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Oh, not tonight!
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Not tonight!
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Hello.
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Hey, honey. Listen,
I have a problem.
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Yeah, tell me about it.
I can't find the salsa.
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What?!
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I bought salsa yesterday,
and it disappeared.
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It's gone!
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Ok, well, I'm sorry
to bother you
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during this very difficult time.
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Uh, but I just found out that
I have to work late tonight,
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so I'm not gonna be able to pick
up your mother from the airport.
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Well, I-I can't, either!
I got a poker game!
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Calm down. I will call a
cab for your mother. Ok?
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Ok. That solves
the easy problem.
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All right. I gotta go.
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Sure! Just run away
like you always do!
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Ok. Bye-bye. Bye-bye, now.
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Yeah-
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hey.
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Oh, great. Those idiots
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didn't order enough sandwiches.
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Oh. Well, I can double
your sandwiches right now.
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Great idea. Yeah?
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And then I will put
them on smaller plates.
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That makes everything
look bigger.
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I try that trick with my husband.
Doesn't work. Oh, yeah.
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Oh... thanks for stayin' late.
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It's been crazy around here,
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what with Tom Weaver leaving.
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Uh, Sherry. Yes.
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I- I was wondering if, uh-
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and you can tell me
if this is stupid-
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but do you think that
I would be considered
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for Mr. Weaver's job?
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Oh!
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Excuse me.
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Dugan group.
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I found the salsa.
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And I know I said some things
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maybe, in the heat
of the moment-
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so, anyway... You were saying?
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I think you would be a great
candidate for the job.
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Really?
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Of course, you'd
have to familiarize
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yourself with Tom's projects.
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Yeah. Of course. Yeah.
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But I have to tell you,
there is one thing
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that might weigh against you
with the hiring committee.
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Oh. What?
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I don't want to
hurt your feelings.
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Oh, no. No. Tell me.
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Well, the thing is, I know how
bright and talented you are, but
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the committee, uh, might not
be able to appreciate that
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because of the way you... talk.
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What? The way I tawk?
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What's wrong with
the way I tawk?
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Carrie, this is a
real estate company,
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and when I hear you say, um,
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"you know what I'm
tawkin' about?"
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And "how about this
friggin' weathuh?"
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It sounds like you'd be more
at home unloading trucks
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at the fish market.
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Ok. I get it. Or, you know,
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mixing cement. Mmhh.
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I - I get it. Thank you
so much, Shelly. Yeah.
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Work on that. All right. Ok.
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Ok.
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I'm gonna... I'm gonna raise 2.
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I fold. Yeah, me, too.
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You know what, Doug, my boy?
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I am all in.
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W- what are you doin'?
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Just in case you try
to read these eyes.
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Thank God I got the flop sweat
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and the shaky hands
to fall back on.
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I call.
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Dammit!
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Doug?!
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Yeah, ma?
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Do you know what
channel my show's on?
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I'm not sure, but I'm-I'm
gonna guess lifetime.
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Hey, babe.
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Hi. Yeah, that's it, Spence.
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Put the drink next
to the coaster.
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What's the matter?
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Do you know what my
boss told me today?
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That I can't get a promotion
because of the way I tawk.
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Do I tawk so friggin' bad?
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Do I?
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No, it's...
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It's like music. Oh, shut up.
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Honey, I pushed a
button on the remote,
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and now the screen is blue.
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No, see, you gotta
hit "tv/video"
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and make sure it's on channel 3.
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Oh. And don't make any plans
for tomorrow afternoon.
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They're havin' a
winter coat sale at
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big-and-tall shop.
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Ok, first off, I
have a winter coat.
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And second, they know I'm big.
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I only come up a
few times a year.
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We never get to spend
any time together.
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What do you call this?
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Spence, it's to you. Uh...
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You know what?
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I'm gonna take a little break.
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Wait a second. You can't.
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We're in the middle
of a tournament here.
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I can sit in for him.
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We play hold 'em all
the time at the condo.
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Thank you, Janet.
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Let's see what we got here.
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What just happened here?
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Carrie, you're not
gonna find the answer
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to your problems in
a bottle of pills.
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It's chewable vitamin c.
Can I help you?
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No, but...
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I can help you lose that accent.
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What are you talkin' about?
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We moved here when I was 10.
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And before that, I lived in a
rural county in West Virginia,
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and baack than, I
tawked like the-is.
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Really?
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It's true. But I realized
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if I didn't do
something about it,
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I was gonna end up
like all my friends-
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working down in the mines,
never seeing the light of day.
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But don't you work
in the subway?
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Well, yes-
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and don't miners
make a lot of money?
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Roughly double what I make,
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but the point is...
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I taught myself to speak better,
and I can teach you, too.
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I - I don't know. The
interview's in a week.
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I can't learn a whole new
way to tawk by then.
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Tawk. Oh, my God. I
sound like Stallone.
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Carrie. You're smart.
You're hardworking.
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You can do this.
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You really think so? Yes.
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But understand one thing.
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You must surrender
yourself to me...
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Totally.
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Hi. Hey.
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Here's the money I
owe aunt Janet.
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Tell her congrats.
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Yeah, last night she won back
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all the money she ever gave me
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for birthdays, graduation,
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and both of my weddings.
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Yeah. She took me
for 35 bucks, too,
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but she said I could
pay her in hugs.
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Can I pay her in hugs?
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No.
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Then I gotta give her a check.
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Phwooh.
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Whoa. Yeah.
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Could you ask her not to
cash it for a few days?
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I gotta move some stuff around.
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Hey, you know what?
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You should get her into
that high-stakes game
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they have in the back
room of o'dooley's.
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What?
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Yeah. I mean, think about it.
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You-you bankroll her.
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They'd never see her comin'.
You-you'd clean up.
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You know, maybe you're right.
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Yeah, and... if she
wins at o'dooley's,
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that could just be
the start of it.
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Yeah! You could ride your
mom all the way to Vegas!
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I wouldn't put it
that way, but yeah!
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Let's work on your
trouble words again.
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Tawk.
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I'm-I'm sorry, did we start
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spelling "talk" t-a-w-k
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and no one told me?
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No. Try it again. Ok.
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Talk? Don't-
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don't pronounce the
"I." Just suggest it.
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Tak?
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Please tell me that was a joke.
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No! Look, I'm trying! I don't
know what you want from me!
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W- what I want
from you is to try
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a little muscle memory.
Ok? Let me...
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Let me adjust your palate...
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And... try the second word.
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Cawfee.
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Ok, hang on.
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And... again.
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Coffee.
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And...
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All right.
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Here we go.
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Coffee.
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All right, you know what?
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Get your stubby fingers off-a me.
All right?
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No. Stubby fingers off of me.
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Ok, you know what? This
is not gonna work,
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so why don't you
take your posters
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and your model of
the human throat
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and just get the
hell outta here, ok?
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Fine. But I suggest you start
practicing this phrase:
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"I will be getting people cawfee
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for the rest of my life."
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Let's keep working.
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Good. Uh, I'll go get
the tongue clamp.
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Should I go over my
breathing exercises again?
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I don't know.
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If you want to.
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Look... I'm sorry I bit you.
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It's ok. My... fingers
were in there pretty deep.
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You know what? You were right.
I can't do this.
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I'm-I'm gonna live
in Queens forever.
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I'm gonna be a
secretary forever.
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I'm gonna be married
to Doug forever.
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Oh, shut up. I'm tired.
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Hello.
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No, I'm sorry. I-I
can't talk now.
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Ok. Bye-bye.
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What?
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You can't what now?
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I can't talk now.
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I can't talk now!
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No, you can talk now!
Oh, my God!
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Here, let's-let's try
our practice sentence.
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Oh, I'm scared!
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Just-just do it. Ok.
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I talked with Audrey
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over coffee.
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Once more.
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I talked with
Audrey over coffee!
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Oh, my God! I can say it! I can say it!
Yes, you can!
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God, you're beautiful.
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Hi, Doug. Hey, ma.
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What are you-what
are you doin'?
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Oh, the hamper was full,
so I did the laundry.
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I hope Carrie won't be mad.
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She's usually a good sport
about that kind of stuff.
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Listen, I didn't fly you all
the way in from Florida
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for you to do laundry. You're-you're
here to have a good time,
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so... whatever you want to
do, you-you just name it.
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How about dinner and a show?
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Ehhhhh...
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I've been dyin' to see spamalot.
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I'm talkin' somethin' exciting!
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Come on, something different!
You know?
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Maybe something that's,
like, I don't know,
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sweepin' the nation
or somethin'.
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Hey! How about we
play Texas hold 'em?
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I'm still comin' off the
high of last night!
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Really? I-I thought
I embarrassed ya.
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Embarrassed me? What
poker game were you at?
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What's goin' on, Doug?
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All right, look.
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There's this high-stakes game
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that I-i just want
you to play in.
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What? Why?
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'Cause, look,
259
00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:56,720
you're a sweet old
lady from Florida.
260
00:10:56,788 --> 00:10:59,223
They'll never expect you to be good.
We can clean up!
261
00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:01,992
Oh, no, no. I could never
do anything like that.
262
00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:03,928
It seems dishonest.
263
00:11:03,995 --> 00:11:05,262
Dishonest? Oh, but you're ok
264
00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:08,566
hosting unlicensed tupperware
parties in your basement?
265
00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:12,203
That was one time.
266
00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:17,641
Look, I'm uncomfortable
with this whole subject,
267
00:11:17,709 --> 00:11:20,144
so let's just drop it. Ok?
268
00:11:20,211 --> 00:11:22,212
Ok, but you know what? It's
just that you're always sayin'
269
00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:23,681
that I never spend enough
time with you, you know,
270
00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:25,949
and now I come up with somethin'
that we can do together,
271
00:11:26,017 --> 00:11:27,585
and what do you do? You just
shoot me down right away.
272
00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:29,587
You know? I just... I don't
know how to please you.
273
00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:30,921
I don't know how.
274
00:11:33,158 --> 00:11:34,392
Oh, dear.
275
00:11:35,527 --> 00:11:38,362
I... I didn't want to
hurt your feelings.
276
00:11:38,430 --> 00:11:39,430
Well, you did.
277
00:11:42,334 --> 00:11:44,568
So you really want
me to do this?
278
00:11:44,636 --> 00:11:47,120
Yeah. And look, it's not
just about the money.
279
00:11:47,189 --> 00:11:49,856
It's about us getting closer.
You know?
280
00:11:51,176 --> 00:11:52,777
Well...
281
00:11:52,844 --> 00:11:54,612
How much is the buy-in?
282
00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,347
Just a thousand bucks.
283
00:11:56,414 --> 00:11:59,082
Where you gonna get
a thousand dollars?
284
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,971
Yes, I'd like to place an order
285
00:13:11,039 --> 00:13:13,574
for a quart of egg drop soup,
286
00:13:13,642 --> 00:13:15,943
some sweet-and-sour pork,
287
00:13:16,010 --> 00:13:17,812
and 2 coffees.
288
00:13:17,879 --> 00:13:20,581
Do you need me to repeat that?
Because I can.
289
00:13:21,917 --> 00:13:24,001
You were awesome today, ma.
290
00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:25,753
Oh, stop it.
291
00:13:25,821 --> 00:13:27,254
You know, I really felt
292
00:13:27,322 --> 00:13:30,224
badly about takin' that
young man's tuition money.
293
00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:34,294
Hey, I never finished college,
and look how I turned out.
294
00:13:34,362 --> 00:13:35,246
Whassup?
295
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,547
Whassup?!
296
00:13:37,532 --> 00:13:38,899
Anyway, time for
you to go to bed,
297
00:13:38,967 --> 00:13:40,918
so I'm gonna go upstairs
and blow up your mattress.
298
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:43,904
I'm so keyed up! I hope
I can fall asleep.
299
00:13:43,972 --> 00:13:46,273
Oh, don't you worry. I'll
give you a little blue pill.
300
00:13:46,341 --> 00:13:47,407
You wash it down with a Martini.
301
00:13:47,475 --> 00:13:49,109
I'll have to wake you
up with a shovel.
302
00:13:51,612 --> 00:13:52,763
Well... Oh, hey, Janet.
303
00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:54,432
Oh, Carrie.
304
00:13:54,499 --> 00:13:57,334
Me and Doug have been spendin'
so much time together,
305
00:13:57,402 --> 00:13:59,303
I feel like I haven't
said a word to you.
306
00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:00,654
Oh, that's ok.
307
00:14:00,722 --> 00:14:02,873
No, no. I'll make
a pot of cawfee,
308
00:14:02,941 --> 00:14:04,791
and you and I can have
a nice long tawk.
309
00:14:08,529 --> 00:14:12,132
Actually, um, I ordered coffee.
310
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,517
You ordered cawfee?
311
00:14:13,585 --> 00:14:15,352
That's crazy tawk.
312
00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:16,853
I can make you
some cawfee right-
313
00:14:16,921 --> 00:14:18,422
ok. How about some tea?
That'd be great.
314
00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:20,141
Okeydoke. I'll put a kettle on.
315
00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:22,910
Oh. You know who we sawr today,
316
00:14:22,977 --> 00:14:25,879
in midtown, wawkin'
right down the street?
317
00:14:25,947 --> 00:14:27,298
Bea arthuh.
318
00:14:28,366 --> 00:14:29,766
She's the lady who
played mauwde.
319
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:31,001
Uh... yeah.
320
00:14:31,069 --> 00:14:32,269
You watched mauwde, right?
Uh-huh, uh-huh!
321
00:14:32,337 --> 00:14:35,139
Uh-huh. She was
wahkin' her dawg.
322
00:14:35,206 --> 00:14:36,306
A yowrkie, I think.
323
00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:40,094
Hey. Ma tell you we saw maude?
324
00:14:40,161 --> 00:14:42,580
Yes. We covered that.
Listen, um...
325
00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:45,099
I'm gonna need her outta here.
What?
326
00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:46,834
Her accent. It's
screwin' me all up.
327
00:14:46,902 --> 00:14:47,835
Just tell her we're
gonna put her
328
00:14:47,903 --> 00:14:48,836
in a nice hotel or somethin'.
329
00:14:48,904 --> 00:14:50,036
No way, Carrie. Look, I do not
330
00:14:50,104 --> 00:14:51,121
want to upset her. Ok? We got
331
00:14:51,189 --> 00:14:52,722
a very important
game tomorrow night.
332
00:14:52,790 --> 00:14:53,958
What about me, Doug?
333
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:57,461
I have one of the biggest
interviews of my life tomorrow.
334
00:14:57,529 --> 00:14:58,728
Listen, I love you for dreamin',
335
00:14:58,796 --> 00:15:00,064
but the smart money's on my ma.
336
00:15:00,131 --> 00:15:02,132
She could be our
ticket outta here!
337
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,834
I can't believe you!
Oh, my gawd-
338
00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:05,703
oh, my gawd. Oh, my God.
339
00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:06,837
Oh, I gotta listen to my tape.
340
00:15:07,005 --> 00:15:08,639
Yeah, yeah. You go. Go.
341
00:15:11,743 --> 00:15:14,345
It's 10 to you, Doug.
342
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,213
No. I, uh... I fold again.
343
00:15:16,281 --> 00:15:18,516
Gotta stay in it
to win it, my man.
344
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:21,552
Yeah. Stop dealin'
me ass, and I will.
345
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,020
Doug! Language!
346
00:15:23,087 --> 00:15:26,056
Sorry. Thanks again for lettin'
me bring my mom in here.
347
00:15:26,124 --> 00:15:30,260
I would've left her in the car, but...
she wanders.
348
00:15:30,328 --> 00:15:31,796
Ok, Doug, deal 'em up.
349
00:15:31,863 --> 00:15:33,430
Oh. Yeah, let's do it.
350
00:15:33,498 --> 00:15:35,198
Let's turn this
luck around, huh?
351
00:15:36,401 --> 00:15:37,868
Ooh.
352
00:15:39,203 --> 00:15:40,371
You ok?
353
00:15:40,438 --> 00:15:42,439
Yeah. I'm fine.
354
00:15:44,659 --> 00:15:45,725
Mmhh.
355
00:15:45,793 --> 00:15:46,527
You-you sure?
356
00:15:46,595 --> 00:15:48,212
Yeah. Fine. Absolutely.
357
00:15:54,452 --> 00:15:55,920
Mmhh.
358
00:15:55,987 --> 00:15:57,054
Just, uh...
359
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:59,573
Gettin' a little
wave of somethin'.
360
00:15:59,641 --> 00:16:01,808
Anybody else eat fish
from that cart outside?
361
00:16:08,016 --> 00:16:09,183
Hey, man!
362
00:16:09,251 --> 00:16:12,369
Why'ntcha go to the
bathroom or something?
363
00:16:12,437 --> 00:16:13,487
Yeah, you want me to leave now
364
00:16:13,554 --> 00:16:15,489
when my luck's
changin', don't you?
365
00:16:17,141 --> 00:16:19,676
Oh, come on, man! G-come on!
Jeez!
366
00:16:19,744 --> 00:16:21,445
All right, all right, all right.
367
00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:22,579
I'm just gonna...
368
00:16:22,647 --> 00:16:24,047
Get a little fresh air.
369
00:16:24,115 --> 00:16:25,065
Mom, why don't you sit
in for me for a hand?
370
00:16:25,132 --> 00:16:26,199
What, dear?
371
00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:27,434
She know how to play?
372
00:16:27,502 --> 00:16:28,486
Yeah. She plays all the time
373
00:16:28,553 --> 00:16:29,754
back home in Florida.
374
00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:31,589
Uh, just for condo fun-bucks.
375
00:16:31,656 --> 00:16:33,758
Just-come on. One hand, ma.
Ohhh...
376
00:16:33,825 --> 00:16:36,527
Well, all right. I'll-
I'll give it a whirl.
377
00:16:38,679 --> 00:16:41,248
You may have to help me
with what beats what.
378
00:16:48,740 --> 00:16:51,909
And I spent 7 years, uh,
as a legal secretary
379
00:16:51,977 --> 00:16:53,911
at Kaplan, hornstein,
and steckler.
380
00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:55,780
And I've been at the dugan
group now for 2 years.
381
00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:56,947
Well,
382
00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:57,764
Sherry Conrad
383
00:16:57,916 --> 00:16:59,683
seems to think the world of you.
Oh...
384
00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:02,402
Well, she is a wonderful mentor.
385
00:17:02,470 --> 00:17:03,904
So, Carrie, what do you think
386
00:17:03,972 --> 00:17:05,739
you can bring to this position?
387
00:17:05,806 --> 00:17:09,393
Well, um, I know a
large part of my job
388
00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:11,095
would be speaking to clients.
389
00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:13,330
And, as you can
see, my speaking...
390
00:17:13,398 --> 00:17:15,532
Really... Speaks for itself.
391
00:17:17,368 --> 00:17:19,970
I assume you have
familiarized yourself
392
00:17:20,037 --> 00:17:21,772
with Tom Weaver's files?
393
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:22,590
Files?
394
00:17:22,657 --> 00:17:23,590
You know...
395
00:17:23,658 --> 00:17:25,542
With all his
development projects.
396
00:17:25,610 --> 00:17:27,310
Of course.
397
00:17:27,378 --> 00:17:30,230
Talk to us about phase
7 of Brookside.
398
00:17:31,582 --> 00:17:33,150
I hear good things.
399
00:17:34,719 --> 00:17:37,137
Can you be any more specific?
400
00:17:37,205 --> 00:17:40,006
Really good things.
401
00:17:43,578 --> 00:17:45,145
Ok... look,
402
00:17:45,213 --> 00:17:47,847
I - I didn't go over
Tom's files because
403
00:17:47,915 --> 00:17:49,333
Sherry told me I should
lose my accent. Ok?
404
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,501
So I worked really hard on that.
I mean,
405
00:17:51,569 --> 00:17:53,337
I used to say things
like tawk and cawfee
406
00:17:53,404 --> 00:17:54,705
and "how 'bout that
friggin' weathuh?"
407
00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:55,706
And now listen to this:
408
00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:58,075
How about that freaking weather?
409
00:18:04,448 --> 00:18:08,368
Well, uh... Carrie, thanks
so much for coming in.
410
00:18:08,436 --> 00:18:09,469
Look, if you would
just give me a chance,
411
00:18:09,537 --> 00:18:11,138
I could really prove to you-
412
00:18:11,206 --> 00:18:12,188
really, Carrie, weh have
413
00:18:12,256 --> 00:18:13,657
a lot of other people to see.
414
00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:15,692
But thank yew!
415
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,194
Ok, here's a question for you.
416
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:19,829
How come Daisy Duke over here
didn't have to lose her accent?
417
00:18:19,897 --> 00:18:23,500
'Scuse me. Mah daddy
helped build this c'mp'NY.
418
00:18:23,568 --> 00:18:24,869
Oh, yer daddy did?
419
00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:26,670
Well, my daddy lives
in the basement.
420
00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:29,172
That's why I need this job.
Ok, honey?
421
00:18:36,864 --> 00:18:38,949
So, you'll let me
know on Monday?
422
00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:40,133
Ok.
423
00:18:40,201 --> 00:18:41,552
Thank you so much.
424
00:18:43,421 --> 00:18:45,239
Ok, Carlos.
425
00:18:45,307 --> 00:18:47,908
I'm gonna have to
raise you another 50.
426
00:18:47,976 --> 00:18:50,610
And I'm gonna have to call you, Mrs.
Heffernan.
427
00:18:50,678 --> 00:18:51,896
2 pair.
428
00:18:51,963 --> 00:18:54,398
Oh, jeez. I was bluffing.
429
00:18:54,465 --> 00:18:55,566
Oh, she was...
430
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,403
I feel bad now.
431
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:03,874
Ohhh... gosh.
432
00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:05,359
Let's take a break, huh?
433
00:19:05,426 --> 00:19:07,760
Come back in 10 minutes.
434
00:19:07,828 --> 00:19:09,813
Well, I'm not havin'
much luck tonight.
435
00:19:09,881 --> 00:19:12,649
No, and you're not gonna if
you keep going in with squat!
436
00:19:12,717 --> 00:19:13,817
What?
437
00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:15,552
You had no business
bein' in that last pot.
438
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:16,837
Honey, if my flush
had come in...
439
00:19:16,904 --> 00:19:18,238
"If, if, if." You
don't chase a flush
440
00:19:18,306 --> 00:19:19,656
when there's a
pair on the board!
441
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:20,925
Well, I figured he had 10s.
442
00:19:20,992 --> 00:19:24,061
"He had 10s." I
wanna be adopted!
443
00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:26,897
What're you gettin'
so upset about?
444
00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:29,166
'Cause you're losin'
all our money.
445
00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:30,601
When you asked me to do this,
446
00:19:30,668 --> 00:19:33,837
you told me the most important
part was us havin' fun.
447
00:19:33,905 --> 00:19:35,005
It is fun...
448
00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:36,774
When we're winning.
449
00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:39,910
Ok. I understand.
450
00:19:39,944 --> 00:19:42,612
I won't waste any
more time havin' fun.
451
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,049
I'll just be a cutthroat
poker-playin' machine
452
00:19:45,116 --> 00:19:48,352
and clean out those nice young men.
Will that make you happy?
453
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:50,787
Yeeessss!
454
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,628
Well... game's over.
455
00:19:58,696 --> 00:20:01,731
Here. $3,400.
456
00:20:01,799 --> 00:20:04,000
Wow!
457
00:20:04,068 --> 00:20:05,669
Carlos tried to get cute
with a pair of deuces,
458
00:20:05,736 --> 00:20:07,771
and I took him down hard.
459
00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:11,258
Well! Guess who's sitting
front row at spamalot-
460
00:20:11,326 --> 00:20:14,044
you and the guest
of your choice.
461
00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:17,097
That's ok, Doug. You don't
have to spend any money on me.
462
00:20:17,165 --> 00:20:19,299
Let's just go home. Ok?
463
00:20:19,367 --> 00:20:21,117
Mom, wait a second. Look...
464
00:20:21,185 --> 00:20:23,320
I - I know you think this
is all about the money
465
00:20:23,387 --> 00:20:26,490
because... well, I said it was.
466
00:20:26,557 --> 00:20:29,827
But the truth is... i had
a good time with you.
467
00:20:29,894 --> 00:20:31,011
Yeah, sure. I did!
468
00:20:31,079 --> 00:20:32,478
And let me tell you somethin'.
Look,
469
00:20:32,546 --> 00:20:33,998
this is a lot of money.
470
00:20:34,065 --> 00:20:35,799
But if it's gonna come
between us, then...
471
00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:37,901
It's just not worth it. And I-
472
00:20:37,969 --> 00:20:39,169
I will march back in there
473
00:20:39,237 --> 00:20:41,304
and give them their
money back right now.
474
00:20:41,372 --> 00:20:42,839
Ok.
475
00:20:42,907 --> 00:20:44,791
I- I will. I will.
476
00:20:44,859 --> 00:20:45,959
Ok. All right.
477
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:47,260
Yeah.
478
00:20:47,328 --> 00:20:48,578
Ok. Fine.
479
00:20:48,646 --> 00:20:50,146
I will. All right.
480
00:20:57,087 --> 00:20:59,690
All right! I'll take
you to spamalot!
481
00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:07,714
My... daddy...
482
00:21:07,782 --> 00:21:10,216
Built... this...
483
00:21:10,284 --> 00:21:11,318
Company.
484
00:21:11,385 --> 00:21:12,269
Yeah! Yes!
485
00:21:12,337 --> 00:21:13,587
Oh! I did it! I did it!
486
00:21:13,655 --> 00:21:14,688
Ohhh...
487
00:21:16,424 --> 00:21:18,458
God, you're beautiful.
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