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Hey, honey.
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What are you doing?
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Coloring.
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Gotta be honest with you.
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A little disturbing.
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Kirby left them.
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It's actually pretty relaxing.
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Is that so?
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Yeah. You should try it.
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It may take the edge off
during your lady time.
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Well, thank you for the tip,
but you have your little fun,
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and then maybe later you can
climb up into your tree house,
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and I'll bring you a juice box.
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Make your jokes,
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but you don't know
what you're missing.
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Okay, I want in.
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Give me the, uh, orange one.
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No, I'm using it.
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No, you're not.
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I will be in a second.
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Doug, I have a bunny
here with a carrot.
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So?
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So I need the orange one.
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Use brown. Give the
bunny a cigar.
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No. I need it!
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Tough! Doug, give it to me.
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No. No!
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Oh, my God, give it to me.
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No! Give it to me.
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Dad!
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You're such a baby.
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So how have you guys been?
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I feel like I haven't seen
you in, like, forever.
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You know, good.
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Busy with the kids,
school, play dates.
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Kirby's got his
baton-twirling class.
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Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
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I miss our regular
Saturday night thing.
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You know, we gotta
get that thing
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back up and running again.
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How 'bout next Saturday?
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Yeah. Yeah, um...
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That's actually not
real good for us.
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All right, so we'll do
it the next Saturday.
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Dinner and a movie?
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You know, that's not gonna
work for us either.
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Okay, um, did we do something
to tick you guys off?
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Was it because we
smiled when you told us
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about Kirby's
baton-twirling classes?
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'Cause we were smiling
like "That's awesome!"
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Wait, it's not you,
it's just, uh...
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We met another couple.
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What?
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The thing is that they
live in our building.
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The kids are the same age.
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Saturday afternoon the
kids play together,
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then at night we all hang out,
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and we don't have
to get a sitter.
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It's kind of become
a regular thing.
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We didn't mean for
this to happen.
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It just... did.
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All right. Hey, man,
good for you guys.
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Yeah. I mean, they got
kids, you got kids.
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We could still hang out.
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Yeah. We could do brunch.
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Whatever.
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Come on, man, don't
be like that.
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Don't worry about us, okay?
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We got tons of friends.
Yeah. Tons.
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Well, that's good.
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Yeah, it is good.
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I hate Saturday nights.
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What do you think
Deacon and Kelly
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are doing right now?
Doug, don't.
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I'm just saying, it's
been 3 weeks, Carrie.
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When does it stop hurting?
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I don't know, baby.
I don't know.
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I can't believe there
are no other couples
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to hang out with.
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We could always call
Neal and Marcy.
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Neal and Marcy.
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Are you crazy?
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I'm just saying they loved us.
Yeah.
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Too much. They named their
cats after us, for God's sake.
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Those cats are dead by now.
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At least Carrie is.
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She got pregnant like 30 times.
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We are not calling
Neal and Marcy, okay?
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Yeah, you're right.
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I'm gonna go to bed.
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Right behind you.
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I'm just gonna clean
up here a little bit.
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Okay.
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Hello? Hello?
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Who is this?
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Hello?
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What are you doing?
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Just checking the time.
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Seven-oh-eight. Good job, buddy.
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You were calling Deacon
and Kelly again.
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I just wanted to hear what
was going on over there.
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Oh, my God, you're pathetic.
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What was going on over there?
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I don't know, but
it sounded like
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the best time four
people ever had.
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Damn it.
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You know what? Screw them.
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And screw us for
being such losers.
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You know what we gotta do?
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We gotta get off our butts,
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get out there and find
a replacement couple
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for Deacon and Kelly.
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I don't know.
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I don't think we're ready yet.
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Of course we're ready.
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Come on, we're nice, we're
funny, we're smart.
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Any other couple would
be lucky to have us.
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You know, you're right.
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Who cares what Deacon
and Kelly think?
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We're a catch!
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Yes, we are. So you know
what we're gonna do?
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We're gonna shower, shave,
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pop that thing on your lip,
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and we're gonna get
us a new couple.
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I just say we cut
our losses and go.
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All right? This obviously
isn't the right store.
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Doug, we were just in the
wrong department, okay?
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You don't meet a lot of
nice couples in lumber.
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We know that now.
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The paint department.
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Now, this is a
virtual meat market.
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Yeah, well, what are we
looking for this time?
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I mean, do we necessarily
have to go black?
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Can we go back?
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I don't care if they're
black, white, or purple,
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as long as they're nice.
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Hey.
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How 'bout them?
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Hm. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Okay, I'll give them a tumble.
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All right.
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Let's make our move.
It's magic time.
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Hey, hon, look at that
color, right there.
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Look at that. That is nice, huh?
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Yeah, that is nice.
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Wow, that Dutch
boy knows his way
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around a can of paint.
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You know what I'm sayin'?
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Yeah. Great variety.
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The best.
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Hey, you guys wanna get outta here?
Catch a movie?
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What?
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Just grab some dinner.
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Maybe go to an Olive Garden.
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There's one by the theater.
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Um, we actually have plans.
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Oh. No biggie. Okay.
Not a problem.
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Take care now.
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The walk of shame.
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What the hell was that?
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Do you know that you
have no rap whatsoever?
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All right, I'm a little
out of practice.
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But in my defense,
they had plans.
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Yeah, plans to get a
restraining order.
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Oh, hey, hey, hey.
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Okay, now, I see some
talent over there.
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Now, this time, you
just follow my lead.
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Okay, but don't invite
'em to the Olive Garden.
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That's my thing.
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Carly? Alex?
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No.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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You look like friends
of ours from the, um-
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From the dog park.
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Oh, you have a dog?
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Five.
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So do you have a dog?
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A beagle.
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Oh... Oh...
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We're Doug and
Carrie, by the way.
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Brigitte and Jon.
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Brigitte? Oh, my God,
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that was my mother's name!
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Mine too.
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Wow. Small world, huh?
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Yes. Yes.
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Anyway, it was nice meeting you.
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Okay. You too.
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Okay.
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Oh, Doug, did you get
those Norah Jones tickets
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for next weekend?
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Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah I did.
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah. Norah Jones.
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Yeah, she's great. Yeah.
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Yeah, we've seen her.
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Oh, yeah? She is great.
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We love her.
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So do our moms. They do.
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Anyway, here's a crazy thought.
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Uh, we have two extra tickets
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if you guys are interested.
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Okay. That sounds like fun.
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All right. Well, let me
just get your number.
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Great.
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We'll call you.
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Here you go. Just call us.
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I will.
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Don't call after 10.
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I don't wanna wake the kids.
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Oh, right-o.
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Okay. Bye.
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Damn it! Kids!
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Well, this has been a
huge waste of time.
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Well, maybe not.
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What about them?
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Them? I mean, are we
really that desperate?
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Attention, shoppers,
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the store will be
closing in 10 minutes.
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I can't believe we
went out with them.
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What were we thinking?
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I don't know.
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The karaoke, the Jell-O
shots, the line dancing.
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I've never felt so dirty.
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Did I really get
up there and sing
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You Don't Bring Me
Flowers with Peggy?
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Twice.
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And once with her
on your shoulders.
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I need a shower.
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And I need this tattoo
to be temporary.
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Doug, we can't give up, okay?
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We've gotta get back out there.
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What the hell is that, a
turtle biting an apple?
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Okay, look...
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we've hit rock bottom.
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Now, I'm gonna throw two
names out at you, okay?
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Neal and Marcy.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, you were right.
They're brutal.
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Neal's always making
those stupid toasts,
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and Marcy's laughing
like a mental patient
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at everything he says.
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Yeah, but we haven't seen
them in a long time.
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Maybe they've changed.
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To us. Not the magazine,
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but what the heck, that too.
Right?
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It's so funny.
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Neal and I were just
talking about you guys,
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and then we got home,
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and there's your message
on our machine.
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We couldn't believe it was you.
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We must have listened
to it 20 times.
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So, what have you
guys been up to?
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Well, uh, the big news is
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Marcy and I have a new
addition to the family.
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A baby?
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No.
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You know Neal is sterile.
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Oh, come on, show 'em
the picture, honey.
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You have a picture of
Neal being sterile?
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Of course not, silly.
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I am silly.
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Is that a boat?
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Yes, it is. Thirty-five
feet of seafaring fun!
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Whoa, the envelope business
has been good to you, huh?
266
00:11:21,997 --> 00:11:23,764
Well, let's just say-
Oh, Neal, don't.
267
00:11:23,765 --> 00:11:26,166
- envelopes have my
stamp of approval.
268
00:11:27,503 --> 00:11:30,571
Oh, ha-ha, yeah.
269
00:11:30,572 --> 00:11:31,655
Oh, my God!
270
00:11:31,656 --> 00:11:33,741
You have to come out
on the boat with us.
271
00:11:33,742 --> 00:11:35,510
You must!
272
00:11:35,511 --> 00:11:36,260
Must we?
273
00:11:36,261 --> 00:11:37,728
No, no, no. You
see, the thing is-
274
00:11:37,729 --> 00:11:39,213
Oh, honey, look.
275
00:11:39,214 --> 00:11:40,197
It's the Koehlers.
276
00:11:40,198 --> 00:11:41,865
Hey. Hey, Marc, Renee.
Hi, strangers.
277
00:11:41,866 --> 00:11:43,267
Hey.
278
00:11:43,268 --> 00:11:44,969
Doug, Carrie, this
is Marc and Renee.
279
00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:46,153
We were in a book club together
280
00:11:46,154 --> 00:11:48,189
about a million years ago.
281
00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:49,173
Ugh, that book club!
282
00:11:49,174 --> 00:11:50,374
God, what were we thinking?
283
00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:51,776
That was deadly. Deadly.
284
00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:54,896
The bottom line is books suck.
285
00:11:54,897 --> 00:11:56,897
Wow. I'm glad somebody
286
00:11:56,898 --> 00:11:58,566
finally had the guts
to say it out loud.
287
00:11:58,567 --> 00:12:00,651
You know what? I'll go you
one further than that.
288
00:12:00,652 --> 00:12:02,737
overrated.
289
00:12:02,738 --> 00:12:04,705
I mean, God gave us the
miracle of television.
290
00:12:04,706 --> 00:12:06,073
Who are we to question his plan?
291
00:12:06,074 --> 00:12:08,042
Exactly.
292
00:12:08,043 --> 00:12:10,094
All Marcy and I ever watch
is The History Channel.
293
00:12:10,095 --> 00:12:12,196
It's very informative.
294
00:12:14,616 --> 00:12:15,983
Anyway...
295
00:12:15,984 --> 00:12:17,835
I love that jacket.
296
00:12:17,836 --> 00:12:19,337
Oh, thanks. I got it
at Bloomingdale's.
297
00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:21,606
But, you know, that sales
guy, he has a real attitude.
298
00:12:21,607 --> 00:12:23,007
If I hadn't wanted
this so badly,
299
00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:25,593
I would have fed him
his own toupee.
300
00:12:25,594 --> 00:12:27,161
I think I met the same salesman.
301
00:12:27,162 --> 00:12:29,063
I've wanted to smack him
myself a few times.
302
00:12:29,064 --> 00:12:30,398
Yeah? Yeah.
303
00:12:30,399 --> 00:12:31,465
We gotta run. We gotta run.
304
00:12:31,466 --> 00:12:32,867
It was nice meeting you. Yeah.
305
00:12:32,868 --> 00:12:33,901
Oh, hey, listen.
306
00:12:33,902 --> 00:12:36,037
You gotta try the
rib eye special.
307
00:12:36,038 --> 00:12:37,622
They wrap it in bacon,
308
00:12:37,623 --> 00:12:40,024
and then they cook it in butter.
Oh.
309
00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:41,776
I'd eat my own foot if
it was wrapped in bacon
310
00:12:41,777 --> 00:12:43,411
and cooked in butter.
We'll see you.
311
00:12:43,412 --> 00:12:44,745
All right. Bye.
312
00:12:45,947 --> 00:12:47,180
So we gotta figure out
313
00:12:47,181 --> 00:12:49,316
how to get these landlubbers
out on the boat.
314
00:12:49,317 --> 00:12:50,835
Oh, we have to.
315
00:12:50,836 --> 00:12:51,753
Yeah. Just have to.
316
00:12:51,754 --> 00:12:53,054
Well, let's do it. Oh, boy.
317
00:12:53,055 --> 00:12:54,055
Let's put it together.
318
00:12:54,056 --> 00:12:55,923
Captain Neal is so
cute in his hat.
319
00:12:55,924 --> 00:12:56,991
It's a good time.
320
00:13:01,964 --> 00:13:03,697
He hates books, Carrie.
321
00:13:03,698 --> 00:13:05,266
How great is that?
322
00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:08,436
I know. And did you see the
shoes she was wearing?
323
00:13:08,437 --> 00:13:10,221
Yah! Ah!
324
00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:14,058
And we both wanna smack
obnoxious salesmen.
325
00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:15,392
Honey, we found them.
326
00:13:15,393 --> 00:13:18,196
We found our couple, baby!
327
00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:19,397
Next Saturday night,
328
00:13:19,398 --> 00:13:20,981
we go out with them. Agreed?
329
00:13:20,982 --> 00:13:22,466
Absolutely agreed.
330
00:13:23,952 --> 00:13:26,353
Never thought going out with
Neal and Marcy would be good.
331
00:13:26,354 --> 00:13:28,555
If we never would have,
we wouldn't have met-
332
00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:31,909
Um...
333
00:13:32,510 --> 00:13:34,378
Oh, my God!
334
00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:36,230
Do you remember their names?
335
00:13:36,231 --> 00:13:37,497
Crap.
336
00:13:37,966 --> 00:13:40,017
I wanna say...
337
00:13:40,018 --> 00:13:42,152
Helen and Stanley.
338
00:13:43,755 --> 00:13:46,690
Those are The Ropers!
339
00:13:46,691 --> 00:13:48,976
Why didn't you pay attention?
340
00:13:48,977 --> 00:13:49,844
I was lost in his eyes!
341
00:13:49,845 --> 00:13:51,846
Why didn't you pay attention?
342
00:13:51,847 --> 00:13:53,681
Oh, I was lost in her shoes.
343
00:13:54,966 --> 00:13:56,517
Well, now what are we gonna do?
344
00:13:56,518 --> 00:13:58,919
I guess we're just gonna
have to get their names
345
00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:01,322
from Neal and Marcy.
346
00:14:01,323 --> 00:14:02,873
Oh, sure. I'll
just call and say,
347
00:14:02,874 --> 00:14:05,009
"Hey, um, you two sicken us,
348
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:08,412
but can we get the names and
number of your friends?"
349
00:14:08,413 --> 00:14:11,499
If you think it'll
work, I'm on board.
350
00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:16,387
Hey, a toast to friends.
351
00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:17,421
Not the show.
352
00:14:17,422 --> 00:14:19,040
Ah, what the heck, that too.
353
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:23,827
Oh, Carrie,
354
00:14:23,828 --> 00:14:28,299
that bacon-wrapped rib
eye was incredible.
355
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:29,400
Oh, thank you.
356
00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:33,054
I don't know where
I got that idea.
357
00:14:33,055 --> 00:14:34,055
I think I do.
358
00:14:34,056 --> 00:14:37,892
Uh, God, who was talking
about rib eye...
359
00:14:37,893 --> 00:14:39,860
wrapped in bacon recently?
360
00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:44,014
It was in Cooper's.
361
00:14:44,015 --> 00:14:48,585
Ah, he said, "Try the
rib eye special. "
362
00:14:50,341 --> 00:14:51,323
It was a couple.
363
00:14:55,627 --> 00:14:59,763
There were two of 'em.
364
00:15:01,149 --> 00:15:02,850
Oh, I know!
365
00:15:02,851 --> 00:15:06,921
Um, Neal and Marcy's friends
from the book club.
366
00:15:06,922 --> 00:15:09,357
Yes! Neal and Marcy's
friends from the book club.
367
00:15:09,358 --> 00:15:11,842
Oh, my god! What
were their names?
368
00:15:11,843 --> 00:15:13,261
Uh, Marc and Renee.
369
00:15:13,262 --> 00:15:15,096
Marc and Renee, of course.
370
00:15:15,097 --> 00:15:16,464
Oh, God.
371
00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:21,736
What- What ya
writing, Care-Care?
372
00:15:21,737 --> 00:15:24,304
Oh, um, just a shopping
list for Costco.
373
00:15:24,305 --> 00:15:25,873
I gotta remember to
pick up a bag of,
374
00:15:25,874 --> 00:15:28,108
um, Nestle miniatures.
375
00:15:28,109 --> 00:15:30,077
Oh. Yeah.
376
00:15:30,078 --> 00:15:32,279
Don't get miniatures,
get the regular size.
377
00:15:36,451 --> 00:15:38,619
So Marc and Renee.
378
00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:41,122
What characters, huh?
379
00:15:41,123 --> 00:15:42,873
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
380
00:15:42,874 --> 00:15:43,891
I, uh, I don't envy Marc,
381
00:15:43,892 --> 00:15:46,544
growing up with a last
name like that, huh?
382
00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:47,795
Why?
383
00:15:47,796 --> 00:15:49,213
Well, you just know
how kids tease.
384
00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:52,116
I mean, they can be
merciless, you know.
385
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,635
Especially when they
get a name like that.
386
00:15:54,636 --> 00:15:56,020
Ahem. Koehler?
387
00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:57,271
Yeah.
388
00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:00,708
You kidding me?
389
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:03,377
"Koehler, Koehler...
390
00:16:03,378 --> 00:16:06,647
has an impacted molar. "
391
00:16:07,432 --> 00:16:08,899
Yeah.
392
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,434
I'll be right back. I
got to get some more-
393
00:16:14,222 --> 00:16:16,490
So, Doug, are those
curtains new?
394
00:16:21,964 --> 00:16:23,397
Sorry about that.
395
00:16:23,398 --> 00:16:25,800
No, it's okay. I was just
wondering if the curtains-
396
00:16:29,871 --> 00:16:31,138
Oh.
397
00:16:31,139 --> 00:16:32,506
You all right? Yeah.
398
00:16:32,507 --> 00:16:34,275
It's just I've been
working the late shift
399
00:16:34,276 --> 00:16:36,978
and tomorrow I gotta get
up at, like, 5 a. m.
400
00:16:36,979 --> 00:16:38,813
We don't wanna keep you up.
401
00:16:38,814 --> 00:16:40,914
Great. That's great.
402
00:16:40,915 --> 00:16:43,384
Um, okay, well, we should
really say good night to-
403
00:16:47,189 --> 00:16:48,489
Well, you know, we'd love to-
404
00:16:48,490 --> 00:16:49,490
Yeah, I'll tell her.
405
00:16:49,491 --> 00:16:51,659
- have the two of you over.
406
00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:01,202
Are they gone?
407
00:17:01,203 --> 00:17:02,870
Yep. I yawned them
right into the street.
408
00:17:02,871 --> 00:17:05,889
Doug, the Koehlers aren't
listed in the phone book.
409
00:17:05,890 --> 00:17:07,625
We need them!
410
00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:08,876
Are you kidding me?
411
00:17:08,877 --> 00:17:10,544
No, I'm not kidding you.
I wish I were.
412
00:17:10,545 --> 00:17:11,995
Oh, God. They
probably got unlisted
413
00:17:11,996 --> 00:17:16,333
because Neal and Marcy
drove 'em away.
414
00:17:17,702 --> 00:17:19,703
They're so crazy. Now
what are we gonna do?
415
00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:23,140
I hate them! They
ruined our lives!
416
00:17:23,141 --> 00:17:25,743
Now we're never gonna
find the Koehlers.
417
00:17:27,111 --> 00:17:28,245
Yeah.
418
00:17:28,246 --> 00:17:30,013
Here we are,
419
00:17:30,014 --> 00:17:31,715
back on the couch.
420
00:17:34,903 --> 00:17:37,087
Maybe it's not so
bad us not finding
421
00:17:37,088 --> 00:17:39,223
another couple to hang
out with, you know?
422
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:42,026
Just the two of us,
is that so terrible?
423
00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:43,861
It's like that poem,
424
00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:48,098
Grow old with me The
best is yet to be
425
00:17:56,641 --> 00:17:57,925
Okay. Come on.
426
00:17:57,926 --> 00:18:00,027
We're looking for an
address book, a PalmPilot,
427
00:18:00,028 --> 00:18:02,229
a matchbook with the
Koehler" phone number on it-
428
00:18:02,230 --> 00:18:03,263
Anything!
429
00:18:04,733 --> 00:18:05,599
Whoop.
430
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:06,700
What? You got it?
431
00:18:06,701 --> 00:18:10,404
Nope, but somebody's got eczema.
432
00:18:10,405 --> 00:18:11,655
Doug, stop it.
433
00:18:11,656 --> 00:18:13,807
I'm just saying
someone's got eczema.
434
00:18:16,078 --> 00:18:18,863
Oh, I got it. I got it.
435
00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:20,947
Right, they're coming back.
They're coming back.
436
00:18:20,948 --> 00:18:22,366
As soon as we're
out on the ocean
437
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:24,651
and they're doing boat crap,
let's get that number.
438
00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:26,787
Hey! Oh.
439
00:18:26,788 --> 00:18:27,988
Let me help you with that.
440
00:18:27,989 --> 00:18:29,540
Hey, where's yours?
441
00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:31,342
Oh, I thought the four
of us could share this.
442
00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:32,760
That was just- I
was just joking,
443
00:18:32,761 --> 00:18:35,296
'cause, you know, I'm fat.
444
00:18:35,297 --> 00:18:36,997
Doug, I care about you too much
445
00:18:36,998 --> 00:18:39,600
to laugh at your health issues.
446
00:18:39,601 --> 00:18:40,935
All right.
447
00:18:40,936 --> 00:18:42,736
Okay, well, let's
fire this baby up
448
00:18:42,737 --> 00:18:44,204
and get her out to sea.
449
00:18:44,205 --> 00:18:46,774
I wanna see you guys in action.
450
00:18:46,775 --> 00:18:48,976
Oh, well, we won't be going out.
451
00:18:48,977 --> 00:18:50,861
Huh? Why not?
452
00:18:50,862 --> 00:18:54,297
Well, Neal failed his
boating license test again.
453
00:18:54,298 --> 00:18:56,266
I don't know what it is.
I know all the answers.
454
00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:57,401
I guess I just panic.
455
00:18:57,402 --> 00:18:59,336
Mm-hm. But that doesn't mean
456
00:18:59,337 --> 00:19:02,656
we can't still have fun
right here on the dock.
457
00:19:02,657 --> 00:19:03,908
How do you figure?
458
00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:06,076
Even though Neal doesn't
have his license,
459
00:19:06,077 --> 00:19:07,711
we do have...
460
00:19:07,712 --> 00:19:09,663
Adverbia!
461
00:19:09,664 --> 00:19:10,798
The game of adverbs!
462
00:19:10,799 --> 00:19:13,634
Oh, it is the funnest
word game ever.
463
00:19:13,635 --> 00:19:15,102
Uh, yeah, hey, you
know, we'll play.
464
00:19:15,103 --> 00:19:16,704
We'll all play, but
then Neal, Marcy,
465
00:19:16,705 --> 00:19:19,306
you guys got to give me a
tour of this bucket first.
466
00:19:19,307 --> 00:19:20,557
Yes, you give him a tour,
467
00:19:20,558 --> 00:19:22,593
and I am gonna bone
up on my Adverbia,
468
00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:24,661
because I plays to win.
469
00:19:28,399 --> 00:19:32,586
Here's this is what's
called the main cabin.
470
00:19:32,587 --> 00:19:34,521
Uh, here is where
all the action is.
471
00:19:34,522 --> 00:19:36,223
Wow.
472
00:19:36,224 --> 00:19:38,642
Oh, Carrie, I found
the Adverbia-
473
00:19:40,195 --> 00:19:42,196
Uh, what are you
doing, Care-Care?
474
00:19:42,197 --> 00:19:43,497
Um...
475
00:19:43,498 --> 00:19:45,466
What's going on?
476
00:19:45,467 --> 00:19:47,851
Oh, my God, she's robbing you.
477
00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:53,006
Honey, I thought we beat this.
478
00:19:53,007 --> 00:19:55,642
We're gonna have to move again.
479
00:19:56,477 --> 00:19:58,128
All right...
480
00:19:58,129 --> 00:20:00,831
the truth is, I was looking for
481
00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:02,432
Marc and Renee's phone number.
482
00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:03,834
We really hit it off with them,
483
00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:05,286
and we didn't wanna ask you guys
484
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,637
for their phone number
485
00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:08,956
because we thought your
feelings would get hurt.
486
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:10,390
Please, please understand-
487
00:20:10,391 --> 00:20:12,893
Oh, no, we understand.
488
00:20:12,894 --> 00:20:15,128
You only pretended to like
us to get to the Koehlers.
489
00:20:15,129 --> 00:20:16,546
You prefer their
company to ours,
490
00:20:16,547 --> 00:20:17,798
and why wouldn't you?
491
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:19,700
Because the Koehlers,
they're perfect.
492
00:20:19,701 --> 00:20:21,452
They're just perfect,
aren't they?
493
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:23,537
Know what? You're not gonna
get to be with them,
494
00:20:23,538 --> 00:20:26,089
because now nobody's
gonna get their number.
495
00:20:37,885 --> 00:20:39,219
I got it, honey!
496
00:20:51,332 --> 00:20:53,234
Excuse me.
497
00:20:53,235 --> 00:20:54,518
Yeah.
498
00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:56,503
I'm afraid I'm gonna have
to ask you two to leave.
499
00:20:56,504 --> 00:20:58,972
Apparently, you've been making
some unwelcome advances
500
00:20:58,973 --> 00:21:00,173
to our other shoppers.
501
00:21:01,459 --> 00:21:03,260
You can't make us leave.
502
00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:04,962
We're paying customers.
503
00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:07,330
Yeah. I'm getting
drywall anchors, okay?
504
00:21:07,331 --> 00:21:08,966
So step off.
505
00:21:10,335 --> 00:21:11,301
I'm gonna need some backup
506
00:21:11,302 --> 00:21:12,836
in the paint department.
507
00:21:13,638 --> 00:21:14,638
Okay, you know what?
508
00:21:14,639 --> 00:21:16,140
Fine. Let's go, honey.
509
00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:18,308
It smells like bacon in here.
510
00:21:21,946 --> 00:21:23,380
Wait a second, do you, uh,
511
00:21:23,381 --> 00:21:26,316
and the missis happen
to like Norah Jones?
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