bride friends for
a while, Jimmy Knight,
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guitar Showman, kilo taking
flight underneath the stars.
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Everything just feels all right.
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Oh, - Just feels all right.
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So race up our glass.
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Let's out Cheer to
the single damn reason
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why we're all here.
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Got friends. Byside.
Another Kanga wrong.
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Grab a damn beer and
help me sing this song.
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Oh, - Sing this song.
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Welcome to this place where
the fun is in the air.
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Heads gathered. Not one
of us with anger, air
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with drinks in our hand and
keys gone for the night.
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We toast to tomorrow.
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And that painful morning
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to be all that's right.
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It's gonna be alright. Alright.
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You hook me up with
a crazy chick again.
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Didn't say crazy.
I said paranoid.
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Yeah. Well, that's like your
personal point of view, man.
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Don't go this way. The light
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down here, it makes
you wait forever.
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We could take another.
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No, let him sleep.
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It doesn't smell like he
shit his pants yet. Yeah.
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I don't smell 'em.
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So this party thing,
we're going to,
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it's like an all you
can eat food festival.
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No, it's, it's a Jimmy
Buffett's impersonator
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contest. It's not a buffet.
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Oh. I thought
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that meant there was like
a dinner show or something.
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I can't believe I let
you talk me into coming.
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I don't even like Jimmy
Buffet. Everybody.
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Loves Jimmy Buffett.
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He's an American icon.
Like Jerry Springer,
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Man.
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Oh.
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Oh, where's the party - Dude?
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What are you wearing?
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Me? It's pirate garb.
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Look like you're
from the middle ages.
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You're middle aged pirates.
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Yeah. What middle aged pussies?
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- Shit.
- What?
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- It's a Jeep.
- What's a Jeep?
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It's a four wheel
drive altering vehicle.
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No, it's, it's not a what?
It's a who? It's a some bum.
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We pay to look after the place.
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What? Is he dangerous
or something?
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Not really. I'd say he is
more sad, to be honest.
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I think his wife left him
high and dry years ago
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and never really recovered.
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And honestly, I think
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that was probably the
last time he was dry.
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- But he's a bitch.
- No, like he's an alcoholic.
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Oh, nice. I,
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That being said,
better play it safe.
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Don't take any
candy. He brings you.
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Good call.
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Hey, Jeep. How's it going?
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Okay, good talk.
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You don't wanna go
down to that water.
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- Why is that exactly.
- That thing down there?
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It ain't right.
It ain't natural.
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Okay. What thing?
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- Opera shark.
- Excuse me.
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About six months back,
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Ladies and gentlemen, a
terrible tragedy this evening.
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Indeed. A talker who goes
by the handle opera Daddy
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was tragically eaten
alive by a shark.
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We have footage of the event
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and we are about to
play it for you now.
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Now, if your
discretion is advised,
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because you will have to listen
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to some opera music.
Let's roll the tape.
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What is up my fellow
hashtag shark aficionados?
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It's me. Your favorite opera
singer? Hashtag opera Daddy.
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Follow me on TikTok,
follow me on Instagram.
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And I am just out
here so excited about
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sharks and I have been
introduced to this smear
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campaign about our thin friends.
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And I'm here to tell you,
I don't appreciate it.
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So as a show of my
support, I'm here to engage
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in the art of song with
my fellow thin friends.
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Isn't that right? We're gonna
hit 'em with a little, we.
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They say, you could still
hear the muffled sounds of
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that sad, tragic clown when
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that thing draws near.
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So the guy's still alive, isn't.
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There?
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Well, yeah. The
shark ate him hole.
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I'll steer clear the
water, - The sun too.
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You're kind of tying my
hands here, man. It's a camp.
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- That's what she thought too.
- Who?
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Karen.
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All right, Jeep.
We'll see you later.
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Ugh. What the shit, dude?
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Sorry, friend. Didn't
mean to panic your pickle.
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Panic My what? Oh, don't
mind. Old four wheeler there.
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Perky. Karen's death.
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Death had nothing to
do with the amount
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of s pf one 50 on her skin.
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That right? Everyone
around these parts knows
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that it was coronal, mass eject.
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Or like the city slickers.
Call it solar flare.
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It erupted a bunch
of solar radiation
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that deflected off
the Aurora Boreal
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that amazingly reflected
right through the window
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of our friendly
neighbor's Ace's big rig.
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And while those Scientologists
said it created an effect
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like an ant under a microphone.
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Wait, you say Scientologists?
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I'm sorry. I guess I had a
slippery tongue phenomenon.
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I meant gynecologist. Of course,
her death was no big deal.
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I mean, her poetry
was not well received.
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Is this guy an escaped
mental patient? No.
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No. That's Gareth.
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- Garth.
- Gareth,
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Garth, - Gareth.
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I'm sorry. One more time. I
I can come here. Come, come.
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Gareth. Oh, it's
Gareth. It's Gareth.
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So where you standing
behind this wall?
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Man, you, you hiding something?
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No. Good fences. Make
good neighbors. What?
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What the, how'd
you get back here?
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I pulled a sneaky one on you.
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I squeezed down the
brown hole when your
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back was turned. You did.
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- You did what to me.
- I went through the hole.
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Made a hole.
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Guys, I think I need a
drink and a long ass shower.
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Well, we'll be
seeing you, Gareth.
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Always a pleasure. Double J.
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Taste this. Oh,
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that tastes like
straight tequila.
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It is.
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Who's ready to get
drunk and screw? Oh,
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We're not snuff queens.
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What the hell is a snuff queen?
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I'll explain it to you later,
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Dude.
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Where'd you get those from?
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Remember earlier when we
were talking to Jeep? Yeah.
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It is time to see the world.
It's time to kiss some girls.
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Pastor Gula on two,
easily. I'm a one.
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Man band with no
media playing, right?
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Tonight. I just need my guitar.
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You're one of our
own down there.
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You never drink
alone down there.
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Baab Breeze too Damn easy.
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- Bam. A what did you say.
- The name of the song?
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Bama Breeze. LOL.
It's Bama Breeze dude.
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- Bama Breeze.
- Yeah. Bama.
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We all know it was
written about Obama.
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What are you talking about?
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Barack Obama, the 44th
president of the United States.
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Catch up.
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We know who Barack Obama is.
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Okay, question is, why do you
think that song is about him?
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I mean, everything. First
off, the title Bama,
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second Breeze, like a, you
know, tropical island breeze
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of which only someone
like JB can write about.
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And what state fits
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that description better
than Florida, Hawaii.
246
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And where was Obama from?
That's right. Huh? Vi e.
247
00:16:01,985 --> 00:16:03,951
It's a bit of a stretch,
don't you think?
248
00:16:03,975 --> 00:16:05,835
Let the ladies in
free with the fake id.
249
00:16:07,505 --> 00:16:09,771
It's textbook foreshadowing
about the whole
250
00:16:09,795 --> 00:16:11,115
birth certificate debacle.
251
00:16:13,955 --> 00:16:16,755
1984. Mick Jagger
passed through town.
252
00:16:18,295 --> 00:16:20,515
We all know what Obama
was doing in 1984.
253
00:16:21,555 --> 00:16:23,621
Michelle. Shit.
254
00:16:23,645 --> 00:16:26,591
What? What the hell
does Obama have to do
255
00:16:26,615 --> 00:16:28,381
with the Birdman?
256
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:29,601
Just get back to the damn.
257
00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:30,661
Story.
258
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:32,911
Says online that
Jimmy Buffett never
259
00:16:32,935 --> 00:16:34,531
even wrote Bama Breeze.
260
00:16:34,555 --> 00:16:36,455
Ugh. What? This game's dumb.
261
00:16:39,135 --> 00:16:40,901
It's not enough. Hey,
I'm getting boozed.
262
00:16:40,925 --> 00:16:44,561
You've been knocking back
triple since 6:00 AM You smell
263
00:16:44,585 --> 00:16:47,621
like hemmingway taint
only half drunk.
264
00:16:47,645 --> 00:16:51,871
Not this again. Look,
I'm getting more booze.
265
00:16:51,895 --> 00:16:53,651
What do you guys want?
266
00:16:53,675 --> 00:16:55,365
Nowhere's gonna
be open this late.
267
00:16:56,795 --> 00:16:59,221
It's 11:00 AM -
Look. SUV his shack.
268
00:16:59,245 --> 00:17:00,891
There's definitely
alcohol in there. Dude.
269
00:17:00,915 --> 00:17:04,521
Stop messing with Jeep.
That booze is all he is got.
270
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:07,405
Ah, he'll survive. Survive.
271
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:09,845
Yeah. Stay alive.
272
00:17:10,845 --> 00:17:13,251
- What about parrot heads?
- We're all parrot heads.
273
00:17:13,275 --> 00:17:16,661
- I'm not.
- It's just a stupid story.
274
00:17:16,685 --> 00:17:18,601
It's a stupid true story.
275
00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:22,135
- About a parrot man,
- Para parrott head.
276
00:17:23,055 --> 00:17:24,871
- I don't follow.
- The story goes
277
00:17:24,895 --> 00:17:29,041
that there's this werewolf like
creature that turns into a.
278
00:17:29,065 --> 00:17:33,951
Parrothead man and attacks
people who aren't big enough.
279
00:17:33,975 --> 00:17:36,375
Jimmy Buffett fans.
It's, it's nonsense.
280
00:17:37,445 --> 00:17:39,815
What makes them turn the moon.
281
00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:42,315
You believe in the moon.
282
00:17:44,045 --> 00:17:48,495
Also, it's sobriety.
283
00:17:49,715 --> 00:17:52,125
- What if it's Jeep?
- Yeah.
284
00:17:54,005 --> 00:17:55,845
- Speaking of Jeep, I'm gonna.
- At that booze.
285
00:17:58,065 --> 00:17:59,042
Bar if, wait.
286
00:17:59,066 --> 00:18:01,051
Yeah. Mike is sober out there.
287
00:18:01,075 --> 00:18:02,075
Good looking out.
288
00:18:20,945 --> 00:18:23,125
Oh no, - Black.
289
00:18:25,785 --> 00:18:28,505
- Not again.
- Fuck.
290
00:19:11,425 --> 00:19:15,765
Oh, there we go. Finally.
291
00:19:20,235 --> 00:19:21,235
Piss.
292
00:19:24,945 --> 00:19:26,065
It doesn't taste like piss.
293
00:19:33,555 --> 00:19:34,555
Nice.
294
00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:42,361
I have been drunk now
for over two weeks. Shit.
295
00:19:42,385 --> 00:19:44,451
Old man. You scared
the shit outta me.
296
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,805
Well, oh, scratch that.
297
00:19:49,285 --> 00:19:53,245
Probably two decades.
What? Here we are.
298
00:19:55,215 --> 00:19:57,805
Right on, man. I'm gonna
get outta here. No,
299
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:02,245
See, I can tell
300
00:20:03,145 --> 00:20:04,605
you got a schoolboy heart.
301
00:20:06,785 --> 00:20:11,785
Now I need booze.
And you got my 40.
302
00:20:12,185 --> 00:20:13,185
You gotta give it to me.
303
00:20:14,945 --> 00:20:17,365
I'm gonna, oh
Jesus'. Psycho tcho.
304
00:20:25,735 --> 00:20:28,715
The contest starts tomorrow
night around seven.
305
00:20:29,675 --> 00:20:31,231
It's about a two hour drive.
306
00:20:31,255 --> 00:20:34,035
So we're gonna wanna
leave about 6:00 AM.
307
00:20:35,225 --> 00:20:36,182
What? Four.
308
00:20:36,206 --> 00:20:38,201
Gotta get a good
spot. The tailgate.
309
00:20:38,225 --> 00:20:39,465
What happens at the tailgate?
310
00:20:40,455 --> 00:20:45,251
You'll love it. Everyone
hangs out drinking, playing.
311
00:20:45,275 --> 00:20:46,755
Buffet tunes in the parking lot.
312
00:20:48,825 --> 00:20:50,221
Let me just get
this straight just
313
00:20:50,245 --> 00:20:52,031
so we're all in the
same latitude here.
314
00:20:52,055 --> 00:20:54,201
We're going to a Jimmy
Buffett impersonator contest
315
00:20:54,225 --> 00:20:56,241
to listen to Jimmy
Buffett music drink
316
00:20:56,265 --> 00:20:57,461
and listen to Jimmy Buffett
317
00:20:57,485 --> 00:20:58,851
impersonators sing
those same songs.
318
00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:00,421
Only worse. But
319
00:21:00,445 --> 00:21:03,281
before all that, we're gonna
hang out in an asphalt parking
320
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,381
lot, listening to
the same exact music,
321
00:21:05,405 --> 00:21:07,005
with the same exact
people and drinking.
322
00:21:07,825 --> 00:21:10,081
But before all that, we came
out to Jerry Jeff's camp
323
00:21:10,105 --> 00:21:11,765
to drink and listen
to Buffett tunes.
324
00:21:13,065 --> 00:21:15,601
- That's about the size of it.
- Yeah,
325
00:21:15,625 --> 00:21:16,625
Sounds about right.
326
00:21:17,715 --> 00:21:18,971
What do you want on your burger?
327
00:21:18,995 --> 00:21:23,871
Lettuce. Tomatoes, Hans 57
fries. A pickle and a beer.
328
00:21:23,895 --> 00:21:26,045
- Let's stick the boat out.
- I'm driving.
329
00:21:28,155 --> 00:21:31,251
- Fuck you are.
- What?
330
00:21:31,275 --> 00:21:34,921
Your spastic ass flipped
the kayak in Key West
331
00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:38,041
and lost the keys
to the rental car.
332
00:21:38,065 --> 00:21:40,581
Not to mention getting
us lost at sea.
333
00:21:40,605 --> 00:21:44,661
Somehow after we already lost
the boat, we were stranded on
334
00:21:44,685 --> 00:21:47,371
that sandbar until
monsoon season ended.
335
00:21:47,395 --> 00:21:49,401
That was you
drinking with Qatar.
336
00:21:49,425 --> 00:21:51,801
And also, didn't we say we're
gonna talk about rape island?
337
00:21:51,825 --> 00:21:54,101
It would've been fine
if you hadn't invited
338
00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:56,501
that pirate Parker to
go drinking with us. He.
339
00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:57,502
Saved us from drowning.
340
00:21:57,526 --> 00:22:00,101
It seemed appropriate. Not
to mention he rescued us from
341
00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:01,211
that uncontacted tribe.
342
00:22:01,235 --> 00:22:02,761
Yeah, the dude was
facing four decades
343
00:22:02,785 --> 00:22:04,541
in a Haitian penitentiary.
344
00:22:04,565 --> 00:22:05,565
Remember any of that?
345
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,381
Starting to feel like there's.
346
00:22:08,405 --> 00:22:09,382
A lot of story.
347
00:22:09,406 --> 00:22:11,126
Of course I do. Story.
I remember all of it.
348
00:22:11,745 --> 00:22:15,365
That's the problem
in my nightmares.
349
00:22:16,565 --> 00:22:18,421
I can still see all those gaunt,
350
00:22:18,445 --> 00:22:21,285
barefoot children standing
completely silent in the rain
351
00:22:22,835 --> 00:22:25,781
knee, deep in the waves,
just staring at us
352
00:22:25,805 --> 00:22:27,925
after we barely managed
to make it off shore.
353
00:22:29,095 --> 00:22:32,881
When I closed my eyes, I
could still see what they did
354
00:22:32,905 --> 00:22:34,361
to the Christian
missionary we met there.
355
00:22:34,385 --> 00:22:35,385
Thaddeus,
356
00:22:37,205 --> 00:22:38,121
He was only there 'cause he
357
00:22:38,145 --> 00:22:39,385
wanted to deliver him presents.
358
00:22:40,085 --> 00:22:41,925
If only he'd been a little
quicker to the boat.
359
00:22:42,915 --> 00:22:44,225
Maybe we all made it off
360
00:22:46,455 --> 00:22:48,301
then maybe we could have
went convinced ourselves.
361
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:51,985
We were simple children playing
simple children's games.
362
00:22:53,475 --> 00:22:55,675
Maybe I wouldn't have to wake
up for my sleep screaming.
363
00:22:57,785 --> 00:23:00,105
I really feel like we're
missing some major details here.
364
00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:05,461
Let's just say that Key
West was a long time
365
00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:06,505
ago and leave it at that.
366
00:23:10,685 --> 00:23:14,841
- But I loved her.
- I don't know
367
00:23:14,865 --> 00:23:17,141
what it is, but I
get the feeling.
368
00:23:17,165 --> 00:23:19,505
I'm missing a lot
of back story here.
369
00:23:23,705 --> 00:23:25,986
I guess it's just one of those
times you had to be there.
370
00:23:28,685 --> 00:23:29,685
To the boat.
371
00:23:34,255 --> 00:23:35,431
This is the boat, huh?
372
00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:37,631
Yeah. It's pretty dope, right?
373
00:23:37,655 --> 00:23:40,625
Yeah. If you mean dope as
in a shitty canoe in a lake.
374
00:23:42,205 --> 00:23:44,811
Alright, that was
uncalled for Paris.
375
00:23:44,835 --> 00:23:45,742
Can you check in that - Cooler
376
00:23:45,766 --> 00:23:46,801
and make sure there's beer?
377
00:23:46,825 --> 00:23:47,825
Oh. Hmm.
378
00:23:50,445 --> 00:23:53,641
Hmm. What the hell's this?
379
00:23:53,665 --> 00:23:56,161
Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. Get her. Alright.
380
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:58,071
That's my grandfather's
spear gun. Let's.
381
00:23:58,095 --> 00:24:00,451
Watch where you're
pointing. Let's try it out.
382
00:24:00,475 --> 00:24:04,981
- Yeah, that's a good idea.
- Because.
383
00:24:05,005 --> 00:24:06,045
This boat really - Sucks.
384
00:24:11,185 --> 00:24:13,045
Get outta here. Four
doors. Family sedan.
385
00:24:29,395 --> 00:24:30,395
Stop.
386
00:24:44,355 --> 00:24:45,331
Here.
387
00:24:45,355 --> 00:24:46,515
Lemme show you how it's done.
388
00:24:51,625 --> 00:24:52,995
This thing's fucking busted.
389
00:25:16,455 --> 00:25:18,401
- Ah.
- Oh.
390
00:25:18,425 --> 00:25:20,515
Shit. Dani killed someone.
391
00:25:21,415 --> 00:25:24,271
- Oh, really?
- Okay.
392
00:25:24,295 --> 00:25:26,635
That's enough finger
pointing and spear pointing.
393
00:25:27,825 --> 00:25:31,965
How do y'all, I thought I
was all, all alone out here.
394
00:25:32,885 --> 00:25:33,925
I thought I was on my own.
395
00:25:34,955 --> 00:25:36,411
Gareth, are you all right?
396
00:25:36,435 --> 00:25:40,241
Oh, spear thing.
Yeah. Stings a little.
397
00:25:40,265 --> 00:25:44,111
Y'all didn't mean to impale me.
Y'all. Y'all are nice folks.
398
00:25:44,135 --> 00:25:47,665
I got so absorbed in
my activities that.
399
00:25:49,545 --> 00:25:53,181
I wasn't abreast of the,
the moment, the situation.
400
00:25:53,205 --> 00:25:54,521
That's gotta be the most vague
401
00:25:54,545 --> 00:25:57,211
and disconcerting
answer I've ever heard.
402
00:25:57,235 --> 00:25:59,021
Thank you.
403
00:25:59,045 --> 00:26:02,011
What activities are you
doing up in the tree, Gareth?
404
00:26:02,035 --> 00:26:06,651
The normal regular ones
like bird peeping. You.
405
00:26:06,675 --> 00:26:08,631
Mean bird - Watching?
406
00:26:08,655 --> 00:26:10,671
That's, that's the one.
407
00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:14,321
And just what kind of
birds are you looking for?
408
00:26:14,345 --> 00:26:18,591
There's a, a diverse local
group of, of tits and warblers
409
00:26:18,615 --> 00:26:21,561
and, and breasted,
booby cocks that,
410
00:26:21,585 --> 00:26:25,351
that really make up the
local bird peeping scene.
411
00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:30,111
And man, I, I do enjoy a stare
412
00:26:30,135 --> 00:26:32,531
gander, if you will,
at all the diverse
413
00:26:32,555 --> 00:26:33,715
wildlife we have around here.
414
00:26:34,775 --> 00:26:37,391
Didn't know we had any of
those birds around here. Oh,
415
00:26:37,415 --> 00:26:40,155
You gotta know where to
get the, the best views.
416
00:26:41,705 --> 00:26:44,901
Well, as fun and educational
as this has been,
417
00:26:44,925 --> 00:26:47,201
I think birdwatching
hours are over.
418
00:26:47,225 --> 00:26:49,041
You need any help
getting home, Gareth?
419
00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:50,811
Oh, I'll be fine on my own.
420
00:26:50,835 --> 00:26:52,541
This is not the
first time I've been
421
00:26:52,565 --> 00:26:54,871
penetrated by an object.
422
00:26:54,895 --> 00:26:56,311
See ya, Gareth.
423
00:26:56,335 --> 00:26:59,395
Not if I see you first. Y'all
come back now. You here.
424
00:27:09,215 --> 00:27:13,881
So where to go? I think
I'm gonna go for a swim.
425
00:27:13,905 --> 00:27:15,515
Wash this drool off of me.
426
00:28:22,245 --> 00:28:25,025
Who could that be? What are
you doing here? Bird brain.
427
00:28:25,965 --> 00:28:26,965
Ah,
428
00:28:42,765 --> 00:28:44,551
Marvin, where the
hell have you been?
429
00:28:44,575 --> 00:28:46,281
Dude, I got munched on
430
00:28:46,305 --> 00:28:47,745
by the housing
challenge over there.
431
00:28:49,095 --> 00:28:50,345
Jeep. Yeah.
432
00:28:53,735 --> 00:28:55,295
I'm gonna, hold on.
I'm gonna call him.
433
00:28:59,585 --> 00:29:03,005
I need a beer. Somebody
Gimme one. Oh, thanks buddy.
434
00:29:06,885 --> 00:29:10,655
It's not enough.
It's never enough.
435
00:29:11,955 --> 00:29:16,581
You all right dude? Yeah, yeah.
436
00:29:16,605 --> 00:29:17,981
I just, I just need
to soak her up.
437
00:29:18,005 --> 00:29:20,525
You know, I'm gonna grab,
I'm gonna take a piss.
438
00:29:23,615 --> 00:29:25,411
All right. Jeep's
not picking up,
439
00:29:25,435 --> 00:29:28,271
so I'm gonna go down
and talk to him.
440
00:29:28,295 --> 00:29:32,221
He can't be doing this.
We, we talked about this.
441
00:29:32,245 --> 00:29:33,281
Lemme back in a second, guys.
442
00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:34,305
I'll come with you.
443
00:30:04,535 --> 00:30:09,491
So you wanna play parts?
Cheesy? Jeep. Jeep.
444
00:30:09,515 --> 00:30:14,515
Oh, but up, man. Come on.
Are you come? Oh shit.
445
00:30:14,785 --> 00:30:18,891
- Let's just go.
- We can't go. He can't, he can't do this.
446
00:30:18,915 --> 00:30:20,751
He can't, he can't
just bite people.
447
00:30:20,775 --> 00:30:21,935
I told him six times already.
448
00:30:22,885 --> 00:30:24,295
He's - Bitten six people before.
449
00:30:26,395 --> 00:30:28,301
No, but I told him
not to six times.
450
00:30:28,325 --> 00:30:30,455
There's gotta be a spare
key around here somewhere.
451
00:30:35,365 --> 00:30:38,935
Jeep. All right,
well, let's see.
452
00:30:40,605 --> 00:30:41,951
Jeep, are you in here?
453
00:30:41,975 --> 00:30:44,371
I, I don't mean to
impede on your domicile,
454
00:30:44,395 --> 00:30:46,011
but we need to talk.
455
00:30:46,035 --> 00:30:50,061
Oh my God. You should not
456
00:30:50,085 --> 00:30:51,605
live in a place that
smells like this.
457
00:30:53,015 --> 00:30:54,501
A person lives here.
458
00:30:54,525 --> 00:30:58,061
Yeah. You could
call 'em that, huh?
459
00:30:58,085 --> 00:30:59,695
This is, this is unsettling.
460
00:31:01,095 --> 00:31:02,361
I don't have a good
feeling about this.
461
00:31:02,385 --> 00:31:04,535
Let's, yeah, let's, yeah,
let's just get outta here.
462
00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:07,415
Holy shit. Jeep,
463
00:31:08,785 --> 00:31:12,415
After all these years of
boozing, I always blamed her.
464
00:31:14,035 --> 00:31:15,535
And now I've come
to realization.
465
00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:19,975
That's my own damn fault.
466
00:31:21,035 --> 00:31:23,051
You know what? Stop
the car. Stop the car.
467
00:31:23,075 --> 00:31:27,855
You're, you're
driving. Not anymore.
468
00:32:10,625 --> 00:32:11,805
It is my own damn fault.
469
00:32:21,445 --> 00:32:23,455
What? You never had a
man die on top of you.
470
00:32:26,985 --> 00:32:27,985
What?
471
00:32:33,475 --> 00:32:34,931
30 years of boozing.
472
00:32:34,955 --> 00:32:36,935
The cumulative hangover
finally did him in.
473
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:43,695
Let's, let's just go back to
the camp and call the police.
474
00:32:47,875 --> 00:32:49,055
Marvin, you okay in there?
475
00:32:57,915 --> 00:33:00,415
Is he okay? How would
I know that? Dude?
476
00:33:04,285 --> 00:33:05,935
Just don't choke
on your own. Vomit.
477
00:33:17,155 --> 00:33:18,155
He is gone.
478
00:33:22,885 --> 00:33:24,581
All right. I, I
got you. I got you.
479
00:33:24,605 --> 00:33:27,441
It was a second store window
he jumped out of. I got you.
480
00:33:27,465 --> 00:33:28,465
Keep going.
481
00:33:35,005 --> 00:33:38,981
Go for Peterson. Oh,
you're here? Yeah. Great.
482
00:33:39,005 --> 00:33:41,031
No, just come
around to the back.
483
00:33:41,055 --> 00:33:44,241
I'll be in the Jacos
taking a soak. No, no, no.
484
00:33:44,265 --> 00:33:46,541
I'll take care of the
Uber. Don't worry about it.
485
00:33:46,565 --> 00:33:47,665
See you soon. Sweet cheeks.
486
00:33:58,015 --> 00:34:02,705
Mohamed. One star.
That's for nine 11.
487
00:34:12,005 --> 00:34:14,385
Oh yeah. Come on in, baby.
Pour yourself a drink.
488
00:34:36,295 --> 00:34:38,815
Well, Jeep's dead.
489
00:34:40,065 --> 00:34:42,284
- You kill him.
- What?
490
00:34:44,074 --> 00:34:47,041
- Right on.
- Marvin's gone too.
491
00:34:47,065 --> 00:34:49,081
Where the hell is
Marvin Gardens?
492
00:34:49,105 --> 00:34:50,300
Why'd you just
use his full name?
493
00:34:50,324 --> 00:34:52,570
He's probably dead
in a ditch somewhere.
494
00:34:52,594 --> 00:34:54,331
Oh, he's such an asshole.
495
00:34:54,355 --> 00:34:55,635
But we still look for him. No,
496
00:35:01,915 --> 00:35:02,891
No.
497
00:35:02,915 --> 00:35:04,555
Delaney's. Right. We
need to go find him.
498
00:35:20,355 --> 00:35:21,921
Marvin.
499
00:35:21,945 --> 00:35:26,395
Hello Marvin.
500
00:35:27,895 --> 00:35:29,955
God so hot out
here. Yeah, I know.
501
00:35:31,915 --> 00:35:34,515
I just wanna take off some
of your clothing, huh? Look,
502
00:35:38,815 --> 00:35:40,145
It's definitely bird poopy.
503
00:35:42,805 --> 00:35:43,805
It's definitely fresh.
504
00:35:48,225 --> 00:35:50,901
Looks like there was more
to that story after all.
505
00:35:50,925 --> 00:35:52,335
What? The story of e coli?
506
00:35:53,275 --> 00:35:56,861
No. Story of the
bird. Big damn bird.
507
00:35:56,885 --> 00:35:58,191
What are you saying?
There's a parrot man in the
508
00:35:58,215 --> 00:35:59,451
woods. And he ate Marvin. No,
509
00:35:59,475 --> 00:36:00,655
Not a parrot man.
510
00:36:01,645 --> 00:36:05,495
A parrot head. I'll ask
Marvin. I knew the, well.
511
00:36:06,465 --> 00:36:07,465
You just met him.
512
00:36:08,395 --> 00:36:10,735
- It's Hamlet.
- His name's Marvin.
513
00:36:11,865 --> 00:36:16,081
- Nevermind.
- This can't be Marvin.
514
00:36:16,105 --> 00:36:17,931
Marvin had six toes.
515
00:36:17,955 --> 00:36:19,861
- What are you saying?
- This can't be Marvin.
516
00:36:19,885 --> 00:36:21,681
Marvin had six toes.
517
00:36:21,705 --> 00:36:23,085
No, I mean, what does that mean?
518
00:36:23,995 --> 00:36:26,811
That the Birdman ate
someone else, not Marvin.
519
00:36:26,835 --> 00:36:28,295
Who knows how many
someone else is.
520
00:36:29,475 --> 00:36:32,421
We need to get the others and
get out of here. Let's go.
521
00:36:32,445 --> 00:36:33,655
Alright, so wait a second.
522
00:36:35,045 --> 00:36:38,185
Why didn't Jerry, Jeff and Paris
go looking for 'em too? You.
523
00:36:47,625 --> 00:36:48,625
Wanna go have sex?
524
00:36:49,965 --> 00:36:52,995
What? Like together? Yeah.
525
00:36:54,315 --> 00:36:56,695
We just found a dead guy.
526
00:37:03,155 --> 00:37:04,845
Yeah, but we really
didn't know him.
527
00:37:08,095 --> 00:37:10,701
- Still a dead guy.
- But I didn't have sex.
528
00:37:10,725 --> 00:37:12,481
Every time I found a dead body,
529
00:37:12,505 --> 00:37:14,371
I'd probably still be a virgin.
530
00:37:14,395 --> 00:37:19,395
Well that, yeah.
531
00:37:19,695 --> 00:37:21,595
I'm gonna call the cops first.
532
00:37:23,715 --> 00:37:25,435
Suit yourself. I'm
gonna go take a shower.
533
00:37:26,835 --> 00:37:28,595
I'm sure you washed
the cadaver off of you.
534
00:38:16,635 --> 00:38:17,635
Representative.
535
00:38:26,705 --> 00:38:27,622
Paris.
536
00:38:27,646 --> 00:38:30,495
Yeah, - Paris. This isn't funny.
537
00:38:32,675 --> 00:38:34,495
You know I have that
thing about chickens.
538
00:38:40,135 --> 00:38:41,135
Paris,
539
00:38:46,055 --> 00:38:47,055
Paris.
540
00:40:34,065 --> 00:40:37,101
Put some clothes on. We need
to go. Why the concert's?
541
00:40:37,125 --> 00:40:39,211
Not until tomorrow. 'Cause
parent head's real. What?
542
00:40:39,235 --> 00:40:41,525
Where's Jerry? Jeff, would
you please put on a shirt?
543
00:40:42,425 --> 00:40:44,361
No shirt, no shoes. No problem.
544
00:40:44,385 --> 00:40:46,391
That's not even a Buffet song.
545
00:40:46,415 --> 00:40:48,365
These references have
gotten out of control.
546
00:40:50,965 --> 00:40:54,045
I need some fruitcake.
She wants a fruitcake.
547
00:41:27,175 --> 00:41:28,395
Go faster. I'm,
548
00:42:10,545 --> 00:42:11,545
He is on the roof.
549
00:42:18,035 --> 00:42:20,201
What - The, why
would you bear arms?
550
00:42:20,225 --> 00:42:21,485
I'm not in.
551
00:42:37,155 --> 00:42:41,051
Hold it. Hold it. So
Paris falls to the ground
552
00:42:41,075 --> 00:42:45,261
with the parrot headed
man and Delaney and Bob.
553
00:42:45,285 --> 00:42:49,685
Just leave her there. That
is some fucked up shit.
554
00:42:53,185 --> 00:42:54,405
That's it. That's it.
555
00:43:25,295 --> 00:43:26,911
Shit.
556
00:43:26,935 --> 00:43:28,921
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I
557
00:43:28,945 --> 00:43:30,065
thought Delaney was driving.
558
00:43:31,285 --> 00:43:32,285
I'm driving
559
00:43:38,815 --> 00:43:39,815
shit.
560
00:43:40,855 --> 00:43:41,905
- Turn around.
- What?
561
00:43:42,775 --> 00:43:44,271
Turn the car around.
562
00:43:44,295 --> 00:43:46,321
There's a Parrothead man
back there registering a
563
00:43:46,345 --> 00:43:47,901
beach blanket up my eyes.
564
00:43:47,925 --> 00:43:50,121
No thank you. There's
gotta be another way
565
00:43:50,145 --> 00:43:52,585
out. Where are you going?
566
00:43:53,445 --> 00:43:55,661
I'm through running. I've
been running from parrot heads
567
00:43:55,685 --> 00:43:57,421
in Buffet my entire life.
568
00:43:57,445 --> 00:44:00,941
- But why?
- Back in 83,
569
00:44:00,965 --> 00:44:02,941
my mom was in
Maryville, Indiana.
570
00:44:02,965 --> 00:44:05,381
It was the one
particular Harbor tour.
571
00:44:05,405 --> 00:44:08,745
She was in the second row
of the holiday star theater.
572
00:44:10,325 --> 00:44:11,635
Jimmy Buffett saw my mom
573
00:44:12,735 --> 00:44:14,675
and he invited her
backstage after the show.
574
00:44:15,705 --> 00:44:19,161
Oh shit. Your dad's
Jimmy Buffett. What?
575
00:44:19,185 --> 00:44:21,121
No. No.
576
00:44:21,145 --> 00:44:23,901
One of the fans backstage
spilled a margarita
577
00:44:23,925 --> 00:44:25,085
all over her brand new dress.
578
00:44:26,445 --> 00:44:27,805
Couldn't get that stain out.
579
00:44:29,065 --> 00:44:32,645
She raised me to hate
him, but dammit, I can't.
580
00:44:33,555 --> 00:44:35,561
I've heard the call
of the Mother Ocean
581
00:44:35,585 --> 00:44:37,565
and I have to take the
fight to Parrothead.
582
00:44:38,915 --> 00:44:39,915
Good luck, Rob.
583
00:44:40,865 --> 00:44:44,271
- My name's Bob.
- I.
584
00:44:44,295 --> 00:44:45,271
It's fine.
585
00:44:45,295 --> 00:44:46,575
It's fine. Don't worry about it.
586
00:44:47,895 --> 00:44:50,081
Just, you know, 'cause
everything going on, I,
587
00:44:50,105 --> 00:44:52,311
I said it's fine. It's cool.
588
00:44:52,335 --> 00:44:53,585
Yeah, already then.
589
00:45:03,315 --> 00:45:04,465
Think I can ram 'em.
590
00:45:10,165 --> 00:45:11,142
So long.
591
00:45:11,166 --> 00:45:12,631
Bert,
592
00:45:12,655 --> 00:45:13,911
It's Bob.
593
00:45:13,935 --> 00:45:14,935
It's three letters.
594
00:45:17,815 --> 00:45:18,815
Para - Ahead.
595
00:45:22,525 --> 00:45:25,425
Off to see the
Lizard's best album.
596
00:48:02,545 --> 00:48:04,185
All right, so let me
get this straight.
597
00:48:05,185 --> 00:48:07,421
You and a bunch of
your friends went
598
00:48:07,445 --> 00:48:11,321
and stole a bunch of alcohol
from some old alcohol dude
599
00:48:11,345 --> 00:48:14,361
who then bit you
600
00:48:14,385 --> 00:48:16,725
and look, I ain't judging
my, my cousin's gay.
601
00:48:17,905 --> 00:48:21,525
But then you turned into
a Parrothead monster
602
00:48:22,465 --> 00:48:26,605
and then you went and
killed all your friends.
603
00:48:28,065 --> 00:48:31,961
And then you got attacked by
some show tune singing shark.
604
00:48:31,985 --> 00:48:32,985
Is that right?
605
00:48:33,935 --> 00:48:36,105
Yeah, that's pretty
much the whole story.
606
00:48:37,055 --> 00:48:41,705
Yeah. So riddle me this K
Sabi. Why ain't you a bird now?
607
00:48:42,585 --> 00:48:46,755
Because I'm drunk. Only turned
into a bird when I'm sober.
608
00:48:47,875 --> 00:48:51,791
I see. So we pick you up
from behind the seven 11
609
00:48:51,815 --> 00:48:54,311
for stealing a
bunch of land shark
610
00:48:54,335 --> 00:48:57,671
and now you're confessing
to a quadruple murder.
611
00:48:57,695 --> 00:48:58,695
Is that right?
612
00:48:59,875 --> 00:49:01,975
Yes. Hey, can I get a beer?
613
00:49:04,285 --> 00:49:08,621
No. No you could not. Come on.
614
00:49:08,645 --> 00:49:12,321
- Where are we going?
- The crime scene bird shit.
615
00:49:12,345 --> 00:49:14,945
Oh, I'm really gonna
need up here before that.
616
00:49:16,345 --> 00:49:20,145
- Absolutely not.
- Hey, I'm getting sober.
617
00:49:21,105 --> 00:49:24,001
I don't like me
when I'm sober. Get.
618
00:49:24,025 --> 00:49:26,251
Your ass in the car, bird Shit.
619
00:49:26,275 --> 00:49:27,275
Let's go.
620
00:49:48,655 --> 00:49:50,181
Stay in the car. Bird shit.
621
00:49:50,205 --> 00:49:51,901
No, no, no, no. Wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait,
622
00:49:51,925 --> 00:49:52,902
Bro.
623
00:49:52,926 --> 00:49:56,745
No, wait, wait, wait. Bojo,
Buddo, Bojo. Beer Bojo here.
624
00:49:58,045 --> 00:49:59,265
Ah shit. It's gone.
625
00:50:36,795 --> 00:50:38,325
Well. Well, well Bird Brain
626
00:50:39,255 --> 00:50:41,685
looks like we got a little
bit more to store to tip.
627
00:51:03,545 --> 00:51:08,401
It is a quarter to five as
a take a dive into drink.
628
00:51:08,425 --> 00:51:09,485
Number four.
629
00:51:12,745 --> 00:51:17,221
The El drunk sitting next
to me share something
630
00:51:17,245 --> 00:51:18,245
I couldn't ignore.
631
00:51:21,265 --> 00:51:24,791
He said, son, you
know I've seen it all
632
00:51:24,815 --> 00:51:29,815
while I've got you sitting
here for your own good.
633
00:51:30,405 --> 00:51:34,165
I hope you would hear this
old man's greatest fear.
634
00:51:37,585 --> 00:51:40,241
I'm not afraid of sharks
635
00:51:40,265 --> 00:51:43,005
or some big old hurricane,
636
00:51:44,545 --> 00:51:48,961
but really keeps me up
at night is the thought
637
00:51:48,985 --> 00:51:50,485
of sober brain.
638
00:51:53,905 --> 00:51:57,361
All these years of
drinking of cow,
639
00:51:57,385 --> 00:51:59,325
the other deems away.
640
00:52:02,275 --> 00:52:05,801
It's anxiety of sobriety.
641
00:52:05,825 --> 00:52:08,365
Now could you buy
me some Bombay?
642
00:52:11,265 --> 00:52:14,601
Yes. Anxiety of sobriety.
643
00:52:14,625 --> 00:52:16,685
I'm gonna need some damn bomb.
644
00:52:24,955 --> 00:52:26,421
Plus had some Harmon
as a baseline.
645
00:52:26,445 --> 00:52:28,161
Maybe a little progression
in the background.
646
00:52:28,185 --> 00:52:30,051
But yeah, that's basically it.
647
00:52:30,075 --> 00:52:32,251
From the number one station.
648
00:52:32,275 --> 00:52:35,685
This is the story about
love. A love story.
649
00:52:44,615 --> 00:52:45,452
Music is.
650
00:52:45,476 --> 00:52:47,805
Love - It loves music.
651
00:52:54,685 --> 00:52:58,725
Ing the song. Sing the
song. Sing the song.
652
00:53:00,395 --> 00:53:01,405
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
653
00:53:08,155 --> 00:53:09,245
I've been - Waiting.
654
00:53:10,265 --> 00:53:12,491
For a sign.
655
00:53:12,515 --> 00:53:13,515
Will you hear that?
656
00:53:19,305 --> 00:53:21,845
Now I'm dancing to,
657
00:53:27,105 --> 00:53:29,285
I'm holding it more rabbit.
658
00:53:32,555 --> 00:53:36,131
Like a treasure from
the tree. Right.
659
00:53:36,155 --> 00:53:37,155
From the tree.
660
00:53:38,545 --> 00:53:40,965
My body ain't confused no more.
661
00:53:41,825 --> 00:53:45,961
- You hear Don.
- I'm looking at the
662
00:53:45,985 --> 00:53:48,325
sky singing.
663
00:53:53,835 --> 00:53:56,085
I've been waiting for.
664
00:54:04,625 --> 00:54:08,405
The, - I'm dancing to your.
665
00:54:14,515 --> 00:54:16,165
Then I know be for a long time.
666
00:54:17,715 --> 00:54:20,201
Because - I love you sir.
667
00:54:20,225 --> 00:54:24,965
And I wonder sight
668
00:54:26,335 --> 00:54:27,565
might is I tell you.
669
00:54:29,745 --> 00:54:33,485
Be - Good, be good. Be
good. Like you. You should.
670
00:54:35,795 --> 00:54:38,741
Rock it together - Good.
671
00:54:38,765 --> 00:54:40,005
And follow you.
672
00:54:41,485 --> 00:54:42,461
A pleasure.
673
00:54:42,485 --> 00:54:43,485
So,
674
00:54:44,825 --> 00:54:47,451
So my.
675
00:54:47,475 --> 00:54:50,251
Body aint confused. No more.
676
00:54:50,275 --> 00:54:51,275
Tell about it.
677
00:54:52,725 --> 00:54:57,581
I love it when I'm high.
See the spark while singing.
678
00:54:57,605 --> 00:55:01,445
I - The sound.
679
00:55:03,115 --> 00:55:06,521
Waiting for a sight.
680
00:55:06,545 --> 00:55:07,765
You what brother say.
681
00:55:13,505 --> 00:55:17,005
Now am dancing to your,
682
00:55:25,345 --> 00:55:26,845
So get up, move your feet,
683
00:55:29,585 --> 00:55:31,165
let shine the.
684
00:55:34,385 --> 00:55:36,845
Let - In your heart
each and every day.
685
00:55:40,165 --> 00:55:42,125
I south only say.
686
00:55:44,135 --> 00:55:46,085
We're - Losing together.
687
00:55:49,545 --> 00:55:52,041
And Ching, wherever run the.
688
00:55:52,065 --> 00:55:53,241
Sea.
689
00:55:53,265 --> 00:55:54,265
Do you hear - That.
690
00:56:09,445 --> 00:56:10,445
Brother?
691
00:56:12,555 --> 00:56:14,655
For for a sign.
692
00:56:23,085 --> 00:56:24,085
Dancing.
693
00:56:27,075 --> 00:56:30,041
- Make it right.
- Flash.
694
00:56:30,065 --> 00:56:33,801
It from the top for
the very nice drop.
695
00:56:33,825 --> 00:56:36,845
You know, don't leave
more stones unturned.
696
00:56:38,705 --> 00:56:40,565
The more you live is
the more you learn.
697
00:56:48,915 --> 00:56:53,405
Live the life you love.
Love the life you live.
698
00:56:54,495 --> 00:56:56,045
Cause music is mine to give
699
00:57:00,455 --> 00:57:01,455
earth live.
700
00:57:02,425 --> 00:57:04,125
And your may be locked up.
701
00:57:23,735 --> 00:57:24,735
Shine.
702
00:57:59,325 --> 00:58:01,331
Like the moon landing.
703
00:58:01,355 --> 00:58:05,675
Do you believe in the moon?
What makes 'em turn the moon?
704
00:58:07,135 --> 00:58:11,751
No, that doesn't work
out. Double moons.
705
00:58:11,775 --> 00:58:14,075
The angle cock.
706
00:58:16,345 --> 00:58:19,051
I'll cue you to grab.
Yeah, no, no, no.
707
00:58:19,075 --> 00:58:20,751
I was just grabbing the hair
until I grabbed the thing.
708
00:58:20,775 --> 00:58:22,481
For the him Hemi Buffet.
709
00:58:22,505 --> 00:58:24,555
It's literally him. Hemi Buffet.
710
00:58:26,135 --> 00:58:27,771
He sent us to the moon for real.
711
00:58:27,795 --> 00:58:30,275
This time he built a
beach house up there.
712
00:58:46,685 --> 00:58:47,761
Really Hope Scott. Record.
713
00:58:47,785 --> 00:58:51,305
Alright, Ville,
scene nine, take one.
714
00:58:52,165 --> 00:58:54,345
Really get like you lean into,
715
00:58:57,725 --> 00:59:00,585
But I meant to say
instead of gynecologists.
716
00:59:02,175 --> 00:59:03,175
Gynecologists,
717
00:59:07,215 --> 00:59:09,581
What the shit, dude,
what was that last part?
718
00:59:09,605 --> 00:59:13,665
- Vagina Doctor.
- What was that last part? Fuck.
719
00:59:16,655 --> 00:59:19,225
Tell me a line. You say what?
Wait, what was that last part?
720
00:59:21,705 --> 00:59:25,085
All right, I'll start. Join
a doctor. You don't say that.
721
00:59:27,105 --> 00:59:31,781
All right. You wrote this scene,
722
00:59:31,805 --> 00:59:34,161
dude, he didn't
write this scene.
723
00:59:34,185 --> 00:59:37,381
You, I know. He can't stop
laughing. It's so funny.
724
00:59:37,405 --> 00:59:40,861
I couldn't stop laughing.
I take it as a compliment.
725
00:59:40,885 --> 00:59:42,531
I asked you if I had
Lon, you never answered.
726
00:59:42,555 --> 00:59:44,181
Went back into it.
You say it's, wait,
727
00:59:44,205 --> 00:59:45,621
what was the last Wait,
what was that last part?
728
00:59:45,645 --> 00:59:48,201
I told it to you six times.
We went over up there.
729
00:59:48,225 --> 00:59:49,825
Oh, I thought you
were really asking us.
730
00:59:50,545 --> 00:59:52,225
Hey, don't be mad at
us. Your wife's angry.
731
00:59:55,175 --> 00:59:58,605
Let's We carry it.
732
01:00:00,135 --> 01:00:05,135
Carry it. Touch your
noses. Carry it. God,
733
01:00:05,265 --> 01:00:06,621
If I remember it,
did you get a nice
734
01:00:06,645 --> 01:00:08,021
shot of the No, I did not.
735
01:00:08,045 --> 01:00:12,125
I need another one. God, Dylan,
we need another beer. We do.
736
01:00:13,605 --> 01:00:14,521
You know what? Just
put it on the ground.
737
01:00:14,545 --> 01:00:15,355
You don't need to open it.
738
01:00:15,379 --> 01:00:16,631
Just, it's a half drank beer.
739
01:00:16,655 --> 01:00:17,941
Okay, we're picking
up off the grill.
740
01:00:17,965 --> 01:00:20,951
Oh, you got another one?
Great. Look at you. I love it.
741
01:00:20,975 --> 01:00:24,101
This isn't tall. Yeah, but the
tall boy isn't a four year.
742
01:00:24,125 --> 01:00:28,071
It doesn't matter. Shut up.
Get outta beer. The corner.
743
01:00:28,095 --> 01:00:30,661
Come walk in the door from
the beginning. Here we go.
744
01:00:30,685 --> 01:00:32,721
You still good buddy? Yes.
Am I opening? I love you.
745
01:00:32,745 --> 01:00:34,741
Alright, let's do it. Am I
open door? Open the door.
746
01:00:34,765 --> 01:00:36,805
You You're gonna open the
beer. Okay. Open the beer.
747
01:00:39,245 --> 01:00:41,485
Do that again. But then you
gotta stand up. Okay. Yeah.
748
01:00:43,165 --> 01:00:44,521
Am I thinking about the
tinkle or the tinkle?
749
01:00:44,545 --> 01:00:47,545
It's like, that's what I do.
That's what you dole. Okay.
750
01:00:48,675 --> 01:00:52,125
All right. All right. Action.
You're all right, dude.
751
01:00:53,195 --> 01:00:56,921
Yeah, man. I just need to
sober up and tinkle you.
752
01:00:56,945 --> 01:01:00,175
Pierre, can you clear my frame
mean it's got outta the way.
753
01:01:04,435 --> 01:01:05,412
If you want.
754
01:01:05,436 --> 01:01:06,611
Don, ignore what
I'm saying to him.
755
01:01:06,635 --> 01:01:08,715
It has nothing to do with
you. All right, here we go.
756
01:01:09,915 --> 01:01:11,055
And here we go.
757
01:01:13,695 --> 01:01:16,155
Oh, all these years
I've blamed her.
758
01:01:18,565 --> 01:01:23,291
Who knows how many someone
else has out there. Back it up.
759
01:01:23,315 --> 01:01:28,001
Do that line again. We Okay.
760
01:01:28,025 --> 01:01:30,545
That was really good.
That was great. Okay.
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