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That is the coolest
motorcycle I've ever seen.
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Makes you want to run out and
get a giant tattoo, you know?
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Maybe like Mickey Mouse
giving the finger.
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No, Mickey Mouse can't do that.
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He doesn't have a middle finger.
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What are you talking about?
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He only has four fingers.
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You're thinking of the
Hamburger Helper hand.
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No, I'm thinking about
the Mickey Mouse hand.
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Actually Danny's right on this.
I was in the Mouseketeer club.
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And the final piece of
why I'm single puzzle...
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In place.
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Hey, if you're out of the club,
why do you have the mouse ears?
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Instead of worrying about
what's in my private trunk,
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why don't you focus on
not being such a slob?
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Well, why don't you work
on getting your mom
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out of our apartment?
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Your mom lives with you?
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Her building got torn down,
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and she's been nothing
but a delight.
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I'm just saying I
could do without
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the see-through housedress.
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I lived with the
woman for 29 years.
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I think she can live
with me for 6 months.
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Six months?
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Twenty-nine years?
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If I have to wear one,
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why can't it at least
be my fish tie?
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No. That's stupid.
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Okay, a tie that looks exactly
like a trout is stupid.
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Now, let me explain
what tonight is, okay?
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Mr. Dugan- He owns the company.
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- is throwing a party
for our floor-
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Is throwing a party
for our floor
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to show his appreciation
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for all the hard work-
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.. that our department-
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Forget it. You know, don't go.
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I'm kidding around with you.
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Come on, Doug. You never take any
of my work things seriously.
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That's not true.
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Oh, it is true, okay?
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The last party, you
left me for an hour,
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because you were having
a burping contest
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with the bathroom attendant.
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He challenged me. I had
to take him to school.
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And another thing, Doug.
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You've met the people I
work with a million times,
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and yet you never
remember who anybody is.
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I remember Dieter
from the bathroom,
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who I burped out
of the building.
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Honey, listen to me.
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This is very important
to me tonight, okay?
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So I am begging you,
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if you have any
feelings for me at all,
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please, please don't
embarrass me tonight.
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All right. You got it.
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Thank you.
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A. Spooner, dressed and ready.
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He's going?
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You wanna make a good impression
and you're bringing him?
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The invitation says
"families welcome. "
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I'm family, and I
like free shrimp.
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Dad,
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I am happy to bring
you, but just remember,
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the shrimp is free,
but it's not to go.
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It is if your pockets are
lined with tin foil.
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Okay, Dad, I'm begging
you, for one night,
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please just act like a normal
human being for me, okay?
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What do you say?
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No.
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Dad.
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And inhale up.
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Ahh.
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And exhale out.
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Ahh.
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Oh, hi, Danny.
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Hey.
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And last time, big inhale up.
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And out. Good work.
We'll see you tomorrow.
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Oh, ho-ho. What a workout.
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I feel great.
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You done with the TV?
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Huh? Yeah, sure. It's all yours.
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Great. Thanks. Uh.
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What's up? You know,
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you remind me of a
magician I once knew.
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We were just friends. At first.
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But then I decided to
take him on as a lover.
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Hey.
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Oh, Spencer.
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Do you remember that
magician I dated
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when you were a boy?
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Ivan the Magnificent?
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No. The other one.
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Oh, the Amazing Carl.
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Yeah. He always had those
weird balloons in his wallet.
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Doesn't Danny look
a lot like him?
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No, not really.
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Come on. The strong jaw?
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The full lips?
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He's a dead ringer.
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We'll have to start calling you
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Danny the Great.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Anyway...
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I'm gonna go take a
long bubble bath.
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Hey, dude, I'm not sure,
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but I think your
mom's hitting on me.
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Hey, you stay away from her.
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What are you talking about?
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She's vulnerable, okay?
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And when she's vulnerable,
she turns to men,
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and I couldn't bring any of my
friends home in high school.
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Look, forget it. Just
stay away from her.
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I didn't know it was
such a sensitive area.
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It is. And how many
times have I told you,
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do your own dishes.
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Get up and do it now. Do it now.
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All right, I'll do it now.
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Although...
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it's gonna be hard for
me to do the dishes
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and stay away from your mom.
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You wouldn't.
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No, I wouldn't.
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But Danny the Great might.
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Which is why I look
at all of you people,
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not as co-workers,
but as family.
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The only difference being
that I can fire you people.
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I can't fire anybody in my family.
Lord knows I've tried.
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Doug, bring it down.
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Bring it down.
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Anyhow,
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stay as long as you like.
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Enjoy the drinks and the food.
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Oh, I will.
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Believe you me, I will.
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So, this wasn't so bad, right?
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Well, I thought it was
gonna be really boring,
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but i-it's all right.
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Hey, Carrie, nice to see you.
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Hi. Oh, hey, Doug.
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Hey.
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Doug, you remember meeting Mike?
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Of course I remember Mike.
How's it going, Mike?
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It's going good. I was on my way
out, and I wanted to say hello.
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Oh, okay. All right, man.
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Have a good night. Take care.
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Bye-bye.
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Okay, I think I schmoozed
everyone I need to schmooze.
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I'm gonna go to the
bathroom, then we'll go.
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All right. I'll wait here.
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Yes, but make eye contact
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with no one.
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Put 'em back, Dad.
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Doug.
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Hey.
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Stay right there.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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That lady in the
purple suit there.
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I know I met her before.
Who is she?
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I'm sorry. I don't know her.
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Her name, her job. Anything.
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Mm... No.
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My wife's gonna kill me.
Come on, man.
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Oh, crap, crap.
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Hey, Doug.
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Hey.
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I was hoping to see you here.
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What are you doing here?
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Ha, I work here.
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I know. I'm just saying, like,
"what are you doing here?"
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like, "what's up?
What's shakin'?"
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We miss you, is what I'm saying.
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We... really miss you.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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Yeah.
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We have got to get together.
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Wow. Great. I'd love to.
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Okay, just walk away now.
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Just say good night and leave.
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How 'bout Sunday?
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How 'bout brunch?
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Brunch on the beach?
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On the beach?
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What beach? Shut up.
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Stop talking.
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I would love that.
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I- I guess I'll set
it up with Carrie.
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You guess? You make it happen.
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Okay, I will.
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All right. Well, you
take care now, then.
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Douglas, aren't you
gonna introduce me?
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No!
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Hm?
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Aren't you gonna introduce me?
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Oh. Oh, God, how rude of me.
I'm sorry.
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This is Arthur,
my father-in-law.
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Arthur, heh-heh.
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Uh, this is-
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Well, this is just one
of the coolest people
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here at the firm.
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She's a great gal...
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Think of something.
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Think.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, my God. He's
having a heart attack.
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Mr. Heffernan, can you
describe the pain?
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Uh, yeah, there's a...
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pain just shooting
down my right arm.
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Well, with a heart attack,
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there'd be pain shooting
down the left arm.
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I- I meant my left. I
said right for you.
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I switched it around for you.
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Okay. Just hang in
there, all right?
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We'll be in the emergency
room in a minute.
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Baby, I love you.
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I love you. You'll be okay.
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Don't worry.
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I'm faking it.
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What?
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I'm faking it.
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You know, I'm still
waiting for my thank you.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Doug.
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Thank you. Thank you for
faking a massive heart attack
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in front of all the
people I work with,
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because you forgot
somebody's name.
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You're welcome.
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What were you thinking?
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I was thinking about you.
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I was trying not
to embarrass you.
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Not embarrass me?
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You were carried out
on a stretcher.
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People were praying for you.
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Look, you're missing
the big picture here.
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What's-her-face doesn't
know I forgot her name.
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That's called thinking
on your feet.
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You know what might have
been a better thought, Doug?
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If you remembered Molly's name
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from any of the five
times that you met her.
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It's very easy to be a
Monday-morning quarterback.
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Let me ask, what do you do when
somebody asks you for the time,
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and you don't have a watch?
You swallow your own tongue?
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No. But that's going right
in the bank for next time,
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I'll tell you that much.
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What is your problem? I'm bad with names.
You said yourself.
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No, Doug, you're only
bad with the names
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of the people in my life.
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That's not true. Really?
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What's my boss' name?
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Mrs... ter.
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I don't know. Right.
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And what's the guy's name
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you buy kebabs from
outside Shea Stadium?
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I don't know.
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What is his name?
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Sanjay Habandjasing.
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And his wife's name?
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I don't know. You know it.
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Say it. Say it. I don't know it.
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Ellen, damn it.
Ellen Habandjasing.
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Them you remember,
263
00:11:54,179 --> 00:11:56,031
but Molly you forget.
264
00:11:56,032 --> 00:11:57,249
Who?
265
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,266
Molly.
266
00:11:58,267 --> 00:12:00,001
Heart attack girl.
267
00:12:00,002 --> 00:12:02,453
I just said it five
seconds ago, Doug.
268
00:12:02,454 --> 00:12:03,638
All right.
269
00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:04,789
It's not all right. Forget it.
270
00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:06,658
You don't have to
remember anybody's name,
271
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:07,959
because you're never gonna go
272
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,595
to another work thing
with me ever again.
273
00:12:13,382 --> 00:12:15,883
Except for beach
brunch on Sunday.
274
00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:25,093
Okay, and, uh, when you're
done with my jeans,
275
00:12:25,094 --> 00:12:28,063
why don't you go,
uh, vacuum my room,
276
00:12:28,064 --> 00:12:29,364
roll my pennies,
277
00:12:29,365 --> 00:12:31,966
and, uh, oh, yeah, that
shirt you're wearing?
278
00:12:31,967 --> 00:12:34,769
That's mine now.
279
00:12:34,770 --> 00:12:36,837
You know what? I'm not
doing this anymore.
280
00:12:36,838 --> 00:12:38,990
I'm done.
281
00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:40,659
Hi, boys.
282
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:41,910
Hey.
283
00:12:41,911 --> 00:12:43,295
I got ziti and Entenmann's.
284
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,297
Tonight we're gonna
eat like kings.
285
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:48,433
Oh. That sounds great, Veronica.
Hey.
286
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,502
Tell me something. What
is this behind your ear?
287
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,604
Ooh. Ah. Ooh.
288
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:56,091
Is it a shiny quarter?
289
00:12:56,092 --> 00:12:58,092
Oh, my.
290
00:12:58,093 --> 00:13:01,729
That's a... good trick.
291
00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:04,766
You know any others?
292
00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:07,685
I don't know. Do I, Spence?
293
00:13:14,910 --> 00:13:17,278
Hey, Carrie. How's Doug doing?
294
00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:18,613
Oh. Uh, he's fine.
295
00:13:18,614 --> 00:13:20,848
Turns out it was
just indigestion.
296
00:13:20,849 --> 00:13:22,717
But thank you for
doing CPR on him.
297
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:24,552
That was... brave.
298
00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:26,988
Carrie, I was just wondering
how your husband's doing.
299
00:13:26,989 --> 00:13:29,073
Indigestion. It was
just indigestion.
300
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:32,377
Carrie Heffernan? Yes.
301
00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:35,180
I'm Andrew Dugan. I
own the company.
302
00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:38,550
Yes, I know. Your
picture's on my paycheck.
303
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,302
I just wanted to know,
how is your husband?
304
00:13:41,303 --> 00:13:43,388
Oh, he's much better now.
305
00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:46,524
I'm glad. Now, what was the
diagnosis at the hospital?
306
00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:48,109
Oh, it was just indigestion.
307
00:13:48,110 --> 00:13:49,728
Just indigestion?
308
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,980
Yeah. Yeah. Gas.
309
00:13:51,981 --> 00:13:54,315
A lot of gas.
310
00:13:54,316 --> 00:13:57,351
They said it was like
10 people's worth.
311
00:13:57,352 --> 00:13:59,487
But he's okay now.
He's okay now.
312
00:13:59,488 --> 00:14:02,740
Doctor said my father
had indigestion.
313
00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:04,442
A week later we were
playing badminton,
314
00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:08,245
I lofted a high, arcing shot
to his side of the net...
315
00:14:08,246 --> 00:14:10,180
The shuttlecock never came back.
316
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,567
I won the point.
317
00:14:13,568 --> 00:14:15,936
But lost my dad.
318
00:14:15,937 --> 00:14:17,205
I'm so sorry.
319
00:14:17,206 --> 00:14:19,039
Ah, well, Carrie...
Don't you worry.
320
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,141
This isn't going to be
happening to your husband.
321
00:14:21,142 --> 00:14:23,310
Do you know what I'm going to do?
I am going to get him
322
00:14:23,311 --> 00:14:25,397
to the best heart
specialist in the city.
323
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,480
Oh, no, no, no, sir, sir,
324
00:14:26,481 --> 00:14:27,748
that's really not necessary.
325
00:14:27,749 --> 00:14:29,317
We already took him
to a specialist.
326
00:14:29,318 --> 00:14:30,819
Oh? Who?
327
00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:32,887
Dr., um,
328
00:14:32,888 --> 00:14:35,106
Habandjasing.
329
00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:38,276
Never heard of him. I'm gonna
send him to my specialist.
330
00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:39,994
No, you really don't
need to do that.
331
00:14:39,995 --> 00:14:41,562
Carrie...
332
00:14:41,563 --> 00:14:45,166
I saw how your husband clutched
his chest and went down.
333
00:14:46,502 --> 00:14:47,969
You put that behind
a badminton net,
334
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,971
and it's my dad all over again.
335
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,358
Now, you have your husband
at All Saints Hospital
336
00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:54,359
at 7 a. m. tomorrow.
337
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,528
Oh, and no food for
12 hours before.
338
00:15:03,985 --> 00:15:06,321
Hold on to your skirt.
339
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,524
I had Mario attempt
the very first ever
340
00:15:09,525 --> 00:15:11,426
quadruple cheese pizza.
341
00:15:11,427 --> 00:15:14,779
I swear, it's like
I'm holding a body.
342
00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:18,166
Let's dig in.
343
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,333
What?
344
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:29,794
Right back at ya.
345
00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:32,346
Come on, baby, win
me a stuffed animal.
346
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:42,674
Carrie, I can't go in there.
I'm claustrophobic.
347
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:45,176
Well, it's gonna be a
rough half hour for you.
348
00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:47,061
Half hour?
349
00:15:47,062 --> 00:15:48,296
Longer if you move.
350
00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:13,237
Hey, Dad. I'm heating Doug up some soup.
You want some?
351
00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:15,907
No, thank you, darling. I'd like
to talk to you about something.
352
00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:18,142
What's up? As you may know,
353
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:20,261
I'm twice widowed.
354
00:16:20,262 --> 00:16:23,464
Yes, I heard. I'm so sorry.
355
00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:27,068
Well, I think it would be
easier for you to handle
356
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:31,723
Doug's impending death if you
begin dealing with it now.
357
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,025
Dad, Doug is not dying.
358
00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:35,860
Still in denial.
359
00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:37,445
Listen to me. Doug is fine.
360
00:16:37,446 --> 00:16:39,947
You're fooling yourself.
He's a ticking time bomb.
361
00:16:39,948 --> 00:16:41,716
All right. So what do
you want me to do,
362
00:16:41,717 --> 00:16:43,918
put a pillow over his
face, finish him off?
363
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,737
No. That's horrible.
364
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,955
However, if you're asking
365
00:16:47,956 --> 00:16:50,258
for a few minutes
alone with him...
366
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,161
message received.
367
00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:56,764
What's your point?
368
00:16:56,765 --> 00:17:00,168
I want you to look these over,
get familiar with them.
369
00:17:01,970 --> 00:17:03,254
Dad,
370
00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:05,957
these are men's profiles
from a dating service.
371
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,091
Exactly.
372
00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:08,576
Now, this time,
373
00:17:08,577 --> 00:17:11,645
I say we go for money.
374
00:17:12,714 --> 00:17:13,981
Huh.
375
00:17:13,982 --> 00:17:15,082
Where's my soup?
376
00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:17,118
All right, hold on to these.
377
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:21,922
Hey, hon.
378
00:17:21,923 --> 00:17:23,908
How you doin'?
379
00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:25,559
Not too bad. Who knew
it would actually
380
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,162
turn out that I'd be healthy?
Yeah.
381
00:17:28,163 --> 00:17:29,864
And the doctor said
you were big-boned.
382
00:17:29,865 --> 00:17:31,799
Who knew that was a
real thing, huh?
383
00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:36,588
Listen, uh, as you know,
384
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,289
I did a lot of thinking
in the hour and a half
385
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:40,658
you were screaming
in the MRI tube.
386
00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:43,845
And I know what you did, you
were just doing for me.
387
00:17:43,846 --> 00:17:45,129
I was.
388
00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:48,466
You just... did it in the
stupidest way possible.
389
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:51,769
Yes, I did.
390
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:53,054
I just have to realize with you,
391
00:17:53,055 --> 00:17:55,106
I just need to lower
my expectations.
392
00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:58,943
The lower you go, the
happier you'll be.
393
00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:00,828
Don't be afraid to get
'em way down low.
394
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:03,314
Okay.
395
00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:05,183
Look, I know that...
396
00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:08,019
I have to take more
interest in your work
397
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,622
and things that are
important to you.
398
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,290
Thank you.
399
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,709
Could you do me a favor and just
put the pillow behind my back?
400
00:18:14,710 --> 00:18:16,010
Yeah.
401
00:18:17,812 --> 00:18:19,747
Oh, God.
402
00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:28,456
Oh, hello, Danny.
403
00:18:28,457 --> 00:18:30,108
Hey there.
404
00:18:33,095 --> 00:18:36,097
Hey, buddy, how's it goin'?
405
00:18:36,098 --> 00:18:38,399
What's going on here?
406
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,517
What do you mean?
407
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:41,568
Sink's full of dishes,
408
00:18:41,569 --> 00:18:43,704
basket of my dirty
clothes is still there,
409
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:46,324
and I'm not smelling
any zucchini bread.
410
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:50,028
Well, I've decided not to
do your chores anymore.
411
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:50,978
Really? Yeah.
412
00:18:50,979 --> 00:18:53,547
Well. Well, if that's
the way you feel,
413
00:18:53,548 --> 00:18:57,217
then it looks like
Danny the Great...
414
00:18:57,218 --> 00:18:58,352
is on.
415
00:18:58,353 --> 00:18:59,704
Hmm.
416
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,822
Oh, I'm sorry. That's for me.
417
00:19:06,027 --> 00:19:08,212
Good evening, Trudy.
418
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:10,548
Mom. What are you doing here?
419
00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:13,200
Spencer invited me for wine.
420
00:19:13,201 --> 00:19:14,569
Come on in, sweetie.
421
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:18,105
Hello, Trudy. Oh, it's
so good to see you.
422
00:19:18,106 --> 00:19:19,474
Can I talk to you
in the kitchen?
423
00:19:19,475 --> 00:19:21,576
Oh, sure. I gotta go
pour a couple of glasses
424
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:22,877
of award-winning Beaujolais.
425
00:19:27,983 --> 00:19:29,400
What are you doing?
426
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:31,602
You know she has a
drinking problem.
427
00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:33,203
Really?
428
00:19:33,204 --> 00:19:35,773
Is that gonna make her...
429
00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:37,825
vulnerable?
430
00:19:37,826 --> 00:19:39,243
You wouldn't?
431
00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:40,495
I would.
432
00:19:40,496 --> 00:19:41,746
You're bluffing.
433
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:44,865
Try me. Oh, yeah? Try me.
434
00:19:49,671 --> 00:19:52,557
Okay, I'm out. Me, too.
Forget it.
435
00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:56,761
I can't believe I opened
a $300 bottle of wine.
436
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:59,179
I can't believe I
bought a rabbit.
437
00:20:06,188 --> 00:20:07,939
Hey. You ready to go to lunch?
438
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,108
Yeah. And I'm thinking
soup and a salad?
439
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:11,709
Well, if those items
come with my lasagna,
440
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,176
we're in the right restaurant.
441
00:20:13,177 --> 00:20:15,045
All right, we'll go
wherever you want to go.
442
00:20:15,046 --> 00:20:16,647
Just give me one second, okay?
443
00:20:16,648 --> 00:20:19,383
Doug? Is that you?
444
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:22,370
Ah, you're a sight
for sore eyes.
445
00:20:22,371 --> 00:20:24,288
Doug, you remember meeting Mr.
Dugan.
446
00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:27,024
Of course I remember Mr. Dugan.
447
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:29,526
Please, we're family.
Call me Andrew.
448
00:20:29,527 --> 00:20:31,179
Okay. Tell me, how you feeling?
449
00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:32,096
Great.
450
00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:33,097
Yeah, and your, uh,
451
00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:34,398
doctors gave him a great diet,
452
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,517
and I will make sure
that he sticks to it.
453
00:20:36,518 --> 00:20:38,368
Fantastic. I'll tell you what.
454
00:20:38,369 --> 00:20:39,870
Why don't you go
up to my office,
455
00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:42,857
and get Doug a set of Dugan
Group golf club head covers?
456
00:20:42,858 --> 00:20:45,726
I am on it.
457
00:20:45,727 --> 00:20:47,695
Anyway, Doug, it's good
to see you up and about.
458
00:20:47,696 --> 00:20:50,198
It makes me feel better
that you feel better.
459
00:20:50,199 --> 00:20:51,566
Oh, thanks so much, Mr. Dugan.
460
00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:53,034
Ah-ah-ah. Come on, now, Doug.
461
00:20:53,035 --> 00:20:55,169
What did I tell you to call me?
462
00:21:05,914 --> 00:21:08,849
Oh. Here are your
golf club things.
463
00:21:10,151 --> 00:21:12,185
Thanks.
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