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[theme song playing]
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-♪ We're tiny ♪
-♪ We're toony ♪
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♪ We're learning to be looney ♪
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♪ And we'll be famous sooney
At the college of our dreams ♪
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♪ We got our admissions ♪
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♪ Important for tuitions ♪
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♪ Fulfilling our ambitions
With our faculty esteemed ♪
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♪ At Acme Looniversity
We'll earn our toon degree ♪
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♪ The teaching staff's
Been getting laughs ♪
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♪ Since 1933 ♪
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-♪ We're classmates ♪
-♪ And roommates ♪
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♪ We paid
The out-of-state bills ♪
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♪ Let's grab the books and go
Class is about to start ♪
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♪ They're furry
They're funny ♪
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♪ We're Babs and Buster Bunny
Their comedy is funny ♪
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♪ And their friendship's
Guaranteed ♪
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♪ Hamton is worried
And Sweetie's a tough birdie ♪
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♪ And if you're lucky
Plucky is the perfect... ♪
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Frenemy!
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♪ So here's where
The greatest toons ♪
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♪ All got their humble start ♪
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♪ There's quite
A lot of history ♪
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♪ For teaching looney arts ♪
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♪ We're tiny, we're toony
We can't wait to be looney ♪
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♪ Ring the bell
Let's all come in And join the fun ♪
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[bell rings]
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♪ And now class has begun ♪
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-[Hamton] It's okay, my child.
-[Sweetie] Oh...
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Continue.
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And I never used
that toilet again.
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That's my terrible secret.
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I won't tell a soul.
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[both grunt]
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Now say cheese!
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-[camera shutter clicking]
-Don't forget to smize.
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[both exclaiming]
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[both giggling]
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How come everyone on campus
is comfortable telling you their deepest darkest secrets?
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Oh!
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Ever since I was a p-p-piglet,
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everyone's felt
very comfortable telling me confidential things.
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Have you ever
let a secret slip?
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Nope! They go right in
the vault and don't come out.
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[monitor beeping]
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[zipper unzips]
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[automated voice]
Lock activated.
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I got an email from
the mentorship program!
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You're getting paired up
with an Acme star
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who's gonna teach you
how to toon, one-on-one!
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-Oh, no!
I'm too nervous to read it. -Hmm.
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"Congrats,
Buster Fillmore Bunny."
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[laughs] Fillmore?
Now that's a secret worth keeping.
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"You'll find out
who your mentor is on the first day."
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-Ooh.
-It's gotta be Bugs!
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Buster Bunny being monitored
by Bugs Bunny? It's a dream come true!
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I don't need a mentor.
I'm already a towering paragon
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of duckness
and tooning perfection.
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Congratulations, Buster.
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I can see the headline now.
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"Buster Bunny awarded
mentorship at Acme Loo."
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This is definitely going into
the Bunny family scrapbook.
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Buster's Acme history
begins on this page.
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Great, so all I need
is a school newspaper. Clip, clip, clip.
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Glue, glue, glue...
And boom, bunny!
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Hmm.
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[pondering]
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There it is!
Bada-bing, bada-- Ah!
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[snarls]
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Excuse me?
I'm in the middle of making risotto.
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-Huh?
-But this box is for newspapers.
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Well, it's my condo now.
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And if you have
a problem with that, you can go talk to the HOA.
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[snarls]
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Oh, Taz!
Where's the school newspaper?
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[grumbling]
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The paper was shut down
'cause of budget problems?
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Mm-hmm. [grumbles]
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You lost your job writing
political cartoons?
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[Sweetie chuckles]
I get it.
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[grumbles]
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This is a scrapbook emergency!
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-[Sweetie groans]
-The school needs a paper.
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How else can students
share their successes?
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And more importantly,
paste those successes into a book with cute stickers?
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We have to do something
about this, Sweetie!
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Sweetie?
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Bring back the paper
or we bring the chaos!
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Or we could go talk
to the budget office.
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Oh, start small. I like it!
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I'm about to learn everything
about how to be a Toon from Bugs Bunny himself!
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Heya there, kid. Excited for
your new mentorship?
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[gasps]
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More than anything!
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Great!
Introducing your new mentor...
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Merlin the Magic Mouse!
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Ha-cha!
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Who?
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You know,
Merlin the Magic Mouse!
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Ha-zah!
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[coughs]
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My pal Merlin and I came up
in the Catskills together.
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He's gonna teach you
a thing or six about tooning.
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Indeed, it is I,
Merlin the Magic Mouse!
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You've probably seen me
at the Hocus Hoboken,
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New Jersey's number one
magic and mystery club.
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Uh...
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No offense, but I don't know
who you are.
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Then there's lots to learn!
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Today, you get to have
exclusive entry into the forbidden world of magic!
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Atascadero escondido!
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A coin. Neat.
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Um, would you excuse me
for a minute?
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Whoa, dinner's on me, Merlin.
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Ha-ha!
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[Porky] How can I help y-y...
What can I do for you?
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I'd like to fill out
the necessary forms to restart the school paper.
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B-b-bad news,
there's n-n-no money to start it back up.
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What?
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We had a t-t-tough decision
to make.
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Keep our school paper
or buy g-g-grand pianos.
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I suppose the only way
to have a school newspaper
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is for the students
to p-p-pay for it.
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So I'd have to find the money?
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Precise-precise...
Uh-huh.
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No, Babs!
It's your life savings!
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Well, without a paper,
there's no memories for the scrapbook.
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If the paper's a success,
I'll make my money back.
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Forgive me, Oinky!
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[piggy bank squeaks]
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[straining]
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We've done so much
in just a few hours.
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Hired reporters,
reopened the newsroom,
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kicked out the wild bears
living in the newsroom.
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Good luck figuring out
the printer without me.
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You can't even download
the drivers anymore.
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What are you working on, Fifi?
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I'm writing about how
Dizzy used a toothbrush for the first time in weeks.
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Shirley?
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I'm writing about how
Furball's about to enter
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a lunar cycle
for creative manifestation.
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And you, Plucky?
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Coach Leghorn
uses an alarm clock
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instead of waking up
with the sun
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like a rooster should.
What a huge juicy scandal!
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"Cock-a-Doodle Don't"?
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-[Sweetie laughs]
-We can't publish this.
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I started this paper
to raise toons up, not tear them down.
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To celebrate the lives
of the student body.
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To document
important moments in print.
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This headline
doesn't belong here, Plucky. It's too mean.
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And catchy! These stories
will rake in the readers.
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The whole school
will be talking!
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"I Tawt I Taw... Nothing"?
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Tweety Bird's blind
without contact lenses?
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We can't print any of these.
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Yeah? Well, maybe you can
print this one.
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"Babs Bunny Bungles
School Paper."
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Plucky, come on!
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You just lost your most
sizzling writer.
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I will take my writing talents
where they are appreciated...
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My own newspaper!
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Which I am starting right now!
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[laughing]
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-"Cock-a-Doodle Don't."
-[Babs grumbles]
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Totally rude.
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Oh, hey, Doc.
How's the mentorship going?
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Merlin seems... nice.
But I think we might be a bad fit.
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Is that so?
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I'm here at Acme Loo to learn
from the best! Like you, Bugs.
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Kid, look. I don't mentor.
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Between rabbit season
and ski season, I am booked.
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Maybe you should give Merlin
a chance.
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He's been your mentor for what?
Five minutes?
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[sighs] You're right.
I guess I was disappointed,
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but everyone
has lessons to teach.
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I'll apologize to Merlin.
Let me go find him.
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Why? He's already here.
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What? Merlin?
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How did you do that?
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Time to teach you some
real magic.
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[Plucky] Uh... Oh...
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So you gotta think
of something. Come on, come on, come on.
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What's wrong?
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Oh, I started a rival paper
to ruin Babs'.
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Sounds not surprising,
and awful.
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Exactly. But I need lots
of gossip, and I only have three stories.
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Buddy, pal, friendo,
why not share a couple
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of those secrets
of yours with me for my paper?
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No way!
I don't listen and tell.
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[yawns]
I'm g-g-gonna take a nap.
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I hope my quiet sleeping
doesn't interrupt your very loud typing.
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[muttering]
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Oh, I sure do love lollipops.
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Oh, great. I'll never get
any work done
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with all this sleep talking.
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Fifi the skunk is French...
Canadian.
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Fifi the skunk is French...
Canadian.
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Dizzy can only spin
counter-clockwise.
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[Hamton snoring]
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[laughs mischievously]
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Hamton's a sleep squealer.
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Marvin the Martian
is actually from Detroit.
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Dare I betray a sleeping friend
to sell my tabloids?
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[laughs maniacally]
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Part of tooning is mastering
the art of illusion.
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That can be as simple
as pulling a coin out of an ear
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or even more surprising,
you could...
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Hmm?
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Merlin? [sobbing] No!
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He's been cursed by some
sort of cardboard Medusa!
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Boopsie.
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How did you--
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Illusion, my boy! Here,
let me explain a bit more.
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G sharp.
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[soft music playing]
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♪ What are you seeing?
Did your head have A contusion? ♪
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♪ No, your brain
It isn't fleeing ♪
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♪ It's just an illusion ♪
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♪ Is that a doorway
Or a painting? ♪
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♪ What caused this confusion? ♪
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♪ No need to start fainting
It's just an illusion ♪
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♪ Illusions!
Dear sweet dandy delusions ♪
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[both] ♪ Presto, chango
It's magic for two ♪
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♪ I can't stop my effusion
For those magic infusions ♪
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♪ It's a foregone conclusion ♪
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♪ Illusions! ♪
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This is the beginning
of a beautiful mentorship, Buster the Bamboozler.
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Buster the Bamboozler,
I like the sound of it.
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Our first edition of
the Looniversity Gazette!
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[both straining]
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Uh...
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Do you think we made
the right choice to be so... thorough?
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The students are gonna love
reading about all the cool things happening on campus.
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Boring, boring, boring.
You crushed my solar panels for a snooze-fest!
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Snooze-fest?
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Mm-hmm.
Short for snooze festival.
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Short for
absolute total failure.
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Oh, don't listen to him.
Our customers are the students, and they...
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...couldn't care less.
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I don't understand.
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[sighs]
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Maybe a 30-page story
about Furball finally learning how to put on a duvet cover
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was too much.
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[toons exclaiming]
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[all murmuring]
246
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,226
Meep-meep.
247
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:52,689
The Toon Tattler.
Catchy title.
248
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,400
If you like
immediately tantalizing and engaging things.
249
00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:56,401
I don't.
250
00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:00,238
[Babs]
"Senior Editor Plucky"?
251
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:03,324
"Fifi the false Francophile
from Canada?"
252
00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:06,995
But Montreal is the Paris
of North America! [sobbing]
253
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:08,288
[toons chattering]
254
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,124
[toon] What's this?
255
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:12,667
[groans]
256
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:15,837
If you can't stand the stink,
then don't print the ink, baby.
257
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,841
Wow, everyone's really into
Plucky's barrel-scraping gossip rag.
258
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:23,511
I don't get it. We haven't even
sold one Looniversity Gazette.
259
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,096
Don't students wanna see
260
00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:27,515
all their awesome
accomplishments in the newspaper?
261
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:28,600
[sighs]
262
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,226
I'll never earn my money back.
263
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,021
Listen, Bun, a good paper
is lean and mean.
264
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,315
Like me on Fire Island in July.
265
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:39,069
-What are you saying?
-Oh... This one doesn't understand sass.
266
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:43,323
People wanna read about
the big stuff, not puff pieces on student flossing habits.
267
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,997
Wow! Looking good, Buster.
268
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:54,209
[giggles]
269
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:57,962
Don't tell anyone this,
but at first I thought my mentorship was a total joke.
270
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,090
But Merlin really proved
me wrong!
271
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,967
Atascadero escondido!
272
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,513
[sneezes]
273
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:09,766
Hmm. I thought I heard Buster's
annoying voice. Ah, well.
274
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:14,187
Congrats on the Toon Tattler.
Everyone's tattling about it.
275
00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:17,816
Yeah, of course they are.
It's the paper with the catchiest headlines
276
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,859
and the handsomest editor.
277
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:23,446
When I read the paper,
it was like I had already heard the stories before.
278
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,989
Isn't that strange?
279
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,325
Yes, very strange. Now I must
get to work on tomorrow's paper
280
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,411
[lullaby playing]
281
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:31,663
Mm.
282
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,581
[hissing]
283
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:36,835
Mm...
284
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,504
Is that lavender?
285
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,172
[yawns]
286
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,097
[snoring]
287
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,641
Buster thought his mentorship
was a total joke.
288
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:54,269
Oh!
289
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:57,272
A tantalizing hit piece
on Buster? Don't mind if I do.
290
00:14:57,355 --> 00:15:02,152
Now everyone will know
he's not the sweet, simple rabbit he appears to be.
291
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,112
So what do we do now?
292
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:07,240
I thought everyone
was gonna love the story about Lil' Beeper's new bangs.
293
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,576
-It had so many ups and downs.
-[Babs grunts]
294
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:13,038
I hate do admit it,
but that salty racoon is right.
295
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:16,541
We need a big story that'll get
all the student's attention.
296
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:20,211
One that's not mean,
but informative and exciting!
297
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:23,048
The only question is,
what is that story?
298
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:25,508
The nerve of that duck!
299
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:29,262
"Buster's magic mentor a bust"?
300
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:33,433
"Bunny finds Merlin the Mouse
is too cheesy." Is this true?
301
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:36,227
Okay, yeah,
I wasn't excited at first.
302
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:38,605
But Plucky left out the part
where I changed my mind.
303
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,857
And I'm leaning so much
from Merlin.
304
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,068
Plus, I have like 87 coins now.
305
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:47,197
"Toilet Troubles:
Sweetie Bird mistakes bird bath for something else."
306
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,450
I told Hamton that in
confidence in the photobooth.
307
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,202
[growling]
308
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:57,082
Wait a minute, Buster.
Who did you confide in about your mentorship?
309
00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,501
Hamton, and only Hamton.
310
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:02,253
He'd never spill a secret
and hurt a friend.
311
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,880
Hmm.
312
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,217
Then that means
something fishy's going on with the piggy.
313
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,095
Let's start by investigating
at the boys' dorm.
314
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,763
To the Stink Hut!
315
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,765
That's what you call our dorm?
316
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:19,104
You don't notice the smell?
It's like, uh... old shoe stuffed with sea food.
317
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,981
Ew. Okay,
I will deal with that later.
318
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:28,738
[feedback squealing]
319
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,532
[slurping]
320
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:38,623
Ah.
321
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,084
[slurping]
322
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,592
Plucky's the most selfish
toon we know.
323
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:54,681
If he's doing something
nice for Hamton, there's gotta be something in it for him.
324
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:55,849
[snoring]
325
00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:58,476
Bugs Bunny prefers parsnips.
326
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,103
Oh-ho-ho!
327
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:04,065
Keep the secrets coming,
you sweet sleeping secret-spilling swine!
328
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:06,776
[both] Hamton tells secrets
in his sleep
329
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,069
and Plucky's using them
to write the stories
330
00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:10,821
-in his paper?
-Brain sync!
331
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:12,741
[Buster]
Plucky's in trouble now!
332
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,992
Oops, sorry.
333
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:17,537
Oops, sorry. Still learning.
334
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,329
[all groaning]
335
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,623
A-ha-ha!
336
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,000
[both exclaim]
337
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:27,339
It's time to introduce Plucky
to Buster the Bamboozler!
338
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,094
[laughing] That's good!
339
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:35,347
-[knock at door]
-Huh?
340
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,517
[laughs nervously]
341
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:42,687
What brings you two
distinguished authority figures to my dorm... unannounced?
342
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,690
Accolades for bringing news
to Acme again?
343
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:50,528
We are here to expel
Hamton J. Pig!
344
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:52,572
What? Why?
345
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,532
[Plucky sputters]
346
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:58,119
For selling students' secrets,
you snitching varmint.
347
00:17:58,203 --> 00:17:59,537
Oh...
348
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:02,624
This must be some kind
of misunderstanding.
349
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:06,628
Nope. Al them stories
in that paper of yours are secrets
350
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:09,506
that were told to Hamton
in condiments.
351
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,840
Confidence.
352
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:14,302
Such poor character won't be
tolerated at Acme Loo.
353
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:17,222
Sam, escort Hamton off campus.
354
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:23,019
[sobbing] B-b-but I would
never tell someone's secrets. Honest.
355
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,146
Prove it.
356
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,857
I can't!
357
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:30,068
Then pack it up, pig.
358
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,653
[sputters]
359
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,205
Wait!
360
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,416
Hamton didn't sell
anyone's secrets.
361
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:50,296
Then how exactly
did his secrets end up in your paper?
362
00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:52,424
Hamton accidently tells secrets
in his sleep.
363
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:56,136
And I put those secrets
in the Toon Tattler for my own personal gain.
364
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,888
And I enjoyed it!
365
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,765
[Granny] A-ha!
366
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,017
[Plucky on tape]
And I put those secrets in the Toon Tattler
367
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,768
for my own personal gain.
368
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,186
Got him!
369
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:06,855
Hamton, let me explain.
370
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:08,815
Oh, I'm not Hamton.
371
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:11,735
Buster?
372
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:15,280
That's Buster the Bamboozler
to you, buddy!
373
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:17,907
Atascadero escondido!
374
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,117
A-ha!
375
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,119
Ooh, I like this look.
376
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:26,833
[scoffs] What in Pluto's
planetary persuasion is going on?
377
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:30,462
We figured out you were
stealing Hamton's secrets.
378
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,172
And now we have proof.
379
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:36,634
The real Hamton's been hiding
in the closet this whole time.
380
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,471
I found some old shrimp
in a shoe.
381
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:42,807
How could you, Plucky?
382
00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:46,394
My desire to be the best
got the better of me.
383
00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:50,857
But I'm already bored
with this apology. The more important question is,
384
00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:52,692
Buster, when did you learn
how to do that?
385
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:55,987
Let's just say
a little mouse mentor taught me.
386
00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:57,572
My job here is done.
387
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:02,243
Until next time,
Buster the Bamboozler.
388
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,703
Calabasas, Pasadena!
389
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:07,624
[coughs]
390
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,002
[chuckles nervously]
391
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:14,339
Friends, uh... We don't have to
tell anyone about this, do we?
392
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,884
We all know how seriously you
take people's secrets, Plucky.
393
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:22,305
You wanted to be
the talk of the town, and now you will be.
394
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:23,515
Say cheese!
395
00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:26,184
[camera shutter clicks]
396
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:31,439
Keep writing stories
like this, sis, and I smell a Peacockbody Award.
397
00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:34,067
The paper is a success.
398
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:38,029
We can share
all the amazing news of the students of Acme.
399
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:41,282
And I can keep the Bunny
family scrapbook going.
400
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,329
Plus, you've made
all your money back!
401
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:47,872
[gasps] Oinky!
402
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:52,544
[toons jeering]
403
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:57,549
Turns out some press
is bad press.
404
00:20:57,632 --> 00:21:00,301
Yeah, but if there's one thing
I've learned about running a newspaper for three days,
405
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:03,847
it's that you've gotta have
quality content and grab the reader.
406
00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:06,516
[toons booing]
407
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:10,020
Hey, Plucky.
408
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,396
[exclaims]
409
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,857
What is it? Jealous
of all my free tomatoes?
410
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,776
We could use a little help
in the headline writing department.
411
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,279
Not to mention layout.
And photography.
412
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:20,780
I wasn't...
[clears throat]
413
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:24,242
Come back and work for
the Looniversity Gazette.
414
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:25,744
As the editor?
415
00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:28,121
No, as a writer.
416
00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:30,623
It would be your pleasure.
417
00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:32,584
[sighs]
I'm already regretting this.
418
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:34,085
[Plucky grunts, groans]
419
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,343
T-t-that's all, folks!
420
00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:43,428
A-ha!
421
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,930
Atascadero escondido!
422
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,394
[theme music playing]
423
00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:55,994
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