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Carrie! Hm?
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Oh, crap.
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Carrie? Yeah?
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Take a look at this.
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What does this tell you?
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I don't know.
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Those Queer Eye guys
got ahold of ya?
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No, I had to borrow
your dad's socks
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'cause I'm out of socks.
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My socks are not clean,
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and I don't have any
clean underwear.
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Okay, it's like a
mosh pit down there.
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All right, so borrow
a pair from my dad.
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I tried. I couldn't figure out
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all the snaps and pulleys.
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I'm sorry that I'm
behind on the laundry
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because I had to cook dinner,
clean up afterwards,
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and now I'm paying
all our bills.
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I told you I'd help you with that.
You never let me.
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That's because the last time I
let you pay the electric bill,
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we spent three days huddled
together in the dark
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with blankets and candles.
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And shadow puppets.
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I need your paycheck, please.
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I got it.
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Thank you.
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What's this scribbled
on the back?
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Oh, I was playing
around with an idea
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for a new Jets logo.
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Are they lookin' for one?
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No.
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Oh, honey, look at this.
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With my raise last month,
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I actually make more
than you do now.
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What?
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Yeah, look.
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No, you don't. I do, look.
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Oh, that's 'cause I got
all these deductions.
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Look, I got all this FICA.
That's what's bringin' me down.
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No, they took FICA. from me too.
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Look, my check can
beat up your check.
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Leave me alone, you big bully!
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All right, yeah. Yeah...
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Oh, come on, I'm teasing you.
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We should be proud of ourselves.
We're doing really well.
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We are? Yes.
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And according to
my calculations,
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we actually have some
disposable income.
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Really? What do you
wanna dispose it on?
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Um, well, we can start
an IRA, you know?
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Start saving for our retirement.
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Mm-hm, mm-hm.
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What else ya got?
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Okay, well, we do
need to upgrade
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our heating system.
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That is true. We do need
to upgrade the heat-
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But even more than
the heating system,
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haven't we been
needing a speedboat?
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Okay, let's put a pin
in the speedboat.
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Now, I'm all for splurging,
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but it's gotta be something
we both could enjoy.
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Okay.
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How 'bout a speedboat
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and a male dancer?
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Hey, Arthur.
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Ah, Spence, my boy.
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Here for another
lesson in gin rummy?
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A- A lesson?
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As of yesterday, you
owe me $82,000.
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Ah, yes.
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Double or nothing is
a cruel mistress.
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Look, I'll tell you what.
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I'll forget the whole gin debt
if you'll do something for me
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that'll make me
very, very happy.
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I'm not sure I'm comfortable
where this is headed.
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Listen.
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It's about my mom.
What about her?
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She's out in the car. I'm-
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I'm taking her to the
podiatrist right now.
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The thing is,
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she's been feeling really
down lately, you know.
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Sh-she feels like
nobody wants her
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or needs her for
anything anymore.
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Well, if your mother's
one thing, she's astute.
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Cou- Just-
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Couldn't you just-
Couldn't you just go out
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and ask her to a
movie or something?
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How can I put this nicely?
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Your mother's not my cup of tea
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and that I find her
hideous and annoying.
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Thanks for putting it nicely.
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Spencer, I don't want to
be late for Dr. Kaplan.
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This hammer toe won't
correct itself.
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Hello, Arthur.
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Veronica. I'd love
to stay and chat,
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but I'm counseling
runaways in the basement.
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Who are you?
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Why are you stealing
my underwear?
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¿Qué?
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Oh. Hey, honey.
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Um, Inez, this is
my esposo, Doug.
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Ah, mucho gusto. ¿Cómo está?
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Yeah. Um, uh...
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Me voy a lavar la ropa.
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Oh, lavar. Yes. Laundry.
Sí, sí, sí, sí.
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Okay, what-? What's going on?
Who's that lady?
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She's our maid!
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What?
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Yes. After our talk last night,
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I was downstairs doing laundry,
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trying to Shout out anchovy
paste from your T-shirt,
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and I thought, what
would be better
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than having some
help around here?
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A speedboat.
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No.
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We- We were supposed to get
something we both enjoyed.
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Doug, the maid's for you too.
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Really!
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Can I fish off her bow?
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No, but she can do your
laundry, your dishes,
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and clean up after your mess.
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Hm. I already had someone
doing that. You!
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Doug, come on.
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This is crazy, Car-
This is a big thing,
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and you don't even ask me?
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No- It's just that I fell
in love with her, honey,
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and I told her it's
only a one-week trial
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upon approval of my husband.
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A- and she knows that? D-
d-does she even speak English?
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A little. But look, I remember
Spanish from high school,
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and I bought you an
English-Spanish dictionary.
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Oh, great. N- now I gotta read.
Okay.
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Doug, will you just
give her a chance?
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You will fall in love with her.
Please.
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I don't know. I just...
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Did I mention that Inez
is an incredible cook?
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She makes a Mexican dessert
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that is basically
deep-fried ice cream.
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And here's another bonus.
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When I get home from
work, I won't be busy
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doin' all the stuff
around the house.
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I will have more time
for pleasin' my man.
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Now, she really fries it?
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Hey.
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Buenos días.
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Sí.
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Sí, señorita.
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You, eh, finish...
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¿con sus platos?
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Platos, uh...
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Eh, platos. Platos.
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Oh, yeah, Yes, yes. Sí. Sí. Sí.
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¿Y la leche? Sí. Sí.
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No. No. No.
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Leche. Uh...
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Um...
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I need leche.
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...la leche...
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No. No.
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Oh, you, eh, wanted la
leche para su cereal.
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Yes, I wanted- I didn't
understand you before.
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Uh, I was done with the platos
but not with the leche.
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It's nobody's fault. It's just a
little communication problem.
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You know what I'm sayin'? Ahem.
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You take the leche. I'm
gonna hit a diner.
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Yeah.
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Buenas tardes.
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Hey.
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Leche.
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Inez? Yes?
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I- I'm looking for the Oreos.
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Mm...
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Los Oreos?
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Oreos? You- The cookie?
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Mmm.
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No.
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Hey, honey.
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We got a problem. Oh.
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Inez moved the Oreos,
and they're gone-
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They're just gone.
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Okay, honey, relax.
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We'll figure this out, okay?
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Inez?
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Yes? Yeah, hi.
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Um, Doug is, uh,
buscando, uh, galletas.
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Oreos.
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¡Oh, las galletas!
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Los Oreos.
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Oh, look, honey. She
cleaned out the cookie jar
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and put cookies in there.
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Okay, but now where are
my Arby's coupons?
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Gracias, Inez.
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...mucho sus galletas...
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Oh, yeah. Sí. Mucho galletas.
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Mucho pudding y bacon.
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Oh, yeah. Sí.
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Sí.
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Look, honey,
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Inez dusted under the lamp.
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You know my motto, if I don't
see it, I ain't cleaning it.
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And look, she put fresh
flowers by our bed.
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Oh, that is so nice.
I'm gonna miss her.
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What?
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Well, you said it was a one-week
trial upon approval of your husband,
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And I gotta tell ya,
I don't approve.
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What do you mean?
Inez is doing great.
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I disagree.
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Why? What's wrong with her?
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Well, for one thing, she
moves my snacks around,
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and I gotta look all
over the place.
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Yeah. Well, God forbid
you burn a few calories
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before you inhale a sheet cake.
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See? See, I don't like how
you guys are together.
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What are you talking about?
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Yeah, you two laughing
and plotting against me
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in your secret little language.
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It's called Spanish, Doug,
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and about half the
world speaks it.
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Not this half.
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Well, you seem to speak it
pretty well when you're ordering
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from the Taco Bell
dollar value menu.
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Yeah, yeah, you got me.
Ya got me!
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'Cause I know how to say
"burrito" and "more. "
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Doug, come on. You're
being ridiculous.
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Car- You did this
without even asking me.
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A- a-and what about all
this fried ice cream
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I'm supposed to see, huh?
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Haven't seen it!
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All right. Well, you know what?
This is crazy.
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Inez is doing a great
job, and she's staying.
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Well, if she's staying,
she's working for free
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'cause I ain't paying her.
Then I'll pay her.
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I pay for most of her anyway.
Hm?
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What?
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Oh. So that's what
this is about.
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You think you're the boss
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'cause you're making a few
more dollars than I am.
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More than a few.
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Oh! Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha.
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The gloves are off.
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Let me tell ya something.
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If you want a war
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over who calls the shots
in this marriage,
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you got one, sister.
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Doug, I don't want a war.
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Well, you got one, sister.
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Oh, careful. I just put
down some Glo-Coat.
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Uh, Veronica. What's going on?
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Oh.
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Doug hired me.
Didn't he tell ya?
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No. No, he did not.
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Well, maybe he wanted
it to be a surprise.
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Yeah, I'm sure he did. Yeah.
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Well, God bless him.
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Just feels so good
to be working again.
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Hey, Car.
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You, uh, met our
new maid Veronica.
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Yes.
259
00:13:19,849 --> 00:13:21,600
I've met Spence's mother.
260
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,735
I hope it's not a
problem, but...
261
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,604
she speaks English.
262
00:13:27,357 --> 00:13:30,743
Oh, I'd better dump this trash
before it gets too full.
263
00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:32,927
Oh, good eye, good eye.
She's on top of things.
264
00:13:32,928 --> 00:13:34,947
You are a treasure.
265
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,214
Oh, stop!
266
00:13:39,202 --> 00:13:43,122
All right, just what in the
hell do you think you're doing?
267
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,491
Just giving a senior citizen
a sense of purpose.
268
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:46,925
Feels good.
269
00:13:49,846 --> 00:13:52,581
Doug, this is ridiculous.
We can't have two maids.
270
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,015
I agree. Get rid of yours.
271
00:13:54,016 --> 00:13:55,083
No!
272
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,635
Okay, then, we got two maids.
273
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,854
Hey, you know what?
We can race 'em.
274
00:13:58,855 --> 00:14:00,422
Okay, you do understand
275
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:03,108
that we can't afford
to pay two maids?
276
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:04,226
I don't care.
277
00:14:04,227 --> 00:14:05,027
Okay, you know what?
278
00:14:05,028 --> 00:14:07,313
We can go bankrupt
for all I care.
279
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:08,898
I would love that.
280
00:14:08,899 --> 00:14:11,484
Good. I hope we end
up living in our car.
281
00:14:11,485 --> 00:14:14,520
Great. Hope your father
likes living on the roof.
282
00:14:27,384 --> 00:14:28,450
¿Más cáfe?
283
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,552
Oh, yes. Gracias, Inez.
284
00:14:30,553 --> 00:14:34,289
And by the way, Inez,
this chile relleno...
285
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,342
is, uh, muy bueno.
286
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,943
Gracias. Mm-hm.
287
00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:39,945
It's just so cheesy.
288
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,769
Veronica!
289
00:14:46,770 --> 00:14:48,120
Yeah? Do you need something?
290
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,022
No, no, no. I just
wanted to let you know
291
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:52,775
that you've outdone yourself
with tonight's dinner.
292
00:14:52,776 --> 00:14:53,576
Oh.
293
00:14:53,577 --> 00:14:54,810
It's just fish sticks.
294
00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:59,114
Yeah, but they were
just so fishy.
295
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:04,486
Uh, Doug, could you
pass the salt, please?
296
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:06,755
Sure.
297
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:13,095
Mm-mm. Mm-mm-mm.
298
00:15:14,798 --> 00:15:16,598
Thank you.
299
00:15:19,936 --> 00:15:21,953
Well, listen, let me clean up
300
00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:23,689
some of these dirty dishes here-
301
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,758
Oh! Oh, I'm sorry.
302
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,292
I'll- I'll clean that right up.
303
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:29,978
Uh-uh. Th-th-that's okay. That's Mrs.
Heffernan's drink.
304
00:15:29,979 --> 00:15:31,313
Inez will clean that up.
305
00:15:31,314 --> 00:15:33,732
No, Inez. Veronica spilled it.
306
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:36,068
I'm sure she wants to clean it.
307
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,636
No, she doesn't.
308
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,873
Doug, come on- Shh.
309
00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:47,011
This is between the maids now.
310
00:15:49,799 --> 00:15:52,251
All right, could we just
end this now please?
311
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:53,802
Fine. You know what, Veronica?
312
00:15:53,803 --> 00:15:57,322
I'll be having my Oreos
in the kitchen tonight.
313
00:16:05,915 --> 00:16:07,215
Veronica.
314
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,767
Oh, hey, Arthur.
315
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,769
So now you're stalking me.
316
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,505
I'd call the authorities
317
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,240
if I didn't have an
outstanding warrant
318
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,441
in New Hampshire.
319
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,727
Relax.
320
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,762
Doug hired me to help
around the house.
321
00:16:20,763 --> 00:16:23,248
See? I'm washing out
his work clothes.
322
00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:24,382
Oh.
323
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:27,002
So am I to understand
you're the maid?
324
00:16:27,003 --> 00:16:27,953
Yeah.
325
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,288
Oh.
326
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,690
Then as master of the house,
327
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,859
I'll leave you to your duties.
328
00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:44,703
Hm.
329
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:46,672
What is it?
330
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:50,676
It's just this sudden
change in circumstances.
331
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:54,145
I must admit...
332
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:58,233
I'm finding it
rather titillating.
333
00:16:58,234 --> 00:16:59,485
You do?
334
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:02,754
Perhaps it's the taboo
of class distinction
335
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:07,192
or the allure or your stern
yet body-hugging uniform.
336
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:12,965
But I'm seeing you in
a whole new light.
337
00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:15,834
Look, Arthur, I was
hired to work here.
338
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:18,754
Now, any personal
relationship between us
339
00:17:18,755 --> 00:17:21,840
would be totally inappropriate.
340
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:25,510
You know just what to
say to get me going.
341
00:17:39,709 --> 00:17:41,142
Look at this.
342
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,930
Apparently, someone
thought doing laundry
343
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:48,901
wasn't as important as
watching Sábado Gigante.
344
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:57,625
You know what they say. When
life gives you lemons...
345
00:17:57,626 --> 00:18:00,061
you get lemon maid.
346
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,266
Inez, uh, ¿Qué?
347
00:18:05,267 --> 00:18:08,020
what's going on with
the, uh, lavaro here?
348
00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:10,305
No puedo ir abajo.
349
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,524
Why can't you go downstairs?
¿Porqué?
350
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:16,862
Porque Veronica siempre
downstairs haciendo
351
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,965
boom-boom con Señor Grandpa.
352
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,773
Do you know what's going on?
353
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,958
Instead of doing her work,
354
00:18:29,959 --> 00:18:34,129
Veronica is downstairs
boom-booming my dad!
355
00:18:34,130 --> 00:18:35,881
What?
356
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,783
Yeah! That's why Inez
can't do the laundry.
357
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,303
Your maid is ruining my maid.
358
00:18:41,304 --> 00:18:42,654
You're just jealous
359
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,991
'cause my maid's willing
to go the extra mile.
360
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:51,530
Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry I
was downstairs so long.
361
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,632
I had to catch up on my ironing.
362
00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,538
Okay, you know what?
363
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:00,839
I will handle this
364
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,908
just like I handle
everything else around here.
365
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,610
So why don't you eat a ring-ding
or a Ho Ho or a hoo-hoo-
366
00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:08,413
Whatever the hell it
is you eat now, okay?
367
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:11,015
Uh, Veronica, it's
pretty obvious
368
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:14,286
that we have a crazy
thing going on here.
369
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,837
But, uh, you've been
doing a great job,
370
00:19:15,838 --> 00:19:17,539
but I'm gonna have
to let you go.
371
00:19:17,540 --> 00:19:19,341
Uh, excuse me. You do not
have that authority.
372
00:19:19,342 --> 00:19:21,209
Yes, I do 'cause I'm the boss.
You're fired.
373
00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:22,510
No, no. You stay right here.
374
00:19:22,511 --> 00:19:24,445
If anybody's getting
the boot, it's her.
375
00:19:24,446 --> 00:19:26,714
Sorry, Inez. You're fired.
376
00:19:26,715 --> 00:19:27,633
¿Qúe?
377
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,634
Oh, God, what is the word here?
378
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,770
The word. Uh...
379
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,139
Sorry, Inez. You're confuego.
380
00:19:35,859 --> 00:19:38,210
Okay, idiot. You just
told her she's on fire.
381
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:40,729
She knows what I mean. Yeah.
382
00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:42,147
Why are you still here?
383
00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:43,649
He told me to stay.
384
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:46,618
And I am telling you to
leave, or it is go time.
385
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:47,820
Oh!
386
00:19:47,821 --> 00:19:49,521
Go time. Let's go.
Yes, absolutely.
387
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,389
Esto es imposible.
388
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:54,576
No, no - Yeah, right.
Absolutely.
389
00:19:54,577 --> 00:19:57,896
Sorry. Don't let the, uh,
puerta hit you in the, uh...
390
00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,498
You know!
391
00:20:05,755 --> 00:20:07,956
Never would've happened
if we got a speedboat.
392
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:16,631
Veronica.
393
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:17,750
Yes?
394
00:20:17,751 --> 00:20:20,619
Do you have a moment to
pop on down to my room?
395
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:21,871
Why?
396
00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:24,156
There's something
wrong with my bed.
397
00:20:24,157 --> 00:20:26,208
You're not in it.
398
00:20:26,209 --> 00:20:28,193
We have all the time
in the world now.
399
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:30,379
Carrie fired me.
400
00:20:30,380 --> 00:20:32,548
So you're no longer the maid?
401
00:20:32,549 --> 00:20:33,632
No.
402
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:37,252
But after all we've shared,
403
00:20:37,253 --> 00:20:39,855
does that really matter now?
404
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,474
I'll call you.
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