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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:04,657 --> 00:02:07,251 Byron! 2 00:02:58,711 --> 00:03:00,645 I don't even like coming into doctors' offices. 3 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:03,181 I don't get sick ever. I don't never get sick. 4 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:05,681 - You know that. - Well, thank you for coming with me. 5 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:09,319 You're welcome, honey. You know I'm always on your side, honey. 6 00:03:09,422 --> 00:03:11,754 I just don't get sick. I don't never get sick. 7 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:15,725 You're... You sick, but I don't get sick. I'm sorry. 8 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:17,791 - You nervous, honey? - No. 9 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:19,626 It's gonna be whatever it's gonna be. 10 00:03:19,799 --> 00:03:21,824 Your mama taught you well, baby. 11 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:24,430 You got strong faith, Shirley, strong faith. 12 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:25,799 Hello. 13 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:28,732 Good God. Lord have mercy. 14 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:30,807 Good God, he fine. 15 00:03:32,011 --> 00:03:33,000 Doc, I'm sick. 16 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:35,077 It's in my chest, Doc. Feel my chest. Come on. 17 00:03:35,181 --> 00:03:37,172 Put your hands on my chest, Doc. Feel me. 18 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:39,379 Check my chest, Doc, please. I'm... 19 00:03:39,652 --> 00:03:41,517 Aunt Bam. Stop it. 20 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:44,054 She's cute. 21 00:03:44,257 --> 00:03:47,192 Cute? Cute is for puppies. 22 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:52,194 You mess with me, Doc, I'll have you somewhere sucking on your thumb, 23 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:54,129 calling for your mama! 24 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:58,003 Standing on your left leg, bowing down on your right, 25 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:00,197 wondering what I'm gonna do to you tonight. 26 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:07,168 Pop, pop, pop it off... 27 00:04:09,048 --> 00:04:11,278 - You married, Doc? - No, ma'am. 28 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,648 - You straight? - Aunt Bam... 29 00:04:14,854 --> 00:04:17,880 What? You gotta ask these questions nowadays, honey. 30 00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:21,156 Will you please wait out in the waiting room? 31 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,188 - Please? - I'm embarrassing you? 32 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:26,559 I'm sorry, baby. I don't mean no harm. Help me up, Doc. 33 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:28,531 Just help me up. I gotta bend up like this. 34 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:30,159 You see, Doc, listen, I don't even get sick. 35 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,431 I don't even like coming into doctors' offices. 36 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:36,531 'Cause all y'all like to do is just probe all over people, feeling, touch all of them... 37 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:38,836 Two, four, six-pack. 38 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:40,742 Look at that? 39 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:44,181 What? Sorry. Okay, and look, look at your little offices. 40 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:48,050 This is too small in here. Ain't no room for nobody to turn around. 41 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:50,816 See, I like to turn it. When I turn it around I like to... 42 00:04:51,691 --> 00:04:53,124 - He's straight. - Aunt Bam. 43 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:58,664 Okay. But look here, watch this, watch this. 44 00:04:59,198 --> 00:05:02,133 Did you like that? I know he did, look at him. 45 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,429 - Aunt Bam, go on, now. - You blushing. Okay, I'm sorry. 46 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:06,061 And don't you be out there smoking. 47 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:08,936 You better be worried about what I'm gonna be out here smoking. 48 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:12,478 'Cause I'm gonna be out here smoking. I'm going out here to smoke. 49 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:16,638 And I like what I'm gonna be smoking. I like to see my name in puff. 50 00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:18,975 She's something else. 51 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:22,184 You don't know the half of it. 52 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,056 So tell me, Dr. Evans. 53 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:28,894 Well, Ms. Shirley, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. 54 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:30,762 Just tell me. 55 00:05:32,098 --> 00:05:35,158 The reason you've been short of breath and having the headaches 56 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:37,168 is because the cancer is back. 57 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:40,034 It's much more aggressive this time. I'm sorry. 58 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:43,600 I've called in a specialist who wants to try another round of chemotherapy. 59 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:46,106 Listen, I'm tired. 60 00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:49,648 We've been fighting this thing for, what, seven years? 61 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:53,282 I really thought we had it beat. 62 00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:55,111 Don't you look so sad. 63 00:05:55,488 --> 00:05:59,481 What I know is that every day that God gives us is a gift. 64 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:04,596 And when he stops giving it to me, then I get to be with him. 65 00:06:06,265 --> 00:06:08,426 So it's all right. 66 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:11,302 You're an amazing woman, Shirley. 67 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:13,535 You're always smiling. 68 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:15,965 Your faith gives me hope. 69 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,200 Well, God bless you. 70 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:20,606 I'll call and make an appointment. Okay? 71 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:22,542 Thank you, Doctor. 72 00:06:22,782 --> 00:06:25,910 Good kush, good kush, good kush, good kush. 73 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,780 Good kush, good kush. 74 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:32,156 Hey. Christ, praise the Lord. 75 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,418 Good kush. 76 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:41,590 Baby, I wouldn't go in there. I wouldn't go in there if I was you, hon. 77 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:43,669 I told you. 78 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:45,304 Contact. 79 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:49,498 She's gonna be right when she comes out of there. 80 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:55,404 - Cora. Cora. - Aunt Bam. 81 00:06:55,515 --> 00:06:56,641 Baby, what are you doing here? 82 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:59,411 Mr. Brown wasn't feeling well last night. 83 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:01,509 Well, you know he has diabetes, right? 84 00:07:01,621 --> 00:07:02,849 - He does? - Yep. 85 00:07:02,955 --> 00:07:05,480 - Lord, that's gonna kill him. - Don't say that. 86 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:07,650 - Lord, he's gonna die. He's gonna die. - He's... 87 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:08,954 He's not gonna die with that. 88 00:07:09,061 --> 00:07:11,291 - Well, go on back there and see him then. - Well, all right. 89 00:07:11,397 --> 00:07:12,887 Well, wait a minute now, why are you... 90 00:07:12,999 --> 00:07:16,298 I'm all right, honey, I don't get sick. I'm here with Shirley. Shirley's back there. 91 00:07:16,969 --> 00:07:18,436 - How is she? - She's okay. 92 00:07:18,538 --> 00:07:20,130 She's okay. She's got strong faith. 93 00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:22,601 - That's what we need. - She's got a strong back, too. 94 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:25,744 That could have made a lot for her back in the day... 95 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:28,473 But, she could pull the hell out of a wagon. 96 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:31,812 - What you... - Yeah. I ain't even... We didn't need horses. 97 00:07:32,685 --> 00:07:34,778 Shirley was a horse all by herself. 98 00:07:34,887 --> 00:07:38,220 She works like a horse, she treats people nice. 99 00:07:38,324 --> 00:07:39,348 Yeah. 100 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,222 It's just not good to get sick and you treat people nice. 101 00:07:41,327 --> 00:07:43,227 That just don't ever seem fair to me. 102 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:44,819 - Well, I... - But it's okay, I guess, 103 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:46,899 you know, the Lord just moves in mysterious ways. 104 00:07:46,999 --> 00:07:49,058 - Yes, he does. - His wonders to perform. 105 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:51,966 Yes, well, okay. I'll talk to you later, all right? 106 00:07:52,071 --> 00:07:53,436 - I'm going to see him. - Please do, 'cause you... 107 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:56,508 - And I'll call you. Don't call me. - All right. 108 00:07:56,909 --> 00:07:59,002 'Cause you talks too much is what you do. 109 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:00,644 What you be saying, though. 110 00:08:01,447 --> 00:08:03,642 Hey, baby. What the doctor say? 111 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:05,308 It's not good. 112 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:07,547 Girl, you gonna be all right. You gonna be all right. 113 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:10,816 Not this time. I need you to call all my children. 114 00:08:10,923 --> 00:08:13,721 Okay, well, when we get home, baby, I'll turn it on for you. 115 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:15,293 As soon as we get to the house, All My Children... 116 00:08:15,394 --> 00:08:16,418 Bam. 117 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:19,293 You know, Bam, you need to stop smoking all that weed. 118 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:22,196 Every time you smoke that weed you act like you crazy. 119 00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:24,700 What are you talking about? You said you wanted to see All My Children. 120 00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:26,203 I said I was gonna turn it on for you. 121 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:28,637 I wanna see all my family. 122 00:08:28,741 --> 00:08:30,265 Well, okay, make up your mind, hon. 123 00:08:30,376 --> 00:08:32,640 Do you wanna see All My Children or you wanna see All in the Family? 124 00:08:32,745 --> 00:08:33,803 Which one? 125 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:35,705 - Bam. - What? 126 00:08:35,815 --> 00:08:37,976 Come on, let's go catch this bus before we're too late. 127 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:40,917 Wait, Shirley, baby, did the doctor ask for my number? 128 00:08:41,153 --> 00:08:42,745 Did he? Did he ask for my digits? 129 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:44,046 ...come to the hospital? 130 00:08:44,156 --> 00:08:46,556 You just gonna come up here and bring me like I'm a kid to the hospital. 131 00:08:46,659 --> 00:08:49,685 You got diabetes and you wasn't feeling well and I brought you to the hospital. 132 00:08:49,795 --> 00:08:51,194 Well, I feel well now. Can we go? 133 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,333 - Good day. - Good day, Doctor. How you doing? 134 00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:56,025 - Very well, thanks. - Good, good. 135 00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:58,535 Now, Mr. Brown, you have to take your insulin. 136 00:08:58,638 --> 00:08:59,627 I've been taking. 137 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:01,934 - Now, are you eating right? - Yes, sure, I'm eating right. Yes. 138 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,668 No, he doesn't. He's lying. 139 00:09:03,776 --> 00:09:05,505 Cora, ain't nobody... You don't call me no liar. 140 00:09:05,611 --> 00:09:07,238 I'm your daddy. You come here, you're gonna sit there 141 00:09:07,346 --> 00:09:08,677 and look at my face and call me no liar. 142 00:09:08,781 --> 00:09:10,749 - You don't know what I eat. - I know what he ate. 143 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:13,444 He ate 10 pieces of bacon, three eggs, a biscuit 144 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,818 and a pork chop with jelly and orange juice. 145 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:18,891 Just for your information that's where you lie, 146 00:09:18,991 --> 00:09:22,620 'cause I don't even eat pork. I ate ham. Thank you. 147 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:27,396 See, the problem with a lot of people is they think diabetes is just a little sugar. 148 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,434 It isn't. Now you have to eat right... 149 00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:31,866 - He don't do that. - ...you have to exercise. 150 00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:33,268 He don't do that. 151 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,141 And let me tell you something, there are people who have lost their eyesight, 152 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:40,144 their limbs, and even died from this disease. 153 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,612 Now you gotta get serious about this, lose some weight, 154 00:09:42,848 --> 00:09:45,681 ...start exercising, or things could get worse. - Exercise. 155 00:09:46,285 --> 00:09:47,912 Exercising, losing weight... 156 00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:50,689 I am... Doctor, I hear what you... 157 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:51,814 Are you listening to what he's saying? 158 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:54,085 Cora, didn't I just say I hear what he's saying? 159 00:09:54,193 --> 00:09:56,889 Now you're gonna make me whoop you. Get you some business. 160 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,488 You need to get you a husband, 161 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,225 maybe that'll keep you out of other people's business. 162 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,733 - You married, Doctor? - No, sir. 163 00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:03,958 Cora ain't married neither. 164 00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:06,095 Why don't you ask her to marry you and y'all live happily ever after 165 00:10:06,205 --> 00:10:07,365 in a forest or something? 166 00:10:07,473 --> 00:10:09,464 So she can leave me alone, stay out of my business. 167 00:10:09,575 --> 00:10:10,872 Stay out of my mental function. 168 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:12,606 What? 169 00:10:12,845 --> 00:10:16,713 Now, Mr. Brown, I've also noticed you've never had a colonoscopy. 170 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,143 Oh, yes, that's where you're wrong. 171 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:21,447 I drink colas all the time. I like colas with ice and everything. 172 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:24,089 And he shouldn't be drinking colas. There's too much sugar, isn't there, Doctor? 173 00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:27,050 Cora, you're too much sugar. Looking like a bag of cotton candy. 174 00:10:28,527 --> 00:10:30,222 Cora is the snack demon. 175 00:10:30,329 --> 00:10:33,025 That's right. I caught her one day sneaking to get some chips. 176 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:35,394 Under your bed, I found them chip bags. 177 00:10:35,601 --> 00:10:39,128 And she got soda water bags and cups and everything under her bed. 178 00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:41,638 - You... - How many Oreos would this be? 179 00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:44,169 - You... - You know how many it is! Tell me. 180 00:10:44,276 --> 00:10:45,470 - You know how many... - Five Oreos. 181 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:47,375 You can tell me 'cause you tried to tell me the other night. 182 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,538 We're not in here about me... 183 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:52,015 Mr. Brown, I do have to tell you that you are well past 40 now. 184 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:53,516 Way past! 185 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:57,145 Well, I ain't that much past. You're trying to make it seem like 40 is down there, 186 00:10:57,256 --> 00:11:00,885 and I'm way back... I'm close to 40. Forty's over there and I'm right there. 187 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:03,860 You make it seem like I'm old or something. 188 00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:05,726 The point I'm trying to make is that you should be having 189 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:09,426 regular colon and prostrate exams. It could save your life. 190 00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:15,698 Okay. You go ahead and check my collasum and my prostitute. All right? 191 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:17,503 It's prostate, Mr. Brown. 192 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:19,703 Cora, I know. It's the same thing. 193 00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:22,007 Just go ahead and just check me. 194 00:11:22,114 --> 00:11:26,107 Hold on. I had some of Cora's chips I found 195 00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:28,317 and I might have some on my prostitate. 196 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,045 Go ahead and check. 197 00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:32,684 Not that end, Mr. Brown. 198 00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:34,117 The other end. 199 00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:36,327 You talking about my beginning and the end? 200 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,056 - Yes! - The devil is a liar! 201 00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:39,893 You can't be back there like that. 202 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:43,026 - Wait, Doctor. Wait! - Get him, Doc. 203 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:45,662 I'm new! Please! 204 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:52,735 Hey, Madea. 205 00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:54,340 What the doctor say about Brown? 206 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:57,640 He's better. He just has to watch his diabetes, just like you. 207 00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,911 Oh, yeah, he got to watch that, honey, he got to watch that for real. 208 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:01,987 He's gotta stop eating all that foolishness and start exercising. 209 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,749 You right. 210 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:06,715 You right. I think I'm gonna have the number four. 211 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:08,451 Welcome to Snax. May I take your order? 212 00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:10,885 Are you at one of those drive-throughs? 213 00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:13,294 Yes, I'm at a drive-through. Hell, I'm hungry. I'm trying to get some breakfast. 214 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,390 Didn't I just tell you, you have to start eating healthier? 215 00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:17,492 Cora, hell, I don't wanna hear that. 216 00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:20,731 I know you're probably standing right next to a vending machine right now. 217 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,470 What you got, a honey bun? 218 00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:27,844 Byron! 219 00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:30,081 Cora, listen, I got to go now. 220 00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:33,810 Girl, I'm driving on the phone. You know Oprah don't want me driving on the phone. 221 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,477 Goodbye. 222 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,953 I'm upset, or whatever the case may be. 223 00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:42,653 I would like to have a ham, egg and cheese biscuit and orange juice. 224 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:45,222 Call Day back... No, you call him on your phone, 225 00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:47,832 I'm gonna keep callin' Byron, but I'm gonna keep hanging up, answering, 226 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,366 "Nah, nah, nah." Hold on. 227 00:12:49,468 --> 00:12:51,993 - Heller? - Lady, I hear you. Hold on! 228 00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:54,267 - You better answer that phone or... - Okay. 229 00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:58,940 All right. The service ain't what it used to be either, I tell you. 230 00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:02,609 It's Sabrina. Byron... 231 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,384 You need to go on Maury for him, girl. 232 00:13:08,487 --> 00:13:09,681 For real, dawg. 233 00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:14,092 It's hot as hell in this Cadillac and I don't have no air conditioner. 234 00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:15,455 What do you wanna eat? 235 00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:21,030 I want a ham and egg and a cheese biscuit, okay? Heller! 236 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,122 We're out of ham. 237 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:23,428 You out of ham? 238 00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:26,669 Okay. All right. Fine, fine. Then give me an egg and cheese biscuit. 239 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:28,197 We're out of egg. 240 00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:31,568 You're out of egg? You're just... 241 00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:34,436 Fine! Then just give me a damn biscuit. 242 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,445 It's 10:31, ma'am, and we just stopped serving breakfast. 243 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:42,848 Hold the hell on. I've been sitting here for 15 minutes waiting on your... No, honey. 244 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:44,820 No, no, no. I don't care. I want breakfast. 245 00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:46,949 You want something else like lunch or something? 246 00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:48,491 Ain't nobody say nothing about no lunch. 247 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,629 I don't want no lunch. I want breakfast. 248 00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:52,458 - Breakfast ended at 10:30... - Oh, hell no. 249 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,272 Everybody's all screaming around me or whatever. 250 00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:02,670 - I don't know what you talkin' about. - Little girl. 251 00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:03,764 What? 252 00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:07,039 I'm about to get carbon peroxide poisoning in this damn car, 253 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:08,636 waiting on you to get me my damn food. 254 00:14:08,747 --> 00:14:10,214 This Cadillac is old as hell. 255 00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:11,613 Where's my food at, honey? 256 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:15,481 We're out of egg, we're out of ham, and we're out of cheese and biscuit. 257 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,850 So can you get out of line, please? 258 00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,116 Where's your manager, honey? 259 00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:19,984 Look, I am the manager. 260 00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:22,954 Now move! 261 00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:24,117 Move! 262 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:27,428 You hear these people, it's crazy! For real! 263 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:34,798 She got crazy. 264 00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:38,802 What the... 265 00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:45,678 Hell, you ain't got no damn sense. 266 00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:48,412 I told you I want my damn food. 267 00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:49,879 Oh, my God! 268 00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:54,052 I'm taking everything you got. 269 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:55,683 You act like you ain't got no sense... 270 00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:57,523 Lady, what is wrong with you? 271 00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:01,629 - Oh, my God! - What the hell's wrong with you? 272 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,767 You're gonna videotape me? You're gonna videotape me? 273 00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:06,335 I'm taking it out. 274 00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:10,838 I'm trying to be patient, I don't know what the hell's wrong with y'all. 275 00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:13,241 Old people, y'all act like y'all ain't got no sense... 276 00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:15,108 - I'm takin' some food... - Where you at? 277 00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:18,377 ...and I'm feeding my fat-ass daughter and everybody else and see how you like that. 278 00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:20,076 You ain't seen nothing. 279 00:15:20,185 --> 00:15:23,586 I can't wait for you. If you lookin' for me, my name is Cora Simmons. 280 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,579 ...one, two. 281 00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:51,682 I called everybody. 282 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,613 - Good! - Yep. 283 00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:57,011 You scared, Shirley? 284 00:15:57,856 --> 00:16:00,518 Ain't no room for fear when you're this tired. 285 00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:04,720 Bam, 286 00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:08,159 I don't want nobody screaming at my funeral. 287 00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:10,235 - Shirley. I don't wanna talk about... - Come on now. 288 00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:13,794 Listen to me. I can't tell this to my children. 289 00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:18,775 I want Reverend Jackson to give an uplifting sermon. 290 00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:21,876 And I don't want you to let my children fight about anything. 291 00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:26,279 And I want Sister Laura to sing that song I like, 292 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,844 "Heaven's Waiting for Me." 293 00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,385 Will you do that for me? 294 00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:32,250 Yes, I will, baby, 295 00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:36,351 but Shirley, you're probably gonna outlive us all. 296 00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:39,163 Only God knows. 297 00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:41,622 Well, just in case you do, 298 00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:45,503 ...when I die, I don't want no flowers. - No? 299 00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:49,597 No, I don't want no flowers. I want y'all to plant marijuana stalks 300 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:52,006 all around my grave. 301 00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:54,068 - I knew I'd make you smile. - Go! 302 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:58,343 Instead of pouring some for the homies, like the young folks there, 303 00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:03,217 I want y'all to have a puff, puff, pass, repass. 304 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:07,622 Just pass them all out. Just pass them. I wanna say, "Puff, puff, pass, repass." 305 00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:09,794 Put that down! 306 00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:12,090 - I love to hear you laugh. - God gonna get you. 307 00:17:12,297 --> 00:17:15,960 - No. I... - Puff, puff, pass... 308 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:20,134 - I want you to start it off. - All that noise goin' on in here. Hey, Mama. 309 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:23,731 - Hey. Hi, honey. - Hi. 310 00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:26,106 Give me little Byron. Come here, little Byron. 311 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:28,475 - Go to Aunt Bam. - Byron. 312 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:32,415 Take little Byron. Take that baby. 313 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,711 Smell like a grown man did it in that diaper. 314 00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:36,980 - Change that baby's diaper. - Please. 315 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,689 - Get that off of me. - Okay, Mama. 316 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,791 Let's go upstairs and change you then, huh? 317 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,454 Get you fresh. Baby, can you hand me a diaper out the bag? 318 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,728 I am not the nanny. Here. 319 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,666 - Well, thank you. - You're welcome. 320 00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:53,903 All right, Mama. I'm gonna go change him. 321 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:58,837 Don't you think you need to be going with him somewhere? 322 00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:01,638 Why? That is not my baby. 323 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,276 I don't like you. 324 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,310 - Excuse me? - I said I don't like you. 325 00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:09,544 - So? - Bam, the baby is here. 326 00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:13,916 Well, then I tell you what, let's do a nursery rhyme for the baby. 327 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:18,690 Row, row, row your ho Up and down the street 328 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:23,859 Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily She's just a piece of meat 329 00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:25,364 Whatever! 330 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:27,495 That's what I don't like about her. That's why I get high. 331 00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:28,903 That's why I have to stay high. 332 00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:31,001 Tell me again why we're here. 333 00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:34,540 Listen, my mother wanted all of us to come over, okay? 334 00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,809 I have better things to do than sit at your mama's house. 335 00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:41,650 I mean, I don't know what's worse, the baby poop or the smell of moth balls, 336 00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:42,879 or that Bam thing. 337 00:18:42,988 --> 00:18:44,785 Listen, baby, will you... 338 00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:46,790 Will you please let me just find out what's going on first? 339 00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,519 After that I will take you home. 340 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,993 How are you gonna take me home? You ain't got no car. 341 00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:53,688 Every time I come over here, it's some drama. 342 00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:56,765 You remember your apartment and your Benz? 343 00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:58,700 Don't you miss it? 344 00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:02,537 Yeah. Yeah. Just like I miss going to jail, right? 345 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:05,071 And wasn't I right there by your side? 346 00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:07,804 You? But you wasn't in there. 347 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:12,049 All you gotta do is make one little drop and get us enough money to get a place. 348 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,619 Instead of spending the night at my sister's house 349 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:18,816 and me sneaking up here in your mama's house in the middle of the night. 350 00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:22,752 Come on, Byron, don't you wanna be alone with me in our own place? 351 00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,122 It's just one drop. 352 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:29,357 Listen, stop talking about that kind of stuff around my son. 353 00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:31,464 Boy, he don't know what I'm saying. 354 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,538 - Renee. - What? 355 00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:34,901 You are not gonna get caught. 356 00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:38,710 Roscoe said you were one of his best guys when you were slinging. 357 00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,801 Come on, Byron. See, when I first met you, you had heart. 358 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,071 Look, and I got heart! 359 00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:46,582 And I also got a job, too. And that's enough for us right now. 360 00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:47,876 I'm out of the game. 361 00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:52,353 Look, I love you, Byron, I really do, but that little 10 an hour you're making 362 00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:54,721 is not taking care of me or you. 363 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,755 I don't wanna talk about this no more. Okay? 364 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:01,730 Okay. Fine. 365 00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:06,901 I told you to go right and you go left. 366 00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:09,439 - Okay. - I can't stand you sometimes, Harold. 367 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:13,272 Had you did what I told you to do we would have been here 15 minutes ago. 368 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,676 - Yeah... - I told you this boy has to pee. 369 00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:17,408 - Yeah, but he's all right. - What up, people? What up, Bam? 370 00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:18,778 - I wanna go to the bathroom. - Hey, baby. 371 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,250 You know where the bathroom is, boy. Come on. 372 00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:25,551 Wait a minute, that boy is 10 years old and y'all still taking him to the bathroom? 373 00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:27,625 I told her to stop babying these kids. 374 00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:29,789 What did you say, Harold? 375 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,329 He said he told you to stop babying these children. 376 00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:33,523 I did not say... 377 00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:35,657 - Shut up, you did. - I didn't say that... 378 00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:38,167 - Hey, Tammy. - Why would you... You're a tattletale. 379 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,303 - Calvin! - Hey, Shirley, how are you? 380 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:43,431 - Where is Kimberly? - You know your daughter, she's working, 381 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,100 ...but she'll be here. - Oh, well. 382 00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:46,802 - Harold. - Shirley. 383 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:50,678 It's so good to see my two fine son-in-laws! 384 00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:53,080 - Yes, ma'am. - Wait a minute, I only see one fine one, hon. 385 00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:54,650 Thank you, thank you, thank you, Aunt Bam. 386 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,550 Child, I don't smoke that much, shut up. 387 00:20:57,289 --> 00:21:00,417 Don't turn that... Don't... Leave that alone. 388 00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:01,617 Now... 389 00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:04,987 Thank you very much. 390 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,359 You didn't hear me say don't touch? 391 00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:07,932 Harold, you better get your child. 392 00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:10,399 H.J., stop that now, you see grown folks talking now. 393 00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:12,461 Punk-ass. 394 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:16,065 See this? Look at this right here. I tell you what... 395 00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:18,335 - Bam, don't kill him! Don't kill him! - Sit down. 396 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:19,768 Touch it again. 397 00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:21,607 Don't kill him, Aunt Bam! 398 00:21:21,713 --> 00:21:25,240 Look, Harold can let that child act like he wants to if they want to. 399 00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:27,051 Oh, I got another one, honey. 400 00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:28,949 Touch it again. Touch it. 401 00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:31,921 Touch it, Shaka Zulu. Touch it. 402 00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:35,118 - Harold, you don't see this? - He's just a kid. 403 00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:37,787 - You know these new kids, they do... - Shut up! 404 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:42,392 He's a kid that needs to know who the parents are, Harold. 405 00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:44,125 What do you expect, Aunt Bam? 406 00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:47,471 They let these kids run around like they have no home training at all. 407 00:21:47,572 --> 00:21:49,631 That's why I don't allow my son around these children. 408 00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:50,765 Baby... 409 00:21:53,278 --> 00:21:55,803 - What did she just say? - Tammy, calm down. 410 00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:57,848 She said she don't want her children around your children 411 00:21:57,949 --> 00:21:59,143 'cause your children act like fools. 412 00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:01,617 They look like fools, they dress like fools. 413 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:03,515 - Look at them, they're just foolish. - Thank you. 414 00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:05,613 I know you're not talking about my children. 415 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,555 My boys that I'm raising? 416 00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:11,094 She punked you. You look like a sucker. 417 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:12,491 See? 418 00:22:12,597 --> 00:22:14,827 This is why I didn't even wanna come over here to begin with. 419 00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:16,867 Girl, you barely spend time with Mama anyway. 420 00:22:16,968 --> 00:22:18,367 Being here ain't gonna kill you. 421 00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:20,233 Come on, girls, now calm down. 422 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,931 Why are y'all blowing up my phone up anyway? 423 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,304 Wait a minute, your mama told me to call y'all over here. 424 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:28,146 - For what? - I just wanted to see you, that's all. 425 00:22:29,314 --> 00:22:31,373 Mama, you know I got things to do. 426 00:22:32,818 --> 00:22:35,446 Well, at least stay and have dinner with me. Please? 427 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,080 - Please? - In the middle of the week? 428 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,849 It's bad enough we do this on Sundays. 429 00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:43,923 Princess, 430 00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:46,826 when was the last Sunday that you came over here not to eat with us? 431 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:50,068 I'm sorry, I must not have been here. What year was that? 432 00:22:50,969 --> 00:22:53,665 You don't remember either, do you? That's it. 433 00:22:53,905 --> 00:22:56,396 Mama, I don't like you begging her. 434 00:22:56,508 --> 00:22:59,068 Come on in the kitchen and help me get this food together, 435 00:22:59,177 --> 00:23:01,611 I need somebody to go into the garage and get the ice. 436 00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:03,772 - Me. - I'll do it. 437 00:23:05,751 --> 00:23:07,844 Hey. Hey, wait for me. Don't y'all leave me... 438 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,413 What am I supposed to do with it? 439 00:23:11,156 --> 00:23:13,590 I don't know, hold it? 440 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,860 Sit... Don't play with me. 441 00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:20,458 Sit down, baby, and hold the baby over there. They'll be back, trick. 442 00:23:21,433 --> 00:23:23,264 - What? - You heard what I said, broad. 443 00:23:23,368 --> 00:23:24,392 I don't stutter. 444 00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:26,297 Touch the TV. Touch it! 445 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:33,143 I don't like none of you. You make me sick, all y'all. 446 00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:36,347 - Man, I'm so glad to be out of the house. - Got it, Calvin? 447 00:23:36,548 --> 00:23:38,846 - Ain't that right? - I'll tell you what, 448 00:23:39,684 --> 00:23:42,983 this ice is warmer than your sister Tammy any day. 449 00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:45,386 Hey, hey, hey. You better calm down. 450 00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:47,785 Look, man, I know it's your sister and I'm sorry, 451 00:23:47,893 --> 00:23:50,862 but sometimes, man, she makes me so... 452 00:23:51,663 --> 00:23:53,995 You better be quiet. You know she can hear you. 453 00:23:55,033 --> 00:23:58,867 Y'all be playing, but she can really hear like that. I mean, like a dog. 454 00:24:00,639 --> 00:24:02,038 What is wrong with your sisters, Byron? 455 00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:04,199 Man, what is wrong with women period? 456 00:24:04,309 --> 00:24:05,970 Sabrina, for instance, right? 457 00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:09,112 Man, that girl know I only make $1,000 a month. 458 00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:10,875 And I still send her 300. 459 00:24:10,982 --> 00:24:12,916 - Three hundred? - Man, the girl still ain't satisfied. 460 00:24:13,018 --> 00:24:15,145 As soon as I give her the money you know what she wants to tell me? 461 00:24:15,253 --> 00:24:17,721 - What she say? - "Wait a minute! Hold up! 462 00:24:18,023 --> 00:24:20,116 "Hold up! That ain't enough!" 463 00:24:20,258 --> 00:24:23,785 Got the weave and all. "That ain't enough! I need more!" 464 00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:27,398 - So you know what I do? - What do you do? 465 00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:28,966 I give her more. 466 00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:32,326 But then, look, the next time I see her she's in some new clothes. 467 00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:35,197 Why don't you just start buying the baby stuff and give it to her yourself? 468 00:24:35,373 --> 00:24:38,274 I tried that. All she do is take the clothes back and get the money. 469 00:24:38,543 --> 00:24:39,532 - What? - Yeah. 470 00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:42,545 No, no, young buck. You got to take the tags off the clothes. 471 00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:45,309 What, did you think I didn't do that? I did that, too. 472 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:49,079 Then she takes the clothes and tries to sell them to everybody in the neighborhood. 473 00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:52,554 I am telling y'all, man, she's crazy. 474 00:24:54,459 --> 00:24:58,088 I just... I just want my son to know that I'm out here doing the right thing. 475 00:24:59,264 --> 00:25:02,062 But she's telling everybody something different, you know? 476 00:25:02,901 --> 00:25:04,630 Man, what am I supposed to do? 477 00:25:05,937 --> 00:25:07,802 You got to keep Peter in the gate, you understand me? 478 00:25:08,039 --> 00:25:10,439 Wait, wait, wait. Hold up. I know you ain't talking. 479 00:25:11,276 --> 00:25:13,267 Yeah, you ought to think about that next time you and Tammy 480 00:25:13,378 --> 00:25:15,710 decide to have some more of them little demon seeds y'all got. 481 00:25:16,081 --> 00:25:17,810 - Demon seeds? - Yeah, you. 482 00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:19,144 My kids ain't bad like that. 483 00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:23,051 Look, man, your kids are out of control. You got to do better. 484 00:25:23,555 --> 00:25:26,285 Well, she won't let me discipline them. She won't! 485 00:25:26,391 --> 00:25:28,359 And after a while I just stopped. 486 00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:33,093 Look, I don't know what's wrong with her. We argue all the time, 487 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,927 every time I turn around, I was trying to do something, 488 00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:36,125 she's just driving me crazy! 489 00:25:36,234 --> 00:25:37,929 I'm dealing with the same thing with Kimberly. 490 00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:40,903 She's always mad. I don't know what to do with her. 491 00:25:41,006 --> 00:25:43,839 And it seems like the longer that we're married, the worse it gets. 492 00:25:43,942 --> 00:25:46,502 You know what, maybe her and Tammy are going through menopause or something. 493 00:25:47,078 --> 00:25:49,512 No, it ain't no menopause. Tammy... Tammy... 494 00:25:49,748 --> 00:25:51,841 Tammy was like that when we first met. Yeah. 495 00:25:51,950 --> 00:25:53,850 As soon as we got together she was yelling at me. 496 00:25:53,952 --> 00:25:55,112 Wow. 497 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:56,915 - What? - And you still married her. 498 00:25:57,422 --> 00:26:00,152 Yeah. But it's worse now. 499 00:26:00,592 --> 00:26:04,528 'Cause now she won't look at me, I can't touch her, I can't even come near her, 500 00:26:04,629 --> 00:26:06,995 and we ain't had sex in over a year. 501 00:26:07,098 --> 00:26:08,588 Oh, Lord Jesus, please kill the visuals. 502 00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:10,625 I'm bound up. 503 00:26:11,336 --> 00:26:12,928 Why do it sound like both of y'all in prison? 504 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,168 I'd get more love in prison. 505 00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:19,968 Coming home to a house that you're paying for, and there's no peace, is prison. 506 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:22,410 I don't know how much longer I can take this. 507 00:26:22,647 --> 00:26:25,241 - So what are you saying, man? - Something's got to give. 508 00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:27,178 - Well, do you love my sister? - Yeah. 509 00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:30,380 - All right, man. - Sometimes that's not enough, Byron. 510 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:36,758 I hear you on that, but, dawg, you ain't got but six years in. 511 00:26:36,861 --> 00:26:39,455 Next week it will be 17 years for us. 512 00:26:42,033 --> 00:26:44,524 - You know what, something's got to give. - Yeah. 513 00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:46,794 - You know, we need to hang out more. - We need to talk on the phone 514 00:26:46,905 --> 00:26:48,805 ...and support group or something. - We need to go to a strip club. 515 00:26:48,907 --> 00:26:50,431 Wait, wait, wait, now, hold up, hold up, hold up. 516 00:26:50,642 --> 00:26:52,337 Before y'all both go jumping into the deep end, 517 00:26:53,078 --> 00:26:55,137 I know my sisters, all right? 518 00:26:55,246 --> 00:26:57,305 All y'all got to do is just do something nice for them. 519 00:26:58,516 --> 00:27:02,350 Calvin, why did you take Kim to one of them fly spots, man? 520 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,854 Nice restaurant, let her relax a little bit. 521 00:27:06,057 --> 00:27:09,151 And Harold, find my sister a nice anniversary gift or something like that. 522 00:27:09,594 --> 00:27:12,529 Anniversary gift? Like what? What you think, though? 523 00:27:12,998 --> 00:27:15,193 I don't know. Some flowers, something. 524 00:27:17,068 --> 00:27:19,195 Okay. Okay, I'm gonna try that. 525 00:27:19,671 --> 00:27:21,866 I can't believe I'm taking advice from an 18-year-old. 526 00:27:22,574 --> 00:27:24,633 Hey, hey, I know something about them ladies. You see how I do. 527 00:27:25,443 --> 00:27:26,774 I got two fighting over me right now. 528 00:27:27,579 --> 00:27:28,671 Yes, you do. 529 00:27:29,914 --> 00:27:31,074 Hey, y'all smell that? 530 00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:34,748 That's weed. 531 00:27:37,122 --> 00:27:39,522 Aunt Bam. What are you doing? 532 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:43,452 Yes. 533 00:27:43,928 --> 00:27:47,420 What? I'm hunting wabbits. What the hell y'all think I'm doing? 534 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,157 - Byron? - Yes, ma'am. 535 00:27:50,368 --> 00:27:52,598 I think your baby mama's about to kill your girlfriend. 536 00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:54,600 What? Baby mama? 537 00:27:54,706 --> 00:27:56,264 Yeah. Sounds like she got her in a choke hold. 538 00:27:56,374 --> 00:27:58,001 - All right, Byron, you better get... - No... 539 00:27:58,109 --> 00:28:01,010 - No, no, no, no! - Byron. 540 00:28:02,781 --> 00:28:06,808 Byron, how you gonna disrespect me by having one of your tricks holding my baby? 541 00:28:06,918 --> 00:28:08,351 Listen, we ain't together, okay? 542 00:28:08,453 --> 00:28:09,943 You know what, where my money at, Byron? 543 00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:13,391 Who are you calling a trick, retard? 544 00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:16,794 Byron, you told her about my IQ test scores? 545 00:28:16,895 --> 00:28:19,022 For real? That's how you feel it? 546 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,996 - What are you talking about? - You make me sick. 547 00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:23,692 You so ugly with your yellow self, 548 00:28:23,802 --> 00:28:25,167 and you, start with me. 549 00:28:25,570 --> 00:28:28,437 Go ahead, start with me. Jump, frog, jump. 550 00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:32,708 You know what, Shirley, I know you wanted me to come to this dinner, 551 00:28:32,811 --> 00:28:36,406 but I really can't do this. I can't have my baby around this trash, I got to go. 552 00:28:36,514 --> 00:28:38,641 I really wanted you to stay for dinner. 553 00:28:38,983 --> 00:28:39,972 Mama? 554 00:28:40,085 --> 00:28:43,680 No, Ms. Shirley, no. No, ma'am, no ham, no turkey. Just let me go. 555 00:28:43,788 --> 00:28:46,450 I already had a rough day at work with some crazy old woman 556 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:48,685 that needs to be in jail, for real, though. 557 00:28:48,793 --> 00:28:52,285 Speaking of jail, I hear you're back on the streets, Byron. 558 00:28:52,764 --> 00:28:53,890 - What? - Selling dope. 559 00:28:53,998 --> 00:28:55,295 You know what I'm talking about. 560 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,867 I wish. 561 00:28:56,968 --> 00:28:59,402 Mama, she's lying. 562 00:29:00,472 --> 00:29:02,838 Well, then the whole block is lying, Ms. Shirley. 563 00:29:02,974 --> 00:29:04,100 Don't listen to her, okay? 564 00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:06,706 Look, she just wants you to be mad at me, that's all. 565 00:29:06,845 --> 00:29:08,312 I just wanna know if I can get a dime bag. 566 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:11,007 Oh, God, I got to check on my biscuits, see if my... 567 00:29:11,116 --> 00:29:13,482 Oh, my God, what I got a lie for, Byron? 568 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,348 Stop. Stop. Stop. 569 00:29:17,122 --> 00:29:19,920 Girl... I swear to God! 570 00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:23,988 Keep playing with me. I'll have 5-O on your ass in 2.5 seconds. 571 00:29:24,229 --> 00:29:25,491 I want my money. 572 00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:27,292 How are you gonna give this chick all this money 573 00:29:27,398 --> 00:29:30,765 but you can't even give me $300 for your son? 574 00:29:30,869 --> 00:29:32,496 You're a trifling ass father, Byron. 575 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,299 - Stop. Stop it. - You was a trifling ass father, Byron. 576 00:29:34,405 --> 00:29:36,305 Listen. Hey, hey, hey. 577 00:29:36,407 --> 00:29:38,773 Hey. Shut up! Be quiet! 578 00:29:38,877 --> 00:29:40,640 Listen. 579 00:29:40,745 --> 00:29:43,213 - Shut the hell up. - Please, thank you. 580 00:29:44,048 --> 00:29:45,777 You know I give you money every month. 581 00:29:45,884 --> 00:29:49,479 Oh, my God, I'm so happy that I got this little job at this little burger joint, 582 00:29:49,687 --> 00:29:52,417 because it looks like I'm gonna have to be the man of this relationship, too. 583 00:29:52,524 --> 00:29:56,358 We? Us? We ain't in no relationship. At all. 584 00:29:56,728 --> 00:29:58,320 Never. Ever. 585 00:29:58,429 --> 00:29:59,794 Boy, you know you want all this, 586 00:29:59,898 --> 00:30:01,297 this almondy stuff. 587 00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:04,093 Listen, can I get that dime bag, though? 588 00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:06,061 - Aunt Bam... - Oh, my God. 589 00:30:06,171 --> 00:30:07,934 I gotta get out of here. Let me go. 590 00:30:08,173 --> 00:30:09,902 Come on. Your father don't want you. But it's all right. 591 00:30:10,008 --> 00:30:11,669 We're gonna be all right. Excuse me. 592 00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:14,879 - "Father," with a "V"? - Yeah. 593 00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:18,437 - "Faver," mother... - Watch your mouth. 594 00:30:18,550 --> 00:30:20,347 - Excuse me. - Okay. Keep it walking. 595 00:30:28,092 --> 00:30:30,925 I did the best I could to raise you and you're gonna do this again? 596 00:30:31,129 --> 00:30:33,154 Mama, the girl is lying. 597 00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:36,261 You are gonna go back to jail. 598 00:30:36,534 --> 00:30:38,263 What is wrong with you, boy? 599 00:30:38,369 --> 00:30:41,065 - Ever since your father died... - Look, Mama, she's lying. 600 00:30:42,974 --> 00:30:46,341 Look, if you don't believe me, then I might as well go out here and do it. 601 00:30:46,444 --> 00:30:47,741 That's if you believe her. 602 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,211 Mama, I'm not selling no dope. 603 00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:52,709 Mama, look at me. 604 00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:54,578 I'm not doing nothing. 605 00:30:54,919 --> 00:30:56,045 I wouldn't keep no secrets from you. 606 00:30:58,990 --> 00:31:00,821 Just like you wouldn't keep no secrets from me. 607 00:31:05,597 --> 00:31:06,928 I get it. 608 00:31:09,801 --> 00:31:11,894 You can believe it if you want to. 609 00:31:14,105 --> 00:31:15,436 Renee! 610 00:31:16,007 --> 00:31:17,167 We out. 611 00:31:18,476 --> 00:31:20,535 Shirley, look, look, look. Look, look, look, look. 612 00:31:20,645 --> 00:31:21,771 Quick, look, look, look. 613 00:31:23,081 --> 00:31:26,278 Mother, we're leaving, too. I have to pick up my son from daycare. 614 00:31:26,384 --> 00:31:28,318 Mama wants to have dinner with you. I don't get... 615 00:31:28,419 --> 00:31:30,444 You have dinner with her. 616 00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:33,149 I'm sure there's enough for you and your herd. 617 00:31:33,291 --> 00:31:34,758 Girl, I will stump a mud hole 618 00:31:34,859 --> 00:31:37,089 ...in your skinny, bougie... - A mud... 619 00:31:37,295 --> 00:31:39,490 - Honey... - Don't touch me, Calvin. 620 00:31:44,602 --> 00:31:46,968 I'm sorry, Ms. Shirley. See ya. 621 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:49,339 - Aunt Bam. - All right. 622 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,704 Jiggle, jiggle, pull 'em apart. 623 00:31:54,045 --> 00:31:55,706 You ain't had that happen in a long time, have you? 624 00:31:55,813 --> 00:31:57,337 No, but... Tammy. 625 00:31:58,149 --> 00:31:59,343 Bye, Calvin. 626 00:31:59,450 --> 00:32:01,782 I feel sorry for you that you have to go home with that. 627 00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:04,350 What's a mud hole? What is it? 628 00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:05,816 Aunt Bam, you're too high. 629 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,755 I would love to see that, I tell you. 630 00:32:08,159 --> 00:32:09,888 Harold, H.J., Will, come on. 631 00:32:11,963 --> 00:32:13,487 Well, that went nice. 632 00:32:14,565 --> 00:32:17,159 When am I gonna tell them with them behaving that way? 633 00:32:17,268 --> 00:32:19,930 Shirley, listen, I don't know, we'll figure something out, baby, please. 634 00:32:20,038 --> 00:32:22,529 But I want 'em all together so I can tell 'em. 635 00:32:22,707 --> 00:32:25,699 You're gonna ruin my high, honey. You're gonna ruin it. You're gonna ruin it. 636 00:32:25,810 --> 00:32:27,004 I know you wanna tell 'em. 637 00:32:27,111 --> 00:32:29,579 Hey, y'all, Mama wants y'all... She's gonna tell y'all something. 638 00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:32,149 Bam, you need to stop all that smoking. 639 00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:33,217 You need to smoke something. 640 00:32:34,919 --> 00:32:36,716 We've been arguing... 641 00:32:39,924 --> 00:32:41,255 - Shut the hell up. - All right. 642 00:32:42,327 --> 00:32:45,990 Now wait a second. All right? All right? Okay. All of you be quiet. 643 00:32:46,331 --> 00:32:48,731 Because I can tell the truth right here. 644 00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:51,334 We've got the results right here. 645 00:32:54,505 --> 00:32:55,563 Okay. 646 00:32:57,375 --> 00:32:59,536 In the case of Baby DeShawn, 647 00:33:01,079 --> 00:33:02,546 neither of you are the father. 648 00:33:03,748 --> 00:33:07,479 Lord, I knowed it, I knowed it. I knowed that wasn't the daddy. 649 00:33:07,785 --> 00:33:10,652 Mabel, get your big ass out the way. You know it's fit for television. 650 00:33:10,755 --> 00:33:14,054 That is trifling as hell. How the hell she had all of them men 651 00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:16,592 if she don't even know who the baby daddy is? 652 00:33:16,694 --> 00:33:19,060 Yeah. You know who that remind me of? You. 653 00:33:20,465 --> 00:33:23,161 You know you was a ho back in the day. Yes, indeed. 654 00:33:23,267 --> 00:33:26,759 But you know, look here, that boy, he didn't even know that wasn't his baby. 655 00:33:26,871 --> 00:33:28,532 Been paying child support 18 years. 656 00:33:28,639 --> 00:33:30,766 Giving, two, three, four hundred dollars. 657 00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:33,000 Four hundred dollars he's giving that girl a month. 658 00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:35,778 You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna start a company. 659 00:33:35,947 --> 00:33:39,974 For every baby daddy who has been through some trouble with baby mamas. 660 00:33:40,418 --> 00:33:42,886 I'm gonna call it, "1-800-Choke-That-Ho." 661 00:33:43,287 --> 00:33:46,450 How about 1-800-Choke-That-Ho? 662 00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:48,282 That's a rap song, Mabel. 663 00:33:48,459 --> 00:33:50,290 1-800-Choke-That-Ho. 664 00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:52,052 Joe, shut up. Just shut up. 665 00:33:52,163 --> 00:33:53,289 Mabel! 666 00:33:53,398 --> 00:33:57,698 Mabel! Mabel! Mabel! Mabel! 667 00:33:57,802 --> 00:33:59,633 I'm right here, jackass! 668 00:33:59,737 --> 00:34:02,934 Mabel, I went to the doctor, and they say I'm dying. 669 00:34:03,141 --> 00:34:04,631 Mr. Brown, you are not dying. 670 00:34:04,742 --> 00:34:06,710 You had a colonoscopy and they found a growth 671 00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:08,506 and they wanted to remove it and do a biopsy. 672 00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:11,443 See, they wanna do a biopsy on me. That means I'm dying. 673 00:34:11,749 --> 00:34:12,738 They found a growth? 674 00:34:12,917 --> 00:34:14,111 - Yes. - Yes. 675 00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:16,152 You had to go to the doctor to find that out? 676 00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:18,245 Hell, I'm looking at a growth coming out of your shoes. 677 00:34:21,259 --> 00:34:23,056 That's a good one, Mabel. I see the growth, too. 678 00:34:23,194 --> 00:34:25,594 Y'all laughing, but I think I got the cancer. 679 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:27,129 You are the cancer! 680 00:34:27,632 --> 00:34:29,998 Mabel, can you do something for me, baby? 681 00:34:30,201 --> 00:34:31,759 - Yes. Yes. - Do one thing for me. 682 00:34:31,969 --> 00:34:33,698 Can you just hold me one more time? 683 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:37,298 - Madea! Madea! - I can't see. 684 00:34:37,408 --> 00:34:39,501 Don't get up on me, touching me like that. 685 00:34:39,610 --> 00:34:41,134 You didn't have to do that, Madea. 686 00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:44,009 Mabel, you got big old man hands. 687 00:34:44,348 --> 00:34:46,407 And you don't have a big old man nothing. 688 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:49,178 That's a good one, baby. 689 00:34:49,487 --> 00:34:51,318 You on a roll, girl. You on a roll. 690 00:34:51,689 --> 00:34:53,088 What did the veterinarian say? 691 00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:56,722 That girl said "the vet." She say "the vet." 692 00:34:56,828 --> 00:35:01,060 You is funny. You are the next Lenny Bruce. You funny. You funny. 693 00:35:01,165 --> 00:35:02,189 Madea, that is not funny. 694 00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:04,461 What did the veterinarian say? I'm sorry. Okay. 695 00:35:04,569 --> 00:35:07,663 It's not funny. Y'all laughing, but I think I see the light. 696 00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:09,403 I see the light, too. 697 00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:11,872 Hell, all them colors you got on, you are the light. 698 00:35:12,176 --> 00:35:14,940 Taste the rainbow. You look like a pack of Skittles. 699 00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:17,906 MC Lyte, Crayola light, 700 00:35:18,549 --> 00:35:20,915 Budweiser Light, jackass light. 701 00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:25,045 I know, I know it wasn't good, but I got it. 702 00:35:25,156 --> 00:35:27,852 Madea, Uncle Joe, don't do that. That is not nice. 703 00:35:28,426 --> 00:35:30,223 Just say something nice to him for once. 704 00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:33,820 I will say something nice to him for once. 705 00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:35,826 Something nice to you for once. 706 00:35:35,933 --> 00:35:37,264 Madea! 707 00:35:37,401 --> 00:35:38,800 When I'm gone, they'll appreciate me. 708 00:35:39,103 --> 00:35:41,936 All right, don't even worry about it. You gonna be all right. You gonna be... 709 00:35:42,039 --> 00:35:43,506 - I am? - Yes, Brown. 710 00:35:43,608 --> 00:35:47,704 Lots of people done had to have colonoscopies. 711 00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:49,006 You're supposed to get that done 712 00:35:49,113 --> 00:35:50,410 when you get to be a certain age, anyway. 713 00:35:50,515 --> 00:35:51,504 You're gonna be all right. 714 00:35:51,616 --> 00:35:52,844 It's good to get your rooter checked. 715 00:35:52,950 --> 00:35:55,510 That's all right, Brown. That's all right, Brown. You're gonna be fine. 716 00:35:55,620 --> 00:35:57,485 All dogs go to heaven. 717 00:36:00,124 --> 00:36:02,684 So, I know they have room for silverbacks. 718 00:36:04,195 --> 00:36:05,560 That is so mean, Uncle Joe. 719 00:36:06,430 --> 00:36:07,556 Funny. 720 00:36:07,698 --> 00:36:09,928 - Madea. - He is silverback, too. 721 00:36:10,034 --> 00:36:11,797 He's just... 722 00:36:14,472 --> 00:36:17,873 Hey, y'all. Joe! Madea, Mabel. 723 00:36:17,975 --> 00:36:19,408 Hey, Bam. 724 00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:20,736 Hey, Cora. Hey, Brown. 725 00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:22,274 Hey, Bam. 726 00:36:22,413 --> 00:36:25,177 Bam, did they tell you I'm dying? 727 00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:26,845 That's good to hear. 728 00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:29,182 - What? - Aunt Bam, he said he's dying. 729 00:36:30,154 --> 00:36:31,712 Oh, sorry. 730 00:36:33,491 --> 00:36:34,685 Help me. 731 00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:42,964 What brings you by here, honey? 732 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:44,532 Shirley and her kids. 733 00:36:44,936 --> 00:36:45,994 How's she doing? 734 00:36:46,837 --> 00:36:48,634 Not good. Not good at all. 735 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,907 Help me. Help me. 736 00:36:54,278 --> 00:36:56,269 You need to help her with her kids. 737 00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:58,780 - No, child. No, no, no. - They out of control. 738 00:36:59,116 --> 00:37:01,482 I don't know why folks wanna run to the elders 739 00:37:01,586 --> 00:37:03,110 after their children get out of control, 740 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:06,486 when the elders be telling them all along y'all need to get these children straight. 741 00:37:06,591 --> 00:37:09,458 Now that they're grown and out of control, they want some help from us. 742 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,791 I'm sorry, honey. We have two different styles of raising children. 743 00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:14,762 She like to pray, I like to punch. 744 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:16,730 We can't do that. She's my favorite niece and all, 745 00:37:16,834 --> 00:37:18,734 but no, child, I'm not fittin' to get into that. No. 746 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,264 Help me. 747 00:37:22,173 --> 00:37:24,641 Abort, abort. Evacuate. Abort, evacuate. 748 00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:26,369 - What? - Mabel, she needs your help, honey. 749 00:37:26,510 --> 00:37:29,604 Can't nobody bring a family together like you can. 750 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:33,077 And can't nobody eat a steak like you can. 751 00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:37,547 And can't nobody do me like Jesus. Help me. Help me. 752 00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:41,756 Help me. Help me, please. Somebody. Somebody, anybody... 753 00:37:41,859 --> 00:37:43,622 - Joe, what's wrong with you? - Somebody help me. 754 00:37:44,161 --> 00:37:45,628 What is wrong with you, fool? 755 00:37:45,830 --> 00:37:46,819 Y'all don't hear that? 756 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:48,493 - Hear what? - Hear what? 757 00:37:49,867 --> 00:37:52,267 That's the floor. It's talking. Listen. 758 00:37:53,004 --> 00:37:54,938 Help me. 759 00:37:55,506 --> 00:37:59,237 It's saying that 'cause it got all y'all big asses standing on that floor. 760 00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:04,481 - That's them. - Joe. 761 00:38:05,016 --> 00:38:07,348 It's the truth. Them floor joints is screaming... 762 00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:12,282 - They're screaming like... - Shut the hell up, Joe, shut up. 763 00:38:12,523 --> 00:38:13,888 Don't shake like that, Mabel. 764 00:38:13,991 --> 00:38:16,687 Hell, all that cellulite, and look like you got hail damage 765 00:38:16,794 --> 00:38:18,921 all over your legs when you shake. Don't do that. 766 00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:21,255 These stretch marks is a road map to heaven. 767 00:38:21,365 --> 00:38:25,233 You follow this GPS, it's gonna take you somewhere you ain't never been before. 768 00:38:26,671 --> 00:38:29,572 Your stretch marks about to make me... I got to throw up. 769 00:38:31,342 --> 00:38:32,741 You about to throw up that cancer in your back. 770 00:38:32,843 --> 00:38:34,367 Get it all out, get it all out, let him use you. 771 00:38:34,612 --> 00:38:37,638 Mabel, please. Please help Shirley. 772 00:38:38,716 --> 00:38:40,081 Does Shirley know you're over here? 773 00:38:40,718 --> 00:38:42,618 Well, she'll be fine with it. 774 00:38:43,087 --> 00:38:44,111 She'll be fine with it. 775 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:47,018 Give me all their addresses and I will go by there and try to help them. 776 00:38:47,425 --> 00:38:48,915 Thank you. Yes! 777 00:38:50,494 --> 00:38:52,052 - You ain't gonna hold me... - Just shut the hell up! 778 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:53,425 What the hell's wrong with you, Brown? 779 00:38:53,531 --> 00:38:55,931 Talking about somebody... Don't nobody wanna hold you here. 780 00:38:56,033 --> 00:38:57,933 Your mama didn't even wanna hold you when you was born. 781 00:38:58,035 --> 00:39:00,094 I don't know what the hell you always got something. 782 00:39:00,204 --> 00:39:02,069 You working on my damn nerves. 783 00:39:02,940 --> 00:39:04,134 Heller? 784 00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:07,569 Hold on. Joe, your bookie on the phone. 785 00:39:08,245 --> 00:39:11,214 I'll be damned if I come up in there on that floor. 786 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:13,146 That floor getting ready to cave in. 787 00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:17,084 The termites are saying, "Evacuate, run. Everybody, man your battle stations. 788 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,122 "Get out, get out. It's..." 789 00:39:20,958 --> 00:39:22,084 Come get the phone. 790 00:39:22,326 --> 00:39:25,693 Whoever that is, they're gonna have to call me back, 'cause I ain't stupid. 791 00:39:25,830 --> 00:39:28,128 If I walk up in there, that floor is gonna just go. 792 00:39:28,265 --> 00:39:30,631 'Cause I'm the feather that will break the camel's back, 793 00:39:30,735 --> 00:39:31,929 'cause y'all killing that camel. 794 00:39:33,104 --> 00:39:34,696 All them joints is about to snap. 795 00:39:34,805 --> 00:39:37,740 The termites getting ready to run from out of here, they're saying, 796 00:39:37,842 --> 00:39:40,208 "Evacuate! Abort! Abort!" 797 00:39:41,512 --> 00:39:43,844 The termites screaming, "Abort, abort! 798 00:39:44,248 --> 00:39:46,580 "Because these fat asses are gonna fall through the roof." 799 00:39:47,518 --> 00:39:48,985 - What? - Shut up, fool. Shut up. 800 00:39:49,820 --> 00:39:50,912 Shut up. 801 00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:55,991 How's it looking, Doctor? 802 00:39:59,630 --> 00:40:00,654 I'm sorry. 803 00:40:01,832 --> 00:40:03,197 No need to be sorry. 804 00:40:03,968 --> 00:40:05,128 Is there anything I can do? 805 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:08,061 How long do I have? 806 00:40:09,106 --> 00:40:11,165 Four, maybe six weeks. 807 00:40:11,275 --> 00:40:14,176 And if we continue with the chemo, maybe longer. 808 00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:19,481 Well, thank God for the days I have had. 809 00:40:21,018 --> 00:40:23,885 You're the most amazing patient I've ever had, Ms. Shirley. 810 00:40:23,988 --> 00:40:27,583 Always smiling. Always seeing the bright side. 811 00:40:28,058 --> 00:40:31,027 Well, living for God is the bright side. 812 00:40:31,695 --> 00:40:35,028 And, Doctor, God bless you for all your help. 813 00:40:36,467 --> 00:40:39,834 I brought you these brownies. Bam loves these. 814 00:40:42,106 --> 00:40:43,095 Thank you. 815 00:40:43,207 --> 00:40:44,697 And don't be so sad. 816 00:40:45,176 --> 00:40:46,734 I'm going to be fine. 817 00:40:47,912 --> 00:40:49,812 Calvin, I asked you to watch him. 818 00:40:50,314 --> 00:40:53,249 C.J., why would you drop that when I told you not to? 819 00:40:53,350 --> 00:40:55,045 Don't do that again, okay? 820 00:40:55,152 --> 00:40:58,144 No more. Play with this. Here. 821 00:40:58,255 --> 00:41:01,224 C.J., are you okay? Are you okay? You gonna be all right. 822 00:41:01,325 --> 00:41:03,589 Don't baby him while I'm talking to him. He needs to learn. 823 00:41:03,694 --> 00:41:06,162 To learn what? He's 18 months, Kimberly. 824 00:41:06,263 --> 00:41:09,596 - I hate it when you do that, Calvin, I hate it. - He's a baby. 825 00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:11,600 And he's gonna end up just like Tammy's kids. 826 00:41:11,702 --> 00:41:13,670 - No, he's not. - Yes, he is. 827 00:41:15,039 --> 00:41:18,167 You show me no respect, do you know that? None. 828 00:41:19,643 --> 00:41:22,237 Babe, listen, I do show you respect. 829 00:41:22,346 --> 00:41:25,941 But you're wrong and you shouldn't be yelling at him like that. 830 00:41:26,050 --> 00:41:27,847 Like the way you yell at your family. 831 00:41:28,085 --> 00:41:29,416 I mean, what is up with that? 832 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,351 What's going on with you and your sister? 833 00:41:31,455 --> 00:41:32,547 I don't wanna talk about her. 834 00:41:32,857 --> 00:41:35,724 No, no. Something goes on every time you're around your family. 835 00:41:36,126 --> 00:41:37,115 Drop it. 836 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:39,963 I'm getting really tired of this, Kimberly. Really tired. 837 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:41,889 Well, that makes two of us. 838 00:41:42,032 --> 00:41:43,795 I think we need to see a marriage counselor. 839 00:41:44,101 --> 00:41:45,728 I'm not going to any counselor. 840 00:41:46,136 --> 00:41:47,603 So you're not interested in trying to fix this. 841 00:41:47,872 --> 00:41:49,499 Fix what? Tell me, what's broken? 842 00:41:54,378 --> 00:41:58,109 Well, I guess if you don't know, then we don't need to see one. 843 00:42:04,221 --> 00:42:06,155 Who left these dishes in the sink? 844 00:42:06,257 --> 00:42:07,224 H.J. 845 00:42:07,324 --> 00:42:09,087 No, I didn't. Daddy left them. 846 00:42:09,894 --> 00:42:12,226 Oh, you wait until he gets home. 847 00:42:12,796 --> 00:42:15,162 You're gonna get it for lying on Daddy. 848 00:42:15,266 --> 00:42:16,528 You better shut up. 849 00:42:16,734 --> 00:42:18,167 I'm not a maid, you know. 850 00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:19,566 You look like one. 851 00:42:21,505 --> 00:42:24,065 Come wash these plates, H.J., and I'm not playing. 852 00:42:24,174 --> 00:42:26,904 I don't feel like washing them plates. Tammy, leave me alone. 853 00:42:27,211 --> 00:42:30,180 - Boy, I could hurt you sometimes. - Blah, blah, blah. 854 00:42:30,347 --> 00:42:31,814 Daddy's right. You nag too much. 855 00:42:32,016 --> 00:42:33,449 - He said that? - Yeah. 856 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:36,520 He said you don't cook right, it be burnt all the time. 857 00:42:43,193 --> 00:42:45,423 - Hey, man. - What's up, punk-ass? 858 00:42:45,529 --> 00:42:47,827 Did you bring me something home? 859 00:42:48,632 --> 00:42:50,862 - Did you do your homework? - No, fool. 860 00:42:51,602 --> 00:42:53,934 Then I didn't bring you nothing home. 861 00:42:54,705 --> 00:42:56,366 - Where's your mom? - In her skin. 862 00:42:56,473 --> 00:42:58,065 When you jump out, she jump in. 863 00:42:59,176 --> 00:43:01,144 - Move! You shut it. - Damn. 864 00:43:02,947 --> 00:43:05,438 Tammy, it's our anniversary, baby. 865 00:43:06,984 --> 00:43:08,281 Good God. 866 00:43:10,054 --> 00:43:11,544 Happy anniversary, baby. 867 00:43:12,056 --> 00:43:15,116 You think I want some flowers you just picked up on the side of the road? 868 00:43:15,225 --> 00:43:18,524 Ain't no thought put into that, Harold. "Happy anniversary." 869 00:43:18,629 --> 00:43:20,688 Why would I wanna spend an anniversary with you? 870 00:43:20,798 --> 00:43:22,857 There's nothing happy about the years we've been together. 871 00:43:23,734 --> 00:43:25,065 Tammy, I'm trying. 872 00:43:25,169 --> 00:43:26,693 Yeah, I'm trying, too. 873 00:43:26,804 --> 00:43:28,431 I'm trying to get the hell away from you. 874 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,673 And why'd you leave those dishes in the sink there before you left? 875 00:43:33,210 --> 00:43:34,677 What? I didn't leave no plates. 876 00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:37,372 And you told our sons that I nag too much? 877 00:43:38,182 --> 00:43:40,047 - Tammy. - Shut up, I'm talking. 878 00:43:40,484 --> 00:43:42,349 - But, I... - I don't know why in the hell 879 00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:46,116 after I go to work all day I got to come home and clean up after you. 880 00:43:46,490 --> 00:43:48,424 Tammy, you need to have these boys help you clean up around here. 881 00:43:48,525 --> 00:43:50,152 Didn't I tell you I was talking? 882 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:53,722 Okay? What is wrong with you? 883 00:43:54,398 --> 00:43:55,558 Am I allowed to answer that? 884 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:57,633 That is a question, Harold. 885 00:43:59,937 --> 00:44:02,701 Never mind. Just leave me the hell alone. 886 00:44:04,108 --> 00:44:05,541 Will you at least take the flowers? 887 00:44:10,414 --> 00:44:13,577 - Oh, my God, it just cut me. - Let me see. 888 00:44:13,684 --> 00:44:17,450 See? See? See? See? That's what it is. That's what it is. 889 00:44:18,288 --> 00:44:19,482 What did I do to you? 890 00:44:19,790 --> 00:44:21,951 Don't start all that whining. 891 00:44:22,226 --> 00:44:24,456 Look, I just want us to spend some time together. 892 00:44:24,561 --> 00:44:26,222 No, I'm going to bed. 893 00:44:26,797 --> 00:44:28,697 Keep your stuff in your pants. Good night. 894 00:44:29,133 --> 00:44:31,260 I don't wanna hear your voice. 895 00:44:32,202 --> 00:44:33,499 Shut up. 896 00:44:35,939 --> 00:44:37,099 Tammy... 897 00:44:40,210 --> 00:44:42,041 Happy anniversary, Tammy. 898 00:44:42,946 --> 00:44:45,813 Boy, open the door. People looking out their windows. 899 00:44:46,750 --> 00:44:47,739 "Be quiet." 900 00:44:47,851 --> 00:44:49,614 You always trying to tell me to be quiet. 901 00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:50,846 I swear, you're getting on my nerves with that. 902 00:44:50,954 --> 00:44:53,115 What? Are you serious? 903 00:44:53,223 --> 00:44:54,247 You really have me sneaking 904 00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:55,791 ...through your mother's house again. - Stop! Stop! Stop! 905 00:44:55,893 --> 00:44:57,861 I don't like this. Let my hand go. 906 00:44:57,995 --> 00:44:59,223 - Girl... - What? 907 00:44:59,329 --> 00:45:00,819 You better hush your mouth. 908 00:45:00,931 --> 00:45:02,831 Take me to a hotel with your cheap ass. 909 00:45:02,933 --> 00:45:04,491 - I ain't got no money for no hotel. - Of course you don't. 910 00:45:04,601 --> 00:45:06,125 You don't have money for a hotel, to buy me shoes 911 00:45:06,236 --> 00:45:07,294 ...or anything else for that matter. - Be quiet! 912 00:45:07,404 --> 00:45:08,803 - You're getting on my damn nerves. - Stop it. 913 00:45:08,906 --> 00:45:10,305 Why you got to... Pain in the ass. 914 00:45:10,407 --> 00:45:11,374 Shut up. 915 00:45:12,743 --> 00:45:14,904 - It stinks in here. - Be quiet. 916 00:45:15,612 --> 00:45:17,307 Look, do you love me? 917 00:45:17,414 --> 00:45:18,847 Yes, I guess. 918 00:45:19,116 --> 00:45:21,050 All right then. Stick with me. 919 00:45:21,251 --> 00:45:23,981 You work at a warehouse. What am I supposed to do with that? 920 00:45:24,221 --> 00:45:26,155 I don't know. How about you get a job? 921 00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:30,326 If I got to get a J-A-B, you ain't getting N-U-N. 922 00:45:30,594 --> 00:45:32,289 Yes, you heard me. 923 00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:33,488 See, when I first met you, 924 00:45:33,597 --> 00:45:35,030 I told you that I needed to be kept. 925 00:45:35,265 --> 00:45:36,459 You're not keeping me. 926 00:45:36,767 --> 00:45:39,998 - Look, Renee. - What? It's just one drop. I don't get it. 927 00:45:40,370 --> 00:45:42,930 No. The answer's no. 928 00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:45,868 - Okay. - Yeah. 929 00:45:48,212 --> 00:45:50,976 Look, how about you be quiet before you wake my mama up. 930 00:45:51,081 --> 00:45:52,571 You're so worried about me waking your mama up, 931 00:45:52,683 --> 00:45:54,878 look like the police are about to. 932 00:45:54,985 --> 00:45:55,952 What? 933 00:46:00,190 --> 00:46:01,157 Damn! 934 00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:03,924 Oh, this is so ghetto. 935 00:46:09,032 --> 00:46:10,761 - Byron Watkins? - Yeah. 936 00:46:11,135 --> 00:46:13,262 Put your hands behind your back. We have a warrant for your arrest. 937 00:46:13,370 --> 00:46:15,395 - For what? - What is he getting arrested for? 938 00:46:15,506 --> 00:46:16,598 - What is going on? - What did I do? 939 00:46:16,707 --> 00:46:18,641 - Come with us, sir. - Mama, I didn't do nothing, okay? 940 00:46:18,742 --> 00:46:21,643 - Ma'am, please, step back inside the house. - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 941 00:46:21,745 --> 00:46:23,178 Officers, wait a minute. 942 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,511 - He don't even sell drugs no more. - Oh, hush up about all them drugs. 943 00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:28,581 What are you doing here? 944 00:46:44,067 --> 00:46:46,331 Hi. I've been calling you. 945 00:46:47,871 --> 00:46:51,068 Mother, what are you doing here this late? How did you get here? 946 00:46:51,175 --> 00:46:52,506 On the bus. 947 00:46:53,677 --> 00:46:54,871 The bus? 948 00:46:55,412 --> 00:46:57,141 Mama, there are no buses in this neighborhood. 949 00:46:57,381 --> 00:47:01,078 Well, I rode it as close as I could get, then I walked the rest of the way. 950 00:47:02,052 --> 00:47:03,076 What's going on? 951 00:47:03,620 --> 00:47:05,918 - Byron was arrested. - Again? 952 00:47:07,324 --> 00:47:09,451 Yes, and I need bail money for him. 953 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,892 No. Mama, I'm not giving you any money. 954 00:47:11,995 --> 00:47:15,487 If Byron wants to walk around here selling dope, I can't stop him. 955 00:47:15,599 --> 00:47:17,294 He was not selling dope. 956 00:47:17,534 --> 00:47:18,626 Then what was he arrested for? 957 00:47:18,735 --> 00:47:20,498 I don't know, but it wasn't that. 958 00:47:20,971 --> 00:47:22,063 How do you know, Mama? 959 00:47:23,273 --> 00:47:26,401 I looked into his eyes. A mother knows. 960 00:47:28,445 --> 00:47:30,072 A mother knows. 961 00:47:31,448 --> 00:47:34,906 Mama, I'm sorry, but I'm not giving you any money. 962 00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:38,113 Just use my house, then, as collateral. 963 00:47:39,056 --> 00:47:40,455 It's already paid for. 964 00:47:40,724 --> 00:47:42,692 Yes, it is, but I just paid it off again. 965 00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:44,889 Do you remember all the debt from the second mortgage 966 00:47:45,028 --> 00:47:46,552 and getting him the lawyer the last time? 967 00:47:47,130 --> 00:47:49,496 - He is not lying. - He was before. 968 00:47:49,733 --> 00:47:51,928 - Ms. Shirley. - Go back to bed, Calvin. 969 00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:54,265 Ms. Shirley, come on inside. What are you doing outside? 970 00:47:55,005 --> 00:47:56,996 - I was just... - Money. 971 00:47:57,474 --> 00:48:00,307 Byron got arrested and she wants money. 972 00:48:00,911 --> 00:48:02,970 I'm sorry. How did you get here? 973 00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:05,371 On the bus. Can you help... 974 00:48:05,482 --> 00:48:07,848 Look, Mama, I told you I'm not giving you any money. 975 00:48:07,951 --> 00:48:10,112 - Kimberly. - Stay out of this, Calvin. 976 00:48:12,155 --> 00:48:14,885 Let me put some clothes on. We'll go down there and bail him out. 977 00:48:14,992 --> 00:48:15,959 Oh, really, with what? 978 00:48:17,294 --> 00:48:20,786 Gosh, you are just going to disrespect me and my wishes again? 979 00:48:20,964 --> 00:48:22,056 That's your mother, girl. 980 00:48:22,466 --> 00:48:24,661 What are you going to do, let her walk home? 981 00:48:25,168 --> 00:48:29,628 Well, she did find a way to get here. I'm sure she can find her way back. 982 00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:33,767 You are something else. 983 00:48:36,346 --> 00:48:38,473 I don't know why she treats me that way. 984 00:48:38,849 --> 00:48:39,873 I'm sorry, Ms. Shirley. 985 00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:45,885 All I've ever tried to do was love her, you know. 986 00:48:46,223 --> 00:48:49,215 Oh, it's okay. Don't cry, don't cry. It's okay. 987 00:48:49,693 --> 00:48:51,456 I'm just tired, Calvin. 988 00:48:54,097 --> 00:48:55,792 I'm just so tired. 989 00:48:57,834 --> 00:48:59,802 - Cora, I don't wanna go. - Mr. Brown... 990 00:48:59,903 --> 00:49:01,393 Cora, you can't make me go, no way. 991 00:49:01,505 --> 00:49:05,066 All right, Mr. Brown, listen, we're going to make you as comfortable as we can. 992 00:49:05,208 --> 00:49:07,608 Cora, you don't have to let him do this to me. 993 00:49:07,711 --> 00:49:08,837 You're gonna be all right, Mr. Brown. 994 00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:09,913 I ain't gonna be all right. 995 00:49:10,013 --> 00:49:11,640 You go in there and they tell you it's gonna be all right, 996 00:49:11,748 --> 00:49:13,409 ...you wake up dead. - Oh, no... 997 00:49:13,517 --> 00:49:14,745 Y'all kill people in here. 998 00:49:14,851 --> 00:49:16,478 Have anybody ever died in here? 999 00:49:17,254 --> 00:49:20,485 - Exactly. Cora, don't do this to me, please! - Calm down, Mr. Brown. 1000 00:49:20,590 --> 00:49:23,388 - Cora, tell Madea... Tell Madea I love her. - I will. 1001 00:49:23,493 --> 00:49:27,054 - Okay, Cora, tell Madea I'm gonna miss her. - All right, Mr. Brown. 1002 00:49:27,164 --> 00:49:29,098 - Please, Cora, pray for your daddy. - I will, Mr. Brown. 1003 00:49:29,199 --> 00:49:30,894 - Pray for your daddy. - I'm praying for you now. 1004 00:49:31,001 --> 00:49:33,299 - Don't let him do... Pray for your daddy. - I'm praying for you. 1005 00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:35,495 Pray for your dad 1006 00:49:35,605 --> 00:49:36,572 I'm praying. 1007 00:49:36,673 --> 00:49:38,800 Pray for your daddy 1008 00:49:38,909 --> 00:49:41,207 - Cora, pray. Sing it. - I'm praying. 1009 00:49:41,311 --> 00:49:42,835 Pray for your daddy 1010 00:49:43,747 --> 00:49:46,147 Bam, this is what I don't understand. When did you start going to church? 1011 00:49:46,249 --> 00:49:47,648 Look, I had to go to church. 1012 00:49:47,751 --> 00:49:49,685 Bam, back in the day we used to share the dime. 1013 00:49:49,786 --> 00:49:53,449 We used to steal, kill, rob and stab and now you run to the church house. 1014 00:49:53,724 --> 00:49:54,986 Yes, I had to. 1015 00:49:55,092 --> 00:49:56,821 Child, I ran up in that church house... 1016 00:49:56,927 --> 00:49:57,894 Stop that lying. 1017 00:49:57,995 --> 00:50:00,395 What? I ain't even told you the whole story yet. 1018 00:50:00,497 --> 00:50:01,794 You done told three lies 1019 00:50:01,898 --> 00:50:05,299 just that quick, talking about "I ran up." You're lying. 1020 00:50:05,402 --> 00:50:07,165 You ain't run up nowhere. 1021 00:50:07,304 --> 00:50:09,568 Look, everybody need run up in here from this house. 1022 00:50:09,673 --> 00:50:12,767 These people, they're just a mess up in here. It's just awful. 1023 00:50:12,876 --> 00:50:14,741 I got about $200 I can let y'all borrow. 1024 00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,779 About $200, I'll go down there and put it on his book 1025 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,110 or give y'all for bail, but you can't get it till the 1st. 1026 00:50:19,649 --> 00:50:20,638 Can't get it till the 1st? 1027 00:50:20,751 --> 00:50:21,718 Got to get it on the 1st. 1028 00:50:21,885 --> 00:50:23,944 Well, we need it today, but it's okay. It's all right. 1029 00:50:24,054 --> 00:50:25,749 We'll take what we can get, hon. 1030 00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:28,950 But I was just hoping that Kimberly would just give it all to her. 1031 00:50:29,126 --> 00:50:30,718 That thing's still mean as hell, ain't she? 1032 00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:33,360 Mean as a junkyard dog. 1033 00:50:33,897 --> 00:50:37,060 And listen, Tammy's boys are out of control. Way out of control. 1034 00:50:37,434 --> 00:50:39,527 - Really? - Just misbehaving. 1035 00:50:39,636 --> 00:50:41,035 - Just awful. - I need to meet them. 1036 00:50:41,605 --> 00:50:42,936 Byron's baby mama. 1037 00:50:43,740 --> 00:50:47,733 She's just ghetto. Real ghetto. And then her voice just drives you crazy. 1038 00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:52,478 I don't know why she be doing all that whining and carrying on. 1039 00:50:52,582 --> 00:50:54,049 She's just crazy. 1040 00:50:54,284 --> 00:50:57,378 I told Shirley, I said, "Let me talk to them children," long, long time ago. 1041 00:50:57,487 --> 00:50:59,421 She saying, "No, I'm just gonna pray for them." 1042 00:50:59,523 --> 00:51:01,218 The Bible say, "Faith without work is dead." 1043 00:51:01,324 --> 00:51:03,224 You got to do more than just pray for them children, don't you? 1044 00:51:03,326 --> 00:51:04,759 - You do. - You got to knock the hell out of them. 1045 00:51:04,861 --> 00:51:06,351 - That's what you got to do. - The Christians... 1046 00:51:06,496 --> 00:51:07,485 The Christians need to know that. 1047 00:51:07,597 --> 00:51:09,656 That's right. From the top, from the top. 1048 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,698 - Ding, there's the Lord. - Yes. Yes. 1049 00:51:13,904 --> 00:51:16,464 - Hey, Shirley. What is you doing, girl? - Hey, Madea. 1050 00:51:16,573 --> 00:51:19,007 - Get on here and sit down. - What are you doing here? 1051 00:51:19,109 --> 00:51:21,737 - How you been? - Oh, fair to middling. 1052 00:51:22,112 --> 00:51:24,171 Fair to middling. 1053 00:51:24,281 --> 00:51:25,771 Bam told you, didn't she? 1054 00:51:26,183 --> 00:51:29,516 She got you $200 that she's gonna bring by on the 1st. Is it 1st? 1055 00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:30,743 On the 1st. On the 1st. 1056 00:51:30,854 --> 00:51:32,446 - On the 1st? - 'Cause I won't have it till the 1st. 1057 00:51:32,722 --> 00:51:34,087 But what did Kimberly say? 1058 00:51:37,394 --> 00:51:38,952 Well, did she give you some money for him? 1059 00:51:39,162 --> 00:51:42,825 No. She won't even let me borrow on my own house. 1060 00:51:43,767 --> 00:51:44,825 Well, I called Harold and Tammy. 1061 00:51:45,502 --> 00:51:47,868 - They ain't got money. - You're right. They ain't got money. 81037