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That was sweet. Yeah.
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Why don't you go put on a skirt,
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'cause you are my bitch.
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I just beat you 3
straight games.
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You might've won 3 games,
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but, uh, I had
more total points.
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I don't think that's possible.
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You lost. Take it like a man.
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Sweet Mary.
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Should I wait for you,
should I go home?
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What?
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Wh-what's the deal?
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Oh, it's a pole-dancing class.
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They got them all
over the place now.
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Wow.
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Glad I wore my baggy shorts.
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Some wild stuff, huh?
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See the one in the middle?
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That's my wife.
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She's good. She's limber.
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Yeah. She's been doing
it a couple of months.
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It's a great workout.
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And I'm not gonna lie to you.
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It's been a nice addition to the
bedroom, know what I'm saying?
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What?
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You-
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your wife pole-dances
for you in your home,
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in your bedroom?
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Yeah.
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Deac, his wife pole-dances
for him in his bedroom.
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Did you know that kind of thing
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was going on in the world?
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Uh-huh.
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Why, you think you want
Carrie to do that for you?
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Actually, I was thinking I
want his wife to do it for me.
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But Carrie would be good, too.
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You think you're gonna
suggest it to her?
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I can't do that.
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If she didn't want to
dress up as batgirl,
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she ain't gonna want to do this.
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I don't know, man. It's
supposed to be a lot of fun.
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She might go for it.
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Why, you think you could bring
this thing up to Kelly?
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I guess so. It never
occurred to me.
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We got plenty going on
in the bedroom as it is.
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Ever get tired of being
a racial stereotype?
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No.
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Do you?
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And then I got the
dragon in Atlantic city
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a couple years ago.
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It's nice.
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It looks like he's pretty
mad at yosemite Sam.
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What about you, Carrie,
you have any tats?
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Tattoos? No.
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I have a job, so...
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Hey, it's really great you
guys had us over like this.
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I'm glad you chased us down
in the parking lot, Doug.
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I just had an
instinct, you know?
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What else you guys into?
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I know you work out 'cause I
met you at the gym. I mean...
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Yeah, I do weights, like,
4 or 5 times a week-
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excellent!
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How about you Anna Maria?
What do you do there?
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Um, treadmill.
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Oh. And?
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Stairmaster sometimes.
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Actually, I've been
doing a lot more-
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anything else? Anything
else you do there?
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Well, I've been taking
that pole-dancing class.
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That's crazy. Pole-dancing.
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Crazy what these chicks
are into nowadays.
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I'll tell you what, ed.
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Why don't we let the ladies
talk about that for a while.
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We'll go get another
beer in the kitchen?
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Ok.
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I also take spinning
on Tuesdays.
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They just got some new equip-
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pole-dancing!
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Bye, thank you.
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Bye, guys. See ya.
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Huh? Our new go-to couple.
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Mm-hmm.
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What were you thinking?
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What?
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Did you actually think
you can trick me
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into taking a pole-dancing-duh-
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dat girl pole-dances.
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Me wanna pole-dance, too.
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I wasn't trying to trick you.
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I just thought it was
a way to suggest it.
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I figured if I brought it
up myself, you'd get mad.
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Yeah. I'm mad now.
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Mad 'cause I had to
make steak for idiots.
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Why don't you have an open mind?
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A lot of women are
pole-dancing nowadays.
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It's a whole thing,
and we're missing it.
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No. I'm not missing it.
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You're missing it.
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I'm ok not gyrating around
like a 2-dollar whore.
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Try it once.
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Ohh.
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Come on!
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Doug, I am not pole-dancing
for you in our bedroom.
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This is so typical of you, too.
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As soon as the lights
go out upstairs,
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you're only looking
out for yourself.
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This wouldn't be just for me.
It would be for us.
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Let me show you something here.
Ok?
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What's all that?
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Just some free information
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I got at the pole-dancing class.
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Ok, look. All these women
talk about how at first
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they were skeptical, but
after they tried it,
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they felt more sexual,
more empowered.
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Here, look at the Spanish
lady holding the briefcase.
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Yo soy "empowermente."
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Not interested.
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At least take a
look at the video.
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They gave you a video?
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They didn't give it to me.
It was 29.95.
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You know what, Doug? Your
pole-dancing fantasy
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is not gonna happen, ok?
So just give it up.
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Well, we're already
on the mailing list.
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What the hell is Katie
Couric up to now?
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Hey, dad.
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Didn't hear you back there.
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Oh, it's a tape. What is it?
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Uh, just an instructional video
from a class I may take.
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Well, I'm late for work.
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Love ya. Bye-bye.
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"Pole cats. The erotic
art of pole-dancing."
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Oh, dear God.
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Come on. When's it getting here?
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Sit down, will ya?
Looking out the window
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is not gonna make the
pole get here any faster.
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It's almost 5:00.
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Express mail guaranteed
delivery before 5:00.
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Express mail? Why
didn't you use us?
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Us? We suck.
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I can't believe
Carrie went for it.
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She doesn't seem like
the pleasing you type.
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She didn't want to
do it at first,
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but after she tried it for a couple
of weeks, she really loves it.
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She says it gets her in touch
with her inner whore. It's nice.
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And the rich get richer.
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Oh, man, I want this
thing to come quick.
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You know, I am ready
for my first dance.
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You know what I'm saying? Ready.
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Uh-huh.
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Hey, check this out.
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Look what she made for me.
Coupons.
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"Good for one free pole dance
from Misty Heffernan."
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Don't you guys have an Aunt
named Misty Heffernan?
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Yeah. She just had hip surgery.
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Good lady.
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Guess who's here.
The pole fairy.
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Someone just bought
himself a new nickname.
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Come on, guys, give me a hand.
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Hey, Arthur. I'm gonna
make a sandwich.
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You want one?
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Nope. You sure?
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A man who turns his own
daughter into an exotic dancer
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does not deserve to eat.
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They've got fresh corned beef.
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No!
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Well, there it goes.
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A 10-foot arrow
through my heart.
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What are you even talking about?
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Damn it, man, don't
you understand?
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When a child doesn't get
enough love and affection
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from her own father,
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she seeks it from strange men.
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That's why Carrie's doing this.
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Because I spent her childhood
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chasing after the
almighty dollar.
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How'd that work out for you?
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Look, Arthur, you're getting
worked up over nothing.
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She's just gonna dance for Doug.
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Oh, sure, that's how it starts.
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Then it's peep
shows, strip joints,
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and before long, she's at the
port authority in hot pants,
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beckoning drunken marines into
the back of an abandoned bus.
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What's that?
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Pumpernickel?
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Cut me off half.
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Doug.
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Yeah?
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Misty is ready.
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Don't forget the coupon.
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M- Misty?
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I'm in the bathroom.
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Turn on the music and
settle in, big boy.
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Yeah.
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The pelican brief,
by John Grisham.
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The cd! Not the tape!
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Hey. So...
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How was opening night?
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Oh. The pole-dancing.
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It was good. It was good.
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All right.
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So, you...
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It was hot?
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Sizzlin'.
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Ohh.
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She, uh...
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She really...
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Really...
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Shouldn't be pole-dancing.
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Oh, really? That's too bad.
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No good?
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No.
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Aww.
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She tried, God bless her.
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You know, I mean, she was doing
everything they taught her
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and going through the moves.
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I definitely got a sense of
what it was supposed to be.
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Makes you really
appreciate the pros, huh?
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Oh, you said it, brother.
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All right, so it
didn't work out.
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Just get rid of the
pole and move on.
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I can't. I'm the one
who got her into it,
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and now she's hooked.
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She's thinking of making
it an every-night thing,
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and she's even talking about
putting in a spotlight.
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I gotta tell you, Deac,
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you were smart for not
getting Kelly involved.
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Uh, yeah. Ahem.
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What?
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It's just...
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After that day at the
gym, I actually did
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kind of suggest it to Kelly, and
she's been doing it since then.
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Really?
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How is she?
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She's pretty damn good.
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Good morning.
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Hey. Honey.
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So last night was...
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Ok?
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Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Uh-huh.
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And you were right.
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Yo soy "empowermente."
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Oh, and by the way,
before I forget,
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I got another coupon for you.
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Oh, that's ok. I
really have some-
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take it. Ok, ok, yeah, yeah.
I'll take it.
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Ok, uh, we gotta get going.
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Deac, come on. Yeah, yeah.
Bye, Carrie.
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All right, bye, you guys.
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Bye, Deac. See you later.
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Darling, I realize I
haven't been giving you
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the time and attention
you deserve.
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Are you free this
Saturday afternoon?
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Um - for the love of
God, just say yes!
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Yes.
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It's gonna be all right.
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Daddy's here.
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Make it stop!
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Hey, what are you
still doing here?
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Your shift was over 4 hours ago.
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Yeah, I know. Just cleaning
out the old locker. Heh.
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00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:18,973
You know my motto.
262
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,609
A messy locker's the
devil's playground.
263
00:14:21,677 --> 00:14:24,495
I thought your motto was
"eat through the pain."
264
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,397
Guy can't have 2 mottoes?
265
00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:27,865
Listen to me, player.
266
00:14:30,185 --> 00:14:32,186
Go home.
267
00:14:32,254 --> 00:14:33,872
I can't.
268
00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:37,709
She's there limbering
up as we speak.
269
00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:39,243
I can't sit in that chair again.
270
00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:41,111
You can't live like this, man.
271
00:14:41,179 --> 00:14:42,413
Deac, she gave me more coupons.
272
00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:45,149
50, damn it! 50 coupons!
273
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:48,085
I used to-i used to
love pole-dancing.
274
00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:49,754
I used to love coupons.
275
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:52,223
I got an arby's coupon in my
wallet for the last 2 weeks.
276
00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:53,924
I can't even look at it!
277
00:14:59,114 --> 00:15:00,614
It's time now.
278
00:15:02,851 --> 00:15:05,686
Nothing's worked, Spence.
279
00:15:05,754 --> 00:15:09,624
I've showered her with fatherly
affection for 2 entire weeks,
280
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:11,325
but still she goes back
up there every night
281
00:15:11,393 --> 00:15:13,210
and gets her freak on for fatty.
282
00:15:15,997 --> 00:15:17,364
So, where do you
wanna get dinner?
283
00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:19,801
Oh, can I talk you
into Ethiopian?
284
00:15:19,868 --> 00:15:22,437
Not in the mood for
gazelle, thank you.
285
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:25,840
Hey, look!
286
00:15:25,908 --> 00:15:27,675
That gives me an idea. What?
287
00:15:27,742 --> 00:15:29,443
I'll get one of the
strippers to come home
288
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:32,346
and tell Carrie what life
on the pole is really like,
289
00:15:32,414 --> 00:15:34,882
every depraved and
pathetic detail.
290
00:15:34,950 --> 00:15:37,051
She'll be scared straight.
What do you think?
291
00:15:37,119 --> 00:15:38,820
Sounds pretty stupid.
292
00:15:38,887 --> 00:15:40,221
Come on.
293
00:15:42,257 --> 00:15:44,892
Doesn't look clean in there.
294
00:15:54,770 --> 00:15:56,370
Please be asleep.
295
00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:03,043
Doug.
296
00:16:03,111 --> 00:16:05,613
Yeah.
297
00:16:05,681 --> 00:16:07,615
You're laaate.
298
00:16:07,683 --> 00:16:09,750
Not late enough.
299
00:16:32,674 --> 00:16:36,277
Welcome to the champagne room.
300
00:16:36,345 --> 00:16:38,162
Come in.
301
00:16:47,022 --> 00:16:48,156
Why'd you turn it off?
302
00:16:48,223 --> 00:16:49,290
I don't know. I
thought we'd, uh,
303
00:16:49,358 --> 00:16:50,791
change it up a little tonight.
304
00:16:50,859 --> 00:16:53,144
Oh, yeah? Ok, how about
some different music?
305
00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:55,546
How about a little
hot for teacher?
306
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:56,614
Heh heh heh.
307
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,283
That's all right. Uh...
308
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,918
I thought maybe, you know, maybe I'd
do something for you, you know.
309
00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:03,488
You want a massage? How
about a sexy massage?
310
00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:05,657
Oh. Yeah. I would love that.
311
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:06,390
All right.
312
00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:07,474
Heh heh heh.
313
00:17:07,543 --> 00:17:08,475
There we go.
314
00:17:08,544 --> 00:17:10,511
All right.
315
00:17:10,579 --> 00:17:12,112
Mm-hmm.
316
00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:13,514
Oh, that's nice.
317
00:17:13,582 --> 00:17:14,849
Oh, it is, right?
318
00:17:14,917 --> 00:17:17,651
So relaxing I could
just fall asleep.
319
00:17:20,723 --> 00:17:22,990
Just go ahead then there, Misty.
320
00:17:23,058 --> 00:17:25,309
Mm-mmm. Misty doesn't
want to sleep.
321
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:28,345
She has a new dance
for her man tonight.
322
00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:31,048
That's ok. Sleep.
323
00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:32,283
Sleep, Misty.
324
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:33,351
Mm-mmm.
325
00:17:33,418 --> 00:17:35,303
First, a dance.
326
00:17:35,371 --> 00:17:36,220
No, you sleep. Sleep.
327
00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:37,571
Doug, get off!
328
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:39,307
Ok.
329
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:41,675
Just thought Misty could
use a little sleep.
330
00:17:41,743 --> 00:17:44,779
I know, but there'll be
enough time for that later.
331
00:18:09,638 --> 00:18:10,738
Stop it!
332
00:18:10,806 --> 00:18:13,274
What? Why'd you turn
the music off, baby?
333
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,809
It was either that or
dive out the window.
334
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:15,976
Carrie...
335
00:18:16,044 --> 00:18:17,711
Carrie, you're horrible at this.
336
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,498
What, you think I'm
horrible at this?
337
00:18:20,565 --> 00:18:21,515
No, no. You're not horrible.
338
00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:23,635
That's a little unfair.
But you're...
339
00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:25,637
No, you are. You're horrible.
340
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:28,172
What, so for the last 2 weeks,
341
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,541
you've just been
pretending to like it?
342
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,659
Kind of, yeah.
343
00:18:32,727 --> 00:18:34,345
I can't believe this.
344
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:35,513
Carrie, so what?
345
00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:37,715
This stupid pole thing didn't work out.
Who cares?
346
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,218
I still think you're the
sexiest woman I've ever known.
347
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,953
I mean, we have each other,
348
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,988
and that's the only damn
thing that matters.
349
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:46,573
Ohh!
350
00:18:46,641 --> 00:18:48,693
You're an ass.
351
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:51,378
This was your idea in the first
place, you know. I know.
352
00:18:51,446 --> 00:18:52,646
And now you're telling
me that I suck at it?
353
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:55,116
I mean, do you know how
humiliating this is?
354
00:18:55,183 --> 00:18:58,002
I know. We've both gone through
hell these past 2 weeks.
355
00:18:58,103 --> 00:18:59,704
And you know what, Doug?
356
00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:01,622
You really don't know what
you're talking about,
357
00:19:01,690 --> 00:19:04,358
because my instructor said I am
very, very talented at this.
358
00:19:04,426 --> 00:19:05,593
Yeah. That's 'cause
you're paying her.
359
00:19:05,661 --> 00:19:09,464
No, no. I'm doing the moves
exactly like she taught us.
360
00:19:09,531 --> 00:19:11,215
Ok, you might be doing them
right technically, but you-
361
00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:12,283
you're just not...
362
00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:14,218
Not what?
363
00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:16,520
Look, you...
364
00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:19,089
You're not feeling it, ok?
365
00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:21,158
You're not living it.
366
00:19:21,226 --> 00:19:23,127
Like that spin-kick
move you do...
367
00:19:23,194 --> 00:19:23,995
Yeah.
368
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,029
You...
369
00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:26,781
L- let me just show you.
370
00:19:32,587 --> 00:19:36,557
You need to become one
with the pole, you know?
371
00:19:36,624 --> 00:19:39,526
Just feel it. Just feel it.
Just have fun.
372
00:19:39,594 --> 00:19:42,346
'Cause you gotta feel it.
Feel it every time.
373
00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:43,864
You gotta become one-
and just enjoy it.
374
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:45,566
Enjoy who you are, you
know what I'm saying?
375
00:19:45,634 --> 00:19:46,634
Uh-huh.
376
00:19:57,329 --> 00:20:00,330
Oh, and that upside-down move
you do when you get up there,
377
00:20:00,398 --> 00:20:01,549
you're here.
378
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:02,667
You gotta be here like this.
379
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:05,637
And when you slide down,
380
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,005
you're an angel.
381
00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:08,840
When you're coming
down, you're an angel.
382
00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:11,109
I'm an angel, ok?
383
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,580
And this- and this here.
384
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:22,970
Ok?
385
00:20:25,423 --> 00:20:27,291
Just feel it.
386
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:28,342
Let it-feel it.
387
00:20:28,410 --> 00:20:29,810
Work it...
388
00:20:29,878 --> 00:20:31,612
And become it.
389
00:20:46,128 --> 00:20:47,395
Carrie.
390
00:20:47,462 --> 00:20:49,130
We should probably shut the door.
Your father.
391
00:20:49,197 --> 00:20:51,232
No. My dad's not home.
392
00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:57,621
I still haven't had dinner.
393
00:20:57,689 --> 00:20:59,890
Shut up and get more singles.
394
00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:11,602
Nice to spend time
together, huh?
395
00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:13,337
I'm not gonna stop
pole-dancing, Arthur.
396
00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:15,640
Fine! Throw your life away!
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