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Hey, honey. You ready?
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Yep.
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Do me a favor. Take my license.
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What for?
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In case we want to get a beer
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and I have to show my I.D.
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Did they raise the
drinking age to 36
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and not tell me?
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Just do it.
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And, oh... My lipstick.
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Can't you keep this
stuff in your purse?
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It's a concert in the park.
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I don't want to carry a purse.
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I don't want to sit
on the wet grass
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listening to an
Abba tribute band,
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but we all have our problems.
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Can you just, please, thank you.
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Oh, and my hair spray.
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And gum.
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I'm probably going to
need this other lipstick.
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And my brush.
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And an umbrella
in case it rains.
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I'm good, I'm good. All right.
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Let's go!
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Ok.
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Oh, guy. I'm trying to whip
up a batch of mojitos,
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but I'll need 30
sprigs of fresh mint.
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Oh, sprigs of mint?
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Out in the garden,
next to my artichokes.
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When you ask someone to be a
bartender for your party,
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the least you could do
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is give them the
proper supplies.
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I didn't ask you
to be bartender.
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You know what-I can't
work like this!
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Happy anniversary.
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Thanks.
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11 years. That is awesome!
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Oh, yeah.
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Easy, Lou. I'm one pizza
pocket away from blastoff.
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I'm going to check on my mojito.
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Oh, ok.
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So, um... Where's Arthur?
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Oh, we caught a break.
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One of his old
army buddies died,
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so he's gone for the week.
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Oh.
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What's the matter?
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Well, he borrowed $70 from me,
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and he said he'll
pay me back today.
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Lou, Lou, Lou, that money.
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She's gone.
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Forgot to put out the
vegetable platter.
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Oh, good save,
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'cause it ain't a party until
we get some broccoli chunks.
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Think everybody's having fun?
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Yeah...
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Come here for a second.
Hon, look.
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What?
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At our wedding we had
about 125 guests.
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11 years later, we have 6.
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Might want to pull your
attitude back a little.
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Hey, you knew what you were
getting into when you married me.
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And I'll tell you
something else, ok?
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That Carla Ferrigno's
rubbing me the wrong way.
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Oh, can I have
everyone's attention?
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Look, it's been a great night,
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and I think I speak for
everyone when we say
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Doug, Carrie,
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we love you guys.
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Oh, thank you.
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And because we do,
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Deacon and I decided to get
you a little something.
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No, we said no gifts!
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Hey, that was you.
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If anybody's interested,
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I'm registered at the jerky hut.
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For our anniversary,
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you guys got us those
incredible jazz statues, so...
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We hope you like it.
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I told you we should have
gotten them something.
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It said no gifts on the invite.
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I know what it said. Why
do I listen to you?
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Can we not do this here?
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Hey...
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That's us.
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Yeah.
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It's beautiful.
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What do you think, Carrie?
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What do I think?
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I think... wow!
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We found this great
artist in soho
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who can take any photograph
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and make an oil
painting out of it.
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That's terrific.
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We were going to get
you Omaha steaks,
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but we figured you
eat that, it's gone,
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but the painting,
that's forever.
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Actually, I heard red meat
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stays in your colon for years.
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Again, happy anniversary.
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And again, you shouldn't have.
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Would you just let it go?
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We were in Williams-sonoma,
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I had a panini grill in my hand,
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and you wouldn't let
me buy it for them.
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For the last time,
they said no gifts.
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Deacon and Kelly were the only
ones that got them anything.
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Yes, yes. Because they
know how to play the game,
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and that's why they're Doug
and Carrie's go-to couple.
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Go-to couple?
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That's the couple you call first
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when you want to go to a movie
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or on a cruise.
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There's no reason
that can't be us.
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Except we're not a couple.
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You do know that, right?
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Of course I know that.
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I'm just saying there are weekends
when we don't have dates.
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It would be nice to do things
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with Doug and Carrie.
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Shouldn't we put effort
into getting girlfriends?
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Have you heard one
word I've said?
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Ok, now we know.
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Lou drinks a little Tequila,
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he starts lifting
people over his head.
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Maybe that's the way big
boys blow off steam.
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I hope Spence is all right.
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That ceiling fan was on high.
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Some surprise, huh?
From Deacon and Kelly.
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Yeah. They're great,
great people.
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Yeah.
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Where do you want to put it?
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How about the staten
island landfill?
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Carrie, they're our friends.
We got to put it somewhere.
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Are you kidding me?
Look at this.
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I got one tiny arm
and one huge arm.
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I think it's just the angle.
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Look at my hands!
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That's a chicken foot and
that's a catcher's mitt!
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Look at me. Look at my forehead.
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I want to spray-paint
graffiti on it.
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And what's with
the beaver teeth?
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Look at those choppers.
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At least I can see where
they got that from.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Nothing. Your teeth are perfect.
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Anyway, the point is,
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we just got to figure out
what to do with this thing.
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What we're going to do-
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we'll put a nail in the
wall and hang the picture.
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How about this-
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we hang it when we know Deacon
and Kelly are coming over?
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Deacon's here every day.
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The man's obsessed with me.
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Then just stick it in the closet
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and if anybody asks,
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we just haven't found the
right place to hang it yet.
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Fine. And you know what?
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You didn't hate my teeth so much
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when I had to strip
that speaker wire.
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What's up, family?
You ready to go?
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Just finishing up.
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So, where'd you
put the painting?
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Uh, look at this-
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says one bowl has 100 percent
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of your daily requirement
of riboflavin.
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I had three bowls.
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So I'm good for the weekend.
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That's good, that's good.
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Where'd you put the painting?
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Oh, the-oh, yeah-
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here's the thing.
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Carrie and I-the picture's
just so special to us-
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we're looking for
the perfect place
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to hang it.
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She's got her favorites,
I got my favorites.
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So, we're just kind of debating
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and going through the process.
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That's basically what it is,
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until you find a perfect spot.
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Problem solved. I know
the perfect spot.
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Ok, a little bit
more to the right.
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Hey!
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Hey, car. We got it up!
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You sure did!
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What's going on?
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It got away from me.
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Left. A little more to the left.
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Ow!
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Hey, Deac, babe, you
didn't have to do that.
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We were going to hire-
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hey, hey, hey, that is not
how the Palmers roll.
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That's not how they roll.
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Doug had a great idea
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to put one of those
art lights over it.
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Did he? Great idea, Doug!
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Same spot.
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What's going on?
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Deacon came by and put
the art light up.
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He said that's how they roll.
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Are you crying?
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No.
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What's the matter?
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Doug, I can't live
with this painting.
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I am willing to lose them
as friends over this.
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Forget about the
stupid painting.
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Doug, I can't. I see
it in my sleep.
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When I got to the kitchen,
the eyes follow me!
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So, poke them out with
your giant fingers.
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Come on, I'm being serious!
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Stop joking!
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Come on, Carrie.
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I know the painting's horrible,
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but, you know,
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you'll get used to it.
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No, I won't!
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Just like that purple
vase that my mom got.
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You hated that thing.
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I still hate it.
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But you don't think
about it anymore.
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It just blends in with
all our other crap.
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Oh, my God! This arm is bigger.
I'm a freak!
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Would you stop it?
Your arms are perfect.
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They are?
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Yes. Come on.
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It was our anniversary,
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and I didn't even give
you my present yet.
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Ooh, what'd you get me?
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It's upstairs... In the bedroom.
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Oh, yeah. You know what?
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I have a gift for you,
too, that's upstairs.
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Come here, baby.
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Actually, I got to go to
the garage for a second.
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Yeah, take your time, baby.
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Ok, what's the big secret
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that you couldn't tell
us over the phone?
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Should I, or do you want to?
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Either way. I could.
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Hey, Chip and Dale. Spit it out.
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Uh, we've decided what
we want to give you guys
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for your anniversary.
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Your chef, mol, will
prepare a veritable feast
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in the comfort of your own home,
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while you maitre d'-
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Danny-
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will make sure your every
need is attended to.
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We're going to pass.
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But thank you.
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Oh, funny.
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You didn't have any problem
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taking Deacon and Kelly's gift.
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You like them better than us.
Just admit it.
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All righty.
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I told you this was lame.
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It's not lame! Listen, guys,
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you got to let us
get you something.
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Something that will top
Deacon and Kelly's gift.
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Why don't you push
us down some stairs?
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What?
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You don't like the painting?
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We hate that thing.
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That's too bad!
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You want to get us something.
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I've got the perfect gift.
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Will you hurry up?
266
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:56,849
Should have robbed this
house 45 minutes ago.
267
00:11:56,916 --> 00:12:00,052
I had to get my allergy shot.
268
00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:02,287
We're not stealing a cat!
269
00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,358
All right, so, how do
you want to do this?
270
00:12:06,425 --> 00:12:07,760
You steal, I ransack?
271
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:10,329
I really had my heart
set on ransacking.
272
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,514
Fine, you ransack, I'll steal.
273
00:12:12,582 --> 00:12:14,833
Wait, wait. Carrie gave
us a list of Doug's stuff
274
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,201
she wants us to take.
275
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,607
Gray sweatpants,
torn in the back.
276
00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:24,610
Everything in his
underwear drawer.
277
00:12:24,678 --> 00:12:27,045
And his Mr. French fry machine.
All right. Fine.
278
00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:28,781
Ok, cool.
279
00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:30,916
What are you doing?
They know it's us.
280
00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:32,251
I want to set the mood.
281
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:33,636
How does wearing a ski mask-
282
00:12:33,703 --> 00:12:35,554
I want to wear the mask!
283
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,490
I'm wearing the mask!
284
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,359
Ok.
285
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,778
Look, I'm sorry, all right?
286
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:45,280
It's... it's just my process.
287
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:46,248
All right, fine.
288
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:51,871
Great, they're back! What?
289
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,439
Just hurry up.
Take the painting!
290
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:55,774
Hurry!
291
00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:57,159
It's stuck!
292
00:12:57,227 --> 00:12:59,644
We're never going to
be their go-to couple!
293
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:02,164
Wait, wait, wait!
294
00:13:02,231 --> 00:13:03,249
Mr. French fry machine.
295
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,250
Oh, yeah.
296
00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:11,573
Oh, my God!
297
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:15,728
What?
298
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,465
What?
299
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,033
We've been robbed!
300
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:24,636
What makes you say that?
301
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:28,691
The couch pillow!
It's on the floor!
302
00:13:28,758 --> 00:13:31,894
They were probably looking
for loose change.
303
00:13:31,961 --> 00:13:33,862
Oh, God... oh, God!
304
00:13:33,930 --> 00:13:35,547
They probably just
wrecked the place.
305
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:36,982
They didn't take anything.
306
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,166
Guys, look.
307
00:13:39,268 --> 00:13:40,602
Not the painting.
308
00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:42,738
Damn it to hell!
309
00:13:43,807 --> 00:13:45,007
Damn!
310
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:47,626
What kind of animal
would do that?
311
00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:49,628
An animal with great taste.
312
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,903
I guess you guys should call
the police or something?
313
00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:58,987
What's the difference?
314
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:02,124
It's probably halfway
to Mexico by now.
315
00:14:02,192 --> 00:14:04,243
You know what? We will.
316
00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:05,477
We just need a little time.
317
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,266
Alone.
318
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,635
Oh, sure. Ok.
319
00:14:13,703 --> 00:14:15,236
Call us if you need anything
320
00:14:15,304 --> 00:14:16,304
or hear anything.
321
00:14:16,372 --> 00:14:17,839
We will, we will.
322
00:14:17,907 --> 00:14:18,874
Take care, guys.
323
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,042
Ok. Yeah.
324
00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:28,900
It's gone! What a relief!
Awesome.
325
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:30,301
We should celebrate.
326
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,838
Good idea. You break
open a bottle of wine,
327
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,940
I'll whip us up
some French fries.
328
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,493
Oh, my God!
329
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,016
You said this would work!
330
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,150
I thought it would.
331
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,652
I didn't know they'd
stage a fake robbery.
332
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,186
Well, they did.
333
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,221
God, I've been
living a nightmare
334
00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:51,657
ever since our anniversary.
335
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:59,848
Happy anniversary!
336
00:14:59,915 --> 00:15:02,117
We knew you guys
liked jazz, so...
337
00:15:02,185 --> 00:15:03,719
What do you think?
338
00:15:03,787 --> 00:15:07,539
I think... wow.
339
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:08,991
We got them in Harlem.
340
00:15:09,058 --> 00:15:11,459
Really?
341
00:15:11,527 --> 00:15:13,795
So, where you going to put it?
342
00:15:13,863 --> 00:15:14,846
Oh, I don't know.
343
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,414
I don't want to
put them anywhere
344
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:17,683
until we find the right place.
345
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,984
Yeah, just right.
346
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,335
I got the exact right place.
347
00:15:20,403 --> 00:15:22,137
How about right here, huh?
348
00:15:22,205 --> 00:15:23,906
Bang! Ha!
349
00:15:27,377 --> 00:15:29,711
You said, let's get
them a really bad gift.
350
00:15:29,779 --> 00:15:30,912
They'll say they hate it,
351
00:15:30,981 --> 00:15:32,414
we can say we hate
the jazz figurine,
352
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,816
everyone laughs and
goes home happy.
353
00:15:34,884 --> 00:15:36,718
I know what I said. I'm
the one who said it.
354
00:15:36,786 --> 00:15:38,770
Wouldn't it have
been easier to say
355
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,405
we hate your jazz guys?
356
00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:41,990
Doug and Carrie are
our best friends.
357
00:15:42,058 --> 00:15:43,725
They went to a lot of
trouble to get us those.
358
00:15:43,793 --> 00:15:45,777
Those things are racist!
359
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:49,131
They're not racist. They're just...
bad.
360
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:52,768
So, what's next, genius?
361
00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:59,008
So, this girl at work walks in
362
00:15:59,075 --> 00:16:01,776
wearing the same shoes I
bought the day before.
363
00:16:01,844 --> 00:16:03,595
I can key her car, right?
364
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:06,231
Shoes, no. Same haircut, yeah.
365
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,883
Oh... note to self-
366
00:16:08,951 --> 00:16:09,951
next time I go to supercuts,
367
00:16:10,019 --> 00:16:13,021
don't get the Kelly.
368
00:16:13,088 --> 00:16:16,141
So, uh, any news on the robbery?
369
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:17,942
What? No.
370
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,544
No... no.
371
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,679
Come on, honey. Don't go there.
372
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:24,382
It's just been hard. It's hard.
373
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,151
It's very hard.
374
00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:28,019
We figured that.
375
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,522
Which is why we
made another trip
376
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:31,723
back to soho!
377
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,328
You did not get us another one!
378
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:37,279
I think we did!
379
00:16:37,347 --> 00:16:38,696
No! You didn't!
380
00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:40,548
Happy anniversary!
381
00:16:40,616 --> 00:16:43,985
Whoa! Whoa... lookit.
382
00:16:44,054 --> 00:16:46,255
We should probably
check on the boys.
383
00:16:46,322 --> 00:16:48,390
You four talk amongst
yourselves, all right?
384
00:16:52,362 --> 00:16:54,179
I can't believe it!
385
00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:55,614
I kind of like it.
386
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,983
My big arm is bigger, my
eyes look like raisins!
387
00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:00,852
You like raisins.
388
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,070
Oh, you know what?
389
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,788
You just like it because
the painter did something
390
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,890
to make you look handsome.
391
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,459
You mean like this?
392
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,296
Doug, I am telling
you right now,
393
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,298
you better tell Deacon and
Kelly we don't like this
394
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,299
or I swear,
395
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,368
I am calling a divorce
lawyer tomorrow.
396
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:17,969
11 years. We had a
good run, didn't we?
397
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,004
Not that good.
398
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:20,339
I was being polite!
399
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,572
I told you.
400
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,474
We just had to turn them
against each other.
401
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,076
That's where we went
wrong the first time.
402
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:26,344
It seems to be working.
403
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:28,346
Let's bring this baby home.
404
00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:29,948
So, who's ready for pie?
405
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:32,601
Actually, we're gonna get going.
406
00:17:32,668 --> 00:17:34,936
Uh, but, you know what?
407
00:17:35,004 --> 00:17:37,539
Doug does have something
to say to you guys.
408
00:17:38,374 --> 00:17:40,626
Uh, yeah, thank you for dinner.
409
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,862
And the picture is awesome.
410
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,131
That's it. I'm out of bullets.
411
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,284
We hate the jazz statues.
412
00:17:49,351 --> 00:17:50,452
What?
413
00:17:50,519 --> 00:17:51,553
It's true. We hate them.
414
00:17:51,621 --> 00:17:53,238
Are you serious?
415
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,706
We got them in Harlem.
416
00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:55,940
I know.
417
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:59,611
You tell us every time
you come over here.
418
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,580
Oh, wait a minute.
419
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:04,916
So, the painting was
some kind of payback?
420
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:05,767
No. No, no-
421
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,786
we were just trying
to find a nice way
422
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:10,555
to bring up the topic
of crappy gifts.
423
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:15,260
Nice? I have nightmares
about this painting!
424
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,429
Well, these scare our kids.
425
00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:20,532
Oh, do they? Boo-hoo.
426
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,833
I'll tell you what, girl.
427
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,668
You hate them so much,
428
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:24,936
they are out of your lie.
429
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:25,937
Thank you.
430
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,672
You're very welcome, miss.
431
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,457
'Cause we have plenty
of other black friends
432
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,660
that would love this.
433
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,985
Let's go tell the
kids the good news.
434
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:50,128
Ok... which one is
it, truth or dare?
435
00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:51,129
Truth.
436
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:52,764
Ok, here we go.
437
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:56,201
What was your most
embarrassing kiss?
438
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:59,087
Um... this stays here, right?
439
00:18:59,155 --> 00:19:01,322
Uh-huh.
440
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:04,976
There was this counselor
at math camp...
441
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,328
Now can I call Deacon and Kelly?
442
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,030
Run, baby, run.
443
00:19:08,097 --> 00:19:09,831
Settling into my bunk...
444
00:19:11,669 --> 00:19:13,102
One more time.
445
00:19:13,170 --> 00:19:14,636
Honey, come on, please.
446
00:19:14,704 --> 00:19:15,671
I have to start dinner.
447
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:17,540
I really think I can
take you this time.
448
00:19:17,607 --> 00:19:19,775
Ok.
449
00:19:21,111 --> 00:19:22,044
Ready?
450
00:19:22,112 --> 00:19:23,045
Yeah.
451
00:19:23,113 --> 00:19:24,046
Go. Go!
452
00:19:29,353 --> 00:19:30,102
Son of a mother.
453
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,755
I tried to go over
the top on you.
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