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Douglas, mind if I snag
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one of more
challenging sections?
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Go ahead.
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Ok, you gonna read the paper,
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or are you gonna
strangle someone?
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The cheap ink they use
makes my fingers black.
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Ok. Thanks for
wettin' down page 1.
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By the way, you got a
phone call before.
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Some guy Irv from
the senior center.
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He wanted to know
if you could, uh,
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fill in for him at the
front desk next week.
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Me? I haven't held a position
of authority in years.
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No, I'm afraid I can't do it.
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Or could I?
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The will is there, but
do I have the stamina?
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Damn it, if Irv needs me,
I can't let him down!
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I'll do it.
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Couldn't care less.
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Let's light this candle.
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Josephine, can I see
you for a minute?
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Have a seat.
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As you know, I'm taking
over the reins from Irv.
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I think we should discuss
what I expect from you.
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Who are you again?
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I'm the guy who's
gonna make this
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the best-run senior
center in the city.
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That's who.
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Now, what's on my calendar?
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Well, let's see.
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Oh! Oh, yes.
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You know the pudding
we have on wednesdays?
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Well, the salesman's coming
tomorrow to pick up his check.
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Pudding salesman, huh? Mm-hmm.
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Find out everything you
can about this guy...
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What he likes, what he hates.
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If he takes a crap, I
wanna know about it.
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Hey, what's up, fellas?
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Hey. Hey.
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Nice jacket there, pimp daddy.
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Hey. A little gift from Kelly
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for no reason at all.
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It's not my birthday.
Just out of the blue.
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Wife's clearly having an affair.
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Ahem.
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Oh, my God.
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What's the matter?
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Sunday times.
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Wedding announcements.
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Oh.
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"Mr. and Mrs. Hugo battaglia
of queens, New York,
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"announce the upcoming marriage
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of their daughter Denise
Ruth battaglia..."
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"To Scott John Van Wagner,
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"son of James and Arlene Van
Wagner of Memphis, Tennessee.
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"The wedding will take place
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at greater mount Morris first
presbyterian church in Memphis."
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I- I can't believe it.
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We-we broke up,
like, 3 months ago,
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and now she's already
getting married?
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Well, maybe it's a different
Denise Ruth battaglia...
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Of queens.
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No. No, it's her.
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It-it-
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look-look at this
guy she's marrying.
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Look at this loser! Look!
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Lot of stripes. What
is he, a general?
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So, bro, what do you
feel like doing?
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What's that?
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Strip club?
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Just take me home.
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Fine.
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Look, Spence...
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I know you're gonna find
somebody just as good as Denise,
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if not better.
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Oh, yeah? Right.
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Do you really think I'm
gonna find a woman
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who's as into avant-garde
film as I am or folk dancing
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or is a ninth-level
player the gathering?
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Absolutely.
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No, I blew it.
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I- I should have fought for her.
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I should have grabbed her by
those incredible shoulders
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and said, "I love you,
and I know you love me."
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But did I do that? No.
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You know why? Same reason I'm
selling tokens on the subway
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instead of driving the train.
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I thought you failed
the psych test.
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You didn't see that inkblot!
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The bottom line is everything
would be different
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if I'd just taken a stand!
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Well, maybe it's not too late.
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What do you mean?
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To tell Denise what
you just told us.
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But she's getting married
in Memphis tomorrow.
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I mean, even if I wanted to, I
couldn't make it there in time.
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You could if we start
driving right now.
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Really?
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Kelly and the kids
are at her mom's.
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I got noplace else to be.
I'm in.
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You really think we can do this?
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If we're gonna go on
an extended trip,
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I'm gonna have to stop
and get my bite plate.
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But what-what if
I'm wrong, though?
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What if she doesn't
love me back?
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Well, maybe she does,
and maybe she doesn't.
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There's only one
way to find out.
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Because if I sleep
without that thing,
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my jaw snaps shut
like a bear trap.
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I don't know.
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Spence, look, you
got a chance here,
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and you gotta go for it.
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If you don't go for it,
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you're gonna regret it for
the rest of your life.
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So where am I steering this car?
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Memphis, Tennessee.
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That's what I'm talking about!
Yeah!
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Yeah! Memphis!
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Hey, hey, what about Carrie?
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What about car-
what about Carrie?
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Here's about Carrie, ok?
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Hey, babe. It's me.
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Look, don't wait up,
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'cause I'm gonna be driving
to Memphis to stop a wedding.
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Denise.
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Yeah.
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Spence's old girlfriend.
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No, it's not stupid.
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W- why can't I?
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I know I said we'd
go food shopping.
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Look, all I want is pop-tarts.
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Please, ok?
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I already told him I
would do this thing, ok?
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I'm-you know what?
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I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
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She's cool. She's very cool.
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Ok, she checked in last night?
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Ok, great, thanks.
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I got it. Denise is staying at
the west Memphis econo-lodge.
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Fancy.
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Well...
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In about 10 hours, she's
gonna open her door
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to find me standing there
holding a single red Rose
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and saying, "excuse me, miss",
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I think I left my love in here."
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All right, man. There you go.
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In case I didn't say
it, thanks for this.
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That's what friends do.
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You guys are great.
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Right back at ya.
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I'm glad you're in my life.
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Ok, love scene over.
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We're coming up on I-70.
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Great!
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Uh... take that west to I-64,
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hook up with the I-40,
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and then straight
through bartlett
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and on into Memphis.
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Heh heh.
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Oh, Deac, doesn't your
dad live in bartlett?
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Uh-huh.
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No reason we can't stop
in on the way back.
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That's ok.
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Nnnnnn!
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No, I mean, it's silly.
It's on the way.
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I said no.
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What part of nnnn-nn
didn't you understand?
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Sorry.
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Hey, is it me or...
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Those cows getting
anybody else hungry?
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I could eat.
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Why don't you wake Danny up?
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Oh, he's asleep?
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He's not supposed to sleep
without his bite plate.
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Hey, Danny, we're
gonna get some food.
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Danny!
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Oh.
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Hey, guys.
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Ohh!
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God!
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What's going on?
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I need $600.
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What?
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I need $600.
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Ow!
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Can you give the
guy a credit card?
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He won't take one.
He wants cash.
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What?
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He wants cash!
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Ow!
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It hurts to talk.
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What?
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It hurts when I talk!
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Can we just pay the guy
and get out of here?
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Look, I've got $100.
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I got, like, 80.
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I got, like, 50.
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I don't have anything.
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Well, my wallet's at
home on my dresser
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next to my bite plate.
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We're still way short.
What are we gonna do?
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I don't think this
thing fits right.
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Yeah, well, it cost
me a leather jacket,
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so I'm gonna need
you to make it fit.
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Look at that, cachingo
Indian casino.
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Oh, yeah?
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We need cash, and you can
get a crapload of money
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with just your credit
card at those places.
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Guys, it's 22 Miles
out of the way.
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We're not gonna make
it to the hotel
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before Denise leaves
for the wedding.
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You want to stop a wedding,
you do it at the church.
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Everybody knows that.
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I still say we keep going.
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Whoa, she's turning.
What's happening?
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What are you doing?
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It's not me. It's the car.
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She's taking us there.
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She does this with
krispy kreme, too.
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Just go in and get money.
No gambling, ok?
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Absolutely not.
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Shutty.
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Still declined, ma'am.
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What?
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Sorry.
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I don't believe this.
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Do I have to put this
stuff back or...
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Yeah. Excuse me. Thank you.
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I'm sorry. Sorry.
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Thanks.
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Hi, Irv. Got my check?
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Irv's not here. The
name's Arthur Spooner.
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And you are?
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Steve Gitt. I'm with
Royale Pudding.
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I know all about you, Mr. Gitt.
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How you like to
prey on the elderly
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and their weakness
for creamy desserts.
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Well, news flash, mister.
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Your days of price gouging
are about to end.
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Um, what we charge is right in
line with the other companies.
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I don't want some
price cooked up
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in the smoke-filled rooms
of your pudding cartel.
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I want real value.
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Now, I'm going to
write down a number,
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and that's what we're
going to pay from now on.
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Where's a pen?
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You can use mine.
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Thank you.
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What's this, your company logo?
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Mm-hmm.
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Mmm, it's quite a handsome pen.
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You can keep it if you want.
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You mean that?
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Sure.
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Nicely played, Mr. Gitt.
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How are we doing on time?
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You don't have to worry, Spence.
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We'll get you to your
precious wedding.
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Take it easy on him.
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Thanks, but I think I had
enough of your advice
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back at that Blackjack table.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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"Oh, you gotta split those 8s."
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00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:16,267
You always split 8s.
That's what the book says.
264
00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:18,603
What book is that, the secrets
of losing, by I.B. Stupid?
265
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:19,621
He's right. You always split 8s.
266
00:12:19,688 --> 00:12:21,039
You didn't help matters either,
267
00:12:21,106 --> 00:12:22,674
smiling at me like that...
jinxy.
268
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,909
Don't call me jinxy.
269
00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:25,994
You owe me $200.
270
00:12:26,062 --> 00:12:27,278
You owe me a new leather jacket.
271
00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:28,146
Guys...
272
00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:29,564
That's jinxy's fault!
273
00:12:29,632 --> 00:12:31,066
Don't say that!
274
00:12:31,134 --> 00:12:32,251
Just shut up.
275
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:33,785
I got a slightly better idea.
276
00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:35,553
Why don't you shut up?
277
00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:37,506
You're buying me a jacket.
278
00:12:37,573 --> 00:12:41,276
Ok, don't be touching me.
279
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,178
I'll touch you all I want.
280
00:12:43,246 --> 00:12:46,214
Don't do that, man!
281
00:12:46,282 --> 00:12:50,685
Oh! Oh, my God. The
announcement flew out!
282
00:12:50,753 --> 00:12:51,803
So?
283
00:12:51,955 --> 00:12:54,289
I don't remember the
name of the church.
284
00:12:57,893 --> 00:12:59,911
Hello.
285
00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:00,879
Hey, it's me.
286
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:02,247
Oh, hey, honey.
287
00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:04,082
Where are you guys now?
288
00:13:04,149 --> 00:13:05,533
I don't know.
Buttcrack, Kentucky.
289
00:13:05,601 --> 00:13:07,235
Buttcreek.
290
00:13:08,504 --> 00:13:10,738
Anyway, I lost the
name of the church
291
00:13:10,806 --> 00:13:11,840
that Denise is
getting married in.
292
00:13:11,907 --> 00:13:13,308
Do you have the paper there?
293
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:14,760
Uh, yeah. I think I do.
294
00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:17,061
Hey, honey, funny story.
295
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,563
I was at the market today.
296
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,533
I had a cart loaded with stuff,
297
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,334
and they wouldn't
take my credit card.
298
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,570
And here's the funny part...
299
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,539
They said it was maxed out
300
00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:30,525
because of a charge
at a cachingo casino.
301
00:13:30,593 --> 00:13:33,212
Really?
302
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:35,947
Did you lose $600?
303
00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:37,715
Only because of
splitsy and jinxy!
304
00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:39,834
What is going on there?
305
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,420
Do you have the
name of the church?
306
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,090
Yes, I have it. Greater mount
Morris first presbyterian.
307
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,958
Great. Thank you.
308
00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:49,227
And by the way, you do know
that you're dead, right?
309
00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:51,462
Oh, sure.
310
00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:52,464
I got it.
311
00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:55,567
Great. Now we need gas,
we don't have any money.
312
00:13:55,634 --> 00:13:57,052
I have one more credit card,
313
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,287
but I'm only supposed to use
it in case of an emergency.
314
00:13:59,355 --> 00:14:01,223
It's got, like, a
30% interest rate.
315
00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:03,458
I think this is an emergency.
316
00:14:05,828 --> 00:14:10,248
Hey, we need a fill-up
on, uh, pump number 3.
317
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:11,749
Whoa.
318
00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:14,086
We do not accept visa.
319
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,470
What?
320
00:14:15,538 --> 00:14:18,256
Diner's club or
sunoco- either one.
321
00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:20,375
Is there anyplace around
here that does accept it?
322
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,076
Indian casino up the road.
323
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,090
Different card.
324
00:14:41,998 --> 00:14:43,632
Declined.
325
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,286
I know the drill.
326
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,073
Pardon me.
327
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:07,239
"Happy valley pudding."
328
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:12,010
You got a nice product, Mr.
Lucas.
329
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,461
Thanks. I like it, too.
330
00:15:13,529 --> 00:15:15,396
Maybe a bit too much.
331
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,234
I'm just gonna jot
down a few notes here
332
00:15:19,302 --> 00:15:20,568
with my pen.
333
00:15:20,636 --> 00:15:21,569
Oh, my.
334
00:15:21,637 --> 00:15:23,338
I seem to have inadvertently
335
00:15:23,406 --> 00:15:27,108
grabbed the pen provided
to me by royale pudding,
336
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:30,946
your fiercest competitor.
337
00:15:32,297 --> 00:15:33,531
This is awkward.
338
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,800
How so?
339
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:38,169
Well, just that it's
quite a nice pen.
340
00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:42,908
It would take a strong man
not to be seduced by it.
341
00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:48,312
It's leaking a little
ink on your hand there.
342
00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:50,765
Stop being coy, Mr. Lucas.
You're a man of the world.
343
00:15:50,833 --> 00:15:52,133
You want a shot at this account,
344
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,670
start batting your eyes
and show me your goodies.
345
00:15:55,738 --> 00:15:57,606
What?!
346
00:15:57,674 --> 00:16:00,925
Perks! Swag! Start wooing me.
347
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:02,344
Um...
348
00:16:02,411 --> 00:16:05,680
I have a rice pudding sample,
349
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,949
but it's been in my
car for a few weeks.
350
00:16:08,017 --> 00:16:10,001
That's it?
351
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:13,671
Then why the hell are you
wasting my valuable time?
352
00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:16,525
You called me! At
home on a Sunday!
353
00:16:16,592 --> 00:16:19,828
You know what? Get out.
354
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:21,846
Leave the rice pudding.
355
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:27,786
All right, we've just
entered Tennessee.
356
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:32,057
Governor Phil bredesen
welcomes you.
357
00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:34,960
Hey, bredesenyyyy!
358
00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:38,096
Oh, God, the yellow light on
the fuel gauge just went on.
359
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,065
That's all right. That's
just to scare people.
360
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,833
We could've gotten gas
361
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:44,569
if you guys hadn't gambled
away all our money again!
362
00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:46,704
See, that's just
pointing out a problem
363
00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:49,574
without offering a solution.
364
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:52,877
Hey, Deac, um...
365
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,712
Your dad lives right on the way.
366
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,481
Couldn't we ask him
for the gas money?
367
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,983
Look, I really don't
want to see him.
368
00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:01,853
You know what, Deac?
Maybe he's changed.
369
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,922
Maybe if you told
him how you felt,
370
00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:07,091
you know, how he hurt you,
371
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,895
you guys could forge a
whole new relationship.
372
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:14,399
That's right, old man.
373
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,202
All I ever wanted was my daddy
to tell me that he loved me.
374
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,836
Well, I'll tell you
something, boy,
375
00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:21,072
I don't know for a fact
I even am your daddy,
376
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,740
the way your mama catted around.
377
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,177
Don't you talk about my mama!
378
00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:27,312
I'll kill ya!
379
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,048
They're getting it all out.
That's good.
380
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,168
Yeah, you hightail it, boy.
381
00:17:33,236 --> 00:17:35,036
And don't you ever come back!
382
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,125
Let's go.
383
00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:48,867
So how did you do moolah-wise?
384
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,692
Ok, 2 Miles away. How
we doing on gas?
385
00:17:57,759 --> 00:17:59,077
W- we're ok.
386
00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:01,028
I been doing a lot of coasting.
387
00:18:02,598 --> 00:18:05,834
Please, God, if you
care anything about me,
388
00:18:05,901 --> 00:18:08,937
let this car go 2 more Miles.
389
00:18:14,877 --> 00:18:18,280
Ok, big guy not a Spence fan.
390
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:29,024
Ow!
391
00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:31,660
I'm comin', baby.
392
00:18:31,727 --> 00:18:33,327
Your knight in shining arm-
393
00:18:34,596 --> 00:18:36,797
oh, God! Aah!
394
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:37,499
Come on.
395
00:18:37,566 --> 00:18:39,417
I think I sprained my ankle.
396
00:18:39,484 --> 00:18:41,052
Go on without me.
397
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,387
Um...
398
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,190
I don't want to marry Denise.
399
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:48,342
But I can't walk.
400
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:02,206
Ow! Aah! Ah!
401
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:13,200
All right, this is it. Go.
402
00:19:13,268 --> 00:19:14,268
Go!
403
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:23,678
Actually, she's probably
already married by now.
404
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,047
What say we head back?
405
00:19:26,115 --> 00:19:27,115
What?!
406
00:19:27,183 --> 00:19:29,017
Yeah, I changed my mind.
407
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,252
This was fun.
408
00:19:30,319 --> 00:19:31,652
Y- you're doing this.
409
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,355
What if I'm wrong? What
if she doesn't love me?
410
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,556
You're still doing it!
411
00:19:35,624 --> 00:19:36,557
Ow!
412
00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:38,927
Spence, you listen to me.
413
00:19:38,995 --> 00:19:41,529
We went through hell
to get you here.
414
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:45,267
I mean, Danny, he may never
eat solid food again.
415
00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:48,169
And I gambled away a
mortgage payment,
416
00:19:48,237 --> 00:19:49,804
and now I gotta go
home and face a wife
417
00:19:49,872 --> 00:19:53,041
who's gonna kick my ass!
418
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,826
And this man- this
man is broken.
419
00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:57,028
To get you here,
420
00:19:57,095 --> 00:19:58,263
he had to learn that his
daddy doesn't love him
421
00:19:58,330 --> 00:19:59,564
and his mama slept around.
422
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:00,565
Might've slept around.
423
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,367
Might've slept around.
424
00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:03,934
And why did we do it?
425
00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:06,003
I'll tell you why.
426
00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:08,239
'Cause we believe in you.
427
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:10,057
So the least you can do
428
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:13,378
is believe in yourself, too.
429
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,117
Let's stop a wedding.
430
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:24,722
In marriage, the most
sacred of institutions.
431
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:27,425
But first... If there
is anyone here
432
00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:28,959
who has reason to believe
433
00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:32,313
these two should not be
joined in sacred matrimony,
434
00:20:32,380 --> 00:20:35,467
let him speak now or
forever hold his peace.
435
00:20:39,513 --> 00:20:40,612
I do!
436
00:20:40,821 --> 00:20:43,555
I love you, Denise
Ruth battaglia!
437
00:20:45,385 --> 00:20:47,203
I love you, too, Ted.
438
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:50,402
I'm so sorry, Scott.
439
00:21:01,903 --> 00:21:03,437
Oh, hi, Spence.
440
00:21:03,746 --> 00:21:05,580
Glad you could come.
441
00:21:11,579 --> 00:21:12,646
Huh!
442
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:25,599
So, how's everyone enjoying
their after bingo treat?
443
00:21:25,667 --> 00:21:27,669
I thought we were
getting pudding.
444
00:21:27,736 --> 00:21:30,004
Why are we eating baked beans?
445
00:21:30,072 --> 00:21:31,689
It's a change of pace.
446
00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:34,459
Open your minds,
you old buzzards!
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