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Happy 40th, Douglas.
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Oh, wow. Hey.
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Here we go.
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"Welcome to stereo."
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It's marvelous.
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You hear a bowling ball
rolling in one speaker
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and the pins falling
down in the other.
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I think we've found our
new make-out album.
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Ok, this one's from Danny.
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Ok.
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Yeah, I couldn't figure
out what to get you.
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Then I walked by lazy Eddie's.
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The grasper?
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Yeah. You use it
to pick up stuff.
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And the first part of my
body has been replaced.
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Oh!
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Yeah, that's great.
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Reaching was the only
cardio he had left.
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Oh, you can just put those
in the sink. Thanks.
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Ok.
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So has Doug been freaking
out about turning 40?
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No. He's doing fine.
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Oh. My husband Matt
totally went to pieces.
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Really?
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Yeah. It was rough for a while,
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but it ended up being just the
kick in the pants he needed.
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He got back into shape. He
started his own business.
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Oh. And he's taking me
to Paris next month.
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Huh.
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Hey, uh, do you have
any marshmallows?
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Doug wants to see if he can
catch 'em with the grasper.
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Upper right cabinet. Ok.
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But don't use 'em all, 'cause
that's how I give him his Lipitor.
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Hey, Deac, uh,
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Doug's taking 40 in stride, huh?
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Oh, yeah.
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'Cause I know some guys this
age, they start freaking out.
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They start wondering,
"am I happy where I am?
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"Is this all there is?" Why
isn't he freaking out?
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I don't know.
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'Cause, I mean, he should be.
Shouldn't he?
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He can't be happy with
where he is in his life.
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Going to work in short pants and
lugging around packages to people.
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Uh-huh. You know I
do the same thing.
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Yes.
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But you are not 40.
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I turn 39 next month.
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Really? Yeah.
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Well, you look super.
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Thanks. Maybe he does
have some stuff going on.
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It's probably just all
bottled up inside.
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Deep inside.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, Happy Birthday, baby.
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Thanks.
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Mmm!
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Oh! You don't know what
you're getting yourself into.
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I just had a handful
of these sexy pills
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that Spence gave me.
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And, uh-whoa. It's kicking in.
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That's cute, baby. That's cute.
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So are things all good?
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Yeah. Why?
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Well, just that it
is the big 4-0.
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And I know a lot of guys
when they get this age,
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they start having some regrets.
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What about?
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Oh, about, uh... you know,
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your life,
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your job, things you
wish you'd done.
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Actually, now that you say it,
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I kind of wish I
called in sick today.
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Come on. I'm trying
to talk to you here.
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You're really worried
about me, aren't you?
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Yes. So if there's anything you
wanna talk about or work on,
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I am here for you.
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Carrie, I am happy. I don't
have a single regret.
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I mean, I've accomplished
more in my life
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than I'd ever thought possible.
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Well...
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Good.
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Morning.
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Hey. I was thinking about
what you said last night.
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"Is there anything I
wish I had done?"
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And I thought of something.
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Really? What is it?
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I wanna ride goliath.
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What's that?
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It's this huge roller
coaster at thrill Mountain.
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When it first opened up, my
dad and I, we went there,
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and we waited on line for
like 2 and a half hours.
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When I finally got to the
front, I don't know what ha-
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I just got scared and I ran off.
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I can't do it.
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Oh, for Pete's sake, this 10-year-old
kid's going on a third time.
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I'll be in captain
Jack's fish yard.
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Not a day goes by
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that I don't regret my decision
to get out of that line.
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That's a lot to live with, hon.
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Yeah. So I'm thinking Saturday.
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Yeah. Saturday. I
got to go to work.
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Wait a second. You got a little lint.
Little lint.
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Ok, stop it.
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It's mine now.
Hey, it's grasper!
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Yeah. Ok. Good.
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Come on. I need that
for the drive-through.
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I wanted to tell you
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you should probably give
Carrie a little extra space
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these next couple of days.
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What are you talking about?
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I was talking to her at
your birthday yesterday,
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and I think she kind of wishes
you wanted more out of life,
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because you haven't
amounted to very much.
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She... she wants me to
have a midlife crisis?
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Pretty much. You ready to go?
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She's just trying to get
me to improve myself
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to get a better life for her.
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She's unbelievable.
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Actually, she kind
of got me thinking.
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I'm gonna apply for that I.P.S.
Management program.
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Why don't you do it with me?
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Why don't you sack up and
fight the power, Nancy?
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All I'm saying is this
thing ain't going away.
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I'll deal with it, believe me.
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She wants a crisis, I'll whip something up.
Shut the door.
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Doug, what are you doing?
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Nothing. Go back to sleep.
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Ok.
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H- h-hate myself!
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Are you ok?
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Yeah. I'm great.
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I'm 40 years old and what have
I done in my life really?
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Where am I going with my life?
What am I doing?
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What are you talking about? You
said you were ok with being 40.
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Yeah. The nile ain't just
a river in Spain, Carrie.
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I just...
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I thought a lot about what
you said the other night.
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I don't know.
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What is this?
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I was making a list of
my accomplishments.
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Oh, well, there's something on here.
Let's see what it says.
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"Get butterfingers."
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That was... That was for me.
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Oh, baby, come on.
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My... my God, you're soaked.
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Great. Now I'm a failure and I
can't control my sweat glands.
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You are not a failure, ok?
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You are a very
smart, talented guy
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who could do anything
he puts his mind to.
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Do you really believe that?
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Yes.
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Well, all I wanna do is just...
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I wanna give you a better life.
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And I want a better life.
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I wanna buy you a bigger house.
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I wanna take you around the world and
give you the best of everything.
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Yes, honey! Ok!
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You know what?
Starting right now.
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Oh, my God. What
are you gonna do?
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I'm quitting my job.
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Wha-what? You're
quitting your job?
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If I'm gonna make it to the top,
I can't think like a donkey.
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I need time to plan my course.
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Ok. How much time?
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6 months, a year.
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You cannot put a
clock on greatness.
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How much a Lasik surgeon
pull down, you think?
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Ok, you know what?
Let's slow down here.
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You don't believe in me then.
You don't.
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I do. I do. I'm just
thinking out loud.
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It's just that now I think...
You know what?
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Our life is great
just the way it is.
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So you want me not
to quit my job
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and everything just stay
the same the way it is
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and not change the Major
parts of my life.
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No. Not right now.
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What-whatever my baby wants.
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$42 to get in.
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I remember when you could ride
the roller coaster for 10 cents,
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and it'd take you
anywhere in the city.
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Arthur, I think
that's the subway.
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What happened to Carrie?
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Oh, she's over there
getting a cobra tattoo.
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Thought it'd be hot.
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How'd you get her to do that?
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I just threatened to cry
and become a carpenter.
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Wow. You're really milking this
whole midlife crisis thing, huh?
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Now I'm happy.
She's happy.
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Listen. By the way,
if it comes up,
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I threw Carrie a little bone.
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I told her O'Boyle was recommending
me for that boss school.
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The management training program.
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Whatever. Point is, Tuesday
nights from 7:00 to 9:00,
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I'm not at the movies.
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Huh?
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Hey.
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This thing does come off, right?
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I hope not, 'cause I
couldn't want you more.
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All right, so what's the plan?
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Well, Danny and I are gonna
hit the haunted castle.
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Yeah. Scared chicks are
very approachable.
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And I'm taking Major
to the kids zone.
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Oh, ok. So we'll just
meet back here at 2:00.
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All right? Sounds good.
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Wait a minute.
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Who's gonna take my dad?
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I don't need a caretaker.
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Just point me in the direction
of the bearded lady,
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and I'll be on my way.
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Dad, I don't want you
off on your own.
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Maybe we should just
take him with us.
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He can't get on the
roller coaster.
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He's got bladder issues, and
he unlatches the safety bar.
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Deac.
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Oh, well, we're going on the
merry-go-round. I'm sure Arthur-
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I love the merry-go-round.
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Well, great. Have fun, and don't
let him have any chocolate.
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Ok? Bye.
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Come on, Major. Did you know, as a
young man, I worked as a carny?
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One day, I had to hold a man's
severed leg for five hours.
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Come on.
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Buddy, settle down.
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Why is the line so long?
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Get used to it. Life
is one long line.
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Except at the end of it, there
ain't no merry-go-round.
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Do you mind, Arthur?
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Look, partner, why don't we get
on something that's not so long?
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Like the hall of nutrition.
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No. I wanna go on the horses.
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What would you say if I told you
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I could get the three of us
to the front of this line
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and every other
line in this park?
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Hmm?
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What are you looking at?
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You don't like seeing a
man in a wheelchair?
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Then don't send me to Korea.
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You're welcome for your freedom.
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Right this way, sir.
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Great call on the bird show.
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They said that's where
all the chicks would be.
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Yeah. Real chicks in a nest.
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Ok. Now we know.
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Hi. Can I have a cherry ice?
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Oh, hello, miss.
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How Berry nice to see you.
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Ah. God, this all looks so good.
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You know what? Surprise me.
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But, um, nothing with peanuts,
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or my head will blow
up bigger than yours.
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I think the, uh, ice cream
cone kind of digs me.
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What?
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Yeah. You see the way
she touched my arm?
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00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:57,276
There's a definite
vibe between us.
254
00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:00,011
You're gettin' a vibe from
a giant ice cream cone?
255
00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:02,047
Shh, shh. Here she comes.
256
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,817
Oh!
257
00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:07,636
Choco crunch. How did you
know that was my favorite?
258
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:18,613
Well, thank you very much.
259
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,067
Welcome to goliath,
260
00:13:39,135 --> 00:13:42,904
145 seconds of
white-knuckle fury.
261
00:13:42,972 --> 00:13:47,342
Please secure all
sunglasses, cell phones
262
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,711
and cameras.
263
00:13:49,778 --> 00:13:51,179
Enjoy the ride.
264
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:56,050
You know, I thought I'd be
nervous when I saw it again.
265
00:13:56,119 --> 00:13:58,553
But I guess when
you're 25 years old,
266
00:13:58,621 --> 00:14:00,222
the whole world looks bigger.
267
00:14:00,289 --> 00:14:02,957
That's right, baby.
268
00:14:04,460 --> 00:14:06,961
Hey, if it isn't the Heffernans.
269
00:14:07,029 --> 00:14:07,980
Hi, Mr. O'Boyle.
270
00:14:08,131 --> 00:14:09,798
What are you doing here?
271
00:14:09,865 --> 00:14:11,850
Well, I heard you and
Palmer talking about it,
272
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,852
so I figured I'd bring the boys.
273
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,354
You remember sanji, Patrick, Jr.
274
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:18,473
A couple of lady-killers
you got there, huh?
275
00:14:18,541 --> 00:14:20,158
They do all right.
276
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:21,626
Anyway, I'm glad
we bumped into you
277
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:24,529
because I wanna say thank
you for recommending Doug.
278
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,364
He won't let you down.
279
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:27,482
Recommended for what?
280
00:14:27,549 --> 00:14:28,650
Whoa. We're moving.
The line's moving.
281
00:14:28,717 --> 00:14:29,768
Here we go. Keep it up.
282
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:33,304
Let's go, folks. Keep it rollin'.
I'll see you on Monday.
283
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:34,690
Arthur, come on, man.
284
00:14:34,757 --> 00:14:36,658
I don't know why you couldn't
have come in here yourself.
285
00:14:36,726 --> 00:14:37,826
Because if anyone
sees me walking,
286
00:14:37,893 --> 00:14:39,328
we'll be thrown out on our ears.
287
00:14:39,395 --> 00:14:43,198
Fine. Just go ahead so we
can hit the log flume.
288
00:14:43,265 --> 00:14:44,833
Oh.
289
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:49,721
Bacon is in the pan.
290
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:50,956
How you doing, sir?
291
00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:54,942
Fine, except for the fact my
legs are utterly useless.
292
00:14:55,010 --> 00:14:58,713
I heard what you said before about
being a veteran. And thank you.
293
00:14:58,781 --> 00:15:02,467
Well, coming from a fellow man
in uniform, that means a lot.
294
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,991
Ok, you're gonna have
to carry me in there.
295
00:15:09,058 --> 00:15:11,860
What? I'm not doing that.
Just wait for him to leave.
296
00:15:11,928 --> 00:15:14,179
That's not an option.
297
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,216
Son...
298
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:18,951
Look away.
299
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,273
So let's head over
to the kids zone.
300
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:28,543
Maybe we could pick
up some single moms.
301
00:15:28,611 --> 00:15:30,712
Are you even listening to me?
302
00:15:30,779 --> 00:15:32,247
I'm-I'm-I'm sorry.
303
00:15:32,315 --> 00:15:34,616
I just... I can't stop
thinking about her.
304
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:36,351
Who? The ice cream cone?
305
00:15:36,419 --> 00:15:38,136
Aw, man. You got to let that go.
306
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:40,355
You're starting to
creep me out here.
307
00:15:40,423 --> 00:15:41,539
I know this sounds crazy,
308
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:44,009
but I think she may be the one.
309
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:47,295
You know what else she might be?
A dude.
310
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,614
Oh, please. I think I know
the feel of a man's touch,
311
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,950
and this definitely wasn't it.
312
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:54,236
Ok. Even if it is a girl,
313
00:15:54,303 --> 00:15:57,072
you got to figure they don't
put the hot ones in a mask.
314
00:15:57,139 --> 00:15:59,741
None of that matters now.
We had a connection.
315
00:15:59,808 --> 00:16:02,710
I'm not gonna let that slip
through my fingers. I'm not.
316
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:07,649
Look, I know this is
gonna sound crazy,
317
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,935
but from the moment I met you,
318
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:12,737
I just feel like-
319
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,407
wait. You're not her.
You're chocolate.
320
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,677
Where's the strawberry cone?
321
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,311
Where is she?
322
00:16:46,624 --> 00:16:47,624
Welcome to Goliath,
323
00:16:47,691 --> 00:16:49,926
145 seconds of
white-knuckle fury.
324
00:16:49,994 --> 00:16:53,295
Please secure all cameras,
sunglasses, and cell phones.
325
00:16:53,363 --> 00:16:54,497
Enjoy the ride.
326
00:16:54,564 --> 00:16:56,933
I'll secure my camera
down his throat.
327
00:16:58,735 --> 00:17:00,136
Hey, you know what?
328
00:17:00,203 --> 00:17:02,138
Why don't we just go out
and do something else?
329
00:17:02,205 --> 00:17:04,140
What? We've been in
line for like 2 hours.
330
00:17:04,207 --> 00:17:06,208
Come on, baby. We got to
conquer this fear. Ok?
331
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,377
Even getting this far
is a big step for me.
332
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:11,447
Hey, let's go see how big I
look in the house of mirrors.
333
00:17:11,515 --> 00:17:14,617
Hey, it's you guys again, huh?
334
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:17,353
What were you thanking
me about before?
335
00:17:17,420 --> 00:17:19,222
Oh. Um, I was thanking you
336
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,640
for getting Doug into
that management program.
337
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,424
What?
338
00:17:22,526 --> 00:17:23,859
The line's moving again.
339
00:17:23,927 --> 00:17:25,661
Whoa. I'm sorry. She's all right.
She's tough.
340
00:17:25,729 --> 00:17:27,063
Lady, keep moving.
341
00:17:27,131 --> 00:17:28,797
What is going on?
342
00:17:28,865 --> 00:17:31,467
I never signed up for the
management program, ok?
343
00:17:31,535 --> 00:17:33,769
And you know why?
'Cause I like my life.
344
00:17:33,837 --> 00:17:35,020
What about your crisis?
345
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:36,388
There was no crisis, ok?
346
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,825
Deacon told me what you said,
so I faked the whole thing.
347
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:42,061
You faked it? I
can't believe you.
348
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:44,464
I can't believe you that you
can't be happy that I'm happy.
349
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,349
And why can't you want
more for yourself?
350
00:17:46,417 --> 00:17:48,117
What more could I want, Carrie?
351
00:17:48,184 --> 00:17:50,786
I have a job that I like. I'm in love
with a woman that I'm married to.
352
00:17:50,854 --> 00:17:52,287
Oh, shut up.
353
00:17:52,355 --> 00:17:54,707
I can't believe I got this
stupid snake on my arm.
354
00:17:54,775 --> 00:17:56,975
Excuse me. There's a gap.
355
00:17:57,043 --> 00:18:00,229
Yeah. Excuse me. Who's gonna
fill the gap in my life, ok?
356
00:18:00,297 --> 00:18:03,149
Step forward, please.
357
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:06,386
All right, let's just ride this
stupid thing and get home.
358
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,456
What? Let's go.
359
00:18:11,775 --> 00:18:12,958
I can't.
360
00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:15,060
Oh, you can't.
Another fake crisis?
361
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:18,464
No, it's not a fake cris-I...
I can't do it.
362
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:22,034
Ok, Doug, you listen to
me and listen to me good.
363
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,003
I've given up my dreams
of a better life
364
00:18:24,071 --> 00:18:28,341
because it turns out your only dream was
to ride this stupid roller coaster.
365
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,576
So you're gonna get
your butt in that car
366
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,744
because I am coming out
of here with something.
367
00:18:44,074 --> 00:18:46,425
Let's go. What are you doing?
368
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:49,661
You're doing this alone, babe.
Good luck.
369
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,343
Hello.
370
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,911
Honey, in case I don't make it,
371
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,413
I just want you to
know I hate you.
372
00:19:08,382 --> 00:19:12,051
Aah!
373
00:19:20,561 --> 00:19:22,829
Wait. Stop. They're
selling fudge over there.
374
00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,831
Arthur, you've already
had like a pound of it.
375
00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:26,899
I wasn't supposed to give you
chocolate in the first place.
376
00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:30,336
Unless you wanna wait 45 minutes
to ride the bumper boats,
377
00:19:30,404 --> 00:19:32,338
I suggest you give
me what I want.
378
00:19:32,406 --> 00:19:35,074
No, Arthur. I've already
spent $100 on you.
379
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:37,626
Cost of keeping a disabled
war veteran happy, $100.
380
00:19:37,694 --> 00:19:40,446
Getting your son to the front
of every line, priceless.
381
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:41,998
Now, fudge me up!
382
00:19:42,066 --> 00:19:44,567
You know what?
383
00:19:44,634 --> 00:19:46,702
I'm through driving miss Daisy.
384
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,387
Oh, really?
385
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:52,191
Perhaps I should show that
park employee over there...
386
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,059
A miracle?
387
00:19:54,127 --> 00:19:55,928
Ohh.
388
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,130
I'm calling your bluff, old man.
389
00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,281
I'll do it.
390
00:19:59,349 --> 00:20:00,883
You got a good thing going here.
391
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,819
Me wheeling you around,
everyone fawning all over you.
392
00:20:03,887 --> 00:20:06,855
You're gonna blow all that
for a lousy piece of fudge?
393
00:20:09,977 --> 00:20:11,710
Shame on you!
394
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:17,399
So should we hit wet and wild?
395
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,735
Give me that sombrero.
396
00:20:22,756 --> 00:20:24,690
So the thing is...
397
00:20:24,758 --> 00:20:26,726
I'm working in the subway now,
398
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:29,462
but I'd really like
to be a writer.
399
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,997
I think I have a novel in me.
400
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,733
I... God.
401
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,269
I'm sorry. I'm just rambling.
402
00:20:40,474 --> 00:20:42,174
God, you're beautiful.
403
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:48,113
Would it be ok if...
if I kissed you?
404
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,388
No, don't.
405
00:21:05,648 --> 00:21:08,433
So, uh, what time
do you get off?
406
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,552
I was thinking maybe we can
go hit the beer garden
407
00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:12,688
over there in fantasy forest.
408
00:21:13,890 --> 00:21:15,958
That sounds great.
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