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Whoa. Where are you going?
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I have to put a
load of laundry in.
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No. No. We're in the
perfect position.
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I can see the TV.
You can breathe.
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That never happens.
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Look, Doug, I'll do the wash,
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and then we'll get right back
the way we were, I promise.
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You're-you're dreaming.
It'll never be the same.
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I have to do this, ok?
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It's the beginning of the
work week, and once again,
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your underpants have
me against the ropes.
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And I appreciate the effort,
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but right now, I'm comfy.
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Shh-shh- Doug!
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Easy. Easy. Easy.
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You see, the more you
struggle, the more I squeeze.
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I'm like an anaconda.
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Ok! All right! Ok!
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A few more minutes.
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All right.
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That's my hot pocket.
It has to be rotated.
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Excuse me.
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Seriously, is our mailman
a boy or a girl?
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Because I'm leaning
towards boy again.
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You know what? I.
- I really can't focus on that right now,
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'cause I'm still sitting
here with dry cocoa puffs.
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My dad's not back
with the milk yet?
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The market's 3 blocks away,
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and now we're coming up on...
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An hour and a half.
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Are you sure you don't
want to try the skim milk?
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Just trying to think
outside the box.
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Where the hell is he?
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I don't know. Do you think something
could've happened to him?
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Doug! No, nothing happened.
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I'm back.
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All right, well,
where's the milk?
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Oh, I've got something
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much better than milk.
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A ping-pong table!
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Dad, what happened?
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Well, I was halfway
to the market
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when I came upon the
betchers' garage sale.
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Luckily, Douglas
had given me a 50,
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and this little honey
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was calling to me
like a French whore.
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Ok. You know what?
Hold his legs,
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'cause I'm gonna milk him.
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Oh, hey, did you hear
that Denise got promoted
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at the bowling alley?
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Oh, yeah? Yeah.
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That's great.
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You know, with her, uh,
making more money,
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we can finally afford to
get a nice place together,
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and I can...
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Finally ask the big question.
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What? "Can I touch 'em?"
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Anyway, I'm going to go
surprise her at work.
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See you later. - and this was fun.
All right.
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I see the table has
quickly become
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the recreational hub
of the neighborhood.
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It's something to do.
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So...
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You up for a game?
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You want to play me?
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I should warn you.
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Of all miniature paddle games,
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this is my forte.
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I'll take my chances.
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Here. You can serve.
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Ok, gramps, any way we can speed
things up here a little bit?
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All righty.
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That's 11-zip.
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You didn't even get the paddle
off your shoulder that game.
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You're not better than me, ok?
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I just keep losing the ball
in the white of your legs.
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Oh, no. You're soft from playing
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in your cozy,
shag-carpeted rec rooms.
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I learned ping-pong
on the streets!
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You either got good or you died!
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Just serve.
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Wasn't ready.
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Ok, fellas, that's 2
bud lights and nachos,
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so, that's... 9.70.
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Out of 10.
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Keep it.
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Thanks!
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Oh, hi! Hey, sweetums.
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Um, is this the big promotion
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you were telling me about?
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You're a cocktail waitress now?
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Yeah. It all happened so fast.
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It doesn't even seem real to me.
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Hey, what's the matter?
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I don't know. I mean,
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are you sure this is
such a good idea?
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Yeah. Why not?
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Well, I-strange
men and liquor...
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Quick-draw lotto machine.
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This is a faster lifestyle
than you're used to.
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Honey, if you don't
want me to do this,
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then I won't, but the only
reason I took this job
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was so I could make enough money
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to start a real life with my...
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Midnight swordsman.
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Hey, sweetheart, where
are those hot wings?
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So, what do you think?
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I think you've got
some hot wings to get.
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Yeah. How do you
like that, old man?
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What? Are you gettin' scared?
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You getting scared?
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Um... I am.
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Hey.
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What's going on, baby?
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If I could just develop
a killer serve,
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he'll never have a
chance to do his slam.
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That's all the old man's got.
That's it!
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That's what this is about,
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my dad beating you at ping-pong?
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Yeah. It's very annoying.
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How can I be beat by anybody
who eats soup like this?
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Doug, what does it matter?
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I mean, you're
bigger and smarter
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and live in the aboveground
part of the house.
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Can't you just let him
have this one thing?
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Come on, just play with me.
Practice. Come on.
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Fine.
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Can we stop now?
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Let's just finish this rally.
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Ok.
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Come on!
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Look alive!
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This is really fun,
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but I think I should be going.
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All right. Would you
Al least hit one back?
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Will you stop?!
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This is just like
dodgeball all over again!
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What's the matter with her?
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I don't know. She's
just a mess in general.
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Hey. How's your shoulder?
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You hit the car pretty hard
on my last slam there.
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It's fine.
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Well, just cover it up
before you go to work.
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I don't want people to
think I smack you around.
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Ok.
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Hello, Douglas. Hey.
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Or should I call
you "soft serve"?
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You see the double meaning?
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You clearly love
your soft ice cream,
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and in ping-pong your-
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oh, God.
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't realize you were so
sensitive about me beating you.
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It's not you.
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What do you mean?
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I'm over losing to you.
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You? You're a freak of nature.
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Your hands are 5 times the
size of a normal man's.
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It's Carrie.
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Ohh.
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So, she's been cheating on you?
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Is it Pedro? No.
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She's not cheating on me.
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She's beating me at ping-pong.
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Ohh.
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I'm sorry. I don't follow.
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It's just...
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I knew what I was getting
when I married Carrie.
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She's... in charge.
She runs the show...
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And I'm good with that.
It's just...
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Sports has always been
my thing, you know?
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And now that she can beat me at
a game as stupid as ping-pong,
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it's like...
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Like you might as well pull up your
testicles like a venetian blind?
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Something like that, yeah.
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I mean, how the hell did
she get so good, anyway?
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How do you think? I taught her.
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Then teach me.
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What?
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I want you to train me...
To beat her.
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I haven't trained
anyone in years.
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Come on. I need you.
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Ok, but remember this, Douglas:
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If I train you,
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we're going to be
doing things my way.
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I know, that's why I asked you.
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Right.
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Here we go. 2 beers and...
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Another vodka...
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For "Mr. gropey."
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Ok, um, I gotta tell you.
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I really don't like
you working here.
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Spence, I told you. I'm
doing this for us.
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Oh, yeah. That's why you leaned
over right in those guys' faces
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and pushed your
plumpies together.
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It's called "the
lean and squeeze."
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If you were in the
industry, you'd know that.
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Wait. Wait. So,
you're not quitting.
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Is that what I'm hearing?
That's right.
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Fair enough, but I think
I should let you know
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that if you're going to keep
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letting strange men
paw all over you,
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I may have to get
out there myself.
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There's a lot of women lined
up to ride Spence Mountain.
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Well, I hope they enjoy
a short, bumpy ride.
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Excuse me.
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Come on! At least put
some wood on it.
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I'm playing with a spoon!
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Of course you are.
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If you practice with a spoon,
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then the paddle will seem
like the size of Texas.
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Ok. That's it. You
know, I'm-I'm done.
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Douglas...
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I'm very close to giving
you another 10 laps.
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No, I'm not running around
the ping-pong table anymore.
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All right. Calm down.
You're hysterical.
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Let's get back to basics.
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Just show me your stroke.
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Ok...
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That was a train wreck.
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What's wrong with it?
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Come here.
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What are you doing?
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I'm making myself one with you.
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Ohhhh.
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Can you make yourself
one without gyrating?
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That's it. Nice and easy.
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Like you're spanking
an unruly child.
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You're too tense.
That's your problem.
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Release.
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Release into me!
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Ok, that's it! Stop it! Stop!
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00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:18,803
No! No! You were just
right that time.
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00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:24,575
Now, put down the spoon
and pick up the paddle.
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Wow. That was- that
was pretty good.
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Maybe you know what
you're talking about.
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You bet your bippy I do.
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Now, I want you to
have a light meal,
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listen to the tapes I made you,
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in bed by 9:30,
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and obviously...
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No shimmy sham.
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Hey, baby. Hi.
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What are you doing?
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Just listening to some tunes.
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Be the paddle.
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Is someone gonna get that?
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I'm in the middle of something.
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Hello?
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As a matter of fact,
yes, I have been unhappy
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with my long-distance provider.
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Hey, baby. Hi, honey.
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What do you want for dinner?
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Well, I don't know
about the main course,
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but for the appetizer,
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are you up for a little...
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Ping... pong?
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Ok, not sure if you're talking
about sex or the actual game.
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Come on. Ping-pong.
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Uh... nah, I don't feel like it.
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Just one game before dinner.
262
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:00,305
Nah.
263
00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:01,939
Why not?
264
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:04,809
Because, Doug, you don't
like losing to me, ok?
265
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:07,645
And I don't want this to
become a problem between us.
266
00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:09,930
Problem?
267
00:14:09,998 --> 00:14:11,232
I'm a 38-year-old man.
268
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:12,217
I don't get my self-worth
269
00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:13,535
from beating a
girl at ping-pong,
270
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:16,538
nnnkay?
271
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:20,925
Really? Is that why you've been
training with my dad for 2 weeks?
272
00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:24,228
I don't know what
you're talking about.
273
00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:28,799
Doug, all my wooden
spoons are gone.
274
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,903
And it worked! I can
beat your ass now!
275
00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:32,904
Doug...
276
00:14:32,971 --> 00:14:34,589
If we go out there and play,
277
00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:35,857
you're just gonna lose again,
278
00:14:35,924 --> 00:14:37,057
and then who are you going
to get to train you?
279
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:39,059
Mr. miyagi?
280
00:14:39,127 --> 00:14:41,145
Meet me in the garage...
281
00:14:41,212 --> 00:14:42,813
If you got the plums.
282
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,223
Yeah! Oh, yeah!
283
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:55,009
That's 20 to 12, advantage
Doug Heffernan.
284
00:14:55,077 --> 00:14:58,313
Nothing short of a massive
stroke can deny him victory.
285
00:14:58,380 --> 00:15:00,765
Well, the way you've been
wheezing, I like my chances.
286
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,500
Now serve. Let's go.
287
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,751
Coming right up.
288
00:15:05,588 --> 00:15:06,955
Oh! Oh!
289
00:15:07,022 --> 00:15:10,324
Oh! Oh! Oh!
290
00:15:10,392 --> 00:15:12,126
Oh-ho ho ho!
291
00:15:14,012 --> 00:15:17,782
Oh! Oh!
292
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:18,783
Winner!
293
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,885
Loser! Oh!
294
00:15:26,358 --> 00:15:28,376
Glad you could take me
up on the invitation.
295
00:15:28,444 --> 00:15:31,829
Oh, I really needed
a night like this.
296
00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:33,931
Oh, um...
297
00:15:37,018 --> 00:15:39,236
Mmm-mmm.
298
00:15:41,891 --> 00:15:43,758
And how are you
folks this evening?
299
00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:44,942
Uh, we're good,
300
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:47,945
and I'll tell you what, uh...
Denise,
301
00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:50,131
my lady friend and I
are in kind of a rush,
302
00:15:50,198 --> 00:15:51,416
trying to catch a movie.
303
00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:54,201
Oh, well, then what
can I get you?
304
00:15:54,269 --> 00:15:55,336
I'll have a Heineken on tap,
305
00:15:55,404 --> 00:15:57,505
and, Holly,
306
00:15:57,573 --> 00:15:59,307
I peg you as a Brandy
and soda girl,
307
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,308
am I right?
308
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,543
Well, yes, but no soda
309
00:16:02,611 --> 00:16:04,211
and make that Brandy gin.
310
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:07,014
You're delightful.
311
00:16:07,082 --> 00:16:09,484
Ok, be back in a jiff.
312
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:11,035
Hmm.
313
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:15,039
Vodka on the rocks.
314
00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:16,474
Thanks.
315
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:17,709
You know, it's, um...
316
00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:19,076
So warm in here tonight.
317
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,745
Um, do you mind?
318
00:16:20,812 --> 00:16:23,147
Huh?
319
00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:24,949
Oh, yeah!
320
00:16:25,016 --> 00:16:26,234
Ooh!
321
00:16:26,301 --> 00:16:28,386
Oh, that's so much better.
322
00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:30,054
Ooh!
323
00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:32,757
Thanks.
324
00:17:07,242 --> 00:17:08,842
What are you doing?
325
00:17:08,910 --> 00:17:10,928
What do you care? You're
over there with blondie!
326
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,540
Uh, Spence, what
is going on here?
327
00:17:25,094 --> 00:17:27,077
He's trying to make me jealous.
328
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,130
Is that true?
329
00:17:29,198 --> 00:17:30,932
Pretty much.
330
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,633
And I thought you were
just being nice to me
331
00:17:32,701 --> 00:17:34,602
to try to get in my pants.
332
00:17:34,669 --> 00:17:36,637
Well, good night to you!
333
00:17:48,316 --> 00:17:50,268
Yeah!
334
00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:51,519
Once again...
335
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:53,137
Very cute.
336
00:17:53,204 --> 00:17:54,205
And, you know, to
celebrate my victory,
337
00:17:54,272 --> 00:17:55,990
I've decreed a night of sex...
338
00:17:56,058 --> 00:17:59,193
And George foreman on biography.
339
00:17:59,261 --> 00:18:00,795
Well, let me know
how that turns out.
340
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,463
Oh.
341
00:18:02,531 --> 00:18:04,132
Sounds like somebody doesn't
like losing so much.
342
00:18:04,299 --> 00:18:06,017
I'm fine with it, but
just do me a favor
343
00:18:06,084 --> 00:18:09,353
and back down the obnoxious
thing a scooch, ok?
344
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:13,891
But I have so much to
be obnoxious about.
345
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:16,110
Not really.
346
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,079
What? Nothing.
347
00:18:18,146 --> 00:18:19,614
You said, "not really."
What does that mean?
348
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,082
It doesn't mean anything.
349
00:18:21,149 --> 00:18:22,283
It's gotta mean something.
350
00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:24,335
All right. It means
I let you win, ok?
351
00:18:25,587 --> 00:18:28,589
You let me win?
352
00:18:28,657 --> 00:18:30,624
Wow!
353
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:35,312
I just beat you like
a Grand Canyon mule,
354
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,181
and you can't give me my props.
355
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:38,850
Very sad.
356
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:39,700
Ok, Doug, whatever you say.
357
00:18:39,768 --> 00:18:42,353
You beat me.
358
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:45,222
I did.
359
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:48,626
You did.
360
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,995
I whipped your butt.
361
00:18:51,062 --> 00:18:52,296
And I'm agreeing with you.
362
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:53,247
I know you're agreeing with me.
I'm just talking.
363
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:54,632
I'm allowed to talk
in my own house, ok?
364
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,784
Yes, you are. I know I am.
Thank you.
365
00:18:59,354 --> 00:19:01,672
One more game. Right now.
366
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,678
Ok, 21 to 3. That was decisive.
367
00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:09,747
I begged you not to do this.
368
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,632
I just can't believe this.
I mean...
369
00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:13,901
I- I trained for 2 weeks.
I called in sick twice.
370
00:19:13,969 --> 00:19:15,436
I'm in big trouble.
371
00:19:15,504 --> 00:19:17,204
All right. All right.
So it's over now.
372
00:19:17,272 --> 00:19:19,240
Can we just get past it?
373
00:19:19,307 --> 00:19:20,324
I did have that one slam. You
almost didn't return that-
374
00:19:20,391 --> 00:19:21,976
that was really good.
Your game has improved.
375
00:19:22,044 --> 00:19:23,427
Yeah, I know. It has.
376
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:27,414
Now, I believe that you
decreed a night of...
377
00:19:27,483 --> 00:19:30,785
Sex and, um, something
about George foreman.
378
00:19:30,853 --> 00:19:32,670
That's when I thought
I was champion.
379
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:36,240
Well, I'm the champion
now, so I decree it.
380
00:19:52,841 --> 00:19:54,792
Can-can I do something here?
381
00:19:54,859 --> 00:19:56,527
What?
382
00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:58,195
I mean, you're
dominating everything!
383
00:19:58,263 --> 00:19:59,930
Gosh, first it's
ping-pong, now it's sex.
384
00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:03,534
It's official! I am the woman!
385
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:05,269
Will you stop it?
386
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:06,970
I can't, ok?!
387
00:20:07,038 --> 00:20:09,223
Why is this such a
big deal to you?
388
00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:10,357
I don't know why it's a
big deal, but it is,
389
00:20:10,425 --> 00:20:12,492
and it's gonna ruin everything!
390
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,245
Ok-oh, all right. Let
me get this straight.
391
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:18,349
Some marriages, they break up
over money, or someone cheats.
392
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:21,385
I mean, is our thing really
going to be ping-pong?
393
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:22,937
Looks that way.
394
00:20:23,005 --> 00:20:24,171
Oh, ok.
395
00:20:24,239 --> 00:20:25,123
Well, at least it's
a good reason.
396
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:27,391
That'll be fun
calling your folks.
397
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:28,242
Believe me, they'd understand.
398
00:20:28,309 --> 00:20:29,327
They almost got divorced
399
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,695
over a question on card sharks.
400
00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:33,230
Now, come on.
401
00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:35,933
There's got to be
something we can do here.
402
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,085
There is. I have to beat
you at ping-pong for real.
403
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,955
And I love you more
than anything,
404
00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:44,692
but I just don't think
that can ever happen.
405
00:20:44,759 --> 00:20:46,794
Right.
406
00:20:46,862 --> 00:20:48,846
You got anything else?
407
00:21:02,877 --> 00:21:05,813
Yeah! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
408
00:21:07,249 --> 00:21:09,550
It's 12-9. Your ball.
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