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Ok, that's a new one.
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Uh, what's happening on
the table, old-man-wise?
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His back is killing him.
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Lying on a hard surface
seems to help.
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I'll tell you the
thing that scares me:
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I can't see the pepper shaker.
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What are you doing?
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Just grabbing 100 bucks.
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What do you need 100 bucks for?
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Well, for your information,
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I was going to buy you a gift.
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Really? What?
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A Ruby.
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If you're going to lie to me,
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you might want to take 5
minutes and get a game plan.
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There's a pool at work
on the fight tonight.
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Deacon and I are going
to buy a box together.
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You're going to gamble
with the money.
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Hey! Life's a gamble, huh?
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I believe you took
a gamble on me,
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and things turned out pretty well.
High jackpot!
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Ok, you want to chug a beer
before I slap a no on you?
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Hey, I earn more than half
the money in this house.
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I think I should have some
say in how it's spent!
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Aah! God!
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You can't throw 100
bucks away on a fight!
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We need a lot of
things around here.
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My dad needs a new bed,
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the... the roof is totally
leaking in the attic,
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so the money, honey,
goes back in the can.
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Here.
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This should keep you busy.
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Carrie.
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There's no mineral water
in my mini fridge.
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And this morning, my bagel
was as hard as a rock.
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Your thoughts?
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Um, I'm sorry?
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Well, sorry, doesn't
soften my bagel, does it?
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No, it does not.
I'll tell you what,
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tomorrow, bagel softness
will be my top priority.
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Good, Carrie, because
you're better than this.
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Thanks.
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Mr. Pruzan's office.
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Um, yes, actually he is.
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Ok. I'll tell him.
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Uh, Mr. Kaplan, uh,
that was Margie.
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She wanted me to tell you
that she couldn't get
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you and the clients in for
dinner at Bella Luna,
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so she booked you in the restaurant
downstairs for 4 at 7:30.
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Oh, beaver dam!
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Bella Luna's the only place
you can hear yourself talk.
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You know what?
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Let me try something.
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That place downstairs,
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the waiters are always singing
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Happy Birthday to some idiot.
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Hi. Bella Luna?
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Yes, hi. I'm calling for Mr.
Kaplan.
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Yeah, he needs to change his
reservation from 7 to 7:30.
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What do you mean,
you don't have it?
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Well. Well, is there
any way you can say
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it was the restaurant's fault?
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I'd hate to lose my job.
I just...
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I just, um, relocated
here with my 2 kids.
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Brandon is 6 and Ty is 2.
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And I promised them new shoes.
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Really?
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Ok. Tha-thank you so much. Ok.
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You're all set.
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Well, that was some
pretty impressive lying.
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Mmm, well, you work for
lawyers long enough.
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It's charming!
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You know, actually,
Margie's leaving the firm.
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She's going into the
party balloon game.
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How'd you like to
come to work for me?
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Oh, my God, Mr. Kaplan, I would...
I would love to work for you,
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but I... I kind of work for Mr.
Pruzan.
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Well, you could work for
the head of the firm,
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or the guy who's 47
people below me.
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Your call.
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Here comes soscio,
looking strong.
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This is it, man.
This is our round!
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Soscio knocks him out here,
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we win 5 grand!
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And soscio tanks him
with a right hook!
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Come on, baby! Make us rich!
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Would you shut up?
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Carrie doesn't know I took
the money to make the bet!
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Then why didn't we
watch it at my place?
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Because I have real food here.
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All you ever have is fruit.
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No way I'm watching boxing
while eating a nectarine.
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Soscio delivers a strong
right hook to the jaw!
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Mercer is down!
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, hon.
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I'm going to go catch
a spinning class.
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All right.
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He's not getting up!
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Looks like this one is over!
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All right. Love you.
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Yeah, love you, too
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well! Maybe I shouldn't
go to a spinning class.
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Wait for it.
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Wait for it!
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We just won 5 grand!
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Yeah!
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5 g's! 5 g's! Dougie
just got 5 g's!
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I got to stop. I got a cramp.
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How great is this, man?
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I already know my
first purchase,
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a George foreman grill,
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but I'm getting it
totally customized!
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With lojack, in case
it gets stolen!
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I'm getting a d.V.D. Player,
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kiss-ass surround
sound, and a horse!
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Yeah! I'm getting a horse, too!
Check that! I want a zebra!
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And a lion to hunt
it down and eat it!
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Whoo!
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Wait a second. I just
realized something.
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What?
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I can't get anything
with the money!
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Carrie will know I... I took it.
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She'll kill me!
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She's not going to get mad when
you tell her you won $2,500.
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Oh, she'll get mad, and bonus.
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I can kiss that money good-bye.
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She'll be fixing the roof,
getting Arthur a new bed...
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She's selfish like that.
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Oh, God.
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I can't get anything either.
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Why not? I'm in the
middle of a divorce.
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I buy anything new, and Kelly will
show up at my place with a u-haul.
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Damn it!
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Damn it!
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All right.
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We just won $5,000.
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There's got to be
an upside to this.
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Ooh, you know what
I'm going to do?
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My mom's birthday's coming up,
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and she's always wanted
to go on a cruise.
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I think I'm going to
get that for her.
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Or... or... or... And
hear me out on this,
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what if we take the money
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and just turn tomorrow
into the best day ever?
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We do whatever we want to do,
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we eat whatever we want to eat,
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we go wherever we want to go,
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we eat whatever we want to eat.
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I got that one.
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The point is,
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we just blow the
money in one day,
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with nothing to show for it
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except the smiles on our faces.
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That's pretty
tempting, but I think
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I should get my mom that cruise.
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Come on, man! It's a
nice thing to do.
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Yeah, it's nice. You're nice.
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You're too nice.
That's the problem!
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Come on, man! We're
blue-collar guys.
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We go to work, we...
we pay our bills,
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we're always doing
the right thing.
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When's it our time, Deacon, huh?
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Come on, man. Take a leap!
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Let tomorrow be the day we drink
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a tall glass of freedom.
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Well, can it be Wednesday?
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'Cause I've got an eye
doctor appointment tomorrow.
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I can roll with that.
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Money in the house.
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Look at it, man. It's beautiful.
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You wanna sew it all together,
make underwear out of it?
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We're gonna need like
$10,000 for that.
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All right.
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It's 8:00 A.M. now, Carrie
gets home at 7:00 P.M.
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That gives us 14 hours.
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No, that gives us 11 hours.
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Good catch, guy, good catch.
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Ok. Wanna start with
a little breakfast?
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Bet these lobsters thought they were
going to live at least until lunch, huh?
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Oh, man! This steak is great!
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Buy another one! In fact,
get a whole bunch!
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We'll see if we can
rebuild the cow!
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Hey, hey! After this, you
want to rent a news chopper
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and do phony traffic reports?
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Or we could hire people
to just tickle us!
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Hey, could you back us up
on the shrimp cocktail?
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You got it. Thanks,
and, uh, here.
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Go buy yourself
something pretty.
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Got a question for you.
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How much would it cost to,
uh, to have will Smith
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and tyne daly make
out in front of us?
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Um, not sure.
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How about Eddie money? He'd
play in my living room?
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Don't know. Oh, but
you could ask him.
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He's here all the time.
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How about pesci? What will he
charge to smack us around?
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Oh, I think he'd smack
you around for free.
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Oh! Beautiful!
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That's worth another Jackson.
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Here you go!
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♪
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♪ Won't you
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How great is this!
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Oh, this is off the hook!
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How much we got left? Uh,
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$4,400.
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We've only spent 600 bucks?
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The day's half over.
We got to get moving!
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I know! Time to
kick it up a notch.
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All right.
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Hey, what's up, ladies?
You like the wheels?
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I had this baby custom-made.
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Easy, player. It says "for
rent" on the license plate.
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♪
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Hey, Carrie.
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Hi, Mr. Pruzan.
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By the way,
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you reserved me on court 2.
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I wanted court 3
with the glass wall.
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I have pretty nice calves,
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and I don't mind
showing them off.
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I quit.
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Come again?
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Yeah, another opportunity...
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Wait. Is this about that
bagel business yesterday?
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Well, it's just...
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I'm very sorry about that.
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No matter how hard
that bagel was,
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and it was shockingly hard,
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it doesn't excuse my behavior.
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No, it's just that Mr.
Kaplan offered me a job.
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Well!
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I hope you enjoyed climbing
up my back to the top.
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Ok. You know what?
Don't get upset.
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Upset! No! I'm totally
ok with this.
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Believe it or not, my life doesn't
revolve around Carrie Heffernan.
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Tell me what I did.
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Nothing. It's just, you know, this is a
good opportunity for me. That's all.
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I see.
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So will you get me
my hot dog today?
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Or is that one of the
reasons you despise me?
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♪
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Oh, crap! That's Carrie!
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She saw me! She didn't see you.
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I am so dead!
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I... I got to come clean before
Carrie nails me on this!
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If... if you don't mind,
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I'd like to blame
most of this on you.
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You are not dropping out.
You talked me into this.
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Now I don't have enough money to get
my mom a cruise, so suck it up!
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What if she saw me?
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You know what? You are just
one sorry piece of woman.
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If you're so worried, just... just
give Carrie a call. Feel her out.
255
00:13:23,184 --> 00:13:24,914
Yeah. You know what? I'll...
I'll do that.
256
00:13:29,841 --> 00:13:31,638
Mr. Pruzan's office.
257
00:13:31,706 --> 00:13:33,469
Hey, car. It's me, just...
258
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:34,734
Just at work.
259
00:13:34,802 --> 00:13:36,099
Hang on a second. Hey, Chuck!
260
00:13:36,167 --> 00:13:37,730
Lift with your legs, man!
261
00:13:39,229 --> 00:13:41,092
Look, I'm really
busy right now, ok?
262
00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,291
I'll talk to you when
I get home, Doug.
263
00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:45,787
Oh, my God!
264
00:13:45,854 --> 00:13:47,618
What happened?
265
00:13:47,685 --> 00:13:49,681
I couldn't get a read.
She hung up too fast.
266
00:13:49,748 --> 00:13:50,913
But she sounded kind of mad.
267
00:13:50,981 --> 00:13:52,579
She always sounds kind of mad.
268
00:13:56,040 --> 00:14:00,135
Hey, Arthur. What's...
what's going on?
269
00:14:00,203 --> 00:14:02,466
Let's see, you're
home on a work day,
270
00:14:02,533 --> 00:14:04,662
there's a red Ferrari
in the driveway,
271
00:14:04,730 --> 00:14:06,992
and there's a pile of
cash on the table.
272
00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:09,689
I don't know what's going
on, but I want in!
273
00:14:17,863 --> 00:14:20,175
Why do I always
get the fat ones?
274
00:14:21,492 --> 00:14:25,752
Oh, great. Another old guy.
275
00:14:25,820 --> 00:14:29,098
Oh! I got me a cocoa dream boat!
276
00:14:31,196 --> 00:14:32,693
Ooh!
277
00:14:32,762 --> 00:14:34,789
Oh, this sure beats
the bejesus out of
278
00:14:34,857 --> 00:14:37,203
lying on the dining room table.
279
00:14:37,271 --> 00:14:39,001
Oh, be careful of
the cyst there.
280
00:14:39,069 --> 00:14:40,500
She could blow.
281
00:14:40,566 --> 00:14:43,146
Arthur, is there any way
that you could not talk?
282
00:14:43,213 --> 00:14:46,442
Well, excuse me for
enjoying a nice rubdown.
283
00:14:47,476 --> 00:14:49,471
Ohhh!
284
00:14:49,538 --> 00:14:52,334
Ohhh! You certainly know
how to work a buttocks.
285
00:14:52,402 --> 00:14:54,531
Oh! Could you do something
about the old man?
286
00:14:54,598 --> 00:14:56,246
Carrie saw me. I know she did.
287
00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:58,892
If you have a problem with me,
Palmer, say it to my face!
288
00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:00,490
I got a problem with you.
289
00:15:00,492 --> 00:15:02,638
Any time you want to
dance, big man, I'm ready!
290
00:15:02,705 --> 00:15:04,367
She called me Doug.
291
00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:05,834
Why are you still on this?
292
00:15:05,902 --> 00:15:07,697
People don't use people's
names, unless they're mad.
293
00:15:07,765 --> 00:15:09,194
I know I'm Doug. She
knows I'm Doug.
294
00:15:09,262 --> 00:15:11,276
Why say Doug? I want a steak.
295
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,241
Shut it, uppie!
296
00:15:13,308 --> 00:15:14,306
She doesn't know.
297
00:15:14,374 --> 00:15:16,004
If you want to keep it that way,
298
00:15:16,071 --> 00:15:18,068
you better think a little
more about keeping me happy.
299
00:15:18,136 --> 00:15:19,499
Oh, this is marvelous!
300
00:15:19,567 --> 00:15:21,729
Nothing like steak and
a hot cup of coffee.
301
00:15:23,495 --> 00:15:25,825
I know we need to get
rid of a lot of money,
302
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:30,502
but I got meat hitting other
meat right about here.
303
00:15:30,570 --> 00:15:32,150
I'll just leave this here.
304
00:15:32,217 --> 00:15:33,281
Whenever you're ready.
305
00:15:33,348 --> 00:15:34,979
Thank you. Ok.
306
00:15:36,312 --> 00:15:38,275
$310? That's it?
307
00:15:38,342 --> 00:15:40,056
We just cannot get
rid of this money!
308
00:15:40,124 --> 00:15:41,388
Arthur, you want anything else?
309
00:15:41,456 --> 00:15:44,117
A round of king crab claws?
A Brandy?
310
00:15:44,184 --> 00:15:45,716
No, thanks, but on the way home,
311
00:15:45,782 --> 00:15:49,144
I'd love to stop by for a
small cone at dairy queen.
312
00:15:51,674 --> 00:15:53,672
Great. That's 85 cents.
313
00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:55,886
That's the big one. I
don't want the big one.
314
00:15:56,834 --> 00:15:58,266
Would you stop talking? Ok?
315
00:15:58,334 --> 00:16:00,562
We've got to spend this money,
get this day over with.
316
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:01,627
What do you want to do?
317
00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:02,777
I...
318
00:16:02,843 --> 00:16:05,740
Hey, look who just walked in.
319
00:16:13,131 --> 00:16:14,562
♪ She was shakin'
320
00:16:14,630 --> 00:16:16,942
♪ whoa
321
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,789
♪ snappin' her fingers
322
00:16:18,791 --> 00:16:20,553
♪ whoa
323
00:16:25,133 --> 00:16:26,779
♪ she was
324
00:16:26,847 --> 00:16:28,376
♪ shakin'
325
00:16:31,823 --> 00:16:33,153
who is this man?
326
00:16:33,221 --> 00:16:35,118
It's Eddie money.
327
00:16:35,186 --> 00:16:37,366
I once knew a Lou money.
328
00:16:39,496 --> 00:16:40,661
That's great.
329
00:16:40,729 --> 00:16:42,158
I'm going to have
to wrap this up.
330
00:16:42,228 --> 00:16:44,090
Carrie's getting home
in less than an hour.
331
00:16:44,158 --> 00:16:45,555
That was... that
was great, guys.
332
00:16:45,621 --> 00:16:46,803
♪ She was shakin'
333
00:16:46,870 --> 00:16:48,783
all righty.
334
00:16:48,851 --> 00:16:51,646
♪ Snappin' her fingers
335
00:16:51,713 --> 00:16:52,961
well, hello, Carrie.
336
00:16:53,028 --> 00:16:54,925
Oh! Hi, Mr. Kaplan.
337
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:04,348
Um, I just want to say I'm excited
about coming to work for you.
338
00:17:04,415 --> 00:17:06,244
Oh, about that.
339
00:17:06,312 --> 00:17:08,641
Marjorie's balloon
business didn't pan out.
340
00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:10,472
It turns out she's
allergic to helium,
341
00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:13,567
so until they discover another
gas that's lighter than air,
342
00:17:13,635 --> 00:17:15,433
she'll be staying put.
343
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:17,496
Sorry, kiddo.
344
00:17:26,569 --> 00:17:28,532
Isn't this your floor?
345
00:17:29,998 --> 00:17:31,229
Sure is.
346
00:17:39,853 --> 00:17:41,515
Um, Mr. Pruzan.
347
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:43,014
I heard.
348
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,716
♪ Save a little room
349
00:17:53,783 --> 00:17:55,980
♪ in your heart for me
350
00:17:57,796 --> 00:17:59,260
hey, where are you going?
I'm leaving.
351
00:17:59,327 --> 00:18:01,657
The man refused to play
any of my requests.
352
00:18:01,725 --> 00:18:03,038
He didn't know them!
353
00:18:03,106 --> 00:18:05,018
Please! Everyone knows
little brown jug!
354
00:18:07,717 --> 00:18:09,447
Oh, no. He's going
for the sax again.
355
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,444
His last solo was,
like, 10 minutes.
356
00:18:11,512 --> 00:18:14,672
♪ Hey, Eddie. Ed...
ed, Mr. money.
357
00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:17,386
Hey, Eddie! Eddie! Eddie!
358
00:18:17,455 --> 00:18:18,385
Yo. Sorry, man.
359
00:18:18,452 --> 00:18:20,116
Look, you guys, y-you
guys sound great.
360
00:18:20,184 --> 00:18:22,380
You, too, Tommy. You're wonderful.
The thing is,
361
00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:24,178
my wife is coming home and...
362
00:18:24,245 --> 00:18:25,443
Long story short,
363
00:18:25,511 --> 00:18:26,774
I just... I need you guys to go.
364
00:18:26,841 --> 00:18:27,972
So here's your money. Hey!
365
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,504
Money for money, huh?
366
00:18:29,571 --> 00:18:31,834
I don't follow.
367
00:18:31,901 --> 00:18:34,364
Ok, well, here you go anyway.
There you go.
368
00:18:34,432 --> 00:18:36,395
Thanks for coming.
369
00:18:36,462 --> 00:18:37,826
You guys drive safe now, ok?
370
00:18:37,893 --> 00:18:38,992
♪ Yeah!
371
00:18:39,058 --> 00:18:40,157
♪ Shakin' yeah!
372
00:18:40,225 --> 00:18:42,254
♪ Snapping' her fingers
373
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,718
thank God it's over!
374
00:18:44,785 --> 00:18:46,648
Super day. A lot of fun.
375
00:18:46,715 --> 00:18:47,863
Let's just check this place,
376
00:18:47,931 --> 00:18:49,895
make sure there's no
evidence lying around.
377
00:18:49,961 --> 00:18:51,092
Everything looks cool.
378
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,323
I gave the rest of the
cash to Eddie money,
379
00:18:53,391 --> 00:18:57,518
and... Oh, my God!
380
00:18:57,585 --> 00:18:59,516
Oh, my God! I never
replaced the $100!
381
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:00,780
What?
382
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,395
The money I took in
the first place!
383
00:19:02,462 --> 00:19:04,625
I... I was going to put it back in there.
Now, but...
384
00:19:04,693 --> 00:19:06,089
I gave it all to him!
385
00:19:06,157 --> 00:19:07,855
Lend me 100 bucks! No way!
386
00:19:08,072 --> 00:19:09,552
Come on, man! Carrie
will kill me!
387
00:19:09,619 --> 00:19:10,882
I'm taking the
money I have left,
388
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,548
and I'm buying
something for my mom.
389
00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:14,363
What's the point now?
She wanted a cruise.
390
00:19:14,430 --> 00:19:16,443
Anything less will
be a total letdown.
391
00:19:16,511 --> 00:19:18,423
You know what? I'd flush
this cash down the toilet
392
00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:20,155
before I gave it to you.
393
00:19:20,222 --> 00:19:22,169
You know, I, uh,
394
00:19:22,237 --> 00:19:24,099
I could just take it from you.
395
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,164
Uh-huh.
396
00:19:27,297 --> 00:19:29,777
That is certainly something
I'd like to see.
397
00:19:33,223 --> 00:19:34,985
What's the delay?
398
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:39,697
Didn't think so.
399
00:19:41,029 --> 00:19:42,976
Ahhh!
400
00:19:52,115 --> 00:19:53,711
Arthur! Arthur! Do
you have any cash?
401
00:19:53,779 --> 00:19:54,710
No.
402
00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:57,041
Oh, God, I need 100 bucks!
403
00:19:57,109 --> 00:20:00,786
Well, I've got something
worth nearly that,
404
00:20:00,853 --> 00:20:03,483
a pair of ice skates actually worn by Mr.
dick button.
405
00:20:21,411 --> 00:20:23,673
Oh, damn key!
406
00:20:24,007 --> 00:20:25,104
God!
407
00:20:40,619 --> 00:20:41,983
Oh, God!
408
00:20:53,969 --> 00:20:56,031
Hey! Hey, Doug.
409
00:20:58,130 --> 00:20:59,377
So get this.
410
00:20:59,445 --> 00:21:02,623
I leave Pruzan to go to work for Mr.
Kaplan,
411
00:21:02,690 --> 00:21:04,787
but then it turns out Mr.
Kaplan doesn't need me,
412
00:21:04,855 --> 00:21:06,267
so then I have to
go back to Pruzan.
413
00:21:06,335 --> 00:21:07,333
It was unbelievable.
414
00:21:07,401 --> 00:21:08,699
So how was your day?
415
00:21:08,766 --> 00:21:10,362
Oh, same old, same
old, you know?
416
00:21:10,429 --> 00:21:14,324
Ding-dong, here's your box.
417
00:21:14,392 --> 00:21:17,903
You know, I saw a guy
in a Ferrari today.
418
00:21:17,970 --> 00:21:20,465
Looked a lot like you.
419
00:21:20,534 --> 00:21:22,730
Yeah, well, I thought
I saw you, too,
420
00:21:22,797 --> 00:21:24,128
but it was a skinny,
Chinese guy.
421
00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:25,760
What a world, huh?
422
00:21:30,238 --> 00:21:32,301
Oh!
423
00:21:33,201 --> 00:21:34,465
Splinter!
424
00:21:41,590 --> 00:21:43,836
Department of motor vehicles?
425
00:21:56,621 --> 00:21:57,819
What?
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